The Stars and Signs are Perfect EditionQOTT: If you had to be a certain blood type, which would it be?Last Dream Bubble >>152043431
Remember anons, Homestuck will forever be a part of us
>>152056459Re-requesting this. For vocaroo lulz.
Op here and for I, I would like to be a Jade Blood, something about their roles speaks to me, I tend to care more than others and love to hold a sense of responsibility, plus living higher than a century is a nice bonus
>>152056468CERULEANERULEAN
>>152056479alwayz n forever u____u
>>152056468RustLive fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse
>>152056468jade because jadebloods are pretty :-)
>>152056459>>152056496gotchu. page 5553
>>152056468I am an indigo blood.
>>152056590https://voca.ro/1edlGDuvPfGrTHANK YOU. MY GOOD MAN.
>>152056616Make this a soundpost next
>>152056616Saucy
>>152056616I had my volume loud for a sec fuck me...
>>152056616beautiful, especially the laugh
>>152056468>QOTT: If you had to be a certain blood type, which would it be?cerulean. not even for the chance at mind control, I'm just loyal to my star sign and also it'e the best blood color. plus I get a longer lifespan
>>152056616Now we need that chick to play the Jane parts.
>>152056357Vriska real...........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmlCuzn_mqI
>>152056468Cerulean, I'm already a painfully sterotypical scorpio and I'm really hoping I'll be able to mindrape people(it's okay if I only get to read their minds though)
Homestuck Animated tomorrow, btw.
Love that they did a Problem Sleuth callback in the most recent BC update. Honestly this was one of the best updates in a while. We're finally seeing some of the main cast again
I love how its canon Jane has big tits.
i fucking hate pooners i fucking hate pooners every pooner is just a woman with a fashion accesory pronoun i hate poonstuckgive homestuck back to the trve trvnsexvals stupid dykes
>>152056919noice noice
>>152056942Dirk get off /co/ and go back to repping on deltritus
>>152056942Some of them are cool and will let you smash if you indulge their delusions
>>152056942Calm down Vriska
>>152056848I FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEI FUCKING HATE MEAT TIMELINEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152056942The era of the transbien is over. The age of the pooner begins.
will probably make a zillium battle axe
>>152056942holy FUCK i want to eat out his hairy pussy and slobber on his clit while he calls me a faggot for wanting another man this desperately
>>152057070>skateboard axeThis is too powerful to exist
>Be me.>Having a weird thing with a Homestuck RPer.>They're a Transman, but only play girls.>Favorite is FTM Porrim, and especially likes it when Porrim is broken and reverted back to a female.>During a phone call my words slipped and called 'em a chick.>Said she didn't mind if I said it.Guys I might be onto something. I know she cosplayed in the past. I want to see if I can get her to cosplay Roxy.
>>152057100Factory reset her!
>BC right now>this thread right nowJegus
>>152057070sick art, bro. this your sona? skateboard axe is incredibly based
>>152057115thanks, hes my fankid and his name is Rock Casbah
I put him in the dryer because I don't like him.
>>152057112>>152056933I tried bro. It was a damned good update too :/
>>152057086Don't talk about bubbles von salamancer this way please
Did anyone take the popularity poll earlier today? There were some deep cuts on there, chuffedaboutduds and fedorafreak were both options haha it was really extensive. I just did a mix of kids and trolls though. I should have put a Carpacian on there. My top 3 were Jane, Equius and Feferi. I guess I really am a chud
>>152057446For a split second when I first looked at the thumbnail I thought she had massive fucking nuts
Roxy's pubes peeking from the top and sides of his garish pink thong. Imagine the things a slutty man like that would try in bed...
Ponder the aroma.
Simply imagine.
>>152057652i can see roxy not shaving his pubes but he'd shave his pits 100% tho
>>152057446love this artist
>>152057671I won't let him.
>>152057702I wonder how much overlap there is between /m/ stuff and Homestuck fans?
please god someone tell me what genre of music homestuck's ost is so I can find more like it
>>152057728A question for the ages.
things the homestuck humans would be into:>JOHN: degradation, biting>ROSE: tentacles, xeno, blood drinking>DAVE: dry humping, clothed sex, edging>JADE: vanilla but wants to have a threesome really bad>JANE: breeding, latex>ROXY: sex with a medium chance of being caught, free use>DIRK: bdsm, choking, praise, hair pulling>JAKE: degradation, blue ladies, creampies
I just can't understand how someone can be excited for Vriskagram Again. Meat has been nothing but rollbacks on what the previous team did in the worst way possible. They insinuated Karkat x Calliope? Actually no they didnt what are you sayingJake and Jane are not in the ship? Well we want to use them more so yes they areJade and Dave made up off screenAt this point take me back to candy dog at least things are a consistent brand of miserable there.
>>152057829>dry-humping>praisecan the striders stop being based for like 5 minutes please
>>152057836It's been so long I've forgotten. Why were Jade and Dave on bad terms?
My faggot world begins
>>152057872>"my faggot world">pic is literally just a woman with pronouns This is stolen valor, be honest with yourself and just admit you're a bislut
>>152057388>take the popularity poll earlier todayHave I missed something again
Imagine telling a teen girl in 2014 that dave will end up having onscreen (beyond)canon gay sex
>>152057934I like jade’s profile picture
>>152057934i thought that was meant to be karkats hand tho?>>152057923official discord poll
>>152057900I'm on faggot shit you ain't never heard of. I'll make you eat those words, chaser!
>>152057940Not sure, looks like a white hand to me, same deal though Also judging by the lack of seething and abundance of gay in this thread I guess all the oldfags have finally given up and left. Davekat hating was all homestuck threads were for a long time
I feel so free.
