HYPE TRAIN Edition>QOTT What is a problem you face as a Homestuck? Wish you could cosplay?, Did you get into HS late?, Struggle to find decent topics to debate about? Realizing this comic is utter trash yet you can't help to enjoy it? Do tell!!Last Dream Bubble >> 152205618
FUCK I MESSED UP THE LINK TO THE PAST THREAD NOOOO (Doomed session, Sorry)>>152205618>>152205618
Will you do it for her anon?
>qott I sadly got into hs later (2015), the only reason I got into it in the first place is because a was sent a cool video by a friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKfP9N28buk I liked it enough to read through it, I skimmed it mostly but I was there when act 7 dropped on Youtube. I wish I got into it sooner because seeing the masses back then. I did a proper read through in 2019. Now I'm stuck with you guys in this void of purgatory. But hey I least was there at the beginning of Homestuck2 and Beyond Canon. I do want to cosplay some of the characters tho like the sufferer, dirk's robots and maybe doc scratch. Fuck missing out on stuff
>>152218318Yo dayo :3333
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>>152218381thank you!!
>>152218318>>QOTT What is a problem you face as a Homestuck? Wish you could cosplay?, Did you get into HS late?, Struggle to find decent topics to debate about? Realizing this comic is utter trash yet you can't help to enjoy it? Do tell!!I feel like i missed out on the con culture but to be frank i dont go to cons so im not missing out much. Kinda wish I see a wild troll cosplaythe booru only has two cosplayers for all of 2025
Reposting this in case anon doesn't see it in the old thread: Anon if you're looking to get into Dersecest there's reams of good stuff to get into, but if you haven't already you should definitely check out:-London Rain by Paratactician-Cherchez la Femme-Five times Dave Strider nearly dies during sex and finishes anyway-Seated Female Nude With White Sheet by orphan_account,-the scenes which hold the waking world by roachpatrol-Light You Up, Light You Down by lionpyh-i'm going back to the start by scythe are also great fics, I'd link them all but apparently it's tripping the spam filter.And after that there's literally hundreds more fics to peruse on Ao3.
>>152218466>the booru only has two cosplayers for all of 2025No one uses the Booru anymore, shits kinda dead, You can find tons of cosplay in recent years on twitter and tumblr with the "#"
>>152218525i love the booru tho it allows me to only use 4chan and kf and never go on tumblr or twitter to see fat brown balding john again
>>152218318I got into HS right after it ended, which was sort of the perfect time to read it because I didn't have to deal with hiatuses but adobe flash still workedStill, I lament that I will never get to experience the comic as it was coming out and the collective psychosis that each update brought
>>152218525>>152218630Terezi is real and she's out there.
>>152218658Yeah https://files.catbox.moe/t6i79t.mp4
gotta love faggots and their doomed relationship (despite the fact one is hope bound)
>>152218717Oh to dress up as dirk and exist as a fucking loser in public, One day someone will spot me in dirk cosplay at a Burger King at 11:27pm on a Tuesday night
>>152218491Rose wearing Dave's shades is one of my favourite sub-genres of them together.
>>152218318>QOTT What is a problem you face as a Homestuck? Wish you could cosplay?, Did you get into HS late?, Struggle to find decent topics to debate about? Realizing this comic is utter trash yet you can't help to enjoy it? Do tell!!I didn't interact with the fandom until after the ending, and even then, only in threads like these. I could've been to cosplay photoshoots, or made new friends. the requiem cafe events sound really funanother issue is that I will always be hungry for a homestuck successor. there is really nothing quite like it
>>152218488based. more anons should rec shit to each other
Was perusing the prospitcest tag on tumblr but most recent stuff is just JohnJake, fucking English coopting my ship.
>>152218782its one of my favs too!
>>152218890Dersecest is a foundational ship of the fandom, and I consider a public service to give newgens a proper introduction to it's canon (and semi-canonicity). >>152219166Beautiful
>>152218634Surprised it got an ending.
can someone explain to me what meenah was doing when she ran away to some moon or something?
>>152218658if i was terezi on that meteor, things would have gone differentlyi can tell you that much
>>152219349rose tops until the knight uses his blade at full power
>>152218843I'm sympathetic. I made a lot of new friends via the comic during its runtime because it was a consistent, surefire inroad to have something immediate to bond over, and now I either don't talk or barely talk to the people in that particular clique because our friendships were largely hinged on it. So it goes! There's new people getting introduced to it all the time though, you might be able to take solace in that if you can find them.
>https://mspfa.com/?s=33484&p=1>a canwc parody with over 400 pages? this shit gonna be peak->last update was 4 years agoGODDAMMIT ITS NOT FAIR
>>152219388so cute hahaha
>>152219431Clearly we need coolest and newest webcomic now
>>152218843I only post here, so I feel thatIt's neat hearing about stuff happening elsewhere, but I don't really site hop anymore
>>152219463
How do they fare in Sburb?
To be frank I feel a lot of ships would be them just hooking up once or twice. A good example would be DaveJane
what does this image convey?
>>152219840What is Roland's classpect?
>>152219543I could do it. But I won’t
>>152220004Two bros sitting five feet apart cause they're not gay
>>152220004An implicit sexual tension between the Scourge Sisters and two Knightly bitchboys about to get turned into their meat dildos.
>>152220004Whenever I see the lilypad I just get sad. What was supposed to be the peak of sburb and it gets turned into tens of thousands of words of repeated exposition and Vriska shit
>>152220049The Lilypad made my sister so mad that she had to purposefully step away and reread Problem Sleuth again to cool off.
>>152220060your sister sounds based
>>152220049Theres ones that are worse for their effects on the story, but I think the conversation I hate reading more than any other is Vriska running down the final bosses over karkat's drawings. Not only was it less interesting and more repetitive than any of the official recaps, but Vriska is just at her most annoying, and her bitching at karkat for not treating her like a god is insufferable. Pointless and infuriating, the worst part of the comic bar none.
Many of you look and sound like this.
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>>152220149I don't know how to make the brush bigger on whiteboard so I lost the shitty John I doodled as soon as I zoomed out of the canvas.There's a John there somewhere. Lost. Cold. Starving.
>>152220182You can find size by clicking the picture of the pencil with draw on it
>>152220130LIDERALLY ME FRFR
>>152218318What aspects of homestuck do you find most appealing? For me, I’d say as crude as it can be I like the artstyle
>>152220232power levels
>>152220232The hype flashes. All this buildup and setup that actually leads to something
>>152218318>QOTT What is a problem you face as a Homestuck?half of the fans i speak to are fucking retarded and freak the fuck out when you dont agree with their shitty headcanon filled interpretation
>>152220130I do say this but don't look like that
>>152220016knight of voideasiest classpect ive ever seen
>>152220130>8uttplu6 hornsanyways, she looks rapea8le>>152220232the cute 6irls
>>152219840more than likely the girls would be pre occupied with whatever obsession tickles their fancy while the guys try to stay on task as for aspectsalbina - lightkira - bloodsora - hoperen - doomand im unsure of lucio
>>152218318>>QOTTThat Homestuck makes me long for the sweet forbidden fruit of a sister I don't have.
>>152220472as someone with a sister i can assure you that you'd have to 8e depraved, or have very, very, very 6ood 6enes to want to have sex with your sister. ESPECIALLY if you live with her. If you 6uys live separately and are friends who don't know you're related then i 6uess it works out waaaay 8etter.
>>152220484Well I'm sexy as fuck so my sister would have been hot as hell but I guess I'll never know, unless one of our dimensional rituals finally work, alternate reality sister is fine too.
>>152220496How about you go fuck yourself sexyboy
>>152220518If any of my rituals fucking worked I WOULD be.
>>152220542just make a female version of yourself as a tulpa like the rest of us
>incestfag is someone without a sibling every single time and no, I don’t consider serketfag to be human so my point still stands
>>152220552well i just (implied) i WOULD NOT have sex with my sister. come on man it's 6ettin6 ridiculous at this point
>>152220549No I was there when the mlp guy broke his brain in /x/ I know what's down that road.>>152220552Literally the first time I've ever brought up incest, I prefer cats and dragon booty.
>>152220569>cats and dragon bootyso you wanna fuck pounce de leon and... whatever terezi's lusus is named
>>152220576This is why I need the dimensional portal to work.
