Listening To The Beats EditionQOTT: What song are you listening to right now? Could you associate it with a character?Last Dream Bubble >>152194887
first for 8est spider
yo dayo
>>152205639>yum mayowhat did he mean by this
OP Answer here>QOTT: I've been scratching an oldschool hiphop beat itch and I can imagine Dave jamming to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN7a3V6GVGs
Here you shall see a highly derivative Spider8reath illustration by myself. Perhaps you have seen something looking identical in the wild. It is not a trace, but merely good practice. I wanted to show you all because of my love of spider8reath. I hope you enjoy
>>152205646really good pick anon. thanks for sharing.
>>152205662pretty 6ood art anon. thanks for sharin6
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>>152205675>>152205687these are v-tu8ers ri6ht? what's the appeal? never really 6otten into them
>>152205687kronii is caliborn
>>152205693Imagine if you will people able to actually perform as the characters they are voice acting forIt used to cost millions of dollars and a custom studioNow you can do it with an iPhone and a laptop
>>152205693one half live character and one half streamer. Best of both worlds in some cases. They are cute girls who do cute things and develop a community like any streamer but through the lense of a character they can play into and act through,
>>152205709>>152205712so the appeal is real life(ish) anime 6irls?
>>152205693Dont bother, the magic died in 2022
>>152205720and guys, yes
>Last Dream BubbleI like this we should use this term every time
>>152205720For some, yeahPersonally it's been interesting being able to witness what people are like when they know people aren't constantly judging them by their actual appearance. It's something that's been taking place via text for decades, but now moving to a visual medium
>>152205744what if we used Doomed Timeline whenever the thread was abysmal dogshit?
I use doomed timeline to refer to threads that end without a link to the next one
>>152205749Lol sure, If things are mixed we'll say the current thread is a post scratched session
Why does Homestuck attract so many normalfags?
Requesting cute art of Jade Harley pls
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>>152205763what *is* a normalfa6 in this context? just someone who didn't really read the comic? or, like, the ones who han6 out in discord and stuff?
If i may muse again. It is a damn shame that hussie neglected the adventure aspect of homestucks narrative. Of course, everything in homestuck took a backseat to the comedy and character writing of the first half, and the character drama and meta subversive elements of the second half. I just feel like the dream like world of sburb is magical in a way similar to the underground in UNDERTALE. And i am very sad hussie never explored it much. It inspired my own worlds in my own fictitious writing and my own fan session i craft in my head from time to time.
>>152205763Homestuck has been a thing since 2009THIS site has been around for even longerSome of the very posters in this thread are unc-beyond-unc
>>152205734mostly girls tho, male vtubers are rare and far between, and agencies straight up arent taking any
if you called ult. dirk unc would he kill you or would he be chill about it
>>152205767doing what? just being cute? flashing the viewer? hugging John?
>>152205801Jade is for fugs not hugs
>>152205805me when i lie
>>152205805so true anon, so true
I shall take any jade art request i can do within my ability. :) i will only do it if you tell me....what your favorite part about jade is. (I will chose one to do cause im sick rn)
>>152205779Sburb is basically aislop and the characters comment on it the whole time. you can have significant experiences in it but the game itself is pretty flat
>>152205822well my favorite part of jade is her huge cock and it would be based if you drew anon NOT sucking on it, and instead gently embracing her
hey where'd the anon with the 6iant classpectin6 chart 6o?
>>152205833am i allowed to post lewds here?
Okay I'll draw some NSFW Jade, give me a sec
>>152205850you can catbox it (go to catbox.moe, upload it and then post the link here)>>152205851zased as hell
>get emailed a job offer by some company>email mentions the recruiter saw my resume and specifically thought i would be fit for the role>look through it>standard secretary stuff that would be easy to do>get to the requirements>"Essential: You identify as a person living with disability (Special Measures – Disability requirement)."MFW I only got a job offer because some company thought I was retarded
>>152205851https://files.catbox.moe/6tk5sa.pngDone.
>>152205877HU88A HU88AI'M 6ONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM anon please have mercy on my 8allsack
>>152205876You use 4chan.
>>152205876You're on /hs6/.
No one has suggested anything else so i will do a jade lewd. Give me an hour I will get back to you
>>152205876It's serious cash in the government contracting world, they get paid a huge bonus for scoring people like you
>>152205876
>>152205876Is that better or worse than not getting the offer?
>>152205925hot aradia
>>152205913Considering I do NOT have a disability at all I would say it's worse.
>>152205938lmao, you got LLM'd
>>152205938that's what you think.... for now. have you 8een tested, anon?
>>152205938
>>152205960jarjat when he sees literally anyone
>>152205938sorry you had to find out this way...
>>152205970jarjat binks
WHEBVIVEVUWHIVwhat is this expression supposed to conveywhat does it mean?why did it draw it?i have no idea. anyways, today is day 97
>>152205618>QOTT: What song are you listening to right now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8vjpgREsus>Could you associate it with a character?probably
>RP friend I haven't spoken to in a bit reconnected earlier this morning.>been a rough time of it, but asked to see some recent artwork.>Impressed, asked me to draw something from our old RP.>A Big Nepeta and Smol Karkat.Even when I want to draw something else for a change it keeps coming back to this. Guess I gotta now.
>>152205913its better financially but its worst emotionally
>>152206050The kino's etched in your soul anon. Best believe everyone around you will start thinking about big nep and smol kat.
>>152206086Well since I'm too fucking tired to draw anymore today, have this.
>>152206095She could pick him up with barely any effort and he'd be at her mercy... Her sexy mercy...
>>152205662Now draw them kissing
>>152206103Eh. Close enough.
Do you ever get the impression that Hussie secretly regrets sinking Rose/Dave?
>>152206134The only thing Hussie regrets is letting Toby Fox escape his basement
>>152206095>>152206124Anon this is amazing. Thank you so much.
Big Neppers
https://files.catbox.moe/2oq98v.jpgHere you go jade cock anon, i hope you like it, im sick so this kinda sucks.
>>152206238Sauce?
>>152205779i really wanted to see what the game proper was like. bosses, personal quests, etc.
>>152205618>QOTT: What song are you listening to right now? Could you associate it with a character?Im listening to coin operated boy. Its probably associated with equius but gender swap the lyrics to talk about robo aradia
>>152206766
>>152206782Yeah thats coin operated boyalso i forgot to link the song etu blehhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s
>>152205618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtt78SW-mggYes, but it's one I'm writing
>>152206782>this is the only other mspa style femquius i can find>not even scraps of the titty monster with a fatassit's depressing
I'm proud to announce that the president of the united states has died
>>152206829Uh-huhPut down the crack pipe
>>152206829i wish
>>152206829Jane would never die. She's a maid of life
>>152205789Outwardly at least he would go on some pretentious tirade about your shallowness.
>>152206829You can just kill people
>>152206829It would be a funny way for his career to end, but I think he just said he wants to go back and watch the gorilla channel instead of sitting with all these mean yuros who didn't give him any prize.
