Can't Keep Down The Clown edition.Previous: >>151732024
how can you kill the general.... when it's already dead
First for 8est girl.
sometimes my mind wanders off to canwc referring to derse as durst and then instantly and image of fred durst in dersite jammies manifests in my brain
>>151754426 (me)oops sorry, wron6 picture
Thread question: Which characters are circumcised?
>>151754437John. That's the only character
>>151754437Bro circumcised Dave with a judgement cut
>>151754437do you think Jade's do6 penis was circumcised? can you even circumcise a do6 penis?
When it comes to NSFW hyper artwork, do you prefer the players or the trolls?
>>151754472the 8est off model art is no off model art
>>151754472Beeg jade is the only good type.
>>151754472>MindwipeThat's the good shit right there.>>151754483>futanari Jade cum inflating NepetaDAS IT MANE
>>151754489where tf did nepeta come from
Ellith would have been unable to actually stop mallum if he decided to rape her here
>>151754501i'm not some sort of pedosadist, 8ut seein6 ellith cry is always somewhere 8etween sli6htly and heavily arousin6
>>151754501she would have put him down like a rabid dog
>>151754501she would have raped him back like a rabid dog
I forgot how much of a faggot creep equius was jeez. like even Gamzee is creeped out by this freak
>>151754457Iirc canine foreskin covers their whole knots so it's an even worse idea than mutilating human boy dicks
>>151754529like why is he such a horny little freak
>>151754437Think Rose gives good good paizuris?
>>151754529How do you even forget that when he keeps babbling about his retarded dom-sub fantasies in every other interaction with anyone not named Nepeta or Erichvvd?
>>151754558no. paizuri is a funny porn/hentai meme and feels like rubbing your dick against skin irl (presumably)
>>151754501Gonna be honest I think she stands a pretty good chance.
>>151754563I forgot about a lot of the trolls' characterization
>>151754564It depends. Can be pretty nice, but it can also suck. Certainly not like any porn makes it out to be, though.
>>151754602boobies are for sucking, not fucking. I just don't see the appeal when there's liek three other holes to fuck
Worm...
>>151754610oh 6OD she's 8uilt for 8HC (8i6 Hi6h8lood Cock)
>>151754609Don't knock it till you try it.
>>151754617What the hell, sure.
this is what I say to vriska 8 seconds after she starts sucking
okay equius is back to being based. he's less of a faggot now
>>151754501Pretty sure it's the other way around
Karnaya.
i'm doin6 ai s8ur8 roleplay and one of my (future) co-players called me a chun6us. I'm 6onna rape her for this no joke
I fw this shit heavily
>>151755002why is she doin6 this to me
I didn't even notice she shipped katnep this far back
hey so why did they change the captcha modus to IQ test
>>151754409I never got into Homestuck, but between the ages of 15 and 19, all the best girls were into Homestuck, and I mean all of them.I just turned 30 today. What are those women into now? My guess is that the ones who liked Homestuck then have matured out of fandom stuff and have families, while the youth equivalent who would've liked Homestuck is into Hazbin.
>>151755219they watch hazbin hotel and the amazing digital circus now. or yeah I guess they could have famiiles or smthn idk
>>151755002>>151755071Where are you doing this?
>>151755071Like ERP or something? Probably trying to RP a kissmesitude lol. is your character fat or is she making fun of you personally?
>>151755238a little thin6 called SillyTavern, with a custom made card thin6. 6o to /aicg/ on /g/ or /vg/ for more detailed info on ai roleplay and shit>>151755243kinda not really ERP. It *can* 6o into that territory, 8ut it isn't yet. Anyways, my character has "a chubby yet strong build" so I guess yeah lol
>>151755103Who is she shipping with tavros and kanaya in the two center tiles at the bottom?
>>151755279no idea, but I like to think she shipped Kanaya and Vriska as moirails, and tavros and idk some other faggot lol
>>151754617Her tapeworm parent would eat your dick if you tried.
>>151755320we can make it a threesome then. always wanted some tapewrussy
>>151755279kanaya/tavros on the left, kanaya/karkat on the right
>>151755275Oh it's AI, I'm not at interested anymore lol I thought it was some dedicated homestuck RP site
>>151755354>ships Karkat as a moirail with Gamzee AND KanayaWhat the hell Nepeta, why would she pimp her own red crush like that?
>>151755429I don't think she started crushing on him hard until they started playing Sgrub and she saw him acting all leader-ly.
>>151754501I hope their moilrailegence doesn't fall a part due to this THEY'RE TOO CUTE FFS I WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHER
>>151755568Ellith was mere seconds from pulling her strife specibus out on him. Its stuff like this that ruins relationships if theres this level of distrust going on
>>151755548she ships herself with him >>151755103 so........
>>151755624read my post again
>>151754540He is based and struggles to comprehend his power and specific variety of chadness
>>151755634I mean she only ships herself with her moirail, and Karkat, so I assume she already had feelings for him
>>151755685their asses look like ctrl alt del
>>151755568she looks like shes doing that one rick and morty face here
>>151755391That's Dream bubble.
>>151755391oh. if you're lookin6 for real roleplay with real people (ew) then dreambubble.xyz is pro8a8ly your place as >>151756140 mentioned
>>151756082they just have them unequipped currently
>>151755103>oh nooooo below vriskat>but she drew it anyway>and they both look happy in it>happier than karkat does in the katnep pic>and she drew it before drawing herself with karkat, since it's to the left of itwhat did nepeta mean by this
>>151756225Vriska's a catch.
