Yusuke or Danny? Who will no diff Ichigo? You decide
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Post your hero effortlessly destroying a planet
Bleach exists on a higher plane of existence than Danny Phantom, Ichigo effortlessly destroys Danny by simply being near him.
Nyeeeeh
>>151942403>>151942476Post Ichigo kissing someone
>>151942484Ichigo has a son.
>>151942486Yeah, and so does Goku, and he's confirmed kissless. Proof, or it didn't happen.
Post Tranny Phantom destroying a mountain :)
>>151942484>>151942491Proof Danny Phantom isn't a virgin?
Tucker alone one shots Ichigo, putting him against Danny is overkill.
>>151942511Well....you...see...based off of the totally canon Camp comic, Danny and Sam fucked
>>151942511Trust me, he's not.
>>151942403That's easy. If we get Yusuke, we get the two cute announcer demon girls Juri and Koto.
>Ichigo has never kissed someone but he's had sex>Danny has kissed someone but he has not had sexHow do you powerscale this again?
>>151942535Easy. Who's the bigger kekold of the two?
>wins by exploding
>>151942540Uhhhh.. Danny once got wrapped in a love rectangle caused by Ember
>>151942512No lies detected.
Nah, fuck you listtroon. You really think I wouldn't notice you spamming /a/ with Yu-gi-oh cards.>>>/a/284892225I could understand DMG and blue eyes, but really, time wizard. Are you that desperate for attention?
Post your hero..uhhh..i don't know,doing something i guess
>>151942403Danny Tranny will job at getting to make Ichigo job
>>151942535simpleDanny got with the worst girl at the end
>>151942530
>>151942603I...
>>151942603
>SUPER HERO TIME START-O
>>151942618
>>151942633Who's his hero?
>>151942664Well I assume Danny Phantom.
>>151942664Why Ichigo Kurosaki of Karakura town of course!
>Hal gets posted >Threat gets deletedhmmm
>>151942664KIIINNNNGGGKKEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS
Both were created to act as a symbol and icon only to be so monstrously powerful and evil that they turned on their creators and the world immediately (Unicron deciding to eat everything in spite of The One's wishes and Homelander deep-frying the doctors upon birth), which resulted in their creators having to create failsafe options to limit their power and outreach (Unicron being split into Unicron and Primus whilst Homelander was trained into being a complete slave to Vought's Superhero capitalism) and having specific counters made which are the literal most powerful things in their worlds (the counter to Unicron being the essence of Primus and the counter to Homelander being a nuke).Then we can take a further look at the whole "big fish, small pond" thing because it actually goes deeper. Both are so powerful in comparison with the rest of their franchise that they almost never face off against equal threats which is partially responsible for their massive egos. But more importantly, when they eventually do meet those threats whether it be through direct rivals (Primus and Black Noir) or lower beings teaming up to win (Autobots + Decepticons + Minicons and The Boys + some retired Vought heroes), they get utterly blindsided.Easily best for both and will be made this season.
>>151942660as I said, worse girl
>>151942694Stop posting this out of context
Post Hal Jordan playing a sport
>>151942651Still sucks Hasbro basically forced Super Sentai into a hiatus, because they think if Toei streamed their own series, it'd damage the Power Ranger lineage. And they already moved on to bring back the Metal Hero Space Sheriff series. I eagerly await the return of the Sentai. I sat through the many Godzilla Hiatuses, the Ultraman Hiatus, and the Kamen Rider hiatus.
>>151942723escapin authority will always be a sport more remarkable than soccer ong fr fr i would know nigga i'm black
>>151942730Are you happy with Geats being part of Kamen Rider's DB debut, ultramanposter?
>>151942768It should've been Build
>>151942792COMPOSITE FICTION quakes in fear of this ABSOLUTE FUARKING BEAST!!!
Freddy RAPES and GAPES Sissywise
Writing yandere to wholesome cute wife redemption story with her rape victim husband and his cuckquean childhood friend turned her bestie who gets to have him as a reward if she's good. Any tips?
>>151942730I remember being into Godzilla at a VERY young age. The fucking wait of 2004 until 2014 was a true definition of a living hell.
>>151942709>cope that's literally the scene, before and after still doesn't make it any better for you
>>151942768>singlehandedly destroys toku's (aside from PR) chances of showing uo again if the fight sucks
>>151942938Tf does this have to do with Death Battle?
>>151942557Only thing that damn site offers that's worth anything is listing abilities. When it comes to stats it's just chain scaling until everything turns into pointless bullshit.
>>151942974Powerscaling is shipping for boys. Basically, he's asking shippers for some advice.
>>151942433>single handedly brought humanity to the brink of extinction in ten years (hes ten years old)>nearly destroyed the entire ghost zone to the point its basically empty>required what amounts to divine intervention from the immortal ghost who controls time akin to an actual god>in multiple timelines kills everyoneIchy go wishes his gay little ghost half was this powerful
>>151942730I give it 10 years max before we see Sentai again. Gonna miss those colorful clowns in the mean time tho
>>151942995Sad it ended on a sour note.
Is monster hunter popular enough to be on death battle? I would like to see a monster like fatalis on the show
>>151943065>Not even good enough for a smash brother slot No, it's not
>>151943065Yes it is.
>>151943065The Hunter vs Bloodborne Hunter was a topic of discussion a few threads ago
>>151943085How does that matchup works? Are you using a specific hunter or its an amalgamation?
>>151943098Dark Souls vs Skyrim as a reference
>>151943098Amalgamation. Don't think this makes it an unfair advantage.
>>151943065We're probably getting Rathalos vs Charizard
>>151943146Unless Rathalos gets some buff in the Stories games then I don't see how that isn't a total stomp for Charizard
>>151943139Yeah the highest scaling each hunter can get comes from fatalis or the others black dragons
>>151942976Really? I find it kinda middling at that since it's just a big text dump laundry list of powers, resistances and abilities they're presumed to have.I find that you usually have to wait until something like a prediction blog to get easily digestable information in a readable manner>Here is this character's bio>Here are their powers>Here are their weapons, armors and tools>Here are their feats, and calcs for said feats.>Here are the characters they scale to and their featsVSBW is just really abysmally bad at showing off feats, even Respect Threads are better in that regard. Like why would you not list off every Star-level feat or whatever a character has done?>>151943098Amalgamation, Monster Hunter presumably gets every armor and weapon and tool ever, as seen by Excalibur, Chosen Undead, and the Dovahkiin. No don't ask how he's changing armors that fast
>>151942709What's the context?
Why people here is more interested on Wesker vs Bradley than solidus vs Bradley?
>>151943220People just want Wesker to finally fucking appear in a non-DBX episode.
>>151943215The context is that Vanilla is erotic, a complete bombshell.
>>151943235I see, most of his matchups are stomps against him lmao
post Orihime being a faithful wife
>>151943220Because it's about as thematically interesting, but we don't have to see them chainscale Solidus into some kind of abomination. Plus, a more interesting fight animation potential than just a normal swordfight. A shot of their glowing red eyes speeding and clashing all over a dark room would be cool.
>>151943292>OrihimeChad didn't mercilessly RAPE her
>>151943292She has a kid with Ichigo and only sleeps with Ichigo.Boom, done.
>K.O.>Boomstick: Holy HELL that was a close one!>Wiz: TolejoStar may have had the initial strength advantage, but thanks to her HRT, Listtroon was able to close the gap pretty quickly.>Boomstick: I think you mean HE, Wiz. Listtroon's HRT needed some time to kick in, but luckily his speed was enough to overcome TolejoStar's SPED .>Wiz: Don't be a chud, Boomstick! Anyways, TolejoStar did have one advantage over her that he could always rely on. TEACHING.>Boomstick: But that begs the question. From everything we've seen from Listtroon, can he be taught?>Wiz: Analyzing Listtroon's posting patterns and her insistence on dogshit match ups, and the sheer persistence in which she shills those match ups, it's possible that she can overcome any of TolejoStar's attempts to TEACH her.>Boomstick: And without the ability to TEACH, TolejoStar quickly lost his initial stat advantage, and was susceptible to the finishing blow; being reminded that Ash lost.>Wiz: The constant reminders of Ash's loss was just too much for TolejoStar, and he wasn't fast enough or strong enough to TEACH Listtroon before she could wear him down.>Boomstick: Looks like this Star just couldn't make the List.>Wiz: The winner is Listtroon!
why does Ryu do nothing cool in any of his crossovers while Sigma gets to do shit like stomping the entire Capcom and Sega cast?
dragonballbros, Super is finally adapting the arc where Goku gets KO’d by a tree, and Vegeta finally fires his "Earth-Splitting Galick Gun" only for it to actually not even damage the small town.Will this be the thing that lets us beat Superman?
>>151943381no it's not
>>151943381Bejita was RAPED and GAPED by a wild Black Frieza
>>151943381I thought Dragon Ball was done for good after daipa flopped
Reminder that PlasticCHAD would rape and gape Reed Richards and Goofy.
>>151943513Funny how they got the entire One Piece Toei to animate that, but EVERYONE hates what essentially is GT 2
>>151943532>gets GAPED by Reed's arsenal
>>151943380Uhhh Amaterasubros?? Our galaxy level+ toon force...got brushed off???
>>151943592>Reed goes to use his arsenal>UH-OH! That weapon he's holding? Plastic Man in disguise, and he proceeds to infiltrate Reed's body and kill him.
>>151943610>Plastic [COPE]Many such cases.
>>151943620>copeIt's literally one of Plastic Man's favorite and most used techniques. Even Batman usually cant detect and find Plastic Man when he's disguised himself.Nothing Reed Richard's can do will kill Plastic Man either. He was frozen and shattered, his pieces spread across the ocean floor and he was still alive down there for 3000 years until Batman found him and put his pieces together.
>>151943639>more Plastic [COPE]Gets BTFO to the Negative Zone.
>>151943220>>151943310Sure but Liquid's just perfect for Wesker. We don't need anymore FMA reps except Alphonse as a hard maybe (and considering he'll likely get Nezuko, I'd rather not) and Liquid's more interesting to talk about than Solidus. God knows we need another MG rep. Fuck Excaliden, they somehow managed to make a shill episode Reddit as shit.
>>151943648>HBNZeedShameful.
>>151943220I don't know why people seem to think Bradley doesn't have precognition
>>151943648Lol, nope. He'd survive it like he'd survive anything.He can turn himself into literally anything and that thing works.He can make himself into fully functional nuclear bomb.The only thing Reed has over Plastic Man is his intelligence.And he's not gonna figure out how to defeat Plastic Man unless he has time before an encounter to do so.
