Spitting Straight Fire EditionQott(?) Drop a bar/line that is Homestuck relatedLast Dream Bubble >>152725831
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>>152736396>QITTYO YO YO. This is me, Lord English, Speaking directly from inside your brain.
Yuh Yuh YuhMy rap game wild as the fire on LOHACCareful now, before you get a heart attack Kanaya on the mic, the illest vamp on this session Bout time I slice you with my chainsaw, that's no question
Dave listens to Clams Casino and Bro calls him a fag for it.
fIRST FOR PROSPITCEST
Not so fast.
I’m paradox space draggin timeline splittin in fractionsGot a fetch modus messin with my inventory actions
Rate the redesign
Went to the Thai place up the street. Got shrimp spring rolls and a duck plate with an original-flavor Monster Energy from the department store. Duck is delicious; it is the butter of the meat kingdom. It came on a plate of vegetables with sweet sauce, but I didn’t finish the rice or veggies because I tend to get inexplicably nauseous while eating in public.
This is some dope ass gangsta shit.
>>152736547titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties oo boobieeees
>>152736396MY SKIN IS COLDTRANSFUSION WITH SOMEBODY
Juju red, Juju green, Juju pop I act no fool
Played Hiveswap and oh my god dude I need this pathetic little bitch.Fuck the jade car btw.
>>152736564NO MORE GODSNO MORE GRAVES
>>152736626>Fuck the jade car btwWell yeah, most of the jade trolls there are built for sex.
>>152736687Jadebloods owe me so much sex.
>>152736664Eerrrm that didn't Rhymed Dirk.
>>152736564>MOROSE AND OOOOOLD>DROPPED INTO FRUITLESS DYING
>>152736687All Jades are women.
>QottBeen bouncin on his dick cuz all these women give me the ickKnight of timeAin't no lieThat cock is primeOn my kneesCuz it's time
Jadebloods?
Jades are made for intercrural.
>>152736831This pic making me realize there's only one jadeblood I care about, and it's the one who's probably the most eager to suck you off.
Sexo
>>152736687I unironically just quit this episode at this scene.
>>152736889Sex???
Do Olivebloods count for the green love in this thread?
>>152736894
>>152736896I don't hate it personally, but it really didn't need to be so long. Like yeah, it's impressive that they made multiple outcomes and all, but it's too long for repeat playthroughs.>>152736898Yes.>>152736899And saying this while Polypa exists is crazy. Like of course oliveblood love is allowed, asshole.
>>152736945based as fuck.
>>152736931>>152736945Fat bitch Roxy my beloved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8SShXvzeAY
>>1527369900-1....so there is more. is there more
>>152736990Post the second part coward.https://files.catbox.moe/i1dd4r.png
>>152737017based...as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. whats the original version from? is that also porn? or like a fan comic?
>>152737017I really wished the fandom was more degen cuz shit like this is what I live for.
>>152737047one day anon ill try to make more freaky degen art.
>>152736889>opens image>it's not lanquewhat the fuck
The hate sex would go crazy I just know it
>>152737017houh my god
>>152737017hideous
>>152737102The post-sex guilt must be through the roof.
>>152737017
>>152737113OMG HE IS HEREQUICK EVERY LEAVE
>>152737113sorry you had to learn this way johnathan
>>152737053>one day anon ill try to make more freaky degen art.Anon...I doubt you could match my freak.
>>152737148prob not., i am a simple person who is easy to please. I wanna see john egbert and jade harley kiss. Or maybe john and vriska.
>>152737148nta but try *me*
Fat bitches go to hell when they die.
>>152737017Honestly I find her expression really cute here. Roxy my beloved.
>>152737203people need to be willing to draw epressions that arent just aheago face. shbit like this makes it wayyy better
>>152737240gotta hand it to you, you outmatched my freak.you even surpassed my shota love with somethin way beyond.
Anyone got Homestuck art tutorials? I wanna get the style down more.
>>152737240yeah i used to be into edits this, and i know JUST where you got these as well. though that's died down for me. i like it once in a blue moon, but it's not a thing for me anymore.. i'll have to find something in my folder to outmatch you.
