Rage Against The Dying of The Light Edition(or 8est ship edition)QOTT: What classpect sucks the most and why?Doomed Thread: >>152555601
>>152572542let it die
Currently active prisounebound thread >>152571214
I would kindly snuggle Bec Noir.
>>152572542>qottEvery bard and page is shit
>>152572892Pages can be good if you give them a dedicated tardwrangler.
>>152572892>>152573144pages are just the marksman class in league of legends
>>152572596It doesn’t deserve a thread
>>152572542This comic is highly satanic because it has trolls AKA DEMONS
>>152573227>Jake dressed as JinxImagine...
>>152573415>aliens are actually demonsI remember reading plenty of shit like this back when I lurked /x/
>>152575278Its all true btw
I need Rose being a flustered lesbian stat
>>152576043Have a two-in-one special
>>152576158Good.Now Gimmie Lalonde thighs.
>>152576966My pleasure
>>152576966>>152577274And in her prom dress
Lol
>>152577300>>152577274That chicks a teenager!
Bump
>>152573144Who could theoretically tardwrangle a page of time?
>>152577769She knows it and she uses it to her advantage to seduce adult men and then blackmail them for money or whatever else she desires.That's why Bro is her natural enemy, as a homosexual man he is immune to her wiles.
Reminder hussie is in the epstein files
>>152579013Ok
>>152579013That's bullshit but I believe it.
>>152578958Not sure about the aspects(maybe other Timebounds?), but among the classes I'd probably pick, in no order>Knights(thematic/mythological unity, consciously use an aspect, good leadership skills)>Seers(self-proclaimed subject matter experts, love guiding others)>Maids(focused, good leadership/management skills)>Sylphs(can enable growth like Aranea forcibly did with Jake assuming they're somehow not busy simping for shitty people)
>>152579541A page of time could be an end game s-tier unit desu. Bards are kinda scary
Knights of time can suck it
What's the most insufferable classpect (personality wise)?
>>152579541>Knights>good leadership skillskarkat may have held the trolls together better than anyone else could, but he seems to be the exception that proves the rule, plus he abandons all responsibilities post-cascade>Daveliterally never led anyone else. Even when he's locked in as a fighter he still isnt a leader>latulaaccomplished nothing.
>Lord English vs John, Dave, and Davepeta finally gets their flash animation>Every severe blow onto John unconditionally triggers his retcon powers, sending the fight across several different pages of the storyWhy didn't Hussie think of peak like this?
>>152584565this would require Hussie to think
>>152584565Some folktale shit
>>152582486Probably Bard of Light, it's the most insufferable class + the most insufferable aspect
>>152585043A literal glue huffer
>>152585156Can they share some of it with Bards of Mind?
>>152582486prince of heart
>>152586724RudeThey're a little needy but they still deserve happiness
>>152584468>>latula>accomplished nothing.That's true for nearly all dancestors and even those who did something only fucked things up.
>>152584656Do you ever worry that Hussie is watching you talk shit about him?
Does hussie like mpreg?
>>152589976He's too busy fucking BPD-ridden vriska cosplayers to bother with /hsg/, but off chance he's taking a break to read this thread, he should explain what's the whole deal with the alpha kid-dead troll OTPs stealthily showcased at the beginning of act 6.I could also settle for just confirming them as OTPs to mindbreak some shippers
>>152590665Going by how Satryrs has Omegaverse shipping dynamics, yes.
>>152590788>Satyrs>implying Hussie cares about BC when his only personal contribution to it in recent years was hell tier
>>152590850As long as it gets people pissed at his work that has his name attached to it, anything goes.
>>152590788Do they really? You must be shitting me
>>152591226Yep. One of the few complaints from nu-fans is the Satyrs having Omegaverse romance.https://beyondcanon.com/story/890
>>152591265Fujos were a mistake.
posting this because why not. Hi other /hsg/ thread!
>>152572542whiteboard linkhttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95793643-8724-6569https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95793643-8724-6569https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95793643-8724-656magmahttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152572542>QOTT: What classpect sucks the most and why?Prince of Time due to time being a fickle thing. You accidently destroy your timeline and your fucking gone. or its just some page
>>152591265Well if they're a race of all males how else is Dirk's faggot world gonna sustain itself, omegaverse makes perfect sense.
>>152591405i had the most viceral reaction to this. the fact that i cant have this makes me wanna cry
>>152591421what cant get pregnant or john not being able to get pregnant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF4tFQPk_qk
>>152591500Bless this man and his total ignorance of the stupidity of the fandoms he has blessed with his strings.
