Enough of the Sonic rat. Kratos edition.
Goku and Gohan? Sonic strips them both down, bends them over so their asses are facing each other and shoves a double sided dildo up their asses and forcefully makes out with both of them. KO!Vegeta and Trunks? Shadow grabs them by their hair and smirks when they let out sissy moans. He presses their faces together demanding they make out and forces them to jerk him off while he watches. KO!Only the worst for my heroes concubines!
>>152507761KINGTOS.
GODnic won another thread....
Whats crazy to me about Mario vs Sonic 2 is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Mario doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Sonic.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Hyper Sonic, and so durable that Hyper Sonic literally CANNOT hurt him even without his power ups.He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.He resists all of Sonic's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Sonic's attacks, he hard counters everything Sonic can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Mario was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Sonic can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Sonic gets utterly obliterated by Mario. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Mario would be just as fast, if not faster, than Sonic)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Pure Hearts, the Tanooki suits, or even forms like Giga Cat Mario or "Turns people into gold coins" Mario or even Cappy, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Mario to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Sonic is a fraud as far as being Mario's rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a runback just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
Apologize.
>>152507786KINGRIO.
>>152507798>>152507786>>152507781>>152507769ONE DAY. GO ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT MARIO VS SONIC.
Kratos posts are ironic posts made by Asurasissies mind broken their hero lost.Sonic posts are made by GODS who know their hero is the strongest in fiction.Kratos needs to rely on AI for feats. Sonic's feats GAPE and RAPE any verse.
>>152507781Literally he did not
eNOUGH WITH YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA
>Whats crazy to me about Ma- ACK!
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>>152507761Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and Mario and their entire versesReminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses.
>>152507799My post is about Sonic vs Goku though
Reminder that Canon Battle said Sonic is above the entire Dragon Ball IP btw.
SLPSLPLLSLSPSLSPLSLSLLSLUUUUUUUUUUURP*retracts slurpetta**neogoonclitty pops out**starts rubbing it while slpspslspsling lips sllllp*all mine big boy ~ your thick heavy cockjuice is all miiiiiiine ~~~ *sissy squees*
>>152507803>tdlrWeak hero, weaker franchise. Just put him outta his misery.
>>152507824>HTR induced goreMentally ill leftARD
>>152507781TRVEST OF NVKES!!!>>152507798Funny and Canon >>152507803HOLY TRVTH!!!!
I kneel, I squeal, my feats aren't even realI cope, I mope, someone hand me a ropeI sleep, I weap,I am such a weaklingI'm fat, I'm bigger, I'm such a nigger,I’m about to pull the fucking trigger...I smell like absolute defeat, My fans smear shit on my feet...I am… a Mariojeet
>Whats crazy to me about Mario WON. And Sonic LOST.
>>152507834Welcome to the club! When my hero lost and became sissified I realized I was happier like this. I hope GODnic can make all men sissies like me!
>>152507824K, b, c.>>152507833CANONROOO!!!>>152507834Mariosissies...
>>152507824IMario shadow clone no juts poops from that attack while real Mario catches Sonic with a counter and kills him: Wahoo!
>>152507786>>152507761>>152507839>>152507850Canon trvth. Sonicjeets lost. Mariogods won.
>>152507803This is where the Atom shrunk down Sonic so he could live inside Mario's asshole btw
>>152507847FUNNYROOOOO!!!!
>>152507839Actually Sonic vs Flash would go like this.
Mariosissies never talk about Archie Sonic because he knows composite Mario would kneel and beg to tongue his tight blue asshole.>B-BUT MARIO-KUN HOPPED OUT OF THE PANEL THAT ONE TIMEGag feat and dismissed by Canon Battle. Mario loses MvS3 and you know it.
>>152507860>IMario shadow clone no juts poopsBROWNRIOOOOO!!!>>152507869This is CANON!!!
>Hiding behind the non canon Ian Flynn crossover writing againReminder it's canon that Sonic and his entire verse caps at barely planetary.ANDThe End (Planetary) is very close or equal to Solaris in power.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hchDtQTigQ (Ian Flynn also wrote the first Sonic frontiers before the Japan version came out before you cope)
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE quit RAPING me BRO! quit RAPING and GAPING me!!!!*penis starts pounding neogoonprostate while my clitty ejaculates pus leak fluids*UNNNNNNNGGGGG*slam slam fap fap thwap flap fap fap*you can't do this to me BRO! i can't be RAPEDDDAAAOUGGHHGHHHHH *squeals* I can't be RAAAAAAAPED
Behave
>>152507864>Thinking about grown men's loose hairy assholesFAGrio...
>>152507889Post Ian Flynn's socials not getting gaped by SoJ right now.
>>152507892Sonic the hedgehog said this to Mario.
What species of furry would be best at boxing?
>>152507880No lies detected.>>152507892Mario...
No words were needed, nor a display of power. They all simply KNELT before his boundless aura, because a single glance was enough confirmation of who HE was: The STRONGEST.
>>152507803>Sonic's feats GAPE and RAPE any verse.What feats? He can't defeat a sandwich. Kratos, Mario, Superman, etc. fodderize him.
>>152507906I... I can't...
>>152507914This Glance just destroyed my whole verse.....
>>152507915>Sonic: The weakest in fiction
>>152507915Wow did Sonic canonically die after this!?
Wait so there's no analysis trailer today? The episode is only three weeks away.
>>152507894oh no he's cool!hope he wins
>>152507914fvaaarrrkk...
>>152507905He's such a gay little BITCH.>>152507914No lies detected. KINGnic won again.
>>152507924The Marioverse...
Mario and Goku are going to start fighting each other for a chance to get at Sonic's virgin tight blue asshole...
>>152507924A tomato from a sandwich since Sonic can't scale past a fully large one...
>>152507928What episode? This is the BOUNDLESSnic and OPUSrio thread. What are you talking about?
>>152507947That tomato solos the entire kekrio verse btw.
Welcome...... To my /dbg/.
>>152507956in a cucknic fanfiction...
Prove your HERO is stronger than Mario by posting them destroying a car.https://youtu.be/RXU0TnZP6AI?t=35
Reminder that KEKrio and all of BITCHtendo got no diffed by Tabuu and needed to be saved by MESSIAHnic in their own game.
>>152507964average mariofag btw
>>152507964Pedoball fans...
>>152507975>Sonic just launches cars again without destroying themMeanwhile Mario launches metal beasts into space.
>>152507956No lies detected>>152507964The average Mariofan
>>152507880>Mariosissies never talk about Archie Sonic because he knows composite Mario would kneel and beg to tongue his tight blue asshole.>>B-BUT MARIO-KUN HOPPED OUT OF THE PANEL THAT ONE TIME>Gag feat and dismissed by Canon Battle. Mario loses MvS3 and you know it.Cope fanfic.Mario kun literally is above the author in his stories. Archie Sonic can't do the same in his stories when he tries to. Also that ACTUAL non canon gag feat is even weak since Sonic needs the authors to take a vacation to even do anything. That gag archie sonic is still below the authors.
>>152507988>Pretends not to see the cars breaking apart after being launchedTypical Mariojeet.
>>152507977TRVEST OF NVKES!!!!!
>>152507799I challenge them to go 5 minute without posting about them
>>152508000They just disappear Sonicjeet>LaunchedOnly some feet, while Mario launches metal beasts into space. Post something comparable to that in Sonic's games already.
>>152507998>feat is even weakBROWNRIOOOOOO!!!>>152508000Checked this TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>We do know that the entirety of Super Mario Galaxy seems to happen all in one Earth Night given the sun never rises over the Mushroom Kingdom throughout the entire game; the Star Festival is literally still going on both in beginning and 100% completion. And there are 120 stars to collect in total; each one having two intergalactic space travel distances back and forth. 12 Hours / 120 = 6 minutes per mission. 6/2 = 3 minutes on average is the at most each trip happened. Each trip has to be at least 2.5 million light years per 3 minutes. Those three galaxies were at the edge of the universe, which there is 0 reason for those three to take up more than half of the in game time.FASTrio speedblitzes Sonic.
