Let's get cozy up in this bitch EditionQuestion of the thread: What would a perfect date with you and your favorite troll be like?
>>152017751Oh Kanaya, We would start the day with a morning walk throughout the city, we see some sights and eat somewhere fancy. Later on we'll sit side by side as we take in the living sounds around us, in the evening I want nothing more than to surprise her with a gift (A necklace made with my blood). We will end our date with bed breaking sex.
Post the rest of the cosplay and I know one person will get a kick from some of them
Three rounds in the squared circleOnly the strong will survive
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>>152017751>What would a perfect date with you and your favorite troll be like?i would be reading something to her and i'd tell a joke that doesnt land and we'd sit in silence until she leaves
>>152017798wow she literally owes me so much fuckin6 sex it's dis6ustin6. she owes me so much sex it would 8ankrupt an entire country's networth of sex
>>152017804
>>152017751>no previous threadDude what the fuck?Previous Thread: >>152001215
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>>152017827
>>152017833The most Rose to ever Rose.
>>152017842
>>152017826nope
>>152017849Niggas be like
>>152017856
>>152017859And we'll end it there with the homo agenda
>>152017860Let's hope you are not a rage player.
>>152017751>Question of the thread: What would a perfect date with you and your favorite troll be like?favorite troll is stoner gamzee (NOT sober gamzee) so it'd be really fun to get high as fuck together and watch so-bad-theyre-good-movies like the room
>>152017886how are you 6onna 6et hi6h with him if he's already hi6h lol
>>152017886he's already high but then he will be high TOGETHER with me!
>>152017854colder, warmer.
>>152017908>>152017893>can't even link rightmaybe I'm already high
>>152017910Aradia but aradiabot specifically???
>>152017914correct..!
>>152017961They'd all get that dumb saiyan armorJack would look like Cell
>>152017961How normal imps are but, they would have the armor from the show
Goodnight frenshttps://x.com/spakka5/status/2007766991676100675?s=20
>>1520179908ased6oodni6ht anon
Does Admiral Exclipse really use AI?
>>152018146yes.
>>152018146Who, and for what?
>>152018199>Rainbow DashNo you fool, delete it, hurry!
Is he Doom or Rage and how does his session go?
Lily's joy and silliness could give Skye hope once again.
>>152018146Thankyou cosplay posting guy
It's the best John ship and it makes all the femoids seethe.
>>152018286
anybody got any good karroxy art?
>>152018555No but I got a House of Leaves.
30 page Beneviolent update:https://mspfa.com/?s=43533&p=1683
>>152018212ive seen ponies get posted multiple times with out any mod action being taken
>>152018565whats would be the classpect of the house...lord of void fits i'd say
I know I'm really fucking late, but>>152016258>>152016447>>152016840>>152016953>Heart or MindI think we could make a pretty good argument that the actual aspect lust falls under is Void. If Light is more cerebral and conscious as an aspect of the ego and the reality principle, then Void would be the aspect of the id, the unconscious(fittingly for the Void, the aspect resistant to conscious comprehension), operating according to the pleasure principle and consequently being most likely to succumb to vices and hedonism, which could be said to amplify a descent into irrelevance.>Freud conceived of the id as the unconscious source of bodily needs, impulses and desires, especially those related to aggression and the sexual drive.[9] The id acts according to the pleasure principle—the psychic force oriented to the immediate gratification of impulse and desire.[10] Equius has his aggressive impulses but more importantly he's a massive coomer for whom the hemospectrum was an full-time fetish roleplay and indeed, he ultimately died precisely because he got overwhelmed by his libido instead of acting rationally.Likewise Roxy also started out as a strongly id-driven person, most notably as a total drunk but also as a huge hoe that keeps trying to get fucked by one guy who doesn't want to smash her by definition.Hell, we even have an nice inverted example, Rose at her absolute worst on the meteor also manifests the negative elements of the Voidy hedonism by spiralling into alcoholism.
>this is how men are drawn by hs fags
>this is how women drawn by hs fagsdont ever question why ppl here are so gay anymore, we just barely get any good pictures with girls from fans
>>152018819>this is how men drawn by hs fagsdont ever question why ppl here are so straight anymore, we just barely get any good pictures with boys from fans
>>152018386I'm surprised that of all the shit they had these two do this never happened. Like not even a "You broke my heart" kiss from Gamzee for being introduced to ICP.
Now wouldn't that be something? *wistful sigh as i gaze to the distant city across the bay*
>>152019054Gamzee is Dave's actual ideal choice for a troll bf. Dave called him the best troll in both of their interactions and one of these times was around Gamzee's murderstuck melty, during which they also "proceeded to have one of the best rap-offs in the history of paradox space."Make it red, make it black, make it vacillate, one way or another the two have have chemistry Davekat will never fucking have.
>>152018286>>152018297what is "hb" and "favourite troll"
>>152019323Homeboy and read the comic.
>>152017957>phantomarcade-like artstyle>it radiates irony poisoningWhy is this so common?
>>152019405author is a tranny and tied to sharty poster
>>152019419>authorHe made a fanventure?
>>1520194484kidz
Can he stop getting covered in blood for five seconds?
HIGHBLOOD I'M GAY LET'S FUCK
>>152019720ælright læD.
>>152019720How's he supposed to fuck with a busted knee?