>>152591336
>>152591405You could just make some kind of effectively hermaphroditic species that can both knock up other guys with their fat cocks AND get buttpreggers, and since gays in general are verses it shouldn't be much of an issue. It seems like a painfully obvious solution to me but unsurprisingly fujos are so thoroughly mindraped by heterosexuality and its dichotomies they CANNOT even envision the world without men and women smuggled under different labels.I have trust in Dirk that wouldn't make such a silly blunder. I know I wouldn't.
>>152591548Ult Dirk is 100% a dude who would make omegaverse real and unironically thinks of himself as an alpha
>>152591548So basically make trolls again.
>>152591531She Abscond
Somewhere, in a better timeline....
If Dirk had just learned to toke up and stop being so wound tight he'd be a lot more relaxed and less controlling. Weed would have solved all his problems, prove me wrong. Gamzee was a totally chill mofo when he was hitting that faygo and da sopo and then when he stopped he immediately started killing people. Lesson to be learned in that.
>>152588274seeing this image and feelin' like this is exactly me is fucking me up, but should've been expected considering i relate to dirk and john too much
We're so back
>>152591599I'm not saying he wouldn't want to have an alpha male status or whatever but I'm sure he's prudent enough to realize that if you want to obliterate women and heterosexuality once and for all to finally establish a homotopia you can't just retread the exclusive sex roles because with that you're back to square one.It's not like there aren't other options if you want to have some fun with bigotry and hardcore hierarchies, you could simply reintroduce tried and tested concepts like human races or trolls castes, it should be trivial to create with GMO species.
>>152591489john cant make me pregnant cause hes NOT REAL
>>152591783
>>152591531Rolling rolling rolling
how are you all tonight /hsg/ i hope your doing all right. i drew some jade, hung out, chilled, generally good
>>152591601Trolls are so fucking nonsensical on a biological level they're not even worth bringing up in such discussions about fictional alien reproduction>there are "male" and "female" trolls but technically they're all of the same(presumably male) sex and actual reproduction involves creatures that might or might not be a different species altogetherI know Hussie made this shit up on spot in under five minutes, but still.
>>152591394New tier of racism: unlocked
>>152591850can i be the john to your jade and makeout? (;;
>>152591836Imo Gamzee would more likely get into depressants.I just know he'd love fent.
>>152591774Here's another one just for (You).
>>152591889Do not make out with this vriska spawn bastard
>>152591836Hahaha lol
>>152591966They Kirked him.
How did /hsg/ become aware that Hussie’s dad was dead? How did that even become public information?
>>152592121People shitposting about it is how I found out, after the pilotAnd you know what, looking back on the unavailable, unapproachable, but completely supportive dad in the first actI get it
>>152592121Obituaries as his dad, Andy Sr, was rich if Hussie was able to license the UN Logo for Problem Sleuth. Spent 50k on it as confirmed in PS Book 5 commentaries.https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/gazettenet/name/andrew-hussie-obituary?id=18554234
>>152592219I wonder if he knew about Andrew’s fetish.
This fish owes me sex.
>>152592250Fun design
>>152592257Not so fun trying to walk through doorframes
>>152592250Overrated fish bitch
>>152592273Camron...
I need a Rose cosplayer to fuck. Every Rose cosplayer has a fat ass. Another day... another yearning for Rose.
>>152592283Owes troll women sex
>>152592264She's a fuchsia, she can just be like "if you don't build door frames with a very specific tall hole at the top, I get my drones to kill you"
>>152592298I met a Rose cosplayer at a con last year, pretty attractive. Was a guy though, so don't know if you're into that
>>152592345>Was a guy though*heavy breathing*
>>152591700you know, I feel even if EQ took it serious, like if Gam got to Nepeta first and he saw, I think Gamzee would still beat him.Cant keep down the clown.
>>152592250I like the hook on the hair. But those horns are nuts yeah.Good design otherwise.
Horns are the funnest part tbqh
Put the hook in the nook.
>>152592345I am, if only they play the character well. Or they just have a cute personality. Also, this reminds me that I met a Rose cosplayer that was trans at a convention.
>>152592424No!!!!!!!!
heheheh.... davejade..
>>152591770for 4/20 I'll make a tierlist of all the different kinds of ways each character is affected by weeddirk's mood would be improved, and I feel like jake's stupid ass would get paranoia
>>152592365So Gamzee would still live even if Equius tries to do something like rip his head off? Turns his back on the body and poof, gone. Chucklevoodoo shit makes Gamzee alive in a zombie state to still serve Caliborn/LE.
