Family Simp
Kratos won the last thread.
Listen up you retards because I'm about to enlighten all of your weak mindsFutanaris are straight, just like Pegging is straight.Why?Let's begin to look at what a Futanari is:Futas are essentially biological women (100% female) who for one reason or another have cocks (often times perfect pristine cocks or huge inhumane ones)Futas came up as a way for Doujin artist to pair up female characters and have them be responsive during sex (a strap on may please your partner but I doesn't do anything for the one pegging)In other words Futas are a fantasy about women being able to penetrate while also feeling it.Now why are they straight? Well implying we are talking about FUTA on male they would be straight because sexuality is very clear cut in these aspects, when a man has sex with a woman they are having Heterosexual sex. There's no room for interpretation here, whatever you believe or think a man should do during sex is irrelevant. If you have sex with a woman you are engaging in straight sex, and if you actively chase after more straight sex you are indeed a straight man.And since we stablished before: Futas NEED by definition to be biological women.Also you can't try to use real life "equivalents" to futas in order to prove they are gay. Because such a thing doesn't exist. Futas have exaggerated dicks, often inhumanly huge or extremely smooth and perfect, also trannies in real life are MEN so they can't be futas by definition.So yes, Futas are straight because the fantasy relies on the involvement of a real woman, something straight.And if you want to argue that the OBJECTIVE definition of straight sex is wrong and that sexuality is more about behavior then I'll assume you are a tranny since that's quite literally the arguments they employ to justify their mental illness.
finally a tranny free thread
KING.
Omg guys I just got my meds!!! I can begin transitioning now!!! I'm so happy
>>151947056Adventure Time Sister...don't do this...
>>151947049never mind
Kratos broke you.
>>151947056OMG I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU FINNSISTER!
>>151947047Steven is gives women and even brown 'women' the ick. His fans are so insecure that they deny the fact he cried and threw a tantrum when his family and friends aren't on their knees BEGGING
>Goku vs Sonic and the shartnic/dbz posting>Freddy vs Pennywise and the sewer orgy>Danny vs Ichigo and the danny/bleachposting>682 vs Doomsday and the scptroon posting>Mordecai/Rigby vs Finn/Jake and the kekold posting>Omori vs Isaac/Room and the shotaposting>Geats vs Nero and the futaposting>Cloak and Dagger versus Okarun and Momo or Terrific/Fantastic for BBC cuckpostingLET THE KINO BEGIN!
>>151947082I CAN'T TREE
KAMEN FUARKING RIDERRRRR
>>151947056What does KINGtos have to say to this?
>>151947056KINGtos SCHOLAR! Congrats!
>>151947044 This SHOULD work but as you can see the diehard Gojo stans are sore winners saying "Limitless would just tank lolololol" and the sad part is Death Battle encouraged them with the episode itself AND in the Question and Answer they did right after. They can just say Gojo's numbers are bigger and it doesn't matter because Death Battle said so.Fuck. THat.Fuck this episode. Fuck Gojo fans. Fuck Death Battle.This was the biggest amount of disrespect I have seen towards Makima and Makima fans and the Gojo sore winners just make it worse.This is why we NEED a rematch ASAP and we need to get them to approach this on a more fair level and to actually give Makima everything she can bring. Including Gun Devil. And they better not just bitch out and say "but Goejo is bigger lolol" NOTHATSNOTHOWTHAT WORKSGUN DEVIL IS LIMITLESS. FUCK OFF.This episode and its aftermath singlehandedly ruined my Christmas season.
>Steven is gives women
>>151947025FINE FINE I ADMIT IT MY HERO IS A FUCKING FAGGOT JOBBER WEAKLING
>>151947120How he looks after soloing both DC and Marvel at once
>>151947134Steven is literally Jewish and Alien
>>151947056Remember to be a good girl and lock your clit.
*kills the entire MHA, JJK, DEMON SLAYER, BC AND ONE PIECE VERSES*yeah, yup, that's the HOKAGE right there son
>>151947121TolejoStar...
>>151947025>>151946830>>151946754Bison laughed, and the violet aura collapsed inward, then detonated outward in a cold, blinding flareWhen the light cleared, he stood in a white uniform, Psycho Power burning like pale fire around him. His voice sounded sharper, heavier. “Gaze upon my power as you perish!"Behind Goku, the Dolls surged again, Haru’s storm, Flandre’s crystal angles, Makima’s bang, trying to pin him in place so Bison could finish himGoku’s eyes stayed silver“Sorry” he whispered, and movedThree motions, too clean to follow:A gentle chop to Haru’s shoulder as he stepped through her loop, Haru’s legs gave out, passing out before she hit the floorA fingertip tap to Flandre’s wrist at the exact moment she fired, her crystals shattered into harmless light and she slumped, unconsciousA palm to Makima’s collarbone, Makima’s eyes widened, then softened as she droppedGoku turned to Bison “Now it’s just you”Bison answered with white Psycho waves that bent the air and warped distance. Goku slipped through them, but each dodge was razor-thin; the power mighty enough to crush him“You can’t dance forever!” Bison roared, closing in with a crushing strike, using all his power into a mighty..."PSYCHO CRUSHER!"Goku felt the pressure clamp, then forced a breathHe surged forward, Divine aura spiraling“DRAGON...FIST!”A golden dragon-shaped burst tore through the Psycho storm, drilling straight into Bison’s core. The white aura cracked like porcelain. Bison’s eyes flared—then went wide as the force carried him back and vaporized him into atomsWINNER AND CHAMPION OF THE 2025 TOURNEY: SON GOKUSilence… then the white Psycho glow fadedHaru stirred first, blinking. Flandre gasped like waking from a bad dream. Makima sat up slowly, eyes clearGoku’s silver faded. He exhaled, smiling shakily. “You’re all back. Good.Man, if that guy wasn't a jerk, he'd be a great rival"
Reminder that SHITnic the KEKhog is a JOBBER that gets GAPED by ALL of FICTION
>>151947161>ducking fairy tailYup YUP
>ky kiske's worst nightmare
>>151947154Post Super Sonic being eaten by an alligator
>>151947173KEK, I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR IRRELEVANT VERSE LMAO
>>151947113Kek, Based, Tree.
>Omori vs RoomGenuinely who asked for this and why the fuck is it a possibility we're getting it? Who the fuck is Room?
>>151947174Ky's worst nightmare is Dizzy forgetting to lube up her cock
>>151947161>ducking Bleach
>>151947191Its gonna be Omori vs Madotsuki
>>151947195Bleach is, like Naruto, stronger than all those verses too.
