Reminder that Cell RAPES and GAPES Metal Sonic and his entire verse.
Post KWABnic destroying a moon or a planet.
Who is best for TMNT?
Post Sonic destroying a long sandwich.>Shitnic can't
>>152496042Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and his entire verses.Reminder Cell RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses
>>152496251>Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and his entire verses.>Reminder Cell RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verseson opposite day, weak faggot
>>152496251Lol what a goof!
Being me BITCHight
>>152496079You already posted him.
>scales to Buu who's omnipotent.>solar system-busting chiYup.
Ma-Mariobros?…
>>152496042What are the implications of Super Saiyan being light energy?
>>152496522KEKrio
>>152496522>yuri ntrBRING ME THE KEK CHAIR!
>>152496522>Fanfiction NTRSonicjeet...
>>152496522>fanficSONICJEET you know sonicbros have been offically cucked countless times right? Even by Mario himself once.
>FAGnic FAGs resorting to post literal fanfiction from mentally ill xitter tranny artists to try and score an ownKEK! Meanwhile all CHADrio CHADs need to do to WIN this thread (as they all have done) is to post the CANON KEKOLDRY Ken Penders TAUGHT FAGnic to experience
David vs Kratos.
>>152496662David has God scaling
>>152496366Light lost
>>152496079Gargoyles
>>152496079DareDevil is the obvious choice.
>>152497084Stick vs Splinter is also a cool fight.
>noooooo you can't just get inside my robotic form and yank the master emerald from me1!!!! that's not legal!! I'm a multiversal threat!!!!
>>152496533Who wins this?
>>152496042Can someone tell me why everyone in this general keeps posting porn fantasies?
>>152496522>futashit
>>152497457>sees two women>immediately starts fantasizing about hard, throbing shecockMany such cases
Cell? Metal Sonic spikes his drink and insists to drive him back home. When Metal is home alone with the drunk helpless Cell, he begins to feel him up. His finger turns into a syringe that is full of estrogen and he jabs it in Cell's neck. Before Cell knows what's happening his vision fades and he passes out. Cell wakes up tied up in chains and wearing a cheap school girl uniform and a short skirt. His body feels different, but he feels more like himself. Metal notices he's awake and gets on his hands and knees to be at eye level with Cell. He starts to stroke off the still woozy Cell's micro-cock and fondles his balls with his cold metal fingers. The sensation fills Cell with ecstasy. No amount of fighting could ever feel this good. "I...I surrender. P-Please, make me your fuck toy. I don't want to think. You can do whatever you want with me" and he starts to bark like the obedient dog he is. K.O!
>>152496251As a Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him. Because Sonic pumping Goku's tight slightly moist bootyhole with tons of sticky sweet cum until it's red and swollen shut will give him more MOUNTAINS to climb X3
>>152496042Is it Archie Metal? If so, he's on par and is supposedly "faster" and more "powerful" than a guy who move so fast he can move in stopped time and use chaos emeralds for invulnerability and matter manipulation.
Nighttime, proceedingThe brown jeets, receding!Sonicfags, are seething on the feats of their franchise!Mariobros, breathing of their shiteating Consoomer demise!This is the night, to show KINGTOS' might! A sight to beholdTo some frightened cuckolds/dbs/spics posting mold, not goldBleach fags heaping their shit!CSMbitches and JJKeks, no one cares about them one bit!and DC, Marvel are on the level of a sub-atomic orbit!Touhou? All are sluts, hoes and a BITCHImage comics? Post it's standing in the industry!And indie Animation can cry to the jannies!And all bow down to KINGTOSIt's such a wonderful time to be KINGTOS KING! So many wonderful thingsThere's so much fun to be hadKINGtos, is nothing but a ChadThe bubble fag, and the magical girls that are clever!the Thorbro and the Hulk chad, two best friends forever!the KnullGOD and The STACY madokaThe BatGOD of prep time and The FCKING JOKAH!The Man with NOLIMITS and the LIMITBREAKER!The man with a popped eye and Man who's a ONE PUNCHER!That one motherfucker who keeps posting that image of Tucker!The TURTLE and THE EGG, somehow better than their rivals, those fuckers!The niggas who vague post for replies on the reg, those dudes are YUCKERS!All bow down to KINGTOSThe Kamen Rider Kek that avatarfags every time! And the Juan piss fan who just lost his dimes! The Brown who posts sharty images EVERYDAY! and all the anons who might be slightly gayALL BOW DOWN TO KINGTOS!Vicky and Liam and Barry, Tolejo!And all the known schizos, tripfags and namefags that come before fro'Wiz and Boomstick, LEAVE and FUCKING GO! Swanky and most of the researchers on the show, GET THE FUCK OUT AND BTFO!And that 'jeet Asura who's ass is hurt eternal, don't worry bud, you'll never return bro>And the only thing they'll do isBOW! DOWN! TO KINGTOS!It's such a wonderful time to be KINGTOS KING! So many wonderful thingsThere's so much fun to be hadKINGtos, is nothing but a Chad!