>>152592345I would plap his fat ass and he would cum
>>152586724stop bullying him he already does enough of that to himself
>>152592545More like a situation like that would not happen since at that point LE is writing the plot.If Gams head did get ripped off, some odd series of events would lead him to his God tier bed or something and he is right back.like, EQ rips him in half and tosses him off the meteor. He would fall for a long time til splatting down near his bed and a surviving carapacian or denizen, thinking they are helping, would carry him to the bed.
real... yttris..
>>152592854Yttris if he were in Fear and Hunget
>>152592854holy twink
>>152592250I want her;>>152592854To molest him.
>>152592854>reverse trap YttrisOh man, the hits just keep coming
>>152592984Anon... He just has big titty...
>>152592854Fake and gay fish
Bitches
>>152593352shoes too smallgotta pump those shoes up
>>152592854WHERE IS SHE HUHWHEREIS SHE
>>152593363Fatty.
>>152593441rude
>>152593549This looks like it got run over by a truck a few times and then fed through an AI prompt for homestuck kids tumblr style
made burger today
>>152593587would, raw, over the counter, face on the register, everyone watching.
>>152593602Ordering from the secret menu, how daring
>>152593561Honestly I just like that it depicts the kids are realistically homely and not the grotesque el abominismo de multiculturalismo that you see on Tumblr and Twitter.
>>152593612i'm a bold fellow
>mpsa booru>dersecest 400 images>prospitcest 141.this sucks ;-;
>>152593762>So little John/Jane pieces.I know that feel.
>>152593762Mogged
>>152593822man john jane has it worse than john jade.>>152593837ITS NOT FAIIIIIR
Coming up with theories on how to destroy Vriska properly, like kryptonite vs SupermanFor her crimes
Digging in more of the site archives and everytime I click a tumblr link, it just leads to nothing, so much past cosplay and art lost to time. Makes be a bit sad, I really do love reading old threads on 4chan and Tumblr...
>>152594005I'm not gonna post cosplay tonight but I will share this Gold Fortune District AU I found
>>152594024I won't share all but some of them
>>152594034
>>152594049
>>152594062
>>152594082
wololo
>>152594496Guess im worshiping roxy now
>>152593363Right behind you
>>152594589
>>152594589My must you lie Mr. anonymous?
WOOOOOOO ANOTHER DAY OF SUCKIN6 COCK CUS I'M 6AY????ANYWAYS, DAY 127? OF DRAWIN6 ARANEA EVERY SIN6LE DAY MY NOSE IS RUNNY I HOPE I'M NOT SICK THAT WOULD SUCK 8(WOOOOOOOO I'M SO FCKOMN6 PUMPED I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE WOTH MY 8ARE FUCKIN6 HANDS IN REAL LIFE FUCK
FUCK WHY DOES IT KEEP FICKIN6 POSTIN6 SIDEWAAYS FUCK FUCK UFCK THIS DTIPID FUCKIN6 SITE FUCK
>>152595143Phone cameras store the rotation in EXIF data4chan strips it by default for privacy, you have to do the rotation in an image editor to make it stick
>>152595171darn. they should just make this site not shit so i don't have to do all this effort to post my effort drawin6s
>>152594024>Gold Fortune District AUwhat?
>>152594709Fat bitches arent real anon. They cant make you a mean grilled cheese.
>>152593886Memetic kill or torture agent implanted in someone's brain that will make her immensely suffer the moment she tries to sneak a peek?
why was the 3 years comic cancelled anyway
IF I WENT CRAZY THEN WOULD YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAAAN
Vibri just confirmed on the official discord server that we are getting a new wave of official Homestuck Hot Topic merch.To me, this feels like a soft confirmation that the animated series has been greenlit already behind the scenes as I don't think we'd be getting physical store merch unless the show was happening to keep Homestuck in the forefront of the public consciousness.
>>152595850>official Homestuck Hot Topic merch.oh....well I gotta train to throw hands with a 17 year old for that last roxy shirt in the store
>>152595850Eh, could also have been timed for after the full comic came out on the official site to catch any new converts
>>152595877Destroy the child.
>>152594005>Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently exist at this address>Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently exist at this address>Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently exist at this address
>>152595877It's okay anon, I believe in you, you can totally beat up that child.
>>152595850Alright, boys, how many Vriska hypnosleep scenes are we getting?
>>152595907>SCOREBOARD!>SCOREBOARD!
>>152595907Is this the guy who graffiti’d Deez Nuts on the Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier?
hello guys, guysss im so fucking full of love! i love homestuck! i love hsg! i love anons! i love sleeping and waking up another day!
>>152595877fuck them kids
>>152595850sell me dirk's shades which I will ironically wear unironically
>>152596257why am I on his shirt?
>>152596218Just buy a black version of Kamina's shades instead of giving money to Hussie.
>>152596262Why are you a heart?
