Dreamer EditionQOTT: Are you a derse or prospit dreamer? (Either take the extended zodiac test or just tell us what you think). How do you think that would effect you on a possible sburb playthrough. Would you go to the clouds/dark gods for guidance and knowledge. Would you awaken early or even before the game starts? Previous Session: >>152682977
FIRST FOR PROSPITCEST
>>152700668fuck dem prospit kids. ctulhus will whisper me secrets to get a grasp at narrative and unlock ultimate self early on
I want to give Dave a gentle handjob
I have my thinking cap on
>>152700668I'm a secret third thing
>>152700746I want to give Dave a torturous handjob
>>152700746>>152700929underwhelming striderjob...?
>>152700668>Are you a derse or prospit dreamer?I like Carapacians.The cruelest irony of homestuck's fandom is how the fans absolutely love the concept of Derse/Prospit as aesthetics, but can't bring themselves to care about it's inhabitants thanks to hussie's dogshit worldbuilding.Why are these conversation starters even a thing to begin with?
>>152700668Derse, my thoughts a dark an dreary and my eyes bloodshot and weary.Also, I think the extended zodiac test for aspect is bullshit since it doesn't give class since class modifiers can warp a persons' aspect in ridiculous ways. It's impossible to tell aspect without class and vice versa.>>152694862First I start with an idea for a character then decided which caste best serves what I want to do with that character. Except for my trollsona that's my actual caste/blood colour.
>>152700746I want to aggressively finger Roxy
>>152700746>>152700929>>152701026Unfunny bot posts
>>152700854AW SHIT ANOTHER KINO FAN ADVENTURE MIGHT BE MADE BY AN ARTIST IN THESE THREADS
>>152700668>QOTTDerse and it's not even a question>Would you go to the clouds/dark gods for guidance and knowledge. Almost certainly, but it's okay, I'm built differently and can handle the horrors beyond human comprehension just fine.>Would you awaken early or even before the game starts? Not sure. What affected the time of the awakening again?
>>152700854>mass appealHow many fanventures with religious references are there all of a sudden!?
>>152700732
>>152701198Because I'm a stupid chud that created my baseline ideas before I started reading Prisonbound to see it also has religious themes (still in the middle of reading)
>>152701420i love seeing religious themes done in reverence. im excited to read
>>152700732>>152701356You two should kiss
>>152700668>QOTT: Are you a derse or prospit dreamer? (Either take the extended zodiac test or just tell us what you think). How do you think that would effect you on a possible sburb playthrough. Would you go to the clouds/dark gods for guidance and knowledge. Would you awaken early or even before the game starts?NIGGA IM DERSE IM EVIL N SHIT IM DARK despite being a light player im on the dark planetmaybe im a shining beacon but alas im a mageI still have no idea how aradia god tiered on derse
>>152700668>QOTT: Are you a derse or prospit dreamer?Derse Nigga>How do you think that would effect you on a possible sburb playthrough.Nah, we ball>Would you go to the clouds/dark gods for guidance and knowledge.Nah, we ball Would you awaken early or even before the game starts?Nah, Zzzzzzz
>>152701549we ballinas always.
>>152701464I will try not to disappoint! Btw I'm enjoying your work and am glad my partner dangled the characters over my face to get me to read it lol
>>152701546there are revival crypts in the core of the moons.They are back ups in case your dream self dies, as was the case with Aradia and all the trolls. These beds instantly give you god tier upon death of the body,.
>>152700854He will make her behave
>>152700854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9lNbNGbo24
>>152701594You are not immune to cute dorks.
>>152700854>nice lady, polite and fun loving>faggot
>>152701420Can the Counselor touch me? Please?
Most fattest of asses in all of Skaia, featuring all the girly girls of the beta and alpha trolls.https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzq9R4yRhttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNzq9R4yRhttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNzq9R4yR
>>152702029And humans, fuck I forgot to put that.
>>152702029>Most fattest of asses in all of SkaiaJake. Next.
>>152702049I see we have some comedians in this thread.
>>152702029By the way, this is inspired by a tier list I made last night of asses. No order.
>>152702061It's true and canon
>>152702061It's true though, there's a reason why he can pull off a Lara Croft cosplay so well
>>152701549>least unhinged dirk fanart
REMINDER: you don't hate homestuck writers hard enough. You may think you already do, but you really don't, not as much as you actually should.
>>152702266Jesus Christ, someone did mention this but I didn't think it was real
>>152702266>picrelGross. Somewhat related, are we in the "Jingling Keys" era of Homestuck now? Saying this because of yesterday's events. The Dirk drawing among other things.
>>152702266Why
>>152702039this art is fucking amazing. genuine piece of candy in art form
>>152700668>>152700732>>152701017>>152701546>They don't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8V1tKhngDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9qgBewkaiU
>>152702266Its unfortunate that this is a real and somewhat common thing
>>152702367i got a fucking heart attack this guy looks just like me. dumb pose, dumb smirk, dumb hair and sunglasses. holy crap
>>152702392oh wait thats a woman
>>152702266this was the fault of a single writer and not the rest of the group so dont chuck them into the same pile the rest of hiveswap was very nice compared to the chapters written by this guy (whos ipgd if you havent parsed already lol)
>>152702392that is piggy aka ipgd aka ctset aka vfromhomestuck a woman
>>152702293you only think its key jigging because you heard other people saying it was.have critical thinking for a single second, why would you announce that your characters are trans in some random drawing not even related to hsbc. (and also that it was a request) and what does the latest dirk drawing have to do with this, its just a normal drawing
>>152702420Wait, the anonymous writer for Marvus route was ipgd all along? Goddam, that bitch really ruins everything she touches. Fuck all these /hsg/ oldfags who crowdfunded that stupid dildo
>>152702422BONUS:https://youtu.be/HkWsmto3hbw
>>152702422now itll be tranny behavior if i say i look like her. but still, the thumbnail gave me a scare
>>152702468iirc yes + epilogues + anything fetishy in friendsim is her fault 100%so that goes for the pit scene, the diaper stuff etc etc
>>152702293>Somewhat related, are we in the "Jingling Keys" era of Homestuck now?It's been apparent for a while, I'd say at least since around the pilot
>>152698187There is no blog. I mean we have X accounts, but nothing dedicated to the OCs if that's what you meant.
>>152702488you look hot either way bro
>>152702435>have critical thinking for a single second, why would you announce that your characters are trans in some random drawing not even related to hsbcLOLFans know canon is irrelevantHussie knows that he just has to float the idea of a possibility that may never be and it'll be important to everyone, like any bit of hidden "almost lore" is in fandoms. he's winning points without committing, masterful play.