>>152220591>he doesn't knowsilly 8aka at the end of your life you 6et reincarnated into the last piece of media you've consumed (trust me, i'm a expert). I saw a /x/ thread a8out it so it must 8e true
>>152220613lollmao evenAnon unless you break through at some point this Earth's noosphere reabsorbs your soul and your mind dissolves slowly over the course of a hundred years stuck living in the collective unconsciousness of this shit hole planet, do you want to be stuck in the dreamscapes of current year people?
>>152220641i have no idea any of the words you just said 8ut all i know is that when the world ends we will all 8e 6iven new life. or somethin6 like that. hopefully
>>152220641All true btw t. seer of void
>>152220660I will not rely on hope, the cucks' aspect.You will fertilize the world's soul and be reborn anew but first you will live a life time in the dreams of the living. It's a ittle better looking than that dream imagery art shit but you also have your other senses and let me tell you the fucking smells there suck, like spicy unwashed butthole with a hint of licorice.
>>152220695Hope is the Aspect of Kings thoughbeit
>>152220232The dialogue. No one can write like hussie in his prime, and its a testament to his ability that half of my favorite characters are insufferable, unrecognizable, or both when written by other people. Shit like Karkat's first conversation with John or the D4V3 1S TH1S YOU? convos are just better than almost any other character dialogue Ive ever read.
>>152220414good morning anon. slept well today?
>>152218318>QOTTmy problem is that terezi isn't real
>>152220950well i slept fine enou6h. i 6uess. i'm tryin6 to improve my sleep schedule. did you, anon?
>>152220998i follow a rigid routine, i make sure to sleep atleast 7 hours. i am also the anon who called you darling last thread.
>>152221078yes anon i intuited that, since no one really takes this... 6reat of in interest in my sleepin6 schedule, or in 6eneral, so i only assumed you were the same person
>QOTTThere are too many to list, but they all center around one core problem that started them all: reading Homestuck in middle school.
>>152221083do you like the attention? or even me?
>>152220952we must learn to lucid dream and make her real
>>152221123anon i would like to say i'm a little a8ove flirtin6 with you in /hs6/ of all places. to answer your questions, yes i do enjoy positive attention of most kinds
>>152221123:33 niggua you kitten me right meow.s:33 say sike.
>>152221134im just playinng! i don't mean it like that, im a troll! i like trolling haha
>>152221173i know you're a homosexual, anon. there's no use in hidin6 it. anyways, it's 6ettin6 a little too circlejerky, so..... here's sometin6 homestuck related<3
>>152221189oh yeah bro! tavros horns are cool they look like bull horns hahai really like talking to you.
>>152220952not with that attitude
>>152221234i can't posit why, i dou8t i'm all *that* interestin6 to talk to, 8ut thank you anon. I like talkin6 to you as well
Good morning HSG. A bountiful dersecest harvest I see. Glad to see it. I have been reading some of the docs that a fellow anon has graciously provided. And I am impressed. Partially I am saddened that all of them were made during the 2011-2013 era, if only because it means all the talent in the fandom has dried up by now. It emboldens me more to attempt my own spin of things. Though most likely I would try one where the characters are youngerI wish you all a good day
>>152221234I desire him carnally.
>>152221397gamzee...
>>152221234>>152221397You know what they say about trolls and big horns
>>152220881Hussie is such a charismatic person despite having such a frankly toxic personality that it extends into his ability to make the most insufferable archetypes the most gripping and interesting Dave and Rose would be insufferable to talk to. And all of the trolls would be similarly painful to interact with. At least at first with thier masks and walls fully formed. But hussie shows the cracks just enough to see that there is more there, even when hussie doesn't actually go through the effort of writing it for real. It's a masterful skill and part of the draw of its massive audience. It's why Karkat is massively mischaracterized and infantalized by the fandom today instead of being just the angry guy. (Karkats like my second favorite character :3)
>>152221433Karkatsissies...
>>152221494It is my Solomon belief that Karkat has the most average sized male mating apparatus you could possibly have. He has only fooled himself into thinking he's a microdicked loser by hemospectrum propaganda and self loathing. The sizes would go in order. Gamzee>tavros>Equius>karkat>sollux (double dicks tho so it gives him an advantage) > eridan
>>152221548all smaller than aradia, btw
>>152221560who is smaller than feferi, btw
>>152221626all smaller than the average human btw
>>152221642the average human male is smaller than the condesce, btw
Dad Egbert has the biggest penis in Homestuck period end of story
>>152221548big dick equius? you sure?
>>152221666Quite so. The rest of him is large. It just makes sense to me. Also imagine Nepeta getting stretched like an onahole. It's just good design people.
>>152221666There's no way he's too obsessed with horses to have a horsecock of his own or he would never stop jerkin' it
>>152221657All facts, no cap
Who wears it best?
>>152221691it would make more sense if it was VERY veiny but above or below average
>>152221702Gamzee
>>152218318>QOTT What is a problem you face as a Homestuck?Newgen. Arrived too late. All the good times and artwork is history, and far too much of it has been lost due to faulty or nonexistent archival. Also the merch. God, the merch.My friends refuse to share in my enthusiasm of it because the past 15+ years have made this webcomic seem like unapproachable content for undesirables, which also reflects badly on my person. My only peers are oldfags I can barely relate to and retarded newgens that take BCshit and potential transwoman June Egbert as gospel.My only hope of a renaissance lies in the show, and there doesn't appear to be any trustworthy signs of it happening.I struggle to reconcile my love for my favorite character's beautiful god tier form and awesome powers and the amazingly poignant moment of her god tiering with the fact that literally nothing good has happened to the character both in and out of the webcomic ever since. I can't not think of all the stupid bullshit that came from her going doggy whenever I see it. I'm sick of seeing the dog ears, despite loving them.
>>152221708Well I mean he is only above average. I only believe tav and gamzee are truly massive. Very veiny tho I agree. Karkat is right below him and he is the true average of average. Just cause he's a hemo cuck doesn't mean he is small or has to be small. Fuck you eridan tho you can have the 3 inch punisher cause I think it's funny
>>152221649Yet she insists on being on the receiving end, curious.
Vriska Is A Fat Fuck
>>152218318As someone who learned to draw specifically to provide the content I feel like I wasn't getting enough of. I feel as if my one complaint of not enough content of the thing I want is moot. Because I can draw it whenever I wish. I suppose an interest I do have is a lack of people I can discuss this franchise with. Twitter users are vapid and tribal. I would really love to discuss the topic of June Egbert and other such topics in as much detail as possible. But it frequently devolves into shit flinging. This board is my only refuse. As well as being a place to express my devient side. The greater Homestuck fandom is a sanitized and infantalized shell of its former self. If I expressed my dismay at so much of Homestuck art and fanfiction aging up the characters I would be curb stomped
>>152221702eridan looks like he drinks nothing but IPAs
>>152221783this is offensive to my eyes don't ever post wide loads ever again
>>152219840Doomed. >>152220458hopefully lucio is a time player otherwise doomed sesh all thanks to good oll yoshideWould lei heng like homestuck? Now i tell you hwat yoshide but this karkat guy is kinda karkalicious
>>152221789What would you like to discuss about June?
>>152221746>Fuck you eridan thoRude!
>>152221825I love eridan and I wish he was redeemed or given more screentime. Considering how Vriska is worse and became the main character of the comic as reward.
>>152221746if gamzee and tavros are huge then how will their relationship play out? someone is guaranteed to get their ass DESTROYED
>>152221816I wanna sit down with someone who is like super unironically into the concept and just ask them what the appeal is. I just don't understand it. You can wax about all the symbolism and hints about it. But I just want to understand the core idea and the core appeal of it.
>>152221864Oh, well, I can't really provide that, but I hope you find someone willing and able to partake in that discussion, anon.
>>152221854Tavros is the ultimate potential man next to Jake so he bottoms all the time until he stands up for himself once and blows up gamzees asshole with low blood semen
>>152221816Wish june and john were two different characters. Meat john is the alpha and the omega comes back hes heaven and hell then you got fat ass bum june in the candy timeline shrimple as
>>152221879I know. I just don't want someone to think I'm some sort of transphobic because I don't agree with the narrative of John realizing she is trans. But if someone unironically sat down and explained why they think it's cool and awesome instead of trying to prove why I'm wrong and "don't understand Homestuck/John" cause I don't get it. Then I could possibly consider it more than an annoyance. Fuckin hell someone convinced me that vrisjake is a based ship. And I'm the biggest spider8reath fag alive. I have an open mind they just need to not be an asshole or dogmatic.
