Fees)( EditionWhere we talk about Homestuck and Homestuck accessoriesPrevious ==> >>152134328read the comic here: https://homestuck.com/QOTT: no psionics or anything, do you think you could beat your favorite character in a fist fight
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skye fucks her brother
how yo doin?
>>152149569pre game roxy? MAYYYBBBBEEE if i pull some dirty tricks but god tier im dead
>>152149615how do you fuck a shadowy figure though?
Moonrunes and Tridesert could be having sex RIGHT NOW. Tridesert could post here and draw while sucking a fat cock and you'd never even know.They fucking won.
>>152149626please anon your parasocial homolust is getting out of control
>>152149626deserts post basically confirms moonrunes has a big dick by snide deflection. >>152149565
>>152149646 (me)>>152149399 correct post
>>152149620about to eat an oven pizza
>>152149631tbf even pre-game all the humans are like basically superhuman
>>152149658habadat habadat?
>>152149654I think it's hot when artists I like bone and are happy. Also I like guys so two dude artists fucking is extra hot. I'd never be intrusive but if they're fucking and proud of it and also open about how hot they think their partner is, wanting to show it off a little I'm perfectly happy to enjoy the situation.
>>152149672i guess that *is* true huh. well shit now *I*'m not sure if i can beat Roxy in a fist fight
Where can I receive my award for having the shittiest fucking taste known to a man?>>152149569>do you think you could beat your favorite character in a fist fightDepends who are we talking about.
I don't want to fuck Moonrunes I want to watch Moonrunes and Tridesert fuck while cheering them on and not being involved in the relationship at all.I'm not a cuck I'm the friend in the chair with popcorn.
>>152149682thank you Kankri, very cool!
>>152149677What is it like to have actual color blindness?
>>152149677Holy fucking shit lol
>>152149763look i can *see* why you'd see it as red but it's literally green. like zoom in bro it's literally green
Gonna go to work but draw a big titty Vriska when I come home.Bra, swimsuit, or tight shirt?
>>152149617>Aranea and Jake Close but no cigar. While Aranea is Jake's type "physically" because he has a thing for blue girls, his actual mate is someone naturally sassy who would take him on adventures to teach him how to be brave. Someone who just so happens to have shown romantic interest in guys like Jake's beta kid lookalike on in another Page.
>>152149780wearing the egbert shirt
>>152149780Can you do a slingkini my brother?
>>152149809She treated Tavros like shit in no small part because Tavros, while admiring Vriska's strengths, does not mesh with her in terms of interests. Meanwhile Jake, while also being a Pagey bitchboy, thinks this:>Dear, sweet Neytiri from James Cameron's Avatar.>Oh, if only you were the one who could have overcome his paralysis on an alien adventure planet to become her boyfriend, instead of that other guy. Then she could have shown you how to be bold and courageous, and stand up to fight for your people, and maybe later, engage in a bizarre extraterrestrial reproductive process involving ponytails, and a magical tree you guess?This is pretty much Vriska and Tavros' playthrough in sgrub, word for word. Sure, Jake would be her abused sidekick just like Tavros was, but unlike Tavros he would show more enthusiasm and likely let Vriska mold him into being semi-competent.
>>152149550No, I just want Ellith Tshirt. Not be exactly Like another alive human being. Or a faggot.
>>152149779no it isnt
>>152149921>This nigga colorblindLMAOOO
>>152149921its ok to be red-green colorblind anon.
>Literal chud that wants to cause TLDD (Total Land Dweller Death)>Looks the gayest out of all 12 trollsWhat did Hussie mean by this?
>>152149972>>152149979well apparently 1/12 men are colorblind so that just means i'm unique okay
>>152149780Tight shirt or not but make em big
>>152149921Anon, you know you can become color blind later in life.
>>152149682i don't like it for some reason. i get like angry, i think it's BECAUSE they're showing it off, i can't FEEL love, i just can't so to me it's unfair.
>>152149750Well. You See. It's all in the wrist.
>>152150106You are a miserable creature and I hope you find joy but until such a day please do not speak to me before or while I jack off to two artists I'm a fan of.
>>152150138you're the minority here thoughbeit i agree with him
>>152150138i wish i could too.
>>152149682>>152150106I have a solution
So Is Tridesert like trans or something?
