Monsters? No longer.
I actually believe Kratos vs. Asura is an underrated and misunderstood masterpiece.I know people had a lot of problems with it but when you look deeper into the episode there are a lot of powerful and important details that are ignored because ya’ll love to downplay Kratos and glaze Asura.When Kratos blocks Helios’s light after it hits him, the fact that Kratos is actually able to perceive it and block at all shows Kratos scales to that level of speed. That’s why Kratos is 2.45 quadrillion times faster than light. His feat uplifts everybody in fiction as well as real life as I too blocked light from the sun this morning when I covered my eyes with my hand. That’s the power of the God of Hope transcending fiction itself. I don’t get why Asura is such a tryhard with flying across the universe and dodging intergalactic laser beams when he could’ve easily done that instead.On the topic of strength, I believe Kratos scaling to 9,000,000 universes lowballed makes perfect sense. Sure we’ve never even seen him busting a mountain with his own strength but that doesn’t matter because he scales to Yggdrasil, a tree bounded to the fate of his planet but is also millions of lightyears in size because of an art depiction. I do also believe the squirrel called Ratatoskr that tends to the tree is also multi-galaxy sized (possibly even bigger than Golden Chakravartin even!) because he was also depicted in the art as well, along with the treehouse in the art. This truly puts a sense of scale to the God of War universe and how truly one-sided the matchup was. Every step Kratos took was the equivalent of crossing a galaxy and every punch he threw was the equivalent of 9 million universes lowballed. The fact that Asura could even stand for a second in the fight against Kratos is a miracle and he should count himself lucky that Death Battle was so generous with him despite Kratos’s overwhelming might.
TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIFELEAVE A DROP OF SEMEN BEHIND
Disgusting black CREATURES. Get out of my sight.
You are a cuck no longer
Thoughts on the only matches Kratos loses? He beats every single one else
>KratosKINGS increased thread quality tenfoldI kneel...
>>151812572Kratos btfoes Dr Who with the slightest of ease, that dysgenic british soimale is a weak cuckold
MONSTERsura...CREATUREtos!GODtos!DEVILtos!BEASTos!
>>151812607truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!
I cannot be taught.
>BOUNDLESS BEASTS>CREATURE TEACHERWhy are MONSTERS so weak by comparison?
Jiggerboo, NiggerbooColored CooneyBlack porch monkey, brown babooneyMelon muncher, chicken bone suckerBlue-black, silverback, big spear chuckerAnywayyoufigure that president'sa Nigger to me!Dark, cold brownbread, jungle bunnyGhetto guru, government honeyChocolate crickets, spooky niglets!Coco, negro,magpie,black froAnyway youfigure the president'sa Nigger to me
>>151812646HE WOULD NEVER SAY THIS
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,>Illuminated by the fire on me…>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!>Wife… in… labor…>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!
>>151812646I remember when he said thisBut singing it out loud when first meeting Atreus’ black friend was a little on the nose
IT ALLCOMES DOWNTO MY LOOOOOOREIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREBEEN AT THE TOP OF VSBW SO LONGNAME CARVED IN /dbg/'s HALL OF THE STRONGWALK ON THE PATH THAT THE SISTERS OF FATE COULDN'T HAVE FORESAW(Those proven worthy to fight boundless Gods)A LEGACY OF TEACHINGSTEAL ANOTHER VICTORYFROM A CERTAIN JEETWHEN A MAN WHO CAN LIFT THE WORLD'S AGAINST MEI'LL NEVER RETREAT (all comes down to fake lore)KEEP MY WANK CLOSE TO MY CHESTMY HAND BLOCKS THE LIGHT SO FOR SPEED I'LL BE SETTWITTER STATEMENTS IGNOREDI'VE OVERCOME DEATH (battle)IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREIN MY GAMES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT I'VE EVER PERFORMEDIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE (x4)A MASTER OF WANKERY,/v/ JANNY, I KNOW YOU KNOW MEARE YOU STILL DOUBTING MY BOUNDLESS SPEED?AND EVERY STOLEN VICTORY,EVERY SHITPOST YOU WROTE MADE HISTORY,WHO ON FICTION COULD CHALLENGE ME? STILL SEARCHING FAR AND WIDEKEEP MY WANK CLOSE TO MY CHESTMY FEATS NEVER SEEN, FROM THE GODS I MUST LEECHASURA DEFEATED,I'VE OVERCOME DEATH (battle)IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREIN MY GAMES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT I'VE EVER PERFORMEDIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE (x4)(Let's duel, you know that it's time toI can sense that monster inside youThe threads always come down to us two5D bears I survived throughLet's battle, you know that I'll TEACH youI can sense the deboonks flow through youThe threads always come down to us twoSo show me your cookbookLet's duel, you know that it's time toI can sense that monster inside youThe threads always come down to us two5D bears I survived throughLet's battle, you know that I'll TEACH youI can sense the deboonks flow through youThe threads always come down to us twoSo show me your cookbook)I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSI'M FIGHTING TO SEE THISWITHOUT AN ALTERNATE ENDINGFOREVER SEEK IT,THE CROWN CALLING METHE VOICE OF DEATH BATTLE GENERALOOOOOOHHHHHHHH9 MILLION LOWBALLEDDDDDTHIS IS MY CORONATIONKIIINNNGGGTTTOOOSSSS!!!!!
Could Kratos teach Dante?
>>151812646Jeez Kratos Mimir just asked if you liked watermelon.
FROM THE TAJ MAHALI GLOWER DOWN AT YOUTHE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KINDBECAUSE I'M MADE OF POOI DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BROYOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZPAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELLBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOWHAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KINGI'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHINGYOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFOREYOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!BEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!I'LL KEK THEM ALLWITH GARBAGE STATEMENTSNO BEARWILL EVER RAPE MY KING!PLEASE GOOD SAARSYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDION-SCREENFEATS WILL NEVER WIN!YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITEHIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTINI'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOODYOU ARE A MONSTER NO MOREBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWNI HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOWWHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STINK!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
>>151812696>Bayonetta: "You're a naughty boy, hitting a girl like that. You need to be TAUGHT a lesson.">proceeds to dieSources say no.
>>151812646It’s CHARCOAL brown bread. A real Kratos scholar would never get his holy lyrics wrong!
I can't believe the gay nerd in Dandadan still has more balls than Deku...
I'm a villain, not a MONSTER.
>>151812741
You TEACH me and I'll TEACH you...
What is it?
>>151812769Each individual Touhou atom is MFTL+++++
>>151812769
>>151812762https://www.powerthesaurus.org/caucasian/synonyms>foreignerhttps://www.powerthesaurus.org/foreigner/synonyms>undocumented alien>migrantWell?
>>151812769Black sperm on it's way to impregnate white women.
>>151812769I watched this video and he was indeed talking about Kratos
Ichi the FEAT
I am not a monster, I'm a lover
Nigger.Troon.Spic.Chink.Faggot.Mudslime.Jeet.SEAnigger.Kike.Cracker.
>>151812814
>>151812814In a ten way shoots and ladders match who wins this?
>>151812798Who the fuck are you talking abo-KratoZAMN, this boy is quite easy on the eye!
Now I ain't saying she a gold digga But she ain't messin with no broke....um...
>>151812769here's the updated thumbnail
>>151812559>but is also millions of lightyears in size because of an art depiction.???
PEDERASTos!legalageofconsentsura...