>>152702538thanks bro
>>152702420Who's ipgd?
>>152702392>>152702488Sorry anon, now you're obliged to get into piss, bestiality, diapers, dog dick jade and, worst of all, davekat
>>152702587i cant accept getting into piss i actually like some girl piss hoho i even drew some shit for vp and didnt got banned lmaobut DAVEKAT!? NO SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152702577 watch these lol>>152702367but tldr is shes a really freaky person that joined the writting team on shady terms and is responsable for the more fetish heavy things in friendsim and the epilogues
>>152702545you're completely ignoring the context of the it would be key jigging if hussie straight up posted the drawing with no context, when in reality hussie asked for prompts to draw and he obviusly played into the ironic woke aspect. think with me for a secondhow the fuck would kanaya be trans? shes a troll, they have both genitals already. dont just listen to what people say.
>>152702564no problem. wanna kiss? no homo though
>>152698920btw this is this girls self insert. shes a heavy stridercest fan>>152702649nah bitch i kiss only fujo girls
>>152702676hand holding atleast? pretty please..
>>152702706dear fan. keep your distance. gog be your judge, but i pack a heavy punch
Okay guys, now that the silliness has died down, let's get the REAL questions in play. First off, who is gonna be the Rose to my John?
>>152702266>>152702475That route was utter shit but the early part of bad ending branch with Zebruh was pretty satisfying.
>>152702888>Triple 8sYou'll get Vriska and You'll like it.
>>152700746dirk...>>152700929bro....
>>152702898My first trips... and they're 8's?! It must be a sign.
Sorry anon but i can only be jade!
>>152702888im only dave, can we still work it out?
Looking for a Roxy gf>Must drink>Must drink>Must drink even more>Cute
>>152702924Sighs...>>152702932Sorry Dave, I am not a homosexual!
Greetings /hsg/. I was wondering if you guys would be interested in a divegrass team, similar to the one from the 4cc teams. For example, here is /co/'s team.
>>152702367>>152702392>>152702420>>152702422>>152702624IPGD was a tripfag on old /hsg/ for a while. She did some decent art but was also prone to lots of >blogging that shit up entire threads. There's a photo somewhere of the gift package she sent to Hussie full of stuff donated by anons including a bucket and a taxidermied wolf and a giant blue horsecock from baddragon.
>>152702956I don't know what this is, sorry anon.
>>152702919you are NOT john egbert, and when a girl like vriska comes to your life, she will ruin you.
>>152702956That'd be kind of fucking funny. Sure, why not.>>152702966Virtual soccer.
>>152702717a handshake?..
What does (You)r shipping chart look like, anon?
>>152702964>There's a photo somewhere of the gift package she sent to Hussie full of stuff donated by anons including a bucket and a taxidermied wolf and a giant blue horsecock from baddragon.i fucking remember being shown that pic and being told thats how she got into the team, like it won hussies favor somehow
>>152703024I don't ship characters with other characters. I ship them with MYSELF. Rose is at the top and so is Aranea.Another day... another yearning for Rose...
>>152702964>she sent to HussieDidn't she deliver these things in person?
>>152702956Send him in.
>>152703034Someone's thirsty for lightbound sluts.
>>152703024It's just a long list of sss tier of me and every single lady in HS
>>152703053YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. I AM.
>>152703060based
>>152703062>>152702888>says he loves rose>picrel only shows dark rosedo you have something to tell?
>>152703024I did this the other day, some of these aren't set in stone. No disrespect meant of course.
>>152703108I like my women sassy and sometimes angry.
>>152703034>I don't ship characters with other characters. I ship them with MYSELF
>>152703024I've considered posting a filled up version of pic related, but it would be a total clusterfuck especially with all these potential red, pink, black and maybe gray lines.Maybe someone bolder will make use out of it it.
>>152703118>OTPSo you get off to imagining anons having gay hatesex with each other?
>>152703179No, that's weird and I only get autistic about fictional characters. OTP has been a term used since you were a sperm in your dad's nutsack and I'm gonna keep using it. No offense.
>>152703166
>>152703118okay, i have lots of questions so please answer them.why is brojohn so bad and brodave so good?what the hell is eridandavewhy is sollux and eridan the best. actually you seen to like eridan toooo damn much but overall i love this list, stridercest is good, amporacest is good, brodave is brave, jonhkat is good!
>>152703024
>>152703223Based
>>152703223
>>152703201Hey, I'm not talking about OTP as a word, I'm just saying that Eridan and Sollux are explicitly the most 4chan-like trolls (after Mituna) so Erisol is basically two anons whose online argument turns into hatefucking
>>152703246
>>152703024>"Funny" tends to refer to how I feel about the fanbases, overall mostly neutral on these ships, but some are probably a bit higher or lower, however the humor overpowers those feelings>"Unfortunate" means I could've potentially (or at some point did) liked it, but it's almost irreparable at this point >"Sigh" refers to ships that I think have no, and never had any, shot whatsoever to be good, and the only way they might work is in a completely disconnected AU with heavy changes
>>152703226>why is brojohn so bad and brodave so good?I'm a fan of sibcon shit, it's really that simple. I can generally understand why people ship what they ship and I would never really shit on someone for what they ship so I don't have anything against Brojohn shippers or anything>what the hell is eridandaveI like shipping things for the hell of it. This fandom used to be so good for that kind of shipping back in the day, I miss it...>why is sollux and eridan the bestI don't have the brain capacity to give an in depth blurb but in simple terms I enjoy when characters antagonize each other and have a decent amount of drama>>152703249Ooh please patient with me I am so stupid sometimes
>>152703223...and they all take turns raping him
>>152703307oh okay since you seem to like eridan a lot are you going to buy the eridan plush?i think im going to buy it, then we could show our eridan when it delivers! i think that would be cool
>>152703118The only thing that shocks me about this is Kankri and Cronus being so low, I thought that'd be the kind of thing right up your alley.
>>152703360This is an old tier list that I don't feel like updating right now so I'll add some addendums to it. First ROSEDAVE is a tier. Dirkdave is c tier and not D tier. And karezi is a tier. Honestly might even put it S tier. Spider8reath is still better tho.
>>152703353I have already dropped cash on it... I could not resist... join me>>152703370Yeah for some reason my brain just doesn't vibe with it. Was a bit of a pain being a Cronus fan and that being the main content with him lol
>>152703289Thinking of swapping Gamkar and Kankar, but that might be just because I can jerk off to the latter.
>>152703405okay i think ill buy it. our eridans will meet and it will be glorious.also im going to do the ship list to soo give your thoughts soon..