>>152737240Show me. You have my curiosity and it must be sated, even if it disgusts me.
>>152737286Nope, that shit dies with me.
>>152737113john can you hold something for me
>>152737240nigga
>>152737303Anon, release it! Release the suffering of your sin and show it to the world!
>>152737240yeah nevermind, i forgot i purged my folder of this shit since i wasn't into it anymore. it's a gross thing to be into anyway so no regrets. you win anon.
>>152737271https://www.tumblr.com/paperseverywhere/120499232325/this-is-by-no-means-a-comprehensive-guide-and-just?source=share my personal fave
Gonna delete it cuz yeah, can't draw too much attention
>>152737271https://www.tumblr.com/disguisedcheezed/700487934694096896/how-do-you-get-the-proportions-for-the-homestuck?source=sharehttps://shut-up.neocities.org/things/mspa_stylenotesthese ones are also good. perspective and intense poses are very important.
>>152737240I know you edited this but who drew it? I just want to see the Aranea.
>>152737358this is an anonymous board, anon, you wouldn't be drawn attention to. but also i appreciate how earnest you are if even you are grossed out by this. it's gross to be into it anyway.
>>152737271I don’t need tutorials; drawing Homestuck comes to me as naturally as breathing.
You are too late anon, I have already screenshotted this entire conversation.
>>152737271I got this.
Anyone know where I can get some pixel brushes for Krita? Want to draw a Vriska but the Pixel brush it comes with is ass.
Speaking of. It'd be cool if anyone has any pixel or binary brushes for FireAlpaca.
>>152737431Epic moments of Hsg 2026 edition
What would you do to this man?
Anyone got a link to the Drinking Problem author's NSFW art they did before?
Only 13 hours left to send questions to the official Homestuck Q&A!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScRfTuReW0BqXlQgrBOzVNbFD0AudroddXjzXSFeJtFM8A4kA/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=113666303087516423229
>>152737600making him gag on my cock
>>152737600Long legs pinned behind his head. Biting all over his thighs, calves, love handles, biceps, and neck.Gently rubbing his tired eyebags while telling him he's the most beautiful creature I've ever witnessed.
>>152737017For more art like this and less f*idshit like self harm
So uh, Korpus edit with this anyone?
>>152737675JohnKorpusDaveKarkatect ect ect
>>152737600Sing Vampire Club until it goes away
>>152737017this is so fucking ugly you have to have a learning disability to think ogre shit like this is attractive
>>152736413Going to sleep. Hope to make Tavros and Kanaya soon.So... Hope you enjoy this Gamzee. Hope I haven´t broken the theme of mythology based design for the god tiers. I just thought I couldn´t undone the clown gimmick to make him a Jester or something :TSo.. what do you think? I´ve pulled it off? was it neat? Tell me! I accept all feedback
>>152737102Two fags...
Junice and Korpus me thinks...
>>152737772AAand for all Dog chads and people with the yellow feaver, and everyone in between out there. Have Egyptian Jade WITH tits. hope this size serves is of your delight.Good night HSG. See you tomorrow.
>>152737806
Found an old drawing of one second Fantroll. A 6'6" Gamzee-Blood. Jester-like. Loves to dance. Strong but abhors violence. Kinda ditzy at times. Friends with my other troll, a jaded sourpuss.
Trapping Nepeta in cute prison. It’s nicer and more spacious than the entire rest of the hive with plush seats and stuff
The Sufferer if he had to get a dang job instead of fighting the caste system.
>>152737017who draw this?
Dang I forgot that other /hsg/s existed on other boards back then, found a 2014 thread
>>152738335Forgot the link whoopshttps://boards.plus4chan.org/co/t230173.html
In the alpha timeline, Dave and Rose didn't know they were siblings. They were in their fifties when they died fighting the Condesce, meaning they probably knew eachother for over twenty years. Make of this knowledge what you will.
>*discretely looks at your pernis*
>>152738417Oh you save my gif huh? How sweet of you anon.
>>152738472Oh my God it's the real Russian Aradia. I'm your biggest fan you look so sad and melancholic.
Aradia isn't real she can't love you.
>>152738603Not with that attitude
>>152738620Not with any attitude.
