Fanfiction editionQOTT: Is there any sort of fan fiction you want to see more of? Think not just in terms of ships, but what kinds of stories they tell! Not enough serious fics? Not enough light and fluffy ones? A bonus question is if there is any fics that you have seen that are premier I implore you to share.
>>152294195>artist credit @chomplicated on twitter
>>152294195PREVIOUS THREAD OOPS: >>152282074
>>152294195>QOTTI want to see more bloodswaps/kidswaps that are actually finished to completion, rather than just left on the cutting room floor. preferably one that follows my idea for a kidswap
>>152294252Forgot the image
>>152294195>A bonus question is if there is any fics that you have seen that are premier I implore you to share.Yeah, I'll drop some kino on your asshttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/73956336
>>152294333Oh this is that good shit
What would you do if you had a Korpus right in front of you?
>>152294267Holy shit this beta session mogs the alpha one so hard it's unreal
>>152294371We know what tridesert would do
>>152294371Is this bimbofication?
At least shit up the thread with actual HS shotas and not some overshilled fanslop
>>152294371hunt him for sport
>>152294486I don't blame him, I'd do it too lol.
>>152294516Shota this shota that maybe I dont like shotas ever think about that?!
>>152294550Don't like shotas?
https://files.catbox.moe/o4bmt2.mp3unrelated to shotas, 8ut i made somethin6 and wanted to share it 8)
>>152294371S-shota?>>152294526SHOTAAAAA>>152294550"Hey Jimmy let me get a Homestuck with nothin on it!!!"
>>152294609I think this is better than anything you've ever drawn
>>152294526>>152294486>>152294371GIVE ME SAUCE NOWWHO IS THIS BOY, WHERE IS HE FROM, WHO DREW THE PORN PLEASE
Big and small, young and old, I love the Unbelievable Bundle of Joy(Nepeta) with the Eternally Crouchy Asshole(Karkat).
>>152294668i perfer when nepeta is smaller than karkat.but ill never turn down someone drawing karkat as a cute boy ever. hes like my second favorite boy
>>152294631anon i know it's 6ood, 8ut i don't think it's THAT 6ood lol
>>152294688its so cute but so sad that spider8reath is so associated with the snow :(
>>152294668Pervert
next thread will be a shota thread
>>152294772not if i have anythin6 to do with it
People who pair big women with short men are pedos and people who pair big men with short women are pedos
it's a gay thread
>>152294827who who pair women and men are gay and people who pair men and men are gay
>>152294827baka this place is just like twitterWhats next juneloveranon BAKA
>>152294827So true, this is why big women should be paired with with short women and big men with small men.
apparently shake my head gets replaced with baka so thats interesting. I dont use these boards enough to know that before hand
deploying all my heteroslop to CLEANSE this thread
>>152294856This wordfilter is like a decade old by now baka desu senpai
>>152294609wow uh, that's great d/arling! im not her/e to d/emotivate you or anything, but to my ear it sounds trash like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m6MFz4-LvE
cant even obnoxiously push my agenda anymore, what has the world come too >>152294882i dont use the chan boards, im about as nu as it gets. I only use this site for hsg and nothing else. Maybe ill hop on the undertale deltarune boards later.
>>152294333does anyone have that really good spider8reath dancing gif
>>152294888>8 tripscome on. do you NOT like homestuck music or somethin6?? do you HATE s8ur8an jun6le? do you HATE Karkat's Theme? Rex Duodecim An6elus? ANON WORK WITH ME HERE you 6ottai mean the music is like 1/5th the reason hs is sooooo 6ood
>>152294195>QOTT: i want more fics that are metaslop(Tm)>bonus question:jade route is like one of my favorite homestuck fics ever i'd recommend it even if you dont like the epilogueshttps://www.spicyyeti.com/stupid/jaderoute.html?episode=1_start&page=jr1.png
Generals suck because they are dominated by the people who have the most time to waste.
>>152294864MAOR
>>152294931you got that right
i mean it's sorta canon on alternia, why not on 8eforus? i ship it
>>152294951cherry limeade my 8eloved....
>>152294957because kankri sucks on beforus and alternia makes him lock in and be coolALL of the ancestors are cooler on alternia
we need to be posting fagslop
>>152294991i would KILL you with a 8rick anon>>152294973all he needed was a cute chu88y olive8lood and he would'nt've 8een such a 8ratty mutant8lood. meulin would've corrected him
>>152294917have you ever listened to d/ance of thor/ns, o/r the strife album entirely?what you mad/e sound/s like you just placed notes togethe/r
>>152295040muelin is chubby?also yeah but it think being a brat is a mutant blood thing man, which im not complainng. i LOVE brats. its why karkat is my favorite
>>152295040or it would've made him worse. i 6uess we'll never know>>152295056yah it mi6ht just 8e a mutant thin6. the vantas' are 8UILT for TON (Ti6ht Olive Nook). anyways meulin is o8viously chu88y. chu88y-coded character, despite it 8ein6 a visual story where you can SEE the characters>>152295052hmmmm i don't see it personally, 8ut... shru6, whatevs. i still think it's pretty 6ood
Everyone loves spider8reath until John impregnates Vriska and she starts getting annoying and smug about it and everyone is just frustrated.
>>152295056y'know what here's a 8onus chu88y meulin, which i wasn't 6onna ori6inally post 8ecause i'm 8usy postin6 STRAI6HT ships without my typin6 quirk so people don't know it's me
Threesome between John, Viskra and Terezi. It’s not a club if it’s a diamond + human.
hussie was too much of a fa66ot to canonize it. unfortunate. Jake deserved a lucky 8r8k (not vriska)
So Dave<>Dirk is bad, but Rose & Dirk dating Nymphs and Satyrs is okay. Also, Vibri having mommy issues checks out.
>>152295160pregnant vriska would be the worst thing ever!i need it right now. i wonder what they would name the child (it would be nick cage egbert)
kind of a crackship 8ut wvhatever
it's 8ased 8ut why did they 6ive Jade mascara and lipstick? makes her look liek a rapea8le SLUT
i wanna see them Strife and then kiss passionately after. that is all my commentary on this ima6e is.
>>152295117its the hor/n i think. it's being annoying i would say, i can't pay attention to the other instruments when the hor/n is being loud
I swear whenever I look up vriska r34 she always have a bush, like its good and all but I feel like my dumbass might've missed something, is there an actual reason for this?
john x [whoever the artist wants to fuck] is a horri8le ship. like come on make an OC atp>>152295309i 6uess that makes more sense>>152295321tom8oy = 8ushsimple as
>>152295283stealing this for my prospitcest comic>>152295305i love art where jade is frowning or looking mad, i love it >>152295321shes the type of bitch to not shave
>>152294924Relationship goals
>>152295340me too. wish there were more of her 8ein6 an6ry 8ut i'm too lazy to look for it
>>152295283imagine r/ose using pink lipstick, i just got a mother/fucking bone/r
not the hu6est carapacian fan, 8ut Ms. Paint can 6et it. and 8y it, i mean my penis. i love fat (not too fat) 8itches so much
>>152295371like its a really overlooked part of her. same with jane desu, even tho, she literally has the biggest overdramatic freak out of any character. thats what ill give jadekat even tho its not really my favorite. people allow jade to get mad with that ship instead of being just "a girl" that the boys date. (davejade)not prospitcest tho cause all the art is based
>>152294656This is Korpus from PrisouneboundHeres the sauce, made by the creator of Prisounebound himself>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139502470
>>152295321Does this look like the room of a woman that makes an active effort to shave her pussy?
>>152295407he...he draws porn.....im so happy i cant even put iot into words
i dislike redrom jadekat, just doesn't work at ALL 8ut whatever, it's still cute even if it's crin6e>>152295393that would indeed 8e pretty 8ased. wish i had a picture like that t8h
>>152295422He draws all kinds of porn, his loli and shota are his best works imo
>>152295377>bisecting a zombie with a gunWeird flex but ok
wow i sure do have a lot of jadekat downloaded. i should diversify my portfolio. shipfolio. whatever you 6et the point
>>152295432wait...MOONRUNES??? I TALKED TO MOONRUNES!OH MY GOD IT MAKES SENSE NOW
all a 6amer needs is a fat whale 6F to 8e happy and this is the truth
>>152295329>like come on make an OC atpI refuse to engage with artist self-insert OCs paired with canon characters, especially in porn. It is the highest form of cringe. I do not want to see real characters uttering the artist's name. Go faceless/anon or canon character or fucking kill yourself.
damn 8ratty mutant8lood... needs immediate cat correctionshould 8e me not him 8ut it's whatever i'm not jealous it's fine he deserves some 6ood pussy (6et it) haha man I'M 6ONNA FUCKIN6 KILL YOU KANKRI IT SHOULD'VE 8EEN ME NOT YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFDDHIUVHIREUHVE YOU STIUDPIUD FUCKIN6 CULL8AIT 6REY NI66ER I'LL FUCJIN6 KILL YOU
>>152295427be the change you want to see in the worl/d. d/raw it.