>>152703405I like that fish. That's a good fish right there.
>>152701594giggles im glad yall like it <33
jane and rose bonding over having a breeding kink
>>152701594
>>152703672Madness Combat looking ass
>>152704342Hank would be the Prince of Blood.
look at my rage player dawg my session is FUCKED
>>152704411more like lord of newgroundsmaybe knight of newgrounds
>>152700668Derse. I already have pretty bad sleep problems, what's another on the pile?
Training Nepeta to become a knight. Shield and sword and everything. Don’t let her know that they’re silver foil over a pink plush interior and she will look absolutely ridiculous when the lvl 1 carapacians cause them to burst into fluff
>>152703690Every Homestuck girl has a breeding kink though.
Dirknep
>>152704599damara would rather have the cum all over her than in her
>>152704555>training a Rogue to be a knightThat would severely stress her out, just let the girl follow her natural instincts and pickpocket randos
>>152703024 >>152703574made it. what we thinkin
>>152704658Why not both?
>>152700668whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028 https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028 https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028magma: https://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152704757Mm yes respectable taste my good sir
>>152704757>>152705111PROSPIT CEST OH MY GOD YOU DREW IT THANK YOUUUUUUU
>>152704757Quite fond of Lalondecest.
>>152703024I need to update my list. anons have like brojohn poster helped me see the vision
>>152705186hmm very interesting. Dirkdave anon it seems. Quite an interesting list. While the only position i disagree with majorly is Brodave and roxygen. Overall i think a good list.
>>152705186>crotuna dead lastYOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
>>152705185yeah i just love lalondecest, mom or roxy it doesnt matter. it has even less art than prospitcest and that sucks
>>152704599Yeah, breeding FROGS. Get your head in the game Anon, the reckoning is about to start!
i was thinking and, would a tsundere be considered a kissmesis or flushed?
Fish sex will be real in two minutes.
>>152705263this is the only bit of lalonde cest i got. Maybe soon i will draw it anon :))
>>152705208thanks, man. I heard bc sorta shits on some ships like roxygen, which is a shame, but I'll update it when I finally read itthat said, I'm fairly malleable, so if anons want me to see their vision, I'm likely to change my mind about their otps>>152705212IM SO SORRY BUT MITUNA NEEDS TO BE PROTECTEDalso cronus works better as a character if he is never able to get laid less it be with eridan or something kek
>>152705421honestly if it wasnt for bc i would be nicer to it. but i would always see it as a less good grimdorks desu. besides i dont think that john works well with passive types at all. Hes wayyyy to passive to be with another passive person desu. For better and for worse he kinda needs someone active in his life.
drawing has been a bit of a pain today but im gonna push through for john jade.
>>152702956I love Australian Poptart Dog
>>152705499surprisingly, vriskadave is kinda growing on me, its the idea of vriska wanting to steal terezi's patron the really gets me thinking. i kind of want to see your interpetation of it
>>152705659Hmmmmm Dave has a tendency to block out anyone who he doesn't want to speak to. Unlike John who has an almost inability to do so. And that's the reason he gets so many friends. But if Vriska tried to fuck with Dave the most you could get out of him is a slightly genuine angry rant lathered in irony and quips.
>>152705499what do you think of roxygen in the context of john being june and trans roxy? i think that change might make the ship better/more interesting. lets see what hsbc does with it.
>>152705753Still the problem that both Roxy and John are way to passive as people. They want someone to come onto them and like make the changes and guide them. Rouges needs causes to fight for and Heirs needs directions to go in. Especially in John's case. Heirs of breath seem to do best when the wind is actively pushing them in a direction, allowing for instinct to kick in. That's why John loved the game so much.
>fish sex is not realFishy. Fraudulent.
>>152705797nta but I just commissioned Moonrunes to draw Romana and Prinna so there'll be sexy fish sometime in the future.
>>152705776ah, my life would be so different if john was a homesexual. most straight ships with him dont work that well and the only that works perfectly is with his sister. but that wont be canon sadly.
>>152705824I think spider8reath is really the only other ship that works without changing Johns character in a major way. Which should be said that that *isn't* a bad thing as long as it isn't a fundamental change. Like making John an active character who has a handle on his own life. Because that's not how he works or even wants to work.Vriska would definently force John to grow a spine and a stronger will, but Vriska would still be the one helping him and being that force in his life. And John would give her the freedom and motivation to become a better person too.
>>152705849i thought of spiderbreath but i think theres already some stuff going on about vriska and terezi on the epilogs? but i havent read it so what do i know.and we know that spiderbreath time has become the past. its just going to stay unfinished/unsatisfying for the rest of time.
Drew an Aranea for a friend.
>>152705899Agreed. That's a problem with the base Homestuck comic. Trying to shoehorn it in now isn't gonna fix it. The absolute latest John would have been able to actually do something with Vriska is after he's done retconing. But even then that's AFTER a 3 year time skip. I hate to say it but I think the only way to make spider8reath work on a mechanical plot level would be for a John to somehow save Vriska from death right before Cascade. And either have John and Jade join everyone on the meteor or something. So that Vriska and John could have that time to themselves. Or an even better idea is to just drop the fucking time skip all together. Cause frankly what was the POINT of the time skip. The alpha kids would have had plenty of time to shine without having to make the audience mostly gloss over 3 years of both beneficial and detrimental development. Hussie just wanted an excuse to change the characters to make MORE drama happen.
>>152705908idk if i should feel turned on by that ammount of ass or scared because of that death stare
>>152705908bed-breaking creampie sex.
>>152705937kinda of a change of topic but do you think that theres going to be a new ship in this "endgame" state of homestuck?a part of me wants that, i want to see if hussie has the balls to do that. but it highly depends on the ship.
>>152706001Almost certainly. They are hardcore pushing John/Junerezi. Davekat obviously. Who knows what's next. Maybe RoseJade is endgame??? I have no idea. Maybe even Jaderosekanaya. I can't fucking predict them.
>>152706000
>>152706045Holy fuck That's hot
>>152705908Definitely not lightly built
Are there any Homestuck fans left who aren't trans?
>>152706157Only those fucking them
>>152706018i guarantee most of these relationships wont last.the word jaderosekanaya just makes want to puke.davekat was already a thing so it staysbut junerezi is definetly doomed and bound to break apart, terezi is just weird man.. she just cant be on a long term relationship. thats why i cant understand daverezi, its just a one time fuck and then its going to be dysfunctional.
>>152705908The face looks off.
>>152706157Male and fucking trans guy pussy.
>>152706045You heard me fine lil momma.