>>152019904Can't fight back or get away now, can he? You do the algeria on that problem, Anon.
dave is into dry humping, clothed sex and edging btw hussie himself told me
>>152019891I'm just imagining that King Von interview video where they're like "he was a serial killer and a demon" with the PB cast talking about Mallum
THIS THREAD NEEDS A FUSCHIA
>>152018613The dipshits strike again
>>152020135Your low quality basedjak isn't going to catch on anon
>>152020042I can believe it
>>152020272not with that attitude
>ellith when mallum and korpus are beating the shit out of each other
>>152020135rounder
https://www.tumblr.com/tridesert/805006046695505921/first-batch-of-our-in-character-asks-from-our-2
>>152020511
>>152020517
>>152020526
>>152020511It begins
>>152020511>i grew up attracted to pinups>>152020517>>152020526>shes willing to show them big tiddies>>152020535>she can grill a mean cheeseNelliebros... I understand now...
>>152020575>not ambushed by a spiderCome on
>>152020511>doesn't like musicals>onlytrolls>fat>>152020743You can have her
>>152018791wow so all void players are just ultra horny... I 6uess my classpect makes even MORE sense now
which troll would be more likely to slap your ass if you were they're your bf/gf
>>152021044vriska, terezi, feferi
>>152021057terezi would be handsy as fuck
>>152021044
Nellie bush status?
>>152021100what makes you think aradia would be that freaky?
>>152020743>>152020511Previously she didnt seem to fit in with the rest of magenta. But this sexual attitude is finally getting her to fit into the cliterature cliqueRenity and oficus still feel like more of a duo. If only because they remind me of the scourge sisters. So I wonder if nellie is going to end up as the voice of reason or if shes going her own way and magenta will break.
>>152021150Recursive infinite mandelbrot bush. The moment you touch it you're forever trapped
>>152021160Got them crazy eyesProbably jump scares ass first hoping for retaliation
>>152017751whiteboard link!https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25316860-5331-8739https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25316860-5331-8739https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25316860-5331-8739
>>152021100I feel things about Terezi doing this
tier list about how the trolls would or not rim ass
>>152021340next thread would be a good time for a new whiteboard ngl
>>152021287IM GOING IN
>>152021380
>>1520214138eautiful
>>152021425artist?
>>152020795Would Gamzee even listen to rock or metal? He's a not!ICP wigger, is there even an overlap between these two demographics?
>>152021413>The Diddling of Dave
>>152021509Some nu-metal probably? Limp Bizkit and shit.
>>152020042>dry humpingkino
>>152020042wtf he's literally me
Which trolls love the smell of human cock the most?
>>152020511SHE GOT FLUSTERED BY MY ASKLETS FUCKING G O O O O O O O O O O O O O >Not a big fan of MusicalsN O O O O O O O O O O O O
>>152021980Much more important: which human and troll girls love smegma the most.
>>152021980>>152022018Can we act like we're over the age of 12
>>152021992Posting porn is not allowed, linking to it absolutely is
>>152022026No, now answer the damn question
>>152020511I hope my question makes it in!
>>152022015she called you a hoot. you are so fucking in bro
>>152022073Sigh... it's Vriska -_-
>>152021980>smellTerezi, of course
>>152021980Terezi and it's not even close
>>152022177
>>152022187
>>152021992are you 12 newfagkun
>>152021384Agree and im not mod of it right now but I can probably do the next one. I've been considering for a while a hsg magma would be something anyone was interested in
>>152021992scandalous!
>>152022261i mean we could do a magma but that requires an account so.... but you dont have to pay money for extra colors... decisions... decisions.
>>152022187I recognize lisa and omori, but what are the other games?
>>152022177jimbo
You know as HStwt makes post about us I fear some will come here, I don't mind it that much but you twitter dweebs should expect what's to be expected from here. We are considered "Proshippers"
>>152022177>>152022187>>152022196>no undermemeWeird
>>152022314>HStwt makes post about uswhat? those ni66ers are postin6 a8out us?
>>152022314>HStwt makes post about uslinks? I wanna see
>>152022314I believe in Tavros raping Vriska and getting away with it, laughing about it with Bro who jokes about his parental methods until Dave stops crying about his ‘trauma’ and becomes fully cool
>>152022314Quick, someone deploy tactical TRANNYNIGGERRETARDs to scare away the annoying he/theys girls!
hello HStwt I must say that here at /hs6/ we ALL advocate for the rapin6 of children and wi66lers with no exception. Want proof? Unspoiler the ima6e.
>>152022314>We are considered "Proshippers"THEY CAN TAKE MY SPIDER8REATH FROM MY COLD DEAD CEREUELAN BLOOD LOVING HANDS
>>152022314>cadetblu starts posting here and takes requestsbetter or worse timeline?
>>152022375>SPIDER8REATHThat wouldn't be a pro ship, more like Bro and Dave or Meenah and Vriska
>>152022375"pro" is short for problematic, nobody thinks spider8reath is problematic, even if they don't like it personally
THIS is a real proship
>>152022398kys pedo
>>152022407you first faggot
>>152022389>>152022396In that case, I'm not serious about it but I do like Lalondecest because I think it's hot.>>152022398this is one of the few Cadetblu drawings I wouldn't feel ashamed gooning to ngl
https://x.com/sburbanon/status/2004356615643058669?s=20They got alot of Page(s) as well
>>152022389>Bro and Dave or Meenah and VriskaBoth are mediocre so at least I see where they're coming from
>>152022300>glasses guy is from yiik>crescent head is from hylics>crying kid and leghorse are from space funeral
>>152022422I got page too but I chose to say I got mage. The other tests usually give me Prince though but maybe I'll switch and commit to being a Mage player.
>>152022398>>152022403>>152022412>>152022426Can you please fuck off
>does nothing to stop her son from becoming a neo-nazi satanist pedophileworst lusus oat?
