TITANS of jobbing
Alright lads, which one of these three looks the best?
Should be SS3 Goku then. Bluku beat Golden Frieza in canon.
>first fight is retarded and wrong even by Season 1 standards>second fight is a stomp against himWhat's next for Pikachu?
>BRING ME MUSHU!>BRING ME ERAGON!>BRING ME TOOTHLESS!>BRING ME SPARX!>BRING ME SMAUG!>BRING ME BABY DRAGON!>BRING ME AGUMON BUT HE CAN ONLY STAY AS AGUMON!>FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, BRING ME RATHALOS!>GIVE ME MY PITY WIN NOW!
>>151742690Nothing. There aren't going to be any more Pokemon match ups ever again.
>>151742702>>BRING ME ERAGON!Eragon is the rider. If you're looking for the dragon, you're thinking Saphira.
Just took an outerversal piss
>>151742702Sorry charizard-kun but 0-3 is permanent
>>151742654I'm positive Death Battle will still make up some bullshit Goku to lose to Charizard. Given Omnidock it's kind of impossible to deny a bias against the verse.
>BRING ME, CHAR AZNABLE!
>>151742717NO, BRING THE HUMAN TO ME SO I CAN WIN
>>151742745They scaled King Vegeta's flashback visual metaphor at face value, gave it a higher rating than Frieza's planet bust, made Bardock trillions of times FTL and gave him Super Saiyan
Bring me DashBring me A-trainBring me Red RushBring me MCU QuicksilverBring me Teen Titans Go Wally WestBring me Okarun without Turbo Granny's powersBring me IdaBring me Live Action MarioBring me BubsyBring me Dragonball Evolution Goku
>>151742752>MU Eren loses badlyEren, getting your asshole torn up by Char won't bring Mikasa back
Bring me JOBnic
Bring me a sandwich
>>151742777>Won't bring Mikasa back>Char's indian prostitute wife can make universes>Founding Titan powers>Mind Hax>An army of Wall Titans>Can create titans>DB will probably wank crystal hardening to be resistant to beam weaponryEren's redemption starts with him killing Char for Lalah to create a universe, where Eren and Mikasa are together.
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
>>151742794>Mario has not gotten a single new feat since MVS2 >Sonic has gotten a handful of games and the IDW comics>Sonic STILL jobs MVS3
>>151742805They aught to just do Manga Mario v Archie Sonic.
>>151742805now post all the amazing feats from IDW
Base Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and Mario and their verses NEG DIFF.
>>151742764>They scaled King Vegeta's flashback visual metaphor at face value.Labling any anime scene you do not like as a visual metaphor has to be the number 1 coping tactic of someone who hates Dragon Ball and never seen the show.How about you show me where it was stated to be "a visual metaphor"? Or is this just your personal interpretation you're trying to pass as fact again?
>>151742805IDW doesn't have shit for feats and showings besides Silver going Super without needing both Sonic and Shadow.
>>151742892
>>151742869I've heard others say the same.
>>151742892Why are you dying on this point? This one really does feel like visual metaphor given that it is Vegeta's life flashing before his eyes as he dies.I feel like we have better options for just placing Bardock in terms of comparison rather than that scene.
>>151742899Dino Gilbert would KILL JOBnic btw.
>>151742824>Another Archie Sonic humiliation ritual YUM
On the Fourth Day of /co/mas Death Battle gave to meFour Cursing CucksThree Hanging HostsTwo Sweet Soulmatesand a Spider-Cuck hanging from the treeToday's pic was chosen by >>151732555 >>151732451 >>151732083 >>151731434 >>151731106 >>151730985 >>151730545 >>151729672 >>151729625. To roll for the Fifth Day, the rules areYour request has to follow the lyrics (2nd Day of Christmas, 2 kaiju jobbing, etc).You must reply to the anchor post of that day to roll, no @'ing an unrelated post with "this".NEW Rule* If rerolling a post, no adding shit.First trips of the day gets the pick, but any subsequent quads or above can override. If the day passes (up to 12AM EST) and no trips are made, dubs or at worst something interesting can suffice.
And here's the Third Day's pic. Don't reply to this one, it won't count for tomorrow's pic. This reply-chain stuff really draws out the process. You can send requests tho
>New Captcha verification
>>151742927Hyper Outerversal container that hurts people in real life btw
>>151742805>>Sonic has gotten a handful of gamesYeah like Frontiers which implies Sonic needs to go Super to even think about fighting a Gundam.
>>151742955Is it different on your end? For me it's easier than it's been in years.
>>151742976It's easy, unlike >>>/int/ 's captcha.
Rob Chudner died lol
>>151742951Omniweakling solos
YORU AND JOGO SAVE MY STREET LEVEL VERSE!
>>151742988Vegeta got ONESHOT by Mark in the background
>>151742988>Goku astounded at how SHARTnic exploded from stubbing his toe on the way to their fight
>>151742801>>151742801DB wanking Eren's titan form to somehow being able to resist beam weaponry would be Krasura-tier feat. Realistically Eren's strongest form wouldn't get him past Char's weakest Mobile Suit since even if Eren was somehow wanked to be strong enough to destroy it, the nuclear reactor attached to Zaku Mk. II exploding would kill Eren as well
>>151742951Omniman alone solos dbz
>>151742998>>151743014No lies detected.
>>151743014.....'s mini-verse
Memes and shitposting aside, could all of dbz destroy a single Smart Atom?
>>151742951Amazing how Superman kills everyone in this image with a sneeze.
What if Ash challenged Yugi with his cards?
>>151743041No
Just got post squirt clarity after gooning to some TADC x Smiling Friends orgyfics. Death Battles for this feel?
>>151743044Oops I didn't notice that GODvincible verse was in that image too. Only JOBgon JOB dies to superman's sneezes
>>151742911That was part of a different instance, but nice try.>Why are you dying on this point?Because it's dishonest to pretend it didn't happen and acting as if DB acknowledging it happening is doing so kind of huge leap in logic.>I feel like we have better options for just placing Bardock in terms of comparison rather than that scene.such as?....
