where we talk about homestuck and homestuck accessoriesLight Editionprevious >>152056468QOTT: uhh.... do you guys like light? What Light class would be the worst (aside from Thief, for obvious reasons)
Writing a Bard of Light's descent into madness has been interesting so I'll go with that
>>152066559I think sylph would be pretty useless and cause more trouble than they're worth.
>>152066583well are you 6onna share with the class?
>>152066559>QOTTYes because I am of the opinion that they give the best hugs
>>152066601......until said sylph is rape corrected?
HSBC if it was based af
>>152066620No.
>>152066628yes.
>>152066602Not much to explain really, light being about luck and knowledge kind of brings about THE STARS ARE RIGHT without you really needing to lift a fingerA bard of light would be a beacon for the horrorterrors and may very well auto-doom a session merely by existing
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>>152066644i mean a 8ard of Li6ht would kinda just act like a re6ular ol Void player so they pro8a8ly wouldn't *immediately* fuck shit up 8y existin6. it's like havin6 a Maid of Void and/or Prince of Li6ht
>>152066623I also saw some people in the new update that ship Karkat and Dirk in the meat timeline. Its really interesting. Dirk just doesn't like trolls that way, he mostly tolerates them. How would that even work...
Remember this?
>>152066679*Saw some people react on twitter about the update that ship DirkKat omg i can't type.
>>152066680who's Atom Eve in this situation? Vriska? Would we see an alt. john 8eatin6 the shit outta vrika? hot
Okay so eventually down the line the BC storylines will merge meat and candy together....which is okay and all but when it does happen, I would love for these too fucking as raw and as passionate as possible. While meenah is sitting on the cuck chair
>>152066819>karezieh.>karezi with meenah cuckingpeak. kino. absolute cinema
>Latula: l1k3, h4v3 you s33n my l1ttl3 s1st3r, 41nt sh3 so cut3!
>>152066842latula should've molested terezi on screen. all this off-screen shit hussie does is kinda pissing me off
>>152066850good fucking god yes. i would have literally murdered someone in cold blood for this
>>152066819I was about to ask why meenah in the cuck chair but thinking better i don't think she would mind.
drawing of my self-insert fankid, if anyone has any cool ideas for alchemized outfits let me know
>>152066850>Latula pimps out Terezi for Gamestop gift cards.
>>152066876No but I love your artstyle
>>152066876oh you added a penguin. cooluhhhhhh what about a guitar? does he play guitar? a guitar skateboard, or a skateboard guitar
>>152066842love the way this artist draws terezi
>>152066842>hips already rivalling latula'sOne day Terezi won't be able to fit through a doorframe
>>152066819Sorry, both timelines will end with Davekat.
>>152066819I NEED lanky Terezi ass
>>152066918>>152066915>Dave, having gone back in time, and is confused by Terezi(He stepped into an alternate timeline): how old are you again?>Terezi, who has no idea how the cool guy got here but is so happy to see him: S1X SW33PS!>Troll Chris Hansen, whose right behind a tree.
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>>152066876oh heres my swiss and lylac drawing also
>>152066876Vergils Dmc5 fit but made with aspect
>>152066959waiter! more!
>>152066959>Parkstuckfanventure when
>>152066995
>>152067013he's so real for that
>>152067131>YuriYURI!!!!
>>152067153>he doesn't knowit's wendy and 8e8e not 6ender8ent kyle and stan. h8 to 8r8k it to ya
>>152067168Boooo wendy boooo
>>152067013OH MY GOD. THEY KILLED KENNY!
Y'know Im surprised South Park never referenced Homestuck.
im gonna sleep hsg. keep it up with the south parkatuck. really good.
>>152067317The double o boob quirk kek
https://youtu.be/w6LXFsCAxeE?si=demK107NwW98m9aH
HOLY SHIT PURE KINO
Last parkstuck I can find
>>152067405adorable
who should i draw this as?
IF I HAVE TO DRAW ANOTHER FUVIJKEFGTRBHEUI6 PIXEL I'M 6ONNA KILL SOMEONE I FUCKIN6 SWEARanyways, today is day 82? of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. FUCK why is drawin6 so fuckin6 HARD
>>152067462John or Jake, obviously.
>>152067462Normie answer- Dave with Rose, Terezi, Karkat and JadeBased Answer...Anon with Vriska, Nepeta, Kanaya and Aradia
>>152067462dave with jadebot, jadesprite, jade, and grimbark jade
>>152067479>forgot the horns
I'm in a DBZ kick and I hate it.Whose the Vegeta of Homestuck, I feel like its Karkat.
>>152067520That's about right, yeah.
>>152067462Aubrey Plaza fem kankri
can't 8elieve i for6ot the horns.........
>>152067546
Feel like Homestuck’s ending would be more epic if the characters were trying to stop Caliborn from killing Nepeta, back from the dead
>>152067572This piece of art would be vastly improved if Vriska had her iconic 'moon hair'.
>>152067596moon hair?
>>152067608Yes, the portion of her hair that is reminiscent of a crescent moon, as demonstrated by the previously posted image.