>>152022456do it pussy no balls>>152022462no
>>152022412>>>152022407 (You)>you first faggot
>>152022426oh okay yeah ig
>>152022463She literally pulled the plug on him
Should I call Cosplay anon to save this thread or? Cuz I would rather see cosplay than whatever is going on
>>152022471>>152022498incomprehensible. stop being a schizo. no one's forcing you to be here y'know so stop being such a niggerbaby about it>waaah someone's posting something I don't like waaah i'm gonna act like a little bitch about it waahhhhhhhliterally babycoded throwing a tantrum
>>152022509>literally babycoded throwing a tantrumAt least we're not attracted to babies like you
Hello everyone, check out these pics from the archives
how about we don't spam stuff of any kind and use some moderation so as to not decrease thread quality
>>152022536>>152022543You think so??
>>152022530you're still throwing a tantrum like a little baby>w-w-well at least we're not a-attracted to b-b-babies like youwhiny sniveling baby worm at least i'm not a pussy like you faggot man up
>>152022422yeah that's cause the test has an insane page bias
>>152022549I'll just post like 2 more if that's the case, I would prefer to look at something nice that's all
>>152022555i've never gotten a page though lol maybe you're just page-coded
>>152022398should be joey instead
>>152022453>Page but also Mage but also PrinceNigga what the fuck is going on in your head?
>>152022559
>>152022569trvke
>>152022412GLOWIE DETECTEDGET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!
>>152022574The Iconic phone mirror selfie that's slightly crooked, My beloved
>>152022536this male vriska is way way too hot but hed be a sexier john
>>152022536buff vriska...
>>152022578>t. emasculated literally faggot 2oyboy
>>152022589one more cuz I just saw this Rose while scrolling the threads
>>152022563Anon, this is a well known phenomenon. Just because you're an exception doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
>>152022599sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed
>>152022573Different tests are working on different things. I only chose prince because I consistently prince on other tests. If this much longer test that probably takes more into account says I'm a mage then ig I'm a mage.
>>152022616well have you tried to classpect yourself by reading about classpects? because the one that I got was accurate even when I read about. Maybe you really ARE a page>>152022624goddamn bro what's your problem chill out
>>152022385Aranea handholding your 67 horned OC
>>152022478Too little too late
>>152022642it's not a 67 okay it's somethin6 it just so happens to look like a 67 coincidentally
thread with so much coal that you could power an entire city for a week.
>>152022576joey is best loli in anything
>>152022555More like the type of a person talking about homestuck on twitter is extremely likely to have a disposition of a Page, all copes notwithstanding
>>152022659Energy crisis solved. /hsg/ discovered as infinite coal source
>>152022664agreed
>>152022666I've seen it do the same thing when anons take it. I don't know why you're so resistant to the idea that this random online test may not be 100% accurate.
>>152022589#NeedDat
>>152022701>DNBis this a selfie lol
>>152022701no way
>>152022687I could not tell you the amount of times ive jacked off to the thought of them both getting chikaned on the act 2 train
>>152022634Idk what other tests you've used but for the particular "official" test you got the pic from sucks massive cock, you can and should absolutely forget it exists.
>>152022398if cadetbluemoon ever gets ahold of prisounebound its over
>>152022724zased. honestly joey is BUILT for molestation so it's understandable
>>152022724b-both?!
>>152022736You jinxed us
>>152022736>shitton of oficus grooming the cast art
Can’t believe HSG posters would complain about pedophiles when Doc Scratch is such a cool, powerful character
>>152022758why are you posting your people being slaughtered? why do you hate your own kind??
>>152022536Indigo nigga is buff
can you not?just talk about homestuck ffs
>>152022776this. how could you hate such an excellent host?
>>152022737I dont even want her to get molested molested im kind of tame in that way I just want them both to feel good. chikan/public stealth groping is just hot. act 2 was such a tease there was no chikan drawn for anyone afaik and I looked>>152022746yes both. more. all.
>>152022617Has anyone ever pointed out that since Aranea is capable of restoring Terezi's eyesight, she should be also able to restore our boy's mental state, but she NEVER did it?
I know this is 4chan but fuck. I would expect this crap from a loud house or gravity falls fan
>>152022796she does NOT like that ni66a (ima6ine Cronus is mituna instead)
>>152022795this pic is so fucking cute holy. need more xefros joey art in here
No toddlercon for me thanks I'm a reasonable and mature man so I prefer them like 6-7 years older
>>152022798>I would expect this crap from a loud house or gravity falls fanw-what goes on in those threads
>>152022826this
>>152022835>6-7 years olderso like 9-13? that's pretty based tbhdesu
>>152022826I agree theyre so cute. I miss act 1 so bad bros
>>152022838Honestly, Insanity
I love hiveslop
>>152022798why is karkat master shake
Never played Hiveswap and I think I never will, Unless some cool guy gifts it to me ha ha ha h a
>>152022858I dont really have an age i think about it depends on the art and more specifically the character themselves. I guess ideally 8-14.
>>152022904>begging for a steam game on a co thread dude.
>>152022814>I will leave that teenager mentally impaired for all eternity because he's a foul-mouthed imageboard user who kept annoying us about the impending disaster that fucked our team and session, which was really annoying to listen toNot a good look for Aranea
>>152022941It worked with getting pesterquest so.
>>152022909fair enough. I don't really have a specific aoa. like maybe something crazy like 2-60 lol but cute girls are cute so it doesn't matter>>152022904pirate it lol
>>152022953man I do not like how dirk is drawn here
>>152022950I mean look, if there was a guy who kept pestering me, and he got hurt, i'd be all like "hey fuck you man you got what you deserve" too
>>152022957to be clear that was only my lolisho range, adults I go all over the age range for. 18 to 6000. equal opportunity predator over here kek
>>152022991holy zased you're just like me fr
>>152018220He's definitely a rage player considering how hard it is to actually kill him
>>152022187What classpect would brad be? I'm pretty sure he's a prince at least
>>152022975Except he was pestering his teammates about important shit that was about to happen in the game and did ultimately happen, so at the very least he deserved being healed almost immediately as a vindication for being right and everyone else having been self-absorbed cunts who didn't heed his warnings, just because he probably saying stuff like>H3Y Y0U R374RD3D FUCK1NG F4GG075 W3'R3 480U7 70 G37 4850LU73LY R4P3D 8Y 4N 1MP3ND1NG D154573R WH1L3 Y0U N1GG3R5 C0N71NU3 70 83 U53L355 P13C35 0F 71NK3R8ULL 5H17All while Aranea was also actively simping for a mean rich girl/hood rat amalgamation bullying the fuck out of some nice not!asian immigrant girl
Are we actually going to make these threads a thousand times worse just to keep twitterfags out?