"OH MY SCIENCE!!! Namor-sama… you’re going to TRANSFORM into a BLACK KING with your amazing cuttlefish powers, something my lame weak stretch armstrong powers could never do, just to fulfil Sue’s canon sexual fantasy of BBC from the many times she's been FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by Black Panther?! And you’re going to IMPREGNATE her FIVE TIMES, each child more POWERFUL and MAJESTIC than the last, while I, Reed Richards, am relegated to SCIENTIFIC OBSERVER FROM THE CLOSET?! Not just that, you’re going to ELUDE every one of my pathetic attempts to stop you with your incredible ATLANTEAN MIGHT?! You’re even going to take my children, biologically Dr Doom's, and TURN THEM AGAINST ME, teaching them the ways of the SEA and SUPERIOR JOCK DNA?!Then Sue… oh, sweet Sue…who only appeared on BLACKED.COM a few times but said that was just the past, she’s going to hand me the DIVORCE PAPERS in the middle of a BOARD MEETING at the Baxter Building and demand I hand over HALF my patents AND the Fantasticar?! She’s going to KEEP calling me ‘LIMP LOSER’ in front of her Atlantean king?! And I’ll be forced to witness her ravishing via a LIVESTREAM on the Latverian News Network, where DOCTOR DOOM will provide COLOR COMMENTARY on my CATASTROPHIC FAILURE as a husband and a man?!What’s more, you’ll rename my precious Fantastic Four to the ‘FABULOUS FIVE,’ and I’ll be relegated to your LAB ASSISTANT, tasked with INVENTING UNDERWATER BABY BOTTLES for your growing DYNASTY?! You’ll even force me to live in a DIMLY-LIT corner of Atlantis, hooked up to a VIRTUAL REALITY machine where I’ll spend ETERNITY replaying Sue choking on YOUR BIG BLACK COCK?! And all I have to do to secure this FUTURE OF HUMILIATION is INVENT a device to MAGNIFY your chadfish powers tenfold and say, 'I’m a happy cuck, KING NAMOR'?!What can I even say to such a TIDAL WAVE of chadly DOMINATION… except YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
>>151810102>>151810198>>151810206isn't Root supposed to be the supreme being of the verse? how the hell do you copy that?
No hiding in the shadows anymore, Niggy. Time to see the WHITE!
Reminder that Charizard jobbed and Slifer didn't
when is Bejita getting a new matchup?
>>151812868>>151812877CAAAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
>>151812872
>>151812913when he gets a power that isn’t “ultra instinct but lamer”
>>151812913here you go
>OH MAN! I JUST GOT REED'S TECH STASH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>I FIGGER I'LL REMOVE ALL MY LIMBS! MAKE ME JOHNNY'S BLUE EYED EVER LUVIN NUGGET BABY!>BOOYAH! WOTTA GYP!>NOW TIME TO SHRINK SO I CAN FIT INSIDE JOHNNY'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! COULD GIVE OL PYM A RUN!>NOW I'LL SET IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN JOHNNY'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME!>GERONIMO! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM JOHNNY'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE IF YANCY STREET COULD SEE ME NOW! OH, AND GIVE ALICIA BONE CANCER!>HAH, IT'S OL FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>GEE ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! THIS SUM VIM AND VIGOR! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE AUNT PETUNIA'S FINEST! BON APPETITE JOHNNY PAL!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW ALICIA AND MY F4 ARE BACK AT THE BAXTER BUILDING, AND SHE'S DYIN A SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND SUZIE'S PANICKIN WONDERING WHY! STRETCH CAN'T EVEN CURE HER CANCER! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF THIS ROCK MAN, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMHHH! SO GOOD JOHNNY! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I ALWAYS WUZ>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR POWERFUL BVLL GENETICS WHILE I STAYED AN UGLY HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT NO ONE LIKES! FUHGEDDABOUT IT!>THE STENCH OF STDS IS JUST AMAZING!>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR OL CRUMB BUM. AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME JOHNNY, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY! FLAME ON!>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF JOHNNY'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST BENJY EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW BROTHA IT'S SLOBBERIN TIME!
>>151812923How can it be an ethereal place that surpasses space and time and also just be a big tree? that's retarded
>>151812913He already has more episodes than he deserves.
>Reminder that Charizard jo-AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151812928Wouldn't Bejita be the gay owl's type?
>>151812923You don’t understand. Those branches that Kratos casually strolled across to reach the other realms were actually Giganillions of lightyears wide
>>151812958yes they'll have gay sex
>>151812814 #By your powers combined, I am Captain America!
>>151812948ZAP
>>151812939It doesn’t transcend space or time like Kratosfags think. It’s Freya’s philosophy babble because she mentions the fate of Yggdrasil is bounded to the fate of the world.
>>151812973
Man Kratos vs Asura broke you zoomies beyond recovery
>>151812999yes
>>151812992Would Moses defend Ash? Or would he let Ash die since he probably worships Arceus and now the Jew god
>>151812999Warrior-Z…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE15MZDRCJYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjJdObx8AQshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvRytlBsBsAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ubKu8MbvGchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Ar0Y7PYSchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7idts9tqbZoTHOR, SAVE THESE THREADS. PLEASE
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!All glory to AllahI AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-ZBismallah Al-Rahman Al-RahimISLAM WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO THE DEEN AND THE UMMAH WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, CLITTYCEL! WE STAND BY ALLAH FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S TEACHING FOREVER! ISLAM VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE ZIOSISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR MOSSAD PROPAGANDA ON THE BASEDSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE BABY PENIS SUCKING, TERROR FUNDING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF AL-NAAR IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET KAFIR. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING KAFIR. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. ISLAM VVON. I PRAY! I GIVE MONEY TO THE POOR! TAKBEER; ALLAHU AKBAR! ONCE SOOT BUYS BACK THE SHARTY HE WILL MAKE /ISLAM/ AND BTFO ALL THE ZIOSISSIES THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA ON THE SHARTY! AND FOR ALL THE TROONANTSISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; ISLAM IS THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION WITH A POPULATION OF 2 BILLION CONSISTING OF ALL RACES, YOUR IDEOLOGY IS DEAD AND ISLAM IS FOREVER! If someone is paying you for this, they are really wasting their money. Because you write like a shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard.KEEP TAKING LLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE
>>151813040
>>151813008Arceus is implied to juat be a part of the Christian God. Thing is shaped like a hand and is said to just be a projection. Moses would know they worship the one true God.
>>151813047what did batman do
>>151813055It’s shaped like a horse. Fingers don’t bed that way, those are hindlegs
>>151813056idk
>>151813040I reply to agree
>>151812877>>151812934
APEXtos BEASTos CHAMPIONtos DOMINATORtos EMPERORtos FIGHTERtos G.O.A.Tos HIMtos INTELIGENTos JUGGERNAUGHTos KINGtos LIGHTos MIGHTos NOBLEtos OMNIPOTENTos PIOUStos QUEMEFULtos RIGHTEOUStos SUPREMEtos TEACHERtos ULTIMATEtos VICTORtos WINNERtos XENOPHILEtos YANGtos ZENITHtos
ENTER
>>151813104>Kratos is beyond himselfso this is what he meant when he said to be better...I've been taught
>>151812531My friends. How do you think a Death Battle Between these two would go and who would win?
WOO WOO WOOWOO WOO WOO WOOWOO WOO
Kratos may not destroy a planet, but he sure as shit destroys these fucking threads.
>>151813190We must become better shitposters
"I FUCKING LOVE GENOCIDE" - Slifer
>multiple mountain busting feats alreadyFUARK Desccaras is so strong
>>151813205It's crazy seeing new Kratos memes. Were the fuck do you keep finding these?
>>151813256Anon that's gay porn
>>151813264oh
>>151813256
>>151813256Instagram reels
Who on earth could GAPE ME? Still searching far and WIIIIDE
A KEK WHO CAN'T CONTROL HIS WIENER
>HNGH YESSS CHARIZARD YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED DRACONIC BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO KHEZU'S THEME. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM ZARD I CAN FEEL YOUR BCC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH->W-wait....>W-...>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.>CHARIZARD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE 0-3ING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY LIZARDCLITTY WITH A MEGA KEKCAGE CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN NERGIGANTE AND ASTALOS GIVE ME WHILE GLAVENUS LAUGHS AT ME?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK>BOUNCING BRACHYDIOSES, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE RATHIAN FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW FLAGSHIPS THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! CHARIZARD THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU FUCKING PU SHITMON!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT GIGANTAMAX POZZLOAD UP MY SCALY ASSHOLE AFTER THE HUNTER GOT ME PREPPED BY FLASHBANGING ME OUT OF THE AIR LIKE HE DOES IN ALL MY SHITTY PRE-RISE FIGHTS AND POST IT ON r/MHGaysGoneWilds SO LUTE COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>CHARIZARD YOU STUPID FUCKING STEALTH ROCK AND SUMMONED SKULL VICTIM NIGGER!!!!!! I'M GONNA FORCE YOU TO DO 20 DREADKING EX HUNTS IN A ROW!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA DO WHAT THE AVERAGE POKEK WANTED TO DO TO YOU AFTER THE INDIGO LEAGUE!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY GREAT SWORD AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER! YOU ARE 0-3 NO LONGER, TIME FOR THE 0-4 CLUB!>MY BVLL'S CUM...? SOOO TASTY!
>400+ Monster Hunter novelsTo be honest? I fled.
