You Felt That? EditionQott: Do you even care about the felt, or did you skip the intermissions?Last Dream Bubble >>152713498
>>152725831FIRST FOR JADE!AND PROSPITCEST BY EXTENSION
>>152725853Based
Behold, bunny Jane!
>>152725853would John and Jade do puppy play with clickers?
qott: lol no, but I do love the lil nigga that fought with karkat, I skipped most of Jack's story...sorrybtdubs went to a shop and doodled this
>>152725831I'm not gonna lie and say I adore them or anything but if you skip the intermissions fuck you
Derse-shattering sex with prototype Black Queen
>>152725866No because that's kinda cringe. Jade would beg for scratches in all the typical places once she realizes how good they make her feel. Jade would be even more touch starved on the ship than before the game, cause now she can't even hug bec or anything.
Terezi's fat ass breaking Karkat's pelvis.
>>152725831>Qott: Do you even care about the felt, or did you skip the intermissions?Don't really care about the felt could not tell you their names off the top of my head but holy fuck the Intermission was so fun it was good Problem Sleuth style fun and anyone who skipped them is a fucking retard and should be stoned with cinderblocks
>>152725893Bro Strider...
>>152725917SOURCE ME AND POST MORE
>>152725892but you are cringeee.
>>152725831I skipped it, have skipped it, and will skip it again. I do not care.
>>152725947But they're plot relevant it's like skipping the first acts and only starting with the trolls
>>152725930I am fair enough. I guess I just don't imagine John in super freaky scenarios. Because John is perfect and he is pure. And I want kisses and cuddles and hugs.
>>152725831More people would care about the Felt if the "sub-canon" MSPFA still had its images, from the text it seemed interesting enoughAt least we still have this absolute banger of an image with the Midnight Crew's leader
Good news anons, i am officially pubic lice free. No more squashing them with a credit card sadly. I might go "visit" a hooker to celebrate.
>>152725963>But they're plot relevant it's like skipping the first acts and only starting with the trollsThen Homestuck is a story about Karkat and his bitchass crew and the kids are the aliens...cool I like that.
>>152725860Yes...
>>152725853Somnophilia yes no?
>>152725976qrd about the mspfa?
>>152725921This artist but they're privatehttps://xcancel.com/ELBMB3/If you have an AO3 account this random chinese account has a bunch of their art posted in this fichttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/65938168
>>152725870what kind of shop has a board where you can draw your favorite hololive vtubers???
>>152725978sing it with me nowJust shoot for the stars if it feels rightThen aim for my heart if you feel like itTake me away, and make it okayI swear I'll behave
dog penis
>>152726011Book Off
>>152725963Plot relevant my ass. I skimmed it my very first time and got enough of it in the memory bank upstairs to not bother with it ever again. Sorry not sorry.
>>152725978Aradia would say this and do this>>152726019what's that?
>>152726001thanks
>>152726028
>>152725978why is there a strip tease pole next to her...
>>152726044there is no fucking way you havent seen the video.
>>152725990Yes but only after Jade and John have already done it once and John is just kinda overwhelmed and it's kinda cute. And Jade doesn't even mind it when she finds out.
My favorite type of Cronus content
Any requests? I was thinking about doing a little drawing, or two, tonight to try and get back in the swing of things. Especially Aradia requests
>>152726057VERY CUTE
>>152726099This but Aradia
>>152726000The Midnight Crew are a creation of Mayonaka, who then made a donation to Hussie to include them in Problem Sleuth. Then they got reused in Homestuck, and then Mayonaka himself made a mspfa centered on them and the Felt. Sadly most images are lost.https://mspfa.com/?s=21Notably Professor Mayonaka's pendant also appears in Homestuck once or twice(I think t was in Meenahquest among other things), so it's not like Hussie is not aware of the character
>>152726099Aradia in a trench coat like a school shooter
>>152726099Aradia dressed like Indiana Jones, optionally featuring Lara Croft Jake
I bet John would play Morrowind, and I bet he could help me fix a bug in OpenMW.
>>152726099Aradia complaning about pubic lice
>>152726099Nerd Aradia?
>>152726169>Vriska checking out a game the John Human recommended her, falls in love with Vivec instantly
>>152726056I havent, what happens in it?
>>152726169>Morrowind>not SolluxCome on
Timeline where Nepeta ate Gamzee and everyone’s shocked and refuses to draw the obvious conclusion (she’s even cuter there)
>>152726134>no commentsdamn, is the Midnight Crew's origins that obscure and niche?
>>152726099Aradia picking up pubic lice from her vagina bush and torturing them
>>152726203Sollux would play Skyrim.John would play Oblivion.>>152726193Vriska starts calling people N'Wahs.
>>152726201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc4_J9rci5Y
>>152725831whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028 https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028 https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028magma: https://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152725831>Qott: Do you even care about the felt, or did you skip the intermissions?I fucking love them and have read the intermissions more than the actual story. Based OP pic.
>>152726335Usual whiteboard host here. Sorry I forgot to save the last whiteboard. Been busy. I'm not hosting this current one.
gib hiveswap requests
>>152726095>i asked porrim what was wrong with cronus>she said hes sad that the troll he got with raped him>i asked how many times this has happened>she said it happens every time so shes been introducing him to new trolls in the hopes that he finds the right one>i say at this point it sounds like shes just sending him to be raped>cronus begins crying harder
>>152726095>The Raped
>>152726425Cirava making out with Joey and recording it on her phone? Either the phone's POV or third person with her holding it out?
>>152726590I meant using Joey's phone btw, I'm pretty sure Cirava goes by They/Them.
>>152725831WHERE'S THE JANE ANAL FIC!?
Hypnofag here. AMA.
>>152726830Vriska.Stacked or no?
>>152726853Hm…if I had to pick one? Stacked. Both have their appeal, though.
>>152725976>>152726134Based Mayonaka fan. It is rare to see one. I wish he was implemented in the story in some kind.>>152726250MSPFA is weird becuase it has an anti spoiler system so you have to go to the last page to see them.
>>152726830>>152726867
>>152726611>pronoun correction on HSGGood thing I’m sending my gigachud truth bombs to professional artists tonight to correct them in line with my genius
>>152726896I hope she likes it. Some of that art is there because of me.
>>152726001>john topping broI....didn't know....the vision until now
>>152726947It's peak I'm afraid
>>152727031took a shower and thought about how there was no reason to place the "john and davesprite go into LOWAS and blow the fuck up and die" event at the very beginning of the three year trip other than to further shit on jade harley
>>152726335I think that so far it is the best whiteboard we have had
>>152727288its really good
>>152727199i still think it's wild that this is never addressedthe retcon timeline john and roxy just fucking die to make room for the new ones and it doesn't seem to affect anyone, least of all jade who was left completely fucking alone for 3 years
would have been way better if John could have like merged with that version of himself using the retcon powers, and do the same for roxy, could also tie into the concept of an ultimate self also being a combination of multiple of yourself. would have fixed jade from being screwed over completely.