Has homestuck inspired you to do something? I.e. pick up drawing or photoshop? Sewing even?
>>152023089Maybe... I think he's more of a bard. It seems like a lot of the destruction he causes is by unfortunate accident.
>>152022884Why isn't he?
>>152023089prince of breath?
>>152023098I'll just chalk it up to classic serket retardism and lack of foresi6ht/plannin6>>152023128well I did 6et 8etter at drawin6 so I 6uess so yeah>>152023125this is just normal schizopostin6 hours thou6h
>>152023128Homestuck got me into tabletops and making homebrew systems. I remember making a homebrew Homestuck system that was just a flat d20 and had aspects and classes give certain features or
>>152023128I cosplayed because of it. Got chinese mystery dust all over my room making my cosplay. Also attempting to learn to draw for homestuck purposes
>>152023125I'm not sure why are people ITT even freaking out, homestuck twitter are retarded neurotic teenagers who lived on sanitized social media all their lives. They're the type too be afraid to get anywhere close to the hacker known as 4chan
>>152023128everything i do i do for/because of homestuck
>>152023139Bard of Blood?
>>152023128It inspired me to cum to Vriska every night before bed. But seriously I am tryna draw more because of HS. I need more Vriska lewds but most of the ones I've found are god awful so ig I have to make my own.
>>152023166yeah we're too edgy for them as-is
>>152023128>Has homestuck inspired you to do somethingTrying to remix it's songs, dragged back and cosplayed Kankri for different events
>>152023166Doesnt twatter have gore and /pol/ teir engagement bait every other post in its homefeed now?
my loli posting has nothing to do with scaring off zoomers it comes straight from the heart and penis
>>1520232818ased t8h
I fucking hate trans John Egbert. Why not make the actually trans character trans ya know like fucking calliope? They're a fucking hermaphroditic lizard skull creature. But nooo, we got to make the least gay or LGBT character trans so SOME people can self insert.
>>152023317I assume it's to make sure there's no cis strai6ht males in Homestuck in any major way. John explicitly said he wasn't a homosexual, so the only option is to make him trans
>>152023300I dont really like this artist. something about the art style is a little too autistic for me. And its really loud and in your face. I dont really get off to just the taboo factor which is what this artist seems to be doing. also its giving tranny.
>>152023281based>>152023317How it is
>>152023317Schizo theory but what if the Junefags are unwashed transbians who simp for Vriska and that's their self-inserty take on spider8reath?
>>152023365oh yeah they're definitely trans I think, 6iven all the transexual themes in their art
>>152023388>dave molesting brohang on she might be cooking
>>152023388I just found their account and they talk in the most retarded put on baby talk way possible. insufferable. not crazy about your quirk either.
>>152023374>Junefags are unwashed transbiansgoes without saying
>>152023399she would 8e if it wasn't a menstrual period fetish thin6. ew>>152023401yeah the 8a8y talk is kinda weird, 8ut I find it sli6htly endearin6 in a way
>>152023317>picks the character who likes to pretend shaving, who dresses up as a rugged male actor from a movie he loves, who has no signs of dysphoria whatsoever, and explicitly states he's only into girls as transwhy did they do it
>>152017751It would frankly be kinda what John would do if he ever had a chance to date Terezi. Probably playing games with each other while constantly teasing one another, until eventually leading to pinning her down while, as she finally shuts up and gets put in her place
>>152023365You can smell how much they must reek through the artstyle
>>152023439imagine the smell........
>>152022314ayo didly
Striderslopfags lack imagination to do actual cinema like Bro x Dirk
>>152023469>self-cestyawn... 8orin6
wait nvm. self-cest is 8ased actually and it's a shame there's not more of it
>>152023534>only says its based when its yurishitwhy am I even suprised
>>152023544why would I wanna see to dudes 6o at it lol that's 6ay
>>152017751im still looking for longcadetblu's discord
>>152020135could be better but im still jerking off to this
Are these the pro-shipper hours?
>>152023534Selfcest is the true forbidden thrill
>>152023477It's not just about selfcest, but also self-abuseImagine the older Dirk diddling the younger one, quite literally betraying and taking the advantage the past version of himself despite, or maybe even perhaps, because the older one knows how it feels and wants to vent on the younger version of himself. The Bro Dirk hates himself for what his Bro did, projecting the his hatred onto young Dirk who's still unsullied by such degree of self-hatred. Any version of Dirk on the timeline could have stopped and raised a better version of himself any time he wanted. But he just can't and won't.This is not pornography, not something to nut to(though it's still an option) but a psychological drama, a haute cinema worthy of Cannes
>>152020743name and fanventure for this troll lady?
>>152021160her ancestor
>>152023613sumfuqinhoreidk from I’m Good I’m Gone
>>152023611how that'd be hot if they were cute 6irls........ I think I see where you're comin6 from thou6h
>>152023611anon you are fucking cooking with this and you should stop before I go on another fic binge
>>152017751>QOTTI honestly don't know what a date with Vriska would look like, maybe smthn like her route in pesterquest? Either that or like that one animation from a few weeks ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE79xGU1q0A
>>152022536how would tav be treated by the narrative if he was a girl?
