Mario LOST So FUARKING Hard Because He Can't Destroy A Car Edition
>Superfag throws a melty>thread finally gets taken downNoooticing
You know, Superman's right. Only actual toddlers have pacifiers.
>>152503709>Janny deleted ANOTHER Jimmy v Timmy threadHuh? Why? The first Jimmy v Timmy thread wasn't as detailed as the current threads
>>152503721SuperCHAD is...s-so STRONG!!!!!
He SOLOS threads...
>be me, 24>I'm a man of science. Wanted to rule out if I was into men by hooking up with one.>downloaded Grinder. It's true what they say, as soon as I made an account I got flooded with messages asking for hookups.>got a message from a bottom looking for someone to come fuck him>smaller stature, thin guy, say fuck it and message him back>he wants me to come to his house which is 10 minutes away. Says he will be on his bed ready for me>reverse image search his pictures; comes up clean, I figure this is legit and I'm not gonna get murdered.>Drive over to his house. Front door is unlocked. I walk upstairs and enter his bedroom, and he's naked, face down ass up.>nervous, and first time with a guy, I couldn't get hard.>he blows me for a few minutes, but I still can't get hard.>put on porn, still can't get hard.>he knows I've never been with a guy before, he's hard as hell. Asks if I've thought about sucking cock before. I thought to myself that I might as well while I was here.>pretty decent cock, not as big as mine but average length and above average girth.>blow him for about 10 minutes. focused a lot licking up and down the back of his shaft, circling my tongue around his head, and throating. I was able to deepthroat it and only gagged once or twice.>he was laid back and moaning the whole time, saying that he can't believe I've never done this before.>after 10 minutes, he tells me that he's usually not able to cum, and that I can stop if I want to.>was never able to get hard, so we ended up just talking on his bed for a bit before I ended up leaving
>>152503748Cool story Sonicbro.
HELLO ITS A ME KEKRIOI MAKE A SONG FOR YOU OKAYOKIEDOKIE LETSA GOLA LA LA LA LA I AM A GIANT FAGGOTTTTTTBING BING WAHOOOO~LA LA LA LA LA I KNEEL BEFORE SONIIIIIICBING BING WAHOOOOOOO~BOWSER FUCKS-A PEACH IN WORLD EIGHTIF ONLY I WASNT-A SO GAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLA LA LA LA LA I'M THE RAPEDEST GAPEDEST FAGGOTTTTTBING BING WAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NOT EVEN THE BEST CHARACTER IN MY SERIESTHAT'S GENO WAHOOOOOOOO!!!!THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!MY BOYCLITTY GLORY HOLE IS AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC USE ALL NIGHT IN THE BACK ROOM, WAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>152503709>>152503776>Sonicjeet melty because Sonic loses to sandwiches
>>152503787>>152503776>>152503755Behave.
>>152503748GODGODmonGOD GOD BTW!!!
Go Jimmy Jimmy, that's the voice I hear inside https://youtu.be/lI8vyAnd3AE
Whoever the writer decides wins.
>>152503879Inaccurate. Whoever the out of touch executives want to win wins.
>>152503776>involving geno in your cuck fantasieskys jeetnic
>>152503813>...I can explain.
>Mario wins in success, games, power, movies, racing, iconic, and any other levels>Sonic (pity point) wins in being a flop
>>152503862liam vs the other brown pedo
>>152503969>OUT OF NOWHERE How mindbroken are you?
Sonic SAVED Kekrio btw
>Go on Reddit since this place is a shit hole at the moment>Go to my usual subs, r/powerscaling, r/deathbattle, r/whowouldwin (I need to see Mike Tyson vs 9-inch thick skull gorilla for the billionth time), r/whowouldcirclejerk,>Notice the massive amounts of Mario slander, sub-boulder level, dies to goombas>Mario redditors getting butthurt and start talking ABOUT CARS>See sonic slander, talking about Sonic JOBBING to SANDWICHES, and Sonic being SLOWER than EGGMAN/dbg/bros... IS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR WHAT!
GOOD MOOOOOORNING /dbg/! Just here to remind that Mario (yes, Mario from the acclaimed Mario franchise by Nintendo) won the last thread and all threads to come! Make sure not to cry when he RAPES and GAPES your favorite verse!
>kicked so hard it created a black holedammmn
>>152503986enough to make a factual statement
>>152504042Holy shit this diaper duo matchup is raging on there too?
>>152497209SUPERLIBERAL???
>>152504133>Batman>>liberalI... IMMMM IM GONNA RAPE AND GAPE THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUUUU
>>152504133He fought the fucking KKK what did you expect?
>>152504153He wanted Chinese Cunny
>>152504145Batman adopted a GAY son
>>152504133isn't wonder woman a terf? wonder how tranny amazons would play out>>152504176...to get tortured by joker
I kneel, I squeal, my feats aren't even realI cope, I mope, someone hand me a ropeI sleep, I weap,I am such a weaklingI'm fat, I'm bigger, I'm such a nigger,I’m about to pull the fucking trigger...I smell like absolute defeat, My fans smear shit on my feet...I am… a Mariojeet…
>>152504054Fanfic>>152504185Canon!
BRING US THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS
>>152503989CANON!>>152503913Super MEGA CANON from YT shorts!>>152503787Fanfic from a disgraced writer
>>152503986On a scale of one to ten, 11Why? because my hero keeps getting RAPED and GAPED by KINGnic!
>>152503776MARIOOOOOTOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Powerscale the average rankings of each species of furry in the ring for a boxing match. It’s strip match rules if that detail matters btw. Every knockdown makes an article of clothing get taken off.
>>152498067benfags WTF am I looking at
>>152503709This is genuinely all that happened these past threads, mariojeet can't stop getting RAPED and GAPED!
>>152504223>trying to get the general taken down into the pits of /trash/JANNIES! RAPE and GAPE this BITCH!
>>152504229Hulk AND Max WON
>>152504244For the past 2 weeks I've tried everything in my power to get banned off /co/. The only thing that got removed? a sopranos thread
>>152504274If you think this will be removed then what the fuck happened during BillCord?