>>152497361We are all Mariofans
>>152498952Every time this appears, a thread's quality dips down
Mariofags, THIS is your mindset
>>152496522Neither of those are Mario's girlfriend, one of them is literally Mario's sloppy seconds (He left her once he saw Peach and she made a song about not being over him.)
GOOD MOOOOOORNING /dbg/! Just here to remind that Mario (yes, Mario from the acclaimed Mario franchise by Nintendo) won the last thread and all threads to come! Make sure not to cry when he RAPES and GAPES your favorite verse!
>>152498983You find an image of him able to break a bike yet?
My hero is win
Discuss literally anything but Sonic and Mario.
>>152498965Why do sonicfags have this saved on their hard drives?
>>152498989Where's Sonic destroying a large sandwich already?
>>152498989N... N... No... I can't post my hero doing that. I can HBOC, though!
>>152498393>>152498789If you have the hots for both girls, your self-insert can get romantic with them in a spin off gacha game called FGO. The most successful and biggest Fate entry. Ironically, that ended up making certain characters, such as Morgan, Jeanne Alter, and Melt, more popular than Nero. For real, there are Fate characters more famous for appearing in FGO than in their respective debut Fate entries.
I really love scat porn
>>152498965>completely unpromptedShartnicjeets are THE, SINGLE gayest demographic in dbg threads. This was never EVER different and this will never EVER change.
>>152498965Why are Mariofaggots so lame and gay?>>152499013Mariofags, apparently >>152498965
>>152498965A single scroll of deviantart has this fetish spam for Sonic but times a million more>>152499013Sonicfags...
Don't bring up the rouge scat porn.
>>152498990Sonic if he ESL
>>152499008>HBOCMario destroys a giant car without bowser's bombs.
>>152499033>if
>>152499038Where?
>>152498983Why is the Mariofaggot so lame? All he can do is parrot his MASTERS, CHADnic Scholars
Sonic took a seat on Mario's lap and almost screamed as the Mediterranean colossus's enormous cock drilled into him like a questing tendril. "Mama Mis dis tighto bottom blue boyo, you like gettin a rammed by a true roman " Mario grunted as his hips started pumping viciously. "Fuck yeah daddy, give it to me," Sonic moaned, bouncing on the great italian serpent that by now seemed to have reached his large intestine. "A spicy pipe hole, amica. Take-a breed this little bitch hole!" The thrusts were getting more violent, and a mighty gloved hand crushed Sonic's throat as his plumber god demolished his asshole. "Supah Mario! Take a this pizza!! Woaaaaaah" Mario's seed exploded with the force of a planet, nearly propelling Sonic through the ceiling. Hot semen dripped from his prolapsed anus, covering Mario's monstrous cock. The muscular Italian Plumber man put one girthy hand on Sonic's blue head. "Now clean up dis a dick, blue bitch
Preview tomorrow or next week?
>>152496042Wasn't Cell beaten by a 9 year old with a broken arm?
>>152499002Mario's car feat was asked for first.
>>152499038Can you post Mario doing that against a non-broken down car?
>>152499050>Why is the Mariofaggot so lame? All he can do is parrot his MASTERS, CHADnic ScholarsIt's a steve copypasta from v that Shitnic parrots parroted. Sonicfaggot.
>>152496053I... CANNOT.
Behave
I kneel, I squeal, my feats aren't even realI cope, I mope, someone hand me a ropeI sleep, I weap,I am such a weaklingI'm fat, I'm bigger, I'm such a nigger,I’m about to pull the fucking trigger...I smell like absolute defeat, My fans smear shit on my feet...I am… a Mariojeet…
>>152499070W-well sonic parroted it first, so...
>>152499047>>152499065>>1524990663d world. Are sonicfags (singular sonicfaggot switching phone devices) literally trying to force their brain to forget being btfo? Mario does this to a fully functional massive large car. Post Sonic destroying a long sandwich or Launching anything into space in his games like Mario, goalpostnic.
>>152499077Post in the other thread...This one is for containment...