>>151943673>more cope1% of Reed's arsenal is enough to BTFO Plas.
>GODvel's first family>still getting GODmics>multiple cartoons>Fantastic Four sequel confirmed>in Rivals>will appear in Tokon>wins all of his matchupsYUP!!!!
>>151943691BALL-BALL-BALLINMY GRANNY CALLED SHE SAID TRAVVY YOU WORK TOO HARD
>>151943691>>151943700Kek.
A KEK WHO CANT CONTROL HIS WIENEEEEEEER
>>151943654>Young men taken in at behest of figure chasing godhood to be forced to join training and enhancement program>Undergoes rigorous training regiment as part of program to make superhumans>Injected with reality-warping bullshit, is one of the only success stories of enhancement program since everyone else failed>Is superhuman in terms of physical prowess, particularly noted for superhuman speed>Released into the world, meteoric rise>Appears to be an ally to the heroes at first, reveals true colors>Contrast in Bradley remains loyal, Wesker goes into business for himself>Potential for exciting fight animation if done well, with lots of speed and clever maneuversI think Wesker vs Bradley is good enough
>>151943691>>151943700https://youtu.be/shy-r5ayXHc?si=L4x9A0RLbgVTopLG
Yeah I'm thinking Bradley is too fast for Wesker
>>151943691But he loses to Plastic Man, unless he's given ample prep time, which goes against the spirit of a death battle.
>>151943691PlasticSISSIES....we are FUCKING irrelevant.
>>151942963>character people voted for>when it depends on how the fight is executed and how the character is represented Retard
>>151943715>trenchcoats and sunglasses>traitorous rat turned primary rival>obsession with genes and warfare>keeps coming back>arguably the best "thematic" MG vs RE fight, two franchises that are ripe for pairing upAlso I want Hind D vs Ouroboros while their henchmen/bioweapons fight. Sanity rules, Wesker dies the moment Liquid gets on a vehicle.
>>151943769Nigger, Colex was voted for and is pretty much only wanted by the community at that point. It was pretty mid all things considered. Nobody wants anything to do with those franchises after the episode. The same shit applies to Geatsro. No casual cares about these 2, only the community. And considering casuals only come for the fight and at best the ending conclusion, it's totally up to the animation whether or not it draws. They're already operating at a loss with this episode. If they fuck it up more, the smart thing to do is never gamble toku again.
If not Wesker then who's a perfect match for Bradley?
>>151943790Colex's animation was good, the episode was just ruined by the fact that you could tell the team was fucking seething over the fact they had to do it in the first place
Tf2 spy vs agent 47
Reed Richards is such a science BITCH, the Skrull beat his ass so badly, they cloned a bunch of him and is the REASON why Secret invasion happen in the first place. He's a race traitor and a spineless weakling.
>>151943882Also before Namor cucks appear, he's also a bitch, a Fillet of BITCH
>>151943886>>151943882ESL shittalk is so funny man
When are we getting SMT rep? And no I don't mean fagslopsona.
>>151943925John Constantine vs Raidou in 2027, Ben told me (in a dream)
I'm fucking jobning to sadness rn
>>151943648Post a single device Reed has ever made that sends someone to the negative zone.You can’t cause he’s never made one. Unlike SuperGENIUSman cucky reed has only ever made portals (that also create a non technological exit)
Reed "Whatever size you want" Richards
Reed “can only stretch it but not girth it” Richards
Reed “no mass but i can make it thinner” Richards
>>151943365
Reed "I fuck hot blondes" Richards.Reed "My wife gave birth to the post powerful being in the universe" RichardsReed "Tentacle sex but the tentacles are my dick" RichardsReed "Science nerd who got the girl" RichardsReed "First family of Marvel" Richards
>HBOC Richards
>>151943777I think Wesker could deal with a Hind D but there’s literally nothing he can do to REX.
Reed "Namor watches" RichardsReed "I make cucks HBOC" RichardsReed "Aryan wife" RichardsReed "Gigachad nerd" Richards
>>151942422As a Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him. Because Sonic nutting full force in Goku's bootyhole will give him more MOUNTAINS to climb.
Monkey D. “Can’t get hard unless Usopp does it for me” LuffyMonkey D. “Mentally retarded brown mystery mutt” LuffyMonkey D. “Liberates by reinstating monarchy” LuffyMonkey D. “Pirate but I would never ever do actual piracy I promise” Luffy
Fine whatever you win. I don't even feel like fighting anymore. I lost. I fucking lost. I'm an unwanted loser.
>>151944248Ichigo it's okay to lose to a beloved children's cartoon
>>151944260Ichigo is loved by someone. No one really cares for me at all. It'd be better if I wasn't there.
>>151944279Timmy Turner during that one episode in Fairly Oddparents....
>>151944248Jotaro...
>>151942486Does he kiss his son?
>>151944260>Danny Phantom>belovedlol
>>151942403Not as kino as M.Bison vs Athena Asamiya
>>151944074>>151944136Reminder that Reed is a canon cuckold and Mark Millar literally went onto Wizard magazine just to tell everyone his wife Sue deepthroated Namor’s cock in Civil War
>>151943380Capcom likes having Ryu be the underdog thru most crossovers.Tho he does beat the shit of a clone of Black Dino Tommy Oliver without even morphinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luI0jRMUjFo 0:33
>REEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREEDREED>out of nowhere>DCucks still seething>Absolute line selling over 8 million comics>DC still jobbing to GODvel in salesKWAB!!! Imagine being a DCuck!!!
>>151942603My HERO Dimitri just having some fun
>>151943336Why is she such a pervert?
>>151943380Sigma IS sigma
>>151944248Kratos... You suck
>>151943691plastic man CONDOMS him
Would reed just get the ultimate nullifier and shit on all his matchups?
>>151943639>>151943620>>151943648no anon is right, plastic man will just outlive reed and reed cant ever actually kill him
>>151943691i forgot Tokon existed, have they revealed anyone since the first trailer?
>>151944660GODvincible sweep
>>151944647Ain't no mountain high enough.
Is this good brand synergy?
>>151943380because Ryu is boring and a cross scaling bum
>>151944745and then vegeta woke up from his coma dream with all of his parts except his head missinghe proceeded to scream "DAMN YOU OMNI MAN" while omni man kekked
WE ARE ASHURAAAAAAAAAAA!WE CARRY THE FLAME!WE FIGHT FOR THE FEATS!WE HONOR HIS NAME!
REMINDER THAT CHARLIE KIRK SOLOS YOUR FAVORITE VERSE
Hero of 2026Remember it
>>151944812Counting or not counting cloud feats?
>>151944837Finn is so lucky he gets to clap Huntress' cheeks...
>>151943380White bread hero
>>151943669Probably because everytime it's asked no one seems to be able to actually post him having it
>>151944852Huntress is a trans woman, who is confirmed stronger and manlier than finn who does nothing but cry about his feelings and act like a woman all season"she" claps his cheeks with her big transcock
>>151944837>Finn defeats the literal hax of Regular Show>His wife is a weird lady with a mystery past much like Faye>Battled cosmic deities Finn the CHADman? KINGtos' successor.
Would Connie from SU vs Lalah from Gundam work?
>>151943669Bradley straight up does not have precog The whole point of one of his fights is that he gets hit by an attack he didn't expect and later gets accidentally blinded by the sun when fighting Scar>but his precog works like Sharingan Nope, that's never shown eitherThe Ultimate Eye has never been shown to actually do anything
>>151944867kek it's canon!
>>151944867there is nothing wrong with being trans
Jiggerboo, NiggerbooColored CooneyBlack porch monkey, brown babooneyMelon muncher, chicken bone suckerBlue-black, silverback, big spear chuckerAnywayyoufigure that president'sa Nigger to me!Charcoal, brownbread, jungle bunnyGhetto guru, government honeyChocolate crickets, spooky niglets!Coco, negro,magpie,black froAnyway youfigure the president'sa Nigger to me
CHADsta wins all his matchups btw
>>151944676its so fucking funny to me that mister "the fat kids packing in this here orgy" King wont let Pennywise be in DBD because he thinks video games cause violence
>>151944922Er...sit down lil bro
>>151944922>ran from Meliodas
>>151944932>FAGry TaleI don't think I will
>>151944922Asta doesn't beat Meliodas or NatsuThe latter one being a bigger KWAB since Asta should theoretically perfectly counter an actual mage
>>151944867trans derangement syndrome
kratosbros...
>>151944942>>151944948Meliodas would use his boundless magic to deage Asta into a Shota and make Sister Lily plap him
>>151944973H-How did he do that...???
>>151944973Finn the CHADman? Defeated a bear.
Which character is going to be the flavor of the month for January?
>>151944973>mordecai effortlessly defeats bear>>151944986>finn the kekman barely manages to kill one and is badly hurt in the processkwaBOOTY!!!!!!
>>151944986Looks like he had a harder time than Mordecai...
>>151944973BEAST!
>>151944993>>151945005Reminder, he defeated the bear eaily. It was mutli-versal bush that got him poisoned. Whicih btw he was cured thanks to his mutli-versal wife scaling him now to near multi-versal levels.
>>151945025THISFINN FVCKING VVON
>>151944986>>1519450251. not a real bear, it's witch wizard using an illusion. And he got KWABed that fight even though he needed an ambush2. Witch Wizard is weak as fuck, and Huntress Wizard beat her up where Finn the sissy needed a sneak attack then almost died and needed saving again
>>151944973what?
>>151945041Finn the KINGman, was holding back.....he didn't use his ice powers, his psychic arm, or his wizard powers btw.
>>151944647Post characters that have CANONICALLY destroyed a mountain
>>151944867Fin is so lucky...
>>151945082I still see some at the bottom.
>>151945041Finncels...we're frauds...
>>151944867Tranny do not have womb
>>151945082>>151945094Finn and Jake SCALES to the Armor of Zelderon that can POTENTIALLY destroy mountains.
What happened to DCfags?
>>151945100neither does hw. hw doesn't even have a vagina or breasts
>>151944973>did 0 damage >MordeBITCH was shitting himself even when Death Beat was weakened >needed to shoot Death Bear with multiple tranquilliser darts to take him out even after Death Bear took multiple prior yup another bear win
>>151945112>the mountains are barely bigger than trees
>>151945117CHADime KINGS run these halls now.
>>151945151which is why we're talking about American cartoons
>>151945146Black hole level btw.
>>151945117GODvelGODS cemented themselves as the true KINGS of CHAD CHADttle.