>>151743051>post squirtWomen are not allowed here, sorry.
>>151742924meant for you too
>>151743059No you pathetic little imitation. SISSYvincible dies as well. Bitches who can't even take a nap in the sun should know their place.
I used to think that Dracula vs. Dio had a wrong verdict and DB wanked Dio to be stronger than he should be. Yet KINGtos TAUGHT me that I was wrong and DB was right all along. Dracula was vicious homophobe who prevented the progressive Ottoman Sultanate from enriching Europe and needed to be put down.Dio & DB were right, I was wrong.
>P-Plane-sama is going down? I'll need to go all out for this one!
>>151743093damn that plane solos the entire Dragon Ball Omniverse
>>151743051Bill Cipher vs Discord
>>151743075>No you pathetic little imit-ACK!
>AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE RED RUSH PLEASE SLOW DOWN! YOUR SPEED IS TOO MUCH FOR ME!
>>151743062you asked for an instance where the anime has a disclaimer in the corner saying this is a visual metaphor btw. you're a joke
>MULTIVERSAL+ ICE-SAMA!!!!!
>>151743093Take note that its Lexcop Air Plane. Luthor's planes are just built different and too heavy for even Super Sayans to lift
GODvincible wins again. It's too fucking easy.
>>151743106Show me how that exchange ended
>FVARKKKK I CAN'T DODGE THESE MFTL BULLETS
Is it even fair to have a MU with them against some VivziePop characters?
>>151743133CHADulk would RAPE SISSYvincible for that
>>151743062>Because it's dishonest to pretend it didn't happenYeah, it's perfectly honest to pretend Vegeta blew up a bunch of planets for no reason (when the whole point of the Saiyans is to claim planets for Frieza) especially the one he and his men were on especially when they can't breathe in space
>Invic- ACK!
>>151743106Red Rush would blitz and oneshot MACH7man
>>151743137TAS-Superman confirmed to be weaker and slower than Kid Goku
They having a weak antifeatsissyoff
>>151743137this is DCAU Superman retard, he doesn't get that fast till the Fatal Five film
>"Omni-Man would rip Superman apart. And fans hate it." -Ryan Ottley >"Nolan is probably stronger and faster. Superman has no way of dealing with his killer instinct. Nolan wins."-Robert Kirkman >"Nolan is the anti-Superman. He's basically conceptually designed to kill Superman and we're seeing more of that lately in media."-Cory WalkerYou literally can't argue with WoG
>CHADulk would r-ACK!
Aren't even the strongest titan's armor just over the threshold of rudimentary artillery? Even the regular ass Zaku has a machine gun that fires armor piercing bullets larger than cannonballs.Anything else Char pilots has beam weapons, which should go through even wanked Titan flesh like butter. Beams in Gundam are superheated plasma, akin to a long range industrial plasma torch, which can saw through tank armor.
>>151743161>P-Please talk about other supermans
>>151743172but you just posted anothr Superman
>>151743173TARDku has no brain and would TANK that.
>>151743106Red Rush? Taught by KINGtos’s boundless speed.>>151743123That ice? Fused with the Leviathan Axe’s power.>>151743137Those bullets? Made of Kratonium.>>151743146That monster? A stranded beast from GOW.
CHADvincible scholars literally have an answer to every sissy argument made by the subhumans lol
>>151743182So TRVE
Meanwhile in the Invincible verse...
>>151743142Hulk can't even beat Invincible's greatest foe
>>151742938Rob Reiner vs Charlie Kirk
>>151743190Answer me this then: Why was Mark unhappy about getting cucked by the blue alien instead of being Better Man like Nolan with his bug waifu?
>>151743208blue man was rude and chauvinistic so Mark stood by so Eve could TEACH him
ANY QUESTIONS?
>I'M COMING FOR YOU CECIL, AND YOU BETTER PUT AWAY YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM LEVEL CANNON BEFORE I- OWWWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEE!!
>>151743197>>151743236N-No sir...
>>I'M COMING FOR YOU CECIL, AND YOU BETTER PUT AWAY YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM LEVEL CANNON BEFORE I- OWWWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEE!!
>>151743243That was this rifle btw And Nolan TANKED it
>>151743116>you asked for an instance where the anime has a disclaimer in the corner saying this is a visual metaphor btw. you're a jokeSo you're treating the whole flashback as a visual metaphor because you feel about it. Even tho it ISN'T and the fanbase doesn't see it that way. Do you even know what a "visual metaphor" is? What exactly was King Vegeta nuking 3 planets supposed to be a metaphor for? >>151743145It looks like deflecting attacks from enemy aliens he was fighting he decided to nuke the aliens' home world. But let's lie and say it was or "No REASON" ey.. really help you look unbiased..
>>151743236Yeah can you show me where Ryan Ottley or Robert Kirkman worked on Superman? Because they have no valid opinion on him without being credited as having worked on him
>>151743277you asked for visual metaphors to have a disclaimer that they're visual metaphors which by your own logic invalidates anything from being a visual metaphor. that was your argument
Invincible vs. Godzilla, who wins?
SUPERSISSIES WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
>>151743300>Character above the concept of losing vs a lizard weaker than BITCHulkGuess.
>>151742951Imagine the friction from them frotting…
>>151743300It's hard to say. Mark canonically gapes Superman while Godzilla canonically raped Hulk and made him afraid
>>151743329Godzilla fucked up Superman even faster in the recent crossover.
Invinciblefagging is simply not entertaining.
Another thread CONQUERED by VILTRVM BVLLS
>>151743345It sure is boring to BTFO everyone effortlessly.
>>151743345I agree.They sell it like Kratosposting but there's no showmanship or humor to it.