>>152295410If I ever meet hussie I'm asking him to make this canon by gifting him like a box toblerone or something, if june egbert can be real then so can this
>>152295513i mean take picrel for example. this? crin6e. if it was some random fa66ot, or, liek you said, some faceless fa66ot, it'd 8e 20% cooler>>1522955378ut drawin6 is for NERDS!!! cool 6uys 6et into music and use a minimum of three different 8rass instruments per son6 all at full volume
i dislike vriska and don't think she deserves happiness, 8ut if it makes john happy then whatever
a complete crackship. i don't think they've even talked once. it's cute thou6h so whatever
>>152295537>>152295593i shall create all the prospitcest ALL OF ITalso also i love to imagine john and jade being extremely bad at showing like attraction. Like idk i just love to imagine John staring at jade intently until jade snaps him out. And jade getting really really touchy cause she doesn't have any real concept of personal space. hehehe. >>152295610i hate vris and everything but if anyone could fix her its john. And honestly thats what i wanna see more than anything. Not to mention vriska could help john improve as well.
>>152295631john talked to her through jade once
>>152295644rose**** through rose
>>1522956338ased prospitcestCHADi, araneafa6 the 4th, officially endorse incestuous relations 8etween a male and female. that is all
this would've fixed karkar instnatlykarkar 8inks? is that a thin6i di6ress. marry and reproduce and all that
its time to heteromaxx this thread.i hope i can take care of my gamer stem boyfriend in the soon to be future.
a horse man and his fat pussy as 6od intendedthey should have 8a8ies to6ether. they'd 8e weird and pro8a8ly retarded 8ut man they would 8e cute i think.
6reat ship, wron6 quadrant. a tra6ic story in 8 partsanyways, yeah they're pretty 8ased
>>152295610>i dislike vriska and don't think she deserves happinessEveryone deserves happiness, besides all Vriska needs to get fixed is a dark-haired, glasses-wearing human Page who loves adventure as much as she does and who's into cerulean gals and sassy spider girls
>>152295767You know spider8reath is the best ship in homestuck because literally every art piece of spider8reath depicts them as destined star crossed lovers, and i eat that shit up something fierce.>>152295765i refuse to believe jake is taller than vriska, but overall based take and drawing.
>>152295765jake is actually for whatever the fuck this is, and vriska is for death and/or 8ein6 dou8le 6roomed 8y an excellent host and a fish
here is your state mandated katnep. that is all
>>152295869I demand more. More big cat and small crab.
>>152295869offensively fat bitch
>>152295869when is NTH gonna get off his lazy brazilian ass and draw more katnep?
well... it's heterosexual, so... whatever. crippled 8itch couldn't HANDLE all that 8ut it's whatever it's chill it's cool little 8uddy deserves a lucky 8r8k hehehehehehehehe tavros deserved to 6et crippled 8tw that is all i will say on the matter
its so tiresome i want my matesprit... i dreamt of her nookie tonight... i love her.... i need her
what's a pastry that's oran6e? that's what this ship should 8e called 8ut i'm too lazy too luck one up so use ur ima6ination>>1522959106oddamnit anon this is a 8lue8oard 8ut your 8ased and heterosexual so you 6et a pass
>>152295869karkat is so short is this that i don't know i hes supposed to be a shota or not
What character would you like to get asmr from?Note: there will only be asmr nothing else from them
>>152295955terezi. and make her raspy gremlin
>>152295910Good thing thats imaginary porn otherwise you'd get banned
roxy you horny slut lil hal is only 13 you FREAKhot>>152295954anyways i think he's just chi8i
>>152295949nooooo you can't ship dirk with jane that's illegal!!
is vast error dead?
crackship? yummy. no they would not work i don't think. only an 6reen8looded troll can correct Kankri, 8ut roxy is a 6ood consolation prize
>>152295808>every art piece of spider8reath depicts them as destined star crossed loversand that's why it's the otp, baybee
>>152294895there are deltarune boards where?
void + 8reath >>152295987well consider the fact that strilondes and crocker8erts are MEANT for each other. this is a solid and verified fact trust me (i'm a shippin6 expert)
>>152294864>>152294971were there any fanfics prereavel that they're cherubs? i just want to see what people would do with them when they still thought they were trolls
>Bard meltdown edition
>>152296039roxygen is an industry plant ship, this is good art but i have to speak the truth. FUCK ROXYGEN
man just 6oes to show how crazily art can improve a ship. i used to HATE this ship 8ut now? it's in my top 10>>152296066which 8ard?
lotta roxy6en on my cumputer. human men are for human women 8tw this is a fact>>152296069i suppose. it IS 6rimdorks lite so i can see where you're comin6 from. i just think roxy is such a cutie. she should've 6otten with ARquius thou6h. or just lil hal. would've 8een peak 8ut hussie is a ni66er so you know how it is
>>152296113whoever wanted roxydan or eriroxythey werre based and i think thats chill
this is canon 8tw if you look close you can see hussie's official si6nature on john's hood (trust me, i'm an art expert)
>>152295996Yes but also not exactly>Progress on Vast Error is steady-going! We’ve been working throughout the year to create a solid backlog of comic to begin releasing once we’re ready! We’re wrapping up our first backlogged section, continuing to progress on our second section, and in the pre-planning stages of our third section! For your patience, please enjoy a non-spoilerly panel of a future update!>Vast Error will return in 2026. That’s a promise.
>>1522961338ased ship i 6uess.my lust for dark skinned women is half of what inspired me to post this. it's ironic in a way
black lalonde propaganda makes 0 sense to me, but whatever lol like MAYBE roxy could be black, its not the craziest thing but whatever
john and his lalonde harem, as 6od intended. i'd post lalondecest 8UT i'm heteropostin6 rn and i can't 6o a6ainst my mission. anyways, 8ased8ert doesn't really deserve a lalonde harem (leave some for the rest of us you 6reedy fa66ot), 8ut it's chill>>152296195well idk why they do it 8ut it's hot so it's 8ased
they are cute. CUTE!that is all the commentary i have for these two. not much to say.
they did this. it's canon. we all know it. hussie knows it, the fans know it, WE ALL FUCKIN6 KNOW IT HUSSIE YOU CAN'T HIDE THEFUCKIN6 TRUTH FROM ME
>>152296186what do you NOT lust fo/r?
>>152295996The creator lost at least a whole flash to a computer memory corruption
>>152296244hussie really cannot help himself when it comes to dersecest.
time x timetruly 8eautiful. 8ravo to the HS^2 writers for official canonizin6 this.>>1522962458uff men. that is (pretty much) my only limit anon i am a CREATURE of LUST
should've happend. they would've made each other worse 8ut ooooh it would've 8een HOT AS FUCK to watch
we should've had [S] pUT HER IN HER PLACEbut noooooooooo hussie just had to 6o the easy route and have vriska rape him for 88 pa6es on screen. it was pretty unecessary, i mean we 6ot the point after the first 8 panel
poor little 8uddy 8(all he wanted was to FLY 8ut she just had to 6o and cripple him. this is why 8lue8lood ALL OF THEM, need to 8e raped 8ack to normal. this would fix the hemospectrum
>>152295905He'll do it but you gotta pay him.
>>152296205My favorite picture of John and the Lalondes he deserves. Helps that I paid for it. MORE!
after seein6 this ship so much to post it, i'm startin6 to hate vriska less and less. man i need to 6o outside or somethin6. that's how you know it's dire when i STOP hatin6 vriska
i dont like how small vriska is in some these drawings, vriska is like probobly the one of the 3 tallest trolls me thinks. also johnny is a crazy nickname for egbert
>>152296286so twinks ar/e still on the table? you're my favorite straggot d/ear
>>152294267Its incredible how this changes nothing for the fact that the beta strilondes mack on egbert
>>152296195Nah, all kids are canonically hyperborean Aryans straight from Agartha>EB: all of these little pink monkeys are getting way out of line and i have to tend to them.Not that it's an issue because everyone already knows cherubs' humanized versions are the superior black pick. Just look at Caliborn and his lust for fatties.
>>152296409that IS pretty 6ood. okay, i'll post ONE more lalondejohn (johnlonde? lajohnde?). just 8ecause it's that 8ased
>>152294195>QOTTCROSSOVER fics please.I'm genuinely surprised that there isn't much HS crossover fics at all, the only ones that were done are practically YEARS ago.Although, I kind of understand why crossover fics with HS is difficult to write, since HS itself is pretty crazy.I've been writing stuff to improve, so I'm curious on what crossovers that could be interesting.
>>152296412time to show my big guns then. vristav time.