>>152057963Davekat is still fucking trash with zero natural chemistry that is of any relevance only because ipgd has manged to worm her into hussie's circle years ago and push her shitty ship. People are just not particularly concerned with one more bad element of an already terrible fanfic that is HS^2
>>152057984whos ipgd again?
>>152057994Ancient tripfag, she became hussie's orbiter after personally bringing him a /hsg/-funded dildo. She was a total degenerate into nasty stuff like piss and bestiality(think bec with jade), but it's worth noting she was a davekat shipper and dog dick jade enthusiast, which just so coincidentally became things later on.I hate davepeta but there's a silver lining in that abomination's existence by having denied that bitch the chance to push her "davesprite has a cloaca so damn hawt" fetish too
>>152057938do you think her dog dick gets hard at every sexual thing not even including her? i can imagine she's already hard by the sight
>>152058018ZAMN
>>152058018what
>>152058097im talking about jade damit
Don't you love offscreen moments like Vriskagram?
Why is she so mad if she's the source of her problems? Is she stupid?
>>152058217No, but the actual plot and character-related content of Vriskagram was so fucking awful that I think I'd rather suffer through that trash for a few minutes than for hundreds of pages.
>>152056468QOTT:porp
>>152057984it's true and the epilogues really drove it home. terezi is basically the only character who has any chemistry with dave and even thats kind of iffy
why the FUCK have these threads started movin6 faster a6ain?????? are we 8ack? is /hs6/ 8ack?
fat vriska is hungry, where are you taking her to eat?
>>152058541my house so she can eat a fuckin6 salad
>>152058459Discord is feeding the trannies their special pills and they got the zoomies
>meat was considered the best part of the epilogues >now it’s the worst part of hs^2/BCmeatbros…what happened?
>>152058554>meat was considered the best part of the epiloguesit was always davekatslop. The best parts of meat were dirk and john, plus jake shitting himself. Candy has always been the true kino.
>>152058552well that explains the relatively lower quality of posts>>152058554the meat rotted lol
>>152058554Epilogues Meat > Epilogues CandyHSBC Meat < HSBC Candy(technically Deltritus is Meat and its very popular but like we're talking about the meat ship here)
>>152058554I am more interested in the cast of characters I spent time with as teenagers being older and more mature adults being forced to go on another fucked up adventure to save their kids and stop their lives from being destroyed than I am the same characters now only slightly older having drama on a ship where the only thing they do is wait to get to the place where story happens.
>>152058563>The best parts of meat were dirk and john, plus jake shitting himself.Come on, you can't not mention the passive-aggressive arguments between Dirk and Alt Calliope during their narrative tug-of-war.
>>152058590that's just re6ular ol' cali6inous flirtin6. nothin6 too nota8le t8h
in 3 years homestuck will be 20 years old
>>152058642homestuck is unc
>>152058642fuck you
>>152058606The banter was fun though
>152058590Yeah by Dirk I meant everything involving him. His fight with Calliope, his fucking with jake, mindbreaking Rose and Kanaya, its all great. Same with John's adventure. Its just the earthshit thats bad in meat.
>Colsla's a cumbloodl o l
candykino vs meatslop
feces vs excrement
>>152058669
>>152058702>betty crocker brand frostingthis is horribly ooc and the artist needs to kill herself. i know it's a woman becausw wemrvfn are studopid
>>152058687MEATDeath is just an illusion
>>152058687lalonde pussy so good you wish you were dead of course i'd pick that shit
>>152058723I hope terezi will prototype his corpse since she still has him in the wallet and he'll come back this way
when Matespritships sleep, they both share the same dream together.
>>152058746so then he can fuse with June to make Ult.Egbertsprite as god intended
>>152057613fuck is this canon? theyre doing the retarded tif thing thing?
>>152058753CORRECT!
>>152057613>his
>>152058687Candy has milf Lalondes and Kanaya and a cool ass fucking war to fight in.Meat has a ship where I'd be forced to go to "DJ parties" and "bookclub" with millennials in their mid twenties.Positive or not Candy is the most engaging part of BC after the HS^2 writers were fired for being terrible.
>>152058751true and factual and real
>>152058746Shit who could he fuse with that would A- make him a girlB- change his name enough that it could become June
John is more compatible with Aranea, just like Jake would work better as Vriska's bitchboyYou can't refute this
>>152058767Speak english you trog.
>>152058789>trogSpeak English you fucking retreardv e
>>152057613Genuinely what are you talking about. What pubes
>>152058753>>152058779god willing only one of the johns will do the stupid june thing and then I can forever disengage with that one but I know this is cope
>>152058788No one is compatible with spiders not even spiders
>>152058799Trog. As in troglodyte.
>>152058801The ones from the newest [S] right here;>>152057652>>152057658The one you're replying to was someone's edit and you fell for it sadly.
>>152058788nah. they both need anons to put them in their place. John is for Rose, and Jake is for Jane, as is nature
>>152058825someone make the text organge and make the guy john
>>152058803We can only pray
>>152058803>He doesn't want JuJoEbgertspritegay
>>152058789tif thong thing* I hate this trender roxy characterization
can't wait for alt. calliope to rape ult. dirk
>>152058886What the fuck do you mean by tif? Is it an acronym? Are you a moron? Speak clearly or I will beat you.
>>152058820this, I claim the blue blabbermouth
cuties who can do no wrong
>>152058934fucking your friend behind her wife's back is pretty bad
>>152057388>CarpacianThe typo indicates you don't give a shit at all.