>>151947172Truth Nuke.
Say. My. NAME!
>>151947172First gaped by MarioThen gaped by PokemonThen gaped by GenshinThen gaped by FlashThen gaped by MufasaNow they're looking to be gaped by GokuEveryone get in line, every verse is gonna get their turn beating Sonic to a toothless pulp
>>151947042's gayest fraud award
>>151947202Finnbros, surely we can match this...
>>151947244ENTER
>>151947244listroon won that actually
>>151947191>Genuinely who asked for thisIt's been pushed by the top mod of DBM for years and unfortunately now John (the black Simonfag storyboarder you may have seen once or twice)>why the fuck is it a possibility we're getting it?It's getting shilled extremely hard and John said it's his second favorite fight after Simon vs Kyle>Who the fuck is RoomHe's from a web series called Boisvert, which is basically just analog horror that's supposed to maybe be about trauma but it can really be about pretty much whatever you want since the entire series is a schizophrenic mess deliberately. As a result he doesn't really have any feats but you can kind of make up stuff like he has "power copying" because his body kind of morphs.People have also written "blogs" that explain the "cosmology" of the series which with dimensional tiering you can claim that he's outerversal because he apparently transcends an infinite number of multiversal narratives. A lot of the research was also done via Discord posts.Unfortunately Omori vs Mob, Omori vs Isaac, Omori vs Batter, etc. aren't pushed nearly as hard despite being decently popular fights so that's likely the one we're getting.
>>151947259You realize they most likely just aren't going to do an Omori episode in the first place
In a world full of unkindness....Be a punk rocker.
>>151947291and take HRT
>>151947202>>151947248Finn will KINGtos his way to victory, btw.
>>151947271Idk he was featured on the champion's island competition so maybe he's on their radar
>>151947256>>151947257Nope!
>>151947271I would vastly prefer that yeah, but sadly Omori is extremely popular. Thankfully not to the level of something like SCP where it definitely seems like they're going to cow to fan pressure and make an SCP episode, but it's a never say never situation sadly
>>151947311Gay is more powerful than Bi.
can i just say that I am a trans Sonic the Hedgehog fan and ya'll need to stop the transphobia right now because most of us sonic folx are trans too?? It's called basic human decency, sweetie.
>>151947303He was one of the characters that was submitted but not included like sonic.exe. Fucking Captain Underpants got in over him.
>solos MHA
>>151947311POWERFUL! I BET KRATOS TOOK A BUNCH OF LOADS IN HIS BOYHOLE OVER THE YEARS BEFORE HE FOUND HIS WIFE!
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.
Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and Mario and their entire verses
>>151947176That's way too specific anon
>>151947352That either indicates they don't want to use him ever for an episode or they're working on an episode already. Apparently the researchers have said they don't feel comfortable powerscaling a depressed suicidal child's tulpa so it may be the former
and I'm gay.
>>151947358>so insecure he couldn't decide >Meanwhile Mike is confident in his boy love and never looked backYep, Mike defeats composite Bi Kratos.
>>151947355Who?
>>151947176
Demon back? Haki knots placed by Motobe to PROTECT Yujiro.
I recorded my live reaction when I saw Mario bootyblast Sonic:https://youtu.be/GINZXPqNUKI?t=2077
>>151947392
>>151947408Speaking of Yujiro. Who wins this?
>>151947224VS Wiki puts Cream the Rabbit at low multiversal btw. Power Scalers are all retarded and mentally ill and should all be killed via scientific experimentation.
Would Naruto beat Akainu in paperwork competition.
>>151947248>>151947202Mordecai knows Death Kwon Do, including the Death Block which can block literally anything. Finn does not know the Death Block, so Finn has no win condition.
>>151947359KRATOS!!!!!!!!!!!>>151947366Shartnic...>>151947437Yujiro. Jason will literally never touch him, and with demon back Yujiro is 100% stronger than Jason.Hell, Yujiro would probably go swimming in Camp Crystal Lake for fun, just to piss Jason off even more.
>>151947437Jason gets blown to pieces by firearms in Jason Goes To Hell, a regular machete was able to cleave his skull apart and kill him, and he was melted by acid. Yujiro will probably win.
>>151947457No because Naruto gets too busy jerking off to Raikage railing his wife and daughter too often
>>151947458How is this even debatable
>>151947056Reminder to kill yourself listtroon.
>>151947164Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151947465>>151947475He'd likely have Jason X.
>>151947537BabyKING gapes your cosmology.
Who takes it?
>>151947537...and then he troons out. Many such cases
>>151947437Novel Jason X stomps
>>151947537neg diffed by TroonGODS
>>151947566Neo.
Last one of the yearwho wins?Cell vs Metal Sonic
>>151947396EXIT
>>151947603
>>151947603Cell
>>151947603spite fight and pity win for metal
Knucklesbros...
Kill Finn and Jake Kill Finn and Jake Kill Finn and Jake Woooh oooohhhhhKill Finn and Jake
Doomsisters? Our response?
>>151947259>omori vs mobmob is a car victimomori vs frisk would be better and also cause the biggest shitstorm
>>151947612My FUCKING hero.
>>151947603Metal
>>151947615...in La-la Land.
>>151947647...jobs to a wall, electricity, water, chaos spears, and also his superform's strongest attack is throwing boats
>>151947695…and all that is stronger then a bunch of regular football players and a child
Necromorphs vs the Flood
>>151947569>>151947590Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151947637Why would Frisk cause any controversy
>>151947753Necros JOB to FloodGODS
>>151947174Nope ky still dunks on her
>>151947457No because Naruto forgot he could use the shadow clone jitsu to speed up his paperwork
>>151947932Naruto would rather send a shadow clone to see his family than leave a clone to do paperwork
>>151947476It really makes me uncomfortable watching women with BBCs and how excited they are with them. I feel worthless knowing I can't compete
DAMN IT! These fish sticks are as hard as TITS!
Omori vs Room soon
...to be deconfirmed
BRING ME BATKEK
So does Mordekino and RigCHAD beat Bin and JokePlease tell me this is not a Kratos Asura tier mu that the latter wins via LOREE
>>151947366Truth nuke.
>>151947603Metal's pity win.
>>151948108it's a lore win
pity win omori
>>151947603Omega should be the one to gape Cell so both Zero and his body beat both
>>151947932>shadow clone jitsu to speed up his paperworkHe does that already. He's just a dummy compared to Genius Kakashi, Greatest Medical-Nin Tsunade, Genius Minato, Professor Hiruzen, and Inventor Tobirama. The kids is so fucking stupid, he didn't know what nature release is.