>>152296440for6ot a8out those CREATURES. men are only fucka8le if they're extra feminine and fa66oty. otherwise they're just moids (ew) and that'd 8e 6ay (which i am fundamentally a6ainst 8ein6)on a side note, tom8oy jane does THIN6S to me it's weird
>>152296450i never considered black caliborn/lord english....am i a bad person?tho if this is true, nooooticing how every villain in homestuck is black. jack noir hmmmlord english hmmmmcondese/meenahi know gamzee is just a juggalo but i refuse hussie didnt inject some blackness into him, hmmmm also nooooticing how all the trolls with any black traits are all high blood so he couldn't be called out
>>152294267Describe their new friend group dynamics
>>152296479
i may like women in 6uys clothesand men who look like womenand women with penises8ut i am NOT a homosexual. that is true, a fact, and it will always 8e a 100% true fact. homosexuality is a sin 8tw trust me (i'm a theolo6y and sexuality expert)>>152296507oh yeah don't for6et Feferi, and the Serkets (vriska is ni66er-coded), and Tavros (specifically him and not Rufioh), and the Vantases and the Captors (8lack-coded just trust me), oh and also the Makaras (6amzee is 8lack coded 8ecause he's a stoner), and also the Amporas
>>152296562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>152296562vriska has 0 melanintavros is whatever race bosco isand captors are pinoy coded.vantases are white or like hispanic.amporas are space brits.
>>152296113>human men are for human womenSeething Lalonde hands wrote this sentence. The Egbert dynasty will have its legacy written in gray.
>>152296495d/o you think if the bad things tha happened in your child/hood d/idn't happen you woul/d still be straight?
tavros should've corrected her. that would've made the story 20% cooler 8ut it's whatevs hussie is a 8ad writer, the sky is 8lue, the 6rass is 6reen, water is NOT WET etc. etc.
>>152296479>>152296539i don't know how to put into words why i like this
>>152296589can we make an exception for john and jades baby
>>152296539
>>152296611ok that is all~ lala. this is a good couple in a bubble.
>>152296605Mmmmmmmmmm sure
>>152294195i need spider8reath fanfics to read, any recommendations? browsing ao3 is tiring
Morning hsg
>>152296507>i never considered black caliborn/lord english....am i a bad person?Not really, that version of human caliborn is just a neat if a pretty funny funny idea. Seriously, can you imagine him as an autistic black guy into fatties who also has repressed homosexual tendencies? What an silly concept.
>>152296585here me out:>Vriskani66er-coded. literally. violent, loud, sadistic, etc. etc. 8UT she doesn't want to 8e. her arc could literally 8e her 8ein6 a 6hetto hood 8itch 8ut not wantin6 to it's LITERALLY her arc.>tavros>captors>amporasokay fair enou6hthe vantases are still 8lack idc>>152296592who knows. i'd pro8a8ly 8e 30% more of a shameless fa66ot thou6h
>>152296664good morning friend :))))
they should've vacilated red i'm tellin6 you. it would've worked too. may8e. equius' massive horse dick pro8a8ly would rupture a few of her or6ans 8ut it's fine it'd 8e fine
>>152296678hmmmmthat reads more like a slav than a black girlvantas *can* be black, because i would pay for someone to draw actual good black shotas, but like i dont trust homestuck fans not to make karkat ugly if they think hes black
HATE THIS NIKKI MINAJ RIP OFF 8ITCH, and karkat can definitely do 8etter. man meenah if you don't 6et your 6oofy ass lookin6 self outta here. i'm startin6 to think i just hate all thieves or somethin6. like damn 8itch 6et outta here you have some 6ru8s to 6room or whatever
>>152296697This is a terrible idea
Tried asking out this total baddie. She wasn't even uninterested she's just gay.I totally saw this coming. We could have been gay... together. I'm not even mad its really funny.
>>152296697equius. woul/d. not. have. a. huge. d/ick. a ve/ry veiny one, but not a big one.
okay the caffeine is wearin6 off so that's enou6h heteropostin6 for me>>1522966646ood mornin6 anon>>152296733ur wron6 8tw
>>152296742it would def be the 3rd largest of all the male trolls, but tavros and gamzee would be bigger. But it being veiny is more important
>>152296742It would be big but take ages to get fully erect
>>152296742size 6oes up the hi6her the caste. that's why feferi's futa cock is the 8i66est in all of Homestuck 6oliathan
NEPETA IS A GYPSY AND SHE WOULD STEAL YOUR COPPER
>>152296767She is a nice girl who does whatever cats do. So she would harvest organs but never steal metal
>>152296665does cali8orn even have "repressed homosexual tendencies"? he seems pretty strai6ht to me>>152296767this is true. she stole all my copper. i use to have 86 dollars in pennies and now they're 6one. around olive8loods never relax
>>152296762so you'r/e actually telling me that erid/an has a huge cock? haha! you'r/e making me laugh so har/d!
>>152296479Is this twolipt?
>>152294991i want to fuck girl hussie so bad.
>>152296794>does cali8orn even have "repressed homosexual tendencies"?>IF YOU'RE CONFUSED, BASICALLY THE IDEA IS. YOU PRETEND THEM TO LOOK MORE LIKE GIRLS. TO MAKE IT LESS WEIRD FOR EVERYBODY WHEN THEY DECIDE TO TOUCH EACH OTHER.>I MEAN. IT IS REPULSIVE TO WITNESS. DO NOT GET ME WRONG.>BUT YET, IT REMAINS...> MAGICAL IN ITS FORBIDDENALITY.In the end davekat is only a thing because he willed it into existence.
>>152296869We know deep down you do Sarah Z
man look at this fuckin6 freak of nature. eriferiaradiuxsprite. like the fuck is this 8itch on????>>152296826yes. his penis? 6ar6antuan. the fact he can even fit it in his 6ay little pants is a shock to 8e honest.well, not that 8i6. it's only ~11 inches. you see, caste num8er correlates to penis sizeso it's like:>Karkartno penis. just 8lank like a ken doll>Aradia1 incher>Tavros2 incher>Sollux3 incher (8ut he has 2 so it's technically 6 inches 8ut whatever)>Nepetter5 inches>Kanaya6 inch>Terezi7 inch>Vriska8 incheretc. etc.
>>152296826eridan by far has the smallest cockand tavros having the second biggest cock would dispove hemocaste = cock size. and karkat would be average size but he would think hes extremly small and hate himself.
I have quirckfag fatigue
>>152294267roxy and jade would get along quite well and get mocked for the supper bubbly mood they formjohn and dirk... huuh that one's gonna be hard
>>152296904well i have YOU fati6ueever consider that? huh??? 8et you didn'tokay sorry anon i'm not tired of you....how could i ever 6et tired of you anon? *touches you snesuallly*come here anon, take oh 6od i can't fuckin6 continue this. i was 6onna do a whole thin6 8ut 6od it's just too 6oofy
>>152296883i will counter with my own listboys from largest to smallest>Gamzee 10+ inches>tavros 9 inches, almost gamzee's size>equius 7 inches, very veiny, maybe a flared tip>karkat, 5.5 inches. Very self concious, hates himself.>Sollux, 5 inches, but has 2 penises. >eridan like 3 inches.girls >Feferi 10+>Vriska 8 >aradia 6>nepeta 5>Terezi also 5>kanaya like 4 at best./
>>152296939i like your list and think it's 8etter than mine8UT, Nepeta's cock should 8e 5.6 inches; just *SLIGHTLY* 8i66er than karkat's. that's it
>>152296904picrel is kino. does hsg like psycholonials? i just read it again for the third time while snowed in this weekend and forgot how great it was. i want to see zhen fuck abby with her clowndick
Troll horn size = bulge sizeThat's the reason Vriska was so obsessed with Tavros btw
>>152296977have considered it because i like how hussie draws chicks but everything else i have vaguely heard about it makes me consider otherwise
>>152296722i like meenkat because davekat is for faggots and karkat needs a real woman. also i like pedophile women
>>152296976nepeta is probobly the loudest fucker she prob sounds super slutty or grunts like an animal
>>152296988it alll makes sense. then she went to john because he also has a huge cock!
>>152297021i dont like to imagine shotas with huge cocks especially not the human ones. So i will say john is average. i give trolls a pass cause i sorta fuck with the weird tentacle dicks so they are allowed to be larger.
>>152296994the story is genuinely pretty good. if the gender fagshit is what's turning you off it that's like barely part of the story. i would at least try to get through the first two chapters of it
>>152296935d/on't go aroun/d fucking other anons without my permission.
I think I'm done with this general for awhile. For people who talk about sex constantly you guys sure do have so little.
>>152297021john has a neat little 5.5 incher that women are obsessed with anyways. you have to understand that his sex appeal is from his innate charm, not a huge cock
>>152297007>and karkat needs a real woman.That woman's name? Callie Ohpeee.