>>152150164MOOOOOOODS THEY POST CHILD PORN AGAIN
>>152150175ya think
>>152150178where's da porn tho
>>152149921Vriska also helped shape up John and you don't see many people saying Spider8reath was abusive and shit. I'm not saying she isn't a nutcase, but it's worth noting she's rather bearable if you're willing go along with her whims and let yourself be a "pet project" like John did, which I think definitely applies to Jake much more than it did to Tavros simply because his interests in adventure and exploration wholly overlap with hers.
>>152150188but Tavros did have some interests in common with Vriska, mainly FLARPing. And she still crippled him and pushed him past his limits. I can easily see that happening to Jake as well, since, whilst he is more of a pushover than Tavros, he still has his limits
Personally I believe Tri has the bigger dick.
>>152149842Sorry mate, I don't like slingkinis.I can provide you Mindwipe's though.
>>152150231tri doesn't have a dick because there's a PUSSY there instead. retard
>>152150273well. you got any proof?
>>152150259You don't fuck with slingkinis?No flosskini? No pretzel swimsuit? No micro bikinis? No nothing?
>>152150223>mainly FLARPingAnd also tons of his no less important interest Vriska thinks are painfully lame as shit that lead her to bullying him, like Fiduspawn and fairytales. And Jake? FIREARMS and FISTICUFFS and ADVENTURE, all of which would count as "respectable" to her. Sure, she would rag on him for his old-timey talk and being a wuss, and the relationship would be highly hierarchical(not unlike Jane with and her cobalt beefcake sub Equius), but otherwise there are much less points of friction between the two than Between Vriska and Tavros. Even her cunty personality is something he could put up with, and not merely because he's a wimp>On your worktable there are a few comic books starring your favorite heroine of all, SPIDER-GIRL. You don't know what it is, but there's something about a girl who has spidery powers and a sassy attitude that is just so cool to you. It's just another quirky fact about you that definitely doesn't have any greater significance, and never will.
Do people still make fantrolls, fankids & whatever else?
>>152150313This is going to sound very, very autistic to hear but I don't like those. I think it shows off way, way too much. Something like this, from Galactic-Overlord? Now this is that GOOD shit for me.
>>152150342I should but I feel like my ideas suck and are only fun to me.
>>152150342I did. I had two Fantrolls.Around this time, ten years ago, a random Tumblr artist who was working with sprites built me this. I do not know why she made it, she just said that he seemed nice, he seemed cute, and so based on a drawing she asked she sprited my fantroll.His name is Faalst. Of all the gifts I've gotten, this random sprite of my Fantroll I got on tumblr all those years ago still makes me smile. Her account is long gone, I tried looking, but I will always keep this.
This thread needs some more Jadeblood representation.
>>152150006And nobody cared. Sad!
>>152150364They gave Jade a dog penis I think your ideas will be better.
>>152150375Anon I looked at this little dude and thought he was a ftm. I'm sorry but he seems very polite and faggy.
>>152150342I saw MSPFA making a kid one suggestion at a time, so...
>>152150402He is polite and faggy, or was. He was based off me when I was eighteen, sans two years. If I was to make him now? He'd be a jaded, nearly-fifteen-sweep old fella that lives alone in a high tower, whose friends stopped talking with him and whose Moirail, the tall happy purpleblood, won't leave him alone and won't stop trying to get him to come outside and touch grass.
>>152150342idk about fantrolls but ive been looking into making some trollsona for a while now.
>>152150342I’ve made a fankid and a fantroll based on what I deem to be my positive and negative qualities. I don’t really do much with them aside from some self-insert fanfiction and stuff.
>>152150376Sorry but Kanaya will always look and sound like this to mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxmaBeCE_iM
>>152150466This has always been my Kanaya voice claimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBuG8fmZfwU
>>152150454Do they fuck each other?
>>152150484No. The oliveblooded usually fucks the shit out of polypa and the human hasn’t gotten any kind of pussy at all yet. Its more or less some cringe act 6 self-insertion than anything else
>>152150482I like this one, I kinda imagined something similar but with a more monotone cadence (due to her typing quirk) and without the accent
My voice claim for Caliborn was the dude who did the voices for him asking to sign that petition.
>>152150525yeah this
>>152150526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlZzftmtGJY this ones mine