I think I know the perfect opponent for bobobo.
>>151948108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBZggmraENc&t=110shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ILz5-9koI&t=21sIt might just be another feats vs lore matchup.
>>151948179Sasuke
>>151948151Is Omega really that strong?
>>151948179Kratos
>>151948183Frank Drebinhttps://youtu.be/4He0gYZ_QGc?si=YLrrzIsK6HuiWosh
>>151948146Omori gets completely raped by the shitty analog horror OC thing so it's actually pity win room (it's where hulk lives)
>>151947612Holy FUCK! How'd he do that?
>>151948108Is it even "Lore" if the every director involved says it's not true?
>>151948285Kratos can do this too btw.
>>151948319Kratos can be knocked out by a rock? Wait I believe you.
>>151947174Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151947161That's a more impressive feat than anything Goku ever did.
>>151948285>Needing Super Plagerism 2 No
>Baki and Punisher Max Eastern and Western Kino
>>151948454616 Kingpin would've been the rapist
>>151947396Haha how can Sonic escape now with his super form hes gonna sit in that belly and flail around haha
>>151948501Yoshifag…
>>151948454Nothing says threatening villain you should take seriously like them getting ass raped by a black guy
Unironically where do we scale Kratos?
>>151948094Why'd incel Reed turn himself into a tree?
>>151948301That didn't stop KINGTOS
If mordecai and rigby dont win despite every single crazy thing they can do ON SCREEN because of adventure troon lore i am literally never watching DB again outside of webms and co threads
>>151948575so he can use the power of the Void
don't mordecai and rigby need amps to get above finn and jake's on-screen feats though? jake literally grows as big as a planet at one point
Captain UnderCHADnts should be on DBPlanetary BEAST
>>151948225Vsbwtards wanked the verse to 2-c via the cyberworld or some shit like that
>K.O. >Boomstick: Holy HELL that was a close one! >Wiz: TolejoStar may have had the initial strength advantage, but thanks to her HRT, Listtroon was able to close the gap pretty quickly. >Boomstick: I think you mean HE, Wiz. Listtroon's HRT needed some time to kick in, but luckily his speed was enough to overcome TolejoStar's SPED . >Wiz: Don't be a chud, Boomstick! Anyways, TolejoStar did have one advantage over her that he could always rely on. TEACHING. >Boomstick: But that begs the question. From everything we've seen from Listtroon, can he be taught? >Wiz: Analyzing Listtroon's posting patterns and her insistence on dogshit match ups, and the sheer persistence in which she shills those match ups, it's possible that she can overcome any of TolejoStar's attempts to TEACH her. >Boomstick: And without the ability to TEACH, TolejoStar quickly lost his initial stat advantage, and was susceptible to the finishing blow; being reminded that Ash lost. >Wiz: The constant reminders of Ash's loss was just too much for TolejoStar, and he wasn't fast enough or strong enough to TEACH Listtroon before she could wear him down. >Boomstick: Looks like this Star just couldn't make the List. >Wiz: The winner is Listtroon!
>>151948600Kino, can't wait for him to smuggle himself into 616 by being a splinter in Peter's ass.
>>151948646also shit like The Power would be only useful if they have better speed to activate its effect
>>151948665>Her
ENTEEEEEER
>>151948768THE QUEEN OF KEKSTHE JESTER OF JOBBERSTHE FRAUDLIEST OF FUTASARTOSIA!
>>151948768Nero has better featsBetter breasts A better cockSimply better.
>>151948768Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151948768Is there any character wanked by the authors of the franchise as much as her that also jobs as much as her?
>>151948844I feel like Artoria wank is just a mask Nasu hides behind to wank Nero
>>151948796>>151948813>>151948844Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151948857Some fag made his characters watch the banquet of kings and go "Artoria was actually right, did you know that? Here's why." completely in universe so idk.
Live listsis.
>>151948867All me btw. Every single post you don't like is me
>>151948665>>151948857>>151948914>>151948907Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151948927Kill yourself listtroon.
>It's... LIST... QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!
>TolejoStar meltie
>>151948867>>151948907>>151948914>>151948927>>151948931>>151948968Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151948375Kratos can do this too.
>KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon
>>151948986Listtroon is TEACHING TolejoStar
>>151948989>>151948983>>151949039>>151949086Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151949039GOON Bejita!
>>151949095Ash lost, TolejoStar
>>151949120>schizo delusionsKill yourself listtroon.
KAMEN FUARKING RIDERRRRRR
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151949219It's weird, Ultraman is more well known in America now...Hope Kamen Rider starts releasing their series like Ultraman did.
>>151949120This SHOULD work but as you can see the diehard r/DeathBattle stans are sore winners saying "TolejoStar was TEACHING lolololol" and the sad part is Death Battle encouraged them with the episode itself AND in the Question and Answer they did right after. They can just say TolejoStar's pastas are better and it doesn't matter because Death Battle said so.Fuck. THat.Fuck this episode. Fuck r/DeathBattle fans. Fuck Death Battle.This was the biggest amount of disrespect I have seen towards /dbg/ and /dbg/ fans and the r/DeathBattle sore winners just make it worse.This is why we NEED a rematch ASAP and we need to get them to approach this on a more fair level and to actually give /dbg/ everything we can bring. Including Listtroon. And they better not just bitch out and say "but TolejoStar was TEACHING lolol" NOTHATSNOTHOWTHAT WORKSLISTTROON IS LIMITLESS. FUCK OFF.This episode and its aftermath singlehandedly ruined my Christmas season.
>>151949322>admits he's spamming these threadsFuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
>>151949322KEKKYPOW
>>151949285TRVTH NVKE
>>151949314They started releasing the newest rider series in English in october of this year while Ultraman has been doing it for a while now
>>151949412>startedMasked Rider was attempted 20 years ago.
So, which series is the biggest punching bag here? Sonic, Bleach, Dragon Ball, God of War, or MHA?
>>151949434bleach. everyone else has wins, and even fans
>>151949434MHASonic is a close second but it only tends to get shat on when the one faggot comes around, MHA catches strays all the time
>>151949430NEWEST raider series. the og masked rider adaptation was dog shit and we didn't get another attempt till dragon knight. They're actually full on airing the current rider series on YouTube with English subs.
>>151949434RAPES and GAPES poster, KINGTOS poster, and Listroon keeps Sonic, God of War, and Dragon ball stocks at an all time low every day. MHA has been receiving tons of cuck slandering lately too.