YES XI JINPING. I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN THE COMMUNIST PARTY.
>>152727335its jade! jades jade! shes the silly happy one who smiles all the time. Who cares about what she feels. Shes merely a device for the plot to use whenever they need something to happen, but in the most offensive and mean spirited way possible. We need need someone to take the hit for John's retcons? Why not jade? We need someone to create the next dave strider for the sequal? Why not jade? But not actually through pregnancy no, lets make her intersex with a dog penis just to screw with the fans.Plot relevancy? Who needs it, send her on a side quest to meet up with the much more important space player of the story now, since jade is basically just a way less cool version of calliope (in context of act 6).Hussie certainly doesnt care about jade. Shes just a girl! and as we all know girls dont do anything immportant in this series unless her name is VRISKA SERKET.IM NOT MAD AT ALL :))))
>>152727399>and as we all know girls dont do anything immportant in this series unless her name is VRISKA SERKET.You know it, 8itch.
>>152726902I'm not correcting. I'm clarifying something on my own post. Kill yourself for bringing up culture war shit faggot.
would vriska like dethklok
>>152727449If Vriska’s music tastes have any awareness of mine, her preferred style of rock is stuff like Celldweller, Orgy, Crush 40 and Cryoshell.
We need to kill Vriska.
>>152727506hussie will bring her back
>>152727482>Crush 40My man.
>>152727399hussie still played you. since spiderbreath is still your favourite ship
>>152727643vriska is like my favorite character and my most hated, i got screwed over twice!
Need me a fat bitch
>>152727700IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>152727765>I need to be a fat woman
*throws this creature at u*
>>152727765agps are so gross
>>152727966I wouldn't even rape her.
>>152727985Because it's wrong to do something like that, right?
am I crazy or did joey have an ipad or tablet thing in hiveswap act 1, I cant find any pics of it
>>152728074She did, it was Dammek's
art fag Anon back... Gentlemen.Should I add to our Sun Godess from Khepera, Jade Harley, Some boobies, before I bgan with the other Trolls?
>>152728193Keep working at it anon
>>152728193you should try and make the body either a little larger to match the head or the head a little smaller to match the body. Are you trying to do these in any particular style?
>>152728493She's literally the best troll in Homestuck.
Homestuck lost something when the kids stopped alchemizing random shit.
>>152728611Alchemizing shit is one of the coolest mechanics I've ever seen and I wish more stuff did that. Closest I ever got was in Space Station 13. I once took 100uu of Potassium, crushed it, and mixed it with oil. I rubbed that oil onto my Heretic's Knife. The moment I used it to cut someones belly, the Potassium reacted with the water and exploded. Blew off my arm, killed the guy, and I bled out. Fantastic stuff.
>>152728596
Green bitches
>>152728693Jadeblood...men...are...
>>152728693I want Visari to amazon press me and I want Bathor to let me lick his armpits. In exchange I will let him tear into my arm and drink my blood. Not like he needs it.Because he's clearly not a Rainbow Drinker or something.
Also they have names now
>>152728693>>152728749Rail me rail me rail me rail me rail me rail me rail me plsplsplspls
I ought to draw my old fantrolls.
>>152728780Do it
i want Lanque to make me suck him off in the middle of a party. #NEED that green worm
>>152728813Joey and Xefros...
>>152728813I #need to #experience a #orgy with them #now
>>152728749Imagine Tormii rubbing his face between Kelley and Visari's stomachs
>>152728839Joey/Lanque is like my favorite crackship and Joey/Xefros is my favorite (canon) ship so I like this. Lanque lacing his fingers through their hair as they look up at him with their big ol eyes....
>>152728693>Almost the same size as Visari just sitting downImagine him standing up and his coochie being eye level with you...Damn sexy Jadebloods...
JADEBLOODS OWE ME SEX!
>>152726737I posted part 1 a couple of theeads ago. Im trying to find a good way to make part 2 start.
>>152726830Are you schizophrenic?
>>152728956Hes not, but I am. Undiagnosed but I tend to talk to myself. I've built up all sorts of stories.
I NEED BATHOR/LANQUE OR BATHOR/KANAYA KISSES RIGHT FUCKING NOW
as the trend hopping bitch I am, i am thinking of a a few fan trolls. As all of my homestuck ocs are just other peoples OCs made into homestuck ones. which is valid enough i think. But i need more troll. The only idea i have so far is a mutant that can cancel other psychic abilities some kind of black blood maybe. and of course a bratty candy blood, she will serve as another self insert for me, i may actually make her the troll version of one of the ocs i already have to increase parity of self inserts being reused ocs. And she has a thing for violet bloods. The black blood would be an adult. and the rest would be kids. other ideas include. a bronze blooded kid with all the street smarts and a heart of gold, but is kind of a delinquent, real underdog energy. Jonouchi from yugioh type shit. and a very strong but very sensitive Violet blood. And a purple blood with vision twofold. their ultimate goal would be to fuse it together for the ultimate power to userp fuechas.
I really love fanart of character having nosebleeds. I don't know why.
>>152729003Thats me but in the opposite way. I make OCs based on Homestuck characters.I made a Big Titty Librarian based on Aranea who drives a motorcycle.
>>152729035Hahah yeah. All the Homestuck OCS I have showed you guys are basically all my friends self inserts. So we can sorta roleplay and sburb session without actually doing it. Moreso just talking about the concept.
>>152728693Shaved or unshaved?
>>152729042I don't even use her. Shes just there in case I ever need a Velma-like character that wears blue.
>>152728749>head of a corporation that runs fucked experiments>weskarWait a minute.
>>152729088>agoraphobic>always set to invisible>those eyebagsThere's no way downstairs ain't a forest.
>>152729098:^)
If Kelley Weskar tells me to inject myself with this dubious substance I will sit my white ass down and LISTEN.
Very normal
>>152729088Hairy bush without question.
This man activates my pp.
Anyone got some good Vriskas?
>>152729512Drawn or cosplay?
Chungus cherub.
>>152729536Any Vriska is fine by me.
>>152729542Fat fuck.
>>152729549Bet
>>152729574It's like Mindfang and Jay Leno had a daughter.
Time for bed HSG, good nighty. Hopefully tommorow I can draw more. And with the weekend i may be able to finish chapter 3??? this beach episode thing kinda turned into its own little story with how much i have enjoyed drawing panels for it so i might turn it into its own chapter oooor it will just be a really big extended scene with a bunch of other slice of life adventures. Who knows!
