What do you think Viv would've done with him if the series continued? Because I have three paths she might have given Rusty, all of which are fucking embarrassing:>He gets ignored beyond getting flirted at by Damian and Autumn.>He gets assimilated by the group and goes through troll's remorse>He fucking dies(or specifically, he confesses to murdering that Jeffery guy and gets sent to Xirxine where he gets tortured and killed)
>white-coded>agressive masculinity>makes offensive comments>overall "dumb meathead" personalityThey were gonna kill him, plain and simple.
Nigga what makes you think viv WASN'T gonna push her fujoshit on Rusty?
>>152576190>>152576176It's be a case of what they call doomed yaoi, aka a pairing of two male characters that's destined to never flourish into a relationship, or one / both of them die
>>152576002she would make him gay and give him a gay boyfriend to do gay shit with
>>152576242Autumn
>>152576242And then the series would end with a massive gay orgy
>>152576241It's the contradiction between wanting him for yaoi and wanting him dead for not acting like a bluesky tranny.
>>152576287Yeah, but fujoshis find a way
LET RUSTY SAY FAG
>>152576682>Rusty sneaks onto the stage during an assembly>Shouts the word faggot before running off
>>152577059Fun fact: one of my friends made a similar joke where someone was invited to speak and then just started yelling "FAGGGGOOOOOTTTTT!!!!"
He's definitely the one to sleaze around in the backseat of his girlfriend's car
He looks like he quotes South Park at least 5 times a week.
>>152578842Yeah, then get one slap to the face and cry like a little... Bitch
>>152576273cute boyfriends~
>>152578842>>152579779The funny thing is, I think he'd like Kenny more than Cartman. The whole "dirty white trash" thing and all.
>>152576002Hopefully something cool
>>152579839*slums lout*sexually perverted dialogue*partakes in and receives violence*often out-vulgars CartmanRusty is definitely Kenny without the whole dying shtick.
>>152579972>inb4 but what about Rusty's bigotryWatch Stuart McCormick's anecdote about Gerald from the chickenpox episode and get me back on that.
>>152579839>Shut up Damian, you blood-belching vagina
>>152579851>Hopefully something cool
>>152576002>>152576176Yall forgetting he's a closeted gay man? He would come out get redeemed and be happy.
>>152576278Just like my comics...
>>152582250Yes, Viv. Now keep writing your epic fujo show.
>>152576682>draws rape and murder>censor slursI don't understand this morality.
>>152576002Furshit belongs on >>>/trash/
>>152583358Makes even less sense because there are sketches of him saying fag.Sidetrack: what the fuck kind of accent is Rusty supposed to have in the comics? I know this one comic dub gives him a very new yorkish accent(he even kinda sounds like Angel Dust at some point) but I also think it's supposed to be kind of Scottish-sounding.https://youtu.be/QdvrRNEQDBs
>>152586079It's like if angel dust did the slim shady nose-shut voice.
>>152576176Is it bad that I want him to bully me?
>>152586114>he reeks of wet dog and gasoline(double if he's wearing the jacket)>he's definitely got some sort of BPD or another explosive mental illnessFetishistically: noLogistically: yes
>What? I can't call them faggots anymore?>"Would you like it if I called you a mutt?">KILL YOURSELF, THAT'S DIFFERENT
>>152581690>So like... The dog boys wear clothes in school... But they ARE NOT ALLOWED to have it cover her chestsViz is such a shameless slut, i wonder if they allow her near schools
I know the joke "ooh, the bully is actually soft and cuddly in secret" but no he actually looks adorable sometimes.
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>>152586556He's in the "lovable bastard" section of the Tumblr sexyman triad. Though his height does put him 1-2 steps into the "pathetic manlet" section.
>>152586556It's like that vid of tge wolf getting booped and biting the camera.
>>152576682>>152577059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQnWoc9VmgQ
>>152588153I would absolutely stretch this joke for a full season.
>>152586475>I was born like this>They can stop fucking guys in the fudge maker, at ANY time>Go to church, for fuck's sake!
>>152588439>Go to church, for fuck's sake!Funny thing is, Rusty strikes me as an atheist. But less of the fedora-tipping reddit type and more of the edgelord nihilist type.
>>152588973I'd argue he would often mock Kayla for being Christian and say she's in a "polycule between Piñata boy and Jesus"He probably thinks fags are obnoxious and all have AIDS or some shit.
>>152586556Built for ear strokes and belly rubs.
>>152576241>that's destined to never flourish into a relationshipBen Diskin won't be happy about it.