>>152221884Ultimate John cope is real. Unironically I would read Homestuck ^2 for that. But yeah I would be fine. Idea I guess. Idk. I would like June if they fucking COMMITED TO IT by now. But no just keep teasing it and saying its canon. Hussie can't commit to anything award number 780
>>152221702>byeahstuck
>>152221883but what is tavros going to do when gamzee wants to switch things up? how is he going to take 12+ inches of highblood, succulent, slimy, throbbing, purble bulge on the ass?
>>152221883Tavros doesn't even seem like he has potential. Jake mogs him in the potentialman department. Just look at how much more baddass grandpa is compared to the summoner
>>152221975Tavros has the best bussy out of all the trolls he's basically designed for it. He probobly got pegged by vriska
>>152221982By virtue of his class he is a potential man. Pages are the potential man class. And his whole thing is Vriska was tryna make him man up. And when he tries he actually does cool shit like getting an army. So yeah he has the second biggest penis. Also because horn size and I think it's a good bit.
>>152222034To add on to this Jake only mogs tav because he has the potential aspect and the potential class. So he's literally the Gohan of Homestuck where he can just become the strongest character in the story on the whim of the author.
>>152221975this is what i hate about ao3, most ao3 users are girls so they don't focus on bulges, it's all about personality and dynamics and fluff. what if want gamzee x reader where he has a huge fucking bulge and destroys my asshole? HUH?
>>152221864>>152221913Deep down everyone, even junefags, knows it's just "[character] is trans which is le good because representation and shiet", with all the arguments being made to fit the thesis. Why waste time on this nonsense when you can instinctively tell you're discussing with people who would defend ANY character being trans on principle?
>>152222034>getting an armyOffscreen. I doubt you could convincingly write how that guy pulled that off. Which is my main gripe. He doesn't feel like he has actual potential.
>>152222087>I doubt you could convincingly write how that guy pulled that off.
>>152222079Perhaps your right. Maybe I do believe that. But never the less I wish someone could try even if it doesn't change my mind I would like to be civil. I hate to ruin people's fun. Because they would be just as quick to turn down anything I like.
>>152222111I1 is peak but too high, cascade should be higher, Game Over should be lower, Epilogues should be lower out of the image and Candy should most definitely be below Meat for the Epilogues, the ^2 and BC taking over into 8r8k is pretty accurate though
>>152222173The first few acts should be higher in general to match act 6. Because I would much rather read acts 1-4 rather than like most of act 6
>>152222111meat is like a straight line quality wise otherswise its fine but also I1 glaze is a forced meme
>>152222207yeah I agree with that too
>>152221982>the summoner>not badassHe caused a rebellion so massive it mindbroke the condie and made her banish all adult trolls from alternia, how is that not a major feat?
>>152222246*otherwise its a fine graphFUCK!
>>152222287Cool back story bro. We don't get to see any of that.
>>152222111>early acts being so lowAbysmal taste, whoever made that should be beaten to death
>>152222111Cascade isnt that good because its FUCKING UGLY
>>152222309>We don't get to see any of that.It's not like grandpa is any better, his on-screen scenes consist of his toddler self accidentally killing the colonel, riding a dog as a young boy and finally getting shot to death himself once he's older.
>>152222442This but collide.
>>152222442lock your doors buddy
I like to imagine that even when not in the game, before the game, a persons aspect is already determined. Maybe not the class, but the aspect. Jane was always a life player, that's why she's soft.
>>152222560she's soft because unlike john she eats everything dad bakes.
>>152222570And John's breathe because unlike Jane he can walk up a flight of stairs and feel fine
>>152222560Homestuck is a deterministic story. Things that happened would always happen. They were always heir of breath
>>152222560It's both classes and aspects, John is the heir because the environment he lived in pre-sburb made him one.
Space days updated!https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=194
>>152222767>/k/ommando who likes bird watchingliu definitely posts here
>>152222560Does that mean Jane also had big tits when she was John's age?
>>152222929I'd imagine do since she's chubbyThe question I pose is such Is John skinny or maybe a little chubby.Personally I imagine him being just a boy who never lost his baby fat so to speak at 13. A doughey body as said in the words of dersecest fanfiction And stretches out as he ages.
>>152222989Hes skinny-fat. Skinny to normal people but fat to gay people. Dudes built like Steve Smith.Jane meanwhile is built like Meg Griffin but with tits as big as Francine Smith.
>>152222989This would also track since despite not eating the amount of baked confections as Jane. He still does have a diet of mostly Betty crocker snacks and most other types of junk food. So he would retain his padding. And definently would be out of shape. Considering how he couldn't even lift a sledge hammer on his own
>>152223017>Considering how he couldn't even lift a sledge hammer on his own>be me>smashing cinderblocks with a sledge hammer hen I'm 6How is it he couldn't even LIFT the damn thing
>>152223017>>152223084Consider how easy it was for him to fight once hes spent time in SBURB?Consider also as well how Jane did NOT have to fight, since just about all the creatures on her world were dead.John became hardened by his experiences in the game, wheres Jane did not.
>>152222767Really thought he would be /hsg/tan (the orange hair guy). Guess it makes sense he's an actual character and not an immersion breaking shitpostLittle black kitty cat...
>>152223113The echeladder is an RPG leveling system. He couldn't fight a single imp and as soon as he killed one he snowballed in power. It tracks that the echeladder induces literal stat buffs. So he grows stronger and faster
>>152223084A sheltered chubby white boy in suburban America whose largest hard ship in life was avoiding clown paintings. Not to disparage him. I love him
>>152223113The undead enemies and consorts could still fight and were tough enough like that. Although thats still less than needing to speedrun with jack around
>>152223179Meanwhile a chubby sheltered white girl in suburban America whose largest hardship was finding bras that fit.And pipe bomb assassinations.
>>152223207That's a caliborn line I love it. I think that Jane inherited more from traits from her father more than John did. I.e she is physically stronger than John. And likes to bake and stuff.
>>152223148he is a ref to a vn moonrunes made back in the day however
>>152223314davesprite getting mad head
>>152223333digits confirm
>>152222767did you knew that birds are VERY important?
>>152223314i thhought davesprite had a long ass arm here
>davetav tag on the booru is called s'moresidgi, someone explain
>>152223435tavros = caramel (a s'mores staple)dave = marshmallow (he's white)when they have sex it com8ines into a delicious 6ooey smore. or somethin6 idk
>>152222767>https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=194im insane now.im gonnna.... i'm gonna ooooooughalso this captcha is getting more annoying and gay to each new week. let us just do letters again faggy chan.
>>152223435
>>152221348you're just becoming a great person and you don't even realize it, you've got the grit, the charisma, and the determination, it's almost been 100 days of drawing dud
honeycutt uncordinaded blinks are my favorite little animation detail. my precious retarded lobotomized kitty < 3
>>152223648i 6uess. i suppose it *is* somethin6, which is always 8etter than nothin6. I should pro8a8ly draw somethin6 special for the 100th drawin6, shouldn't i? you have any ideas?
>>152223642I'm pretty sure it was this passage where I stopped reading homestuck for like two years because it was just so unbearable.
>>152223642>i WILL PROVIDE THE FUDGE, } :DWhat did he mean by this?
>>152223642Hussie was such a faggot for not giving us more interactions between these two
>>152223734>>152223770The duality of /hsg/
>>152223758trolls *DO* have a holiday where they worship shit. 8ut also his 8lood is 8rownish, so that's fudge adjacent (even thou6h i see it as caramel)
>>152221234gayyyyyyyyget better taste in men
>>152221813no Swole Egbert plaping fat vriska is the perfect ending for them
>>152223903Disgusting.
Skye's brother when skye turns off the TV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uddSYBb9W1E
>>152223492> caramel (a s'mores staple)Ooh lala you bourgeoisie fuckMost of the world makes do with just marshmallows, chocolate and crackers
>>152223925he is our hero. also this game fucks i need to play it.