>>152297047this, I would rather hangout with the AT fags for a bit
>>152297057true, honestly might go smaller since he seems like he would be a late bloomer. >>152297047its funis there anything YOU wanna talkk about
Equius is big strong Russian man or big strong Black man.There is no other human stuck headcannon.
>>152297073i don't understand callikat. what you're looking for is clearly uucest, karkat is like diet caliborn. nobody is stopping you from shipping uucest.
>>152296988>8 tripsi 8elieve you anon. THAT'S why terezi makes fun on karkar for his nu88y horn. small-dicked fa66ot lol. This also implies Feferi's cock is still 6rowin6 and will eventually 6row to 8e fucking MASSIVE, which is always a 6ood thin6. Feferi deserves all the 6ood thin6s in life>>152297007fair, 8ut 6od i wish it was literally ANYONE ELSE who fit the description instead of the little 6hetto hood rat meenah. Karanea would 8e 8etter even. OR Karulin. Or Karliterallyanyoneelse>>152297035i didn't thou6h.... see how i stopped 8efore i 6ot to that part? i'm a 6ood person
>>152297111>uucestjust call it cherry limeade like the rest of us
>>152297122i think karkat x latula is pretty funny, it's like post-karezi cope
I’ve read a 30,000-word essay about classes.It was an insanely solid analysis, probably the best one I've read so far, aside from the occasional stinkers about capitalism and fascism which felt more like author's personal biases seeping in more than something I really felt was present in Homestuck itself.Wednesday afternoon well-spent.
>>152297153fancy ship names are for women and gayfags
>>152297194PROSPITCEST PROSPITCEST PROISPITCEST
>>152297175well? you 6onna link it or...??>>152297194me when i lie:
>>152297175don't tell me it was the fucking d3wdr0p classpect brochure, that thing is a complete waste of time. anything that proposes fanclasses can be immediately thrown out. they gave you the framework, why are you adding in your own gay shit?
>>152297110i headcanon him as native american.because it makes sense in my head.
>>152297175It's all based on random shit seen in the comic If you want to go full death of the author you can just make up what it means anyway
>>152297111You're absolutely 100% right that callikat parallels uucest and karkat is diet caliborn(which is also the point!), but in a way that imo makes it a happy end.>they both like romance and could talk about it for hours>she already seems to be a Vantas fangirl(69 cufflinks)>she can handle his schizo quadrant vacillation just fine. As a cherub she can naturally handle blackrom, but she will gladly try to entertain his flushed feelings as well.>a benevolent quasi-deity x the chosen one descended from suffering savior who died for our sinsIt's objectively a great couple for a hypothetical "and they lived happily ever after" ending of homestuck.
>>152297496yeah, i feel like every karkat romance should have him like see beyond quadrants and have a relationship that encompases all of them. i think good davekat fics kinda do that, And callikat could do that even more
>shippers near me
>>152297570i wish THIS shipper was near me. 8ut life isn't fair anon, we can't all have what we want in life okay??
wow my taste in women is exactly parallel with my sister that is very concernin6
>>152297700soemthing somethig frueid. your fine man just dont bang your damn sister and it should be ok
>>152297735fair. it just is stran6e to me and raises at least a question or two, since i'm pretty sure i heard somethin6 a8out people su8consciously seekin6 partners similar to their parental fi6ure of the opposite sex, which 8e6s the question of if i su8consciously view my sister as a mother fi6ure. 8ut yeah i find it a little weird
>>152297285Equius is either Big Russian, Big Black Guy, or Big Native American Apache. There is no other human headcannon.
>>152297235Nope, it's the one by caligvlasaqvarivm, the chapter dealing with the classes dropped a few days ago. Unlike d3wdr0p there are no fan classes or schizo pairings like Prince vs Sylphs, and if nothing else the author is pretty good at presenting the evidence for the classes having such-and-such flaws and character arcs. For example I didn't really pick up on the Bards' arcs being connected to spirituality/faith, but after reading it it's hard for me to unsee it.
>>152297834can i have uh a link
Good afternoon.Surge as the Thief of Breath, Heather as the Witch of Mind and Okuyasu as the Page of Void.
>>152297879https://archiveofourown.gay/works/77848091/chapters/205042986Again, a couple paragraphs are fucking cringe, but overal it's a pretty solid work imo.
>>152297777my siste/r left a long time ago an/d all i r/emember was that she gave me dor/itos when i was 9
>>152298032my condolencesno one should be sisterlessit's just not ri6ht
>>152297608hmm why so much chubby meulin?
>>152297910aye. susie should be knight of mind. ik its a popular belief that shes a rage or a hope player, but really, she has most qualities of a mind player. like, she is affiliated with justice past ch4 and she brings new ideas into gameplay system like actions for whole crew and "susie's idea", this is also a feat of a knight, bringing new approach (mind) into the game. also she is rad girl, like latula
>>152298124why do i post it? it's hot. why is it made? it's hot and 8ased
>>152294442It’s based on my preference for striderlodes and harleyberts so fuck yeah the beta session would be better >>152296443>>152296523But admittedly I don’t have any idea of what their dynamics would be
>>152298136eh i dont see it. Rage and hope are all about reality and bending or breaking it. Hope through belief and rage through simply not abiding by the rules that they hate.like how gamzee subverts death over and over and over. i lean rage, and i also lean heir. She inherits rage and she naturally uses it, really as much as she says "your choices dont matter" she is the only person who can truly invalidate your will. So heir of rage works for me
>>152298136You know, that's really interesting. I thought she'd be a Knight of Rage, but I have a friend who fights that she's a Thief of Mind instead. Always stealing the choices from the player and so on.
>>152298161understandable.
>>152298161Woe skinny meulin upon ye
>>152298356anon don't make me draw chu88y meulin doin6 cat thin6s. You're pushin6 me to that
>>152298356>>152298386girls.... you both look great.
Big fat cat tits
>>152298450hm mmmm fat cat, 8i6 tits?
>>152298608holy shit he's just like me fr
>>152298608i could fuck the suicidal tendencies out of him. when will jesus give me a suicidal loser to rape
>>152298646>>152298633
>>152298608>my life is so good I must cut and kill myself
>>152298660cutting is the most white suburban kid thing
>>152298660Another victory for June Egbert truthers
>>152298660need him
>>152297910>>152298178>Susie>heir>the second most passive/conduit-like class>the class of people who would lead nice comfortable lives
>>152298712
>>152298751Well o8viously she's a Kni6ht or may8e a Maid. Could 8e a Prince too. I'm not 6ood at classpectin6 so really i have no ideaNoelle is a Muse of Rape tho that's all i know
someone post THAT ship
>>152298754
>>152298859now this is a dynamic i wish to see more of
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>>152298948cope, faggot!
>>152298961
>>152298892
>>152298974you're literally russian nigga get outta here
>>152298974uhhh.... ranch?
>>152298982im more than a nigger and a wigger on top of that. a real deal big shot of this thread. i dont wanna see my brother johnny cutting himself like a whiny little bitch... johnny my goat...
>>152298993ohhhh that's what you were talking about. okay ur based. yeah john would NEVER cut himself. he's just an average dude who likes bad movies and pranks, not some homofaggot who takes a razor to his skin. The only razor a man should ever use is one to shave his hair, not cut himself like a little bitchboy
>>152299009did you heard of deepl? try it next time. or reverso
>>152299016i'm gonna go out of my way to translate what someone else said into english just because THEY were too lazy to use a translator. try not being a snarky nigger next time
Deep down we all know only Striders would actually consider cutting but which one is more likely to do it?
>>152299031who said i use translator? i tell YOU to use it, you illiterate victim of uASSa educational system
>>152299041Dirk, not even a question
>>152299041strilonde cutting tier listdirkdaveroseroxy>>152299049anon, i fear there may be a misunderstanding here. To reiterate in a way I hope is more clear, I meant I did not want to use a translator to translate a language, in this case, Russian, into English, and would rather the Russian poster use a translator to translate their message into English. I apologize for not making that more clear in my post.
>>152299041Dirk, he would be the one to rope John into it too
>>152298751I didn't account for last partBut I think whole rage is a very active class. And the way it is exerted is usually very active. Susie herself isn't *extremely* active herself. She didn't have much of a goal after she has her fun being a bad guy. And the acts she does usually are pretty small scale. But we haven't seen her full character arc. So perhaps we will see her come into the role of a knight where she uses her ability to break the rules for others, and fighting *with* it. But so far she hasn't been as active as one would expect
>>152299094well you better yield next time
>>152299100No, I would rather not. My apologies for not making that more clear in my previous post, I had intended to make my stance firm on this matter. Good day to you anon.
>>152299120YIELD NIGGER YIEEEEEEELD
>>152299095i think dirkjohn is fagslop but this is so hot
>>152299142NO. SIR, I ALREADY STATED IN MY PREVIOUS POST THAT I WOULD RATHER NOT YIELD. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU RESPECTED MY FIRM STANCE ON THIS MATTER.
