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I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
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Can your hero survive this?
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>>152068260
my hero is kratos so yes.
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>>152068260
my hero is kratos so no.
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>>152068271
...he wouldn't survive he would THRIVE!
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>>152068271
kratos would literally be able to rebuild the planet piece by piece from space if it were just regular nonmagic 3d earth
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>>152068260
My hero is easily multiversal, so yes.
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SO LONG GAYZILLA
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>>152068260
Name a good matchup for Spore
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>>152068299
You mean Ultraman's senpai and alley of Justice, Godzilla?
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BOOM.
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>>152067969
I mean, he eventually did took care of Belial.
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>>152068309
FVVAAAAAAAAARRRKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! *dies in indian aka the language of the asurabro*
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>>152068318
Asura is a white coded character though
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>>152068331
asura is literally brown and his entire verse is a giant india
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Kirby solos kektos
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>>152068331
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asura
Asuras are a class of beings in Indian religions.
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>>152068337
Asura is tan.
>his entire verse is a giant india
Gaea is not India.
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Morpheus Kratos.
CSAP Mario.
Omni-Junior: Heir of Wonder.

The PINNACLE of Powerscaling.
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I know we shitposted about how bullshit Sabrina is in the her prime era, but how is she in the newer comics? Is she Zantana level?
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>>152068352
no he's brown. and the entire verse is literally just indian mythology, including: >>152068351 Asura himself
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>>152068359
I don't know.
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Keep taking LZZZZZZZZZZ Asurajeets.
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Kratos TAUGHT asaara to poo in the loo
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>>152068318
>indian aka the language of the asurabro
>still at it
Indians hate Asura.
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Saaar Kingtos this is my designated shitting planet if you do not let me shit here I will have to destroy the planet with my wife and daughter still on it o algo
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>Keep taking LZZZZZZZZZZ Asurajeets.
>Kratos TAUGHT asaara to poo in the loo
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Who wins, low balled Kratos or high balled Superman?
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>>152068299
>GAYZILLA
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>>152068373
Asura is literally part of Indian myths who already fight the gods. That's why there was no backlash to it at all from Hindus. it sold gangbusters in india because it is an Indian self-insert and all about India
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>>152068355
Please....have mercy....
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Why are Kratosjeets projecting?
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>>152068382
lowballed Kratos destroys 990,000,000 universes in one punch and Superman can't even destroy 1 so...
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cucky asurajeets still taking lllllzz
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>>152068355
And they all solo Asissyra's pathetic verse LMAO! They keep taking LZZZZZZZ all day!
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>>152068396
>Asura is literally part of Indian myths who already fight the gods.
In actual Indian mythology they are low tier demons who can't even approach the gods.
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>>152067867
A thousand cards...
a million...
a trillion...

I just need...ONE!
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>>152068381
>all that seethe
And yet, you can't disprove him.
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>>152068411
you're retarded. their whole point is to fight the devas in shit like the Samudra Manthan.
who do you think the devas were fighting in that, Pakistan?
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>Asura
>doesn’t worship anyone or want anyone to worship him
>beats the shit out of and kills his stand-in Buddha god whose name represents an “ideal ruler”
Wouldn’t jeets despise him?
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>>152067867
> steals all of your powers

Too bad so sad
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>>152068431
Asuras already exist in Indian mythology. It's not like they got Jesus to beat up Buddha, they got an indian myth who already hates the indian gods to fight the indian gods.
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>>152068434
...But can she beat them? >>152068355
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>>152068428
they were fighting Warrior-Z.
Z won. That's why they rage on him now and forever
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Alright you fucking fucks, I'm gonna make my own VS Show (without research) by commissioning a sprite animator to make two minute fights I wrote for me
Give me some kino matchups that are DIMES but can be animated with sprites and tell me what you'd like to see in them (I could incorporate it in the script just don't suggest anything freaky cuz the animator won't like it)

So far this is my line up
>Locked
Thor vs Optimus
Martian Manhunter vs Jiren
Meta Knight vs Shadow the Hedgehog
Hank J Wimbledon vs V1
Doomsday vs Kid Buu
Courage vs Peppino
AntonBlast Satan vs King K. Rool
>Locked but I need sprites
Super Brainz vs Bizarro
>Locked if Death Battle doesn't do it first
Ichigo vs Danny Phantom
Cell vs Zygarde
>Might happen
Conquest (or Viltrumites) vs Senator Armstrong
Godzilla vs Arceus
>Could substitute other episodes
Accelerator vs Magneto
>Could substitute other episodes but needs sprites
Plutonian vs Scion
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>>152068441
>>152068355
Obviously.
Her mindhax and power steal would be enough.
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>>152068447
and also Kratos wouldn't fight her knowing her series is valid TRANS media!
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>>152068431
Well there's also the game being filled with weird knock-off versions of their gods and deities, including a Buddha allegory who's a stupid prick who gets humiliated.
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>>152068453
Kyosuke is the punching bag of the series tho. No one likes him.

Anywho Kratos is gotta get BROKEN and SPLIT just like Homura did Madoka.
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>>152068446
What the fuck are you smoking?
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>>152068447
Morpheus Kratos is above platonic concepts, so is CSAP Mario and Omni-Junior. They can rewrite everything and negate anything Homura does.
Done.
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>>152068473
Homura broke a platonic concept and assimilated it into love.
She depowers kratos and mindhaxes him into forgetting he was even spartan.
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>>152067867
I can't imagine the autism in letting a reddit show and some youtuber fag mindbreak you this hard
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>>152068436
Asuras are just evil assholes who terrorize humans in hindu mythology, no one who takes hindu mythology seriously wants to see one of those things solo their actual deities.
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>>152068436
>It's not like they got Jesus to beat up Buddha
Why would this matter to them? Asura literally disrespected the fuck out of their religion by not bending over to worship his Creator and not only that, he killed the Creator by punching his head off. The average jeet would absolutely melt down over this, much less be a fan of Asura.
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>>152068463
whatever you say, trannyboy
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>>152068447
Oh look she is Kevin Levin tier
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>>152068467
I get high off myself
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>>152068481
they said ABOVE platonic concepts, illiterate trans QUEEN!!
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>>152068446
For plutonian vs scion You could modify superman and thor/Adam warlock sprites
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Obliveterates DC.
Dominates Marvel.
Mindhaxes all games
Power steals all novels

She is the ultimate queen of all.