A post before bed, nighty hsg
>>152206317https://x.com/DrGravyJones
>>152207203Goodnight anon!
>>152207203I miss her. I miss the height of Homestuck popularity where you could say "Update!" in public and get at least several people immediately checking their phones.
>>152207337Nostalgia is a dangerous drugLet go of the past
>>152207480he says in an /hsg/ thread
>>152207484We discuss current mspfas here
>>152205826>Sburb is basically aislopYou're an idiot. Sburb is childish and for some like Rose unfulfilling, but its a vivid and living world. The carapacians and even the stupid consorts are all thinking, feeling beings even if they are products of the game, and thats not even mentioning the denizens that are basically actual gods.
>>152207203God Scanty is so fucking hot. Just finished nu-PSG today and can't believe how good it was. Genuinely better than the first season overall.
>>152207578yeah but the story makes no bones about them being kind of simpleminded albeit lovable. the denizens are the only things that really deviate from the slopness of sburb, and that's just because they're vestiges of whatever entities created it
>>152207700I think you're taking Rose's words about her quest too wholesale. Yes, the consorts are stupid. Yes, the quest are designed for children. But that does't make them soulless slop, theyre still fully formed ecosystems that function logically and contain interesting narratives. They're like living breathing RPG worlds, theyre not as multifaceted as a natural society but theyre still pretty advanced.
>>152205734>>152205787Someone posted Crimson Ruze for one of the anniversary threads as he did a homestuck-based stream 2 years running, and I've actually turned into a fan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTXlJCwYEhI
i just remembered a blog i used to read for my entire childhood that stopped posting in 2016 sometime during the omegapause with a farewell mesage. it had theories and cute drawings and stuff. itried contacting the admin but her email adress is dead. i hope she's well...
anyone got any cutesy (or lewd) fuckin davekat fanart?a friend of mine likes the ship and I only have some from here
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what's with the davekat posting, post some good ships instead
>>152208157Vriska x Me is a good ship
>>152208157That anon asked nicely, unlike the rest of you bitter assholes
>>152205618>QOTT: What song are you listening to right now? Could you associate it with a character?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdQkAhHlvC0one of my favorite songs atm. it really suits spiderbreath
>>152205618>QOTThttps://youtu.be/xv8tICN8M7w?si=8xsBEUMcQd1LuQLmVriskore
>>152208157>>152208089>>152208089>>152208112
>>152208465
>>152208157
>>152208490Here's your swisstavy but bald
>>152208529How do you just forget to draw Swiss' horn and ears. They're the best part of his design
>>152205618>What song are you listening to right now? Could you associate it with a character?Been listening to Smalltown Boy by Broski Beat. Sadly I don't know wich character from homestuck This is better fit.
>>152208692David
>>152208820Who is David? You mean Dave Strider?
jack noir if he was real
Trying to turn Nepeta into a herd animal but she won’t have any of it. She’s furrocious. Disguising my true goal of getting her to roleplay as a bigger cat
>>152207755I never watch streamers and a lot of the kayfabe aspects of vtubers are lame, but having watched a couple of his homestuck vids he seems like a good guy
>>152208926Project Moon looking nigga
>>152208928what's a herd animal?
>>152209037It's another term for davekat shippers
Why the fuck doesnt the official website have jailbreak and bardquest yet? I get waiting on the epilogues for the newgens sake but theres no reason to not have the other mspas yet
>>152208928Are you tryin to force that precious girl into a harem? She can tell you ain't the one.
>>152209063>caring about what happens on the official site when it gets absolutely mogged by UHC
>>152209115obviously the UHC will always be superior, but its just nice to have the official as the option. My friend read problem sleuth recently and I had to link him chad thundercock because he couldnt download the client and the offical was dead in the water.
>>152209063Being devil's advocate those 2 are like probably really low priority. If I had to guess they'll probably be done post epilouges
>>152209213Sure, but they're literally just images, not a single flash. I feel like that could be done in an afternoon, sbahj was probably more work
>>152209063Priorities, new readers are more likely to care about romantic melodrama with indian space insects than actual MS paint adventures
>>152207768>davekatwe hate israel here, pal
>>152209346Actually I love israel because bombing children is objectively funny.
>still on about israelWhen's Homestuck going to start its Greenland arc?
hey what if all the trolls were jewish and that's why they're inherently evil? that'd be hot
>>152209507dis6ustin6. this is why moirails shouldn't pail 8tw it's 6enuinely nasty and unnatural
>>152205618>QOTT: What song are you listening to right now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2maJJtEf-g>Could you associate it with a character?ultdirk is like the closest fit
>>152209818yo dawg it's like 5 am for you go to sleep bro
>>152209966nope it;s a8out 7 actual. if anythin6 i'm a little late wakin6 up, since i usually wake up earlier
>>152209818Especially since without black or red feelings they can't fill shit
>>152209980this. if you can even 6et it up to pail with ur pale just vascilate at that point. Like, we all know you wanna 6o red stop pretendin6 and just DO IT already
>>152209979i just want you to wake up rested well, darlling.
>>152209979go asleep so I don’t have to read your retarded posts
>>152210048thanks anon. i appreciate.... the sentiment 8)>>152210121no
>>152210048>>152210121the duality of man
>>152207700First off. Good morning HSG Second of all. In regards to your comments. You should understand how fucked the beta session truly is. And how that has gimped it in some respect. And how we never see a true 100% fine session. Dave and especially Rose are far to cynical as people to truly appreciate things like adventure. They are very tactically and goal oriented people. And unfortunately Jade was given a fairly menial task right away as a space player. Only John was able to go on the classic RPG quest. And he is the exact target audience of this sort of thing. And he has been on record of saying that he enjoyed his time on his planet and that he thought it was neat. I feel most people in a normal session would be able to do this as well. Given how the game tailors the world precisely to you. Perhaps you think John's world is lame, but what if it gave you a quest relating to something you liked. Like idk, if you were a fighter, maybe there is a tournament quest on your planet. The possibilities are endless, so yes while Hussie basically offloaded the work of fun world building for sburb onto the fans, it still doesn't erase the fun that is already here and that you can create.
>>152210183MUH
>>152210204Dave spent his session playing stocks and watching dead Daves pile up of course he was miserable there's no way that was intended.
>>152210204>They are very tactically and goal oriented people.And yet they didn't focus on the primary goal of playing as intended to unfuck their planets and actually reach their full potential, with the means to do so delivered by the game on a silver platter. Curious!
>>152210558Yeah man. The problem is that the beta session lasted a *day*. They didn't have time to have fun. So Dave has to play manager and make sure everyone is good to go and not dead. >>152210589The way I see it it's like a current. Rose was fighting the current cause she was literally being groomed. She wanted her answers *now* and she was gonna tear the game brick by brick to get it. In the end it did give her vital insight at the cost of engaging with the narrative the game wanted her to. Not that she would be willing in any sense to do so by the time she had committed to such things.