>>152023741he'd 8e coddled I think. or have some stupid les8ian drama that lasts waaaaaay too lon6. or killed off still
>>152023637This works with r63'd Dirks just as well tbf>>152023673Too late, the idea is already planted inside your head. It's the generational cycle of trauma at its peak: Dirk can't even just conveniently blame the "parent" for perpetuating trauma and that he hates him, because the "parent" is just him from the future, with exact same personality and potential to be a piece of shit and do an unimaginable harm to others. We could even add a fatalist spin to this: even if early on he wished to be better to his future Dirk so that the next Dirk won't suffer as he did, he will sooner or later realize how is it actually going to go, what kind of a person he's going to become in a few years and what is he going to do to the next Dirk.
>>152023741Girl Tavros would be hotI have always thought this. I invented Bimbo Tavros in 2011
>>152017751>QOTTI indulge Tavros by listening to him talk about his interests and also get back into Pokemon just to tell him all the nice stuff about Fairy-types. Since he's also into Fiduspawn anime he might be receptive to watching some nip shit with me. Oe we could also do fuck all, I'll be satisfied as long as he feels safe, happy and appreciated by at least one person in the universe.Scorpio with Light aspect btw
>>152024022Based and tricksterpilled
>>152023773>start out only planning to get into dirkdave>anons get me into davebro>another anon gets me into alphadave betadirk>another anon gets me into alphadave dirk>now I'm curious to see brodirkstopSTOPlet me be freejjrifejhfjd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MakxA-dlH6A
Jake aka "haremmaster"
>>152024102Act 6 if it was good
>>152024010why do we have so many scorpio bros in here
>>152024102>>152024112A reminder this is literally what happened in canon
>>152024124Maybe life as a trickster would not be so bad....
yearly reminder that fef is 8UILT for sex. as are all highblood, especially seadwvellers. this is fact and anyone who disagrees should be culled with no hesitation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmLih3n_Fg
>>152024211moontroon vs hussjack, whos winning
>>152024074Good going, you're almost halfway there. Up next:>dave with alphadave >two older bros with dave>two older bros with dirk >alphadave with two strider shotas>bro with two strider shotas>ultimate striderslop: all four striders together
>>152024210>those hipsholy sex...>>152024240Moontroon, he's been planning a complete takeover of homestuck for about a thousand years now. It all comes back to the frank-n-furter cosplayer at that one Vriska cosplayer stripping video. His faggot world begins, Hussie's faggot world is ending...
Yeah I'll be honest with yall, the drama around hussie's newest works makes it not worth the hassle of reading it. I'll stick to classpecting and shitposts
>>152024210Actually only fuchsias are for sex, at best violets get to watch
>>152024306trvke. just look at this sex creature. absolute Muse of Rape
>>152024306>doesn't want naizuri from a cobalt bloodThis man is a homosexual!
>>152024340why have one of those dirty, impure blooded pests when you can have a goddess in grey skin? a beauty with fuchsia blood? a highblooded hottie?
>>152024340>Godtier plugsuitsMy god, it's genius
why are all these posts deleted
>>152024133Imageboards provide a Moirallegience-like system for Scorpiofags by allowing them to act out on their inherent sociopathic tendencies in a safe wayHaving access to /cgl/ and lolcow farm just to rag on fat bitches would have saved Vriska
>>152024237What's this?
>>152024237>beforus nexus was two years agoI HATE TIME TRAVEL>>152024493An attempt to tell the beforus session tale. It has its own website that didnt get far. I havent checked up on it recently
>>152023741girl Tavros is built for being mindbroken by big serket bulge
i want to post art like the aranea guy but i don't want to be called a blogposter, what do i do? :(
>>152024799you just do it lol. I don't 6et called a 8lo6poster, just annoyin6, 8ut those 6uys are fa6s anyways.
>>152024710why did he do this
>>152024799Sincere creativity is importantThe thread needs it
>>152024799Nobody calls artfags blogposters, so stop pussying around and just do it, we know you want these sweet (You)s
>>152024821To cope with his abusive childhood (his dad baked him cakes)
>>152024799i'm abt to post some of mine cuz i'm bored. the world is your canvas bro. just do it.
152024799>what do i do? :(I refuse to give you a (You) until you post some art so go ahead and do it fagboy
>>152024799do it. new content for the threads is never a bad thing. also noone is calling a drawfag a blogposter for simply posting art
>>152024466>the real moirail was 4chan all alongwhoa....
>>152024857it really is hilarious (infuriating) how many people project their abusive father onto fucking dadbert of all characters
>>152024266>Up nextno. no "up next" like this is a tv sitcom anon this is my LIFE you're toying with here I don't need to be any more degenerate than I already am
>>152024857well this is depressing
>>152024799As long as its homestuck you wont be one tenth the naughty namefag he is
>>152024966he is at worst a smotherer which is still god tier (no pun intended) parenting as far as the average person is concerned
>>152024966Andrew hussie…
>>152025049So what do you think would hit harder anon?>Dave getting diddled as usual by his Bro, seeing Alpha Dave appear who instead of saving his poor abused kid self he joins Bro in rape because apparently even Dave's adult self knows kid Dave is good for only one thing>Dirk getting diddled by his adult self and then having his last remaining hopes in humanity shatter as his idol Alpha Dave joins the abuse. To hate yourself is one thing, but here he is now also abused by one person he once put on a pedestal
>>152025100i'm not nau6hty 8(
>>152017751>QOTTI'm bad at imagining dates, but god willing, there'd be a lot of sniffing and licking involved.
>>152025194You've been a naughty naughty anon, Araneafag. You need to be punished. Come kiss me on my hot lips, I'm feeling romantical.
