Cut Rogue Edison*Cuteprevious doomed timeline ==> >>152394808QOTT: How would YOU have written Homestuck in a way that satisfies fans, but with as little changes as possible?
>>152403420eh i'll draw it tomorrow lol.SPEAKIN6 OF DRAWIN6!today is day... 113? of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. this is my new wallpaper 8tw.
>>152403415remove vrisrezi :)
>>152403415Made JohnRose, DaveJade, Equius x Jane, and EriRoxy canon.
>>152403415>GENDERALkek
>genderalI got no headcanons about gender or stuff like that but I like when Kankri's drawn a lil faggy.
>>152403340I bet she feels utterly and completely alienated from him. And I bet it puts a massive strain on their relationship. Before the revelation their in perfect sync. Able to banter and flirt and whatever and keep up with each other. But after that, now rose is haunted by memories and knowledge of a Dave who she can't talk to at all. She knows *some* things about Dave know, things the Dave she knows would never ever tell her as siblings or friends. Fuck she might even remember even more intimate moments. But that Dave is gone. And the Dave she knows is different. He's with Terezi (at that moment), He just hasn't gone through the same stuff as doomed Dave, and acts different because of it. And more importantly he's all to willing to sweep all his feelings under the rug. He would rather do a sibling charade with rose than even acknowledge the past. But the fact of the matter is she isn't even that rose either. She isn't exactly head over heels in love with Dave, and is quite annoyed at him at times. And a blooming romance with Kanaya takes shape. She's between a rock and a hard place. And it leaves her feeling isolated at times. I know there's a fanfic like this. But if I ever did anything with this concept I would do it differently.
I like my Kankri faggy but with a huge dick.
kankri should 8e a skinny twink with a small penis, as all vantases should
>>152403415>in a way that satisfies fans, but with as little changes as possible?That's not possible. At the very minimum John needs to retcon enough shit to save everyone killed during murderstuck.
Obviously I'm preoccupied with a prospitcest thing at the moment. But dersecest still has my interest. But I don't dare tackle two projects at a time. So for now this stays in the realm of musing. How truly cursed it must be to have the memories of a romance that never was.
>>152403527No.
Can someone post the big boobs Porrims that one artist has been posting lately?
>>152403546yes.
>>152403527>as all vantases shouldLook, kill yourself. Although, Karkat does have a 4.5 inch dick, I'll say that much.
If Davesprite didn't experience the ultimate character assassination by becoming that orange-green abortion of a sprite, he'd have went down on Rose again while Kanaya and alpha Dave watched.
since its a "genderal" this time i suppose ill post some boobdirk again
>>152403563si6nless? 2 inches.kankri? practically non-existent.karkat? 3 inch maxsussy imposter? 5 inch.no i will not ela8orate
>>152403563People act like it's the end of the world but I am more than happy to appreciate that. It's not exactly micro
>>152403438shit. i also gotta d/o that tod/ay. gotta get going
I wish a very pleasant afternoon to all Jadebloods and whoever is making the Porrim and Kanaya images is very based.
I think a blood aspect like Karkat would actually be pretty good at sex. Since their the sensitive empathetic types. Tho idk how I feel about letting those claws near any bits
june slammin6 her thick hot 6irl penis into jade. OR 8etter yet, june and jade frottin6
>>152403626You bastard!!!Jade with a dick I'm ok with. BUT NOT JUNE. NEVER
5 inches flaccid. 7.5 hard.
>>152403655I could believe it. Kankri probably would be a lot less insufferable if he was surrounded by non insufferable people. I bet he's a great kisser.
>>1524036553.6 flaccid, 6.7 hard****
>>152403662I bet he tastes good.
>>152403639i'm at the june factoryall up fiddlin6 with shitthen, i hit a lever.the production of junes? increased 3000x times. check ur mail8ox, 8ut 8e careful, 8ecause the sheer amount of june's semen in there. it's explosive, on some hiroshima shit>>152403655>>1524036693 inches hard, 10 inches flaccid.
>>152403672Candy red blood but what about candy red cum Mm yeah that sounds good Karkat and kankri at the same time would he pretty awesome.
Hey Porrim, nice to see you today.
>>152403415>QOTT: How would YOU have written Homestuck in a way that satisfies fansUh-huh...>but with as little changes as possible?Literally fucking impossible. Act 6 requires a major overhaul and that shit is like 55% of the webcomic.
>>152403704The time skip was a genuine mistake. Murderstuck was also a mistake. These big bombastic events basically ruined the story I feel.
>on a shithole planet she's a troll version of Our Lady of Sorrows and a symbol of virtue and sacrifice>on a prosperous planet where nobody is left wanting she's a trashy alt slut with first world problemsWhat's the moral here?
>>152403574hes fun to draw
>>152403776>Our Lady of Sorrowshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSAXVVl9BUU
Do you prefer blonde Dave or white hair Dave. this goes for all strilondes.
Since this is the Vantas thread I just want to say I could take him.
>>152403816White when using chalk-white skin, blond when using human skin colors.
>>152403829I'm not so sure? I'm pretty sure even a candy blood troll like Karkat is still a lot physically stronger and more suited to combat than a human. He has razer sharp teeth and claws like the rest of his people which alone is an advantage.
I'm imagining that Karkat and Kanaya blooddrinking art but with Candy K&K and it's making me dizzy.
>>152403845...You stupid? I'm talking about lifting his legs above his head and pinning him to a wall while I fuck his hole bro.I ain't fighting him.
>>152403908The first thing I thought when seeing this is Kanaya sucking off that round glasses boy. But also I think candy Karkat is gay and cringe. But so is meat Karkat. And so is act 6 Karkat.
>>152403910The one time I don't think about sex and it's wrong damn me.
>>152403943>Beforan Karkat is a chestlet AND a buttletIt's over susbros...
>>152403908Oh Tavvy and Candy Kanaya /ss/ is also kino. I think what really makes it for me is that their dynamic would involve her having low levels of hate or disgust for him thanks to his mother being Jane. So even if she's /ss/ing him there is this feeling that he's unloved and resented.
>>152403959well what if beforan karkat has a great personality?
>>152403816White. Strilonde hair is white and Harlebertcrocklish hair is black. Blonde is alright though, it's close enough. It's the brown haired Harlebertcrocklishs that really tick me off.
>>152403943homina homina bazinga
>>152403961Meant to reply to >>152403916, oopsie.Anyway Kanaya is so perfect brehs.
>>152403961"If I Have Intercourse With Crocker Offspring Then Perhaps I Shall Integrate A Valuable Asset Into The Family" And then she seduces the boy by being a two faced bitch. Being all nice and motherly and sultry. But behind closed doors she instantly goes cold"You Shall Call Me Ma'am Or Nothing At All"Or something like that. Sounds like a meddlesome bitch alright
>>152403997>"You Shall Call Me Ma'am Or Nothing At All"That's not fair. That is not fair at all. You are NOT allowed to make her this Mommy.
