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>>152282074Dave would be an up and coming rapper who gets shot up by the juggalo government at age 25.
>What would your favorite characters be doing if Sburb never happened?Terezi would probably be living out in her cozy tree home but still having to deal with Vriska sadly.Kanaya probably just getting to live a cozy life in the grub brood caverns.Jade probably would still be lonely on that island.
>>152282074>QOTTshe'd probably get killed by the condesce lol
>>152282074pro8a8ly live a 8orin6 and unfulfillin6 life on 8eforus as a nurse like her ancestor
https://mspfa.com/?s=30882&p=1>This Fanventure contains flashing lights, murder, rape, suicide, gore, toxic relationships, bad morals, physical assault, racism, misogyny, chauvinism, ageism, alcoholism, drug addiction, mention of pedophilia, slaves. The lore of this universe doesn't relate to canon. I use my headcanons and AU elements.
copying from last thread >anyway guys I forgot to say good morning but good morning /HSG/Im gonna draw and shit. The question is how the hell am I gonna present this. Because the whole point was to convert the 3 years comic into like a more mspfa format, but how am I gonna actually do that???? I don't know :) but I will figure it out for you all. And I am also redrawing everything to look a bit better,>>152282094well I mean more on a literal level technical level. I will have pesterlogs, and images. Where will I post this?? ao3?? How does something like that even work. I don't think mspfa will let my lolisho incest shit onto their site. So I am kinda at a loss on that front. If it was a normal comic presentation would be easier, but I need that verbose and drawn out dialog man!!!!
>>152282074>QOTTSooner or later he'd get murdered by Vriska
>>152282139i will now read your fanventure>>152282142you definitely could upload it to ao3. they do allow ima6es on there i think
>>152282124Hmmm you are right. I wonder how hussie did it. Should I write a script then story board then draw??? that sounds like the best option here. Ill be honest, the past couple drawings were more previsualization and trying to get a sense of the "style" and figuring out if I had the gumption. Now that I have someone helping me with composition I have more confidence in myself. I know these couple panels of Prospitcest were plane, and not very visually interesting, which is the last thing I want, but I'm learning to get better so it measures up to art I normally make!!!I promise that the "final" product will be high quality. I can't assure you it will be in full color tho.
>>152282074>Karkatculled for mutant blood>Gamzeeculled by his subjuggalotor bros because he never got over his addiction>RoseAn author of moderate renown, they made a miniseries of one of her book series>Johnfloor supervisor in a factory
Alan?
>>152282365sir, a third alan drawing has hit the thread
Remember to mark your property. Otherwise it might get stolen.
>>152282365>UpdateUOOOOH
>>152282351nibble them hams
im gonna have sex with jadeanon
>>152282404not if i have sex with her first
>>152282404how to say that youre a nigger without saying that you are a nigger
>>152282419how to say youre a faggot without saying you are a faggot
>>152282432iunno man you tell me that, damn 2X CHALLENGED
>>152282453well so far it seems like you're doing a good job at it already, unintentional or not
>>152282463i 6uess 8ec really was her First 6uardian...
>>152282470im good at many things but being faggot is your specadd it to being a nigger and your life is a heckwhile reading my bars play some good trackso when you hang yourself you will go with musical ACK
>>152282463Man good art can make literally any ship good. Fans carry jadedave and davekat on their fucking backs it's *insane*
Recently I've realized I kind of have an actual writing/speech quirk. It's rather lame and unremarkable, but absolutely it is there.Feels weird man.
>>152282522you put a lotta effort into spewing abysmal dogshit
>>152282463Why's she dead?
>>152282522Cool Dave I drew in commemoration to these ill beats brotha
>>152282532well what is it anon? what's your real life typin6 quirk>>152282538she's just sleepin
>>152282536my lotta effort is nothing compared to how much strength you wasted on sucking dick>>152282544sick
>>152282556this is a dangerous path, anon. you will summon her.
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>>152282572i'm literally seething with rage right now. why must your comeback be so clever?? all i can think of is to call you brown, an indian, or some other baseless assumption. or a faggot. it really does come into question: how does one respond to this without sounding mad? You know, oftentimes i'll get a reply like yours, and i just sit, and think "damn how do i create a good comeback to this" but i don't think that's the point. I mean, what would it accomplish in the end. In the end, I'd just be insulting you to feed my own pride, and what good would that do? I think ultimately, it likely doesn't matter. Hell, this reply itself is falling to what I can only assume is bait. Bad habit of mine. Responding to bait, I mean. Which is strange, because despite the fact that I can look at a post and go "yes this is a post meant to purposely enrage me" I still find it hard to not reply. Even now, as I write this, I contemplate just deleting it as going on throughout the rest of my day. What *is* my purpose in replying to this, I wonder. Do I wish to "own" you by coming back with an even longer, approximately as much effort of a reply to you? Maybe. But I can only assume that this will be a fruitless endeavor. Unless, you concede, I mean. I suppose it is a win-win situation for me, isn't it? Either I can get the satisfaction of a snarky reply, showing you care enough about this to formulate one, meaning I got into your head, which ultimately would stroke my own e6o, or, you don't reply, which I can accept as a concession. That too, would 8e satifyin6 for me. So... yeah, I suppose no matter how you spin it, I win.What *is* winnin6 in this scenario anyways? I don't think there is anythin6 to 8e won, really. It's a simple, petty 8ack and forth, and unfortunately, I do find myself often feelin6 petty and spiteful. 8ut that's 8eside the point. Anyways ur a fa66ot kys and ur also a 8rown indian in flesh and in spirit. and i mean that metaphorically.
>>152282714tl;dr
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>>152282751spectrum is a such a good name for davejade
>>152282553I tend to comically abuse the fuck out of hedges and tag questions without even thinking about it, and I do it even when I'm speaking with absolute confidence. I'm not even doing that as a bit or anything. It's a pretty shitty quirk, isn't it?
>>152282758its spacetime anon
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>>152282792yeah well time and space are important to the phenomenon of electromagnetism
>>152282732i see. so my reply 6ot into your head? assumin6 you're the same anon i replied to, which i can only assume, since, a6ain with the assumptions, that you're seethin6.8ut that a6ain, is aside the point. i won, you lost. chud. seethe, cope, etc. you 6et the point
Space time art is so good. Aw jeez,It's like seeing art of an "opposing"ship weakens me
>>152282814Thats a stretch of a reference. Electromagnetism is also light which is a totally different aspect
>>152282556This kinda looks like human Terezi(dude) and human Vriska(chic)
>>152282858i literally can not see it as vriska at all what are you on a8out
>>152282913The hair and glasses do it for me, I mean clearly she's padding her bra but she could rock that dress
Who are (You) cracking today anon.
>>152283000This looks like a reference I'm not bevaginated and mentally ill enough to understand.
>>152283101pedo 8ear?
>>152282966What is the context of your question?
>>152283000How do you call this artstyle?
>>152283112Sex. Who are you having sex with.
>>152283154ohhhhhh. in that case (You)
>>152283156very flattering anon thank you
>>152283108But pedobear only diddles little girls, so it won't work unless that john is actually june, which might be the case now that I look at it again
>>152283000Should have been Shotacat.
>>152283122mentally ill femcel/transgirl core
>>152283307It would be weirder if she wasnt mentally ill
>>152282142Sounds like ao3 will work. Ao3 allows that sort of content (spamton rape comic where can I read that?) and allows imagesI'd stick with just colored text to get pesterlogs. Unless you want to learn html
>>152283154Oh well I'm of to knock up the sandmanGet a bunch of hot sanddaoughters out of him and have a dreamland harem
Spruced up the project, all boxes are aligned and some characters had their images changed. Might change more later. Anyway.Max Gilardi as the Mage of Rage, Mr. Fox as the Page of Doom, and Goofball as the Rogue of Rage. Will do more later.
>>152283476noelle as Mage of Hope???? i don't get it
>>152283492She's the Sylph.