>>152058941yeah but said wife kinda deserved it so it works out
>>152057388>Jane and Feferiholy shit you're literally me fr
>>152058957>buzz lightyear shelf.gif
munch!
>>152058995i hate vriska, but i kinda want to see her rip someone's flesh from their bones with her teeth
>>152058901>a female possessing a hermaphrodite whose other self from another timeline is a they/them rapes a pure and completely innocent gay manThat would be a truly powerful social commentary on modern liberal politics
>>152059032>tyranical sociopath getting his comeuppance from an otherworldy figure akin to a goddessit would be completely different from earth liberal politics
>>152059013i do hate vriska but not in your morbid psychopath, yeah she’s a huge bitch, and manipulative, and is a villain, but she can be nice sometimes, in those moments truly shine, but then she just goes back to me evil, so I should say it’s a black quadrant thing, I love to hate her.
>>152058995i love vriska, and i kinda want to see her bite someone's flesh to their bones with her kiss
>>152059032>pure and completely innocent gay manDirk stop using /co/ and focus on your gay little session
>>152057728I made this a week or two ago, so there's at least a few of us
jade doodle because shes a qt :}
>>152059219Hella cool, dude.
skyesla stocks are reaching orbit rn
>>152059360>Cease this action Foid>I am not going to fall for your paltry seductions>I am saving myself for my one true Foid-Goal
>>152056357>Vriska's real and /here/I think life is worth living bros
>>152059434Nah he's an incel chud he'd fold instantly, they're made for eachother in the worst way possible it's great.
Could Femsla be fixed?
>>152058934Fef and Nepeta: died and remained pureJade: died and “god tiered” but ended up in a dog dick cuckold story after being asleep all the timeTruly dead act 5 girls are best(btw captcha looked like Bec)
>>152059019Thought this was roxy for a second
>uploads 70 pages in the span of 5 days in the middle of 2023>disappears without a trace>does that again two years laterWhat did the author of alternate pooniverse mean by this?
>>152059560Where's this from...
>>152056616Very loud, you need to not eat your mic.
>>152059745shit management
people still doing vocaroos I want to hear Sollux say I'm good at minecraft
Godddddd why is Roxy so fucking hot
>>152059765Tridesert (author of Space Days) drew these. cant find anything on his tumblr about it though
God this shit is ass.
i have a mighty need
>>152059867Voids are horny fuck machines by their nature.
Here's something that nobody asked for or probably has ever thought about but damn if I didn't just think about it: Homestuck aspects and their most closely aligned path from Honkai: Star Rail lore IMO.>Breath/Permanence: Might seem strange at first but the revelation of Permanence is how change is the only permanent thing, this fits Breath the most>Life/Abundance: Pretty self explanatory, Abundance is about life, healing and immortality>Light/Rememberance: Rememberance is about memories and the collection and preservation of knowledge contained in them>Time/Finality: The aeon of Finality travels backwards through time speaking a prophecy in reverse about the future and can change past events>Heart/Elation: this one fits because Elation is about jokes, pranks and such but also sorrow which are representative of the self expression of sentient beings, also a theme of masks and hiding ones true identity>Rage/Destruction: Destruction is the denial of the world and all other paths>Blood/Harmony: Harmony is about understanding, supporting, and cooperating and putting the collective above the individual>Doom/Nihility: Pretty self explantory as well, people who step on the path Nihility start their own self destruction>Void/Enigmata: Enigmata is about obscuring and hiding the truth but also about free will and resisting determinism>Space/Preservation: Preservation is the oldest path that separated the cosmos from the void and protects living worlds but is also quite disconnected from people, the Aeon rarely acknowledging mortals and just doing it's own thing>Mind/Erudition: Also pretty self explanatory, in addition to smarts Erudition deals with choices and pre-determination and how absolute knowledge destroys the possibility of free will>Hope/Trailblaze: Trailblaze is the path of dreams, exploring the universe and connecting worlds, it's HopeThanks for coming to my TED talk.
>>152059889Beyond Canon sucks and you're surprised? The only people still reading it are actual retards.
>>152059966they are hellbent on making my wife ugly as fuck
>>152057829>Jane: Latex, Breeding.>Jane loves the feeling of latex, the shininess, the squeaks.>Latex thigh high boots, bra, panties for sexy time.>Makes you wear a very, very flimsy condom thats designed to stretch only a little, then uses her life powers to give your balls an extended magazine, giving you the ability to cum for a full minute straight, ballooning the condom inside of her before it bursts.
>>152060006I wonder who got >>152060000
>>152060099oh my goodness...
>>152060099
>>152060099yes please
>>152060218>>152060178>>152060153You are now imagining a Busty-Gumshoe-built Jane being the one to do all this. >>152060099Have fun with that.
>>152060348
hey, dickheads. any news on the show?
>>152060099imagine the aftercare.
>>152060099do you have an Ao3 account because.. uogh
>>152060622Of course not lmao The pilot was ass
>>152060635I write but I never post anything. Currently writing a phantasy novel that I plan to illustrate every twenty or fifty pages.But I do love writing smut.
>>152060653A smut story where the aspects are used in very explicit situations would be hot.Powers used in sex acts when they can is generally pretty nice
>>152060780Way ahead of you. So far I've got these stories made.>Jane and John in a hook up, Jane's horniness unintentionally activating her Life Powers and making her ovulate as she leg-locks him.>Terezi, being a Thief, is able to turn invisible by stealing the Light around her, allowing her to feel up and grope Kanaya on Halloween, who believes shes being targeted by a ghost.>Dave timestops the universe so he can grind up into Roxy. Aradia is there, watching from the closet in a superman costume.>Cop Terezi wandering through a Resident-Evil styled Cockpocalypse.