>>151756225Shipping is a pure science. She ships not for results, but to explore possibilities. "Thank you Nepeta!" we all say in unison.
>>151756225>red eye with no pupils instead of yellow with pupils>vriskatRertardbro...
>>151756262THANK YOU, NEPETA!!!!!!!
>>151756262Thank you Nepeta!
retards in this community always talk about being illiterate when in reality hating or liking equius is REAL way to see if someone read the comic or not if they hate them they’re a fake faggot who must DIE
dont talk about nepeta and karkat or that drawfag will come back
karpeta is cute.
>>151756623Karkat is still gay for Dave.
>>151756643karkat is gay for everybody.
Karkat is a free use public cumdumpster who pleases old men for boondollars claiming it's just a job but in reality he gets off to getting degraded in worst ways possible and probably gave Dave some ayy version of HIV
>>151756623karpeta is like my unclereally super gay
Sloppy Toppy Tier List.
>>151756977It's the straightest thing out there. Especially the part where Karkat just gets pissed off (raw and true to real girl relationships)
>>151757013>Eridan in soul drainerExplain
>>151756225ntr fetish
>>151757013what makes latula worse at 8lowies than terezi
>>151756265look at the sign, dunkass
>>151757013feferi should be 2 up, shes aquatic so she probably produces a lot of oils and fluids like many fish do to keep themselves moist and lubricated (Meenah too but she'd be embarassed so she'd be somewhere in between tries super hard and bad at it). Vriska is in soul drainer but only for the Egbert
>>151757501Yes... yes...
>>151757501sharp shark teeth. I wouldn't trust meenah or feferi near my penis 8ecause it'd 8e 6one after we're done
https://www.homestuck.com/008270 what the fuck?
>>151757361I see shitty scribbles on one hand, and red eyes/glasses plus a wide smile on the other, which just so happen to be exact same traits seen on three fucking images depicting terezi in the third row
>>151757104karkat is for dave you fucking homophobe
>>151757640AUWGH IT'S SOME FA66OTS SELF-INSERT!!! HUSSIE SAVE ME!!!!!!
>>151756225she knew ball
>>151757575Feferi would be super duper gentle and stop at your first sign of discomfort.Meenah would chew on it like bubblegum.
>>151757782Feferi would 6et "---EXCIT----ED" and 8ite on it accidentally
>>151757791ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not really
>>151757826yeah I think so
do you think Fuchsiabloods produce dolphin pussy jelly
>>151757782this is more likely
>>151757699FACT CHECK: This claim has been debunked by independent and verified shipping experts who unanimously agree dave is for tavros
>>151757862...what?????
>>151757699*kicks you into a pit of wrong beside some of the worst ships out there**even king kong/godzilla*
>>151757862yes but only feferi. meenah does some shark shit or somefin
>>151757867No8ody is for Tavros.
>>151757886kin6zilla is peak shippin6 thou6h
>>151757883i dont remember if its real or fake but its irrelevant to the question of if Fuchsiabloods would be able to produce it
>>151757883dolphin pussy jelly is a substance so fucking powerful it can kill you, I shit you not scientists took some jelly and applied it on a monkey's penis and he was sitmmed so hard he literally jackoff to death. Now imagine you applied it on your dick, your heart would explode
fuchsia pussy jelly........
>>151757923you people be fucking doing anything man
>>151757957enemies to lovers is a classic shippin6 staple thou6h
What if we forced fem Lovercraft's cat????? What if they showed us their puffy estrogenized asshole????
>>151757992cease your homosexual activities IMMEDIATELY
>>151757956My cock tanked that btw.
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up wtf is the 8lood sym8ol aspect literally fuckin6 this>>151758058proofs?
holy shit i'm comin6 to so many epiphanies today. Okay, so all the kni6hts we really know a8out (Karkat and Dave) hide somethin6 a8out themselves. for Dave it's... 8asically everythin6 that isn't ironic or inspired from his 8ro. Karkat, o8viously, is hidin6 his 8lood color. A clear pattern. Latula ALSO hides herself 8ehind a "rad 6amer 6irl" persona. that's a8out it I 6uess
>>151758072I'm still alive to tell the tale, also yeah the blood aspect showed up early as fuck in act 5.
>>151757923Only if you want powerful giants of nature to kill each other without even a cool story to go with it
>>151757900Me and my dick are for Tavros
>>151758072Kinda, yeahBlood is family and friends, so blood Brothers is a good symbol of it.
>>151757936this is some really fucked up but fascinating information, thanks zhen.
If Tavros was a chick everyone would be making jokes that she's a fucking cow and there'd be billions of pieces of art showing her massive lactating breasts.
>>151758226if tavros was a girl nobody would defend vriska.
>>151758226Anon people already did that with fem Tavros.
>>151758151
>>151758226that gives me an idea......
>>151758226this means we need to start drawing his massive lactating flabby man boobs
>>151755275post the card you're using, i'm bored and want to fuck around with it
>>1517583836ive me a sec
Another day, another bout of subjecting an AI Rose to horribly degrading and disgusting sex.
i was watching some random vid and i got reminded of her
You guys disgust me, anyway, back to my 600+ message self insert Johnrezi AI rp.
>>151758383https://chub.ai/characters/foxconn212/sburb-beta-session-1f5be21c803fhere it is. tell me if somethin6 fucks up
Looking at late 2000s Scene girls doing room tours and pretending it's skye.....