Homura Akemi.
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>>152068486
because Asuras already exist in Indian religion and their whole purpose is warring with the Indian gods.
Next you'll say "how could christians buy a game where you play as a demon"
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>>152068485
See >>152068428 retard
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>>152068507
YAAAASSSS TRANS MADOKA SISTEEEERS!!!
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hahah KIIIINNNGGGGTTTOOOOSSSS
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>>152068513
You didn't make a single point with that post, that's why It was ignored.
I don't think you actually know what Asuras are.
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>>152068507
>
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>>152068507
>Obliveterates D-
*rapes her*
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>>152068481
>>152068507
Morpheus Kratos is Extraversal, so he's above that. CSAP Mario is above that as well since he is Boundless and Omni-Junior is fused with the very universe itself with omnipotent powers that are stacked beyond cosmologies.

Homura loses. Everything she does will be rewritten and her powers will be taken away. There is nothing she can do.
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>>152068522
I did, they literally fight the gods, and I named an example, that is what they do and their purpose.
Your only point is ignoring that fact and seething like the bitch you are. No wonder Asura got bitchsmacked when his fanbase are as pathetic and insecure as you are.
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>>152068526
>her
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>>152068503
I'll see if I could find someone to do it
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How can I EVER hope to beat Morpheus Kratos???
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>>152068530
Homura outscales and haxes to death.
Too bad.
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>God of Melty
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>>152068522
>>152068485
the Asuras fight the Devas in the Vedas, the Mahabharata and Ramayana epics, and the Puranas
Retards so stupid (or just lying out your ass to win an argument) that you make the Kratos "Scholars" look smarter than you
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>>152068508
Why does them already existing in the mythology make it okay that it's effectively a sacrilegious story where a random asshole kills everyone important?
That's like asking why Christians would hate a story where a Nephilim like Goliath shows up, kills the apostles, Jesus, Gabriel and the archangels and eventually the big G himself. It doesn't really matter If Goliath is actually in the bible.
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>>152068546
Morpheus Kratos, CSAP Mario and Omni-Junior are above death as well. Keep taking LZZZZZZZZZ.
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>>152068559
Why do you think that's a point towards your argument that Indians want to see an Asura kill Buddha?
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Uma Musume in Death Battle when
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>>152068560
there are several christian games like that, where you play as the edgy demon fighting angels. Ultrakill makes the archangel Gabriel look like a whiney bitch and says that Hell beat up and scared Christian God into running away forever like a pussy
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DoomCHAD, p-p-please clean up hell for me...
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>>152068582
Are Christian people known to like those games? Because that anon's argument is literally that Indians like Asura's wrath BECAUSE it's a twisted teardown of Hindu/Buddhist mythology. It makes no sense.
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>>152068572
because I already established that you're either lying to save face or just don't know a single thing about what you're talking about and are low IQ
now that that's known, Asura's Wrath had almost no backlash in reality, and that is the fact behind why it had so little backlash, because Asuras already are the enemies of Vishnu.
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>>152068446
>Conquest (or Viltrumites) vs Senator Armstrong
Somehow the sole suggestion of this matchup's made me appreciate Funny Valentine as an opponent for Armstrong a lot more.
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Remember when chudsday developed a consciousness that actually made him weaker and vulnerable to pain?
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>>152068600
Indians like Asura's Wrath because it's all about India. That's why it sold well there, and yes Christians especially Zoomer Christians tend to like Christian themed games whether you're fighting demons or angels, as the Doom series proved
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The KINGtosSCHOLAR just neg diffed me with his superior debating skills...
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>>152068602
You genuinely aren't making a coherent argument, I don't know how else to engage with this.
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>Aigis gets EX Orgia Mode
>Omnipotent Orb
>FULL SMT Scaling
>FULL Scaling to Satanael Joker
>ALL Personas
>Have Lotus Juice and Mori Calliope sing the fight theme