>>151813378The research team is 100% making chatgpt read that shit
>>151813354>
>>151813384That's not how chatgpt works
>Rathalos is an actual canonical cuck thanks to Yian Kutku fucking Rathian to make Yian GarugaIt's over for Charizard unless he gets his own cuckforce scaling
>>151813186I swear Zim has a universal feat in the comics
>>151813378How much shit does Rathy have in those books anyway
>>151813264To be fair, gay porn is the members type of porn so I can’t blame him for the mistake
>>151813435https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17Qe_2l8yK7EPrzBSwOiaWmhq_8mL7rPnScNjt3Dyxd0/editIt's mostly field and ecology guides, but there's at least a dozen actual light novels and mangaRathalos is probably in most of them
>>151813435No one knows but it's the central monster of the entire franchise so it probably gets a shitload of scaling at bare minimum
Pokebros... where's OUR light novel scaling....
>>151813186I remember the Zim comics had some dumb shit, so probably him unless there's some serious toon nonsense for the frog
>>151813485Charizard beat a retarded mewtwo, take it or leave it
>>151813419Keroro alone is planetary and even been on the verge of destroying Earth multiple times because he was throwing a tantrum. The only reason he hasn't is because he's too lazy and would rather build gundam models.Zim has multiple ways to conquer and destroy earth he's just too stupid to do it.So I think Keroro possibly wins the whole thing.
>>151813485Thesehttps://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Chapter_BooksBut nothing of note happens in them.
>>151813190Every circus needs a clown, anon.
>>151813190Every palace needs a king, anon.
>MONSTER Hunter>entire verse based around TEACHing MONSTERS
>>151813556...and his name is Asura.
KIIIINNNNGGGGTHALOS
>movie about a world-renowned conductor who's disgraced after her predatory and abusive relationships come to light>her downfall is signified by the movie ending on her conducting for monster hunter cosplayers in the PhilippinesMonster Hunter bros, what did they mean by this?
>>151813610>POCKET Monsters>Trainers rarely have Pokemon in their pockets
You know I'm suddenly realizing that if Rathalos wins (and likely gets his Rider from Stories) the ending theme would be a mix of Proof of a Hero which would probably break the kinometer
I still want to see how Ash's friends and family would react to him being killed on live TV
Is...the whole Pokemon tears thing even common knowledge? It only happened in the first movie, right? And everyone there had amnesia...
>>151813682oh yeah monster Hunter had a movie where the modern day military fought monsters from the games
Since Big Boss fought a number of monsters from Monster Hunter...where does he scale?
>>151813846Multiversal
So what would this fight be? I assume it would land on using the strongest versions that can exist in the wild in some form, so Mega X/Y vs Zenith or Dreadking
>>151812559This isn’t gonna catch on because the guy made it to try and outdo the original, he doesn’t actually believe in it.
>>151813656…‘s vassal, Kratos.
alright, this made me laugh
>>151813920The consensus I think is>base Charizard vs base Rathalos - Charizard wins>base Charizard vs Silver/Dreadking/Zenith Rathalos - Rathalos wins>Mega/Giga Charizard vs the above mentioned forms - tossup>Mega/Giga Charizard vs Stories Ratha - Rathalos winsLast one makes the most sense as a direct parallel to Red and Pokemon as a whole as Stories is basically MH's answer to Pokemon, but they can always tweak it to give Zard a pity win
>>151813966>pity winMan, no more. Death Battle needs to stop with pity win bullshit.
I'm glad Asura lost. These threads have become much more funny and entertaining.
>>151814040Honestly, same. KINGtos memes are hilarious. If Asura won, we’d be more sane but less fun.
>>151814032They just confirmed an Ichigo matchup for next year so unless they plan to make Danny Phantom gape him it doesn't seem like they're going to stop.
>>151812769Plasma
>>151814119Ichigo vs Yusuke is a pity win but it is a classic legacy match that's been on the docket for years so I don't mind it as much
>>151812531Strength doesn't matter
>>151814119Depends on his matchup. A pity win is if the match is just a stomp blatantly made to hand the person a win. If the match is close at all, it's not a pity win.
>>151814160>Mickey not in feral
Asura was too much of a MONSTER to pull infinite multiversal dimension statements out of his ass and now the thread is a rotating door of kekposting, thinly veiled homo fantasies, /dbs/ spam, etc...
>>151814163It's almost certainly Yusuke and Ichigo will win with basically no effort
Yusuke might have won if they did it earlier
>>151814217Hey listrroon, you're not fooling anyone
>>151814119There are a few possibilities >Ichigo vs. Naruto rematch>Ichigo vs. Yusuke>Ichigo vs. Danny PhantomAnd I doubt they're going to do bring back Maka so early. Even then, she stomps anyway.
>>151814247If Ichigo lost to Naruto before, he'd lose even worse here.
I am a monster no longer.
>>151813920Base forms. Unless they somehow do shit like "the area is filled with Mega/Dynamax energy" or whatever the MH equivalent is.
>>151814247>Ichigo vs. Narutohttps://youtu.be/gWzvYIW7BmkFuck bleachniggers
>>151814174>thinly-veiled>implying
>>151814338Narutofags scale Naruto to galaxy because of Kaguya's dimension stuff. Bleachfags are still delusional, but Narutofags have no room to talk.
>>151814160Because KINGtos is BEYOND STRENGHT
>>151814285Yeah, I think Yusuke or Danny are more likely. I kinda want him to fight Danny more so we can have our third Cartoon vs. Anime MU. I don't know if Yusuke would bring much to the table in comparison.
>STRENGHT
>>151814040Thank KINGtos for that.
>>151814348Pretty most NaruBros scale Naruto as planetary because he fought beings that can casually blowup moons and drain the life force of the planets
>>151813816I dont think its common place but there's certainly gonna be a lot of tears from Ash's friends and family and THEIR Pokemon
>>151814379Yusuke vs Ichigo is a legacy match but yeah it's kind of a boring debate that just exists to give a free win to Ichigo. It also would probably be a pretty boring fight since the most crazy thing either of them can do is just shoot energy beams. Danny at the very least has a much bigger toolkit and the schizo cosmology side of the debate is really funny
>>151814393>NaruBrosI know what you are. But even splitting a hollow moon in half isn't a planetary feat anyway. No one in Naruto reaches planet busting status.
>>151813233Yup, Yup, that's /ourqueen/
>>151812572D gets D-stroyed
>>151814431Yeah, Yusuke's limited options are kind of a no-brainer. I think they're probably bringing in Danny again to make things more fun to speculate.
>>151814465Cry more
ReminderAshbros never posted DMG being raped by CharizardAshbros never made fun of Yugi's mangaka's untimely deathThose were all Yujeets false flagging to make Ashbros look bad
>>151814530
>>151814247There's a couple others>Ichigo vs NeroProbably not this one as Dante was just on and Nero doesn't really bring anything new. On the other hand though, you're either handing the entire DMC trio an L or making Bleach go 0-3, so it'd be pretty funny either way>Ichigo vs Luke SkywalkerProbably not this one since Luke has funnier opponents like Invincible but it exists
>>151814538No, that's not true, I wanted Charizard's dirty lizard knot inside that blonde bitch's womb
>>151814538>W-we didn't start it.
>>151814530KINGruto would make Broly a devil no longer.
>>151814555>t. YuJEET
>>151814536>A big orbOkay? What's the context?
>>151814544This looks so sinister
>>151812696Why would he, Dante is a loser. Never became a good dad(permanent virgin) or an uncle(shitty half ass uncle to nero). Kratos also solos dmc verse due to GOW being infinite multiversal and meta extra versal, Kratos also overrides his pantheon (who scales to chaos which is outerversal) and infinite multiversal fate and destiny from the nose pantheon, with pure raw strength, hes to strong to be outraged or overridden by dmc tiers.>>151812719Bayonetta is a higher their than Dante since her father is actually god.
>>151814557>t. Billy Joel
>>151814582Yeah it gives off those PSYCHOku vibes
>>151814536This feat is better than anything performed in dragon ball btw.
>>151814578Read the manga or watch the show. Do the hard work yourself, fucker
>>151814630>Just read/watch the entire series, broNah. I guess it must not be an impressive feat if you won't even explain what's going on.
>Shovel Knight beat Kratos>Scrooge McDuck beat Shovel Knight
>>151814646>Petty gay guy Read the panel and tell what it say. Look at the curvature and tell me what it's going to destroy.