>>152066559If only Rose and Vriska had gotten to interact in the comic.
>>152067638mid crackship, get better taste.
>>152067650He's such a good character>>152067601I'm considering this
DIRK NOOOO STOP THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE OVER THE NARRATIVE NOOOOOOOO
>>152067650on all levels except physical, I am literally dirk
>>152067784are you grooming your ecto-daughter? if not, start now
>>152067658I need you to explain this ship to me. I want to understand your vision, anon
>>152067801>and this is where I'd groom my daughter>IF I HAD ONE
>>152067658It's not even crack.If you ship it black.
ok I captchalogued the entire current whiteboard and edited out the stray lines. I usually post it when the new one goes up so I'll wait for doc scratch to wake upgoodnight
>>152067859yeah but LE is already black for calliope. that cheating SLUT
>>152068135ew, beyond canyon.
Love this.
>>152068139We as a nation lost something when Karezi went kaput.
I just want to say, Jade, Jane and Roxy deserve better than what the Epilogs and H^2 did to them.Rose got better than she deserves.John and Jake are Npcs.Dave did his Cool Kid act so hard he turned into less than an Npc.Dirk turned strait unreedeemable retarded evil.Jesus fucking christ.
>>152068159Karkat is exactly what she deserves
>>152068228>John and Jake are Npcs.there's a singular scene in Candy that made me wish John and Jake interacted a bit more and were closer. But the only characters that can get a real family dynamic are the strilondes, so.
>>152068228Nobody deserves post canon.
Whats with jane now? Or well which jane is suddenly besties?
>>152068705>>152068710am i going insane or do these posts make no fucking sense
>>152068724I keep seeing art kissing rosesprite in her dreams and im just as confused?
>>152068733idk man i haven't read beyond canon
>>152066592This shit is so wrong. Bro would actually be a stance/puppet character. Calliope would be a set play character with her gimmick being based around her OC interacting with the opponent. Meenah would be a charge character with a life steal gimmick. Terezi would also be a rush down/grappler mix.
>>152067529I miss Broleeposting
>>152068969matriorb head ahh
>>152068969xurkitree headed ass nigga
>>152068969I'll be honest the only reason I haven't made any is because it takes a long time to do his horn hair with a mouse lol.
>>152069030Yeah it's F4GGY_UNC
>>152069070why does he have baby eyes tho??? did they KILL a child to taxidermy his eeydes
>>152067883Thankyou. It means so much. I can't make the new whiteboard until the morning unfortunately. I'll do it first thing.
>>152067608Open your eyes
>>152068738I mean why would you
>>152069148Are they retarded?
Brolee: Ascend... Now that was an [S]. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
>>152069139At some point I will read past Act 6 and into the rest of the stuff out of sheer morbid curiosity"It can't be as bad as the shitposters on 4chan say" is a very famous set of last words
>>152069148>>152069152As someone still reading HSBC I can confirm I'm retarded. I'm plenty aware that this shit is just a never ending humilliation ritual for everyone involved and still click on it when it updates. I don't know why.
>>152069270Dirk can you please stop saying things like that.
>>152069444
>>152069468
My faggot Roxy world begins
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>>152069490
>>152069498My bush agenda spreads.
>>152069496
>>152069510
You think Dirk ever thinks about how he did all of this for northing and made himself and everyone around him suffer for no reason?
>>152069520It was all explicitly to extend their continued existance (upd8s), and that goal has already been achieved, he literally already won.
>>152066876wip. the name of the axe is "fear no hole"
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>>152069532Cloyster???
>>152069534
>>152069532Bouncing on that Buttplug of Zillyhoo
>>152069530he'll say this to ultimate john before getting his skull caved in with a hammer
>>152066559>QOTTYes and it's definitely not because of I'm Lightbound or anything
>>152069539
>>152067784lol gay
>>152069593
What the fuck is wrong with him?
>>152069653The fuck isn't wrong with him?
>>152069653He's a dysfunctional creep that thinks anime training arcs are real.
>>152069650
>>152069686
>>152069661He would never simp for a crazy bitch.
>>152068139I think it should have been decided that evetually everyone's would have produced a kid with everyone else from ectosprite nonsense if no just regular hookups between immortals.
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>>152069695>>152069806this shit crazy if youve ever seen a bpd chick tear through an autistic guy like wet paper you know this ship is NOT what's up
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>>152069653love that artist
>>152066559my at the bottom (my giant erection is out of frame)
>>152069981That's not you moron. That's orb lalonde!
>>152069862He can fix her.
>>152069956
>>152070017He might be the only one that genuinely can.
>>152057829back with the trolls>ARADIA: anything her partner is into>TAVROS: vanila>SOLLUX: esex, having sex and doing something else at the same>KARKAT: vanilla but wants to get pegged by a woman thats way older than him>NEPETA: roleplay, rimming, multiple orgasms>KANAYA: vanila >TEREZI: scent, armpits, biting, cum eating>VRISKA: bondage, praise, roleplay,>EQUIUS: casteplay, choking, cbt, painplay>GAMZEE: :o)>ERIDAN: degradation, thighjobs>FEFERI: power play, leashes, praise
For all the "john x " shippers, what is your favorite choice and why it appeals to you?