>>151948094>city levelHellbat stomps
>ftl and a planet buster WITHOUT lore or scalingCan she do it?
>>151949530>MHA has been receiving tons of cuck slandering lately too.>lately
Rundown on who Tolejostar is?
>>151949588Guy who originally wrote the TEACHING copypasta on reddit, brought back into the spotlight because he had a complete melty over Ash losingSome speculate he might be an anon from here falseflagging but it's hard to say
>listroon rigged the ai so bison and goku could have a 2025 fraud offpathetic
So where do we actually scale Kratos and who would be a good matchup? Is lore entirely invalid?
>>151949607He did post on other subreddits before going full Death Battle, so I think he's legit.
>>151949607Lmfao what teaching copypasta? Also I need to see more of this
>>151949574I've seen anons post a good amount of feats for Nero but it's been several months and I still have no fucking idea what Geats can do
>>151949607>>151949628His "Ash vs Yugi rewrite" proves he's a trollThe blatant Ash bias and XY glazing feels too deliberate
>>151949704Or he's just an autist. That's not even the most autistic thing I've seen this month.
Give me matchups for dcau amazo
Scrolling through TolejoStar's profile right now. Holy shit, this guy is a fucking lunatic. Listtroon's true rival
>>151949748Still a sean's victim
>>151949716No. You don't understand. This autism is too deliberate and is made to specifically mimic the absurd XY fanboys who think its the best series with the best team and think Ash-Greninja can take on fucking gods. I think all of the XY mons in his rewrite got a moment to shine. There's no way this is not a deliberate piss take.
>>151949735infinity ultron
>>151949637He actually broke these threads with the pasta.https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/s/vKOrcGDnI1
>>151949704post it please, I can't find it
>>151949871https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/s/JpjW5tkpJS
>>151949809None of us here have give a shit about moronic pokefag genwars so it would make no sense to troll with that
even if he is an anon from here i have to give him props for the TEACHING copypasta, it's so expertly crafted to be annoying, it rivals some of the top /dbs/ copypastas
>>151949900kek thanks>Noivern uses its Boom Burst and Hawlucha uses its flying press to damage the Dragon of Ra, giving Solgaleo enough of an opening to tackle it down and destroy it with Sunsteel Strike and show it who the true master of the sun is.>Yugi tries to use Time Wizard to rewind time and Ash sees it revert Noivern and Hawlucha back to eggs, so he has Pikachu disarm one of Yugi’s monsters (one of the magnet soldiers maybe) to throw their weapon at Time Wizard, stopping the spinner and leaving it vulnerable to being destroyed by Talonflame.LMAO THE SEETHE IS PALPABLE
Technically, Godzilla is 2-1
>>151949952Mechagodzilla doesnt count
The discourse around Asura vs Kratos saddens meI have been a long time lurker of this subreddit and r/whowouldwin and while things got bad it didn't feel this bad...Can the Asura fans please just accept the results and move on? You don't have to agree but throwing a week long tantrum over it is just dissuading newcomers to the VS scene. I know how it feels, I was also in a depression after seeing Buu and Saitama lose, but I never threw a week long tantrum over it.Can we please just all relax and be better than this?
So is it just Listroon pushing for the diarrhea that is Danny vs Ichigo or has someone else come up with that horrible matchup before?
>>151949996>be better than thisThere it isHe HAS to be a fucking troll from here
>>151950016But the copypasta originated from him on Reddit.
>TEACHER>BETTER>KINGThe words that WARPED /dbg/
>>151949996>I never threw a week long tantrum over itYeah well… ruined your track record there buddy
Is Spore a featschad series?
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
>>151948665Kek reading this after being given context makes it even funnier
>>151950049Why exactly did Kratos die here?
I am still saddened at seeing how angry people are at this. Death Battle put a lot of work into this episode and it doesn't deserve this much vitriol. Please just accept that Asura lost and move on. I was thinking of playing Asura's Wrath after this episode because of how much I liked it, but all of the tantrums being thrown made me not want to anymore. It soured me on Asura and his games and I am confident I am not the only one who feels this way. Is this what you wanted? Because it's what you got.
>>151947753FloodGODS are legitimately one of, if not the most dangerous 'infection/swarm' type enemies in fiction.Hell, drop them in 40k, and if they don't get exterminatus'd before they take over a couple of planets, and it's game over.
>>151950071>games
>>151948536considering it seems to have taken like 6 dudes to take Kingpin down, and what Kingpin did to that dude and his wife afterwards, yeah, he's pretty dangerous
There was poketard ok death battle reddit that was still seething over pokemon vs Digimon even he is still commenting over that video
You have all vindicated my opinion about Kratos vs Asura.I was here from the start saying it was a good animation and I got dogpiled for it. And now you all caused DevilArtemis to quit over it. I hope you salty Asura fans are proud of yourselves. It feels good to be proven right in the end
>>151949987Yes it does
>>151950049I hope 2026 gives us better material than this I'm sick of this fucking meme
>>151950107There's a lot of them. All throughout the Ash/Yugi waiting period, a bunch of them going>"Ugh, they better not call Pokemon SLAVES again!"
>>151950005I mean, the themes are there. Part-ghost ghost hunters from ghost hunting lineages that venture into ghost worlds that are filled with beings the authors insist are not ghosts despite all previous identification as such. I think some people really like the possibility that Death Battle would have to claim with a straight face that Danny Phantom is multiverse level, and that it is entirely possible the Fenton Thermos is a piece of kit that Ichigo has no genuine counter for. Or they want to avoid the boredom of the waiting period that Ichigo vs Yusuke will provide, since there's no real argument to be made for Yusuke winning.
>>151950135No it doesnt
To everyone who hated Kratos vs Asura... What do you hope to accomplish?What do you hope to accomplish with staying angry and fighting the results? It's been three weeks now and I still see people being angry at Death Battle. "Oh they got the scaling wrong" "Oh they got the characterization wrong"The DB team has many professional researchers. Don't you think they would have caught any inconsistency? And the writing wasn't even that bad . This was on track to be one of my favorite episodes and got me excited to try Asura's Wrath but now?...I don't want to and you all just ruined this episode for me. I'm a huge God of War fan and seeing the older, more fleshed out Kratos getting to shine was what I looked forward to most and I was hoping that there would be more positive discussions about it... But I guess that's too much to ask for.Edit: all your downvoting is only proving my point
>>151950194NO! US ASURA FANS ARE SORRY! DON'T LEAVE US!