>starts plapping cucky finn's ass
>>151945200>Homosexual desiresYour hero?
>>151945204Mordecai
>>151945204Why...KINGBY!
>>151945204finn's ass
>Unprompted homosexual fantasies>Your hero?>Why, it's [FRAUD I DON'T LIKE] of course!Race, IQ and favourite series?
>>151945228BlackidkDeath Battle
>>151945228India2030 India world superpower master race saaaar Death Battle
>>151945117Kylemon buckbroke them just as badly as Yugiash buckbroke Ashfags
>>151945251WorsePokefags have at least suffered loss beforeSimon vs Kyle is the first time DCnigs were ever really told "no"
Which one of you was this?
is he talking to himself again?
HOLY SHIT MY FANS ARE ALL INSANELY FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!!!!
ENTER
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
>>151945303REDDITrio...
>>151945303>using reddit >has the fucking app
Lmao
>>151945320r/Mario193k subscribersr/SonictheHedgehog 372k subscribersGay tranny character with the biggest reddit fandom
>>151945338FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCCKKK SONICBROS HOW DO WE DEFLECT NOWWWW
>we have actual fucking Reddit posters here outside of the tranny
BAAAAAAASSSEEEEEDDDDTTTOOOOOOOSSSS!!
Reminder that FNAF Bonnie is a BOVNDLESS BEAST that GAPES your FAVOURITE VERSE>B-b-b-but
>>151945364why does he always look like a soijak lmao
>the STRONGEST character in One Piece was bald giant ashamed of his species' violent past and wanted them all to become better menKratos-bros, our HERO is truly beyond fiction. He's inspiring other franchises now!
>>151945380Nicholas Cage victim
>Sonictards out number Mariotards because there is no Captcha to comment
what happened to the cuckspammers in this general
>>151945395Kratos cast the cuckolds out of these halls with his power, so they had no more reason to cuckspam
KAMEN FUCKING RIDERRRRRRR
Trans representation in One Piece:>Bon Clay>Ivankov>Okamas>Kiku>Gay representationThat one giant who Big Mom killed who was Jarl's husbando (and Jarl turns out to be bisexual since he has grandkids)Why does Oda prefer trannies over honest to god gays & lesbians?
>>151945430You forgot the delusional bitch who thinks she's oden
Fuark... SCP is too powerful...
>>151945437she's not trans. trannies just want her to be because she's pretty and a real woman
>>151945419Fun fact, Kratos can do this too. After all , just because we've never seen him do it before , doesn't he can't.
>>151945437last digit is yamato's size
Respect him.
ENOUGH.
>>151945447Powerscaling faggotry and vs debate was the worst thing to happen to SCP foundation community.
>>151945454funny how Superman onepunches their entire cosmology.
Who is the most Wholesome death battle contestant and why was it Kratos?
>>151945454>everyone being heroic and protecting the earth from villains>except for Bejita who's just getting in Goku's way againGoku is WAY too nice to that faggot. I'd punch his teeth in for hanging around my planet.
>>151945490Kratos redeemed all evil in existence, not even Jesus Christ was able to do that.
>>151945451Okay he has small tits, but last digit is his cock size.
>>151945454BEASTBEASTgohan...BEASTBEASTSLURPza...BEASTpan...trunks...
>>151945515now here's Luffy's cock size
ITS TIME TO WELCOME A NEW YEAR WITH A NEW CHAMPION16 CHAMPIONS1 WINNERCHOSE WHO WILL LEAVE 2025 AS THE STRONGEST, MIGHTIEST COMBATANT!
>>151945520oh nonononono
>>151945490>Who is the most Wholesome death battle contestantSpongebob literally broke crying down after accidentally killing Aqualad.
>>151945490Cause he was TEACHING Asura. Also top 3 in wholesomeness:>Kratos>Superman >Hal Jordan
>>151942486Goku has two.
>>151945524Hal Jordan
fellow scholars when will we create KingTOPIA!??
>>151945524The Tick
>>151945524Pillow BFDI
>>151945484... and by Superman I mean extremely cherry picked versions of Superman and not the weakling he is most of the time.
>>151945524Makima
>>151945524Ash's Goodra
>>151945524Misty from Pokémon
>>151945524Yugi
>>151945524Danny Phantom
>>151945387>>the STRONGEST character in One Piece...is Shanks
>>151945524Kratos from Bit of War
>>151945524Flandre Scarlet
>>151945512Saaar why did you redeem it?
>>151945524Sonic the hedgehog RAPER and GAPER of Goku, Mario, Superman and all their verses.
>>151945524Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>151945524Golgo 13
>>151945524Lin from Pokemon Reborn
>>151945524M.Bison
>>151945524Springtrap
>>151945524The Beyonder (pre-retcon)
>>151945524Ragna the Bloodedge
>>151945524Haru Urara
>>151945524Kill yourself listroon
>>151945204Huntrans wizard
>>151945621Kill yourself listtroon
>>151945550Kill yourself Listroon
>>151945524Mountain
>I'm Jiz and he's Goonstick>IT'S TIME FOR KEK BAAAAAATTTTTTLLLLLEEEEE!
from now on refer to me as Listroontos
>>151945524Goku
>>151945644Kill yourself Listroon
>>151945646tos
>>151945645Kill yourself Listroon
>>151945524THE COMBATANTS ARE SETWHO WILL TAKE THE CROWN OF 2025?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeO9c6R8HfMTHIS IS THE BIG EVENT.THE WINNER IS GONNA BE THE STRONGEST COMBATANT IN THE WORLD!
What do the following Death Battle Contestants have in common?GokuVegetaBardockGoku BlackDanteGodzillaGiornoTifaTom the CatShadow the HedgehogCheck the spoiler below for the answer!They all fucking lost.
>>151945666They are all cucks?
>>151945666They all take BBC.
>>151945666they are all featless frauds
>>151945666they all need to be TAUGHT by Kingtos
>>151945686except for Dante who is already a Better Man and one of the BIG THREE
>>151945542Pillow is so hot.
>>151945690Bejita…
>>151945666I loooOooooOooooOoooOooooOOOOve sounding my little sensitive goonclitty to them ~~ <<<3333 UuuuUuuwwUU
Goku wonBejita wonDante wonGodzilla wonTifa wonShadow won
>>151945711KWAB!
>>151945711super chad
>>151945707the cuck competition
>>151945707...on opposite day
>>151945711that Ice is TANKING 1.102311e+9 PSI
>>151945663M1 Kratos BoW vs Haru UraraNeon pixels flickered across the arena as Kratos stomped in, each step kicking up square “dust” tiles. He raised a tiny, blocky blade; the chiptune crowd roaredAcross from him, smile bright, ribbon fluttering. “Okay! I’ll do my best!”The bell chimedKratos lunged—fast, brutal, a retro blur—swinging in clean, straight arcs meant to delete anything in front of him. Haru squeaked and ran, not away so much as around him, feet tapping like rapid-fire percussion. Every slash missed by a hair, carving glowing lines into the floor.“Stop moving!” Kratos growled, hurling a spinning axe that turned into a whirling 8-bit sprite.Haru’s eyes widened. She ducked—barely—and the axe clipped her ribbon, slicing it clean. For a heartbeat, her grin faltered.Haru inhaled, shoulders set. “I’m… not great at winning,” she said, voice suddenly steady, “but I’m really good at not giving up!”She bolted—straight at him.Kratos braced, expecting fear. Instead, Haru slid under his guard, palms on the ground, and kicked off the floor like a sprinter leaving the blocks. The move wasn’t a punch; it was momentum—pure, unstoppable acceleration—clipping his legs and popping him upward in a classic platformer “hit-stun.”Haru kept running. One lap. Two. Her speed built like a stacking combo, the arena lights trailing behind her in warm streaks. Each pass buffeted Kratos with gusts that knocked him farther back, recalculating his footing again and again until he teetered at the edge of the pixel ring.He roared and swung——but Haru’s final sprint hit like a friendly freight train, a shoulder-check powered by sheer determinationKratos tumbled out of bounds in a shower of pixelsHaru skidded to a stop, panting, then bowed with a huge smile. “Yay! I… I did it!”Somewhere in the chiptune static, Kratos’ sprite blinked, then—grudgingly—raised a tiny thumbs-up.Winner - Haru Urara
FUARK! I just came back from New Years' preparation shopping and found my wife and daughter slurping on some GAWD DAMN HUGE BBCs! HOT HOT HOT HOT!
>>151945729FVARK!
>>151945711
>>151945737built for bbc
>>151945736Sonic Shadowbro...
How many fucking times is this poor horse gonna have to fight Makima
>>151945738Fanfic mold>>151945711CANON GOLD!
kybros, lukebros, what shall we do? the artoriafags are getting all uppity with their shiny new saberface
>>151945736KIIIIIINNNGGGTOOOOSSSS!!!!!!!!
>>151945729M2 - Lin vs MountainThe Mountain lumbered in like a walking wall of armor, each step ringing like a bell. Across from him, Lin (Pokémon) adjusted their gloves and flicked a Poké Ball between their fingers, calm and calculating“Begin!”The Mountain charged immediately, pure mass and momentum—no feints, just a straight-line collision meant to end it fast. Lin snapped the Poké Ball forward.“Now—Intercept!”A burst of light. A partner Pokémon hit the field and threw up a shimmering barrier. The Mountain slammed into it—WHUM—and the shockwave rippled out like a broken drumbeat. The barrier held… barely.Lin pivoted. “Circle! Don’t trade hits!”The Pokémon darted, quick and precise, pelting the giant with stinging strikes and binding pressure—threads, vines, energy bands, something meant to control the pace. The Mountain stumbled half a step, then simply powered through, ripping restraints apart with brute force and stubborn fury.Lin’s eyes narrowed. “Okay. Then we win with the ring.”They baited him—fast footwork, a taunting sidestep, a perfect lure toward the edge. The Mountain took it, swinging wide. Lin slipped under the arc and directed their partner for one decisive shove.For a moment, the giant’s boot hung over empty space.Then he did the worst possible thing: he grabbed the source.The Mountain’s gauntlet clamped onto the Pokémon mid-move, stopping it cold. Lin’s breath caught.With a heave, the Mountain used the captured momentum like a lever—yanking the Pokémon and dragging Lin forward with it. Lin fought to plant their feet, but the titan’s strength didn’t negotiate.One final surge—armor grinding, muscles straining—and Lin was hauled over the boundary line in a controlled, crushing ring-out.The bell rang. WINNER: THE MOUNTAIN.The Mountain didn’t gloat. He simply turned and walked back, heavy steps fading into the roar of the crowd.