>>152210640>Rose was fighting the current cause she was literally being groomed.Skill issue, my 13 year old self would've just told le excellent host off.
>>152210744no you wouldn't ni66a you'd 8e 6roomed even harder
>>152210589This doesn't contradict what that anon was saying. He said that Rose and Dave didn't care for adventure. Thus, they didn't see their personal quests as their goal, but the other shit they got sidetracked with instead.
>>152206124showed this to a friend and he audibly went "OHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!"
>>152210758Nonsense, I didn't get groomed despite having unrestricted internet access since I was 8 and starting to lurk 4chan when I was 12 or so, I'd be fine.
>>152210829I should have worded my statements better. But yes this is my thoughts exactly. Their goal wasn't to win. Especially when they found out they couldn't at all. So they didn't bother to engage with the game. Dave had time duties and rose was on her light player bullshit.
>>152210744I bet her only experience with adult figures was in books. Mom lalonde barely counts as an adult and more as a drunken man baby, cruel of a statement as that may be. Scratch also had fate on his side so it was all but inevitable.
>>152210912yeah 8ut i 8et none of those users were excellent hosts, were they?
>>152210912He knows everything you will do. He can bullshit his way into grooming you with hax
>>152210991>cruel of a statement as that may bewhy would it be cruel when it makes her hotter??
>>152210912You've been groomed, just not in the direction you anticipate.
>>152211017i dont disagree but i believe "fujoshi-ing out" is a poor way to conduct a discussion. Even if the topic is say. The most optimum body types and breast sizes for troll girls given the story.
>>152205618>>QOTT Woke up today, and was listening to blurhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCp77Yf54_k>Could you associate it with a character?Maybe to all of troll society since they are technically pansexual
>>152211063fair enough. sorry :(
>>152211108Do not worry too much. I am far to autistic for this. Any outlet for discussing this forsaken comic is appreciated, even if people aren't try hard losers like myself.
>>152205618>QOTTsesh til I resthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyT-gnPK98E
>>152211168>Bones That's a name I haven't heard in a decadehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhswK7A4D8
Will you take responsibility /hsg/?
>>152211197>BlacvkMoldexcellent choice, PaidProgramming2 is a classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0K0mHeF3YY
>>152211220
>>152211220IF ITS SMALL JOHN SURE
I want to have sex with Mituna Captor.
>>152211262what do you mean by small john.
>>152211046Actually I groomed older people beforeNo I won't elaborate
>>152211395"Actually I seduced THEM" is like THE number 1 grooming victim cope.
>>152211375
>>152211346Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>152211346Why would you fuck someone who probably posts on /v/
>>152211431that doombound bussy good
please continue the gamrezi posting
>>152211443the doom8ussy is not that 6ood 8ro
>>152211482karezi fuck my stupid illiterate life
>>152211482>gamrezisure, i guess. blind rage lol
>>152211520>accidentally manifested my least favorite ship in the threadi must seppuku
>>152211501it must be for some. I already know my list of attractive homestuck characters. with a mix of girls and boys.
I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me. I will manifest Karezi (Meat Terezi and Candy Karkat) one way or another.
>>152211395Yes you will the people demand it
>>152211555All of the good ships (minus rosemary) were from pre act 6. Spider8reath daverezi/karezi. Like davekat is good but honestly fanshit carries that ship. Hussie killed off all these good ships cause they would have likely progressed the characters positively too fast. Or cause hes a bitch./
>>152211555two dubs and one tripI may be swaggy like that
>>152211550well are you 6onna ela8orate on that or...?>>152211539i mean, why is it your LEAST favorite? i think it's neat
>idolizes Latula>into Karkat>into DaveWhy is Terezi such a slut for Knights?
>>152211600no fucking way
>>152211594>davekat is good
>>152211611is Je68ert an honorary kni6ht then? I 6uess you could say Vriska is kni6ht of void adjacent if you squint. Anyways, it's 8ecause she's a slut in 6eneral. Kni6hts, Thieves, 8ards, everyone 6ets some terezussy
>>152211609for one it cucked davrezi out of existence because hussie is spiteful and thought davekat would be funny despite how hard it character assassinated himit also torpedoed any character development terezi may have had dealing with Vriska and finally moving on from an abusive moirailegience
>>152211614dave and karkat are like two sides of the same coin, so the chemistry is already there. I can see the appeal.
>>152211611Seers and Knights have good synergy. Seers give Knights guidance and Knights keep seers grounded. Terezi is half the reason Dave was able to pull off his stable loop shit in Act 5.
>>152211645vriska and terezi were pale? i didn't think they entered a romance of any quadrant, 8ut i may 8e misremem8erin6 thin6s
ACHOOOOOO-
>>152211674all im hearing is dersecest is hella based and i agree. In this case have this prospitcest + dersecest combo from theNebulArts. Check their page there is a lot more. Its so good.
>>152211704Scourge sisters might as well have been a moiralegience for all intents and purposes, I've always felt that every quadrant has some sort of romantic undertones to it though so I'm probably biased in that regard.
Guys i may be coming down with a cold ACHOOOOOOO
>>152211609also if you want my top 4 its John Karkat Dave and then Vriska. They are all very appealing.
>>152211416seems like something mom lalonde would say.
Geez idk what wrong with me ACHOOOOOO
>>152211722i hate all art of vriska with a sharp pointy nose. Something about it bothers me.
>>152211736i can't ima6ine what you'd find attract a8out E68ert. Like, at all. He's just... Some 6uy. Idk>>152211416sauce?
anyways one more
>>152211737h-heheheh i like John hes so cute and i wanna hug h8u09[hufudf >>152211756>i can't ima6ine what you'd find attract a8out E68ert. Like, at all. He's just... Some 6uy. IdkThe fact that he is normal and doesn't have some super all encompassing trauma is actually really nice. And he is just kind hearted aloof guy. It helps that we share aspects. I have a fondness and bias for protagonists of all kinds.
>>152211756583904
>>152211831thank you anon 8)
>>152206086Who is this.
>>152211949a 8ased drawfa6s OC
I FUCKIN6 LOVE 8LOOD
>>152211851you see i didn't even need to ask for sauce im smart ad reverse image searched it. you're not a real pervert.
>>152211594>davekat is good>>152211669>the chemistry is already thereOne is a hallmark movie enthusiast and the other is an irony-poisoned wigger. These two have so little in common they sat on a couch on for literal years and still wouldn't get physically intimate with each other or call each other bfs until the outside forces pushed them in that direction. Once you get past fujoslop vignettes with a hurt/comfort tag about these two overcoming their trauma and insecurities and shit, there's nothing left to do with them.