>To everyone who hated Kratos vs Asura... What do you hope to accomplish?>What do you hope to accomplish with staying angry and fighting the results? It's been three weeks now and I still see people being angry at Death Battle. "Oh they got the scaling wrong" "Oh they got the characterization wrong">The DB team has many professional researchers. Don't you think they would have caught any inconsistency? And the writing wasn't even that bad . This was on track to be one of my favorite episodes and got me excited to try Asura's Wrath but now?...>I don't want to and you all just ruined this episode for me. I'm a huge God of War fan and seeing the older, more fleshed out Kratos getting to shine was what I looked forward to most and I was hoping that there would be more positive discussions about it... But I guess that's too much to ask for.>Edit: all your downvoting is only proving my point
Pre-Yugi vs Ash posts are pure gold
Stone Cold would stomp a hole in Kratos and walk it dry.
>>151950049>>151950071>>151950118>>151950194>>151950243PRESS O TO SHUT TOLEJOSTAR UP
>>151950194Thank you for TEACHING me TolejoStar...
>someone reposted this completely uncensored in order to “warn” people>mods won’t take it downDBM being based completely unintentionally.
Last onepinky promise
https://deathbyblog666.blogspot.com/2025/12/death-by-blog-pepsiman-vs-coca-cola-bear_01699761943.html?m=1KINGCA KINGLA BEAR!
>>151950243>scaling
>>151950303Refute this without sounding madI'll wait
>>151949988Bastardized Asura is now forever seen as canon thanks to DeathBattle. Gotta love it.
>>151950327Sure!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gcs5k8n-FY
It's uphttps://g1-team.com/2025/12/31/death-battle-predictions-percy-jackson-vs-zagreus/Percy won and of course both got way lower stats than SHITos
Weren't people calling Ash vs Yugi an ezwin for Yugi since the beginning? Even ignoring stats Yugi obviously has way more fuckin hax than Ash. Really feels like Ashfags were setting themselves up for failure.
>>151949988>Omniscient AI says “I never was” was a tragic self-deception and basically Asura’s copeKEKYLAPOW!
https://g1-team.com/2025/12/31/death-battle-predictions-percy-jackson-vs-zagreus/Percy won a close fight. Zagreus was a bit stronger, Percy is a lot faster, and he has experience with every tool in Zagreus' arsenal to make it more likely he can winAkatsuki vs Espada vs Warlords blog is 100% finished and coming out soon
>>151950349Yeah, pretty much everyone rooting for Ash was either delusional and/or fucking hates listroon
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was goodI know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
>>151950349Reddit gaslit themselves into thinking TrASH had a chance
>>151950352Stats wise it’s a Warlords win but hax wise Espada takes this.
>>151950352BUGGY SWEEP
>>151950345>>151950352>Titan scaling>There are people still convinced Harry vs Percy would be good
>>151949988>>151950338>people who never played the game or watched of of the cut scenes will forever believe Asura was just a rage monster like Kratos>they'll probably think Kratos is older than him toofucking hell
>>151950379funnily enough the blog has a whole segment about how stars in Percy Jackson aren't actually stars and how every constellation/celestial body feat probably isn't legit
>>151950379Harry gets similarly wanked in these blogs to be relativistic/FTL and mountain level or some shit
Key thing is that the blog mentions demigods in Percy Jackson have been able to power through death curses and that Percy can resist transmutation and hypnosis, which means even with a speed edge Harry doesn't have any instant win options
>Sonic doesn't even need to step out of his base form to stomp Mario according to this videoThoughts?
Does Harry even have a way to get past the Styx blessing? I know Percy loses it but I imagine they'd give it to him in a Death Battle
>>151950446why would i care about a youtube video by a literally who posted only 1 hour ago?
>>151950370>One Piece>higher stats than Bleach or Naruto
>>151950455>literal whoGODji-Chronic was frequent in these halls during Hulkzilla doe
>>151950446>Thoughts?
>>1519501066 normal dudes shouldn't equal someone who's able to work over Spider-Man.
>>151947366No
>Goji-ChronicOh no NO NO NO KAIJUTARDS
>>151950454Just the killing curse and even then he has to actually land it and there's good odds it does nothing unless he hits Percy in the back with it.
>>151950352Itachi will seal the win for the Akatsuki.None of the other contestants have a mangekyo sharingan and Itachi's blood, so they're all Tsukoyomi fodder.
>>151950446STOPFUCKING EMBARRASSING YOURSELF ACCEPT DEFEAT WITH DIGNITY
>>151950446
>>151950352>Akatsuki vs Espada vs WarlordsThis is just Baraggan vs Akatsuki lmao
>>151950476yes it does
I will be laughing REALLY fucking hard when Sonic beats Mario in MvS3
>>151949996What saddens me is that these unfunny schizo-babble meltdowns have lasted longer than any other shitty DB, except maybe ben vs hal
>>151950385Cazy how this episode actually has apologist defending it Or that DB cast unironically stands by the episode.
>>151950518Kratos made us better men. He will never be forgotten
>>151950476Those guys aren't normal, or at least the main guy doing the raping isn't, since when he found out what Kingpin was doing, he beat multiple guards to death and broke out of prison all on his own.And Spiderman is ALWAYS holding back. When he doesn't, he legit grabs Kingpin by the skin of his chest and slaps him like a little bitch into submission.>>151950500>JOBragganweaker than Starkk and Ulquiora.
>>151950503The crackheads were TEACHING Peter.
Doesn’t Percy resist magic via The Kane Chronicles crossover?
>>151950516Mario will win but Sonic will win against Goku if they ever do that episode. They said he beats Goku AND Kratos in the cast.
>>151950500Can't Stark just drown them in gran rey cero spam?
>>151950352>Akatsuki vs Espada vs WarlordsWait so what's the argument for Hancock not just instantly screwing over everyone who isn't Harribel and Konan?
>>151950536in the cast before Krasura when discussing Kratos vs Goku they also said Kratos was just an ordinary dude with no special power
>>151950459Most of the Akatsuki aren't even building level.
Gacha life death battle reactions are better than real people reacting to death battle to be honest
>>151950533It has been way too long since I read them but what magic resistance does he get? Also wouldn't Egyptian magic be different than Harry's?
>>151949988Literally a fate worst then death
>>151950529>weaker than Starkk and Ulquiora.His hax is what mattersAlso>Ulqiorra not being numero 4 because of his "muh Aizen hasn't seen THIS penis">>151950548If his stats are high enough maybe but at that point any of the Espada could probably do that
>>151950560I wanted to watch some of the "Pokegirls react to Ash vs Yugi" but them being told "its just a simulation" or something at the beginning spoils the fun. I want to see Serena go into a mental breakdown
>>151950550I don't think someone like Grimmjow would give a fuck
>>151949988The most iconic quote in all of Death Battle already. Literally only >Time, huh?Can rival it.