(They fucked btw)
one more cuz why not
>>152729705HELL YEAH!!!!!!!! Thanks a million, anon.
>>152729725No problem anon
CULL LOWBLOODSULLLOWBLOODS
>>152729900Korpus...
>>152725831>Black Dahlia from Skullgirls Holy shit, I completely forgot about that game lol
>>152728956I’ve been accused of it many times, but I don’t believe in the DSM, even though plenty of other hypnotists do, or at least act like they do.
>>152729088Noooo…not another fucking vampire troll…at least he’s not a hypnotist…
>>152725831The real mystery is always going to be why they were included at all They genuinely felt like they belonged in a different comic, a better one
>>152729705wife material
>>152729705>>152730459i made her tired and gregnant sorry guys
theres like 0 smut of her i think i need to step in.
Oh nice we're back
>>152729980this reminds me of some erotic homestuck audios I remember listening to on Tumblr, I remember the account had quite a few of them but most likely they’re all gone since the purge.
>>152730747im blaming all the server problems on john jade shippers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTDCMd-O2Yk
>>152730769Account is called ssvsixtythree, most of their stuff is still up but I’m trying to look for a specific audio of genderbent Dave and John trickster mode where they fuck in trickster mode with distorted audio and wacky sounds, damn this shit was the cocaine back in the day.
>>152730784this^
>>152730814they way this looks like kanaya is pulling a chrischan cosplay lmao
>>152730886Thought the same thing
>>152730886KANAYA NOOO THAT'S THE MOTHER GRUB NOOOOOO DONT DO THAT TO HER
>>152730886Wait, is is not supposed to be one?
Would you risk it all to hit on the highschool Vriska stuck working the cashier spot at Burger King?
>>152730945MMmnngg~~~ Highschooler Vriska...
>>152730697cougar nanna hitting on dave... i got it.
>>152730945>highschool Vriska stuck working the cashier spot at Burger King?life's already fucking her better than we could ever do we have no chance :')
karkat/kismessis lovers, ive found a peak video. its asmr related who wants to see it?
>>152731013i think i know what it is, if i guessed right its pretty peak so you should share
I'm midway through Pesterquest Rewritten and so far the writing is really decent, I actually laughed a few times, emotional moments tend to deliver and the narrative meta-fuckery is actually interesting. But holy shit, the writer needs to stop watching vivziepop's shows and get off twitter immediately because she's seriously fucking overusing the fucking swearing way fucking more than that shit is fucking needed, and also spamming these obnoxious uptalk question marks in narration everywhere??? Like way too much??????? AND THEN IT GETS WORSE BECAUSE OF THE CAPITALIZATION????? JESUS CHRIST THIS GETS ABSOLUTELY INSUFFERABLE AFTER A WHILE?????????But yeah, aside from that and stupid occasional tumblrisms/twitterisms that could've been delivered better it's a pretty solid work overall, certainly better than og pesterquest.
>>152731029tell me how much you love karkat first....
>>152725976>>152726885You know my question is where are the Problem Slueth extras that the Midnight crew first appear in according to the wiki, but any searching for these extras yields no results.
>>152731086terezi levels of love man you dont even KNOW how much i like this troll
>>152731111okay, its not karkat but its kismesis so you can imagine its him. its also sleep aid so you could sleep to ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gygFA167rTI
>>152731131Are they?
>>152731131i knew it was gonna be thisits very peak and has infact helped me sleep once or twice
>>152731096As usual the answer is getting the unofficial homestuck collection, it has everything you need and more
>>152731167Holy tryhard, i thought i wwas going to show some revolutionary stuff, the video has 100 views and was posted this week. how the fuck did you find it first.also goddanm the kissing parts are so hot SDGESVDVZZXF
>>152731225the creaaor posted it to reddit rofl it appeared there first
DAVEGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
>>152726132Well unfortunately you got the warmup. Would have gotten it to you sooner but we had a damn tornado last night.
>>152731998This is gloriousGood shit anon.
>>152731998YEEEEESSSS ANOTHER ONE FOR THE COLLECTION YEEEEESSSS
>>152730962Imagine if ALL the girls were highschoolers.
>>15273211380s Homestuck High School AU
>>152732094oh this SUCKS sucksnot even a good partner to cuck with, boo
Imagine if Engleyckerts and Strilonders had shared householdsIn the former case you can picture John talking with grandpa in the living room, as Becquerel sleeps on the carpet in front of the TV. The two engage in their favorite activity of watching some shitty movies, the old man comparing the plot and action of the flicks they're watching to many of his previous adventures, completely enthralling the starry-eyed youth. Meanwhile nanna and dad are is baking a fresh and delicious pumpkin pie for the whole family to share, made with the pumpkins brought straight from the garden outside the house which Jade tends to every day.The Strilondes are a single mother household with three kids, even though one is suspiciously older than the other two, and Rose suspects that drunk whore of her mother slept around and got pregnant as a teenager. The very same uppity goth girl is now also getting into yet another heated argument that borders on screaming with her older bro, an ageing weaboo frat boy who tends to call her a dumb little bitch while she calls him a washed out degenerate manchild. The mom is currently completely wasted and Dave is trying to drag her across the floor to the bathroom as he knows she will start throwing up real soon. A cat wearing a suit has just pissed on a carpet.
>>152732121Early 2000s highschool with the girls in their scene phase.
>>152732113Guys QUICK how to I apply to be a school janitor???
>>152732157>You are now imagining a 9th grade Vriska that became a bitch because puberty hit hard and fast. No hips and a small butt but BIG tits. P shaped. Panda Delgado shaped.
>>152732146John rocking up to school blasting Kidz Bop in his dad's ancient Buick
>>152732094kek>>152732129Gamzee is ironically the single best gay choice for Dave but people are too wrapped up in bitching about him to admit it.
>>152732169He's not even there to shoot up the place, he just miss hears the lyrics and likes it.
>>152732202>best gay choice for Dave tavros is right there, equius is a strong secondhave you read the comic anon?
>>152732243im going to do this to the eridan plush i just bought
>>152732230The very same comic in which Dave called Gamzee the best troll twice and with whom he had "one of the best rap-offs in the history of paradox space"? Yeah I did.I agree about Tavros and Equius being obvious runner ups, no argument here.
>>152732284desu gamzee being hussies best plot device kinda undos any thing hes ever done so
>>152732297Sure, but if we put that aside and look at pre-breakdown or hypothetical unfucked Gamzee that gets to be an actual character then it's easy to see him and Dave are pretty compatible.
>>152732344>hypothetical unfucked Gamzeelets be real, could that even happen? with a troll thats always high on sopor, with no education because his lusus noped the fuck out and being naturally aggro because of being a purple bloodcould gamzee ever be good and not abusive at best?