What happened to Lee? He'd love /dbg/
>>152503953>BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
>>152504223These threads are such trite that this gets my attention to geek over.Size is the overriding answer so probably elephant or whale. Which is boring but definitive. Discussion gets a bit more interesting are compatible sizes.Stat Trinity all probably balances out. Quick builds can play to outbox, bulky ones play for rushdown. All very normal, aspecies with natural decorative take a hit to two prospects so not likely to see any peacock champs. Snouts make for a liability, the longer it is the more generous of a free reach advantage that species gives to their opponent. Neck length is similar when they’ve got a natural bend forwards as well. even if they’re otherwise superbly built for martial athletics boxing rules just do not treat them well.Okay got bored thinking about this. Wow be the vs general for being so shit that furry baiting is the only conversation prompt that gets my head working.
>>1525043079gag spacing
>>152503748Yup yup yup I did this last night!Had to drown out the taste of Sonic splooge with another man's dick, I can still taste it at the back of my throat
>>152504307Could you punch a tusk or long beak or whatever and end up hurting yourself?
>>152503748JJKfan....
Where the fuck is Mariojeet?
>>152504317How swami Savannah of you scholar to have graduated from heckling the ghost of spacing from Reddit to the spacing traits of 9gag, you deeeefinatly found me out or whatever. The actual case is that I'm phone posting at 1 in the morning while crashing out on a couch.
>>152504348ifunny spacing
He WON.
Lanipator, KaiserNeko, Takahata101, MasakoX, Little Kuriboh
...Are all pedophiles.
>>152504396DBZ Abridged? SHAPED an entire decade of Dragon Ball's perception
You're too slow, rat.
>>152504461Want to say that again, mutt?
>>152504466Seems like the real slow one here is you! BEGONE!!!!!
>>152503709No lies detectedReminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire verses.Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses.
this was my death battle *sob*
>>152503748Mariosis...
>>152503776FUNNYROOO!!!>>152503989My HERO is so MERCIFUL.
>>152504042>>Mario redditors getting butthurt and start talking ABOUT CARSLmao, nobody can post Mario destroying a car. Meanwhile GODnic.https://youtu.be/RXU0TnZP6AI?t=35
>>152504185CANON AND FUNNY!!!
>>152504234No lies detected.>>152504335Asleep. There's only one Mariojeet, after-all.
>>152504362TRVEST OF NVKES!!!
It's time for the batman to stop laughing.
GODnic kicks Eggman’s magic couch into space btw. Mariojeet lost.https://youtu.be/IBBqjUo5gsw?t=453
>>152504689>Cope fanfiction
>>152504699...but enough about sonicposting.
>>152504689This is canon
Bowserfart solos everything even og Bowser and your faves by blasting out of both ends
>>152504711Mariojeet...
Cell status?
>>152500265>In the Kart games Power Stars block all item effects including ones that can remove your itemsEvidence? Citation? Source? Proof?
>>152504773RAPED and GAPED by Metal Sonic.
>>152504775I... I... I don't have any...
Will they actually release this shit this year as promised? Fucking Aang vs Genshin has been confirmed since 2024 and it's still not out
Unbelievable... He's outverversal!!! I cannot defeat him!>gets on my knees
>>152504838Mario said this to Sonic.
Holy FVARK! I'm outerversal!!! Only omnipotent beings can match my strength!>stands proudly
What's stopping Cell from doing this?
>>152504818They specifically said if it's this year it would be near the end and there's a decent chance of it being early next year instead, since it's two big new franchises with a lot of content
>>152504848His battle IQ isn't high enough
>>152504870 Death Battle never did Nasushit?
>>152504879Not in the main series no, only time they ever covered it was an unresearched DBX of Rider Medusa vs Boa Hancock
>>152504848What's stopping metal from doing this
>>152504879They did a couple DBXs (Boa vs Medusa and Naruto Sakura vs Rin) and they put Luke vs Artoria in one of the polls, but this is the first time they're giving it a proper Death Battle.
I want metal to win because I hate Devil Artemis being a crybaby amateur
>Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz>M..master Mario! Sonic is making fun of you on twitter!>Zzzz... Let-a him have that... zzzzz... he lost everything else.... zzzz
>>152504928Okay now post Ichigo's multi-continental/moon/planetary/star/solar-system level feats without using statementswank
>>152504943You are a lifeless nigger
>>152504958Not seeing those feats
>>152504964You are a lifeless nigger
>featfeatfeatfeatfeatfeatfeatENOUGH!!! We've seen enough feats already!! Show me some feets now!
>>152504461>>152504466>>152504473Yup, yup, QVEENmona humiliated that Nepo baby Roy and his shiny shillmon, as expected of a true CHAMPION
>>152504902>last DevilArtemis episode>it's his character being sacrificed to Moro's Metal Sonic
>>152504958>>152504971You LOST Liam
>>152504975This girl is BVILT FOR BWC CONQUISTADOR COCK!!!!!!
>>152503709>*SNIFF* AAAAH KINGTOS!!
>>152504978She's a lesbian, you chud!
>>152504928Imagine losing to this.
Take a look at these Boundless Feats
>>152504977You are a lifeless schizophrenic nigger
>>152504987Is that Cirno?
Name the /dbg/ characters
>>152504975Nemona?Gone when Gen 10 releases
>>152504990>incel thread on /gif/
>>152504975This team would rape and gape my favorite champion's team...
>>152504975Havent played a pokemans game since 5. This looks like dogshit made for transgender goy children
>>152504989The one and only
>>152505000Red....Cynthia.....Lance....Diantha....
>>152504990Chad: SoulStacy: MakaDork: Deku
>>152504990CHAD: DenCHADKEK: Yuji KEKadoriWoman: Jennifer Lawrence, who Yujeet has a one sided crush on.The other woman: KEKsa, forced to watch DenSTUD with another woman for the third time this week.
>
>>152505004>Shitnovafag can't stop thinking about Transgender children Checks out
>>152505028>Goten! Can you take a break from breeding Rei to let me have a turn?
>>152505039Futa?? Kino
>>152504986What did he mean by this?
>Goten and Trunks getting "destroyed" by Asuka and Rei in anon's fantasiesh-hot
>>152505083>Kisses men>Turns trans to make men horny >Undefeated in Death BattleWhat didnt Naruto mean by this?
Chris Walker vs Jack Bakerwho wins?
Doug Walker vs James RolfeWho wins?
>>152504066Given the beams of light, I feel like there might be more to this than just kicking hard.
>>152505182>>152505207Chris Walker vs Doug Walker when?
>>152505182Jack easily. Chris is superhuman in the small time sense, Jack has such ungodly regenerative abilities that even when he was killed and his spirit was ready to move on his body survived to keep fighting.