And it will not be enough.
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>>152068605
Any better idea for an Armstrong sprite fight?
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>>152068620
You could make an actual argument, or just not lie out your ass next time like a little pussy faggot, but i know both of those are far beyond you as a smelly brown asuracuck
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>>152068617
Doom is a game where you kill demons and fight against the forces of hell. It's the opposite of the other examples here.
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>Asura Wrath sold well in India
Source?
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>>152068619
Asurajeet...
Homurabitch...
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>>152068626
Red hulk
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>>152068630
in Doom you also then fight angels, and fight archangels, and fight God, and find out that Satan is the real God and the God you know is Satan, and they're both evil as fuck and you gotta kill them both.
You REALLY don't know shit about the stuff you're talking about, eh cucky asurajeet?
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>be a jeet
>buys Asura’s Wrath
>oh wow it’s so cool looking and I feel so powerful!
>a couple of hours later
>oh wow, it’s my Buddha! Surely Asura will see the error of his ways and take Chakravartin’s offer
>(O) Extend Arm
>*Asura’s fist smashes Chakravartin’s face in*
>NOOOOOOO SAAAAAAARRRRRR DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT KILL MY GOD!
>*immediately takes out their disc and breaks it*
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BRING ME DOOMSKEK
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>>152068627
I'm confused, are you accusing the guy of being Indian or saying he's lying about Indian mythology?
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>>152068619
literally EVERYONE who has ever tried to lie their way around their Genius IQ...
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>>152068644
Victor...the Superman cosplayer is never coming back. Let it go...
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Peaklander will reach his highest this year, Superman scaling, and a moon slicing feat this last season(trust me)
Now he beats all his opponents
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>>152068634
M-my ass…
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>>152068617
Asura's Wrath didn't sell well anywhere. Stop making shit up.
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>>152068647
He (YOU) was already called out as lying and/or not knowing shit about the argument: >>152068559
because you're a faggot who can't argue or fight, that's why you lose all your arguments and why Asura got taught his place.
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>>152068630
in Doom the forces of hell are working for God and the final boss is killing God. I thought this was common knowledge.
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>>152068666
Huh?
I'm not following, Satan.
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Asura's Wrath infamously sold an abysmally bad 180k copies, which is why I'm confused as to why our brown Kratosfriend is arguing it sold well in India, which I don't even think saw an Asura's Wrath release
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do you still want Ryuko v Cutie Honey
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>>152068644
Redditards began to seethe over that image
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http://asianworldnews.co.uk/entertainment/hindus-upset-at-asuras-wrath-video-game-for-trivializing-religion/
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>>152068615
that wasn't naturally made, it's because retard Lex for some reason decided to genetically modify Doomsday with Superman's dna to make him sentient even though that served no purpose
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>>152068688
post proof
>>152068687
Sure why not.
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>>152068680
The Kratosfag is having a meltdown because his narrative about Asura fans, the very little there are, being jeets is crumbling (not like it ever had any legs to stand on).
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>>152068680
I don't understand why this guy is simultaneously mad people are misrepresenting Indian mythology but also saying Indians are stupid for liking Asura's Wrath.
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KINGtos won. That's all that matters.
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>>152068693
>literally only 1 person
>not seething at Asura beating Buddha, he's seething at DURGA (Asura' wife) having to die
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KINGtos won...
India won...
The original aryans lost...
Asura lost...
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https://youtu.be/OOw8Q7nlTTE?si=ovlFZUjmOrL16XPM
>Even JOBren BTFO the Trans Lizard
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>>152068693
>Zed further said that religion was one of the most complex and powerful force of human life, so we must take religion seriously. He argued that freedom of expression was important, but faith was something sacred and attempts at belittling it hurt the devotees. Video-games developers should be more sensitive while handling faith related subjects, as these games left lasting impact on the minds of highly impressionable children, teens and other young people and thus seriously affected the outlook and thought process of our next generation
KEKAROOOO!!!
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>>152068702
>game about brown indian demons fighting brown indian gods, in brown india
You are indian, cucky asurajeet.
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Closer comparison
Reminder that Asura's Wrath is a dimeless relic of the early 10s. Kratos is a massive brand on his own. Jeets never bought AW, don't think they've ever heard of it. Meanwhile a huge swath of Kratosfags are South Asian in origin.
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I'm retsrded...
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>>152068729
Now see: >>152068717
Kratos taught you once again, despite your pathetic attempts to lie and cheat as always
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>>152068731
Why would Indians want aryan demons killing their gods
Where are the sales figure for Asura's Wrath in India, sister?
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>Kratostranny meltdown
Actually beautiful.
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>>152068731
He's literally saying Asura's Wrath barely has fans in that post.
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>>152068626
>>152068638
Seconding
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>>152068355
AAAAAIIIEEEEEEE PLEASE NOOOOOO! DON'T GAPE MY VERSE AGAIN! PLEEEEEASSSSEEEEE!
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>>152068739
they don't, which is why you loved Asura's wrath which is about brown INDIAN demons fighting indian gods, raj
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>>152068747
Cucky Asura said this, and then Kratos fucked his wife. It's canon
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>No one bought Asura's Wrath. It was a gigantic bomb with no cultural impact.
>SHUT UP ASURAJEET
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>>152068699
Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1ovgmpa/comment/noj2hgw/
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AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE! NOO! NO SAAR KINGTOS NOO DON'T GAPE ME! ANYTHING BUT THAT SAAAR!! I WILL BE A BETTER MAN SAAR KINGTOS JUST DON'T GAPE ME! NO SAAR!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>>152068747
Geniunely, how can Asura even defeat those BEASTS? He couldn't even beat KINGtos when they lowballed him.
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Kingtos Scholars...you have TAUGHT this weak cucky raj once again...
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Kratos won this thread.
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>>152068763
He can't. They are the pinnacle of powerscaling as a whole.
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Isn't TolejoStar mexican
Isn't Warrior-Z brown
Isn't that one Kratos fag still in the KvA comment section brown
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>>152068755
Why do Kratosfags fight each other even during arguments where they're all unanimously presenting identical points to support their narrative with? Are they stupid?
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Wait a second, I remember whenever there’s a massive spam of meltdown posts over Asura, it’s a Bleachfag behind them. I swear he got mass-deleted by the jannies too.
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let it be remembered that cucky asura sucked both the cocks of Wiz and Boomstick in return for them using only the finite feats of Kratos, while holding back, and massively lowballed, and then dividing the calculation by more than 100 to give Asura every cheat his blowjob could buy.
And KINGtos still beat him fair and square.
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Asura was a MONSTER for killing the Indian gods and that's why Kratos had to put him down. He was TEACHING him to respect all religions
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>>152068751
mine's better
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>mindbreaks you
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>>152068780
he also gave them his bussy in return for please, please, please not bringing Morpheus Kratos into the fight
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From start of 2016 up to now (timeframe of Norse Saga era). The densest web traffic surprisingly come from Syria, Brazil, Ghana and Myanmar.
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>>152068788
one year later and they're still in the mental asylum thanks to this panel
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>>152068638
>>152068744
I know a guy who wrote that fight, I think he goes on here...
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>>152068788
Get mindhaxed, fool.
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>>152068776
I have no clue, must be a language barrier thing.
For some reason it seems like people pointing out that Asura's Wrath didn't sell well in India (or anywhere) is being interpreted as a talking point for Indian people defending Asura's wrath.
No, I'm literally saying no one cares about this game and the DB matchup was the most relevance it had since it's original release.
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>>152068796
Kratos is immune to all mindhax, and also immune to tranny series i'm afraid, ma'm
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>>152068793
BIPOCTOOOOOOSSSS!
aryansura...
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>>152068788
No, but really, look at this cocky millenial God of Hope coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
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>>152068796
We already discussed this. Morpheus Kratos is above everything, so Homura loses. The other two also solo her as well.
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>>152068777
I found it, lmao.
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/tnum/149389467/deleted/deleted/
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>>152068822
keep raging on me
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Reminder that Athena fucking Asamiya is 2-A and KOF is the strongest "pure" fighting game.
(aka, not an adaptation of something else, like the umineko or final fantasy fighting game)
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>>152068827
Stop trying to change the subject, asurajeet.
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>>152068751
>>152068827
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>>152068832
Chudsday is going to die
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>>152068777
>I swear he got mass-deleted by the jannies too
He should delete himself desu
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>>152068845
...in my tranny headcanon.
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>>152068820
Morpheus Homura beat Morpheus Kratos in my fanfiction. Your response?
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/dbg/ has finalkly decided SHITtroon totes defeats GODlejoStar, on the grounds that he was a "hypocrite" and "Kratos was featless" and "Ash had no counters against the Time Wizard".


BULL.


FRIGGIN.


HORSE SHIT.


As you can see I am FURIOUS with the fact that my HERO, who has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet, is being brought down by a bunch of jealous, arrogant, ret*rded KINGTOS-HATERS.


BUT.


That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly.


NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.


They have been messing with the BVLL, and now they've called out the BLACKING!


Listen everyone, I need your help with this. We are at WAR here. I want every KINGtos fan who is reading this to get the word out! I want you to tell every other LORDkemon fan out there, every fanatic, every artist, every follower of my HERO about this. Tell your friends who are also KINGtos and LORDkemon fans if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the spirit of KINGtos and LORDkemon alive!


Make more fanart, make more videos, block the haters, praise KINGtos and LORDkemon like you never have before, build websites dedicated to TolejoStar's greatness, whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT.


