Whoah these threads are moving fast! Looks like there’s a lot of discussion to be had, and the next issue is only two days away.What are your hopes and expectations for ASM 23 and Peter and Mary Jane’s grand reunion?
>>152682136I hope for more Osborn appearances!
>>152682136>What do you expect from Peter and Mary Jane's reunion?Sex. Lots of babymaking sex. Anything less is unacceptable.
>>152682156Based!>>152682168BASED!!!
this now a bore a thread abut the same thing three times in a row yawn https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152618411/#152618411>>152659510
>>152682200>Gwenschizo.BEGONE, RETARD!
>>152682200Better work hard lol a that time you wasted spamming the last thread was wasted oh well time to start from zero again only 495 more posts to go until the next thread!Thank you for making sure the topic always stays active!
>>152682136>ANVShould've been Carol
>>152682229Carol Ferris?
>>152682238>MJ when she see Peter
>>152682200You did all the hard work now we get the rewards, expect a new thread every time you flood the last one. Don’t worry, drink lots of coffee and don’t sleep for the next nine weeks you can do it.
>>152682258That's if she even believes Peter about Ben. Doubt we learn or get anything remotely positive from Kelly. Ewing or Soule. Pain is what fans deset
>>152682289Per leakers, they get on the same page pretty quickly. MJ knows how fucked up Peter’s life is. She lived through Superior.
>>152682311>She lived through Superior.and immediately left to screw some other guy. that was fun.
>>152682325Was Pedro before or after Superior? I don’t know, but I also don’t care. Nobody remembers either Bobby or Pedro, not even Gwenschizo. It’s all just Paul for the BND Death Cult.
>>152682311What else does Peter learn? Flash and that Peter is fucking Raelith currently?
>>152682376That’s unclear. All I was told secondhand is that they start cooperating pretty quickly.
>>152682368It was during. When SpOck kept telling her it was too dangerous while she goes on about being soul mates. Then she goes looking for Pedro to prove she's still hot and any guy would be lucky to have/fuck her as if that was ever the argument. Fucking Dan Slott.
So Flash is dying, right?
>>152682136>thank god you dumped that Shay bitch, Tiger, I’d really have hated killing her.>Raelith? A space alien? Sure, you can fuck her tiger, you’re technically already using my Symbiote as your side ho. She can be your other side go, that seems hot to me.
>>152682469Yes, as is everyone else who dared to cross Paul.
>>152682469Flash is seen alive and active with Anti-Venom as of Queen in Black. I mean, he might still die, that’s kind of a weird tradition for whenever Pete and MJ get back together post OMD. It just won’t last the whole event.>>152682482You know who doesn’t show up though? Paul’s legs
>>152682482How will Paul punish VenoMJ for humiliating him with her DISRESPECT?
Gwenschizo fucked off? Kek.
>>152682465If it was post Superior that would’ve been worse but, yeah, fuck Dan Slott.
>>152681601nigger dicks inside gwen stacynigger dicks inside mary janenigger dicks inside gwen stacynigger dicks inside black catnigger dicks inside gwen stacytongue my asshole you faggot mods, you let him run rampant and let him shit all over the board; moderation staff on 4chan are triple faggots too, just as bad as the polish pedophile ruining the board for over five years nowhe doesn't give a fuck about a ban, so why should I?
So is Peter mad about the MJ and Venom issue?Is he okay or even know or care that MJ almost died?How does he feel about the Flash thing?Does MJ even sound jealous of Raelith. Or Shay and Felicia? Seems like the event doesn't matter at all if it's just going back to Wells status quo
>>152683063Why would she be jealous of any of them? Wells run had MJ tell Felicia she needed to keep Peter happy
>>152683144Because fans don't deserve to be happy?That's why they cancelled Ultimate Spider-Man
>>152683157I think they’re caving. Kelly already said plans have changed for Raelith, also VenoMJ is getting a more conventionally feminine form as soon as it’s time to have sexual tension with Peter again (but not Paul, or Flash!)I think they’re willing to give Peter and MJ plus Symbiote throuple a try.