HEROES
>>152507977>Reminder that KEKrio and all of BITCHtendo got no diffed by Tabuu and needed to be saved by MESSIAHnic in their own game.>Still playing with toy fanficsSonic only attacked Tabuu's wings which regrew back and Mario solo'd Tabuu btw. Shitega's Cucknic died like a bitch in the next game and Kirby saved everyone.
Mario isn't even involved with the current matchup, why are you guys talking about this.
>>152508019>Pretending not to see them breaking apart againYawn. You pretending to be a retard isn't a good tactic.
>>152508037Mariojeets basically kept forcing themselves into it. >"Yeah, Metal beats Cell, but Sonic always loses to Mario!"Their basic argument. Now the general is just Mariojeets desperate to dunk on Sonic.
>>152508037Mariojeet needs attention from his MASTERS.>>152508038Yep, you won this debate.
>>152508038>Yawn>Pretending to not post the feat comparable to Mario's againYou said launch. Post a better launch feat already. Are you conceding Sonic can't launch anything nearly as far as Mario?
>>152508035I never said that the wings didn't grow back? Just that MESSIAHnic didn't get solo'd by Tabuu alongside those SHITendo weaklings.. It was a good thing he showed up there to save everyone.
>>152508035>Mario solo'd Tabuu btwCan you post Mario canonically doing that?
>>152508038Didn't you say yesterday already damaged cars don't count? Those cars are 200+ years old. Sonic is a weak fraud.
>>152508070Why is SHITtendo so weak?
>>152508071Smash isn't canon.Anyone could solo Tabuu after his wings grew back. Including Mario.
>>152508074>Didn't you say yesterday already damaged cars don't count?Nope.
>>152508080You literally did. I have the archives. You kept repeating yourself too. Going to goalpost move like a bitch again sonicfag?
My guardian angel? Beats all of your schizophrenia.
>>152508078So Sonic can both destroy his wings and kill Tabuu by himself? FVARK!
>>152508074YOU AREN'T SUPPOSE TO MENTION THAT...
Why is carnage vs scp-076 a matchup? They barely have similarities
>>152508089Me? I said no such thing. I'm not sure what crystal ball you're using to determine which anon poster is which, but it's clearly on the fritz.
>>152508101>Lienic since he's caught in his own cope againHilarious
>>152508095That means Sonic's on the same level as....Jigglypuff!
Maybe if I keep pretending my MASTER, CHADnic, didn't destroy a car like my FRADULENT HERO, SHITrio, it will become true someday...
My hero? Can't think straight when he sees Sonic bend over.
>>152508037Some annoying mariofag that always tries to get into the conversation lol
>>152508070>>152508095Anyone can destroy Tabuu's entire being alone in the final boss. Spam your toy fanfiction elsewhere.
Ace Ukiyo
>>152508101Mariojeet thinks all Sonicchads are the same person because he's the only Mariofag here.
>>152508037Sonic isn't either. The Sonicfag keeps forcing him everywhere since he flops every week.
>>152508097>SUPPOSEESLrio...
What was the last street tier fight death battle has done? I mean things like wall building even city block level
>>152508116>MASTER, CHAD
>>152508133BROWNrio is fucking INDIAN
>>152508121But not EVERYONE got solo'd by him like a bitch. KINGnic saved your weak verse. You should be thankful KEKrio Bro.
>>152508136Blade vs. Buffy.
>>152508131Sonicjeet you literally replied to yourself for 40 posts straight in the dead of the morning.
>>152508145Thank you, CHADnic. Maybe someday I will be as strong as you...
>>152508154Case in point.>>152508167I remember. What a mindbroken little BITCH.
No one refuted this post by the way >>152508074And Sonic only launched the cars a few feet.Post Sandwich level sonic launching something into space like Mario can.
>>152508146But they scaled both to city level and beyond or im wrong?
>>152508132Metal Sonic is from WHAT series again? Oh right, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. Retarded indian
>>152508177Yeah, Death Battle scaled them past that, but they're retards and neither character is that strong.
>>152508027>SHITnic fags RUNNING from this Reminder that canonically Mario traveled basically the entire volume of the universe in one day before the sun set on the Mushroom Kingdom.
>>152508188Metal Sonic and Sage joined the Koopa Troop at the end of Bowser vs Eggman.
>>152508188Metal Sonic isn't Sonic. You keep not talking about Metal. Self confirmed indian.
>>152508136Physicals wise? Rick vs DoctorIn general, taking the entire arsenal into account? Bond vs Wick>>152508146Buffy and Blade were scaled to like city/mountain level with star/universe buster killer weaponry, don't think that counts
>>152508196Maybe Mariojeets should stop demanding feats from Sonic and start demanding Metal Sonic feats instead.
>>152508174I-I can't...the Sonic verse is so weak...
>>152508195>Literal fanfiction
>>152508205>Buffy and Blade were scaled to like city/mountain level with star/universe buster killer weaponry, don't think that countsYeah, but that's retarded and just powerscaling logic. In actual reality, neither of them are nearly that powerful.
>>152508167Remember when the sonicjeet begged for that gay porn for a week straight, then started posting it as a falseflag?
>>152508206NOOOOO!!! I NEED TO PROVE MY HERO CAN DEFEAT KINGNIC! MAYBE ONCE HE DESTROYS A CAR, HE CAN FINALLY BEAT SONIC!!!
I like sonic
>>152508173>Case in point >Doesn't deny anythingSo you admit it.samenic
>>152508207...But still strong enough to save Nintendo and KEKrio's sorry asses
LIES LIES LIES
>>152508228>...But still strong enough to save Nintendo and KEKrio's sorry asses>Literal toy fanfiction
I'm glad we all agree that Sonic canonically won. Nothing left to say about him. If you say more you're a Mariosissy who wants to get humiliated more because your only good feat is lusting to plap Sonic
>>152508236In an official game made by Nintendo, KEKrio got saved by GODnic, yes.
So whats a street level fight you would like to see? I want luther strode on the show
>Mario destroys giant muscle cars, regular cars and tanks on screen>Sonic can't destroy 3 foot cars, only pushes them>The only ones launched that "break apart" are 200 year old rusty pieces of shit>Only launches them a few feet while Mario can launch tons of metal into spaceMario wins forever.
>Higher stats in CANON crossover games>Saved Mario from Tabuu>Survived longer than Mario in Ultimate
Who are the Mt Rushmore of gamegods?
>>152508243>Sonic canonically wonMeanwhile Mario won>the console wars >the IP recognition >the movie sales >number of game units sold>the CANONICAL Olympic Games crossovers >Most recent Death Battle Done.
>>152508254>In an official game made by Nintendo, KEKrio got saved by GODnic, yes.>That is officially not the characters and is a child playing with toys. And sonic lost immediately in the story where he doesn't have sega time constraintsShitnic...
>>152508211No, it's Death Battle Lore.
>>152508257I'm excited for Metal Sonic vs Cell but Yuji vs Denji would be another good street level fight.
>>152508270not Sonic or Mario
>>152508264Mario was like, front and center when all the Master Hands turned into Galeems. Sonic fucking ran as soon as they did.
>>152508277...but still had to be saved by Lordnic in his own game.
Buh buh huh guh buh buh buh guh hyuh guh buh buh.>Buh guh nuh buhJUH OH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
>>152508264>References game where Sega canonically made Mario faster than Sonic when their master Nintendo came in.
>>152508284I wouldnt be so sure about that fight being street level
>>152507966Your /dbg/ is Mario vs Sonic shitflinging?
