previous thread: >>152017751Question of the Thread: If you woke up as a troll tomorrow and had to fill all your quadrants less you be culled, who would go where and why?
first for spider
>>152030615do trolls have clits?
it's over...
>>152030630yes, of varying sensitivities, those with psychic powers like rustbloods, bronzebloods, goldbloods, bluebloods and fucshiabloods are the most sensitive, followed by jadebloods who can absorb this trait by drinking other blood, indigobloods from having low body fat, and the rest are of normal sensitivty, with purplebloods being the least as they're always stoned
>>152030647>interfering with other anon's quadrantsspicy. I like it
>>152030615>>152030630reminder scorpios ruling body part are the genitals specifically
>>152030582>QotTMatesprit: Porrim. As a hero of justice, I can respect her desire to improve society somewhat. Also she’s hot as hell.Moirail: Latula. She is just so cool and I would be inspired to greater feats by her.Auspistice: Kurloz and Meulin. The only thing that stays my hand from ending that vile clown is the knowledge it would make an innocent catgirl sad.Kismesis: Meenah. I respect her spunky can-do attitude and flair for the dramatic, but her casual villainy must be put to an end!
>>152030582QOTT: If I woke up as a troll I hope to god I was a Jade blood cuz those mofos live forever, But anyways..>Matesprit: Any fem anon here will do (haha joking...unless???) or I could shoot my shot at this one girl I met at a mangacafe I go to.>Kismesis: Any of my Ex girlfriends would do, All of them want me hurt so bad so that would be fun.>Moirail: One of my Exes that I still talk to, we are on good terms and still care for one another.>Auspistice: The Exes that dated me then love/hate dated each other to get back at me. (Don't ask please).Just the Matesprit quadrant is somthing I might have trouble filling, not 100%
>>152030763His dedication to justice is weak. Do not trifle with me, knave.
>>152030809Oh shit you guys met the trolls too, I'm a dumbass wthUUUUUHHHHH'> <3< : Kankri cuz I fucking hate him> <> : Kanaya, she's so sweet> o8< : Aranea and Meenah, For sexy reasons> <3 : Unironically Nepeta
>>152030582I would simply kill the drones that come for me. I’m built different.
>>152030861I am Literally a Cancer born on the 4th of July. I am that obvious and I hate myself for it.
>>152030892Shut the fuck up
>>152030880id fuck her cuz im just THAT good
>>152030748>Porrimbased>As a hero of justiceumm only tealbloods and hopebounds can call themselves that, you shouldn't culturally appropriate them
Need Cody
>>152030917I’m a Knight of Hope, I’ve got the pass.
>>152030809this art is so fucking cute oh my god
>>152030809>>Auspistice: The Exes that dated me then love/hate dated each other to get back at me. wha->(Don't ask please).ok then>>152030850no no, you are free to answer the question however you want
>>152030923You have an eye for gems my dear
>>152030873you the nigga that dies first in horror movies btw
>>152030582Women are categorically disinterested in me. I’ve had a couple dudes express interest, but despite being a fruity motherfucker, I am in fact straight.Odds I can smuggle myself offworld before the drones get me?
you ever think about how awesome it would be to just have free reign to brutally murder random people?
>>152030924I want to see him broken.
>>152030582hypnofag wanted me to relay a message for you guys
>>152030933I'll tell you this, as a teenager and as a guy in a group of women you are kinda bound to be in a mess when a few of them have a crush on you and you mistakenly date one of them.
If I was terezi, things would have gone differently on that meteor I can tell you that much
>>152030952>>152030918Cody is a pooner right dood?[pooners are FTM women btw]
>>152030921oh our mistake then. carry on. you know my cousin-in-law is a hopebound!
>>152030974Yes so you can call him daddy without being gay
>>152030970you can’t solve every problem by becoming a mindbroken cumslut, sorry
>>152030970whats happening in this gif i dont get it
>>152030582guys im in a seriously fucked up life-death situation against some really hardcore guys, but at least i managed to convince them to play SBURB (they don't know the earth will be destroyed, including my crew) i dont know what classpects and moon sways of those guys, but our crew consists of: one(1) heir of light (me) 1(one) page of doom and ichi(one) thief of heart. are we cooked or we will cook?
>>152031014>no space>no timei’d tell you to just give up and scratch asap but uhyeah
>>152030957Are you that nona that was looking for them when 4chan was down? Because I remember someone trying to reach out for him from our last thread. I'm kinda glad this general is allowed and all because /m/ thread is so boring.
>>152030647are you gonna draw something special for day 80?
>>152031030yeah, that was me. i found him on the megido themed board and we talk over discord now. man, i kinda miss the 4chan hack...
>>152030974>pooners are FTM women btwyeah but in a deragatory sense I think?
>>152031014I will crack that qt page
>>152031054KEK you went to megidochan....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw
>>152031071is that site really that bad? what happens there?
>>152031083From what I can tell, it's a circle jerk of retards that can't talk to women and they don't talk about homestuck at all, can any other anon please verify or clarify
>>152031071anon i had no choice, i was borderline in love with him, i NEEDED to find him
>>152030957who misses him????
>>152030942oh my goodness ;___; <3
>>152031083Megidochan offers a peek into the worst of pre-ban /hsg/ of years ago, which is to say that there's no fucking homestuck discussion going on there
>>152031132there's an anon with a crush on him here
>>152031168needs better taste lmoa
I get that women are also /here/ and are also HS fans but WHY THE FUCK ARE LOLCOW USERS HERE????, I thought you all hate men or is that more of a crystal cafe deal
just wanted to say my classpect is maid of heart is that cool or dumb
>>152031168yeah but i dont miss him since i can just talk to him on discord>>152031170he's got a certain mystique to him, you know?
>>152031107>crushing on anonsew
>>152031171i hate women and wish they didn't use this site or come to this thread>>152031174it's about 20% dumb>>152031176no he doesn't lmoa he's literally just a guy who likes hypnosis what's there to like
>>152031179People had crushed on Jadeanon, so anything is possible nigga
>>152031174Could be neat (if you’re a cute girl)If you’re a twink or something that’s outside my realm of expertiseIf you’re a regular guy you’re probably a joke character and that bodes ill for you
>>152031187and I find said possibilities revolting if all it takes is having a gimmick for someone to find you attractive
>>152031184his behavior, the way he types, all that. also>>152031030i am a MALE anon with a PENIS, just clearing up confusion here. are there even actual women itt?