>>152211994i've em8raced laziness and id so much to the point that i don't even do thin6s for myself, i ask others to do it and my SHEER CHARISMA makes them do it for me
>>152212020nta but the only thing i like about the ship in the growth in dave. back then he probably got touched by bro and was slighty angry at everyone who caled in homosexual and washed it away with irony. with karkat you can tell hes a man now, hes comfortable with someone he wants to be with.
>>152212106for karkat it doesn't really matter since hussie himself said trolls relationships are flexible since the world does not care if you're with a man you just need to reproduce.
>>152212020honestly i just love seeing them be bros. And sure. It is in my fujo veins to turn any bromance into real romance, that much is true. But when i say chemistry i don't strictly mean romantic.Like them just both going at it with increasingly ridiculous analogies and generally having some of the best banter in the series. As much as i love dramatics i don't need to see that hurt/angsty stuff too much. Its not my favorite thing by a long shot but it works.
>>152205618QOTT: I am listening to Majesty by Blind Guardian.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozOXyQPLIScConsidering the band's name and the tendency power metal bands have to write fantasy-themed lyrics (sometimes dragons), I want to associate it with Terezi.While writing this I started listening to The Last Candle, another song of theirs, which might be even more fitting for her considering that it's about the "Dragonlance" universe. Also the opening chant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFDvvp2Vs6I
>>152212106>it's good because... it means dave is okay with fucking guys nowThis bar is cleared by literally ANY gay ship involving dave, might as well ship him with eridan or sollux at this point
>>152212236hell o, eridan and sollux never even talked to dave and sollux has fucking aradia dawg
Another davekat argument? Sweet, time to remind everyone that ship is LITERALLY the spawn of satan(LE) himself
>>152212319
>>152212319I already ship it, you didn't have to convince me further
Davekat is actual garbage; most of the gay ships in Homestuck are shit and don't have good enough chemistry except for the ones that either hate each other or are blatantly worse for each other.
Karezi for life but I will somewhat indulge in Katnep, because it's sweet that a girl like nepeta actually wanting to be with a douche like karkat. She deserved a better life I will say that much
>>152212306Yes, that's the point I'm making, it's just sightly less retarded than these two example homo crackships.Davetav makes more sense, at least they have a single actual shared interest in common even if Tavros is an abysmal rapper that gets on Dave's nerves. Spin in into "shut the fuck up you fucking fairyboy heres how you rap" and you're good to go.Striderslop makes more sense, Dirk and Dave have plenty of shared interests and natural chemistry with each other, might as well go for incest if you insist on a gay end for DaveGamdave makes more sense. Again, shared interests(they had "one of the best rap-offs in the history of paradox space"), Dave considers Gamzee "the best troll", Dave also accidentally mindbroke Gamzee into pitch rage(pic related) with the ICP revelation. Plenty of stuff to work with here.Spin these three examples as you want, at least they wouldn't require coming up with stupid shit like "uhhhhh they watch some cooking show together now lole"
>>152212553I find it hard to say that a ship is bad because the measure of a ship isn't actually in the material of the work itself but in how a fan can stretch it to meet their wims as caliborn does. And even canon relationships can be fucking sucky. It is my true belief that Roxygen is the worst relationship in this series and i hate it as much as you guys hate davekat.We are all calliopes or Calliborns and thats fine. Definitely not my favorite tho, i only like as much art of it as i do because its the most popular homestuck ship. >>152212675I don't think sharing interests is much for how a romance can/could work. Terezi and dave don't have much in common, but they have good chemistry cause their interacting on each others terms, I.E dave playing along with Terezi and making memes with each other, and playing off their radically different senses of humor. and only breaks down when Dave (rightfully) refuses to play along with Terezis blackrom with Gamzee. My OTP Spider8reath is similar. John and Vriska are both very similar and also almost the complete opposite of eachother. And the only interest they share is in one movie. But i still think they have some of the best interactions in the series for the short time their friendly with each other.
>>152209018Hopefully john live through a Midnight of White
>>152211988D --> WARNING THIS ANON IS A SEER OF B100D. NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO ABOUT IT.
>>152210872Tell your friend I said thanks.
>>152211988I do too. Caleb is so cool.
when someone says something so castephobic you hit them with the true highb100d stare
>>152212722Explain why Roxygen is bad please.
when some9ne triggers y9u s9 hard that y9u have to hit then with the SJW stare
>>152212990To quote a past thread of my explainations >>152204268>Roxy wanted John and John didn't really reciprocate back at all. Unlike spider8reath where it was clear John was interested just too immature emotionally to understand his own romantic feelings. Then in the epilogues they unceremoniously sabotage the whole relationship. Roxygen only exists to give John and Roxy a child. Who end up doing nothing anyway. And to also allow John to stay stagnant as a character and not be pushed to be anything more than he was at the end of the series.
Further more. In the end the relationship never amounts to anything, and it would have done the exact same thing for johns character if he got married and had a kid with some random earth C human to give him some happy ending.
Gamzee shouldn't have had karkat as a moirail.
>>152213215Eridan should have killed gamzee but god forbid he does anything. And no im not one of those pesterquest fujos who got moved by his campeign, that shit sucks too.
Does anyone wanna be my terezi gf?....
>>152212722>I don't think sharing interests is much for how a romance can/could work.Imo it could be a decent indicator, if nothing else it's one way of signalling at least "some" compatibility in terms of temperaments, which I agree was very obvious with Dave and Terezi despite their different hobbies.>cause their interacting on each others terms, I.E dave playing along with Terezi and making memes with each other, and playing off their radically different senses of humor. And yet Dave Karkat didn't interacting on each other's terms, be it before meeting irl or on the meteir when Dave was blatantly dismissive of Karkat's romance obsessions for all these years. The best thing we have here is that one time Dave scribbled dicks and hallucinating some unknown and convenient off-screen developments caused entirely by post-retcon vriska magically fixing everything because wowie she's such a great character.Imo Homestuck's romance is fundamentally about the characters hitting it off straight away because they're "made for each other" on a cosmic level rather than growing into it, which would tie to Hussie's talk about platonic idealism from the books. With that in mind we can plainly see how the pieces labelled Dave and Karkat simply did not fit and never would without a retarded green demiurge taking control over the story.
>>152213215And he really didn't, Gamkat was essentially a rebound for both of them after their actual pale OTPs(Tavros and Eridan) were killed.
>>152213449>gamkat mentionedit's my time
>>152213413You drive a good argument i must admit. I really do hate vriskas post retcon presence in general. As for Hussies writing style for romances. I am not entirely sure if characters are "made for eachother" because hussie destroys relationships that seem like they would be made for eachother. I didn't mention jadedave in my "hussie killed pre act 6 ships" but thats a really good example. Maybe if hussie didn't pussy out on all of those ships except Rosemary it would have some more legs to stand on. But overall i just dont think any of the end game relationships in HS hit that well at all.
:33 < when someone says something so catphobic you gotta hit them with the true feline stare
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING SO FAGGOTPHOBIC YOU HAVE TO HIT THEM WITH THE TRUE FAG STARE
having sex with male trolls can't be gay because technically they're all women and men at the same time.