ATTENTION ROXYLOVERS. This is what his thong looks like. That is all.https://imgur.com/a/F44eLiC
>>152060653One renity lusty human milking farm novella please. Edge the coom, extra sweaty
>>152060838>Terezi, being a Thiefhold on a minute player.
>>152060854I have never read Renity's story so I do not know how to properly articulate her. Sorry. Best I can do is Jane Crocker's Clone Farm.
>>152060860Sorry, Vriska.* I just woke up. Brains at 50.
>>152060868I can work with that. I admire your commitment to well thought out smut
Finally caught up with gayshit after a longer while and it's actually getting pretty interestingAlso that recent [S] page was absolutely painful to watch.
>>152060845>his
>>152060875You’re good, collector spoons for today.
>>152060909>he didnt get the memo
can meatroxy fuck dirks ass with a strap on already? im getting bored
>>152060938Dirk is a gay transphobe who would YWNBAM Roxy, so that's not happening unless we're going for the corrective rape angle.
i will gladly take this beautiful new jade and ignore its relation to postcanonslop to the best of my ability
>>152060896I've been at this a long time.>Is your Dreambubble empty?>Has it floated so far away from any cluster or nearby bubble that you can't reach anyone else and only send messages?>Do you miss your friends?>Are you lonely?>Jane Crocker's Clone Farm is here for you!>Jane Crocker had a dream, to one day take over the family business from the safety and security of her own home! Thanks to her powers of Life and the DNA of her friends, she can cure your debilitating and crippling malaise!>Want a John to play Ghostbusters with? She can zoop one up and send him right to ya!>Need a Dave to rap wits with? You'll never be called a White Boy Rapper again thanks to Dave, the original White Boy Rapper, helping you out!(With optional Squarewave and Sawtooth accessories!)>Are you someone whose just lonely, and in desperate need of "Company"?>For a few hundred more, let Lady Crocker help design your ultimate companion. From height, weight, measurements, age, she can help make you the ultimate "Friend" for the rest of your After-Life existence!>Send a message to Dreambubble 784932489-22JN9F-2284856.444131A1A for a free consultation with one of our many Jane designers!>Consult your doctor before order.>Jane Crocker's Clone Farm - where your smile is our guarantee.
Hey why is that Dirk's hand in the [S]?
>>152060978Quit nooticing.
>>152060978>>152060995well this explains why this section went fast out of nowhere. also my theory is correct (i think) he is like living in a basement bunker apocaliptic style (probally with the girls too? who knows) waiting for the final battle like the gay chud he is, and watching everything from his godtier strider ipad.
>>152060931I thought one of the things they changed in BC compared to ^2 was making roxy non binary instead of trans
>>152061058In the end, Roxy will never go back to be a woman.
>>152061057>godtier strider ipad.I read this as "godtier sister ipad" and thought you meant he installed a screen on rose for no reason
>>152061058i thought it was>girl -> nonbinary -> man
>>152060976Thanks. Gave me a good laugh
Who would YOU order from Jane Crocker's Clone Farm?
>>152061120I'll have two Vriskas, a Vriska large, a Terezi with extra hips, a Kanaya, two Lalondes, one with grimdark, and a large Condesce
>>152061067>"Rose please stay still I want to check on my socials" He says and he swipes the monitor on Rose's head back.
>>152060931>trans positive in a pervert way>implying being trans in itself is not a fetish at all
>>152061187Jane "xenophobia (based)" Crocker would not clone one of those grey-skinned horned niggermonkies EVER
>>152061120jane, and these two.
>>152061253>implying she wouldn't do something like pic related
>>152061320why'd he do it lol
>>152061375i'd give her my luck 8r8k if you know what i mean
If they're going to do Johnsprite please let Harry suffer through it just because how funny it would be to see him have his-dad-but-not-quite as a sprite and seeing him lust after a troll he only ever read about in books
>>152061418wait are you saying john would lust after terezi or after vriska
>>152061067He's simulating AR with her. It makes him feel something
>>152061428Harry met Vriska and even if it would be uncomfortable I think Terezi would be way worse. Imagine discovering your father had a pitch fling before getting with your mom that probably never made it into any book, and then seeing an alternate version of your dad reenact it live in front of you.
>>152061455yeah that would be pretty funny
Another thing for voices.Millie from Helluva Boss = Terezi.
>>152061326Google says these laborers supported India in a football match against UAE, so their Gulf Arab employer decided to teach them their place.
>>152061486what no? terezi's voice would be scratchy and annoying, like a female karkat, not country
>>152061497well then i guess it was deserved
>>152061500Consider this.Country lawyer Terezi, in a tight white shirt, rolled up sleeves, suspenders, slacks, and talking in a southern accent as she interrogates you.
>>152061517i can see redglare like that but not terezi idk i just don't see it lol
>>152061532Ah well. Guess its just me then.>Caliborn, walking up to Dirk: "EXCUSE ME HOMO, WILL YOU SIGN MY PETITION?"
>>152061539i would sign the petition personally
>>152061549https://vocaroo.com/>Caliborn attempts to solicit petition signatures.
who uploaded my fuckin6 picture to the mspa8ooru which one of you is that fuckin6 8ased??? whoever it was i'm 6onna 6ive you a sloppy kiss on the mouth
>>152061517Terezi as the lawyer in My Cousin Vinny is a hilarious mental image
>>152061659and you swear you're not gay, it's over for you buddy.
