>>152690316i feel like most of the people around me wear glasses/contactsi spent my whole childhood pc gaming and watching tv and i have perfect vision, how did i avoid fate as a four eyed freak?
>>152690377Instead of telling people to take breaks from screens by closing eyes, the medical-industrial complex sells them glasses, which worsen their eyes, which makes them need stronger glasses, etc.
>>152690377Part of it is genetic, a tendency towards short/far-sightedness
>>152690417Are you retarded
>>152690424What's wrong with yellow options?
Why are they like this?
>>152690516Too horny for the office.
>>152690516Inappropriate in the workplace
>elf tit-mogged by a goblin Lol
>>152690341my google fu is weak, any sauce for this artist?
>>152690377Genetics. My dad wore glasses, I wear glasses, both of my siblings should wear glasses but they're too vain.
>>152690690Unsurprising, since elves typically do not breastfeed their offspring - their breasts are evolutionary holdovers. Most pureblood elves rarely grow beyond a C cup, and so-called "busty elves" usually have a non-elf grandparent or great-grandparent, depending on the race in question.Wild goblins, on the other hand, are almost constantly breastfeeding, as they reproduce quickly and frequently. Where a female elf with large breasts is considered an anomaly, a female goblin with small breasts is inversely considered an anomaly because it in part means said goblin has never had children.
>>152690518Luv me Tani.
>>152691344There's no fucking way that goblin knows the word "prosthetic."
>>152690316Buy an ad.
>>152691361Racist
>>152691361Maybe he stole some dude's prosthetic leg and that's how he learned about the term from the guy shouting about it.
>>152691534Fat queen.
>>152691307>The Principal is begining to think that meeting his goblin hollers at his place of work is a bad idea.
>>152692106Goblin Hookers*
>>152692121Yep that's me.
>>152690424>IHateFairyland.png
Why post and samefag this theread when there are many porn boards to us? Nobody cares about your mentally stunted fetish faggot.
>You have three main types of Goblin>Civilized, whose family has been in cities and villages for centuries. These have shorter than normal ears, softer appearances, less gigantic noses, and lighter green skin.>Uncivilized, who live more or less in Goblin communities outside major cities. These are your stereotypical goblins, with lither appearances, pointy noses and big ears.>Feral, wild Goblins with deep green skin, muscular or toned physiques, a penchment for rape and animalistic tendencies. These live out in the rocky mountains, Carpathians, and caucuses.
You guys just want to fuck midgets with huge tits.God, so do I.
>>152692194We domesticated goblins like we domesticated dogs.
>>152692245This is a Goblin who has undergone breast augmentation. Most Goblin women had their equivalent of a D-Cup at most, which is closer to one of our B-Cups.For a Goblin Women to have breasts that large has either been given hormones at an early age as well as have a mother and grandmother who was naturally busty.
>>152692283Wrong, goblins have naturally huge tits that get even bigger when they have kids.
>>152692283I wish you goblin scholars would preface your posts with whichever subspecies of goblin you are referring to, because that is only true for domesticated (or "civilized", as some have taken to calling them) goblins and you know it. Wild goblins naturally have larger breasts due to higher pregnancy rates, but at the cost of lower life expectancies.
>>152692342Use the stepladder I bought you bitch, stop bothering me.
>>152691307Where is this from?
>>152692411Just a student art project.
>>152692342>>152692376Yeah, this is why I don't understand the guys who want to actually date and/or marry a goblin. Like sex sure, absolutely fuck a green shortstack's brains out, but a relationship? Once they get acclimated to a real house, wild goblins can be so fucking demanding and lazy (I assume it's a holdover from being waited on hand and foot by stupid goblin males in their tribes, but still). I know domesticated goblins are a tiny bit better, but that's really not saying much since they are also pretty needy too.
total goblin holocaustthese creatures are made to be used in labor camps and nothing moremine the coal and shovel the gravel, stupid greenskin
>>152690316Other than the obvious sexual stuff, what would be the benefits of marrying a goblin? Would she be a good cook?