>>152683202Anon, please. They're not caving at all. Kelly changed plans because he has back to back event slop coming up. Ewing said MJ wsa getting another form months ago and the new one is just twink venom with red hair and her go-go boots from the 70's.You fell for the jangling keys like the poor rube you are.
>>152683220They never said that
>>152683220It’s possible, but logically if their complaints revolve around single issue voters, then they only need to tweak one variable to win people back over. Time will tell whether they take the easy layup. I’m not buying it until they do.
Any news on leaked spoilers from this week's issue, please?
I'm hijacking this thread to doompost about ASM #1000. Here's my personal BINGO card of bad we could get:>100 variants>Romita JR will draw one of the stories>Bendis, Slott, and Wells will all get stories in the issue>McFarlane and JSC will whore the fuck out of their variants>Issue stories will be as just, if not more forgettable, than 900 and 950>Uncle Ben will be revived>Aunt May is revealed to be Mary Jane from the future>J Jonah Jameson will die>Peter Parker will leave New York, and set up shop in a different city>Richard & Mary Parker have been alive this whole time>Peter Parker's secret will be well known once again, Civil War 2 reveal>Black Cat is pregnant
>>152683262That's not how that works
>>152683273She can't after an unfortunate accident years ago
>>152683283Oh like they can't retcon that
Paulbros stay winning
>>152683309Paulbros stay WHINING
>>152683273>>Richard & Mary Parker have been alive this whole timeI'm surprised they haven't done this again but with Teresa around it kinda counts >>Black Cat is pregnantIf Bill Mantlo couldn't get that done no one can Uncle Ben is a given Pretty sure none of the BND crew are touching ASM #1000
You retards make plenty of excuses for MJ fucking Paul, can't wait to see the defense force after she chooses Flash over Peter.
Seeing how the only leaks are that MJ for some awful reason accepts Peter's poor lie about Ben. Sadly nothing bad happens but also nothing too good either
>>152683571Considering Kelly's writing for his run I don't expect anything good at all. Over 20 issues and I'm still waiting for it to stop feeling like filler.
>>152683617It was filler to get to the crossover which was planned before his run started
>>152683322nah Paul called MJ and she didn't want to talk to him but then she realized he only calls her if it's serious and you can't get any more obvious than that for the storyline to make her realize she's not giving him a fair shake
>>152683404>the guy who literally causes intense pain and slowly poisons the Symbiote that’s keeping her alive>oh yarp hurr hurr hurr they’re gonna FUCK totallyNothing but desperate and bitter Paulfags.
Nothing but angry and salty Marywhorekeks am I right bros rofl
>>152683800Oof, looks like that wounded you. Sorry paulbitch.
>>152682470https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism
>>152683824Marywhorebros promised the return of the marriage with Spencer can't do better than this lel lovin' every laugh
>>152683404who the hell is going to defend that? its literally the worst thing that could happen at this point. if they are not putting her and Peter back together dont stick her with Flash
Paulbros… I’m starting to think that most Paul fans might have been… f-fake fans who were obsessed with spiting MJ instead… like being around Paul for any amount of time was some sort of punishment for her…???
>>152683922You’re not so tough without absolute badasses like the Gwenschizo covering for you. Give it a rest even he’s feeling tired. Atlas shrugged.
Torment is Jonathan Caesar. He's alive as a side effect of One More Day.
>>152683997torments paul his death leads mj to taken a vow of celibacy
>>152684008Paul's stocks have fallen so far he isn't viable as a twist villain anymore. Should have cashed in his checks on that around 2024.
>>152683758Why do you retards always act like she's going to be Venom forever? It's more than obvious she'll get rid of it during QiB.
>>152684033not true
>>152684008>Spewing fanfiction again.What a loser!
>>152684131paul needs to become a villian to be killed off is the only way
>>152684140Or they could just make MJ more like the Raimi version. Everyone likes that incarnation.
Aunt May won't forgive Peter for what Ben did. Peter has to leave because Venom is outside fighting female Dock Ock. Peter learns what Ben did to MJ and they have a good conversation and square everything out and Shocker is only hurt and no one else is killed
>>152684049Then it’s definitely not happening during this event or even the next event!
>>152684140Paul will become Eddie Brock’s nemesis by molesting his son Dylan.
