8est Ship edition again.THREAD QUESTION: If you HAD to fight one of the Beta or Alpha kids to death, who'd you pick?Previous: >>151685893
andrew pussie...
>>151703154>If you HAD to fight one of the Beta or Alpha kids to death, who'd you pick?pre or post god tier?
>>151703209Max power.
>>151703217rose then
>>151703217any anon would get murked in a instant but i feel like jane is probably the least powerful of the bunch
>>151703265shes just gonna heal back any damage dude. youre doing jackshit to her
>>151703265Fine, whatever, You get to be God Tier too.
>>151703183Why did you see dicks anon? Are you gay?
>>151703154cronus
>>151703287How is this even related to the WV panel?
>>1517032856od tiered 8ard of Void vs ro6ue of Void? I think I win
>>151703296oops i misread a little
>>151703285seer of hope vs seer of light... most boring match oat
>>151703285>Knight of spaceWhats my best matchup? Jake? Dave?
>>151703505Jake
>>151703285who the fuck is a sylph of rage like myself even capable of beating in combat, do i just have to ragebait the enemy into giving me an opening?
What personality do you think Matchsticks would have?
>>151703549literally Jane. Jane is not only a chu8ster, 8ut also is inexperienced in com8at, and doesn't even have any 6ood powers like Roxy
>>151703584>no fun allowed>ridiculously handsome>fire
>>151703595sounds like it'd end up like picrel with the healing powers but i guess i'd win eventually
>>151703285>prince of voidIdk about my best matchup but I think I'd pick Dirk just for the sake of verbal sparring
>>151703685It you can smash her head with a sledgehammer you win by default, you can use powers if you have no brain.
>>151703618>no fun allowedExplain this gif then.
>>151703746could you resist nannasprites cookies?
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>>151703954TANKED that btw
>lost my fingerless glovesNepeta help
>>151703954That's why you use a hammer and not a handgun, John knows what the fuck is up.
>>151703263Bring me Big Nep
Why aren't you reading Sburb.exe?
Doctor House said I need prospitcest to live. Help me anons I'm dying.
>>151702925kek well on ya for doing a good deed. at least the day ended on a good note
>>151703187why is baby dirk ghosting the image
>>151704084Cease your faggotry.
>>151703209dirk and I would sneak chances to hug-I mean grapple him and after he whoops my ass he can show me some pointers on how to use swords
>>151704084
>>151703685>Attempt to punch Jane in the tit.>Absorbs blow.>She adjusts her glasses >Another >Another >Again >Again. Again. Again.>AgainAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain.>"Crocker Brasssieres have nano machines, bitch! They harden in response to physical trauma!">Punch her so hard the ground explodes>Someone sings "PEPSIMAN!">Now in a pit in the ground. Jane rips off her damaged blouse and shirt, revealing a black bra that can barely contain her fat udders.
>>151704080Too many irons to attend to. I do look forewards to actual character building
>>151704080because I'm already busy with starting autopraxis. but this one is next
>>151704080At work, then gonna draw NepOr maybe JaneOne of em
>>1517040848ased 8ased 8ased 8ased 8ased 8ased 8ased
>>151704084can't find the one other pic I saved so this is all I can give you
>>151704363This artist was incredibly bad and only got popular cause of incest shippers.
>>151704384He's right you know.
>>151704170Crocker John and Jade my beloved
>>151704089im ma winner.
>>151704170
>>151704414Thread poll: Did Homestuck put you off buying anything Betty Crocker ever again
>>151704384I like how loose and expressive it is
>>151704454John could sit in a blank windowless room without connection to the outside world for 40 years and the moment he opens the door there'd be a grey bitch on the other side.
MOTHERFUCKERShttps://hiveswap.itch.io/hiveswap-act-3-preview
>>151704546>https://hiveswap.itch.io/hiveswap-act-3-previewholy shit, it really does exists.
>>151704546We got hiveswap 3 before gta6
>>151704577similar quirk of ellith hm.
>>151704454Iirc this artist's Condy molests John because hes her favorite. Not beating the troll magnet allegations
>>151704600Ellith if her quirk was retarded
>>151704546Would you donate?
>>151704600Ellith if her quirk was less retarded
Almost one of the homestuck characters are the real/original ones anymore.Just about everyone but John and Roxy was replaced post [S] Game Over, and after the branching of Candy and Meat, each was splintered into deviant false selves.The closest things we have to real characters still are Ghost!Calliope (but how real can a plot device be), Terezi (who was not split by the Candy/Meat decision) and Meenah (Who was unaltered even by [S] Game over, but she's a dancestor lmao).Now, you might say that Vriska is also in the same boat as Terezi, but no, the Vriska from BC is a WHOLLY NEW VRISKA, as at no point did the Vriska from Collide (Retcon Vriska) have an eyepatch, yet she sports one in BC despite there being no time for her to aquire one before her arrival at the Candy timeline.All of this to say, long live Meenah Peixes, last homestuck character.