>>151743311if this was Goku he'd be dead instead of knocked out
>"You know," Robert Kirkman began, his voice a smooth, confident baritone, "it's a question I get a lot, and I understand the appeal of these cross-over hypotheticals. But I have to admit, I find the premise itself a little... curious, when it comes to Mark Grayson and Gohan.">He paused, letting the statement hang. "Let me be clear: I have immense respect for what Dragon Ball achieved. Iconic. Absolutely. But in terms of raw, unadulterated, physical might and velocity, there's simply no contest. Mark, and frankly, any Viltrumite, operates on a fundamentally different plane of existence.">Kirkman gestured with one hand, a casual, almost dismissive sweep. "Consider the baseline. A Viltrumite, from birth, is a walking, talking, faster-than-light projectile. Their entire physiology is engineered for power output that would render most planets uninhabitable if they weren't so adept at controlling it. We're talking about individuals who fly through entire asteroid fields casually, who punch through planets that crumble like sandcastles, who can survive atmospheric re-entry from lightspeed without a scratch. This isn't a power-up, it’s their default state. It's the equivalent of a human breathing.">He then settled back, a look of intellectual contemplation on his face. "Frankly, Gohan's feats, impressive within his own narrative context, just don't scale up. His power, while undeniable, feels... conditional. It’s a resource to be drawn upon, often with significant visible exertion. Mark's power is him. It’s his blood, his bone, his smart atoms. It's a constant, effortless output of raw physical might and incredible velocity that I simply don't see matched by Gohan's demonstrated capabilities.">"And honestly? I'd wager any Viltrumite in good standing could probably make short work of the entire Dragon Ball Z universe, just through sheer, unyielding, physical superiority. It's just a different class of power."
>>151743311If this was Mark that kid would have never been able to pull the trigger due to the overwhelming speed difference
>>151743300Godzilla's screech makes Vitrulimites fall on the ground writhing and pissing themselves.
>>151742662Posing is slightly different, but middle is good.
>>151743277>looks like deflecting attacks from enemy aliens he was fighting he decided to nuke the aliens' home worldThe fuck were you trying to say here lmao
>>151743383It's hilarious because it inexplicably shuts down capeshitters and z tards
>>151742702>anon doesn't know Rathalos scales to island level Elder Dragons at minimum>meanwhile Charizard got btfo'd by eruption level Entei
>>151743402>Godzi-He's dead. Trillions upon quadrillions of times a speed difference will do that.
>>151743424I guess if you consider >gets no engagement "Shutting down", sure.
>>151743424Neither group entertains invincible shitposting for more than a few posts you mean.
>>151743290>insist the whole flashback is a metaphor.> Has no official sources stating that it is a metaphor>No one in the fanbase thinks it's a metaphor>Can't even explain what Vegeta creating a barrier to deflect Alien's attacks and nuking their planets is supposed to be a "Metaphor" for.>Thinks DB is doing DBZ fans a soild for not treating it like a metaphor.
>>151742805>Sonic [LIES]Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his verse.
>>151743424>Ignored by capeshitters and DBZfags, the two easiest to rile up groups in the death battle fandomNo one actually cares about invincible and it's hilarious
>>151743425I want Rathalos to whoop Charizard but I just don't see how. Charizard has a bigger moveset with how DB handles it, has much better arguments for speed and the episode itself claimed he could possibly scale above black holes. Even the lower end scaling still wouldn't be enough
>>151743402It canonically takes immeasurable decibels to even address a Viltrumite's inner ear
>>151743425What even is Charizard's best feat? Red's Mega-evolved Charizard being able to fight Mewtwo in 1v1 in Pokemon Origin? Ash's Charizard was an arrogant jobber that got fraudchecked by fodder Pokemon like Unown so I doubt it has any good feats
>>151743452You say this now, but it didn't use to be this way. The only conclusion is that Invinciblefags won the culture war
>>151743441now you're asking for guidebooks to come with disclaimers about which scenes were visual metaphors? tell me you understand how stupid it was to ask for disclaimers and then I'll address your other points. because you effectively refused the notion that anything in fiction could ever be a visual metaphor
>>151743464They directly draw a line of scaling from Gardevoir making a black hole in base to Alain's Charizard taking out Grenigger in 3 hits in Ash vs YugiThe Unowns also aren't "jobbers" in the animeRathalos's best feat/scaling would have to be Ratha scaling to Oltura's storm but even that gets matched by Ash's Charizard fighting Articuno
>>151743468What is that even supposed to mean?
>>151743046>Yugi plays Horakhty and Magician duo to press Ash>Ash responds with pic>God cards have already been tributed to GY, Monster Reborn used for Dark Magician
>>151743485You wouldn't get it...
>>151743495No one would dude, you're screaming into the void.
>>151743497we already know you're wide and black
>>151743502Post hand, hombre.
>>151743484>Alain's CharizardFigures that the useless Lizard would need actual Pokechad for his feats. Did Leon's Charizard do anything impressive in the anime or did it just job to Ash for his welfare win?
>>151743506why?
>>151743046ENTER
>>151743506
Sonic? PatheticShadow? A jokeEggman? TrashSilver? NothingMetal? Afterthought Even if all the above called upon every version of themselves they would palein comparison to the one true king Big the Cat
>>151743497So you don't know
>>151743483>>151743413Wow, so this tells me you didn't even watch the full scene you're claiming is just a metaphorThis all being just a metaphor makes no fucking sense.
>>151743404Thanks. There were quite a few images that looked good, but also may have not been safe for work or didn't have a canon outfit.>>151742931Hey, Thumbnail Anon, which one do you think looks best?>>151742662
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151743514That's actually not great, a lot of Pokemon decks play with low hands and play everything as soon as they get it.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his entire verse
>>151743547why u replying to my post with this irrelevant shit listroon?
Just gooned to >>>151734683 while Mommy ASMR played, any Death Battles for this feel?
>>151743563>Why are you responding to people talking about a specific scene, with the specific scene
>>151743569Kratos vs Asura
>SHART GAYsonLeave.
>>151743569Dante vs Bayonetta
>>151743579Y-yes sir...
>>151743574i was talking about your request for disclaimers
Would just like to remind you that soiteens love invincible
>>151743579AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE PLEASE DON'T MIND TRICK ME INTO FLYING INTO THE SUN!