>>152684555Do they mention anything else? Longing glances?
>>152684633Can she even wait that long? Ewing made clear Paul was hammering her daily before Venom came along, I guess she'll just call Pedro for a quickie.
>>152684555Nice trips but already debookned on last issue of unsellable spiderman
>>152684705More like she was hammering Paul. I totally buy the theory that Paul had his dick mutilated by his dad during a blood ritual.
>>152684705They weren't banging at all pauls version of intimate is different than everyone else's. I doubt they were intimate after the kids disappeared or even after getting back to 616.
>>152684773Paul's obviously a gigachad so he broke up with her, because he isn't in to her, he wants to fuck Dylan.
>>152684773Paul emptied his balls on MJ "Break your vows" style and no amount of coping from Spider-Cucks will ever change that.
>>152684911Proof? Proof of Anon indulging in cuck fantasies? Building....
>>152684911There is no art depicting theme getting intimate. Your desire to humiliate spider fans is truly sad reveals more about self than you realize.
>>152684963>>152685014You bunch of manchildren can't accept the fact Paul and MJ fucked, how does it feels living in La La Land, shaking uncontrollable at the mere mention of fictional sex?
>>152685034Cuck.
>>152685034This was the problem with Paul from the get go. It was always going to be about making fun of fans calling them manchildren for being upset about it. I suppose all of the artist who refused to draw them in an intimate embrace were also manchildren. Any development in the negative direction would be seen as toxic mysogyny.
>>152685034I'm adding this to the proof folder.
>>152685034>A man with no dick was somehow able to fuck.Anon, you're the one in denial. Paul was a eunuch thanks to his Dad.
>>152685160His dad bit off Paul's cock during fellatio
>>152685034You're getting angry and stomping your feet over the fact that Marvel is already memory holing le epic Zeb Wells run.
>>152685053I know what you are, no need to remind me.>>152685112>Do we show Paul rawdogging MJ or be coy about it so Spider-Cucks don't kill themselves.It worked perfectly, the retards are still getting baited monthly, waiting for the "reconciliation" before they send her off with another man yet again.
>>152685248Once again, LE EBIN ZEB RUN was not sustainable and a black eye for the franchise. Zeb fucked up, Lowe fell asleep at the wheel, and they're trying to patch that up. Meanwhile Joe Quesada started a substack and is getting crucified.They flew too close to the sun. They fucked up too badly. Paul has become an embarrassment to them, not just the readers.
>>152685248Peter was fucking MJ here. Paul came home early.
>>152685248>I know you are but what am IYeah but I'm rubber you're glue, everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you. In this children's dispute contest, that wins over your antics and I also must say that isn't glue. It's your own cum. So yeah, you're gay.
>>152683953Guys, do people only care about Paul because he was involved with MJ...? ...Could it really be true...? Is that why Paul acted like someone with PTSD just for being told some random woman was breaking up with him?
>Ultimate Spider-Man>Has muh Peter and MJ>We buy it, it becomes Marvel's biggest comic>Amazing Spider-Man>Does not have muh Peter and MJ>We don't buy it, it underperforms despite the greater level of effort and resources needed to create it compared to a side book.Simple as.
>>152685614Aye.
Years ago, John Romita and I used to marvel (no pun intended) at the way Mary Jane seemed to be calling all the shots. You long-time Spideyphiles may remember when Petey was in love with Gwen Stacy. That's the way Jazzy Johnny and I planned it. MJ was just an incidental character, a gal we threw into the series to have some fun with.That's when the spooky stuff started.No matter what we did, we couldn't give poor Gwendolyn as much personality as MJ. We couldn't make her as appealing or as exciting as that zingy, zany, curvy, crimson-haired, fascinating female dish of dazzling dynamite who had a personality and a charisma that just wouldn't quit.Being stubborn yahoos, Jazzy Johnny and I kept trying to push MJ into the background, to make her settle into the role of second banana which we had planned for her. But no way! This gorgeous hunk of femininity whom we had created (or so we thought) had the kind of star quality that just couldn't be snuffed out. So we stopped trying." - Stan Lee
>>152686092MY EDITOR....IN CHIEF. MY HUCKSTER...WHO KNEW WHAT THE PEOPLE WANTED....AND GAVE IT, FOR A PRICE. AND A PRETTY REASONABLE ONE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
>>152685693>smek
So it looks like May is still pretty angry with Peter, and she says she can't forgive him that easily this time. By contrast Peter and MJ have a good talk and patch things up pretty quickly.