>>151704759for the eyepatch cant god tiers freely alter the outfits?
>>151703217Jane. What's she gonna do rez me back to life?
>>151704773Even if that were the case, one must ask:>1: Why? In the epilogues, she was babbling on and on about how she had to see how LE died, how her story culminated, ergo she would naturally want to be able to see, and so manifesting something to cover one of her eyes is nonsensical.>2: When?She did not wear it when she fired the juju, and she was hurled past the Black Hole's event horizon soon after that.>3: How?When Rose turned her outfit, she did so through alchemy; but even if we disregard this and simply assume that skilled God Tier players can do it on the fly, the previous other questions still make it too nonsensical.Taking these facts in consideration leads me to believe that it is more likely that the Vriska in BC is as fake as the other characters around her, if not perhaps even more fake.
>>151704913*Rose turned her outfit to a dress,
>>151704759What about the Dave half in Davepeta?
>>151705073That's from Davesprite, who was also a tainted variant false self, originating form the strilonde incest doomed timeline.
>>151705112he is still one of the ogs tho.
>>151705112davesprite>pre-retcon dave>>>post-retcon dave>>>>>>>>>>>d***petasprite
>>151705313why the FUCK did davepeta even happen
>>151705313>>151705347cus she's cute and sexy next questions
>>151705112He is the first Dave, as in the very first Dave from the first time he changed the past, the fact the he endured that long is astounding
>>151705369does davepeta have a penis or a hehheheh... pussy.
>>151705392Even if I considered this to be true, which I do not, Davepeta is entombed within the now spent plotpoint, and thusly is functionally dead and not in the story until otherwise demonstrated.
>>151703154imagine the smell
>>151704084artist? not a huge fan of incest but i like how he draws jade
>>151705369
>>151705435she (they?) have a 8ul6e and nook
>>151705347gender, plus total happenstace of being in the middle of the sprite fusion kick i guess.at least dave or nepeta have each other so its not a bad existence.
>>151705460Cobalt, the scent before it rains and blueberries.
>>151703328>goldfanfis that what they meant when they said blue bloods were jewish?
>>151705472roaring knight ass animation...wait a minute
>>151705472thats a mercy kill right here
>>151705473
>>151705519
>>151705347final fuck you to nepeta fans before cascadeill never forgive hussie for taking jasprose x nepeta away from me
Fuck.>>151705542 meant for >>151705518
>>151704913dude getting an eyepatch isnt that hard
>>151704759>deviant/false selfsyou are mentally ill
>open /co/ to say hello to hsg>hsg is the first thread i seefeels good man. oh, hello hsg.
>>151705642hi, what's your story with homestuck? Who is your favorite?
>>151705610You are a culmination of your experiences and your values, add enough different Experiences and you have someone different, AKA another person, AKA not the person we were following.If tomorrow a version of you that served in world war one took your place, he would be some other guy instead of the you i'm replying to, no?>>151705587In almost all circumstances, you are absolutely correct, but given the timeframe and the goals of Retcon Vriska, it simply doesn't make sense that shed get one.
>>151705642hello anon, hope you like homosexuality and shitpostin6 cus that's what /hsg/ is all a8out
>>151705347Big titty catgirl Dave bigs my dick
>>151705691As long as there aren't any trannies
>>151705747hahahaa
>>151703154Base form (a literal kid)?JaneMax power?Jake
no one tell him
>>151705747
>>151705747It is ok.None of the trannies are canon, unless you consider cherubs to be tranoids.
>>151705747:)
>>151705691im no newgen man, im here for the gayness and shitposts. also i want to have sex with Iggy from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (pictured), but only this design from the second half of the anime.
>>151705435>>151705473davesprite gained a cloaca when he fused with the crow, similar to how jade gained a dog dickthen when davesprite fushed into davepeta his genitals turned into a cloaca with a retractable bulge inside
>>151705817cloaca == nook. she has a nook and a 8ul6e
hello. today is NOT day ??? of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. in a8out a minute, I will post a very shitty and low effort aranea, since I wanted to draw this, 8ut had no way to really insert here here without ruinin6 the joke
>>151704546i haven't played the first 2 acts but i thought that was ok/10
>>151705849lmao
>>151705849Amazing. Reminds me of one of those sissy caption stories where the soon to be sissy gets bullied into ramming a dildo up his ass for his bully or something. Good job.
>>151705849woke araneafag!!really cute drawing btw!!
>>151705886rtghebiwuoevhbfuwev thx 8ut wtf jesus that was not what I was expectin6 to hear. le6it had me lau6hin6 out loud>>151705894thanks!! 8D >>151705849anyways, here it is. for the sake of never 6oin6 8ack on my word of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day until I die
>>151705886>>151705886
>>151705939SUSKET!
>>151705939can you draw aranea holding a jar of pickles tomorrow
>>151705849i need to detrans this egbert IMMEDIATELY
>>151705894jadeanon is that you? have you finally returned
>>151705886>doesnt know about tgtngmi
>really good stridercest artwork from a mad skilled artist from over 13 years ago on tumblr>click on the og post>art is deletedgay, really gay and unfair.