>>152732384*KARKAT SLIDES IN*
>>152732418so he can be abused by gamzee? the comic tells you hes an awful partner twice lol
Don't come to the next session.
>>152732441IHGSPTWG. if he got slime pies then we good.but also in conjunction with dave, that would be a crazy trio
>>152732129Au contraire it's the best choice. Realistically who else would Karkat ask to be the bull. It's either Gamzee or Sollux and Gamzee would just do it no questions asked but Sollux would need convincing. Plus he's already a bull in canon.
Felt like drawing this famous dog again
reminder that hussie could draw like this
>>152732384Gamtav was a fairly good and stable pale couple that only collapsed because Gamzee's red crush caused Tavros to hit the nope the fuck out button and ghost him, and Gamzee didn't have it in him to send another message after that debacle because of his low self-esteem(since he kept being rejected by everyone around him). If Tavros got to live and was made to talk things out with Gamzee in a proper feelings jam, then the clown could be saved from the brink of madness.
>>152732531>talk things out with Gamzee in a proper feelings jamjudging how gamzee decided to chop off his head off of his corpse, im not so sure how that would go desu>>152732506>It's either Gamzee or Solluxagain, tavros and equius are right there and we're skipping dave getting to choose lmao>>152732486>if he got slime pies then we good.i mean, i we keep the drug addict high ofc hes gonna be good but that relationship will end in emotional suicide at best and actual harm at worst
>>152732559WHY EQUIUS.
>>152732605because i took into account trolls that interacted with dave and could do for good companions with him (dave//off or whatever that was called in the frarf forums gave a very good depiction of equidave with a karkat thirdwheel cmon)
>>152732243absolute cinema
Another day... another yearning for Ro- oh shit, oh my, Aranea. What nice breasts you've got yourself.
>>152732559>judging how gamzee decided to chop off his head off of his corpse, im not so sure how that would go desuHe was having a bit of a heated moment after his entire worldview collapsed, but even then it's worth noting he was constantly making out with that head, so if nothing else he was still very much into Tavros.
>>152732559would you rather drink from the hope mug-
>>152732666the fact that this was drawn by bbpanzu lol>>152732685>but even then it's worth noting he was constantly making out with that headim more judging his actions than anything else, he couldve went after vriska for killing her or someshit but plot device mode was turned on and gamzee was lost
>>152732559>again, tavros and equius are right there and we're skipping dave getting to choose lmaoTavros would make for a terrible bull and Karkat isn't tight with him and Equius like he is with Gamzee and Sollux if anything Eridan is a better option than them, Karkat can finally let his bro have some. And Dave is only doing it for Karkat's sake so he would defer to him as long as it's not Equius fucking him. Plus this is just sex, not a threeway relationship so relationship dynamics don't matter that much.
or the breath mug?
>>152732700>bbpanzuIs that shocking? Dude seems p cool all things considered
>>152732704Breath, I don't like Jake.>>152732700I know, when he uploaded his archive on Twitter, I did a double take when I saw those mammaries. I didn't know he was real chill like that.
>>152732693Any liquid you put in the hope mug magically turns to semen.
>>152732605You tell me.
>>152732746i love winning shitty arguments over dumb shit>>152732720>>152732712nah bbpanzu is pretty cool, best roxy and jade animations ive seen in a good while
>>152732720you dont get it. drinking from the hope mug means youll be full of hope for the day. drinking from the breath mug means youll feel refreshed. along with it tasting like mint.
>>152732794Then still breath. I'm sleepy.
>>152732776i-i-i really want to!SPIT IT OUT BABY
Sex with Vriska and John.
>>152732384>>152732531>>152732559Gamzee was already losing it even before Dave's revelation so imo to save him you need to act before he finally snaps. It's totally manageable, the whole bit about that pile of horns in the open during alterniabound was Gamzee blatantly begging anyone to have a feelings jam with him because he knew he was being consumed by despair. If for example John teleports into the room and tells Tavros into not being a useless waste of oxygen and talk things to his pale ex again, then Gamzee can be salvaged.
>>152732835the spider8reath mfs go crazy after seeing this..
>>152732835They both take turns sucking it.
>>152732835double footjob from vriska and hypnotized john
>>152732702>Dave is only doing it for Karkat's sakethat sounds like awful sex just for the pleasure of whos watching but i agree on the eridan bit>>152732836IF hussie didnt make gamzee vital to lord english, the yes some early intevention by ANYONE couldve saved him thing is, not only did cratch doom hiim by making purples agressive by nature (along with fucking up alternia as a whole) he was doomed from the start to be english's play thinghe couldnt be saved (because hussie made him vital to LE)
>>152732835 (me)You know what, fuck it I'll post the others too
>>152732881>that sounds like awful sex just for the pleasure of whos watching but i agree on the eridan bitHe'd be reluctant at first but then get fucked silly in a way Karkat could never do to him and be into it too but pretend like he isn't
>>152732883
>>152732896Hi Rose... Hi Rose... Hi, hi Rose.
>>152732864Nah Im fighting Vriska over Johns dick
>>152732129The best bull for Karkat is clearly Eridan, I refuse to explain my points.Also Dave, and Equius
>>152732953You'd lose
>>152732141>bro is the eldest son of MomImagine the emotional incest.
>>152728611>420 floral shoppe johnHOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>152732704According to the Hook movie, if I drink out of the Breath mug it will be full of my favorite beverage every time, so that one
>>152732881>vital to lord englishI have a hunch that telling LE and the constraints of his canon to fuck off IS Hussie's entire point, especially since he is a postmodernist fart-huffer trying to play with the audience. I don't see why we couldn't use the power of retcon to save everyone(even Gamzee), unfuck everything and finally arrive at the true best ending, LE's alpha timeline demands be damned. For as shit as Pesterquest is, it at least managed to drive this specific concept home at the end, and given how late Homestuck and nu-Homestuck also plays with the concept of retcons, canon and non-canon, Pesterquest's true ending was probably not just a funny little fluke, but a signpost.
>>152732883daverezi is real and it is beauitful
>>152733128It has healing power
>>152732693>>152732704Yo these are sick send me 40
>>152733078Tbh? MaybeThing is the only one thats capable of telling off LE canon constraints is john after mastering the retconThat would mean he went thru game over and did terezi's list, terezi from the game over timeline wouldnt revive gamzee at all thanks to how he abused and killed almost all of her friends But lets say john could make a trip back to save everyone, why would he save the killed of almost all the trolls in the meteor? How would he know to which point to travel to to help "save" him? Why would he?Gamzee, thru LE and himself burned any bridge that would want him back and john has no real motivation to go save a troll he didnt even get to know
>>152732992>Dirk constantly having to call Roxy mom to keep up the charade around Rose and Dave>when the kids aren't around he can't help but complain to Roxy that if Rose found out the truth about the four's actual genetic relationship, she would never live it down and roast him forever with her "Freudian horseshit"
>>152728611the fact that post god tiering the kids never upgrade their gear again sucks. Like. Man they really should have like personalized their god tier, or like upgrade their items. But nahh who needs fun and whimsy. also we never see john alchemize his vriska hammer, which sucks.