>>152686481MJ also feels guilty about not telling Peter she was bonded to Venom sooner, when it actually happened. She doesn't feel any guilt about not telling Paul though.
>>152686481What reason does nuPeter have for not telling her the truth? He isn’t a wanted criminal like he was at the start of BND. She doesn’t hate Spider-Man like she may have at some point during BND. All of her memories from the JMS run will return. She isn’t going to die from shock like she was 60 goddamn years ago. She was glad to find out back then. What is the point of keeping it secret?
>>152686510There really is no point.
>>152686328What a good and accurate sound effect. I forget where I else I saw that one used.
>>152686507Thanks for the spoilers, I'm still confused why a user on League mentioned a line MJ said that's gonna annoy people?Able to elaborate on that?
>>152682562The same way he'll punish Peter, Flash, and Dylan: by erasing them all from existence once he reclaims his rightful place as Spider-Man and the greatest hero the Marvel Universe will ever know.
>>152686584No one said that
Does Peter find out Paul is single?
So. Is the Shocker dead?
>>152687660Shocker is killCarl Brock is nextPaul dies in Venom #256, screencap this
>>152687660he's going to be okay somehow
>>152687676Proof?
>>152687701I blame Torment aka PAUL
>Joe Quesada’s having a meltdown on his substack over people critiquing OMD.I really think Zeb Wells signed the death warrant for BND era Spider-Man. He genuinely fucked Marvel’s public relations over completely.
>>152688365Anon they literally do not care. He's just upset about being the face of a contentious period and still blamed decades later for something seen as bad by a minority of people that can be vocal if riled.
>>152688471The fact that he’s upset about it, instead of being gloating or snide like he’s usually been, is pretty funny. They can’t really commit to the concept of controversy creating cash or enrage to engage because their egos are too brittle. They don’t actually like being forced to take ownership of the shit they made, or receive criticism for it.
>>152688471When the lack of money hurts they will break the glassAlways Hurt them where it hurts most, money.DC learned that years ago with Wally West and Johns undid it and made wally the most stupid op and married super hero ever who gets even stronger because of his wife and kids.
kino's back on the menu boys
Since you love OMD so so uuch you get to relive it again
君はバカすぎて、自分の意見をぶち込めるスレッドがちゃんとあるってことに気付いてないだろ?馬鹿なポーランドの小児性愛者と、君の腰巾着のモデレーターは自殺しろよ
>>152689141>kino's back on the menu boys>MJ: make the deal with mephisto peter and you and I will longer be married only be sure he brings back Gwen for she your true love not me.
>>152689152>so so uuch>Can't even typeAverage OMD defender IQ level.
OP THINKS i WILL LEAK THE LATEST COPY OF ASM I TOLD YOU BEFORE IT'S WATERMARKED SO STOP ASKING FOR IT BEFORE YOU COST PEOPLE THEIR JOBS YOU IDIOT.
>>152688951>instead of being gloatingExcept he is gloating. He literally takes the credit for Spider-Man being more popular and globally aware than ever.
>>152688365>>Joe Quesada’s having a meltdown on his substack over people critiquing OMD.nag everyone loves OMD deep down inside
>>152689318>Muh everyone loves OMD, a-actually!We aren't here to talk about how much you love Editorial shoving their cocks up your ass, anon.
>>152688471nigga no one cares, quesada isn't even employed by marvel anymore. it's literally just a guy getting mad on his substack
>>152689385meant for >>152688365
>starts storytime>suddenly stopskwabprobably ships peter with mj fr fr
>>152685614>We buy it, it becomes Marvel's biggest comicAnd then that shit crashed and burned harder than the hindenburg. Peter and MJ together is not a fix for anything that has happened the past couple of years. This title, along with most of marvel, needs a full reset.