>>152403672Shit I'd let her bite me too
>>152403809the first thing I thought of too hahah
>>152403972>commits a castefaking fraud that might have resulted in deaths of countless innocents because uhh he wanted to fit in, even though being openly a mutant on beforus would just mean a lifetime of happy NEETdomidk if that counts as a great personality
Waow
>>152404017It is fair. Because I bet she will lure him in with being more motherly than Jane. (I'm not gonna do the typing quirk)"It is often the responsibility of human mothers to...educate their young on your human 'manhood'. It is clear that the eldest crocker has neglected such duties. I can offer this to you, if you keep this night a secret."You see. Vriska was trying to emulate mind fang. Who was Areana, a sylph of light. So Vriska abused Tavros because of her failed attempts at acting as a sylph. But Kanaya, an *actual* sylph can actually do the semi abusive nurturing correctly, at least in the selfish way. So she indulges a boy and fucks him, but also asserts dominance with bites he must hide. She will flip flop between cold and callousness to her faux motherlyness which transition into a real warmth at some point.
>>152404030Kiss me.
>>152404056If I got anything wrong it's cause I don't read the sequel stuff. I'm just going off vibes. But yeah Kanaya fucking the brains out of whoever that boy is until he is subservient to her cause. Biting him as a form of retribution and to vent her anger, and then giving *really* good after care after she's done. Aftercare so good he isn't negatively affected by all that insane sex. Jadeblood pussy must be crazy.
>>152404056This, but its also a way to get back at both Rose and Jane to make it extra juicy.
>>152404206Oh fuck k yeah I totally forgot. She wants to get pregnant now to. She will defy biology to do it and one up rose at her own self destruction game. And that's the tipping point where the boy goes from a toy of a tool to an object of affection. I bet when Kanaya bites she curses rose under her breath or something. I don't care if it's ooc for Kanaya cause I don't respect her enough to care.
>>152404521I will rape both of them.
d/ay 4 of d/rawing ever/yday. tod/ay i d/rew this oc i saw in a ear/lier thr/ead
>>152404555this is what he looke/d like or/iginaly
>>152404560OH NO BROYOU ARE ABOUT TO GET A 3 DAY BAN
I got pizza just how I want Rose: Stuffed. Here's classpects, just one character though. Prismo as the Maid of Doom.If you have any requests or Classpects, drop them.
>>152404576Do the auto mods even check for that shit anymore? So many of the human mods are just gone now
>>152403415>>QOTT: How would YOU have written Homestuck in a way that satisfies fans, but with as little changes as possible?get rid of Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5
I remember when artists would draw gill fingering and others would say "that'd hurt them!" Jokes on you I think that's hotter.>>152404555It's my boy! Great work Anon, also checked
>>152404555>>152404575Pretty Kitty!
>>152404600What if you stuck your dick in there and came?
>>152404628Would be an amazing nut, Eridan would choke on it but he's a big boy he can tough it out
>>152404648
freakranea serketthats all
What is god tier sex like
>>152404560Jannies ban this faggot 4ever
>>152404712wanna find out?
>>152404712gurofags and ryounafags eating good
>>152404712>choking my partner during sex because they like it>accidentally go a bit too far>JUST>mfw
>>152404931Kek
>>152404585Talion from Shadow of Mordor/Shadow of War for prince of breath or thief of mind
>>152404931HOT
what if instead of all that we could use our powers in cool ways to fuck. Like flying sex sounds cool. in a fanfic i read john used breath powers to force down air down someones throat while they slammed their dick down. so you could deepthroat and breath at the same time.
>>152405128which classpect could make their dick grow big and hairy for the freaks out there? i'm betting life players
>>152405184sp[ace players can also do such a thing.time players could revert someone to before sex to go again. uhhhh idk im out of ideas
>>152405209what would YOU want then anon? what do you want someone to do to you as god tier? or vice versa
>>152403415John retcons game over by going back an hour or two and kicking ass in [S] New Game+, preventing every death, then everything goes on as normal sans all the bullshit that had to happen with Vriska's return and Roxy and John being killed in every other reality because of denizen bargains or whatever. Dave, Dirk and Terezi go fight LE with Ghost!Tavros' army; Jake handles SS+JE with the hope powers that Aranea forcibly unlocked in him while Karkat finally stops being a pussy and kills the felt; otherwise, things are mostly the same.
>>152405184>>152405209space players can make their cocks as big as you wantlife players have the stamina to go all night
>>152405232flying sex sounds most fun. Im a big softy. I know i was talking about breaking princes earlier but that has less to do with physical stuff and more like. idk just making them bottom and if they cry they cry. but also also. it would be really fun for a time player to get reinforcements for multiple partners
I'm a stupid silly Billy and can't remember shit about the Epilogues and the period of BC that was headed by the shit team.Can someone explain how Meat and Candy happened and what the differences are so I can explain it to look smart to my best friend+more?
how long are the epilogues? I wanna hurry up and get to bc
>>152403415LE kills everyone and leavesThe rest of the comic is a dreambubble
Swiss I love you but why do you have to act like such a little FAGGOT?
FUCK HES JUST LIKE ME I HATE THIS FISHY CHUD
>>152405452Anyone got the other bonus comic where Ly'lac is also being a pedantic cunt?
>>152405320Read
>>152405644But I don't waaaaanna right now...
>>152405703Fine, in short, Meat is horrible and boring while meat is horrible and stupid.
>>152405732*Candy is horrible and stupid
>>152405320>Can someone explain how Meat and CandyJohn decides whether hell eat a piece of meat or a piece of candy as a parallel to whether he'll go fight LE or not
I want to pin Candy Karkat down and bust my nut in his hairy troll pussy#realfellasdoitraw #trollchaser
>>152405772which is retarded because he always did fight LE
>>152405885That's what makes Candy timeline less canon and feel "fake", which is the big thing John has going on in the Candy epilogues
>>152405900>feels fake>way more interesting than anything going on in meat ship
>>152405900yeah but it's a retarded ass idea to begin with we already had plenty of dream bubble doomed timeline bullshit
>>152405931god i hate how meat is supposed to be the serious one and the most interesting thing it has done in years is "jadetok"
>>152405931Epilogues end way before the ship stuff becomes relevant, Candy epilogues are way more boring than Meat in that regard because it's just a soap opera at best>>152405942Not denying this, it's just what the story says is happening, the "concept" is that it defies the idea of doomed timeline because technically both timelines pertain to the alpha timeline, as it's theorized that Caliborn/Calliope are born on Candy's Earth-C, while the John that fights and defeats LE comes from Mea's Earth-C
Ok so I'm not gay but I'm a highblood and have a fantasy where Crockercorp win world war and the Troll Kingdom needs to export highblood twink boinook slaves to high ranking crockercorp executives for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little indigo twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into Vice Director English to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders man with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc Englishbert cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy highblood nook, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine human arms until I fall asleep on his chest.Any other highbloods have similar fantasies?
>>152405963I mean yeah it's meant to be. But Candy's got a whole war with Jane, an entire [S] of said war where they had Vriska unlock a brand new form and kill shit in it, I know people hate Candy but you have to admit right now it's cooler and way more interesting then the gang hanging out on a ship where literally all they do is talk and try to kill time.