>>152031207I used to have serious doubts but nobody can be as gay as a woman except a woman
>>152031207>his behavior, the way he typesyou're fucking with me anon. you're trolling the fuck outta me.
>>152031207>i am a MALE anon with a PENISOk sure buddy I can tell your a FTM nigga, I can smell it off you.....
>>152031217its hard to describe, okay? i guess i could relate to him, kind of.
>>152031219can't believe we have real life pooners itt
>>152031174Solid class all around, nothing to complain about unless you're specifically a guy that doesn't enjoy crossdressing
>>152031219>>152031224normally i would post a timestamped picture of my cock with my nepeta keychain next to it but im tired and i dont wanna get banned again
>>152031223i can't fathom what there is to relate to. are you also a hypnosis fetishist? he's like a one-note comic relief character with ONE gag and one bit that repeats over and over
>>152031239not at all. im into anal plugs actually.
>>152031238catbox it fool
COSPLAY ANON BACK WIT---Never mind I'll come back later, Y'all havin a moment I see
>>152031252threesome now
>>152031247i think you're a fascinating creature and i would study you in a lab. i really don't know what to say.anyways, we're circlejerking too hard. post some... fucking art or something
>>152031266sure
Thank fuck for anonymity cuz there is NO WAY you all would act this way in public right??? right??? Clearly some of you dabble in Bisexual tendencies
>>152031287if a nigga acted anywhere near as fruity as anons itt i'd cull them
homestuck is for girls
>>152031287I act like this in public, but alas, I am not a funny thread personality that everyone knows. Woe is me, for I am normal.
>>152031297Do you perchance live in the west coast? Oregon??? Portland Oregon???
>>152031307stop being so down bad you flaming homo come on if you want your BUSSY pounded go to /soc/ or somethin
>>152031295you're a girl
>>152031314hey hey, I'm spitballing a stereotype, I calls it as I sees it
>>152031295Actually Homestuck slowly transitions from being for boys to being for girls
>>152031307I don’t know where I live or if I am even alive.
You know what, Imma do something soon so imma stop lurking and post the cosplay and go, well ladies and gents for your first course, Genderbent Meulin
>>152031335
>>152031287Of course I would never ever never sexually harass anyone especially none of our beloved named anons.
>>152031341Damn rezi, Hussie let you have TWO DAVES???
>>152031346and karkat....
>>152031287bro what the hell does this image even mean I don't
>>152031352Doc....pal what happened to you????
>>152031362
>>152031367final course before dessert
>>152031367lol the kid in the bg
>>152031362He looks not only like an excellent host, but also an excellent food reviewer.
>>152031371Your Rose A' la sexo
>>152031381Done for now
>>152031362this dude looks like he couldn’t host a damn podcast
>>152031396YEAH, grooming girls is hard work and brings alot of stress.
>>152031420They can never make me hate you tanned jade.
>>152031420i'm not racist 8ut i kinda wanna punch her. GOD i wanna 8r8k those fuckin6 6lasses man no joke just a quick *8oom* and *crack* and then they're done. her face just looks so soft, like it'd feel pleasant for my fist
>>152031420doritos…. maybe even fritos…..
>>152031341erotic...
>>152031434I would parry it effortlessly with my blade. I must protect the people, you see.
>>152031434you will not be seeing the pearly gates
>>152031450i was 6onna say somethin6 racist like "are 8lack women even really people tho" 8ut i reconsidered. anyways, i parry your parry and then smash her face with my fist
>>152031466Attempting to parry my parry leaves you open to my 32-hit unblockable combo.When you are lying on the ground wondering how this happened, look to your fists for the answer.
>>152031474your kink be punchin' women?
>>152031499Effortlessly parried with my blade, btw.
>>152031518I parried the deadly nothingness into harmless somethingness. It’s quite simple, really.
>>152031370ah, I guess I can see it now
>>152031287why is yaoi yuri straight but yuri yaoi is lesbians
>>152031531Hot dog into pussy pussy, duh
>>152031531Horseshoe theory apparently depends on order of operations
>>152031207>are there even actual women itt?yes. probably at least several
>>152031559that makes perfect sense actually
>>152031207>are there even actual women itt?It's probably one of the more bevaginated threads on 4chan that isn't on /cm/ and /cgl/
>>152031287I don't dabble in any sexual tendencies because I don't have sex. I just make money and play video games.
>>152031634Same
>>152031634so you never jerk off?
>>152030582Pale: Eridan. Dude needs someone supportive to lift him up and understand his troubles. Also would be a nice bro friend to hang out with and it would be interesting to learn about troll history from him.Matesprit: Terezi. I would say Vriska but only a man like John has the charisma to tame and fix her. Terezi is very intelligent, has a strong penchant for justice, would be fun to hang around. Plus she would have the freakiest sex known to Alternia.Kismesis: Kalian Delfin. Most of the trolls I think would ever make for good friends or worst enemies, however not out of lust. However Kalian is such a faggot I want to rail the fruitiness out of him. Usually onlyfans would be an instant turn off but since it's hate-fucking it might add to it. I am making him my bitch.Auspistice: Tavros and Vriska. Tavros so he can learn to be more confident, and Vriska to be less of a psycho to him.
>>152031769>these messages on the screenkek
>>152031315yes>>152031330boys are not girls
>>152031667I jerk on. Fuck you.
>>152031667Too busy gaming.
>>152031420I am going to give that damn twink the Milf Sunscreen trick and by God he will moan when I rub it in.
>>152031174You're literally MADE of soulYou could probably convince anyone to do anything just by smiling at them and asking nicely
What's a Homestuck?
>>152031174im a rouge of doomwhat can i do
>>152032325INFLICT DOOOOM via redistribution
>>152032325>rougewell you can't spell apparently
does anyone have the screenshot of vibri doing damage control over the meenah grooming vriska thing
>>152032658Wait, she backpedaled on that?
>>152032658Post vibri's hot ass instead
>>152032661no she was the one doing damage control over hussie dog shit writing (as always)
>>152030582>Question of the Thread: If you woke up as a troll tomorrow and had to fill all your quadrants less you be culled, who would go where and why?Like irl or I'm on Alternia?