>>152738692fucking kino
>>152738692Stealing this idea for an oc.
>>152737752
stop sending jadebloods to make me horny
Please keep posting Jadebloods they make me horny.
>>152739464
I hope you're all ready for a mouthwatering Alan's mother!https://files.catbox.moe/gs8b5w.png
>>152737017>getting roxy's quirk wrong>"he's only ## years old"incestfags prove once again they can't read
>>152739836>https://files.catbox.moe/gs8b5w.pnghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAL8ikqQa74Omg....
CULL LOWBLOODSU DL OL O LL BO W W OB LL O LO LD USDOOLBWOL LLUC
>>152739836>wedding ring hidden behind her head in the second panelnooticing
>>152739836Why does he thirst for moms so much
>>152740078This boy is filled with Milf Lust
Jane making herself ovulate mid sex...
>>152740338....on command? just like that?
>>152740338Janey Waney sexo...
>>152740378yup :)
>>152740424fish i wish
>>152737240Ik what this is too, the audio one escapes me but holy shit anon its been a whole ass while since this edit resurfaced 0_o
>>152740378The Life aspect is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural
>>152740573Fish owe me sex.
>>152737017Sauce
>>152740851???whats the joke here
>>152740866bro is a prostitute who has to sell his body in order to buy brand new toys for dave, despite saying he doesnt like him.
>>152740851>>152740906t-there wouldn't happen to be any fics like this would there? asking for a friend
>>152740906ohhhhhhh yeah now it makes sense, thank you!
>>152740929y-you could always make it yourself, and then share it with the gang.
>>152737309Plush Kanaya <3
>>152740948hmmm
>>152741014tf you mean "hmmm"?
>>152737839>>152737772Why is bro the only guy spending his time on Whiteboard while you niggas re talking about your xeno waifus?
>>152741046I'm considering the really good idea
>>152740851i usually like my readerxcharacter more romantic, but the idea of buying bro's time as a prostitute is... enticing...
>>152741079dont do it to him. hes a single father and is just trying to provide for his kid...
>>152741092we are helping him pay rent is all
>>152741092Anon I'm helping him out... besides, I'm an attractive 20-something. I'm his type. It may be all business for him, and honestly for me, but at least I'm not some ugly bastard he has to zone out while getting his rent and food money.
>>152741092Hey, Anon isn't necessarily saying he WOULD- just that somewhere out there in Paradox Space, it's already happened, and that already happened event is pretty hot.
someone post bro getting piped down already
>>152741158god I wish I saved that one pic I saw of this
>>152741218i can offer this in these trying times https://files.catbox.moe/704h3m.png
Bro is for rich, lonely older woman who want a cute and clever young man around to entertain them for a night
>>152741222built for prostitution
>>152739836Ni->CodyDropped.
>>152741226>implyingDirk is a fag no matter the universe, plus there more money to be made from whoring yourself out to other men anyway
>>152741226older woman turning dirk from gay to bisexual..
>>152741261>plus there more money to be made from whoring yourself out to other men anywaySpoken like someone who ins't in the know. Syre there's more money in that area over all but that's due to a broader pool of horny men and whore women, there are far fewer lonely rich ladies and a even fewer boytoys out there good enough to get paid for it. But the ones who are good enough make top dollar.
>>152741158https://files.catbox.moe/49jaxz.png
>>152741536Total Shota Domination
arm pit tierlist
>>152741567I refuse to believe that Terezi doesn't have hot pits.
I had that dream again you know the Kanaya dream
>>152741691i dont know the "kanaya dream"
>>152741691You sick fuck.
>>152741691The one where she does horrible things to penguins with a croquet mallet?
>>152741701If you don't know then I am not at liberty to explain
i want to learn how to lucid dream so i can go to either derse or prospit. that would be so cool
opinion on sojboy woahjacks?
>>152739836Dont do this to my man Manny
Once had a RP where John was a drug dealer, and was kind of teasingly tormenting a hooked, prim and proper Rose.
>>152739836my God i hate strapshithave a dick, grow one for the occasion or don't even bother
>>152742053He's getting it too.