>>152499064>Wasn't Cell beaten by a 9 year old with a broken arm?still better than being defeated by a hedgehog
>>152499082K, b, c
>>152499091They can't even post the sandwich feat, meanwhile Mario can do THIS
>>152499082>Parrotnic sonicjeet >>152496451
The battlefield was a ruin of shattered pipes and scorched rings, the whimsy of their worlds crushed under the weight of the Ghost of Sparta’s relentless fury.Mario’s cap lay trampled in the dirt, his bussy melting after the hundredth time KINGtos’s blades shattered his butthole, while Sonic, once the embodiment of defiant speed, now sat motionless, his orifices glazed and eyes vacant as he realized no chaos emerald could outpace an inevitability.There was no fire left in the plumber’s gaze and no snark left in the hedgehog’s soul; they were hollow shells, staring into the abyss of a power so absolute that their very identities had dissolved into a silent, shivering submission. KINGtos looked down at the broken SISSIES, found no glory in their complete psychological collapse, and simply walked away into the crimson sunset."KWAB" he uttered, for their anuses were completely RAPED and GAPED.
>>152499021>Shartnicjeets are THE, SINGLE gayest demographic in dbg threads.I dunno, Capjeets give them a run for their money. The immense ongoing melty because KINGtos HUMBLED their sissy brown boi god? Deeply homosexual.
>>152499070>Parroting the parrotsJeetrio is so pathetic>>152499091>HBOCMario doing that by himself, NOW!>or Launching anything into space in his games like MarioBROWWWWWRIO!
Again I ask, how is this thing beating Cell?
>>152499053Classic MarioFAGGOT moment
>>152499111CHECKEDKEKEDKBAND C
>>152499113>>152499111>HBOC behind Kratos, patron Deity of Warrior 'ZYou really are jeets...
>>152499091Bowser's bombs, but nice try.
>>152499106That's /dbs/ pasta from before this decade started you genuine retard
>>152499119Overlord is fodder, post NEO instead
FVAAAAAAAAARRKKKK How is this HedgeGOD so STRONG?
>>152499119a tiny panel of that spaceship kills goku
>>152499117>Mario doing that by himself, NOW!We already did. You are senile. >or Launching anything into space in his games like Mario>BROWWWWWRIO!Nothing wrong with that sentence brownic. Unless you want me to mention that missed period in your post.
>>152499133>Jeetnic parroting parrots >>152499117
>>152499133He thinks because all he can do is parrot, everyone does it as well.
>"WAHOO I SUCK-A BBC!"Mario said this btw
>>152499128Kek, they didn't answer the question if they were jeets or niggers!
>>152499132Mario destroys the car without Bowser's bombs. Have you actually been mindbroken? You keep having selective memory now.
TAVGHT.
>>152499137>GODnic stopped a train>KEKrio can't destroy a carKWAB
>>152499150>BBC out of nowhereSonic faggots...
>>152499150K, b, c>>152499156Can you post Mario doing that to a healthy car?
>>152499169The car starts out fully healthy in the Mario boss fight, goalpostnic. How many times will you post and goalpost move without posting the feats we ask for.
Well that moment of peace from the diaper duo was short lived sadly
How did cars of all things mindbreak the Mariojeet? Is there truly no car feats in the Mario series?
>>152499137>>152499158>Sandwichnic still posting non canon to cope, still can't post anything comparable to Mario's space launch feat in canonGodrio > Keknic
>>152499157fanfic because Metal can move in stopped time :)
>>152499137Also Goku Blue jobs to Trains btw.
>>152499183>How did cars of all things mindbreak the Mariojeet? Is there truly no car feats in the Mario series?Sonicjeet >>152499091
>>152499180Can you post the healthy car in the boss fight? Or all you do is post Mario destroying a broken car with a powerup?
>>152499187Only in Metal Overlord, AFTER he had absorbed Shadow's biodata. :)
>>152499156Funny how you won't post a GIF or video of this occurring, just the aftermath.
>Sonic fags after being proven wrong now have to lie and gaslight and still not post sonic destroying large sandwiches or doing anything comparable to Mario's space launch feat in canonMario wins all threads
>>152499198>Please nerf Metal so I don't become his concubine!:)
>>152499187No lies detected>>152499192KWAB. >>152499138TRVTH!!!
>>152499207You're not supposed to point that out...
>>152499137NEEDEDHELPFROMAMIDDLESCHOOLERNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
>is this it Mariobros!>That most of our normie fanbase are KEKS who get excited at every Nintendo release and defend every product and fucking cardboard, along with the decisions Nintendo has made?>Are we defending a fat Italian, who chases after a princess every other castle? That everyone in the general public outside and in 4channel makes cuck jokes about Mario?>Is this really it, Bros?
Mariojeets seething and raging over some "blue rat" will always be funny.
>>152499197Car starts out healthy and Mario can destroy it without Bowser bombs, someone already posted the video.>>152499207FORGETFULnic..
>>152499225>>152499224>>152499222>>152499221Is this really all you want to talk about here?
>>152499222Unironic truth>>152499224CANON!