Just saw the moonrunes oc post from last thread>moonrunes gets to huff and eat another homestuck fans ass every night>its a very real possibility that the drawing is just a trace of a real selfieIT SHOULDVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM
>>152031023i bet there will be space/time players on side of our enemies. but all i care about is to frag each and every of them. we also have HAX
>>152033110erm based moonrunes?
>>152033110Who took the selfie?
>>152033219>who took the SELFIEAnon... I...
Anyway, can I just say that I'm getting pissed off about davekat-sucks being such a ZOGbot over Venezuela? Yeah, Maduro is totally a "narcoterrorist" and that isn't just something Epstein's #1 pal made up to start another war for oil.
>>152033438I like roxygen and seeing dirk happy :D
>>152033438why is dave kat sucks getting up in arms over Venezuela?nigga we follow you for homestuck content
>>152032493>Dirk isn't the muscular blond guy into building elaborate stuff>Jake isn't the cowardly guy with darker hair who's associated with color green0/10 absolutely irredeemable
>>152032658
>>152031014Sacrifice the page.It's literally her aspect's purpose
>>152033704Somebody needs to make a kiwifarm on vibri honestly
>>152033704
>>152033704>>152033714here's one with more info, reads bottom to topalso, meenah groomed vriska??? when the fuck did that happen??? werent they basically the same age???
>>152032325A very roundabout healer
>>152033438To this day I don't understand why do running fandom or fetish porn blogs think people want to or should listen about their political rants. It just shows an elementary lack of the sense of decorum, no matter their politics. >Wow, I share geopolitical stances with the person that's extremely vocal about shipping in fucking homestuck!How is this anything but a source of personal embarrassment over indirect association with such a fucking loser?
>>152033492She didn't. She made one post about Venezuela (on the tumblr at least)I think other anon is mixing up with President Monroe, one of the mods in the offical hs discord
>>152033704>She gets easily groomed because that’s what she knows>She’s so fucking strong
>>152033721Groomed, nah.Meenah being kind a pedo yeah.Meenah died at 18/19 and vriska at 14. That means that meenah was willing to make out with a 14 year old. Groomed is a strong word it's more she gave vriska her style when they started hanging out by themsevles.
>>152033721>werent they basically the same age???Iirc Beforan trolls spent around 6 years fucking around and doing nothing in their session, so she was 19 while Vriska was, give or take, 14.
>>152033704i dont like how this emoji is looking at me
>Vriska gets happier and becomes a better person after hanging out with MeenahUhh, fellow anti-groomerchuds, our response???
>>152030918I need Skye. She just needs good dick and loving a partner.
>>152033757No I meant I was pissed off about DKS praising the kidnapping and calling Maduro a "narcoterrorist" when others called her out for it. Normally I agree with her Homestuck takes but this got my goat.
>>152030974go back to r/4tran
enough is enough
>>152034058homestuck thread bro
>>152034058>>152034080
>>152034139as a straight white man you just have to swallow the pill on anything that was fun and cool 10+ years ago any fandom video games, cartoons, hell even this website, is full of degenerate faggots and tranny’s.
>>152034020Commie
>>152034166unfortunate. woe is the life of a straight man in 2026
>>152034139don't drop the soap in prison. or else i might be comin' for that ass.
>>152034171Nigga nobody cares about communism it died before everyone here was born. Like tryin to revive that sufferin cult. Its done and dusted.Besides he's a national socialist.
>>152034264Sex with Aranea
>>152034058>>152034080>>152034139Stop complaining about people liking what you don't like and just focus on giving what (You) enjoy more spotlight. Whether it's something more innocuous like "Nepeta my beloved", something more overt like "I'd genocide millions just to fondle Terezi's fat ass", or whatever else you might fancy, there's absolutely nothing stopping from talking about it. JUST FUCKING DO IT.
>>152033704>>152033721So is it okay to like pedo characters now?
>>152034171>>152034277Yes, I'm a commie. Not one of the cringey ones like Hussie and Kate, one of the cool ones who organizes in the labor movement and obsesses over geopolitics.
>>152034337Only if they're women
>>152034322Great choice, these threads definitely need more feferi
>>152033757A literal who that is working on Hiveswap, or so the mod claims.
>>152034348You're in a homestuck thread so it's safe to assume what you're actually organizing is your terabyte-sized johnkat folder ever since you've realized they use hammer and sickle
>>152034348buh-buh-buh-based
I will revive Communism and it will work because this time the people will wear troll horns.The whole thing will fall apart once the FBI and CIA starts killing everyone in the government (highbloods).
Would karkat be into some freaky shit or would he be super vanilla
>>152034902all bark no bite
Nope, I will kill the communism and it will die
>>152034902He's into peggingThat's about it
>>152034902Starts out as vanilla and strongly insists on having a romantic date night with candles which sets the mood for a mutually enjoyable and highly sensual vanilla intercourse, but with enough effort and patience he can be corrupted into being a total sub degenerate with next to no limits.
>>152034908>davekat is about to have sex>dave drops his underwear>karkat sighs>DAVE: whats wrong Karkat>DAVE: not a fan of strider jrKARKAT: IT'S NOT THAT. I WAS JUST >HOPING THAT YOU WERE "TRANSMASC" OR WHATEVER.>KARKAT: SO THAT YOU COULD PEG ME.>DAVE:>DAVE: what.
>>152035174>KARKAT: IT'S NOT THAT. I WAS JUST HOPING THAT YOU WERE "TRANSMASC" OR WHATEVERfucked it up I'm gonna off myself
>>152035188I guess you were just >HOPING to not be a retard lol
>>152035205
>>152035398this deserve to be Cannon
So who or what is manufacturing the Official Homestuck merch store? Like who is making the mugs, aspect hoodies, and aspect pennant banners? Reviews for it seem to mix from good quality on stuff like the mugs and magnet, but the clothes and the pennant look like shit.
>>152035467its canon within our hearts
>>152031855kanaya would be a coke head if she did a colab with gamzee
>>152035527>that part of the story where they in the castle and Rose goes grim dark, probably one of the sad is the most brutal scene in the comic, keep in mind they were just kids.they deserved happy
>>152033714There is already a KF thread about vibri its just under whatpumpkin as a whole
What is his classpect?
>>152035649What they saying about her? They confirmed if she boople or not?