>>152508307post Kazooie
>>152508305>...but still had to be saved by Lordnic in his own game.>Toy fanfiction
>>152508310Sega also made Mario cuck Sonic without any Nintendo intervention.
Mario vs Sonic 3 (2027) ENDING LEAKED DIALOGUE:>Wiz: Ultimately, Mario VS Sonic comes down to a difference of limits and purpose. What happens when you pit a hedgehog with the power to break any limits against a man with no limits in the first place? Well, only one has limits to give at all. But that's exactly what makes him such a memorable character.>Boomstick: Think about it. If you had a Sonic that was as powerful as Mario, would you even want him?>Wiz: The winner is Mario.
>>152508319>Oh Kazooie is busy. I can post an image of her... For a small fee... 7,000 gems sounds good.
Scp-096 vs wou counts as a street level fight? I know 096 has cosmic level shit but that only happened once and wou esoteric nature puts him more like an universal law
>>152508310>Sega canonically made Mario faster than Sonic?
OK, really, who the fuck is this?
>>152508339>>152508310https://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-demanded-sega-to-put-marios-foot-in-front-of-sonics-for-mario-sonic-at-the-olympic-games/
>jeet>jeet>jeetYep, Yep. Sounds familiar? That's because the Sonicfag was a Pokéfag.He and Listroon were at each other throats.
>>152508264 >>Higher stats in CANON crossover games >>Saved Mario from Tabuu >>Survived longer than Mario in Ultimate>Does races for FUN at WARP SPEED>Saved everyone TWO ENTIRE TIMES in subspace>Saved everyone AGAIN in ultimateEEEEEEYUP.......that's a KirbDEITY win.
>>152508339>>Sega canonically made Mario faster than SonicYes. Looks like those stats are useless if Mario still is in front of Sonic in a footrace rendered by official developers.
>>152508367Is the Ashcuck really the same guy as the Sonicfag? Hilarious if true.
>>152508367KWAB!
>>152508376Mario is kirby's equal in 64's intro and can beat kirby in subspace. Everyone solo'd Tabuu. Also Mario is the last one left if you die in Ultimate's crossover story mode. Sonic lost. Kirby and Mario won.
>>152508380>>152508367not me. 'yujeet' rolled off the tongue better, 'mariojeet' is too much work.
Let's do a round of "Powerscaling Conundrums" to exercise our brains so it doesn't fall off amongst the shitposting: Let's suppose that this story has a character, we'll call him "A". He is considered the strongest character in the story. Let's suppose that it also has this character "B". He is considered the fastest character in the story, however, he is also among the top 5 of the strongest. A and B fight, and A wins, predictably. The author/dev/lore writer, the person in charge of writing the story and the biggest authority on it, says that B is the fastest character in the story, even faster than A, even though A is stronger. Now, how do you interpret this? A and B fought, and A won, would this mean they are relative in speed, supposing A was even able to react to and counter B's attacks? But this would contradict the author's words, wouldn't it? What is the best possible answer?
The odds seem to be in Mario's favor right now, let's see if Sonic can turn this thread around
>>152508378Mario should have used this speed when he was getting no diffed by Tabuu. If he's faster than Sonic he should have been able to zip right by Tabuu like Sonic did. Brawl and the Olympic Games even came out around the same time.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16489340nigga
Metal Sonic and Sonic are evenly matched as shown by the OVA.
>>152508412>Mario should have used this speed when he was getting no diffed by Tabuu. If he's faster than Sonic he should have been able to zip right by Tabuu like Sonic did. Brawl and the Olympic Games even came out around the same time.Well the smash stuff is toy fanfiction made by a child. Doesn't correlate.
>>152508224Chad.>>152508228No lies detected.
>>152508243>>152508254>>152508264TRVTH NVKES!
>>152508224Cringe>>152508228Lie detector is beeping. You're describing a toy dollhouse.
>>152508412I don't think Tabuu expected a Sega rep to suddenly show up. I'm pretty sure if like, Gex showed up, he'd react the same.
The mask (the animated version) has matchups?
>>152508279They don't have lore and Metal died in Bowegg.
>>152508243>>152508254>>152508264False nvkes.
>>152508453Simon the Digger
Didn't the Inklings survive longer than Sonic did when Galeem attacked?>>152508453I saw Freakazoid get tossed around as a matchu up for Animated The Mask.
>>152507977>Don't bite the hand that feeds you Bite
>>152508305TRVTH NVKE!!!>>152508339DOUBLE NVKE!!!
>>152508390>Also Mario is the last one left if you die in Ultimate's crossover story mode.What? I don't remember that, like I'm not even saying you're lying I just HATED world of light that much and don't remember
>>152508367the mariofag says sonicjeet too >>152508216 >>152508154 >>152508019this is a shitty attempt at a gotchayou can also tell its a singular nigger because he replies the same way every time lol
>>152508367No shit. Listtroon thinks Mario is stronger than Sonic. That's why CHADnic wins.
>>152508420>looks up literal gay porn for epic ownWhy are SonicFAGGOTS like this?
Preview tomorrow?
Sonicfags always need to be humbled.
>>152508459Freakzoid is good matchup i guess, but the mask stomps
I challenge any Mariofag to post the head of Nintendo of Japan saying that any Mario character can destroy all of space and time right now. Ian is below Izuka and got gaped by SoJ btw. Only then will we be on equal footing.
>>152508485Futa isn't gay, cuckrio. Just more projection from you.
>>152508305False nvke>>152508339Another false nvke, double time. Zero trvth's
>>152508494MARIO CAN LICK SONIC'S DIRTY ASSHOLE REALLY GOOD!! DOES THAT COUNT?
>Sonic, Pikachu, Pit, Dark Pit, and Captain Falcon tried to escape from Galeem>Bowser, Pokemon Trainer and his mons, Mewtwo, Bayonetta, Link, and Zelda tried to fight>Wii Fit just did Yoga, Villager was in a full blown panic and running in circles, Dog was trying to hide while Duck tried to fly him away>Snake and the Inklings tried to hide>Kirby is the only one who successfully escapedAm I missing anyone?
>>152508486Next week
>>152508494>author fan fiction that isn't in the source materialKirkman said Omni-Man can beat Superman too are you going to believe that?
>Sonicfag was one of the Ashfags.No shit. Remember Kaiba vs Eggman?
>>152508494Ian flynn wrote the first version of Sonic frontiers before SoJ and downscaled the entire verse to below planetary. Mario wins.
Worth noting that Sonic tried to save Pikachu when he could have outran the beam
>>152508497>Futa isn't gay, cuckrio.Cucknic...
>>152508510>IanBelow Izuka and gaped by SoJ>FrontiersSo not Time Eater. Done.
>>152508412No lies detected.
>>152507977No shit, SHITnic was the only character that wasn't tired from all the fighting they did. He literally just shows up at the end like a coward rat.He got no diffed by the angel enemy from Smash Ultimate.
>>152508519Even then, Pikachu got hit and then Sonic forgot he can run at mach 30. There's a decent time period between when Pikachu got hit and then Sonic getting hit.
>>152508497true and based
>>152508473Kek, even a neutral party realizes Mariojeet is the same person>>152508494I... I... I CAAAAN'T!!!
>>152508508>that isn't in the source materialWhat? >>152508527>coward ratLORDnic SAVES your weak hero(who got no diffed btw) and this is your thanks??
>>152508503GAYrio...>>152508522No lies detected.
>>152508543My hero wasn't in Brawl though?
>>152508519KINDnic...>>152508543TRVTH NVKE!!!
>>152508552>>152508564actual samefag
>>152508552YOUR HERO MADE MARIO GAY. WHAT IS MARIO SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST SONIC'S IRRESISTIBLE BODY! HE GETS OVERPOWERED EVERY DAY AND SONIC PLAYS WITH HIS BALLS EVERY NIGHT BEHIND PEACH'S BACK!
Wario has fatter tits than Rouge. Your move, Sega.