>>152732864And Vriska's losing.
>>152732835>>152732883>>152732896adorable. this artist got any more?
>>152733174vriska hammer?
>>152733219nope. nothing at all. sorry.
>>152733226the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer, which is the upgrade of the warhammer of zillyhoo that john creates by combining it with vriskas dice that she sends to him right before she dies.its actually kinda touching that he uses it for the rest of the series.but we never see him make it which sucks.Imagine if the kids made custom god tier outfits to fit their personality better. Like john put on funny clown shoes or somethin silly.
>>152733146theres more.https://www.tumblr.com/the-east-art/809920170893180928/homestuck-mugs-back-from-the-kiln-some-tweaks
>>152733167Rose would figure it out but not say it outright, just leave hints that put Roxy and Dirk constantly on edge wondering if the cat's outta the bag. The way she'd always put special emphasis on calling Dirk "dearest ~father~" or remark on how young he seems compared to Roxy.
>>152733255who dares to drink from the doom mug?
which troll/human would (you) want to suck (you)r dick, anons
>>152733255>no heart mugI'm sleep
>>152733275karkat. He would treat me right. Either that or terezi cause yknow that tongue game must go ccrazy.
>Bard of Rage
>>152733166Even if Terezi doesn't want to help Gamzee, some other troll might, we just need John to progressively unfuck the timeline instead of exclusively relying on Game Over Terezi's list>Terezi tells John to stop her and save Vriska>POINT OF DIVERGENCE: Vriska tells John to stop her and save Tavros before she kills him(after all she also felt guilty about it)>Tavros tells John to zap a bit further back in time and make him move his shiny metal ass to have a talk with GamzeeAnd so on until murderstuck is completely undone and even Gamzee and Eridan get to live.
>>152733259It's swwag man>>152733274you take a sip and put it back down and it splints in twain or falls into your computer
>>152733291there actually is a heart mughttps://www.tumblr.com/the-east-art/810016737381793792/the-heart-mugs-are-the-ones-that-need-the-most
>>152733275I WILL have dirk hug me and he WILL be super autistic about it, only adding to the charm
>>152733275lanque, he seems like he'd know how to get the job done.
>>152733414oh wow, i really want to see how he'll go
>>152732835Very cute. I think I've been falling in love with Vriska again recently. What to do about this?
Another dog
>>152733333This is a good point and honestly wouldve been wholesome too see the remaining trolls talk to john to bring back the others somehowThing is... Gamzee is the one whos bridges are basically burnt with the othersTerezi and karkat were abused by him, he killed equius and nepeta, vriska fucked him up to stop the abuse but didnt like him much either, aradia never cared about him and neither did sollux, feferi's conection with him is loose and tavros is the only one kinda there but i think hed hessitate because of his feelings for himAs another anon said, tavros ghosted him after a while... I think hed ask for time at best
>>152732524His mouth could be more canine, but I like how you did the stuff around the eye
>>152732693>>152732704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWSZ_gCIdY0
If you are going to NYCstuck and you are built like this, hmu
>>152733344They use leaded paint that seeps into your drink.
Anything Homestuck related in Texas?
>>152733694dave strider was born in Huston i think
>>152732896Kanayas feet
>>152733523everytime i see this clip i cant stop thinking about why his lil kid was there. is he supposed to lift too?
>>152733478>and tavros is the only one kinda there but i think hed hessitate because of his feelings for himThat's true but the thing with Tavros is that even though his default is taking the Breathy and cowardly option of avoidance, he can be pushed into doing things he finds uncomfortable and won't even completely hate it since he's self-aware enough to know he's usually too wimpy to do things on his own, see all the shit he did with Vriska, for better or worse.It's especially relevant in the context of [s] Wake Tavros, his attempted fight with the spiderbitch signalled he finally had enough resolve to face his issues for once. If we assume Tavros felt bad about having left Gamzee hanging like an ass, then him around that point is probably the single best moment to admit this and ask John to move back in time and make the past version of him have an honest feelings jam with Gamzee, right all wrongs(which is what the retcon ought to be about), and rekindle their moirallegience to keep the clown from having a meltdown.
>>152733793true true, tho who would push tavros enough to revive gamzee knowing how much of a liability he is?like i see the way but theres no reward to bringing him back
>>152733219It's from Hone, who does a lot of the official art these days, especially for the real life events. She's also the art director for the Pilot
COSPLAY TIME BECAUSE WHY NOT??
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>>152733942How gave this lil fuck some guns?
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>>152733835>tho who would push tavros enough to revive gamzeeTavros himself? We could make the same argument about him simply wanting to fix things up with Gamzee the same Terezi was emotionally invested in saving Vriska, even if in the latter case there was an additional benefit of moving the plot into a non-doomed(but let's be honest, a still pretty shit) timeline. Despite everything Tavros still liked Gamzee, just not in a flushed way.In the same way we could call Eridan a "liability" but him and Karkat were still friends and Karkat could have saved Erichvvd if somehow spurred into some pale action instead of just screeching at the computer.
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>>152733955Stupid fuckin' photographer should've pointed the camera up a little more...
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>>152733979maybe, very hard maybe just because he's a page and i can think about the others saying "are you fucking retarded tavros"
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>>152734108Yeah, that's about it for now, blah blah blah, you know. Hope you loved these!, Have a good weekend hsg!
>>152733353real shit
>>152733541>nycstuckthanks for reminding me. I'm going in my black dirk shirt if you see me come say hi
>>152733694I hope something soon. Nothing ever in here.
>>152733694Yeah, Dave and Bro will be having an event where you can pick a glory hole and have one of them sucking you off dry.
>>152734131could i hug you in there??
>>152734194you can hug me anon. but at another con.
>>152734180booking a flight to texas RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>152734016If we assume Tavros' request follows up John stopping Vriska from killing him, then the only people around to object and call Tavros a retard would be Vriska and John, and I'm not even sure if at that point Vriska knew what shit was happening upstairs.Also once John zaps back in time to alterniabound or however early you want(possibly even back to Alternia because why not, John did things in Terezi's hive), then no troll would object to Tavros and Gamzee talking things out, before murderstuck everyone treated Gamzee(and Eridan, for that matter) like a huge joke that wasn't a threat to anyone.
You are now imagining an Oppai Loli Rose who knows she makes you uncomfortable and does everything she can to push your buttons, for blackmail
>>152734212whoawhat con. we bout to get freaky?
