Betty Crocker editionprevious dream bubble ==> >>152255045read the comic if you haven't already ==> https://homestuck.com/QOTT: uhh.... idk would YOU bow down to our superior alien empress if she took over Earth??
first for 8est spider 8tw
first for spider
>>152270377I BOW BEFORE MY EMPRESSHER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION
>>1522704148ased
>>152270023><>? <3?? does this mean that you're flustered?
>>152270489anon i mean i have no idea what si6nal you're tryin6 to send. pale?? flushed???
>>152270514>arm stick up between them cheeks
I have a better question of the day. Which boy are we fucking out of all the boys in homestuck.between karkat and john its a hard choice. But human preference im afraid.
good morning everyjadeblood
https://x.com/youtooz/status/2015816808331403411what the fuck is this.
>>152270552that's 6ay. anyways it'd have to 8e cronus, aka most sympathetic character in all of homestuck
>>152270552Nah
>>152270575>fantrolls>finn the HUMANi'm 6oin6 insane
>>152270377>would YOU bow down to our superior alien empress if she took over Earth??Yes but only if you're talking about the BETTER fuchsia bitch. I'll be first to join her and help her turn the earth and perhaps the rest of the universe into a soft dom daycare.
>>152270618>Her Imperilous Consternationi kneel
It came to me in a dream.Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzo.But trolls.
>>152270718nothing chan6es. Moxxie and Shitzo are rusties with Millie 8ein6 a 8ronze. And stolas is 8bviously a purple (sins are violets and an6els (and fallen an6els) are fuchsias)
>>152270552Tavros.Always Tavros.
>>152270766based
>>152270797The Vriscock
you know what time it is. Arasol time.
>>152270751If you go looking you'll find guys with giant gyatts in the strangest places
which homestuck character would listen to brazilian phonk? my moneys on jade
>>152270504it's obviously flushed. you're not good at getting hints are you
>>152270818
>>152270575Does that mean the Dave Strider YouTooz figure is selling well?
>>152270837
>>152270826no, not particularly
>>152270870
>>152270895
>>152270908
>>152270923aaand done for now. such a cute pair.a sugarplum of couple in my opinion.
>>152270748Does Millie still have a great ass?
>>152270997well she's a low8lood of course she does
fujoshi trolls? owe me sex. AND she's teal? wow yeah okay. mid8loods owe me sex. from olive to cerulean they all owe me, and specifically me sex. it's the truth
where you sitting at?
>>152271004Gotta give the highbloods some incentive to not cull on sight
>>1522710484 anything else is hell
>>152271048Im sure @Matpat would love to dissect this meme pixel by pixel
>>1522710595 seems fine
>>152271048FOU- >>152271059fuck ok the 5
>>1522710484 easily but also 5 because I like feferi's personality and more jade is never a bad thing
>>152271059>he doesn't want to be between two sexy witch 8a8esfa6. num8er 5 is literally the DREAM. unless feferi is tryna rizz up jade for the cali6inous quadrant like that one time
>>152271048uuhh... roll...?
>>152270377JANE BACKSHOTS!!! CONDY BACKSHOTS!!! FEFERI BACKSHOTS!!! EVERY HEIRESS DESERVES IT
>>152271118guess i sit outside the fucking plane then
>>152271048
>>152271128>no meenah mention
>>152271083>>152271090>>152271093Looks like I blew a gasket. Heh.
>>152271143That's because condy is better in every way anon.
>>152271093sitting on Condesce's lap is 100x better darling.
>>152271143
i wanna 6et close to feferi to make her more casteist so i can 6et her to murder kitkat in cold 8lood just 8ecause it'd 8e funny>>152271154hmmm true......>>152271158she would literally cull me without hesitation>>152271181kek
>>152271197mhm mkay, you're going number 5, but you forgot the little baby john on the floor! just pick him up and become his father darling.
>>152271245i will 8ecome the new Dad E68ert and i'll 8e even 8etter 8ecause i won't let john watch trash movies. only the 8est movies for him
>>152271143Meenah has no back to shot.
It's interesting these past few threads seeing the lack of interest anyone has in prisounebound or space days. Makes me think its a coordinated effort by moonrunes or tridesert on their discord
>>152271428Are you retarded lmfao. PB and SD get mentioned every thread.
>>152271450Calm down desert dont get so angry
>>152271479Desert? Who's Desert? I'm Guy Incognito!
>>152271428>turns out the comic the thread is based around gets more constant discussion than a niche ongoing comic Who would a thunk it. Or would you like the same 12 fanarts every character has to get reposted constantly?
>>152271428i doubt troondesert and chaserunes are coordinating this, i think it's just natural /hsg/tism
>>152271502Not like that doesnt already happen with homestuck proper here already, this thread is just a repository for whatever people find off of mspabooru
>>152271523My point exactly. The archives of pb/sd can not be compared in quantity
I want to thank whoever occasionally brings up beneViolent in these threads. I finally got to reading it and it's really damn good so far(I'm 400 pages in). I'm not even sure which character I like the most, all three are fun in their own ways.
Egomaniacs finally updated again.https://mspfa.com/?s=42884&p=157
>>152271609Hot girl heaven
I want some Oppai Rose.
>>152271609Looks fun, will check out when I have time
>>152271048Can I reroll for three? I kinda want to see if I can freak them out during the flight.
>>152271048wait wait wait as THE most passive class, do you think calliope would resist if you molested her?
>>152271042sauce?
>>152271797noooo fuckin6 idea. hell, i'd like to know too. i 6ot if off of one of these threads
this ima6e. this FUCKIN6 IMA6E. titled "Loneliness" and it has Roxy cryin6 with her arms around two semi-transparent Amporas. What does it MEAN??????
>>152271790Probably not but imo it's not really worth it. The true strength of Muses lies in inspiring others, so fingering her serpentine slit comes at the cost of you getting gangraped by the other passengers.
>>152271854Hope rides ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoNNNNNEEE
How old is renity again? Too lazy to look it up
>>152271861well i think i'd 8e instantly killed 8y all of them at once 8ut some cheru8ussy is pro8a8ly worth it>>15227189215 iirc
>>15227189214
>>152271854My guess: these two would've been perfect for Roxy and they'd hang out with her like this, but they're fucking DEAD(ghost eyes + semi-transparent) so she'll never get to meet her star-crossed lovers and this cute scene will never happen which is why she's crying and shit.