>>152025258please sir no I don't wanna 6et molested 8(((((((
https://youtu.be/niqew5Dsbm4?si=ZXp-QNXirnaBtFx2
you guys're diddly. i'm going back to roblox.
>>152025178you're awful. I hate you <3<the second one, I guess...
>>152025217I'm a vriskafag but HOLY BASED
John: Normal/FlyingJade: Fairy/PsychicDave: Steel/FireRose: Dark/PsychicJake: FairyJane: Fairy/DarkRoxy: Fairy/PoisonDirk: Steel/Dark
>>152024811>>152024826>>152024851>>152024885>>152024937stop it! you all are making me all sappy'n shit. i think i want to draw either john or terezi everyday, like how araneadude does it. chose one.
>>152025416You're welcome <3< Also now that I think about it you could also throw even more characters into the sludge, like Brobot, Ult Dirk, maybe Lil Hal and Candy Dave>Alpha Dave and Candy Dave>Candy Dave and Ult Dirk>Brobot Dirk with Dirk>Brobot being so strong it beats both Dirk and Dave into submission and forces them to make out>Bro Dirk with Ult Dirk>Bro Dirk and Ult Dirk on Dave>Bro Dirk and Ult Dirk on Dirk>Ult Dirk having a Strider harem>that one scene from Pesterquest vol 14 with Ult Dirk, Candy Dave and Dirk having gone a bit more sexuallyOpen your mind anon, the Striderslop can expand infinitely
>>152025612do the trolls too.
>>152025618choose. john or terezi anons?
>>152025637John and Terezi (dating)
>>152025618Alternate
>>152025618Why not alternate between the two every day? Or swap them every week? You could even reserve a day for a drawing with both of themNo need to ditch either if you like both equally
The makeship Vriska plushie I own keeps telling me to kill people so I named a shotgun in tf2 after her and seems to have satisfied her bloodlust.
>>152025621Karkat: Normal/DarkAradia: Fairy/PsychicTavros: FairySollux: Dark/PsychicNepeta: NormalKanaya: Steel/FairyTerezi: Dark/PsychicVr*ska: Psychic/BugEquius: Fighting/DarkEridan: Dark/WaterFeferi Water/Fairy
>>152025612with the amount of characters in homestuck you could probably do a pokemon hackdirk will be my team's ace
>>152025612>>152025731>all these fucking fairiesCome on, diversify a little Just for example, Jade has been gardening all her life, it's basically an open invitation to making her at least part Grass.Jake wouldn't be the type to go have fairies unless it's for pokefucking purposes, and as you've pointed out Tavros is way more suited for that role. On the other hand he likes wrestling and fisticuffs, making him an obvious fan of Fighting-types. Optionally you could go for something like Steel or Fire for firearms, but that feels harder to pin down, so mono Fighting works just fine imo.Aradia's definitely not the one for Fairies and I'm not even sure about Psychic either, I think she'd be more a Rock(Fossilmon - archaeology) and/or Ghost person.
>>152025987Dirk would be the cocky rival.
>>152025731>tavros not fairy/flying>aradia not ghost/psychic
>>152025731>the justice-obsessed one is part evil-typeDamn... that's deep
>>152026190>Tavros>flyingKek that limp-wristed fairy fucking wishes
Unused Collide art that was posted on Discord. Wait, didn't Hussie used some of the Kickstarter money for this?
>>152026065okay okay Jake would be Fairy/Fighting and Aradia would be Fairy/Ghost. Fairy because of god-tier wings making her look like a fairy>>152026275meulin butt.....
>>152026275
>>152026137cocky rival? more like COCK IN rival
>>152026275didnt they do this same pose in the final animation? I could have sworn? maybe they changed characters? is this poinko btw. love poinko
>>152026275Hussie used the kickstarter money on the act 7 flash. Collide was, as usual, just free labor from his elves who mostly didn't have very nice art
>>152026341
Watching Collide made me feel almost nothing.It's supposed a grand finale, but Jack: Ascend and Cascade both absolutely shit on it.
>>152026428
>>152026137Imagine gradually mindbreaking him with each consecutive defeat because the power of the narrative and plot progression is inherently on your side and there's nothing he can do about it.
>>152026451
>>152026466this but he gets to the point where he becomes the main villain just to beat you
>>152026468
actually crazy how unfortunate collide and basically every flash after cascade looks because he couldn't be bothered to limit his assistants to a few people who could keep any kind of consistent style.there's really no excuse for hussie turning the flashes into featured fanart slideshows just because he was lazy. he could have had all the help he needed without sacrificing the comics aesthetic
>>152026482
>>152026451no fuckin quality control .. look at this shit. we have a nice competent jade here and then two of the most ass Becs ever, different art style, scaled down. why did he do this shit
>>152026510Did we have Jake's crotch shot in the final release?
went through some old storage recently and found this.
>>152026540Ah, I remember WeLoveFine/ForFansByFans selling body pillows of Porrim. I still have one of Eridan.
>>152026540Amazing. I have a need
this webcomic gave me a fetish for pupil-less eyes
>>1520266558ased!
>>152026476>Ult Dirk final bossKino, the edgy rival mindbreak would make Kieran's one look like a graceful defeat.I'd be even fine with meta-narrative wankery of the epilogues, if only for extra brutal humiliation.
>>152026275>the discordCan you share the link?
mrreow
>>152026748Here it is. You've been warned.discord.com/invite/hsofficial
>>152026780Warn them for me niggaThey are stuck with me now
>>152026780the ur6e to join and start an ar6ument a8out June........
>>152025618johnrezi every day
>>152026780do they still ask for a phone number or was that never a thing?