>>152070053believe me, sollux would be into group sex, while doing coding or other stuff, thats most gemini thing, trust me
>>152070060Bro of course for maximum John corruption and suffering
>>152070060John X Vriska is simply the most interesting ship the story could provide, and it was heavily supported through its peak.However, just about all Jonh ships are great because John is a great character and contrasts amazingly against everyone else.Beyond that, it's pretty clear that he would be a great influence on just about anyone, which further supports any ships involving him.It breaks my fucking heart that we never got Spider8reath for real, but it's just as hearbreaking that Roxygen got shafted by the epilogues purposefully mischaracterizing everyone.
>>152066559why is this the infernal lust artstyle
>>152070060Johnrezi and Roxygen are both great, but Spider8reath will forever be a sweet relationship to me, too. might be biased though considering I felt I’ve experienced those sorts of relationships IRL, though…
>>152069974Love art that highlights how the Striders will just randomly drop the weirdest or most concerning statements to others.
>>152069653>filenamekilling myself
lmaaaao
>>152070811>>152070818What a fucking loser.
Anyone got Garlicjam's twitter? I want to look at their thick players.
Finally getting around to finishing up this webcomic slopI fuck with caliborn. I understand his plight
Isn't Jasprosesprite still 13?
>>152071631Biologically, yeah.Chronologically, nah.
Would the "killing quiet" timeline be considered as the meat timeline or the candy timeline?
>>152071679Candy because it's not canonical.
>>152071631jane is.... le heckin problematix?
>>152071679This more of a kill vriska or not type of scenario
>>152071753Can't be xenophobic, can't have wet dreams about your best friend's underaged catgirl mother, what ISN"T problematic nowadays?
>>152071756>Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a groomer.
>read street sign>says "Henri Becquerel">immediately think of Jade's dog dickhow fucked am i
>>152071881vro....
>>152071880Oh gog this is feferi not meenah. Fugetti i said anything.
>>152071881Seems pretty reasonable but I would think of a nice dog
>>152071422Another victory for the Caliborn Nation
>>152071881Not much right now but you'll be soon once she smells you out and goes straight for the ass
Please come to Guidopolishttps://mspfa.com/?s=67607&p=45
>>152072067Grooming is not inherently a bad thing
>>152072183it is when a fuchsia does it. we didn't 6et to see if fully, 8ut if Meenah kept 6roomin6 vriska, she would've ended up trans. trust me, i'm a 6roomin6 expert
>>152072181how bout dat
damn.......
>>152072081i wouldnt mind ngl
>>152072181We're just barely 50 pages in and I already love this little pubstached bambino like you couldn't belive
>>152072234How Aranea looked like to me from around page 6700 onwards
>>152072363>cutting as a man instead of getting into drugs or drinkingCringe, but at least it's a modest justification for the troon headcanon
rorb.... lalorb.....
>>152072450Mob face sexo
POV: me in the 8roodin6 caverns pretendin6 to 8e a lusus so i can 6et a 6ru8 to rape (she knows what i'm a8out to do)
Put the fries in the bag, mate. Put the fries in the bag, and Skibidi Toilet's rubbish.
wtf lmoa
>>152072498>Rose as a purplebloodI'm sickened but curious
>>152072498>clownLalondesPeak
this is lost media btw
what if called eachother roguebloods instead of anons
>>152072576wtf is a rogueblood
>>152072576What if your waifu orbits my dick
>>152071422Oh hey mark
>>152072573I would get lost in allat
eastern artists doing god's work as always
>>152072582iirc one of the trolls called karkat like that
>>152072641This art is so awfully tumblr it actually hurts
>>152072661like why did they make them so fucking ugly? what was the fucking reason??
I do enjoy a meaty bitch with a little clout
skyesla chads how we feelin?
when physical proportions of the bitch. kind of jut out. exuberantly.
>>152072618Sauce
I just have a weak spot. for the above average heft of her parts. which wobble the most
My taste prefers. When the buxom shrew's physique puts a healthy dent in spacetime
>>152072585what if i rape and kill you
I like how salty it is. when a bitch grows out of her skeletal phase. and her frame begins to challenge the horizontal dimensions.
when the female rump starts to get more mileage out of its wideness attribute. More bang for its boonbuck!
it excites me better. when bitches punish the ground. with each megalithic footstep
>>152072782What if you get raped and kill yourself
>>152072755@FsJtEbXURxjDx on twitter
>>152072730Euphoric.
>>152072730
i will kill all pbsd posters with my massive 86 foot penis. that is all. pic unrelated
>>152072796>>152072824>>152072834Simply excellent quotes & way to engage with women
>>152072853what if you get raped 2 ways
Quality fucking thread
me when i'm in a best ship competition and my opponent is sweet tooth:
>>152072853What if your die and we both remain virgins
>>152072925then i'll perpetuate the cycle of rape and rape this anon >>152072987
crazy freudian slip from the ol' calib
>>152072994What if your death perpetuates and you never rape
>>152073050then i'll die? but before then i'll just rape you so that future never comes to pass
>>152073060Turns out the rape perpetuates your death and every time you rape you die
>>152073076are you sure every time i rape i die, or is it that every time i die, i rape?