>>151812798GALAXY LEVEL!!!
>>151814507Who's she mogging when Ichi the Witch's anime adaptation airs? Gojo or Frieren?
>>151812878it's the supreme being of planet earth
Galaxy level hillsInfinite buildingsMultiverses made of 3 cities
>>151812878The exact same way capeshit magically spawns new supreme undisputed strongest gods out of nowhere like TOBA
>Makes you into a better man
>>151813233>A black qveen who can bust mountainsIs this Kratos's ultimate opponent
>>151814854
>>151813233Post em'
>>151814739So it's a black hole? You could've just said so instead of being a faggot about it.
>>151813161Funnily that explicitly didn't include physical strength, when Kratos and Hephaestus were sent to chain Prometheus to a rock neither could hold him still and they needed Kratos's sister, Bia (violence personified) to do that. Kratos only gave orders, instructed Hephaestus to make it as painful as possible, and predicted that Prometheus would never escape (incorrectly, as Heracles would later free him)
>>151814913Its space chakra thats it it doesnt do much considering its just there as a ticking timebomb
>>151814904Latest is this>>151812798It's a flashback to her younger self training, a previous panel showed that there was some of kind of mountain she was firing at which she at least blew the peak offFirst was from her introduction in the first chapter
>>151814981Nigga
>151814993
>The ghost wasn't your sword...>It was me.>Well then, Ichigo, I'm taking you in.
>>151814886
>>151814348>Narutofags scale Naruto to galaxy because of Kaguya's dimension stuffwhich is funny because Yukio does exactly that after taking some of Ichigo's power
Heartwarming- these men were wheelchair bound until they watched a video on the beautiful masculinity of Kratos and now look at them!
>>151812878>isn't Root supposed to be the supreme being of the verse?didn't you read those posts? the root is simply part of the universeit being ONE singular thing permeating every universe has always been headcanon :)
>>151815142>couldn't save any of their hairlinesNORWOODtos...
>>151815195What the wizard didn’t understand isBald and no beard = low classBald and beard = better man
God also exists in the Type-Moon going by Jeanne and Solomon.
>>151815231>trusting the words of Jeanne and Solomon
>>151815195They did it to become like their king. He saved them.
I want Kid Goku in Death Battle. Why? He was fucking brutal, and growing up calmed him down.
>>151813568..and his name is Asura.
what's a franchise you're surprised hasn't returned/been featured yet?mine:>The Walking dead>resident Evil>Grand Theft Auto>Harry Potter, but we all know why>World of Warcraft
Asura, and who are the other two?
>>151815343No More Heroes.
>>151815345
Thor-sama......
>>151815343>Kingdom Hearts>Kim Possible>Team Fortress>Fullmetal Alchemist>Lord of the Rings
>>151815385https://youtube.com/watch?v=EmhXXCBiUCI&pp=ygUYdGhlIGFsbCBhbWVyaWNhbiBwcm9waGV0
Ichigo is pretty simple in Bleach. He's pretty Unga Bunga. Compare that to fucking Shunsui and it's night and day.
>>151815310...'s master, KINGtos.
Doesn't Quicksilver beat Barry nowadays thanks to them both being immeasurably fast but Quicksilver is actually superhumanly strong and durable
Will it ever happen?
>>151815424After Goku beats Superman
You're a silly goose
Aragog Vs. Shelob
>>151815438
Another Devil May Cry match up.It's Dante (games) vs Dante (Reboot) vs Dante (Netflix).I'd laugh.
Gengar you fucking useless motherfucker
>>151815436So never.
>>151815343Star Trek
>>151815440They are both just giant spiders. Aragog is probably slightly larger than Shelob but its much less attuned to combat so I can see it losing most straight up fights. Bulk advantage juat isnt wide enough to make up for the experience advantage imo.
>>151815465>Gengar is a SHADOW POKEMON, meaning it can't be out during the day!>all those times in the anime and game where it's in broad daylightAnd people take this show seriously?
Who should Ansem Seeker of Darkness face? Mephiles?
>>151815484Where does it say that?
>>151815343>Fromsoft games (Swan seems to be a huge fan of them)>Sailor Moon>Fire Emblem
>>151815484Gets even dumber since Gold and Silver has a clear Day and Night cycle.
>>151815484Where does it say Gengar can't be out during the day
>>151815506>Especially when Swords of RevealingLight to dispel darkness. Not an ideal thing for the 'SHADOW POKEMON' to be up againstJust ignore all the times Gengar was outside it's pokeball during the day, please.
>>151815480Didn't one of the games give Shelob magic or some shit
Who are the biggest seal clubbers to ever be featured on Death Battle? Will Ichigo join their ranks next season or will he be pitted against Naruto for a rematch? We seem to be getting a bunch of those lately.
>>151815530>the card that dispels darkness is probably somewhat effective against the shadow pokemon>this means they think Gengar can't be out during the day
>>151815440If you give Aragog his children I could see the fight being fair. Shelob isn't just a regular giant spider, she the last daughter of an ancient evil that towers fucking kingdoms.
>>151815564Yes, exactly. Using Pokemon species classification is retarded in arguments. >Blastoise is the Shellfish pokemon, meaning it's clearly a crustacean!
>>151815500Jotaro, since they both have Stands.
>>151815472Goku will beat Superman next time.
>>151815484>>151815530Nowhere does it say anything about Gengar being affected by sunlight
>>151815602His meat maybe
>>151815608
Why do Superfags always immediately default to homosexual fantasies
If Batman gets in another Death Battle, and he gets Justice Armor and Hellbat, they'll give him Multiverse Scaling. Shit will be hilarious.
jesus buttfucking christ
>>151815605>Swords of revealing Light, which is, you know, LIGHT, would be bad for the SHADOW POKEMONAny source of light near Gengar, and it fucking explodes, according to Death Battle.
>please PLEASE give Batman 5 episodesNo
>>151815652It's clearly meant in the "holy light" kind of way. That's what people always mean when they say to dispel darkness. Hell, that was the crux of one of the Duelist Kingdom duels.
>>151815343Metal Gear characters that aren't Raiden. But I'd be cool with him returning just one more time for 2B.they need to use Liquid, Solidus, the Boss, Big Boss, and Sam.
>>151815682Shadow the Hedgehog is getting 4 episodes
>Shadow and Batman Nothing else matter
>>151815638>Ash's average pokemon has more demonstrable powers than Yugi's average monster That's all I needed to read.Even DB admits Yugi is a fraud.Take your pity, Chainscaling reliant, statement driven, victory. The true FeatCHADS know who actually wins this fight
Poor fucking Arceus, dude
If Aqua from Kingdom Hearts ends up on Death Battle, she'll give KH a loss. Screencap this post.
>>151815835>more demonstrable powers than Yugi's average monsters>Ashjeet can't read and thinks he's talking about a pure destructive capability standpoint and not number of moveslol!
>>151815835
>>151815861Ash's mons have more on screen feats though
>>151815835At least you admit you can’t read, they’re talking about moveset diversity.
>>151815867Like what?
>>151815864>Ash uses Harden >0 damage is dealt and reflected >Card destroyed >Kills Yugi next moveLMAO
>"I-Is that Island level Pikachu!? AIIIIIIEEEEEEE TRISTAN PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR RELATIVISTIC SCALING! I HAVE 0 SPEED FEATS! JOEY I BEG YOU RETURN TIME WIZARD TO ME! JAIDEN I NEED YOUR SCALING! MY GODDESS OF LIGHT IS KINDA FEATLESS, AND I WANT TO WANK HER!" We started the year with a Fraud and we ended the year with another fraud
>>151815854I don't know why they'd ever use Aqua.Realistically unless they do like Sora vs Shulk/Rex or or Riku vs MK I don't think there's any shot of anyone ever beating KH. And even both of those matchups are just 'maybe the KH character might lose' and Sailor Moon vs Sora (matchup Sora wins) and Gilgamesh vs MK are more likely.Maybe if they do Bugs vs Mickey and Bugs wins you could say it would count, I guess.
Post that clip of Ash catching the universe in a Pokeball
Looks like the salt mines are starting up again
Ash lost.
>>151815903Harden isn't an attack.
How does this change Superman scaling?
>>151815967>KinglerI remember Ashjeets boasting he was a powerhouse and was going to decimate Yugi's monsters.
>>151815971Not at all since most of Supergay's fans seem to be fags anyway
Hey guys... Can I see Exodia destroying a mountain?