>>152205618>qott Kanye, like always https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb6igcV8IjgHeadcanoning Equius as a avid Kanye fan, It makes him feel some type of way >D --> These songs are quite pleasant to my ears
>>152213667that just makes it 6ay to fuck troll women 8ecause they're also technically 6uys
>>152213714Equius would do that
when someone says something so spiderpho8ic you need a lucky 8r8k to feed them to your lusus
>>152205618okay ill do it first time>qotthttps://youtu.be/oS83PUNdNLQ?si=7FIxRW3_cywf4lzgi love msi, really. can i associate any troll with them? i guess mituna can be a fan
When someone says somefin so groomphobic you hit them with da true pedo stare
>>152213802>MSIHow does it feel being a woman? I bet that vag itches right now huh
>>152213843yeah
W)(en someone says somethin)( so glubphobic you have to get --Eridan feed them to your lusus
This thread needs a jadeblood.
>>152213720It balances out making it neutral unless you're getting fucked by them.
>>152213893Here you go champ
>>152213910good post
>>152206829Got my hopes up.
>>152213988#rarepare #prettygood As dispairaging as I am about to roxygen. John can be shipped with literally anybody. Some of you will say that's a downside but he's still my favorite.
>>152214037
>>152213548>As for Hussies writing style for romances. I am not entirely sure if characters are "made for eachother" because hussie destroys relationships that seem like they would be made for eachother.I've seen one theory which I think might have some weight: Hussie set up at least some of these to fail not because of le subverting expectations(or at least not merely because of that) but rather because at least some of these romances were "incomplete" while nevertheless pointing at the characters' actual OTPs. To give an example at least some people seem to notice: Eridan's two known flushed crushes were Feferi(cheery and pink) and Nepeta(feline Rogue). Meanwhile on Roxy's side we have Dirk(broody Prince) and John(black-haired glasses guy), plus she likes evil wizards. Individually each of these ships are meant to fail because they're imperfect pairings(and Roxygen did fail), but when put together it's easy to figure out the destined flushed romance that would stand the test of time.
>>152211645Where's the happy trail?
>>152207608Scanty's hot, true, but she's also adorable, especially in NewPSG.Someone classpect the cast
>>152214118Pubes are gross.
>>152214118nonexistent go away faggot
do yall remember when this happened?
>>152214136>>152214154Plebs.
>>152214162Pubes are gross. Hair is gross.
>>152214135>Someone classpect the castBards of cum, all of them
>>152213893a6reed
>>152214179Even Chuck?
wwhen someone says somethin so sciencephobic you gotta hit them with the true science blaster
>>152214212He is a bard of HIV
>>152214104I'm assuming your implying Roxy x eridan. Which would be BASED AS FUCK if hussie/the ^2 actually committed to that idea. But of course they will never commit to anything cause their pussies. Which I feel in the end *almost* nullifies the argument/theory to me. Because this idea is fine. But if it means that for the foreseeable future we are forced with bland gay romance (davekat). Bland gay romance (Roxy and callieope I think I haven't read ^2) aaaaand bland throuple. And no matter what I'll never forgive Hussie for killing Spider8reath>>152214062Based as fuck btw.
Now I want to make a BattletechStuck AU...
WH3N SOM3ON3 DO3S SOM3TH1NG SO JUST1C3PHOB1C YOU H4V3 TO SN1TCH ON H3R TO DOC GROOM 4ND TH3N FUCK1NG G3T BL1ND3D
when 2omeone 2ay2 2omethiing 2o gamerphobiic you have to fuckiing kill them
>>152214487>black guy stoner who gets sober and starts killing peoplenot very 6ood optics t8h
>>152214487They got hung loser energy.
>>152214062The only way I'll ever accept June as a character is if she saves Kanaya from her loveless marriage and cheating whore wife
>>152214402where are these wallpapers i tried to use saucenao and could not find the source of these.>>152214487where do i find guys like these....
Is Kaya Your Favorite Human
>>152214037Gotta love rarepairs
>>152214272>Which I feel in the end *almost* nullifies the argument/theory to me. We do know for a fact Hussie did drop hints like that in the early act 6 not just for Roxy(and retrospectively also Eridan) but for all alpha kids(btw it means DirkJake is a false endgame), and on one page the subtext is so painfully obvious the narration outright adds:>It's just another quirky fact about you that definitely doesn't have any greater significance, and never will.The question is what was the point of all of that with characters like Eridan being dead. Did Hussie intend to bring him and the rest back to life at some point and pair him with Roxy before changing his mind later on? Were they meant to become sprite soulmates? Was he just taking a piss by actually being wholly literal here, pointing at these ships for no fucking reason just to SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS by not doing shit with them later? I've got no fucking idea myself
>>152214532is her blood still jade?
>>152214527found them on some 6uys tum8lrhttps://impliedlizard.tumblr.com/tagged/bloodstuck
>>152214553The fact it's so vague and hard to understand is proof enough to me that there is no plan or intention. Hussie is just saying shit. Davejade was telegraphed. Spider8reath was telegraphed. Rosemary was telegraphed. If hussie wants to just pull the rug under the audience and say *psyche* that's not the endgame. And then not telegraph what the real endgame is other than the tiniest of hunts than he loses all trust and has to work really hard to push whatever bullshit ship he wants.
>>152214570I don't think normal humans have green blood
>>152214642human vriska is so 8ased 8ecause you can rape her (assumin6 she isn't some sort of FREAK), she wouldn't 8e a8le to put you to sleep or anythin6. She'd 8e utterly defenseless
>>152214617>The fact it's so vague and hard to understand It really is not, it's just not something you'd think so hard about when casually reading the comic, I certainly didn't until someone pointed it out to me. Reread these pages while paying more attention to Jake's taste in partners and try to see if you find a character that perfectly fits the bill. If you do: I'm really fucking sorry, but that one's on Hussie.https://homestuck.com/006020https://homestuck.com/006071https://homestuck.com/006078
>>152214692Honestly Vriska and Aradia seem like top pairs for him.
Never goon to homestuck characters.
>>152214750what about meenah? i think she'd be a good fit. maybe>>152214775me when i give bad advice:
>>152214775You literally, factually, cannot stop me.
>>152214825that's not a homestuck vvdlcharacter thoubh........
>>152214775too late. at this rate Equius will be my wife and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>152214848meulin stop shitposting you have a clown guy to be mindraped by
what ii2 thii2 2hiit doiing iin my regii2try ediitor??
>>152214750Good thing we have two redrom quadrants so that Aradia can go pale with him while still being flushed with Sollux.
>>152214896Are you breaking into Hussie's computer?