Why are we still questioning the flashback? Considering Vegeta with a power level of 18,000 threatened to destroy the planet, destroying a planet with 10,000 isn’t too far off. It’s perfectly in line with how power scaled in Dragon Ball up to that point.
>>151743563Better question. Why reply. to my post with irrelevant dogshit? I'm replying to 2 dumbasses, one's claiming this obviously literal scene is just a metaphor...something they can't explain, the other doesn't even know how this "metaphor" even begins.
>>151743589I thought it was Mexicans based on this thread.
>>151743579A weaker Mark already gaped Spawn, who draws inspiration from Marvel and DC and outscales them and therefore scales above Raven and the Phoenix Force
>>151743579>Refuses to believe that his Genocidal, Murdered Billions and Feared by the Universe Evil Daddy could not be redeemed>Decided to kill his Innocent Nephew because he had vision that the said Nephew *might* go EvilExplain this bullshit
>>151743601>Spawn, who draws inspiration from Marvel and DC and outscales themlol
>>151743599You think im joking but look at their wiki, they call it the opposite of troonslop and claim it as chudslop
>>151743597can you or can you not acknowledge that asking an anime to come with disclaimers for when something is non literal was stupid as fuck of you?
>>151742931Did last year's have this many mentions of cucks?>>151742955Also holy shit this new captcha is dogshit.
>>151743601Damn, that makes Cynthia's Garchomp chainscaling look reasonable in comparison.
>>151743599Listroon doesn't like it so no
>>151743551Middle, similar posing plus the dog and sword help fill the space. What's the digimon girl's name, I'm trying to recall if I made a pic of the mu
>>151743601>Hey Mark, you want to punch yourself in the face at max power.
>>151742654>17-0https://g1-team.com/2025/12/06/death-battle-predictions-ash-vs-yugi/>Stomphttps://youtu.be/kb8NUVIYWs0?si=438Mgw5Ho-HRLUJG
>>151742931Five Lantern Rings. Five Green Lantern members (Hal, Kyle, Jon, Guy Gardner, and Alan Scott) lynching 5 versions of Alien X.
Reminder SHITrumites have zero resistance to time manipulation as Mark is sent back in time against his will. Invincible is yet another time wizard victim.
>>151742662Magik is for phoenix ikki
>>151743615Chudcore
>>151743615>Family Guy>FotNS>Homestar Runner>King of the Hill>MathematicsWtf i didn't know soiteens were BASED?!?!
>>151743615>George Floyd scales to KINGbincibleHoly FUARK
>>151743610Living on his own turned Luke into a bitter chudcel. Reytos TEACHED Lukesura to be a better man.
>>151743646fucking who?
>>1517436183 pics were of rape, 1 was of Ant-Man expanding in the JL's asses
>>151743615>>151743647Little do they know that everything is "chudcore".
>>151743644Smart Atoms.
>>151743668>everything is "chudcore".Except TRANSnic the TRANShog
>>151743668Even troonslop?
>>151743676no
>>151743672Didn't stop Mark from being sent back in time yes.
>>151743627Her name is Hikari Yagami, in the West her name was localized as Kari Kamiya. You did make a thumbnail of the matchup.
>>151743668>>151743676>>151743680>TroonslopName It.
>>151742702Try Balareon, the Black dread.
>>151743676Linux is right there on the list
>>151743644Mark was sent back in time by Kirkman's avatar
Horakthy is the Goddess of LIGHTAnd who's fast enough to block light AFTER it already hit him?That's right.The winner is KRATOS
>>151743693Oh okay cool
>>151743616Can you not acknowledge at a scene with Kid Vegeta killing Aliens, the Alien attacking back, and KV defending Vegeta and nuking the planets being just a metaphor makes absolutely NO fucking sense.Can you tell your buddy that KV nuking the planets wasn't done for "no reason" lol.. And that he clearly never watched the whole scene in question.
>>151743694Why Invincible of course!
>>151743644>Time Wizard when he tries that shit on Luke
>>151743694Yu-Gi-Oh!
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151742931Five COCK rings!
>>151743706so you can't even level with me and instead you want to keep arguing with someone else while directed at me. you're such a narcissist
>>151743694Capeshit
AYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151743719>headcanonkek
>>151743694Gurren Lagann
>>151743727Stunning. Brave.
>>151743725>>151743738Trvke
>>151743727She's beautiful.
ENOUGH shitpostingWe need a new catgirl Death Battle.NOW
>>151743775Yoruichi vs my BWC
>>151743727Explain how this is bad
>>151743775Ghislaine Dedoldia’s thick futa cock vs my supple boyhole
>>151743782It's literally only getting positive reception.
>>151743727I have a negative reception to this.
>>151743775Give her a matchup.
>>151743616>>hmmm no a disclaimer is asking too much please stop asking!>ttgl comes with a disclaimer from the animator that the galaxies are fucking universesSkill issue. If you've to say that your verse is WEAK.
>>151743806Cat Mario
>>151743722And you proved my point that people who downplay DBZ the hardest are assholes who never watched it but pretend as if they did
>>151743775
>>151743802KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOS!!! ANNIHILATE THIS BIGOT WITH YOUR MFTL OUTERVERSAL TREE SHAKING FISTS!!!
>151743802As a Better Man I am incapable of falling for bait
Your capeshit lgbt cuckold slop will never be more successful than CHADgon CHAD
>>151743802
>>151743835Superman's dog.
>>151743811What does Doro have? I know where she is from, but I'm not familiar with her powers since I'm not a gachafag
>>151743811>A fun and silly meme Vs forced corporate slop with no punchline to promote gacha trash
>>151743809I have never downplayed anything. I have the most integrity of any battleboarder. try me
>>151743865How strong is Kratos?
>>151742654Reminder that Eva 01 is getting rolfstomped by Mazinger Z
>>151743850Doro is a shitpost
>>151743881he could probably use the leaning tower of pisa like a baseball bat
>>151743902Does the tower have an outerverse in it?
WE
WILL
MUST
BE
>>151743886I love how this is the only explanation the movie gives you.
KEK
BETTER MEN!
KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
WORSE WOMEN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!
>>151743932"Infinity is too strong that it merged a timeline where Dr Hell is alive and ours"that is kinda it.
>Genshin will stomp Aang>Nero will beats GeatsGachaKINGS...
BOOOOOOOOOOYY!!
THE VERY BEST
I think Kratos soloes Dbz
ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!
THAT NO ONE EVER TRANSITIONED
In my fanfiction
KAKAROT!
>>151743968…that I publish on Wattpad
>>151743105The Yugi side of the debate is always weird to me. They argue for both taking the cards literally and not taking them literally.
>>151743979…’s vassal, KEKfiction.net.
>>151744019‘s footstool AO3
>>151744048Hot.
>>151744048Sandman should win this right? Feel like he tends to fuck with heavy hitters more often.
>>151743981>both taking the cards literally and not taking them literally.Have you seen the show? You're literally just describing how Yugi beats Panik.
>>151744076I read a blog somewhere where the conclusion was that neither could kill the other but Clayface had one specific hax that could incap Sandman
>>151744076Sandman is probably stronger
>>151743444>Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his verse.on opposite day
>>151744111
>>151744076What would being stronger even mean to either of them?
We did it Pikachu!We beat Yugi!
>>151744123
Stop mentioning Kratos, you're making Asura cry!
>>151744124Clayface's absorption is deadly vs flesh, but sand lacks biology/moisture to exploit. Sandman's dispersal and dehydration tactics (heat/vibration) counter clay's cohesion perfectly.
>"Me beating Dante in that rigged fanfiction show....changed nothing.No one...bought my game..."
>>151742927Base Mario rapes and gapes Sonic's entire verse, neg diff.
>>151744162What game was he from again? Dragon age?
>>151744189Clive was that guy from Tekken 8
>>151744124Idk. Does clayface need moisture to survive? Sandman maybe twists him like a towel if he gets better physicals or something
>>151742869>>151742923>Delusion posting
>>151744157Post Asura crying :)
I need to see the Tekken girls bent, bruised, bloodied and broken
>>151744048Imagine getting sent to clean up after this fight
Hulk kills Kryptonians and Vultrimitew with ease.
SPIRALING BBC’S IN MY MIND
>>151744250Post a single kryptonian fight where Hulk didn’t get his ass WHUPPED by the kryptonian
TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIFE
>>151744207Clay without moisture dries and becomes very brittle.
>>151744207
KEEPS ON GETTING BROKEN
Are there any potential matchups where the winner can BETRAY and TRAP the loser?
>>151744158What does Sandman have to stop himself being melted into protoplasm?
>>151744306
>>151743552TRUTH
A BETTER MAN WHO CAN'T CONTROL HIS WIENER
HE'S A BVLL SPAWNED FROM THE DARKEST BLACK
IT ALL DRAWS DOWN TO HBOC
MASTER OF MY LEGACYJEFFREY EPSTEIN, I KNOW YOU KNOW ME
>>151744329>woman I love>Hulk and Betty are divorced and regularly cheat on each otherHulk beat Superman because of the cuckrage boost Clark (at the time) wasn't cucked yet so he couldn't compete with Hulk. Hulk was simply the BETTER MAN
>>151744325He's made of sand.
WHO ON EARTH COULD RAPE AND GAPE MESTILL SEARCHING FAR AND WIIIIDE
I KEEP THOSE KIDS, CLOSE TO MY CHEST
>>151743959Actually Nero originates from a VN so if she does win it'd be a Visual novel win rather then a gacha win.
>>151742931FIVE GOLDEN KINGS (Kratos, Yugi, Superman, Dante, and Doomslayer)
>>151744381Coayface can absorb non-organic objects too
>>151744401I thought she was from a psp game.
>>151744048Clayface melts Sandman.
>>151744381Sand melts, anon.
>>151744418Yes fate/extra was on the psp
>>1517429315 lore KINGS (Kratos, Dante, Doomslayer, Dragonborn, Springtrap) surrounding Asura on the couch
>>151742931FIVE GOLDEN KANGS (Static, Spawn, War Machine, Storm, and Sun Wukong)
>>151744048Sandman has official voregore so he wins in my heart and cock
>Tifa wasn't rigged against they were just bad at research
>>151744442>Dante>Lore king
>the strongest character this season
>>151744467>...is KINGtos.
>>1517429315 featsGODS (Saitama, Asura, Simon, Popeye, Earthworm Jim) surrounding Kratos on a couch.
>>151744434Clayface would need to be much larger than Flint to actually melt him with clay. Sand is used to dry clay out faster. Flint just covers clayface in sand and dries him out.
>>151744097Clayface has held back Superman, briefly.
YAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
When are they going to do a space battle? Powerscaling has its roots in Spacebattles nerd shit after all.
>>151744493Clayface isn't made of actual clay, anon. And he can grow much bigger than Sandman.
>>151744497Doc Ock beat up the Hulk once but I'm not gonna call him planetary
MUUUUUUUUUUTEEEETOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS
>>151744532how big can Clayface get?
>Muted during an adhilarious
>>1517429315 spics burning (Maka, Simon, Yugi, Bardock, Tom)
>>151744455Clayface canonically raped and gaped Poison Ivy for weeks.
>>151744533...because CHADoc Ock is beyond outerversal.
>>151744520>SpacebattlesGot their asses btfo stardestroyer.net in the old Star Wars vs. Star Trek debates of the early 00s internet era.
>>151744585well yes but that means it predates the rest of powerscaling
>>151744548He has no limit. He's been as big as a city.
>>151744565On screen or implied?
>>151744565Wake me up when Clayface does this to Batman, otherwise my cock does not care
>>151744604Salient plot point and character departure. Ivy's been a lesbian ever since.
>>151744615Is there a reason he couldn't?
>>151744615>muh homosexual needsJust kill yourself faggot.
>>151744632BatGOD is the reason.
Bros..
>>151744601I can't find him being city sized but he does get enormous
>>151744663Final BEASTasy casually going 4-0
>>151744663STOP THE COUNT!