>>151950556they simply hadn't become enlightened yet
>>151950579I would assume that enough of them would give a fuck that it would basically completely tip favor towards the Warlords
>>151950556greek kratos is just an ordinary dude. Norse Kratos is basically the Buddha
>>151950583The truth is that the vast majority of people don't care about Kratos vs Asura, it's not even the most disliked episode of the season. It being some big turning point episode is just /dbg/ headcanon
Which episode mindbroke people worse? Ben vs Hal or Kratos vs Asura?
>>151950556They read the sacred texts(KINGtos cookbook) and were TOUGHT
>>151950550>that isn't Harribel or Konanuh... pretty sure Hancock's power works on women too, if they finder her the least bit attractiveunless they have the willpower to resist it, since a random vice admiral managed to do that>>151950575Segunda Etapa is a 20x power boost from Ulquiora's base.
>>151950607Ben vs Hal outside of /dbg/Kratos vs Asura within
>>151950605/dbg/ is the focal point of battleboarding.
>>151950446>Bowser survived the end of Galaxy 1 feat>Mario can hurt Bowser>Mario is universalOf god, not shit argument again.
Can Warlords and not Uchiha Akatsuki see the Espada?
>>151950607Kratos vs Asura had a much bigger impact here but Benpedos to this day are still seething uncontrollably about how DB don't understand Alien X is omnipotent in the comments of that video.
>>151950560>>151950577You need to be 18+ to post hereMental and physical
>>151950005Danny vs Ichigo is because it's a hysterical matchup between two characters getting wanked to multiversal+
Honestly, Kratos vs Asura was just almost 100% disrespectful towards Asura.Kratos got to do more of Asura's scenes than Asura did.He got to do Asura's Wyzen fist punch, and did it with zero effort.Kratos also looked like he took zero fucking damage the entire fight, and never looks pushed.
>>151950605>>151950620>>151950622only we were high iq enough to truly understand it. Like how scholars and learned men were the most vulnerable to going insane when they looked upon Cthulhu
>>151950647just because Kratos has not done any of Asura's scenes does not mean he couldn't
>>151950622Wrong
>>151950639the Warlord's probably all have observation haki, so maybe that will let them see them?I honestly don't know if they'll work the whole 'cant see them' thing into it though, wouldn't be very fair...
>>151950647how would someone with highballed 90,000 universes of power be able to damage or push someone with lowballed 990,000,000 - Infinity universes of power?
One Piece scaling is so weird. Pell, who is pretty low on the totem pole, gets hit with a city-wiping explosion point-blank and survives with only a few scars. Dude isn't even like, disfigured or missing a limb or anything.
>You're not a monster...not this time...>Monster, huh? Thanks for the tip.
>>151950607I don’t think these threads will ever recover from the fallout of Krasura. The increase of cuckposting and the likes followed not too long after Krasura was released. The collective sanity of this general has been going downhill since.
>>151950674>Hal goes back in time to become a better person so that Kratos will never fight himingenius, just like Kratos planned.
>>151950639If you just want to claim they can't see the espada because of lack of spiritual pressure that's pretty boring imo. Just assume haki/chakra lets them see
>>151950670because Kratos isn't actually that strong
Who is the biggest fraud in powerscaling between Pennywise, Kratos and Sonic?
Kratos...unleashed the monster within /dbg/...
>>151950618Novel statements put Barragan above Ulq, saying his ability is the strongest iirc.
>>151950685>The collective sanity of this general has been going downhill since.You don't remember the waiting period, do you?
>>151950685the threads were driven insane because Asurajeets were utterly unable to argue against the Kratos scholars in the waiting period. They said time after time again that the Tree is Infinite Dimensional and Transcends Time and Space but they didn't listen and just got more and more unhinged bashing against that wall
>>151950607Halposting was a thing for months, maybe like a year or something, where Ben 10 threads got invaded.
>>151950639Everybody should have the ability to sense them
>>151950699Definitely JOBBnywise.>I AM AN EATER OF WORLDS!>NO, YOU'RE A FAGGOT SISSY LITTLE CLOWN KEK>*fucking dies*>>151950708Even if his ability is technically 'strongest', it doesn't matter if he gets wiped out before his ability can defeat his opponent.
>>151950693that's why i said lowballed, i know he's way stronger than that
>>151950478Why you calling yourself out?
to a New Year of KINGliness!
When will it appear?
>the threads were driven insane because Asurajeets were utterly unable to argue against the Kratos scholars in the waiting period. They said time after time again that the Tree is Infinite Dimensional and Transcends Time and Space but they didn't listen and just got more and more unhinged bashing against that wall
>>151950750Doom vs Vecna seems really likely for next year thanks to Doomsday and Stranger Things, if that doesn't happen probably never ever
>>151950750Only shot it has is something from critical roll
>>151950751keep hating on me and taking LLLLLLLz, asurabro
>>151950727No, he was put above along with Starrk. He's just generally considered stronger than Ulq's strongest attack.
>>151950750Durge vs Darth Revan has a shot given how insanely popular BG3 is (and the team apparently likes it). If its not that then Doom vs Vecna.I'd like something with Tiamat though
Espada will probably win because novel stuff means Grimmjow and Luppi have scaling to the strongest characters in Bleach. None of the Akatsuki are top tiers in Naruto and while the Warlords have top tiers it wouldn't stack up
just because kratos has never moved faster than a brisk waddle does not mean he isn't faster than Wally West
>>151950446I disregard any retard who scales Sonic to Solaris when the game made it abundantly clear that Solaris was on another level entirely than anything else in the franchise.Also, Goji-chronic is a special kind of retard. Few can surpass his stupidity.
Could Rage against the Machine defeat Foo and could Foo Fighters beat the machine?
>>151950792>kratos has never moved faster than a brisk waddleKINGtos has on-screen boundless speed feats.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Szayelaporro_GranzThis guy and Barragan probably carry Espada.Aaroniero might be able to steal abilities too.>>151950791They could also statstomp but that's boring.
>>151950787>Durge vs Darth RevanIsn't that a stomp for Revan? Durge isn't that special outside of being a schizo murderer. They can't even hit level 20, for all intents and purposes they're a mid tier D&D character being sent against one of the most wanked Star Wars characters.