>>151945741Your indian wife is built for horsecock
Superman canonically likes to lie to Lois about numbers, btw, cause he knows she's dumb and will believe it.
>>151945755Arturia canonically JOBS to normal human Assassin, she is featless FRAUD
>>151945775Yep this is canon.>>151945738This is non canon.
>>151945755
eventually they will give Goku's brain the power to deflect lasers and THEN you'll see...
I was looking into Nero more, apparently her strongest form's ultimate attack is explicitly meant to be able to destroy planets?
>>151945759M3- Hal Jordan vs Pre Retcon BeyonderEmerald light washed the arena as Hal Jordan floated in, ring blazing. “Alright, cosmic guy. You’re going in a box.”Across from him, Pre-Retcon Beyonder smiled like this was a friendly game. “Show me.”The bell chimed.Hal’s ring spat out a maze—layered cages, chains, gravity anchors, a sphere within a sphere. “Containment protocol,” he grunted, tightening every lock at once.Inside, Beyonder looked around, genuinely impressed. Then he reached out and pinched the air.The entire prison paused—silent, motionless—like time had hiccuped. The panels slid apart on their own, politely making a doorway.Hal’s eyes widened. “No—!”He thrust his hand forward. A green artillery line formed: cannons, missiles, a spear of condensed will. It fired in a single screaming beam meant to erase.Beyonder lifted a finger.The beam unraveled into harmless glitter that rained like confetti.Hal bared his teeth and surged in, forging a giant emerald fist around himself. “I don’t quit!”The punch stopped inches from Beyonder’s face.Hal strained, muscles shaking, ring flaring—yet he couldn’t move a millimeter. It felt like the universe had decided his “forward” no longer existed.Beyonder tilted his head. “Your will is loud. But you’re shouting into a room I own.”He snapped.Hal blinked—suddenly standing outside the ring boundary, perfectly upright, constructs gone as if they’d never been. The line beneath his boots might as well have been a wall.The bell rang. WINNER: BEYONDER (PRE-RETCON).Hal stared at the boundary, jaw tight. Beyonder offered a small, courteous bow.“Thank you,” he said warmly. “Not bad. Not bad at all." before being turned into space dust as a result from the last attack.Winner - Beyonder
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>>151945791Post Goku kissing wis wife.
>>151945785I'm just taking the wiki's word for it since they have citations but apparently this attack is specifically classified as one that can destroy a planet in Fate
>>151945776>Scenes from the actual comic are not canon.Fan fiction web series is canon.Retard detect
>>151945791Lois pegs Superman yup yup, because he is a better man who enjoys assplay
>>151945785If Nero is somehow able to destroy planets, how come she had to FLEE from Roman Pretorian Guard? Were Ancient Roman soldiers somehow universal despite never even conquering entire Europe?
Convince me Wesker can beat BradleyConvince me Pennywise can beat FreddyConvince me Funny Valentine can beat Armstrong
>>151945789M4 - Goku vs Ragna the BloodedgeHeat rippled off the arena floor as Ragna the Bloodedge dragged his sword tip in a slow circle, crimson aura licking the air. “So you’re the loud one.”Goku waved, cheerful. “Hi! Let’s have a good match!”The bell rang.Ragna moved first—fast—closing the gap with a brutal dash and a cleaving swing meant to end things early. Goku slipped aside with a hop that looked lazy until the afterimage caught up. The blade carved the air where he’d been.Ragna clicked his tongue and chained attacks, each strike snapping into the next like a combo string—steel, flame, dark energy. Goku blocked with forearms, feet skidding back a half-step at a time, grin fading into focus.“Oof… you hit hard!”Ragna’s arm flared. “Then take this—!” A burst of power exploded forward, a short-range blast that swallowed the space between them.Goku vanished.Ragna’s eyes widened a fraction—too late.Goku reappeared behind him, palm hovering inches from Ragna’s back. “Sorry!”A controlled shockwave popped outward—not lethal, not cruel—just overwhelming. Ragna flew forward, boots gouging trenches as he fought to stay upright.He roared, forcing himself around, aura spiking. “I’m not done!”He lunged again, everything poured into one decisive slash, a red-black arc that screamed finish.Goku inhaled once, calm and steady, then stepped through the attack’s line like he’d read it in advance. He tapped Ragna’s wrist—just enough to redirect the sword—and followed with a single, clean punch to the chest.The impact hit like a bell inside a mountain.Ragna slid back, heels hanging over the boundary line, muscles shaking as he tried to resist. For a heartbeat he held… then his foot slipped.He crossed the line.The bell rang. WINNER: GOKU.Goku scratched his cheek, smiling again. “You were awesome! Wanna spar after?”
>>151945791I want to see Super daddy wearing that.
>>151945799she's gay?
>>151945799Post some guy in her office named Jon not fucking Superman's wife.
>>151945808prove they aren't
>>151945799
>>151945823Non canon>>151945775Canon
>>151945806How does that even work since Louis is just normal human? Does Superman consciously adjust his anal muscles to be able to take whatever rubbercock Lois is using or do they have Kryptonite on hand for BDSM fun?
>>151945524Charizard who is fighting for Dark Magician Girl's love
>>151945829roleplay
>>151945823https://youtu.be/XrBUHeb0vf0
>>151945812m5 - M Bison vs Flandre ScarletThe arena dimmed as M. Bison strode in, cape snapping like a flag in a storm. Across from him, Flandre Scarlet hovered with a giggle, crystals glinting like blades. “Ooh! A new toy?”The bell rang.Flandre moved first—space shattered around her as invisible pressure crushed toward Bison. He slid back a step, boots carving a line, then laughed.“Powerful… but childish.”Violet Psycho Power bloomed from his palms, forming a spiraling shield. Flandre’s next burst struck it and skidded off, splashing sparks across the floor. She blinked, surprised, then snapped her fingers—aiming for Bison’s “core,” the way she always ended things.Bison’s eyes flashed.The moment her power reached for him, it hit something slick and predatory—like grabbing a live wire. Psycho energy coiled up her arm and into her chest, not burning, but hooking into her thoughts.Flandre’s grin twitched. “H-Hey… what is that?”Bison stepped forward, voice suddenly everywhere. “You see weaknesses. I create them.”He lifted one hand and the arena lights bent inward, turning the space around Flandre into a violet lens. Her crystals flickered. Her wings stuttered mid-beat. She tried to laugh it off—then her own heartbeat sounded too loud, drowned under marching drums that weren’t there.“Obey,” Bison said softly.Flandre fought—raw will, violent bursts, frantic movement—yet each time she pushed, the Psycho Power answered with a colder, stronger command. Her attacks slowed. Her eyes lost their playful shine, replaced by a blank, distant focus.Bison closed the distance and tapped her forehead with two fingers.A pulse. A silence.Flandre’s posture snapped straight—perfect, disciplined. Her crystals aligned like ordered blades. The giggle was gone.She landed beside him and knelt, head bowed. “Awaiting orders… Lord Bison.”The bell rang. WINNER: M. BISON.>>151945836Too late buddy.
>>151945829Superman confiscated a kryptonite laced dildo Lex made.
>>151945836Summoned Skull wants you back to the 0-3 dimension buddy
>>151945829why did reading this make me want to fuck supermans ass
>>151945816Shut up, Jimmy
Post Bradley having precog.
>>151945849M6 - Golgo 13 vs The TickThe bell rang.Golgo 13 didn’t posture. He simply moved—clean angle, perfect distance—rifle already up.The Tick pointed dramatically. “VILLAIN! I shall—”Crack.Golgo fired a precision shot at Tick’s knee to drop him.It hit.Tick… blinked. Looked down. Looked back up. “Was that… a mosquito?”Golgo’s expression didn’t change, but his eyes narrowed by a millimeter.Crack. Crack. Two more shots—center mass, then shoulder—strictly controlled, designed to shut down a normal fighter.Tick rocked back like a statue in a strong breeze.Then he charged again, grinning wider. “HA! Your tiny noises only fuel my JUSTICE GLAND!”Golgo switched tactics. He fired at the floor—a quick series of shots to create a trap line and force a misstep. Tick stepped right onto it——and the cracked tile gave way.Tick dropped… one inch.He stared at the floor, offended. “Nice try, Earth.”He ripped the broken tile up like it was cardboard and hurled it like a discus. Golgo sidestepped—barely—and the tile slammed into the ring boundary with a BOOM that made the lights flicker.Golgo rushed in for a clean shove-and-ring-out, using Tick’s momentum against him.Tick… wrapped him in a bear hug.“CITIZEN! You seem tense! RECEIVE A FREE HUG OF DEMOCRACY!”Golgo struggled, precise and lethal with leverage—until he realized the problem:Tick wasn’t trying to hurt him.Tick was trying to carry him.Tick waddled—unstoppable, cheerful—straight toward the edge with Golgo pinned against his chest like luggage.Golgo dug his heels in. It didn’t matter.“Almost there!” Tick chirped.One last step—Golgo crossed the boundary line in Tick’s arms.The bell rang. WINNER: THE TICK.Tick released him and saluted. “Crime: THWARTED! Neck stiffness: CURED!”
>>151945865Koslov...
>>151945871M7 Ilya Einzbern vs Yugi MutoThe arena turned into a circular dueling platform—stone sigils underfoot, a faint hum in the air.Yugi Muto stepped forward, calm but focused, Duel Disk snapping into place.Across from him, Illyasviel von Einzbern giggled, twirling as if this were a playdate. “Cards? How cute. I use real magic.”The bell rang.Ilya’s eyes flashed—lines of light stitched across the floor, forming a spell-circle that rose like a cage. Spears of prismatic energy rained down.“Draw!” Yugi barked—then slammed a card down.A golden barrier flared up, the energy spears bursting into sparks. The crowd gasped.Ilya pouted. “Oh? You can defend. Then let’s overwhelm!” Her circle multiplied—mirrors of runes, layered and fast, trying to crush Yugi’s space.Yugi’s gaze sharpened. “You’re strong… but you’re rushing.”He set two cards face-down with a crisp click. Ilya darted in, weaving a binding spell—threads of light aiming for Yugi’s arms.“Trap—activate!”The air snapped. The binding threads flipped direction, tangling the spell itself and yanking Ilya off-balance. Her eyes widened.“Wha—HEY!”Yugi didn’t hesitate. “Now!”A towering figure of light erupted behind him—an imposing guardian silhouette, pressure rolling off it like a storm. It didn’t strike to destroy; it struck to end the exchange—a single, decisive blow of force that shattered Ilya’s spell-circle into harmless motes.Ilya staggered back to the ring’s edge, boots scraping. She tried to re-cast—hands up, teeth clenched——but Yugi’s final card hit the field like a gavel.“Checkmate.”A gust of summoned force slammed forward, clean and controlled. Ilya slid—then tipped—landing just beyond the boundary line with a surprised “Eep!”The bell rang. WINNER: YUGI MUTO.Ilya sat up, cheeks puffed, then grinned anyway. “Okay… that was actually awesome.”