>>152508494I am still waiting to see the head of NoJ saying any Mario character can destroy spacetime btw.No rush though KEKrio bros. Take your time.
>>152508453Vsbw says the animated mask is mountain level with actual feats and a shitton of powers most of his fights will be stomps
Mmmm yeah you dirty-a hedgehog...work my shit covered shaft covered in your feces and poo....
>>152508586>Take your time.Not true Sonic fans. Sonic is impatient.
Why is the tri-force so useless in death battle?
>>152508589your skin?browner than my shit
>>152508586I... I... I CAAAANNN'T!!!
Happy Valentine's Day!
>>152507826What if I'm a self hating trans woman who jokes to hide the pain? Would you still make me a better man which would make you, kratos transphobic?
gojo wins.
>>152508598Zelda characters are weak and keep hitting way above their paygrade instead of accepting pity wins like Pokemon or Dragon Ball
>>152508573Nope. Just someone that supports my fellow Sonicbros. But you are NEVER going to believe me and you WILL become schizophrenic as my allies know the truth.
>>152508487A poor imitation of Mamma Mia GOD
>>152508612Mariobro...
>>152508623Still waiting on that perfect 3-0 win streak from Mario...
>>152508522Ian mentions Solaris being near planet level too and Solaris > Time eater. Ian writing the first script means he's above SoJ and Izuka (which made him a writer for it in the first place)
>>152508623
>>152507908Kangaroo?
>>152507799I agree, this retardation is out of control
>>152508471>Also Mario is the last one left if you die in Ultimate's crossover story mode.>What? I don't remember that, like I'm not even saying you're lying I just HATED world of light that much and don't rememberYes.
>>152508598it's unusable>inb4 b-but we've never seen it outside the ver—go ahead. tri-force now, newfag
>>152508651holy shit lol
This simple edit made SHARTnic fans furious in the previous thread. KEK
>>152508640>Ian writing the first script means he's above SoJ and IzukaNow THIS is fucking wild. KEK. Anyways, here's Ian Flynn (Izuka's underling btw) saying Time Eater can reduce reality to a white void.
>>152508651doesn't he die here?
>Enters your hero's verse>Makes every man crave nothing but tight Hedgehog assholes>Makes them gay>Leaves
>>152508665It's about him lasting longer.
>>152508661>>152504895Didn't run away? What's wrong, too canon for you
>>152508664>Picture retconned by Ian Flynn Ian flynn states all of Sonic verse is below planet level afterwards (including Time eater), which is above Iizuka and Soj. Ian Flynn's rewrites even changed up Sonic generations cutscenes itself post-Shadow generations.
>>152508698>shitty edit that makes no senseNot worth my time
>>152508664This sonic book has tons of errors that even Ian flynn said he got wrong. (one mistake was saying a character from Satam was in the sonic games)
REMINDER that Metal's only weakness is a multiversal+++ wall.
>>152508711He ran
>RATnic was a shitty last minute appearance in Brawl>Using Brawl as a gotcha against MarioLMAO
>>152508623Sth films isn't woke like super wokerio is
>>152508702If that's the case Culex literally stated being a Master of Time and Space in Mario is also valid by Nintendo.
>>152508664going by this scan>drifting in space>in the voidby occam's razor the white void is just still space but white this timenot really impresive, it's just a pocket universe meant to trap people
The Sonic series does not have a single feat above planetaryCell is multiple times stronger than max power Frieza who is at minimum 200x planetary, and that's being very generous in assuming that you need a power level equivalent to 1st form Frieza's to destroy a planet. If you think base Vegeta can destroy a planet like he said, Frieza is actually nearly 6,000x planetary.
BLORCH!
How do we make sonic/mario fags fuck off for good? And how do we make retards stop replying?
I think Kirby vs Mario would be pretty cool
>>1525087230 lies detected.Sonicniggers cannot even respond to metal being SHATTERED by a fucking LITERAL WALLKEKAROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>152508739you really think that's gonna be the interpretation they go with in the episode man
>>152508748When we admit we know who the real canonical winner is...
>>152508702>which is above Iizuka and SojYes, that's why he can't even make Tangle and Whisper date and got all his socials gaped by SoJ.Could you post an official work from Ian Flynn saying that Solaris and Time Eater can't destroy spacetime right now at least?Just post it instead of writing an essay. It should be so easy.
>>152508760I don't care who wins. No one cares who wins. Go away.
>>152508760Mario Mario.
>>152508748>And how do we make retards stop replying?have you not learnt anything from Kratosura? they're incapable of doing that
>>152508739>The Sonic series does not have a single feat above planetary*ahem*On-Screen UNIVERSALnic
>>152508768>Nobody cares who wins in a powerscaling threadThat's literally the point of these threads, pussy. Leave.
>>152508778>Subfictional fodder featSonic series is weak.
>>152508731I would do EVERYTHING for Peach
>>152508747Chudsday will be in his own personal hell after 682 obliterates him
>>152508781I don't give a shit about Mario Vs. Sonic>B-butNo. Fuck off. Take your schizophrenic butt buddies and go eat shit in your own general. No one wants to talk about mario and sonic every single god damn thread.
>>152508758No, they're going to fraudulently upscale Metal Sonic and have him win just like they did with Kratos in Kratos vs Asura. Kratos didn't have a single feat above planetary and beat someone with galactic level scaling at a minimum.
If I wanted to see Mario vs Sonic shitflinging, I'd go to /v/.
>>152508748just start actual discussionsshitposters cannot thrive when the pond is dominated by actual usersthis is the reason why they shitpost so much in the first place: to drive away peopleit's common sense
I'm desperate. Please just let Mario win this. Nobody wants the Switch 2. Nobody wants to play Mario games. Nobody talks about the Mario movies. Nobody wants to go to the mario theme park. Mario wins no match ups. Mario has no love interests. Mario can't even destroy a car.CAN I JUST HAVE ONE FAN FICTION WIN
>>152508787KISS
>>152508795FODDERNIGGERS ARE SO MAD THAT THEY CANT EVEN COMPETE WITH CHADNIC BAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAGO BACK TO DBS OH WAIT YOU CAAAANT YOU CAAAAAAAAAANTTT IT'S DEAAAAAAD HAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
>>152508813>I'm desperate. Please just let Mario win this. Nobody wants the Switch 2. Nobody wants to play Mario games. Nobody talks about the Mario movies. Nobody wants to go to the mario theme park. Mario wins no match ups. Mario has no love interests. Mario can't even destroy a car.>Gay Sonic snoy projecting melty
>>152508399Character A is capable of handling the speed of character B even if he is incapable of reaching those speeds himself.So of character A fights a character from another verse who's speed feats are around the same magnitude as character B we could conclude that character A, while slower, would still be able to defend himself. But if the character from another verse has speed wank scaling that puts him massively above what character B is capable of then it would be safe to assume that character A would be in danger of a nasty Blitz.
you know the worst part is that traveler vs aang is almost certainly next so you're just getting this for the next 2 months mixed with cuckpastaspam and BING BANG WALLOP posting for aangmight as well join in on the 'fun'
Dcau amazo has other good matchups besides novel kars?
>>152508821>Gay SonicName one gay thing about Sonic. NOW. Self Projectario FAG
>>152508816CHADRIO.KINGRIO. BVLLRIO (Of all comics and fiction including Marvel)
>>152508830Post Sonic kissing ANYONE without being a corpse. He's asexual or gay.
>arrowpostingholy kekaroo they're REALLY desperate
>>152508813>Nobody wants the Switch 2It's the second most sold console this generation, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>152508494Btw I'm still waiting on the head of NoJ saying that any Mario character can destroy spacetime. Take your time though KEKrio bros.
>>152508840isn't this the same comic series that has the Doctor Strange parody transcend the Marvel Omniverse and his own copyright to escape his comic?