>>152726590believe it or not ive actually doodled this random pairing before, a thousand years ago somewhere deep in my files. thanks for the request this was fun, hope the pose is somewhat like what you wanted lol.
>>152734237No. I'm now imagining Rose as an adult woman with big breasts and a fat ass and she knows she got goods on her, so every time I'm at a store and she just so "happens" to be there, she drops a pencil just to bend over and gives me a look "accidentally".
>>152734194if you manage to tell which person is me, you are very welcome to
>>152734248probably momocon, i dunno. i went there last year, it was alright but i'm unsure if i wanna go again twice in a row
>>152734231i mean, if john were to do that knowing it would affect everones memories and perception of gamzee at least have everyone agreei think john would take it up with everyone, it seems unfair for him to change such a major thing without atleast mentioning it
Does any of these four elemental auspisticisms have potential?
Idk about you Anons but I recently bought a day 2 Anime Expo ticket so if you see a homestuck, that might be me
>>152734271got buck-teeth, glasses, name ends with "egbert"? if so, could we makeout.
>>152734349>Cancer>Scorpio>Pisces.An odd combination, Karkat, Vriska, and Feferi, but I'd do it.
>>152734251cute!
>>152734334Counterpoint: John already retcon-nuked Karezi because Terezi told him to
>>152734386everyone else was dead... who was he gonnas ask?
>>152734357GET OUT THE WAYEGBERT ANON I WILL BE YOUR JADE PLEASE
>>152734410NOO I WILL BE HIS JADE. GET THE FCK OUT OF MY WAYYYYYYYYYYY BITVHH
the incest is strong in this thread.
>>152734426I need to see a Rose anon FUCK a Mom anon.
>>152734443I need a Rose to FUCK me, anon. I'm the Egbert TRUE. I NEED TO GO TO A CONVENTION AND FINALLY GET LALONDE PUSSY.
>>152734421I AM A WITCHAND DEPENDING ON THE TESTS I ALSO GET SPACE MORE THAN I DO BREATHSO I CAN TOTALLY BE A WITCH OF BREATHI AM MORE QUALIFIED.
>>152734356i i find you. can you chase me? but you have to try, and if you catch me, our kismesis life begins.
>>152734463meant to say witch of space
>>152734410>>152734421>>152734463why don't you guys just fuck egbert in a threeway?
>>152732243Epico!
>>152734496shotacons are naturally greedy creatures. at least i am
>>152734463I ALSO GOT SPACE BITCH.WELL BARD, BUT STILL OF SPACE. AND I ASKED FIRST FOR ANON!SO STOP SKIPPING THE LINE I AM MORE QUALIFIED.
>>152734393Past Karkat and past Terezi would probably object to their relationship being ruined like this, but if "what they don't know won't hurt them" is a viable option when altering their relationship, then John can do it more liberally.
>>152732506Dave has flesh hair.
>>152734471I will do no such thing. Wasting my time for your own enjoyment will bring me nothing but annoyance, If you desperately need to fill a quadrant I recommend the street you harlot. Unless you are cute then i might change my mind.
>>152733603Me.
>>152734509the regret john will carry would be multiplied not sayin git would stop him since we've settled this ain a bad way to wring everyone back justthe ramifications of it are more steep i think and i believe john could hate himself for stopping some relationships from happening if not more
>>152734573Flat Stanley x Homestuck crossover goes hard.
i love these whores
>>152734349>Karkat tactically screeching to distract the girlies from fighting each other>I can't tell if Terezi's arbitration would make Eridan and Sollux's arguments better or worse>little bull boy trying to stop his vampire mommy and clown daddy from trying to murder each other for the third time this week>Nepeta begging Aradiabot to stop choking Equius to death(much to his displeasure)
>>152734349>tavros trying to auspitice between gamzee and kanaya except he's terrible at itI like this
>>152734507(me)in conclusion dont trust fujos,they stink, dont take shower, are unfaithful, all the bad things.
>>152734577Gamzee had no next to no relationships on the meteor aside from a tenuous friendship with Karkat, so arguably rekindling the one good thing Gamzee had in the past with no particular detriment to either Gamzee or Tavros would be the opposite of the shit John did with Terezi and Karkat
>>152734507THROWDOWN OF THE CENTURYWHO WILL WIN JOHNS AFFECTIONSTOON IN NEXT TIME
also sorry that drawing is shitty you have to scramble with these things for the bits integrity
>>152734745Nicely done lmao personally I'm rooting for the witch
Erisolfags, what do you think about this?
>>152734745can... can i fuck both?
>>152734827do you have square glasses and buck teeth?and horrible movie taste?
>>152734816I'm not into cuck stuff so I throw all three of them together (Aradia may join as well)
>>152734843Nta but No and No and more importantly I have great tastes in movies, cough cough.
>>152734857i wont reject you because your not john egbert, no one can be perfect after all. but we are fighting for john egbert, ask the other lady see if you can secure the bag.
>>152734843i have square glasses... no buck teeth... and some of my favorite movies is "I love you, man", "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and "Iron Man", if you remember that roleplay i did threads ago.
>>152734847What about this?
>>152734847>three diick2 at the 2ame tiimeHis poor hole...
>>152734874So true, Sol. I've been debating playing this but... what I've seen of the writing has me scared.
>>152734874Pesterquest is the greatest rollarcoaster of "This is so based." and "He/She would not fucking say that." of all time.
>>152734745more like BITCH OF SPACE AMIRITE>>152734857im sorry but no, ask the fujo WHORE right next to me.
Mage of Mind, I guess. Wish I was a Mage of Blood.
>>152734937damn youuu i should have drawn you UGLIER so i could win more effectivly. I was to nice. i cannot let you win!!!
Being a bard of space and seeing all this feels like a humiliation ritual
>>152734937Knight of blood here , the fujo whore witch of breath and you should duke it out to get the john, i want to see some BLOODSHED
damn, john egbert is one lucky man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9_KLdeaijs2 idiots fighting over breath dick.
>>152734905It's a 3-4/10 imo, the quality fluctuates a lot depending on the writer. Jade and Aradia's routes are famously pretty good, but some others(like Jake's route) made me seethe.Sollux's route is decent. It's nothing impressive per se, but as usual Sollux has fun dialogue so it's easily one of the better routes
>>152735032just so you know. I HAVE A FATTER ASS THEN YOU.
>>152728451So so, I guess it´s a Stylized anatomy sort of thing. Rgardless I´ll add the booba. I was just bussy with Gamzee ´till now. I´ll add Jade her tits, and Gamzee his make up and the hat
>>152734905All I can say is that it says something how the writing quality starts going all over the fucking place as soon as it gets to the trolls
>>152735221I'll probably cave and do it at some point, see the shitshow for myself
>>152735223ITS ABOUT SKILL i dont need no oversized glutes for john baka.