>>151744663They need to rematch Ash vs Yugi next season. The sooner the better.Normally I trust Death Battle's judgement on any match up but this one was too farcical. I don't know why they would use such weird scaling with Yugi and most of all I don't know why they equated the Heart of the Cards to Ash's genuine bonds with genuine living beings that were his friends.Yugi sacrificed his monsters a lot and that was a big point of the show so it's just nonsensical that they say that Yugi cares about his cards the way Ash does about his Pokemon. Not to mention the animation was wonky and didn't give Ash the chance he needed to shine. Ash-Greninja killing Atem was a good start but he didn't even get to finish his Golden Water Shuriken; this is the same Greninja that was manhandling MEGA Gardevoir. A CHAMPION's Mega Gardevoir. At an incomplete Ash-Greninja state. Scaling off that alone should put him above anything Yugi could do.Next season they need to redo this. I know it's too soon but this is just too egregious to not correct immediately, and I think the major delays for this episode is proof of them knowing that this was a bad result. They probably had to record new lines to try and justify Yugi's win.
]>>151744663If you're curious, episodes they've covered so far>Hulk vs Broly>Ryu vs Jin>Bowser vs Ganon>Yang vs Tifa>Kirby vs Buu>Gaara vs Toph>Zelda vs Peach (they say this one was right but the reasoning was bad)>Eggman vs Wily (debatable)
>>151744653No but rewlly Batman is usually only guard much more than Batman because of his lack of powers. He'd probably expect Clayface to try to outright kill him off the bat. This Spider-Man knows Sandman and wasnt expecting him to do that. Clayface could probably do this to a younger Batman who's never met Clayface before or expects Clayface to be less of an outright killer before being surpised. Spider-Man would just be more naive in this kind of situation and be caught off guard like this. Just hard to imagine Batman being caught off guard by clayface in a similar scenario.
>>151744746>Ryu vs JinThe Street Fighter humiliation ritual continues unabated
>>151744224Asurabros...
>>151744663I don't want you to admit you were wrong, I want a rematch and proper retribution you hacks
>>151742654>Goku>jobs to the only person in all of DB who's even a match/overmatch for him>Charizard>jobs to literally everything including most of >>151742702
Swan just said Bomberman vs Dig Dug is arguably the objectively most incorrect episode the show has ever done, and Ben said it's probably the single most rushed episode the show has ever done since Ben made it while exhausted and completely done with life in like two days
>>151744746But I don’t want to give narutards another win
>>151744805Goku vs Superman 1-3 are also wrong. Goku should have won.
>>151744745Is this the new kratosura copepasta?>>151744805Both of those guys sound like massive faggots.
Apparently they brought up Sans vs Judge by name and claimed they're still looking for a decent matchup for Sans. Thank fucking God
>>151743674>>151743676>>151743698Yes. Those are all "chudcore".
>>151744805>Swan just said Bomberman vs Dig Dug is arguably the objectively most incorrect episode the show has ever doneMy diggers…
>>151744805Where is this being said?
>>151744778They brought up the idea of doing a rematch on cast and pretty much everybody agreed it would be a complete waste of resources and it'd be better to just give Tifa a new opponent, and they put it on the rematch poll and it lost hard. They joked about doing an april fool's episode where Tifa just instantly punches Yang's head off.
Swan just said that they weren't happy with how Kratos vs Asura turned out and that they want to release a better remade version with new research sometime in the future
>>151744853Oh but Doomguy vs Chief again and killing Goku two more times was a good use of their time and resources.
>>151744853>stupid bitch vs stupid bitch draws no dimesThis was apparently news to these dipshits.
>>151744601I can't find Clayface growing to city size, but this is the biggest I've seen Sandman get unless you cound the Sahara thing
>>151744798Gokufags have themselves to blame for all of his losses. He could easily take all of shonen but they only care about him beating Superman because they were mindbroken by the dub mistranslating his character into a Superman clone.
>>151744824>Is this the new kratosura copepasta?The Krasura shitpost pasta was someone AGREEING with it though.Having copypasta just be cope and regret is sad and looks really bad for Ashfags.
>>151744867Where Asura wins?
>>151744911I still don't understand why people were so vehement about Ass vs Yugay.
>>151742931No! Not the Ape Dungeon!
>>151744911Ashfags got mindbroken by TIME WIZARD because they knew he simply could not cope with it going off. Yugi vs Ash was a mismatch >>151744935Ash vs Yugi was one of the biggest playground debates in the 2000s back when Pokémon and Yugioh were huge.
>>151744926They left it ambiguous but they referenced the hand light thing being a big issue
>>151744746So mostly old shit got it. Also Kirby VS Buu wasnt wrong.
>>151744805I mean you don't have to look very hard to get Bomberman to planet level, like the Saturn Bomberman intro. Meanwhile Dig dug has so few games they weren't even missing much research on his end.
>>151743093If Superman isn't careful he'd destroy the plain. If he just grabbed it from the back, the rest of the plain would just rip away from the chunk that would remain in his hands. Like if you punched your fist into a cake and pulled out a clump of cake without the rest of the cake coming with it.
>>151744746Eggman VS Wily isnt debatable. Especially now if you count Sage who can basically solo Wily's entire force
>>151744946I talked a lot about pokemon and a lot yugioh but I never really saw arguments about the two of them fighting. Mostly just "hey you see that episode of South Park our parents wont allow us to watch?"
>>151744746Kirbybros... not like this...
Yang stomps desu
>>151744768Is he crying from his eyebrows too?
>>151743168Thragg burning up in the sun.
>>151744967Eggman still has no outs to that virus which makes robots chimp out and if Wily gets Zero, it's GG because Metal already got fraudchecked by him.
>>151744876I mean yes, obviously.
>>151744979both kirby and buu are trash, double KO is the only real solution
>>151744969honestly with yugioh debates it's more vs beyblade yknow? medabots at most.
>>151744911What if I tell you both pastas came from the same guy?
>>151744967They would just say Virus Zero beats her even though he shouldn't get her.Remember when they gave regular X the mother elf... As a hadoken looking attack?