>>152508399All this would mean is that B is not quantifiably faster to the point that it wouldn't give him a major advantage on A and A couldn't land hits, or A is just that much more powerful that B really doesn't have any means to damage A and would get tired out or make some mistake that A could capitalize on.A wouldn't scale to B's speed, but if A were to fight C, who has speeds similar to B, I would use this as evidence that C's speed advantage wouldn't be an end all be all barring other factors.
>>152508813>Samenic Bizzaroworld babbleMeanwhile in REALITY
>>152508854What's wrong? Can't use cars as an argument now so you need to jump up to spacetime, a feat that SHITIC can't even accomplish himself?
>>152508840canon trvth
>>152508849
>>152508866So you CAN'T post the head of NoJ saying Mario characters can destroy spacetime like I did for LORDnic?That's fine. Just wanted to make sure.
>>152508863>Scalpers buy the console!>People who play the game? SHUT UP AND JUST LET MY HERO PLAP SONIC
>>152508817Yup. This is it. This is the gayest post in the thread. And by a sonicfag no less as expected.
Sonic has never had a feat higher than mountain level in his entire series. To say otherwise is disingenuous.
>>152508830He held hands with Shadow when he got scared. Yup that's right, Shadow is Sonic's comfort
>>152508892And Mario has never had a feat higher then brick level in his entire series :)
>>152508399>Let's suppose that this story has a character, we'll call him "A". He is considered the strongest character in the story.>Let's suppose that it also has this character "B". He is considered the fastest character in the story, however, he is also among the top 5 of the strongest.this is funnyrelative in speed? nah, speed increases strike power so, if anything, they are relative in powerwe can even formulate an equation for this just to answer: how much more speed B would require to punch harder than A?
>>152508888DIGITS ARE CHECKEDPOST IS TRUTHFULTHAT'S A #DAFFYQUADS RIGHT THERE
>>152508748Remember how Fate and Kamen Rider sporadically took over the discussion a few threads ago? Just discuss literally anything else. Post discussion bait.
>>152508892This is adorable
>>152508857>isn't this the same comic series that has the Doctor Strange parody transcend the Marvel Omniverse and his own copyright to escape his comic?i think someanon posted that scan here. can anyone repost? it's endearing
>>152508910R-R-R-REMEMBER *SNIFF* WHEN *TEARS FLOOD MY FACE* MY LITERALLY WHO FRANCHISE GOT A FEW REPLIES 5 THREADS AGO *SNIFF SNIFF* AND NOT LORDNIC
>5pm on a weekend and the thread is fucking deadALLLLLLLL the diaper duo btw
>>152508854Mario Kart is so successful that sonic tried to intimate his success without knowing why it was successful in the first place
>>152508922>remember when people stopped replying to me and I needed to reply to myself?everyone does
>>152508896>And Mario has never had a feat higher then brick level in his entire series :)He has. And the Mario series also has a universe being destroyed on screen. Sonic series star destroying feat was off screen.
>>152508762>>152508494So, I DIDN'T get a proper response here. I am declaring this thread as yet ANOTHER GODnic win. Not that Ian matters, but here's Ian bitching saying he needs approval from ''folks upstairs'' to do shit in the Sonic series. Raped and gaped by SoJ. https://x.com/NullVoxxed/status/1671631695382999043
>>152508941Not subtle switchtoddler.>>152508947SHITRIO developing schizophrenia.....
>>152508953>Mario stood there and watched someone else destroy a universe
>>152508857>>152508918yes
>>152508910>>152508748Alright. Who here has actually watched KRG along with the movies? And if so, did he deserve to win champion's island? Or should KR Ichigou Vs Peter Parker been the first KR MU instead.
>>152508958>Chaos Emerald again It's that easy
>>152508892He destroyed a moon
>>152508964>>Mario stood there and watched someone else destroy a universeMore like Mario caused the chain of events himself. Also you're moving goalposts again. Sonic verse has no on screen feats comparable.
>>152508974Honestly I would've preferred Ash Williams to win, I just groove way more with the kind of fights he'd be in.
>>152508892KINGnic restoring an entire realm has been posted already actually >>152508778
>>152508963>>152508895>The only time Sonic is straight He fucking dies
>>152508979>Building sized "moon"
>>152508982All he did was steal the grand star like the ITALIAN NIGGER HE IS which caused bowser's reactor to explode. Universe destruction is a GAWDser feat if we want to get technical.
>>152508440I know. But I'm free. I draw my silly OCs and i giggle and clap and occasionally put a mario fan in a headlock until he pisses himself and cries
I kneel, I squeal, my headcanon isn’t realI cope,I mope, someone hand me a ropeI sin, I never win, I belong in the trash binI job, I’m a slob, I’m too short to reach the doorknobI smell like a trash bag, my fans are all autistic old fagsI am… a Sonicfag…
>>152509000>All he did was steal the grand star like the ITALIAN NIGGER HE IS which caused bowser's reactor to explode. Universe destruction is a GAWDser feat if we want to get technical.This doesn't refute what I said. Again this topic is about series vs series on screen feats.
>>152509010>and occasionally put a mario fan in a headlock until he pisses himself and criesM-Mommy?
>>152508979If that's a moon, Mario destroyed the sun
Post Mario himself destroying a universe.
>>152507964Readers added context:
Post Sonic himself destroying a universe.
>>152509018HBOCrio using a koopa to kill it doesn't count. Post him using the hammer suit to do it.
>>152509013The head of Sonic Team agrees with me actually KEKrio bro..
>>152508974>Who here has actually watched KRG along with the movies?I haven't. Seen a lot of gifs being posted of it, though. Also did a skim through his wiki,>And if so, did he deserve to win champion's island?Who can say, really? Whether an outcome is ever "deserved" is a difficult concept. I'm personally okay with his victory, though I would have preferred Sakuya.>Or should KR Ichigou Vs Peter Parker been the first KR MU instead.That would have been fun. Rider Kick vs Maximum Spider would have been a cool climax moment.
>>152509031>Subfictional fodder Sonic getting uppity.
>>152509031>proceeds to be unable to-A leftist typed this btw
>>152509031Not like this KEKrio bros...
>reddit repost meme spam
I speedrun all Mario games + Kaizo hacks without dying so GODrio is omniversal.I die in all Sonic games to the very first enemy so SHITnic is a pathetic weak sub-street level jobber.
Reminder Reddit RAPES and GAPES 4chan and it's whole verse
>>152509015>Sonicfag wants to be Mario so badly Reminder, Sonic will never fight Fury Bowser and Mario literally put his ass in a body back
>>152509054Can anyone actually debunk the boulder antifeat?All boulders in Mario games have always stopped the Italian plumber from moving to the next area
>>152509077>speedrunTRANNY.>Kaizo hacksFAN FICTION.
doesn't mario literally indulge in weird fetish games like bowser's inside story which is literally about bowser voring everyone and you exploring his belly? do mariofags really have grounds to talk here?
>>152509033The Koppa Shell is his natural ability. They also includes his Dimensional Door, Time Watch, and all his shell variant. What, did you think Mario goes to a shop to buy a dozen shells or something? Get realhttps://www.mariowiki.com/Brawl_Point
>>152509054BASED FEATSby verse is the elephant in these halls that FRAUDrio and RATnic vermin REFUSE to slander
>>152509120And Cell is going to get gaped by THIS guy?
>>152509117>doesn't mario literally indulge in weird fetish gamesYeah you'd sure know a lot about that wouldn't you sonicfag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_YdczGRN8s
>>152509104>Can anyone actually debunk the boulder antifeat?>All boulders in Mario games have always stopped the Italian plumber from moving to the next area1. The case is disingenuous. That's a scene where Luigi isn't even there and suppose to show Mario being sad without him2. Mario has destroyed giant brick blocks with zero effort many times. 3. Boulder Debunk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm27E_5VnUU
>>152509038>Rider Kick vs Maximum Spider would have been a cool climax moment.The thing about Rider Kick is it's an established power that can make anything blow up. Every Rider does it. I don't know if this shit can be measured.