>>151757936That didn't happen and you're a retard if you just blindly believe everything you read on the internet. Especially as something as blatantly absurd as "Monkey dies from dolphin pussy jelly heart attack."
>>151758552Let's jelly this mofo
>>151758552it's a copypasta. o8viously it's not real. it's unfortunate, 8ut it's o8viously false
>>151758503Who are you self inserting as?You getting mad teal pussy or bouncing on the Egbert rod?
>>151758301
>>151754437I swear this artist has done fetish art.
>>151758301While it's not exactly what you're asking for, there's already a decent amount of aged-up Tavros and other adult Nitrams being shown as kinda beefy. They might not reach the numbers of Zahhaks and The Grand Highblood who have the power of canon JACKED UP portrayal on their side but other than these they easily beat all other male trolls in the amount of muscular/musclefat art they have per capita.What I'm saying is that we could instead go for lactating muscular pecs angle to build up a massive Tavros defense force made up of literal unironic homosexuals, he already has a strong affinity with fairies anyway..
>>151757782>>151757826when talkin6 to Kanaya she says she can't control the 6lu8s. Now ima6ine she was 6lu8in' on your dick. with her sharp-ass teeth. just sayin6
>>151758857None of the sounds in the word Glub require the shifting of one's teeth, he lips and tongue woiuld just spasm randomly.
Ever see a fantroll so hot you wanna nut in them on the spot?
>>151758857vocal stim means that youll bite someones dick off
>>151758929>>151758895yes. lack of control over mouth when excited is a 8ad si6n.
>>151758857Anon she was typing that conversation not moving her mouth.
>>151758766yeah
>>151758998trolls type and speak the same. I'm like 86% sure that it'd 8e the same if it were a real life conversation
>>151759027by that logic is going "HTHREELLO ONE FOURM TTHREERTHREEZONE!" all the time
Every anon should speak while they are typing for now on, that should be a new rule here in this general, Yes? No? Maybe so? I'm going to regardless now all I need in a unique typing quirk and I should be all set.
>>151759071not necessarily. it's not like they're saying the symbols and shit, but the word "glub" is said by both Feferi and Eridan in person and not over text, iirc so yeah>>151759112just take your favorite troll's typin6 quirk and add the num8er six to it. trust me 8ro it's the perfect way to create a typin6 quirk
Homestuck beyond canon? Hiveswap? Junebert? Hussie did what???? Bro you good? That fall look bad, anyways why are you just standing there, come sit down, we are going to do that park photoshop after our meal, remember?
>>151759336>Only one handsome enough to cosplay Jakeif only I were so lucky.
>>151758919My friends fantroll. Her name is Apollo.She's a big titty burgundy.
>>151758973vocal stims are not the same as vocal tics
>>151759429plz anon just let me have my accidental c8t feferi headcanon
>>151758226There does in fact exist fanart of this
she would NOT say this
>>151759771The world needs more “retards” anyway. She's filling in for those who won't say it
>>151759802this is why she got killed. MEENAH would support eugeneics and killing off retards, FEFERI would rather coddle them until they're MORE retarded
>>151759771She's engaging in interspecies diplomacy by adopting human lingo.
>>151759817A compelling argument…However, Feferi is a responsible heir-ruler. She would want to help out Karkat and others in the trenches of calling out retards, at least until she becomes ruler and pro-retard policy can be enacted
>>151759909this is why 8eforus failed. 8eforan Feferi was the empress, and she was too soft on the retards. Condy was too harsh on the retards. That's why we need a new fuchsia who is just the ri6ht amount
>>151759956Ghoald Deloks
>>151759956Or that monarchy is stupid and should be run on democracy. People should vote who they want. Kingdoms are stupid. Like kings.
Feferi would genuinely get off to diaper fetish roleplay with her as a soft dommy mommyTry all you want, but you CANNOT refute this
>>151760046And I would want to refute this why?
>>151760021yeah 8ut empresses and heiresses are hot so we need them>>151760046no no. I a6ree fully
>>151759412nice, howd you became friends with the artist
Legendary conflict, but Eri would win with a headshot
Feferi’s thick fish lips…
does he count as a dirk splinter?
>>151760599he's the original Dirk. the Dirkmaster, if you will. Every other dirk is a splinter of him
>>151754409so there's this trans girl i like that's really into homestuck. What I wanna ask is how do I get through the entirety of homestuck very quickly?
>>151760599omg i know what i must do next.
>>151760817KEK absolute state of the nu homestuck fandom.
>>151760817homestuck speedruning the heck out of it.
>>151760817>reading itScrolling the X fandom at light speed is probably the proper way to become acquainted with this type of fan
>>151760817browse the wiki as fast as you can QUICKLY DO NOT LET HER GO YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE WIKI
>>151760599No but this version of him definitely does
>>151760938dear god.... hes even blond too.
>>151760938they removed his stubble and that turned him gay. That means that if Dirk had a beard he'd instantly turn based and tongue kiss rosebot and roxy on the lips
>>151761149Of course beards are how gay people hide their gayness anon.
>>151760329We met on Tumblr nearly ten years ago and we RPd with our characters ever since.I should draw Apollo, it's been so long.
>>151760817You are lucky in India we consider trans women the most pure and beautiful of women.
any su66estions for what I should draw aranea doin6/as?
