homestuck but good editionQOTT: What changes would you make to the story that aren't just "I wish x character was with y character instead of z character"Previous: >>151863809
first for davejade
>>151889669Eridan fucks everyone
y'know I think Jane totally would've fucked Cali8orn if he played his cards ri6ht. just look at how receptive she was when she thou6ht he was talkin6 a8out her 8oo8s (8efore he 6ot creepy a8out it)
>>151889713great taste anon :)
>>151889669the final boss in act 6 would be space slick, jack noir, and bec noir fused together in the remaining retcon b2 sprites, making a regular jack noir, but with sprite powers, first guadian powers, and lord english powers. and a robot butt
>>151889775>final boss becomes Mega Ultimate Lord Jeck Noir^3Kino, actually.
>>151889745She almost seems flattered. This conversation also hits strangely close when I remember an old RP I had that suddenly went IRL.
>>151889816-I just want a callback to ace dick when he swallowed his other two selves and just became ace dick
>>151889819it kinda makes me wish we saw cali8orn 6et with Jane somehow. She could fixed him, or he could've made her worse or somethin6. Would've 8een 6old
day 71, pro8a8ly, of drawin6 aranea every day. her proportions are all wonky, and if I had more ener6y, i'd fix it, 8ut I don't, so yeah. i'm kinda hun6ry>>151889826like, at art, or in 6eneral
>>151889822haha they're technically cousins
>>151889954>w)(at are you doing step-cousin?
>>151889954>>151889974>Condy raised Jane as Betty Crocker.>That makes Feferi Jane's adopted Sister.>That makes John Feferi's adopted nephew.>Condy raised John as Betty Crocker.>That makes Feferi John's adopted Sister.>That makes Jane Feferi's adopted niece.
it's overunless?
>>151890099dead general....pull the plug
sluttiest troll?
>>151890121Kanaya no question. She is so the village two-wheel transportation device when it comes to the ashen quadrant
>>151890121If we're going by both male and female alternian trolls, it's gamzee.
>>151889669I just would've had the other verse agents work with the players more desu.
>>151890121>>151890138>>151890140wrong you grubberfuckers it's cronus who would fuck just about anything if they let him
>>151889669lol I didn't even realize we were doin6 thread questions now. Anyways, i'd make it so that we saw all of the troll's session (8eforan and Alternian). That would've 8een sick as fuck I think
>>151889669>QOTTMake the retcon only go back to a little bit before Game Over.
I love Roxy so much bros..
>>151889669>QOTT: What changes would you make to the story that aren't just "I wish x character was with y character instead of z character"make kanaya being a rainbow drinker more plot relevant than just "she is a living lightbulb and she revived that one time"nepeta survives murderstuckswap meenah's screentime with horussmore art from xamag in flashesepilogues is a flash minigame where you can go around and talk to everyone and see what they're doing with their lives now that it's all over
>>151890409she's so cool
>>151890029oh god... what are you doing step-human...
>>151889739whos on the right
>>151890687Nepeta. Its hard to tell without her giant high and fat boobage.
>>151890700fat what? nepeta is petite and lithe to catch her prey and munch of them. if she had fat swinging knockers, then they'd get in the way. Also she's like 13 I think so it wouldn't make sense
>>151890743Nah, Nepeta looks like this.
>>151890765milfpeta isn't real thougheverbeit
>>151890772If BigNep doesn't exist, then how do you explain Pic Related?
>>151890789lies, slander, and anti-slender propaganda
>>151890822wait shit wrong picture
>>151890837Neg.
>>151890853oh hey look it's nepeta and her signature lack of boobs
>>151890700>>151890765>>151890789>>151890853Why can't Meulin just be the milf Leijon?
>>151890866Hey look its Nepeta after the Puberty Fairy visited her.
>>151890891>nepeta>hitting puberty>everlol. lmoa even. Nepeta is DEAD, she can't hit puberty. Even then, the Muckrake, aka the ORIGINAL Nep, is completely flat (it's a visual medium, you can see her). So it only stands to reason that Nepeta would be a flattie no-chested washboard pancake-titted no-bra-small-enough-to-fit flat catgirl. Meulin on the other hand....
>>151890882Theres something about Nepeta that hits all the boxes for me, and I so I follow the Big Nepeta line of fanon. I tried to do with Meulin but it just doesn't work. I don't actually like any of the dancestors, outside of Latula.Shes so fucking cool.
>>151890948NTA but the only thing I can see is a rapeable troll woman
>>151890981b-b-b-b-EL BASEDO?!?!
>>151890948all these people have failed to consider the glory that would be nepeta naizuri...
>>151890948Agree to disagree. You see Nepeta as Flatt-Flatty-Boom-balatty Queen of the Etty-Bitty-Titty-Committee, I see Big Fat Cat Tats.
>>151890998this also unrelated but I want to sniff and lick and suck on nepeta's/muckrake's used tailplug>>151891004Fair enough. I think she can be cute either way
>>151890765HNNNGH IT WOULD BE HOTTER IF GAMZEE DECAPITATED HER
>>151891197and made out with her head?
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>>151891460Dawg wtf is dave wearing
>>151891441>>151891453they would do this btw. love that fef though. people usually make her look like she's balding without her tiara so this is nice>>151891449who tf is that bitch on the right
>>151891460>Dave wearing onesie pajamasNigga thats adorable
>>151889669I would make the Strilondes get in touch with their Jewish heritage.
>>151891385NOW YOU'RE COOKING WITH GAS
>>151891460>>151891469>>151891494Do you think he has a flap in the back for his ass?
Vriska fans look like that????
>>151891491>who tf is that bitch on the rightNepeta??
>>151889669I would make S gameover not even happen or make it intercede with the main plot by bringing aranea or condence into main timeline and have it just be a bad offshoot like early in the story when dave and rose are in a doomed timeline cus john died. I think the retcon power is retarded. Then i would have Caliborns masterpiece playout normally not in some meta weird way where hes retelling it, just show all the action clearly. Then LASTLY I would show a full final battle with Lord English, not the eppilogue with the two endings, but I am ok with the idea of the kids dicking around in a paradise new universe for a while then returning to fight him later.These were the biggest complaints i had about the main storyAnd the 2hr or so flash game with the ancestors talking in the dream bubbles id just remove entirely lol
>>151891519of course. Bro needs easy access when he's pent up
>>151891778>of course. Jade needs easy access when she's pent upftfy
I want to cum inside Vriska Serket
>>151891997we know, terezi
>>151891997we know, kanaya
>>151891997we know, eridan
>>151891997we know, hussie
You ever wonder what happens if more than two trolls use a pail
>>151892100it creates a disgenic freak (Eridan)) with too many chromosomes (Eridan)
>>151892176sex with bugnaya, sex with bugpeta, sex with bugferi, sex with bugradia
>>151892176I like to imagine a hyperreal version of a troll looks a lot like this up closeIt makes the lips a mystery though, bugs with lips are weird as hell
>>151890853what is she wearing here, a swimsuit?
>>151891497how jewish of you anon
>>151889669The change I'd make to homestuck is vriska getting killed at least 20 times
whys there so much jewish talk in the threads lately
>>151892575imagine posting this in the discord saying hussie made this
>>151892711Mmmm, potato pancakes
>>151892711kosher grape juice for new years eve
>>151892575I don't get why tge christmas tree route ends with cps
>>151893058https://youtu.be/TjwJm0tYdaU