>>152283476>pomni (digital circus): Page of void>samurai jack: Knight of breath
>>152282074>QOTT: What would your favorite characters be doing if Sburb never happened? and sgrub?>Rose Would go down the road of alcohol into her late teens as to cope with her situation (Basically Roxy in pesterquest) She would write novels like Alpha Rose had done.>Karkat Hiding, he would eventually start becoming a nomad traveling cave to cave and soon become MIA to all his friends. There's a chance the only other troll he could meet is Nepeta. Otherewise he's a deadman walking>Vriska stay the same, nothing would change but I would think if there was a point if Terezi or Kanaya linking up for some reason, she would feed them to spidermom
Of course I'm born the same time as the clown...
>>152283476im still fucking mad that fnf bitch is heir of time instaed of ben 10
>>152283622andrew hussie? were you 8orn the same time as hussie? if so ur official an unc and we're 6onna rape u to death
>>152283639ben is time?
>>152283658heir of time
>>152283665what does turning into an alien have to do with Time
>>152283476No knight of doom?
>>152283665if anything i would make him blood, heart, or even light
>>152283675becomes someone else for time/lives a time period as someone; his entire life is a time loop; well, his weapon is the WATCH and his catchprase is homophone HERO TIME -> HEIR OF TIME.also time players are usually the action guys, right?>>152283699you are wrong on so many levels. if anything id made him knight of life or other life classpect, but, not heart nor light nor blood lol
>>152283657Gamzee Makara, I'm a December one. But is Hussie a snow baby? Also I'm not old yet, 29, middle aged.
>>152283725well Hussie was 8orn in Au6ust, so no. also, capricorn is from Dec. 22 to Jan 19 i think so if you're 8orn in early Decem8er then you're safe
>>152283722im not on my classpecting shit today but i almost wanna aurgue for blood. but life is also good.
>>152283773lol no I'm for sure a goat. Heck I get a goat plush on my birthday even.
>>152283803my condolences anon. no one should ever have to 8e associated with 6amzee. even his lusus didn't wanna 8e associated with him
>Be me>Birthday today>Retarded Family gets into argument over nothing while I watch on, being unable to stop itHelp a lurker in need by posting your most "wholesome" Homestuck pics.
>>152283722Blood or life makes sense since it's the lives of those aliens/their dna he's using. Not only but the stated purpose of the watch was to create a kind of universal diplomat that could interact with all aliens to bring them together.
>>152283597I was thinking about Pomni being changed, but not of Page of Void. Probably Maid of Blood. Also Jack would be Time. It's on the nose but it fits. What makes you say Breath?>>152283687Thank you for reminding me, I forgot to put Ichigo on there. He's pure Knight of Doom. Preeeeetty sure.
>>152283826why is wholesome in quotes
>>152283826Happy birthday from your pals tav and gam
>>152283716>>152283720How come Kankri has Huge Cock Energy but Karkat doesn't?
>>152283826happy bday anon!
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>>152283828basucally what i said about becoming someone but in context of blood/life
>>152283834Jack fights aku to free the world from his tyranny. He also takes time to free locals when he comes across them (even though defeating aku would erase that)
>>152283859kankri has no cock energy
>>152283811oof now I remember
>>152283869I'm just saying, and anons are sayin, you're looking at it from a real janked up angle to get it to fit like that. He's not taking time, they lose none. Unless there's some shit really far into the series I don't know about.
>suits as reactionsFascinating concept
>>152283869same for my aurgument
>>152283826Happy birthday anon. Whose your favorite characters?
>>152283907Kankri has shooting long ropes energy
>>152283826Sorry mate I know how it is.
>>152283952i can 6et the hearts, spades, and diamonds, 8ut wtf would reactin6 with a clover mean
>>152283867god she is pure sexhttps://files.catbox.moe/mjc5fm.png
>>152283840I don't know, man. I thought it looked cool.>>152283958idc which one you decide to post, you can do any desu. The choice is yours. Any would be greatly appreciated>>152283967Thx anon.
>>152283725Why are there so many dirty old goats in this general?
>>152284026Hey don't you go being an ass, baaAAaaAa.
when i first took my extended zodiac test i got true cancer and idk how to feel about that.because having the super special mark is cool, but at the same time i feel in my heart that im breath. then again breath and blood are close so maybe its a tossup
>>152284062you could be a prince or 8ard of 8lood, which would make you 8reath adjacent
>>152284062We are one in the same, anon. I took the test and also got True Cancer, until I eventually knew I was a Heart player. Though some of my close peers argue I'm more Blood than Heart.
>>152284062Are you ghosting?Or ¿pǝʇɹǝʌui
>>152284086>>152284081>>152284077prince of blood would be neat. my personal classpect is witch of breath cause that just kinda makes sense in my head. But either way its chill.
>>152284062I think it's pretty common to have some of the opposite aspect's traits, you just need to figure out which one is more predominant.
Tangle as the Maid of Breath, Ichigo as the Knight of Doom and Hunter as the Prince of Hope.
>>152283476Vanilla Ice (picrel) as a Sylph of Void and Okuyasu as a Page of Void, their Stands literally send things in the void
>>152283969Idk, maybe "this is kinda cringe, please stop"?
>>152284234Oh yeah, someone told me that dozens of threads ago about Okuyasu. I don't like Jojo much but I'll bite the bullet since I can't find anyone else for that slot.
>>152283476Pomni is not a Mind player, what the fuck, and definitely not a Seer. Ragatha is probably Life rather than Hope. I actually see Pomni is a Witch of Hope, I tend to reserve that classpect for the normalfag female protagonist.>>152283639I'd say he's more an Heir of Space, definitely an Heir though.
>>152284423space is about creation, all ben does is detroy things around him, so scratch that
heir of blood
>>152284438Space refers to literal space too. But also his powers come from the Universe's creation. Ben harnesses all the unique differences in different species. While this kind of sounds like Life, I wouldn't consider that, because Life is more about growth and literally changing. The creativity and uniqueness of his powers, plus the fact that they're from aliens from every corner of the Universe, is what makes me think he's a Space player.
>>152284518>literally changingI meant literally living.
>>152284518that kind of plays into my reasoning for blood. as in his power is less he is using aliens with super powers, and more that he takes on the form of those different from him from all around the universe.The bonds he creates between species and between people is his true strongest asset, and aid him in times the watch can-not.you can clearly see this in the bad future of ben 10k where Ben tries to be a solo hero with no ones support, and almost loses to vilgax.
>>152284510Imagine the most charismatic dude. The perfect leader.
>>152284564for all of his flaws ben IS one of those types
>>152284557Thing is, as an Heir you naturally bring people together due to just how stable of a person you are. You're a beacon for people to look up to because you represent your aspect the strongest. That's an Heir attribute, and I'd argue that the reason he loses in that bad future is because he forgoes that. Blood is more about bonds and leading. Ben is literally the Universe's chosen, he is the guy who represents Space, because he can literally be it all. If he didn't have the Omnitrix, I could see your point, but Space is so integral to his character, his ability to reach across every corner of space and pack all of that into one being (himself). And being an Heir, he's naturally charming, because he's a hero. I wouldn't really call him a leader.
>>152284690i would, considering what happens in alien force, he is the leader of the force against the dna-liens and the highbreed.but space works equally as well honestly. im not ride or die for blood but i thought it fit more than TIME
>>152284690>Ben is literally the Universe's chosen, he is the guy who represents Spaceoh hell no you didnt watched the omniverse. ben is literally was made who he is by ben from another timeline, this is one of the biggest TIME feats, dude. besides, its like you guys literally ignore facts that ben is in multiple time loops, such as time war with maltruant and no watch ben time loop. there was so much time travel episodes in the show and it has much more significance in bens life
heir of spacetime lol
>>152284773sure, but being involved with a lot of time travel doesn't make you a time player. Not to mention ben has done a lot of crazy shit. He's not even activly trying to maintain a timeloop or anything. In fact he breaks his timeline off from possible futures all the time. He also doesn't deal with destruction. Or fate, or even simple things like goals or will. He isn't someone who is particularly goal oriented, in fact hes often slacking and people have to tell him to get better. He is not relentless problem solver who applies himself in order to get the outcome he wants, and while he would perfer to brute force everything, fate itself seems to get in his way for that, and ben comments "the watch always seems to know which alien i NEED"
aren't classpects based on personality rather than literal powers? shouldn't you guys be analyzing that?