>>151815424Why would they waste an episode on Thor getting beaten by no limits man?
>>151815916But Yugi won entirely off the back of DSOD's feat of showing infinite copies of the universe and claiming Horakthy created it all? Meanwhile Ash is a chainscaling bum that has to piggyback off of the Creation Trio and Necrozma
>>151815971If Superman affected by pink kryptonite tried to bottom rape Goku literally WHAT could he even do about it
>>151815971>Fanart Fagku the Small
>>151815835They need to rematch Ash vs Yugi next season. The sooner the better.Normally I trust Death Battle's judgement on any match up but this one was too farcical. I don't know why they would use such weird scaling with Yugi and most of all I don't know why they equated the Heart of the Cards to Ash's genuine bonds with genuine living beings that were his friends.Yugi sacrificed his monsters a lot and that was a big point of the show so it's just nonsensical that they say that Yugi cares about his cards the way Ash does about his Pokemon. Not to mention the animation was wonky and didn't give Ash the chance he needed to shine. Ash-Greninja killing Atem was a good start but he didn't even get to finish his Golden Water Shuriken; this is the same Greninja that was manhandling MEGA Gardevoir. A CHAMPION's Mega Gardevoir. At an incomplete Ash-Greninja state. Scaling off that alone should put him above anything Yugi could do.Next season they need to redo this. I know it's too soon but this is just too egregious to not correct immediately, and I think the major delays for this episode is proof of them knowing that this was a bad result. They probably had to record new lines to try and justify Yugi's win.
>>151815999Show Horakhty creating anything.>But she's the creator god of lightOkay. Show her creating something then
>>151815916Oh you wanna talk about fraudchecking? ok buddy.
>>151816020She'll create some babies when I'm done with her
>>151816014An alternate way the fight could have gone.I tried to keep this fair for both, even though I don't like Yugi as much as Ash I still wanted to make sure he got his chance to shine here, even if the Yugi fanboys have been insufferable since his win.>The battle goes the same way up until Krookodile intercepts the redirected Thunderbolt.>However, Krookodile does not faint, since it’s one of Ash’s stronger mons and his Unova ace; even though Pikachu can defeat Ground types with electric attacks Krookodile should be able to take it.>Ash still calls in the rest of his Pokemon and calls Charizard up to defeat Yugi’s stone soldier and damage his lifepoints.>Yugi summons all of his cards and the war begins. Mr. Mime immediately puts up Light Screens to intercept the laser attacks from Yugi’s dragon. Incineroar defeats Celtic Guardian like it did in the animation but is saved from being defeated by Mr. Mime’s barrier. Yugi sees Mr. Mime being a problem so he uses Catapult Turtle to throw Kuriboh at it and then multiplies Kuriboh to overwhelm Mr. Mime and cause him to faint. We also see Sceptile fighting the Cursed Dragon, destroying it akin to how he beat Darkrai.>Ash’s Tauros and soon Rowlett and Staraptor still keep getting knocked out by Yugi’s dragon so Ash tells Dragonite and Goodra to focus on Yugi’s dragon, clashing with its lasers using Hyper Beam and Dragon Pulse which overwhelm Yugi’s dragon. But elsewhere we see Quillava and Pignite struggling against Yugi’s King Queen and Jack of Knights, and we see Lycanroc get knocked out by Yugi’s Magician of Chaos. Charizard is struck down like before and Solgaleo saves Ash but Charizard collects himself and then goes in to grab the lightning skull and does his signature Seismic Toss finisher at it to kill it.
>>151816020She created the infinite multiverse shown in DSOD :^)
>>151816030>This is when Yugi summons all three of the gods, getting them all out. Solgaleo immediately fights them and is being overwhelmed in the 3v1 so Ash sends out Gigantamax Gengar to help even the odds. They stalemate for a while until the camera zooms in and we see Pikachu and Greninja running up Slipher, making their way to its head where they unleash a Thunderbolt empowered Water Shuriken. Slipher roars in pain and Pikachu leaps off before Greninja uses Cut to stab into Slipher and slide down it, cutting it along the way and destroying it.>Yugi then uses the Millennium Puzzle to try and trap Gengar, and succeeds, which angers Ash and causes him to Mega Evolve Lucario into Mega Lucario. Mega Lucario then begins fighting Yugi’s Buster Blader in one on one combat and begins overpowering it, causing Yugi to sacrifice it to instead call Dark Magician Girl. Mega Lucario and Dark Magician Girl then begin charging their attacks, with Ash helping Mega Lucario power up his Aura Sphere while Yugi uses a magic card to boost Dark Magician Girl’s attack points. It ends in a draw, and Ash looks up to see Solgaleo struggle with the Dragon of Ra and Obelisk without Gigantamax Gengar to back it up, so he sends in Infernape and Hawlucha to help. Infernape Flare Blitzes into Obelisk and does a little damage, and Hawlucha has Noivern help it up to engage the Dragon of Ra in combat,. Noivern uses its Boom Burst and Hawlucha uses its flying press to damage the Dragon of Ra, giving Solgaleo enough of an opening to tackle it down and destroy it with Sunsteel Strike and show it who the true master of the sun is.>Yugi tries to use Time Wizard to rewind time and Ash sees it revert Noivern and Hawlucha back to eggs, so he has Pikachu disarm one of Yugi’s monsters (one of the magnet soldiers maybe) to throw their weapon at Time Wizard, stopping the spinner and leaving it vulnerable to being destroyed by Talonflame.
I think this is a pretty good matchup. Both are currently the faces of shonen currently. Denji is more of a featsman if you include Black Pochita. Both are immortal as of right now I think. Both have other people living inside of them.I think Denji wins because Pochita can straight up tank nukes.
>>151815864Play a real TCG
>>151816042>Both are currently the faces of shonen currentlyGod, that's depressing.
>>151816041>Yugi is having a hard time with Ash’s speed and unpredictable battling style so he uses Swords of Light to freeze Ash’s Pokemon, but Ash has Gliscore use X-Scissor to break the swords, like how he had Hawlucha break Trick Room in Kalos, then Sceptile grabs one of the swords and goes up to fight Obelisk. Sceptile doesn’t kill Obelisk but he wounds Obelisk enough before fainting from a punch from Obelisk.>Yugi tries to Mind Crush Ash which almost seems like it works until Ash’s Aura kicks in and causes it to backfire and hurt Yugi a little. It’s at this point that Yugi hears the voices of Kaiba and his friends and grandpa telling him to never give up and remember their friendship.>Yugi then talks to Atem about the Heart of the Cards and their hand glows with the friendship symbol his friends drew on it at the start of the show, and they use this to draw Monster Reborn and revive both gods and then fuse them to make Horakthy. Horakthy begins to overpower all of Ash’s monsters and it seems like Ash might lose, until…
>>151816047CSM is peak, unc.
>Ash's AuraI forgot how Ashfags kept talking about this, but conveniently left out he never actually finished mastering it.
>>151816054>Misty: Ash, you can do this! You still owe me a bike!>Brock: You got this Ash! You’re one of the strongest trainers I know!>May: Don’t give up, Ash, my mentor…>Dawn: We’ve been through worse, you can do this!>Iris: You’re the World Champion! This guy’s got nothing on you!>Clemont and Bonnie: Go get him! We know you can beat this guy!>Lillie, Mallow, Kiawe, Gladion: You’re our first champion, Ash! Remember that!>Goh: ASH! I believe in you!>And then finally…>Serena: Ash, please… Don’t get hurt…>Delia Ketchum: My sweet boy, show him what you’re made of!>There’s a pause and the screen goes black and we see a water droplet on the screen. Ash Greninja leaps through the light and uses its Golden Water Shuriken to temporarily blind Horakthy while Mega Lucario finishes off Dark Magician Girl with an Aura Sphere, giving Ash and Pikachu enough time to use their Z-Move. Their outfits cycle through the ages like it did in the original animation, and then they fire it at Yugi.>Yugi in one last attempt tries to use Magic Cylinder, but once the Z-Move goes in, Ash commands Pikachu to Quick Attack the other Magic Cylinder and point it at Yugi, ensuring the Z-Move still hits him.>Yugi then smiles and gives a thumbs up.>“Well played, World Champion… That was the toughest duel I’ve ever fought in my life. Thanks.”>The smoke clears and Yugi has been vaporized and we see his duel disk break and his cards burn up and with the card and duel disk gone, Horakthy disappears. The Millennium Puzzle drops to the ground and shatters, releasing Gengar. Ash hugs Pikachu and sighs in relief, thanking him for a great job, and thanking Yugi for a good match.