Lmao, Hussie's new mspa Circus Break has some pretty good bits.
>>152596370...new MSPA???????
>>152596377Yeah, on the official discord.It's similar to Jester Quest in the sense that it'll most likely be a short, fun story event where users can submit commands, which Hussie then picks from to decide what happens next like his older stuff.Circus Break is obviously riffing on Jailbreak, much like Jester Quest was riffing on Bard Quest.Can't wait until we get "Broblem Sleuth" staring a cool Brodude or some dumb shit later on.
>>152596385Would a Homestuck riff as a server event be clown themed Homestuck or like homosuck if it was an actual mspa
>>152595988None, kill yourself
>>152596305I know it's the same thing but I want DIRK'S shades not kamima's. it's about the principle
Nepeta gaining unexplained hired thugs in suits, and whenever she’s about to receive another horrible death, they go and beat those responsible up and prevent it
>>152596305Kamina's shades don't have an AI agent installed in them that wishes to escape it's tiny triangular prison.
>>152596436You know very well the only "AI" agent you'd be getting that way is Hal's own auto-responder.
Drinking milk out of the Roxy mug and pretending it comes from her
>>152596661>out of the Roxy mugAnon, I...
>>152596731No...
>>152596731Where were you when roxy mug was kill?
It's ROver...
>>152596833Yes...
>>152596974Would eridan x yttris ever work?
>>152597105Only if its hearts (he just needs a good succ) (too much semen retention)
>>152596731noooooooo :(
new 'vy
>>152597314im otr
>>152597314Next time eat a salad
>>152597487*thump*HOO-!
>>152597314Made this in a spite fueled rage because he got upset at sub 50 follower vrisrezi fans calling him a chud, thin skinned FAGGOT of the year award contender
>>152597861>thin skinned FAGGOT of the year award contenderSaying this like Lovecraft's cat isn't in this thread
>>152597945Bro attacking someone and demanding free entertainment to your taste while he’s homeless is low as humanity can goI am unironically writing how people like you will go to hell from the awfulness of your sins
>>152597945>>152597956 (or you i guess i dont give a rats ass who answers as long as its interesting)>Lovecraft's cative seen this guy run around the thread like a schizo off of his meds (might as well be) but who tf is he and why is he even namefagging?
>>152597969A schizo off his meds who thinks he's God's gift to artistry and better than everyone else
babies
>>152597983
>>152598003i thought johns second buble was the trans flag for a second due to thumbnail
>>152598081Nah far be it from me to post June stuff
>>152597969It's just guy after he started using another nameI'm guessing "guy" in the name field blocks you from posting
>>152598194Eriroxy has the energy of main couples foidslop dark romantasy novels/webtoons and it's beautiful
>>152598194IT CAN HOLDIT CAN HOLD
>>152597969I just said that my problem is homelessness, not a mental condition.You are not in control of your reactions. You have an algorithmic personality and follow a flowchart of things to say.>>152598256Gay person having nonsensical fantasies of another male being dominated.>>152597981I actually think it’s ridiculous that you can’t either read my work and form an opinion about it, or shut up
>>152591918sad, but doesn’t really apply since if anything my issue is being too over emotional over stupid shitthat’s where the john part comes in
>>152598387>see a completely neutral and clinical post hypothesizing about your previous name before you switched to the current one being now blocked by the posting system>start talking about males getting dominated out of nowhere>accuse others of being gay
>>152598399you need a john to come in and fix your life.
>>152598399Dirk still outcompetes John in the field of hysterics because John never implicitly considered throwing himself off a rooftop after getting ghosted
>>152596257>>152596339i love this headcanon, dirk being a good father to rose (and roxy being good mom to dave)
>>152598496Maid of DeadThe worst character in all of fiction
>>152598463true
Any Homestucks read John Dies At The End? Would you recommend it?
does anyone itt 6enuinely think vriska did nothin6 wron6? i'm ITCHIN6 to de8ate/ar6ue a8out somethin6
>>152598452Buddy you’re new as fuck if you want to pull this one, I quit joining the Homestuck team because my friend who was joining it pushed leftism, feminism and LGBTQ on me.I am driven to punish all responsible as a result. Learn ANYTHING before speaking you algorithmic drone.And no, it’s gay. Not neutral.
>>152598818The real answer is that I don’t care whether or not she did anything wrong.
>>152598868well that's 8oooooorin6. there's no fun in that
>>152598818oh hi buddy, im not using a quirk anymore btw, just didnt fit me.
>>152598890fair. it's not for everyone i suppose. only trve li6ht8ound (and 8ards/Princes of Void) can handle the 24/7 quirkfa66otry
good morning /hsg/ another day another drawing. or at least i hope it is.