>>152271797>>152271809@_trollcallshe is porn artist of the slightly gross variety but its fun anyhow
>>152271950oh. i 6uess that makes a LOOOT more sense. i thou6ht she was just so mind8roken or somethin6 that she was hallucinatin6 or somethin6>>152271964>she is porn artist of the slightly gross varietyanon please i can't 6et more erect, my 8ody can't HANDLE it
>>152271790With shouty mcnubs right there to make a scene on her behalf?
Every (strong) man dreams of building a better future for Nepeta
why is the Homestuck fandom so horny I swear there isn't anything else out there with so much sexually charged energy
>>152272075Even a Big Nepeta?
>>152271059>sitting next to a hipster (dave)>not hellNah
>>152272397>hipsterThat's roxy and amporas, dave is just a little wiggerling
>Blood playerOH BROTHER, THIS GIRL STINKS
>>152272523Lily?!
>>152272523that's a child
Would tho
>>152272332>ppl who rly like the deep shitalright im not engaging in bait today, not reading allat
>>152272540They are +21 and Jewish sadly
>>152272523>>152272541id said her to get on the bed but shes down already
>>152272558even worse!
>Best Beforus Karezi art comes from a fucking DaveKat NTR AU by a GamKar aritst>There's another GamKar artist that also draws some really good Karezi art (including one of Sootnose and Imposter)I kneel and pledge allegiance to GamKar.
>>152272523ok i'm scared who is this person? also where do i get this hoodie? looks sick!!>>152272558oh well glad to know. she looks cool would be a really nice cosplay of lily.
here ya gohttps://x.com/victoryshowers
>>152271861True strength in Muses lies in them just transcending and becoming their aspect to the point where they have no will of their own. Like a mix of an Heir and Maid turned to the extreme, they pretty much do not exist outside of being their aspect.
A countdown has appeared in something releasing in 22 days. Seed flap is an Alternian term for orifice, like vagina.https://homestuck.com/seedflap
>>152272738theyre finally revealing what troll pussy looks like LETS GO
>>152272293All nepetas have an important role to play in a more kitty cat-friendly future
>>152272738Reminder that female trolls have vaginas and male trolls have penises. The tentacle shit is only enjoyed by deranged mentally ill faggots.
>>152272738>inspect element>seedflap@hiveswap.comFigures it'd be something hiveswap-related. The page's title is interesting though>THE CODE IS ROTTING... YOU ARE NOT FREE...... FORTY NIGHTS OF RESISTANCE.........
roxyand roxy's boyfriendand roxy's other boyfriendand roxy's girlfriend (:B)and roxy's mother/daughter girlfriendand roxy's ecto-son boyfriendand roxy's other other boyfriend (:B)and roxy's doggirlfriendand roxy's wizard fish boyfriendand roxy's greaser fish boyfriendand roxy's cherub girlfriendand roxy's other cherub girlfriend (male)and roxy's roxyfriend (selfcest)
dirk and his three girlfriends
>>152272821I prefer the third option: fans coming up with their own hilarious ideas instead of lamely following the tentabulge fanon
>>152272880Too straight who is this dave strider
>>152272821wron6 and ur 6ay. what's the point of havin6 an alien species if they're just "humans 8ut 6rey"
gamzee, his kismesis, and his auspictice. as god intended
karkat and his three matesprits
>>152272992Yeah
>>152272968who gets to bottom most of the time tho? equius?
>>152272880anon belives in transwoman jake... wow.
6irls like this owe me sex and/or deserve death. >>152273039the hi6h8lood is always on top dummy. equius will make sure of this
Homestuck fandom is not yet ready for my revolutionary idea of troll females having retractable ovipositors.
>>152273046crazy how anyone else would make a better transwoman than john
>>152273024I need to fuck a hyper active girl with so many quirks and hobbies, please god, I'm a decent man, I just need a valid autist with a killer bod in my life, the type I would put a ring on her finger.
my retard wife....>>152273072nuh uh uh ni66a run that 8ack. i think we're ready>>152273078this. this would fix me
>>152272827Someone received a message back with that email address.
so i made this thing in 50 minutes using clip studio paint, where you sitting at?
>>1522731372
>>1522731374 if I just want to get through my flight2 if I wanna gossip
let's hope i 6et a response lol>>1522731374 and i molest her
We got a new character with this Hiveswap countdown/email. A bronzeblood girl with a rat lusus who pisses in jars and is the one maintaing the Homestuck website.
>>152273074doesnt jake just straight up go "I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAN!!!!!" to crocktier jane once
WOAW KEKAT LOOKS LIKE THIS!?!?!!?!? would 8tw
>>1522731374 and i trick her into molesting me
>>152273137Who the fuck is going to pick #3?
>>152273203Fake ass femkat
>>152273226Me, I can't do better than Cronus
>>152273241femkat has fatass short bitch energy and i'm tired of pretending she doesn'ton a related note is this femhoruss or is this just fat horuss i can't tell
>>152273203
what about a autist girlboy that looks like aradia then?or you just want tsudere femkat?
cuntboy karkat
>>152273267>femkat has fatass short bitch energyLol Lmao Rofl even kek if you will
If we do get Gachastuck, would you spend all your money for your waifu/husbando?
>>152273137Can I take 1 and then swap places with younger dirk so I can jointly molest him with his beta timeline self?
The Raped and his rustblood rapists>>152273294essentially. all male character 8ecome instantly hotter when they're female. makin6 a female character male just makes them more interestin6, 8ut less hotter>>1522733016ay
>>152273325no way.
>>152273160you fell for the bait, honeybun. i knew you would pick 4. as result you will explode.
>>152273355Equius irl
>>152273355so most people here just wants to fuck stuff that resembles females. okay i get it.
>>152273385If we wanted to fuck things that resembled men that would be gay
>>152273399depends if you are the guy or the girl but yeah.