>>151761423draw her twerking while dressed like nicki minaj in the anaconda music video
>>151761149>they removed his stubble and that turned him gay. No, it's the blond hair. Just look at homestuck itself, all blond characters save for roxy are raging homos while dark hairs are either straight or at most bisexual.
>>151761467>save for roxynobody tell him
>>151761467if Roxy and Jake were swapped there'd literally 8e no exception to the rule
>>151760817You should try reading it together you could even do a little lesbian frotting while youre at it
>>151756951putting the carrot on vriska's penis would be pretty funny but activates a pipe bomb
>>151761681aranea could pro8a8ly mind control her 8ack to 8ein6 calm, like she did 6amzee
>>151761501Roxy might be a bislut but she's still the straightest one in the group(there's also Dave but he ended up with Karkat anyway), meanwhile bisexuality is the gayest you can get with dark-haired kids and it's pretty much just Jake here.
>>151761423I suport this, also draw her simulating blowjob with her tongue, that would be pretty hot, maybe also make a non-ghost version.
>>151762036I appreciate the support 8ut I am an amateur artist I can NOT draw that lol
>>151762055SOMEONE GET THIS MAN THE LINK WITH LIKE 10 DIFFERENT ART ANATOMY REFERENCE BOOKS
>>151762055fair enough
whiteboard linkhttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95586642-1003-9061https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95586642-1003-9061https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95586642-1003-9061
why is homestuck so popular amongst trans "women"
>>151762098same thing why homestuck is popular, they relate to the characters struggles.
>>151761360unc
>>151762201Faggot.
>>151762098Literally any game or media with an autistic fanbase except maybe some slavjank
>>151762232he mad
>>151762130Doesn't answer the question. Why do they relate then?Perhaps the reasons are unimpressive?
>>151756225I think the implication is that even if it would work out, Karkat would be hypnotized or not Karkat for the reasons she likes Karkat. She likes Karkat for how loud and dynamic and fun to play with he can be. If he's with Vriska, he won't have a backbone.
>>151762232>>151762294UWA so cute!
this anon/anon blackrom is really heating up!
>>151762232hey anon whats your class
>>151762098at their heart most trans women are still nerdy white guydo you think they just change all of their interests when they change their gender?
hello and welcome to my 3 hour stridercest powerpoint. thank you for attending
>>151762327well I guess you could argue homestuck is all about people growing up in very flawed circumstances, something iam sure many people in the trans community can relate.
>>151762739Well? where's the next slide?
>>151762098The unironically find Vriska relatable
>>151763059Bend over
>>151762632Middle.>>151762294Just kinda tired now.
>>151763059Vriska was a chaser the whole time
I would like to hug ellith and comfort her and make her stronger from all that ails her.
>>151763302She's a carpenter who can make faygo appear out of thin air the same color as her bloodWhat's her next magic trick
neither of the two hotels I’ve been staying at will take me and it’ll be a bit over four hours until my next available shift at work so I suppose I’ll use that time for a hate crime using all I’ve learned from my time in the Homestuck community. Such a shame when people lose the opportunity to do nice things and all that's left are the naughty ones
>>151763372Another tragic tale of woe from the zoomer community
>>151763220middle? you mean like a knight
>>151762949oh, right. ahemexhibit a: they are fucking hilarious together. plus no one else would appreciate one's ironic quips as much as the other
>>151763394yes, I’m looking forward to that. Maybe it will give me a Boner. but I’ll have to make sure that Homestuck is specifically involved to ensure that possibility
>>151763372...what
>>151760938>>151760599I can see this guy saying>Hey dude, I found this porn for you, I know you'll like it. Here. It's on the house.
>>151763565Who does she want to fuck Chahut
>>151763670Rose wants to fuck everybody. Even Eridan and Cronus.
>>151762088unhinged whiteboard
>>151763893all whiteboard should be unhinged, its beautiful
>>151757862I'll let you know when I find out.
>>151764100cute
>>151760817Just scroll on HStwt for an hour, watch comic dubs on Youtube for an hour and remember that June is canon, Good Luck homie
>>151764100This is gonna be vore isn't it
>Tfw no tranny vriska kinner to cuddle and get sucked off by...Why live
>>151764454At least get with a real woman.
>>151763372don't commit a hate crime 6uy-sama plz it's 8ad and evil>>151764454stop 8ein6 a chaser it's 8ad and evil
>>151762098Anything that was popular on tumblr tends to be popular with nutcases.
>>151764528>>151764530Tranny head game a tad freakier I'm afraid
>>151764418!!! uhhh based? but no not really.would YOU like it if would be vore?
>>151762088This one sucks, I'm skipping it
wait. are all the Homestuck 6irls autism-coded or am I nooticin6 too hard
>>151764557Nobody should ever know
>>151764624Vriska, meenah and kanaya do not have autism
>>151760817>>151764454No one will ever want business with your diseased axewound, faggot.
>>151764664I 6uess my 8rain replaced "neurodiver6ent" with "autism". I think all the hs 6irls are neurodiver6ent>>151764671he said it was someone else doe...
>>151764671<3< / <3Wuv u 2 anon
>>151764671>>151764688alright guys calm down. no need to get caliginous in public o8< (that's a clover btw)
>>151764702Okie okie, I'll calm down anon...
>>151764684Yes, HE did.
>>151764776hey buddy that's heccin transpho8ic. that's pretty 8ased desu
So which troll's blood taste the best?