>>152218318>QOTT What is a problem you face as a Homestuck?None of my friends read it, and the ones that did all gave up>I just cant read this shit anymore man, its all pointless (gave up on page 2084)>I got bored of it, so i dropped it (gave up pages before Jade: Enter)>Im not doing this anymore, its too long (at least reached Cascade)So I turn to this place to discuss homestuck because theres literally nowhere else.
looking back at "cringe" roleplay thread, i think that sburb session filled with schizo adults would turn into fight for whos ideology would prevail to the end and rule new world, anons that want to create their own reality with twisted ideals and those who oppose them in multisided competition for powerwhich is, basically plot of smt III. better to godtier and alchemize good weapons, gayboys, if you dont want to get stomped by frenzy megalomaniacs, who want to fill next earth with population of trolls and make vriska and terezi women standard
>>152223988I would simply... 6o to a different planet, assumin6 the new world has them. There's nothin6 sayin6 I can't alchemize a species to live on fuckin6 pluto or somethin6. Hell I'd pro8a8ly 8e a8le to alchemize a new earth to put somewhere else. It IS a new universe after all
>>152223972i remember everyone meming on it it came out just in time when people were tired of tryhardy and edgy humour of the early 2010's
>Dave: Xbox 360>John: PS3>Rose: PC>Jade: Dreamcast
>>152223988I'm honestly scared of heir of light guy. He looks like he has a plan
>>152223988>frenzy megalomaniacs, who want to fill next earth with population of trolls and make vriska and terezi women standardi'd follow this man to the ends of paradox space to ensure his glorious dream is made reality.
>>152224045Poor John, playing on a console with no games...
>>152223925Ahem.
>>152224063he said ps3 not ps5 dummy
>>152224063Hes got Demon Souls and Heavenly Sword.
>>152224045do the alpha kids too
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE BIG BROTHERS IN MEDIA, I CLAIM HIM AS MINE, MINE!!!!
>>152224092>Jane: PS4.>Dirk: Xbox One.>Roxy: PC.>Jake: Sega Saturn.
>>152224109Just wait till you play the VN he was originally made for "Glass Mind"
>>152224031i dare to say i was one of them but looking back i apreciate this type of story if done in a entertaining and interesting way like the early gtas and the bully game.
>>152224071nogaems was already posted on /v/ back then, people just didn't know how much worse would it get
>>152224109...can i get half of the liu dakimura?..... can i get a liu plushy.... liu merch... uuuhg
>>152224128HOLY SHIT WHAT???? I NEVER KNEWI NEED HIS BABIES
oof some of you goys are genuinely fags. like not even just gay, but like... faggots. like real fags. A full on F-A-G-G-O-T. Here's some STRAIGHTNESS to cleanse yiur hiomosedxual mind
>>152224208>neck snap
>>152224109Hey fuck off I preoredered him, I'll be the one getting bitch slapped for making too much noise while sucking him off during his bird program
>>152224115>Dirk the homosexual>Dirk the weaboo >Dirk the horse show enthusiast>implying he wouldn't be an "ironic" Nintendofag
>>152224249before or after making out?
>>152224208What if these are women(female)?What then?
>>152224208>straightThere is a man in there and you are trying to make me a gay cuck by looking at him kissing
>>152224285Put on the libra shirt and red glasses. Now. This is a threat.
>>152224031People memed it because it was postal 1 but even edgier and with zero substance
>>152224312no i'm a straight cuck by being happy for him. why? because he's relatable and i can self-insert>>152224285then it'd be GAY. which is gay
>>152224345You are looking at some other man kissing someone else and enjoying it you gay cuck
>>152224367i'm looking at some other man kissing someone else and imagining I'M the one kissing her. I'm the straightest cuck there's ever been you WISH you could be as straight as I am
>>152224254Lust lust lust lust, I for one will indulge with his interest, We will bird watch and spend time together making neat bird houses. You whore will never love him the way I do. Where's your edits huh? You're just like every other bitch here that wants a quick bust. I will make edits and fanart of my husband and love him the way he should be loved. Fuck you.
>>152224028i will come after you
>>152224533my weird freak army of hy8rid alien ecto-children will stomp your ass and it'll 8e a HERORIC death 8ecause if i had immortality and/or powers of any kind i'd 8e evil as shit
>>152224533please kill him.
>>152224577yo ass wouldnt handle 50 times prototyped black king not talking about me!
>>152223988See this is why I'm busting out of this shithole dimension on my own, you think I want to risk being stuck with any of you in some afterlife?
>>152224638nah, i'd win
Thinking out loud here. But if I were to make an mspfa. Or even simply a Homestuck style story. I would probobly make fighting a much more present part of the story outside of sound pages. Of course I don't expect Homestuck to have the shounen manga qualities I crave. But anything with my artistic input will most certainly have that flavoring to it. And I feel many static images flowed together can convey action better than a lot of the sound pages on Homestuck can or does
>>152224420Your husband is note very loyal and obliterates Alan's boyhole behind your back
>>152224793He's allowed a little fun once and awhile
I need evil Jane to marry John and force him to be a good father.
>>152225015This but evil jane should marry me instead.
>>152225015what age john and jane, is john.. little?
>>152225034SHOTA SHOTA SHOTA SHOTA
>>152225034>>152225069why are you like this
>>152224786if we werent lazy fucks we couldve assemble at least a small team, we have bunch of artists itt, no shit we could actually do a sburb sess comic full of strifes and make it goodpersonally my only problem is my hatred for bgs :}
>>152225034Jane is 35 and John is 25.Leave the shota stuff for Karkat, i mean honestly. Let's have some decorum here.
>>152225015I need the prospit dreamers to act like they're fucking family for fucks sake its like everyone forgets all human players have someone related to them and not only the strilondes im gonna kill myself But yeah crockerbertcest is also good
>>152225085they're the exact same sage thou6h
>>152225094what about harlenglishcest?
>>152225077I think the only real hurdle is organization
>>152224786You remind me of Jackquest on /qst/ like a decade ago, it was about a Jack Noir on a planet controlled by Dirk just kind going around on a Problemsleuth style adventure by with a lot more violence.
>>152225094I think they're cute, so they should bang.>>152225096I know but for the sake of those who want an age gap. There it is.
>>152225129yeah thats an issue, of course, again, we are lazy and maybe busy fucks. it would be really hard to keep purely passion project on 4chan anons, who by extent, burnt out by default
should've 8een canon. dis6ustin6 that there isn't more art of this t8h
need to see them kissin6
finally an artist who 6ets that jane has massive titties and jade is a flattie.
main thin6 i like a8out this is that they have jane in the SLUTTY Pa6e outfit
>>152225235For a full length adventure of course. Its just a matter of scale.
i just think they're neat okay
>>152225339>>152225359Sauce?
>>152225077is that your art, thats pretty cool :0
>>152225359Adorable Rose, Dave wears the hood better than Dirk but not the shorts.
if you guys any curious, i have a skeleton for MASSIVE SBURB SESS comic >introduce bunch of most well done chars, rush entrance part because its too tuche to do it >anons have no names, maybe later they will get TITLES>sburb.rar gets deployed into thread>timeskip to point where approximately tens of anons joined>every anon is aware of sburb on some level, this is for>making first god tier feel like a real turning point, where shit>gets>wild>mega jack noir HAPPENS because he has a lot of time to get the ring, clown hat or not, he succeeds>lots of murderstuck starts to happen, creating more conflicts: players and jack, skaia on running time and smth else mb>insert cinematic strifes>insert megalovania>insert MY שפּיל>???>first ideologies of players about new world start to pop, splitting them even more, make it similar to smt 3 where main guys develop their principles of chaos, law and neutralguess thats it>>152225407thaaanks
>>152225085not into corckerbertcest. Normal johnjade is good for me. speaking of, if anyone has any good images feel free to share :))) I might draw osme too.
>>152225077Your art reminds me of the art of someone I used to know. Thanks for the fond memory.
>>152225359how the fuck are you even mentioning jane when LOOK AT WHAT JADE IS WEARING
>>152225405https://reipx.tumblr.com/
>>152225437i meant jade.... FUCK
>>152225420also id loved to add elememts from that kino thread like>terrorist prince of time players>convoys of void players escaping past furtherest ring>jack noir raid boss>"flamewars" in thread
>>152224115I see roxy as an oculas kinda girl
>>152225435Y this link so fucking longhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=AF5kZxxqeZE&pp=ygUlbWVnYWxpdGggc29tZWJvZHkgdGhhdCBpIHVzZWQgdG8ga25vd9IHCQkzAaO1ajebQw%3D%3D
>>152225420shilling my Sburb OCl, i have more if you would like to see.
>>152225501sure. also neat
wow in all quadrants too? the narcissistic slut
>>152225490Heh. You reminded me, I need to get my flight set up fixed. Ace 8 is soon. I hope we can go back to Emeria.
>>152225501what a cutie. what's she like? 8itch looks kinda unhin6ed
>[S] Challenge Jackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plqfv58KeWw&list=RDplqfv58KeWw&start_radio=1
>>152225511jades a mary sue despite not being relevant past act 5Ok heres some more. She is quite the wacky character i suppose. She is parts of myself exaggerated. My nerdiness, my impulsiveness. And general "monkey qualities" as some would say.