>>152072730I hear something similar to what skye says every once in a while. Its a hard life. Its hard and nobody understands
How do you expect to rape me before I consent, when I'm already raped?
>>152072730I just realized skysla is just new age spider8reath, except John is also mentally ill and they'd make eachother worse, neither side gets fixed or saved in any way. Thank you Moonrunes & TriDesert for inventing Doomed Hetro Spider8reath...
>>152073094how can you be raped.... when you already consented?
>>152073123>I just realised skyesla is spider8reath except Colsla is nothing like John
pbsdniggers.... PLEASE stop being cringe and retarded PLEASE I'm begging you i can't fucking take it anymore PLEASE
>>152073084You have died every time you have rapedYou have died plenty of times when you didn't but not always
>>1520731481000 years PBSD reign
>>152073148kys faggot
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IFBJHKBSVGIFUTBHRIEUHVIUREFHIUVHEIUVRHFIUERHUIHD i need to cleanse this thread with mituna or i'll go insane
>>152073148This is the homestuck general we're all cringe and retarded, the retard is you but it is also me.
>>152073154>>152073155
>>152073179yes but all this jerking off to moonrunes and prisounebound and tridesert and space days... it's PISSING me off
>>152073207Do something about it then pussy. Not like these threads aren't just image repositories with no actual Homestuck discussion either, the only reason /hsg/ isn't instab& again is because all mods are AI now
>>152073148>PLEASE stop being cringe and retarded Then they wouldn't be pbsdfags and would kill themselves out of shame upon realizing they're wastes of oxygen even bigger all the other people using in these threads. Do you want that anon? Do you want them to end their lives?Because I do.
>>152073233Holy ESL, waste of dubs
>>152073233I DO TOO ANON BUT THEY JUST KEEP POSTING AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THE CONSTANT FAGGOTRY ASIDE FROM SPAMMING LARGE AMOUNTS OF PICTURES UNRELATED TO THEIR CONVERSATIONS IF ONE COULD EVEN CALL THEIR MINDLESS DRIVEL AND HOMOSEXUAL PARASOCIALITY A CONVERSATION
>>152073233Lol loserget pb'd
If there was a Quest/Point and Click Ellith Game what you guys would want to see from it?I'm bored and I have some stuff writed down but having some humor made by third parties helps to push my train of thoughts.Its also my own take On Ellith pre-Sburb and its gonna be something fun and kinda self-aware.
AHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP PRISOUNEBOUNDNIGGER SHUT UP SHUT UP SHIUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>152073282Weird forest rituals her lusus taught her that involve dancing naked under the moonlight wearing only mud body paint
>>152073282Whatever you do, good luck. You are my strongest soldier
>>152073148Could you call me cringe and retarded in a more saucy situation?
mituna would like pb/sd btw
>>152073277>loserI'm not the one who needs to piggyback on 4chan threads because cirlejerking in the discord would make it apparent it's the same five people endlessly sucking each others' dicks
>>152073337
>>152073337SHUT UP YOU STRUOIUD NIGGERT I BET YOU DIDN'T EBVEN TREAD THE FUCLKIGN COMIC ALL YOU NIGGERS YDO YIS READ ABOUT SF0UCKING PISSEBOUND AND TROONDAYS GO FUCK YOURSELF
guys do can trolls get human diseases? you see i fucked a certain troll and now it burns when i pee.
>>152073307im a crybaby neurotic but i do what i can to be strong ;w;>>152073298honestly this is really funny you just said. was thinking in ellith getting into occultism because this is also my interest and would be a good foreshadowing considering the "Witch" as her ancestor.
>>152073364terezi? yeah most trolls can't spread their stds but terezi can because she's that much of a slut
Mituna continues to be the best boy as usual
>>152073369YOU';RE A STRUDPID NIGGERBITCH AND YOUR CONTREINIUTATIONS TO THIS THREAD ARE IN THE FUCVKMING NEGATIVES YOU AND TYOUR KIN SHOULD GO FUCK OFF BACK TO DISCORD WHERE YOUR TREANNIES BELONG
>>152073354Lotta words to say that you're a loser
>>152073357mituna, would you like to go on a walk in the park and smoke some weed and then later come my house play need for speed on my PS3 and drin regional lemon soda?
>>152073392at least do the leet speak too
>>152073400>No argumentI accept your concession, now fuck off back to your discord
Latula needs more love
>>152073400YOURWORDSAREUNACCEPTABLEEEOIVEHRGOD IF DUCKING HATE YOU STGUIPISD FIUCIKIGUTUBHIUEOVBFHIUVEBOOEBFIUHB EGO FUCVK YOURSELDF>>152073410NO SORRY I'M BUSY POSTING
>>152073392mituna, you are only getting me even mlre horny. you know i love your nonsense blabering. now stop making it dificult and take this helmet off so i can kiss you in your forehead.(this is so dumb lmao)
>>152073429source?
amyway im going to jump from a high point to see what will happen. or sleep on the floor. what is easier.