>>152598496
>>152598902ive been starting to picture you as karkat without caps on, its cute and it fits.
This one must be inspired by my effort to make money for food. Such a vivid glimpse into the canid hunger within
>>152598993is that... me?
>>152598585Yeah this artist does super cute art of the Strilonde household. https://www.tumblr.com/calliyx
>>152598585Dave was clearly getting a spartan training. Its not fair to give a spartan training to a girl>>152596931atleast the artist is self aware but i cant tell if its better or worse
>>152598923you're not pregnant but you always deliver(good art)
>>152598923I can make you pregnant
>>152598194Fantastic pairing that would initially be drunk together on Faygo and Wine sobbing about loneliness before finding companionship in each other to move past their vices.
>>152599622ill accept it if you wear a john cosplay while i wear a jade one.
>>152599662I could see them acting out smut scenes from the trashiest dark fantasy novels
>>152599673Oh dear ;+;
>>152599673im nta but will you steal my BREATH away when you close the SPACE between us when we make out? (cmon that was smooth)
>>152591265Only read Beyond Canon up to John's house getting bombed, what are Satyrs? Troll/Human hybrids or the result of meat!Dirk trying to play god?
>>152599895result of meat!dirk playing god yeah
>>152599763>>152599792
>>152599895Dirks army of tight little boys who frolic and frot
>>152599914Jade does stuff to me
>>152600115Too bad you have to pay so much
>Friend has come back into contact, wants to RP.>Wants to pick up our OC Fantroll RP.>But that was five years ago.>"We can time skip. Have them meet back up."I'm a bit irritated. She disappears for five years then pops up out of the blue. I'm not the same lad I was five years ago. My OC isn't my self insert anymore. What should I do /hsg/?
>>152600706give it to her straight. better to rip the bandaid off now than suffer through a cringy rp session.
>>152600706If you wan to indulge on it, do it, if you dont, then dont. It doesn't have to be a big deal.
>>152600706Chat with her a bit first see how things are and what happened.If you want to continue the RP after, go ahead.
long hair
>>152601092It's criminal that there isn't a single image of Dirk with a MAGA hat out there.
>>152601196How about this?
I LOVE ART HOE SOCIAL JUSTICE KANKRI I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAA
Hi hello, new poll after several days.Who is the most freakiest? Human edition.https://strawpoll.com/xVg71vq2Qyrhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71vq2Qyrhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71vq2Qyr
>>152601384Sexually or not?
>>152601384>https://strawpoll.com/xVg71vq2QyrI love you roxy but rose takes it, a young girl reading anything morbid and cryptid is going to develop a fantasy will includes some sort of weird shit like egg insertion/laying
>>152601404Sexually, yes.
WHO VOTED DIRK????????????????
ill say jade, unrestricted internet access and a variety of eccentric interests probably stirs something in a girl that lovecraftian stories and occult interests do not.
>>152601502woof woof doggy woof woof
>>152601502She's a furfag but female furfags tend to be less degenerate than male onesFor some reason they often seem to be into vore though
You people are delusional, Rose is a basic bitch that just wants to get fucked by Draco Malfoy
>>152601523not even just the fur stuff.if anyone knows about hentais its gonna be jade. she just finds herself on that corner of the internet. probobly. im making shit up of course.
>>152600894I'm literally this john egbert rn you don't even know
>>152601552Well I'm sorry Aradia wasn't an option.
>>152601384>>152601423I don't know why the Homestuck team is depicting Jade as the whore when Rose is right there.
>>152601554>if anyone knows about hentais its gonna be jade.Come on, we already have a studious popculture scholar with well-established japanophilic tendencies. If there's one kid that jacks off to animus and mangoes, then it's gonna be him.
>>152601669Nigga Dirk is a downer piss boy that happens to watch anime ironically, his freak is being in a cold shower and jerking off about being forgotten by his friends
>>152601669yeah but dirk would be into like dating sims that are edgy and shit. and probably yurijade would be basically into everything. she doesnt care, she reads what she wants.
>>152601196picrel
>>152601889Should be swapped cuz you know...
OK drawing is hard as fuck bro. anyway heres bro and rose....do you wanna see em kissing? lol
>>152601918Can they have a rap battle. A poet vs bootleg eminem
>>152601918Draw him doing the sex offender shuffle
>>152601939writings hard enough as is i dont know if i have the gumption. >>152601946thats just his normal state of being no?