>>151945836Fucked up and put Kratos in there twice.So there you go, you fight Sonic.>>151945889M8 Charizard (w/Dark Magician Girl) vs Sonic the HedgehogThe bell rang—and Sonic became a blue streak. “Two-on-one? No problem!”Charizard dropped in with a roar, heat rippling off his wings. Beside him, Dark Magician Girl raised her wand, a violet circle spinning under her boots.Sonic dashed for DMG first—tag and vanish—“Magic Bind!” she called.A ribbon of light snapped out, not grabbing him, but marking his route like a tracking seal. Sonic juked, surprised the rune kept “following” his turns.“Cute!” Sonic laughed, switching targets—straight at Charizard.Charizard didn’t swing. He flapped hard, a gust that nudged Sonic’s footing just enough to mess up his line. DMG flicked her wand again: “Mirror Arc!”A curved barrier rose near the ring edge, cutting off Sonic’s clean escape lane. Sonic ricocheted, forced back toward center.“Okay—teamwork,” Sonic muttered, speeding up, sparks snapping under his shoes as he tried to thread between them.Charizard inhaled—steady—then blasted a wide Flamethrower that didn’t chase Sonic so much as shrink the safe lanes with heat. Sonic zig-zagged—barely—until DMG dropped a glowing sigil right where he wanted to step.For the first time, Sonic had to slow.That was all Charizard needed.He lunged with a wing-driven body-check, slamming Sonic into the last open corridor and driving him toward the boundary. Sonic tried to spin out——but DMG’s light ribbon tightened like a guide line, stealing his angle by inches.Charizard finished with a short, explosive fire burst at Sonic’s feet—more shove than scorch—sending him skidding over the line.The bell rang. WINNER: CHARIZARD (with DARK MAGICIAN GIRL).Sonic popped up outside the ring, panting, then smirked. “Alright… that combo was nasty.”
>>151945818Be better men like my hero, Superman
>>151945920that's the power of love
>>151945920SCATnic bros?!
>>151945920ROUND 2 StartsMakima vs Haru Urara Ash (Goodra) vs GokuMisty (Pokémon) vs Beyonder (Pre-Retcon) Danny Phantom vs The Mountain
why havent they made homer vs peter
>>151945943Homer stomps
>swallows Sonic whole>then takes a massive heaping steaming shit on the ground with tufts of blue fur in it>farts out hollowed out bones
>>151945943Treehouse of Horror Homer vs Cutaway Gag Peter
>>151945943Homer already lost
>>151945943It's already been settled.
>>151945945Peter has ripped peoples limbs off with his bare hands, he would win.
>>151945945Peter has way better combat feats. See all the chicken fight episodes. I think he's also way less retarded than Homer.
yujiro sees everyone as a woman...
>>151945943Soon.
>>151945965yeah but Homer is a family guy
>>151945951Charizardfags are not beating the fetish projection allegations
>>151945951can you write more
>>151945943They already did that in the crossover.
>>151945943Explain how it would end differently than the canon interaction without sounding mad
>>151945943already officially done.>>151945935>>151945920M9 Haru vs MakimaMakima stepped in—quiet, orderly.Haru Urara waved, a little nervous but bright. “I-I’ll do my best!”The bell rang.Haru sprinted first—circling wide to build momentum. Makima didn’t chase. She simply turned, tracking Haru with calm eyesHaru darted in with a dropkick, trying to ring Makima out with speed. Makima shifted one step, effortless, and Haru slid past, confused that she’d met nothing.Makima spoke “Stop.”Haru’s feet halted mid-stepHer smile twitched. “Huh…?"Makima walked closer, heels clicking like a metronome. “You’re very good at running. Very good at trying.” She tilted her head. “But you don’t know what to do when someone gives you a clear order, do you?”Haru trembled. She tried to move—her body answered late, like it had to ask permission firstMakima raised a finger, not pointing—appointing“Kneel.”Haru’s knees buckled. She caught herself, fighting the motion, eyes wide with panic. “W-wait! I’m still— I can still—!”Makima’s smile stayed gentle. “Of course you can. You just won’t.”The pressure in the air tightened, invisible and absolute. Haru’s breath hitched. Her muscles obeyed the command anyway, lowering her until one knee touched the floorMakima leaned in, voice warm, almost kind. “Listen carefully. You don’t have to struggle. You can rest. You can be useful.”Haru’s eyes flickered—fear, confusion, then a fragile relief that someone had decided the next step for her.Makima placed a hand lightly on Haru’s head“Good girl.”Something inside Haru went quietShe rose smoothly, posture straight, smile small and empty—no bounce, no spark. When Makima stepped toward the boundary line, Haru followed one pace behind.WINNER: MAKIMAMakima glanced back, satisfied. “From now on,” she said, “you run when I tell you to.”Haru nodded once. “Yes… Makima.”
>>151942403this is cannon thanks fortnite
Danny will gape that mountain btw.
>>151945943moe vs quagmire
>>151946017NOOOOO
>>151946026post him doing just that
>>151946000Lisa owes Chris sex
>>151946017M10 Goku vs GoodraThe arena hummed as Ash’s Goodra lumbered in, antennae swaying, big eyes kind but focused. Ash’s voice echoed from the sidelines: “You got this, buddy!”Goku bounced lightly on his feet, grinning. “Aww, you look strong! Let’s go!”The bell rang.Goodra opened with a deep breath—Dragon Pulse surged out in a spiraling beam. Goku hopped sideways, the blast carving a glowing trench across the floor.“Whoa! Nice!”Goodra followed with Muddy Water, a sweeping wave that turned the arena slick and messy. Goku’s sandals slid—just a little—forcing him to actually work for his footing.Goodra pressed in, surprisingly fast for its size, snapping the space with a close-range slam and a quick Power Whip-like lash of force. Goku blocked, arms crossing—his grin tightening into concentration as the impact shoved him back a step.“Okay… you’re not playing around!”Ash shouted, “Now, Goodra—hold him!”Goodra’s body glowed as it went for a clinch—gooey bulk and sheer strength trying to pin Goku in place and win by control. For a heartbeat, it worked: Goku’s movement slowed, boots digging in.Goku exhaled, calm. “You’re really determined.”He didn’t punch harder—he changed timing. A smooth shift of weight, a precise twist, and he slipped just enough to break the bind without hurting Goodra. Then he tapped Goodra’s chest with an open palm.A controlled shockwave—soft, but overwhelming—burst outward.Goodra staggered, skidding across the wet arena, claws scraping for traction. It fought to stop… fought hard… but the momentum carried it over the boundary line with a heavy splash.The bell rang. WINNER: GOKU.Goodra blinked, then gave a brave little nod.Goku waved enthusiastically. “That was awesome! Can we spar again sometime?”
Reminder Eggman RAPES and GAPES Bulma and her entire verse
>>151946049M11 Misty vs BeyonderThe arena filled with the scent of salt and ozone as Misty stepped in, Poké Balls clipped to her belt. “Alright. Whoever you are—don’t underestimate a Gym Leader.”Across from her, Beyonder (Pre-Retcon) smiled pleasantly, like he’d been invited to a game night. “Show me what you call power.”The bell rang.“Go!” Misty snapped—water erupted onto the field as her partner surged forward, turning the floor into a slick, shifting battlefield. A wave crashed toward Beyonder, followed by a sharp, spiraling strike meant to knock him clean over the boundary.Beyonder watched the water approach… and tilted his head.The wave froze midair, hanging like a glass sculpture.Misty’s eyes widened. “What—? Again! Pressure!”More water, faster commands, a combo of surging currents and snapping impacts—she tried to overwhelm with pace and control. But every attack slowed as it neared him, as if the world itself decided to be gentle.Beyonder lifted a hand. The suspended wave bloomed into floating droplets, each one reflecting Misty’s startled face like tiny mirrors.“Interesting,” he said softly. “You command nature. I command the rules beneath it.”Misty grit her teeth. “Then I’ll beat you with strategy!”She feinted—sent her Pokémon wide, aiming for a ring-out angle from behind. For a split second, it looked perfect.Beyonder snapped his fingers.The arena rearranged—not violently, just… edited. The boundary line slid a few meters as if it had always been there, placing Misty and her Pokémon suddenly at the edge instead.Misty stumbled, caught herself—then the floor turned frictionless like ice.She and her partner slid over the line together, unable to stop.The bell rang. WINNER: BEYONDER (PRE-RETCON).The arena returned to normal.
>>151946037imagine lisa twerking on chris' big griffin cock...
Maybe this thread isn't worth being allowed to live.
>>151946069M12 Danny vs MountainThe lights rose—and Danny Phantom blinked.There wasn’t a “fighter” across from him.There was a mountain.A jagged wall of stone and snow filled half the arena, its shadow swallowing the ring. The crowd went silent as the ground groaned.Danny floated up, uneasy. “Uh… okay. Big rock. I can phase. This is fine.”The bell rang.Danny fired a ghost ray—blue energy splashing across the cliff face. It left a scorched streak… and did absolutely nothing meaningful. The “Mountain” didn’t flinch.Then the arena shifted.Stone plates beneath Danny’s feet began to rise and tilt, like the ring itself was becoming an avalanche. Danny phased through a cracking ridge—only to re-solidify above open air as the floor dropped away.“Whoa—!”He tried to fly, but the air filled with dust and debris as an entire slab sheared off. A rolling wave of rock surged toward the boundary line, turning the ring into moving terrain.Danny shot upward—then the Mountain answered with pure, dumb inevitability: gravity.A cascade of boulders thundered down, not “aimed” like a punch, but covering space, swallowing routes. Danny phased through one—reappeared—only to find the boundary line now perched on a crumbling ledge.He hovered, trying to stabilize——and the ledge collapsed.Danny dropped outside the ring with the falling rubble, landing in a dusty skid just beyond the line as the ring reformed behind him.The bell rang. WINNER: THE MOUNTAINDanny coughed, waving the dust away. “…I just lost to geology.”