>>152504066That's just something the tails of Geats ix can do. We see it earlier in his berserk state when just touching the tail causes one of those orbs to be crushed into a singularity
>>152505259James has Bugs Bunny scaling
>>152505147He's a closeted homosexual
>>152505207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25mVu3vUtEAlready happened
>>152505275Kissing men isnt gay.
>>152504993They said the same about Nessa and she still gets tons of fanart
>>152504990dorks like that marry a modest, responsible girl and they have a traditional nuclear family. they raise more dork kids who hopefully continue the cycle. assuming he doesn't lose his way chasing short term thrills, obsessing over loose aimless girls who waste their lives sleeping around with thugs and amount to nothing.
An anon yesterday brought up that Nero can become Draco in an FGO event. I checked the event named and I'm not sure that's actually what it's saying. The way Hakuno describes it makes it sound like this Draco isn't literally her servant, but an alternate manifestation of Nero from if she wasn't redeemed, which aligns with how Draco is described. It's what she would become if she wasn't summoned as Saber, but she still can't become it on her own if I'm reading it right.https://apps.atlasacademy.io/db/NA/script/9408252420
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A5CMDDXfhrc&pp=ygUeYXZnbiB2cyBub3N0YWxnaWEgY3JpdGljIHRoZW1l
>multiversal, you know...
>>152505322Critic wins if he has his Kickassia powers. He's also confirmed immortal.
>>152504846GODnic!
>>152505347I can't believe /dbg/ is full of incels...
>>152504895K, b, c
>>152504990Chad: SonicGirl: PeachDork: Mario.
Futa Rei and Asuka are for pegging Shinji ONLY. Don't know where the implication that they do it with anyone else came from.
>>152505414Don't worry anon, soon AI will improve to the point of being able to create Robowaifus.The age of foids is coming to an end
You had a good time with your significant other yesterday, didn’t you? You DO have a lover don’t you?
Reminder that Junko RAPES and GAPES Springtrap and his entire verse!
>>152505430>Even with infinite speed Bejita still loses to Thir
>>152503989Still playing with your toys and fanfics, Sonic? Keknic?
So we're getting an analysis today, right?
>>152504846Godrio...
>>152505407>Chad: Sonic>Girl: Peach>Dork: Mario.Cucknic fanfiction Meanwhile official: >>152503787And in games he doesn't let himself be kissed without being a corpse.
>The singular sonicjeet is away
>>152505308Nta. But considering how Death Battle has given characters access to forms they normally can't achieve on their own,chances are they'll give her Draco/Mother Harlot regardless even if it doesn't make sense.
Cell CLAPS.
>>152503709>>152504234We posted Mario destroying a car, tank, another car, and another tank, disingenuous sonicfaggot. You still haven't posted sonic defeating a large sandwich or throwing anything into space in his games like Mario can. Sonicjeet (self confirmed) the goalpost moving spammer lost.
It does make sense why only niggers and other drooling apes love Dragon Ball. It's so simple. There's no need to think about abilities or skills. It's just "Bigger number beats smaller number" so they don't have to put any brain power into debates.
>>152505526sonic really is the weakest in fiction, watch him try to cope at mario again without posting these "feats"
>>152505534Yes...Their feeble minds cannot comprehend series with complex, nuanced power sets and counter abilities with varied matchups and upset victories...TRULY they are fools...
>>152505550>lets deflect and seethe at one piece againRENTFREE.
A One Piece GAWD is talking. Sit down and LISTEN.
>>152505550Pre-Time Skip this may have been true for OP, now it is genuinely who has a higher Haki level + who will give Luffy his next pity win.
Holy fuck Sonic won so hard already
>>152505580Large sandwich Sonic status?
>>152505499>Mariojeet woke upDamn, it really is one guy KWAB
>>152505580TRVTH NVKE!!!!! Sonic>Car>SHITrio
>>152505594>Schizonic>2 minutes apart>then 1 minute apart for ShitnicThere's really one 1 sonicjeet here
Just another few weeks, CELLFAGS!
>>152505427Foids only make me weaker
>>152505599Sonic being weaker than a large sandwich status?Mario launching things into space while Sonic can't in his games?Mario has destroyed several cars and tanks.
>>152505612Holy fuck MUTTrio could never do that to a tank, he would cry and beg for a weak point lol
>>152505612>More non canon sonicPost game sonic doing this.
I think even an ant can no diff canon sonic.
Are they seriously doing Sonic Vs Cell soon? Death Battle is so shit it's insane.
>>152505467>Thir
I JOBBED...
>>152504506As a Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him. Because I know Sonic pumping Goku's tight little bootyhole full of his hot sticky cum until it's red and swollen will give Goku more MOUNTAINS to climb. As DragonBall fan I'm fingering my asshole just thinking about it X3.
>>152505661Sonic the hedgehog...
>>152505605FVAAARK!!! CELLFAGS SHOULD RUN!!!>>152505612And KEKrio can't do this even with a Mega Mushroom KWAB
>Goku>Superman>Mario>Luffy>Naruto>Ichigo>Uncle GrandpaYep, Sonic defeats all of them.
>>152504684>GODnic kicks Eggman’s magic couch into space btw. Mariojeet lost.>https://youtu.be/IBBqjUo5gsw?t=453This doesn't show space entry. you've been whining like a bitch until we were specific with your goalpost moving when we asked for feats. So post something as heavy as metal bowser being into space after a launch like Mario did. Visually, shitnic.
>>152505618>Sonic can't in his games?BOOM. Shut up, BITCH.https://youtu.be/pBqqaEWzUUg?t=181Meanwhile SHITrio can't destroy a car in ANY media.
>>152505683>The sonicfag can't even spell Concheslnic the loser
>>152505620No lies detected.>>152505631Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and his entire verse
>>152505661Mariojeet...
>>152505690>The robot itself only moves a few feet and Sonic only attacked that not whatever dirt that did the firework>He thinks fireworks mean spaceTard...
>>152505679TRVEST OF NVKES!!!!
>>152505679All of those listed characters can break glass meanwhile the the dyed rat you posted cannot.
>Goku>Superman>Mario>Luffy>Naruto>Ichigo>Uncle Grandpa>Yep, Sonic defeats all of them.You're delusional.
>>152505694>Jeetrio is going insane and is RTHGrim. Post Mario destroying a car, NOW!>>152504555
>>152505719That scene has been retconned for years.
>>152505719Can you do anything BUT parrot?