>>152499225sonicfags are coping heavy now that their goalpost desperation is destroyed
>>152499221>Can't even stop a moving trainThis guy is supposed to be Multiversal??? He's not Tobey's Spider-Man level
>>152496079The robins
I fucking hate isekai
Calm down
I fucking hate WEAKLING
I LOVE native isekai though
Sonic gets on his hands and knees and his tongue massages his balls. His hands feel up Mario's fat thighs and his index finger penetrates his virgin asshole. This sensation feels millions of times better than a kiss from Peach. Mario accepts his fate of getting GAPED and RAPED. BOOM! KO!
Can't wait for Cell VS Metal Sonic to drop only for Cell to be declared victor and to laugh at the inevitable 5-10 thread long sonicfag meltdown.
>is this it Mariobros!>Cuck fanfictionMeanwhile constant official Sonic in cuck situations on sonicbros side (one involving Mario himself) >>152496641
>>152499244Amy stopped a train in the VN btw
>>152499268Metal Sonic is going to win though
>>152499169https://www.mariowiki.com/Bowser%27s_Muscle_CarSLOWrio needs to hit it 27 ENTIRE TIMES with a boomerang to beat it, KEKAROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
the problem is that mariofags keep engaging and this is simply not a fight that benefits mariofags from being prolonged in any way given mario itself is full of retarded antifeats and low showingsthis really should have started and ended at the "MVS2 proves mario godstomps sonic" pasta and then they should've stopped feeding
>>152499111>Doesn't mention the power stars or any Mario power-upsIt's because the items he has are IRRELEVANT for his BASE powerlevel grand scheme of things!Mario has to use his items to EVENLY compete with Sonic---- Without them he is utterly ass-gaped!
>>152499295NeutralDEITY...
Cell has no counters to sissy hypnosis. And I don't think he would want it anyway.
>>152499295>mario itself is full of retarded antifeats and low showingsThat's rich coming from Sonic "runs away from trucks and gets captured by mere policemen" the Hedgehog
>>152499295>the problem is that mariofags keep engaging and this is simply not a fight that benefits mariofags from being prolonged in any way given mario itself is full of retarded antifeats and low showings>this really should have started and ended at the "MVS2 proves mario godstomps sonic" pasta and then they should've stopped feedingI mean the sonicfags still can't post anything countering the sandwich antifeat so they still lose here
>>152499320He is a NeutralDEITY you 'jeet!
>>152499320>"runs away from trucks and gets captured by mere policemen"MarioKEKOLDS our response?
>>152499320>>152499327I'm just saying that the more you continue to fight the worse it's going to get for you because Mario itself has a lot of low showings and antifeats that they can pull from. At this point, it's not really about either side winning, just who can come out of it better
>>152499276That just means that both spidey and amy RAPE and GAPE sonic by virtue of being train level (he isn't, and needs literal kids help to do it).
>>152499304 >>152499111>It's because the items he has are IRRELEVANT for his BASE powerlevel grand scheme of things!Because Mario defeats masters of time and space, etc. in base form. the power stars and Mario power-ups just seal the deal even harder.>Mario has to use his items to EVENLY compete with Sonic---- Without them he is utterly ass-gaped!This is for Sonic. He needs Super Sonic to compete with Base Mario.
>>152499313Any matchups for this feel?
what DB fighter is this feel?
>>152499339Mario was literally following the judge system here. While Sonic was speedblitzed and captured by policemen and needed Amy to infiltrate a base to get him out of it. Sonickekolds lost.
That one guy was right. Mario and Sonic are the Diaper Duo of /dbg/.
Did you know that in sonic riders 2, only strenght type characters can destroy cars? You know who isn't an strength character? Sonic. You know who is one? Eggman
I love my hero's new body. Her child bearing hips and breasts are so attractive. The leash Metal keeps on her at all times is sexy too. I can't wait for Goku to get this treatment too. Heck, I hope all of my heroes from Dragon Ball end up like Cell! She's really perfect now!
>>152499361Yujiro, but no sissy in this thread is even worthy of challenging him so he's never mentioned.
>>152499222>>152499224Funny and canon.
>>152499225>Car starts out healthy and Mario can destroy it without Bowser bombs, someone already posted the video.Can you post this healthy car being damaged by Mario?
>>152499137>>152499192>>152499221>he needs to slow down a train>he needs to touch it to stop itLet grandpa show how it's done.
>>152499371This woman is my wife...
>>152499222Fanfic>>152496641Canon
>>152499371Mariofag btw>Confirmed last thread when he didn't admit to it!