CHADlejoStar's loss against SPICtroon is but a minor cut on our flower of greatness, my friends! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading, and we are the pollen of this flower! We need to prepare for our victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their crimes!!


Rejoice, my fellow GOW and POKEmon Fans! Our glorious little God slayers shall have the laugh yet!


THIS will be TolejoStar's ultimate victory!


The absolute subjugation...


OF /CO/ ITSELF!!!!
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>spictroon is awake
>spicpedo is awake
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>>152068859
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>>152068642
Lmao
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>>152068857
Morpheus Kratos scales above fanfiction and thus beats her yet again.
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>>152068855
The fight is going to be released by dc?
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The worst thing to come from this thread is the assertion that Asurafags are brown when there are no Asurafags in the first place. It's a literal who "franchise" with one flop to its name kept alive by vsfags and mahvelfags. Meanwhile, there's loads of evidence that a majority of vocal online Kratosfags in the vs sphere are brown. Hell, 2 named Kratosfags known here are confirmed non-white. That episode is the gift that keeos on giving in terms of retardation, it's insane.
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>>152068882
Morpheus Homura scales above Morpheus Kratos scaling above fanfiction!
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>>152068857
Morpheus Kratos (and also base Kratos) transcends fiction dude. It's over, you can't win.
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>>152068894
Proof Morpheus Homura isn't non-fiction?
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>be Kratos
>win the DB against an opponent who is super obscure
>still have a meltdown at the mere mention of him
How is Kratos jobbing this hard to Asura?
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>>152068892
Morpheus Kratos also scales above that as well. You can't win.
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>>152068891
>Hell, 2 named Kratosfags known here are confirmed non-white
Who, Bastard Bitch? You have no proof of any Kratos Scholar being brown, only your pathetic headcanons because you have no argument and we BTFOed you
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>>152068903
Kratos transcends non-fiction too. The novels confirmed he created and controlled every irl conflict and battle and moment of hope to ever occur
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>>152068795
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Senator_Armstrong_vs_Red_Hulk
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>>152068903
Morpheus Kratos scales above non-fiction as well as he trancends all of reality.
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KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
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Do NOT make fun of brown people.
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>>152068915
Why did Morpheus Kratos have evil men rape children and the raped children hope to be saved before their death only to not deliver any? Is he a psychopath?
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>my hero tries to beat Morpheus Kratos
>he just keeps scaling above them
I can't win...maybe I can try my luck against the other two?
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>>152068909
>Bastard Bitch
If you're Indian, and hate Asura's Wrath, why do you keep insisting Indians like Asura's Wrath?
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>>152068938
that wasn't morpheus kratos, it was the scene in the god of war novels (canon) where Kratos fully transcended to his God of War role and became one with every conflict across all reality, including Waterloo and such
the answer is that they are all important to the flow of human civilisation and time
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>>152068909
Tolejo and Warrior P (You)
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>>152068946
I'm white, retard, something you will never be. That's why all you have is blind projection about "ackshually we confirmed Kratosbros are brown" while never actually posting that "proof" you whine about, because it doesn't exist and like all asurajeets you are a weak pussy.
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>>152068939
Every character in fiction....
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>>152068952
prove they are both brown, NOW!
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Tolejostar vs Warrior-Z vs Merchantoforder, who wins?
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Dubs proves Asura fans are all Aryan and smart
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>>152068938
don't listen to that other guy, Kratos is a pedophile cuck and he wanted it
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>>152068964
oh nonononono
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>>152068964
ASURABROS?!?!?!?
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How come Uma Musume makes everyone look infinitely faster than anything we have ever seen from any comic speedster?
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>>152068964
FVVVAAAAARRRRKKKKK WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED I'M CATCHING THE FIRST PLANE TRIP BACK TO INDIA FELLOW RAJESHIS FVARKING VAMOOOOOOOOSE!!
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anything but dubs proves that kratosfags are ugly and dumb
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>>152068937
>ChatGPT Image Nov 1, 2025, 04_00_24 PM.png
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>>152068982
Why does that matter?
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God of War Hindi - more than 10 videos, big hitter are 7m and 5m views, rest are above 100k with one in 500k
Asura's Wrath Hindi - 4 vids, one has 1m views, one above 100k, the other 2 below it, there's even a comment on the 1m one where it says verbatim "Kratos : well done brother"

If GoWfags aren't brown, idk what is.
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Too late, Kratosbros.
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>>152068997
Doraemon.
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Why do you hold such hatred in your heart?
Please....be better men.
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>>152069000
>photoshop
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>>152068996
better animated.
Better framed.

all "fast" shit we see from flash are just lol meta shit or him running slow.
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do you guys seriously think actually Kratos wankers (unironic) are here?
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>>152069005
he is so wise! That's where his boundless power comes from...
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>>152069000
trips of trvth
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>>152069009
Okay but why does that matter? It doesn't translate to actual feats or speed.
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>>152069007
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151124132/#151126899
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>>152069005
Maybe... maybe... maybe you're right.

I... I FORGIVE KRATOS! I FORGIVE DEATH BATTLE!
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Busted a nut for Kratos btw
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>>152069000
>trips
IT'S OVER
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>>152069010
At this point, it’s hard to tell. There was an unironic Kratosfag who loved to use the Ares’ universe illusion feat and posted fake scans but I don’t think he actually shows up to these threads anymore.
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>>152069010
No. Even Asura haters know that Loretos is bullshit but it's all just funny now.
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>>152069010
I only pretend Loretos is real when it pushes my agenda.
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>>152069040
"hard to tell" in the same thread as fucking Morpheus Kratos
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>>152069005
Ok! I'll get ready to spam BLACKED!!
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>>152069018
Well it matters since manga/anime/games outsell dc shit 10 to 1
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>>152069054
My shitpost radar is bit weak but the fact the thread got quite a bit serious when discussing whether or not jeets like Asura’s Wrath leads me to believe it’s not all ironic.
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It's funny when you think about how many threads have genuinely been pushed to there limit by Krasuraposting. These two might just be the strongest in DB just for that
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>>152068916
>As Armstrong was surrounded by electricity entering his body, he set his foot on the ground and leaped towards the air, blasting at supersonic speeds towards the airborne Red giant

>Armstrong: Look Gramps, I'm Superman!