>>151946081We should go back to telling listroon to kill himself every time he tries to run an AI slop thread>>151946093Kill yourself listroon
>>151946093Ichigo one shot galaxy level mountains btw
>>151946093KEKAROO!
>>151946119whats wrong with AI? AI helped me to learn english and moved out of india
Using AI should be a banning offense
>>151946093ROUND 3 BEGINSm13 M.Bison vs MakimaThe arena lights dimmed to violet as M. Bison strode in, cape trailing like a shadow. Opposite him, Makima stood perfectly composed, hands folded, smile polite.The bell rang.Makima’s gaze sharpened. “Kneel.”For an instant, the air itself seemed to listenpressure tightening around Bison’s joints, trying to force obedience by authority alone.Bison’s boots scraped… half an inch.Then he laughed. “You mistake control for power.”Psycho Power surged up like flame. The pressure around him cracked, not with brute strength, but with something worse, an invading signal. Violet energy crawled across the floor in thin lines, sketching a circle around MakimaMakima lifted a hand. “Stop.”The command hit the air, then folded in on itself, as if the word had been taken and rewritten before it could reach him. Bison advanced anyway, every step a drumbeatMakima’s smile finally faltered. She tried again, firmer. “Be still.”Bison’s eyes flashed. “Be silent.”The Psycho circle snapped shut. The arena went quiet, only Makima’s own heartbeat, suddenly loud, suddenly not hers to direct. She stepped back once, realizing too late that she’d been hit and linked to Bison's Psycho PowerBison raised two fingers to his temple, then pointed at her like a verdict. “Submit.”Makima’s body resisted, shoulders tense, jaw set, yet her posture began to straighten into unnatural precision. Her eyes wavered, fighting for focus, fighting to speakMakima sank to one kneeBison leaned closer, voice smooth. “Your control is impressive. Now it belongs to Shadaloo.”Violet light traced across Makima’s suit, forming the bodysuit of a Shadaloo Doll over it. Her expression emptied—calm, obedient, programmed.Makima rose behind him, hands at her sides, eyes forward.“Awaiting orders,” she said flatly.Bison smiled. “Good. Now prove your loyalty.”Winner M Bison
>>151946166M14 The Tick vs The MountainThe lights rose—and The Tick saluted the crowd like he’d already won. “CITIZENS! I shall defeat this… large, stationary evildoer!”Across the ring: a literal Mountain, all stone and snow, filling the arena with cold shadow.The bell rang.At first, nothing happened.Then the ground groaned.The “Mountain” didn’t throw punches—it moved the battlefield. The ring tilted a few degrees. Gravel skittered. A slow wave of rock began to crawl forward like an avalanche deciding it had somewhere to be.Tick planted his feet. “HA! You attempt the classic tactic of… being heavy!”A boulder rolled toward him.Tick punched it clean in half.“Justice: delivered!”But the Mountain didn’t care about one boulder. The floor plates beneath Tick shifted again—steeper this time—turning the ring into a slanted chute. Tick tried to stride uphill, muscles straining, boots digging in… and the ground simply broke under him.A slab collapsed with a thunderous crack.Tick dropped a few feet, still upright, now stuck on a crumbling ledge as rubble poured around his legs like wet cement.“Hmm,” Tick muttered. “This seems… structurally unsound.”He flexed, trying to climb out—only for the Mountain to answer with inevitability: more weight, more slide, more terrain failure. The ledge sheared. Tick surfed a tidal wave of rock straight toward the boundary line, punching and pushing—winning every moment but losing the situation.He reached for a handhold—and the entire section of floor gave way.Tick and a rolling mass of stone spilled over the boundary, tumbling into a dusty heap outside the ring.The bell rang. WINNER: THE MOUNTAIN Tick’s arm popped out of the rubble with a determined thumbs-up.“Citizens,” his muffled voice called, “I have been… out-geologied!”
BOOM
>>151946119AI saved me back in the 'nam
>>151946190M15 Yugi Muto vs BeyonderThe arena bent subtly around Beyonder (Pre-Retcon) as he appeared, smiling. “A boy with cards. Entertain me.”Yugi Muto raised his Duel Disk, calm. “I don’t need you to play fair. I just need one opening.”The bell rang.Yugi played fast—summon, set, chain—yet each time light formed, Beyonder lifted a finger and reality edited: a trap turned blank, a monster froze mid-appearance, an attack unraveled into harmless sparks.“Rules are suggestions,” Beyonder mused.Yugi didn’t flinch. He watched the pattern—what Beyonder erased first, what he let linger. He began laying cards not to win immediately, but to hide a line.Beyonder leaned in, amused. “Still trying?”Yugi’s eyes sharpened. “Yes. Now.”His hand snapped down—five cards in one practiced motion. A burst of ancient symbols ignited, not like an attack, but like a verdict written into the duel itself.Beyonder’s smile faltered. “What is that?”Yugi shouted, “HORAKHTY—GOD OF LIGHT!”A towering radiance manifested—serene, absolute. The arena’s distortions smoothed. The air stopped bending. Beyonder’s casual “editing” met something it couldn’t casually rewrite: a completed win condition, an ending the duel recognizes as final.Beyonder tried to lift his hand again—too late.Horakhty raised a palm.No beam. No explosion.Just pure light sweeping the ring, finalizing the outcome like punctuation at the end of a sentence. Reality snapped back into place and Beyonder found himself standing outside the boundary line, unharmed, simply moved to the losing side.The bell rang. WINNER: YUGI MUTO.Beyonder stared at the line beneath his feet, then laughed softly. “You didn’t overpower me… you trapped me inside your game.”Yugi lowered his arm, breathing hard. “That’s what a duel is.”
>>151944867>sees a woman >thinks of trannies out of NOWHEREHero, race, and favorite episode?
>>151946243M16 Charizard and DMG vs GokuGoku rolled his neck, smiling. “Two opponents? Awesome!”Charizard roared, wings spreading wide, while Dark Magician Girl spun her wand, a violet sigil circling her feet. “We’ll fight together!” Charizard opened with Flamethrower, painting the floor with heat to limit Goku’s angles. Goku hopped and weaved through the safe lanes “Whoa, smart!”DMG followed with Magic Bind, a ribbon of light snapping out to tag Goku’s path. Goku vanished, then reappeared a step away, but the ribbon still chased like it remembered his movement“My turn!” Goku laughed, then dashed inCharizard swung a claw, Goku slipped under it and tapped Charizard’s side with an open palm. A gentle shockwave pushed Charizard back without harm.DMG tried to punish the opening—glyphs flared, a curved Mirror Arc rising to cut off Goku’s retreat.Goku’s expression sharpened. He didn’t force through. He changed tempo—vanishing at the instant the wall formed, reappearing above it, and dropping behind DMG instead.“Gotcha!”He nudged DMG’s wand arm aside and tapped her shoulder, a controlled burst that sent her sliding toward the boundary line. She dug her heels in, barely stopping at the edge.Charizard roared and lunged to protect herwings beating, body-check incomingGoku met him head-on, palms up, and redirected the charge with a smooth twist, letting Charizard’s momentum carry him forward. Charizard skidded, claws scraping, now closer to the boundary than he meant to be.Goku inhaled, calm, then released a short ki pulse at the ground between them. It wasn’t a blast to injure, just a shockwave that broke the spacing.DMG lost footing first and slid over the line with a surprised “Eep!”Charizard tried to brace, but the shockwave was enough to send him off the ringOver.The bell rang. WINNER: GOKU.Goku waved, grinning. “That teamwork was really good! You almost had me!”
>>151944583Even fucking Batman's best contingency plan for Plastic Man is to have Superman use his freeze breath on him, then they have to rush to the Phantom Zone and throw him in there, and hope it's enough.>>151944666>no sun diskSuperman can literally bathe in the sun, unlike WEAKtrumites.
>>151946297"her" genderbend from the genderbend world is a woman who trooned out and cut off her tits and whines about how hard it is to be trans throughout "his" episode.>out of NOWHEREAdventure Troons, not even once
>>151946324There was a time where he just infected him with a virus that made his molecules destabilize on an atomic level.
>>151946297
>>151946343Batkek did that. Batman holds back
>>151946312SEMI FINALSM Bison vs MountainandGoku vs Yugi
>>151946351Finbros...
>>151946351Finnbros...
>>151946351the tranny lost btw
>Goku, I'll pay you in food and let you fight my associate if you kill that fucking orange lizard that keeps stalking me.
>>151946243>Yugi>beating pre-retcon BeyonderAI never fails to make me laugh.>>151946343Which shouldn't even work, because Plastic Man has COMPLETE control over his molecular structure and build up.Also, Batman believes Plastic Man is the only one who could stop Martian Manhunter if he goes rogue.
>>151946396well if you tell the AI to fix the fight then it'll fix the fight
>>151946388Kill yourself listtroon
>>151946361>>151946312M17 M.Bison vs MountainThe arena gates opened to… a Mountain. Not a man, not a beast—an impossible wall of rock and snow shoved into the ring, its shadow swallowing the boundary line. The crowd went quiet as the floor plates beneath everyone’s feet creaked.M. Bison stepped forward like he’d seen this a hundred times. Behind him, three figures stood in crisp formation—eyes flat, posture perfect: Makima, Flandre Scarlet, and Haru Urara. Shadaloo Dolls. Tools.The bell rang.The Mountain answered immediately. The ring tilted as if the world decided “down” needed to be harsher. Gravel skittered. A slow avalanche began crawling toward Bison—no punches, no technique, just inevitability.Bison lifted a hand. Violet Psycho Power pulsed once, not as an attack, but as a signal.“Makima. Stabilize.”Makima took one step. Her presence pressed outward—cold, commanding. The shifting terrain resisted, slowed, then held for a breath, like the arena itself had been ordered to obey.“Urara. Build momentum.”Haru moved—no smile, no bounce—just speed. She began circling the ring in widening arcs, feet drumming a rhythm that turned loose gravel into a controlled stream.Bison’s eyes gleamed. “Flandre… prepare the seam.”Flandre floated up, crystals aligned like surgical instruments. She didn’t strike yet. She simply looked at the Mountain’s face, searching for the first fault line—the place where even a titan of stone could be made to crack.The Mountain rumbled again, increasing the tilt, trying to make standing a losing battle.Bison smiled. “Good. Show me where you break.”1/3
>>151946396Honestly I don't even know what to do with long running comic characters any more.