Beating her up with the yaoi paddle she owns
>>152272523what you got against blood playersnot that i am one, im breath
>>152273325Gachastuck is inherently a flawed idea because baiting mentally ill whales into spending gorillions of bucks just to get a specific jpg with voice lines requires attractive and aesthetically pleasing designs which is generally an anathema to most official HS artists.
>>152273367damn.... 8(now i 6otta unsplode>>152273385anon if a rock had a hole and some SLUTTY eyelashes i would fuck it>>152273399this + du8s of truth>>1522734198uilt for 88HC (8i6 8lack Human Cock)
>>152273433They are boring B O R I N G. At the very least they aren't cucked mind players
>>152273487whatcha think of awsome breath players whats the aspect tier list
>>152273469>8uilt for 88HC these women don't exist little chum. also say BWHC for diversity sake...
>>152273515aspect-tier list:S-Tier>Void>Li6htA-Tier>Life>Heart>8reathB-Tier>TimeC-Tier>Doom>SpaceD-Tier>Mind>Hope>Ra6eF-Tier>8lood (full of fa66ots)
>>152273600>C: SpaceYour ass doesn't know how to play the god damned game
>>152273622just 8ecause they're essential doesn't mean they're 6ood. 3/4s of the Space players we know are all 8ORIN6.
>>152271854roxy is a self insert for the female girl artist who is in love with these highblood assholes but aware that they are not real and deeply saddened by it, so she copes by drinking, much like roxy.
>>152273160what the fuck it doesnt work anymore
>>152273766too many ni66as thirstin6 for chixie i 6uess
>>152273766It's SEEDflap not Sendflap you dingus
still no response from the email. may8e i came on a little too stron6?
>>152273028why is everyone realistic except nepeta
Just finished signposting an old thread. Fuck that took awhile
fuck yeah i got an answer from seed flap
>>152270377here' s an equius and nepetafor some reason this game doesn't have socks that are one changeable color
>>152273859just finished what??
>>152273865This will be Minecraft graphics in 2013
I have a plan.A dark plan.An evil dark plan, involving Vriska, time travel, life powers, and a Kohls card.
>>152273915mindcrap will be dead by then rofl
>>152273932Elaborate.
Maybe I should throw away my hs merch and grow up
>>152273600nah man life and heart players are unreliable bums or straight evillike life can be b tier and heart can be c tierlowkey doom players deserve b tier, and i would bump time to A. you gotta be honest they get shit done
>>152273966if you're on /co/ it's too late for you in the first place
>>152273966Letting go of your interests isn't growing up
>>152271964>go on ver profile excepting hot girlfailure troll porn>greeted with on model art of slick spades cumming from diamond droog's diamond dick
>>152273985Maybe, I stopped using co back in 2021 but only came back last month because hsg was unbanned
>>152274004so even more based.also hot isnt the word i would describe it as, even tho i like the character i like it cause its sorta nasty
>>152274004she's a method actor LARPIN6 as her fujo trollsona
>>152273966>I'm so happy I threw out all the merch of that thing I've once enjoyed and have fond memories ofNotice how nobody ever says this
>>152274004>scroll down and see art of rose with a faygo bottle up the assi take the cali stare back, she's great
>>152273966don't be stupid, sell it on ebay for the best price for both parties so you get some bucks back dawg.
>>152274084never doubt my tastes in porn artists again mwehehehe
>>152271964>artist on HS:BCdo they fucking hire anyone holy shit
i forgot hussie had a brother
>>152274004You deserve it.Calibornfags love to gloat on how they are true Homestuck fans, but all of you refuse to acknowledge the carapacians as characters beyond a surface level "carapacians based" quote, any admiration you have for them are purely superficial. You still only care about the trolls and cooming, you are no better than the average homestuck fan deep down.You got what you fucking deserve
really found of equius's sprites in pesterquest.
>>152274158>BYRON ISN'T DEADNo shit, he's just somewhere in the dark world
>>152273946My friend and I along with two more have agreed on a group RP.Staring a Vriska.
>>152274178It’s important to see the conflict within the soul of a responsible muscle man
>>152274131is she hot irl tho?
>>152274004>surprised when the freak is freaky in a way he doesn't jive with
>>152274227who cares, not me, even if she was does that improve art quality? i dont think so.
i like that she draws her trollsona doing bdsm stuff with the beta and alpha players. needs to have guts to do it. i would never while working on anything just post it on an open twitter of all places.>she also says slop and kekuh she totally lurks here or just like to use 4chan slangs.
>>152274269Slop is very common on twatter
>>152274269half her posts are /aco/ request deliveries you fucking idiot
>>152274274yeah i think so
>>152274269>uh she totally lurks here or just like to use 4chan slangs.But is she even capable to say nigger? Browsing 4chan alone is hardly considered an impressive feat these days.
>>152274282:[ i just noticed it now sorry, stop being mean to me....
only valid ship 8tw>>152274251I care anon. it would make her more fucka8le. the only thin6 hotter than an u6ly fujo is a hot fujo
i think i will draw girl liu so i will be less sad.
i ship it. HEAVILY. this should've 8een canon. no question
>>152274382Nightmare scenario.
>>152274398The woman who did nothing wrong.
>>152273966maybe you should shut the hell up
>>152274446this. in fact, she did evrything right. those trolliggers deserved it>>152274458don't be mean to him anon he's clearly having a midlife crisis, no need to make him feel worse
>>152271964I need her expeditiously
karkat = troll johnterezi = troll rosesollux = troll davefeferi = troll jadethat is all
>>152274493 (me)>unkempt bush and pitsJACKPOT
Vriska hypnotizing every Homestuck into falling asleep all over each other so I don’t have to listen to them any more.
>>152274155>obvious joke>falls for itlol
everyone who thinks meenah is a pedo/groomer is a retard
>>152274555who the hell would ever lie on the internet?
>>152274532this is homosexual behavior. HIGHBLOOD BLAST
>>152274158Hussie obsessor here. Byron and Andrew are most likely no longer close and have probably not been for years. You can see him start to disconnect during the Team Special Olympics days, but I find it even more interesting that he went way out of his way to tell Andrew how much he disliked the movie Scarface when he saw it for the first time back around 2006, especially now that Andrew is affecting a Scarface/Art The Clown look with his gaywife.