>>152689703>imagine being this simple as to not realize Marvel sabotaged the bookOr being an editorial cockslurper trying to muddy the waters, rather.
Peter will be in Venom more after death spiral
So does The Shocker survive?
>>152690077I hope this is art for something past #258. I know it's stupid to have hope, but if Peter keeps showing up in her books and maybe she's in ASM, we really could have them back together in #1000.
>>152690408Yes it's based off timing past that issue.Maybe we get a team-up issue with Ben and his wife
>>152690077Well yeah, they get joint custody of both Spider-Man and Venom once they get married!
>>152689703>And then that shit crashed and burned harder than the hindenburgIt continually outsold the mainline from start to finish is the thing. ASM never once outsold it. No amount of revisionism can change the fact that a “crashing and burning book” still outsold the mainline by 2:1. While costing half as much time and effort to produce given there only needed to be one issue a month instead of two.
>>152690077>How can we sell more venom books? >lets drag out Paul!>nope>Lets have soap opera drama with flash>nope> Put Spider-Man in the book?>that'll work.
>>152690760Literally the biggest draw of Death Spiral is VenoMJ teaming up with Spider-Man.
>>152690864They don't team-up dumbass
>>152689385The fact that this is Quesada’s legacy twenty years later and that it pisses him off is hilarious. He’s a cancerous turd, and this is the only thing he’s known for. So much for Gwenschizo’s hero.
>>152690876They clearly do, that’s what the whole crossover is about. Then again, I might be wrong, I’m not a pedophile after all.
>>152690879Gwen stacy matters much then MJ they proved that by undoing sins past and keeping OMD canon. and
>>152690876>The schizo thinks that Peter and MJ aren't going to team up in a crossover event that they are the stars of.We are reaching levels of retardation never thought possible!
>>152690890lol they cover does not lie they do fight among each other in it.
>>152690914Ahem...FUCK! Ahem...fuck FUCK fuck! Ahem...Norman fucks Gwen all night long, WOO!
>>152690954TRVTH
>>152690970>I am a pedophile
>>152690954>Ahem...FUCK! Ahem...fuck FUCK fuck! Ahem...Norman fucks MJ all night long, WOO!yes.
>>152690970HE ADMITS IT!
>>152690987>all spider-man fans are a pedophil
>>152690970You need to leave.
>>152690992>Ahem...FUCK! Ahem...fuck FUCK fuck! Ahem...Norman fucks Gwen all night long, WOO!yes
>>152690970THE POLISH GUY CALLED HIMSELF A PEDOPHILE AGAIN
>>152691027>>Ahem...FUCK! Ahem...fuck FUCK fuck! Ahem...Norman fucks MJ all the time.
>>152691056>Ahem...FUCK! Ahem...fuck FUCK fuck! Ahem...Norman fucks Gwen all the time.
>>152690970Explain yourself Gwenschizo.
>>152690970
>>152690970>what happened?>he claimed to be a pedophile AGAIN???
>>152691022why don'y you leave instead the book is not getting leaked due to to being itwatermarkead they did it since the books revels identity of the body which is shown on the cover of venom 255
>>152690970Someone needs to put this post on Quesada’s substack and explain that this is the only person that likes OMD.
>>152691070>>Ahem...FUCK! Ahem...fuck FUCK fuck! Ahem...Norman fucks MJ.give it up loser that trick no longer works
>>152691125Explain why you called yourself a pedophile.
>>152691154>Explain why you a better person then me.
>>152690864I am aware I was refering to adding Spider Man post DS.
>>152691142>Ahem...FUCK! Ahem...fuck FUCK fuck! Ahem...Norman fucks Gwen.give it up loser that trick no longer works
>pedophile storytimebike yikes
>>152691163It’s just not surprising why it works or why people would like it.
>>152682136when Paul is gone we wont have to deal with Schizo anymore.
>>152691180right that's the joke
>>152691139I think we should fly Gwenschizo over to meet his hero, Quesada, the creator of OMD. Then Gwenschizo will see him, and try to compliment him by saying “he smells like cunt” I’m Polish before being unable to contain his urges and rapes Joe out of excitement.
>>152691125Not telling you the identity of the dead coprse since that would be a spoiler but i wlll you this it's not paul.