Mario = Diet PopeyeSonic = Diet GokuPopeye > Goku, thus Mario > Sonic It's not that hard, guys.
>>152505721>Schizonic samefag projectingJeetnic, we posted several cases of Mario destroying a car in his games. You still haven't posted space launch feats in Sonic games.Watch you still not post it and deflect
>>152505728When was the scene retconned? Unironically present evidence.
>>152505745>greentexting is parroting nowSo you're a newfag
>>152505724Let's check in on Mario... W-Wait... He can't break JR'S glass? He has to HBOC again????https://youtu.be/WSCpPwgQhL0?t=520
>>152505724So Sonic can't break glass without a headstart? And gets speedblitzed by it?
>>152505756Sonic Origins.https://youtu.be/5C8yJUjPJOA?t=5983
>>152505753>Mario can destroy a car... by using a powerup 27 times or HBOCKWAB.
>>152505594Sonicjeet you're literally the only one guy here posting through multiple devices.You stopped doing your "LMAO""LMFAO" repeating right after I called you out on it. And every time you post a screenshot, it's from a phone, sonicfaggot. Meanwhile several anti sonic posts were posted while you said the "Mariojeet" was asleep. So you contradicted yourself
>>152505802Parrotrio... we can all see you waking up. Plus this thread itself was made when I was asleep. Once you go back to bed we will see all Mario posts cease again.
>>152505816Parrotnic, anti sonic posts were made even with your "sleep" cope
>>152505612wow a kid goku feat...
>>152505824Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse though
>>152505773Moving the goalpost, I see.
>>152505829Sorry meant to reply to this >>152505797
>>152505829You're not supposed to point that out...
>>152505824People say Kid Goku is one of the strongest characters in fiction, so that's pretty high praise.
>>152505829the goalpost was always that glass level sonic scene, and you haven't countered it
>>152505797>Goalpostnic still not posting any feats asked of himThat's a giant muscle car vs your 3 foot cars that sonic only pushes with metal boards, Shitnic has to run from anything massiveMario can also destroy a car in one move in Mario maker. Can you post the feats we've been asking for weeks now? Are Sonic games really this weak?
>>152504223Birds eat shit.
>>152505719
My favorite franchises of all time:Dragon Ball NarutoSonicJujutsu KaisenWhat color is my skin?
>>152505869BROWN THE HEDGEHOG
Question for the Mariofag and Sonicfag. Do you two faggots ever talk about anything else other than a fat plumber and a retarded hedgehog?
>>152505785>Still loses the form>Still needs a shield to surviveIt's literally the same
>>152505866Not canon.
Mario is able to defeat Bowser in Galaxy, who was able to generate black holes whenever he wants. Mario solos
Pity win Cell
>>152505854>that sonic only pushes with metal boards,Lmao, you didn't actually watch the video I posted. You LOSE.
>>152505882He doesn't lose the form when the boulder hits him. He doesn't take any damage. The form goes away because it's considered a different stage.
>>152505905>that sonic only pushes with metal boards,>Lmao, you didn't actually watch the video I posted. You LOSE.The video where Sonic just pushes them away, not destroying them?
>>152505913>The form goes away because it's considered a different stage.Headcanon, we see him lose the form before the cutscene is over and gameplay resumes
>>152505866Canon.
>>152505869Even though you like KINGnic, liking FAGon Ball makes you BROWN. At least you don't like Mario, otherwise you would've been a NIGGER
I guess that's a no. Fuck you both and your retarded videotoy slop for toddlers.
>>152505920>He still hasn't actually clicked on the link.This is genuinely embarrassing.
>>152505923>Even though you like KINGnic, liking FAGon Ball makes you BROWN. At least you don't like Mario, otherwise you would've been a NIGGERSonic fags already self verified themselves as brown shit eating indians and doubled down on it, no, tripled down on it.
>/lbgt/nic won't stop talking about sex with men
>>152505936Meant for>>152505918, it's just all Jeetrio posts look the same.
>>152505936Does the form go away before or after gameplay resumes, yes or no? It's a simple question.
>>152505879Once I post my HERO destroying a car, I will rest. It's just that... I can't find a single feat of him doing that...
>>152505949Jeetnic I watched it, he doesn't destroy the cars.
Me?! Well, I'm canon.
>>152505887You aren't supposed to KEEP POINTING THIS OUT!!!!
>>152505936what's embarrassing is you still stalling for weeks and not posting any feat that was asked of sonic
>Cell vs Metal sonic is happening despite /dbg/ claiming that MU was retarded and would never happen Why is this place so ass at predicting MUs? Niggas here genuinely expected Danny Phantom Vs Ichigo for some reason, lmao
>>152505960No, you didn't because you keep mentioning the metal board that isn't on the video, you dumb jeet.
>>152505973I literally moved past that in the same post and still see sonic not destroying cars, blind jeet
>>152505961GODnic beating Mario...
>*no-diffs (You)r character*
BVLLnic won again!
>>152505978Parrotrio the BLIND...
>>152505961Godrio fodderizing Sonic...
>>152505981Earthworm Jim, I kneel...
>>152505895Metal will RAPE and GAPE Cell and his entire verse>>152505987No lies detected.
>>152505962Seems about right
>>152505967I recall most people here saying it was going to be Yusuke, Danny just got more engagement because it's funnier and less of an obvious apology match.
>>152504555>>Mario redditors getting butthurt and start talking ABOUT CARS>Lmao, nobody can post Mario destroying a car. Meanwhile GODnic.>https://youtu.be/RXU0TnZP6AI?t=35>Shitnic still doesn't actually destroy any cars here>>152505990Sonic still didn't destroy anything>BlindParrotnic.
I told my doctor about how mad Mario makes me and he gave me some benzodiazopene. I don't like it, but it does stop my panic attacks.
>>152506023And if we're talking how much you can "move" something, Mario launches Metal Bowser into SPACE. Post Sonic doing that in his games.
Maybe if I just ignore all the feats my opponents posted, I can say that I won and I didn't get RAPED and GAPED... my HERO? Mario, of course!
Would Gojo Vs Kabuto be kino
>>152505667TRVEST OF NVKES!!!!
>Maybe if I just ignore all the feats my opponents postedWhat Sonic has been doing for weeks to stall from posting space launch feats in his games that Mario can do...
>Sonic only pushes cars a few feet>Mario launches tons of metal into spaceMario wins again.