>>151949588listtroon's reddit alt
>>151950712Not at the rate the aftermath caused though. The waiting period was shit but I definitely think the fallout is like 10 times worse. The teaching pasta for example + the KINGtos posting got more ironic and chronic since not only did Asura lose, he got shitstomped.
>>151950810why does kratos run like he has his pants on really high kek
>>151950779>keep hating on me and taking LLLLLLLz, asurabro
>>151950446Holy TRVTH NUKE
>>151950799Rage Against the Machine jobbed to the Machine and ive never seen Foo so id say both bands lose.
With CFYOW Grimmjow is the single strongest character on all three teams right? That book really hypes him up.
>keep hating on me and taking LLLLLLLz, asurabro
>>151950861we kept warning you he was gonna get shitstomped tho. It was obvious to anyone who actually knows about Kratos
>>151950888trips of truth. Kratos was always gonna Xeeleestomp asura, we just couldn't see it.
>>151950862He's wearing one of these bad boys.
"This match up was really close.">Stats>Literal orders of magnitude difference in every measurable capacity
>>151950262Steve Austin can't even walk, anon.
>>151950888>anyone who actually knows about kratosyou mean how his creators said he needs to 'warm-up' to be mountain level?or how the '''infinite universes''' are all in a scandinavian sized land massor how you can literally take a boat from GAYreece to Midgard?or how Kratos screamed like a little BITCH when he got bit by an ogre?kek
FUARK…
>>151950910Krasura...
>>151950910How many times have they actually done this?
>>151950919He can still whoop ass.
>>151950446Literal TRUTH.
>>151950896>>151950930Can we SEE him wiping out these universes and primordials please?>>151950933>Kratos so afraid of the GOBLINBVLL that he cant even fight back and just accepts his fateGoblins are fuarkin' STRONG...
>>151950910JOBku vs SuperCHAD
>>151950947>>Can we SEE him wiping out these universes and primordials please?Your mortal eyes can't handle it.
>>151950910>>151950937Gaara vs Toph is one of the earliest examples, and also one of the first major battles they got horrendously wrong.
>>151950933Those BEYOND STRENGHT attacks we're so weak that KINGtos decided to take a nap.
>>151950965FALSE, THAT MAN IS DEAD
>>151950965were*
>>151950605It did get a lot of reaction videos, with total higher viewership.
The MONSTER Kratos couldn't teach...
>>151950970LIES KINGtos is just sleeping.
>STRENGHT
>>151950933>No blood or visible damage >Kratos crumples and falls with his eyes closedYep he felt sorry that the dimensional level goblin couldn't even tickle him and didn't want to kill him, so he faked falling asleep.
>>151950937>Wiz: This battle certainly pushed both Marvel and Shazam to their limits, but while Carol's experiences with the Phoenix Force and Alephs prove she can hold up to Shazam's Strength of Atlas, she unfortunately fell a bit short in most other categories. >Boomstick: Speaking of which, Carol had enough power to obliterate a planet, but Shazam can punch a black hole into existence! Who even does that?
>>151950970you have literally ZERO evidence that when the hp meter goes to zero Kratos does not simply take a nap to restore his energy
>>151950979What could she not learn?
>>151950999TRIPS OF TRVTH
>>151950670How did they arrive at that number from a tree that isn't even a single universe in size?Obvious fraud is obvious.
>>151950990He's like Gandhi...
Goblins, Orcs, Ogres.
>>151951003She's a monster no longer.
>>151950999TRVKE
ROOOOOPPPPPPPEEEEEEDDDDDDDTTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!
>>151951009they looked at a mural depicting it next to the realms, then pixel scaled that mural to guess how big the roots were, since they used the Freyr feat of shaking the roots instead of Thor's
>>151951025those were the ropes Regigigas used to tow the multiversal continents, btw
>>151951025That weapon would ERASE Asura completely btw.
>composite comic books after lowballed Kratos arrived
>>151951028Said map having Ratotosker on it.Which if they map was literal in scale would mean Ratotosker is galaxy sized.
>>151951028>tfw the squirrel is larger than Golden Chakravartin
Tyr confirms in the Valhalla DLC that Kratos can never die and always resurrects because the Power of Hope duplicated and half of it stayed inside Kratos permanentlyso the red meter most likely is just Kratos' energy. He literally canonically does just fall asleep but not die.
If they ever do a Kratos vs Asura rematch, and Asura wins, will these threads be a monster no longer?
>>151951028It still isn't anywhere near the size of a universe, or even a planet.
>>151951043You have literally ZERO evidence that wholesome goodboi Ratatoskar is not a living galaxy
>>151951043Galaxy sized to lesser verses, but simply a tiny squirrel to KINGtos.
>>151951043>>151951045ok not to actually defend this episode but i've never understood this counter, most maps irl have some exaggerated elements while the overall broad size of landmasses are to scale with each other
>>151951036Of course I'll save my friends.
ROMAN BEASTS
>>151951066..after KINGtos leaves.
>>151951067Kill yourself listtroon.
Matchups that they’ve done that you don’t like? Not the episode, not the outcome, the matchup itself.>Thor vs Vegeta>Samus vs Boba Fett>Bomberman vs Dig Dug>Optimus Prime vs Gundam>Mechagodzilla vs Dragonzord>Tigerzord vs Epyon>Aang vs Elric / Genshin>Geats vs Nero>Batman vs Captain America>Jotaro vs Kenshiro>Akuma / Bison vs either MK guy>Light vs Columbo>Venom vs Crona
Fate
>>151950345>>151950352Shouldn't it have been Nico vs Zagreus
>>151951077blow it out your ass schizo
Ratatoskr vs the entire Sonic the Hedgehogverse when?
>>151951094you want a universe sized omniscient omnipresent godBEAST to fight the sub moon level rodents?
>>151951064Most maps IRL are also not to scale either (mostly because it isn't possible to project a sphere as a rectangle without warping things).Regardless, it operates under the baseline assumption that each realm is universe sized, which we don't have any real reference for.Like it is a critique of the evidence they decided was worthwhile to cite.It would be more intellectually honest to not even contend on the measures that Death Battle uses, but we're mostly just memeing because the episode was a shitshow.
>>151950486>>151950500Buggy has kayfabe on his side
Kek
>>151950607DA the only person on DB cast who knew who Asura was prior to the episode , literally walked away from this series partially because of said episode , says a lot.
>>151951111I agree the episode was a shitshow but I'm just saying that specific counter was always dumb to me, if they said the realms were city or country sized and then still used the map to get a ballpark for the tree's size I wouldn't have a problem with it
Kratos is the King of Kings.