>>152225511Good for her.
>>152224786You know I always wanted to do the same, but my art skills sort of blow, so I'm just doing an adventure to practice a few things while trying to get better overall
Heres more of her antics. I suppose you can imagine her as a weird fujoshi aunt type character, she aloof and unfocused, yet gets autistically focused on side quests.
>>152225501bananah
>>152225616holy shit did you draw this? it's really 6ood
>>152225629shes based on a oc of mine who is literally just sun wukong in a humanoid form, so i just call her wukong or wu. But with my sburb ocs i dont want them to be so mythical
>>152225616>doctor.jpg
>>152225550>>152225616thats very nice work, say, you often draw homestuck related stuff?
>>152225649this is really cool actually. me loves sun wukong.
>>152225698no not much desu :3 i have drawn a few things i have posted in another thread. but its mostly spider8reath and karkat in a bunny suit which is just copied from some shit i saw on pintrist
>>152225550oh she's 8lack. and 8ased on... Sun Wukong; the Monkey Kin6. Okay, that's somethin6. Anyways, she's hot and you should draw her doin6 somethin6 cool, or naked. or 8oth.
>>152225738i have many such drawings of her. And her being black and monkey are totally unrelated!!!! im glad you like her. Besides shes also asian, like myself. shes a mix!!! because shes half sona...sorta. Im not a tall attractive big tiddy person.
>>152225784>Im not a tall attractive big tiddy person.hotanyways, sound 8ased. if i was 8etter at drawin6 i'd pro8a8ly draw her, 8ut i don't wanna insult you 8y drawin6 your OCsona shittily
>>152225672I imagined her world being the land of aurora and ocean. She has to sail around the water in a small boat and her only form of navigation is aurora, it would also be night time all the time but i forgot to draw it at night.
>>152225833Reminds me of the water tribe from avatar
>>152220952Whats stopping you from being terezi?
>>152225728let me see that karkat....
>>152225932My jacked musculature, immense height and opressively large penis.
>>152225932fuck off
>>152225978hey hey i hate trannies as much as the next man; you don't need to tell him to fuck off
>>152225971I feel your pain
>>152225971Don't let that stop you
>>152225969I lowkey just copied this from someone named aspendix or whatever, but i dont post these anywhere they are more for me. hope you like !
What do??
>>152226176ask him a8out his favorite movies
>>152226176>>152226223Do NOT do this
>>152226176flick his goofy ass cowlick
>>152226223Why is that one guy flipping the bird?
>>152226260it's cus he hates (You), the viewer
>>152226176make him answer my riddles three
Making a meme
>>152226535>>152226027https://files.catbox.moe/ti9vpa.mp4
>>152226549pfffff ok thats good
>>152226549lol
Seeing a clip from collide just reminds me of how woobified Karkat had become that they literally have him crying like a bitch over getting beaten by CloverLike damn, he really did get reduced to being a total loser at the end, shits sad and feels like a far cry from what he was
>>152226648all kni6ht 8ecome woo8ified once their personas are 8roken down
>>152226648 (me)Like I get that people find him cute or some shit, but I can’t comprehend the fandoms tendency to babyify some characters and treat em like they’re “uwu precious boys” or something. He can be cute AND competent, guys!!!!!! And same applies to Dave funnily enough
>>152226549Said it better than I ever could
>>152226549god damn this one was good. chuckled loud.
being the victem of a edit meme sort of hurts my ego but bringing joy to people with drawings is my whole purpose so im ok. >>152226679Also also Karkat's whole ark i guess is him realizing hes not a blood thirsty bad ass like he thought he was supposed to be. And being a crybaby softy is ok. Which is like whatever, thats fine enough for an arc, its just that thats boring in the context of the comic.
>>152226535>>152226549kino. thread needs more memes
>>152226679>He can be cute AND competent, guys!!!!!! And same applies to Dave funnily enoughBeing competent simply isn't high on the list of priorities of the general mass fantard girls who don't care much for action and would rather have kawaii uguus boys blushing and being emotionally vulnerable(preferably with each other). It's like expecting a latinx into shounenshit to care about the nuances of shipping.
>>152226737I think as an arc, it could’ve been done better because of what I said. It proposes something odd that a man can’t be a great, strong leader but also vulnerable as well. They already showed a bit of that by the fact that he’s someone who blatantly cares a ton about his friends. Why the fuck else would he break down after discovering sollux’s corpse?
rose
>found my ancient hard drive.>decide to mount it and use as a secondary drive.>remember that, in a panic, i used a program a friend made to back up everything i ever liked or reblogged on tumblr.>from 2011-to-2018.>From 2012-to-2018, its all Homestuck.I've got a lotta stuff to sift through. If you see old artwork in the future, its me. For now, here is one, because this thing is fucking slow.
>>152226948>to>>152225077im assumng these two have the same poster? Anyways, very good stuff :))
>>152226775I've always wanted to do a slander meme of this place but IDK if I'm funny like that, but I'm glad some of yall like that one cheek wonder vid. I can try tho
>>152226549Actual PEAK
>>152226948fixed but shes still chopped af ew>>152226986Σ:}
>>152226737This is high quality dunking. Usually its no (you)s or getting called a faggot so it's basically a love letter
>>152226994just have fun with it regardless of anything
I can't believe her bitch brother just ignores his bleeding sister. He doesn't deserve Skye if he can't shower her with attention and love when she needs it most.
>>152227303She's looking blue. She could use some gold
>>152227303mf hoe interrupting my bird watching
>>152227303he doesnt ignore, he is used to it. he simply knows her enough that she doens't want him to get all worried with her and he knows she will feel bad and defensive for him getting emotional over it. I can already imagined the first time she cuts himself he hold her arm to see and asked who or how that happened and she pushes back to him and lashes out saying "don't touch me i'am fine!"
>>152227342>>152227394>>152227492Gentlemen, I believe I have a solution for this.
>>152227303cutter whores dont deserve the attention and should bleed out
>>152227527yeah i may just draw girl skye with liu why the heck not.i'm in best of the humors now. lez go.
>>152227492>>152227566Can you please fix your grammar you fucktard
>>152225971
>>152227612no i wont. i like my broken english.you will read every single word typed by my grubby raccoon hands and you will like it!!
>>152222087I thought tavros had a tough time in the start but the snowball kept rolling as ghosts just naturally group up with each other and go with the flow.Herd mentality and he is the Sheppard
I am saddened. I read the prospitcest comic "3 years" and it is quite good. But unfortunately all of its chapters are not available. It saddenes me significantly. Perhaps there are avanues I haven't checked yet. I hope so. Jade has a bad case of being either woobified or turned into "the girl with dog cock" and that's a shame. Not that the comic isn't the one to blame for this. Her character for a long time is just ditzy air head, and really only becomes fleshed out in act 3 when she gets more screen time and specifically in act 5 act 2 when she gets in the medium. And after dog tiering gets sidelined hard.
>>152226679The biggest victim of this is WV. Man led a revolt against BK and survived Jack's genocidal rampage, but by act 6 he's just "the mayor"
>>152227566As opposed to boy skye?
>>152227710should i draw them genderbended version too? sure, why not.
>>152227730uh ok
>>152218843I finished the comic a month before the pilot was announced. I did my first Homestuck cosplay in 3 months ago. I made 2 new friends that I've been in touch with since at a Homestuck panel (which the host didn't even show up for, me and 6 other cosplayers went up there and shot the shit about ships for 45 min). So yeah it won't be like the old days but it's still super possible to make new friends and have fun in the fandom
>>152221382You're very welcome anon! I am that anon, I love making lists of stuff for curious people when they want to get into stuff I'm interested in . If you're still around I'd like to hear which fics you liked and what about them in particular you thought were good. The thing I really like about Dave/Rose is how many different ways you can play it: angsty, funny, snarky, romantic, there's dimensions to their relationship (which are well established in the comic itself cause Hussie clearly loved writing their pesterlogs) that really add a certain something extra to it. Not a lot of writers get it, but those that do really produce something special. I guess that's one of the best things about it: it's inspired people for a long time to produce some genuinely fantastic work.
>>152227778As long as there is passion a fandom will never die. People cant lose hope because it isn't an internet sensation. Believe in the Toby fox that believes in you!!!
>>152227751what emotion does the picrel convey?