>>152035689Whether or not hussvib is real and they kiss and make love is very important information that could determine the very future of homestuck itself.
>>152035608yeah, especially after both of them saw Dadbert and Mom Lalonde killed by Jack :c
>>152035485They outta Grist.
I prefer single mother Rose.
>>152035748If Chris-chan and Darksydephil are still active even to this day, chances are, Hussie has the same luck and is with a new gf.
>>152035689They do believe that vibri is the same person as boople. Hussie and the bpd vriska cosplayer thats half his age. >>152035808Chris chan and active good joke anon
You ever stumble across some weird body headcanons? I mean way beyond stuff like chubby Terezi.
>>152035855>"weird body headcanons">look inside>fetish porn
He's so goofy. I need him beat into a pulp.
>>152035608So canon that there's unused sprites of them.
>>152035748So true
>>152035904He clearly meant Equius' glasses going beyond the boundries of his face.
>>152035855What, aside from the dog dick, tentabulges, grub scars and John and Jade being black?
>>152035958Let's not bring grubscars into this. They're innocent.
>>152036025Anon her tentabulge...
>>152035958>grub scarsFriendsim has them so they're kinda canon-ish
>read the first half of Lord of Light after writing the first 50k words of my fanficFuck my chud life, I basically ripped this guy off
>>152036078???
>>152036078Tentabulges are awesome. I love when people draw them wrapping around each other. It's strangely romantic and intimate
does anyone else here enjoy davejade?
>>152036182there used to 8e someone who did........ now she's 6one
>>152036248only one poster? surely there are more davejade enjoyers
>>152036182sorry we only enjoy yaoislop here
>>152036182For me, it's specifically cawoof
>>152036275cawoof?
>>152036182I find the overwhelming majority of davejade art involves one or both of them acting incredibly out of character. I don't think it's a bad ship per se, I just think a lot of its fan content feel likes someone projecting a very boring dynamic onto what could be a much more fun and interesting ship.
>>152036304i think thats entirely a valid take. i have seen this a lot in some other ships as well, including now canon ships
>>152036117>Lord of LightNever heard of it
>>152036342https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13821.Lord_of_Light
>>152035855Please do not do this.
>>152036350Cool, never been into sci-fi that much
>His power level... it keeps RISING!
>>152036293Crows go caw Dogs go woofPut them together and you get cawoofI see it used here and there
What would change about the story if the trolls turned out to be really small
>>152036398cute! i usually see spacetime which is cute but i prefer spacejams :) i really like the idea that dave acts really cool but is secretly a huge dork with spaghetti falling out of his pockets
>>152036369im gonna jerk off to this in the off chance these are boobs
>>152036304dave is jade's friend, but he's not interested in her because she's a dopey autistic woman, full stop. the epilogues nail this dynamic
>>152036402Nothing, it's kind of implied that they're short kings with Not-Aradia being shorter than Doc Scratch
i sleuthed around a little and apparently THIS is Vibri???? and she has an Onlyfans????
>>152036402Rose and Kanaya's "sex" ends up being glorified cave exploring.
>>152036455>An entire arc about getting Jade to enlarge Kanaya that ends with Jade cucking Rose instead
>>152036436i feel a need to wrap my hands around her throat and choke her to near-death
>>152036423Well to be fair all the kids are 13 year olds while Doc Scratch is the same size as Little Cal, who is pretty tall for a puppet. Still smaller than an adult
>>152036418Spacetime and spacejams seem to be davejade in general, while cawoof is specifically davesprite x (usually dog-tier) jade or jadespriteAlso I'm still mad they broke up, orange bro deserved so much better
>>152036548ahhhh that makes more sense! well i like davejade in all its forms and yeah i have to agree! i was a big fan of the crow strider AU for what it did for them
>>152036436Yeah and she has an actual permanent womb tattoo. Hussie really landed himself a genuine headcase.
>>152036568The BPDemon of his dreams
>>152031014I think you might be able to luck your way into the least shitty situation
>>152030582>QOTTThis one's a real thinker.>Matesprit is easy. Vriska. I don't care if I end up some form of disabled or smthn due to this I just really want her, both romantically and sexually.>For a moilrail I wouldn't mind Terezi that sounds fun and Terezi is cute.>Kismesis with Aranea, I'm sorry but I like your DaughterMom and I hate you but you're still hot so you're going in the hatefuck quadrant>Auspistice between Feferi and Meenah because why not? I want two soon-to-be Immortal God-Empresses fighting over me that sounds cool.
>>152036568>have a fetish for crazy bitches>make a crazy bitch character>crazy bitches look at her and think "wow she's LITERALLY me">crazy bitches cosplay as her>you can automatically net yourself a crazy bitch just by looking who's dressed as a crazy bitch character you've createdFucking genius move all things considered, I respect Andrew's hustle
>>152036436she did some Vriska cosplay too. I've been following her on twitter since before I got into homestuck and before she started fucking Hussie so ig everything's connected.>>152036717THIS. Even after everything I still respect The Huss just due to this one powermove.
>>152036717Hey I'm not hating. As long as he doesn't get stabbed to death, I'm happy for him.
>>152036887omg it's her <3she's so cute
>>152036182Asking this specific question on this thread is like asking a group of people if they breathe oxygen.
>>152036887>>152036917fanventure?
>>152036436>hussie gets to tap thatdamn... he won...
>>152036887REEEEEEE
>>152036956
>>152036436>>152036739How is this woman even real? She looks fake. Not even human. Is there anyone home behind that stare?
>>152036972>"i have no idea what filters are"
are we now talking about ships?i like janerezi, eriroxy, and jadesol
>>152036994>janereziExplain
>>152036938https://mspfa.com/?s=66776&p=1juniper's house by our dear, sweet, dear, never-did-anything-wrong, beloved jadeanon
>>152031761definitely agree with eridan palewaysas for redrom id say maybe nepeta?blackrom id say terezias for ashen id go with splitting up tavris
>>152036952Bro i thought hussie was gay or someshit
>>152037020theyre both into solving mysteries and also jane could make something for terezi that isnt chalk. also i just want to see them interact more. (also boy issues that they might be able to bond over)
>>152037021>never-did-anything-wrong, beloved jadeanonReal. When jadeanon returns, I will be ready.