I wanna draw this but it's my OC and Dave.Good morning /HSG/ how are you :)
>>152742199remmember times when 4chan was good? yeah me neither
>>152742130bad morning. stinky fujoalso this a manga, thought it was a doujin
>>152742257it's manga all the way down you idiot, doujinshi just means independent publishing
>>152742107He reminds me of my dead grandpa. You wouldn't do that to me right? Draw my dead grandpa who dedicated his life to charity getting that done to him?
waiter waiter. more junice and korpus please!!
>>152736945>>152736931>>152736990>>152737017Who the fuck is that kid
>>152742389Harry Anderson. John egbert and Roxy Lalonde son in the Homestuck Candy Epilogue timeline.
>>152742298dont call me a idiot..
>>152742378That's also a good idea
Man you guys are weird ima go play xbox.
I'm so fucking glad the absolute sewer garbage that is the Pesterquest sprites won't be how the characters are seen if the Homestuck show actually goes forward.
>>152742438Tch. Sorry, alright? You know how I get when I get mad. Come here, I promise things will be good with us from now on...
>>152742438an idiot*
>>152736396Test
>>152742771Honestly not sure why you think that, considering PQ (and FS) whole development always relied on having different artists and writers for each route. For a show, they would end up having to pertain to a more simplified vision, which is why the kids end up looking the way they do in the show
>>152742734Ellith...
>>152742782who the hell is you! the only person i let that happen to me would be my kismesis after a long fight.
>>152742771Eridan looks so good though
>>152742837Ellith Is a Microsoftfag? I mean. There is Some nice xbox games... But I think I will Playstation pill her now.
>>152742771pilot rezi >>>>>> pq rezi
I Swear Ellith... I'm gonna protect you and make you have GOOD TASTE in games and media. Its a promisse.. (I say as I raise my fist in the air)
ill always defend widerezi. because goblin body type is more interesting than everyone looking the same.
>>152742808 (me)I actually think they might just be going off some sort of guidelines, because I noticed that the same artist for John, Feferi, and Eridan for PQ has been drawing all the promo art for the recent plushies Feferi looks more thin in them
>>152742935false dichotomy
>>152742909My man, design-wise, I feel like Terezi has been slowly getting redeemed lately.>>152742935You're retarded, read some of the other posts against in the other thread, because they explain why it's fucking stupid pretty well. Point is, I think most people wouldn't hate a wide Terezi, but it's so egregiously shit the way they did it in PQ.
>>152742937What's with all the Fefkat lately.
Feferi being chubby is more cuter than Chubby Terezi in my opinion.
>>152742976well im not reaaaally defending pesterquest itself. But people use it as ammunition to discount the entire idea. Which is unfortunate. And i feel more of an urge to stand by the defense of varied body homestuck designs BECAUSE the pilot seems hell bent on giving everyone the same body type for the sake of animation efficiency.
>>152743000This.
>>152742861He looks a bit gay doesn't he?
MILF Terezi.
>>152743057he wears a cape and a scarf. and is basically gay incel harry potter. Of course he looks gay, pester quest just exaggerated that.
>>152742130im doing alright, how are you.
>>152743057Any good noble worth his salt looks a bit flamboyant, or as some tasteless members of third estate call it, "gay"
>>152743057Yeah no shit
>>152743076
>>152743123Im also fine. Being a bit of a lazy bitch and not drawing.
>>152743057He's a hipster so more accurately like he looks like a massive fucking faggot but in a straight way.
>>152742909
>>152743165Lawyer Sugar Mommy Terezi.
Do you think Meenha ERPs being The Condesce with Karkat and it leads to casteplay sex?
>>152742996I don't know but I'm here for it
>>152743328the post nut clarity hitting them both like a to tonne truck
>>152743186so hurry up or imma draw my oc with dave on ths >>152742130 FIRST.im going to steal your shotas, my archnemesis,
>>152743346Kino.
>>152736626I just finished Act 2 myself. What a disappointment.
>>152742935I prefer pear shape.