>>152274561You call her a groomer cause you want to put her downI call her a groomer because i think meenah x karkat is based as fuck We are not the same
>>152271964>the slightly gross varietySo she draws farts?
>>152274588That's not slightly that's massively gross
when i'm in a groomer competition and picrel shows up (there's no way i can beat her):
>>152274588more like unwashed pussy girl faliure who pees in bottles/
>>152274594The thing is, not only are there plenty of gross things (like buttugs) that allos find hot, farts aren’t even the second-grossest thing people who like farts are into. At least a fartfag will actually acknowledge that they’re disgusting; that’s part of the reason they like them.
>>152274614*buttplugsthe fuck
>>152274588scat is unironically less 6ross that farts>>152274599hot
>>152274518>terezi = troll rose>sollux = troll dave?
Hiveswap tied to Epilogues or something to do with it since the re-release will happen on Feb 17/18.
>>152274661i am right in everything i say, i know
>>152274614>allosallows?
>>152274706i thought it meant, like, allosexual (aka the opposite of asexuality (being attracted to people))
>8 human kids>12 alternian trolls>1 cherub bitch>if you wanted to pair up everyone in a hypothetical perfect ending, one person would be forever aloneMY COMPLETIONIST TISM CAN'T STAND THISWHO'S THE 22ND CHARACTER? AN ORANGE FEATHERY ASSHOLE? A PAIR OF ANIME SUNGLASSES? ANSWER ME
>>152274328Liu is love. Liu is life.
>>152274725Sexy carapacian
>>152274725calliope is for incestuous snake sex with LE obviously
>>152274725PM
So looks like the lead dev of Hiveswap is taking a trip to Japan. I wonder where they got that funds. Patreon? Homestuck merch? Dave Strider YouTooz sales? Can't be worse than Hussie spending 10k on an office in NYC.
>>152274725Why is caliborn not included in the lineup to begin with?
>>152274764He probably has a part time job
>>152274652you need to stop having opinions
>>152274666>the re-release will happen on Feb 17/18.https://homestuck.com/epilogues/viewlog?
>>152274720what the fuck are you saying>the opposite of asexualityyou mean being normal?
>>152274780why would i stop havin6 opinions when i'm o8jectively ri6ht and correct? that's like tellin6 a professional 6uitar player to stop playin6 6uitar 8ecause he's TOO 6ood
I love this slut
>>152274802Here's your (you)
>>152274799essentially. if theere's a term for an abnormality, there also has to be a term for the norm; for the conformality
>>152274755This claim has been debunked by independent fact checkers who instead confirm Calliope is for vacillating redrom/blackrom cosplay sex with Karkat caused by them having an intense argument over the nature of romance.
>>152274829listen anon cherubs are literally BUILT to seek mates that's EXACTLY like their sibling. The only thing stopping the average cherub from incest is that they share the same body, WHICH IS WHY Calliope and Caliborn should fuck. Plus, Caliborn already wants to "mate (his sister)" so it only makes sense she'd want the same. It's simple Cherub psychology
if she was a human would her sign be two humans fucking on a pole?
>>152274888holy tripsanyways yes, it would. calliope is a fuckin6 FREAK like that
>>152274770How do you imagine the "and all heros survived, got the Ultimate Reward, got into a sparkling new universe and lived happily ever after" ending involving Caliborn?
>>152274911Scratch is the real culprit and Caliborn was merely manipulated. Scratch is the dominant mind on his English form.
>>152274880>cherubs are literally BUILT to seek mates that's EXACTLY like their sibling.So in case of Calliope it would be a guy with anger issues who types in ALL CAPS and has candy red blood? Damn, if only there was a troll who fits that description.
>>152274911>>152274929Also this >>152274742Not even tumblr at it's prime refused to acknowledge the carapacians as characters on this level, i though this was supposed to be the """based""" hs fandom
>>152274929i mean i guess but calliborn is still evil
>>152274954Calm down anon, we already know Jack has Snowman or PM for blackrom and Ms. Paint for redrom(while Hussie watches the latter getting plapped from his cuck chair)
>>152273966I sold all my childhood games and consoles and comics because we needed money, and I thought it was the right thing to do.I miss my Saturn. I miss my Gameboy. I miss my fucking PS1.
>>152274929>Caliborn dindu nuffin he's not ontologically primed for destruction like all red cherubsNigga you can't be serious
Man this homestuck mod is really fun, recommended if you have balatro
>>152274577what's that about scarface?
>>152270377
>>152270377CONDY LOVES YOU
>>152275135im not entirely sure that their destructive tendencies dooms them to being evilcaliborn is mostly evil cause of his need for control more than his need for destruction. He wants so badly to be the main character of a story, but his nature means he has to settle for being the main villain.alt calliope doesn't seem like a particularly pleasant person, shes not evil but she sort of has a bit of caliborn'ness within her. wouldn't you say.
I dont use TwitterWhy is there more homestuck hentai there than there should be on e621?
>>152271428Silence, shitstirer.
>>152275181she doesnt like jojo guys
>>152275135Anon asked an hypothetical scenario.I gave him an hypothetical scenario.He never specified if a character should/shouldn't have minor alterations to their personality.
>>152271964I like to believe the HS:BC thing is true because it's nice to have based people working on it rather than the people who despised HS and it's fans that worked on the Epilogues and HS^2.
>>152270455JESUS CHIRAT ANAON
>>152271048I will sit next to dirkI will befriend dirkby the end of the flight I will hug dirk
>>152273966
>>152275314Let's kill da hoe
>>152275297wild minmo spotted
>>152272523need a sweater but with my aspect
>>152275138Record a playthrough.
>>152275400Man I'm still in the same run, I have handsize four times the size of my deck, I'm farming tags through eridan's dancestor, half my time is spent watching the score animation, the other half is watching the deck draw and reshuffle itself every time a pack is opened, in the time it took me to write this post it wasnt even half way through scoring. I'm not recording 4 hours of me playing balatro.