>>152037021tou mean the trans guy? the one who apparently did some shenanigans on the husscord?
>>152037061Thats something
>>152037100maybe? i don't think so>>152037087this. I've been biding my time, watching, waiting for her return
>>152037100She is a trans woman. She didn't really do anything on the discord, no. I remember a post about her making a joke that she would create estrogen in her bath-tub for the trans babies, but it was clearly a shitpost.
>>152037150>the rings
>>152036685>the SIZE of 'CADO
>>152037139>>152037087Why don't you two retards just add him on discord and fuck off from the general? Your yearnposting is cringe.
>>152036436please moonrunes fuck this hoe for me so we could cuck hussie!
>>152037147>She>her
>>152037189Fuck her yourself you coward
>>152037191Anon, you are literally reading WOKE the comic. You clearly are mega retarded.
>>152037191Yes those are his pronouns
>>152037200how about ALL of us fuck her. who wants sloppy seconds?
>>152036952he rather fuck a horse
>>152037189He shouldn’t have her>>152037206Sensible people consider Homestuck up to Cascade and parts of Act 6 good and it focuses on things like cool action and programming jokes. If you look at the mess of what comes after and it reads “woke” then “woke” is shown to be a garbage fire that provokes mental illness
>>152037237I don't really think you have any room to talk about mental illness.
You guys realize that Alice/Vibri lurks here too tight?
>>152037189only if she dresses up as damara and only speaks Japanese during sex
>>152037187
>>152037250Nah, he's actually being sane for once. In fact, that was HSG's main take for a long time.
>>152037250Can you say anything besides this gay rejoinderAgain, I am merely summarizing the consensus of HSG when the comic ended and a lot of other (normal) readers. I don’t want to play grabass with you. I’m just letting you know your elders saw something different in Act 6
>>152030582> <3: Feferi> <>: Kanaya> <3<: Gamzee< c3<: Equius
>>152036994ive been getting into davejane and karoxy recently
>>152035788This is Rose after she sent John to die against LE btw
>>152037182*her
>>152037189No Anon, Hussie earned this. He should get as much Vriska cosplayer pussy as he wants. It's the reason Homestuck even exists.
>>152037321>davejanebased>karoxyi mean i like kankri too but idk if he and roxy would be good together. idk
>>152037352sorry! should have clarified, karroxy.
Kankri Lalonde
>>152037370ohhh that makes a lot more sense lol
>>152036436She HAD an onlyfans, Hussie made her stop, It's still up but you can see it all for free through coomer.st if you look for it. Either way it's basically all reposts of the softcore stuff she posted on her NSFW twitter anyways. Maybe sometimes she's actually naked but you still can't see shit. She's still hot but at the end of the day it was basically just Belle Delphine with nothin'
>>152037187Reminds me of that time in the Epilogues when Ult Dirk said>Lord save me from this fake woke nightmare. The tug-of-war might've been the only entertaining thing about that fanfic.
>>152030582Aradia <3Gamzee <>Terezi <3<Me auspitizing karkat and eridan c3<
>>152037405holy sex
>>152037431>auspitizing karkat and eridanThey were already set up to become moirails.
>>152037237>>152037288what you’re saying here is kind of a no-brainer and I don’t really see why people are upset, everything pre-act 6 was the foundation of homestuck, by the time to the scratch and the beginning of act six Hussie the fandom was in full force and chose triple down, more fan service, another session, more villains, more trolls, keep in mind this was 2011-2013 the golden age of the fandom, he played his cards right, but it wasn’t perfect, everything after [S] game over, you could tell he was running out of ideas, I still think the earlier parts of act 6 are very good.
AR Roxy talksprites
>>152037465The problem was [s] game over and after words was hussie had commissioned act 7 years before the actual end so everything after game over was him trying to get the comic to a place where act 7 would still fit even though the comic had moved on from that being an ending that would work easy. It's like himym
>>152037463artist?
>>152037549Carmi. It's the November patreon image
mspfa is like this image if it was unironic
>>152037558>Carmigot a link to blog or
>>152037572mspfa sburb clones that use sburb as a narrative crutch probably wouldn't be so trite if the authors knew what to do with the archetype, or maybe just veered away from replicating homestuck to that level of detail altogether
>>152037585https://spicyyeti.tumblr.com/
>>152037638>The universe has to be destroyed and recreated>It just does, okay!
How are people sleeping on best girl?!
>>152037664I wish she was sleeping on me. Y'know like, curled up into a ball. Like a cat.
>>152037638Did the khajit honestuck coded comic do its own thing or did it latch onto homestuck lore and canon?
If we lived in a non-doomed timeline we would have more non-homestuck mspfas. I'd be fine even with problem sleuth copycats.
>>152037678>khajit homestuck coded comicthe what
I'm hardly the first person to say this, but Hussie should have made an actual Midnight Crew MSPA.
I wish someone with talent just copied the plot of always sunny and the inly really difference is that its set in alternia and the gang are trolls
>>152037686Prequel Her name is Katia and she is best girl right next to meulin
>>152037664>>152037675This is so based
>>152037686This one I thinkhttps://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/
>>152037679Nobody reads those
>>152037788Hey fuck you Sburban Slasher was good
>>152037794I didn't say they are bad
>>152037794this^
>>152037661I honestly dont care if the metaphysics aka the how and why of sburb arent explicitly explained, thats part of the mystique of the gnostic allegory that sburb represents and its not really important for good storytelling (although the average mspfa writer would gain a lot from reading more into that interpretation), just kind of tired of seeing it recycled over and over with no substantial changes to the formula>>152037678I got no idea bro I'm not touching it
>>152037811>I'm not touching itnow you've made her sadtouch the cat, anon.do it now
>>152037880the khajit cabal will NEVER be able to make me like her
>>152038103how a8out now
>>152038118>>152037880what did she do with that pineapple
>>152038163you don't wanna know
i felt inspiredanyways, today is day 80 of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day, more comin6 soon(?)
>>152038118Should've posted the talksprite where her tits bounce
>>152038189Thank you for the doodles
>>152038189you improve every day and i am so proud of you, anon!! <3
>>152038274>>152038349thx you 6uys 8)
I was 6onna redraw this as aranea 8ut 6oddamn drawin6 is so fuckin6 hard for no reason
So according to Munroe, in Beyond Canon of the Candy Timeline, Meenah and Karkat are married their confirmed ages are 40(Karkat) and 23(Meenah).