The last time someone posted LLM-written erotica in here they at least made multiple posts out of it
>Meat Epilogue > Candy Epilogue>Meat HS^2 = Candy HS^2>Candy BC > Meat BC
How would you correct an unruly oliveblood?
>>152405963>>152406002>>152406024To be fair Deltritus is part of the meat timeline, it's just the ship part that sucks massive balls
>>152406024People who dropped Homestuck in Act 6 reaction:
>>152406034>>152406024>>152406002True. I hate homestucks obsession with having the characters just sit around and talk. This is all the epilouges are. Talking and talking and TALKING. usually when people texted in the pre act 6 days, they were usually texting WHILE doing other things, so there was like a multifaceted plot going on, and if anyone was inactive, you could switch perspectives. BUT NOW YOU CANT AND ITS PISSING ME OFF. Also alt calliope is SO based in meat i have to admit.
>>152406002>I mean yeah it's meant to be. But Candy's got a whole war with Jane, an entire [S]gotta admit. Hell tier is pretty cool looking. If a bit simple for my liking. i wish base homestuck and the epilouges handed out more power ups like this. but no. If your not dirk or vriska you dont get to be cool,
Would you still pound his weird sarcastic goth pussy?
>>152406154i would yeahi would bang all the strilondes other than dirk. they seem cool.
>>152406154It'd be incredibly awkward for everyone involved
>>152406154I do not think he would want his pussy pounded I could see him making a pact with horror terrors to grow a tentacle out of his snatch and I don't want to sword fight with horrorterror dick
>>152406032Forced bath time
>>152406174john what is there to be awkward over lusting over one of your former female best friends privates with which hes currently inviting you to partake in?
>>152404585Absolute Solver from Murder Drones as Muse of Doom
>>152406198John is not a homosexual
>>152404585Napoleon Bonaparte as Lord of LightMarcy Wu from frog show as Rouge of SpaceAnd Eris, Goddess of Chaos from Sinbadas a Muse of Rage
>>152406198i'm just sayingif i have to perpetuate the species and the last person alive i can make it happen with is also a guythen it's gonna be awkward
>>152406217[citation needed]
>>152406154I wanted to cosplay as him. That jacket is bonkers. Maybe I will one day.
>>152406259"EB: i am not a homosexual."Hussie, A. (2010, September 20). Karkat: Troll this worthless human. MS PAINT ADVENTURES. https://homestuck.com/004528
>>152406292>"EB: i am not a homosexual.">said the gayest man of the beta timeline
>>152406310In what way are the Striders brothers straighter than John?
>>152406517nice
I want to rape them and keep them safe in my basement <3
>>152406542Rose...
>>152406545Good thing ellith has inexplicable super strength
>>152406574Mutant bronze, her super power is tard strength
>PB updated>Colsla would be like those interns in Fallout that lose to a bunch of mutant roaches
>>152406667Bruh
>>152406667>TN panelAt least get something in OLED
YOOO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
>>152406711
>>152406715Pure unfiltered SEX
If you're an artist, have you ever tried to draw a HS character in the Hussnasty style?
>>152406752why ape his style
>>152406755For fun
>>152406755I don't know man, because you're a fan of Homestuck? That's like asking why someone would draw their own trolls or make a sprite.
>>152406755ape strong together
I need Roxy so bad it makes me look stupid.
>>152406802That's a guy though
>>152406802Harry that's your mom...
>>152406809Did I say Meat Roxy you fucking piece of wood? No. But fuck you I need him too.
I drew korpus pregnancy scare cuz i was bored
>>152406827god he is so fuckable
>>152406827Korpus actually being a girl would be an astonishing twist
What classpects do you think work where the player has an intense fear of their aspect(or a symbol of it)? For instance a Void player terrified of the ocean or an kenophobic Space player?
>>152406827On Gog? Junice is gonna be a Dancestor?
>>152406827Ya. Ya. Yep.
>>152406827WAIT IF I CUM INSIDE KORPUS HE COULD HAVE BABBY? FRICK I DIDNT USE A RUBBER
woxy wawonde is da bes
The raped
>>152406845Behold the most fucked sessionMunchausen's-by-proxy of lifeAgoraphobic breath nyctophobic voidbpd heartchronomentrophobia of time, probably a bardadhd mindocd rageoppositional defiant disorder lightnecrophobic doomhodophobic spaceanthrophobic bloodimpostor syndrome hope
>>152406975I hate that the thought of hurting him makes me wet.
>>152407022Good he deserves it
>>152406827thank you...thank you....
anyway guys, its been a good day but at the same time its been a tiresome day, i have been trying to make cooler panels for my comic with more interesting posing and scenes. so i hope you can bear with me while i do that. this art is taking longer than i thought but i hope i can release chapter 2 by next week. it will involve more words and dialoge than 1, and not have as much kissing im afraid. but i hope you like it regardless.
Sleep well prospitcest nation (population size who ever (You's) this post) good night :)
I need me a Latina coded terezi
I need me a British coded terezi
>>152407301shes troll jewish, sorry
>>152406752Hussnasty is my prefered art style nowadays
>>152403438inflationfag here. this looks nice.
>>152406802This gave me an idea for a commission in three parts. I want to see either Nepeta or Rose in this swimsuit looking thing making out with Roxy. Then on the second picture, they pump air into each other and they have visibly round bellies and breasts, and on the third picture, they fart it out.
>>152407940
>>152407301>Bronzeblood Terezi>>152407368>Violetblood TereziVile
>>152408060
>>152406200Seconded.
>>152407940Anon you don't have an idea you just have indigestion. Eat more fiber and put that shit in the toilet where it belongs.
Idk which of you anons drew Nepeta by the Bec Noir and Peregrine Mendicant drawing I did but it's absolutely adorable. Figured I'd go ahead and draw John making the choice between meat or candy beside it.
>>152408419MAKE YOUR CHOICE JAHN
>>152408060>makeout with guy>expect him to not get a bonera kissles femcell made this
>>152408460>a kissles femcell made thisWho else would draw Kankri x Cronus if not them?
>>152408063WHERE IS THE REST??????????????
>>152408504MoonrunesTridesertCalibornHussie
>>152408504Any artist not afraid of money when given commissions.
>>152407105d/o you think that john wakes up jad/e pepper/ing kisses on he/r neck while shes on he/r be/d?
>>152408523>when given commissionsAnd who the fuck would spend money on commissioning Kankri x Cronus out of all ships?
>>152406827I like how moonrunes just appears, posts kino then leaves
>>152406849Alternia is so cool.>Captcha: Two crescent moons
>>152408505https://punispompouspornpalace.tumblr.com/post/71941439300/happy-new-year-friends-how-about-we-start-the
Good morning HSG! >>152408539I'm stealing this idea. Cause I say yes.
>>152408767Didn't mean to reply to that one sorry random guy >>152408529I meant to reply to this
>>152408754I miss this artists desu
Terezi, Kanaya and Vriska arguing about who gets to taste Karkat's blood.
>>152408969Meanwhile Dave is sitting beside him sipping on a long ass silly straw jammed in his neck.
>>152409056Only a heart thing, thief of life just steals your energy and vitality
>>152409008We've got Team Hero and Team Dark fighting for a chaos emerald over here.