>>152693140I agree, they should be working.
>>152692325You spend too much time on the goblin lovers forums. Civilized goblins have the larger breasts due to greater access to food. Not everyone can be like Masha "Goblins" Pelm, who has a case of GMM(Goblin Macro Mastia) and has a pair of Double Js.
>>152693155You gotta post the rest of her origin.
Armored goblins
>>152693141This might actually be a surprise since I know they have a bit of a reputation for being insane, but goblins are surprisingly loyal, almost to a fault. I've heard stories of goblins staying in awful, abusive relationships just because they didn't want to give up on it (another reason I hate a lot of goblin domestication groups, they're usually full of those assholes). Domestically they aren't the best, they can handle cleaning okay but all the goblins I've ever met are atrocious cooks (at least as far as human food goes, I'm not adventurous enough to try goblin cuisine).>>152693188We're talking about natural breast size, not artificially increased size from fat gain. Obviously civilized goblins have bigger tits and fatter asses if they're eating more, but that comes with having bigger bellies and thicker thighs - which, obviously, isn't necessarily a downside, but it does make them harder to handle in the bedroom, since they lose out on getting to be manhandled like an onahole. Wild goblins give you naturally slim waists and fat titties, the best of both worlds.>Masha "Goblins" PelmAll that said, I am glad you are a man of culture, because Masha is pure sex.
>>152693396Lies, there's no fucking way Tani would ever fit a breastplate.
Armed goblins
>>152693740Rude goblins.
>>152692320>>152692342>>152693141>>152693155>>152693464God damn, I wish goblins were real. So I can suck the shit out of dem titty-balls. Whether they had milk or not.
>>152693859
>>152693440If we're talking strictly proportionally? Yes, wild goblins are naturally larger than their civilized or uncivilized cousins. A D Cup looks bigger on someone whose slim or lithe. That being said, the evidence does not lie; Even when not overweight, a Goblin woman on average is bustier than their Uncivilized or Feral cousins.>Masha is pure sex.Indeed. Have you seen her sister? She's not in any acting field like her but she is in some old photos of when they were teenagers. While not as big as Masha, she is still very large. I wonder what their mother looked like. I need to shake her hand.
>>152690377I guarantee you weigh atleast 400 pounds.
>>152693942That maybe true, but the greater point is genes.William Shatner got to outlive Leonard Nemoy, and he's fat as hell.Well, at least up at until recently.
>>152693440>(at least as far as human food goes, I'm not adventurous enough to try goblin cuisine)This nigga scared of eating pickled rat kek
>>152694041I think any nigga, whether actual nigga or not, would be afraid to try pickled rat. Even if there was goblin coochy on the line or not.
Modern goblins are fun
>>152694072Yeah, for Yankees fans. Otherwise.GO SOCKS!
>>152694104Get these ripper legends some Fosters and a pack of menthols!
how do I draw goblina
>>152694139Short. Huge tits. Fat ass. Green. Big ears.
>>152694139>>152694178Bonus points if big and or pointy nose.
>>152694139Draw it 3 to 5 heads tall. It'll help the proportions. drew this myself recently.
>>152693878I suppose technically a lot of a wild goblin's bustiness comes from how many pregnancies she's gone through. Here I am trying to argue that food shouldn't count for the breast size argument while conveniently ignoring the pregnancy aspect for Wild goblins. Shows how much of a hypocrite I am about the whole thing. Of course, this argument is primarily between Wild and Civilized goblins - I've never seen a Feral goblin with anything bigger than a very modest B-cup.>Have you seen her sister?Oh fuck, I haven't! I didn't even know she had a sister! I know what I'M looking up tonight!
>>152693942Does being fat improve your vision?
>>152693155
>>152691307Cool animation and cute chara design
>>152691307Similar vibes.