>>152691193We will, he won’t change what he spams even slightly and just look twice as retarded. Polish people are too retarded to understand cause and effect.
>>152691217The corpse is going to be Gwenschizo the famous child rapist.
>>152691180the most ironic part about OMD is that tony stark is the real villian really had he not hot peter to revel to the world he was really spider-man thren his aunt never would haved gotten shot.
>>152691234I don’t talk to child molesters. Talk to someone else.
>>152691229>The corpse is going to be Gwenschizo the famous child rapist.it's not paul anon honest i have seen the leak fot it so I know this for fact
>>152691250It’s going to be Gwenschizo, a child molester from Poland.
>>152691247of course iron man fans don't want to hear about it since it hurts them the most poor tony fans really
>>152685614>>152685693>marywhorecucks>delusional as expected
>>152691259it's not paul honest.
>>152691267I didn’t read this post. Sorry.
>>152691280It's Gwenschizo the famous child rapist.
>>152691280Paul is going to be Torment and fuck Dylan Brock.
>>152690970>this is Paul Rabin’s biggest fanPAULBROS YOU NEED TO DISAVOW THE POLISH CHILD RAPE GUY NOW
Here’s a desuarchive link to the post the schizo had his Jannie buddies cover up for him.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152682136/#152690970
>>152690970oh nonononononononono
>>152690970Bro...
>>152691360This is like the third time he pulled this shit and expected people to not instantly roast him over it!
>>152691393Why’d you say you were a pedophile?Why did you ask the mods to delete your post?
>>152691376>>152691370welp
marywhorekeks
>>152691268Could you get your friend Gwenschizo to shut the fuck up about child rape for an hour or two? At least the MJ fans can talk about things that aren’t about their personal paraphilias!
>>152691268>>152691455polish child rapist
>>152691455No I’m serious I don’t think the marywhore guys or whatever are the real problem. You need to control your own team.
>>152691347>>152691360>>152691438I want Joe Quesada to find out that this gwenschizo is his biggest fan.
>>152691502>hey Joe you stupid faggot guess what? This pedophile guy is your biggest fan!>uh who gives a shit anon I’m not going to to bigoted against a fan’s totally legitimate sexual preferences>AND HE’S FROM POLAND>He’s WHAT? Oh my god! What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
>>152691468>>152691457>>152691455>>152691438>>152691421>>152691393samefag
>>152691438I think it’s Harry’s look of stunned and incredulous horror that really clinched it for me. Messina isn’t Chechetto, but he’s still pretty great.
>>152691561we don't sign our posts here
>>152691561Bad news.
>>152691639You forgot to put it in for the top post too! The numbers don’t line up!
>>152691537Has anyone ever seen Gwenschizo and CB Cebluski in the same place?
>>152691590Real and straight.>>152691639Fake and gay.
Well now that the schizo has slithered off, we can get to what really matters:WHEN DO PETER AND VENOMJ FUCK
>>152691722"It all happens right now on all new episode of The Young and The Restless!"
Kelly's killing off May Reilly
>>152692633Oh well as long as it's not Maybelle Reilly
>>152692633how do you know?
メリーホーアケクズ www
Don't let this thread die.
>>152691321I am Paul’s biggest fan, actually. Only after ANV, mind you, he wasn’t even a character before then. But I wasted too much time of my life reading Donny Carter’s Venom so now I’m invested in the ongoing misadventures of Dylan Rabin (formerly Brock’s) and his stepdad
>>152689220chinnnnn
https://comicsheatingup.net/2026/03/04/spoilers-amazing-spider-man-23-the-death-spiral-continues/
>>152694666TrashShould've been Carol
>>152694691
>>152694691At least there's still Eddie>musings
>>152694691Why would you want to inflict being a Spider-Man character on someone?
>>152694691Venom is a Spider-Man character, Carolfag. At least she taught Venom’s great-grandson at avenger school.
>>152694727>holding his handLEWD
>>152694727is venom thinking MJs thoughts?
>>152694666That didn't even look like Herman. And is he dead or not? I mean they could kill MJ tomorrow and I wouldn't care just like I wouldn't care if they killed Herman like they probably just did. But yeah it still stings a little. It's just so fucking lame every single decision they make. Though it is weird how I do like how Lady Ock looks in that design. But why is she hot and not MJ? Utter fucking bullshit.