>Mario getting hurt by cannonballs
It’s funny that Mario has an explicit Multiverse-buster in its setting (Super Paper Mario) meanwhile Sonic has some bullshit with Solaris & Time Eater mucking up 3 and 2 timelines respectively. CHADrio wins based on lore and actual onscreen feats (throwing bowser into orbit > anything sonic has done).
>>152509148I'm seeing Mario tanking the cannonball explosions and dodging them here, Blindnic.
>>152509144Fvark... He's riding a CAAAAARRRRR!
>>152509149Mario and Paper Mario are different characters. Play Paper Jam.
>>152509160If he can tank them why is he scared of them
>>152509031D-DELETE THIS!!!
>>152509160'dodging' sure is a polite way to put it when he's FLEEING like a little BBC slut
>>152509148Immuserable speed multiversal canon balls
>Yujeets are genuinely trying to blame Ash for the Sonic spam >When the beef between Pokemon and Sonic is one of DB's OG rivalries Is Yugi the most pathetic winner in DB's history? His fans are genuinely mindbroken beyond any measure
>>152509186>BBC out of nowhere againSissynic...
>>152509165>Mario and Paper Mario are different characters. Play Paper Jam.Nope. 1. Mario and Paper mario were the same verse before that game. So this is a lazy retcon.2. The same game (Paper Jam) confirms both verses are exactly parallel3. Miyamoto states all game Marios are the same after this. So it retconned the lazy retcon.4. Later remakes keep the "Paper Mario is a past adventure" intactYou lost.
>>152509031>https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16489340>Well I SCALE to this guy...
>>152509189>mindbroken Ashfag hallucinations
>>152509206Yes sissynic, we saw the gay futa porn that you swear isn't actually gay the first time.
>>152508762>>152508854>muh lesbiansIan flynn is literally written as the top writer in Shadow Generations and never retracted himself downscaling all of Sonic verse to sub planet level. If that can track there. Culex being stated to be a master of time and space by Nintendo also tracks. (Also NoJ literally allowed a game of the void destroying all space and time across all worlds in the Mario rpg games)
>>152509241>Non canon material>meanwhile in canon: >>152507815
>>152507815S-SONICBROS???
>>152509189>Still mad about getting stomped by the most powerful Death Battle contestantKneel
>>152509031Mariofags havent responded to this btw
>>152509281Darkspine Sonic is subfictional.
>>152509281Don't have to.
>>152507815Sonic also admits he can't beat a horde of badniks on his own in this canon comic series.
Mariobros... If Mario can easily destroy walls and boulders... Then why did he have to team up with a WEAKENED Bowser at the end of Odyssey to escape basic STONE WALLS?[https://youtu.be/pqUtAFr8y94?si]
>>152509241GAYnic the HOMOhog
>>152509286>because I say soThat's it?
>>152509132It wouldn't even be the 50th example of Death Battle fraudulence. >Asura vs Kratos>Bardock vs Omni-man>Master Chief vs Doomguy >DIO vs Alucard>Toph vs Gaara>Thor vs Vegeta>Phoenix vs Raven>Darth Vader vs Obito>Naruto vs Ichigo>Bill Cipher vs Discord>Trunks vs Silver>Goku Black vs Reverse Flash>Madara vs AizenA good 1/3rd of Death Battle is very obviously fraudulent. No, Ben vs Hal is not fraudulent.
>>152509319Forgot to add Ash vs Yugi and Kyle vs Simon
>>152509298>Mariobros... If Mario can easily destroy walls and boulders... Then why did he have to team up with a WEAKENED Bowser at the end of Odyssey to escape basic STONE WALLS?>https://youtu.be/pqUtAFr8y94?siMario is a hero and didn't want to leave Bowser to die in Odyssey.
>>152509227Okay, but Ian Flynn himself has said he isn't the top guy as shown here>>152508958Post the top guy at NoJ saying that Culex can do that then? If you're going to post in game statements or shit from a guide book that is no different from this>>152508762>>152508664>>152508543Tendies do not have something like this it seems. >>152508494In Japan, the devs would be shocked that western KEKrio fags think Mario is this cosmic level god.
>>152509291You monkeyrio faggot, I thought you said you wouldn't bring up Paper Mario since that's different from Mario?
>>152509298This is a Peach anti-feat. Mario very easily could have climbed around all that ingame.
Cutie!
>>152509319>>Asura vs Kratos>>Thor vs Vegeta>>Goku Black vs Reverse Flash>>Naruto vs Ichigo>>Bardock vs Omni-manThese were all correct though
Mario vs Sonic shitposting is only happening because twitter is doing it
>>152509329>kyle vs simon
>>152509356Simon got his ass kicked by a Chicken.
>>152509346Read that post again fagtard, that was a shartnicfag saying it doesn't count (disproven).
>>152509298NO ONE IS TRYING TO DEBUNK THIS BTW.We win a point.
>>152509346>You monkeyrio faggot, I thought you said you wouldn't bring up Paper Mario since that's different from Mario?NTA but why did you ignore the post proving this false >>152509203
>>152509367That chicken would rape all of DC
>>152509343>In Japan, the devs would be shocked that western KEKrio fags think Mario is this cosmic level god.Japan also didn't say Sonic can destroy space and time, and needs his cope emeralds to even contest with godly beings that can. Mario can do that base form.
>>152509149>Solaris is bullshit because I say so!!See?
>>152509367>>152509383why do shitposters use very specific situations when the point of DB is to argue who wins more often than not
>>152508958>>152509343This is just Ian Flynn talking about Tangle Whisper lesbians, not about declaring Sonic series power limits.
>>152509401Just going by the Simon sissies logic. Kyle struggled against a nuke so I get to post Simon getting his ass handed to him by a no name chicken.
I hope that at least a solar system is destroyed in that fight
>>152507761
>>152509334>fight that mario got LITERALLY KEKKED inKEKAROO AND CANONROO!
>>152509415...But Kyle jobs way more often than Simon
>>152509392>needs his cope emeralds to even contest with godly beings that canYes Super Sonic scales to reality destroying Gods. Glad we agree on that. >Mario can do that base form.Post the head of NoJ saying he can right now. You don't need to write an essay, just post a screenshot of it. >>152509414Cope, he said he can't do shit because he's SoJ's bitch. He doesn't own the series. Sega of Japan does.
>>152509422Bowser got rejected while Postgame has Peach constantly giving gifts to Mario.
>>152509435...that bowser paid for btw
The ending of metal vs cell obviously has to be total disintigration, but it could like this: cell self-destructs or lauches an attack that destroys even himself like kid buu only for metal to appear intact and then destroy cell with aoe attack
>>152509445Source? Or more of your cuck projection, sonicjeet
>>152509334If Mario can throw things to space and lift huge stone structures, why was he struggling with someone he can throw into space at any time?
>>152509459If Sonic has lightspeed reaction how does he get caught by a mech hand in unleashed and gets speedblitzed by a sandwich twice?
>>152509453They literally send each other gifts. Peach sends him a cake in bowser's inside story, cuckold.
>>152509459Because Bowser is strong and has also thrown things into space with ease.
>>152509470That's Mario Luigi and Peach sending Bowser a gift after beating his ass in Bowser's inside story.Also that game isn't Odyssey, cuckold projector jeet.