>>152735253>that insane narcissistic tranny kate mitchell self-inserting into vriska>hamfisted eridan and roxy gender talk that could've been removed from the script and nothing about the routes would change>obligatory davekatslop>whoever wrote Jake's route must have fucking hated himThese are probably the worst offenders from my memory.
>>152735326qrd on pesterquest vriswhat the fuck is a kate mitchellt. ""newgen""
>>152735253ARE YOU READY FOR THE VRISKOURSE? SHE DID NOTHING WRONG IN HER ROUTE!
>>152735278booo stinky fujo you dont even wash your ass because you spend all your time looking at little boys.
>>152735371You trying to put me down cause you know you'll never be able to satisfy any John ever!!! Slandering the good name of witches everywhere. Just as is bard activity!For now we will have to conclude as a draw. We cant ruin the thread more than we have.
>>152735421>Just as is bard activity!whoa now you got me really. fucking pissed off. like really. from now on, every time i see your ugly little face, its war bitch.yeah lets cease for now. I FUCKING HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>john being conflicted between the two anons fighting over him
>Teen Vriska wishing she could have an older boyfriend who bought her stuff.
>>152728193>>152728451There we go. Some Gamzee (Spent like 1 hour and a half)Aaaaaand
>>152735508>>152728420>>152728451B O O B A !!! >:///D
>>152735350>pesterquest vrisis heavily biased in her favor and written from the perspective of her 'done nothing wrong' and comes from the idea that spider8itch was the reason why she did all the awful shit she did (lol)>kate mitchellsaid massive vriskafag who wrote the route. some fucking how ended up being the director/lead writer for HS^2eventually fucked off after getting enough hate for being an overall annoying retard who made post-canon HS feel like a complete joke
>>152735326>>hamfisted eridan and roxy gender talk that could've been removed from the script and nothing about the routes would changeNot to sound like that one eridianfaggot from a few threads back, but it will forever disappoint me that they went with the 'oh he isn't so bad bc he's so progressive! aside from abiding to the caste system' and how that unironically won people over lolIt's insane to think that just making a character share your political beliefs is enough to make 'em "redeemed" in their eyes
>>152735350Kate is a typical insane looney troon, complete with chronic lying, communist screeching, furfaggotry and grooming allegations. Unsurprisingly Kate was one of main contributors to HS^2 before it got shitcanned in case you've ever wondered why did it suck so much. Oh, and also lost in some local elections to a literal corpse.Vriska's route in pesterquest written by that waste of oxygen features obnoxious amount of Vriska apologia of uwu sad innocent baby variety, complete with pic related being dropped unironically. You'd think it's just a particularly retarded case of Vriskafaggotry, but no, it gets even dumber, Vriska during that route says shit like "don't call me dude" and her FLARP character profile has "F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to drive Kate's point that "Vriska's LITERALLY me, and that includes being trans!". To be fair both are absolutely shit people.
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>>152735568Wait... Kate is sopme kind of doppelganger Vriska or something?
>>152735582God this Vriska is so ugly it's not even funny Which is crazy cause vriska is literally the hottest girl ever.
>>152735568>>152735539>>152735350You guys are also neglecting to mention that Kate was also co-host to the writer of a fanfic called "Godfeels" or whatever tldr John gets merged with Vriska and this makes him troon out into June but also Vriska and June kills his friends but everyone gives him asspats for it because dysphoria and said co-host wrote the vriska apologetic Terezi route too. Godfeels influenced a lot of early tranny june shit
>>152735472(me)oh, and also, never set a single foot in derse. you will be punished by my hands. bye im going to sleep. i have more inportant things to do.
>>152735221>>152735326>jake's route left anons seethingw-what happens in it?
>>152735539>ended up being the director/lead writer for HS^2Is that why it sucked and Vriska was such a big focus? (Again)IS THAT WHY VRISKA FUCKING KILLED GAMZEE RIGHT AWAY AND WHY HE'S GONE?
>>152735621>VRISKA FUCKING KILLED GAMZEEonly fucking good thing btw
>>152735568>Oh, and also lost in some local elections to a literal corpse.....huh?
>>152735626I'll kill you. I'll kill you and they will never find your body.The police will be baffled and their only clue will be the murder weapon I leave on the scene to entice a detective into a sick game of cat and mouse.
>>152735585No, it's just about finding Vriska heckin' relatable because she did lots of bad things but she's very sad and is actually the biggest victim of abuse so she was justified all along.It's no different Vibri and all other cluster B cosplay thots also being huge fans of Vriska.
>>152735643>>152735585No Kate was vriska-kin
>>152735642clown fucker
I love stoner gamzee so much he was my favorite characterI miss him
>>152735628>kate runs in some local elections against some old fart>the old fart dies of age>but he stays on the ballot because it was too late to change shit>and his now lifeless body wins against kate 60-40%
>>152735643I see... fucking hell.This is why we can´t have nice things. Because of fuckers like this Homestuck´s identity is getting diluted every time as we speak.I hate this solipsistic delusional fandom.
>shitting on kate because she's trans rather than the fact she fucking sucks ass at writingCome on guys, we're better than this.
>>152735665is real life....a comedy?
I love gamzee too. I wish he was real.
>>152735690>Come on guys, we're better than this.
>>152735690"her" being trans has everything to do with him being a narcissistic sex pest that posted bulge photos on main and couldnt help himself but rub his agp hands all over vriska
>>152735539>>152735568>>152735608alright, so basicallyvriska's awfulness bled beyond the confines of the core webcomic like a demon and ruined EVERYTHING, yet again, somehow
>>152735699Yeah. Seems like a funny guy to hang arround with... Hope he doesn´t bring too much of a heavy emotional baggage
>light players are for sex
>>152735618>it's long with lots of meandering and talking about fucking nothing, even for pesterquest's standards of boring forgettable routes>the writing makes it feel like you barely even want to be there at all, which was probably true for the writer>nothing gets resolved, there's next to zero character growth, the more proactive choice to help Jake grow as a person is outright the bad one.I don't even care much for Jake and I still think he was done dirty.
>>152735690I hate her because she's a Vriskafag. Not because she's trans.
>>152735736Areana is a lame, bore inducing whore.
>>152735736>but heres the yapper
>>152735747She it just like me, But I'm not a blabber mouth like kankri, i'm a quiet retard.
>>152735746I recall playing his route and it is very comical how he doesn't get any development at all, yeah. It felt like there was a inside joke going on with Jake where he could NEVER have any sort of development, unless it's for the purpose of making him worse.
>>152735747I need sauce on that Kankri.
>>152735690those are one in the same amigo
For me the biggest crime of Jake's route is that the writer very obviously made enough research to know about telegraphed vrisjake in the comic and still decided to bury it.Absolutely fucking criminal.