This is Krasura levels of writing
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>>152069083
>there limit
Kill yourself
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>>152069083
When Ash vs Yugi was going on, I thought that would’ve given Krasura a run for its money considering how insanely hectic the threads were.
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>>152068916
>>152069091
>Red Hulk kicked the laying body and turned around from it, pulling out a comedically large 80s cellphone case that was revealed to be a disguised S.H.I.E.L.D. communication device when a hologram of maria hill was projected
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>>152069120
It probably would have if Ashsissies didn't choke on humble pie.
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>>152069064
I think you're looking for Pokebro if you want a sales fight, not DC.
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>>152069137
>a-ash sissies
i only got involved because one of the yugifags went full retard and went 'ash never had his pokemon attack another person'. didn't care who won
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>>152069137
>humble pie
Hello, Victor
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>>152069149
Sounds like a weird hill to die on, but thanks for sharing.
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>>152069149
>didn't care who won
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The time somebody aped Asura, it was a Chinese movie from 2013. The time someone did the same for God of War, it was a Netflix Indian movie. Think of that what you will.
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>>152067867
Kratos better


as a man
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>>152069149
Ash cope has to be some of the weakest I've seen in these threads. They aren't even fun sore losers like Asuracucks. They just pretend they won anyways.
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WOWZAS KIRBY DONO!!! You’re gonna TAKE my BLADES OF CHAOS and DISMEMBER ME into a KEK NUGGET, then KILL my WIFE’S SON before VORING ME and SHITTING ME OUT?!
WHEN CAN WE START?!!!
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>>152069167
>BRICScels look up to G7gods
FVARK!!
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>ashfag pops his head out
>yugifag (likely singular) replies thrice
Think of that what you will
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>>152069136
>I killed FUCKS who were better men then you!
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As someone who has played Asura's Wrath, the idea of Kratos even being competitive with Asura is fucking comical

Asura casually blows up planets and stars as basic obstacles by the end of his game. They're not even on the same plane of capabilities.
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>>152069177
what ever helps you. just remember, one of you yugifags said ash never has his pokemon attack people, despite him ordering pikachu to zap the shit out of team rocket since episode 2.
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As someone who has played God of War, the idea of Asura even being competitive with Kratos is fucking comical

Kraots casually kills multiversal creators and destroyers as basic minibosses by his Norse games. They're not even on the same plane of capabilities.
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>>152069306
I stroked my BWC to this
>>152069272
I stroked my BBC to this
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>>152069312
YO THIS GUY'S GOT TWO PENISES
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>Kraots
Who?
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>>152069345
he's like el hermano, but way more powerful
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>>152069321
Yup. I got a BBC for snowbunnies and a BWC for ricebunnies.
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>>152069312
>
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>>152067867
Good points OP
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>>152068402
Kratosjeet's mental illness have forever warped their minds. All they can think about is sucking Kratos' cock now.
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>>152069362
Kratos BROKE you.
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>>152067867
It was such a great episode. It led to one of the animators quitting Death Battle for good. That makes the episode a winner in my book. My all time favorite in fact.
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>>152069371
>Kratos blown you
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I don't care how absurd, over the top, and downright retarded the wank they give him is, I want Aang to beat the gacha shitter
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>>152069385
Kratos gave him a blow job?
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>w-what, you think you're a Better Man than me?
>Yes.
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Post Kratos not having a snapable neck.
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>>152069447
>snapable
asuraSAAAAR
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>>152069463
>No argument
I accept your admission of defeat
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>>152069312
Two-Race...
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>>152069482
Kratos can't get his neck snapped, he has literally infinite strength and infinitely resurrects from any injury as long as Hope exists
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Darth Vader still hasn't had a win in DB
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>>152069437
lmao why does nuKratos look exactly like Babish