>>152061803i would fully renounce my heterosexuality for someone who likes my art enou6h to put it somewhere like a 8ooru
She does this to my balls btw
why is everyone in homestuck a flavor of tranny now? i guess this is what we get for wanting more content after it ended
>>152061659is "scoundrellyFeline" here? could the real scoundrellyFeline please stand up.
>>152061908Your balls do this too?
>>152061915This is what it means to go gayer than gay
Korpus is such a lackluster character in my eyes, the authors intent from what I can surmise is that he's this sensitive soul who constantly lashes out at others he has no reason to be angry at, however, there is nothing underneath his actual exterior other than a played out crush on the shy girl and some insecurities over his other relationships. It's like a really toned down cliffnotes version of Eridans character but without the wildly more entertaining violent spree.
>>152061916Through the power of Skia anything is possible>>152061935Yeah I blow up in her face and my jizz gets all over her
A Vriska with big fat titties is a rare thing in the multi-verse of Dreambubbles. For every billion Vriskas, only 8 are bigger than a C-Cup.What sort of bra would she wear?
>>152061945Hes also a cuckboy in every lewd hes in. Korpus literally cant stop losing.
>>152061945Isn't he younger than the rest of the cast? Why are people expecting him to be more mature?
>>152061945You fail to see the love Korumlith love triangle that makes this actually interesting, the 3 way character dynamic they got has Auspistice written all over it
>>152060972Imagine that dress bulging out from her big pregnant belly
>>152061978I never said I wanted him to be mature, I want him to be more entertaining. He is not fun to read, he's boring.>>152061973He is also a cuck, a cuck to an even MORE boring seadweller that warps around to being humorous in how boring he is
>>152061969I'm sorry anon but Paradox Space demands that she be flat, if she had tits she'd turn out like Aranea and no real spider enjoyers want that.
>>152060972im gonna need this >>152062004 and a tits edit posthaste
>>152061994My issue with the Korpus Mallum Kismesis is that there's just zero chemistry there. Moonrunes unironically fucked up with the timeskip because it showed me no time between korpus and mallum for them to start properly hating eachother, jumping off into the leg breaking while "Cool" left it feeling unearned and unjustified in my eyes
>>152062011>>152062021Explain this.
>>152062051The luck is stored in the breasts
>>152062051aranea cosplayin6 as her dancestor, o8viously
>>152061994No karkat love triangles aren't actually good writing yes even when anyone could bone anyone
>>152062051That's obviously Mindfang
>>152062036Korpus does hate Mallum, in the stupid jealous way you mentioned before. Mallum has no reason to care about the cuckboy though.
>>152062051let’s not forget Saint Andrew canonize this.
>>152062088The way you could have done it if you HAD to do a timeskip I feel could have been done by giving us a future memo after the imp friend shit where Korpus starts ranting about how difficult Mallum is to be around and work with as the rest of the gossipers start giggling and cooing how Korpus found a new Black crush, even could have Renity knocked down a peg where she slowly loses one little piece of control and have HER noticeably miffed by Korpus, reflecting the previous teamwide memo. I don't know, this is off the top of my head so its still pretty shit but I think its a fuck of a lot better than "and then they fought over a girl and he broke his knee lol"
One must imagine Homestuck with Guidos.https://mspfa.com/?s=67607&p=1
>>152062172Gimme a homestuck with marinara
>>152062176And extra gabagool
you guys like my maplehoof?
>>152061945I dont care about Korpus for the same reason I dont care about Tavros. Characters made to be bullied and humilliated are boring, and Korpus is just angrier Tavros.
>>152061945I think a big problem is that his casteism doesn't have any characters who also do that. Besides the cumblood mutant and maybe the schizo he's the only troll racist. Maybe if he had a relationship with colsla or a high blood (one of the sea dwwellers) who had a relation to his behavior there could be conflict there but with just mallum the character development doesn't hit much. He's racist to please highbloods that aren't there. For the real reason that he just feels like being rude.I guess another possible casualty of the timeskip-on-a-whim
>>152062150Korpus' victory is even played as a joke. Getting hit in the knee is funny. Not truly serious. Maybe colsla was about to get him to finish the job but that got cut short. So its unclear where he's supposed to go from there
>>152062211You put it fucking perfectly anonBecause, like:>KORPUS: Ive been dealing witH HigHblood bu}{shit for FAR too long!>KORPUS: A}{ I wanted was to be respected by the HigHer caste! And look wHere it got me!He lives in a nice house with the kings son respecting him, a cool older cerulean moirail. Even the tealblood wants his cock, what the fuck is korpus suffering from? It just feels incredibly contrived for a characters reasoning. Do moonrunes and tridesert know they didn't actually show Korpus suffering from anything highblood related?
canada-tier
>>152062255I think the whole highblood thing boils down to Yitris "taking" the rust blood whose name im incapable of remembering right now, and now Mallum "taking" Ellith. Thats it. Hes just a cuckboy.
terezi stinks so bad the air curls around her.
>>152062291Does Terezi even have running water in her hive on account of living in the fucking boondocks
>>152062281That is so unbelievably retarded but I can't think of any other reason they'd write Korpus to say that, just disappointing how terribly they're fumbling this dude.
>>152062255It's too much for a flash-forward, this is just a setup for things we're going to see later(Korpus entering the game, Mallum getting /corrected/ by Ellith and still losing his shit at the drop of a hat, the broken leg, Colsla bodyjacking) The best part is this could be entirely out of context and completely unconnected to the previous scene of Korpus getting mad at Mallum since it is days in the future and anything could have happened between the current arc and then
>>152062172>13 year old>already having a receding hairlinePorco Dio, having Italianx genes sure is rough
>>152062051This dooms the session btw
>>152061945Whatever. I'm going to have him impregnate me so your opinion doesn't matter.