>>152073428I accept that you don't want to engage and I'll let you bow out with grace.
>>152073429is the line to the right of the scale like her knee or something
WOW I DIDN'T THINK MY MITUNA POSTING WOULD SUCCESSFULLY DIKVERTY THIS THREAD FROM THE PATHE OF PBSDVICTPRUY DANCE!!!!!>>152073463DANCE WITH ME ANON
>>152073352Is this meant to imply that wanting to undergo a breast reduction/removal procedure is grounds for a Just death or Heroic death?
>>152073148https://files.catbox.moe/5i8b5e.mp4
>>152073364Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but yeah, famously Karkat got HIV from Dave who in turn caught it from his Bro.Remember to get tested and always use condoms!
>>152073474O///O im bad at dancing and i'm only being dramatic and procastinating. maybe another day. in another life. time and space.
Moonrune you MUST draw so much gay Mituna now
>>152073474You came right on timeAnd so have I
>>152073518shittiest crop of all time?
>>152073518ANON THATS A NIPPLE THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
>>152073429>>152073518>regularly diddles a tardWhy are teals so evil bros
I finished Homestuck some days ago, should I bother reading the Epilogues and the Beyond Canon stuff? Opinions seem didivided on whether it's worth it or not
>>152073540>why are (type of troll) so evill???I fucking wonder, man.
>>152073550i personally would read the epilogues and BC
>>152073475you have to die before you get revived
>>152073550read them both and form your own opinion like a normal person <3
>>152073500>>152073567ALRIGHT I GOT IT!
I need an edit where she's more undressed so fucking badly
https://files.catbox.moe/dd8bgg.mp4If you haven't seen it
>>152073593
Homestuck finished almost 10 years ago, and Beyond Canon takes too long to update when its not being awful, so fanventure talk is pretty much expected at this point, theres not a lot new to discuss.
>>152073516okay
>>152073148they need to stop being cringe and retarded (derogatory) and start being cringe and retarded (affectionate)
>>152073282Hide and seek with her lusus
>>152073653>>152073678moonrunes im doing wizard spells on this anon and i removed the effect of his spell on you. cheers.
>>152073451bubblebeetea Do you like the bottomless tag?
>>152073550Imo kind of depends on how you've felt about the latter parts of homestuck itself. I've read the epilogues as well as a decent chunk of BC before dropping it and I found them to be pretty shit but then again I felt the same about, say, A6A6I5.>>152073576Voice your opinion properly instead of casually telling people do read 200,000 words worth of content in the epilogues(and however many are there in the HS^2) when in the end they might just feel they've wasted time on utter garbage.
Magic isn't real, morons.
>>152073723thank you anon
>>152073605>caramelldansen NepetaSOVL
Magic is real but only dark magic of the woegothics
I think Roxy and Karkat would be friends. Roxy would calm him down by playing with his hair and he would go on and on abt whats bothering him. they would be bffs but he would never admit it. he would gossip abt quadrant shit. she'd be listening whole heartedly.is there art for that?
>>152073805you are late to that Idea nigger.
>>152073741i guess it's come to this *i transfer moonrune's curse to me, taking a great pain* uogh. *spits blood* ora ora ora, nobody messes with my moonrunes anon. *END CREDITS*
I think me and latula would make a cute couple
>>152073827
>>152073550If you're going to read them, keep in mind the epilogues are intentionally inflamatory and written like a fanfic, because thats what they are deep down. Homestuck^2 is also a mess, but with a slightly different team, and Homestuck: Beyond Canon is different people altogether, all of them have some minor highlights, but are built on late-Hussie philosophy of refusing to tell a good story and obsessing over subvertion of expectations, except a lot of things are constantly recontextualized due to the new people working on it.
>>152073841
>>152073429she would get more if she was drawn obese. maybe i should do that. hang on actually i think im gonna do that today
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>>152073887Don't play with me nigga. These two are my everything.
holy fuck with all these spells i got Gonoherpasyphilaids and now im fucking dying
>>152073831Are you saying you're mentally disabled?
>>152073907g-gooner?
>>152073907You know Mr. runes you and Tri never did comment on my band headcanons
>>152073867Just remember that the ass should be the fattest part
>>152073948How will the japanese comunicate now!?
this thread needs some ass
>>152073983More like latulass
>>152073983it almost looks like an inflated balloon with his thumb hiding the crack. i like this.
>>152073357BASEDTUNA
>>152073825Don't forget she would actually be into the evil hipster wizard because she's a woman of culture.
>>152074000mituna what do you think of my inflation/deflation (fart) fetish
hamster mom fans...
>>152074028>evil hipster wizardfinally, it's his time to shine
>>152074052@mituna is it true that you dont like him when i do that
>>152074058*like it
>>152074058he's so scared he can't even speak why woudl tou do this to him anon
>>152069532
>>152073554There's absolutely nothing evil about lowbloods aside from them shamelessly stirring my loins like it's nothing.