>>152227797EarthBound is one of my favorite games of all time, I love all the stuff inspired by it bc of that Itoi quote that said something like "Mother 4 is what the fans create". Undertale, YIIK, and now Homestuck are like a pivotal axis on which inner emotional mythos spins. And it does give me a lot of hope
>>152227789I read the one where they were in London, and the one where Rose modeled for Dave. I checked out a few of the others and I wasn't as interested, and one I couldn't even find. Never the less I still liked those two immensely. The trip to London fic has amazing dialogue and was so sweet. They showed so much care for one another. Sad it was sfw, but can't have it all. The model fic was great too cause it was lewd, and all the juicy details were top notch. Overall dersecest works cause Dave and Rose have top tier banter. No one else does it quite like them. I suppose my only wish with a fic and I suppose something I will do if I ever make one. Is to have them both be 13-16. And to have a lot of pesterchum logs. I wanna see them text each other and talk about these things as *well* as talk in person. And then not being adults just cranks up the drama 10fold Who knows I might even draw those two. I am the one who drew that black girl in the breath costume
The issue with this is that the first half of the comic takes place over a day. There's no opportunity for the two to do anything with each other in that time. So I either have to do the doomed timeline, but they don't even know their siblings. Or I have to do an alt universe with a different context, but that's not as interesting. Or I have to do a post sburb thing, which is equally not ideal for me. Or meteor stuck, which is prob the best and only choice.
>>152227813in my pov. sexual tension and tenderness.
>>152227889What a crazy day lmao. No wonder john did so much dilly dallying he didn't have time to think
yeah that is fine. i will draw normal liu and big titty lin later.
>>152228042John is the only one who got to properly play the game, at least for a while. rose was to busy fucking with the metaphorical code and dave was to busy playing nanny to everyone. And jade was messing with frogs.
>>152227889>Or meteor stuck, which is prob the best and only choice.also why Three Years with Jade and John is best
>>152228139
>>152228126genuinly want to do a redraw of a few of the chapters. 1 to make them look their ages, and B perhaps to make it more art style accurate. im sure theres gotta be some annons there who would be into thatmaybe i could organize a few artists to help? maybe even make some PORN scenes to fill in the blanks. Im just spitballing here.
>>152227866London Rain is a fantastic fic, I personally hold Paratactician as the patron saint of Dersecest (and Rose/Sollux too, you owe it to yourself to read all his stuff, especially the Vienna Game). I'm not generally into romance at all but there's just something about that one, especially the scene at the end where Dave gives Rose the ring with the inscription.Make sure to keep us posted on your work, OC is the lifeblood of threads.
>>152228071Cool
Also small problem i have with three years is that despite both of them being 13, john i was taller than jade, which is blasphemous to me. John should be smaller! And probably not as skinny.the question i ask myself is. Would jade be toned or fit? even tho she sleeps and seems like she wouldn't be, given her up bringing?
>>152228268She's active whenever she isn't sleeping to make the most out of being awake so yeah she should be stronger than John
>>152228310stronger than john most certainly. A dog is more strong than john. Jade at 13 years old fused with an omnipotent god entitiy and is also likely very physically active. I meant moreso in terms of body type. The comic gives them both very mature figures despite their age, which as much as my autism tells me is a problem, i must respect artistic intention, the question is what sort of artistic intension should *I* have if i were to adapt/remake/redo the comic. Should i give jade a pair of breasts, how large would they be. Since this is for fellow hsg goers i broadcast this question to you. Perhaps in the future if things go well i could assemble a team, of some sort. Or maybe just do it all by myself. Who knows!!!
>>152228367the pedophile part of me wishes the 13 year old kids looked more like 13 year olds and the fetishistic pedophile part of me says they should be significantly sexually developed despite their young agemake of this what you will
>>152228387hmmmmmmSee despite my extreme artistic deviancy my artistic autism over writes all. tho even without it i dont really find the latter concept that appealing. In any case. I have enough wits about me to not be frightened by fictitious white skinned ecto siblings. So personally i will say that jade is slim tall and slightly toned, while also developing a rack.
just rewatched [S] 6AME OVER.FUCKIN6 PEAK. man this shit is so 6ood.>>152228387the fetishistic pedo part of you is 6ay. I'm startin6 to think I may just 8e asexual or just crazy 8ecause overly 8i6 assets kinda piss me off. All the homestuck 6irls, save for Jane and MAY8E Aranea, are petite and skinny. That's just how Hussie made them 8ecause he's that much of a hack. 8ut still, eu6h the thou6ht of si6nificantly 8i6 tits or ass on any of the homestuck 6irls at all, of course, save for Jane, just feels so viscerally WRON6 to me in a way that I can't properly articulate
>>152228367>Should i give jade a pair of breasts, how large would they be.large for her age but not hyper
>>152228387What the fuck
>>152228444trips wasted on someone admitting he's a faggot.
>>152228444the prospect of everyone sharing body types just seems viscerally boring to me. Which is why i like the idea of short and thick gremlin terezi and like conventionally attractive vriska. >>152228472Im not a fan of the word choice either. You have to not get deep into the sauce with these things.>Said shota in all caps 5 times today on a public image board. >>152228471that is what i was going for. I want john to still be attracted to her in a somewhat superfical manner at first.
>>152228492>I want john to still be attracted to her in a somewhat superfical manner at first.Thinking about it John would be boobs man; Dave however 100% an ass man.
>>152227303He probably did used to care more about her self harm until she used it to purposefully get his attention. Now it's better to ignore her cuts so she has one less reason to do it.
>>152228491nuh uh. i just dislike disproportionally lar6e 8reasts and ass. It's dis6ustin6 and you specifically, and no one else, should feel ashamed if you like it.>>152228492i 6uess yeah them sharin6 8ody types is 8ad, 8ut THE line i cross is any of them havin6 disproportionally lar6e tits or asses like SOME people draw. It's horri8le
>>152228515Yeah' its sort of the idea i had. Like. What, they are trapped for 3 years and all. First 30 days they try to pretend things are normal, but the fact of the matter is their in prime hormone era and John has had 0 exposure to girls his own age. Jade at first is plainfully unaware. But catches on quicker than John realizes that he is totally oogling her. Which upsets her. Which can have a build up of scenes until the day 40 comic where they kiss and express interest to eachother fully. John totally woobifying jade in his own head cause he doesn't know how real people work and Jade getting upset is a theme of the comic and i want to expand on it.
>>152228567fuck you serketnigger >:[
>>152228567we are in agreement on that front. I hate when body types leave the realm of interpretation and enter extreme sexualization.
>>152227813The beauty of Life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sOLP2d28GQ
>>152228071PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>152228573>But catches on quicker than John realizes that he is totally oogling herhasn't she, like, never interacted with a person in real life 8efore this? how would she catch on so quickly>>152228577hey fuck you too. 6IRLS deserve to 8e cute and petite, with a LITTLE 8it of 8oo8a6e at MAX, 8ut only if they're fat. 8ein6 a fat-tittied, 8i6-assed, 6oofy lookin6 8ITCH whose wei6ht is 90% TITFLESH or ASSMEAT is NOT somethin6 to 8e proud of.>>152228594this. it's reasona8le in small amounts 8ut to the point where it 6ets to pornstar levels is where it's just unpleasant
Upon my third read of Homestuck, I have come to the conclusion that Feferi was a bad moirail and partially responsible for Eridan's meltdown. I'm not really an Eridan fan (like, at all) but he's a high-maintenance palemate and she simply was not cutting it. Instead of letting him go, she strung him along so she'd have a gofer to feed her lusus. She gets woobified a lot because she's not THAT bad compared to the open hostility a lot of other trolls display, but Feferi is cold-blooded in her own right. She just covers it in a layer of squiddles and fish puns. I'm not saying Eridan doesn't have his problems, but having a """moirail""" who constantly belittled him and treated him like a burden certainly didn't help.
The lion doesn't concern herself with weird memory gaps in her childhood and her extreme fear of being assaulted and her being hypersexual
>>152228659well yeah feferi is a condescending classist piece of shit. obviously
>>152228431>So personally i will say that jade is slim tall and slightly toned, while also developing a rack.i can wholeheartedly agree with this>>152228444im not talking crazy hentai big dipshit i'm talking big in relation and contrast to their ages, like this >>152228471>>152228472sorry i didn't use fucking pussy euphemisms and laid it out straight i'll keep it in mind next time we sexualize the 13 year olds
>>152228682>im not talking crazy hentai bigpost, like, a reference fi6ure or somrthin6, 8ecause i literally can not conceptualize how 8i6 you're talkin6 a8out
>>152228659>she strung him along so she'd have a gofer to feed her lusus.If she didn't do that everyone DIES
>>152228676Anon.