>"OH SONIC-SAMA, PPPLEAAAASE RAPEY and GAPEY me right in my PUSSY I'M CUMMING!! CUMMING! CUMMMING!!!!!"Mario said this btw
>>152499261GODnic!>>152499284Meanwhile BASEnichttps://youtu.be/6JjhJ3O3Byc
Reminding everyone.
>>152499409You literally admitted to being a jeet last thread. Sonicfag.
>>152499361Escanor, The Lion Sin of PRIDE!
>>152499295>mariofags from being prolonged in any way given mario itself is full of retarded antifeats and low showingsNo lies detected. He can't even destroy a car.
>>152499400It's possible but it's so FUCKING SLOW AND BORING >>152499284 that nobody has even bothered making a video about it.
All of these? Would destroy the Sonic universe.
>>152499423Now post the Mario Movie's performance at the box office, compared to superman
>>152499339What a weak BITCH>>152499304No lies detected.
>>152499373Weak the hedgehog
>>152498965BOWSER FART IS ARTBOWSER FART IS LOVEBOWSER FART IS LIFEBOWSER FART SOLOS EVERYTHING EXCEPT FELLOW GASSY WARRIORS
>>152499412K, b, c
>>152499350BASERIO GOD.
>>152499425Are you a nigger or not?Answer the question or else you'll forever be in a superposition of both JEET and NIGGER
>>152499457Based Mariobro!
>>152499261GODRIO.
Still trying? Can't you do anything other than barf up the same StevePost style from eight years ago?
>>152499444>Sonic so beaten and humiliated he has to hide behind Mario
>>152499423SuperCHAD RAPES and GAPES the entire sonicverse btw.
>>152499440>27 hits>WITH a powerupIs this the feat Jeetrio was hyping up? This just proves he's a sub car BITCH
>>152499466Not the same person you argued with, I'm not brown or a nigger. You literally admitted to being a jeet though.
>>152499488Now do the RECENT Mario movie, Superkek.
>>152499493MarioDAMN!!!
>>152499418>https://www.mariowiki.com/Bowser%27s_Muscle_Car>MUSCLE Car and Mario destroys it>Meanwhile Sonic needs a metal board to take down 3 foot small cars, and we can't even see them being destroyed Mario wins. Large Sandwich level Sonic loses.>>152499418That's not basenic
>>152499441Sonic RAPES and GAPES this literal who.
>>152499488Now do the 2019 Joker film.
>>152499523Nope! Sonic can't even beat Game&Watch Wolf
How would he fare in MHA
>>152499352Mario vs Sonic 2, of course! I love when my hero wins!
>>152499533Godzilla has two wins in Death Battle, anon.
>>152499352Mario vs Sonic 1.
>>152499522>Sonic with a metal board (not an amp btw) solos several cars>Mario with a powerup (amped) takes 27 hitsI rest my case. Shitrio lost.
>no one in the past dozens of threads has posted any cool Perfect Cell vs Neo Metal fanartEither I get what I want or I'm factually correct.
>>152499488Nah, Superman is genuinely shit with all the 'immigrant from another planet' James Gunn keeps talking aboutI say this as the mariobro who posted the list of feats for Mario the past threads
>>152499550Sandwich status?
>>152499550>>Sonic with a metal board (not an amp btw) solos several carsAmped with the board, Tiny cars, which just vanish, and aren't destroyed>>Mario with a powerup (amped) takes 27 hitsGiant Muscle Car gets destroyed by Mario.
>>152499493FrogQVEENS...
>>152499580I HAVE TO K-KEEP IGNORING THIS TO COPE...My hero shitnic keeps losing...
BBC?No, no. Sonic's weakness...is BLT.
>>152499544Semi-related but I love how you could tell Kiryu was saying "Got you" at this moment.
>>152499313>>152499554>>152499493>>152499371>It's the JartycuckThe last image confirms it, who the fuck would have this shit on their device?
>>152499614Sonicfags.
>>152499614>4 (You)sAlso I'm a Simonbro
>>152499607>Muppet Show staring Sabrina Carpenter, 98% Meta Critic, 98% Popcorn meter>James Gunn Superman, 83% meta critic, 90% popcorn meter
>>152499488>Not the recent oneSISSYmanSCAREDYmanPOVERTYmanFLOPPERman
https://g1-team.com/2026/02/14/organization-battle-royale-part-10-5-qa-bonus/Q and A for Warlords vs Akatsuki vs Espada for anyone interested
>>152499629NO ONE CARES ABOUT WOKE-A-ME STREET
ENOUGH!!!!!
>>152499531He solos it, not even shiggy's decay or Star and Stripes reality warping can get through his raw power
>>152499614To clarify all I'm doing is reposting videos /gif/ and /wsg/ here because I like seeing people's reactions. I did this shit back in /dbs/ too. I'm not a sharty or jarty bro I have zero affiliation with them beyond maybe posting a video they made.