>>152038588i was a8out to ask how tf Karkat is so much older, 8ut then i for6ot Fuchsias live waaaaaay lon6er than avera6e
>>152038588>source: guy who doesnt even work on the fucking comic
>>152038604It's more of since Meenah died at 19 at the Dream Bubbles, she stays the same age. And when she arrived in Candy Timeline, it's years after the Omega Kids were born. Karkat would have been at least his 30s-40s since at the end of the webcomic, he's supposedly 20 years old/9 sweeps old.>>152038618He works on Hiveswap and is part of the Official Homestuck Discord mod, which automatically means he is part of Hussie and his team.
>>152037678Prequel is purely an Elder Scrolls story. Ironically, Prequel is more true to the medium than HS since it remains an actual quest where the author takes input from internet folk for each update. The crippling problem is the glacial update pace caused by the author having a life.
>>152038219I will now read your comic
i love prequel! havent read it in a hot minute though...
>>152038633i thought meenah only went for younger people... now karkats something like twice her age! literally unreadable!
>>152038516You should dabble in photoshop and just change her skin color hue and cut/paste the horns
>>152038809yeah 8ut condy was 6ettin6 her cheeks clapped 8y LE (an older(?) man, so it evens out)>>152038815i mean, i could, 8ut i kinda wanted to actually *draw* it myself
>>152038516anon give me a hot minute with paint
>>152038652>>152038785Terezi is dunmer coded as fuck
>>152038652>caused by the author having a life.There were thirteen updates over the course of last five years, with zero(0) of them in 2021 and 2023. There's so much you can blame on being busy and having a life before it starts sounding ridiculous.
>>152038189nooo aranea pls don't cry!
>>152038911have no sympathy for her anon, being the harbinger of all the exposition magdumps she completely deserves to suffer
>>152038993this 8ut only on opposite day and with low-functionin6 autism and sta6e 6 dementia
>>152038993>being the harbinger of all the exposition magdumpsBut I've liked them...I would have even read her infodump on leprechaun romance
>>152038516>>152038827
>>152039133whats a stage g dementia?
>>152039173mumblerap
>>152039149>But I've liked them...you might be the only one that did
>>152039171Nice
>>152038652Reading it rn, God this Khajit is adorable.
>>152039237i also liked them... she just wanted to talk to others...
>>152038824Wasn't Condy also married human that was younger than her too? She probably was hundreds or thousands years old when she dated Colonel Sassacre.
>>152039267That man was only 68 years old you sick fuck!
>>152039149>>152039260t. Lightfags
>>152039171i don't know if your father ever said this anon, but im proud of you, and that you were blessed with the amazing ability to draw.
>>152039267Canon btw
>>152039260I do not care if she wanted to talk to people, shes subjecting me, the gracious reader, to the same fucking burden the characters experience of vaguely condescending and egocentric rambles about the nature of godtiering that didnt need to be answered and at that point she needed TO DOUBLE DIE! IMMEDIATELY, ANON!!!
>>152031238catbox it coward
>>152037463>official Homestuck art that's actually sexywtf I love Furthest Ring Studios now
Between Andrew Hussie, FRAF, and Furthest Ring Studios, who would you rather support for Homestuck/Hiveswap?
>>152039467Can I get a scratch? I don't want any of these options
>>152039467>who would you rather support for Homestuck/Hiveswap?
>>152039467i would sooner throw my money into a volcanic pit
>>152037035It was a toss up between Nepeta and Terezi being matesprits. Since Nepeta is very passionate, however I don't think I would keep up with her on her hunting. It was also a tossup for Terezi being Kissmesis but she is well too meaning to actually hate. Kalian on the other hand unlocked new emotions I didn't realize exist since Basil from Omori.
>>152032915this art is peak...
>>1520391718ased
>>152039543
>>152039659Cute girly boy
>>152037292> <c3<: Equiusbetween him and who?
>>152039695yep. whoever hates him is a closet faggot
ladies what do you see in him?
>>152039730i hate him and personally i'm not a closet fa66ot
>>152037150>>152037162oh my god
>>152039736i was thinking exactly about you btw
>>152039754ur lyin6
erotic dolljoints
she would NOT say this
>>152039788wait a fuckin6 minute is that the same fuckin6 pose
wow man if cronus was a 6irl he's 8e so fucka8le it's insane. like top 3 may8e
>>152039773So true. Carapacians and the Problem Sleuth characters are so underrated and sexy. Love me a good stick figure with charming personalities.
Milf Aranae
carapacian women owe me so much sex
>>152039838does aranea really have ALL of that?
>>152039874at this point I’m just waiting for Husseie to confirm that she has the widest hips hips in all of Homestuck.
>>152039874yeah. it's canon (hussie told me so)
>>152039874Shes working with allat
>>152039891>widest hips hips in all of Homestuckthat would be jane
>>152040038“widest hips out of the trolls”
>>152040497good lord nigga
https://mspfa.com/?s=51062&p=70im just going to ignore that post above me and inform you all of a drinking day update
>>152040637>oardinghehheheh
you guys ever consider or maybe even ponder the idea of sex with trolls?
>>152040733Frequently.
>>152040733Maybe with a bag over the head
>>152037463>the official hsbc crew might have a secret hs lewd stash
>>152037638Alright what should be done with the archetype? Go on, tell us.
>>152037638Beneviolent subverts this problem somewhat.
>>152040834that doesn’t sound safe for work
>>152040733Human male on troll femaleYeah, thats the stuff
>>152040834It’s just nudes of hussie
>>152040889Who would look at this
>>152040899Vibi
>>152040853Nta, but I would guess just, go straight for the action.Every story does try to do a whole "fun quirk inrerconnect characters" but it falls into then just saying mildly funny lines before just ending,They each tread the same ground without a real point or uniqueness. Best thing you could do is cut through the beginner bullshit and just hope right in.
>>152040752whys that?
>>152040637You can tell the conjoined session guy did a guest panel because she gets the proportions of a twink
>>152040853Honestly it's just a death game. Lots of things you can do in one of those.If we're couching that against literally any bildungsroman-ish picaresque-ish tale with a bunch of kids finding out about harsh truths and suffering the consequences, you can take it in literally any direction that isn't identical to the comic's JRPG-style play-game-become-god progression. Heck, you could just make Homestuck into a typical isekai and call it a day.