>>152214898
>>152214908no iim breakiing iinto your lu2iiii a22 OF COUR2E IIM HACKIING HU22IIE2 PC THII2 FUCK OWE2 ME REDEMPTIION ARC
>>152214922he doesn't 8ut he owes me 8oth of ur 6irlfriends
>>152214872he is too busy drooling over his meowrail karkitty for it. i'm gonna be alright and never die actually!equius is playing cards with me rn.
>>152214932fuck off 2erket wannabe who need2 an opiiniion from a grub2ucker who cant even deciide whiich ca2t he ii2have a piicture of my wiife becau2e ii mii22 her
>>152214970feferi and aradia are 8oth on me dick rn and you're just mad cus ur too 8usy 8ein6 6ay or whatever low8loods like you do in your free time
>>152214984holy shiit and ii thought ii halluciinate 2ometiime2
>>152214775I don't goon period, so I'm safe
>>152215001hmmm yeah well ur 6ay and should've 8een culled in the 8roodin6 caverns as a 6ru8. if i saw a retard 6ru8 like you tryin6 to crawl its way out of the aforementioned caverns, i'd have squashed you like a mustard packet
>>152214775I do not "goon" I masturbate like a normal person.
>>152215012calm down buddy, sollux is going to ask karkat for one of his viruses and then you're done for
>>152215056i would simply eat the virus.no virus = no pro8lem
>>152214692I KNEW IT i have been gotten. I just knew you were the vrisjake guy. I can't give a point to hussie....not about this. I CANNOT ALLOW FOR MY SPIDER TO BE STOLEN BY THE ENGLISH. (In all seriousness tho. I will concede. But this is just so weird because of how much focus vriska and jake get in act 6. So its *really* weird that hussie didn't even try to commit to it. Maybe Aranea was like a way to bypass having to involve vriska? i have no idea man.
>>152215012that wa2 the mo2t grub thiing iive ever read. you 2hould con2iider fiindiing a job or 2mth iiono man
>rose and kanaya are about to fuck>kanaya takes off her underwear>rose sighs>KANAYA: Huh>KANAYA: Is Everything Okay Rose>ROSE: It's just...>ROSE: I thought you had something else down there.
>>152215068fat ass mf.
>>152214799>>152214825>>152215050Masturbation is wrong and weird. You should be shipping people together instead of flying solo
>>152214775I can't bring myself to masturbate to characters I'm emotionally attached to, even if I find them sexually attractive. It just makes me feel sad somehow.
can we kill both the serketfag and captorfag please>>152215087you too
>>152214910Ram Page is truly such a fun pairing.
>>152215072shhhh there's no need to seethe so hard lol we all know ur mad cus all ur 8itches are mine now and you 6otta resort to... karkat or whatever>>152215085hey man, i see food, and i eat it. it's the way of nature>>152215095no 8ut we can 6an68an6 you instead. it's 8asically the same thin6
>>152215095What if we shipped the captor and serketfag together?
>>152215094i perfer masturbation to specific ships. Though, theres not much good smut for the ships *im* into. theres some good dersecest but basically no good prospitcest. and not nearly enough spider8reath where john is small and cute!!!!!
>>152215087masturbation is necessary sometimes. i can ship and jack off or just ship and dont jack off while shipping it.
>>152214970your wife is not very loyal and fucking androids as we speak
>>152215177>fucking androidspicrel is me 8tw
i need homestuck animated series i need this for my stupid fucking baka life i just need to see my favs animated.
>>152205662
>>152215321i have no idea what this means :3
>>152215337:3 on little one. my sweet summer child...
>>152215118that's playing with fire let's do it
>>152215296who're favs? and no don't say aradia or tavros or sollux or karkat or nepeta or kanaya or terezi or vriska or equius or gamzee or eridan or feferi or john or rose or jade or dirk or dave or roxy or jane or jake i mean a real answer
>>152215118>>152214775Is this from that reddit where nepeta kills coomers or an mspfa?
>>152215296what kinda voice do you guys imagine for them all? I hope they aren't too off from how I picture dirk and roxy to sound
>>152215321Big Troll Bulge???
>>152215363snowman obviously. i need her to noncon my ass and dig her nails on my fagile human skin until i cry and bleed.
>>152215363
>>152215498lel
>>152215401hmmm i just hear the voices voxdubs did. less karkat va, sorry i prefer for him to be voiced by a raspy voice fem. the alternative dubs where he is dubbed by foids kinda grew in me that he will sound like that as a teen troll.
>>152215498it equals 1+3
>>152215321Trolled is actually Earth-C most popular tag by a wide margin.
Them.
>>152215071I'm sorry, I really am, and I hope you keep up being a proud spider8reathfag because I'm already past saving ever since that cursed knowledge has been blasted into my brain.>So its *really* weird that hussie didn't even try to commit to itThe only viable idea other than the good old "Hussie is hack who dropped plot points because he's lazy" is that alpha timeline and the plot of Homestuck as a whole must inevitably bend to Caliborn's will and lead to his victory in order to complete all the time loops. As such there was no real reason to deliver on the intended/ideal ships, even the "possible" ones such as vrisjake, when Caliborn himself only cared about his beloved davekat fujoslop.This "it ended like shit on purpose" also means Hussie is total fucking hack, just more specifically of a pretentious fucking tryhard variety.
>>152215078Kanaya stop shaving
>>152215401I have a lot of headcannon voices for character. And a lot of dubbers who have created the premier voices for each characters. But overall my biggest issue is that i do not like characters sounding older than they are. I really hate dubs of dave where hes 13 years old but he has a low pitched man voice. ITs gross!!!! Same with rose and jade. Even as teens they shouldnt sound so mature. >>152215569The problem i have with a lot of lord English stuff is that it paints someone who has it paints anyone who has an active push in their creative endeavors is just as bad as the main villain. When i dont really think is true and/or matters. Calliope and Calliborn are yin and yang. and both are kind of unhealthy and not good for you when applied in extremes. Caliborn is a hackjob who doesn't have a creative bone in his body and only knows how to shove his favorite action figures together in suggestive fashion, and i relate to that honestly. And calliope is sort of a mindless or perhaps more accurately spineless fan who will keep pumping out good works of fanart because of her undying passion. However her works don't seek to re-contextualize or provide anything new to the thing she loves and are sort of fluff. Not obviously both of them have extreme influence on the story, even calliope does despite not doing anything herself. And because Caliborn is evil, it paints any and all traces of his will as inherently bad. And like. I am just *so* tired of the demiurge shit. What is the point of having a story about stories, and the characters in it fighting for control of it, just to have caliborn STILL be in the equation after he is defeated. Twice. Only to be replaced with an even more hipster version of him. I like davekat just a tiny bit. But still, cmon man.
My moirail is a rainbow drinker updated!https://mspfa.com/?s=59808&p=149
>>152215782He's such a fucking faggot <3
Built for /ss/.
>>152215782>>152215818>the page before talk about him liking Fiduspawn>now he references pic related>and he has a purpleblood moirailWHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
>>152215878You're meant to think he's a little dork that was kind of lame but normal before whatever happened happened that turned him into Johnny the homicidal maniac he is in the present.
what are some genuinely good msfpa? I have only read nightfall. for obvious reasons.