>>152735735I would be fine with him traumadumping me if he wanted. Or like just hanging in the same room in silence mindling watching anything on TV and he sitting way to close, all cozy.
>>152735799how is she so chopped
>>152735799My god this Vriska Sprite is awful...so flat and wonky :[
>>152735808you seem like a nice guy.
>>152735799Trannies trying to NOT self insert in a game (Impossible)
>>152735827:D thanks I try. I also have a newfound love for the clown once I found the right bubble mindset to get my writing and reading on focus. He was and will always be one of my favorites trolls.
>>152735799>about telegraphed vrisjake in the comic and still decided to bury it.I cant understand what you're trying to say
>>152735809Looking chopped is a default in pesterquest, especially for female characters.
>>152735865Yeah.
>>152735865>he says, posting one of the few 'alright/10' onesif you wanna talk about chopped then post the holy grail of 'dogshit, my man
>>152735863jake loves blue ladies. vriska is a blue lady. they both love adventure and all that.
>>152735879fat girls are hot but she just looks like a fat guy
>>152735881Every day I pray to god that the Hone is our savior. Still wasn't surprising that they got hate when the first requiem collab dropped.
>>152735879>>152735902i will defend this terezi, i kinda like it. its very goblin body type. which i like cause she is. same with nepeta shes cute.I wont defend roxy tho
>>152735879terezi looks good, vintagefoods just has a flat graphic style that looks like shit for sprites
>>152735905The secret is that the majority of fans still probably see Roxy as white, and if they don't, they probably prefer art that actually makes her still look nice instead of some weird melting abomination (pic related)
>>152735935Literally this.
>>152735863The narration in the comic talks about Jake digging blue girls like Neyriti from Avatar who'd ideally drag him on an adventure, teach him how to be brave and then have romance with him(ie. what Vriska tried to do with Tavros), and his favorite capteshit character is spider-girl because he likes her spidery powers and sassy attitude.His route blatantly references that("blue and spidery persuasion" like on that screenshot) and they have some chemistry for a brief moment before they get into a slapfight because that branch is a bad end. Yes, I'm mad.
>>152735954doesn't vriska canonly think he's an ugly idiot, I remember she kept calling him jape and joke
>>152735935my only problem with this art style is that equius looks to old for my tastes, but also, hes a geneitc freak so i guess hes allowed to look like that.
>>152735809>>152735819I kinda like it desu. I always pictured her to be an unkempt mess as disorganized as her room. plus it adds to the fact she fancies herself the epitome of fashion even though her tastes are basic as hell and the true fashinista is kanaya
>>152735879Leave my fat queen alone.
>>152735980She not even fat, she just weirdly wide.
>>152735881TERRIBLE opinion this Roxy is cute. Cute!
I need a black queen in my life.
>>152735958He's John and Tavros rolled into one character and even his default outfit(unbuttoned shirt) aligns with her fashion sense.She would absolutely try to turn him into her dildo if the comic wasn't in its terminal stage at that point.
>>152735881I hate this so much its unreal. the beta kids are supposed to look like their alpha kid counterpart thats the whole theme
>>152735905Hone got any socials? I'd like to peruse their art.
>>152736038https://honeskl.carrd.co/
>>152735790You serious?
>>152736051Why was le spider mans in le luggage compartment?
>>152736051Did I stutter?
>>152733231damn>>152733892I am really digging their style, thanks
I love all Roxys you guys are no fun allowed useless niggas apart from the ones saying Vriska sucks
>>152736081KANKRI GET THE FUCKK OFF THE TABLE THIS INSTANT
>>152736043>Japanese Yeah, checks out, no wonder the art looks so good.
>>152736073anon....check the watermark
>>152736081he likes to feel tall
>>152735905>Still wasn't surprising that they got hate when the first requiem collab droppedfucking how. what is there to hate about their art even
>>152736081>あのバカな子は本当によく喋るから、テーブルから降りたらすぐに私のオマ○コで彼の口を塞いであげるわ。
>>152736122Terezi isn't fat, that was why retards were mad, and the obv non blackish roxy. Blame pesterquest for everything
>>152736114I cant SEE the watermark, thats why I asked.
>>152736137She would say that lmaaaao.
>>152736034Exactly, holy shit. I thought I was the only autist who gave a fuck about that. Ruining what was an admittedly nice touch for the sake of roxy lookin' like that is retarded. Feels like nobody really cares to realize that being one of the issues w/her looking like that aside from going "erm ur racist" like a low IQ troglodyte
>>152736162https://x.com/tri_desert/status/2024924274440470773?s=20
>>152736162Tridesert you dumbass.
>>152735935In the event that the Fortnite collab ever gets off the ground, I hope Epic bases their designs of whatever trolls get in on this style. Hone's trolls are very nice-looking.
>>152736172>Man don't you hate it when you see your dead nana as a young woman but she's a fat cow so you can't get it on with her (I'm a homosexual btw)
>>152736206this jane looks extremely like a hamster.
>>152736215You don't say?
>>152736215she kinda does. Egberts should resemble more like Bunnies. But she does look more like A Rodent.
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>>152736206Fat girls are supposed to have way bigger tits, Terezi too, come on!!!!
If you are in this thread, and you are a Homestuck, post your favorite hip-hop/rap album.
>>152736257Not always true just look at Kumbomb's body, I swear her body type and those sorry excuse for tits are really sad
>>152736266>post your favorite hip-hop/rap album.NIGGER CHECK THIS OUT YOU DIRTY MUSKY PORCH MONKEY NIGGA BITCHASS COONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHLZ9zvz08ALiquid Swords peak.
>>152736174>>152736177Thank you.
Posting KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbxu8jl_jVU
>>152736266probally this classic from Run DMC. I'm not much into the rap scene nowadays But i also enjoy Tyler the Creator, some tunes. overall i'am really nooby in united stares hiphop scene. Now I enjoy some BR rappers that i grew up listening.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NMdSVAUHH3s&list=PLiaAut-7Gn2SQtxSDnsrXRPfo0lJ3c9m7&index=1&pp=iAQB8AUB
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quick someone make a MS paint edition Thread noooow!!!!!
>>152736285Liquid Swords is too woke for me. I can go and listen to Three-Six Mafia rap about murdering bitches without getting called a cracker.
>>152727335The only justification I can think of is to support Hussies whole >le space players are destined to be alonething that only was intorduced at the last second to connect jade and calliope, even though Kanaya and Porrim are some of the most social characters so it makes no fucking sense
>>152726015Wow
>>152735980THe design doesn´t really play well with her personality tho. It´s just a body with a large frame. She doesn´t either have chubby curves or a sturdy bodymass. it´s just... a an androgynous blob.Hell! I was banned from a Discord server for saying this!