>>151946436The Mountain surged—whole slabs of ring floor shearing free as if the arena was being eaten. Dust thickened the air. A boulder the size of a truck rolled toward Bison’s formation.“Hold,” Bison said.Makima’s hand rose slightly. Not a blast—an order. The boulder’s roll faltered, slowed, then veered as the ground beneath it shifted against its own momentum. The avalanche wasn’t stopped; it was managed, turned from chaos into predictable flow.“Urara—tighten the loop.”Haru’s running sharpened into a weapon. Each lap carved a pressure wake that lifted grit and pebbles into a spiraling ring-storm, a moving belt of debris circling the battlefield at ankle height. The Mountain tried to feed it with more rock—Haru simply added the mass to her orbit.Bison pointed. “Flandre. Now.”Flandre extended her hand. The air around her fingertips darkened—then popped in a series of precise ruptures along the Mountain’s outer face. Not random explosions—targeted micro-collapses, ripping away supporting shelves, exposing fresh layers underneath. Stone cracked like old glass.The Mountain responded with pure weight. The tilt steepened, forcing everything to slide. Even Makima’s control strained; the terrain groaned like it wanted to disobey.Bison’s Psycho Power flared, stabilizing his Dolls like a command-link. “No hesitation.”Makima stepped forward again, anchoring the center with oppressive calm. Haru’s cyclone widened, scooping larger stones. Flandre carved deeper, revealing a dark diagonal scar—the seam—a structural weakness running toward the base.Bison’s cape snapped as the Mountain’s shadow loomed closer, trying to drown them in collapsing earth.He raised both arms, violet energy threading into Haru’s orbiting debris like a lattice.“Good,” he said softly. “We’ve found the bone. Now we break it.”2/3
CANONgpt said that Plastic CHAD would beat Reed if he didn't have prep time
>>151946326>genderbend from the genderbend worldLiteral illegitimate fanfiction disconnected from the rest of the universes.>>151946351>VA delusions, not a writerOnce again. Hero, race, and favorite episode?
>>151946438I think Plastic Man and his near unbeatable immortality has been fairly consistent, along with his power to manipulate himself into essentially anything.The only thing Plastic Man really lacks is crazy attack power. Which he can usually circumvent by just entering into someone's body and destroying them from the inside out.>>151946452This is true. Reed's only wincon is having enough prep-time to figure out someway to incapacitate Plastic Man.
>>151946458I mean the world also turned an animal into a human but kept an animal as an animal the world is all kinds of fucked logically
>>151946451The Mountain made its final play: gravity. The ring cracked into a sliding chute, a full collapse meant to drag Bison and his Dolls over the boundary line in one crushing sweep.Bison didn’t retreat.“Makima—advance.”Makima walked forward into falling dust, and the very shape of the battlefield seemed to hesitate around her. Not stopped—just forced to obey a new priority: her position. The slide became uneven, stuttering in zones, creating footholds where there should have been none.“Urara—ram.”Haru’s sprint changed. She cut inward, compressing her cyclone into a single, brutal stream—debris spinning faster, tighter, heavier. The orbit became a drill-bit of stone and ice.“Flandre—shatter the seam.”Flandre’s eyes locked on the exposed scar. One squeeze of intent—silent, precise—and the seam fractured through multiple layers at once. A deep, resonant crack echoed like a bell struck inside the earth.Bison clenched his fists. Psycho Power surged into Haru’s drill, turning it violet at the edges, sharpening it from brute force into a guided weapon.“Now.”Haru drove the drill forward. It punched into the weakened seam with a grinding scream. The Mountain’s face buckled inward—supporting shelves collapsing like dominoes. Makima kept the kill-zone stable, preventing the terrain from sliding away too soon. Flandre triggered secondary breaks, popping internal supports one after another.The Mountain’s crown slumped.Then the entire mass collapsed—not exploding, but folding inward in a catastrophic cave-in that spilled rubble across the boundary line like a defeated tide.Dust settled. Silence returned.The bell rang. WINNER: M. BISON.Bison turned without looking back. Behind him, three Dolls stood perfectly still—awaiting the next command—while the Mountain lay reduced to nothing more than debris.
>>151946476post Bison destroying a mountain you tranny
Can you fuck off with this roleplay shit take it to character.ai or something
>>151946486>I-I-I-I-I-I-I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!
U-UMMM JUST BECAUSE BISON HAS NEVER DESTROYED A MOUNTAIN DOESN'T MEAN HE CANT, OKAY? JUST LIKE KRATOS CAN DESTROY A MOON EVEN THOUGH HE'S NEVER DONE IT!
>>151946351https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSsBxm4jErS/?igsh=ZW95MDIybWMwMDE2Fionna's Universe was created by Prismo and every other Huntress is a biologically woman
>>151946476M18 Goku vs Yugi MutoThe ring was simple—no terrain, no tricks.Goku waved, bright-eyed. “Yugi, right? I’ve heard you’re incredible. I’m excited!”Yugi Muto snapped his Duel Disk into place and smiled back. “And you’re a fighter who keeps improving. I’ll have to be perfect.”The bell rang.Goku moved first—fast but careful—testing with light taps meant to gauge, not harm. Yugi answered with a summon: a guardian of light rose between them, forcing distance. Goku slipped aside, impressed. “Whoa! That timing’s really smart.”Yugi’s eyes narrowed in focus. “And your footwork is even better than I imagined.”Goku blinked behind the guardian in a blur and tapped it, destabilizing it without brutality. Yugi set two cards face-down with a crisp click, then triggered a trap that thickened the air around Goku’s feet for a heartbeat.Goku hopped free, grinning. “Nice! You almost caught me.”Yugi nodded. “You adapted instantly. That’s rare.”They circled—speed and strategy, each learning the other’s rhythm—both smiling, both serious.1/3
>>151946518no they're not. Fionna's universe was created by Prismo to be a genderbend world, and genderbend Huntress is a woman pretending to be a man. You do the math.Also canon Huntress has no vagina or tits. "She" is not a woman.
>>151946518FUARK!?!? MORDEKEKS AND RIGSHARTS!?!? WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY DISCUSS POWERSCALING INSTEAD OF TRANNIES NOW!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>151946529Yugi accelerated—cards snapping down in clean sequence. Each time Goku bypassed a summon, a trap angled him away from the safest lane, quietly steering him toward the boundary.Goku’s grin softened into respect. “You’re not just reacting… you’re planning two moves ahead.”Yugi’s voice stayed calm. “And you’re not just fast. You choose the safest answer every time.”Ancient symbols ignited on the Duel Disk—five cards aligning like a lock clicking shut. The arena brightened with a pressure that felt like the duel itself holding its breath.Yugi lifted his arm. “This is my best. HORAKHTY—GOD OF LIGHT!”Radiance rose—serene, absolute—forming a towering figure of pure light. The ring’s space began to fold gently, decisively, as if the match were being finalized.Goku slid back a step, eyes wide with awe. “That’s… amazing, Yugi. I can feel it—if that completes, it’s over.”Yugi nodded once, proud but respectful. “You understood immediately. That’s why you’re so strong.”Horakhty’s hand lifted, light thickening like a closing curtain. The boundary line shimmered, ready to “place” Goku outside the ring without harming him—simply declaring the duel finished.Goku steadied his breathing, still smiling. “Then I’ll answer with everything I’ve got.”Yugi met his gaze. “Good. I want to see it.”The light intensified. Seconds remained.2/3
>>151946458https://youtu.be/oimF2ePg99w?t=104Literally DIRECTLY from Adam Muto himself. Huntress/Hunter is a trannyand did you not even watch the episode lmao. Declares everyone must call xim They/Them
>>151946534isn't Genderbent Ice King not even a human in that universe?
>>151946540Read >>151946547your pussy verse for low-t tumblr soiboys is infested with canon trannies
>>151946548No. She's a regular human. She sells icecream and plays the keyboard for kittens in the park like all quirky californians do
>>151946534She’s a plant, just as much as Flame Princess is literal fire or Princess Bubblegum is a wad of gum.
>>151946546>>151946529Horakhty’s hand lowered—finality closing like a door. Goku smiled even now.“Yugi… that’s seriously incredible,” he said softly. “So I’ll answer with my best too.”He exhaled—and everything inside him went quiet.His stance loosened, eyes silvered—Mastered Ultra Instinct. No strain, no anger—only perfect motion.Yugi’s eyes widened, but he didn’t panic. Instead, he smiled. “So this is the state you reach… when you truly trust yourself.”Goku nodded lightly. “Yeah. And your timing pushed me into it.”Reality folded, trying to place Goku beyond the boundary—yet Mastered Ultra Instinct moved him along the last thin thread of possibility. He slipped through gaps that existed for only a heartbeat, feet landing exactly where the “end” hadn’t sealed yet.One opening.Goku appeared before Horakhty’s core radiance, hands cupped. “Ka...Me...”Yugi called out, not in anger, but with pride. “Horakhty—finish it!”Goku smiled. “Ha...Me....!“HAAAA!”A focused wave erupted, striking the heart of the manifestation. Horakhty’s symbols cracked, the folding boundary stuttered—then the God of Light shattered into gentle motes before the conclusion could lock.Yugi stumbled, Duel Disk flickering, then steadied himself. “Amazing… you found the only moment.”Goku’s silver faded as he stepped forward with a respectful ring-out push. Yugi crossed the line.The bell rang. WINNER: GOKU.Goku laughed, relieved. “That was so close! Your strategy’s insane.”Yugi smiled back. “And your instinct is something I’ll never forget. Thank you… for a perfect duel.”
>>151946547>no source for interviewKEKAROOOOOO!
>>151946564But flame princess and Bubblegum both cover their tits and cover privates. Because they have something to cover.They had multiple episodes thrusting this queer's naked chest and crotch in your face to show that Xe is flat and androgynous and featureless as a gender snowflake can possibly be
>>151946581Boom.https://www.them.us/story/adventure-time-fionna-cake-hunter-trans-top-surgery-scarsCommit 41%
>>151946476MountainGODS we had a good run
My oshi got married!
>>151946534>PasticheFarmworld predated Fionna and Cake btw https://youtu.be/-5L6p2wQLlM
>>151946600>Makima's VAohnononononono
>>151946396>>151946423all fights are random
>>151946600Yeah to me
>Obsession with trannies with characters who have not even appeared in Death Battle>AI spam>fetish spam Great thread
>>151946601Farmworld isn't a parallel or counter world, it's alternate.In there Huntress lives in a completely different timeperiod, and is a human being not a quirk chungus plant creature
How does an AI know how to handle Goku's personality more than twitter powerscalers
>>151946578>>151946476M.Bison (Alongside Haru Urara, Makima and Flandre) vs Goku FINALS
>>151946626>rasndomYeah shut it down
>>151946633>try to force pussy tranny Soi show like Adventure Time into Death Battle>be confused when trannies show up
>>151946597>no link or source to actual interview>literal Xitter links that leads to fan’s headcanons insteadYou lost. Tranny VA is deluded.