>>151951078Gwen vs Babs was an enormous waste of time.
>>151951078kool aid man vs randy savagekillua vs misakaspongebob vs aquaman (to be fair, it’s really hard to give spongebob a good mu)shovel knight vs scrooge mcducktmnt battle royale (it’s really hard watching an episode where characters who canonically love each other kill each other)
>>151951078Beaten horse but Kratos vs Asura. Planet breaker vs local crackhead. STOP THIS MADNESS CHAKRAVARTIN! Dante vs Clive was shit too. Dante would have been better for Noctis, who keeps a fun moveset the entire time.>Dante carries the show for the first half and then generic fire and red energy attacks
>>151951128My issue with that is that we literally do have indications that Yggdrasil is multicausal.It gets described in such mystical language and it has symbological connective relationships rather than physical ones.So attempts to try and divine any sort of measurement would fall flat.Like Thor hitting Jormungandr through Yggdrasil didn't send Jormungandr to another place but rather an earlier part of time.So something like Ragnarok destroying Asgard causing Yggdrasil to shake sounds like it isn't a physical emanation of force but rather the cosmic intertia being shifted by having a realm be destroyed.Or to put it another way:This could only be accomplished under these circumstances rather than be a scale of power these characters can replicate outside of them.
>>151951222>STOP THIS MADNESS CHAKRAVARTIN!No, accept KINGtos into your heart.
>>151951289The tree likely does transcend time and space to a degree, but the dimensions it carries are country size at best.It's no where near a multiverse in any sense.
A KEK WHO CAN'T CONTROL HIS WIENEEEEEEEER
>>151951293>CHADsura and KINGTOS had to team up to defeat Chakravartinholy FUARK, how strong is that guy?
>>151951322How does it even transcend time and space if Freya said the fate of it depends on the planet?
>>151950046Yes
>>151951293THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY! JACKPOT!
>>151951336Strong…
>New Years Eve>STILL cuck postingYou are a loser.
>>151951365Its okay anon, you can still be a better man
>>151951348I said it trancend time and space only to a degree. Its base is still in Scandinavia. And it would obviously be toast if that country was nuked.
>>151951365No, no no no. I am better.
>>151951365We must become better shitposters
FATEbros.. your franchise is celebrating the new year, too, right?
What percent of regular /dbg/ posters do you think are employed?
>>151951547There's a special broadcast for fate on jap TV every year so probably.
>>151950628>Bowser survived the end of Galaxy 1 feat, Mario can hurt and defeat Bowser, Mario is universalYou have a problem with fictional scaling in general if you have a problem with that.
>>151951322I'm more saying that it might be more accurate if we didn't treat everything as if it can be measured.Not in like the 'Immeasurable' sense, but rather we'd be missing the point sort of way.
>>1519515560%
>>151951578Dare I say it? Based
When is GODtry going to RAPE and GAPE composite SHITperman?
>>151951578does this mean Naruto is above moon-level because he one-punched a dude who cut the moon in half? and afterwards he made the alien realize his mistakes and become a BETTER MANfuarkin' BEAST
>>151951640>the guy who only took WWH to a draw>beating Composite Supermanthe answer to any of these 'when will [superman clone] beat Superman' is NEVER
>When is GODtr-ACK!
>>151951695Who can actually beat Superman if he get composited similarly to most characters, if he gets absolutely everything
RABBImanGODS......
Happy almost New Year /dbg/
>>151951735Hulk forma de puerta verde.
>>1519517355% unleashed Kratos
>>151951767>fujos find CHADperman more attractive than Goku's ugly mugYup YUP
>paramount bought warner bros>there's an alternate world where DB stayed with Warner and Death Battle ended up being owned by IsraelHow would it have played out?
>>151950446>>Sonic doesn't even need to step out of his base form to stomp Mario according to this video>Again with the wanking of Infinite and End hype statements to try to get those fodders over Solaris to say this.Garbage argument again. Solaris blinked almost everything out of existence when he was born. That includes Infinite, the phantom Ruby and The end (The fake moon fodder which was bound by a dimension for eons, solaris had no such constraints). Solaris is still the strongest. Not even mentioning Ian Flynn who wrote a bunch of official stuff for Frontiers still states Solaris is the strongest. The End is featless with only wiping out a civilization as a power. Neither him or Infinite has shown anything on par with Solaris.
>>151951783Are you a Bong or an Irish. Who is Jiren posting on New Year's?
>>151951810>Who is Jiren posting on New Year's?shitty spics are
>>151951365I can't wait for this shitty month to end and return to my status quo I fucking hate how faggy everything has to be the second December starts.
Post the best /dbg/ moments of the year
>>151951640Sentry brags about being able to beat Composite Superman like one schizophrenic breakdown won't send him back to human level
>>151951925682 GAPES Doomsday and transgirls are valid
>>151951735Batkek
>>151951735Thor
Reminder that Doomsday RAPES and GAPES 682 and xir entire verse
>>151951735Composite Batman.
I VVILL GO 0-3 NEXT YEAR
>>151951925Cock measurement threads.
>>151951735Composite Mario
>>151952013>Asura is 8 inches flaccid>Kratos is 2 inches(1 inches in lore)Kratosbros...
>>151951925Haru vs Molag Bal AIKINO
Kings Champions Gods Icons
>>151951925A KEK THAT CAN'T CONTROL ITS WIENER
>>1519521044 base CHADtry victims.
>>151952104BEASTSuperman...BEASTBEAST
>>151952117
>>151952148Correct he's above any team.
>>151951925Legendary
>>151951925Any of the Spiral of Emotion parodies
>>151952173He's on a pastiche of the avengers and is a pastiche Superman, lil bro
>>151951925The first utterance of the sacred words"I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good"
>>151952332Months of spamming this pasta and it worked.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/147423969/#147424195
>>151951925The whole KINGtrap shit, that was really funny.
>>151952457>>151952457>>151952457
>wins by exploding
>>151952486Looks like the smug monkey vs jaguar meme
>>151950073Pretty obscure but I'd say The Strain from Wildstar might be a deadlier infection, only held in check by the efforts of an Artificial Goddess, the Genesis Prime, AKA Drusera, with the Strain itself being reinforced by an evil artificial God known only as The Entity.
>>151950503Not a canon story. Spider-Man can lift trains over his head and tank hits from The Rhino. Those Guys would break their bones trying to hurt Spider-Man.
>>151951091Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151953011Spider-Man can control how durable he is. He could relax enough to let a crowd kill him.