>>152506035They wouldn't waste Gojo against someone nobody knows
>>152506052They used Buffy
Do you guys think if I parrot everything my masters say, they will like me? My hero is Mario btw.
>mario cam throw opponents into space and outrun the event horizon of a black hole both in base>Mario's star invincibility is unironically better than hyper/super sonic because mario can't be hit out of like like Sonic has been MANY timesI legitimately don't understand how Sonic can win at all shitposting aside. Mario is just plain stronger, faster, and more skilled.
>>152506057>parrot everything my masters say>MarioSonic constantly parrots him and steve from v.
>>152506061Sonic rewrites reality and makes Mario only grave Sonic's tight blue asshole.
>>152506051Objectively speaking throwing Metal Bowser into space is far more impressive than running into a car and sending it flying dozens of feet into the air, don't know why this whole Mario never destroyed a car thing is happening, we usually don't pretend to be retarded while comparing feats. Then again these are sonicfags we are talking about...
>>152506056Blade is far less popular than Gojo
>>152506073I can't believe Sonic and Goku canonically lose to this.
>>152506035It would be funny because I legitimately don't know who wins but the idea of Gojo getting rolled by a dude in bug armor is hilarious
>>152506070TRVTH NVKE!
>>152506090Yeah if the quirky bug man beat the anime man I would upvote all over the place!
>>152506070>Sonic rewrites reality and makes Mario only grave Sonic's tight blue asshole.The opposite happens, Since Mario actually can exit fiction in his stories while Sonic can't when he trieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ0Mq8HezPo
Cellsissies have no answer for this btw
>>152506070>FAGNIC delusions unprompted againholy shit you lost hard this thread
>>152506072>don't know why this whole Mario never destroyed a car thing is happening,Because Mariojeet cannot post Mario doing that no matter how hard he tries, in ANY Mario media. Meanwhile people posted that feat twice already.
Someone on the Death Battle team must really hate DevilArtemis. His last episode is yet ANOTHER controversial one. And this time, it's a lose/lose situation. No matter who wins, the loser will belong to an insecure, highly autistic fanbase that will stamp their feet and cry over a loss. I almost feel bad for the guy.
>>152506108>One-off gag feat Mariosissies are pathetic. Just accept how much you lust for my hero because his mere existence made you a fag. Maybe you'll even get a respectful death this time.
>>152506100Holy shit a Mariobro
>>152506124I don't
>>152506118>>don't know why this whole Mario never destroyed a car thing is happening,>Because Mariojeet cannot post Mario doing that no matter how hard he tries, in ANY Mario media. Meanwhile people posted that feat twice already.We posted that several times in his games with actual car destruction. Sonic only pushes cars a few feet in comparison and runs away from trucks. Mario launching things into space is far more impressive and you (Sonicjeet) still stall and can't post it in his games You've absolutely lost.
>>152506124No one cares about Metal Sonic, the people that say they do are doing it to be contrarian.
>>152506142>We posted that several times in his games with actual car destruction.You posted HBOCs and weakspots, not a simple car destruction feat.
Mario cant kill destroy car so he loses. Sonic can destroy a car so he wining.
>>152506131>>One-off gag featYou mean this >>152506070Since Archie Sonic can't actually exit fiction in his stories. While Mario kun can >>152506108>Just accept how much you lust for my hero because his mere existence made you a fag. Maybe you'll even get a respectful death this time.More fagnic projection and delusions.
>>152506131No lies detected. Mariofaggot can't win a SINGLE thread.
>>152506149You really underestimate the Sonic fanbase, my friend.
>>152506056At the height of their popularity Buffy was unironically more popular than Blade ever was.
>>152506151TRVTH!!!!
>>152506108Reminder Rosalina said Mario defied time, space and even law through his own power of love, wanting to see Peach again.
>>152506157Post Mario doing this multiple times. All Mario knows is how to crave the delicious scent of Sonic's balls stink.
>>152506151>Mario cant kill destroy car so he loses. He has destroyed cars as we posted Sonicjeet. Now that your cope is crumbling even more you're scared. This is why you just made a Eslnic post>Sonic can destroy a car so he wining.Sonic has never destroyed a car, only launches them a few feet. Mario has launched metal into SPACE, sonicfaggot. Mario wins even in your disingenuous shit (that backfired on you).
>>152506090Those bugmen are no laughing matter.
>>152506183>Post Mario doing this multiple times. All Mario knows is how to crave the delicious scent of Sonic's balls stink.>Now he's constantly posting gay fanfiction as he's defeatedSonic lost forever...
>Mariojeets use gag mangas for feats>Sonic X isn't allowed, thoughI'm noticing...
>>152506163The Metal Sonic fans like Neo Metal Sonic from Heroes, base Metal Sonic is boring as shit and hasn't been in anything relevant. At most you will get headcanon responses when you ask why they like the base metal sonic.
>>152506202>>Mariojeets use gag mangas for featsSonicjeets literally posted Archie Sonic so you got countered by Mario kun. Sonic x is irrelevant.
mario wins another thread with ease.
>>152506214Archie Sonic is a main continuity. No one gives a shit about Mario manga.
>>152506188>Sonic has on screen feat of destroying cars>A-Actually he's pushing themPathetically sad cope. Mario will never destroy car. The winner is Sonic.
>>152506194They're just a bunch of colorful bugmen it can't be that serious
>>152506233>Archie Sonic is a main continuity. No one gives a shit about Mario manga.Stop the cope. Mario kun literally got into Mario games and is still ongoing. Archie Sonic got cancelled like a bitch.
>>152506245>Mario kun literally got into Mario games and is still ongoingCan you post the game where Mario jumps out of the game? This should be easy, fucking pussy
>>152506238>Sonic has on screen feat of destroying carslaunching cars a few feet, ftfy>>A-Actually he's pushing themhe is>Pathetically sad cope. Mario will never destroy car. The winner is Sonic.We posted that making Mario the winner. Sonic launches cars a few feet, Mario launches metal beasts into space.
>>152506163Can we blame SMBZ for that
>>152506256Why are you crying this hard now that your constant goalpost moving is being btfo? You were discussing relevance. Mario kun got a skin in Mario maker. Where's archie sonic's game reference, goalpostnic?
>f-fucking pussy, please stop btfoing me, I c-can't take it...
>>152506282Trvth nvke. Seethenic is really like this.
Still haven't seen Mario destroying a car
>>152506245>Mario kun literally got into Mario gamesWhat???