>This threadWomen, not even once
edtwt please leave my general
>>152299041Trick question, it's Dave. Dirk gets has more scars but he gets all of them from the fights with his robots which serve as a convenient proxy to present his self-harm tendencies as manly rather than sissy faggot shit.>I got all these bleeding wounds on my arms but for not idiotic roastie reasons like cutting over having >20 BMI but because I was FIGHTING like a REAL MAN and simply lost because I'm not strong enough just yet.
>>152299168that would be shtwt, faggot. and no john cutting himself is based
>>152298859i need more vriskat for the love of god they are so funny together.
Holy fucking shit I hate my dirty ass family so fucking much, I just wanna piss like a normal fucking person but nOoOoOoOo the fucking tub in there was left 8right green, dirty fucking clothes all over the floor and the toilet wasn't even flushed! If I can clean up then so can everyone else, just damn it all, fuckers despise me yet do shit like this, like I'm a massive fucking faggot but they're actual FAGGOTS, I know this doesn't have anything to do with homestuck but even hussie couldn't fuck me this badly
>>152299262the peak of vriskat is when it's vrisrezi and karezi cope
>>152299227right i got my mental illness acronyms mixed up because people always call it shedtwt and my brain removed the wrong one anyway die
988twt warrior hereThe one who would cut the most would be feferi but I wont explain why.
>>152299146I don't care that much for it either, unless it's brojohn but it's excellent for this
>>152299270>8right greenwhy the FUCK was the fuckin6 toilet fuckin6 6reen??? what do you put in a 8athtu8 to make it fuckin6 6reen
>>152299262>>152298859Will never stop being weird to me that they're the most prominent trolls and somehow barely interact past A5A1. I know it's like buried by all the other insane writing decision made in late Homestuck, but still, how do you pull that off.
>>152298865cute...
>>152299217this anon gets it
>>152299324I don't fucking know?? And yeah even the toilet had something green in it, nobody is still doing fuck about it too! I'm not since why the fuck would I clean up after someone else, and none of the other fuckers here admitting to anything, these motherfuckers would be dead if killing was legal by now cause how do you fucking do this and not even take out the damn plug?!? The plug was fucking left in!
>>152299308feferi totally makes sense, she's kind of like john in that regard. spoiled rich kids slitting it up over trivial teenage social issues.
>>152299308>988twt warriorok you don't have to explain why but at least explain what the hell this means
>>152299388a8solutely 6rody, vile, dis6ustin6, nauseating, etc. etc. horri8le. no one should have to deal with that shit ew >>152299308i lick her wounds. i'd 6o to the 8ottom of the fuckin6 ocean like a shark the second i smell some of that delicious fuchsia 8lood
>>152299388kanaya came to visit, you should be grateful. drink up or shut up.
>>152299419that's the suicide hotline num8er lmoa
>>152296697wish i still had that sadstuck fic where Nepeta is on a wheelchair and she fucks Equius to fill the buckets to make sure the drones don't find out she's crippled and kill her
>>152297700I'm already similar to my sister so me liking people like her isn't weird
>>152299308>988twt warrior here
>>152299496jesus that sounds extremely hot. if you find that shit you 6OTTA post it>>152299497yeah, me too, 8ut she has certain traits I don't, mainly optimism, passion, and 8u88liness. I am also narcissistic so the traits that 8oth my sister and i share may 8e... extra hot to me? who knows
>>152299328smth smth hussie isn't that good of a writer.
>>152299520ignore dave
Of course Vibri and the mods would shit talk about Sarah Z and claim she spread misinformation.
>>152299533Watch it bro
>>152299455ohhh. neat
>>152299638watch what?? what am i supposed to 8e watchin6, anon?
>>152299589Post the logs, I want some entertainment
>>152299589i know i'm supposed to unquestioningly think hussie is hitler, but sarah z and gio and all those faggot are all genuinely insane. if you thought about anything they were saying for more than 5 seconds and got your head out of your ass you would recognize it as the blatant smear campaign it is
>>152299429I can't get over the fact that they couldn't even take out a plug, it's literally right there yet they got fucking annoyed at me when I pointed it out, these fuckers ain't human and it's not just this shit that gets to me, fuck it this might be overkill for this situation but I'll even admit to them letting me get molested by my own dad and laugh at my face when kid me got too scared to sleep in a bed for years afterwards, I'm generally surrounded by sociopathic lazy fucks who can't even clean up after themselves>>152299437kanaya can go fuck herself if she's leaving this shit in random bathtubs, I'm glad for what happened to her
>>152299719>>1522997328ased as all fuck>>152299710well yeah anyone associated with homestuck in any official capacity is a horri8le person. o8viously
>>152299778its coming together and im really happy. As much as i love the 3 years comic, theres not enough dialouge to savor it all. Which is what im doing. Trust me there will be plenty of kissing and fucking tho
>>152299768damn man, shit sucks mad heavy you 6ot family who're so insanely shitty like that. that's some fucked up shit ri6ht there man
>>152299732now have him show us his cock!
8atterwitch = Condy8atterwitch = WitchPexies = LifeCondesce = Witch of Lifethank you for comin6 to my TED talk
>>152299710Gio I get because he was being extremely dramatic, but what did Sarah Z do besides talking about things that DID happen?
>>152299835dont worry you will in time
>>152299533how d/oes it feel to have a siste/r? i think my siste/r was r/eally cool before she was kicke/d out by my par/ents. she use/d an ol/d vista computer, with her own password an/d shit, she had swag too, r/ipped jeans sho/rts, crop top, used a fucking cap at home, braces. but my memory is mostly hazy. and whats up with all that cliche br/other/siste/r r/ival shit that i see? is that how it works? what's up with that?
wader is a seadweller slur apparently>>152299922well i can't speak for everyone, 8ecause i'm apparently closer to my sister than most other people i know seem to 8e. it feels nice, i 6uess. Like... huh like a moirail. We confide in each other, try to prevent each other from doin6 stupid/irresponsi8le shit, and 6enerally enjoy each other's company. the rivalry stuff can 8e a result of a failin6 si8lin6 relationship, personalities clashin6, or simply fun, dependin6 on the situation i think.
what do you think of the dialog so far, theres a lot more, but i wanted to make it feel authentic as possible. I think i went a little overboard having john adopt vriskas 8 quirk.
>>152299922>Don't know the sibling rivalry stuffbut seriously I miss it a lot, sometimes I wish they were just always cruel cause then it wouldn't of been as hard losing them
i commissioned this
>>152299710Damn, if only Hussie and his poor innocent tranny and BPDfoid orbiters openly tried to counter that "blatant smear campaign" with their version of events that would have clarified things instead of ignoring Gio from start to finish because "muh stalker" and sending legal threats to Sarah right of the bat before actually engaging her proprely>The truth is, I don’t think anyone with a significant platform showed any interest in covering the Kickstarter events on the level of detail that you or Gio were diving into. Any demands for the types of extremely fine details you see in Gio’s blog always appeared in small minority pockets of fandom, if they even existed at all.Because apparently getting 2.5 million bucks, not delivering on the promised game and the prolonged lack of communication with the backers is absolutely not worth addressing until someone with a reach shed a spotlight on it
>>152299680FBI had to be called because the team was sent death threats.
>>152299980i think it's pretty 6ood anon
>>152300030the horse mods are blowing the hs team's dicks so fucking hard
>>152300030>remember, HS2 had to be shut down to protect the people working on it We are reaching critical levels of revisionism. In four days we will be seeing them revise what they said last week, until they're doing it with their previous message.
>>152300019
>>152300030>someone on the internet wrote "the epilogues and HS2 are fucking shit kys you retards">billions of marginalized folx working for WP get PTSD and spend every waking second fearing for their lives
>>152300030>this thing we basically all agree is amazingly written>we all can sit here and agree that this book is fucking fantasticWE? there is no WE. who the fuck is we, mfs speaking french
>>152300130why was it shut down then
>>152300186>screenshot is from the epilogues discussion channelgee i wonder who this "WE" could be.
The fuck happened?
>>152300217The original homestuck^2 team decided to stop doing updates and work to finish the entirety of the comic and THEN upload all at once, whatever happened behind the scenes wasn't only because the fandom didn't like her, she was targeted for acting like a moron on social media sure, but making up a nebulous group of chuds to pin ALL the blame on is insane, they claim in the same message that said chuds are a small corner of the fandom, but somehow they shit up a storm that causes "ptsd" to the team??? Allegedly some person that used to know kate mitchell said that it was mainly because of "union busting" from the corpos involved at the time, baggage with the NDAs signed, along witht he pushback she got from the fandom, the death threats and supposed FBI involvement are all unverifiable claims that just happen to back the current argument theyre using
their talkin about hs2
How over is it for Meenah if Candy Karkat ever manages to somehow meet up with Meat Terezi?