>>152215952
I'm gonna fuck the hell out of Dixon's matesprite. Call me a peasant the way I'm having rolls for dinner.
anyone got the homestuck power rankings I need them quick
>>152216002no but ive got agenda posting
>>152215694>What is the point of having a story about stories, and the characters in it fighting for control of it, just to have caliborn STILL be in the equation after he is defeated. Twice. Only to be replaced with an even more hipster version of him. To piss (You) off and have (You) pull off Aranea's plan by making (You)r own HS fanventure showing the way Homestuck should have ended, with all the implied plot points neatly wrapped up and everyone brought back from the dead living happily ever after. Eventually the "alpha"/canon Homestuck ending with Caliborn's inevitable victory withers into obscurity and irrelevance as everyone says to stop reading HS after A6A? and start reading (You)r fanventure from that point on. Everyone's happy. Yes, even Hussie himself, who has a mind-shattering orgasm from having manipulated some retard into an ultimate act of postmodernist canon-bending fourth wall meta-fuckery.
thoughts on sburb.exe?
>>152215851/ss/ with whom? There's a dearth of sexy bitches in that fanventure
>>152216064i like it alot i want a bit more moments like abby reflecting on her child hood
>>152215952If if you or anyone else ITT cares about sleuthlikes, then I really recommend Suburban Slasher. It's complete, it's fun, it doesn't overstay its welcome(exactly 500 pages) and that final [S] page was absolute ludo.
>>152216068Twiddle /ss/ing a young Dixon would be based.We need to see Minuti and Dixon interacting before I can determine the basedness of their pairing and the relationship of their pairing.
>>152215818Not one troll yet has had a race car bedI am distraught
>>152216064Pretty solid, I can see why it's among the top ongoing fanventures.
>>152216064No thoughts
Will you do it for her anon?
>>152216213Of course, I love my little kit IS THAT CRACK COCAINE!????
>>152216166its also the only, you know, actually ongoing top fanventure.
>>152216224No its heroin
>>152216056GRRRRRR There's no winning. Either I defend hussies cuck writing and he wins or I disavow it and do my own thing and he wins. Or Homestuck dies cause of lack of interest and hussie wins....that bastard he's a genius.
>>152216044Everything is retroactively a Tavros upscale and vriska downscale.
>>152216268I have an idea. We create a doomed timeline and then scratch it and then take the Toby fox who was swapped with hussie and then bring him back to the alpha and then kill hussie and replace him with Alpha Toby.
>>152215782Slurping him down until he looks like an empty juice box.
>>152216378On a scale of 1-10 on the shotatastic scale how shotatastic is he? And what traits does he have to facilitate this.
>>152216401With how little we've seen so far? A solid 5, possibly even a 6. The traits I consider to be good shota material is his nervous and anxious nature, combined with it being stated that he's often sleeping most of the day away I consider him cute.This combined with his deep desire to be a rainbow drinker and his amateur but earnest effort at art I consider worthy of his shota rankings.
>>152216224It's okay to have a little crack as a treat.
>>152216401>>152216481>the shota in question
>>152215952sburb.exe and egomaniacs are ones that comes to my mind. also that one that i forgot the name where a human creates a clone paradox troll of herself. man i need to keep reading that!!!
>>152216514Modern Dixon is also sexy but in a chuddy cockroach sort of way.
>>152216514The recent pages are a flashback >>152216378 pic is when he was younger and had a different moirail
>>15221651419/20 years old shota? yes sir please.
>>152216516ParadoxStruck
>>152216540omg we got boy dixon for real? epic.
finally, i have found my people, those who get the desire for shotastuck.
>>152216044>implying it's not a rock paper scissors setup where Condy fucks Tavros into submission
>>152216548yeaaaaaah thx i think i have it bookmarked.
>>152216556sorry rustie, her imperious condescension is for funny human men only
>>152216481how would you rate dave strider in shota material?
Fan aspect symbols someone back in 2011 theorized before the reveal. Would you prefer these?
>>152216571harem stuck, John egbert fucks EVERYONE
>>152216640About a 6 or a 7. Why?
>>152216642moon theming for doom is alright, but overall i much perfer the ones we actually got. a lot of these are far to simple and kinda lame. Especially Hope. which has my favorite symbole next to breath.
>>152216655this 8ut with me instead of john
>>1522166408 or 9 for me. Trauma asside hes a genuinly nice boy, with a sense of humor i quite enjoy. His more "old fashion" values would be a bit of a pain. But i feel that their not as deeply ingrained into him as he thinks they are. Melting cool kid walls would be pretty great,
>>152216669:|
>>152216642Void looks cool.
>>152216655
https://i.4cdn.org/trash/1769032482882263.jpgthis but john and dave
>>152216640ngl i love shota john but shota dave is only for cuddles and safe interactions for me. he is a 10 and i want to play xbox with him.
>About a 6 or a 7
>>152215395Its a paranoid schizo artist on green reddit hosted by a guy named josh
>>152216823SIX SEVENNN
>>152216779NONE OF THEM ARE SAFE. I WILL DO THEM ALL. I WONT EVEN PITY FUCK ERIDAN IT WILL BE GENUINE. except gamzee...
>>152216844
>>152216861fuck my stupid fatass nugrub chud life
>>152216916she does this and looks like this 8tw
Cute 'Naya in this one.https://mspfa.com/?s=68008&p=1
>>152216939>she
I deeply care for this lil nigga.
I didn't know it was dercest-o-clock.
>>152216960ow
>>152217029yes, SHE. 8i6ot >8(
>>152217010>>152217025>>152217053>>152217000Derscest more dersecest yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
>>152217057Can I see her boob :)
>>152217073I'd say they're just friends, but Dave is so perturbable and Rose has zero restraint for teasing people.
>>152217057"she" was built for your bbc
>>152217122
>>152217122there is just entirely to much sexual tension between them. If it wasn't for kanaya i garment they would have banged no matter what. Even if rose was with kanaya i dont think it would be enough to stop rose. Their both bastards really.
>>152217131trvke>>152217116idk ask her lmoa
>>152217188You can't tell me they weren't at it like wild rabbits in the alpha timeline, it's simply an impossibility.
well today is day 98 of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. uh.... idk lol. i fuckin6 hate drawin6 when it takes so fffffffffcukin6 lon6.... they should invent a type of drawin6 that takes faster instead of takin6 multiple hours (yes this took me multiple hours)
its always fucking dersecest with this fandom, if i was less shit at drawing id be making prospitcest by the dozen to combat this injustice.
>>152217266You keep forgetting her horns.