>>152506273>Mario kun got a skin in Mario maker>A FUCKING SKINThank you for your concession. Now post that SKIN in a NON CANON LEVEL CREATOR GAME JUMPING OUT OF THE GAME YOU FUCKING PUSSY.Cant?Oh rightThe winner was, is currently and always will be: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
>Sonic melty now that his cope is completely defeatedMario wins.
>>152506302KINGnic. Beats. Composite-fiction.
>>152506298Probably because he is too weak to destroy a car.
>>152506298>Still haven't seen Mario destroying a carAlready posted. Sonic hasn't and only launches them a few feet while Mario launches metal beasts into space. And you still can't post Sonic defeating a large/long sandwich.
>>152506314.... In my wildest fantasies
>>152506302>>Mario kun got a skin in Mario maker>>A FUCKING SKIN>Thank you for your concession. Now post that SKIN in a NON CANON LEVEL CREATOR GAME JUMPING OUT OF THE GAME YOU FUCKING PUSSY.>Cant?>Oh right>The winner was, is currently and always will be: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!Goalpostnic, your goalpost moving isn't even logical anymore (not that it ever was). Where's Archie Sonic's game relevance already? You just tired saying your canceled comic was important and it's not?
>>152505828>Sonic RAPED and FUCKED thisbros...
>Sega officially makes Mario faster than Sonic, kneeling to Nintendo again
>>152506339Sega canonically confirmed that Sonic is slower than Mario though?
>>152506334>Where's Archie Sonic's game relevance already?>PLEASE DON'T INCLUDE ARCHIE SONIC IN POWERSCALING. SONIC WOULD START INJECTING MARIO-KUN WITH ESTROGEN AND TURN HIM INTO A SISSY. Sonic wins.The winner is Sonic.Mario lost to Sonic.BOOM! DONE!
>>152506346SubmiSega....
>>152506240https://youtu.be/i3UKB30BuTM?si=smYLg2oXzftgDh9iIt actually is that serious
>>152506353>More Fagnic delusions since Mario kun is more important to Nintendo's eyes than Archie Sonic is to Sega's>Then more sonic meltyMario always wins. Sonic always loses.
>>152506346>>152506347SAMErio the BITCH hiding behind SHARTendo being bullies
>>152506346>Nintendo are such babies they don't want to admit Mario's only good at lusting for Sonic's tight blue asshole
>>152506367>Schizonic and Shitega whining
>>152506206He was in Generations
What's the consensus right now?
>>152506374>Gay fantasies out of NOWHERE
>>152506374Are you going to keep posting gay sonic mario fanfiction unprompted for the entire thread or...
>>152506384Mario won.
>>152506367Samenic schizo...This was me btw >>152506375 , I'm not everyone
>>152506367look at the post times, retard
>Bring me JJK Modulo!!!
>>152506181>StatementsFRAUDrio
>>152506409Literally who
>>152506183I... I... I can't...>>152506202You're not supposed to point this out...
hoooollyyyyy cannoooon
Mario and Luigi? Sonic and Tails overpower them of course. Sonic threatens to rewrite reality and wish they were never born Mario and Luigi don't start making out. The two sissy brothers comply because they know Sonic gapes their verse and Tails presses their faces together so they can't escape. Sonic takes their clothes off and begins to jerk them off, better than Peach or Daisy ever have done. The head of their cocks toughing while Sonic masterfully strokes them off. Mario and Luigi completely submit and Tails doesn't need to hold them together anymore. It's obvious they're secretly turned on by this and Sonic and Tails laugh at how gay they are. Tails taunts them and calls them fags and gropes their hairy assholes. Sonic's pacing increases but the attosecond he strokes faster they cum on his face at the same time. Sonic laughs again, standing back up and tells them he's not going to kill them today because this is worse than gaping their verse. KO!
>>152506425I know, right? Who the fuck is JJK Modulo? XD
>More Samenic melty
>>152506233No lies detected.
>>152506181Thanks for bringing this up, I forgot about it. GODRIO is outerversal in his games.
>>152506238TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>>152506361I did not realize this shit was that serious
This is when you all ignore the sonic shitter. When he spams gay fanfiction and samefags you know he's not being serious. He probably isn't even a sonic fan.
>>152506409WALLS WILL SHAKE!
THE DIAPER DUO
>>152506450Ace is actually in the top 10. Being able to do this shit and create black holes on a whim isn't meant to be fireworks. This is all for real.
I'm surprised no one posted that Omniman reference someone made with Mario vs Sonic on Twitter. lmao You can really tell SHITnic fans are the dominant force in these threads.
>>152506495>SHITTerNo one cares.
>>152506506>posts every SINGLE trend from shitter in these threadsWhere do you think the sandwich shit came from?
>>152506465>Anonymous 02/15/26(Sun)10:35:12 No.152506443▶>>>152506181>Thanks for bringing this up, I forgot about it. GODRIO is outerversal in his games.>WHAT IS HAPPENING MY POSTS ARE GETTING HACKED
>>152506511I don't give a FUCK about the Diaper Duo war between a blue rat and a fat italian man. Shut the FUCK up.
Yeah. Sonic won.
The CHAD Solid Snake has respect for Mario and Luigi, and HATES Sonic.
Will this finally make you understand that talking about the same MU over and over can get annoying?
>>152506531>The guy who needed canon inaccurate wank to win likes Mario and Luigi Fitting
>>152506245False>>152506256True.
>>152506282Mario...>>152506298I JUST CAN’T!!!! MARIO HAS NEVER DESTROYED A CAR! NEVER!!!!
>>152506536>G-GUYS MARIO GETS HIS ASSHOLE SPREAD OPEN BUT LETS JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT ITI want you to say Sonic won.
>Can you stop talking about Mario vs Sonic...>FOR FIVE MINUTES?
>>152506273Archie Sonic is in Sonic Mega Collection gallery. https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_Mega_Collection_Plus/Gallery
>>152506585Ok, let's discuss Noelle vs Sarada then.
I've noticed Cellfags have tapped out a long while ago. It seems they've accepted their hero will lose.
>>152506599Who the fuck is that, where's the deer?
>>152506601>>152505511I literally made THIS and got 0 (yous) Even thought it's the TRUTH
>>152506577I do not care about either character. Stop assuming I do. And talk about something else.
>>152506302>>152506314TRVEST OF NVKES!!!!
>>152506601KINGnic wins flawlessly.
>>152506353TRVTH!!!!>>152506367HOLY CANON!!!!!>>152506375Cope fanfic.