>>151946645an AI can't self-insert because it has no pathetic emotions to compensate for. It will just write it as is to the best of its knowledge
>>151946651Make a separate thread whining about trannies, election tourist
>>151946655them.us are the interviewers, dumbassthat's not a Xitter link, it's a news story. Also, watch the damn show
>>151946669make a seperate adventure time thread to force your tranny show for pussies into. Death Battle is for manly series, not badly drawn stick figures standing in a circle and crying series
>>151946586>astral form>thinking censorship matters when any show can just straight up erase nipples or crotch on screenWatch the Chainsaw Man movie, the pool scene.
>>151946691>Death Battle is for manly seriesThis.
FINE FINE I GET IT MY HERO IS A FAGGOT JOBBER I ADMIT IT, OKAY!!
>>151946702Bisonbros…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBZggmraENc&t=110shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ILz5-9koI&t=21sMordeCHAD... KINGby...
>>151946702Finnbro...
>>151946691You're trying way too hard. The only one talking about trannies is you. Wonder why you're so obsessed with them
>>151946697you see "her" physical form too. She spends an entire episode with no clothes on at all, because the tranny californian dyed-hair writers wanted to shove it in your face for a full episode that Xe is a speshul androgynous gender snowflake
Honestly the fact that Yugi got as far as he did is impressive
>>151946698What's this weak, 'needs to warm up to be mountain-level' bitch doing sitting on a throne?Even Naruto MOGS this weak SISSY.
Dr. Emmett Lathrop Brown solos your verse
>>151943209God I remember respect threads. Some of those can be so damn bad, I remember some Mario ones that barely showed anything.
>>151946647>>151946578>>151946476FINALS Goku vs M.BisonThe arena turned violet the moment M. Bison stepped in. Behind him, three figures stood in perfect formation—eyes empty, movements precise: Makima, Flandre Scarlet, and Haru Urara.Goku frowned, not at Bison—at them. “They don’t look like they’re choosing this.”Bison smiled. “Choice is a luxury. Shadaloo provides purpose.”The bell rang.Haru moved first—no joy, only speed—circling in widening loops that kicked dust into a cutting wind. Flandre rose above the ring, crystals aligned like blades, and Makima advanced with calm inevitability, her presence pressing like gravity.Goku dodged Haru’s pressure-wake, ducked a razor arc from Flandre’s crystal volley, then slipped past Makima’s line like water through fingers. He pulled every hit short—deflecting wrists, redirecting momentum, never striking to harm.“You’re holding back” Bison observed.Goku’s eyes stayed locked on the Dolls, this time he seemed to be taking the fight seriously and more than just a fun spar “I’m getting them back!”Makima’s voice came out flat. “Submit.”The word carried force—yet Goku’s stance didn’t fold. He slid, breathed, and let it pass without letting it enter him. Bison’s grin widened; he lifted a hand and Psycho Power surged through the Dolls like a command-link.“If you wont submit, Then let us see you dance!” Bison said softly.The three attacked in perfect sync.And Goku realized: to win, he’d have to measure his power perfectly, to knock them out while going for the kill against Bison, who mockingly laughed at his foe, Psycho Power aura making several blasts of purple energy disturb Goku's dodge patterns with closed arms.1/3
>>151946697is this an "astral" form too?
>>151946718KIIIIIIIINGS!!!
>>151946722adventure time is a tranny series where everything is just about being gay and crying about your feelings and acting like a quirky woman, only watched by twitter troons, so...
I literally physically CANNOT stop talking about penis.
Mordecai and Rigby fuck Huntress Wizard in front of Finnbut when they find out that he's a canon willing cuckold and has been in an open relationship for 12+ years, they settle for roping finn instead and reminding him he will never be a woman
>>151946790KINGtos scholar...
>>151946790no need to stop posting your AI slop to tell us
>>151946731Enough coping, anon. Kratos gapes your verse.
>>151946754Bison’s Dolls moved like a single mind.Haru Urara ran first, no joy, only function, circling tighter until her speed became a moving wall. Each lap shaved away Goku’s space, her pressure-wake kicking loose grit into a cutting ring-storm.Above, Flandre Scarlet hovered, crystals aligned like blades. Snapping volleys into the exact lanes Haru was steering Goku toward. Every dodge became a prediction.And at the center, Makima advanced with calm inevitability. Not fast, just unavoidable. Her voice was flat, carrying that oppressive weight: “Stop.”Goku felt his body hesitate for a fraction, then he forced motion, slipping aside. He smiled, but it was tight now. “You’re all incredible… which makes this worse.”Haru’s loop snapped smaller, Goku’s back nearly brushed the boundary line. Flandre’s crystals pinned the last safe angle. Makima stepped in and the space in front of him felt like it belonged to her.Goku tried to keep it gentle, redirecting, tapping, never to kill, yet one mistake would mean ring-out… or worse, Bison getting the chance to get a hit in“Come on, Goku!” Bison called, amused. “Kill them to get to me! They are disposable to the strong like us!”A crystal clipped Goku’s sleeve, just a graze, but a warning. Haru’s storm hit his footing. Makima’s command pressed againFor the first time, Goku’s grin vanished. He inhaled slowly, centering. “Okay… I get it.”His body started moving before thought, micro-steps, perfect angles, like something inside him had taken the wheel. The air around him changed: quieter, sharperMakima’s eyes flickered, sensing it. Flandre paused mid-volley. Even Haru’s stride hesitated.Bison’s smile widened into a predator’s grin. “Ah… there it is. That state.”He spread his arms as violet Psycho Power rose behind him like wings. “Good. Reach for it. Because..."His voice dropped, thrilled. “…you’ll need it to survive my true Power.”2/3
The King of KINGS!
Trannies BROKE my mind…
Kratos HEALED my mind...
Trans Kratos broke and healed my mind.
>>151946770
>>151946852The LORE KINGS... and Mahoraga for some reason.
>>151946852My HEROES... and some wall level anime faggot
>>151946863Wow, Finn won a big Bussywell, "won" as in this femboy man will cheat on him for 12+ years of the open relationship, butt Finn will get his bunghole after the other gay men are done railing it
>>151946852BEASTS!.....oh, ew that loser Dante is trying to leech again, someone call Cloive please
>>151946876Kratos isn't anime.
>>151946869>>151946876Mahoraga has better feats than the other three funnily enough
>>151946852why is mahoraga there
>>151946869>>151946876DONEhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mahoraga
>>151946852SCHOLARS!...oh and KINGtos before he became a better man (he was only multiversal+++ then)
>>151946897he's been revealed as an alien, making him an illegal immigrant and thus a BETTER MAN
>>151946883Seek professional help
Well?
>>151946914Watch a show for men with testicles
Why are Mordecucks and Rigbitches obsessed with trannies and NTR?
>>151946922>Kyle Rayner>Not WhiteWhat
>>151946922Simon let a brown fuck the woman he loves, and worshipped that brown like a god for the rest of his life
>>151946898>At least Hypersonic[Statistics Values 4] with Relativistic[Statistics Values 5] reactions (Could keep up with and react to Gojo, managing to defend Sukuna from his attacks several times.[3][9])When the fuck did they upgrade JJK's speed?
Kratos won this thread.
>>151946929You sound upset.
>>151946922Link to the reddit post?
>>151946933The Mask isn't brown
>>151946830Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
>>151946961https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/1q0f0rd/if_you_see_any_post_from_this_guy_please_just/
>>151946946More like curious, but then I remembered where we are.
>>151946978>this is the best /dbg/ can doThis general is so FUARKING.... weak....
>>151946978kek
>>151946897He adapted to the lore
>>151946830>>151946754Bison's winnin this
>>151947025>>151947025>>151947025new
>>151946754>>151946830GOKU SAVE URARA NOW
>>151946830>>151946754Bison laughed, and the violet aura collapsed inward, then detonated outward in a cold, blinding flare.When the light cleared, he stood in a white uniform, Psycho Power burning like pale fire around him. His voice sounded sharper, heavier. “Gaze upon my power as you perish!"Behind Goku, the Dolls surged again, Haru’s storm, Flandre’s crystal angles, Makima’s bang, trying to pin him in place so Bison could finish himGoku’s eyes stayed silver“Sorry” he whispered, and movedThree motions, too clean to follow:A gentle chop to Haru’s shoulder as he stepped through her loop, Haru’s legs gave out, passing out before she hit the floorA fingertip tap to Flandre’s wrist at the exact moment she fired, her crystals shattered into harmless light and she slumped, unconsciousA palm to Makima’s collarbone, Makima’s eyes widened, then softened as she dropped.Goku turned to Bison “Now it’s just you”Bison answered with white Psycho waves that bent the air and warped distance. Goku slipped through them, but each dodge was razor-thin; the power mighty enough to crush him.“You can’t dance forever!” Bison roared, closing in with a crushing strike, using all his power into a mighty..."PSYCHO CRUSHER!"Goku felt the pressure clamp, then forced a breath.He surged forward, Divine aura spiraling. “DRAGON...FIST!” A golden dragon-shaped burst tore through the Psycho storm, drilling straight into Bison’s core. The white aura cracked like porcelain. Bison’s eyes flared—then went wide as the force carried him back and vaporized him into atomsWINNER AND CHAMPION OF THE 2025 TOURNEY: SON GOKU.Silence… then the white Psycho glow faded.Haru stirred first, blinking. Flandre gasped like waking from a bad dream. Makima sat up slowly, eyes clear.Goku’s silver faded. He exhaled, smiling shakily. “You’re all back. Good.Man, if that guy wasn't a jerk...he'd be a great rival."
>>151947052THE WINNER IS GOKUCHAMPION OF THE 2025 TOURNEY
>>151947076My HERO!
>>151946824>enough coping>literal statements by the developers is 'coping'lol, stfu you 'sub-mountain level till I warm up' bitch
>>151946154THIS 10000%
>>151946119THIS 1000000000%
DMG COME BACKYOU CAN BLAME ITALLONME
>>151942554Outerversal Ember (if you know you know)
>>151945663Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151944374Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151944248Just kill yourself listtroon.
>>151947052>>151947076>>151947287Kill yourself listtroon.