>>152409008Only to discover Karkat was Gamzee in a wig
>>152409230You're still functionally destroying someone's personhood by separating it from their body; besides, Dirk never did that, Jake did that, through BrainGhost!Dirk and his own hope powers, in truth, that was likely just what Jake believed Dirk could do as a Prince of Heart.
what the fuck happened? holy purge lmaooo
>>152409511more to nibble on
>mods wiping posts86faggot finally did it. it was fun while it lasted guys
>>152409592It's not the first time, mods just like mass deleting araneafag's posts.
>>152409817Candy sluts are for mindbreak nakadashi
I would NOT get mindraped by trickster mode
>>152409985Based
are you fellas mostly new readers or oldniggers with an autistic obsession powerful enough to last years
>>152409598theyre literally 13 u psycho
>>152410054I'm in the middle-ground, read HS a few years ago before the epilogues and HS^2/BC came out. But still recent enough that it was like...a few months before the former came out?
>>152410054An old head Tumblr autistic who never actually read the series and only interacted through fanart. I was a kid then tho Now a days I actually read the comic and like to analyze it. But I'm still autistic tumblrites at heart.
>>152410054complete and utter newfag
>>152410054I read in late 2024
>>152410077Yeah, and?
>>152410217Oh God the slimer boxers in gonna lose it
>>152410054Been a fan since like 2012 and every few years I have another phase, such is the case with most of my old fandoms. God I miss peak Homestuck Tumblr era.
>>152410225Same...it was a different time.
>>152410054>pic>hotdiggedydemon is a Jake shillI'm not even sure if that's a point against hotdiggedydemon or against Jake
luv kanayasimple as
>>152410255Based and Jadeblood pilled.
Thinking about Kanaya /ss/ fanfiction made me like her slightly more than I used to do I'll give points to jade bloods.
>>152410255kanaya is cute
>>152410246tbf jake has done basically nothing wrong except for being unintelligenteveryone just insists on sexually harassing him for some reasonmy man cant catch a 8r8k
>>152410054I read it in 2016 and reread it every couple of years because I genuinely forget it after a while.This is because I'm stupid.
>>152410334Jake's crime is that he's basically the Tumblr version of megumi jjk. Except worse. Cause megumi has ws. Being a potential man in your series isn't good for your rep
Lowkirkuinely I need to fuck Cody's transphobic white trash mom.
>>152410225uncle, tell me, how was pr/ime homestuck like?
Also Blood aspect is about Freedom while Breath is Fate.
>>152410054I started originally reading in like 2013 or something fell out during one of the big breaks but came back and finished it when it ended but by that that point I had forgotten so much of it I was pretty lost. I reread it last year after the pilot came out and now I'm here.
>>152410351I think you should imagine what it would be like if she titfucked you and caught your ensuing ejaculate in her mouth. I think everyone here should imagine that, actually.
YOUR FAN ADVENTURE WAS AN AVERAGE SBURBLIKE BUT IT WAS BRILLIANT GOON FUEL
>>152410393I ain't reading that or considering it canon. Death to every bit of information coming out of Hussie's discord.
>>152410351
>>152410421Why did he do it bros?
>>152410430It was a self defense situation.
>>152410370lowkey+Charlie Kirk+genuinely
>>152410441>*the face of an incubus
>>152410393>I think>My actual opinion>I think>all of this coming from Munroe(effectivel some random retard) and not actually from Hussie
>>152410428That what Roxy is
eat ur greens
>>152410054Heard about it fairly early on, like act 2 but only started reading during act 5 being written. Also only ever lurked in the threads
>>152410461For some reason, a certain faggot (or a few of 'em) acts like we all have to be lookin at whatever his orbiters are saying because reasons
>>152410441>always gets codys gender wrong>posts are also so shit they get deleted regularly>such is the sad life of charlie quirkfag
>>152410487God he's hot. No wonder he attracts mentally unstable bitches
>>152410487What do you expect from a suicidal autist that got fucked by a dude in a restroom??
>>152410379Honestly I'll forever be chasing the high of such an involved fandom before these geek spaces became infested with hateful little cretins that dox you for shipping the wrong things. We were cringe but we were free.
>>152410497First you try to ruin John and now Cody. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BOYS
>>152410452cause we're all Charlie Dirk
>>152410500I expect his suicide note to be posted here any day now.
>>152410503>>152410404Men. We have to carry to torch of the old flame. The old fandom may be gone. Eroded by time. But it's memory can inspire us to continue on! To me people like moonrunes and tri carry that spiritAnd my recent artistic work has also been trying to carry that flame of that which I love.
>finally catch up with BeneViolent yesterday>check it out today as I clean up my bookmarks>new fucking upd8 after almost a monthHell fucking yeah
>>152410510That cody thing is a ftm so quirkfag isn't wrong in that one spcific case
>>152410531oh shid 14 page update I missed
Moonrunes if you're here when does my lame little fish boyfriend return from The War?
>>152410543Nigger I will become an ally if it means being against quirkfag. I hate this stupid fucking dipshit popping in to shit up my fucking threads. If it pisses him off I will support trans people until my dying breath.
>>152410543BOYS. The sanctity of cute boys shall not go tarnished by anyone! I can't allow it. Cody is my favorite!!!!
>>152410469I will I sayI will todaybut now I'll notit's sleep I aughtit's 'bout time to hit the hay
>>152410561Same....Besides 86 Kun is a June fag so this isn't even about trans people.86 Kun is just a bitch who hates boys. And I can't allow it.
I'm still waiting on her.....Reminder I, ONLY I was the first to make her flushed, ME BITCHES
>>152410563>boysBut there's a literal unironic vagina down there.
>>152410578Obese fat bitch.
>>152410579I'm not equipped to debate about this topic. I'm not trans. This isn't really my fight. Cody is boy enough for me and that's all that matters. To me anyway.
>>152410586I LOVE FAT BITCHESRAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I'm bi and don't care cus every hole is a goal
>>152410573>>152410575>not even a dedicated transphobeWhat a pathetic cuck, not even the faggotiest group of faggots would accept you in their klan.I should spill your blood and crack your skull open to let your tainted soul free from this coil as is my right by destiny.
>>152410597
>>152410586Moonrunes please contain your hatred for fat women...
>>152410604He gets it. >>152410605I get first dibs. If 86 Kun could actually draw I have no doubt in my mind he would edit my comic to be June. And I cannot allow this to pass. I must end this madness before it starts.
>>152410578You can keep her.
I cannot let a single June lover survive.
>>152410586You're so right. I wish for nothing more than to be buried under her fat gigantic ass.
>>152405963>interestingNo it fucking wasn't lmao
On a slightly more positive and less insane note. How is everyone's day. I am slaving away waiting for the moment I can draw once more. I am excited for chapter 2.
>>152410646Well I know. But is there literally anything else meat has done that's interesting. It kinda proves my point how boring it is.
>>152410649I'm good, I'm talking to an old friend I haven't seen in awhile and mostly just catching up on reading.
>>152410351>LowkirkuinelyI know what that means. Bless yourself.