>>152509426Kyle has had more appearances than Simon has. Simon has 27 episodes and he jobs to chickens, house sized robots, a man, a child's thumb, he's threatened by guns, block sized explosions and cheap illusions. Struggling against a nuke doesn't sound as bad now compared to Simon :)
>>152509392>Mario can do that base formUmm he needs the pure hearts for that mariochud
>>152509453Peach rejected Bowser and MUTTrio btw[https://youtu.be/fezVLlnGmik?si]
>>152509430>Yes Super Sonic scales to reality destroying Gods. Glad we agree on that. Needed help along with cope emeralds on both occasions and still couldn't destroy them (Sonic admitted this in game) >Mario can do that base form.>Post the head of NoJ saying he can right now. You don't need to write an essay, just post a screenshot of it. SoJ hasn't said Sonic or Super Sonic can destroy space and time. You haven't posted a Sega scan of that yet.
>>152509353No, they were blatantly wrong
>>152509480>Also that game isn't Odyssey, cuckold projector jeet.Holy kekaroo, mariofags cannot comprehend the idea of a precedent being set in earlier games. And I thought DBsissies couldn't read!
>>152509469He wasn't even hurt by the Sandwich, I posted Mario getting hit by cannonballs and everyone said he tanked it
>>152509487Mario can beat culex base form, no pure hearts.
>>152509500Explain how each one of these are wrong without sounding mad and without sounding like a fanboy
>>152509507Your clip doesn't show Mario getting hurt by cannonballs at all even when it explodes on him.AlsoCannonballs > Sandwich
>>152509010Show us your doodles WWanon
>>152509511>...in my delusional fanfic where I include speedrunning strats
>>152509517>Cannonballs > SandwichSonic is universal. That sandwich would have obliterated Mario
>>152509524>s-s-s-s-sp-It happens in the game so it's canon, blind shitnicKEK.
>>152509482That doesn't dispute my point, though. Kyle. He still has far more cases of jobbing and having exploitable weaknesses than Simon. I'm sorry, but he just does. He has probability manipulation for fuck sake not even Wally is immune to that shit.
>>152509524He can beat it without speedrun strats, muttnic
>>152509496Izuka said that Time Eater can even YOU said here>>152509392that Sonic with the Emeralds can contest with him.Sonic scales to beings that can destroy all of space and time. Done.
>>152509511>culexHe's continent level nigga. He has no feats, and in fact he needs a powerup just to become tridimensional within the mario world.
>>152509538Simon jobs for the majority of his series. They sometimes have Kyle job for drama in the several thousand appearances he makes
>>152509540>Izuka>s-scalingYou are the one who said post scans, not paragraphs. Sonic can't destroy space and time until you post it.
>>152509549In NoJ it's confirmed Culex holds entire mario timelines from beginning to end.
>>152509120IDW suggests that Metal can't achieve Neo just by powering up, but rather it requires for him to be upgraded. After Eggman removes the rebellious programming, he upgrades Metal Sonic to Neo for the Overlord strategy.But given Metal drops back down to base after losing in the arc, he's just back to being unupgraded and Eggman just doesn't care.
>>152509489>https://youtu.be/fezVLlnGmik?si>Post game Peach doesn't do anything for Bowser but gives tons of gifts to Mario.>This official animation also happens 2 years after this moment.
>Blindnic the tranny, being carried by his master, Shadow
>>152509583HECKIN DELICIOUS TOP SURGERY SCARS!!!! SLURP SLURP GIMME GIMMESonicsharts said this btw.
>>152509343Faggot, Ian Flynn LITERALLY had the power to nerf CD sonic to only being able to time travel with the time stones, not himself or goalposts. He's above SoJ and Iizuka.
>>152509596>Ian Flynn-Fan fiction comic.
>>152509551>defeated lord genome on his own>beat viral on his own>kicked the anti-spiral's ass in a fist fightYou have to be pretty blind to notice that Simon was quite literally locked the fuck in after he got out of his mourning phase and started killing beastmen left and right.
>>152509551>Simon jobs for the majority of his serieshis series ended with him at full powerkyle story ain't ending so his powers can and will failit's a question of stakes
>>152509607>comicThat time nerf happened in Sonic generations itself (post Shadow DLC)
>>152509607If Ian Flynn is a fan fiction writer, doesn't that mean Metal Sonic doesn't have access to Super Neo?
>>152509574Scan?
>>152509635Doesn't need it. Cell can barely fight a 10 year old. Buu would have been a better matchup.
>>152509624>his series ended with him at full power>kyle story ain't ending so his powers can and will failSimon at the end of the series was a powerless old man who struggled to dig a hole. So let's get EoS Simon vs Latest run Kyle :)
>>152509552>Green texting Izuka like he's some nobodylol. No one has more of a say on Sonic than him nowadays. Not even Ohshima and Naka the two who get credited as the guys who created Sonic and def not DOG Flynn who is below SoJ. Super Sonic can fight someone who can? So he's at that level. >>152509596Already proven that he's been gaped by SoJ. >>152508958Izuka is one of the ''folks upstairs'' btw
>>152509660>Simon at the end of the series was a powerless old man who struggled to dig a holeHoly headcanon sheesh
>>152509653Right but it would mean that Metal Sonic is at his strongest at the end of Heroes. So before Solaris scaling.
>>152509660Uh yeah he got old. His story was over and done. What's Kyle's excuse?
Just 2 more weeks of this SHIT.
>>152509220>>152509263>Instant seething >Captura de pantalla Yup, thanks for proving me right
>>152509669>More paragraphs>Super sonic can fight someone who can? So he's that levelPost the scan that says that. You're contradicting your own rules. I can kill a bug, doesn't mean I can suddenly stick on walls.
>>152509684Just? It is only going to escalate in intensity as we go on.
>>152507761Shitty A.I.
>>152509660>Simon at the end of the series was a powerless old man who struggled to dig a hole.Holy RETARD COPE. Simon deliberately decided not to abuse his powers because of what the antispirals warned about. But he has immortality like lord genome which is proof that he still has insane power and can use it at any time if he needed to.
>fake black hole btw
...DCfags are going to have another nuclear meltdown for 682 vs Doomsday aren't they
>>152509318his feats are within fiction of fiction
>>152509696NOTHING can get past YOU
>>152507761Chad A.I.
>>152509144>2. Mario has destroyed giant brick blocks with zero effort many times. Actually if you slow down the footage you will see that the bricks are flying away relatively undamaged. Mario is punching with enough force to cause the mortar to crack and fall apart, but not with enough force to break the actual bricks.
>>152509674>Holy headcanon sheeshYou literally see Simon taking hours to dig a hole. If he was still hyper-superduper-outerversal then he could just use spiral power to dig that hole or even just automatically plant flowers world wide for his dead wife. >>152509682>What's Kyle's excuseKyle is more popular and people still want to see him>>152509698>But he has immortality like lord genome which is proof that he still has insane power and can use it at any time if he needed to.Never stated anywhere btw. He's just an old man.
>>152509660this nigga be like"look, superman is dying of old age!! that means that goku wins against him at full power"pure mental
>>152509722KEK, SIMON IS SUCH A WEAK BITCH!
>>152509684Actually 20 more days
>>152509718>2. Mario has destroyed giant brick blocks with zero effort many times.>Actually if you slow down the footage you will see that the bricks are flying away relatively undamaged. Mario is punching with enough force to cause the mortar to crack and fall apart, but not with enough force to break the actual bricks.Now what's your next desperate cope.
>>152509728You said Gurren Lagann ends with Simon at full power. I proved you wrong because he's an old fucking man at the end.
>>152509706It doesn't even come down to a stalemate. Doomsday's been killed, or at least lobotomized like a fucking retard whenever Superman starts getting over himself.682 is literally unkillable, even in the universe where he's dead, he had to have always existed dead, the change from "alive" to "dead" never happened.
>>152509704Why don't Sonicfags use the DS version? At least there Mother Whisp was actually swallowing entire planets and shit.
>>152509706Yes they are going to hang themselves
>>152507847Canon!>>152509013Fanfic
>>152509704
>>152509746That's Peach not Mario.
>>152509752And outpacing stars if that helps
>>152509674>>152509722>>152509729THAT WAS A RANDOM KID HE WAS HELPING YOU DUMB FUCK.