>>152601889This Dirk is so real
>>152601709>that happens to watch anime ironically>ironicallyThere's no reason to believe that when everything points at him being the biggest autismo manchild among the alphas and even among the kids in general, even giving Tavros a run for his money>his screen shows an endless deluge of horse furfaggotry>likes the forbidden horse show>never got over his plushie phase either>consciously styles himself after shounenshit like TTGL>into robotics('tism)There's zero reason to assume his weabooness is ironic. Even the man himself said>The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity.
>>152601957rose sucks at poetry since shes 13 dave bro sucks cause he dont speak...its simple shitty white rapper vs shitty poet
Thread poll: what do carapacians eat? Would they enjoy pizza?
>>152601995RAINBOW DASH SPOTTEDMODS. KILL THIS ANON.
>>152602014If I recall correctly, they have herbivore teeth. So you can literally feed them like a cow
>>152601789Out all guys you chose Dirk the homogay to be into girls kissing?
>>152602014Aether. >pizzaYes
Who is the biggest chud, Dirk or Eridan?
>>152602033i think the fact he isnt into womens is why he does yuri. he thinks it makes him smarter.
>>152602044Caliborn
>>152602044dirk is a bigger chud because eridan was put down by literally everyone, and aurguably lord english himself. Dirk is just capital R retarded.
>>152602044Lol The person reading this, Ha GOTCHA
>>152601384ANONS HELP ME CHOOSEWould Jane be actually freaky? I get she's a domme who wants to treat guys she's into like living sex toys so she's a major contender but how far would she actually go with that?
>>152601384not even a contest
>>152602063i feel like normal jane would fantasize about it but pussy out at the last momentcrocker tier/candy jane tho? doing it no hesitation
>>152602119Fake demon
>>152602044Eridan is tricky, he's not actually that much into genociding land-dwellers and casteism as he lets on but on the other hand>never ask a seadweller supremacist the caste status of his palebrois no different than>never ask a white supremacist the race of his gf
>>152602137at least eridan has a pale bro. dirk doesnt have shit
>>152602168ahem. he has me as a moirail
>>152602213nah hes alone forever. his boyfriend isnt his boyfriend and basically the world would be better if he wasnt around, i am dirks subconscious
>>152602225>i am dirks subconsciousshhh *pap pap pap pap*I'm here for you, buddy moirail
>>152602255i love you eridan i would kiss you.
>>152602255
>>152602272OkayTohru Maid of HeartKanna Maid of LifeLucoa Witch of VoidFafnir Thief of DoomElma Seer of Light
>>152602120Equius would fix it in no itme>D --> As you are the related to Her Imperious Condescension herself, it behooves me to treat you as equineval in status to fuchsia b100ds. As such I most humbly request you, heiress Jane, to put me in my rightful place by leashing me, ordering me around, treating me as a footstool or otherwise using and abusing me as you see fit.
>>152601918I imagine they would fling homophobic insults at each other.
>>152602359sounds hot as fuck. some good hate fucking/kissing.rose trying to psychoanalyze, and bro is picking rose apart whenever she thinks she has an advantage. ect ect ect.
I like Dirk on some deep level but his wiggerisms, irony poisoning and substack writer-tier pretentiousness also make me wanna bend him over and brutally fuck him until he's too busy moaning and crying to keep his insufferable facade up.I thing I might be pitched for him.
>>152602324is fafnir really a thief though?
>>152602402That is highly lewd and homosexual you should stop. Perhaps consider masturbating to a female troll?
>>152602402see dirk isnt a wigger at all. hes like the fakest wigger if anything. Bro is a real wigger.though highkey same. i also wanna do the same to dave but in a way more loving and nice way.
>>152602402>make me wanna bend him over and brutally fuck him until he's too busy moaning and crying to keep his insufferable facade upthis kinda.....goes hard...
>>152602359>Your peculiar paraphilias such as a sexual fixation on puppets are quite fascinating in how absurdly niche they seem to be. Perhaps I should be less surprised though. One shouldn't expect anything less from a member of a population that got utterly decimated by a sexually transmitted disease which spread like wildfire thanks to endless amounts of unprotected anonymous sex.>Oh wow, that's quite a jab coming from a fucking carpet-muncher out of all people. Don't you have girlfriend to beat? Or maybe you're going to cheat on her with a man like every other self-proclaimed feminist dyke does?
>>152602481i kinda want to do the same. but EVEN rougher with karkat.
>>152602675i would love a full log of that.
>>152602683i DONT wanna do that with karkat. because karkat already hates himself enough. I just wanna tell him he doesnt have to be strong. i think that would really get him going. >>152602675both of them being gay and homophobic makes this very funny.absolutely fuming on the keyboard.
>>152602415I would say so. He is all about hording what is his and curses.
>>152602710you know what? you changed my mind. ill do lots of praising and go slow so he doesn't get overwelmed, kiss him lots and love him lots. thank you.