>>152706217One of the low effort ones who's indistinguishable from any other quirky girl, or one of the frog-voiced titless ones?
Derse
>>152706272Dont do this. Only villains do this.
>>152706045Hey buddy what's Aransas cupsize.
Resident evil 9 is very terezi coded
>>152705954Is it a good amount of ass?>>152706000>>152706045Want to draw like this some day.
Came back from getting pizza, I see Aranea's cute ass in this thread multiple times...Tonight's gonna be a good night... I love lightbound players.
>>152706535Is that you AraneAnon?
>>152706539No, I'm the one that says "Another day... another yearning for Rose" almost every day.
>>152706554Did you see the Rose I drew... I wanna say, two weeks ago? Seer, hips on display, thigh highs?
>>152706157Straight from the underground
>>152706566That sounds familiar... can you please resend it? I wanna see her. :)
>>152706571Happily.
man you guys are good. good shit areana drawer guy.ill try to keep up haha
>>152706587OH YES, THIS ONE! I REMEMBER! Oh this is so good, anon, thank you. I'm saving this and never forgetting it. This will be used as reference for nefarious commissions.
>>152706603Nefarious commissions? If you ever get them around, be sure to @ me on Blusky and Twitter, I'd love to see 'em. I'm at floppydisk789
>>152706612You got it bud!
Imagine if you would.Rose being felt up by Imps on a crowded bus.
>>152706656I love Sburb imp/ogre action on the players. I'm stealing this too.
>>152706656Rose is too WASP to ride on public transportation
>>152706670WASP?
Imagine the Veggie Gang.
>>152706678I can't believe I share this board with newgens
>>152706664>>152706670Perhaps, but imagine the sight. A teenage Rose being hounded and squeezed by Black Imps as she wears the Seer costume(its for a party), unable to move because of how tight the bus is packed.
>>152706685I'm not NEWGEN... I read the comic 6 years ago! don't you slander my name anon...
>>152706696This is very hot. Very hot indeed. You have a good mind, anon.
>>152706708I've been writing/RPing this for years. Hell I'm on the newly revived MxRP right now as a Big Titty Vriska, because its been so long.
rose gives dave one of the remotes to like a vibrator and dave ruins her god damn life by knowing how to put her in the worst situations with it. either that or rose experiencing intense breast envy at the beach. I think thats a funny scenario. I like characters being hella jealous of other characters being hotter than them, its funny to me. Rose staring daggers at jade cause shes a c cup while rose is flat as a board.
>>152706697>Reading Homestuck after it finished
>>152706746MxRP is back? Is it active?
>>152706868It came online about three days ago. You've got... 200-250 people on average. About 100 more than DB.
>>152706697Newgen behavior
>>152706746I've been dying for roleplay recently... I may or may not see you there anon...
>>152706913Depends on who you're playing as.
>>152706922>myself of course.
>>152706880Oh neat. Would love to do Homestuck RPing again.
>>152706929Eh, I don't have a John selected. They've all been very... Poorly written, poorly played, or surprised me by switching to June. Now a Karkat? That'd be fun.
i wonder what i would do, i feel like i would do jade but honestly i dont know how interested i am in doing jade for anything other than well you can probobly guess. i think i can pull off a dave tho. and a karkat. Hmmmmmmmmmm maybe even a vriska??
Big titty Vriska I drew last summer.
>>152707030very good!thats awsome dude :)
Fucking hate light players
hate fucking light players
fucking FUCKING light players
...light players....
Why do I keep running into Cuck Karkats. Karkat isn't a Cuck, at least, not anymore.
Please somebody use one of these to make a Dave Edit. I´d use it, in fact I use Gradation when I imagine my own AMV of my own Homestuck fanfic https://youtu.be/O2nEirNPXPMAm I crazy?
>>152707448>at least, not anymoresorry anon but you can't get your cuck card revoked its sort of permenant
.........
>>152707448lol
>>152707533thought he was gonna piss himself at the end for a moment there cause of that infamous video
>No Karkat wants to bother or be bold and do something with my Big Titty Vriska.Aw.
>>152702956Who tf would be the modeler and team captain who would sort all the shit out? You?Wait is this just trying to get a homestuck character into the co team? Either go with karkat or vriska
>>152705599>them reading a cookbook together before they make a shared dinner for their date
https://homestuck.net/official/circus-break/115.html
Top 3 niche fanventures you want more people to read: GO. No, anything above 300 favorites is not niche. Do not send some Sburb.Exe bullshit.
>>152707748Everything I see with current hussie makes me glad I will never read current hussie
>>152707727I was more imaginening Jade reading sasacares for the first time. Hahah this is supposed to be in the first 40 days of their prospitarian ship adventure, trying to like, be normal with eachother. Except they dont know how so they accidently get into romantic situations that makes them be all weird for eachother. Uhhh, other than that yeah thank you!And good night /HSG/ Have a good night! And dreams of prospitcest!!!
>hey, hey dirk>you ever seen this video called 2 girls 1 cup?>dad it was me who showed you that you moron
What is gooseworx's classpect
>>152707819Baited of Rage
>>152703024none of these shipping charts have terezi/jane so i dunno
>>152707774>Sub 300Why Space Days of course.I dont know man, MSPFA is already a niche community, Id argue that those 3000~ favorites on Sburb.exe are a majority of the active userbase. Alabaster is *almost* niche with your definition, because its at 393 favs, but it is widely (as widely as it can be for this small community) known for being the longest ongoing fanventure in regards to time.
Best aspect? Which one is full of based people
>>152708154Light players. Because they almost always have big boobs.
>>152708167Vriska is flat as a board
>>152704940Hey arthostfag quick question. Did you archive the previous whiteboard or was that too dnb or well too small maybe shitty to be archived(written while watching someone draw on the whiteboard)
>>152708191I did say almost always.
>>152704599>the idea of vriska having a breeding kinklol
I made an account when it opened posted like thrice but did the MSPAforum relaunch amount to anything?
>>152707748This one sucked
>>152708419It's funny because I'm imagining her saying "YOU DID THIS TO ME" and actually killing me
KILL HIMN O W
>>152708472it was somewhat active but died when the official discord happened because all the active people on there migrated to it
KILL BOTH OF THEM N O WR I G H T N O WOW
Why is all the hsg drawfags european? I accidently stay up past midnight and theres 7 new drawings. Is all drawfags just eurofags?
>>152708558suicide pact with dirk...
>>152708553If you had to pick then, what would you say is the best place for fandom yammering? I haven't checked /co/ for so long I didn't even know Homestuck was allowed back on hereOpen question to others, as well. It's dope that HSG's back but is this all we got?