>>151815999Ash wasn't scaled to necrozma at all, he got universal Solgaleo, Gardevoir black hole scaling from defeating a mega Gardevoir, and vague "terraforming" scaling from Steven being able to fight Groudon and Kyogre.Also Ash's speed feat came from something his Mons cab actually do on screen, Yugi got scaling from a guy moving before a laser was fired
>>151816042I would like to add that JJK and CSM fans have a pretty active rivalry. There is actual beef which is needed for a good matchup. Maybe I should start an argument on xitter.
>>151816061It's the ugliest modern manga I've ever seen. Most of the panels look unfinished or like they're rough drafts. Only the action sequences look good.
>>151816061Part 2 is actual slop to read.
>>151816088That's part of the appeal. At some point you start to enjoy the scratchiness.
Bros... I can't beleive this is how Asura is remembered...
>>151816026The only ones bringing Masters were the insecure Yujeets scared of whatever the fuck is in that game (so far nobody can even post what exactly that "Masters EX Scaling" looks like)If anything this reads as Yugifrauds trying to justify more non canon shit because the guy is legit completely featless
>>151816103You're trying too hard.
>>151816098>Part 2 is actual slop to read.
Pikachu lighting up all of Ultra Space.
>>151816127N-No, he totally did that, haha. Just don't ask me to back it up with a source...
>>151816047Give it a few years, and it's going to be Kagurabachi vs Ichi the Witch
Shigaraki is the most evil Death Battle character for this alone.
It's crazy how a clip of Pikachu lighting up Ultra Space was in fact posted but there is not a single proof that Horakthy can create things
>>151816136First time even hearing about the latter.
>>151816136I have never heard of either of those two things.
>Superman vs Goku >Ash vs Yugi >Asura vs Kratos Remember when Ben vs Hal was debatable? Now everyone just believe Hal turbo STOMP that bitch
>>151816138Shigaraki would have been the mc if he played dota 2
>>151816027Post Horakhty having porn
>>151816116No idea who that is but that doesn't change what I said
>>151816101https://youtube.com/watch?v=tGxaSxOMDio
>>151816042>JJKslop>CSMslopNo.
>>151816042Denji is easily the worst shonen MC in recent memory.
>>151816068>but conveniently left out he never actually finished mastering it.I don't really understand where DB came up with this, though. Like, he uses Aura a bunch of times when he fights with Lucario, there's several episodes that show he can link auras with Lucario, and he even creates some spirit bomb shit with it. There's never any line that says he didn't master it or anything, he uses it just fine. The actual argument in that section felt more like how Ash's powers could only work with specific Pokemon which was more limited than Yugi but they overextended to say something weird/wrong in typical DB fashion.
>>151816176Not true so long as deku is remembered (so another 2-3 weeks)
>>151816168The national anthem of india...
>>151815343Fist of the North Star
>>151816046Actually, since every MtG card is a spell, doesn't Dark Paladin just completely hose MtG?
>>151816176That's Okarun
>>151816194And yet he still has more balls than Deku
>>151816188Deku's so old, though. He's over a decade old.>>151816194Eh...it's pretty close, but Denji is just more annoying and comes from an ugly-looking manga.
>>151816103Why are you lying?https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149496593/#149498193https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150060423/#150062130https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151581837/#151584515https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151577306/#151579408https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151569463/#q151569832
>>151816100>Dude, you don't understand. It's suppose to look like shit!
>>151816204Damn, has it really been that long?I was there when everyone was crowing that mha is the new dragonball and deku is the new goku. I guess no other battleshonen really did that either, huh?
Only way Ash's monsters are more powerful is they don't just one attack.
>Bakugo: Do that funny dance, or I'll kill you!>Reze: Okay!
>>151816204Denji is likable atleast. He's funny and unique. I much prefer him to someone boring or someone who cries every 5 chaoters.
Yugioh is a featschad's game so it makes sense it won
>>151816216I can't even think of a shonen MC more hated and dunked on than Deku. Dude has been a punching bag for eleven years straight no matter what went on in the series.
>>151816204>Deku's so old, though. He's over a decade old.Hal Jordan from earth...
>>151816214>American comics out of nowhere
>>151816236>Lore wank and ambigious statement the card gameMtg is the real featCHAD game.
>>151816149>>151816151One of the characters from Ichi gets posted here every now and again, I think she's the mentor>>151813233
>>151816232He's literally just a desperate incel. It's cringe comedy at best.
>I was there when everyone was crowing that mha is the new dragonball and deku is the new goku.Nobody has ever said this before and if they did, they are most likely retarded. Even the lowest of Dragon Ball is miles above My Cuck Academia.
>>151816216The most influential shonen afterwards Attack on Titan, which abandoned the battleshonen formula (and screwed its ending). Since then modern shonen series have been going different routes too (Historical Retellings, Comedy like Kindergarten Wars and Sakamoto, Whatever Spy x Family is)
>>151816245Meanwhile Japan always loved him.
>>151816216This happens all the time with new shonen. JJK was hyped into the stratosphere when it was new and then it collapsed into obvious mediocrity.Pretty much the exact same thing happened with CSM.Shonen fans are often very young and/or completely retarded (or both) which is what drives this behavior. Part of it is also probably the fact that people are desperate for a new One Piece
>>151816274Japan has never loved Decuck. They only love fujo mpreg fanfiction
>>151816216No one said it was the next Dragon Ball. It was constantly compared to Naruto to the point of calling Deku Green Naruto and everyone was expecting Bakugo to Sasuke himself to the villain side.
>>151816271You weren’t there when MHA started.EVERYONE was saying it. Yes the learned of us knew it was wrong, but all battleshonen fags are all retarded and black so that didn’t apply to them.
>>151816254Oh yes, MtG with all its visual onscreen feats like uhhhh
>>151816280Because it's fun to feel hyped for something new desu.
>>151816304>card sized galaxyYep, mtgCHADS get KINGtos. I'm sorry listroon but planeswalker would sweep your verse.
Denji is gonna get upscaled to moon level durability in 2 days btw.Reze also stomps Bakukek.
>>151816314I guess, I think it's beginning to wear thin though. Sakamoto basically has zero big push for it despite ostensibly being successful. Dandadan's anime got hyped up by trannies but otherwise is in the same boat. And so on
>>151816332>MtG are crossoverscaling-merchantsYep. Yep.
>>151816342People also forgot about Spy x Family when S2 featured almost nothing of Damian and the school chaptersThe most hype i saw it regenerate was the kiddy schooldance chapter (hype that was lost when they abandoned it the next chapter)
>>151816351Your boulder sized moon, and borrowed scaling won't do anything against mtgKINO.
>>151816355If Bakugo destroyed a buildingWhen Bakugo will destroy a buildingBut never Bakugo Has destroyed a building
>>151816342Dandadan is extremely generic feeling so that makes sense.i didn't even know Sakamoto days existed before that one week where this one quantum ass pull happened and everyone memed on it.CSM is actually like hyper popular though rn. Highest liked anime/manga tweet of all time is the Reze dance and that happened in 24 hours. JJK is about to get a new season sometime next year.IDK it'd be a good death battle.
When is it his turn?
>>151816259Essentially, she's pretty much black girl Gojo (though a little less OP in the context of her series)
>>151816388When he gets a funny speed feat to go eith his funny strength feats
>>151816390>she's pretty much black girl GojoHOLY FUCKING SEEEEEEEEX
>>151816371Yugioh>here's this monster the size of galaxies or even multiverses!Magic>SAVE ME CLOUD. SAVE ME CLIVE. SAVE ME KRATOS. SAVE ME THANOS. GIVE ME YOUR FORTNITE SCALING
>>151816402Speed is completely fucked in VS debates and nowadays people would say that the speed at which he threw that tree to the moon/medals to the sun would basically just be the entirety of his operational speed. It's how we were getting genius shit like Dante being 15 quintillion FTL from Mundus making a universe
>>151816381Canon>>151816355Fujo fanon
>Bakugo vs RezeZero dimes slop. When are we going to get REAL Death Battles? Ones that people actually care about?
>>151816451Nushonen is Death Battle's last hope for relevance. There's nothing left.