>>152499654Don't tell me he's mountain level
>>152499629I don't know why so many no names want to pick fights with Superman. Guess that's what happen when you're on top of the world.
>>152499666>uses the most recent muppet movie but won't use the most recent mario movieKEK
>>152499673Post Mario's perfect 3-0 Death Battle win streak
>>152499666Aw, has to rely on money. Shame. Muppets are sitting comfortably at 98% in both Rotten Tomatoes topics. And had 8 million people to tune in on their half an hour special.Meanwhile, people only watch Gunn's Superman for PeaceMaker.
>>152496215>RETARDnic can't count>FODDERIZED by a sandwichKWAB
>>152499682SOOOOONIIIIIIICBROOOOOOOO btw
>>152499635HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>152499684>J-JUST IGNORE THE ILLUMINATION MARIO MOVIE! POST MARIO'S PERFECT SCOREMAN OF MOVING GOAL POST
>PERFECT CELL gets to BREED and Provide for this cutie?
>>152499692>Can't make money>Culturally irrelevant>For literal toddlers >Has no place in power scaling discussionsSubhuman
If Krypto's so super, why can't he play the piano?
Shut your FUCKING mouth.
>>152499692Damn, Kermit, you didn't have to kill him.
>>152499682Is that my master?
>>152499708Human face ruins it
>>152499709>for literal toddlersOh that's why Christopher 'SUPERMAN' Reeve went on the show. He's functionally a toddler now.
>>152499673Superflop is too bitchmade.
>>152499635Nobody cares about those flopped series.
>>152499709BIG WORDS COMING FROM A PIG FUCKER! SUPERMAN'S A PIG FUCKER EVERYONE. SUPERMAN FUCKED A PIG
>>152499635>THAT many DCfags still seething over Simon vs Kyle that they're whining about it in the QnA of a completely different fightHoly shit lmao
>>152499682Master...let me have a turn.
>>152499706Post Mario never losing a Death Battle :)
>>152499554haha I like this cute alien and his tail
C'mon guys talk about muppets and Superman you're almost stopping the shitters
>>152499740>>152499728Superman is for everybody. Muppets are only for toddlers.
>>152499740Hey, hey Legion of Doom... Hey...What's five inches and smells like bacon?Superman's dick
>>152499635>>152499743kek that anon isn't lying
Sonicfags.....?
>>152499757You got that reversed. Muppets openly talk about sex. Superman cries if you say breast in front of him.
>>152499762WEAKNIC CANON. Shitnic lost.
Buggybros...
I kept coping the whole st valentine's day...
>>152499775Post Kermit talking about sex TODAY
Mamma Mia!
>>152499788K.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxHWeF-7TR8
>>152499775>Superman cries if you say breast in front of him.KEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!And I thought SISSYKU was a kissless virgin!
>Remember...
>Oh well, gee, Diana, are you telling the truth? Neither Superman OR Batman go down on you? Well uh...Let me just say... *ahem* A frog's tongue makes up twice the length of it's body.
DO NOT INVEST IN SONIC OR HIS VERSE, YOU WILL REGRET IT, SELL NOW!
>>152499792Do you think MCU movies are good because they make a lot of money
Dude, Superman's such a fucking joke, that they sell a 'How to be a Super Hero' book in the Muppet universe and five of the most retarded muppets easily become Super Heroes.
>>152499792Wow, cool, so maybe the movies were rigged like capeshit! Now show us one good mario racing game released in the last 5 years, OH WAIT! ONLY SONIC HAS HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHA
>>152499635>Would Juubito have flipped the match?>Against the Espada members that were present, probablyLmao what
>>152499554Average Mariobro
>SuperBITCH tries to boxoffice mog>Ends up getting mogged by Mario and MuppetsKWAB
>>152499806>Can't even spell squawk Eslnic the projector...