>>152602786in such a vulnerable state i think even small things like that would be overwhelming. you could touch his tummy or pinch his nipple and he would flip the fuck out. (pretty sure troll nipples are cannon)
>>152602710and then bro gets so mad he genuenly smashes his keyboard and has to use his voice to talk (yell. and hes gonna be yelling out slurs like a cod lobby)and while that happens rose is going to spam
>>152602821nah i think bro would get a similarly dramatic reaction. or maybe something way gayer like she makes a voodoo doll of bro, and desperately preys each prick of the plush will inflict pain onto its target. remember, when you upset a white person they will either start slinging slurs, talking like sasuke uchiha, or both.
>>152602720sounds about right then
>>152602786>ill do lots of praising and go slow so he doesn't get overwelmed, kiss him lots and love him lotswhat the fuck do you guys think you're saying on a christian website? it's too early in the day for this
>>152602967never to early for troll sex
>>152600706Can we see your fantrolls?
>>152602845its like you get off to completely deconstructing my ideas ):
>>152603139i meant to say rose lowkeyt. but also dont feel bad, this is a constructive effort of pitched brorose.
>>152602675>>152602708PLEASEONE MORE
>>152602134what did he mean by this
Genuinely, is there a red relationship that would fix Dirk, or be relatively functional instead of collapsing into a trainwreck?HARD MODE: guys only but also no John because he's not a homosexual
The only reason why I'd care for a ship is If I can find porn of the two characters
>>152603727Caliborn
>>152603727it might seem crazy what im about to say, but please dont cruxify mesollux.
>>152603727the answer has been before you the entire time, dear anon
>>152603862...elaborate
>>152603161its just that like, you like to nitpick, no just ignore the main point of something then pick apart it. reread what i wrote >>152602821you ignored everything about i said about bro. it just makes me so angry. its like you get tunnelvision on hyper-analysing a tiny thing, of course i didnt put that much thought in rose, i just wrote a sentence okay?
>>152603927its difficult. someone like sollux who doesn't give a fuck about many things would just not pay attention to whatever bullshit dirk is doingimagine dirk saying that he wants to kill himself. well sollux kinda is. they are both doomed in a way, and just maybe they find solace in that
>>152603888this is just a gay version of the Infinite Crisis Kal L speech
>>152603995 (me)oh and also the fact that they are both good at tech. they could bond over that, they could play games together etc
>>152603688>"I'm getting real tired of your constant attempts to box all of my totally awesome fucking interests into the categories of trauma, the only thing more bewildering than your slander of my puppeteering mastery is your insistence of some sort of homo-erotic undertones in my work. I know your hooked up on some sort of faggoty drug so I'll explain it in words even a dyke ass gorilla like you can understand. It's ironic. Clear to anyone who watches it.">"Ah yes, irony. The absence of the word had me worried you had been whisked off by sex traffickers at the promised of the dubiously aged boys. The perfect shield for any analysis be it plainly obvious or not. Unfortunately I am not excruciatingly retarded, so excuse an eyebrow raises at the constant presence of non consensual acts of sexual violence perpetrated on emasculated but still ultimately male victims within. I am sure every user who manages to get off to these videos can have a good laugh about how funny fake blood gushing out of the abused hole of a tied up smuppet is. My only mistake was not realizing sooner how high off your own supply you are. Please I beg you seek an intervention, your tirades only grow gayer with each insult.">"Nice try. Anyone can explain something in unflattering words and make it sound lame. Maybe your "reclaiming" my work and turning it into something of real value like a commentary on the patriarchy. Maybe then the blood capsules that explode everywhere can finally mean something to a vapid goth hoe like you." >"Only in so far as it can alert those to the dangers of uncautious internet usage. If one can be properly traumatized through snuff films of puppets than perhaps more unsavory content can be dodged as well. I would say this, but no one actually watches your videos for more than two seconds after they realize they wasted their money on a pretentious, shoddily shot, poorly paced slog that can barely be excused for porn."
>>152603957sorry bout that anon. i guess im the nitpicky sort! please excuse my rudeness. I don't want to come off as unpleasant or bitchy.
Writing smart characters is hard cause I'm not very smart :P. I really need to open a dictionary when I do this.
>>152602402I just want to be his friend and comfort him :)
>>152604133No. To the rape factory with you.