>>151764940candy-red karkat
>>151764653i think im going to draw ellith/mallum vore now.
>>151764684If you're playing that loose with neurodivergent then I dont think there's a woman in all of america who is neurotypical
>>151765193it's just... they all act so fuckin6 weird and/or psychopathic. may8e I just don't know what a normal person is like, and therefore can't assess whether someone is or isn't weird
>>151765217OK well. Maybe you do have a point
>>151765262I mean MAY8E the only not neurodiver6ent females are Jane and Roxy. other than that, the rest are fuckin6 crazy and/or weird
I have ~70/273 posts itt. like fuck man i'm a quarter of this thread. where are all the anons?
kuprum and folykl canonically fuck crazy it was just confirmed earlier today
>>151765109please don't
>>151765435but they're moirails, no?
>>151765109make it cockvore (8ul6evore?)
>>151765449correct, and they fuck crazy regardless
>>151765446okay then. >>151765450noo i don't like this one...
>>151765467not buying it
>>151765467man their sex must be crazy...lot of energy sharing.
>>151765476>I don't like this oneyou're 6ay and a pussy
>>151765467Closest thing to a based choice of moirails for this
I just want 2000 pages of alpha-Dave being forced to interact with his obnoxious fanbase.
>>151765487yeah eue
Call it. Nep or Vris.
cridea.jeevik is an official account
>>151765519nepeta in a good day.vriska when im feeling like shit so she will neat the heck out of me.
pailin with your 'rail is just kinda crin6e. only fa66ots and weirdos do it
>>151765519Vris
>>151765551True
>>151765551the faggots and weirdos of all time. diamonds are forever <>
>>151765588>diamonds are forever>clearly flushed redder than a rustie's 8loodpushercome on you can't 8e serious
>>151765588making out with both of them in friendsim was kinda hot
>>151765603who are you to call them flushed when they say they're pale?
>>151765640>>>>>>>pale>LITERAL FUCKIN6 HEARTS IN THE IMA6Eyou're 8aitin6 me. you can't not 8e at this point
>>151765626real>>151765650retard
>>151765674if they're pale then why do they have the hearts? WHY DO THEY HAVE THE HEARTS????????
>>151765697obviously a fumble on the artists part.
>>151765723even then, moirails don't kiss and stuff. that's for kismeses and matesprits. they should just vacillate instead of falsely claimin6 to 8e pale. pale-red at the LEAST 8ut come on
>>151765467She's sucking him dry constantly. Thats gluck gluck measured in the terrawatts
>>151765859no you fuckin6 didn't there's no way
>>151766122this is canon in the skainet files btw go read them if you haven't
>>151765859brobuy me 1 too, I'll pay you back later
>>151766131>skianet filesis it good?
>>151766252no fucking idea lol I just like shitposting by saying something is in the skaianet files, because I haven't read it, and I assume no one else really has
>>151766252nta but it's a handful of txt files that flesh out the alpha earth worldbuilding a little bit. Very shitpost-y, but a funny little read. One highlight includes Hitler refusing to end the Holocaust because Einstein won't issue an apology for being a fake scientist.
>>151766288>One highlight includes Hitler refusing to end the Holocaust because Einstein won't issue an apology for being a fake scientist.what did the huss mean by this?
>>151766333I don't want to spoil it, but Alpha Earth is just one huge shitpost. If you thought the bits about the Juggalo presidents and the Hilarocaust were funny, you'll probably get a laugh or two out of the Skaianet Files.
One must imagine Lily bouncing crazy style.
i NEED Lily to 8rutally rape me no joke no scam no lies no cap etc. etc.
>>151766722>alan: this is fine.jpeg
>>151766732he was in the violent throes of yogurt poisoning
holy shit is vast error text heavy
>>151766730lily wouldn't do that
>>151766771yuh huh
>>151766762No offense but this isn't that much unless you're 13.
>>151766730>the least rape capable character in the entire prisouneverse
>>151766781that's what makes it hotter
>>151766778>filtered
ZAYUM, She's 14!!!!!????https://mspfa.com/?s=67210&p=1
imagine kaii bouncing on your shit
>>151766801uohhhhhhh I will now read your fanventure
I'm 8outta 8low
>>151766778compared to a novel, no. compared to your average text : panel comic ratio, it's a surprising amountnot deterred, but whoa
>>151766807>kate had two abortionsBoth Alan's btw.
ima6ine: you're in the wild, you're hun6ry, you're tired, you're horny, and then you find this. What do you do?anyways, i'm countin6 this as day ??? of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. i'm lazy rn
>>151766838>nerdy boy gets repeatedly leg locked by BPDamselI will now read your AU
How I think space days will go:Lily has x minutes to enter but her server player is retarded and doesn't know what to do.Cody: Skye go as the alien you talked about for helpSkye: fuck me ok, you know shit, help me so lily doesn't die.Incel troll: ok, but you need to be my server player or I won't send my files with instructions.Sets up a cool 2X sburb entrance animation.Incel get dropped and goes to sleep at some point and goes to DerseIncel troll: huh there way to many towers for 5 players...Peak storytelling
>>151767081thought this was erijade and I was like whew that is a kino crackship now i'm disappointed
>>151767087I thought it was VrisDave from the thumbnail. Would have been funny, considering John ended up with Terezi
>>151767033Derse and prospit are nuked pre-game thats why the dream world thing exists.