>>152217243I assure you that they probobly flirted or perhaps even discussed lewd topics in their younger years before sburb. And now now they have to live with the still present sexual tension between them, and most likely dealing with the guilt for the realization of relation. grrrr no one has written any good fics of this. I dont wanna do it myseeeelf
cant believe this day came but i dont really care much for stridercest, dersecest or any hs incest anymore. enough of the incest taboo i want something new and more realistic. or maybe some new dynamic to catter my tastes.
>>152217269dersecest has more drama than prospitcest. John and jade get aalong so well, and i think they would either be fully comfortable with exporing eachother or be totally uninterested. >>152217274I have had my stuckie flame reignited this year, and i dont think my shipping flame could ever go out. Besides not enouh of the fanart has them lookig appropriately aged.
>>152217271i'm 6onna kill myself FKEKLERONHVUITRBVIURB IEUFBVH 6ODDAMNIT
>>152217057>she>>152217116>>152217196>her
>>152216860what makes gamzee especial?also i never thought much about shota gamzee.....
>>152217327The horns are in the wrong place.
that being said look at this>>152211711this also has some good prospit cest :3
Shota gamzee missing his dad lusus... he having dad issues... Making he grow distant and probally helped him dwell into the clown cult shit.... but I take care of him instead and he grows up more or less schizo and normal..... oh yes that is good.
>>152217269> wah wah dercest where's my yummiesYou got "Three Years", even if the artist chickened out. Calm down.
>>152217331i hate gamzee, he sucks and isnt funny and i have a fear of clowns.
>>152217352Your grasp on English may be frighteningly loose, but those broken words of yours are speaking directly to my soul. Good show, Anon. Good show.
saved 2016 July 20
>>152217354You'll get ONE nice thing +12 years ago and you'll be HAPPY
>>152217053always
>>152217372who needs to write english properly when i have love and whimsy in my heart.....
>>152217328she a cute>>152217333why can't i ever 6et a lucky fuckin6 8r8k i fuckin6 swear. fixed. thank you for pointin6 that out anon
>>152217377wrong lesson to learn, champ. Proving you're deprived doesn't automatically get what you want delivered.If you find spoor, you don't go back to camp, you hunt down the food, you follow that trail, you put in the work kiddo, you don't go to the grown-ups and demand they deliver it to you.
>>152217418>why can't i ever 6et a lucky fuckin6 8r8k i fuckin6 swearbecause the world knows you don't deserve it.
what would you perfer in a dersecest. Dave being the initiator or Rose being the initiator. This question of who initiates applies to prospitecest too.Peronsally i perfer Dave being like *incredibly desperate.* and guilty. And rose trying to help him with like psychology and stuff but she gets just as into it as him and they start some super messed up affair.
>>152217432damn. lets cool down with the araneafag.
so many ships
>>1522174328ut all those thin6s i did were 8ecause i'm a VICTIM of circumstance. I should 8e PITIED 8y the universe instead of PUNISHED.
>>152217456i will not. it is quite literally apart of my soul to hate this man until my final breath.
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>>152217472god this art is so fucking cute dude. Its gotta be one of my favorites in the past couple days or weeks. also as for the 3 years comic. I cannot find it anywhere. the only lead i had is a taken down mega link.
>>152217470kismesis.....?
Incest ships are lame and boring.>duhhh buhhh guhhh what if the two characters who looked the same fucked duhhh hurrrrhhhuhhuTrite. Lazy. Uninspired.
>>152217422well I think that you are stoopid and your skin is darker than that of the average person
>>152217472Rose and Dave, probably not.but Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Strider? Enthusiastically, in defiance of Her Involuntarily Celibacy.
>>152217444Dersecest is a game of chicken where Dave is very clearly on the losing end until they get into the action and now Rose is scared shitless, Prospitcest depends on the context, during the trip they're just awkward teenagers experimenting, after the game and during John's isolation on Earth C, its just Jade blinking into his house and they just fucking raw, catching up a bit and until the next time
>>152217492if your definition of a kismesis is the shit going on between eridian and sollux, then yesthat's totally what's happening here.
>>152205618whiteboard link (old)https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499magma linkhttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152217586>Her Involuntarily Celibacy
>>152217550perhaps. but I think dersecest works because the characters had a very specific type of chemistry bordering on the sexual tension side of things. It's never stated explicitly that their interested in another, and Dave has a crush on Jade, and i suppose john if you believe pesterquest. But still their uh very unique brand of banter and their general willingness to get at eachother throats is prime shipping material. Not to mention the drama of them not knowing they were related for a while. >>152217588>Dersecest is a game of chicken where Dave is very clearly on the losing end until they get into the action and now Rose is scared shitless.perfect, absolutly genius. I can imagine the scene in my head. The two discussing more and more raunchy subject manner as banter, and rose trying to unpack the both of their trauma and guilt and stuff, and then trying to combat their tension between eachother head on to deal with it. And then it just doesn't work. and then they end up in bed and rose is totally out of her element, dave is not because his osmosis of puppet porn, raunchy material, and maybe just straight up real porn gives him some sort of direction.
>>152217646fincel lol
>>152217590oh joy my favorite!
alri6ht this was a nice thread. 6ood jo8 everyone, and 6oodni6ht
ill be around but yeah good job dudes and dudettes.
>>152217273>I assure you that they probobly flirted or perhaps even discussed lewd topics in their younger years before sburbAnon you do realize this is outright acknowledged by them in the comic right?
>>152217910i had a feeling. but i wasn't sure so i phrased it in a way to give me an out in case i was wrong.
>>152217910wow i didnt know I kin skaia
this is why i dont write fan fics -w- im mad emberassed about this, but i also feel like damn well the comic acknowledged it and i would feel stupid to try to get one over the actual comic and make this incest fic work.But man i KNOW it could work if someone gave it a fair shake.
>>152217910Man that's so based.
>>152217998They aren't actually related in any meaningful sense of the termIt's just one long running joke that people make way too much noise about
>>152217910cant find a pic but in the book commentary, hussie says:"It's time to reflect on the fact that, at this point Dave and Rose haven't learned that thev are brother and sister yet. Four months is a long time. Did something happen between them? I guess we'll never know.(Something happened between them.)"
>>152218059maaaaybe. but drama man. this is what fujoshi's crave. drama drama drama! Besides, even if they werent related dave and rose have premier dynamic. Its my favorite thing to watch them talk. >>152218100Maybe hussie is more based than i thought. thats something i could extrapolate.In anyway, i guess im considering to make a dersecest fic....just to experiment with it. Idk, dersecest mood rn. Its overriding my normal spider8reath grindset.
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>>152218100Right here. >>152218127Anon if you're looking to get into Dersecest there's reams of good stuff to get into, but if you haven't already you should definitely check out:London Rain by ParatacticianCherchez la Femme, Five times Dave Strider nearly dies during sex and finishes anyway, and Seated Female Nude With White Sheet by orphan_account, the scenes which hold the waking world by roachpatrolare also great fics, I'd link them all but apparently it's tripping the spam filter. And after that there's literally hundreds more fics to peruse on Ao3.