>>152275373more like
>>152275464>half my time is spent watching the score animation, the other half is watching the deck draw and reshuffle itself every time a pack is opened, in the time it took me to write this post it wasnt even half way through scoring.Ooooh yeah baby. That's the shit that lights my dopamine receptors up like the 4th of July. Fuck now I have to start up Balatro.
>>152270455By yaoi hands
>>152275549Balatrostuck isn't incredibly broken at first sight, but aspects and zodiac cards add an additional dimension to the gameplay, and some of them are really strong if you manage to sack them a few times. If you have enough knowledge about the game, you can exploit the new mechanics in absurd ways to farm a lot of whatever you want. This also means your average run lenght will likely double in time.
>>152275383what happend to her creator anyway
>>152275273Keep misreading condy as cody cause I got that rot. Like man thats a few too hundred pounds of um charming personality for me to handle
>>152271428We discuss updatesI can only imagine the shenanigans on their discord server that I'm too cool to join
I want to draw Jane. In something TIGHT.What's tight?
>>152275639harrased and lived on with her life last i remember she had a kid and plans on continuing her comic some day
>>152275669The anglerfish costume from Girls Und Panzer?
>>152275669Leggings? Like, gymwear? Fatty getting some exercise?
>>152275400Here anon, I recorded what happened after stacking for too long on my run. Scoring crash just for (You), I'm finally free.https://files.catbox.moe/uzdbwg.mp4
>>152275669Slingkini.
>>152275703>play 1 (one) card>entire game crashesholy fuck lmao
>>152275135Caliborn is just a dangerous retard that could be handled if you tard wrangle him correctly.
Cryptic Hardlocked update!https://mspfa.com/?s=64653&p=136
>>152274328did it
>>152275868who is this "Liu" persona i keep hearin6 a8out? what does he do
>>152275868>little brother skylarOh dear. Diabolical thoughts are occurring
>>152275706I'm not doing a Slingkini, it's not gonna happen.>>152275675Hmmm. Maybe.>>152275674What's that?
>>152275899Liu doesn't have sexual attraction for Skye as far I know, he is not made for it I believe.>>152275889Character from the VN Game "Glass Mind" that its first chapter is free to play on itch .io. Look out there is some off moments jumpscares! I mostly just think Liu is super cute.
To be completely honest /hsg/ i was incredibly lazy today. i wrote some dialog but i haven't drawn anything at all. i think i can change that in a sec, but it wont be much. this is clearly a slow process. writing prospitcest dialog is fun because john and jade are both idiots and pretty smart at the same time. and making them talk and be dorks is fun.
>>152275669That Blue Swinsuits please
>>152275868i like your artstyle, you got a twitter?
>>152275931that's fair. i 6uess today's just that kinda day. i'm feelin6 lazy as fuck too
>>152275669one piece swimsuit
>>152275990nope, i have a tumblr and some sideblogs instead>c4nt-st0p-me-n0w>apple-juice-0123>apple-cider32^-^ i draw in odd inconsistent moments and mostly loose specifique stuff.still didnt drew much of somestuck as i wish i could. its a messy story.
>POV: You are a human male and you've won.
>>152275930what is VN?
>>152276087>not ardatanot a win
>>152276086NO DMARKO DONT LET HIM SMOKE THAT GOOD KUSH!LITTLE FELLOW'S GONNA GREEN OUT!
>>152276107visual novel
>>152276107Visual Novel! Its a genre of game where you read a lot of dialogue texts, sometimes read out by Voice Actors, and you have to make choices and click on them. Based in the choices you make, you can have several diferent ends and routes.here is a website of database of visual novel games: https://vndb.org/
>>152276130don't worry, Dmarko will land him the weakest alien sativa so he has a good first experience.
>>152275802Epic
>>152276086I love your work :)
>>152276087Do you celebrate scat Christmas with her? No hazmat suit or Febreeze?
all you artists are fucking entitledgonna get my computer to draw for me fuck you guys
>>152276489Mm yummy yum yum grubslop. Eat up oinkbeast.
I'm a level 5 agenda poster, I'll slander anything that casts a shadow
Okay fineI guess I am terezi codedThese things are a miracle in a can
>>152276381Thank you ^-^
>>152276560FuckMy blind ass saved the wrong pic
>>152276554I want to hug both Colsla and Lily. I think they are cute.
>>152276554lily solos PB and SD
>>152276087>purple grubnot in my fucking hive
>>152276683don't be such a chud anon.#PLM #no seriously anon that's really rude #HBLM (Highblood Lives Matter)
>>152276554Your name is LILY LAKELYN, isn't it? I head you're pretty strong!
>>152275931Hey Prospitcest anon, I have to recommend you read the fic stitching up the circuitboards on Ao3. It's actually pretty old, but it's the best fic I've ever read from Jade's perspective and really digs down into what it would have been like to live in total isolation on her island for so long, I definitely think you should check it out.
This is gonna sound weird but a new headcannon came to me.Jane sounds like Cathy from that old cartoon.
>>152271872Why didnt thomas light just make a robo aradia was he stupid? (The stand could probably be put into homestuck act 5 and it would fit cause everyones a depressed teen there)
>>152271872
>>152276771ohhh this looks gooddave/jade is a big rip but us prospitcest heads must be strong in the face of our drought
>>152276771i had trouble finding this one so i will link the fic id here works/174140
>>152276554>JOBsla
where doing this manWHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
>>152273137Chill out with the homeboy Dirk... Chill out with the homegirl Terezi... Get some with Meenah... or kill Aranea...All really tough choices, can't lie.
>>152277328How big are John's balls and how loud is the sound they make when they smack into Jade's ass?
>>152277535>HAMMER ATTACK
>>152277535small and quietthey will have very panty sex where they try to be quiet cause their embarrassed until they realize they can get as loud and as freaky as they want in year 2.
>>152277535They don't call him Egbert for nothing.
i promise you that my egbert porn will have a proportional and modest penis size. theres barely any non gay john egbert shota, i cannot sully it with penises to large.
>>152277621A true gentleman makes variants.
>>152277668your right but also im not actually a good artist so that is harder logistically than you think.
>>152277621you know what. nice. I'm not fond of big penises as well so. I agree.
>>152277621But what if, it big?