>>152284869that is always my approach.but its also equally necessary to analyze his narrative journey as well as his personality. Cause often time sburb assigns aspects to enforce a characters journey into something greater. I.E ben is space not only cause of his personality but also because of what happens to him in the plot and how he effects it, and how it effects him.
>>152284890unrelated, but you spacing out your sentences like that is kinda like a typing quirk. that's all, just wanted to say that
>>152284750The thing about an Heir of Blood is I would imagine them kind of explicitly going out of their way to make it clear they're all about bringing people together, they know what it means to be a good leader and they apply it. Most Heirs are good leaders, but like I said, it's because they're stable people to follow. There's so much more to Ben than just "leading", you know? As for Time as an aspect for him, well I think there's something more to it which I'll elaborate on in the second part of this post.>>152284773Yes, I know, it's all one big Bootstrap Paradox, but it doesn't change the fact that to all reality and alien life, there was no one better in the Universe to wield it than him. He represents Space, not Time. That being said, you are also correct that it plays a fairly significant part in his life, which is why I want to bring up his classpect inversion. I think most people will probably tune me out here, but I think classpect inversions are an important part to characters that exist. I don't think it's the literal opposite of their classpect, but rather another part of them that emerges in certain (usually negative) situations. Ben's inversion is Witch of Time, the roundabout ways time ends up getting fucked by him makes it fit, I'd say.>>152284869It's both, especially with fictional characters that actually do have powers. A class determines how you interact with an aspect. Whether it be physically or through your personality or however else. Time and Doom would almost be pretty redundant if there wasn't some physical aspect to them that you can fuck around with (in Time's case being stuff like mementos, machinery/tech and time itself, etc.).
Strawpoll.>https://strawpoll.com/7rnzV4K16nO
i just realized the Alpha kids are 8etter than the 8eta ones 8ecause... the Rose and Dave are 8oth dorky tryhards, and John and Jade are just naturally dorks. Dirk and Roxy just have natural charisma, and.... uhh.... fuckin6 Jake is physically competent 8ut stupid, like a jock 8ut worse, and Jane has fat knockers so she 6ets a pass for 8ein6 kind of a loser.just wanted to share that revelation
have there been any updates on the show since the pilot dropped? I mainly want it to happen so I can experience vriscourse again with a new audience
>>152284890it helps with my adhd i suppose, im trying not to ramble on to much. when i space i guess its like when you send a message in discord and then theres a line break before the next onebut hey why not lean into it. i wont make it too annoying anyhow
>>152284995Last thing I recall was Vibri saying discussion was going in a promising direction. But that was a good bit back by now.
>>152284995The only thing I think about with the pilot is how fucking infuriating it is that they didn't fix the DOSEMITE error within the literal months leading up to launch.
>>152282074>QOTT: What would your favorite characters be doing if Sburb never happened?Dirk is fucking dead, Aradia is fucking dead. Roxy is fucking dead. Sollux is fucking dead. John manages a small profitable joke shop and gets married to a girl who looks like emily bronte>>152280702Heart warming for people to learn the hellish hobby of drawing. Even though its for fetishes i respect you for keep on for 100 days it gets better probably just takes fucking years man
>>152284988what if im neutral on the huss?
Professor Paradox is a Sylph of Time.
>>152285123you 6o to hell when you die
>>152285086just clearing things up, im (inflationfag) the one doing it for the fetish, daily aranea anon is the one who's been going for 100+ days now
>>152283826Happy Birthday!
>>152283476Horrible batman is taking up my otp of knight of void roland >>152285162I find inflation kinda disgusting but become like the araneafag and draw for like 100 days then get burnt out. Also, art tip don't be like me and actually study anatomy well you probably won't need it since its just circles. Pratice circles, probably. I believe in you inflation fag make the best inflation art hsg has ever seen
>>152283826happy birthday mate
Just snoozed away 2 hours. This is a time feat for a bard of time.
>>152285246thief of time here, i actually stole that from you to add to my ever-growing horde of time
>>152284854>being involved with a lot of time travel doesn't make you a time playerand then ben does more than just time travel, there are doomed timelines (that are mostly accessable for time player), teaming up with his alternate selfs, he himself uses various time manipulation moves through clockwork, and clockwork is one of those narratively special agencies that always stand out among others. besides, ben has multiple FUTURES to become>not maintaining the time loophe does it in fact, again, the entire maltruant reassembling himself is something ben is seemingly always aware of. ben again episode also proofs that ben is capable of managing time loops by creating a puzzle for his young self, that got transported into his teen body, which led later to find the chrononavigator, again, a time artifactben himself might be aware or unaware that he is the cause of all of his troubles. he set up his own arch nemesis, he created his own universe, his other self rebooted his timeline, he has time traveling fairy godfather. you skipped the >Those bound to the aspect of Time are fighters, full stop. Their lives are often marked by struggle, not so much because fate has it in for them, but because they are fundamentally incapable of just accepting things as they come.part. literally bens biggest wish was to take an action and become an herobesides, ben wears the omnitrx, a watch and tech, duh. original omnitrix idea was that ben turns into his alter egos from different TIMELINES until it was changed into aliens
I did the classpect quiz and I physically recoiled when I got thief of light, like it makes sense but fuck me
>>152284869yes. specifically, classpects are designed to challenge you as a person. so typically based around your most vulnerable flaws
>>152285195Is that Artemis Fowl on the far right?
>>152285306i kinda hate this, but also love this, since it prolly would make me page of heart and page of heart sounds interesting
>>152285304i sympathize with your pli6ht anon. I once 6ot that on a classpect quiz and was horri8ly dis6usted. no one should have to share a classpect with Vriska. it's just not ri6ht>>152285306i thou6ht a8out it, and it tracks kinda 8ut i'm still not sure on it. could you, like, 6ive an exmaple of this?? like, how does 8ein6 an Heir of 8reath challen6e johnathan
https://youtu.be/ydfUlM2yMF8?si=eZkFa1AKTPaJgSh5For that one anon who wanted me to record a full run, here you go. Theoretically it could have gone on far longer, but I decided to call it quits in that last hand.
>>152285322roland from library of ruina
>>152285330that's why classpects fascinate me and also inspire me to be the best version of myself
>>152285349>could you, like, 6ive an exmaple of this??heirs are naturally gifted their aspect, but it's a "with great power comes great responsibility" scenario. john just kinda let life happen around him and while being easy-going can be a positive trait, there's times when he needs to know to step up, such as realizing trolls are kind of a freaky so he withheld the ring for a better time, or fighting jack, or punching vriska.someone with more advanced classpect knowledge can give you a better synopsis
>>152285456oohhhh that makes a lot more sense. thank you anon, i think i 6et it now
>>152284890>but its also equally necessary to analyze his narrative journey as well as his personality.You're right, but it's important to note that the narrative journey is bound specifically to a class rather than to an aspect.
Also that June Egbert was intentional all along and Roxy transmac was out of nowhere that Hussie did not realize it was a popular headcanon from the fandom.
>>152285322Isnt that the one series of books with the movies that keep getting fucked over.>>152285355Gotta love ruina. I wonder if angela is a seer of doom or a rogue of light. Its a 50/50 on both but im being literal
>>152285480well class and aspect are linked. one would not simply be a witch of every aspect. as in, i classpect myself as a witch of breath, but others may classpect me as a prince of blood. or anything else.
>>152285511I don't understand anything these fuckmuppets are saying. Am I too ignorant to understand or am I missing something?
>>152285195thanks anon. here's a shitty aranea i traced off one of her openbound sprites.>>I find inflation kinda disgustingwhy? it's not like it's gore or anything
>>152285511>Jade bullied KarkatDid this fucking retard never read the comic how the fuck did she bully him HE was the one yelling at her one moment and ass kissing the next Actually my prospitcest GF has the better take>I hope this guy loses his fingers in an unfortunate accident, and never types again. At one point do you realize you're just writing your own mentally ill fanfic.