>>152228676Maybe she needs to be remembered then. hah.
>>152228676the lioness should drug and rape her bitch brother repeatedly
>>152228724nta 8ut lazy 8itch could've done it herself
>>152228624>hey fuck you too.FAAAAAAAAGOT
>>152228624because shes smart. and john isn't and i think its as simple as that. I hate what they do to jade in the epilogues and i kinda wanna go in the opposite direction. Jade should be aware and present to contrast john. And she should be upset at john because he thinks less of her because of her up bringing (or more accurately because shes a girl), and even more mad that he doesn't have the balls to confront his own feelings or anything like that. This is sort of spiraling out into a completly different fan fic separate from 3 years. But im just pushing the characters in the direction i desire.
>>152228681I don't even think it was a class thing for her, honestly. Not to say she isn't classist. It's not developed on much but she almost has a noble savage thing going on with lowbloods.>>152228724No part of that necessitates romantically manipulating someone the way she did. And even if she did, she didn't have to be such a bitch about it.
>>152228682Normally i would advise against such lack of tact in regard to word choice. But given the website we are on, where the hard r is thrown around like candy. I cannot help but cease to care. It isn't my job to police speech, and while i may not entirely agree on what people say, most people aren't a pedantic autistic who will go mental over the tiniest details. Like if jade having a size c cup is to big.
>>152228756i know u r 8ut what am i??>>152228761wow i didn't even think of that. 8ravo anon, you apparently have a 8etter 6rasp on the characters than i. i mean that 6enuinely 8tw not to sound sarcastic>>152228770well iirc she used "finless" as an insult 8efore, so... at the very least, she views havin6 no fins as a ne6ative, which is clear classism ri6ht there
Did Skye get touched by her brother or did she touch him?
>>152228659she's not a bad moirail, she saw right through his farce and called him out on all his bullshit. a real friend would tell you like it is not coddle your delusional assshe's not even obligated to moirail him so he should be grateful she even did. it was stressing her out too, holding out as long as she didshe didn't "string along" anyone. they're just friends who do favors for each other. and so he helped her feed her lusus, so, like other anon said, they DON'T ALL DIE
>>152228787to be honest i only said it that harshly because i found it funny to put it that way. and because it literally does not matter given the website we're on, as you said. it is undeniably truth though so i'm not just gonna walk it back
>>152228799If you take her word, she was never molested, but didnt say she never molested her own brother, which could explain his animosity.
>>152228761>This is sort of spiraling out into a completly different fan fic separate from 3 years. But im just pushing the characters in the direction i desire.I mean it's not like there's a monopoly on the concept, also holy fuck I hate hussie for retconning the 3 year trip Jade and John had from the story fuck that hack
>>152228829>no one has ever touched [her] in ways [she] didn't wantso she wanted to be molested?
>>152228829Good point, however if she WAS abused she absolutely would say that she wasn't abused and in fact wanted it so she could keep a sense of control that she exerts to everything else about herself during that breakdown.
>>152228829skye being the rapist is even funnier to me. yeah sure i will bite that. makes their dynamic more interesting.
>>152228832>I hate hussie for retconning the 3 year trip Jade and John had from the story fuck that hackThis is what I take to justify my headcanon of John and Jade reconecting during John's isolation in Earth-C. Jade isn't alone anymore, she can go anywhere and is surrounded by people, but now John is the one in that place, and shes the closest one to him, so while trying to help him, they grow closer and closer
>>152228794No worries. As i have said earlier in this thread. Jade's viewed characterization is often skewed to specific moments of her character and not the whole that it is. Jade is smart, she is caring, she is motherly almost. She brought the initial gang together on her own. She is the space player, who is often passive and open, but aware of what is around her. But just like how her class of witch contrasts her passive aspect of space, her fiery, passionate, and feisty side can rear its not even particularly ugly head. She does not take shit from anyone, she has patience, but she will call you out. But this doesn't make her a dramatic spaz as some people who only think of jades anger in terms of her explosion to karkat would suggest. Frankly john would think as you once did, that she is an innocent girl who knows nothing about anything. And it will tick jade off because she isn't being respected. And john ever the pussy will initially be repellent to jades sternness. Until he finally musters the courage to take the first step into this amazing incest journey; asking her to make out with him.
>>152228878>Until he finally musters the courage to take the first step into this amazing incest journey; asking her to make out with him.Either than or her pinning him down fed up with him and making him confront his feelings
the little IMPS in the 8ack of my head FORCIN6 ME to la8or over the screen to draw this ima6e are pleased. temporarily.anyways, that aside, it is day 99 of drawin6 aranea every. sin6le. DAY!!!!!!!! tomorrow is the 100th so if anyone has any ideas of what i should do for that.... i'm ri6ht here>>152228878man you are so fuckin6 6ood at character analysis it's insane
>>152228803You fundamentally do not understand moirallegience. Moirallegience is meant to keep dangerous and unstable trolls from freaking the fuck out. Nepeta did a great job at this. She called out Equius's toughguy posturing, deescalating his violent thoughts and behaviors. Feferi did a terrible job at this, and the proof is in the fact that Eridan was still commissioning doomsday devices from Vriska. If Eridan was still actively trying to genocide lowbloods, it means Feferi was not doing her job as a moirail. They were not "just friends" they were MOIRAILS. They were ROMANTIC PARTNERS and Feferi was not pulling her weight in the relationship. And yes she did string him a long. She waits until after she's in the medium to dump him. She was using him. You can't even use the logic that she was doing it to keep everyone from dying. If she were really trying to do that, she would have been a better moirail for Eridan and kept HIM from trying to kill everyone. She was complicit in his most dangerous and unstable schemes. She was a bad moirail.
>>152228878Honestly, I feel what you are saying about Jade shows a lot about the sort of commonality I've seen with John, Jade, and Jane when it comes to terms with anger, and how it contrasts so hard with her ectobro and ectomom. For John, it typically feels irrational, like his weird hate towards his father at the start and the raging he ends up having towards that shitty movie he watched during his time on the ship. It never really feels justified, aside from getting irritated at davesprite's shit and caliborns bizarre comic.With Jane, it oddly fits with that misconception you mentioned with Jade, as it always feels overtly dramatic. You can say that it's usually justified considering what she goes through, but it always comes as extremely overblown, like with practically everything towards Jake. It doesn't feel like the sort of "calling out" behavior with Jade whenever she she's some dumb bullshit, but just pure "woe is me" energy
>>152228989Exactly. And thankfully it all serendipitous falls within the previews of speculating so the analogy is easier. Jane as a life player is the most motherly and nurturing of all aspects, and her class as maid bolsters this. But her frustration comes from the feeling of her giving and giving but never receiving anything. So it builds until it explodes over in extreme fashion, far more than Jade.John is an heir of breath, not *the* most passive classpect of all time, but it is extremely aloof if that makes sense. Breath is about freedom and whimsy. And Heirs are about being almost guided by your aspect effortlessly. John gives himself entirely to his whims, his dreams, his fantasies. In most cases that makes him an extremely lovable and nice person, who despite the hardships of the world can wear a smile on his face because hes having his own silly fun. But this also means that anything that goes against his own vibes can anger him immensely, almost comically. He hates clowns, simple as, there is no deeper reason, so his passionate anger against it is the result.
>>152228922I want John to develop a ittle. So he should make the first step. But perhaps it can be jade that forces him to. Maybe she shuts down completely because of his unwanted glancing. And she doesn't want to speak to him till he can speak to her directly and not be avoidant. naturally this leads to him asking to seriously peruse activities of intimacy, something Jade could *never* see coming. But inevitably indulges her own desires/curiosity.