>>152509148Where's his immeasurable speed?
>>152509693>Your own rulesI just wanted someone to prove to me that the guys at NoJ actually thought that Mario characters could destroy reality like Sonic characters can. >>152508494THIS was my original post. Post the head of NoJ saying that ANY Mario character can destroy all of spacetime right now.
>>152507847Fanfic.>>152509013Canon
>>152509781>SIMON'S WEAKER THAN A RANDOM KIDHOLY KEKYCANON!!
Thanks to this matchup i actually stopped using reddit thats the only positive think that came out of all of this
>>152509774>That's Peach not Mario.Mario can do the same thing in that game.
>>152509801Post it then?
>>152509786NoJ literally allowed the plot of the Void eating all space time and all worlds in the Mario Rpgs.
It feels like every single poster in this thread has a very specific kind of set up in mind that will lead to their ideal outcome rather than trying to approach these comparisons from an objective standpoint.
>>152509805KEK, shitrio can't even do better feats than a woman!!!!!! A FUCKING WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152509805>It's the Goalpostnic coperFuck off faggot. You can play as Mario in that game in singleplayer and the same levels. Get common sense already.
>>152509809It feels warm, wet and tight actually.
Here is how the end of the movie/show goes>Simon pierces a rock, had help from two people>Wipes off sweat because it clearly exhausted him>It's mid-day so this took Simon several hours Very powerful...
>>152509716Shit taste.
>>152509684Once Metal LORDnic RAPES and GAPES Cell and his entire verse these threads belong to Sonic Scholars forever. I promise you that.
>>152509817>F-F-F-F-F-FUCK OFF!!!!!!!CANON mariomelty.
>>152509817>CANNOT post Mario doing featsYou're not helping yourself here
PETnic
>>152509808You still haven't posted a top guy at NoJ saying Void can do that like I did with Izuka. Just post it already. In game statements and guidebooks Sonic also has plenty. Just post a top guy at NoJ saying it. This should not be so hard.
>>152509794????He doesn't even do anything aside from strolling. All he fucking does is help a kid learn to drill open a coconut. what is there to take about this. where did this>old man simon is weak nowshit come from
>>152509809Mario and Sonic both have enough antifeats to make them sub-toddler levelif this debate was objective they would be exposed for being frauds
>>152509716GOLD taste
>>152509836>>152509838Keep replying goalpostnic, the entire thread will see your disingenuous tactics against the Mario series again.
>>152509846KEKY to the POOPERS!! LIVE FOOTAGE of a rabid SHITnicfag.
>>152509750>I proved you wrong because he's an old fucking manthe point is that that doesn't prove me wrong. you just superficially looked at an old man and called him.weak for being old. i'm making fun of that
>>152509846WEAKku...
>>152507839This shit still cracks me up
Make the new thread
>>152509854>>152509716Faggot.
>>152509750Yeah it fucking does. He peaked. He reached his full potential.
>>152509849>where did this>>old man simon is weak now>shit come fromhe's a retard or just trolling>>152509871sonic indeed looks funny there
>>152509855>A-asking me to post a feat is a disingenuous, evil and ANTISEMITIC tactic, OKAY!??!lmao
>>152509874it's up>>>/bant/24012116>>>/bant/24012116
>>152509865No I called him weak for struggling to dig a fucking hole.
>>152509889CHADRIO claimed the thread early. It's over sonicsisters. No emergency meeting, only hanging ourselves.
>>152509907Get in there and prove you're not a jeet
>Simon vs Kyle>682 vs Doomsday>Mysterio vs Scarecrow>Terrific vs Fantastic>DC's one (1) big recent win was the Joker vs Goblin blog that was confirmed to make shit up like Joker's 'black hole bomb' and no one believes it's correct>the only other thing that passes for a win is the VS show literally run by trannies that made an epic vid where Superman saves two epic lesbians from a character they made up a weakness forThe future isn't looking bright for DCfags huh
>>152509921There's uh terumi vs sinestro I guess.
>>152509889All I see is a bunch of brown subhuman flags taking issue with KINGnic
>>152509932I don't think anyone really wants that anymore over Sinestro vs Morgoth from LOTR, and it's pretty commonly agreed Morgoth wins, so...
>>152509939It's not very nice to call americans that anon
>>152509921Terrific beats Fantastic pretty handily though. And the tranny crocodile will never win
>>152509889>MarioGod (USA) debunking shitnic againKINGRIO
This explains a lot. You creatures are brown.
>>152509778You know it doesm't fucking help when everything has near infinite speed.
>>152509983GOT 'EM
>>152509989Yeah, I guess a fodder shit verse would have a hard time keeping up with light.
>>152510004>>152510004>>152510004
>>152509983KEKAROOOOO!
>>152508651Mario literally DIES here
>>152508664Please... stop posting facts...
>>152510051>Mario literally DIES here...after the rest of fiction dies.
>>152510064RayCHAD dodges ALL of fiction dying? YUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!
>>152509728Goku could beat full power Superman
>>152510120Maybe in Goku's fanfiction. Full power Superman flicks away his verse, listtroon
>>152507761Yes, the sonic rat is weak...
>>152510151Goku would've won the last Death Battle if not for DB deliberately misinterpreting the World Forger "feat". He lost by one category, and that was it.
>>152510225>Goku would've won the last Death Battle ifcopeku
>>152510249>The truth is cope nowWhat a world we live in
>>152510256Yeah the truth is if goku had 6 million times more jewpower he might have actually landed a hit on superchad glad you concede.
>>152510120>>152510225>>152510256Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon
>>152508760Sonic the hedgehog!
>>152508778Mariobros... why does CHADnic have an universal feat but not SHITrio? Why is out HERO sub-car fodder?
>>152508854I... I can't post it...
>>152510421>an universalYour Paraguay is showing shartnictoddler.
>>152508958TRVTH NVKE!!!
>>152509031K, b, c.
>>152509148WEAKrio...
>>152509241STRONGnic.
>>152509298I... I... CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS!!!! I NEED TO HBOC!!!!
>>152509343Your post DESTROYED them.
>>152509422No lies detected
>>152507793I want someone to make a version of this image, but with Kratos wearing a Burger King crown.
>Another samenic melty
>>152509511... with the help of 5 other people, that is.
>>152509540TRVTH!!!
>>152510543Mario in base can do it himself, and it's at most 3 people fighting. Sonic needed cope emeralds and 2 other super forms to attack a canon weakpoint.
>Samenic the brown replying to all the false posts in copeKek.
>>152509635Nibroc saved the form.
>>152509768Canon>>152509788Fanfic
>>152510543>3 base people vs Shitnic needing 3 super copers
>>152509834TRVEST OF NVKES!
>>152510565>copenic
>>152510282Kek Listroon loves Superman
>>152510557SEA monkeys are also brown Brownrio bro...
>>152509846Fanfic>>152509870Canon
>>152510421>Subfictional and Subsandwich Sonic wanking a subfictional featSonicbros...Shitnic copers...
>>152509983COLOMBIARIO...
let the sonicjeet have the samefagging melty, mario won all threads
>>152510614YYYYYYUP! YYYYYYUP! CANON!
This was yet ANOTHER thread where Sonic won btw.
>>152510421Brownic.>Why is out HERO sub-car fodderEslnic the delusional tard...
SHITTIO lost because he sucked off his big black brother before transitioning into a neovagina btw. Sad very sad but true.
>>152507827>Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and Mario and their entire verses>Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses.on opposite day, weak faggot
>>152510627TRVTH NVKE!!!!>>152510651GAYrio...
>>152510651>Projectingnic tranny
>>152509519PROMISE you wont bully me
Yup. Doesn't need to be said, but Mario WON that thread again.
>s-s-sonic w-w-NOPE! ANOTHER Mario thread and ANOTHER Mario WIN! Canon btw.