for those who don't know him:
youtuber chef who went on a reddit-tier meltdown, checked himself into a mental health hospital for therapy, immediately after sitting down in the ward got raped by a huge gay black man, and was so heckin traumatised by it that his gf left him because he'd been fully buckbroken into a woman
https://youtu.be/eKVkQqFeTsQ?t=623
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>>152069504
damn they should make this guy play Kratos in the upcoming live action, that brave african american TAUGHT him to be a Better man
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>>152069493
Freya can literally kill him in the opening of gow Ragnarok by snapping his neck
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>>152069512
Freya has infinite strength as one of the Norse Jotunn, and also Kratos canonically resurrects after all his deaths in the game
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>>152069515
But if he has infinite strength why would Freya be able to snap his neck? He is after all stronger then her, her hands should shatter just by touching him
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>>152069504
this would happen to Kratos, in fact it's how his nu wife died, of shock when she found out
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>>152069527
Kratos canonically holds back his strength in the norse games constantly because otherwise he'd have to let his anger out and become a killing machine, even though holding it in canonically reduces his durability (described out loud in the novels, comics, game and lore). The only time we saw him lose control of his anger fully he entered a permanent Spartan Rage mode where he cannot take any damage, and oneshots all enemies without time limit
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What form of autism is this?
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Bros. Be honest. Did I cook?
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>>152069602
which one is Kratos?
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>>152069504
BABISHTOOOOOSSSS!!!
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>>152069602
im not your bro, bro
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>spic is awake
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>>152069504
When tf did he troon out?
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Alien X is Omnipotent.
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>>152069665
until you get to four arms level opponents, then he loses
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>>152069664
>When tf did he troon out?
never ask a woman her age
never ask a troon when they were groomed
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Would Kid Loki vs Jarro work as a matchup?
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>>152069690
>Would Kid Loki vs Jarro work as a matchup?
oh it's a match alright
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Who would win?
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Reimu RAPES and GAPES Strange and Arle and their entire verses
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>>152069717
I don't see how Jho wins this
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>>152068446
If you do this one, have at least part of the fight be them rapidly killing each other and reviving like Zamasu vs Eobard
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Who wins this?
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somebody post the ai maid girl again i need to masturbate
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>>152067867
KING TOOOOSSSS
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>>152069717
Not the left one since they're all sub musket level
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My favorite verse is so small and insignificant... I wish it wasn't so Dimeless
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As Confucius once said 大力水手波派总是赢。
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My cuckcake sometimes lets me sit there and watch as she drains my hot husband's balls...Fuckkk I'm such a lucky faggot cuckquean...
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I had a dream about me crossdressing and now I'm worried...
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You know those bambi videos are pretty nice to fall asleep to...
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My nigga Benjals
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>>152069064
Did somebody say sales...?
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Im...DIMELESS?!
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>SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES
I hate Ashfags so much is unreal KILL YOURSELVES NOBODY CARES ABOUT SALES THIS IS A POWERSCALING THREAD
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>>152070409
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE SALES
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE SALES
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>world's most obvious falseflag
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My hero's sales are tiny...
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>no feats
>no sales
>no fans
>no wins
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>>152069872
Me and Kratos
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Choose your fighter
>inb4 schizo replies
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>>152070483
Bayonetta, Reimu and Samus...
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>>152070512
...candace niggas
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>>152070488
>>152069872
Celestia is not a maid, WTF
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>>152070512
where's Kratos???
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>>152070512
Tourettes Guy because he'll throw his shoe at your faggot ass
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>>152068411
>In actual Indian mythology they are low tier demons who can't even approach the gods.
Bullshit.
There are Asuras that are either close, equal or rival the Devas in terms of powers and abilities.
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>>152070512
Noid, easily.
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>>152070563
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Yugi
It's okay to be Dimeless
It's okay to lose to pokemon on your own market
Being the second place is a respectable position and you should be proud of that
You won in Death Battle and that's okay
So what if your series died after it's first season?
So when Legends A-Z outsells your entire franchise please hold your head high
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and have a meltdown spanning the whole year
Please be... A better man.
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YujiGODS....
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They're really never gonna get over Yugi vs Ash are they
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>>152070655
Yuji is... a better man?
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>>152070409
MY MARKET
KEEPS ON GETTING BROKEEEEEEEN
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>>152070655
YUUUUUUUUJJJJIIIIIIITTTTTTOOOOSSSSS
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>>152070720
SALES ARE DROOOOOPPING!
MARKET CRASH'S COOOOOOMING
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>>152070512
Morshu
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>>152070720
A BRAND THAT CAN'T CONTROL IT'S CLIENTS!
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>>152069832
This could be fun to watch but unfortunately I'm unfamiliar with each character so It would end with me "taking influence" in the script
Also im unsure on where i could find these sprites
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>>152070720
POKEGODS
FORCE MY SLOP TO KNEEEEEEEL
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>>152070519
They all beat my dick
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>>152068982
Agnes Tachyon vs Hunter Zolomon when?
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>>152070519
Samus has wins though
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I can never beat Morpheus Kratos...
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BANKS GIVE ME YOUR FINANCING AND MY IP IS YOURS!
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>>152070944
All of fiction but the 5th year from H*gwarts Legacy....
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Please, just once...I need more...I NEED PROFIIIIIIIT!
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>>152070409
>T. Dimeless Yugifags
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Damn, with how many DIMES Pokemon draws it's gotta have some amazing games
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>>152071078
You weren't supposed to talk about that...
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>>152071078
Genre defining LEGENDS...
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For a sale like this, even black Friday would be nothing...
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>>152071078
Unironically yes, Pokemon quite literally reshaped the modern gaming landscape
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>>152070488
Thanks man, busted a good nut.
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>>152071078
They’ve been making the exact same boring slop for three decades. It’s gotten so stale that even nintendrones are starting to complain.
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Gold Ship vs. Pink party horse when?
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Nobody cares about the horse gachaslop.
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What Game Freak does with its franchise is none of my business...
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>>152071078
Well, you see...
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>>152071078
YUGI, WHAT POKEMON DOES WITH ITS ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF MONEY IS THEIR OWN BUSINESS.
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>>152069304
Just remember Ashfags saying all Yu-Gi-Oh monsters that show up were holograms despite all the proof on the contrary.
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Poker? Better game.
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>>152071302
Victor, wasn't there an actual episode where they get surprised a monster was still on the field despite the game ending because it turns out the monster was an actual guy in disguise? Why are you making these false claims? Did you stop taking those horsepiss pills like I told you?
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>>152071227
This.
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IF THERE'S A WALL IN MY WAY, I (WON'T) PATCH IT OUT!
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>>152071351
Who is this even referring to?
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>>152071329
What are you talking about you schizo? Who the fuck is Victor?
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>>152071359
Bob the Builder in a rocky relationship
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The abridged version of my series is more popular than my actual anime...
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>>152071371
>>
>YUGIYUGIYUGIYUGIYUGIYUGIYUGIOHYUGIOHYUGIOHYUGIOH
Yugi vs Ash WARPED you.
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Pokemon and Yugioh are both for stunted manchildren anyways, so what's the point of arguing which is better?
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>>152071377
Dragon Ball...
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>kratos solos SCP
FUARK... I-I KNEEL...
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>>152071403
Agreed, let's discuss how Morpheus Kratos GAPES them both
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=vh-ZJXHPQKg


Which one of you fuckers did this? Literally, who? This is getting creepy in terms KINGtos shit.

>Kratos vs the SCP verse
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>>152071420
Overkill. KINGtos (lowballed) could do that easily.
>>152071414
KINGtos also solos SCP.
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>>152071414
>>152071427
This is OOC. Kratos is a trans ally.
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>leave Kratos... to me
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>>152071377
SISSYcard...
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>>152071438
Doomsday fodder.
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>>152071438
>...a-after I'm done with my HRT of course
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>>152071427
>>152071414

>First few seconds
>"I am no son of yours, monster"

Someone wrote this btw
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>>152071468
KIIIIINNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!
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>>152071384
>canon jeet protag
pokesaars...
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>>152071468
>/dbg/ memed KINGtos so much that it broke into the collective unconscious and has now affected other media including Kratos
You retards have no idea what you've done
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>>152071464
You're a woman no longer...
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>>152071501
Based gender non-conforming transmasc ally
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>>152071501
I never was…
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>>152071497
At this point, I firmly believe Kratos can solo anyone. Even IRL world governments.
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>>152071414
>>152071427
OHNONONONONONONO
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>>152071497
Unironically, everytime I see the words "Better Man", "TEACHING" or even a picture of Kratos, I start laughing.
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>>152071435
I don't get it, what's with SCP and trans?
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>>152071544
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>>152071547
Something about it getting hijacked by trannies and adding things like a transexual satellite or something with the newer stuff
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>>152071490
Sword and Shield made the entire internet drool over an India woman (Pajeeta?)
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>>152071568
This monkey? JOBBED to Americans.
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>>152071541
>Goes to comments
>Already /dbg/ is leaking
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>>152071598
Clitty leaking?
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I'M JUST A HOLY FOOL, OH, BABY, IT'S SO CRUEL
BUT I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH JUDAS, BABY
I'M JUST A HOLY FOOL, OH, BABY, IT'S SO CRUEL
BUT I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH JUDAS, BABY
OH, WHOA-WHOA, OH-OH
I'M IN LOVE WITH JUDAS, JUDAS
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH
I'M IN LOVE WITH JUDAS, JUDAS
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>>152071606
Those two literal whos will never be Gojo or Sukuna level of famous
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>>152071227
This except the entirety of battleboarding, powerscaling, death battle and the nation of Mexico.
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>>152068355
They all lose to John Egbert from Homestuck
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>>152071630
>sukuna
>as famous as gojo
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>>152071604
Hot. Needs BBC flogging.
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So THIS is the best /dbg/ has to offer...
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>>152071630
You're only half right.
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>>152071630
OH I was just thinking where I've heard that song before
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>>152071635
Those three are above Homestuck's entire cosmology.
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>>152071586
She doesn’t look anything like a pajeeta.