>>152041121You can tell they did a guest panel because they're explicitly credited on the page. They did nerf Romana's ass in their part tho.
>>152040853in my honest opinion, nothing CAN be done really. whatever has been worth modifying wrt sburb as a plot device has probably been done at this point. does that mean it ought to be abandoned entirely? no, it could probably still be spun in an interesting way if the characters are compelling
>>152041057My personal headcanon is that trolls do not actually look or feel that great up close. They are warmblooded fleshy bugs. But still bugs.
Korpus x Erimos makes me feel things.
>>152041203Really? Damn should have looked for that credit could have been the sburb exe guy for all I know
>>152041188basically, and if an author had a hankering for sburb exclusive 'tism they could look into the things that were directly inspirational for homestuck like computer science and spin something a bit more unique while still retaining those bits of homestuck DNA
now that i think a8out it........ may8e kanaya IS a 8ad person, and her 8ein6 cucked in the epilo6ues is her comeuppance
>>152041361the only thing she did wrong was letting karkat talk her out of chainsaw assraping gamzee when she had the chance
>she has no clothes and will have to go through the rest of the comic in just her stripper-esque underwearBold premise. I'm interested.
>>152041208Snuggle bugs
So Cridea would be 7-9 years old?
>>152040733will ellith bewbs ever grow out more or is she stuck in table proportions forever?
>>152041484I mean, what does she even have to eat out in the woods, tree bark?
>>152041490i thought wendingbull helped her to forage for food in the forest, maybe even go to a near by river to get some fish. if they can find Faygo while in the forest they can find anything really.anyway i think Ellith is a late bloomer, once the hormones hit she will get some orange sized fronts.
>>152041379let's see... so, she:is the one to builds the path for Feferi to treat Eridan like a burden "I Wonder If Any Other Kid On The Planet Has As Many Burdens In The Fire As You"doesn't try to stop Vriska because she wants to stay in her good graces "If I Tried To Stop You You Would Regard Me As An Enemy Instead Of Merely As A Nuisance"and she does NOTHING to stop Rose's alcohol addiction
>>152037463Notice the nails on her middle and ring fingers being trimmed? This is a subtle hint.
>>152041450Nvm, solar sweeps is not a thing on Alternia anymore. Now they are all Earth years just like us.
>>152041484When she turns 17 she gets milfy
>>152041527>is the one to builds the path for Feferi to treat Eridan like a burden "I Wonder If Any Other Kid On The Planet Has As Many Burdens In The Fire As You"I don't think you can really hold Kanaya responsible for a offhanded remark. And frankly, Eridan WAS a burden, dude was a terrible moirail. >doesn't try to stop Vriska because she wants to stay in her good graces "If I Tried To Stop You You Would Regard Me As An Enemy Instead Of Merely As A Nuisance"Yes, how DARE Kanaya not want to break her friendship.>and she does NOTHING to stop Rose's alcohol addictionRight, because quitting alcohol is SO easy for alcoholics.
>>152041572>Yes, how DARE Kanaya not want to break her friendship.she's an ena8ler. she did NOTHIN6 to even TRY to stop her friend from 8ein6 a horri8le person.>Right, because quitting alcohol is SO easy for alcoholics.it's not, 8ut she didn't even TRY, aside from may8e tellin6 her to stop. lazy ass 8itch could've tried to may8e force the issue a little harder than just sayin6 "Rose Please Stop Consuming Large Amounts Of Your Human Soporific" 8ut NOOOOOOO she just HAD to put in the least amount of effort possi8leADDITIONALLY, she 8admouths eridan to Rose to flirt with her... for no reason, 8asically. Like, that's some hi6hschool mean 6irl shit ri6ht there. twofaced 8itch had it comin6 when jade was cummin6 in her wife
>>152041484Moonrunes has answered this lore important inquiry.
How tf do i look at my hair stylist and ask them I want my hair to look like this
>>152041769tell them to put a 8lowdryer on your hair for a few minutes and nothin6 else. it should achieve the same effect
>>152041769I'm sure some normal real life celebrity had a hairdo like that for a while, just find a picture of them and show them that.
Kanaya should have killed her.
>>152041793kanaya should've excepted that she received the karma she deserved
>>152041674i doubt she would get this fat pair of tits when get older, but who i to say. (she getting hairy pits makes more sense than having big cow tits)
>>152041792I'm trying but I am shit out of luck, I know Twinks have that hair style but I also dont wanna show her a twink on my phone
We need more pits.
>>152041793"YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!!"
>>152041813Nigga its a haircut just get a 3ddp twink you wanna be one anyways
>>152041793If kanaya wasnt so uppity about pubic hair, I'd probably help her hereI can tell you that much
Kanaya has more restraint than me. That chainsaw would have come out as soon as they admitted it.
>>152041813maybe just trim the photo before showing her, to only show in portrait close up?its just the hair anyway that she needs to see.
Kanaya is a jadeblood which means she owes me sex.
>>152036420Bullshit, in the comic proper he was spilling spaghetti over her precisely because she was an autistic dope. You'd have a better case if you tried to argue she wasn't particularly attracted to HIM.
Kanaya is the only jade8lood i don't like 8ecause she's an ena8ler and deserves to 8e 8eaten to death with a 8rick. the rest are fine
>>152041863Mindfang...
>>152041867Yeah doing shit like constantly leaving her giant long messages about how he wants to roleplay furry shit with her, dude was crushing HARD. It's like coming out of Homestuck and not thinking that Karkat didn't lust after her just as much.
>>152041881>>152041867>Dave instantly develops feelings for the random girl he met online that's nice to him and puts up with his autistic ramblingsRelatable
>>152041863would give cunnilingus
>>152041887Based.
Would MCU tony stark be considered a theif of time? What if he was a troll? What would his cast be
re8lo6 if you think the woman on the ri6ht is JUSt as 8eautiful as the woman on the left
>>152041867Homestuck has run for so long people have forgotten what the characters were actually like.God I hate postcanon.
>>152033704Look at my media literacy dawg my fandom is going jail
>>152042008Tricksters dont owe me anything, but they act like a sex debt must be paid to recover their lost honor. I'm scared for my life.