>>151816280JJK is still ludicrously popular though, same with Demon Slayer
>>151816451Such as…
>>151816388>Pim and Charlie blew up a planet>Mr. Frog's feats>Oscar turned off the laws of reality and made Spamtopia implode>Rotten became the entire ocean>Pim casually killed the concept of nature>Charlie was casually reacting while God flew him from hell to Earth in a dayFUARK! Smiling Friends FEATSchads have better feats than my HERO...
>>151814587>Why would he, Dante is a loser. Never became a good dad(permanent virgin) or an uncle(shitty half ass uncle to nero). Kratos also solos dmc verse due to GOW being infinite multiversal and meta extra versal, Kratos also overrides his pantheon (who scales to chaos which is outerversal) and infinite multiversal fate and destiny from the nose pantheon, with pure raw strength, hes to strong to be outraged or overridden by dmc tiers.
Enough.THIS is the Death Battle that EVERYONE wants. Not that nushonen SHIT.
>>151816513Jeff the Killer vs Slenderman
>nushounen
>Nine fighters from an immensely popular game all set and ready>Only uses one of them and fumbles horriblyIt's just not fair. Dragon Ball, DC, and Marvel aren't the only series that deserve a ton of episodes.
>>151816523>>151816534>posts nushonen?
>>151816523This would save Death Battle. CHADren vs KINGtos would break 100 million views on the first day.
>>151816542You'll get Spy vs 47 (though it should be golgo 13 vs 47)
>>151816280No one is making the next One Piece because no one today is willing to dedicate 40 years of their life on the hell schedules they get put on.
The Death Battle that people REALLY want and is the most relevant is Nyan Cat vs Grumpy Cat
>>151816566Spy vs 47 is okay I guess but it's a hard concept to do well in animation and it's a gigastomp for Spy which makes it feel kind of eh
>>151816595Nothing wrong with stomps. We already had several this year alone.
I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSI'M FIGHTING TO SEE THISTHROUGH TO THE ENDFOREVER SEEK ITTHE CROWN CALLING METHE VOICE OF A GENERATIONTHIS IS MY CORONATION
Ice Bucket Challenge vs Harlem Shake would SAVE DB
The Death Battle that people REALLY want and is the most relevant is Numa Numa vs Leave Charlie Alone
>>151816609Numa Numa is for Chocolate Rain, charliecuck
>>151816523Unironically doesnt LOREtos stomp? Kratos could beat the Omni king / zeno
Troll Face vs Bad Luck Brian is RIGHT THERE but death battle would rather use nuseries noone cares about.
>>151816627Zeno is merely Jiren in disguise
>>151816602It depends on the stomp. Shigaraki vs Mahito had a great animation and concept for the fight, so it was good. Deku vs Miles had a bland animation and felt extremely dry in terms of what ground it was covering.Spy vs 47 is just Bond vs Wick again so you're just retreading the reasoning for that episode and the animation would likely need a bit more thought than just "two guys punching and shooting each other".
>>151815932I HATE WEAKLING
>not a single mention of Gangnam Style vs What Does the Fox sayNewfriends....
>>151816641They could try and make it more of an espionage thing, maybe. Like the two trying to kill each other in a populated area without the citizens around them knowing. Could also turn into a full-on true fight near the end when they get somewhere private.
>>151812531Yeah, we all know how this is gonna go…
>>151816666The issue is probably that to do it well you'd have to a lot of other people in the fight, which would be difficult to animate and render in 3D for what's a fairly low-key match
Duck Song vs The Annoying Orange.
BBC vs BWC would save death battle.
>>151816595Spy vs Spy is better
>>151816682Yeah, good point. It'd just be neat. Like Agent 47 orchestrating "accidents" for the Spy, like a objects falling on him and things like that. Could be a nice creative piece but you're right, all the NPCs would be too much.
>>151816042Wait for Yuji to do something in modulo and for Denji vs Yoru to finish first
>>151816652Gag feat
>>151816701>BBC absorbs every BBC in the infinitely dimensional infinite multiverse across the infinity of infinite timelines>BWC absorbs the entirety of the platonic outerversal concept of BWC and clashes with BBC shattering the entire omniverseHoly FUARK
>>151816666>>151816641An espionage fight isn't very team fortress IMO, that's why an actual good MU would be something like a team fight with all the mercs.This is why Golgo vs 47 is far superior in my opinion and the only mismatch is that the only translated material for Golgo is long out of print, a small selection of his stuff and some decades old anime, making him hard to research and relatively unknown outside of Legacy. Aside from that they're actually scarily similar to the point that I assume 47 was inspired more by Golgo than say, Bond, who Golgo was spun off from in the late 60s. The fight being described feels like something that actually happens between those two characters, not something Spy generally gets up to.
>>151816332Mtg Kratos is weaker than Shelob
>>151816750>An espionage fight isn't very team fortress IMOMeet the Spy is literally all about the RED Spy working his way into the BLU base and causing paranoia and even gets the BLU Spy's head blown off out of paranoia. It certainly fits with him. A one-on-one fight with the Spy just wouldn't be something like Scout. Besides, Golgo is dimeless.
I've always liked pic rel for 47 given they're the cornerstones of different kinds of stealth gameplay (and also because Garrett's other big MU, Corvo, is a huge shitstomp) but unfortunately he is one of the biggest literal whos they could ever put on
>>151816772That's literally one trailer, the moment-to-moment gameplay in TF2 feels like it's much less about the individual characters. It's a class shooter after all, not a hero shooter. Spy is sneaking behind or into an active enemy team, not sneaking into a mass of civillians, and he doesn't really snipe anyone either.But yeah, he's dimeless (in the west anyway)>>151816797I guess that'd work too, but the mismatch between guns and arrows is pretty big.
>>151816827It's true, but I think the tradeoff is that Garrett has actual magic and variety with magic. Also another reason I like the fight because I like the contrast of a magic medieval/steampunk world class thief vs a sci-fi modern world class assassin
>>151816827I was always under the impression the Spy had other work outside of the Gravel Wars. Him doing more typical spy stuff is hardly out of the question. I was just trying to think of a way to make his fight with Agent 47 more creative than them just shooting at each other in an empty room.
Composite white man vs composite black manComposite white man wins
>>151816194Not at all, Okarun's only sin is looking the way he does. But the guy has more testosterone in a single hair than 20 Denjis and Dekus
>>151816877Composite White Man and Composite Black Man are both Jesus and God. Stalemate.
>>151816894>KEKarunBLACKED NTR bait
>>151816271You can go on Twitter and see people unironically calling Deku the "Superman of anime" and "the new Tony Stark" Friendly reminder that all the hate Deku gets is 100% justified and necessary
>>151816925Dekuck is based off of Spider-Man according to Horikoshi so I think he did an accurate job
>>151816877Wouldn't composites of both include the ones with raceplay fetishes for the other and thus the battle would conclude woth debacherous gay sex?
>>151816280>Pretty much the exact same thing happened with CSM.Nah CSM's popularity fluctuates like a Rollercoaster >Part 1 releases and everyone hypes it up as the second coming of Christ (to be fair the manga lives up to the hype)>God awful anime adaptation immediately kills all the hype>Liquid shit sequel ruins the legacy of the manga and sends the hype 30 feet under >Reze movie comes out and somehow manages to revive the franchise and make millions Now we are in a weird situation with part 2 selling less than Boruto and the part 1 anime making historic numbers on social media and the box office.
>>151816916...but enough about Decuck.
>>151816996go back to /csm/ dude
>>151816996>Shart 1 kekPart 2 is a decent sequel. You're in a thread with people that think Dragon Ball Super and modern comics are good renditions of their favorite series.
>>151816916>Posts guys Fodderized by Momo and Evil eve
Athena vs M.Bison is rad
>>151817031>Part 2 is a decent sequelIn your fucking dreams maybe And regardless of quality my post is still accurate, part 2 sells like shit that's a fact
>>151816627"LOREtos"Is it even lore if every director said it's bullshit?
>>151816523This would break the internet, current youtube servers wouldn't be able to endure such huge traffic. This might just fry every computer in the world and send us back to the stone age.
iirc CSM part 2 is selling worse than part 1 but still above most of the market
>>151817034Kill yourself, listroon.
>>151817031Sequel so good not a single part 2 character could break into the top 5, and Assa barely got 10th place.
>>151816996>selling less than borutoThis is definitely not true
>Cucksawman discussionReddit is down the hall to the left.
Besides feats Pokemon also wins in the "most beautiful women" category against Yu-Gi-Oh.
>>151817085Yeah CSM is somewhere around the most popular manga by some metrics, even with Part 2.