>>152300409Don't you mean Davebot? We all know Meat Terezi is saving her bulge for Vriska and getting wet when she sees her Helltier look.
loremasters give this newgem scum the qrd on sarah z and gio and whatever the fuck
I never gave a fuck about sarah z, I just wanted to read my shitty webcomics and laugh at all the pointless dramas
erisol but straighthttps://files.catbox.moe/2xb26k.pngsorry for no xray
>>152297910I've been meaning to ask, why the Fortnite renders for Doom and Megatron?
today is day 105 i think, of drawin6 aranea every. sin6le. day. until i'm dead. i'm feelin6 really tired for a reason i couldn't articulate 8efore: i drank a 8unch of fuckin6 caffiene, 8urnt myself out (8y downloadin6 and postin6 all that fucking hetroslop, amon6 (us) other thin6s). horri8le, 8ecause this happened earlier this week as wellanyways, this stupid amon6 us serket is em8lematic of my tiredness. low-effort, u6ly, and definitely with very little forethou6ht. anyways that's it. despite it 8ein6 4:45 rn i mi6ht just 6o to sleep. idk, so in case i don't see you, 6ood afternoon, 6ood evenin6, and may8e even 6oodni6ht
>>152300780this is weirdly accurate
>>152300409give up on karezi anon it was never going to happen
>>152299964can't your siste/r then.. help you? with your past trauma and stuff? you just sit on your room all d/ay on hsg, no job, no money, no nothing. and she d/oesn't help? or ar/e you just scared to tell her.
>>152299964Same for Chumbucket.
>>152300894oh, she knows, 8utone: she has her own shit to deal with, which she isn't really equipped to handle herselftwo: anon i'm gonna be real serious; serious enough to drop my stupid typing quirk. my laziness is the only thing stopping me from killing myself right now. i have the determination, but not the energy, and when i gain the energy again, i'm going to try again, and again, and again until i get it right.three: if i told her, she'd pro8a8ly try to stop me, which is not what i want. i want nothin6 more than a quick death. I would 6ive up literally any and every worldly possession i had if i 6uarenteed a full permanent non-existence.
>>152300703woah
>>152300949no you wont. i wont let you, if you died now you would lose out on your future. despite me no having emotions i understand what you feel. if you killed yourself then i would have nobody that understands me. you've got to prove yourself wrong. if i have to make sure you're safe everyday, then i will. now go to sleep boy.
i feel it should’ve been expected yet i am still surprised that we have actual suicidal nogs here. then again i haven’t been feeling great either so I really shouldn’t be saying anything
>>152301052I can say from my experience from attempting it that it's something I regret in hindsight now that I'm feeling more content with myself, it does get better but I'll be lying if I didn't pretend it was due to me putting in the effort to feel better
>>152300703wwoww
>>152301052I think it's one of those things that still surprises you regardless of whether or not you expect it.Personally I consider myself among that number but only because I want to go out in a blaze of glory rather than wind up as some old vegetable with a deteriorating mind
Has ever working with Homestuck broken someone like this before?
>>152301166i would too if i worked on it. and i just read it all to september to november and i feel drained by it.
>>152301166oh he's *out* out of it damntf happened that left him this fucked??
>>152301209Whatever happened, we'll never know cause NDA. Hussie got everyone he recruits to sign it, even the mods for his Discord.
>>152301052it's hard 8ein6 a personit's hard and, apparently, people sympathize with that>>152301039TW: suicidal ideation, self-pitiyin6, self-depreciation, defeatism, words words words, 8lo6-post anon, i appreciate the support, 8ut we're complete stran6ers. i don't think i 'understand' you, or vice versa. i have more facets of my personality than i show as 'araneafa6' or whatever people itt know me as. i'm hateful, spiteful, sadistic, and rude, stu88orn, 8itter, and envious sometimes, 8ut o8viously i'm 6oin6 to curate the parts of me that i think people will like the most even though there are parts of me that i compulsively share, like how i'm doin6 ri6ht now. i'm not 6onna 8e dramatic and say i'm a 8ROKEN person, 8ut i am 8eyond savin6, for my nihilism, which devalues everythin6 in my life, making it easier to come to terms will killin6 myself, to my self-awareness and defeatist attitude, which makes me know that doin6 nothin6 a8out it, ruminatin6 on it, and 8lamin6 it on my ne6ative traits that i know i have does nothin6 8ut make me spiral, 8ut that in doin6 so i'm only perpetuatin6 that cycle, makin6 it harder and harder to escape. and I know that my stu88orness won't allow me to just 6ive on this like that. it's why i still draw aranea. it's why i stick to my word when i mean it, and it's why i know i will do anythin6 to achieve the Ultimate Escapism that is death.i think i myself cannot do anythin6 a8out my current state. i'm too nihilistic, stu88orn, and defeatist to 6ive anythin6 a try, aside from may8e pharmaceutical intervention, which i 8elieve would 8e the only thin6 stoppin6 me from killin6 myself. of course, i dou8t this is helped 8y me findin6 a suicide forum with various methods and the like.all in all, suicide is my only hope, and without it, i would have pro8a8ly taken out all of this... mess out on someone elsesorry to 8e such a downer. i 6uess i should spoiler this shit just in case. to 8e considerate
>>152294864We need more Callum Borgne.
>>152298008I read this. The capitalism parts weren't so offensive to me, i know what they were trying to say.what offended *me* was them trying to paint tavros in such a negative light.let me directly put the quote in >"but [tavros] reveals that he mistook her grandpa for a threat and used Becqueral to kill him, and then tries to leverage that "heroic" act into getting Jade to date him.">insert text box, you guys read the comic >"Yeah, uh, yikes. However, Jade's initial reaction to him was positive, so she sticks to that and lets him down easy, offering to start by being friends with him. Jade sweetie. No."I get what their trying to say. Jade is super biased to her initial reaction of someone and that drives her entire thought process. Tavros was nice to her so she was nice to him even tho he was being weird.And tavros *IS* weird, and trying to leverage that for a date IS weird. BUT ALSO FUCK OFF DONT PRETEND LIKE THE ALIEN WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER HAS TO BE CALLED OUT ON TWITTER BECAUSE HE FUCKED UP. dont fucking "um, sweetie, no" me YOU SMUG AUTHOR. god i hate artists and writers. -artist and writer
>>152301232their based as fuck for defending eridan like they do tho so its all pros and cons
>>152301204i still like aradia tho. heck i love arasol still. so i'm not so numb by it yet.
>>152297235fuck you faggot dewdrop is the best in the biz
>>152301229Holy shit I don't give a shit fuck off with the 500 word discord essay
>>152301334> cant even read 90 words without pissing themselveshow severe is your brain damage anon?
>>152301304what's this, misogyny?
>>152301439Yes.
>>152301166It's been over a decade, things change and people move on
>>152301294dewdrop is a retarded faggot who is more interested in writing sad poetry about his faggot friends and inventing baseless faggot fanclasses to compensate for his lack of understanding of the material than he is actually writing a useful guide. it's a load of absolute bullshit and he's fucking retarded
>>152301516NTA, but James Roach was the head writer of HSBC just last year
>>152299732>>152299719aqww this is really cute
>>152301548>leaves being headwriter>immediately becomes miserable about homestuckmakes you think
>>152301526i didn't even know there was fan class shit in that until you pointed it out. it's like two pages. stop crying you little bitch.
>>152301548Oh, so he met a fan
>>152301344aradia best girl
>>152301334Anon, I find your post moderately offensive. Now, I'm not 6oin6 to 6ive you the 8enefit of the dou8t, 8ecause, 8ein6 in the Homestuck thread, I can only assume you've read the comic, thou6h I could 8e wron6 a8out this, seein6 your aversion to readin6, despite my spoilerin6 it for your convenience. Now, I, an avid reader, thou6ht Homestuck was a lon6 and frankly arduous read at times, I have read thousands of words in one sittin6. Tens of thousands for FUN. Now, 6iven the fact that I spoilered the post, I can only assume a few thin6s:A. You unspoilered it just to see it and 6et mad, knowin6 it would make you upset (rookie move)8. You looked at the spoilered text and thou6ht to yourself "i don't like this. i should tell him i don't like this". this is fair, 8ut if you didn't like it, there's no reason to respond as an6rily as you did, or at all for that matterNo, side tan6ent aside, we have the topic of your avoidance of readin6. Now, your main criticism of my... work, was its len6th. Now, a6ain, assumin6 you read Homestuck, this would 8e... a ridiculous concept. You, someone who actively went their way to READ HOMESTUCK, is upset at the ar6ua8ly short post. Now, I can only assume there was a deeper reason 8ehind this rather than its len6th. I hope, 8ecause otherwise it would mean you... well, I already went over it previously, so there's no real need to rehash all of that. 8ut, that aside, I can conceptualize this hypocrisy. The sheer co6nitive dissonance one would have to have for that to 8e true is honestly cartoonish. Thou6h, I can sympathize with you. Ima6ine you come home from a lon6 day of stressful work, ready to relax, do some Homestuck shitpostin6, and you see someone just 6oin6 on and on and on a8out somethin6 you don't care a8out. I can understand your frustration, 8ut it doesn't make you any less of a fa66ot. Hell, all of my romantic and sexual experiences have 8een with males, and even *I* am less of a fa66ot than you are.
https://files.catbox.moe/5ztxoi.mp4
>>152301597watch out anon you'll give him brain damage with so much text!