Korpus breaking through the Hemospectrum haze once a highblood does something he doesn't like in a way Equius never could.How do we racismscale them in this situation?
>>151767209korpus is a d+ tier racist and equius is a b- minus racist
>>151767209damn... this cowpiss guy is kind of crin6e now
>>151767264youwe cw!nge
>>151759487Chazzerpan...
Mom Lalonde me beloved.
>>151767081Why is Dave assmogging Jade so hard?
Okay BC team now make Jane thicker.
>>151767332I'm glad I came up with the genius idea Bimbo Tavros back then
>>151767463As a Harleybert, here primary investments are in her boobishes
>>151767486what the fuck is jake wearing these aren't adventure clothes at all
>>151767719IDK I'm looking at the fat bitch.
>>151767209So called "racists" when a real racist shows their power.
>>151766895>what do you do?rape bard of void
>>151768435The Birth of Venus more like The Raising of My Penis heheheheh.
Do you think a shoosh plap could really make her feel better?
I meant shoosh pap! I MEANT SHOOSH PAP IT WAS A MISINPUT GODDAMN IT!
>>151768568>>151768572NOW EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WANT TO PLAP A CRYING TROLL GIRL
>>151768568>>151768572Instruction unclearedI have been plaping her for three days
>>151769060She shivers just like this >>151768568 after an orgasm
>>151755593first troll relationship?
>>151757277her whole character is that shes trying too hard
>>151757277>>151769099I think it's because of Latula's lack of smell, it also fucks with her tastebuds. So any cum she tastes will feel like drinking paint.
>>1517678888O>>151769099wouldn't that just mean she'd try hard at suckin6 your dick? isn't that a 6ood thin6?>>151769275well that doesn't affect the dick suckin6, just the swallowin6
>>151769295I mean the taste of dick even when swallowing will still affect it. Like what if the flesh upon her tongue touching it tastes like cardboard or something.
>>151769380well it didn't remove her sense of taste. I mean, yeah smell is a *part* of taste, 8ut it won't make dick taste like paper
>>151769426Why is he crying?
>>151769451tears of joy
am I wrong for findin6 this hot? need more jade ryona
brother what kind of session did I join, why do my coplayers have tittieskind and phalluskind strife specibi
>>151769467Rape players be wildin' baka nigga if you aren't a time AND space player your session is fucked probably
>>151769467>He joined a modded session
i just woke up.
>>151769505the idea of going down to nexus mods and downloading a mod that just removes jack noir from the game is really funny
>>151769630>not a mod to r63 Jack and make her your yandere love interest
>>151769677>yandere jack
>>151769630That one Mr. Bean gif with the caption "alduin seeing my dragonborn approaching with 100 sex mods installed" but instead of alduin it's Jack
>>1517696236ood mornin6 then
>>151768572will things ever be the friendly between them ever again...?
>>151769833Yes because bronzebloods are little bitches
>>151769833Ellith's going to have to grow the fuck up and accept violence into her heart.
KORPOS GONNA FREAK!
>>151769833my korpith world begins
>>151769295She'd try hard but she'd still be bad at it. As opposed to Terezi, who has plenty of experience when it comes to putting her mouth and tongue all over things.
MMIARD doing timed pay walls for their updates is a new move, never seen that one beforehttps://x.com/i/status/2000711459592921529
>>151770846>please consider pledging, doing so helps me pay for general necessities and allows me more time to work on the actual comic!I mean that seems fine. Give them some money if you like the comic and wanna support them and you can see updates a bit sooner doesn't seem like gouging anyone really.
What stupid fucking chud fantroll of yours would you like included into MMIARD if you were in a position to support it?
>>151770846Better them than what FRAF is doing.
>>151754409
>>151771229>she gave him control of her new vibe
This is how we fix Mallum.
>>151770846Prisounebound has a patreon and never asks for anything. Its just there. Probably would be better to use Ko-Fi if thats what they wanna do
>>151771310Based shotacon Moonrunes
>>151771327gay shota is cringe though. straight shota on the other hand........
>>151771364He draws it all anon... have you not seen the AU swap with junice and korpus? Somebody catbox it if you have it
>>151771385has he drawn milf ellith and mallum yet or is he still a gay homoseuxla faggot
>>151771364You offend a true shota warrior with your disgusting words. All shota is based.
>>151771310oh i see. very well then i will consider some yaoi too.
>>151771310>fix Mallumnothing to fix, lad
>>151771442you are a gay pedo homosexual. I am a straight (based) autopedophilic self-inserter. We are not, and will not be the same. My tastes are superior btw
>>151771457神に悔い改めよ。異教徒よ、汝らの滅亡は来る。
>>151771457lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
>>151771457please for the love of god take your meds.
>>151771511you're homosexual>>151771516you're gay>>151771527you're a shcizophrenic and thougheverbeit you may be a faggot
Why yes, I am into shotas. How could you tell?
>>151771569its mister faggot for you young man.
>>151771600my apologies Mr. faggot sir. i'll suck ur dick as apology
>>151771364Straight shota is the lamest fucking shit ever, it's just self-insert shit for double digit IQ tards that is actually about the adult bitches they want to fuck, or more likely want to get raped byOne might have strong opinions when it comes to preferring /l/ content vs /sm/ content, but at the very least both groups have a shared language and a framework of appreciating characters, meanwhile /ss/tards are just tasteless plebeians, intellectually on the level of "people" who play gacha gamesI don't actually masturbate to either loli or shota btw
thread is bad, post some cool fanarts.