>>152410649binging an anime rn
>>152410487Thats not very turning point usa
86kun is a government psyop and is NOT associated with my glorious queen June. Do not fall for his trickery to make you dislike June by being the most annoying poster in the thread.We must stay focused brothers. We must stay focused.
>>152410441keep talking an/d cod/y might let you suck on his str/ap.
>>152410746My wife will NOT be associated with you, keep your gay and bad opinions to yourself and stop liking June. She's mine.
>>152410760Boner alert
>>152410225Everytime I see Eridan the CHECK IT BITCH, PRETTY SWWAG HUH guy flashes through my brain
>>152410774Shut up you screeching nerd.
>>152410774just say you like the id/ea of taking d/ick up the butt without being calle/d gay. goo/d little chase/r boy.
So what's up with Drinking Problem? Is it gonna do it's own thing? Will it do SGRUB? Was there a plot planned out before the artist took that really big hiatus?
>>152410774>ni66erhow do you expect to be taken seriously when you ever quirk slursthis is just mad funny
>>152410774>am i the one ridin6 her dickYou never got over getting molested in a bathroom did you
>>152410857Why would he make an exception for some word just because it's funny?
Let's rape and kill him.
why is karkat considered a limeblood again?
i fr cant understand how people lust so much over homestuck characterstheyre literally just doodles jesus christmas
>>152410649slave wage but easy but annoying time. will have some coffee later. pretty good so far. i should read the mangas i bought months ago instead of brainrotting and gooning to homestuck ;---;
>>152410902Your post is so gay and retarded I'm not even going to humor you.Guys check this out.
>>152410902what do (YOU) lust for anon?
>>152410921holy shit hes wicked
>>152410921holy fucking shit
>>152410880Sure why not >>152410910Same. But we can make it through and be productive! Or at least I can but I have faith in your
>>152410879i was being ir/onic i was just using that as a excuse to call you a goo/d little chase/r /g
>>152410926andrew hussie
>>152410953Bait used to be belivable. and if you are fr. shit taste. Vibri is just Right there.
Quirkfags ruin everything
>>152410990andrew hussie got a huge glowup dudetwinkiest 40 y/o ive seenadditionally he is real
>>152410921look at him go!
>>152410902I just want a hug from dirk. us heart players should stick together
Post fanart to calm the threads nerves
>>152408419I drew the nepeta. I liked the bec drawing too, also your john drawing too it is very nice you got the later homestuck artstyle down just with lighter hair.>>152410054I started reading around the start of the decade (2021) and I finished it within 6 weeks. I kinda miss my old homestuck friend group, they were chill but alas i only have contact with 1 of them out of the 8>>152410998I dont get quirkfag hate, They just want to larp on hsg and well thats homestuck culture dobeit. I Remember there used to be a heavy roleplay scene on an pesterchum app the TEREZI roleplayer said i swore too much (aF typing quirk had him always start a sentence with fucking)
>>152410940yay. I will get MY COFFEE!!and brainrot to Woody woodpecker instead.
>>152410893He's obviously not since he's a mutant but>cancer zodiac and lime caste are situated in the same spot within their systems, between gemini/gold and leo/olive>even despite being treated as lacking color, Cancer is listed under the lime caste in the extended zodiac >there's a recurring red/lime dichotomy in the comic, best exemplified with Calliope and Caliborn>pic relatedPersonally I headcanon the Vantases' candy red as a mutation specifically derived from lime, like a negative/inverted version of it.>>152410899>appropriated >he doesn't have oneArguable. From the HS zodiac:http://hs.hiveswap.com/ezodiac/truesign.php?TS=Cancer>You also may have noticed the Cancer sign is uncolored, even though it technically belongs to the Lime Sign Class. This is because True Cancer is a rare and special sign, which for mysterious reasons, transcends the Sign Class Spectrum altogether. If you are a True Cancer, the Lime Sign profile still applies to you, but you nevertheless remain a unique outlier to the Extended Zodiac. That is why True Cancer is also known as the Sign of the Signless.
>>>152410998where can u find homestuck friends (not u guys ur dorks)
>>152410958well one those things you sur/e ar/e, sorr/y that was r/ude of me!
>>152411095fuck i meant to reply to >>152411048 now im the dork
>>152411005Estrogen does wonders.. you should start using it too!!!!
>>152411095>>152411108For pesterchum idk if its still alive in 2026https://homestuck.net/pesterchum.htmlas for the 8 friend group it was cha.OS (Discord). Nowadays i just discuss hs on hsg and kf
>>152411076Yayyy And good job drawing other anon. I can't see it cause my Internet sucks but I bet it's awesome. I always gotta supprt artists.
Another day, another Rose. I wish to plow her into the bed and give her the time of her life.
>>152411605t. Davesprite
I was thinking about how funny karkat segments would look in the inevitable homestuck animeIt would be like when thst guy with the big eyebrows from FLCL was getting his haircut and it was like a southpark scene as he was going on some random gay topicWould be kino if they didnt fire Jonathan majors.... they fumbled
>>152411620Truest words ever >>152411605Pretentious nerd pussy must be good.
This but with Skye.
>>152411719pain slut skye
>>152411654God their gonna ruin Karkat I'm not ready for this. My husband ..
>>152410393>the winds of fate tend to blow one wayThat sounds very smart until you realize it contractions nearly everything we know about Breath as an aspect. I am so sick of these retarded orbiters getting a megaphone.
HE IS LIKE MEHE IS LIKE ME FR
got a really stupid idea earlier.
>>152411784>>152410393these idiots don't know anything man. It's the opposite! The opposite!!!!Blood is bonds and fate and leniage and legacy! Breath is freedom and inspiration and whimsy and change!
>>152411828>Karkat wishes to be loved like in romcoms>Does not return a cat girl's redrom feelings towards him
>quirkfags are fighting
>>152411851To be fair, she was kinda retarded and annoying
I feel like Karkat being a huge romantic is an underrated part of his character.
>>152411851Too be fair all of karkats problems would be solved if he didn't hate himself.
>>152411828karkat isnt an incel didnt you listen to karkalicious
>>152411860So is Terezi.
>>152411861True
>>152411878Yeah but he is hot tho and has that freak tongue thing going on.
>>152411878Terezi isn't dumb? In fact that's part of the problem. She's way to much of a schemer and usually is doing stuff behind your back. Which is bad for a relationship. And despite her uh...eccentricities. she seems like a nice girl. At least enough for someone like Dave to get along with her.
Do you think Karkat beats himself up for not accepting Terezi's offer of showing him around Prospit?
>>152411716Exactly...
>>152411900If she's so smart, why is she still thinking of Vriska?
>>152411905Karkats self loathing runs so deep I bet he beats himself up about it every time he's near her.
>>152411905>Do you think Karkat beats himself upYes, incessantly.
>>152411917The writers fucked her over.And she *is* inteligent. But she's also extremely extremely dependent. She has a tendency to latch onto people. First to Vriska. Then to dave and then to gamzee. When she has no one she collapsed in on herself. >>152411914Not a big fan of grimdorks but yeah John would tap that.