John x Vriska is the best, because I self-insert as John, and I get to fix and fuck the evil alien. You think I'm being sarcastic? No. Fuck you. It's based.
>>152301636this but daverezi
>>152301597dawg everytime you try to be a smartass when someone calls you something is insufferable to read
>>152301624i don't think i can make him even more retard hehehehehehe >>152301636well, at that point just make an OC? i mean, you already want Vriska for yourself, and you already self-insert. Why not skip the cuckin6-8y-proxy, and make your own OC. Don't feel like shippin6 your OC with a canon character? Make an OC completely identical to your ideal vision of her. It really is that simple. Idk. If I like a character and want to have sex with her, I'd just ship her with myself
What could possibly be Arthur Schopenhauer's classpect?
>>152301636This is me but make it june x vriska and I'm self inserting as vriska cause I'm a piece of shit
>>152301672how so? 6enuine question. I am curious as to your reasonin6, and I mean that in the least defensive/offensive way I can say that.
>>152301597What does this have to do with homestuck? Fuck off
>>152301579you didn't even know there were fanclasses because you didn't read it, which is the only reason you think it's good. you're retarded kill yourself
She's coming...
>>152301732and i ea6erly await it
>>152301549thanks dude. im working hard at this. this thread is kind of a mess, but im just trying to spread positivly.
With the Tomodachi Life direct coming out tomorrow, here's hoping we still get the same awesome customization like we had in Miitopia. There were really good ones for the Homestuck cast.
>>152301636johnvris is the best because i self insert as vriska and i get to fuck and ruin the loser nerd
>>152301743why
>>152301636spider8reath is goated cause i self insert as a totally bad girl who totally destroys a nerdy boy but also gets fixed by him
>>152301229>suicide forumlink?
>>152301597can you shut up ffs nobody is here to read textwalls about your feelings
>>152301859not knowing how to read more than 30 words is completly fine to admit anon, just dont throw a fit over it
I will be willing to see the end of hsg if it meant the quirkfag would leave this existence.
>>152299719>>152299732This is really cute! I wish we were seeing John's expression in this interaction though.
>>152301891i read the whole thing it's just fucking annoying and retarded. are you so self absorbed that the only reason you think someone wouldn't care about your feelings is that they didn't read your textwall about them
>>152301903noted, ill put a little box so you can see his expression,
>>152301597>using your own gay rape as a gotcha
>>152301930lmao im not even the same guy i just like baiting drama from retards B^Y
>>152301939Nice, I want to say that I'm really looking forward to how this proceeds. Are you thinking of doing any colour or are just keeping it greyscale for now?
>>152301957well, you're retarded too. all of you are retarded. we need a hsg mass suicide
>>152301939>Live JOHN reaction
>>152301895>>152301719well no i don't wanna kill myself as much, out of spite 8\ or, what I want to communicate with you all, is that it would 8e 8oth more productive and en6a6in6 if, instead of complainin6, you tried to 6enerate some form of discussion unrelated to me. It really is that simple. Just... shift the topic to somethin6 YOU like, instead of focusin6 on what you don't>>152301930why thou6h? i don't 6et what compelled you to read it, anon. 8ur i am open to su66estions to 8e 8oth less annoyin6 and retarded. And I mean that 6enuinely. If you have any constructive criticism, I am open to it>>152301948well yeah i thou6ht it was funny
>>152301973>>152301977I am considering doing full colors, but that would require doing backgrounds i imagine, which are an extremly lacking area of my expertise. furthermore, it would just be kinda hard, but if people appreciate it im more than willing to put in the effort. also john will have plenty of importance. My shotas have proper respect in my comics.
>>152301976>let us know when you're done sperging out anon
>>152302013You are sorely overestimating your actual relevance, the fact that you dont believe I'm not one of the other anons posting images without acknowledging your blog posting is humorous to me. This is the first time I've ever engaged with you ever since /hsg/ has come back. You aren't anyone worth thinking about in my eyes
>>152302026Funnily enough I could see her making a good morail with that attitude.
>>152302054tyzias <> daraya is peak
>>152302045okay, 6ood. i was 6enuinely worried i was ne6atively affectin6 your /hs6/ experience in a si6nificant way. 8ut i am curious as to why you wanted, and thou6ht specifically to reply now, of all times. Do you think may8e I'm 8ein6 too much? Do you have any advice? I am willin6 to listen to any advice you have.
>>152302026is this guy from hiveswap? if so, he owes me sex, like a lot of sex
>>152302019I think your linework is quite good, very clean and readable, honestly for now you should concentrate on moving the script forward. When you have the arc of the story and the dialogue hashed out, then you can think about embellishing the drawings, which for now really are just storyboards to work off of. Whenever you do have more to post let us see it right away!
>>152302065tyzias is pretty peak in almost any quadrant i thinkgood character i like her
>>152302013my constructive criticism is, as the other anon said, you think too much of yourself. i don't know if hsg is your *only* community, but i think you would benefit from branching out.you're kind of full of yourself, self absorbed, and overly negative. start trying to remind yourself that you're interacting with other people as equals, and that we're all just people in the world. i'm sorry you're going through all this, really, it sounds tough. but it's not all about you even though it can feel like that when things are at their worst. you woukd benefit from keeping this in mind
>>152302089oh linework???hahaha this is only a sketch reallybut thank you very much.im thankful to have the 3 years comic as a basis, but yeah im pretty intent on switching shit up. i think im gonna handle it one chapter at a time tho. Because committing to a huge comic like this is an insane commitment and i don't know how much i can do. My goal is to finish *this* chapter. And then plan the next. and so on. desu the end goal/dream would be assemble a sort of team, or at least get help in the art department. But thats big dreams. thank you very much, also did you draw this?? wheres the sauce :000
>>152302086tyzias is a gal that has an equally banging m8sprit ngl
>>152302114oh yeah. lol okay, thanks anon i needed to hear that. I 6uess you're ri6ht. a6ain, thanks. I have 8een mainly focused on myselffrom now on i'll try to focus on... waifupostin6? i 6uessy'know, ironically, i've 8een actin6 similarly to an attention ho66in6 li6ht player, which is ironic for multiple reasons
>>152301229>TW: suici-YOU ARE ON 4CHAN YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOBODY HERE GETS TRAUMATIZED BY WALLS OF TEXT YOU BRAINDEAD DICKSUCKER.WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN USING THIS WEBSITE WHEN YOU CLEARLY BELONG TO WEBSITES LIKE XITTER AND GROOMCORD YOU INVASIVE SOFTSKINNED FAGGOT?
so we went from too much talk about sex to too much aurguing. crazy thread. Why did the crazy thread have to be the one i made??? this is what i get for not linking the last thread in the OP.
>>152302149Its a woman??? fucking ruined
>>152302217This is a doomed timeline...
uuuh i'm thinking davejade
>>152300030Nigga the story changes week by week yet somehow Hussie is never involved or the bad guy. I can see one, ONE, death threat from a genuine schizo that requires the FBI's involvement, but the rest of it was just telling the team they suck and sending them kys.
>>152302225im breath so maybe i can use those retconny power thingies and fix this up.Anyone here a mind/seer player who can help me out?
>>152302220just imagine its a twink and you'll get a boner again anon ezpz
>>152302229anon i think im going to have to agree!!
>>152302142Oh no, I only found it on Tumblr. I looked for the source just now and couldn't find it. I remember it was paired with an image of Rose and Dave on Derse too. Wish I could remember what the artist's name was. Getting the first chapter done is a good first step. Don't worry over much about the big picture, you're figure out a lot simply by going through the process of the storytelling itself.
>>152302376yes i willi promise you all right here right now. I WILL draw them having loving sex. THATS A PROMISE
i will also write a good story if at all possible :3
>>152301817oh i was lurking in there once some months ago. because i felt suicidal. but it ended up making me so angry at the trolls and doomers mindset in there that i now refuse to kill myself out of spite of this retarded mentality.hmmm is called sanctioned-suicide.net but honestly if you are looking to a easy exit bro. just keep living. is better than dying believe me. but you can look up there there is some funny gems and an actuall healthy thread besides doomer stuff.
you guys are gonna be so fucked when I finish writing this fic
>>152302454what is it
>>152302454depends. wich couple or wich themes are in this fic? me likes some specifique stuff...
davejade!!