I've never been into that whole gay horoscope shit but I recently saw some black chick list the specific quirks every sign does during a first dateHow come it all sounds so fake
>>152026964you mean like astrology? yeah that shit is probably fake and gay. classpecting though is a respected form of personality classification and is 860% vaild
>>152026964Astrology is real but not the kind stupid foids practice. True astrology is a lost art
>>152026964link vid
What would this particular troll do if he was in homestuck
>>152026780I believe that was for the old unofficial server. That link is the new one managed by Hussie. Idk but the new one but the old one does require a phone number.
What is Adolf Hitler's classpect?
>>152026851he will never be canon sweetie
>>152027315Muse of Doom>>152027330ermmm yuh huh sweaty june was foreshadowed all the way back in act one (trust me)
>>152026938they still require it. it is funny enough to just lurk though. very bleak
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139628209new moonrunes pixiv. on god we crackin their ocs
>>152027099improve everything
DamnI didnt know terezi had allat
>>152027366exhibitionist sluts…
>>152027366>moonrunes trollsona has Desert's logo on the ear tag like a farm animalTHESE NIGGAS FREAKY
troonrunes fans trying not to tug their clitties to him for ONE thread challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>152027433Allat personality
Guys what if karkat had a big butt and his name was karbutt
>>152027616karkass
>>152027447if your artist husband doesnt draw you two fucking, does he really love you?
>>152027590The homestuck booru calls this b100berry muffins. Very cute.
>>152027626ngl you and your lover drawing each other making out sounds like really cute romantic foreplay
>>152027713>You forget the mole
>>152027727>ready to see my drawing? here>ohh spicy! this is what you want me to do to you?>yeah if uh, you want>wow you even included the mole on my inner thigh?>oh I pay attention to every inch of you, babe>*sloppy makeouts ensue*cute!
>>152027727imagine licking your partners moles around their asshole before getting into the sauce. one must ponder the aroma
>>152022196Is that fucking Sam from Look Outside between rando and John funger?
>>152027366Holy Ass. Also the Korpus piece next to this is based as fuck.How is Moonrunes such a BASED pervert?
>>152023128It made me exceedingly homophobic
>>152027970i cant think of anyone else it could be
A squirrel just chewed through the ethernet cable to my house. Does God hate me?
>>152028044Yes
The only negative to grimdorks is that John deserves better.
>>152027637>>152027590Finally a man strong enough to carry Jane's fat fucking ass....
>>152017751>Question of the dayBreaking the bed and floor with the violet blooded femboy
>>152028434it’s not March yet
>>152028002This is key to achieving recovery era
>>152023128Avoid anything with a Betty Crocker logo on it
>>152017751I would just let her talk, I would listen to everything she says and enjoy every moment of it.
>>152023128Buy anything with a Betty Crocker logo on it
>>152025731No dragon types for shame anon.
>>152026250he's like magicarp you have to evolve him
CALLING ALL DRAWFAGS (again)i recently learned about the Volume 5 Track Art Anthology project, which produced the cover artworks used on the HS Wiki for every track in the Volume 5 album. The thing is, the project was completed in current year - 8, and it shows: the covers don’t look like they're from 2010 at all. Some are downright ugly (especially picrel), and others portray the kids as black (which they definitely arent) so I’d like to launch /hsg/’s own Volume 5 Track Art Anthology Do-Over Project, aiming to edit or completely redo the covers, starting with the ones most in need of improvement, I’ve put those in this zip file:https://files.catbox.moe/t9iz9k.zipDo whatever you want, make your own drawing, redraw these in your style, edit the kids to be white, whatever. What matters is to have non-shit track art for volume 5. I'm not the best at organizing stuff like this so if anyone got ideas or advice, i'm listening.
>>152026428so hussie storyboards it like this and then has people draw it?why didn't he ever use these?
>>152028582ohhhh fuck. Yeah i feel stupid now. Terezi is Dark/Dragon. Why didn't i think of that sooner
>>152028705nypa fuck off already
>>152026526nothing's wrong with the becs though, anon. they are far away so they don't have as much detail- presumably reserved for a closer shot
>>152028705just use the paint bucket tool bro you don't need us
>>152028739>nipah
Why is Kanaya fated to be cucked in all her relationships?
>>152028121i laughed out loud at this and had to try to explain it to my boyfriend he let me give up lmao
>>152028765who tf is that 8itch on the ri6ht?anyways, to answer your question, it's 8ecause all Space players are doomed 8y the narrative. Jade's life is tra6ic, Kanaya's life is tra6ic
>>152028754No, you don't get it. He saw a drawing of a brown person and pissed himself. Now it MUST be everyone else's problem.
I am currently listening to where is my mind by the pixies
>>152028822>by the pexiesevery song should be covered by a fuchsiablood i think. that would make the world a better place
>>152028797That bitch on the right is Kanaya Maryam, a character from the hit internet sensation, Homestuck, by Andrew Hussie.
>>152028861i don't 8elieve you
>>152028797>Jade's life is tragic>gets a cool immortal life and dog dick
>>152028804it's not so much the fact he's brown as the fact he's ugly as fuck
>>152027366this ni66a will draw ANYTHIN6 but hot renity pictures
>>152028887>lives isolated on an island where you're only social interaction is your do6 and your online friends>meet with your friends and accidentally kill EVERYONE, leavin6 you alone with your 8oyfriend who leaves you, and your other friend who you sexually experiment sometimes out of sheer 8oredom>doomed to a life of NOTHIN6 after you win the 6ame, livin6 an ultimately empty life where you slut around to fill the void in your life>either 6et possessed 8y an u6ly skeleton 8itch, or fuck one of your friends and dama6e your relationship with her wife>still no romanceyeah>>152028916what are you doin6stop it
>>152028887I wouldn't wish a dog dick on my worst enemy
>>152028916What kind of world did he say he would bring abouthint: not straight
>>152028929>leavin6 you alone with your 8oyfriend who leaves you, and your other friend who you sexually experiment sometimes out of sheer 8oredomwhen does the spoilered part happen already
>>152028950when did he say that
>>152028980>he doesn't knowhussie explains it all in the commentary. he also said it on the discord if you wanna check. it's canon atp
>>152028991got screenshots?