>>152411860>>152411878They're both retarded and annoying in their own special ways and that's why I love them.
>Nepeta defending Karkat during the whole Rainbow Rumpus Party Town thing>Proceeds to watch Karkat and Terezi having a cute moment fighting over the keyboardHow do you think she felt?
>>152411941Eridan. Shut the fuck up.
>>152411933Drats, but that's okay. I think nerds in general have a grip on me.
>>152411944I don't think Nepeta is someone who would wo easily give to jealousy. But she is a hopeless yearner I can assure you.It's really sad how bad Nepeta got shafted. She just doesn't get to ever be a real character. It would have been so cool to see her actually achieve her dreams and fall in love.
I mean both should've teamed up and claimed Karkat for good, since his bitch ass was too scared to make a move
>>152411962They call me prospitcest head but in my heart I know spider8reath is the real OTP. John is simply meant for crazy women.
>>152411980She's still not even her own character if she has to be a knockoff Tenna in the intermission.
>>152411860;-------------------;
>>152411993Imagine.
>>152411995YES. On that note, do you think John would be Aranea-pilled?
I still want to see Candy Karkat fuck Meat Terezi.
>>152412051Nope. He wouldn't be able to take her yapping The reason John gets along with rose at all despite the fact that she's an egotistical flighty bitch. Is because Rose has kindness in her heart and has the capacity for consideration of others. And so she is often willing to speak on johns level of sincerity in order for him to be able to follow along. Not to say she dumbs herself down, but she isn't trying to talk circles around him either. Unlike Areana, who is incapable of being considerate quite frankly.
>>152412067He's going to fuck Davebot. Davekat is the only ship that exists on every timeline.
>>152412110This is fair. I agree. Grimdorks forever.
>>152412171I have said it before. But while it's not on my top lists. They have good banter. and Rose shows an astounding amount of maturity in how she handles John in general. It would be so easy for her to write him off as a foolish vapid idiot. But she can see him for what he really is and I think that's honestly one of the spotlights of her character. And it makes me happy to see.
>>152412110Theres a fic in ao3 called (i think) Rose: Answer Troll, thats about Vriksa trying to get a way to approach John out of Rose, and they address exactly what you're saying here, real good shit
>>152411851Nepeta is pure red for him, which isn't enough. What he needs is a bitch that would freely vacillate with him between black and red without starting get tired of his ass after he spontaneously flips for the third day in a row.
>>152412199I'm glad people see it too. To be quite frank the only people who dislike John are evil people. Like caliborn and Dirk. Because their egos are just that strong John's kindness and charisma penetrates basically everyone in the story. In the same way karkats does. Cause despite being a total asshole sometimes. Basically none of the trolls dislike Karkat. And even jade. Who tore him to shreds 5 minutes ago, became friends with him. Which makes sense. They both have control of the most social aspects. John is a good boy. Best friend.
Karkat needs a woman who can give him romance that transcends the quadrants.
>>152412266Karkat needs an older and more experienced troll, like the Disciple or Mindfang.
>Meat Terezi feeling up Candy Karkat's scars like she's reading the story of his fight in braille >Candy Karkat folding his tough leader image harder than ever for the girl he pined for>The two of them filling the aching hole in their hearts while he fills her
>>152412266nepeta would've done that if he gave her a chance
>>152412303You will get the fifth attempt at Vrisrezi and you will be happy about it
>>152412241>>152412266ENTER
>>152412199While I don't really see rose as a partner for John. What I do see her as is a wingman/ fierce and defensive friend. If there were some sort of no sburb at where all the kids lived near each other. I garentee rose would be fiercely protective of John when it comes to any girls he tries to get with, being a bit interrogative and suspicious. One of my favorite parts of the fan comic nightfall which heavily features spider8reath storylines. Rose is very very critical of Vriska and really hates her guts, but because John likes her. She is willing to sit down and *try* to help her. While also being a bitch about it and slapping her cross the face.
>>152412282>No mention of The Dolorosa
i want bro to split my ass like that meteorpic unrelated
>>152412397exceptionally based
>>152412337Sorry Anom this is an incest thread. Calliope is for her brother only.
>>152412174>>152412171>>152412167sauce?
>>152411993>>152411962>>152411914also sauce?
>>152412468Don't you mean Roxy?
>>1524124982nd is by bbpanzu3rd is by drgravy
>>152412507Real ones know Calliroxy is meant to be pale
>>152412547That's still romantic, Anon.
>>152412507Wtf no why would Roxy be with Caliborn
Karkat's the kind of guy who would spill his heart during sex.
>>152412591I mean Roxy is for Calliope.
>>152412596Absolutely. More than likely to cry a little. Out of self loathing or just being overwhelmed.
>>152410578What Fanventure Is She From I Shall Read It Immediately
>>152412629>Nepeta will never get to see Karkat in such a vulnerable and honest state
>>152412600Wrong and gay. Roxy is for big Jake cock.
>>152412662I'll tell you, Kanaya... for maybe ONE smooch...
>>152412672I won't either and it haunts me.
>>152412571Sure but the argument was about callikat and uucest, and these two ships are concupiscent as fuck.
>>152412699Alright Fine That Is A Fair Deal*Mwah!*I Kinda Feel Like The Guy Who Roleplayed As Some Futurama Character On An Obscure Forum Though...
my turkish friend strikes again
>>152412816full pic
>>152412784hehehehehehe... *flutters my lashes*prisonebound fantroll, tumblr is tridesert!pretty sure, did a google search
>>152412816Your turkish friend is great. If sburb becomes real he needs to be in our session
>>152412843She's not a fantroll you silly goose she's in the comic. With only one appearance (she's basically last in line to be intro'd).
>>152412858my bad! she's cute anyway :)
>>152412858>she's basically last in line to be intro'dthis sucks, if moonrune wasnt a gay hack he would have made the entire mspfa about her(just kidding moonrunes i love you but pleasr give us more bbw milf trolls)
>>152412486fem equiuss by lacriboy
>QOTTDave plays >>152410921 on his bro's xbox instead of that buggy dorito game.
>>152412847he probably thinks you're great too
>>152413017>he>SylphDoes he know you've just indirectly called him a sissy faggot?
>>152412199Read this fic. Very good. Seeing more rose and vriska interaction in general is awsome because it makes both of them confront sides of themselves they dont like. but them talking about john is so cute. And yeah Rose is right! Despite johns whimsy he is also fairly sassy sometimes, and he is more than willing to do what he wants if he doesnt like you.
Would you be mad if you (assuming you were a man) found out you were a witch or a sylph. (i personally dont like gender locked classes at all but thats me.)
>>152413042i forgot sylph was a gender locked class
>>152413042Uhhh based
>>152413066No, because gender locked classes are retarded and I don't think they exist. Witches do cool shit with their aspect and Sylphs are masterminds. Being mad about getting those would be really dumb. Both sexes have the potential to be any class.
Vriska Serket hypnotized Vivienne Medrano and there’s literally nothing you can do about it.