>also implying you wouldn’t colonize Nessa
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>>152071642
No... It cannot BE...!!
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I HATE BROWNS
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>>152071662
I knew Metal875 back in 2018 btw, he was a nice guy and he used to write in Death Battle Fanon Wiki many fights that Mario would win in a lot, many users would call this version of Mario "Metal!Mario" but then they stopped cuz the great gentrification began, when I heard from his friends he got in trouble with the law I told people about it and it probably pissed them off cuz they wanted me to keep it a secret, I was like 14 i believe, man time flies by
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I HATE WHITELINGS.
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>>152071658
According to leaks that's her ethnicity
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>>152071656
They aren't though
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>>152071707
Proof?
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BETTER MAN
WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A BOUNDLESS SPARTAN
BETTER MAN
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GOD OF WAR
BETTER MAN
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF COMPOSITE FICTION
MYSTERIOUS AS, THE STATEMENTS IN MY LORE!
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>>152071709
John Egbert is beyond everything that's why he can retcon Homestuck's narrative.
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>>152071586
>India
This has to be racist. Do you look at Indonesians and Iranians and think they scam people for a living?
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At least Yugioh has SOUL
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>>152071720
So is Morpheus Kratos and the other two.
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When will you all learn that you just can't beat Morpheus Kratos?
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Warrior Z.
Metal875.
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>>152068507
Sailor Moon victim
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There's nothing wrong with being brown.
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WHEN'S THE NEXT EPISODE GETTING ANNOUNCED
THIS WAITING PERIOD IS AIDS
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>>152071830
Death Battle is cancelled.
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>>152071830
A KEK THAT CAN'T CONTROL HIS PATIENCE
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>>152068302
NMS protagonist vs Spore Captain
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>>152071630
The entirety of Japan loves Kamen Rider...
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>>152071438
>>152071464
Doomsday will fuck THAT?!?!?!?!? we’ll just call me Ronald McDonald because I'd let the foundation contain me just to fuck that reptile
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Can we use storyboard feats and material for scaling, despite not being canonized?
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>>152071879
if an official statement that says the removed parts are still canon then yes
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>>152071438
Get past Asura first
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>>152071897
isn't the guy Kratos is killing in his thumbnail the same guy that cursed 682 with immortality
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>Why do you like 682 so much?
>HE LIKE CAN'T DIE AT ALL!
>...And?
>YOU CAN TRY AND KILL HIM BUT HE JUST REGENERATES FROM ANYTHING!
>Is there any kind of personality trait to go along with that...?
>HE JUST LOVES KILLING PEOPLE! HAHA! BUT GOOD LUCK KILLING HIM!
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>There is NOTHING wrong about sharing your wife!
>What she did... Who she fucked... Before we met... THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
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>>152071725
Yes?
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>>152071568
>>152071591
>robin williams died and reincarnated into a monkey
wtf did they meant by this
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>>152071414
>Loses to god
Christianity wins yet again as shown with Spawn VS Kratos
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>>152071642
Benson wins that btw.
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You WILL be supporting /ourgirl/ when Game Freak's next masterpiece, Beast of Reincarnation, drops and makes billions, leading to her eventual episode, right?
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>>152071868
Fuck... 682 is so hot...
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>>152071952
*Robbie Williams
Different guy.
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>>152068302
the grox vs the qu
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>>152071997
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>>152071990
this game will NOT be successful
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>>152071568
Me with the floor show
Kickin' with your torso
Boys getting high
And the girls even more so
Wave your hands if you're not with the man
Can I kick it (yes, you can)
I got (funk)
You got (soul)
We got everybody
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
It's time to move your body
Babylon back in business
Can I get a witness?
Every girl, every man (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
Houston, do you hear me?
Ground control, can you feel me?
Need permission to land
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
'Cause you're keepin' me up all night
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>>152071997
how slow are you that you didn't even get the joke?
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>>152072019
If they fix the FPS issues it will probably do be okay, Xbox seems invested in marketing it
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>>152071921
>Dude and then they also tried to erase it from reality but it didn't work and it gained the power to erase other things from reality instead! And then they tried to use an omnipotent thing to undo that but that thing ended up being erased too! I hate powerscaling btw, I only like this because of the good writing
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Krasura is most significant Death Battle in history and actually BOUNDLESS and OUTERVERSAL
>mountainposting regarding Kratos' ability to destroy a mountain already foretold in He-man vs. Lion-o when Lion-o is asking why Sword of Omen is showing him a mountain
>Krasura taps into Zen Buddhism and Salvation religions by teaching the viewers to be "monsters no longer"
>TEACHING/BETTER MEN dynamic influences lot of famous franchises from Spider-man to One Piece in 2025 after Krasura ended
>Kratos-powerscaler kills his own mother IRL
Kratos? BOUNDLESS BEAST and TEACHER of Men
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Full composites. Who wins?
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>>152072040
Forgive me, I'm an Asurabro
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>>152071427
morpheus kratos is above composite highballed scp yeah?
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>>152072068
Luigi.
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>>152071728
He's also beyond the meta-narrative and post them retconning reality right now.
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>>152072040
>>152072018
I didn't think it was a joke. I just assumed it was a mistake. My bad, I guess.
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>>152072091
Morpheus Kratos and the other two can do that easily. Just because we haven't SEEN them retcon reality doesn't mean they can't. I just dismantled your arguement.
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>>152072068
Canon Luigi beats composite Ken
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>>152072093
Apologizing isn't enough. Bend over.
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>>152072068
Why is Luigi like this??
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>>152072143
Zesty!
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>>152072068
>https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Luigi_(Canon)/Metal875
According the sacred texts, Luigi GODSTOMPS him.
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The Marvel Zombies that ate Galactus just arrived in your favorite series. How fucked is it?
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>>152072329
They all get one-shot by the World 1-1 Goomba.
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>>152072329
Kratos (lowballed) solos.
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>>152072329
My verse negs since Marvel Zombies are all hilarious fodder.
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>>152072353
Thor and every God in Marvel fold to the infection. Zombie giant man just needs to shrink and infect Kratos and its over.
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>>152072329
Reimu would solve this minor incident before dinner
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>>152072357
the base versions of them scale to the Ultimate Fantastic Four and I'm pretty sure that's it
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>>152072382
God, imagine zombie Reimu tricking you into letting her into your home before she catches you by surprise and devours you whole...
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>>152072424
You're not normal and you need to seek a therapist
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>>152072424
Imagine zombie Reimu sucking your dick hahaha
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this is exactly why these threads keep getting deleted
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>>152072452
Imagine sucking zombie Reimu's dick LOL
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>>152072424
Favorite character. NOW.
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>>152072424
Gensokyo deals with someone who can singlehandedly cause zombie outbreaks on a daily basis, and Reimu is capable of instantly Fodderize her
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>>152072424
I just tie her with a rope and wait till The Hunger leaves her
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>TROONhou
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>>152072329
>Bunch of cucks who can't control their tummies
My guy SOLOS
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>>152072555
Do you just look at anything that has girls and immediately think of guys in dresses?
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>>152072570
Trannies love Touhou though?
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>>152072587
Trannies love every series mentioned ITT, so I guess they're all tranny series.
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>>152072556
It's even worse because these dudes eat people, men included, this means they have to eat the dicks, so every single one of them must have consumed continental amounts of cock, Marvel Zombies could take the title for the biggest sluts in fiction.
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>>152072599
Tranny deflection. Kill this nigga.
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>getting mad
KEK! Reimu nor the rest of Touhou will NEVER EVER get a Deatb Battle, no matter how hard you shill.
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>>152068355
>suggsverse ban mido
>vsbw gandalf
>fanfic demobane
Can't renember more deranged shit like that.
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>>152072556
Gojo probably does solve the entire Marvel Zombies problem without killing them
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>>152072587
>get called out for being obsessed with guys in dresses
>bring up guys in dresses
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>>152072613
>No argument
I accept your defeat.
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hahah KIINGGTOOOSSS
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>Deatb Battle
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>instant meltdown
Touhou lost.
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>>152072610
>this means they have to eat the dicks, so every single one of them must have consumed continental amounts of cock, Marvel Zombies could take the title for the biggest sluts in fiction.
No you gross faggot they eat your intestines and brains.
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>>152072118
He would get retconned
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>>152072654
Morpheus Kratos scales above retcons.
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>the sole mention of CHADhou can disrupt the balance of /dbg/
FUARK!
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Ok I want to read GoW Morpheus, anyone has a Link to the original fic?
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>the sole mention of DOGSHIThou can turn /dbg/ into shit
SAD!
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>dude...they kill you VIOLENTLY then eat your BRAIN and drain your BLOOD and GORILY RIP YOU APART and CRUSH YOUR SPINE and make you SUFFER as they TORTURE YOU with their SATANIC EVIL ZOMBIE VIRUS POWERS!!!!