>>152506384KINGnic won again. Mario continues losing to a car.
>>152506610>Shitty-ass editI mean actual debate.
ENOUGH!I YELL for women's body autonomyI HOLLER for people of colorI SCREECH for immigrantsI SHRIEK for LGBTQ+ acceptanceI SCREAM for neurodivergent folkI ROAR for trans kidsI HOWL for the differently ableI BELLOW for a more inclusive world full of BETTER MEN.
>>152506454>CryingKINGnic RAPED and GAPED you.>>152506495>You can really tell SHITnic fans are the dominant force in these threadsAll Mariojeet can do is parrot, so no shit SonicGODS effortlessly gape him
>>152506528TRVTH!!!!>>152506577No lies detected.
Me with the floor showKickin' with your torsoBoys getting highAnd the girls even more soWave your hands if you're not with the manCan I kick it (yes, you can)I got (funk)You got (soul)We got everybodyI've got the giftGonna stick it in the goalIt's time to move your bodyBabylon back in businessCan I get a witness?Every girl, every man (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)Houston, do you hear me?Ground control, can you feel me?Need permission to landI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?'Cause you're keepin' me up all night
>>152506601Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and his entire verse
>>152506603>DeltaTROON
Can you really not go one thread without talking about Mario or Sonic?
Which would your hero choose?
>>152506701He would eat the squirrel to gain it's powers.
>>152506750Average Mariobro.
>>152506585Replace "Mario and Sonic" with "gay rape fantasies" and that's pretty much every thread
>>152506750The average DC fan btw.
>Nekron solos all verses."Heh, nothing personal, kid." - Nekron 2026
>>152506750100% sure that guy loves Bleach.
>>152506750>Sonic fans>normal lifeNow that IS fanfiction!
>>152506790CHADNOOOOOOOOON
>>152506777How come Aquaman doesn't get a cool black lantern outfit?
Stop talking about the diaper duo already ffs
>>152506750Dragon Ball fan for sure.
>>152506790FUARKKKKK
>>152506816If you keep calling them that they'll keep posting.
>>152506750So THAT'S what the average Marvel fan looks like.
>>152506790Cope fanfic>>152506367Original CHADnon.
FUARKING KING FURAKING FUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>mario fans fighting sonic fans to prove who which fandom has the most autistic child molesting manchildren
>>152506852Fuark... Marvel's ultimate creator is sub Doomsday level...
>>152506808He did get one, but I think other colorist put the wrong shade of orange on his costume. It was supposed to be muted.
>>>who whichDone.
>>152506853Canon.
>>152506864*colorists.
>>152506853>who which
>>152506852Why the fuck did Hulk go from jobbing to Godzilla to fighting TOAA?
Post your hero not jobbing to sissy hypno. I'll wait.
>>152506853>WHO WHICHAvatarBITCH is BROWN
>>152506124I respect Artemis purely for making you-know-what less terrible then it was gonna be.Kind of polishing a turd, but the effort is respectable.
>>152506886>>152506915>>152506867So you admit to being manchildren
>>152506124This match is fine as long neither of them turn into giant monsters. The problem isn't DA, rigging giant monsters and large scale scenarios isn't a one man or small team's job. It's very difficult.
>Mariofags and Sonicfags fighting over the most useless shit
>>152506942>his match is fine as long neither of them turn into giant monstersWell now they're absolutely using Metal Overlord nice jinx anon
>>152506750Kratossissy btw
>>152506910You're asking for the impossible.
>>152506955It will probably look better if the fight takes place in the sky and you can't see anything else.You know, hiding what you can't show like they do in videogames.
>>152506942Isn't Metal Overlord weaker than Neo Metal Sonic anyway?
>>152507023No. Super Neo wasn't even in the games, just in the IDW comic, where he jobbed hard to Sonic, Knuckles and Shadow.
>>152507099Super Neo is in Sonic Speed Simulator and he fights Super Sonic there.
>>152506853Did you see Chris Chan getting kicked out of an anime con dressed as the trans WHITE POWER Ranger? I think Sonic fans got this. https://youtube.com/watch?v=YPkHc3gOPNc&pp=ygUcQ2hyaXMgY2hhbiBraWNrZWQgb3V0IG9mIGNvbg%3D%3D
Sonic? WonShadow? WonSilver? WonTails? WonEggman? WonMetal Sonic? WonKnuckles? WonAmy? WonBOOM! My verse only wins.
>>152507161My lie detector is entirely silent!
>>152507161...the cuck competition!
>>152506916People always say this but this is just isn't true.DA did slightly fix Asura's characterization but he significantly fucked up the camera, impacts, shots, etc. from the storyboard. He is still very much the reason why it feels like a boring slap fest between two pieces of wet meat while the camera flails around. He is still the reason why Kratos looks like he's barely trying the entire fight. You can blame the scriptwriters for a lot of it but the animation sucking is still near entirely on him.
>>152503748Kys troon
>>152507161No lies detected. They all won the winning competition.
>>152507116We are talking about shit that is canon. The last canon game was Shadow Generations.
>>152506852Kwab I knew Marvel cosmology was weak
>>152507243Nice headcanon.
>>152507269Shut the fuck up.
>>152507255I cant wait to see a random civilian kill the one above all
>>152505987>BVLLnicThe constant official cuck?
>>152507243Sorry chud but it's canon and CANON Battle will use it.
>>152506790Canon Mario. Large Sandwich level sonic could never.
>>152506904toaa is weaki don't know why he is wanked
Don't you dare start.
>>152506367CANON original>>152507343Cope fanfiction
>>152507234>parrotnic
>>152507276>Seething at people called outSilly Mariojeet.
>>152507340didn't they already use it since in IDW he could only go Super with the Master Emerald unlike in Speed Simulator?
>Attack Potency: At least Low Multiverse level
WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?
>>152503748Kamen Rider and Ultraman's biggest fan BTW!!!
>>152507379>>152507376>>152507343>>152507328>>152507384Stop talking about Mario and Sonic. Move on.
>>152507388FUARK!!! Why aren't more Mega-Man BEASTS in Death Battle???
>>152507390Don't start a fight you won't win.
>>152506790>>152507343Canon constant refutes>>152506367Single fanfictionMan, sonic is really unpopular vs Mario, just like when he lost the console wars.
Jannies really need to start range banning the Mariofag and the Sonicfag.