>>152042023trickster women (jane) should force themselves on me. there will 8e no resistance, 8ut it should still 8e forceful
>>152042023throw me into the tricksters and I would come out a father
>>152042134ANONANON THE BOARDTHE ADVERTISERSOH GOD ANONTHINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
>>152042134God I Wish That Were Me
yikes
I guess we doing Korpus now.
COSPLAY COSPLAYCOSPLAY, back with more pictures!!
>>152042171
>>152042179
>>152042188
Erimos can't handle all that. Give them to me.
>>152042201I'm drop kicking him when he least expects it.
>>152042216
>>152042228
>>152042237
>>152042245Last for now
>>152042252would both
>>152042328I don't know anon.....they never really had chemistry...but it is cute
God bless Korpusfags
>>152042343they had plenty of chemistry fuck you mean?
Hardlocked updated!https://mspfa.com/?s=64653&p=129
>>152042343>they never really had chemistryGod shut the fuck UP Twitter. You wouldn't know chemistry if you were burned to death in a tub of acid.
>>152042206Erimos is definitely handling all that. Who knew desert was such a shotacon
>>152042538thou6ht this was colonel sassacre x rose and 6ot excited 8ut no, it's just john........
>>152042461sick
>>152041769ask for a short whispy shag cut
>>152042609lmfao
Imagine Yttris and Dmarko bulge...
My headcanon is that Yttris is packing something below average....
>>152042752I miss ask character blogs
>>152042727Wrong. He's got a trouserbeast.
>>152042762horrifyin6 creature lol>>152042778i wish i saw any character 8lo6s to miss them
>>152042790No, 4.5 incher.. a cute 4.5 incher.
>>152042727>>152042790>>152042819what if he's ftm and has so pebis
>>152042838*no
>>152042838
>>152042461I like how this panel looks, its cute
>>152042881this 8ut i only support trans women who are sexy and pass, or trans men who are sexy and don't pass
>>152042897You will NEVER be as big a pervert as I am. You are a faker and a fraud.I spit on you for even daring to chase when you aren't willing to run the whole mile.
>>152042937haha okay 6ay 8oi keep copin6 whilst i 8an6 hella pooni'm chasin6 sexy, sexy feminine 8itches the only thin6 ur chasin6 is a lack of hoes
Weird flex but I got head from a tranny once (mtf)and I shit you not, 5 top BJs of my life. Her tongue moves on my balls were freaky as fuck.
>>152042991we,, ]\ yrewah a guy whjknows what a ghuys oeis should be leasurewd by
What if Vriska called you a nigger?And you liked it?
>>152043068i'd kill her 'cus i'm tsun lik4 6hwt
>>152043068i dunno man, i guess thats kinda weird but it wouldnt really be that much worse than the other stuff shes doneplus im not black, so i guess id keep fucking her?
>>152042957dawg you have a typing quirk, we know who you are, your track record, you have no rights saying this
>>152043146>track recordyeah with my spotless track record of heterosexuality, i have ALL the ri6hts to say this. all of them
bake?
Cosplay anon here,Digging more into the archives and I have reach nudestucks/ more dramafagging posts, Mostly roxy cosplayers. Here's and example https://files.catbox.moe/703nyn.jpg
>>152043171Heck yeah, this has improved since I last saw it
>>152043305hot
>>152043317Midwest women are a special breed I swear.
do y'all agree or nah
>>152043323Move gamzee down one, move aranea up one, give Doc his own "Hussie" tier and add hussie in a special tier called "Kill that nigga now"
>>152043323>vriska in evil>equius and kanaya in bad
>>152043335nah gamzee is in a good spot
>>152043335i mean gamzee still did cause a LOT of shit to go down, and was a catalyst for LE existing and therefore.... literally the entire story happening>>152043344>vriskakills people. bullies tavros sadistically.>equiussexually harasses multiple people.>kanayaenables vriska's bad behavior, two-faced, at least when it comes to Eridan
Now I reached pissstuck posts....why???
>>152043323Move Terezi to morally dubious, Kanaya to normal, Damara to evil, Tavros to normal, Aranea to bad, Porrim to normal, Kankri to normal I guess? even if hes annoying
>>152043367you reached what
>>152043367https://files.catbox.moe/6jnx9f.jpgforgot to add it, this the least bad one I found
>>152043360didnt read the comic award
Okay is ANYONE going to make the next thread or ???
>>152043323mituna sacrificed his sanity for the well-being of the teamcronus is worse than vriskakankri is a terrible person inside and outfeferi did nothing wrongmeulin did nothing wrong on her own, she's being mind-controlled by kurloz on occasionaradia doesn't care much for the well-being of her friends and just wants to see things break apart latula gets jealous when she thinks other girls might up-stage herkanaya is the only reason gamzee, eridan and vriska didn't kill everyone
>>152043387Well... I think it's over there!
>>152043387I made this one but I can make the next one too. wanted to let others have a turn
>>152043401GO for it, I'm still reading the archives
>>152043374>terezi to morally dubiousshe kills john for the lolz. that's pretty evil. idk>kanaya to normalmaybe. she *does* enable vriska's bad behavior (murder), and is a little two-faced>damara to evili guess i can see that.>tavros to normalno lol. he's a prick to basically anyone who he views as lesser than him, or when he's in a position of power. when he first met the kids, and when he was a ghost and was fucking with john>aranea to badfair. that's probably better>porrim to normali mean, social justice is a good thing i think.>kankri to normalyeah probably>>152043380i did tho>>152043392>mitunayeah but, going based off of what we've seen of him so far, which admittedly isn't his best, it's not good. can't judge him based off of what we don't know>cronus is worse than vriskawell to my knowledge he hasn't crippled and emotionally abused one of his "friends" repeatedly, killed multiple people for his lusus or manipulate events to create a villain for himself to defeat so i don't think so>feferi did nothing wrongshe's not *perfect*. I remember at least one convo where she was rude to Jade, so that's something. She's good>meulini only put her there since we don't really know *much* about her. i suppose she'd be better in a better tier>aradia doesn't care much for the well-being of her friends and just wants to see things break aparttrue.... she's morally dubious i think>latula gets jealous...i mean that's pretty normal though. I guess she *could* go up a tier, but idk i feel it's not extreme enough
baked! >>152043431>>152043431>>152043431