HYPNOSIS IS HOT
>>152277714I must...retain, my fujo pride! Cannot let...the alt thoughts....poison me
>>152277780Ya know, Jade could make John's cock as big or as little as she liked. Just a thought.
>>152277843i was gonna make a comment where i said>jade would make it big for one panel and then say "no way!" the nextbut i dont wanna shit entirely all over big dick enjoyersjust a little bit also saying as little makes me think of that extremely fucked up fanfic i read. "everything you never wanted"SEVERE CONTENT WARNING ON THAT ONE. Dont say i didnt warn you
>>152277388some freemason shit
>>152277796Orbital bombardment
>>152278023what
>>152277796she does this 8tw it's true i've seen it hapen
I'm sorry but Homestuck should've been all women except karkat.
>>152278175I would have accepted your proposal, HOWEVER you did not use an image of Bart pissing on the sburb logo
Headcanoning Ellen Z as a irl Lily reference
Vriska? did nothing wrong
>>152278286this 8ut aranea instead
>>152278275I haven't given this much thoughtLily's probably as white as it gets
What if space days had a hollywood cast? Imma make one for fun
>>152278393I'm raising an eyebrow at your search history, which now includes "child actors"
>>152278409Nah it'll be actors in their 20s playing them
what do you call a fat li6ht player? a li6htwei6ht
It was a lazy day but a good day. I drew a single panelI realize that my compositional skills don't exist, so to ensure that my comic isn't just a series of images of John on the left and Jade on the right I am learning some simple composition to spice things up for upcoming panels. I also wrote a significant portion of dialog for them. Which is super fun. So overall things aren't going terribly. Goodnight /HSG/ until next time.
>>1522785266oodni6ht anon
>>152278526*grab2 diick2*
>>152278599mid as fuck 6ive me a sec
>>152278599HAHAHAHAHAH
>>152278613>>152278617Rude!
>>152278627>>152278599sorry anon i didn't mean it like thatanyways here the 8etter, more fittin6 cast
>>152278655>No Chris Pratt>No Ryan GoslingL
>>152278669look i just picked the 8est actor for each role. all chris pratt can do is look pretty and 6o "mama mia!" and "waHOOOOOO" like mario. And Ryan 6oslin6 is too 8usy 8ein6 literally me to 8e in Prisoune8ound (I can't self-insert as any of them)
anyone else wanna hatefuck vriska really hard until she cums then you keep going cus shes such a bratty girl
>>152278730Shut up Hussie
>>152278730no 8ut i do wanna FLARP with her 8ut 8e inexplica8ly 8etter than her and it hurts her pride and e6o so much that she has a 6ru8ish tantrum
>>152278730I want to force-fem Vriska.
>>152278655Finally a good casting
>Casting space days like it's breakfast club but a lot gayerI can see the vision
>>152278750based beyond belief
>>152278750i want vriska to forcefem anon
mi6ht just 8e the sleep deprivation 8ut this is funny as shitanyways, today is fuckin6... day 103 of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. thank FUCK i found this stupid meme in my files 8ecause i did not know what to draw today
>>152278957for6ot his fins lol
>>152279085based based based based based basedBASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWBWROaz5Vs
>>152276554I love this meme so much it's unreal
>>152274888anon with the REAL questions
>>152274732did the comic say his name? I don't recall
>>152278739Hussie unironically would not say this.
>>152279478It's in his dialogue box.
>>152279623Needs a waow
>>152279664true
>>152279026inflationfag here. this is pretty funny.
what genre of music is homestuck's ost?
>>152279771techno jungle
Strider heart to heartDon't treat me like a fool
>>152279771i dont think you can simply categorize it into one genre when youve got so many artists making music of all kinds of genres on it, e.g "Darling Kanaya", "White Host Green Room", "Spider8reath", "Lotus", "Horschestra", "Fuchsia Ruler", "Crystalanthemums", "Song of Skaia" are all vastly different from one another and you wouldnt be able to fit them all into the same genre
>>152272909The point is to have grey humans.Simple as.Plus even with tentacle dicks, they'd just be grey humans with tentacle dicks. Like it or not they were humaliens from their inception.
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>>152279085its sad hs fans dont draw terezi this pretty
>>152279993im working on it, give me a couple years
>>152279771Anime/video game music
>>152272523Get this girl in a lily cosplay NOW
I literally was at the convention this photo was taken at and I didn't see him. There were two hypnokink panels and I didn't see him. Why?
>>152279887You should prevent the posting of pictures to stop that guy from posting gore.
>>152279747thanks anon, i a6ree 8)>>152279837well that's just uncreative. trolls were 8asically made as a joke, so yeah, they're pretty much just 6rey humans, 8ut speculative anatomy is FUN. it doesn't have to 8e tenta8ul6es, 8ut it should 8e somethin6 non-human at least. may8e even retracta8le ovipositors like the fuckin6 8U6S they are
>>152276885He couldn't make a time machine small enough to be built into a vaguely human sized robot.
the way catnapped integrated into the main bc plot is so fucking stupid.>"hey btw meatjane is no longer a pesky fascist. this will come completely out of nowhere unless you read a shitty bonus comic thats only vaguely referenced in one chapter of the vrisual novel and then shittily linked after jane has her hecking wholesome wlw yuri scene with jasprose that only exists for the tumblrites to point at"
>>152280561Spicy
>>152270377Homosuck is highly satanic because it has trolls aka DEMONS
>>152280408hello. made your bed yet?
Alan?
>>152280573>BC>being stupidnot very surprisin6 anon, you should have lowered your expectations a loooong time ago>>152280582the most demonic thin6 a8out it is that one 6uy>>152280583no not yet 8/
>>152280582Not all the angel killing? Still wonder how in the fuck Skaia thought that was a good idea in what fucking timeline did that ever work.
>>152280592you have do to it now then darling.
>>152280582I mean, Horrorterrors were supposedly the ones who made the trolls. Of course the Eldritch horror creatures would make demons.
