Planet Quest Edition Qott: If you were in sburb. What would your heroes quest be? Would you have an easy time with it, or would you try to break the rules and break free from the game.
>>152442219>>152442219>>152442219Previous Session. Sorry it slipped my mind in the rush
fuk u nigga
>>152452728k
>>152452708For a moment i thought hsg was dead forever again geg. But atleast you got the Qott format right this time (except QOTT is all caps but whatevs)>Qott: If you were in sburb. What would your heroes quest be? Would you have an easy time with it, or would you try to break the rules and break free from the game.I'd probably have a god damn hard time becoming a god since im literally a mage. The moment i enter the medium my entire quest is probably told to me overloading my brain but i gotta manage to get some lucky 8reaks to get to god while every imp in 5 miles see my shining ass cause light players always get some shitty planet. But if i manage to god tier its probably an easy breeze outside of curiosity kills the cat
>>152452708Huh, just noticed the Dad Egbert plush isn't in the Homestuck store on the animated pilot side. Guess it wasn't selling well...
>>152452800Sorry. I would have been attention if not for the rush. But the lack of momentum caused by not sharing the link in the previous thread already messed me up. Apologies again.I know i lack a certain thread etiquette, i only ask for patience cause i am trying my best :))
Quick anon, you MUST draw your fankid/fantroll and post it in the thread, it's the only way to save the timeline!
i think i found my new favorite genderstuck dancestor
>>152452882
>>152452873>>152452873Here's my self insert. She is airheaded and oblivious. But her natura as very volatile makes her unpredictable. She will often wander off on her journey and cause trouble. It makes her one of the strongest but most dangerous members of the game. Kind of like a 6th ranger in power rangers. She has her own agenda. Usually not malicious just very very selfish. She is a witch of breath. (Next pic)
>if you want to read homestuck skip to act 5>and stop reading once you get to act 6
>>152452955anyone who skips acts 1-4 skip the first half of dragon ball. Aka stupid.
>>152452965I just think it's funny how often you see people saying that skipping 80% of homestuck is the best way to read it
>>152452873Ykno what sure anon
>>152452882>>152452890>loli captor. ooooh fuuuuuuck.
>>152452873Well shit, I guess I have to draw twelve of them now
I fucked up my back carrying something heavy, Send me funny HS pics/memes please. Oh the pain is horrid owowowowow
>>152453193
>>152452728He was right, all along.
>>152453193This is when /hsg/ gives you a really big grin and says "Lift with your legs, not with your back!"
Reposting because I really want an artist to draw JohnVris as Greg and Rose:Vriska as Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz. Think about it:>member of an imperial civilization>at the higher rungs of society, but below much higher elites>a bit rebellious, kinda nonchalant about the societal structure>kinda petulant>hated being in the world they're a part of>hurted people closest to her (I don't mean physically), unintentionally or otherwise>fascinated by humanity and how different they are in many aspects>falls in love with a human>the obvious difference between them is that Vriska is an actual devil, while PD is just retardedImagine if the sequel that we got instead follows a love child of what's basically the two mascots of Homestuck. "If every Nic Cage films were perfect, we wouldn't have Renfield."
>>152453340I did lift with my legs, I let go with my back by accident
>>152453345i think. if i could change ONE thing about homestuck, it would probobly be, ironically. Not killing vriska at all. But having her be so ostracized from the trolls that she is permanently forced to stick with john. Maybe she can meet back up with him as soon as the yellow yard is done, or maybe even acompany john on that journy. Either way, vriska getting an equal or worse punishment than death, but also having a chance at redemption through john, could have saved her character. As much as it does dampen the impact of her death. It is one of the best moments of the series.
>>152453399Vriska getting to spend an eternity regretting setting up LE is extremely well deserved for wiping out her entire species, humans and two whole universes just for a chance to look like a badass
>>152453419dude thats so genus. Have her be alive but like floating through paradox space for an eternity sounds SO GOOD. and through shenanigans she meets up with john and is properly repentant. But at the same time, her motivation for vengence and violence is only hightened, but more focused now, allowing her to be directed by john and the humans. making her a more usefull ally, she can then be redeemed.
>>152453366HOT MILF nurse getting creampie in the face.
If I could change something about Homestuck it'd be not making Hussie become obsessed with hypertext and subversion.
>>152453467Unfortunately I don't think Homestuck is Homestuck if hussie doesn't love to sniff his own fartsThe problem is he never has people to reign him in and his story grew too large for him to control Problem sleuth is short and it avoids such an issue.
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>152453559Switch it back to a boy and I'm interested.
>>152453611Damn this is good as fuck whose the artist. I wonder how seductive rose could actually be. Despite her calm and cool manner I doubt she is any good at flirting with someone who isn't a weird alien vampire.
>>152453630@animehomstk2012 On twitter, I saw their art on my timeline and my brain locked in
This would have been thematically fitting because their handle abbreviations (GT before he changed it to EB) are 100% complementary base pairs. The pairing sequence always runs opposite of the first sequence, meaning G pairs with C and T pairs with A.
>>152453673Thats so spurious by this logic eridan is dave's otp
>>152453366the fabled egbert creampie
>>152453611Draws prospitcest :Dit's June jade D:
This only strengthens my resolve. I shall stand for the prospitcest shippers. Even tho it is not my OTP I must stand up for it. For it is right. John Egbert deserves love!!
What is it about Porrim that's so attractive? Do not say her tits.
>>152454033did you draw this? if not wheres the sauce :))Porrim is attractive because she is a genuine feminist who doesnt take shit from anyone, and despite being a passive person she still has the ability to inspire ghreatness in others that kankri cant.
>>152454033her pits
>>152454033Her promiscuous personality.
>>152454033I have no idea who this is so I guess I'm going to have to go with "wearing nothing at all"
>>152452708>qottfree all the consorts from super surveillance slav hell. mid difficulty quest
>>152454033Goth, vampire, super revealing dress, tattoos, piercings, has a motherly/big sister personality to other characters, feminist.from what I remember back in the day porrim was more popular with women, everything I listed off is something that women love.
>>152454097Notice how he's showing off his Porrim stand with the XBOX but not his games.