>>152062313Being Italian is the hardest job in the world, nobody seems to understand.
>>152062312Sounds boring tbdesu
>>152062248Maid of Life, you mean(Life is often synonymous with fire)
>>152062307Yeah because Junice is nice to him, Yitris is nice to him but he gets all pissy, I dont remember Dmarko but I think hes at the very least cordial, Nellie never said a word to him. Oxnard tells him that the hemospectrum is outdated and no ones cares about it anymore. Hes literally making up problems to be mad about.
>>152062343>(Life is often synonymous with fire)??? if anything wouldn't Life, in Homestuck, be associated with water, since the majority of Life players we've seen are seadwellers?
>>152062359That's their problem
https://x.com/homestuck/status/2009704322981081365
>>152062359If you go by what little precedent we have, Light players get sea creatures as denizens (Cetus) and Life players get sun/day related deities (Hemera)
>>152062359>>152062383*chortles* actually according the the beta lands light is water and time is fire
https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Associated_Classical_Element
>>152062255Notice how he only said this in a glimpse of the future where he's been playing with multiple highbloods for an unknown amount of time? One who we saw him get soured towards because he was lurching menacingly towards his crush with a hatchet?Also notice how the character with a suspected blood aspect, a concept tied closely with tempers, was doing an unknown ritual while viewing them?It's easy to see how Korpus flipped out in that future scenario where we haven't seen how things played out. It's not bad writing just because you don't process anything you read like a mouthbreathing 5 year old.
>>152062382Wake me up when they make a Vriska.
>>152062382if they make a feferi i'm puttin6 her in a fish 8owel
>>152062194Depends, you like my fanfauns?
>be presented with a unique power system based on one's personality>NO I NEED TO ASSOCIATE ASPECTS WITH CLASSICAL ELEMENTS USED BY LITERALLY EVERY OTHER MEDIA OUT THEREYou people are creatively bankrupt
>>152062449looks cute. pic not related, i guess>>152062473stop being such a prince of fun
>Canon 8itch.
>>152062417Reddit spacing, go back.>Also notice how the character with a suspected blood aspect, a concept tied closely with tempers, was doing an unknown ritual while viewing them?He's larping and you know it, a literal joke character. You're a rube if you think Colsla is genuinely going to be anything more than a hindrance at best
>>152062172>michael jackson-esque milf that *teleports behind you*I will now read your fanventure
>>152062473I mean in canon the four kids originally have four classical elements for their lands: John is Wind, Dave is fire, Rose is water, Jade is earth.
>>152062485omg it's mindfang <3 i love her so much
Hey look its my friends Fantroll.
>>152062291more terezi... *gropes*
>>152062492>cool pixel art image>saved as a jpgwhy
>>152062494>Reddit spacingNTA but are you unfamiliar with the practice of separating different lines of thought into their own paragraphs?Are you perhaps stupid?That's it though. Just wanted to tell you that you're a nigger>>152062509immediate raping for being a lowblood. it's pretty good though
>>152062513forgot image fuck
>>152062485b-but it's a visual medium.... you can SEE the characters
>>152062520Heres another.
>>152062531Holy sex I NEED that sauce anon PLEASD
>>152062552hot, but god do i hate the insistence on everyone making every single purpleblood a clown. Gamzee's weird clown thing is supposed to be WEIRD, not the norm. he RUINED the way people view purplebloods
I do wonder if the flashforward was the future as is set or if there can be a change to prevent things from going the way Colsla is planning on?
>>152062516tumblr converts every image to a jpg
>>152062574I've got a Purple Blood whose not a clown. She also abhores violence and just wants to dance. Shes about 6'6" and has a cupsize of 38G.
>>152062531>>152062291Fat bitches are offensive to me, don't post them ever again.
>>152062574As a clownfucker people defaulting purplebloods to clowns has only benefitted me.My clown stocks go through the roof whenever someone makes a high blood.
>>152062597yeah. i guess you don't like FAT BOOBS as well #owned
>>152062499But really only them, and you can't strongly tie the elements to their aspects in a way that makes all-around sense. On one hand Breath being air is a no-brainer, but on the other neither Aradia nor her land have any fire-related associations.
>>152062595>I've got a Purple Blood whose not a clown. She also abhores violence and just wants to dance.oh okay that's pretty b>Shes about 6'6" and has a cupsize of 38G.B-B-BASED!?!?!?! I KNEEL>>152062607i'm making 50 highblood ocs and they're all gonna be clown haters
>>152062531>>152062291Fat bitches are very sexy to me, feel free to post them again.
>>152062619flat chests are cute
>>152062531>>152062291i don't care about fat bitches to be honest. i don't care if you post them
>>152062623I need to redraw her.
>>152062630this. all troll girls should be flat
Any better or worse than the YouTooz?
quick question for the thread: Does mindfan6 wear a dress or is it pants? i have no idea and i need to know 8efore all of my motivation evapor8s
>>152062627>>152062641Bot posts>>152062597Actual human post
>>152062648I think you should have toothpicks hammered under your toenails.
Buncha FATTIES itt
>>152062648I concur, they aren't mammals
>>152056848>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmlCuzn_mqIYou are absolutely based anon. Never let it die. This is our DNA.