Placing Nepeta on a raft and having her float into the ocean. Every so often she contacts me and says “:33?” “Why am I pawsitively trapped out here?” I use a helicopter to fly overhead and look at her
>>152707596>karkat pissing himselfHot...
>>152708587What about the Video of the other karkat pissing and licking the floor piss?
>>152708582uhhhhhhhhh... the discord i guess?
A good adventure in Hussie’s new style where an illustration of a racist joke is so racist and offensive and epic it causes a park ranger to explode in a swell of rangerhood and stop 100000 nature park incidents all over the world, and the saved animals reward him by stampeding with the racist illustration on the side of their bodies, sight-murdering 1 million woke people for the crime of being boring. This saves Homestuck Act 6 since readers now get past the bad parts with racist thinking
>>152706746Is there a Hypnotist Vriska on there?
What do yall think of a bard of light?
>>152708582The fans were born on Tumblr and will die on Tumblr. This fandom is getting old.We're mainly here because it isn't hivemind and due to that we can get the insane fujos to shut up every once in a while when they start spastically posting gay shit during their goon sessions
>>152708582Slowly we climb up, soon we thrive
>>152708765Imagine knowing without a doubt that everything that goes wrong in a session is your faultAnd nobody fuckin believes you so it just keeps happening like you're the cosmic pariah dog no matter what you do to try and avoid itPeople would think you're merely the unluckiest man alive but you know the truth
Dave Strider solos John Egbert.
Speaking of Bards.
Nymphs are kyoot
>>152708936He looks like he's avenging his clan
Give me your cutest Junes.
>>152708936...in the sluttiest boytoy competition
Equius going around the meteor demanding to know who left rude comments on Nepeta’s deviantART: “stupid furry ur ugly” etc. all the trolls get stony towards him and sweat themselves. Finally after he threatens a couple lowbloods with his fists Sollux says “I checked the internet logs. They’re humans” Equius hops through a portal. Feferi says “wait! On earth they’re all lowbloods! No one can stop him from going on a rampage” but it’s too late. He contributes to the kill tally alongside the meteors
>>152708800That sounds hilarious
>>152709005davesisters...
Why is everyone so horny?
>>152709171Have you seen these fuckers?
>>152707819Mage of Space.>>152708765Saul Goodman and Nagito Komaeda.
>>152708987Built for satyrs
I like the Nymph elders when they were Mom aged and not ancient like we see in the comic.
>>152709171Not to worry. I shall keep posting worksafe tales. It’s my enrichment contribution to keep things balanced
>>152709190nah, this just cute :)
>>152709214>>152709218Literally BUILT for Satyr boys...
>>152709190I'm fine with Tavros having a septum piercing since it feels thematically appropriate but eyebrow piercings is a step too far
>>152707448
>>152709390Why is everyone so mean to my beloved boy?
>>152709414Don't worry he's into it. The cucking is wholesome and consensual.
>>152709475Well Karkat is one of my beloved boys but in this case I was talking about Equius.That Sollux is cute btw.
>>152709486Oh, well he's freaky enough to be into it too. If anything is Dave would be the least into it, but he would do it for Karkat and then get fucked silly and be into it too.
>>152709390>sex with equiusdave would break like a twig jesus karkat are you trying to get your husband killed?
Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to watch your [s] page.
>>152709373Barefoot purpleblood Vriska clussy...
I'm tired of all this Karkat slander.
>>152709652What slander? He's comfortable with his proclivities and so should you.
>>152709683Everything after Murderstuck was a mistake.
Why are most lesbian ships in Homestuck antagonistic to some degree?
>>152709698Murderstuck itself was great tho
>>152709373select your spider
>>152710047imagine kind and wholesome bloodbound vriska
>>152710096Candy red vriska could possibly be the most bratty troll in existence.
>>152710129>extremely bratty vriska but she gets affectionate and clingy on privatemuh dick...
She would make fun of you and instantly apologize and say she didn't mean it and ask if you still love her lol
>>152710047Acquired randomly. 100% would pound the red-blooded gutter bitch Vriska.
>>152710047mah waif
::::3> wow anon what a weird choice. I guess I 8nt gonna complain though. (The spider/8 theming is independent of her blood caste iirc so I keep that part of her)
>>152709932Most homestuck girls are either messy bitches that automatically generate drama and black romance if put next to each other, too straight to smash clams, or too dead to matterLesbian-flavored red quadrants never stood a chance.
>>152710242Jadepeta tho. Could work Theoretically at least
>>152700668This comic is highly satanic because it has homersexuals
>>152710449yeah man
>>152710520If you think about it this should really be Jake and brain ghost dirk
>>152710535have you considered that roxy looks cute in her little outfit?
>>152710544Fair enough!!Roxy is cute in most things.
>>152710544>Roxy has finally become Mom.>But at what cost.
>>152708976His voice is Sollux.
>>152710567Truth Nuke.
>>152708191Not when I draw her.
>>152710599The cost of a bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum Gold.
>>152710567She's cute out of most things too
>>152710615>EB: don't eat me.>TT: Ignore him, he's delicious.>TT: Take a bite.>EB: please no.
>>152710631>Green apple>Johns color is blue Also I think this is supposed to be Roxy as the snake. Whoo knows tho. I always think it's funny when people read Homestuck for the first time and then they draw fanart and they think John's color is green. Like my friend did.
>>152710631Cute but that's Roxy, anon.
>>152710259Jade is Nepeta's favorite human so there are some grounds to itToo bad Nepeta's fucking DEAD
Contemplate the notion that Roxy is actually pretty fucking tall. Even taller than Dad.
Sometimes I would think if John would get embarrassed if you said his over bite teeth are cute>>152710692Isn't sprite mode meant only as a representational style.
>>152710642>Johns color is blueYes but to be fair the slime ghost on his shirt is light green.
>>152710708Let me have my fun anon.
>>152710726Yeah but that's because he sent the blue one to jade. Which is really fucking cute, not to push my agenda or anything. I think on the ship trip Jade and John would swap t shirt colors frequently. Though with Jade being bigger than John. Her shirt size would look big on John and johns shirts would be tight on her. At least once they get tired of wearing God tiers all day. Or more accurately. Jade gets tired of God tier clothes and doesn't want John to wear them all day, but he's fine with it cause they never get dirty and are basically PJs
>>152710749>tall roxyBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>Tall Roxy. Taller mom.
>>152710765what why would john wear a blue atom shirt, or was there another shirt that i dont remenber?didnt he used to use a black spade shirt?