>>152743484Pear shape is fine. honestly i think its more about her not being like a tall dommy mommy. because i think her being that dampens the contrast between her and Vriska, who probobly WOULD have that body type, and if she didnt its the body type she aspires to have so she can be more like her ancestor.Vriska wants to use her feminine charm and appeal to get her way without having to FORCE it on people with her mind powers. Its why she always gets so upset which makes her use her powers anyway because despite probobly being very hot, shes also the worst.Terezi not being like, a smoking hot babe supermodel type gal, and still being more attractive and appealing and persuasive than Vriska can ever be would be a good contrast.
>>152743583if vriska commanded you to do something,, not even using mind powers, would you immediately do it?
>>152743652i mean probobly because shes a troll and im not. And even without all the powers sburb and her blood give her, shes still at base way stronger than me and could rip me to shreds.so yeah i would probobly do it.but thats the thing isnt it. Shes a THEIF an active class. She steals and takes by herself and never receives, which she really wants and somewhat needs due to a severe lack of love in her life. She wants to be given things because people like her. She basically wants to be a sylph like Areana, but she can't because shes not areana.which would make her mad and more demanding, thus furthering the cycle.
>>152743716no idiot im talking about a romantic command. like how she asked tavros to kiss her. but without the mind powers.
>>152743716What if you were to smother her in love like a big old golden retriever himbo/bimbo?
>>152743814Depends on how nice shes been up until that point. Im sure she is attractive enough to get simple gestures like that from people, myself included. Despite my lambasting her inability to meddle, she is amicable enough when she wants to be.So my answer remains yes. And if she was already being abrasive or mean, then my first answer still applies as well, cause shes mean and violent. >>152743827Well vriska is very flawed not unsavable. She just got screwed over in the parent department and it fucked her up for life basically.
>>152743879I'm talking maximum over fluff, agressively wooby-wubby luvin' '. Like a yandere but drowning in enough sugar and enough never say diabetus attitude to keep at her?
You have the power to make one ship and only one ship canon. Which one do you pick?
>>152743997i mean. its gotta be spider8reath right? Is there any other ship that would so definitively make the story better with its inclusion.
>>152743997Me and your mother.
>>152743997DirkJohn for the funnies
>>152743997davejane
>>152744019Cody....Dave....
>>152743997daverezi
>>152744116we shall destroy davekat and vrisrezi in one fell swoop wallahi
>>152743997Honestly I have no real bias but as>>152744015 says this one would probably be a net positive in happiness for the most people.
>>152744225its got a little something for everyone
>>152743997>>152744015Spider8reath is the tsar bomba in the "ships that solve Homestuck" scaling but Daverezi is also great since it culls Davekat and Vrisrezi which have been both incredibly detrimental to the characters involved
>>152744267I agree, the only problem with spider8reath is it makes davekat even more appealing for people.but spider8reath also culls visrezi. so its a matter of which is more concerning to youDavekat or vrisrezi
>>152743997Pale Erikar
>>152744267Was strongly considering DaveXTerezi but I just don't see them together long term. They should have remained close friends instead of basically dropping each other but that fire won't burn for long y'know.
>>152744312>>152744267davekat is awesome when there isnt a bitch in your ear saying it sucks balls.
>>152744379But it's not it really isn't
>>152744341thats how i feel about the relationship too.Terezi is a deeply needy person, and while Dave is certainly not the non chalant type he tries to appear as, it is true that hes a little bit of an esoteric person, who is like a puzzle. You can get him to love you if you can sort of solve it. But you gotta do it all the time. Someone like terezi probobly doesnt have the ability too.So when the honey moon phase of being together burns out they both fizzle out. But thats ok cause it just means they didnt have the foundation for a romantic relationship, that doesn't exclude friendships.Despite me not liking davekat, thats one of its benifits. Karkat is the sort of person who would obsess over "solving" dave and navigating every discussion and interaction, as well as goofing off and being a prick himself.
>>152744379davekat is a nothingburger
Davekat if it was peak
>>152744324Homestuck is SAVED
>>152743997Dirktav obviously, the way it was meant to be all along
>>152744406last thread was pretty ademant on this being absolute shit anondo better
>>152744419lol this is great
>>152744324>>152744419One of the biggest palekinos of homestuck
>>152744406Add terezi to max out the karcuckery levels
>>152744341>>152744395I disagree. I think Terezi is really good at both playing along with Dave, but also disarming him without even really trying. She starts to bring down Dave's walls just by being herself. There's a vulnerability that Dave shows around Terezi that he doesn't show very often. Even if they fizzle out as teenagers, I can totally see them reconnecting after they've grown up a bit.