>>152074045That pizza stain is oddly specific does this mean korpus visited his house?
FREE HER!!!!
>>152073995Holding back her juicy braps
>>152074094kill her...
>>152074082>princeMade to be relentlessly raped by a bard of his opposite aspect
>>152073887>>152073859>>152073841>>152073827 love you guys thank you
>>152074046I don't think she'd pick him over erichvvd but I can see them being fwbs
>>152073898omg
>>152074143>Made to be relentlessly raped (...)ftfy
>>152073870man I am bad at replyingthank you
>>152074153She'd find the Ampora line hot.
>>152073950nah man. everything should be the fattest part. belly, boobs, ass, EVERYTHING. i have hussie's blessing with this stuff too
OK but please keep her top on no matter what
>>152074217of course anon. i love you.
>>152074311PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
There are Jane fuckers itt right now....
>>152074342
>>152073385severely underrated troll
>>152074330>PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
>>152074342if the jane cosplayer ain't trans i don't want it. yes even gumshoe
>>152074094save her...
>>152074183>wizards and magic shit all around, bitch fucking LOVES wizards>broody douches like Dirk, Eridans being also of Prince class>dark haired, Eridan also has glasses(John-like features)>rifle users just like her>hipsters just like herHow can non-Amporas even compete in the Roxybowl?
>>152073605epic sh/hs crossover
>>152074342>>152074351Built for domming Equius
>>152074354Hopefully not on /hsg/, after all he is OUR retard.
>>152074521do you think it's rape to fuck retards? like there has to be someone so dumb and retarded they can't consent
We can never have the best things in Homestuck. Only decent or tolerable.https://files.catbox.moe/fr1i4e.mp4Sauce: https://x.com/inauguraldeath/status/2009922132692578377
>>152074593Like you?
i finished my tasks and im drinking my epic purple grape drink with lemon, but i really wanted some bellyrubs. i always want more.
>>152074652>https://files.catbox.moe/fr1i4e.mp4hey this really looks like rise of the tmnt style.. does the person that animated it likes the show too or i'am seeing things?
>>152074652>The Approach the studio wanted to takeWe can't have soul, we can't have fun with it, we can't have anything nice
>>152074391It's easy to win when the competition is fucking dead.
Vriska is a manifestation of Dirk's self-destructive tendencies.
>>152074858i was a8out to say somethin6 6ay as fuck. anyways why does 6amzee look so fuckin6 smu6 here je6us man calm down
>>152074901He fucked them both in a way they'll never recover from
>>152074593If a tard is too retarded to even understand consent, yet alone give it, then yes, it is rape by definition. That said, Mituna can give enthusiastic consent just fine, even when you're not asking>MEENAH: look take off your rad shirt deal and lemme see if you got wings>MITUNA: 3H3HH3H7H37H37H3 YY35>MITUNA: 7H0NGH7 Y0DU N3V3R 45K>MITUNA: 817HCH 4C4M3 4R0UN57 70 MY W1L135 MU7H4FUCK5!
>>152074889ela8orate. wtf are you on a8out
I love the dynamics they have
>>152074652This is actually a really good translation of the comics style
feferi and meenah tagteam reverse rape?based? dare i say redpilled?
>>152074652>first reply is thisthis is why we cant have nice things.
>>152074593He's so brain damaged Latula would likely be automatically charged with rape with a possibly reduced afterlife sentence if she says she always just spread her legs and let Mituna do what he wants down there.
every troll a8ove olive is a 8ad person 8tw
>>152075050ok but which jack noir does he want to fuck
>>152074989Feferi always goes for the mouth while Meenah handles crotch and assNo I won't elaborate why
is this thread dead yet to make new one?
>>152075105No, we haven't reach 500 replies yet
highbloods owe lovvbloods rape
>>152072730>>152072886This ship needs a ship name. Like how johnrose is called grimdorks or johnroxy is called roxygenBrainstorm now!
>>152075144>johnroxy is called roxygeni thou6ht it was called breathalyzer thou6h
>>152075179People call it both
>>152075076>Bec Noir's Paw Sniffer
>>152075144Hmmmm.....She is an insane BPD queen and He is a tryhard edgelord....uh LoveScars??
>>152075144Chuddorks
>>152075189apologies, i think every sentence in that image i read auto-deleted the previous one in my head and maybe gave me a tumor
>>152075179Breathalyzer is more of MSPA Booru couple tag name. Roxygen is from Tumblr.