>>152710816Remember that Johns birthday present for jades 13th birthday was sent back in time and Jade received it for her 4th-5th birthday. (She was little that's all that matters)The gift in question was some pumpkin seeds which started her love of horticulture. And a blue slimer t shirt. Which John wanted to send *because* jades favorite color was green and he wanted her to try something new. It's also because of this present that jade knew who John was at all and was able to contact him and form the friendship at all. Jade then presumably bought many more blue t shirts, and then would all have them be swapped out by her wardrobifier as she saw fit.
>>152708753No, meaning its wide open.>>152709390>>152709475>Pic related.
You might not like it, but John and Roxy is essentially John and Mom.And thats that GOOD shit.
>>152710884Johnmom is peak. Also consider John x Alpha rose. Who has a great deal of affection for the alternate John because of fond memories of a comedian she used to know.
>>152710863then when did she send the slime tshirt back to john?
>>152710915No. John saw 2 t shirts. A green and blue one and gave Jade the blue one and kept the green to wear for himself. And thus this influenced a lot of his early wardrobe to include Green because of it. He also probobly kept the green because he loves ghost busters and wanted that prime slimer experience to match with his pogo ride thing.Point is they have the same shirts so I'm sure they could swap back and forth.
what about davenanna?
>>152710893>Alt! Take on a Grimdorks.>For some reason, John/Poppop swap places in the timeline. >Father Egbert is curious why his uncle is here.>Alpha! Mom is curious why Poppop is here, and suddenly a teenager.Damnit I have NO art of this pairing, and I'm a little hung over and don't know what an Alpha Mom looks like so I can draw her!
>>152711095>>152710893 no but seriously. why theres no real sprites of alpha dave and rose.
>>152711112Because Hussie can't be bother. I found this and I surmise it to be a close approximation to what they might look like. At least Rose.
>Be Roxy.>Attend your mother's wedding.>Happiest day of her life. >You're in tears.>You finally get to see this "Short groom" shes told you all about.>Your happy smile drops to the floor.>Pic related.
Roxy would be the type of person to flash her date in the middle of a restraunt
>>152711122Alpha Rose how my heart beats for you...
>>152711122finest roxy i ever saw
>>152711270I'm partial to this one.
I prefer some cushion to my alpha girlies.
>>152711284And heres another Roxy I like.Because John deserves to have some chocolate too.
>>152711095Would be peak. But also just draw an adult rose in a more Gothic dress and with no eyes >>152711201Peak as fuuuuck.
wwhat do wwe think of this fag?
>>152711316wwasted
>>152711305I think I will.On another note: Chubby Rose.I like that idea. I don't think I'd headcannon her as chubby but I do like the idea.
>>152711316I'm going to touch him
>>152711357I physically cannot imagine rose as chubby for the life of me. In fact in my head she is the most frail fuckin skin and bones bitch imaginable. At 13 she's flat as a board and as an adult she's barely just a BIT fuller. But not by much haha. But as an artist you have the power to make your will reality
>>152711357Got so hard I blacked out for a second.
>>152711414As an artist I have the power to do the following.>Make Vriska the bustiest Troll.>Give Terezi the ass she deserves.>Give Rose the mama hips she hates.>Give Roxy the hourglass figure she deserves.>Give Jane the Macromastia she hates and can't find a doctor to reduce her.Imagine...
>>152711316Rape
>>152711433>Sixteen year old, chubby white girl Rose, who may or may not want to either kiss or murder her childhood best friend John Egbert.>The two solve mysteries together in their suburbs and home town.>Meanwhile, Jade and Dave have the happy slice of life stories you see so much.>Wow Dave, look at this cactus! It looks like its running away!>Meanwhile.>Oh John, if I were possessed by a Starspawn, you wouldn't know. I could have sat myself on these twigs you call legs simply because I'm tired, or maybe I want to push my tongue into your throat and suck your brain out.
>>152711441These are all based as FUCK. Vriska is always like 3rd busiest in my head. behind aradia and feferi. Which I do because it's a good little narrative I created in my head. That Vriska is very privileged both physically and power wise. Yet still desires more. And aradia being a smokin hot babe despite not even trying would low-key piss her off. And feferi is just a physical goddess. Terezi in my mind is a short stocky goblin. Not chubby necessarily but definently wide and short lol.
>>152711357TITS
>>152711484>Aradia is smoking hot.I agree.>Feferi is a physical goddess.I kinda don't.I never liked that "Feferi is chubby!" shit I've seen on Tumblr for years. Shes a swimming, so shes long and thin. She can, and will, swim ten miles in half an hour like its NOTHING.>Goblin Terezi.Agreed.
>TT: Look John. I have achieved perfection. My Ultimate Form.>TT: I no longer want to cheat on my wife.
>>152711520>TT: I no longer want to cheat on my wife.WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY ROSE?
>>152711508Yeah but look at Condy. Feferi is that but scaled down. And I imagine Condy is also basically just the peak of feminine beauty. If not by natural endowment than by all the body modification necessary. That's my thoughts tho. On a side note any time I think of Feferi now I think of this one fic where Rose and John are on a date at the beach and Feferi shows up and steals John away presumably to fuck him because she has her titties out. Like it was a 1700 word rose NTR fic and I just think it's really funny.
God so many ideas.Finally a thread on /co/ I'm happy to be in.Its like the early Star Threads/HH/HB threads again.........Hekapoo VA = Rose.
Consider if you will the following.>John and Rose as highschool sweethearts.>Best friends since kindergarten.>They're both Sophomores, and host their own little prom.>Hand on hip, dancing real slowly. World falls away.>Just them dancin.>And Vriska in the corner fuming with tears.
>>152711540Hekapoo :?>>152711600Damn it that sounds pretty good damn good. I'm not usually into au stuff but that does sound cute. Anything to make Vriska cope and seeth. Likewise I kinda think it would be interesting to write a scenario of rose having a melencholic longing for John if he was with Vriska, not knowing if her feelings for him are real or just a longing for simpler and happier times.
This art reminds me of Jet Set Radio.
>>152711640JSR MENTIONED!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U3W8WnfWA4
>>152711637Hekapoo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD6IOhXI8IQ>Rose being melencholic for John, whose with Vriska.I like that idea.
What if Nepeta had big tits? Big, milk-filled tits?
>>152711661Dave made that song btwAll for the sake of irony of course
>>152711669I'm not a big grimdorks fan. But I really do like the idea that all the years that Rose had been with John, been his friend. Been there for him. She would realize as an adult, as she was with Kanaya perhaps. And John with Vriska. She realizes after all that time that she has a crush on John. And that she has unresolved feelings for him. That she wrote off in her own mind, thinking that she could never like a boy like him. It's like how in the animes characters write off main protagonists as "just a goofy kid" and then suddenly their hit with the feelings train for said character. Rose realizes how much John has grown, and how much all those feelings are coming back in full force and how much that is fucking up her mentality.
