BRING ME THE JOBBEST MAN ALIVE!!
>>152172942Flash would grab hulks arm, steal his speed, and phase through it
>>152172951>steal already immeasurable speedHulk just dodges and bites his head off
>AI slopNO!!>>152172951Hulk has a history of interacting with intangible, energy and ghost beings, so not really a problem for the Hulk.
>>152172968fine if you have time use it as inspiration and make an original picture of hulk grabbing wally/barry from beyond the comic borders
>>152169046>>152169046Directions to the correct thread
>>152172979Why not use the classic template?
>>152172991cuz chatgpt kept giving me shit that it infringes copyright so i just spammed "can you try with look alikes?" until it wanted to make it.
/VS/ was TEACHING /dbg/...
This is the thread.
Nah.
What's stopping him from creating a black hole right on top of your HERO?
>being a /vs/phobe >>152173236Be better.
>>152173243Gets BLITZED.
ENOUGH! BRING ME BIRDPERMAN!!!
>>152172942>flash: let gohulk's hands are just that filthy
>>152173243Right now? The nonexistence of said hero by way of the thread being a ghost town after jumping ship lol.
/VS/ WON
>>152173561Yes yes, everyone hates Ai and Listroon
Post your hero destroying a wall right fucking now
DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEESAVE THESE THREADS BY ANNOUNCING THE PREMIERE, AND OUR LIVES ARE YOURS
Gojo LOST to Mommy Makima and was FEMINIZED by her in the TRUE ending of the fight which was cancelled because of INCEL RAGE.
>>152173696GIWTWM...
>>152173713that makes all of us lol~ nngh...
Who would win in a fight between bloodlusted prime Mike Tyson and Rebirth Batman in a wheelchair?
Why are there two threads
>>152173781Rebirth Thomas Wayne (Batman's Dad) beat Captain Carrot (Alt Universe Superman) while lying down in his hospital bed like Steven Seagal.Also he knows a le nerve strike that will kill someone with two fingers
>>152173788Rival titlesDeath Battletos or /vs/battlesura
>>152173781Batman and it's not even close
>>152173792Why tho
>>152173781I'm not sure if Mike can even beat Oracle if I'm being honest
https://youtu.be/FdC01nKrEr0?t=130FREYA! OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOR! IT IS URGENT! WOMAAAAAN!!WOMAN DO YOU HEAR MEEEEEE DO YOU HEAR MEEEEE PLEEEASE BY THE GODS OPEN THIS DOOOOOOOOR. FREYA OPEN THIS DOOOR AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!EVEN WITH ALL MY BOVNDLESS STRENGTH, AND ATREUS DYING BY THE SECOND, MY PUNY KICKS CANNOT GET PAST A SASSY GIRLBOSS AND HER OUTERVERSAL WOODEN DOOOOOOOR
Is there a SINGLE Marvel vs DC street tier matchup left that DC actually wins?
"ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>152173801WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!!...... Mike...
>>152173819>>152173835now this is a KING!
>>152173839A...King? A historically racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, incestuous, tyrant, slavery enabling, colonist, white supremacist, systemic undermining, protest crushing, pedophilia enjoying monarch? That's what you said?
>>152173872Fvark...we must be better...QVEENS!!
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>>152173799'tism
MEN are BETTER than women.
...In opposite day
>>152173908...at being evil and stealing from the generosity and kindness of others...oh but only white coloniser men though, please don't cancel me
>In opposite day
Heyyyy colored cuties! What's hangin?
>>152173925ermm, are you mocking the fact that trans neopenises can't get erect and will always hang limply? I can't even, Kingtos taught us to be better than this.
>>152173925>WHITE BOY!
>>152173931this so much this we *clap* must *clap* be *clap* better!
>>152173935Didn't she unironically bend over for Urahara?
unironicaly Rent Free, Kratos is the gayest man of Snoy, being muscular and manly and all that
>>>/v/731022972>CHADrio: Make sure Mario is seen winning against Sonic in the front cover or else we're canceling this crossover and you don't get to be seen in a game with me.>SISSYnic: O-okay, Mario-sama...whatever you say my Master and Superior and BVLL who I am so grateful for pitying me once again...