>>152228948I do understand it I just disagree. moirails are closer to "best friends" than they are "romantic partners". regardless, no one is obligated to set themselves on fire to keep others warm. if a relationship is toxic (yes this includes if it takes up all your time and stresses you out) you are not at fault for severing ties. especially with how stubborn and superfishal eridan was being. a stubborn stupid pity-party throwing shallow fuckhead who mostly liked the idea of feferi's caste more than actually being with feferishe just finally saw an opportunity to sever ties from a taxing one-sided (it'e clearly implied eridan did not do his half of the work) relationship with entering the mediumI do not blame her one bit
>>152229048I feel a reading like such as this almost makes me recontextualize my feelings a bit on a character like Jake. Because if I can drop the more analytical look, I always appreciated that John/Jade/Jane have those tendencies for frustration, as different as they may be, but found Jake lack of it to be bothersome. He always came off as too nonchalant and jolly (even more than John) to ever let anything bother him. But what if that aspect of him being a page of hope is the reasons for such a lack of anger? Like it's something that really just needs to be built up toward, before he can let out that bottled up anger? Or could his aspect being the inverse of rage play into that (in case you believe in the whole opposite spectrum shit with the aspect wheel)
>>152228970she looks like this and does this 8tw
you guys made me fall deep into the aichat hole
>>152229164Pages are the ultimate potential men. They are beings of infinite possibility within the aspect, but are unable to properly control it. And thus pages of all types are often unseemly to their brothers of the same aspect. Eridan, for all of his flaws, had a genuine belief of doing the right thing. too strong a belief. His privileged upbringing, his extreme power, and his demeanor make him someone who thinks in black and white. Working with bec nior is right, anyone in the way must die. Simple as. This is the way of the hope player, paralleled is rage, who is similarly wrathful. Rage deals in truth and falsehoods, and hope deals in right and wrong. this makes jake, who still has a childish belief in good and bad, and what it means to be an awsome hero, unable to act with the same conviction as a prince of hope like Eridan. Lack of agency is what characterizes him in general, pages are mostly side kicks, tag alongs, they dont lead, they follow, and then suprise and wow with displays of power. Hope is the power of belief, but before a certain threshold thats *all* it is. And it is thus that jake is the way he is.
>>1522292276ood
>>152229227elaborate anon. who are you chatting to right now?
>>152229227>you guys made me fall deep into the licking rotten food scraps hole
>>152229227Don't blame us, niggaYou did that shit to yourself
>>152229251we get it, you hate ai
>>152229305>we get it, you breathe air
>>152229360false analogy.
>>152229379deflection of the point
we needn't get into an ai argument on a homestuck thread. Besides, few minds were changed with such curt responses. not to imply my discussions were more important than anyone elses.
>>152228854Sure haha more interesting definitely
>>152229385well you point was false, simple as that.
I love Skye and I hope she earns the peace that she deserves.
>>152229227aichat hole isn't real anon (unless you tape an onahole to your 'puter)
>>152229305GOOD MORNING SIR
>>152229227>you guys made me eat shitsounds like you didn't need much convincing
>>152229428see >>152229305
>>152229417What if Skye picks up the gun and immediately suicide baits until her brother helps Alan?
>>152229399I don't blame some anons being annoyed about it, because every single time it comes off like twitter troons whining and not even the funny sort of replies like >>152229427
>>152229449is that fucking kris dreemur from fucking deltarune is sky'es brother fmotherucking kris deltatune????
>>152229449I would need a cigarette.
let people have fun
>>152229449>is it tuesday already skye? You were getting better. It used to every other week.
>>152229462No that's John Glass Mind.
>>152229457I strive for neutrality. Mainly because it makes it easier to talk about dumb bullshit no one cares about. I don't want people to call me biased!!!
>>152229419There are genuine schizos out there and some of them post on 4chanWhen these people encounter an LLM they immediately come unglued from reality
>>152229508johnny deltarune from deltarune kris dreedumr??? omg it's him it'ss literally him. all he needs is a cute doe to rape and it'll literally be him please tridesert make this happen it'll be funny
>liu when skye puts the barrel to her temple again
>>152229553i'd just let her to it if i was him t8h
>>152228970miss her
>>152228829what the FUCK is her problem
>>152229600Why?
for the next thread could someone put jade on the image, i think that would be cool :3
>>152229620Dude. A lot.
>>152229449.....stop im trying not to get horny stoooop
OH NO
>>152229620For some women, the woman moment never ends
>>152229621she was chill to talk to, posted content she made herself and would post cute ship art. what more do you need in an anon?I miss eridanial too. he helped cheer me up on a bad day
Liu might just be /ourguy/
>>152229657He*.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJWC21Mpgl4
LiuxCody is endgame.
>>152229661so glad I suggested she examine her posters so we could see that smile
>>152229703thank you for doing that anon.
>>152229641This can't be a photo of the postal dude, he isn't smoking crack and pissing 10 feet in the air (on himself)
>>152229679an/on
>>152229710Why does every single Dave swap make him look like a massive faggot
>>152229725Bro, think about what you just said
>>152229725Gee idk man
>>152229725Dave is a fag. Even if we totally discount any gay ships. He just has that shit in his blood. Its only repressed by years of bro strider training.
>>152229725anon you are asking why the water is wet.
>>152229736I'm not bro>>152229739Looking at smuppet ass is normal>>152229741No he isn't>>152229757And no I'm not
>>152229717is....there something I should know about that game?
>>152228970>>152229187>>152229657I agree. Jadeanon was a really fun person to talk to, I hope they're doing okay. I keep posting the typing gif in hopes to piss off that one sperg that hates fanadventures. This is my favorite thing she made. https://mspfa.com/?s=66776&p=94
>>152229772I could tell you but first I need you to sign my petition
>>152229771>Looking at smuppet ass is normal
>>152229783this is so cool annon, i never checked this out until now. But tell you or whoever is making this that their super inspiring and awsome and stuff. I wanna make something cool like you sometime :)
>>152229783>I keep posting the typing gif in hopes to piss off that one sperg that hates fanadventures.based
>>152229826It's a poster that used to make content here. I don't know them personally or how to contact them, anon. I'm sure she would appreciate reading it.
>>152229790sign my petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog
>>152229868i will make a more concerted effort to send positive vibes through time and space itself
>>152229890Thanks for carrying on her legacy in these shit threads.
I don't think I care for these fan characters.
>>152229901Ill try my best through art and writing. Hopefully i can bring joy to users.
>>152229434was that not obvious?
>>152229915that's ok. to each their own. what would you like to talk about tonight?
>>152229917>I FIGHT FOR THE USERS
>>152230072Currently? My topic is /tg/ related. I'm only lurking in this thread right now.500 for Corn Imp.
>>152229187>>152229657>she>>152229600>her>>152229783>they'reIt's a man and that's a fact. No need to refer him with ambiguous.words.
>>152228829Yes that is definitely the thing that would explain his behavior totes
>>152230078LMAO
>>152230141Mistakes into miracles needs to be a tag
>>152230078I am the guy who traveled all the way to 4chan just to talk about my autistic fan-fictions. Im the guy who practiced drawing for the sole opportunity to get strong enough to make comics for the users of the HSG boards. I am the artist you heard of in legends, pure of heart and awakened by fury. THATS WHAT I AM.I AM THE SUPER STUCKIE,
>>152230156But can you give me super suckie?! Oh!
>>152230104>>>152229187>>>152229657>>she>>>152229600>>her>>>152229783>>they're>It's a man and that's a fact. No need to refer him with ambiguous.words.
>>152230187What is this art of Mobster Kingpin recreating a scene from a pixar movie supposed to convey?
>>152230141pls be just a crackfic
>>152230220Dont know never read problem slueth
>>152230220my assumption is he is calling you some sort of loser for your insistence on the gender of an internet user. Not that i have any stake in the matter.
>>152230304>tranny defender has no tasteI bet you don't even know which pixar movie the character is imitating either.
>>152230141>"DAVE, DAVE, TURN ON THE TV, THEY HIT THE DODECAGON! THEY HIT THE FUCKING DODECAGON, DAVE! TURN ON THE TV, DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL, FUCK!"
>>152230220Shartyfags are fucking retarded
>>152230348>OLTXLW4AAGRGx.jpg (40 KB, 1284x180)"wow holy shit i didnt think this would happen againlike damn i know this shit is like a new earth with some thematic parallels or whatever but isnt this on the nose or something mine as well be done by the black carapaci-">BREAKING NEWS, THE LEADER OF THE ATTACKS ON THE TRIPLET TOWERS AND THE DODECAGON, IRIDESCENT EVIL DESTROYER, HAS CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY ALONG WITH HIS GROUP THE ALKANADA.
Made it, New Thread!!!>>152230635>>152230635>>152230635
another day another /hsg/
>>152229843Agreed. Creativity stiflers who act under guises like "It won't finish anyway!!!" are faggots. It is fair to criticize, always- but to actively attempt to prevent artistic expression is the peak of faggotry.
>>152228387Meenah…