>>152499812>>152499819GOALPOSTnic moves the goalpost once again.>N-NOT THAT WAY>TH-THAT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAYKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152499614Mariobros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE37qeMk-J0shit this dude's right>>152499817
>>152499834Do you think MCU movies are good because they make a lot of money
> Why do I have to go to Reddit to find answers that aren’t in the dang blogs! Seriously, it was so annoying reading through a blog and by the end of it, after having seen the conclusion you guy came to, still having questions that were only answered by members who worked on the blog in the friggin Reddit threads! Whats even more annoying is that while a blog will have a singular conclusion, said answer will be vague in regards to specifics so looking to members on Reddit for further clarification, and they’re flip-flopping not just between themselves but also on their own takes! First example of this I immediately thought of was Simon vs Kyle. You guys explained that Kyle had no defense against Simon’s missile, which would erase him from existence, with Kyle’s only counter being that of his self-revives which eventually kill him given Kyle cannot handle holding on to the equation. You also noted that Simon had regen-negating properties that would ensure Kyle would have to revive rather than heal. All this was in the blog. Simple logic at first glance, but presents major hurdles in Simon’s case given scrutiny. On top of that, leeway was tilted heavily on one end of the spectrum over the other. Scaling was applied far more generously (the use of a biased source took me out for sure) so I look at Reddit and lo and behold, here’s some info straight from the team members that WASN’T IN THE BLOG. WHY. ON TOP OF THIS INFO NOT BEING IN THE BLOG, IT CONFLICTED WITH WHAT THE BLOG HAD TO SAY. For example, the blog notes that Simon can’t put down Kyle himself, as the Equation would keep him in the fight. But it would also kill Kyle in process thus allowing Simom to win anyways. AS THE BLOG MAKES A DISTINCTION BETWEEN REGEN VS REVIVES. So why TF are there members on Reddit providing non-blog info that supposedly proves that Simon would put an end to Kyle’s revives himself using REGEN NEGATION, CONTRIDICTING THE BLOG ENTIRELY.Explain why he's wrong without sounding mad.
>>152499722Cid Kagenou victim
>>152499792Mario did this on a normal marketing budgetMeanwhile Superkek has to go online and post 'hopecore' edits and shill it everywhere they could in order to break 300 million+
>Can't post any Muppets movies making money in the box office>Obsessed with baby toys>Literally zero (0) match ups for the muppetsI think these are Sonicsissies hiding behind something else.
>>152499682MAMAMIA!!!! WHY CAN'T THIS BE?????
>>152499833
>>152499762>FATrio is obsessed with foodTypical
>>152499819>Wow, cool, so maybe the movies were rigged like capeshit! Now show us one good mario racing game released in the last 5 years, OH WAIT! ONLY SONIC HAS HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAMario wins in racing too, flopnic.
>>152499867Sonic is sub-sandwich tier. You are not even at nigger level to me.
>>152499852Hey, the Muppets aren't the ones getting their shows shoveled off the network that bought them for Tubi and MeToonTV. Superman is.
>>152499843why didn't Cell use IT to escape?
>>152499806K, b, c.>>152499819No lies detected.
>>152499743I saw it brought up on some DC vs non-DC megapost on plebbit and legitimately all the Simon vs DC section was "DC wins, trust me bro!", it really mindbroke them that an anime character can actually be stated to be "beyond dimensions" as well kek
>>152499880>copenic the samefag
>>152499684It shall come soon enough...
Dude, the Muppets bought Superman's shitty 'How to be a Super-Hero Book'.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJgLfsu5Mtw
>>152499875FATrio is obsessed with food. You're OBESE!
>>152499877Post a muppets movie making $171,802,999 :)
>>152499874
SuperCHAD RAPES and GAPES EVERY SINGLE VERSE in this thread btw don't know if that matters
>>152499762
>>152499684It will never come, as either Sonic or Kirby will RAPE and GAPE him.
>>152499890Mario already lost to Sonic the first time. His perfect win streak is permanently broken>b-but it's outdatedYes. Mario stomps Sonic today. But he lost to him before. Mario literally cannot have a perfect win streak. Ever.
>>152499897Post Superman keeping a 98 score on Rotten Tomatoes for ten days straight. :)
>>152499812Do you think the Superman movie is good because it made a "lot" of money (still flopped against its budget)?
>>152499903TRVEST OF NVKES!!!!
>>152499908>It will never come, as either Sonic or Kirby will RAPE and GAPE him.>Kirbyfag revealing he's hiding behind Sonic again (or is a Sonicfag hiding all together)
>>152499883The funny thing is that DCfags for most of the waiting period on the usual shitholes were going "YEAH THIS IS TOTALLY A CLOSE FIGHT BRO" and posting that one A real Simonfag never disrespects Kyle pic while also snidely laughing and going "yeah not really Simon is getting stomped lmao" in other places.The minute G1 dropped a 15-0, and then Kyle didn't even get a category in the episode despite being scaled to nearly the entire cosmology really fucking mindbroke them
>>152499917>Caring about paid shill reviewersNobody wants to ever watch the muppets. Millions of people pay and go out of their way to see Superman. And that wasn't even the best selling one
>this thread
>>152499913>Mario already lost to Sonic the first timeNo lies detected. Mario got literally GAPED.
1970's Muppet Movie, Budget: 8 million. Box Office Return: 65.2 Mil. And that's in 1970's money, so...