>>152506658Canon Kingtos>>152506662Shitnic Fanfic
>>152507403>>152507416Do you ever shut the fuck up about Mario Vs Sonic? Do you ever try to talk about something else?
>>152507414I'm 75% sure they are actually the same poster changing IPs or with a pass.
>>152506790>>152507343KINGRIO.
>>152507386Yeah, they already used it.
SHUTTHEFUCKUP
>>152507425>I'm 75% sure they are actually the same posterthis
>>152507418Let the Mariojeet keep having his melty. Sonic still won as he couldn't post his hero destroying a car.
>>152507457>Sonic still won You both lose, you have melties every hour, even AFTER you both posted car shit, stop repeating yourselves already
I swear to god it's one retard samefagging. It has to be. No one should be this fucking autistic that it makes /dbs/ blush in embarrassment.
>>152507457You need to shut the fuck up too.
>>152507457Talk about something other than Mario or Sonic you piece of dogshit. You're the problem too.
Let's play a friendly game. Post your HERO with their love interests. Official art only. No fanfiction, no coping.
>>152507493...Death Battle?
>>152507493>official art for ants
>>152507465Yep. It's all me to make this general unusable, and it's working.
The death battle just leaked. Metal Sonic gaped and raped Cell and he began to enjoy it!
>>152507511Kratosbro btw.
>>152507514TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>>152507493
the only thing that this constant Mario Sonic shitflinging has taught me is that Fleetway Sonic beats the Touhou bitch with feats alone
I just RAPED and GAPED Sonic btw
>>152507514You're lying. I read the aftermath. They said "Cell has feats, while Metal Sonic is a certified jobber" "The winner is...cell"
If your hero doesn't have a harem of literally every female in their verse then they are fodder.
>>152507548Yuuuup. GachaGODS have already won.
>>152507534Goku, Superman, Mario, Luffy, Naruto, Ichigo, Uncle Grandpa...
>>152507534Nobody....
>>152504928>>152504986De
>>152507545HOLY HILL LEVEL
>>152507532I mean, yeah? A punch that makes a 20 foot wide crater in dirt is apparently considered "a crazy amount of strength" for Touhou
>>152507561
>>152507534Uncle Chuck...
>>152505407>Sonic is dorkier and more a chud than Mario
>>152507534Literally no character in fiction because Sonic just made every male in fiction his sissy who can't resist his tight blue asshole...
>>152504928Ichigo rapes and gapes Naruto and his entire verse.
I do not. care. about. sonic. or. mario.SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
>>152507577we dirtscaling now?
>>152506852the brick texure in their names is a subtle reference to the fact that they are WALL LEVEL BEASTS
>>152504990She pressed charge on the "chad" after this video btw.
>>152507594so sonic still gets raped and gaped by all of fiction in your gay fantasy
>>152507594Powerbottomnic...
>>152505422Shinjinisnanchad, he dominates Asuka and Rei
>>152507614>>152507613>>152507594SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR DIAPER DUO AND MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSEANYTHING FUCKING ELSE.
>>152507564Sasuke would solo Bleach btw.
>>152507625I'm happy to move on....when you admit Sonic won
>>152505612>pic relatedSonic the Fraud hog
>>152505612>Non canon Sonic material>>152507635>Canon Sonic material
>>152507613No, Sonic is such a fucking chad no fictional character can resist him. I can't think of a more humiliating defeat than turning gay by someone EXISTING!
>>152505679Pic related beats him canonically
>>152507634>>152507647I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHO WOULD WIN. YOU'RE THE LOSER HERE FOR NOT SHUTTING THE FUCK UP FOR ONE WHOLE DAY AND LETTING OTHER SERIES BE DISCUSSED.
>>152507591>more a chudBROWNrio...
>>152507622Hands off of them!
>>152507647You literally said >his tight blue assholeYour fagnic fantasy is a gay sonic presenting himself for all of fiction to gape him
>>152507625>>152507653>Samenic falseflagLol
>>152507634GODnic always wins. MUTTriojeet always loses.
>>152506070Mario can force Sonic to work for him via buyout of sega from Nintendo
>>152507670I don't care about either character. Every fucking god damn thread just move on
>>152507672>samenic jeet (sonicjeet self confirmed this btw)
Just kill /dbg/. I don't care. Just kill it so we don't have to deal with this diaper duo shitposting.
>>152506302Still weak
>>152507650Actually Sonic can beat a guy about as strong as him with just one Emerald. Super Sonic gapes Flash.
>>152507663>He's already fantasizing about fucking SonicSonic is outerversal because he made you gay and you just lost to him. KO!
>>152507701>Projectingnic about gay fantasizing
>>152507700No lies detected.
>>152506367Non canon and unconfirmed
>gets told to fuck off>they STILL keep going at itIt's like stupid in stereo.
>>152507708My hero isn't a fag like you. It's not my fault you can't resist him.
>>152507700>featless crossover where Super Sonic got saved by Flash
>>152507723>>152507708>>152507701>>152507700>>152507699FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFF
>>152507728You literally said "Sonic's tight little asshole" unprompted. SonicFaggot.
>>152506601Sonic will never beat Mario where it counts
>>152507740And you're the one drooling over it.
I can't believe that fucking blue rat of all characters is the one that's about to succeed in killing the threads.
>>152507761>>152507761>>152507761
oh my fucking god I'm actually starting to miss kratosura posting. they just can't shut up for one day.
>>152507700Flash holds back and beats characters like RF, it was a cake walk for Flash against Sonic too, he took it easy on the little guy, RF was caught off guard too
>>152507647Sonic cant even beat his rivals Knuckles and Shadow
>>152507694My masterplan is WORKING
>>152507700Batman beat a guy just as strong as Sonic without a chaos emerald (metal sonic had the chaos emerald). Your verse is motorcycle level.
>>152507581
Okay they're trapped in the containment thread someone make a new one
>>152507757KIIIIIINGNIC!!!!
>>152507877Make a /bant/ thread. Post IDs will shut them up really fast.
>>152507918Post it now or later
>>152507757KINGNIC is so FUCKING strong that he kills the threads?? My HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Mario wins another thread. 10-0.
>>152507757>of all characters is the one that's about to succeed in killing the threadsShitnic can only get this obnoxious when there's Mario posting or Goku posting also. Sonic is vermin.
>>152508593>trannies only get obnoxious when a straight ARYAN is postingWell yes we knew this
>S-Sonic w-w-w-won-NOPE! MARIO wins the thread. AGAIN!