>>152062417Korpus having actual reasons to flip out is besides the point when his original reasons for being sour are so shallow. Its one bad breakup. Compare him to skye who is in a similar situation. Skye's issues stem mostly from her unmedicated mental disorders and how the internet helped her spiral downwards. Her breaking up with Alan may have helped start that spiral but there are plenty of clear candidates for how she got so bad besides that. Korpus meanwhile is a little kid throwing a tantrum without the power to make it threatening OK hear me out. There's this one lewd image of korpus being sexually humiliated by highbloods at a golf course. Who use their position and his desire to join them to exploit him. Make that palatable and have him just be the golf course erand boy of some unnamed highbloods. It could be offhandedly mentioned or there could have been a little segment about it similar to lily getting bullied in her opening. There's some tragic backstory to show where korpus would have learned that kind of behavior.
>>152062677i'm a real boy i swear>>152062680maybe stop being such a hagpilled gigasimp microshrimp
>>152062553you see anon. these images are RARE. the artist who make them privated his twitter last year. but i had followed the guy for a long time so i got it
>>152062694Its not even a breakup is the thing, Korpus and Renity are still dating, they just switched quadrants. He's throwing a fucking fit over a girlfriend he still has, its so pathetic
>Big tall and strong Purple Troll who loves to dance and is essentially a little girl at heart.What should she wear?
>>152062720a cute purple sundress
>>152062690Meowrails was robbed.
>>152062734I'm imagining that Modern Warfare scene with her in it and laughing
>>152062750>Remember, no lowbloods.
>>152062730Short?
>>152056933That was honestly a nice surprise for once. HS? Surprising me with something that I enjoy? Hard to believe.I saw all the posts about Roxy and davekat on the other cancer website. I wish there was more than this but that's what you get with intermissions I guess.
>>152062759no. all the way to her calves
>>152062772Well we need to at least have it tight and strained around her chest, ya?
>>152062553more for yous
>>152062694>OK hear me out. There's this one lewd image of korpus being sexually humiliated by highbloods at a golf courseJesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>152062779yes yes of course. it's obligatory. mandatory, even
>>152062710Didnt Korpus want to break up and Renity pushed him into being kismesis too?
>>152062780Who made these?
How to fix Korpus: make him take Junice's JunisHow to fix Mallum: make him stick it in the OficussyThoughts?
>>152062825I like Oxnard.
>>152062793Cleavage to be shown, or not?
>>152062825cringe. they should both rape ellith together like bros
>>152062856well yes. that too is also mandatory
>>152062810>>152062697
>>152062858Double cringe. Ellith should be the one doing the raping.
>>152062661Make of Vriska's Mindfang cosplay what you will
>>152062864Bra cups as well?
>>152062874now i feel stupid.... it was so obvious and yet i didn't even think about it........
>>152062336aang is terezi coded
>>152062880do you mean like cupsize or the presence of bra cups? if the latter, then no
>>152062878i 6uess that makes sense. aranea also had a mindfan6 dress so it's only reasona8le
what if meowrails could kiss? >:33c
>>152062893I feel like she only ever owns one bra. Something purple or black.
>>152062904Cull yourself
>>152062904it's ok for moirails to kiss and pail
>The most hsg has ever cared about HSBC and it's because how shittier it is nowI mean I did find Karkat in pain so funny
people SHIP THIS??????????????????????????? WTF LOLthe ship name is ffucking hpnotiq no way niggas genuionely ship this shit bro what
>>152062958There's absolutely nothing wrong with recreationally taking some crack once in a while
>>152062845True, Pinkie fun and playful personality can be also a way to shine and brighten up your day, but don't forget that even when life makes you feel suddenly blue and lonely, not always smile will make the situation be better. Sometimes i more effective a good cuddle in a low light mattress and soft cushons is waay better.
>>152062984yes. a good cuddle with a soft pink girl. that's all a man needs.fuchsia is a shade of pink, right?
heyNepeta with an American flag bra
>>152062336>fef dunking on ericute
>>152062734Maybe so.Maybe Hussie should have given them more screentime. But look at it this way. Remember [S] Seek the Highblood? "You then proceed to have the most poignant and heartfelt feelings jam in the history of paradox space or piles of things." We don't get to actually hear or rather read how this jam went. But the narrator, who beforehand didn't even want to introduce Equius, admits that it was the cutest fucking shit that ever existed in this cold hard world. The point is, due to the nature of Equius' classpect, even if he is developed, it would have to be 'behind closed doors' so to speak. And Nepeta very closely follows him wherever he goes most of the time. We also know Heirs use their aspect to protect others. The nature of the Void is confusing to say the least. But perhaps staying as 'sideshow bobs' is a form of protection. Protection from narrative-manipulating bastards.
Y'know what the best thing about fan art is? Nothing is canon.Fat Terezi? Go nuts. Skinny Terezi? Go nuts.Midget Dave. Tall as fuck Karkat. Stick Aradia. Pear shaped Kanaya. Oppai lol Vriska. It don't matter.None of this matters.
>>152063057>2017 Hussie mindset lmao
>>152063057but it's a visual medium. you can SEE the characters. they all have canon body types
>>152062904cursed
i would watch the FUCK outta this
>>152063076I don't care give me a black Roxy with lips so soft she can suck a golfball through a hose.
did Renity's tits get bigger
why'd she do it
>>152063126corset
>>152063126>tridesert nervously sweats as he draws renity with a cup size one bigger than before
>>152063126She stuffed for the qna
>>152063126hope my question made it!
>>152063208am i allowed to put her on ozempic
>>152063218Do I have to reapply her paint every day?
>>152063229there's no paint, she'd be an actual troll
>>152063076could you please tell me what genuine impact someone drawing terezi as fat has on the world?
>>152063208>>152063239Id be plapping her so hard and so often that her diet will have to consist of nothing but cakes and pastries to keep her nice and chubby
>>152063208It only takes a few laps around the park to start.