>>152296722 Meenah being his partner is ironic shit and at the same time the best option of all. Terezi fucked a deceased John in space, Jade is a bitch in both versions, and Karkat never had any real interest in Nepeta. The only thing he has left is his pedo bitch who licks his balls or his gay relationship
>>152302045On another note I absolutely ship it
His ass is staying alive one way or another.
>>152302149I wanna cum in her coffee and see her reaction as she drinks it
>>152302396BASEDBASEDBASED
>>152302572She likes is Blacked
>>152302569He's 40 and She's forever 23, Yeah, he won it all.
>>152302572i mean, basedbut stelsa also mad hot tho
heheh
i want to fuck john egbert so bad, it drives me insane that he's not real.
>>152302706(you)
>>152302706bro strider...
>>152302706It's ok I understand>>15230257I have a duty to my people.
i want to hug dirk strider so bad, it drives me insane that he's not real.
>>152302772
Dirk has to be my least liked character in all of Homestuck because of how much exposure screentime and relevance he has. I would say the same about Vriska, but her unlikable traits are less irritating to me and her good traits I like a lot more. Dirk is Rose except the stick up his ass is way more up and he also hates and loves himself. At least vriska just hates herself.
>>152302775pls don't bully him too hard, he already bullies himself enough
>>152302454>finish writingha hahahahat. still writing one
>>152302795Does Dirk actually bully himself?Dirk is basically caliborn where every negative thing that he does to himself is just a way to boost his own mental image of himself or push his agenda/will And the only bad things that *actually* happen to him are because of his insane hubris, lack of foresight, and generally being a stupid dumbass because he thinks he's smart.
so like why is meenah Around in post-canon againt. haven't and won't read it just curious
>>152302795
>>152302814yeah, he is simultaneously arrogant and self-hating. he grew up on minimal human interaction so his social skills are janky as fuck, hence one of the reasons jake was pushed away. he shown to hate himself in the lil hal dialogue and also shown to be quite hard on himself when he blames himself for everything when shit hits the fan
>>152302824bro, on the other hand, is a viable target. I love him too though
>>152302847I mean I guess. I just find it hard to sympathize with him when he's basically caliborn lite. Like sure no one actually tries and help him change for the better but that's also because of him. So it's a washHe's a stone cold mother fucker for sure but he also misunderstands his own damn role in the game. That being as a DPS bitch who fucks shit up not a Machiavellian schemer. Leave that to light and time players.
>>152302895FUCK DUDEGod I am so completely fucking obsessed with this shit it is insane. I wanna write a chapter where they get into a dream bubble and roleplay being royalty on prospit Just the most completely sappy romantic shit I can god damn think of. With most of my interests in romance it's usually like. Angst or involves people with rough and tumble personalities like VriskaBut johnjade is just soooooooo sappy and sooooo romantic. I love it dude. They would talk about getting married and giggle at each other or something
>>152302875I can see the logic, but I wouldn't equate the two personally. while caliborn is actively aiming to be a terrible person and fuck everyone over, dirk is just a clingy, arrogant sperg, who actually realizes his shortcomings several times overthat's what being a prince of heart means in a sense, destroying the shitty parts of yourself off so the better parts thrive
>>152302928What dirk is *aiming* to be is like a dark anti hero brooding badass who is troubled and enegmatic. The reason dirk never realized his princely powers is because he is so fucking in love with that identity even tho it's toxic masculinity manifest, and he knows it, but he just can't stop. Much in the same way rose deluded herself into thinking she was a similarly dark and troubled abused young woman who needed to turn to dark power in order to get things done. (Which ended up getting her mega groomed)And no one is ever able to stop him. I call him caliborn lite because he isn't in control of the story so his stupidity and flaws catch up to him instead of caliborn where it just enforces itself
Anyhow /HSG/ it's time for me to sign off. Lol I made a thread for the first time. Comic making is slower than I hoped. But I'm also a bit of a lazy bum so there's that Anywho. Another day another round of me drawing. Chapter 1 is coming to a close of the romantic and saliva string hanging variety. Sleep well you all. Post prospitcest while im asleep so I can reap the delicious art. And good night
>>152302960Goodnight anon. Don't get so hard on yourself, in my experience art never happens as fast as you want it to, save for the brief snatches of feverish inspiration that occasionally hit. The most important thing is consistency: showing up everyday.
>>152302547I want to feel up her titties but I'm an adult so I don't think she'd let me.
>>152302960Your an inspiration to us all
>>152295160>>152295239>John impregnates Vriska and she starts getting annoying and smug about it>pregnant vriska would be the worst thing ever!Sure I guess
>>152302943oh, dirk is quite aware of his bravado. and learns to ease up on both being controlling and being a prick
>>152294195I have been waiting 13 years for more of the fic about John and Vriska running a daycare. It has sat in my bookmarks bar for so long that it's older than any actual piece of hardware on the computer.
>>152303116got a link? sounds cozy
>>152302820she ganked the life ring off of john
>>152302572valid but chances are she will be too tired to care and will just gulp it down anyway
>>152303173I do, but I was actually wrong upon looking at it again. I haven't read it in 13 years and in that time I somehow thought it was a John/Vris thing when it's actually John and Rose (and the other two humies) and the trolls are all kids. For over a decade I have been remembering a completely fucking made up story that never existed, and I don't know how to cope with this realization. My data hoarding succeeded; my fragile pink brain failed me. Sorry. Here it is anyway. AO3 still triggers the spam filter? That's fucked, chief.ao3.org/works/207697?view_full_work=truei don't even keep up with homosuck now and only happened to see this thread and the question of the thread while scrolling by in the catalog, so now i'm going to ollie back out in shame.
>>152303240im down for some grimdorks, cheers for the link
>>152300729I think it looks good. They show up whenever I search it up on Google. Also cause it's hilarious.Quick addition. Martin Mertens as the Bard of Blood.
>>152298386>picrel>"chubby"
>>152301232>negative lightHe murdered her relative. It wasn't intentional, which is a redeeming factor, but even when I read that part in the comic I already felt like she should've been at least a bit more upset with Tav for this and less callous with Eridan when he simply gave her such a quality present, I just didn't realize her lack of objectivity might've been connected to her class.I agree this also can be filed under "atrocious writing style" but in the end the point is that Jade was being a dumb bitch here that went with the vibe of the situation, and it's pretty undeniable.
>>152294195>QOTT: Is there any sort of fan fiction you want to see more of? Think not just in terms of ships, but what kinds of stories they tell! Not enough serious fics?I want to see more character growth fics, or hurt/comfort. I have a soft spot for healing. short comical ones are also quite nice. as long as the characters are themselves and have an amusing dynamic I suppose I would enjoy itI have also been waiting MONTHS for a fucking TWO CHAPTER FIC TO UPDATE and it's DRIVING ME BANANAS
>>152302814>Dirk is basically calibornAll Princes might as well be that, for example Hussie explicitly calls Eridan a beta version of Caliborn>So thinking in those terms, you could also view Eridan as a writeup of the "4chan nastyboy," and therefore an unfocused draft of Caliborn, who similarly distilled that role.>For example, Nepeta (romance-obsessed fangirl) as a proto-Calliope, the counter to which is Eridan (romance-obsessed, in a different way, nastyboy) as a proto-Caliborn.
>>152301334i shit you not hes not there, but i wish he was so i could mock him 24/7 til he ropes himself
>>152301229and im stupid sadistic and suicidal, hard the accept, but thats the whole line and deal behind my motivations
>>152303219She has water in her cup as coffeedoes this mean that ccum will put her to sleep or make her go into overdrive
a dirk i drew at like 3 am apparentlyi think i need to get on meds man
>>152303884this is beautiful but why does he have tits
>>152303884Nice tits on Dirk.
>>152303884>i think i need to get on meds manNo you don't Caliborn, don't listen to your sister
>>152303884my drawfag be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO
I demand more Alan or I'm taking you all with me.
>>152303920i just kinda draw him with them, i guess if i had to give a reason it'd be something along the lines of: "it balances out how spiky i usually draw him
>>152303884Can I titfuck him and cum all over his bodacious chest?
>>152304100sure, why not!
>>152301229NECK
>>152304069relax skye is going to release his bussy files to his dad as soon as she finds out he also wants to bang cody
>>152304250>>152304250>>152304250
>>152303472It is. But I think someone like Tavros should be let down easy regardless. Cut the kids break. I think it's the least we can do if we aren't giving him a full "how to unfuck your life" walkthrough. Jade is a super duper impulsive ans sporadic person tho there's no question. Lol I relate to it especially hard. >>152303078If you drew this. Thank you. If you didn't, thank you but also where is sauce