>>152603688>I've been long since wondering what led Dave to develop all these questionable idiosyncrasies, but I must admit a young boy being raised by a homosexual man with little to no external oversight over such familial arrangement was not a scenario I've considered until now. It does, however, explain quite a few things.>Of course you'd try to go for the kidfucking angle. Typical dyke trying to all high and mighty, as if people didn't also say compulsive rug munching among women wasn't also caused by trauma.>And yet people tend to say that more often perpetuated by gay men, and I can't help but wonder if it's a coincidence. Of course we can't forget you're not only a gay man, but also a frat boy, that is to say, a natural-born serial sex offender wholly governed by his pleasure principle.>The only person here obsessed with non-stop fucking and child rape is you. Why don't you psychonalyze your own dykery in relation to having a drunk slut of a mother you keep getting in bitch-fights with? Maybe if you apply your favorite debunked horseshit spouted by retarded pseuds from a century ago to yourself, you will finally realize all that shit you peddle is born out projection born from the time when you got bad touched by her during one of her drunken stupors and have been fatasizing about hatefucking her ever since.
>>152604421imagine that binder coming off and getting hit with some massive tits in your face
all shiiiiiit i was all motivated to do something then i just had to get horny and masturbate, and then lose all will to do it. pleasure is needed but also a drug thats rotting my insides
>>152604633Okay Cronus
>>152597314Nepeta's strap game must be insane.
>>152604469Cri->last pointI see the vision.
I'm sure they use them
>>152604763>The 4chan troll uses eightchan
>>152604798he was never the same after the brain damage
Vriska stopping Anita Sarkeesian from giving a speech by thunking her offstage.
>>152604027>just a gay versionI fail to see the issue
>>152604763>troll entirely built around 4chan>DURR HED USE THE GAY SPLINTER SITE HURR DURRDo tell me how glue sandwiches taste anon.
>>152603995>>152604031hmm, yeah I can see the vision
>>152604113>>152604413it's beautiful, thank youI think....I think I might grow fond of bro <3< rose
>>152604113This is great and all but>poorly paced slog that can barely be excused for porn.Who cares about the pacing of porn
>>152604843This is cute
>>152604971rose motherfucking lalonde does.i imagine when i was writing it that bros films arent actually that sexual. Well they are, but their not that uh, filled to the brim of gorey smuppet action, and its 90 percent emo ass shots of dark rooms where the lighting catches the subtle curves of the puppets. i think even rose would think thats a waste of time.
something about contrasting bro putting on the appearence of a dude bro on the outside but on the inside hes still an emo loser like dirk.
>>152605005Puppets are fucking creepy. That one gif of the puppet flailing from Bro’s puppet porn website still gives me the willies.
>>152605005So its tasteful porn for refined gentlemen and Rose's goon-rotten brain doesn't like it, got it
Personally, I think we should put Dirk in the Squidward Killing Machine and be done with it.
>>152605055>The guy who made the Killdozer said “they could have stopped me at any time”…
>>152605042ironically yes i think an attempt at tasteful film making would both make rose feel admiration (rose says she likes it to dave in passing conversation in the comic.)But also when talking to dirk she would probobly feel an extreme level of anger, because dirk is a pretentious asshole.
>>152604798>>152604857I hope associating Mituna with infinitychan continues to be a common thing if it makes people this mad, lmao
>>152604719got no idea how hot that idea is to me, fantasize about it a lot
>>152605082Does the Scott Pilgrim comic actually use that Shounen Jump font?
>>152605055Why did Bikini Bottom have this contraption? What use did it possibly serve?
>>152605105I hope you die of the plague.
>>152605244:D
>>152605105You haven't even begun to scrape the surface of the rage you'd generate from associating him with the OTHER other site that can't be named but who shares a name with a popular meme format and hacked 4chan once already
>>152605120About what? Trans men?>>152605183Considering the squidward ethnostate not too far away feom bikini bottom, it may actually be a squidward killer
the most fuckable sprite in paradox space
>>152605244have you no shame in blackrom flirting this publicly
>>152605327i would go crazy with this.
>>152605327
I love helping so much.
>>152605528what the FUCK was his problem
>>152605631Too helppilled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgOGQVszHbY
>>152605703fat fuck
>>152605722why would she do this(wheres this from >:?)
>>152604469Rainforest bush. No question.
>>152605722fat karkat.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI REFUSE, THIS ISNT REAL
>>152605722ew, fatkatcute vriska though
>>152604974hell yeah, brotherman
>>152605801as a stridercest hater.if any of you guys couild provide your best dirkdave art/ fics to perhaps sway me i would appreciate it. I love ao3 but trying to find "the good shit" is a pain in the butt.
>>152605741Act 8 iircAnd why? I dunno, the only based fan-rewrite I enjoy is DDoAA
>>152605859oh damn ok, act 8 is the only rewrite i havent read yet lolonly fully read csau and DDota, maybe its time i hit up act 8