>>151705958you have to make him cum at least 8 times hands-free through prostate stimulation, preferably with a musky and hefty glans
>>151705963nope.
>>151705973fucking post it then
>>151705999damn. well at least you 6ot trips so that's somethin6. oh how I miss jadeanon
>>151705973our favorite greek tragedyanyways, post it. now
>>151706003k
>>151705985Wouldn't that make him trans harder?
>>151705970>tgtwhat is that?I'm 12 btw
>>151705999>jadeanon is revealed to be fat>almost instantly leaves and is never heard from againkinda funny not gonna lie
>>151705973>striderslopAnd nothing of value was lost.
>>151706039tails 6ets trolled
>>151705985this but kalian delfin
>>151706024
>>151706040>>151706044come here suck my cock chuddie pls or just fuck off already.like literally obssessed. everytime.
>>151706024oh yeah I love that one. on that note I'm picrel hasn't done much stuff either anymore
>>151706078Why did you reply my post? (the one with the 44 dubs)
>>151706039for eel? no squiddin?
>>151706078wait are YOU jadeanon? plz say yes plz
>>151706044I hope your ship gets mad cute content like everyone else's here too
>>151706078why did you reply to MY post calling jadeanon fat?
>>151706081there is a ocean of brother love you can only find on boorus or in old hs archives on tumblr, such a shame. but i love to dig.
What happened to the anon whose gf was reading homestuck? I want to know how she reacted to Cascade
>>151706112eh sorry didnt meant to, im a gigatard.>>151706140lets say, hypothetically yes. i'm her, watchu gonna do abt it?
>>151706203I would cele8rate with a picture of aranea usin6 one of these thin6s
>>151706203<3
>>151705795>>151705796>>151705787>>151705772I meant in this general. I know Homestuck beyond canon has nonbinary trans masc RoxyBut there are no troons in these threads right?
>>151706078calm your moobs down fat nigga
>>151706147It's less about shipping and more on how the striders in general receive way too much exposure from the fandom more than they actually deserve."Boo-hoo, my precious piece of striderslop content (one out of a million existing ones) got wiped out of the internet, my day is ruined, boo-hoo"
>>151706247anon...you MIGHT be stupid
NO ONE TELL HIM
>>151706247Please refer to >>151705787
>>151705953fuck it, I did it today. i'm in a 6ood mood from jadeanon's potential return
>>151706203next time eat a salad
>>151706268Draw me next, :).
>>151706263>>151706261I know we have fags and dykes here or we used too but no one actually tries to be the other sex right? I mean everyone wants that all the time so why do trannies actually act like they can just be the other sex
>>151706268fuck I for6ot her 6lasses>>151706282well i'll need to know WHO you are or WHAT you look like. otherwise i'm drawin6 a 6rey amo6us la8eled "anon"
>>151706292>everyone wants that all the timeYou're the sort of lunatic that gets on a soapbox to deride the other crazyfolk in the asylum while dressed like napoleon.
>>151706234yk i already called it but i was honestly expecting a really offensive shock image reaction but this just cease my test. boring.>>151706273there it goes.anyway test is over im just a guy that replied to bait cuz i was bored, watever, keep the thread normal now.
>>151706175it ain't enough. twitter has some stuff too but the site is so shitty to browse and find stuffnot enough. we must make begin making our own, brethren
>>151706310Just doodle a cool Prince of Time.
>>151706325so you're not jadeanon.... damn 8(
>>151706311Listen I am a normal guy and like every other normal guy I dream of being a girl. I dream of waking up as a girl and living the rest of my life that way. Only trannies try to act like they can actually be a girl when every guy wants to, but we know it can't happen
>>151706325HOPE = ERADICATED
>>151706342Just make a discord account and find a tranny to roleplay with if you're really that desperate.
>>151706255every art is precious and every artist is valuable. what I actually need is for comic/artists to stop dropping off the face of the earth in general. I still think about that one webcomic that got completely wipedanyway the world needs more art. too much of a good does not apply when it comes to creative endeavors
>>151706396it's not a8out the roleplay, it's a8out havin6 another nota8le poster in this 6eneral (that isn't a schizo). That's all I ask
>>151706382
>>151706328god damn this makes me so mad i dont have a older guy to smoke weed with and use him as a pilow and smells good hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.also yeah same bro.
I regret baking this thread.
>>151706449it's not even that 8ad thou6h
>>151706292>everyone wants that all the timeive seen you do this bit like 3 separate times bro
>>151706467Because everyone acts like they aren't constantly fantasizing about waking up as the other sex for some reason
>>151706497personally i'd love to ma6ically turn into a (cute) 6irl. not trans or anythin6, 8ut 8ein6 attractive would 8e so 8ased
>>151706449have some prospitcest make up for my striderslopping