Big day for Jadebloods.https://mspfa.com/?s=68008&p=15
>>152285558Mmm smuppets
>>152285511i feel so cringe being a tranny and a homestuck fan, like I already got vriska and now june, who else do I fucking need?
>>152285617shes so based for that
>>152285617larping having a prospitcest loving girlfriend has to be the most interesting bit i have seen here so far.
>>152285617Writing their own mentally ill fanfic is basically what Homestuck team is full of. Never the good or decent kind of fanfic writers either.
>>152285635>everyone is trans >people unironically want thisironically i think trans roxy might be the best version of this whole thing. it makes sense for me>>152285643I want to believe. Not because i need someone to have a girlfriend, but because i need to believe someone gives a shit about prospitcest for obvious reasons
>>152285643I mean I'm not gonna dox myself to prove it lmao.>>152285640Truly>>152285661I just wish if they were gonna be weirdos it'd be stuff that's interestingly weird not retardedly weird
>>152285479happy to chat
>>152285724>incestfag talking about "interestingly weird" stuff as if incest isnt the most retardedly weird shit ever
>>152285782sure but i dont think incestfags are trying to pass off their stuff as some sort of genius realization. at least in my case im not. Im *probably* doing a little of mischaracterization, but we in the fic business call that artistic license. i just wanna see the characters i like mackin on eachother
>>152285782if you show incest porn to someone who doesnt know anything about the characters involved he'll pass it off as regular porn
>>152285530>one would not simply be a witch of every aspect. Yes, but the core idea of class being tied to a certain narrative or even specific personality flaws still stands. The "content" of struggles changes depending on the aspect(one's "mental fixation" so to speak), but the class-based "narrative structure" remains the same. Dave, Karkat and Latula create facades to deal with their Knightly insecurities; Rose, Terezi and Kankri suffer from Seer-ish hubris; Aradia, Jane and Porrim, being Maids, are oppressed, forced into molds and controlled by outside circumstances; and so on.
indeed indeed>>152285816Either way it doesn't matter. I think though if someone assigns aspect without class and vice versa then the argument is incomplete. Because assigning a claspect can re-contextualize and change how one views a character, their personality, and their journey. overall i agree tho.
>>152285812me getting away with flaunting my prospitcest faggory because my friends would never touch homestuck with a 10 foot pole
>>152285635>who else do I fucking need?Did you know that most human kids' handles are sex-based, with boys having an XY pattern and girls having an XX one? The only exceptions are Roxy(tipsyGnostalgic - TG -> XY) and Dirk(timaeusTestified - TT -> XX)Sorry you had to find out about tranny Dirk this way.
>>152285598>thanks anon. here's a shitty aranea i traced off one of her openbound sprites.It's like studying off the masters, you take what you like and put it on your style>why? it's not like it's gore or anythingNot my fetish. Anything that isn't your fetish will always look weird. Every image I see of inflation just turns into that one browser video you already know the one or coinslot
>>152285855Could dirk not be trans thank you I don't want that he needs to have a cock or it doesn't work
>>152285855-_- this'll somehow eventually happen
>>152285864>>152285957Luckily Hussie's orbiters are generally retarded and have trouble connecting the dots even when the HS commentaries spell it out for them as otherwise they'd have already dismissed June as pattern-breaking nonsense, so Dirk's weenie should be safe at least for now
>>152286001Every character will be trans, anon. You just got to accept it sooner or later.
>>152286040D --> I prefer transhumanismeveryone will become robots
I struggle to comprehend how June could ever become canon with the story in the state that it is currently. At this point I imagine the next time we see John he's just June already and there's no elaboration or anything.
>>152286087male rose edits always get me. like bro this is so cute
>>152286087You still can't fist the robot, anon.
>>152286108D --> In my new world order everyone will bleed black and b100
>>152286108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exUfNQelDUg
>>152286087Fuck trannyhumanism. Long live death!
>>152286157>Fuck trannyhumanismD --> Don't mind if I do anon
>>152286101I struggle to comprehend how anyone could still be reading this garbage story.
>>152286101I hate that I would like this, fuck those june fancomics for getting me onboard
>>152286157>Fuck trannyhumanism.Sure, why not, let me tap Tavros robo-buttcheeks.
>>152286101just do fucking alt universe shenanigans and don't troon out the one true John
>>152286183hmm you like rusties dont you equius? :]
>>152286216Nobody reads it lmao, it's just there as a vehicle for character sexuality and fantrolls.
how do troll genders work?
>>152285598looks pretty 8ased 8ut make sure to include the 8ottom lip. very important>>152286289determined 8y lusus pheromones/don't matter 8ecause all trolls' reproductive... slurry is compati8le with the mother 6ru8. this also means they're all 8iolo6ically male, species-wide, and that the mother 6ru8 is the only true female of the species
>>152286256D --> No... They should feel privileged that a higherb100d speaks
The best class is objectively the Page of Rage because it's fun to say
>>152286539what a8out Ma6e of Ra6e?
>>152286548that's good too but it loses because the lack of the "P" sound really detracts from the fun factor.
John egbert is very frazzledjade always knows how to push your buttons
>>152286548what's a mape?
>>152286685the 6 is supposed 8e a G lol not a Pwaitwait oohhhh i see qhat you did there you cheeky 8astard
Would I be cringe if I cosplayed as Gamzee or Vriska to a con? I've never been to one or even know what to do at one but I feel like it'll be a good excuse to go out in cosplay
engagement bait #67
>>152286786you HAVE to choose 6 or 7
>>152285349>like, how does 8ein6 an Heir of 8reath challen6e johnathanThe irony of Heirs(John, Equius, Mituna) is precisely that their pre-sburb lives were anything but challenging. They had good and cushy lives, much like you'd expect from a heir to a title and/or some family fortune, which is also they're well attuned to their own "inheritance" that are their aspects. However starting on easy mode means they tend to be naive, ignorant or otherwise not as well equipped to deal with reality as the others, with their aspects being their own undoing in case of an unsuccessful resolution>Equius was a turbo-coomer(among other things Void deals with simplicity, and that includes base desires) so invested in caste bdsm roleplay he let himself get chocked to death and probably nutted in the process>Mituna was an unpleasant asshole because of Doom, nobody wanted to put up with a 13 year old who got his vocabulary from culture war threads on /v/, ultimately so got wrecked by the very things he warned about, lost his powers, got a frontal lobe injury, and everyone just thought "good fucking riddance"All three Heirs are ultimately well-meaning people who have means to share their aspects to the benefit of others. The just need to be a bit more sensible about it and dispense them in a more guided and purposeful way so that they don't turn into useless failsons swallowed by their own inheritance.
>>1522867861 or 6 because babies on plane are always fucking awful.
>>1522867861. No further reasoning.
>>1522867864 and i rape her
>>152286768go full vriska girl!
>>152283826I'm sorry about your retarded family anon.
>>152286087TG: lmao lalonde-kun youre such a fuckin faggot holy shit
>>152286987thanks, I was leaning more towards vriska since I do have a fucked eye lol, I might even be more confident with an eyepatch
>>152287035Just her type
>>152287037aww i had no idea. i'm sure you will look pretty cool!!
>>152287037You could go as bloody vriska and throw some blue blood over that. Play into it.
>>152287137then he'd have to saw off his arm to complete the look tho
Made one
>>1522872582needs TriDesert though
>>152287258>quirk fagplease just call me araneafa6 please i'm 8e66in6 you i draw her every day PLEASE i don't wanna 8e known just for the stupid typin6 quirk please anonanyways i'd sit 8y myself, o8viously
>>152287263He's the pilot
>>152287267will be sitting r/ight next to you if you d/ont mind.