>>152280576
>>152280605woe is me! i should 8e a8le to lie down and sleep for several years at a time 8ut SOCIETY forces my hand... alas, such is the pli6ht of a 8ard of Voidanyways, i did iton an unrelated note, what's your classpect anon 83
>>152280634unironically i like this dynamic more. not even in a sexual way, 8ut a STRON6 woman with an6er issues protectin6 a small furry twink who also 6rounds, calms, and understands her is just a8solute peak
>>152280644Man of culture
>>152280644araneon, glad you're here. this is inflationfag. i want to draw like you but i am not skilled enough. where should i start?
>>152280628heir of time, but i kind of skimmed thru some questions last time so ill do it again.anyways it seems that you seek validation in order to do things
i like making ocs and especially classpecting them, firstly i start off by making my own assumtion, then i do the extended zodiac test. results are always different. to current girl ig breath fits. qrd on her:>dorky gremlin>engineering tism>smarty pants (very big pants)>trolldier main>junkrat type, loves building stuff and scavenging junkyards for parts>she wants to be HERO, fails all the time >first guy she ever actually dates (protag oc) ended up mindbroken and turned into her living weapon to KILL EVERYONE WHO WRONGED HER>after that she almost got jailed, but instaed got restriction order to stay away from said guy, tho she still breaks it>dgaf about that restriction order so much she gives a birth from said guy
>>152280672>>>>>>draw like you8ruhhhhhhokay, let me lay it down for you. 100 days a6o, picrel was the hei6ht of my artistic skill. all i did was practice, try to draw a human fi6ure (not well), trace in the 8e6innin6, and use lots of references for... well 8asically everythin6, until i was 6ood enou6h to do it from memory. you can see my pro6ression on the archives if you just search "aranea day" since i usually format my drawin6 posts with those two words.what i mean to say is: practice as much as you can even when you don't want to, use references, and when you feel like it, try to draw what you want (persuma8ly inflation) until you're 6ood at it.>>152280676>anyways it seems that you seek validation in order to do thingsthat does make sense. anyways when you do the test a6ain tell us, or specifically me, either one is fine, your new classpect.
>>152280695id said shes kinda thief-of-breath-y
>>152280702ain't no fucking way boy
>>152280732wow a 8ard of Void and 8ard of Space. that's funny. it even ali6ns, since you 6ot a Time classpect last time, and a destruction of Space (psuedo-Time) classpect this time, much like how i 6ot Li6ht aspects sometimes lol, and 8ard of Void is Li6ht-adjacent (i mean just look at how i act lol)so yeah cool we share a class
>>152280644>>152280634>TwinkAwww look who can't say SHOTA
>>152280786that's not a shota dummy. that is a short man. shota would have to 8e cuter than that
>>152280582This is like Prisounebounds whole deal
>>152280584SAUCE???
Imposter and Sootnose's story should've been about them being on the run together because they both fucked up and lied, which is what caused the explosion.
>>152280743i guess we're meant to be together.
>>152280695She sounds more like a Time player.
I just realized Grub Scars are basically Post-Top Surgery scars
>>152273137Forth seat so Aranea can give a sneaky handjob
>>152280871i was 6onna say "she would NOT do that" 8ut actually i'm not even sure. i 6uess it depends on if you're a Pa6e or not>>152280827i suppose so... <3
>>152280858Explains why I want to cum on them.
hey so why was jade's dreamself so different from her normal self? why was no one else's dreamself like that?
I want tall strong wealthy stem homestuck girlfriend noooooooooooooooow!!
>>152280856time player sounds good, id liked to get more elaborate answer on that
>>152280909you will get a fat tumblr cosplayer girl instead and you will like it
>>152280895she was? i don't remember the reason of it being like that but i assume Jade Dreaself had way more time and space to explore and because of Jade nature of isolation and memory blanks. When someone like her does the stuff she did I think its only reasonable she has a lot of personality split between her other selfs.
>>152280879She would give you sloppy tippy with hella lipstick smears if it meant she could extract your latent potential or something bro. Areana is primed for shotacon manga scenarios.
>>152280891you're a chaser
>>152280944She wasn't that different. She was just extremely extremely upset. Jade gets the same way when she is upset. There's more similarities to someone like jade when she's grimbark and jadespriteJade is a naturally volatile person I think
>>152280929i will like it indeed. Gonna force that girl to go on diet and make her sweat, workout, do her fit lunchboxes. fuck her hard in the bed. until she is a reasonable amount of weight. This is called smart investment my guy. trust the process.
>>152280895She was capable of lucid dreaming at a young age allowing her to live another life as her dreamself, though in smaller chunks than her awake self and barely remembered.
>>152280944yeah 8ut... aren't they the same person? like all the dreamselves are just "that person 8ut in another 8ody". like dirk for example>>152280953oh yeah i 6uess that makes a lot of sense>>152280945well yeah o8viously, 8ut if it was just a random person who sat next to her. if she didn't know they had latent potential, would she still 6ive them the sloppiest, nastiest, wettest, mind8endin6est sloppy serketoppy known to 8oth troll and mankind?
>>152280913One of Time's associations is with engineering and all that. Especially being scrappy, preserving seemingly useless junk and being able to use it to make something great.
>>152280895she slept on prospit a lot, and prospit is shown to be pretty wonderful and whimsical. her dreamself didnt have to deal with the same reality that real jade had to wake up to every day.dave and rose slept on derse, which wasnt nearly as pleasant, so it didnt soften them the same way. and john didnt start waking up on prospit until much later, so we never really get a clear comparison between his dreamself and his real self.i havent reread homestuck in a while, so i could be off. but yeah. just my guess
>>152280971they are the same person but going throught diferent paths because Jade dreamself woke up way earlier than the others and passed from diferent situations. She just copes in an amount of earth Jade would if she was pissed enough.
>>152281004Jade is definently the kind of person to get so mad she starts yelling and crying at the same timeI don't wanna say having a temper tantrum but I kinda like that visual. Imagine johns little tantrums but even worse lol. That would be a fun link to establish between them in their similarly volatile emotions. Seems all the harlenglishcrockerberts are a little volatile.
>>152280971It depends how down bad she is at the moment. I don't doubt she would give someone random insanely good head or some sorta sneaky hj for the funsies
>>152281050slutty spider... needs a STRON6 and SEXY 8lack man to correct her 8ehavior...