>>151744911The only reason it’s even getting posted all the time is because it was made by the TEACHING guy.
>>151744957post Kirby nearly about to collapse a universe
>*Winks*
>>151745009I mean that would make sense with all the ASHTOS posting before the fight.
>>151742899what a bitchwarioCHADS do not scream and shake when wario gets killed repeatlyfucking furry sissies
>>151744817nah
Do we have any proof Listroon is trans?Have you considered she might just be a very very stupid bitch?
>>151745035>HBOCkuIt just keeps happening!
>Eggman lost vs Wily (Zero beats Metal Sonic) >Eggman lost vs Bowser Who is left for him at this point, Lex Luthor?
Oh yeah for those curious, they said Ash vs Yugi is doing good performance wise and they made a joke about expecting Geats vs Nero to flop.
>>151745050>Madoka poster Not helping.
WOWIE ZOWIE YUMMY FUTA CUMMY IN MY TUMMY!
>>151744990Roboenza is kinda shit and takes too long to actually take effect. It wouldnt work on Sage either and she can just counter it (his best chance is if he was allowed Sigma for some reason and Sage likely beats him in a hacking battle since she hacked a super alien data universe). If anything Eggman's robo virus is just better.Besides if he gets his entire library like with Bowser he can just use Time Eater or Phantom Ruby
>>151744967>>151744990The specific points they made were if Metal Sonic alone winning is correct. Swan pointed out that the roboenza virus takes months to actually take effect in Mega Man 10 and Tiki said nowadays Sage would just stomp, but that Metal Sonic winning was an interesting verdict.
>>151745070Calm down, Kyle.
>>151745050Kill yourself listtroon.
>151745053I didn't need to see that
>>151745073Eggman's robo virus doesn't do anything to stuff that's already inorganic.
>151745053I needed to see that
>>151744746>no Dante vs BayonettaThey’re tryin’ real hard to cover Swank’s ass
>>151744988Mark would clap Hulk too>>151745009>>151745013>the same browntroon that sucks off Teachtos defended Ass as if his life depended on itLiterally my first guess as to who shit that drivel out, glad to know I was right.
>dante vs bayo wasnt brought upIncoming melty in 3, 2, 1...
>>151744876Doomguy and Goku pull numbers. Tifa doesn’t.
>>151744947I mean that was the most memed and comical bit. Not like he has anything for speed on that level and they still have to ignore common scenarios like Kratos being doomed in space. Then tgere was them ignoring two phases of Asura's final boss for some reason, his manga stuff, and the Simon argument
Did they bring up Sasuke vs Hiei (Strunt was literally behind le Hiei feat and he flat out admitted Sasuke had higher feats than Hiei's feat) or Guts vs Nightmare
Tifa vs Big BLACK Cock.Who wins?
>>151745066>they made a joke about expecting Geats vs Nero to flop.it won't flop if they fight in a beach
>>151745133I forgot about Guts vs. Nightmare. Hard to believe their verdict today.
>>151745138Barret is already her boss, anon
>>151744994>beybladeYugioh instantly loses since Moses was a beyblader and canonically beat the Egyptians where Yugi's hax comes from
>>151745138Favorite character?
>>151744853They should do it Slayer vs Chief style, and have Tifa just absolutely rape Yang for 3 minutes straight in one giant humiliation ritual before she rips Yang’s arms off and explodes her from the inside. Have them kiss too, non-consensually, of course
>>151745165why are spics so bloodthirsty?
>>151745160Why, Ash of course!
>>151745158WHAT the fuck it's real LOL
>>151745171blood is goodwe love stupid things that bleed
>>151745165Tifa should finish Yang off by sitting on her face and suffocating her after making Yang a quadruple amputee
>>151745011Yeah when the fuck has X even used the Mother Elf in an actual fight? From what I remember he just uses it once to delete the Maverick Virus and it gets corrupted shortly after.
>>151745050I genuinely can't wait for the tranny fad to finally die out so faggots like (You) stop trying to pretend like your valueless shitposting is going to convince anyone of anything>>151745053>image won't load because post was deleted>zoom the page in>the image stays thumbnail sizewhat a dogshit website this is, now I'll NEVER see Random Charizard Porn #137940301
>>151745192GIWTWM
Apparently they changed the description for Yang kek
>>151745177Just imagine the DB using hat Beyblade that split the sea and scaling Tyson & co to it. Yugi's wank ain't got nothing on BeybladeCHADS
>>151745213>it's real
You know it's kinda funny how Chief vs Slayer could function as an over the top KO of Yang in a Tifa vs Yang rematch save for the parts where Chief gets stabbed>arms ripped off referencing Yang getting one of her arms cut off>neck snapped referencing Tifa vs Yang>exploded into bodyparts like Tifa vs Chun-Li DBX
Please, please, I am already hard enough as is
>>151745213>RWBY getting their wins stolenRubybros... how could they do this our brave lesbian queen....
>>151742480I meant more just any typical shonen protagonist. Not martial artists specifically.
>>151745206It was futa
>final fantasy is retroactively 4-0FU to the ARK
>RWBY is officially 1-3 nowTOTAL BLAKE VICTORY
>>151745177>>151745215That's because THESE Egyptians were stupid enough to play children's spinny tops instead of children's card games.
>>151742480 Yujiro? Ranma-fodder since unlike Yujiro (or Kratos for that matter) Ranma HAS canonically destroyed a mountain
>>151745244Oh.
More like Blacked Fantasy
>>151744867So they didn't even say it was wrong, just bad?
>so strong it retcons its own defeats
>Blake is the only member of RWBY with a win in DBJfc
This new captcha system is buttcheeks.
>BRING ME THE CHAINSAW MAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>151745291The only L Final Fantasy takes is the one in its name
Fucking FINE, if the subborn pricks won't giveTifa her a rematch despite straight admiting they were wrong. Then who should they feed to her as an apology?