>>152694270When it comes down to it, Wild/Uncivilized Goblins are more or less akin to our own rural population. You've got some on the far side who are damn near borderline feral, and you've got some who are so "with it" that they're two steps shy of earning a STEM degree with how mechanize their farms are. From my own research, Civilized Goblins tend to be on the larger end on average, Uncivilized/Wild Goblins tend to be in the middle, bouncing between B-and-D, and pure Ferals are almost always sticks or somewhat toned. Such a shame really. But they stick to the old ways and wish a scourge upon modernity, and I can't say I blame they. They have returned to Monkey, so to speak.I don't think you'll find much in her way I'm afraid. Just a few shared instagram posts when Masha's grandfather died in a traffic accident. Apparently he rear-ended a Semi, which was carrying pianos. Each one fell right on his convertible.Such a shame, really.
Here I go gobbin again.
Don't make me tap the sign.
>>152694978If I am not meant to fuck the goblins, then why are they fuck-shaped?
Orcs/Orkz > Goblins
>>152695563
>>152695563Orcs are pretty cool
>>152694230>3 to 5 headsYeah that seems about right. I think 4 is just about the perfect size
Consider the cybergob.
>>152695689Which is which?
>>152695724You mean which ones correspond to which number of heads in size? Because I think that's fairly obvious.
>>152695989Joblins are mysterious creatures.
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
>>152692459Link then?
>>>/v/734195147testing goblins
>>152696820Fuck if I know man, find it yourself.
>>152696096
>>152695563Orcs are just Goblins that haven't undergone years of weird, degenerate domestication and inbreeding to produce a cruel parody of their ancestors, both neotenous and overly developed.A grim reminder of the fate of all who dare not fight the tides of Man unto the bitter end.
>>152697082Contrary to popular belief, Orcs and Goblins are more akin to Homo Sapians and Neanderthals in terms of genetics. Just as Human, Dwarf, and Gnome are genetically similar to one another, so are Orc, Elf, and Goblin. It's theorized that the initial progenitor were the Goblins, having split off from the ancient ancestors of all three nearly two million years ago. Over time, they retreated into the Mountains, where's Orcs found themselves inhabiting steppes and plains. Around one million years ago, Elves as we could call them broke off from these proto-orcs, and came to inhabit forests. Because all six of the major intelligent species - Humans, Dwarves, Gnomes, Orcs, Elves, and Goblins - all come from a singular source roughly five million years ago, all are genetically similar. While difficult, hybrid offspring are possible. Depending on the Mother, the pregnancy may be smooth and simple(Orc Mother/Gnome Father("Gnorc"), to rather dangerous(Goblin Mother/Human Father("Humlin").
>>152696820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyOW_7PBqGU
>>152695989>tfw reported to Human/Goblin relations again
>>152697319>last post two years agoRip in pepperoni I guess
>>152690316>>152690341>>152690424Nothing against all you goblinfuckers, but sometimes I miss when goblins were just scary Halloween and RPG monsters instead of sexy shortstacks.
>>152697507That's the magic of fiction, anon. You can have one or the other. Or both. Or even both at once. Whatever you want.
>>152697507One doesn't cancel out the other. Those goblins still exist.
>>152697510>>152697513You guys are right, it's good that both exist. It's also not like goblins didn't already have a bunch of variations in the past.I guess it's just a strange development to me that people want to fuck them now, but I can accept the weirdness. Keep posting cute goblin girls, I approve.
>>152697513
>>152697528It's just human nature. No matter how advanced we get, we will still be nothing more than dumb, horny monkeys.The moment we discover extraterrestrial life, the #1 question on everyone's mind will be "Can I fuck it?".
Gothblin.
>>152697528I don't think I'd say it's a now thing. Like this has been a thing since at least Midna. Likely farther back with Warcraft.