>>152413066I wouldn't mind if absolute parity gets enforced and some girl in the session also gets a male exclusive class, otherwise I'd just feel personally targeted by Skaia
I know Moonrunes takes commissions but does Tridesert? I love Space Days and his work on Prisounebound so I wanna see if I can pay him to draw some fish or some gay sex.
>>152413066Trick question, to hypothetically get a Witch or a Sylph as a man you'd need to be so openly effeminate that you getting assigned to one of these classes wouldn't be any worse than having to grapple with exclusively being into getting buttfucked.
>>152413355fair.>>152413351isnt it kinda unfair guys only have one gender locked class to herself. lol
>>152413354What if they drew gay fish sex?
>>152413354Never seen tridesert draw anything more lewd than cheesecake. You could politely ask over discord dms
>>152413387Sylph, Maid, Witch and Muse are female only while Heir, Prince, Bard and Lord are male exclusive, no?
>>152413387>guys only have one gender locked class It's three at the very minimum(Lord, Prince and Bard). I'm pretty sure this system is meant to be evenly balanced out.
>>152413479bards and heirs are male exclusive? no way that cant be right right?? also here have some lalondecest
oh wait i just looked it up callie says bards are male exclusive, that fucks up my mspfa ideabut also fuck gender locked classes i refuse the idea
>>152413465>Never seen tridesert draw anything more lewd than cheesecakeI am currently looking at a Junice he drew bouncing on a dildo while her tentadick curls around the shaft in another tab.
take this as you will, i hate the concept and think its cringe. but this seems to be the what is meant to be
If doing genderless classes, would you adjust some outfits or should the male witch be made to wear stockings and a dress and the female bard a codpiece?
>>152413515imagine cumming all over your own dildo and using it as the lube to do more, that shits crazy work and why i think tentadick can be based.
>>152413515you're gonna have to link that unless you're talking about desert's deserted pixiv pics
Calliope is retarded and has no idea what she's talking about. Reject gender-locked classes.
>>152413529lowkey i kinda like the idea that skia doesnt really care and if your a male witch your just gonna get the dress no matter what.not that it matters because you can literally just adjust the god tier outfit yourself manually. Or i guess mentally. Rose did that with her like whore dress when she was dating kanaya right?So just give yourself a wizard outfit if you think your witch outfit is gay and cringe. Tho i dont think you can change the color scheme. gotta stay on brand.
>>152413515I'm a fake fan
>>152413536Yeah it's the one on his pixiv lol
>>152413529I've seen the idea floated around that the codpiece is just a Gamzee thing. I think some minor changes are fine, but I think the core of the outfit should remain.
>>152413592>I've seen the idea floated around that the codpiece is just a Gamzee thing.
>>152413592Cronus.
>>152413604>>152413608Fair.
>>152413586yeah... Honestly wished desert drew more cuz they have the skill and that moonrunes backed up the request from here somewhererunning around desuarchive to find his works gets tiring rofl
how does everyone feel about jane cheating on jake with gamzee for years?
>>152413354I'll take an Elden Ring: Nightreign gift on steam as payment.
>>152413656I don't blame her. That sultry clown has a way of getting in your mind and yo pants.
>>152413731as much as i hate gamzee, i very much love ntr and wish jane the best piping ever. lord knows jake cannot provide
>>152413656I was thinking about this the other day, because I was doing a ship tier list and the site didn't have this ship for some fucking reason, but had other shit I've never heard of in my life. As for my thoughts, it's honestly bizarre as hell (especially because the comic then makes her do her whole racism empire), but I do find it kind of funny, but generally don't care. Jake and Jane is just one of many ships forced to go through a humiliation ritual, especially ships that were relatively decent.
>>152413656Another dogshit mistake that they'll probably recontextualize if someone brings it up
It's funny to me how even that even that schizo d3wdr0p the non-binary reciting the mantras about trans folx being valid had to concede classes seem to be gendered based on his irl observations, but somehow people on /hsg/ out of all places aren't willing to admit that personality types like "overcompensating and performatively turbo-masculine retard that wants to get killed in battle" don't actually occur among women.
>>152413751you misunderstand.im not saying i dont think that class has a gendered basis.im saying i dont like that hussie did that, because i think hussie is a god damn hack, and that miring your power system in gender shit is a pain. And also that i hate restrictions with these sort of things.
>>152413751>"overcompensating and performatively turbo-masculine retard that wants to get killed in battle" don't actually occur among women.Other than the "turbo masculine" part, my sister is the most prideful retard I know, and has gotten into plenty of shit she doesn't understand/doesn't fully get out of spite. I insinuated Hunter's March would filter her out of Silksong, and 90 hours of slamming her head against a wall she 100% completed the game, even if she did ask me (in a very roundabout way) to beat some platforming sections for her.
>>152413656I like it solely for the idea an uptight person like Jane getting unmade by some good dick
>>152413751Each class has multiple ways you can interact with an aspect, and each aspect has multiple meanings you can apply to it. From the comic alone we can see three Heirs that are pretty fucking different, but even two Heirs of the same aspect won't be the same exact person.
>>152413801yes... classic ntr.
Like obviously. Princes are designed to be a class that has a story and character arc around climbing past your own toxic masculinity. But like....thats just dumb for a GAME. the problem is these are fine for informal concepts that happen in a story but not for an actual GAME that is supposed to have mechanics. I just think thats stupid!like obviously witches are an archetype of socially isolated women, who have extreme power but 0 self control. But like.... it really doesn't HAVE to be a gendered thing. or a gendered lock thing. BECAUSE HUSSIE IS THE ONE WRITING IT, HE COULD JUST HAVE IT NOT BE THAT WAY
I do what I want
>>152412816I once saw someone with a Vriskaball spray on a server I was on and nearly had a heart attack.
Think of the most prideful woman you know. Think of how she expects everything to bow down to her. Think about how she uses other people, and seems to be bitter about something constantly. Probably not too hard, eh? That's a Prince.
>>152413017
>>152413823Doesn even need to be cucking to me (though it does add to it), it's just the juxtaposition in their personalities that makes it interesting
>>152413858>Think of the most prideful woman you know.>Think of how she expects everything to bow down to her.>Think about how she uses other people, and seems to be bitter about something constantly.
>>152413871that's fair anon, i just really like ntr. but now that you mentioned it... bitchy jane with a pothead loser... her brain must've been rewired after.
i have a fetish for women being turned into male monsters, classpects for this feel?
>>152413916>women being turned into male monsterscan you be specific?
>>152413928cute chicks being turned into hot masculine non-human guys makes my peepee big
>>152413946that's interesting, never heard about that before. anyway, probably witch of life. life players that have control over life could definitely turn themselves into monsters, or do anything like give them wings or something even before they god tier.
>>152413946Witch of Space.
>Fetish-based classpecting
>>152413981this one too, yes.
>>152413989We're breaking new ground here
>>152414017witch of breath what does that fetish mean Shtoacon?
>>152413989>>152414017>god tier robes but they're overtly sexual
>>152413808>the comic alone we can see three Heirs that are pretty fucking differentYes but also no, all three have traits of being "naive" or perhaps rather coddled boys raised in comfortable environments that makes them sightly less equipped to deal with adult life, society or however you put it. John bitches about having a good loving dad that bakes him cake, Equius doesn't like that Nepeta hunts animals for food because he's sad about animals dying, Mituna got a case of 4chan poisoning that presumably made it a fucking pain to interact with him.