>is that...a penis or a titty? NOOOOOOOOOOO HELP HELP HELP THIS IS TOO ADULT AND GRAPHIC FOR ME
why are Americans like this?
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>>152072659
That would get retconned as well
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>>152072621
I accept VSBW Gandalf because it's funny
imagine trying to write some overpowered God for your series only for some wizard dude to stomp him
Christianity scaling is wild
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>>152072674
Morpheus Kratos scales above that retcon as well.
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Lot of Kratos fanboys in here
He is not boundless, he still has limits, he can still be killed by beings equal or more powerful than him. Seeing how Thor straight up killed him & brought him back to life(Yes the developers confirmed Kratos was in fact dead)
He is NOT multiversal, just because he killed Cronos. Cronos was weakened & in chains, & Kratos had the blade of Olympus.
Had Kratos not had the power of Hope in his final battle against Zeus, Zeus would’ve killed him with the power of Fear when he was in his Astral Form(Also confirmed by the developers)
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>>152070409
You're one to talk considering how many time I seen someone claiming Yugioh was better than Superman because of sales.
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>>152072687
KINGtos was holding back.
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>>152072556
You just reminded me of that Zombie Gojo AU
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>>152072621
>Composite Isekaislop/Xianxia character people only care about because of battleboarding
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Speaking of 2hu. During the champion's island there was a weird crackship trend with Ace being shipped with Sakuya.
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>>152072684
That got retconned to the point where it's not canon
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>>152072687
Looks like someone hasn't read God of War: Tales of Morpheus...
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Should I stroke my BWC or BBC to Touhou?
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>>152072725
Morpheus Kratos scales above canon and that too.
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Guys my lie detector is blaring and led me to this thread. What's going on?
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>>152072670
We can't have whites being knowledgeable and confortable around sexuality, otherwise they might start to reproduce
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Reimu's armpits vs My dick
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>>152067867
This episode taught everyone that we are all MFTL++++
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Post Touhou not being SURPASSED, MOGGED, GAPED, and RAPED by Blue Archive at Comiket.
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>>152072732
>Yukari fucked Lafcadio Hearn
Former
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>>152072735
you don't have a lie detector you're just going deaf
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When will you learn you can't beat Morpheus Kratos? He can scale above everything your hero can do.
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>>152072329
Batman solves in a day
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>>152072696
>Things that never happened
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I beat Morpheus Kratos
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M-M-Morpheus Kratos?!?!?! I kneel... I need you to TEACH me your ways...
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>>152072798
...off
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>>152072724
Sakuya was just a token waifu. No one actually liked her she was just there to suck Ace's cock and make him look cooler and apparently she only got 14% of the votes in the final poll.
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>>152072696
>someone claiming Yugioh was better than Superman because of sales.
???? what the FUCK are you talking about
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>>152072798
Nobody in all of fiction...
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>>152072798
>>152072800
KINGTOS
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>>152072742
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>>152072812
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>>152072798
/dbg/ Kratos...
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Post Morpheus Kratos destroying a mountain
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>>152072812
BVILT FOR BBBC
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>>152072836

>>152072836

>>152072836
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>>152071568
>showman
So not Kratos?
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>>152072329
Them having zero control of their powers means that they either literally fucking die if they dare to eat anyone that matters because you literally can't advance without becoming BETTER, or resist it because marvel insane cosmology giving them every single resistance (except to the outerversal time loop, of course).
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>>152072718
Not true. Isekai fags don't care about battleboarding because it could crumble their self insert, or they think it is gay. Xianxia fags are to bussy telling that the other fag they are arguing is courting death.
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>>152072734
Already been retconned
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>>152072590
I remember a Marbel Zombies vs Goku comic a few years ago.
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>>152072789
Batman jobbed to a weaker zombie virus



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