>>152063265>how does this affect you personally?
>>152062485
Cosplay anon here with another batch of pics for you all to ogle
>>152062904moirails are allowed a one kiss pass
>>152063293that is a man
>>152063293
>>152063293I suffer from crippling thalassophobia and this triggers me
>>152063270Calliborn...
>>152063301seaweed stinker
>>152063265don't get angy bwooo your fatrezi can exist, it's just not canon
very bright and pretty colors cosplay.
>>152063310
>>152056468Here's a thing for you guys to chomp on while reading the new upd8.Do you know which movie is this screenshot from? The Adventures of Pluto Nash. A hilariously bad sci-fi movie from 2002, 20 years in development, the costs about 120 million. Made back only about 30 million with DVD sales. This movie was fucking cursed. The audience, the actors, the critics, even the director of the movie himself said that all the problems are very obvious with it, but at the time it wasn't clear how to make it not suck. It killed his career in film-making.Like Con Air is 'bad'. But it's not unwatchable, in fact you might even get a little invested in it. Or maybe even a lot depending on your tastes. If you are John or Vriska for example.But Pluto Nash is just specifically as astronomically bad as it could possibly be. Even though it was in development for like 20 years, the production feels completely half-assed, the selection of actors is alright for the time, but they are completely disinterested in it, the 'plot' is ASS.The 'big twist' is a JOKE, and so on and so on, this whole project bleeding from far too many wounds.So my question here is. What the FUCK did they mean by referencing this movie? Or what did Dirk meant to imply with this? Is it just for the buff Eddie Murphy, because it's funny/sexy for him or something?Is it just something they randomly picked, because HSBC needs a terrible movie associated with it, like Con Air? Are they making 'subtle' references about how the creators of HSBC feel about the post-canon content they're making?What did they mean by this, indeed.
>>152063328
>>152063308CORRECT
>>152063339
>>152063330They probably tried Dolittle first but Eddie Murphy did not look appropriately dumb in that film
>>152063351
>>152063359
>>152058642>>152058645>>152058650It has been quite a few Saturday mornings hasn't it?
>>152063371>Geeked up
>>152063371>this picture will soon be 13 years oldI wonder where that girl is now
>>152060995WHERE ARE THE DOUBLES
>>152063381What is going on in that smug mind of hers?????
>>152063388she's busy watching as i impregnate her mom
>>152063388If she’s still in the fandom she’s most likely not a girl anymore
>>152063402Last few pics will be called "Zombie stuck"
>>152062279The Bard and Thief of Canada...One slowly erodes Canada. The other steals Canada for their own benefit. Wowie.
>>152063411
>>152063428That is all for now
>>152063340by the way i just discovered the person that drew it is lacriboy and she has a tumblr now as @fuckyeahcroruss
i need him so fucking bad
>>152063474>thongSpace days reference
>>152063340calibased.....>>152063474 (me)*hersorry, typo
they should invent a type of drawin6 that doesn't take fukin6 hours. man i've 8een workin6 on this for so fuckin6 lon6....... i may8e i need to take a... uh.... relax? take a chill pill? a 8r8k, if you will
>>152063520dont burn yourself out araneafag
>>152063583honestly if the ragebaiter wanted to really pissoff the reactionairies on twatter they should had put a swirl on the middle of the flag, wich by the way this is originally the age regression flag not the pedo one, the pedos/trolls only steal the flag and make it about themselfs cuz they aren't original, to make it more genuine disturbing and thought provoking, 0 in commitment but the drawing is nice over all.btw pedos online are fucking cancer.
let’s be honest the pilot was kind of mid
>>152063639>btw pedos online are fucking cancer.You hear that hsg, YOU CANT FUCK LILY ANYMORE
>>152063644we've had this discussion before.
>>152063688lily is not a real child, she is a concept, an idea, you can do whatever you want with her.
>>152062189They used to be my favorites, but then they choose worst ponis
>>152063688Why would I? I'm more interested in making her a NASA intern when she's old enough
>>152063688ong we cracking lily
SKYSLA STOCKS OFFICALLY ON THE MOON, I AM IN ORBIT PLANTING THE FLAG OF THE SKYSLA NATION ON LUNA AS WE SPEAK
>>152063746>they bodyjack each otherkino
>>152063746>grilled mozzarellaDoesn't he mean TROLL grilled mozzarella???
>>152063771My god he's been to /ck/He knows the deepest lore
>>152063583
last rezi...
>>152063639>btw pedos online are fucking cancer.THEY'RE FUCKING KARKAT??
>>152063790if you are who I assume you arepls draw terezi sexo
>>152063746If a girl of the same calliber as Skye told me to harm myself for her when I was a teenager I would have done it with little hesitation. Cant believe the chud cumblood is more of a man than me.
What a fantastic troll day on this dark season of this new sweep, I sure would like to troll hang out with my fellow troll pals of certain quadrants today. Gosh what does a troll have to do to get some lowblood nook ringing up on my correspondence.
>>152063583>creator of homosucks is actually pee doughOHNONONONONONO
>>152063644I'm part of a major network, somewhat high enough up to at least sometimes have the ear of upper management and I told a bunch of the old fuckers there the shit that happens in the comic and convinced them to pass on the pilot.Shouldn't have given Jade a dog dick.
>>152062750you think she would have sided with shepherd or price
>>152063746Void boobs
>>152063896ShepherdShe would have been pissed that her shipping chart was ruined for the sake of politics
>>152063887Based
>>152063798
>>152063932Now I need Karkat being arrested for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal