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>>152454318No no you right, I should've shown more maryams to make up for that...
>>152454331did you miss the line where kanaya compliments roses giant rack and whitr skin in act 6?????
>>152454343snes emulator kanaya awwww
please post more messy haired Kanayas I'm going to go insane
>>152453758Dave's birthday has to change though, so that the date (modulo 12) adds up to Eridan's number.
>>152453673lmao are we seriously getting into kabbalah shit
>>152454353of course, how could i forget this iconic moment... silly me!
>>152454097>Tranny keyboard>Deltatroon plush>Fetish Sandee done in anime art style41% detected
Anyone else get excited when they read this page? No? Just me?
>>152454331Its a visual medium you can see her aryan gothic milkers
>>152454410She's so hot
>>152454410someone rewrite this already so we can have coom
>>152454410>>152454523i have in fact written some stuff about this to make it coom.kanaya tavvy ss that is
*pat pat*
>>152454552>kanaya tavvy ss that isshare with the class?
>>152454563one secits from a previous thread lemme get all the links
>>152454410Why did you edit the best part?
>>152403908>>152403916>>152403961>>152403997>>152404017>>152404056>>152404206>>152404243lemme just shill this thread of reeplys
>>152454570this just sounds like kanaya is gonna pull a bane on tavvy
sorry if you were expecting a full fic, unfortunantly im a bit occupied and havent had the time :(((maybe one day when im free from prospitcest i can take some time to write this.
>>152454586>>152454597nono this is some good shit, my dumbass just expected a panel edit like the one here>>152454570
>>152454410Wait, wait, this can be improved
>>152454634>this can be improved>does nothing to edit the panel>infact posts og panelwhat did he mean by this
>>152454645Not having the sound plugin does tend to limit the impact of renaming the file
>>152454657marge im confused about the sound plugin. Please inform this humble anon.
other than that i dont have many ideas on how this fic would play out. But the sex would be intense. And that boys soul would be sucked out. Along with a liter or so of blood.
>>152454674Open wide, here comes the airplane4chan is not a multimedia site unless you like to hang out on /gif/So enterprising anons decided to write scripts that will autoplay sounds linked in filenames, for instance, https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>>152454689prime ss anon great work
>>152454701Yummy yummy thanks anon. The mage of light knows more cursed information
>>152454717You're welcome
>>152454706its kinda my specialty.its why i take in the projects and interests i do.
>>152454722A Lord in this thread?
>>152454722Lord of light-sama I thank you.Now I got a jade blood in the corner and I can finally hear the faggots at /lcg/ are bitching about. Lowkey this thread is kinda the best thread on 4chan
>>152454722Prospitcestfag is 6 foot 7 and is 300 pounds of muscle and has an IQ of 413. If you couldn't tell.
>>152454750sorry to say but im a witch of breath not a lord of light :3im very flattered by your compliments tho. (sorry if i ruined a bit)
>>152454773Oh my god, the fucking prospitcest guy is literally prospitcest if they fused together into a class
>>152454586Based.
>>152454781give the woman some cleavage
>>152454781imagine that vampire wispering sweet nothins while edging the poor boy. >>152454780its a fun coincidence for sure hehehe :)
>>152454792>imagine that vampire wispering sweet nothins while edging the poor boyalas, ill have to settle with my imagination instead of someone drawing this
>>152454792Are you Yiffy Longstocking Harley Egbert?
>>152454802for now this shall have to do. tho dont count it out, consider it behind the Rose and Kan double BJ drawfag idea i promised >>152454804i think i might be....i woulds never tell tho >:)
>>152452735What fanventure is this from
>>152454816sigh, well anon resting head on her jade knockers is still peak
I need to practice more lewds because its the only way to justify procrastinating studying for my exams, any requests?
>>152454844spider8reath or john jade!maybe some bjs!! or some boob jobs :)))
>>152454787>spider8reath or john jade!john is kinda busy at the moment i think. and he does not want to drawmaybe some bjs!!
>>152454844Romana from Drinking Problem giving an intense handjob to a cumming cock with a bored expression on her face?
>>152454867then i shall bow for better suggestions to takle stage
>>152453193You can say it anon, you blew out your back getting railed by a giant daddy bear named Esteban, it's okay, we don't judge. Just get yourself checked at the clinic when you're able to walk again.
bored out of my mind rny'all got any fic recs
OK /HSG/ lowkey, i was a little down in the dumps today, for many reasons. But talking to you all about this comic i like. and your general support has given me the kind of strength i need to pick up the pencil and draw more tommorow. I dont wanna give up on prospitcest, even if 90% of you all wont enjoy it, for those who do, that means everything.besides ill be sure to make some stuff for all of you guys eventually as well Sleep well prospitcest nation ;)
>>152455070We love incest here. In the end. We all Slime.
>>152454943Reminds me of an unfortunate girl I knew in high school who died her hair blue, unfortunately the hair dye sucked and turned her skin blue too...
Any mages in this thread?
wwhere the fat bitches at
>>152452873
>>152455236Mage of time hereTo quote the white rabbit, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late I'm late I'm late
>>152455300That's a cool (but fucking CURSED) aspect
>>152454787Like this?
>>152452728is that an ai upscaled version
>>152455716WOAH MAMA
>>152455716mint flavored milk...
SerketGPT how fat is my cock>
I tried to get an img gen to make Nepeta and good lord...
>>152455236Mage of Breath wheezing my way on in
>>152453611That man is in danger
>>152453611Rose would 100% be the kind of person to intentionally get groomed and think she's gaining something from it, like some wisdom or insight into the groomer mindset. I think she even talks about how she would like to meet Bro and poke his brain.
>>152452708>QOTTIdk about my contents, but I would just follow the quest as intended. Why rush things like that retard Karkat or fuck around and break shit for no good reason like that retard Rose instead of getting the power-ups as the game intended? You can do the free play mode after you god-tier.
>>152452708>Qott: If you were in sburb. What would your heroes quest be? Would you have an easy time with it, or would you try to break the rules and break free from the game.Land of Windmills and Smoke and I need to clear the air. I can easily alchemize breathing gear but I'm pretty sure there's going to be some trick to getting all those windmills going and I'm going to spend some time just tilting at them.
>>152454331Kids are canonically pink-skinned but you there's no canon information disproving they all have huge tits/cocks and fat asses that conveniently become visible only in Hornasty Mode
>>152455956This thing looks like if Paul the Alien had an opiate-addicted bastard son with Yoda and some random Na'vi hooker that disassociated so hard from it's own ancestral dissonance it killed Nepeta in a dark alleyway, then pretended to be her.
>>152454561*plap plap*
>>152456643Absolutely franked out. Furter style. Fucking fairy...
>>152456492I kek’d out loud
I feel like shit today, might jerk off to buff nepeta later
>>152457169>dave with boobsfake and gay those belong on dirk.
>>152457179Bro wanted to be twinsies
>>152455716Exactly what i meant anon, now she can prance around the meteor with confidence
>>152455716She's one hard stop from puncturing those tits with her own fangs
>>152455716Ok /hsg/ we should do tit size chart for trolls and humansIts simply the next step
>>152457472i did a long time ago with some friends lemme see if i still got it.
>>152457507found it!
>>152454900Who is the artist?
>>152457517>john and dirk being on therehuh
>>152457517Ok fire but id say we need a pec chart for the boys or somehow fit equius in thereOr has anyone already made a dick chart for the boys that they wanna present to the class
>>152457604one of the friends wanted them on there really bad
>>152457679As someone who equally likes John and Dirk, I find that concerning
>>152457676>has anyone already made a dick chart for the boys that they wanna present to the classwe also made one
>>152457517I refuse to believe Nepeta has fat fucking jugs. She has a nice rack at best. Also Vriska is flat.
>>152457737i cant agree with the drug addicted clown having an average or even functional dick after aall that sopor but apart from that and eridan being hypercliche, i agree with these
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYJADEBLOOD
>>152457334She can leer at my dark anytime
>>152455956This is getting slightly closer to what I think trolls actually look likeThey are freaky bugs
Good morning /HSG/Wow these glasses I bought are kind of a cheap piece of shit! Good thing I only intend to wear them indoors cause their literally 2 pieces of glass and some wires attached. This glass isn't even glass it's plastic lenses or something Maybe I should have spent more when harley maxing. @w@ lol. Anyways hope everyone is well.
>>152457517>only carapacian included is Ms. Paint, PM, WQ and BQ are absent>>152457737>HB is the only carapacian includedI FUCKING LOVE CONSISTENCY
>>152458085>Maybe I should have spent more when harley maxingyou want to become a gir/l?
>>152457737gamzee definitely has a huge one if only because hes physically the biggest of the trollsalso dont female trolls have a penislike protuberance?
>>152458220I merely wish to have high quality glasses.
>>152458192happy now?
>>152458085Plastic lenses are good enough for factory work I don't see why they aren't in day to day life.
>>152458249idk were hermaphrodite trolls ever really confirmed i forgot
>>152458262i like how le has a horse cock but caliborn is on peanut tierle only has a huge cock because of equius, stolen valor baka
Another day, another yearning for Rose.>>152458262You put Rose at "Fat fucking jugs" right now mister.
Rose has b cups as a full grown adult at best. At 13 she's flat as a board and she's actually sensitive about it. Mostly because jade is like a b cup + boarding on c.
>>152458262NEPETA IS LITHENEPETA IS LIFE
i hate this tierlist maker's retarded fucking pictures
This is all canon btw I just know these things. Call me the seer of tits.
>>152458340lord of cocks?
>>152458343Sorry king I am not that. If I was cock aspected I would be a muse if anything.
>>152458340Muse of taint
>>152458361if the aspects were about sex and lewd shit who would be what question mark
>>152458379Rose would be the Queen of Size. Only real ones know the reference.
>>152458379Dave- knight of cockJohn- heir of nutsRose- seer of pussyJade- witch of titsKarkat- knight of assVriska- thief of spermTerezi- seer of orgasmsEridan- prince of pussyNepeta- rogue of cockKanaya- sylph of pussyAradia- maid of titSollux- mage of clitGamzee- bard of assEquius- heir of cockFeferi- witch of clitTavros- page of ass
>>152458411>>152458425i can see this, also works with how you can make your god pjs be however you want
>>152458425>Karkat- knight of assReal and true
>>152458461this image singlehandedly yaoipilled me
>>152458526artist made a maidkat version (nsfw) which is peak
>>152458411You know, I'm trying to find this comic actually, does anyone know what I'm talking about? I thought I had it but I don't. It looked like the style of pic related.Rose had a god tier robe that was different colored. Rose says something like, "It seems Skaia is making a joke about me being a size queen." which John goes "Damn, guess you don't want this then?" And springs out his mighty Egbert cock. I hope I'm not schizo and imagined this entire thing out of a wet dream.
>>152458557lacryboy is goated
>>152458701this board single handedly making me more partial to grim dorks as the days goes on.
>>152458701https://files.catbox.moe/e4mnav.pngthis?
>>152458771YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. THANK YOU, YES, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING FUCKING CRAZY.>>152458754Here's more grimdorks for you anon.
>>152458754Wait so does that mean your warming up to it or becoming a hater?
>>152458770Oh hey that's mine! Thank you!!
>>152458785>YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. THANK YOU, YES, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING FUCKING CRAZY.dw anon i gotchu
>>152458771very nice. >>152458791im warming up to it. When i ranked my john ships i never even put grim dorks on the list. Thought it was lame. now im like "ok i guess this is ok" hahahai still think its carried by art but i can see it.
>>152458803grimdorks is a very "NOTHING EVER HAPPENS" ship
>>152458901Checkmate.
>>152458940remember when this guy made grimdorks and people jumped him so bad he quit drawing them?
>>152458940whats wrong with her hair
>>152458972she got her moms genes
>>152458959I don't actually. He should go back to drawing them, especially Rose. She has ass for days.
>>152458996yeah well tough luck bcs he isnt gonna :(whats with hstwt children being puritans lmao
>>152459036the algorithm realized im a homestuck fan so now i keep getting fucking retards on my for you saying stupid shit and calling john june i block every single one of them and more keep showing up its hell
>>152459036I dont get it what was their issue with grimdorks? Is it because she's supposed to be a lesbian?
>>152459085i usually would give a fuck about those people if they knew that june isnt a hs thing its more of a thing on hs2 correcting people who use john and throwing fits lmao
>>152459036hstwt is the most miseable experience i've ever had because there are so many people who like the exact same things i do but in the most insufferable manner known to man
>>152459093everyone who gets mad at shit like grimdorks/dirkroxy doesnt actually care in the slightest they just want the free internet points
>>152459093That's probably it. "Rose is a fucking lesbian through and through, it's people like YOU who are advocating for lesbian erasure," followed by a thread of countless screenshots of conversations that Rose had in the comic. It's silly.
>>152459093yes. because rose is with kanaya, and has "never expressed interest in a man" shipping her with any man is bad and problematic.
>>152459114They forget about the flirting she did with John and Dave (before they knew they were siblings).
>>152459103>there are so many people who like the exact same things i do but in the most insufferable manner known to manaaaaaaaaaaand you nailed it
>>152455956Aint that hard senpai
>>152459103I totally get this but in a chudded way
>>152459123thats fake and didnt happen. she has only expressed interest in women. yep. thats the truth.ignore picrel, it doesnt mean anything
>>152459093>https://x.com/DrGravyJones/status/1996362720397103470?s=20have a read yourself, discourse apparentlyi remember people qrtwt some of his art to say honestly rancid shit
>>152459103we are all homestuck fans. I am assured that if many people from here and from the twitter space were in a room, things would go fine. but on the internet people get so tribal.
>>152459101june isnt a thing at all it doesnt fucking exist in anything homestuck its just a big old fucking retard filter for me to use but theres way too many of these peopleits both a blessing and a curse to have such an easy tell that someone is a fucking subhuman retard>>152459114bisexuals arent real once you're gay you can only be gay that's the rules
Back in my day you were shunned if you harassed other over what they shipped
Rosemary is a pairing that is unfortunately very close to life in the sense that one lesbian in this relationship is actually a fake dyke bislut and the other is a total cuckquean
>>152459220>june isnt a thing at all it doesnt fucking exist in anything homestuck its just a big old fucking retard filter for me to use but theres way too many of these peoplei for one dont give a shit about june, i prefer john over her but im not gonna yuck others yumsnow ill obviously call out some junefag out if they just start being retarded (which only happens in hstwt, what a coincidence)
>>152459256go back to /tttt/
>>152459101the thing junefags need most is an actually have decent fanfic tbf.like ive read most of the june stuff out there and its just the same shit rehashed over and over and over and over
>>152459103This June is hypnotizing me
>>152459313the easiest way to sell june is to just make her pretty. no one will aurgue against it if shes pretty. look at how many people switched up on roxy now that hes hot.
>>152459123>>152459153Or this for that matter.
>>152459220>bisexuals arent real once you're gay you can only be gay that's the rulesFuck off we don't want them either
>>152459331id say best way of having june *right now* is make both june and john co-exist as two different peopleflip off the fandom and keep both sides happy
>>152459335Fuck wrong image.
>>152459357there is something so funny to me about Hussie retconning this sexual tension between rose and dave into existance. AFTER retconing them to be siblings. and if not that at the very least he is strengthening its presence within the subtext by making light of it.
>>152459261i give no shit about the casual enjoyment of june egbert fan-content (the looming "canon"ization of june egbert itself though is a god damn fucking abomination). i myself have enjoyed some of itmy ire is with the people who partake in john egbert erasure and call him june and a she outside of such contexts because they treat fiction like reality and believe the original john egbert to be a closeted transwoman. those are retarded subhumans who i have no respect for.>>152459346biGODs own you
OKAY HSGI'm going to leave these kids here and run to get some food, don't try anything funny while I am gone.
>>152459373>my ire is with the people who partake in john egbert erasure and call him june and a she outside of such contexts because they treat fiction like reality and believe the original john egbert to be a closeted transwoman. those are retarded subhumans who i have no respect for.Lets shake hands because thats my line of thinking lol, if you csnt respect me liking JOHN why would i respect anything about JUNE? its shit flinging yes but they're usually the ones to start
>>152459417>>152459430>>152459444
>>152459103I love June. Is it weird how I get a bit annoyed when people call John June before he transitioned though?Idk I feel a bit fakewoke but June feels like a really big turning point, one where it's such a big change there should be a disconnect in the two characters lives even though they are one and the same.
>>152459313June and Roxy T4T when?
>>152452708whiteboard link https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802magmahttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
I need to bury my face in his hairy cunt or I'll never know happiness.
>>152459562nah its literally the logical way of thinking
>>152459313I need her.
>>152459781He's just like me fr
>>152459103Built for Egbert cock.
>>152459781
>>152459832Eridan has so much aura its not funny. God damn it hussie
>>152459837*chud rage
>>152459832>megalovania plays
>>152459832They should team up to kill all disgusting fantrolls
>>152459354I'll only accept this if John puts June in the mating press>>152459455That's vegettas technique!
>>152453611why is pedo rapist bro such an enticing concept
I need a Rose Lalonde cosplayer girlfriend.Another day... another yearning for Rose...
>>152458461how do I draw asses this juicy
>>152460009You could do a study of the image and try to reverse engineer it
>>152460009Idk anon. I guess try to redraw it and then use the ways that artist made asses that juicy in future art?
>>152460018that's a good idea
>>152459141>sign is fucked up>jacket color is wrong>white pupils in the second panel>fucked up mouth>too young for her irises to have filled in yetapply yourself
>>152460071Do Rose first.
>>152459950Because you got diddled as a child.
>>152460175You did it anon my long repressed memories are flooding back... so hot... gotta fap...
>>152459950He was built to be a groomer
>>152452800more deep fried homestuck-ified edits
>>152455368the greatest otp
>>152459582
>>152460282Your artstyle is cute, anon.
>>152460303Thank you
>>152459417>>152459430>>152459444I'd be a shame if they were to play a game.
>>152460259anon you need to stop posting johnbro cause its doing funny things to me
>>152460303requesting little bites be added to the anonkanaya needs her share
>>152460329With little droplets of blood off her lip.
>>152460318Why? It's just a guy spending some quality time with his best friend's bro.
>>152460175hot if tru
>>152460349seconded
DOC SCRATCH IF YOU'RE HEARING ME ANOTHER GORE FAG HIT THE WHITEBOARD SAVE US DOC SCRATCH
>>152460282holy peak
Me and my boyfriend I got by being Ecto Siblings. (im coloring this later)
>>152460329>>152460349>>152460379Quick addition
lovely hehehe
>>152460411This is peak anon, I thank you every day for drawing this for me when I requested it. :)
>>152460411absolute kino, thank you very much anon
>>152460282holy sex..
>>152460398Love is stored in the buck teeth.
>>152460446there is nothing better than john egberts smile. how much i enjoy drawing him grin
>>152460282oh man lets look at this. gr/eat expressions, gr/eat anatomy, gr/eat pose, gr/eat pr/oportions oh, man aplause to this young man!>>152460411d/awg anon is going to D/IE from bloo/d loss.
>>152460282Is there a wider trend of this kinda chaser/non-opp transgenderism going on or is this development just a quirk specific to roxy?
>>152460538Roxy just looks like this in the comic now. Thank God cause his old fit was awful
Gamzee is cute! CUTE!
>>152460664>People ACTUALLY believe this.
>>152460538Buddy you're in HSG. We're chasers in this motherfucker. Better take yo sensitive ass back to Twitter.
>>152460664HONKNVKE
>>152460664kill this piece of plot-device trash with rocks
There is only pain under the Green Sun.
>>152460700Me not being plugged into shitter is exactly why I'm asking. Must just be an /hsg/ thing then
>>152460718It seems like you've made a few silly typos, but I get it, it happens. Here's the fixed version>Shower this cute wigger clown with love, hugs and kissesYou're welcome!
>>152460715Wish LE: Unmerge would update
>>152460744PhD in scatology tier 'tism
>>152460744i would produly serve under tsaritsa vriskas command!
>>152460896This Terezi is so juicy and good, same artist?? I need her. Like now.
>>152460398>that height differenceHhhnnnnnnnggggghhhhhhhhhhh
>>152460833>ClownglazerKek
>>152460942any art where john is taller than jade makes me shake my head in dissapointment. thank you for being so based >>152460916yeah dude! his name is taz yogafire! hes super good. https://x.com/Taz_yogafire/status/2020670186068595043?s=20 check out his hella awsome terezi art
>>152461091Thank you anon! Checking right now.
>>152461091>>152461096I did not know he made this too, he's a great artist. I wanna commission him Terezi stuff.
>>152461132oki :))) be careful not to spoil him :)))
woah did you notice this in the twitter post??
>>152461169I'll try not to... though his DMs on Twitter are closed, trying my luck on his Pixiv>>152461191I noticed my dick got harder looking at Terezi's tongue, does that help?
>>152460262My mind just puts the troll horns on people automatically
????
>>152461469Where? >/ss/Damn nazis...
>>152460092Nah ill just gen a billion more Unc. On your power bill from the subsidized data center too.Or just not be a retard about a throwaway for comparison.
>>152461191>terezi with tongue piercing
>>152460067>>152460096alright here goes. it's harder than it looks
>>152461528im no anatomy expert and thats why i stick to hero mod esque drawings but id say this isnt bad????
>>152461469>/ss/The only /ss/ pairing I will accept in Homestuck is KanayaxTavvy. Mom is hot as fuck but I can't see her with any of the Alpha or Beta kids and she never really met any of the Troll kids.
@152461496>shartyniggerto the surprise of absolutely nobody
>>152461191most softcore porn art ever lol
>>152461528I do like me a little booty. The line work works. I think the karkat one does better with some clothing tightness lines
>>152461496Please kill yourself.
>>152461538>>152461586thanks, bros. truly, we must all study the ass more
>>152461564Are you sure alpha rose would totally love John because he reminds her of a comedian she used to know?>>152461618Agreed. And we can do it together
>>152461496You are not in a position of moral superiority. Eat the slop, hog. At least the blue hairs didn't need an investment bubble just to draw like shit.I have not seen a single good piece of AI media. Only AI assisted.
>>152461564mom lalondeporrimthe condescearanea are all valid milfs who are a large majority of /ss/tuck art out there, not the say Kanaya doesn’t count, I just don’t see that much of her.
>>152461528how on im going to give you some ad/vice.fr/om the or/iginal image i can see that the thing thats making the butt so succulent, is the r/endering. it's add/ing 3d/imentionality to those globes. the little shad/ows, the slight highlights all make it seem more "real".
>>152457585It's from Drinking Problem, https://mspfa.com/?s=51062&p=1
>>152461817FUCK I MISSED OUT ON THE 2ND GRANDTROLL IMAGE FUCKKKKKI WILL NEVER SEE GRANNY VRISKA
>>152461827Stealing that image for myself...
>>152461827Calm down Karkat.
>>152461915Hagnaya my beloved...
>>152461915Now post Hag Aradia
My favorite is old man Karkat
>>152461915soooo...anyone gonna use this hagnaya for smut any time soon?
>>152461915Humbly requesting some lewds with a flirtatious Oldnaya.
Starting to slowly get turned on at the idea of cucking rose and seeing how she’d react to coming home and seeing Kanaya getting railed in their bedroom
>>152462172PAFFENDOOORF.
>>152454388uh, a men who knows about the study of sacred text, by any chances, do you know about the work of Borges?, i think his metanarrative and mitopoeia is pretty compatible with homestuck
Why are Davekat fans like this?
>>152462584that karkat looks hot af, black dave is retarded
>>152462499I don't think she'd care
>>152462499Cucker gets cucked>>152462584davekat fans are trying to self insert.
>>152462499my kanaya x tavvy plans fall into place, rose finds her breeding with the enemies son!
>>152462584oh thats a hot kar/kat- that's d/ave? ew.
>>152462584>What is that?>That's Dave, he's your best friend.>I know that, but what is he doing on this ship?
>>152462584Being a davekat fan, raceswapping obsession and ugly artstyles like this one are all rooted in not having a divine spark.
>download fonts from the homestuck font archive>try to install them>they're all already installed on my pcwhat the fuck i only remember installing courier new
>>152462801>not having a divine sparkhow come they dont have one?
>>152462584Raceswaps r usually retarded but black dave is the worst one, bar none
>>152462907You'll understand when you get one *w*
>>152462948i feel like you're the one bereft of it, slinging these accusations around like that. yes, you're not any better than nigdave artists.
>>152462907for they lack whimsey
My moirail is a ranbow drinker just updated and oh boy someones about to get it
>>152463169Sloppy makeout plz
would anyone be interested in a porrim nsfw green text I just made?
>>152463229Yes please.
>>152462584They think Dave being able to rap is cultural appropriation and must placate their brain damage
finished it
>>152463276Cute
>>152459605gore on the whiteboard pls clean
>>152463169Link that shit nigga.
>another day in the dream bubbles>Porrim was bored, everyone was busy with their own problems>Either fighting in a troll war or fighting with the same group of friends you known for 1 billion years>She knew of a pocket in the dream bubble where she could have some “fun”>it was her favorite sex club she loved going to back on her planet>it had Gloryholes in the back>private, discreet and 100% anonymous>she went to the back and went into one of the back rooms that had the Gloryholes in it>Small room dirty, a small black stool was in the middle, one neon green light was the only thing that lit up the room, on the wall about waist high was the hole>Porrim sat down on the stool spread her legs stuck two fingers in her mouth and then move them down to started to play with herself imagining the bulge that will come through that hole>she hears someone open the door on the other side and walk in>she smiles with a wide grin on her face>Moving her head closer to the gloryhole>Opening her mouth wide and revealing her double pierced split tongue with sharp fangs and lips painted black>She begins flicking her split tongue beckoning the visitor to slide their bulge through>she leans back from the hole and out comes a long human cock>Porrim a little bit surprised she didn’t expect a human to be on the other sidecontinue?
>>152462584Just point out that their ship is AI generated Israeli slop and they'll sputter and go away.
>>152463366>long human cockdecisive moment, who will this be
>>152463390I don't like Davkat either but what the fuck is this actual word slurry
>>152462584Davekat exists entirely on Hussie being silly on a whim, why would it be anything but shit?
>>152461743you're absolutely right. I'll practice the bit of rendering as well when I canthanks man
>>152463276Nicely done it's really cute
>>152463398There was a tweet like that and every Davekat shipper was angry about it for like three months.
>>152463366Continue!
>>152463439Oh I see
Davekat shippers are the kind of female who mediate everything - even their most private desires - according to what their social media “peers” will think of it, despite that these people may have never left their houses except to go to school in their livesAt first they may say “OMG Dave is so cute! If he was real I would definitely glomp him teehee” but after 6 months of discourse they will say “Dave and Karkat are so hecking valid I am enthusiastic that we have torn down heteronormativity so they can be together. It is offensive to draw Dave as white because we haven't fought so hard for a racist who mocks sacred indigenous culture of the inner city”
So are all current Homestuck fans just the stupidest fuckers on the planet or is just because they're all really young?
>>152463427Thank you!!!!I haven't been making any comic stuff today desu. I don't wanna burn out. So I'm trying to pace myself.
>>1524633661/2>she is seen human cocks before in Damaras anime’s>But has never been with a human before>the cock was long veiny and shaven smooth, the balls looked heavy and full>She grabbed it with her hand and begins to stroke it gently>she loves the girth and warmth of it, She could even feel their heartbeat as she strokes it>she then let’s go and it twitches in front of her >she makes a giddy laugh loving how responsive it is to her touch>She then grabs it again leaning it up so she could lick the base of it dragging her tongue slowly to the tip where she then takes it into her mouth>Slowly Bobbing her head, taking the cock slowly deeper into her mouth>Admiring its girth, taste, and the way it twitches on her tongue>She’s really liking it moaning now as she takes it deeper in her mouth>Her split tongue working wonders on his undercarriage occasionally she flicking the tip with her split tongue>all while she’s still playing with herself>this is her first time with a human cock and she is loving it, and she has no idea who it is could it be that breath player John? or the guy on the meteor Dave? or that creepy orange guy…….she really hope it’s not that guy.
>>1524635962/2she decide to to have some real fun and go no hands and start deep throating it>Loving the way it feels all the way in her mouth>Feeling the the full weight of it on her tongue>The way it hits the back of her throat Send a spark through her core>she tries to take it all the way to the base it takes a little effort but she manage to take it all the way>She pauses there letting it twitch fully in her mouth and throat>her split tongue pressed up against his balls licking them as much as she could>She then pulls back exhaling to catch her breath>She then immediately takes the cock back into her mouth slobbering and slurping loudly now>during her thorough sucking she could feel three large distinct twitches>This fella was getting close She could even taste a little bit of his precum waking out>And she loved the taste of it>shes not stopping her onslaught of fellatio even for a second she can feel him getting close in her mouth>Before she knew she hears three distinct knocks and a breathy grown from the other side and then a warm spray gush into the back of her mouth>she could feel his load travel from the base and all the way out of his cock to where it’s spraying in the back of her mouth>She takes it deep again making sure feel every last powerful pulse>she swallowed every last drop of human semen>She loved the taste it had>and came herself as she’s swallowing his cum>Bobbing her head up and down trying to get every last remnant of cum left in his spent cock>She then pulls away making a loud pop sound>Happy and satisfied, She watches the cock pull away and leaving the hole>She hasn’t had this much fun in a long time, >She’s wonder if any of the other girls would be interested in this maybe demara?
>>152463366>>152463596>>152463609masterpiece right here
>>152463596>>152463609The cock in question:
>>152463716
>>152463716the cock is supposed to be a anon but I left it ambiguous so you could really imagine any human.
>>152463729So true>>152463733Its process of elimination it's either anon or jake
I wish porrim would hold me.
>>152463609>>152463596>>152463366excellent work anon
Very good stuff guys.
While we're on the subject of Jadeblood kino. MMIARD updated!https://mspfa.com/?s=59808&p=157
d/ay 9. something simple, wante/d to r/ender a shir/t.
>>152458076I always thought they’d look like a 1:1 of The Little Monsters character
>>152464069>69Nice.
>ywn be molested by a hot drunk clown lady growing upIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>152464421https://ozmode.us/I saw this on my twitter timeline
>>152464069>click honklog>it honksI honestly don't know what I expected
>>152454816I'm still holdin them to it. And it betta be loving and wholesome, too!
>>152464069>the honklog honksI don't care if you're being bad touched little buddy I'm busy honking.
>>152464436>refers to John as June
>Sweet on a friend o mine.>She absolutely loves Aradia.>We often talk lewd scenarios regarding a "BIG" Aradia(chubby/thick/big titty) Aradia.>She doesn't know it but I'ma draw that 'dia at the beach posing for a photo.Hope I can get it done by Valentines.
>>152464927Awww, that's kind of you, Anon!
>>152464927Godspeed anon.
How would Johnvrisprite behave differently from Tavrisprite?
>>152465483notes:there should be a catagory for people who would say negro.Theres no way nepeta would ever say hard rmenah would be a hard r warrior for sure. Rose should be in the 5 bucks catagory along with jade.
>>152465537Okay, whatever nigger
would anyone be interested in my Damara NSFW green text sequel?
>>152465483>mfw thinking about kanaya saying it
>>152465646No we HATE damara
>>152465700I Got Cucked By Another Nigga Oops I Ment Another Human Male>>152465714Whos we? I love damara i just dont care for the SMuT outside of it being jake
>>152465714I think Damara sucks!
>>152465483>goddammit dave>dont you fucking get it>you will never be a real nigger>you are FUCKING WHITE CISHET MALE>YOU ARE FAGGOT COCKSUCKER>YOUR BARS ARE WEAK>AND YOUR SKIN IS WHITE>AND I KNOW YOU HAVE A BONER RIGHT NOW TOO>rose you just had a shirley temple please stop
>>152465714>>152465744Fags
>>152465753I love it when the kids use slang that wasn't invented for a decade after the comic started
>>152465753Hey hey hey wait a moment his bars are not weak
>>152465483swap lil hal and bro
>damara now in the forest she knows rufio is on a date with horuss>And as much as fun it would be to throw something heavy at rufio>She decided it’s not worth the trouble>She remembered the other day Porrim told her something fun she can do when she’s not busy>porrim mention something about a sex club where she sucked her first human cock>Idea intrigued her, the idea of her friend sluting herself out on an anonymous human cock Fired her up>”lucky bastard” she thought how good porrim made that guy feel>damara had to try this out for herself>she made her way through the dream bubble and finding the sex club>she made her way through to the back room and open the door>Saw the small room sat down on the stool>She heard someone open the door on the other side and walk in>She moved her head closer to the hole and said>”ore wa chin chin ga daisuki nandayo~"continue?
>>152465483Every troll that ever called someone a pissblood, shitblood, rusty or wader would say things like chink or nigger
>>152465800why romanji just do poorly google translated japanese
>>152465800>out of the hole comes out a big bulky fully erect human cock>She bites her lips impressed by its size >She has seen a lot of human cocks in henteis >But this is the first time she’s seeing one up close>She likes the shape, size, color and smell of it kneeling in close to smell it’s musk>The Cocks aroma makes her brain melt>she gets off the stool and gets closer to the wall knees on the floor>Running her tongue and red lips on the sides of the cock>admiring it’s salty flavor>she holds the cock up to kiss and lick its base while jerking it>she then moves down to suck on his balls>Getting one of them in her mouth and slowly pulling back>made him jitter and pull away a little bit>damara laughs in delight>Seeing how Sensitive he is>She then leans her mouth on the tip>Sucking slowly and gently Teasing him>she begins to moan as She takes him deeper >her soft lips leaving red lipstick Marks on his cock>since she is a rust blood she doesn’t have sharp teeth like most trolls do so she could be a bit more aggressive without worrying of hurting him>now sucking harder and louder>She takes him deep Filling her mouth>he managed hit the back of her throat>She pulled back the gasp for air>but she was in nowhere near done yet
>>152465646Oh, oh, I would! Then make one where Anon, Damara, and Porrim have a threesome!
>>152465646yes please
At least it isn't a LLM this time, I hope
NI HOU BING CHILING IT CO WI EGG RO
>>152465893Damara said this btw.
>She took off her top and threw it in the corner>now tits out topless she grabs the cock with two hands>and begins to stroke and suck it>her tongue licking his tip tasting his precum as it leaks out>the mixture of scent, taste and sheer lewdness of this act sends her over the edge>she takes the cock all the way to the base as she orgasms>moaning loudly with a fully erect human cock in the back of her throat>Damara is in pure bliss>after her orgasm subsides she feels the cock begin to twitch hard in the back of her mouth>She knows he’s close, and she’s going to return the favor>Now Demara’s lips make a tight seal around the cock now sucking harder than before>bobbing her head up and down faster while moving a strand of hair out of her way>She hears for fast repeated Knocks and a gasp of air fall by a grunt>She reacted quickly and managed to suck just as the first spurt shot a crossed her tongue and filled her mouth>the cock shot monster loads in the back of her mouth and she swallowed every last one>she kept sucking Through his orgasm>She wanted to thoroughly drain this cock dry>Making the human on the other side whimper and moan>“For the love of Zillyhoo!”>She could hear him tap out>She let’s the softening cock leave her mouth>accomplished and satisfied from her debaters act>Catching her breath she grabs a pack of cigarettes from her pocket pulls one out and lights it up>as the cock pulls away She leans close to the hole and says>煙が欲しいですか?
>>152465910KEK I'm sorry but I thought of this as soon as I saw the picrel
>>152465910Its like that whiteboard drawings where john is with every pregnant troll but its jake with every dancestor pregnant. Jake English the gloryhole goat
>>152465948Rose is mad because John doesn't like human girls, he's for gray meat only
>>152466036
>>152466036>>152466049Bro would gift this to Dave for his 12th birthday.
>>152466049>stroopwafelIt's always the fucking Dutch
>>152466036>>152466049I need a daki so bad
>>152466074"I will always protect you" And some home intruder breaks into the house and robo bro (hidden in the pillow) rapes the home intruder
Is it weird that I wish Porrim would rape and kill me?
>>152466148I want her to take advantage of Kankri.
>>152466148she has “kankri‘s food” written on her crotch
>>152466148porrim forcefully pegging you to attack your toxic masculinity
>>152466193bone apple tea
>>152466309these fucking vampires are sloppy it should just be two holes pouring down but its all over his neck
>>152466309two rainbow drinkers Milfs drain a mutant blood dry
>>152460383My apologies. I was away both times I was reminded to clean the whiteboard today.
>>152466374The gore was already censored by a brave and noble anon a bit ago but atleast you jannied it. For a bit i thought there was an image blocker but turns out people can just post images in the whiteboard just not the magma
>>152466309This is some primo shit
Ok /HSG/ it was a good day. Made a cool drawing but no comic writing. But I will get on it soon :)) Hope you guys have a good night. Sleep well prospitcest nation
>>152459036>whats with hstwt children being puritans lmaoI mean zoomers are already scientifically proven to be the dumbest generation and homestuck fans are already the dumbest fandom so they're double screwed.
its unfair moonrunes never drew porn of her
>>152466517sweet dreams
>>152466647Good
>>152466647I heard uh, mhmhmhm, you can like. Uh, give an artist money, mmmoney, and they draw whatever you want, mehemhm.
>>152466774Warning this user is moonrunes. I HATE YOU MOONRUNES I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUI DESPISE MOONRUNES
Kanaya sucked my dick and at first it felt pretty good but then she started playing with my pubes a bit too hard.
>>152467251my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery
>>152467251pussy
>>152458425>heir of nuts>thief of spermTruly made for each other.
Which troll has the worst case of adhd and is incapable of not procrastinating?
>>152453345Homestuck Steven Universe AU when
Absolutely love any and all fanart of beta Rose and beta Dirk interacting.
>>152465483>haha hey guys it’s funny because Andrew Hussie is racist
>>152467683Karkat
>>152467966TSO is peak and I'm glad it caused retarded newfans to say they're quitting homestuck
>>152467683>>152468054nah its definitely not karkat, he was the one who was wrangling the rest of the trolls to actually get stuff done, its probably aradia after she achieves godtier, she'd hop through various timelines when she gets bored
We "big picture" players rarely become historians.
>>152465817>romanjiIT'S RŌMAJIRŌMA-JIローマ字THERE IS NO "N" THERE
>>152462907They're simply hylics who do not posses an innate understanding of higher ideals and metaphysical experiences like capital B Beauty
>>152467683How is it not Sollux?
>>152468586>worst case of ADHD>guy opened with bipolar
>>152468513Whatever, China.
>>152468600He is MY favourite Troll and that means he gets whatever mental disorder I decide to give him!
Roxy would have loved Mewgenics.
Im going to write a greentext about jane being reticent to try anal with anon but eventually loving it.
>>152468623>anon>not gamzee
>>152468633>wants to watch gamzee fuck the most attractive human female in homestuck from the cuck chair instead of doing the fucking himselfhow gay. it would be interesting to write however.
Holy Skye.
>>152468660something something scanning something something barcode
>>152468586>>152468611He knows functional programming. Whatever trendy mental disorders you try to give him, ADHD can't be one of them
My brain just went fuzzy houhhh my god dude.......
>>152468717glory to the Alternian Empire
>>152468660Girl?????? fucking how???
>>152468660No stomach piercing. Tridesert is still hotter.
>>152465910>>152465944Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. Probably is on Alternia. Or is it for sea dwellers?
>>152466848Uhh... no. Im moonrunes, uhuhuhuhuhuh.... but can you like.. uhuhuh... give me money anyways. Uhuhuhuh
theres a faggots who genuinely hate moon for actually doing something and its not being shitposting about troll dick or other tumblrshit you guys do here>inb4 i know moonrunes can do this, but at least he contributes to the thread with fresh mspfa delivery, not derailing every thread into delusional lusting that can be applied to everything like a templatesyou guys suck
>>152469007>derailing every thread into delusional lusting that can be applied to everything like a templatesBut enough about moonrunes' discord orbiters making samey posts about skye/alan/cody/troll shotas/whatever every single thread
>>152468617Her and Sollux
Wake me up when Romana is real and I can bury my face in her jiggly gray tidders.
>>152468902i might
My Fox Harem Begins... Soon...!!!
>>152468660How is this bitch alive
>>152469067As opposed to samey posts about canon characters
There's like 3 genres of posts here. Art posts. Very rare (counts fanventure posting)Discussion on the actual story/mechanics of Homestuck. Semi rareAnd then talking about ships and character lusting which is like 60 percent. And frankly I'm fine with that. If you on this board you either wanna autistically talk about Homestuck and/or lust over characters. I would love if everyone was posting art and shit. But I think as long as no one is toxic is fine.
>>152469298Oh shit blood swaps My favorite
>>152468920i looked at it from far away and i thought it was Jade.
>>152465549based Nepeta
>>152469276Canon character thirstposts are marginally less terrible because people making them don't say they literally want to suck Hussie's cock or watch him fuck their wives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLZun0gxXII
>>152469494THIS FANVENTURE HAS FREDDY FAZBEAR?
>>152469485Except there are hussie thirsters in these threads
>>152469548Post any image of hussie cosplaying someone's gonna be horny for him.
>>152469512The ellith comic still have a barely visible Freddy Fazbear in one of the panels
requesting new thread soonish, before this one dies
>>152469348gonus?
>>152469624An idea for the new thread is to give ideas for "Sburb mods"I'll make it myself if I have to but I would rather not
>>152469708>>152469708>>152469708new
>>152469691>>152469732>>152469732>>152469732done
>>152469735retarf