>>151771627>I don't actually masturbate to either loli or shota btwI don't 8elieve you. anyways /ss/ is 8ased end of discussion. not when the shota has a massive hyper penis thou6h that makes it crin6e
>>151771640
this will cleanse the sinenrs and make their souls sclean
Three shotas... All for me.
>>151771698pic unrelated but are you, by chance, a homosexual?
>>151771640always down for some nice art posting
>>151771696Not with that dave's ugly nose
>>151771678god this is beautiful.
>>151771763this makes me realize a homestuck movie concentrated solely in the sburb from up till act5 would be way better then a episodic webseries. the visual storytelling would be enough to carry the picture and my attention, and without some of the cringe dialogue and only the important plot points, it would be peak.......
>>151771457>>151771627Nooo dont fight we can all jerk off to children in peace together
>>151771696Profound concept
all this shilling prisounebound and i actually expected it to be good. i'm not letting you shillfaggots convince me to read MSPFA again.
>>151772363It is good, you tasteless nigger.
>>151771698Dark mallith foreshadowing btw
>>151772363what type of story would like to read then?
>>151772564
>>151772363nigga no one is forcing you to consume media you don't like lmao. do you force yourself to read/watch everything /co/ mentions?
Never looked at the discord preview so fuck it we ball
>>151772643If he wants to be apart of a lot of current /hsg/ he would. Otherwise thats big sections of thread he feels alienated from. He seems to want the /hsg/ he remembers back and is annoyed he can't get it
>>151772704NTA, but I think that’s honestly an understandable feeling. Basically missing out on the majority of context ITT would be annoying
>>151772363How about I just fucking kill you how about that?
Wtf is that outfit girl...
>>151772704the threads are just as eager to talk about other fanventures alongside it. all anons have to do is actually discuss it
I'm only here for NepKat.Big NepKat.Post them for me, please.
>>151772945People say that all the time but then nobody decide to talk about anything else lol
>>151773045Talk about something else then instead of being so fucking negative all the time.
gotta pour a little more of schizophrenia on my mallum....theeere it goesss.
>>151772871Which one are you talking about?
>>151773045anons want discussion but never go beyond any surface level titledroppinghere, I'll start it off. anyone reading crossmound? it's last update was in february. anyone know if it's coming back soon? it was pretty interesting so far. any guesses what was behind this door?I want to know more about the oliveblood with psychic powers
After all this time, I still want to put my penis in a Troll girl's anus.
>>151772871sex creature on the left 8tw she owes me 24/7 sloppy 6lu8jo8s no joke
>>151773483which one. and no don't say Vriska or Terezi I want a real answer
>>151773536This is why homestuck was made.
>>151773525All of the above, but Nepeta is probably at the top of the list.
I seethe with rage whenever I see vriska. I despise myself and perpetually seek to cause myself the most amount of emotional pain possible. Anyways yeah vriska is a horrible person, character, and creature
>>151773579We know, Vriska.
>>151773573do you think nepeta is the tightest or is her shitter gaped to all hell
>>151773468I'm the guy that first shilled crossmound here, but as far as I know they don't have a discord or any other channel to provide updates, except for the twitter, which updated last in february when the update dropped. Something I just noticed is that the next command is ======—> which if you follow the line count I guess that means theres 13 players?
>>151773611It probably leans towards the first; I don't know why it'd be gaped.
>>151773698equius
>>151773705Equius would never have sex with Nepeta
>>151773728yes, he would.
>>151773735It’s. Not true
>>151773728>>151773705Yeah, I don't think he hit that, and if he did, he seems more the missionary sex for the purpose of procreation type. Unless the person he was having sex with took charge.
>>151773705>>151773735>moirails>having sexwut
>>151773739Yes. It is.
>>151773743>Unless the person he was having sex with took chargethat's what nepeta does>>151773749pailing with your 'rail is a perfectly natural thing to do
>>151773468I will check it out
>>151772989
>>151773774Nigger, pailing is the single most concupiscent activity out there, doing that means your relationship has long since stopped to be in a conciliatory quadrant.
>>151773846look sometimes moirails just wanna get a little flushed, or one doesn't have a matesprit/kismesis and need some to pail with someone or get culled. You wouldn't let your moirail be culled, would you?
>>151773774See, she's enthusiastic and romantic, but I don't see her wanting to take the dominant position. She seems the type to eagerly go along with what it seems her sexual partner wants.
>>151773468I think what we need to do is force the discussion, like at the start of each thread we choose a fan adventure and talk abou that.
>>151773872At least try to set up your moirail with someone like a sensible person first
I wish someone did a fanventure with a limeblood just so we could see some really cool pyrokinetic powers and fights.
I hate that faggot sux cucktor he doesn't DESERVE Feferi or Aradia ungrateful faggot lowblood scum
>>151773678>as far as I know they don't have a discord or any other channel to provide updates, except for the twitter, which updated last in february when the update dropped.fuck, I hope it's not kill>Something I just noticed is that the next command is ======—> which if you follow the line count I guess that means theres 13 players?the character select sheet shows 12 players, but the narrator becoming a player themself would be interesting
>there are anons in this thread RIGHT NOW that condone railing your pailactual mothergrub-less behaviour
>>151774081>he doesn't pail with his palea simple matespritship or kismessisitude pales in comparison to pale paling. Purposely pissing me off, are you? Pretty persuasive.... NOT
>>151774081My and my 'rail pail all the time. Dumbass drones can't even tell the diffe
>>151774026calm down eridan
>>151774026I'm impressed you've managed to suppress your typing quirk for a moment but we all know this post was made by a certain harry potter-lookalike incel
>>151774135the drones 6ot to him......