>>1522872582 or 4 obvs
>>152287302mind? i'd prefer it lol
>>152287258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tDP4PTs-_k
anyways, here is day 104 of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. here is her lustin6 over a 8lack man, leavin6 a poor shota unmolested, as 6od intended>>152287362anon no think of the children
>>152287362kek every post I see of this meme there's always someonne linking this vid
>>152287258who's willing to take 5 or 6? I need a Duo to molest funk mclovin
>>152287242I wouldn't mind lol (wish I could do the same to my tits too since they keep fucking hurting)>>152287137maybe, idk how strict cons are with it and the idea of getting kicked out over fake blood is pretty stupid>>152287096it's really embarrassing having a messed up eye and I have considered just wearing an eyepatch over it to avoid it, even if it's just in private, every time someone points out that I keep covering it with my hand or hair the more I die inside
>>152287370i don't know why i never thought of it but, you're black aren't you
>>152287278On god we crashing this plane
>>152287370i thought we were friends baka >>152287258sitting next to karezi and daverezi shippers and i will act as a bridge of communications.
>>152287381foid detectedpenis erectedanyways are you a transman or a woman>>152287398yes, yes i am. i said so a few times 8efore
cute
its hard to finf gamtav fanart thati enjoy but these ones are perfect.
>>152287421i woul/d r/ather you not calling women foid/s d/ar/ing. or i will get ma/d at you for the first time.
honey everywheeere.
>>152287537hmmm fair enou6h. it was ironic thou6h so i think i should 6et a pass for that, ri6ht?>>152287539piss
>>152287405With no survivors?
>>152287418if you aren't shipping davekarezi the love triangle, you aren’t a real fan of daverezi or karezi. the angst is the point. fuck all these flufffags who think every ship is supposed to have a happy ending
>>152287576i dont have an opinion between either i just have to be the auspistice in the situation you feel
>>152286628I'm gonna rape him.
>>152287610:33< *bows*
>>152287258If I choose 2 can I be Moon and Tri's third?
>>152287421oh... :(get well soon !!!
>Being a chick>Being a chick on 4chan>Being a chick on hsgThings were way more refined during the cgl days
>>152287610*we're* gonna rape him. we are all raping john egbert. they've never made a character more rapeable.
>>152287650aw cmon, where else can you talk about homestuck this autistically without restriction.
>>152287559yes all except for me specifically>>152287632anon... 8ein6 8lack is normal... in fact, deviation from that is actually a forme of punishment from the divine creator (me 8tw) for 8ein6 a 6oofy ahh person in a past life. trust me, i know what i'm talkin6 a8out (they tell you this when you 8ecome 8lack)>>152287650yes it really is a marvel. i mean, if i was a woman i'd 8rin6 it up constantly, 8ut only 8ecause i crave the attention
>>152287664On Fujochan
>>152287549damn
>>152287699this makes me feel inexplica8ly sad for some reason
>>152287650homestuck is foid media now. they made john troon out, there's no going back.
>>1522872581 since quirkfags are just autistic (i larped as equius earlier)
Turning other characters into Trolls is fun.
>>152287735nahh shi6araki would 8e a low8lood fr
>>152287659baka you guys are all brutes, none of you wanna hug him
>>152287771rape is just advanced hugging
>>152287771i'll hug him after i rape him. i have a soul! and i need him to stick around so i can do it again.
>>152287539No!!!!!!!!!You do not under any circumstance eat the MIND HONEY. The consequences are highly unpleasant.You cultivate this honey for your lusus. It helps him not be such a complete idiot all the time. Merely most of the time instead.
>>152287735My faggot academiaLEAVE
>>152287807erm it's actually called 8oku no 8ased Academia
>>152287798what happens if a human eat the mind honey? would it be like cocaine?
your all BRUTES I TELL YOU
>>152287835has the same effects has Fuchsia Pussy Jelly
>>152287835https://youtu.be/hJTkiDvADPQ?si=IG6AOQLv-wGQWmoR&t=86
>>152287843what about my all brutes?
>>152287844omg.i'm cracking captors tonight.
>>152287421>comes back to being called a foidIdc but I was mainly trying to complain about how I hate my fucking eye lol
>>152288011anon i didn't intend to 6enuinely insult you, i was jokin6
>>152288027I dont care, I just found it funny how >>152287537 reacted
this first chapter is gonna have a lot of pannels to push myself. and then end with obviously a big John jade kiss/make out session
>>152287621So you can hack their computers and see PB and SD updates early. Smart.
sorry john lovers (me) this john is for jade harley only
>>152287421Revitiligo claims another whyite woman homestuck fan.
>>152287690on what
>>152288115>sta6e 10 revitili6ochat how cooked am i
>>152288127https://fujochan.org/
>>152288152she would say this unironically
>>152288152pepsicola and lezzing out. could it get more kino
>>152287650Good thing women and trolls aren't real
>>152288137im trying to access but it seems its down. also doesnt you get ban/hate if you are trans or draw trans char or talks abt it there? seems like it was the case if i remember.
>>152288129unfortunate... you need more 50cc's of neorails to become aryan stat
what would you all rate johndave on the shipping tier list, tell me your thoughts
>>152288198c-tiernot the 8est, not a crackship, 8ut kinda 6eneric fujoslop. shippin6 friends is pretty normal and shit i 6uess
>>152288198s++++. they've never made a better ship. every second of the day, and every second of my dreams, i am thinking about johndave. it's w faps, it's adorable, it's angsty, it has narrative weight. i love them so bad it makes me want to kill myself
>>152288198A tier along with every beta pairing, they work together, but are not at the very top
>>152288229That place is exclusively reserved for hussie x vriska
heres my list of john ships that i like
>spider8reath is goated because it actually had a lot of narrative weight, (or could have) and had amazing chemistry>prospitcest is carried by john and jade being amazingly cute dorks with eachother and i wanna see them make out>pepsicola is cool cause them being buds is awsome>johnkat is ok because i think they have a good dynamic>johnrezi is good blackrom
>>152288254i assume roxygen is excluded because it's at the very bottom. which is the correct opinion. fuck roxygen
>>152288281its fucking TRASHits a fucking AI GENERATED SHIPits a fucking INDUSTRY PLANTFUCK ROXYGEN
i don't understand why all of you like prospitcest so much. i mean, it's okay when done properly with some thought behind it, but for the most part seems like incest for the sake of incestnot that i don't like incest but what about like lalondecest or dirkrose or something. prospitcest just feels boring
i thought we were down with the 'gen here what happened
>>152288297roxygen is a ship built from bricks of pure undiluted hitler particles. FUCK ROXYGEN!
>>152288313roxy is made for striders.
>>152288308legit, not even about the incesti would ship it even if they werent related. I just like their dynamic, and their super fucking dorky together. It can either be super duper fluffy and light, but has capacity for some drama, mostly leveraging the incest part. thats why its only my second favorite john ship, cause it is mostly just me liking the cuteness. rather than me genuinly thinking the narrative would be improved with them together like spider8reathalso lalondecest is radstridercest is BORINGdirkrose i have never seen beforeand dersecest is SUPER BASED AND AWSOME. i would put it in a tier next to prospitcestWhat you have to understand is that basically every pairing of beta kids works cause their dynamic is so strong between every single one of the kids with eachother.
>>152288334roxyhal >>>>>>>>>> dirkroxy
may I please have a water
daveroxy is so based dudes.
Bro vs Mom
>>152288347okay, i guess i get that. they are pretty cute together, it's like eating straight sugar cubesi agree that stridercest fucking sucks. yaoislop to the highest degreedirkrose i only really got into with homestuck beyond canon, i think ultdirk and rosebot have a super interesting dynamic and are undeniably incestuous in canon. i know it's technically father x daughter but it's like twincest to me kinda. i also think rosehal is kino but that's more of a crackshipdersecest is fucking kino always
The Strongest Child Abuser of Today
VS The Most Neglectful Alcoholic in History
>>152288399I forgot the image Im just like her lmao
>>152288389i would let him abuse me any day. dave was an ungrateful faggot. get out of my way, gayboy, i'm going in.