>>151745253>>151745294Never send a humie to do a Faunus’s job
>Final Fantasy went from being in the Oxygen Club to a flat out 4-0 perfect record
>>151745309Whoops sorry, forgot pic
>>151745318Sakura Haruno from Naruto Chun Lee from Street Fighter 2B from Nier Automata
OH NOHE JUST WENT4-0
BRING ME LIKO
>>151745253>>151745294>Biggest jobber in RWBY is the only one with DB win on their recordFunny>>151745291Don't worry, DB will correct the record by having the Jobber of Light lose his MU
>>151745253>Got to fight AoT fodderShould have brought back Taokaka to clown on Blake's ass
>>151745294heh
BRING ME uuhhhh... JAINA PROUDMORE!
>>151745339If we don't get Supreme King Jaden taking Liko as a concubine after the fight then what is even the point?
>>151745065Seto Kaiba
>>151745340>DB will correct the record by having the Jobber of Light lose his MUIdk if Destiny wank can compete with FF wank desu
>>151745360I would fucking kill for a Jaina vs Y'shtola matchup with a proper ryona finisher
>>151743006One of these is more visually impactful than the other
>>151744746What reasoning did they give for these?
>>151745318
>>151745372it rapes FF
>>151745339JADEN, PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON HER
>>151745215Tyson doesn't actually get the craziest scaling, that goes to the Metal series characters.
>>151745381Percy Jackson victims
>>151745390Hulk vs Broly was them saying they did it midway through Immortal Hulk and that the research was done over a year in advance of the episode's release so it ended up being very outdated, Ryu vs Jin they said they think could still be argued to be correct at the time but Jin clearly wins now with Tekken 8 Rest were what you'd expect
>>151745360Jaina would actually win this one since Y'shtola is more of a researcher than fighter. She got better at that at Shadowbringers, but never had impressive fights. Only way to wank her would be to scale her to WoL and other Scions with Endsinger fight, but that would be disingenious for multiple reasons. Jaina has superior feats and stats and has Y'shtola beaten when it comes to fighting experience as well. Y'shtola might be better at magic theory, but Jaina stomps her in actual fight
>>151745395How?
>>151745371>SAGE>THE DEATH EGG>MAX POWER>YOU'VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD, ATTACK GUIDANCE ARMOR >WITH THIS, YOUR ATTACK NOW TARGETS YOU DIRECTLY EGGMAN How would you react?
What did Liko do to any of you people Why do you want to see her die?
What if we gave the Hulk some nice sneakers, then told him to tie the laces?
>>151745431Spics are bloodthirsty
>>151745431If can’t have her chained to the foot of my bed then the world shouldn’t have her full stop
>>151745431she bleeds
>>151745431The listroon contagion is spreading
>If can’t have her
>>151745371>>151745430This is such a fucking retarded idea that it loops back to being amazing
>>151745431Listtroon seethes at the sight of a female child
>>151745415>Hulk vs Broly was them saying they did it midway through Immortal Hulk and that the research was done over a year in advance of the episode's release so it ended up being very outdatedOkay that makes senseDid they say anything about Kirby's modern lore? Did they deem it weaker than Buu?
>>151745431Her proximity to black man made the spics ITT jealous of her
>>151745481Tiki said he thinks modern Kirby vs Buu with his scaling from the Super manga could be debatable and worth a rematch, chat immediately went all in on Kirby being an eldritch god slayer
>>151745371kekdo this, boys
>>151744632Didn't kill rookie Terry.
>>151745487Roy is Okinawan
>>151745487>Her proximity to black manyou ain't a nigga, jeetscram, weirdo
>>151745494what does Kirby have that's comparable?
>>151745415Broly bros...What the fuck.
>>151745526He’s heckin cute
>>151745512Die spic
>>151745526He's pretty much relying on that baseball minigame.
>>151745526sakurai
>>151745563the one where he destroys building sized rocks
>>151745526I don't think Void Termina scales to anything Buu can do in Super.
>>151745575I think it's the lightyears thing people latch onto.
>>151745499You could definitely argue that Blue Eyes would be able to one-shot any of Eggman's mechs going by this shit.
>>151745577what's Void Termina's best feat?
I want them to remake Kirby vs Buu so that the stupid fucking meme of Kirby being omnipotent can finally fucking die
>Kirby is finally going to get fraudcheckedYou love to see it
>>151745526The support of the trans community
>>151745594Scary
>>151745577What does Buu even do in Super? I thought he was a background joke character there.
>>151745596>>151745597Just do Kirby vs the Prince of All Cosmos.
>>151745622The Prince is for Grey Goo
>>151745596>>151745597Why do you hate whimsy?
>>151745617He'd still scale to Goku and other Saiyan feats I believe.
Is that Ash Ketchum? That nigga has been on my mind. No bottle cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Pokemon Center. That shit had to be the tightest, brownest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to Arceus, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Ash Ketchum screaming in the sheets with Iron Head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my Torchic until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Ash Ketchum and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Ash Ketchum, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and use a physical move real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark type, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about Pokedex height boy.That nigga Ash Ketchum caught my heart and catched all of my seed.
>>151745593Kaiba can use Crush Card to nuke Eggman's army (this virus is magical and only cares about power levels, not whether or not the monster is organic) And even if Eggman uses the Metal Virus in retaliation Blue-eyes has shown that it can fly fast enough to reach space in a matter of seconds which means it's fast enough to keep the infection at bay.
>>151745617One of the kais he absorbed way back when wakes up in his psyche, takes the wheel and actually does pretty good against Moro.
>>151745644why are spics so homosexual?
>>151745622I mean the Prince is strong as fuck, he can roll the Earth around no problem, but could he actually kill Kirby?
Easy way to answer Kirby vs BuuWhere does BVLLsBattle wiki put them at?
WTF why didn't they mention Dante vs Bayonetta?
>>151745667>>151745667>>151745667New Thread
>>151745649Eggman's virus isn't even airborne anyways, it starts as good and the only infected can only spread through direct contact. It's really pretty tame for an infection.
>>151745630>grey WHOYou need to stop this.
>>151745660Yes
>>151745696By doing...?