>>152711814Hot
>>152711837What if she was BIG too?
>>152711852Flatpeta...flatpeta is the true way.... *dies*
>>152711852what if she went to the gym?
>>152711852No, Nepeta should be athletic like a runner except the sloshing of her massive tits keeps alerting her prey making her have to run more, giving her a fantastically tight ass and legs that could kick a clown's head off
>>152711909I imagine Nepeta as the flattest most meager looking troll to contrast her strong and beastly nature. Super short. Super flat, she's a lean mean fighting machine but it's covered by all the layers.
>>152711880>>152711909>>152711942I imagine her as becoming a titty monster because the idea of the smallest troll somehow overtaking all the rest is funny.And hot.
>>152711966Hmmmm I guuuuess. I perfer cute and funny Nepeta but I understand
>>152711316Overrated meme desu
>>152711942>>152711966>>152711976I can do tall and flat or short but stacked but>cute and funnyI know what you are and we aren't the sameNo judgements tho
>>152712014Yeah lol This is weird because when I think about the kids. I think of them as kids right. But I feel like at this point most Homestuck fans don't. It's probobly be cause I'm most attached to pre act 6 stuff. Like when I describe body types of the kids I always have to specify when their 13 because when their adults my thoughts change.
>>152711316Should be made Lord Mohg's new queen consort femboy of hope.
>>152712056We are talking about a goonable Nepeta in this convo tho so bringing up the c&f can only be interpreted a certain way.
Good morning anons and anons-alike, Time for some cosplay pics, this time around it's mostly featuring Eridan and Fef!
>>152712102
>>152712014You cannot stop my yandere Big Nep/Smol Karkat adoration. I tried so much but can't.
>>152712089Oh I mean I'm not gonna be coy about it. I say cute and funny to be cheeky but I genuinely think that body type is what fits the best. The "goonability" doesnt impact my thinking much haha. But hey I neednt be shy about being a freak if every 10 seconds i think about drawing John without his shirt.
>>152712111
Which troll has the sexiest body?
>>152712121
>>152712123Hard question My bias naturally leans me towards Karkat.
>>152712133
>>152712151
>>152712160
>>152712173
>>152712123Mituna. His autistic charm swoon Latula, Damara, Kankri, Porrim, Meenah, Aranea, Cronus, Meulin, Kurloz, everyone.
>>152712182
>>152712115>10 seconds i think about drawing John without his shirt.why though, i guarantee theres nothing interesting in there, no muscle 100%.but its cool that you like kids of all genders. inclusive.
>>152712194
>>152712112I cannot stop you anymore than you can stop me>>152712115I'll admit thin, toned and flat is my headcanon body type for her but crying emoji culture is spiritual diarrhea.
>>152712204
>>152712215
You are now imagining John rolling up to his sophomore prom with Alpha Mom Rose as his date.
>>152712221Almost done!
>>152710642I remember this Jonhdirk fujo who was capital O Obssessed with the ship and claimed to understand the characters more than anyone else and got really defensive over those characters, who also claimed John's color is green because of the shirt.
>>152712230
>>152712237
>>152712245aaaaaand That's all for today! Hope you all like these cosplay from the past and whatnot! Have a good day hsg!
>>152712208It is. It's why I don't go uoh or anything stupid like that much. I try to generally stay as non obnoxious as humanly possible despite having 500 "shota posted awards" under my belt. For the sake of the thread. >>152712202I wanna blow raspberries in his belly. I saw a drawing of that.
>>152712139and does that bias involve the things you'd do to karkat?
>>152712232If you laugh you cause the scratch
>>152702964what's she doing nowadays?
>>152705815>Moonrunes takes comms nowwhere?????
>>152712262Every damn time a gacha anniversary stream come by and and a fucking loli pops up and the chats are just flooded and unusable. even worse when they have someone on screen monitoring the chat and they just politely turn off the computer or start uncomfortably looking for something else to do/say to try to move things along. Hypocrites that they are, as if their checks aren't fat exactly because of those posters.
Good news, people. I finally wrote chapter 1 of my Jane anal greentext fic. It may or may not suck as im drunk atm.
>>152712338Roxy...
>>152711829I'm going to once again shill Harry Hinderson and their latest fic "Everybody knows John" given that the first chapter is exactly this.
>>152712320hes been announcing it for a while now message him on discord hes in the hsg server
>>152712277
>>152712418>hsg serverwhere?????
>>152712376Harry Henderson is the goat. ALSO CHAPTER 2 THERES MORE??? I GOTTA HOP ON!!!!But yeah. If I were to write it I would probobly have a lot of introspection about past conversations. One of my most favorite tropes in romance is when a character thinks about their time with another character and realizes just how much they actually liked someone without consciously realizing it. That recontextualization aspect is suuuuper cool to me. It's what I want to do with my John jade fic. Where Jade realizes her attempts to do "normal sibling stuff" was just her way of doing sorta intimate romance stuff without having to say it, and so she could double dip with Dave sprites(even tho it leaves her unsatisfied in Dave's case)
>>152712261Awww this one is so cute
>>152712261Your highbl00d pictures is deeply appreciated thank you cosplay anon
>>152711602>she came down the bumpy dirt road>she came
would jane be able to reverse a menopause?
>>152712232>claim to understand a character>ship him with another guy despite him being straight as an arrowWhat did she mean by this?
>>152712261Thank you as usual anon!
What a nice sleep. I dreamt about Rose kissing me.Another day... another... yearning... for the best woman in Paradox Space...
>>152712502>The best woman in Paradox SpaceSorry anon, Jane exists.
>>152712529I do not enjoy her personality as much. Although I will say I quite like her boobage.
>>152712502Why were you dreaming about Rose while yearning for Roxy?
>>152712529is jane truly the hottest mom in homestuck?
>>152712511Also, is she tryna peg him??>>152712540Don't play with me, anon. Although now I'm thinking of a threeway between me and them.
>>152712562>Also, is she tryna peg him??At that moment while he's head first in a hot oven?Now you're imagining roast Johnxcannibal Rose
>>152712427https://discord.gg/H4HrURNfgud luck
>>152712562
>>152712613Ewww........
You might not like it, but this is peak Roxy/Mom here.
Y is u niggas so kinky?
>>152712551*Cough* mom lalonde *cough*
>>152712661because the first experience I ever had sexually was when my girlfriend back in 6th grade said I was basically a Mexican John Egbert(She called me Juan Egberto) and let me get to second base during a kiss.It was kinda inevitable.
>>152712675>She called me Juan Egbertoik it took you a lot of effort not cumming right there anon, nice work
>>152712613Most obvious fed honeypot of all time
What's the boy playing on his ds?
>>152712743Phantasy Star Zero!
>>152712743tomodachi life. one of the best 3ds games.
>>152712743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIAZNPc9Nuc
>>152712769Unfortunately due to the nature of this fic I am restricted to only allowing him to play games released before 2009. Note he has a ds lite and not a 3ds
>>152712488No, she'd never hit menopause in the first place.
>>152712743Man I'm still upset. I sold my 3DS back in December, all the games too. Needed it, for bills and to put towards something. But.It hurts.
>>152712824I understand. Selling cool consoles just to get the bills paid is a sucky feeling. I would suggest an emulator but I'm not sure if it's the same. I hope one day your able to be in a better financial situation to get a new 3ds and new games :)
>>152712661Homestuck was created by a fetishist
>>152712831Once I get enough money I'm going to reach out to the guy who bought it and offer double and a half.
>>152712661I like fat asses.
>>152712837But why cant they be my fetishes?!
Ass tier list.
>Latula: 8 Sweeps.>Terezi: 6 Sweeps.
>>152712923One second.
>>152712923Oh wait I already shared mine yesterday.>>152702108Also that reminds me, the winners of the poll.
>>152712743Elite Beat AgentsHe needs Davesprite to help him beat half the stages though
Cancer boys are in danger when Libra girls pull up.
>>152712965Consider if you will. Student Terezi blackmailing Teacher Karkat.
>>152712965yeah, ther poor pelvises will shatter under the weight of the law
>>152712972I raise you Teacher Terezi with Student Karkat.
>>152712804pokemon black and white then;.
>>152712989>Teacher Terezi makes Student karkat stay after school.>She then scolds him for staring at her ass. Something something "You're too young" before turning around, dropping a pencil, bending over, and stretching her pencil skirt.
What are Redglare and Sootnose's asses like?
What if... College student Latula and Professor assistant Kankri?
>>152713051>latula does all the work the fic th moive
>College Student Karkat>College Student Latula >Professor Assistant Kankri>Professor TereziIt's all coming together.
>>152712998>pokemon black and whiteThat's 2010I remember it was that exact year because back I was 12 I posted about these games on /vp/ after the board got made to contain the pokemon threads flooding /v/
>>152713075>principal feferi>computer science professor solluxnow you do the rest.
>>152712807i meant it more as in>"could jane use her powers to reserve someone elses menopause?"
>>152713131Still no, but as with her, she'd probably be able to help someone also not hit it.
... School girl Vriska...
Alright anons, with the college AU upon us, what would the college even be called? And whose most likely to NOT be arrested yet still have sex with so many students? I propose Feferi.
>>152713212lmao
>>152700668>QOTT: Are you a derse or prospit dreamer? according to the test I'm a derse dreamer, which sounds about right>How do you think that would effect you on a possible sburb playthrough. Would you go to the clouds/dark gods for guidance and knowledge. I would find the dark gods cool and would accidentally go grimdark like rose. I'd also admire how my prospit co-players get clouds that fortell future events>Would you awaken early or even before the game starts?as a heart player I imagine I'm already awake but my stupid ass thinks it's just a dream the whole time kek
>>152713201...is a fucking DORK
>>152713293Holy shit that is adorable. Saved.
>>152713102>Vice Principal Aranea>Meenah is the principle's daughter who gets away with doing drugs on campus
>>152713217Alternia High. this feferi as a pricipal that were talking about. and meenah obviously.
>>152713293>is a fucking DORKcute fucking dork at that, she looks great
>>152713325>P.E teacher equius>Kanaya "troll body, health and sex education" classyour turn. and of course>special needs kid mituna
>>152713336>MeenahI see this.
>>152713325>Vice Principal Araneashe totally ara aras the middle school boys
>>152713217>And whose most likely to NOT be arrested yet still have sex with so many students?The GOAT of course
>>152713390im sorry but john egbert WILL be getting gromed at alternia high.
>>152713390Must resist bro John...but that John face...oh dear God it's working on me.
>>152713363>College Student Aradia who wears her high school uniform >Nepeta teetering on being considered special needs as well
Jade would be a foreign exchange student. Everyone thinks she can't speak English and doesn't let her speak basically till John talks to her and it's revealed she can speak perfect English everyone is just a jerk. And then John takes her home to meet rose and Dave and they all become good friends. Meanwhile Karkat is the head of a communism club or some gay shit like that. Highschool Karkat is definently an annoying Twitter communist.
Okay, we need to settle if this is a high school or a college.
>>152713367Meenah definently is trying to get a shota harem.
>>152713336Meenah probably got caught with sexual relations with one of the staffers and one of the students just like my elementary principal and got fired
>>152713375Does she hypno? She probably wouldn't need to. But would she?
Finish your chatting cuz I'm making the thread
>>152713428>little buoy~
make it themed around school so we can continue
>>152712115did this make you pop a boner?>>152713390
>>152713435she doesn’t need to, but she could.
>>152713450What he said, I want to talk about this more. Extensively.
>>152713454please refer to >>152713406
>>152713415imma wait for next thread to continue okay
make the next thread about alternia high people
>>152713498>>152713498>>152713498
>>152713406Shhh, just let the degeneracy take over
>>152712998The latest pokemon game he could be playing is Platinum >NA: March 22, 2009
>>152711357By the way, Why are we starting to head canon her a s chubby to beign with? I like the idea of Gravy Jones is that since Mom probably spoiled Rose away with eating lobster for dinner, every night. And since Rose doesn´t look to be the avarage sportsy kind of girl (or at least in avarage) and would rather choose to write poetry and read inn ocultism forums, the chances her fat was burn away frequently become slim.But also, Rose comes to dislike her mom and be a little rebellious. So it could also be that she skip dinner or lunch entirely just to not see her face. Hell, I even imagine Rose giving lobsters, medium rare steaks and other fancy foods to a self made Jaspers´shrine so he can feast instead, and after a while she burries the rests on the garden, meanwhile she just eats lighter.Basicallyy she would just eat apples and crackers just to spite Mom, while Mom thinks Roe is just a genetically gifted girl or something :TI don´t know. I just like slim and chubby Rose at the same time. And I kinda need to engage in this chat if I need to finish my Rose doodle, you get me, right?
*sets brain to max intelligence with a carefully optimized content stream* if I had 100 Nepetas (a previously unheard-of amount) I would feel like God