I like goblins in civilized armor
>>152699014>Monster to Negro>Gypsy to White
>>152697528There's five main flavours of Goblins as far as I can see:>the savage monster warriors who serve as dumb minions>the old smart-ass thief in the shadows who is probably the oldest in the party>the insane mad scientists who really like explosions>the busty sex-craving cute girl trying to seduce the tall men to varying degrees of success>the cute little team pet who occasionally acts like a dogThere's probably more. The point is that whilst there is one origin point, they've evolved to be very flexible as they work well as both dangerous low level pests or marketable comic reliefs and everything in between. As long as they're short and green with knife ears, that's kind of enough for them to be a goblin.
>>152697507>And goblins were still really really scary>Ugh, I don't like em, I don't like goblins
>>152699014The mid point is the perfect level for both of them. The "current day" ones are far too human.
>>152699073It's interesting that this variety of roles only ever seems to apply to female goblins - from what I've seen, male goblins are almost universally of the first category, savage idiots that basically exist as cannon fodder and die in droves (though granted as a goblinfucker myself my view of the situation might be intentionally skewed).
>>152697573Uncivilized/Village Goblins having fun.
>>152699208When I used to play World of Warcraft, I was on a Roleplaying server. Of all the goblins I met, almost all of them were either money-grubbing thieves, auctioneers, "entrepreneurs", mad scientists, and such. Except for one. He fashioned himself our guild's "Honorable Defender" and fought against those stereotypes. He was still, on some level, a greedy goblin - but he put it aside to do his duty.
>>152691361>CRUM IS MEK FAEK EER. IS LOOK GUD?
>>152697169>It's theorized that the initial progenitor were the Goblins, having split off from the ancient ancestors of all three nearly two million years agoHoo golly, you sure do like kicking hornets nests, don't you? You remember the last time this got brought up in a public forum? Modern orcs may not be the barbaric savages the media tends to paint them as but they still tend to get pissed off pretty easily, and you know as well as I do they hate the "goblin origin" theory.
>>152694409MISTAH DU BWAH
>>152699606Their Ogre-Theory has no basis. Yes, genetically they are similar, but Ogres descend from an entirely different species all together. They cannot interbreed either. The truth is this: Orcs, Goblins, and Elves were at one time the same. Just lime how Humans, Goblins, and Dwarves were the same.
>>152699014Modern day Orc lookin mighty zesty
THE ONLY GOOD GOBLIN IS A DEAD GOBLIN THEYRE EVIL AND GROSS
Here is a category list of all known sub-types/hybrids and commons names for them. From Humans to Gnomes.>Human+Orc = Horc.>Human+Elf = Helf.>Human+Goblin= Humlin.>Human+Dwarf = Huwarf.>Human+Gnome = Humone.>Dwarf + Orc = Dwaorc.>Dwarf + Elf = Dwelf.>Dwarf + Goblin = Dwoblin.>Dwarf + Gnome = Dwarme.>Dwarf + Human = Dwarmen.>Gnome + Orc = Gnorc.>Gnome + Elf = Gnelf.>Gnome + Goblin = Gnoblin.>Gnome + Dwarf = Gnorf.>Gnome + Human = Gnoman.The first part of the name is predicated on who the father is. Normally an interspecies mingling has a 50/50 genetic match, but when it comes to these types, there is a chance for reasons we do not understand for the father to have more of a hold genetically than the other, resulting in a 55-65% split on average, with sometimes the father's genes suppressing the mother's almost entirely, creating a hybrid that looks almost like the father. Now this is rare, and only really occurs in populations that have been "Civilized" for generations, leading to higher instances of it. For Orc to Goblin, here's the list.>Orc+Human = Orcmen.>Orc+Elf = Orelf.>Orc+Goblin = Orcblin.>Orc+Dwarf = Orf.>Orc+Gnome>Elf+Human = Elfman.>Elf+Dwarf = Elrf.>Elf+Gnome = Elome.>Elf+Orc = Elrc.>Elf+Goblin = Elblin.>Goblin+Human = Gobman.>Goblin+Dwarf = Gobarf.>Goblin+Gnome = Gobnome.>Goblin+Orc = Goborc.>Goblin+Elf = Golf.
>>152700189Orc+Gnome = Orome.*Never type essays when half asleep, gentlemen.
>>152698907
>>152700189>Human+Goblin= HumlinIt might be hypocritical of me to say considering I adore giant goblin milkers and vicelike green shortstack pussy, but humlin kids are some of the most annoying fucking creatures on the planet. I get kids as a whole are rambunctious as fuck but any time I go out and see a human/goblin family they're surrounded by shitty little feral asshole children that neither of their parents do anything to corral. I've been bitten MULTIPLE TIMES by a humlin kid, for fucks sake!
If a Goblin family tree has had at least five instances of Human intermingling successively - that is, every parents, grandparent, great-grandparent etc., has had at least one human - it comes to the point that many can be seen as a strange looking miniature elf. Some have taken this new form of a highly mixed Human+Goblin hybrid and christined them "Kobolds". But such instances are incredibly rare, happening in 1 out of every 10.5 Million Goblin Families.Pic Related was Sir Walter Rosewood, an early supporter of American Independence in 1760. He is noted as being a Gobman of refined taste and close friend of Benjamin Franklin, accompanying him on his journeys in France.
>>152700284My friend, that is just their Human+Goblin Blood comingling and granting them the energy of a Goblin whilst having the increased limb-length of a Human to actually see to it that their wiles are satiated. On a related note, my old neighbor married a Gobman from Mexico. A sweet woman, made the spiciest, sweetest salsa I ever had.Have you ever seen a Gobman Latina before, anon? Speaking Spanish fluently, being slightly taller than average and having grass-kissed skin with big, curly black hair and bright amber eyes?
You are now thinking of Goblin latinas.
>>152692133Imagine how awful it would be to be born a half-goblin male. You're 4'11 and weird-looking with vertiligo and have to watch all your sisters be used as fetishbait for human men. They'd be Elliot Rodger on steroids.
>>152700763Thats not always the case. Sure Vertiligo is more common in Gobmen or Humlins, but its still a rather rare instance. You're more likely, depending on the father, to be a fair bit taller than the Goblin parent with a bit more of a build on them.
>>152693740WAAAHHHG!
>mfw irl goblins are gross and mexicanWhy is God such an asshole? Why?
>>152700897Not all of them are uggos.
Rest in peace, GobSmalls. The coolest Orcblin I ever known.
Behold, a lesbian pair. A Goblin and a Gnome at a renn faire.
>>152701235Gimmie the gnome.
>>152700189What about trolls?
Goblin milk.
>>152690377Its almost like it has nothing to do with screens and everything to do with genes
>>152701591Actually taste like pickle.
>>152701645Look, it's an acquired taste, okay? And it tastes a whole lot better when the source is actively into the feeding process, I promise you.
>>152701645Tickle that pickle!
>>152701431Trolls are... Interesting. They're an off-shoot of Elves, and tend to be more feral and uncivilized. Very few in their population tends to become civilized as we would put it. They inhabit the jungles of South America and in the depths of The Dark Continent.
>>152702207I like Honeys design, but her voice just doesn't sound very gobliny to me.
>>152702265I still don't know if there aren't any troll/human hybrids because it's not genetically possible, because it IS possible but the resultant offspring are so unhealthy that they don't survive, or because trolls are so supremely fucking ugly nobody wants to even try. Like I really don't want to be that guy but seriously, have you ever seen a hot troll?
>>152702360Its the same situation as the Tau in Warhammer 40,000. The fandom says that their women are hot with huge tits, but the reality is they're smaller than humans and are almost always flat. Thats the same with Trolls. The reality is that Troll females are... Honestly very ugly. More apeish than anything.
>>152702265Trolls are actually just the fruiting body of the mountains, a form of mineral life
>>152702543You're confusing Trolls with Golems. Contrary to their namesake, they are not clay men brought to life by Jewish magic. They are a large, snail-like creature encasing its body in many hollowed out rocks and boulders.
>>152702360>trolls are so supremely fucking uglysaid the goblin fucker
Does anyone remember the time Goblins, Gobmen, and Humlins fought in the US Airforce over Korea back in '52? They had specialize fighters designed just for them.
my wife is short, undead, cute and 300 years old
>>152702637You made her cosplay a pokemon?
>>152698006>Like this has been a thing since at least Midna.I never thought of Midna as a "goblin," but I agree she was similar enough to be considered part of the origin of all this. World of Warcraft probably did kickstart female goblin love, but they still looked like nasty goblins in 2004.
How smol will you go?
>>152702850That is gonna result in some splinters and burned butt cheeks
>>152703317Not to mention permanent deafness.
>Results from 2025's Twitch and Youtube earnings come out.>In the ASMR category, because thats a thing apparently, Melissa "CaressingEars" Daven has been declared the top rated ASMRtist on Youtube, with Andrea "Tapping Fingers" Sanders declare the top rated ASMRtist on Twitch.Makes sense, given those big ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
Such a pretty smile
>>152703608The Green Goblin, despite the name and make up, is not a Goblin, but instead a Human man in Greenface, and should not be considered an example of the Goblin community.>>152703628Feral Goblins have an appeal.
>>152703628brushie brushie
>>152690316
>>152703741Mantis Toboggan
>>152703741>Mr. Golinart is helping me find my gun
>>152697599>we will still be nothing more than dumb, horny monkeys.you can just like.. not be a degen coomer animal man?
>>152704443GOBBELIN' GIRL FROM THE MYSTERY WORLD
>>152703608
>>152703958So I started blasting
>>152702584I'm not fucking the males, dude. Female goblins are cute as hell.
>be nobleman on grand adventure to goblin lands>meet tribal goblin girl>love>marry her>teach her all about fancy living>bring her back home>it's a huge scandal but her manners do impress some members of high society
>>152704688
>>152704720A goblin wearing underwear? Scandalous!
>>152704797Too much time spent around humans.
>>152690417Nigga its 20-20-20Look 20ftFor 20secEvery 20minhttps://health.osu.edu/health/eye-health/relieve-computer-eye-strain
>>152700189>Orc+GnomeIs what?
>>152704851Orome, meant to add it but it slipped me.
>>152699813Don't be a fucking retard Harry!
>>152704851What is this?
>>152705661A Gobman/Humlin. A rogue no less. En garde!
>>152705701>Gobman/HumlinHonestly sounds like a racist attack.
>>152701591>>152701645Don't think I can ever get enough.
>>152701188But all of them are not green :(
>>152697319Where is that audio from?
>>152705621Fanny Ranger, celebrity bard, perhaps you've heard of her?
>>152699073>not mentioning best Gob
Luv me Tani.
>>152706700Not gonna get much essence out of a goblin soul.
GobLenin
>>152706713>communist>also retardedChecks out.
>>152702710I love the goblins from that series.
>>152706908this joblin is SO adorable.
>>152707008
>>152706986Truth
>>152702620That looks like something Wile E. Coyote would order out of the ACME catalog.
>>152707176Thats why only Goblin pilots were given it.
>>152706908sph
>>152692411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyOW_7PBqGU
>>152703628Hob knoblin'Wif da goblin.
>>152690424Getting grabbed aggressively like that by a shortstack is kinda hot
Green buttcheeks.
>>152708338More.
>>152708426
>>152708452
>>152708620
>>152703634Fuck you he's got a gobbo pass.
>>152707844flick's goblin girls are grade A fantastic
>>152709109Hell yea.
>>152701645Finally... pilk