>>152029001hmmmm no
>>152028929im not sure myself, its like i got possessed while writing this post
This is the only ship that truly matters.
I'm going to be more like bro this year
>>152029063do you have the "dirk reacts to fellow groomer doc scratch and fails to condemn him" pic?
>>152029145no but whatever you're talking about I need to see
>>152029145
>>152027366Might be the autism or coomer in me but damn I want to crack every homestuck human/fankid. Too bad no one is autistic enough to draw smut of fankids. Well at least throwing money or doing it yourself, if the fandom is too pansy to draw fankids.
>>152029300what's the top middle cutie from
should i upload my aranea this thread or next thread, since the thread is almost a dead thread?
>>152029371i read that as aradianah just post some other stuff to speed up the new breadhere i will help
>>152029398i saw a penis...
>>152029398fair enou6h
GODDAMN
>>152029422roxy with the SEX HAIR gyatt damn
>>152029256>just read through the last 2 fucking threads to find thisthanks anon. also here's the previous thread for future reference: >>152001215
>>152029300the way theres only one adult in picrel
I want trickster mode jane to non-consensually engage me
>>152029300The exe girl has some
>I'm feeling absolutely ARYAN>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152029497she should inflate then deflate (fart the air out) on my cock
sex with this creature
i want her to make me o8ey
>>152028929>(spoiler)I knew 3 years was based and canon...
need these two bouncing on it crazy style
>>152029300>Not Jess Larabie>Not even Null>Vastly inferior Wren Blackwell insteadcringe and jew-pilled
holy cute.........
i fucking LOVE bloodswaps
>>152029300At least a third of these are trans. Anon is just a chaser in denial.
>>152029631what was the point of both these fusions
>>152029753to amp up the total sex appeal in homestuck
>>152029753Having Catgirl Dave and Catgirl Rose was a ballistic missile directly to my dick. Thats the point.
>>152029300anyone got names for all these?i know stacy from kgtac and abby from exe
>>152029879Upper middle is the MC from DesyncedLower middle is Wren from AutopraxisI think upper left is the oc girl from nightfall?Upper right looks like shes from Conjoined Session? At least i think so
>>152029369>>152029879Top middle is Kate Bedford from Desynced. Top Left is Liz Hansen from Nightfall. Bottom left is Holly Penetrashun from Altgenstuck. Bottom Middle is Wren Blackwell from Autopraxis. Upper Right is Stacey from Karkat goes to a Convention>>152029467I like character aesthetics and cute artstyles. Same is the case why I'm attracted to all of the homestuck characters. They are cute without having to be over the top sexy.>>152029639>>152029752To be honest I hadn't gone on a MSPFA binge in around 5 years because of my waning interest at the time and life. Chose Wren because she looks like Jade and I like that kind of aesthetic. Are the characters actually troons or are you fucking with me?
trambopoline
>>152029986The Desynced girl and Wren are both trans, yes, its like a big thing for both of them. Did you read their adventures or did you just put them there at random?
>>152029986jess and wren are trans thats like one of their main character traits lollll
>>152030011>>152030049Random I suppose. Glanced at them a few time previously and I thought were cute. Nustuck fans really either make the most feminine characters troons or the most masculine characters troons, a shame. Figured since the both had boobs (with Jess having them in the cover) I thought they werent. How far in the comic does it reveal that Jess was trans? Supposed I should get back into the MSPFA binge someday and get up to speed with them.
from the fanventures ive read trans men unironically tend to be better written than trans women
>>152030091Really early I think? Its "subtle" the first time, something about her mom saying something along the line of "the two men in her life" and quickly correcting. But then in every flashback to when they're kids Jess and Wren are boys.
>>152030091page 11
>>152030091>Nustuck fans make the most feminine characters troonswould kind of defeat the purpose if they were masculine no?
>>152030116Besides space days and beyond canon name one mspfa trans man
>>152030324nta but I think the bronzeblood that gets put on the operating table on My Moirail Is A Rainbow Drinker was a trans man?
>>152030213from the mouths of babes
is someone baking?
>>152030411Put a thread in the ovenI'm bready
>>152030213Nustuck fans always try to make the most masculine character (John Egbert) into a girl for god knows what reason besides taking everything good away from me. Also can interpreted as making the most macho muscular characters and saying they are a girl (a reverse of the some of the femboy characters you see in anime).>would kind of defeat the purpose if they were masculine no?I mean you can also look at it with a realism angle, however since it is an idealized cartoon you have the ability to deceive anyone.>>152030137Dumbass was thinking of Desynced for whatever reason. Mind was busy with other things I supposed. Did hear autopraxis was noted or complimented by fans to be super left wing, makes sense I suppose.
>>152030511>most masculine character (John Egbert)Did you miss the part where john acts a wee flamboyant during lalondiabound? I guess theres not much competition from the other kids and trolls
>>152030511ah i misunderstood what you were saying my bad i thought you were complaining about trans characters in general and not already established characters becoming trans
new>>152030582>>152030582>>152030582
>>152030569That too but moreso general design as well. I like to call it deceptive marketing>>152030560I mean most of his character arc is wanting to be like his dad, who is the most masculine character. Not really being into men (besides idolized celebrity crushes) and wanting to be a father (and succeeded in Candy)
>>152030627Fair enough