>>152744503
Why is Karkat such a fucking cuck? What causes this phenomenon?
>>152744515i agree. i think honestly the problem character in Daverezi IS terezi. She just is not able to function as an independent person at all. Which wont work for dave, because while again, he is someone who has immense love for his friends, he cant and doesn't want to be the person who holds everyone up on his shoulders, or even hold one person up on his shoulders. He needs someone who can work on their own or else it just wont work.Terezi was unable to do this, thats why she started seeing gamzee. And thats why dave broke off the relationship to begin with. If terezi was able to grow past this, then it could work.
>>1527443951+ points to davekat. but seriously whats so bad about it? just because HUSSIE doesnt show any development to dave because of it doesnt mean the ship is bad.
>>152744527Ingrained feeling of inferiority leading to a need to present himself as uncaring and angry all the time and manifesting as a fetish for humiliation and emasculation
>>152744668god. no wonder i want to pin him down so badly. him and john make me go crazy...
>>152744479You know what, I'm gonna write the seminal davekat cuck fic with Gamzee as the bull and prove you all wrong. Then we'll see who's laughing.
>>152744773>change any mentions of gamzee for equius/tavros/eridan>instant success >makes twice more sensewould you look at that
>>152744564True, true.
>>152744796You will see, you will see
Karkat bitching about Dave being a better drawer than him is still the funniest shit ever.
>>152744805the fact that Hussie was both unwilling to skip terezis development with the time skip, or show it in the comic, proves he didnt know what to do with terezi, since she was one of the few compotent members of the team along with rose (despite her numerous fuck ups) so they had to make her suck. whats worse, a character getting their character assassinated so they suck or what happened to jade where she is still literally the strongest kid in the story but doesnt get to do anything anyway.
>>152744569>but seriously whats so bad about it?Next to zero "innate chemistry" which is precisely why prior to vriskagram they had next to no interactions aside from bickering over Terezi and Dave scribbling dicks over Karkat's shipping chart(which technically was also about dating Terezi). All the development we got with them happened offscreen in vriskagram where karkat suddenly was willing to willing some DJing shit even though it didn't happen in the OG timeline and was never shown after that shitty flash. Even in the ipgd-influenced dogshit fanfic that are the epilogues they did fuck all and had no relationship progression for YEARS until le orange narration man mindraped them into doing something.They just innately don't mesh and not even in a hatefuck way, but in a "I don't even care much for interacting with that person" kinda way, not unlike how davesol or eridave would be also nonsensical crackships. Fucking Nepeta has more going for her here because she actually managed to convince Dave to make a fursona and roleplay with her.
>>152743583Vriska and Terezi have always been opposites. Vriska is the titty monster, the popular bitch. Vriska is the trophy wife with no personality in her forties with saggy tits and kids who hates her. Terezi is the autistic girl next door who you marry and having a loving, happy life with. She also has good hips for childrearing.
>>152744882terezi is kinda naturaly evil, vriska was grommed so maybe there is some leverage to the things she did, eridan got fucked by hemospectrum, but i guess being blind and the thing that happened to her dragon mom(?) made her this way? she likes to act like shes all independent when shes clearly not and as dave says shes morbid. i dont think she can stand a long term relationship.
>>152744773Don't listen to the haters anon, I believe in you and your vision.You could even pull off a NTR cliche of using the drugs, like Dave getting high on Gamzee's sopor pie.
>>152743997Karezi and it's not even close.
>>152744909again, as i said>just because HUSSIE doesnt show any development to dave because of it doesnt mean the ship is bad.its not the fault of the ship if hussie just skimmed thru everything.
Homestuck used to be so good that it being that good is the only reason why anyone's sticking around.Imagine writing something so good that even when you get so bad people are still defending you because they hope that, one day, it might be that good again. It's like Star Wars but even worse.