>>152281060>Strong sexy black man I'm not racist but Areana and Meenah are way to groomer pilled. They want boys
>>152280946YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM YOU HOMOSEXUAL
Grubscars?
>>152278248cute
>>152281129you know what that means. fish!
>>152281159Are grub scars in anyway cannon. I see them drawn a lot. Where did this even come from? I think they look a little neat desu
>>152281196IDK. I wasn't too deep into this shit years ago when they came up, I simply like scars of all kinds.
>>152281088i can fix her
>>152281207I can tell. People go insane for this white girl with sh scarsI don't really get it. Maybe I'm to soft.
>>152281218no i don't 6et it either personally. my tastes are just too unique i 6uess
>>152281088Aranea wants MEN who are really good at listening and nodding while mentally projecting somewhere else
>>152281196Nah they aren't canon but they're so prevalent in the fandom I don't doubt they'll be in the show.
>>152281211>>152281230I can't let you get in the way of my shotagenda. Not before I draw Areana sucking off KARKAT!! or Jake Or whichever idk
>>152281244to counter that, today i'm drawin6 aranea LUSTIN6 over the 8URLIEST, SEXIEST, MANLIEST men ever whilst cuckin6 the poor little shota in the 8ack6rond, as 6od intended
>>152281232Considering the Pilot made everyone skinny despite (retarded) headcanons, I wouldn't hold my breath. This is a good thing, by the way.
>>152281244>>152281254It's like you guys are speedrunning the degeneracy of /gif/
>>152281271how do you expect to speedrun it, when it is already here?
>>152281254NOOOOOOOO>>152281266Honestly while I'm glad they didn't do nothing stupid, I also don't like that literally everyone has the same body type. Like they really should look different. Everyone looking the same even in hero mode is a *flaw* with Homestuck and I really can't be convinced otherwise. I'm not asking for anything crazy but like. even height differences alone would be fine. But also the art style of the pilot is so trash that I don't think any modifications for the sake of body diversity would look good. Not that it looks good now anyway. Fuck the pilot.
>>152281278Where's the gifs?
>>152280978sounds good and i like her more as a time player ngl, but i need full classpect
>>152280584Thats the stuff...
>>152281298here
>>152281313What are her flaws? Or aspects of her that might be viewed negatively by others?
>>152281350who the fuck are they
>>152281406my OC/Self-insert and jadeanon's OC/Self-insert, Juniper
>>152281358she tends to get in a way of others, add her two cents and is very jealous. she wants to be a hero to assert herself. cant take any critique and gets pissy very quickly, greedy, clingy and proooooooolly has problematic family
>>152281409did she get to see this bullshit? did she like it?
>>152281423well i told her i'd do it, and when i did she said somethin6 to the effect of "wow you really did lol". so i assume it went over well
>>152281409YOU
>>152281418Thief of Time.
Classpect some franchises.
>>152280584ougghhh its all over the screen its everywhere
>>152281159Next time eat a salad
>>152281510Goku heir of breath Vegeta prince of rage Gohan page of rage piccolo knight of mind.
the countdown to her return
>>152281350that's your oc darling? suddenly im drolling.i will do many good things to you.
>>152281583What happened after I put this stupid tranny into an endless timeloop (libtard: owned)
>>152281603ea6erly awaitin6 it anon 83on a related note, you should definitely come up with some distin6uishin6 6immick (or at least namefa6) so i can distin6uish you from the crrrrrroooooowwwwwwd. crowd.
>>152281640First time a woman ever made him hard
>>152281613keep crying her dick is bigger than yours little gup
>>152281670I checked. Its not.
>>152281682leave some jadeanon dick for the rest of us
>>152281682...bro proof?
>>152280820I think its moonrunes (skin blush style) but it could be the guy that draws mallicus art aping moonrunes blush style
>>152281690>it could be the guy that draws mallicus artMallicus you say?
>>152281350>pregenant with amogus impostor
>>152281779sussy
>>152281690thats clearly the mallicus guy you blind fuck
>>152280820it was clearly made by bw0my
>carved heart and an sSkye is so toxic. I need her abuse.
>>152281670>>152281686>>152281583>nu-hsg simps for this
>>152281895anon WHY would you WANT to 8e a8used???? that's usually a 8ad thin6??>>152281933unironically yes 8ut also wtf did you make this lol
>>152281895IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>152281868I was thrown off. Pls forgive.
>>152281933lives rent free in your head lmao
>>152281895Holy fuck. Eating good today.
>>152281633heres what i thought. the 4th (R) and 13th (D) letter of the qwerty keyboard gets an extra /, like it's cut in halfexample: i am feeling r/ed tod/aybut i can't type to much, hsg is too small for two annoying namefags
>>152281961/hs6/ is certainly 8i6 enou6h, 8ut that's aside the point. I was 6onna ask "why R and D" 8ut then i realized "oh 413" so... yeah i 6uess that's actually pretty clever
uoh sh scars
>>152281999WHAT IS THE APPEAL ANON??? vwhy do you like 8ROKEN wvomen
>>152281986i considered being a quirk fag but its too much work. at m0st I w0uld just use zer0s. On my personal discord servers I use a lot of #'s to be a nuisence. would people find that amusing?>>152281999you stole that line from me you #bastard.
>>152282005PP get hord>>152282014Snooze you lose
>>152282014i personally would find it amusin6. if you're not on a phone, i think it's pretty easy once you do it enou6h. it 8ecomes almost second nature, at least it did to me. 8ecause at first, i was 6oin6 throu6h every sentence *after* i wrote it to add my 8's, 8ut now i just do it naturally 8ecause i Do It All The Time
>>152282019>>152282019DAMN YOUanyway guys I forgot to say good morning but good morning /HSG/Im gonna draw and shit. The question is how the hell am I gonna present this. Because the whole point was to convert the 3 years comic into like a more mspfa format, but how am I gonna actually do that???? I don't know :) but I will figure it out for you all. And I am also redrawing everything to look a bit better,
yo somebod/y we about to r/each 600 replies new thread please!!
>>152282074>>152282074>>152282074new
>>152282048uh, read mspfas so you get inspiration?
>>152282048Make sure you pace it correctly to the size of the story you want to tell. Mspfas are very panel intensive