>>152413791Sounds like a Witch more than a Prince desu, it kind of sounds like something Jade would do.
>>152413992I think a Witch of Life affects your growth as person more than drastic physical appearance changes. Like a Witch of Life could turn herself into a MILF faster for example, and genuinely mature herself, fucking with her natural growth as a person.
>>152414061that makes more sense!
>>152414043sure but thats only a base aspect of your upbringing. the direction that takes you is entirely different. Like >>152414058witches are more about emotional outbursts and lacking self control than having a pride and an ego.
>>152413989>Be trans just for the entry into the game>Detrans as soon as you're insideDudebro the witch of time
Seers, Thieves, Princes and Sylphs probably have the biggest egos. Seers tend to just bulldoze and impose their solution, Thieves are constantly proving themselves, Princes naturally see themselves as superior (or they could be coasting off of a single achievement for as long as possible), and Sylphs are subtle manipulators to make things go their way.
>>152414085vice versa could work toobe trans when you enter but god tiering gives you a full transition. That would be kinda neato dont ya think.
>>152414120You'd probably figure it out ahead of time the first time you fall asleep and wake up as a woman (on derse)
>>152414138fair, but also it oculd happen on prospit 2 no?and/or you just dont wake up for a while. But fair i guess that means you dont have to worry about alchemizing HRT
>>152414073>emotional outbursts and lacking self control >not an example of having pride and ego in witches' caseThat lack of self-control and following their own whims is precisely because of how self-centered they are by default, like with Jade disregarding Dave to dump that dead crow into the kernelsprite, or thinking she's hot shit because she was watching the clouds.Feferi is arguably even an even better case of pride and ego more than any notable outburst. She pretty consistently maintains a front about the caste system being le bad around other trolls, but the second she talked to a non-troll(Jade) she had no problem talking about "seadweller supremacy". I don't doubt she's the type her Witchy whims as it's convenient to her but in that specific case she never broke her character when it benefited her, which actually demonstractes pretty good self-restraint.
>>152413656whys there so much cuckery fuckery in homestuck
Read a fanfic called "A Conversation On Derse" By HarryHinderson on ao3.you guys should read this its pretty good. I like rose's teasing in this. Her banter with dave is as good as ever. It dont got not sex and not really any romance, just a lot of talking. I like it tho.
What if we lynch you know who?
>>152410054I'm not OLD-old, I definitely hopped on the HS train kinda late (2012-ish) but I definitely got autistic about it fast, and it lasted. I'm the guy who posts about doing a specialized SBURB playthrough of Starbound or Minecraft every April for Homestuck day.I think my main problem is that I never got to really share Homestuck with anyone except on /hsg/, so it always felt like this esoteric personal thing for me and I never got burnt out on it the way I did on other stuff. I'm one of those people who has to choose the obscure option or the unusual path to shit, and since I didn't know anyone else into Homestuck I got to ride that high forever.
>>152414288did....they kill dave off and replace him with karkat?
>>152414322An actual upgrade, nice
>>152414272i dont think being self centered is exactly the same as having an ego. But i see your point. Feferi is kind of hard to talk about. because shes kind of a nothing character. So her weird racist tendencies kinda dont track in my mind for me. I guess it could be related to witches being meddlers and manipulative at times. Like jade is totally able to be a two faced mean girl asshole if you piss her off. But like, dirk does that stupid rebellion on derse because he thinks hes hot shit and can be the cool badass who fucks shit up. And he CAN be but not alone. and him not thinking ahead makes everything spiral out of control.Jade would do it because someone pissed her off and shes holding a grudge. Similar events and actions but stemming from different impulses and desires. Princes gotta prove to everyone and themselves that their the baddest of the bad.Witches just satisfy their impulses without thinking.Im not trying to argue anons sis is a prince or not. I just think the argument is interesting.
>>152414285I really lile HarryHinderson's fics, but that might be bias because I'm a big Johnhead and they seem to really lile the character too
>>152414354im also a big john head.im glad they give him the spotlight he deserves. more people shoiuld like john for stuff other than being raped by dirk or some stupidbullshit.
>>152414300>a specialized SBURB playthrough of Starbound or Minecraft every April for Homestuck dayim down to play sburb minecraft with you, got a discord or anything?
>sburb minecraftFantroll skins... hmm
>>152414138dream selves being preemptively transitioned makes a lot of sense which only makes certain pieces of "character development" in "recent" years all the more stupid
>>152414369They're where I get my headcanon that every single mother, human or otherwise, in Earth-C just inexplicably wants John
>>152414138>>152414435Changing bodies and physically transitioning is absurdly easy in sburb you don't even need alat
>>152414436thats just what happens when your the #heirofbreath my manif only i could compare but im stuck as a witch so im basically stuck as a autistic fujo loser forever.
>>152414436>Rose bangs Jade>Kanaya bangs JohnIt's all coming together
>>152414479nah nah nah we gotta do my kanaya banging janes son to get back at rose/to groom that kid to being an asset.
>>152414479>Kanaya bangs JohnHarryHinderson also wrote this btwFeels like im just dickscuking the guy at this point damn
>>152414399Sure.Chodysseus#0131
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>>152403908>>152403916>>152403961>>152403997>>152404017>>152404056>>152404206>>152404243lemme just shill this thread of reeplys
>>152414340>So her weird racist tendencies kinda dont track in my mind for me. I guess it could be related to witches being meddlers and manipulative at times.I'd say it's more about the caste system being simply convenient to her.I agree witches do what they feel like doing("satisfy their impulses without thinking" as you've said, like your example about Jade's motivations being momentary grudges), but they also believe what they wish to believe, often based on their preconceived notions, biases and kneejerk reactions, without bothering to ponder upon it because why bother. It could tie to them "being outsiders", perhaps more broadly having less common sense and also being more prone to solipsism because of that.Why would Jade ever examine her trust in the clouds when it felt right and worked for her? Why would she be pissed off at Tav at any capacity when he has such a nice agreeable vibe, or shit on Eridan because he gave an impression of a douchebag? And similarly, why the hell would Feferi actually genuinely feel caste system is wrong when being a princess is such a sweet gig that worked for her perfectly? Why wouldn't she be proud of being at the top when it feels good? She has her convenient bias and she likes it, that's enough. This automatic self-centered belief in what they feel is good being good and doing what they feel is right without requiring any further examination until they wake up tomorrow and decide otherwise feels rather egoistic to me, even if it's simple and "childish" egoism rather than egoism fuelled by some grand narrative of being the hottest shit around on a mission like in case of Princes.
Did another poll cause I'm bored: Who is the most fuckable, the most PLOWABLE? I'm talking straight up bed breaking sex that you'll find yourself needing more.Trolls edition, Beforus and Alternia. This time, I gave 3 picks instead of one.https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVR27mnvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvVR27mnvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvVR27mnv
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MADE THE NEW THREAD>>152414884>>152414884>>152414884
>>152414530stop bullying kanaya