>>152694799The cracking brains line legitimately looks like they messed up and gave it to MJ instead of Venom like they meant to.
>>152694691blacked whore.
>>152694863That's just a porn actress. May has a history of doing this. Weirdest troll move but she funny as fuck though.
>>152694889Nigga it's Venom. It hasn't even been too long since 800 in universe. This isn't new. The symbiotes keep hopping all over the place.
>>152694900>some peopleComedy Gold everyone. Please clap.
>>152694910>we didn't need you to save usWho's gonna tell them Insomniac did this already. And that it is just the reverse of MJ being so helpless and fearful of Peter being Spider-Man that now suddenly they are doing this instead. What a joke. Another 40 lashings for Slott, Lowe, and Brevoort.But then I guess she does say she is willign to support Peter now, so there's that I guess. But too little too late. Plus she still isn't She-VenoMJ. So that sucks massively.
>>152694948They have shown the design for the female-presenting Venom a few months later and it still sucks.
>>152694691>>152694889>>152694900>>152694910Well, thank goodness this mess was quickly solved. Still, Mj should be ashamed of herself for not noticing "Peter" was not Peter.
>>152694889>>152694900>>152694910I feel like I've heard a similar speech from MJ in the first Insomniac game but it's been a while since I played it.
>>152694910>you'de make it about youMeaning he would feel guilty and try to fix it? Help her?
>>152694863Why is he purple?
>>152694910>>152694900WHERE ARE THE LONGING GLANCES!!!!
>>152695040For an amazing reason
>>152695066He has mind-control pheromones?
>>152694979Yes I know. The fact they devoted this many issues to this design is also insane. You'd think they are trying to publicly humilate themselves. In fact they are doing so like every waking moment.
>>152694666>MJ and Shocker are distant cousins.I...did not know that.
>>152695148Oh yeah I forgot to also talk about that as well. Doesn't really matter since Shocker is dead or out of commission now. Unless he has some sort of DNA scanner on his gauntlet and only MJ can use it or whatever. Guess one drop is all it takes.If this was revealed as a one-off in some issue where he attacks Aunt Anna's house or whatever I guess it wouldn't be too bad but making everyone related in some way to another is lame.
>>152695148They just wanted to kill off a popular character to make the story seem important.
>>152694691>>152694889Eddie being venom for like 5 minutes during Venom War really shouldn’t be enough to erase the years Dylan was venom. Peter has no reason to think it’s Eddie, Eddie gave up being Venom to be King in Black.
>>152695195Peter doesn't read Venom.
>>152695199Superboy-Prime will fill him in.
>>152694910Why does she look angry here. Kelly doesnt like writing MJ.
>>152695194>THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WHEN....>psst...quick intern who is the current character Reddit and Twitter are making threads and posts about them beijg beloved and underrated...?>um...shocker sir?>Who the fuck is shocker?>*Lowe and Brevoort consult wikia*>Who the fuck? Looks like we're gonna hafta call the big kahuna...>Slott gets on the phone. Heavy breathing commences.>Well y'see Shocker was made by Stan and Romita and uses these vibrating gauntlets and looks like a mattress/wire fence. What a lame-o amirite? *chortles* >Slott exerts himself from laughing he almost has a heart attack>Anyway, what are you guys doing?>Lowe and Brevoort leave to go back to sitting around doing nothing as their A.I.'s generate their letter page responses and blog posts
>>152695289Seriously, lol. Didn’t the solicit say “THE MURDER SPIDER-MAN AND VENOM LEAST EXPECTED!!!”. Or the readers, which is even more blatantly false.
>>152695277It's actually a really good full scene..seems he's actually doing well writing her
>>152695300Yeah them being unwilling to admit they are on autopilot is hilarious. Especially when Brevoort just straight up called Paul a bad idea and threw Well s under the bus. God they're pathetic.
>>152695334Massacring the extended Parker/Brock/Watson lineages is so fucking lame and out of touch. This is a crossover between Spider-Man, Venom, and Carnage beating the shit out of a brand new character. A 12 year old could sell this better.