>>152074938Dirk has shown in multiple instances, often through decapitation, that he possesses a desire for self destruction, which also manifested in his failed attempt to destroy the Auto-Responder.The Auto-Responder, however, seems to either not bear this quality or it may also simply be dormant.However it could be argued that it manifests once more when Arquius grapples Caliborn as they get entombed into Lil' Cal.Lil' Cal is also one of the components to create Doc Scratch, the manipulative all-knowing puppet man without a real head, seemingly a form Dirk would appreciate in some level.Doc Scratch, in turn, is often deemed responsible for the state of alternia's culture and broad atmosphere.Doc scratch also goes through the trouble of personally influencing Vriska, as her lusus, no doubt an unwitting puppet, was not enough to turn her into the monster she needed to be, and his direct interaction was necessary.Eventually, Doc Scratch becomes Lord English Proper, though hes is invariably still made up of the same composite parts that were entombed in Lil' Cal, so at least a portion of that is the Auto-Responder, a splinter of Dirk.Regardless of how one may attempt to spin it, the truth is that Lord english, either directly or indirectly, molded Vriska's life with intention and care, and the result was the one person that delivered his defeat to him.TL;DR: Caliborn lost because Dirk is suicidal.
>>152075313If Shrek lusus is a thing, then Italian Brainrot lusus is as well.
>>152075313Unfunny irony poisoning.
whiteboard when
>>152075344i mean, i don't think Doc 6room did all of that just to make sure vriska killed him. He's also part Equius, who is a su88y little 8itch, so even then, i dou8t AR was playin6 8-D chess to orchestrate the loss of himself, alon6side 6amzee, cali8orn, and equius
>>152075429What does the Aimless Renegade has to do with any of this? Why are you bringing him up out of nowhere?
>>152075469lol sorry i mean Auto-Responder, which i a88revi8d to AR
>>152075429I don't believe any of it was necessarily intentional on Scratch's/AR's part, but the results are undeniable, Vriska would certainly not be the stubborn 'any end justifies all means' psycho with a hero complex were it not for Doc Scratch's continued meddling. And since Doc scratch and by extension Lord English are functionally splinters of Dirk, it is not incorrect to say that Vriska is another manifestation, perhaps unconciously, of those self destructive tendencies, considering how she's instrumental in his ultimate defeat and demise.
>>152075386>>152067883My apologies. I was having trouble getting it up. The website gave me strange errors.NEW WHITEBOARDhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499
i NEED to pail with feferi. and if i can't I need to at LEAST be pale with her
>>152075628>I was having trouble getting it up.Its okay anon, plenty of men have that issue, nothing to be afraid of.
>>152073944le bazed and redpilled
Latula, mi amor
Did Hussie read a wikipedia page for frontal lobe disorders or is it a funny coincidence?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontal_lobe_disorder>Frontal lobe syndrome can be caused by a range of conditions including head trauma>Clinical history>Frontal lobe disorders may be recognized through a sudden and dramatic change in a person's personality, for example with loss of social awareness, disinhibition, emotional instability, irritability or impulsiveness. Alternatively, the disorder may become apparent because of mood changes such as depression, anxiety or apathy.[1]>Examination>On mental state examination a person with frontal lobe damage may show speech problems, with reduced verbal fluency.[4] Typically the person is lacking in insight and judgment, but does not have marked cognitive abnormalities or memory impairment (as measured for example by the mini-mental state examination).[16] With more severe impairment there may be echolalia or mutism.[17] Neurological examination may show primitive reflexes (also known as frontal release signs) such as the grasp reflex.[18] Akinesia (lack of spontaneous movement) will be present in more severe and advanced cases.[19]
>>152075962with Hussie's luck i'd say it was a coincidence
whiteboard 11nsfw version here https://imgur.com/a/5sgY8vz>>152069106>>152075628glad you appreciate them!
>>152075686Stop suppressing your quirk Eridan, we know it's you. Just admit you blew it and move on already.
>>152075313im jerking off to this.
>>1520759976od i need to rape joey
enough. tell me which bloodswap you champion or perish.
>>152075050at a certain point, all the "proship dni" stuff starts to feel like putting blood on the doorposts
>>152076147all these are 6ay. the only 6ood 8lood swap is them all 8ein6 mutant8loods and tryin6 to hide it from their friends whilst thinkin6 they're the only mutant8lood in said friend 6roup
>>152076147>Fuchsia Nepeta>which implies Empress MeulinHorrorterrors across the Paradox Space BAFFLED at the existence of a troll society even faggier than Beforus.
is there any good things to buy on the homestuck store? i think ill buy something
>>152076147whichever one gives me team leader gamzee
>>152076147I like flipping lowest and highest, so Karkat would be Fuchsia, Feferi mutant, Aradia violet, Eridan rustie, etc.
>>152076147Cerulean tavros so he has enough power to abuse it but can't get by just on caste
>>152076147Jadeblood Eridan
>>152076798
>>152076903>that's what good pussy sounds likeI miss vine sometimes
>>152076798>DAVEKAT IS FUCKING FANTASTICMy man is an expert on romance so he would NEVER say that after having spent 10 years on a couch doing absolutely nothing with Dave
accordin6 to human male and female troll 8reedin6, it's WRON6 and IMMORAL (WARNIN6 OPENIN6 THE SPOILER WILL CHAN6E YOUR WHOLE WORLD VIEW)
>>152077109If it helps, Dave is now the useless one since in Beyond Canon, he's assisting Calliope on viewing the Candy Timeline.
>>152077151no one says thisTHOUGH
>page of life
>>152077315ermmmmm I do, ni66er it's my way or the 6ay way. you don't wanna 8e a fruity homo fa66ot do you?