>>152499743DCfags are extremely feral when they shown capes arent top tier
>>152499931Over 8.5 million people in America alone saw the new Muppet Show special. World wide, over 30 Million. World Wide, over 125 hours where clocked in with people watching it on Disney Plus, a half an hour special. More eyes than Gunn's superman.
>>152499946>AI overview>Still less than SupermanNice try. Maybe try picking on Sonic next time
>>152499963Aw, poor Superkek. Shame all your good shows are now for free on Tubi. But hey, TODDLERS ARE FEEDING DC. KIDS LOVE CONSUMING THE TEEN TITANS GO!KEKAROO
>>152499930It was pretty funny how they immediately 180'd when they got sweeped before and after the ep
>It made a lot of money that means it's good>It got good reviews, so that means it's goodwhich is it
Shiiiet, Cell might be cooked for real. This is some galaxy level explosion right here.
>>152499987Muppets don't force the 'I'M AN ALIEN, I'M DIFFERENT, ACCEPT ME' woke slop. They also kicked Seth Rogen off their show despite him being the executive producer.
>>152499960>Something you can put on your kid's ipad and play in the background without a second thoughtvs>Millions of people drove out of their way and paid money to see Superman Might as well start talking about baby shark if you're going to brag about that.
>>152499997Which. Is. It.
>>152499930How was the waiting period in Simon vs Kyle? Compared to now?
>>152499980Meanwhile JOBnic loses to a crocodile
>>152500001>Superkeks, when cornered by felt puppets with ping pong ball eyes, will screech they're for children and toddlers, despite Superman being exactly that. Being for actual toddlers since the 1930s.
>>152498983What is Mario's answer to Sonic stealing his items with forcejewels? Sonic can protect his hammerspace but CHUDrio can't
Sonicbros... Don't look!
>>152500012Kylemon was pretty entertaining outside of the cuckfag. DCfags were adamant Simon wouldnt get Otoko wank and the second it was alluded to during Simon's character analysis they lost their shit
>Muppets get NECA figures for adult collectors>Superman gets...mattel slop.
>>152500032>>152500030I'm tired of you both. Go away.
>>152500012On /dbg/ it was literally cocky DCfags desperately coping when people bothered to drag out any side story stuff for Simon (usually just him doing things, but narrated, or doing stuff like shaking the CD and being outerversal), they went into such a mental breakdown that they stopped posting for like a week after the drilling.On Plebbit they had this false positivity because both characters were good boy GOATs followed by a bunch of resentment months later.This waiting period is ass, but it's not that ass (outside of /dbg/ anyway)
>>152499980KWAB he LOST.
>>152500022>Presumably grown man proud of his baby toys Irrelevant in real life. Irrelevant in Death Battle.
Kermit never posed with a pedo like Superman did with the Subway guy.
>>152500030I... I don't have one, my MASTER...>>152500032Post the rest of that minigame.
>>152500012It was not as bad as this but every single day some Indian faggot would come in here spamming the same 20 cuckpastas about Simon and shit up entire threads regularly. It was definitely one of the worst waiting periods of last year (which should tell you about how bad it is now) but at least there was actual discussion and it was reasonably acknowledged to be close, which made it funnier when Simon stomped Kyle in both G1 and Death Battle
>Superkeks crying about irrelevancy?>Funny, he's been riding Batman's cape since the fifties!>DOOOHOHOHOHOHO
>>152500012>"post Kyle destroying a galaxy">extremely unhinged cuckposting even for /dbg/ standards>"look! Kyle can do this!" followed by "Anti Spiral did that, didn't work">confetti beam>cosmology schizobabble from both sides
>>152500064Uh, about that.
outerversal nuke kylebros!
>>152500107
>>152499930Imagine scp-682 vs Doomsday waiting period
DCfags never got over that buckbreaking huh?
>>152500128they're getting fucking wrecked by a frog puppet right now.
>>152500118Didn't he get owned by the Joker or something recently? I didn't pay attention.
>>152500012it was a listroon filled wait period so bad
>>152500124Either irrelevant, or the level of melt that happens will finally send this board into /trash/
>>152499943>Mario got literally GAPED.In my outdated Sonic fanfic that nerfed Mario...
>>152500137No lmao, at least there you could claim he lost to Jokerwank. He burned himself out after killing 50 regular ass parademons (even Batman kills these on a bad day) and you can't even claim he was suffering the Darkseid Omega debuff or whatever
>>152500124At least if 682 wins we can claim that 4chan itself scales above DC by creating SCP
>>152500147You'll never be able to post that you went 3-0 like Superman over here, much less when you fight Kirby
>>152500163>he has to hide behind superCHADEven Shadow has more wins than FAGnic btw
>>152500163>HBOCing behind Kirby and SupermanAnd you'll always be able to see your verse 0-3 when Goku gets his turn
>>152500147Cope.