>>152695334when did he call it a bad idea
>>152695404Fuck I'm trying to find it. It was on Twitter or his substack. He might not have said that verbatim but I swear in one tweet he like said a thing that on 2nd glance is really dismissive of Paul and the whole thing.
>>152695400Michelle Jones-Watson when...
>>152695580Don't spoil an important reveal for later. They need to pretend that Anna, Gayle and Christie are going to bit it first.
>>152695580the iron boy films flopped, only GODS of popularity like Knull and Hela benefit from synergy
>>152695475>>152695404Ah ok I was thinking of pic rel. This is after Wells was off the book. So yeah he called it a dud. Weird how he is publicly shitting on Wells book like this when they have vehemently defended every single other writing decision is odd. I think the Kamala stuff got to them and the convention stuff. Or something else. I think they are feeling the pressure....
>>152695615>KristyFuck. Why are there so many names that make the same sound?
>>152694863Why are BND writers so obsessed with may having sex?
>>152695650Cheap attempt at humor while also justifying her being alive because she is so heckin' fun and worth OMD for.
>>152695687Its really odd, its the third time.
Wanna wait till the full issue, but the peter/mj bit seems okay, tho a little too meta, and the drama too drawn out but its not baad. Some of the dialogue feels a little sloppy too. And lame kill ngl.
>>152695694Yeah the other two times is the one with Jameson Sr. and Ock during Dying Wish right? Slott is such a fucking hack, but even his hack jokes are being repeated by Lowe probably suggesting it to Kelly.
>>152695710I want to be reasonable. And I know comics can't have as much stuff going on because coloring and inking takes lomger than back then because comic art standards have gotten too high/narrow...but why the fuck are these stories so decompressed? This drama is not bad compared to other more drawn out shit but like...compare this to old Marvel and this quality is abyssal. Literally fucking shit smear of a story compared to that stuff.
>>152695733Decompression is pretty bad, especially for a comic split between two series yeah.>>152695718Yeah (sorry hadnt put in the name, forgot)
>>152694910To be fair, it wasnt actually her choice.
>>152695694>>152695718The Spencer run also had Boomerang (Peter’s age btw) immediately be attracted to her and start flirting
>>152695710>>152695733Pretty sure it’s so they can sell big thick Death Spiral TPBs for parents to buy their children.
>>152695824That seems very irresponsible.
>>152695877My first comic as a kid was The Other. Morlun plucking out Peter’s eye, eating it, and beating him to death. And I turned out fine :^)
>>152695897I think anon meant the money part. And how Marvel thinks parents will spend that much on comics for their kids when they just keep going forever.Also be glad you didn't pick up Marvel Zombies, Howard the Duck 2000s MAX run, that one Dark Reign issue with Sentry, or any of Ultimatum.
>>152694910>He probably thought we chose this.>We chose this.Kek, this fucking event is already starting great.
>>152695913Both content and value are concerns.
>>152695917Venom is gaslighting his hosts again…
Stinger from new issue Torment does indeed kill Shocker Fuck you, Kelly
>>152695917Ape-X is the Gorilla Grodd or Mssr. Mallah stand-in from Squadron Supreme, and Smash-it Fred is WIR. What is Strut Tough referencing?
>>152695953I’m pulling this straight out of my ass, but his increased presence among casuals will lead to a story of Jackal resurrecting him with powers as part of a massive plot against the Spider-Family.
>>152695991>but his increased presence among casualsWhat are you talking about?>lead to a story of Jackal resurrecting him We already did this>with powersThat's fucking lame
>>152695917Lol what a mess.
>>152694889>>152694900>>152694910>you diedSo did peter think she was previously dead? or is he reacting to her story? thats what it looks like.>we chose thisChose to bond or chose not to tell Peter?
>>152695917Yeah that's some Iffy characterization
Storytime?
>>152696147I kind of interpreted it as 'I chose this... because the alternative is dying...'
>>152696319This is editorial defending Paul. This is not having MJ claim agency.
>>152696230>>152696501
>>152696474Are we just meant to gloss over the fact that Paul had a central role in MJ's death?