Caliborn drawing
>>151774167hey that looks like that English fellow... what was his name again?
>>151773362This hoe
New Tom drawings
How could Karkat and Dave even get together when every single knight in existence is deep down a submissive bitch that gets off to being dominated and bossed around? Do they just get a third guy to suck his dick together?
it's hard 8ein6 a heterosexual in /hs6/. It's hard and no8ody understands
>>151774331who's tom
>>151774368the grey cat nigga who hunts da mouse
>>151774368The sex haver.
>>151774410They look happy anon, you jelly?
>>151774389
>>151774410making fun of people for being fat and happy while fat and miserable. Ironic
>>151774457>>151774471A scat fetishist is also happy when they're playing with and eating human shit, is that hecking valid too? Also they're really not happy I made sure of that.
>>151774410this anon is living rent free in this your head while having lots of fun doing things they like. based. how can I live rent free in your head too while not even knowing you exist?
>>151774356Easy option: imagine a good version of Homestuck where Dave kicks ASS instead of crying about growing up to kick ass (boy’s dream) (no school, just insane white ninja)Second option: Dave fights girls until he gets ashamed and regrows his balls in act 6. He wasn’t raised to lose to girls
>>151774497>A scat fetishist is also happy when they're playing with and eating human shit, is that hecking valid too?Dude, you are reaching so fucking hard it's just sad. I don't give a shit about some rando does to themself alone >Also they're really not happy I made sure of that.>I made sure of that.>ILOSER!!! WE GOT A LOSER OVER HERE, LOOOOOOOSER!!!!
>>151774544I'm in this thread and he's not. I won and he lost. Sorry!
>>151774497being a scat fetishist is the same as being fat and posting photos of their cosplay on the internet... Are you hearing yourself anon.
>>151774497
>>151774558Being a 300lb adult man and dressing up like a teenage girl while chatting with teenagers in discord, you mean?
>>151774497do you really find yourself superior to a guy who jerks off to poop? you unironically like homestuck
>>151774558>being a scat fetishist is the same as being fat and posting photos of their cosplay on the internetUnironically yes but /hsg/ fatties aren't ready to accept that
>>151774556>I'm in this thread and he's not.I'm struggling to see how you think this is a win
>>151774497>comparing scat to innocently cosplaying in your own room you are definitely not a mind player I'll at least say that>I made sure of thathahaha this guy thinks he's god's gift to the world because he stalked someone's discord. no wonder people love jadeanon more than you
>>151774568well that teenage girl has a cock, so thats neither here nor there really
>>151774590This thread is full of desperate hugbox nerds so I guess it's wasting breath trying to make them see that
>haha look at how NOT NORMAL this anon is>they are so NOT NORMAL I'm going to OBSESS over them in a totally NORMAL MANNERwhat the fuck am I reading. where do you think we are? this is a homestuck thread on 4chan. WE'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRDOS. that's why no one cares did you think we all got lost on our way to facebook or something?
wtf happened here?
>>151774696autist letting people live rent free episode again
>>151774658>ermmm yeah, we're all hecking quirky here. that's why it's wholesome af to be on 4chedditWhat are you on about, idiot, and why does that make it okay to be a fat crossdressing faggot?
anyway what should be next thread theme?
no one wants to blackrom with you. no one cares
>>151774750>durr blackromThis canned response makes you seem like a massively obese low functioning autistic
>>151774749which character we would sacrifice to give another character more screentime and why
>>151774749Doc Scratch
>>151774765>>151774770ditto!
>>151774779umm thats a pokemon
I don't know why that anon posting some random fatty from discord caused so much passive-aggressive seething but it's really funny to witness
>>151774081Official canon says it's bad to rail your pail.
>>151774829some people learn about 4chan through youtube videos and think every thread on every board is 2018 /pol/
>>151774829he posts this pic every thread and then seethes like a twitterfag when people don't care about his "cause". it's boring and annoying and off-topic
>>151773573>>151773611Feferi is probably second BTW.
>>151774863elaborate
>>151774881Uhhh... yeah, you're not wholesome at all. Me and the polycule just had a discussion and you're gonna have to go, buddy. My wife's boyfriend will show you out.
>>151774829It’s nasty behaviorPeople complain about woke taking away honest and good creativity, not being a middle school bully>>151774940Do you have any actual life experience or just memes
>>151774971>>151774971>>151774971Move heeeeeeere pretty please. thanks.
It's really touching to see guy being so supportive of plus-sized folx
>>151775041Buddy if you’re one of my trolls you’ve ruined all their remaining mystiqueI wanted to overturn woke for real stories and real comedy instead of lazy /pol/ memes by losers with no ideas besides finding someone to pick on.
>>151775143>Buddy if you’re one of my trolls you’ve ruined all their remaining mystiqueNope, I have absolutely zero idea what the fuck have you been people even arguing about for the past 40 or so posts, I just felt like stirring shit a bit.
>>151775243Oh wow that’s a real desperate move to preserve your ego - you realize guy isn’t in the name field right?Congrats on proving you’re a useless loser desperately finding ways to feel better
>>151754436Scanty suits Virska better imo. pretty based regardless