>>152288385i dont think its exclusively eating sugar. More like a refined cake, they add coffee to the chocolate to accentuate its flavor. i think 3 years comic does a good job at highlighting some of the angst and the drama, but its mostly has to do with growing up and stuff. Which is why i want to adapt it and expound upon that, while also further indulging the light aspects.i could go on and on cause im making a fan fic about them. but needless to say i want them to have some drama so its all the better when they hold hands and say cheesy shit about liking eachother and then make out.Dersecest is like the opposite and its mainly angst stories that i also eat the fuck up because rose and dave are fucked up beyond beliefe and that makes me want to see them make out so they can finally have a BREAKstridercest pisses me off so much it takes up SO MUCH ART SPACE. PEOPLE NEED TO STOP DRAWING IT WE GET IT, YOU LIKE TOXIC YAOI WHERE DAVE GETS BEAT UP, WOOPDIE FUCKIN DOOOOO
also i havent read any of the epilogs ever and i dont plan too so that makes sense. idk why dirk has a thing for his daughter he barely likes girls, but sure whatever
>>152288433stridercest pooners will hang
there will be judgement
>>152288457i know we're supposed to hate on the epilogues but i genuinely think they're kino, and everyone should at least *try* to read themit's not so much that he's into his daughter, it's a power dynamic abuse thing. but i think it's kinda hot anyways
>>152288510i can barely handle act 6 without wanting to beat hussie with my bear hands, Idk if i can handle super hussie 4 maximum autismo mode
>>152282142When I was getting started on my fic https://flaringk.github.io/homestuck5plus/ was linked to me to help with chatlog formatting
>>152288370Imagine.
Why is it curly? Girls aren't really like that. Are they?
>>152288707We have such sights to show you
>>152288254>>152288281>>152288297How do you two feel about Roxygen but its Mom Lalonde instead of Roxy?
>>152288730vaguely pedoslop but better. i just don't think they have very interesting chemistry at all. anything with shota john is okay in my book, though.
>>152288254>no grimdorksan affront to human intelligence
>>152288642> load up /hsg/> perfectionthis thread hasnt disappointed me yet
>>152288730>>152288758while i would not use the same...termonology. The guy has a point. Its a generic /ss/ ship. Which isn't terrible, but its good for smut fics and porn drawings and thats it. Nothing that interesting or deep to think about at all. Like i said with prospitcest there is something there, you could tell a real story that extrapolates from the main story.>>152288801its not bad but its not my cup of tea, they dont have the same level of chemistry methinks, still very good tho compared to some OTHER SHIPS
>>152288801if you think john and rose are meant to be anything other than best friends you are a pornbrained retard
I still like John/Jane.
>>152288841at best she gives him platonic kisses on the cheek
UH OH
>>152288841except for this one fic that i forgot about. other than this fic, it's unacceptablehttp://homesmut.livejournal.com/5183.html?thread=3776063
>>152288853they're pretty cute, it's a shame they got lost to time. everyone forgot about the non-strilonde incest. jade/jane is still pretty hot, especially grimbark!jade/crockertier!jane.
>>152288479On my dick
It's hilarious how no matter what on a long enough time scale it becomes impossible to talk about Homestuck without talking about incest.
>>152289170blame hussie for not planning ahead and making his characters work so well together.
>>152288841without love it cannot be seen
>>152289206i like this. it makes sense. i like cute little smooches like this, It can be ship art, but it can also just be cute little platonic kisses. playful and encouragingas hard of a time rose gives everyone, she goes pretty soft on John, cause she knows unlike most people he is like pure of heart or some dumb bullshit.
>>152288379>>152288389>>152288399>>152288410MY FAVORITEI LOVE BRO MOM KISMESIS. I LOVE NEORAILS I LOVE ROXY MOM DIRK AND BROmaybe ult dirk maybe candy roxy but thats for mondays
>>152287258Can I jump out of the plane instead?
>>152285349What's your classpect?
>>152289737Bard of void
>>152289743That sounds terrifying
>>152289761fits for a areanafag
Where can I read an obese john?
I'm a Seer of Void :D
>>152289874more accurate version
Once again, digging through the archives and some pages and replies haven't been saved so I'm manually typing each progressing number until I get an ID for the next thead
>>152289874You can see anything secret, but then it's not secret anymore, so you can't see it again.
All lost media....
>>152286209Here's the problem with Homestuck "fans"A whole calvacade of quirky alien girl x human male self insert ships to choose from, and instead you get this criminal adult gay human on gay human boy pairings.Sickening and even worse, boring.Redeemed bad girl Vriska x Goofy Boy Scout Egbert forever you fucking tasteless gay losers.
>>152290031Epic
>>152289557I really love art of Alpha Dave and Rose raising Dirk and Roxy.
>>152289874I can see and hear everywhere there is nothing, therefore no secret whispered is known to me as it's spoken into nothing.It's rude to talk about someone who's listening.
>>152286209I thought that was Deku.....
>>152290123why not bothi am the biggest spider8reath fag on this board i can assure you. But i cant deny good art when i see it.
also man i really wish vriska and john actually got together and like improved eachother instead of just stagnating
Latula the type of girl to borrow your DS with a copy of Mario Party and never return it unless you come see her and eat her out for 20 mins straight. What a bitch.
>>152290131Abused kids becomes absent parentsIf only they were born 300 years later or the dirk and roxy born 300 years earlier but thats probably in some doomed timeline where they didnt play sburb and life is somewhat cool having a family rebel against sea hitler
>>152289874dope classpect, kinda evokes the concept of negative space and the saying that what goes unspoken can speak louder than wordsi'm partial to seers because i'm like 80% sure i am one myself
its been a blast /hsg/ but this birdy has gotta fly (into bed)tommorow i shall try and finalize the first chapter of my prospitcest project and get it onto something for you all to read and enjoy. smell ya later dorks
What would be the possible favorite game of every classpect?
>>152290705sburb
>>152289874>2026>still using that shit quizCome on, use the extended zodiac one and https://homestuck.net/tools/stardustrider-classpect-quiz/
>>152290626>that RoxyPeople really just make up shit based on "vibes" instead of actually going with what the story itself explicitly says, huh?
>>152290892Roxy plays eurojank and old gems like vtmb and gothic (But to be frank to roxy games like expedition 33 is old game since ykno 300 years in the future)
>>152290958>roxy games like expedition 33
>>152290862I still got Seer of Void and I like the little image of your class it gives you more.
This is the coolest I've ever seen the midnight crew depicted.
>>152291048But they're all massive fucking dorks
>>152290862I was unaware of this.I got an interestingly ambiguous result.What does it mean?
>>152291081It means you have a rating for both classes and aspects (they're tied)You're wildly fluctuating on the passive/active scale and meet the criteria for both mind and void If it were a better written test it would mean something but I wouldn't read anything into that statement beyond perhaps answering a little more confidently
>>152291206I think my answers have a reasonable spread.Gonna check the sheet tomorrow.It is the most complete one I have done so far.
>>152291279This guy fosters thought and consideration! Point at him!
I got thist. Local knight of doom
>>152291299Please, reconsider!
>>152291312All I can say is: death isnt bad
>>152291336I STRONGLY disagree.
>>152291081Each question on that quiz deals with one specific class or aspect, and you just happened to rate yourself in a way that gives you an equal score for these pairsYou could probably cheat a bit by looking up which questions deals with which class or aspect to see which set of statements resonates with you more.
>>152291359Yeah. I was not really invested in any given pairing so no reason to do so, although I do find void cooler than mind (both are cool imo). Not so fond of the page class, though. If I could pick, I would do so based on game mechanics, so probably witch of void.
>>152288137where's the thread there I tried looking and I couldn't find anything
does anyone liek grubcon fics? i made a grubcon fic :D
>I'm a cat person>with blond hair>from a well-off family living in a good home>my mom drinks alcohol every day while doing the chores>I'm also gay>usually get seer of light on these tests, plus a derse swayMy whole fucking existence is one big cosmic joke
>>152291507Anon I need you carnally
>>152291347Its cold and calming
>>152291489Sure, why not, link it.