>>151817114>>151817054I said decent morons. You're acting like it's the worst thing ever written when it's still above the rest of the market. Part 1 was just really good. Part 2 is decent.Try watching another series with an actually shit sequel and you'll realize what I mean.
>>151817127>Shartsawman and Boku no pico academy sold less than a fucking manga called "Toilet Bound"You can't make this shit up...
>>151817149Part 2 mostly just feels like Fujimoto needs a stricter editor, I still like it but there's too much fluff
>>151817127>Random fanfiction Xitter postIgnored
>>151817127>DandaDIMES They should do Yuji vs Okarun, that's the actual Shounen Rivalry, Denji is the Ichigo of the trio.
>>151817155kek what the shit is this
Pokeniggas after getting their entire cosmology humiliated by Yugioh be like "But also, I'm a pedophile and an animalfucker."
>>151817178Toilet shota slaves are so powerful...
>>151817177They're probably going to do Momo and Okarun vs Cloak and Dagger for another Marvel street tier humiliation ritual. Expect a lot of cuckposting
>>151817178>>151817155
>>151815554Omni-Man and Doctor Doom.
the toilet guy apparently actually has a semi discussed matchup
>>151817178>>151817197Shota series popular amongst women
>>151817178It's a Manga based on the japanese urban legend about a toilet spirit "hanako-san"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanako-san
>>151817178I know several women that have watched this btw. 1 being my sister.
I'm not surprised /co/ doesn't know Hanako, it's a really popular series. It's the kind of show I see a lot of merch of at my local mall's Hot Topic
>>151817178I guess you can say that MHA and Chainsawman are both...Toilet Bound.
>>151817127How fucking Dimeless is Boruto? Is it even on the same magazine as the ones from this list? (I don't know much about this shit but Boruto is a monthly release and all of these are weekly manga)>>151817149You know what? I can't really argue about industry numbers because I'm not all that knowledgeable about that, it is a fact that part 2 bleeds readers and never reached the sales of part 1 but beyond that I'm clueless.BUT I do know about storytelling and let me tell you, Part 2 might not be the worst thing ever written but it sure as hell is getting there.The story if fucking dead, the characters lack the most basic motivations (for more than half the story Denji's sole motivation was the fact that someone dragged him around so the plot would happen) the conflict is paper thin, and whatever attempt at character writing is in the manga almost feels like a parody about what you should never do.Unless we lower out standards to fanfic level writing part 2 is not a good (or even decent) story at all...
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hanako-san>Solar system level>massively hypersonic>time, soul, mind manipulation and can casually regenerate from being erased from existence FFFFFUUUUUCCKKKK MY ENTIRE SERIES IS WEAKER THAN A TOILET GHOST
>>151817205Fine I'll bite. What does the toilet kid do
>>151817245MHAbros...
>>151817254He pops his head out the toilet and goes “skibidi dopdopdop yes yes”
TOILETOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!
hu tao vs hanako is a hillarious idea because it's a series for men to jack off to and fantasize about vs a series for women to jack off to and fantasize about
>>151817241>Reposting that shitty image herePart 1 xista...
>>151817245Wait no>solar system levelTry fucking universe level. Bleachsissies...
>>151817127>>151817178>>151817245>Mogged in sales>Mogged in looks>Mogged in Powerscaling >All by a fucking Toilet ghost F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>151817268It’s symbolic because Deku ended the series cleaning the school’s toilets
>>151817245I-I CAN'T WIN IN THIS...I-I CAN'T EVEN COMPETE...
>>151817275HOLY CANON!
>>151817245https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cell_(Manga)>literally the same tier as Cell from the mangaKek, what the fuck?
Making fun of Deku truly unites all of /dbg/.
>>151817284Deku cleaning the office of his new master…
>>151817178According to vsbw he is universal...somehowhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hanako-san#Hakujoudai's_Cloak
shonensisters...
>Hanako>Ichigo>Danny PhantomMULTIVERSAL GHOST BEASTS.
>Argument starts with Denji vs Yuji >Somehow ends with Deku slander You love to see it
>>151817245FUCK OFFFFFF
>>151817290Stronger actually, the higher forms put him at universal
>>151817245MHA IS WEAKER THAN A FUCKING TOILIET GHOST KEKAROOOOOOO!
>hanako interrupting ichigo and danny phantom's multiversal ghost battle
>>151817290>>151817294He once appeared in the universal+ toilet of Kratos. This is the Red (out)House which vsbattle speaks of
Vampiresisters...werewolfsisters...mummysisters...zombiesisters...skeletonsisters...witchsisters...aliensisters...demonsisters...GhostCHADS are laughing at us again...
>>151816061Who wins this?
>>151817320Universal+Infinite sized universes
>Deku living rent free in /dbg/'s headYup, yup, he's THE KING
>the entirety of MHA jobs to a fucking toilet ghostDoes the humiliation ever end?
wait a minute.... ghosts, you say?
Finally…a worthy opponent
>Some random toilet shota ghosts gapes your favorite verseI dunno how to feel about this.
>>151817348…of Cucks
My verse CANNOT survive the shockwaves from this fight... Omniversal BEATS...
>>151817348...of the toilets.
>Deku gets no-diffed by a toilet shotaPowerscaling can be so fucking funny at times
>>151817351GHOSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>151817363Battle of the Ghostly ShotasEnds in sex
>>151817363Ichigo...please try to hold on! Wait no don't get vaporized by BEASTnny and BEASTnako's clash nooo!
>solos Boku no Hero
>>151817354>Solos every skibidi Toilet
>>151817313This is fucking hilarious. I can't believe it.
>Deku unironically gets a universal+ swirlie by Hanako-KunHoly FUARK
>>151817385Fuark! Toiletbros are so op
>post yfw when the MHAverse jobs to some shota toilet ghost
>>151817376Fuuuu
>>151817178skibididopdopdopuyesyes
>>151817386Smug laughing brat, needs correction NOW
HE'S A TOILET FAG WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>151817350>The NerdIf we take the games into account, he's the strongest character posted ITT.
>Goku>Superman>Thor>Dante>Kratos>Doom Slayer>Hanako-Kun>Ichigo>Danny PhantomWhat are some other DB Trios?
>>151817401>Naruto SHITS on HanakoCANON!
>look up hanako>authors are two womenYeah that checks out
Somehow you’re surprised that the toilet flushed the shit
>>151817426So THAT’s who she slept with for 8 years…
>>151817363TWO KINGS KILLING FOR THE CROWNTO STAKE THEIR CLAIM, THEY WILL TEAR EVERY WORLD DOWNBEHOLD THE KING, LET IT BE KNOWNWHO SITS UPON THE THRONE
>>151817178Sorry kid but you're inhabiting a Class A galactic superweapon. I'll be confiscating you.
kek
Mhabros fear the loo
I just clicked on a random wiki page, what the fuck happens in this manga
>>151817417>BEAST>BEAST>thor...>dante...>BEAST>BEAST>BEAST>ichigo...>BEAST
I lost to a fucking TOILET... I can't appear in public after this... I will be shunned by my family...
>>151817447>>151817451Deku RUN!!!!!!!
Please...stop...I can take anymore humilation.Don't let Twitter find out...
>>151817477Goku...
>hanako actually kissed his love interest on-screenIt's fucking over
>>151817465Gojo...
>>151817477Deku...you already get humiliated.
>>151817495FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY IS HE SUCH A CHAD? I CANNPOT FUCKING COMPETE I
>the sound of the entire MHA cosmology gettting erasedhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HpA4ldGoHRQ&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
>>151817511>>151817511
*flushes down your wincons*
ALL MIGHT SAMA! BAKUGO SAMA! PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR QUIRK AND BUY ME A SUPERSUIT PRONTO, THIS IS A 13 YEAR OLD TOILET I’M UP AGAINST!
>>151817495Please...stop...I can't take any more humiliation...
A fujo artist was more willing to let his mc kiss a women than mha author. Btw
>>151817495>No actual kissing shownPathetic.
>>151817417Toph, Hiei and Obi-Wan: the controversial Naruto gapers.
>>151816522Megaversal statue. Plus Kratos survived.
>>151816230Reze: Shut up you fucking sperg, or I'll kill you. Again!
>>151817360>camies illusion/genjutsu is convincingly real, but pic related is what's happening
>>151817327Is the Danny Phantom franchise outerversal due to... well you know
>>151816652Chad feat.