>>152072585But anon, you're my waifu.
>>152077329im going to turn YOU into my fruity homo faggot slave and then go home and impregnate my beautiful teal blood wife
>>152077415damn.... you're ri6ht....... ON OPPOSITE DAY LMOA 6OTTEM
I miss stoner gamzee so much it's unreal
>>152076147Indigo Sollux
since we were talkin6 a8out 8loodswaps and shit, here's an even 8luer8looded aranea. of course, this counts as day 83 of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day
>>152073041of all the incest in homestuck, cherubcest is the most underrated
>>152077652this. and it's already canon and 8een hinted at HEAVILY that cali8orn wants to "mate with his sister" like come on it's literally ri6ht there
>>152073207I'd agree if 1. prisounebound wasnt based and updating more consistently than BC and 2. moonrunes posts oc here
>>152073429she's hot but she's just terezi with long hair. Why give her love when we can give it to Terezi?
>>152077663yeah well i still have a bias against mages of blood so yeah
>>152077659>caliborn wants to turn into shenlong from Dragonball Z and have a cosmic argument with his sister over the right to lay eggsI'm sure he just thinks the dragon form is cool
>>152077712caliborn is super horny, the comic makes that clear. He loves fat women, yaoi, and his sister, all confirmed.
>the towers fell because Vriska made everyone in them fall asleep at once and the impact knocked them over on each other
>>152077756no retard she hypnotized the pilot obviously
>>152077707what you got against mages of blood?
>>152077893well i just dislike all mages. they're shifty and can't be trusted
>>152077904I would sooner trust a mage then a seer desu
witch pride world wide
>>152077945they're both untrustworthy. of all the seers and mages in homestuck, i wouldn't trust ANY of them.
why is she so mean :(
>>152077317Peter Pan is Breath though
>>152077969I mean Sollux is an asshole but he's pretty straightforward, I'd trust him
>>152077630You just know she would be the most hardcore dominatrix in the whole paradox space, even more than Jane
>>152077756No, john was a pilot and wanted to say hi to vriska (he forgot he was doing his job)
>>152077904>and can't be trustedThey're trustworthy, it's just that they're just miserable retards who are a bit shit at their jobs
>>152077969>>152078167meulin seems pretty compete- nevermind who am I kidding
mages owe me sex
>>152066559Would anyone want a prince of light companion?
>>152078258Prince of light, I sleepPrince of void, real shit
>>152078258Yes, I simply need to see how this shit plays out.t. heir of light
>>152078204Yes
>>152078204leave them alone they've already been bullied by their aspect they don't need to be bullied by your cock too
>>152078552They need maximum cock bullying.For research purposes of course.
>>152078489Now that the dust has settled, did he do anything wrong?
>>152078606He should have prototyped more dead bodies
>>152072796>>152072824>>152072834I love that hes clearly an assman but Jane thought she meant her fat tits.
>>152078876well o8viously. why wouldn't she think he was talkin6 a8out her 8est asset?
>>152072834fucking poetry
>>152078606He should've killed Vriska
>>152072834Every time I hear someone say "may the ground quake as you walk" in Skyrim I think about this exchange
>>152074342>>152074351JESUS CHRIST BITCH.YOU'RE WOBBLY IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES.
>>152074342>>152074351THE PHYSICAL PROPORTIONSTHE PHYSICAL PROPORTIONS OF THAT BITCH ARE JUTTING OUT. RIDICULOUSLY. NAUSEATINGLY. OHHHH IT'S DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTING
>>152074342>>152074351Sauce?
god fucking imagine
>AIslop enjoyer near meCull yourself my man
>>152079229I've been having a lot of fun with chatbots too lately. I'm being sucked in send help
>>152079248>AIhaha I keep rustbloods in my basement and they write all of my smut for me. It's a very efficient system>>152079255let the ai consume you anon. drift into the abyss
wait, are all the prisounebound readers aware of the allegations out there re: the creator?
>>152079286I can't. I need to break free. It's just...it helps me feel closer to waifu
Nepeta sleeping in a cardboard box to leave space for non-cats>>152078876All part of the torment process
>>152079349what about Nepeta sleeping in a cardboard box... with other cats sleeping on top of her in a pile of cuteness? ever consider that?
>>152079346what allegations
>>152079362It's too much for me
okay 6uys thread was fun-ish whilst it lasted. who's 6onna make the next one
>>152079728Idk how ;_;
>>152073605Does anyone have the original Survival Horror protags version of this?
Fuck Okay I'LL MAKE IT DAMN
>>152079748fuckin6 retard newfa6 fine i'll do it myself>>152079855fuck you ni66er i'm already doin6 it. i'm makin6 it hapen
>>152079862Hurry up then bitch ass chop chop
>>1520798706ive me a minute ni66a damn impatient ass 8itch
>>152079884The catpcha aint hard nigga, tick tock
EI6HT TRIPS LET'S 6ooooanyways, mi6r8>>152079888>>152079888>>152079888
>>152079393Big penis and grooming overage anons