>>152291507now you have to do a rose cosplay
>>152291517No, that is usually (some form) of the process of dying, but not death itself.
>>152291626You are correct, so dont feel bad about dying or being dead, you have dreamself afterall
>>152291691fuck my derse chud life
>>152290626wtf I love jake???
>>152291515Wait until you hear I'm a Scorpio and all my non-Rose traits are shared with the spiderbitches because I'm apparently a homestuck crossover OC and not an actual person.>>152291617It'd look like shit on me, best I can do is a god-tier cosplay
>>152287699i dont get it
>>152291928god tier rose is good too you should do it
tried explaining troll lore to my turkish friend
>>152292347based friend. also rock humans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trolls
>>152292379>>152292347rock humans suck so much, they're already a rehash of pillar men but they're just incredibly boring, having an awful main villain did not help either, trolls are way more interesting conceptually and visually even
>>152292402nah, they are goated, they have interesting lore, life cycle, their own society and without iota of shitty teen drama that attracted tumblr girls like trolls did and they are much more than rehash, theyre an upgrade of pillar men. the fact that 95% of them are stand users implies that all of them born with strong agency to influence society of humans on their own and this was made around the same time trolls became a thing and to be honest, design wise trolls were just guys with different skin color, horns, tshirt and accessories man i WISH charming man was a rock human, it wouldve been so kewl
>>152291928Fuck your Rose chud life.
>>152292347Never post your failed normalfag chats ever again
>>152292424i dont find a single thing about their life cycle interesting personally, they have "more" than the pillar men in terms of how much was written about them but it all kinda means nothing when none of the individual characters are unique, interesting or entertainin except damo and maybe poor tom, their entire species is basically a nothingburger since they just amount to individualistic humans who can turn into rocks to hibernate, trolls as a species have way more unique ideas associated with them at a baseline, unique caste system based on physical properties (blood color), a bunch of these colors even get unique psychic or supernatural powers (telekinesis, animal speaking, hypnosis, vampire powers), you have a subspecies of trolls which live under the sea with their own aquatic physical characteristics, they're raised by monsters and their method of reproduction can be viewed as a pseudo-karmic system where eventually one of the offspring will share a lot of similarities with an ancestor from long long ago, of course jojo is a more "grounded" series so im not expecting something from straight sci-fi or fantasy but cmon there's like no contest between trolls and rock humans from a conceptual standpoint. Sure homestuck has its fair share of shitty teen drama but il take that as a footnote for a unique alien species over 1 dimensional characters who only amount to "i want money" that can turn into a rock for 3 months to hibernate and feel no love or social connection to others, them having stands at a high rate doesnt really do anything for them as a unique species because the entire series revolves around characters having stands
what's his secret?
>>152292540assuming you are the same guy i argued about bens classpecteverything you said could be applied to rock humans, cuz they as well get to be raised under "care" of insects, instead of a caste system they integrate into human society and their natural role is being a backup species if humanity dies out and again, they all have even more diverse superpowerson this note, we can theorize about hs cast stands>aradia: gets a full body stand with good ability>tavros: doesnt gets a stand>sollux: gets a specific ability that synergises with his psionics>karkat: gets a powerful destructive stand ala star platinum, maybe something coming from his loud personality>nepeta: also gets a destructive stand >maryam: another short-range stand, but not so strong and with specific ability>terezi: op stand to apply her agency on reality and punch the living hell out of vriskas stand>vriska: conduit-type stand, those like the sun or dragons dream, because vriska relies on her powers rather than herself>equius: long-range humanoid because he lacks actual fighting spirit, prolly automatic or unconscious type>gamzee: evolving through acts type or suit type maybe also bodiless type, this guy is a wild card>eridan: llong range or short range, humanoid>feferi: doesnt gets a stand, shes a cutie
>>152292686>human>male>not a homosexualit really is just that easy
>>152292347If this is real your friend is a major asshole, who bashes on a friends interests like that?? regardless if its retarded or not
>>152292529nothing to do with failed normalfaggotry, that guy's not quite a normalfag honestly, otherwise he wouldnt put up with 5% of what i say to him
>>152292347Your friend is a massive faggot but also I don't want to know about you and your friend's conversations.
>>152292691>tavros: doesnt get a standhe cant even stand up.
>>152285855What makes them xx or xy, how does that translate?
>>152292347your friend is massively based
is there a aniyomi repository i can use to read homestuck problem sleuth ect?i want to download it to my phone so i can read off line.
>>152292767https://wheals.github.io/formspring/formspring.html#andrewhussie448980558>It may also be interesting to note that for GT, TG, TT, and GG, the like-letters are girls, and differing letters are boys, which correspond to chromosomes XY (male), and XX (female).
>>152292818get the books in pdf format off annas archive. sadly hs book 4 is missing.
>>152292691im not that anon but id say>aradia: long range stand kinda like Hierophant Green or RHCP>tavros: long range automatic/sentient stand since bronzebloods are kinda the "summoner" archetype >sollux: medium range stand with a few unique conditions>karkat: since hes a mutantblood either something very unique a la Bastet or Earth Wind and Fire or an Act stand>nepeta: stand kinda like White Album that buffs the user up in some way>kanaya: short-mid range stand that absorbs stuff from opponents to fit with her vampiric nature, i.e kinda like Whitesnake, >terezi: psychological stand that messes with opponent's senses, kinda like Paper Moon King>vriska: either a luck based stand that doesnt attack by itself which will hinge on her own manipulation, i.e darby stands, or something that steals things from others, kinda like Soft and Wet>equius: simple short range power stand with a simple ability>gamzee: artificial stand that the user can use, kinda like Anubis or Beach Boy>eridan: long range reconnaissance stand kinda like Manhattan Transfer >feferi: given that shes a ruler-type id give her a swarm type stand that she commands kinda like Harvest or Bad Company
>>152290250Part of me wants to believe Rose and Dave still have abusive traits now that Candy side has kids and Meat with Deltrius' Nymphs. But the team and fans are not putting them in the wrong compared to Dirk and Roxy.
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>>152292841>https://wheals.github.io/formspring/formspring.html#andrewhussie448980558Ah thank you that's wild, I was only vaguley aware of the dna interactions for thei chumhandles didn't know it went that deep.
>>152292859nah man you got it completely wrong. consult the chart>aradia is a decently active and bold girl. she has a fighting spirit enough to have a rush type stand>tavros has no fighting spirit and doesnt tries to solve his problems or his problems get solved for him>sollux has distant approach on things, but if to solve a problem, he would rely on himself or his psionics. in fact his approach is so distant he might have automatic stand>karkat is very loud, active, tends to take business in his own hands and yet has a reasonable, precise side. he is much more than he shows to be and many acknowledge that, but karkat doesnt relies on people THAT much that his stand would be a colony or especially only power type>nepeta is a natural killer and shes not afraid of a highblood with infinite physical strength, she even mocks him and gets free with it. alongside that since nepeta is a derse dreamer, she is self-coscious of herself and remains strong asset to the teamngl i dont have a specific vision on kanaya here>terezi is a prime stand user, shes a problem solver, aggressive and smart enough. she knows what to do and determined to do it and does whats right (for a psycho killer) so she gets a powerful stand too>vriska is a person who willingly puts in danger her own teammates and/or forces them to act on her conditions to hog all the attention and credit and gain even tiniest moment under the spotlight. shes not as good as she thinks and heavily relies on her own biological power to manipulate others. so id said her stand type is either a power-type without body or those attached things like mandom>equius, despite his power, very weak willed and only capable of subjugated those who are weaker and fails even here, so he gets weak automatic stand>its hard to decide for gamzee since he did too much and theres too much to say, id said his stand is pure bullshit or costume type>might agree here, maybe an actual coduit stand since he relies on weaponary
>>152292859>>152292966well, feferi is feferi, shes a good girl, too much of a good girl, i cant say she can have a stand really
>>152292972she's a fishy casteist anon what are you talkin6 about
>>152290862>light and void againhaha heeheethat's always meI've gone too longinto the void
all Void players are 8ased and are owed sex from Li6ht and Space players. No i will not ela8orate (I will totally ela8orate if prompted)
>>152293076well, bend over then>t.light player
>>152293076Based if true, guess I'll dick you down if you want.
>>152293193>>152293200ermmm uhhh Hey did I ever tell you that 8ein6 a 8ard of Void is 8asically 8ein6 a Li6ht player? destroyin6 Void and creatin6 Li6ht is essentially one in the same. I'm pretty much am honorary Li6ht player
>>152293209
>>152293215i don't speak 8a6uette please translate to american
>>152293209That's means I'm also an honourary void player! AND the old test always gives me space!We owe each other so much sex. I'll be gentle, at first
>>152293223you know the d/r/ill. mad/e your be/d yet?
>>152292966i was kinda going off of what would suit their particular abilities more so but i can kinda see what you mean for some of them
>>152293200>attempt to do the plottwist reveal because I've been voidlarping this whole time>fuck up the image spoilerYep, that's meBarding my Light
>>152293236yeah 8ut clearly, the VOID, in 8ard of Void isn't meanin6less. I mean, 6amzee was a 8ard of Ra6e and he wasn't an honorary Hope player, he was just a huuuu6e fa6 and also a clown>>152293251not yet, 6ive me a8out... six or seven minutes
>>152293328no you have to d/o it now.
>>152293345haha yeah i know. i actual 6ot up to do it as soon as i finished the captcha lol, i just wanted you to reply to me a6ain
>>152293328So it was a lie?Wolf you did cry?Too badMy stallion's in a latherAnd I couldn't care what you'd rather
>>152293372anon why are you rhymin6?do you think this is 6ood timin6?i'll tell you, i don'tand i hope not to 6loat8ut idk man i think i'm the only 6uy who can pull that off t8h8UT also, i'll saywith a little 6ood faiththat 8ards are supremesomethin6 somethin6 totem latheuhhh what i mean to say is that two thin6s can 8e true at the same time
>>152292347Um based? Turkish boy skye
>>152293437Two things CAN be trueMe and youDoubled up Doubled downSpread all your cheeksIt's time to clown
>>152292540The average homosuck fan is exemplified here.They are not fans of homestuck in the slightest, but rather they are fans only of trolls.They skipped the first four acts to start with the trolls. They've read more shitty troll fanfiction than they have pages of the actual comic. Half of which does not even feature sburb in it.
It's interesting that both lightfags and voidfags are massive sluts but they somehow do it differently.
>>152293209You failed so hard you passed the agartha entrance exam
>>152293481no no no no no no i don't wanna knowi don't wanna know what 6oes down in Clown Town 8C>>152293492Li6ht is attention-seekin6 and Void is pleasure-seekin6. simple as
>>152293365ar/e you going to d/ie if i d/on't give attention to you or something. still ad/or/able though
>>152293482what the hell are you talking about man
>>152293511i mean no i *wouldn't* die, 8ut i would feel sad. and also, i do like attention, so more of it is always appreciated. like, ice cream for example. a little is 6ood, a lot is nicer
>>152293503
>>152293541this is why you can't trust purple8loods they're always some 6oofy clown shit like wtFUCK is this
>>152290031>Seer of Tits>One who gains understanding of tits/through titsSo is this a good classpect /hsg/
Ma6e of Tits vs Seer of Rape who wins
>>152293618thought that was sbahj birthday cake for a sec
>>152287258Can i Opt to kill myself if i pick 2
>>152293652don't worry moonrunes i'll do it for you, for free
>>152293652And deprive Tridesert of his dream of two Moonrunes'ses'?
>>152293652But what if Moonrunes gives you a sneaky handjob? Seems the type
>>152290044make sure to write them down in the thread comments
>>152293492I'm not a slut you bitch
>>152293652no, you're not a ne6ro so you don't get to be in the 8ack of the plane>>152293708shut it slut
>>152293492I am.
>>152287258im so fucking insignificant i hate it we, light players, love being in center of attention
>>152293492The light shines forth and the void taketh it
>>152293725wtf rape him
>>152293726just use a typin6 quirk and draw everyday, dummy it's literally attentionhax>>152293737are you sayin6 that Li6ht is associated with dominance and Void is associated with Su8mission 8ecause if you are i a6ree fully with every fi8er of my 8ein6
>>152293752What? I took it the complete opposite way, void are doms while light are subs, as in the "void taketh" sounds suspiciously dominant
>>152293652don't even think about that mister!!!
>>152293772Equius is not a top you voidbrained orangatang
>>152293772no no light is top, obviously, its the active aspect, one who will rely on force if needed and even if a light player seems to be bottom, he will smash your twat nice and deep
>>152293772well i took it as the Li6ht 6ives (dominant) and the Void taketh (su8missive). Like 6ivin6 and takin6 punishment. Plus all the Void players we've seen are pretty su8missive, and the Li6ht players all seem pretty dominant
>>152293772Context is keyDevil's in detailsIt's a whole sentence you see
>>152293772>void are doms while light are subsHow do you reach that conclusion after looking at Equius the sub bitch extraordinaire and Serkets the turborapists?
>>152293800this is a cute picture i like it :}
>>152293844mmmmmmm melon
FACT: dom/switch/sub roles are bound more with class than with aspect. For example Knights and Pages all sub cocksleeves while Thieves are doms.
>>152293772(me)fine I was being stupid, I wasn't thinking about equius at all
>>152293844goddamn thats a huge slice, id love to devour one that big
>>152293844>spits a watermelon seed in your mouth from across the room
>>152293652With moonrunes double dead tridesert is all mine...
>>152293957who's 6onna fly the plane then??
>>152293966YOU!
Good morning Homestuck homies (Image unrelated)Hope your days are going ok, there is yet more drawing for me to do. And yet more writing if I'm being honest. I also have to learn to use AO3. Hopefully when I'm ready to post my fic you will all enjoy it.
>>152293972weird, i just found this picture
>>152293995>>152293972both of these are literally me 8tw also that 8ratty low8lood owes me sex
>>152293995I cannot get over how funny these fucking images are. These are like -100 aura points to any character who has an edit of this. Also I suppose I can say a little more. A friend of mine has been helping me make this comic and giving me tips. So there's more drawings with slightly more interesting camera angles. I'm still learning so please excuse if it comes off as plain. Thankfully I don't think I have to redraw too much, so what I have drawn won't entirely go to waste. I wrote dialogue but the flow of the drawings differs from dialogue so I'm rewriting it. Sorry if this all sounds super boring and uninteresting. I just like to talk about the creative process. Because unfortunately as an artist I am contractually obligated to self-aggrandizing
>>152293652yo moonrunes please give me your streams playlist you listen to straight bullshit, i think you spawned another genre that i can only describe as nerdy dad music.
>>152293972I really need to read that one guy's sburb fic.
>>152287258Glad I'm none of these.
I wish I had Moonrunes and Tridesert's artistic talents but only for drawing hot shotas.
I wish I had the creativity I once had as a teenager. I can draw now, but I draw the same slop as I always do. When I was a teenager I could draw weird and interesting things, despite it looking like shit. Now its just pin-ups and sexy ladies.
>>152294085Same desu But I will try and get better. I have improved! Even from just a few months ago!! WHICH MEANS YOU CAN TOO
>>152294094YOU CAN ALSO DO IT!!!(sorry I ran out of Homestuck art so I'm posting Undertale art now)
>>152294127Have a Slav-Tula for the vote of confidence.
New thread, i hope i did it right :3>>152294195>>152294195>>152294195
>>152294204You forgot to link to this thread you dunce.
>>152294039Whatever youtube recommends me lol, i have no set playlist
>>152294223we all make mistakes in the heat of passion or something or somethingboy i hope somebody got fired for that blunder
>>152294234so how the fuck did you fin/d cr/eatur/e featur/e? that ban/d is so small! i laughed so har/d when i hear/d it.
>>152290626Based Jake.