>>152744984shes not evil shes just fucked up.like yeah, all trolls are naturally violent and desensitized to it because of their society. But even VRISKA has problems with killing people with her bare hands that are her friends. She hated Tavros and she kills him and shes freaking out. Terezi tries to hide from this with all her law bullshit, when really its just the healthiest outlet for her violence that she has, and when she goes through and kills her former friend, it almost breaks her.this is all to say, every troll kid got dealt a raw hand in life. Every single one. And the reason they're so fucked up is because of that.no one in this story is really beyond saving, not even caliborn. Caliborn is the way he is because of gamzee, so really even caliborn could have been better
>>152744909Davekat exists entirely on a whim, Hussie admitted as much now.
>>152742130>>152743356also get fucked hahahahaI drew me and dave first, then we will kiss and make out
g'mornin hsg
>John and Vriska >Rose and Kanya (but for real)>Dave and Jade>Karkat and TereziHomestuck is saved forever, you're welcome.
>>152744969>Vriska is the titty monster, the popular bitch.Vriska is the deranged gremlin from a broken home with notorious cred for messing with other peoples lives she isn't the preppy, popular stacy what is this revisionist nonsense. Also she's flat.
>>152745108>Dave and JadeBut twitter told me that's toxic.
>>152745073fucking bitch you didnt reply back so i thought you gave up. i fucking hate you you know that.
>>152745111i think there is a middle ground between this and what the other anon said.She is a lanky gremlin desperately trying to LARP as a popular stacy, or the troll equivalent thereof. Like i said before, she wants to be the center of attention, important, and she will inject herself in everyones buisness to get it. Also while i do prefer naturally busty vriska, kind of middling tit size vriska who stuffs her bras full of shit to make them look bigger is equally as good.
>thread devolves into cuckshit davekat (somehow still better than regular davekat)>remember Rosmarinus VenenosaFor all my hate of NTR, at least that one was hot. I need more of Vriska forcing herself into the humans relationships via mind control. Bad day
>Vriska is a lanky skinny bitch who pretends to be a Stacy>Terezi is a hot piece of ass with nice tits who acts like a retarded gremlinThere.
>>152745151>Vriska forcing herself into the humans relationships via mind controlto do what? put them to sleep?her powers dont work as well on humans, numbnuts
>>152745073Based
>>152745127Unironically shipping Dave with Jade also fixes Jade, because she gets fucked over by Davekat and then has the most retarded shit going on with Rosemary.
I just think he is neat
>>152745175I know, but that fic makes the slight change that Vriska's mind powers are way more OP, just as an excuse to justify the alteration to everyones common sense. Its an excuse to have Vriska brutally fuck Rose and humilliate Kanaya with them thinking its normal.
>>152745150I like this. I feel like her only redeeming quality would be her tits.
>>152745150Sure she stuffs but Vriska deserves to get titmogged by everyone until having a few babies give her something to work with.>>152745168BasedToo bad Terezi is unironically worse at relationships than Vriska
>>152745198meh not my style but respectablei prefer when vriska fucks by her own will, or people fuck her because they want to, like in that really old roxy threesome fic
>>152745199Nah her redeeming quality is how much effort she puts into making what she's got work. Also nice lips and legs.
Vriska WILL be more confident about her tits after John impregnates her.Dave WILL smile after he gets to spend time hanging out with Jade and her cute bullshit.Karkat and Terezi WILL be both emotionally fulfilled and have dates where they both are bratty with each other.Rose and Kanaya WILL be able to do whatever the fuck it is lesbians do and not have a dog penis involved in their relationship.This WILL all come to happen and Homestuck WILL be saved.
>>152745073I fucking love you
WHAT'S THAT DAVE? YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK GAMZEE AND MAKE ME WATCH? AND YOU'LL TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER HIS MIGHTY HIGHBLOOD BULGE IS THAN MY IMPOTENT MUTANT BULGE? AND YOU'LL LOCK MY SISSY BULGIE IN A CHASTITY CAGE SO I CAN NEVER FILL A PAIL EVER AGAIN? AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU'LL ALSO TEAM UP WITH TEREZI TO PUT ME IN A HANGING WEDGIE AND FUCK HER WHILE I'M STRUGGLING IN PAIN AND HUMILIATION? AND YOU'LL FORCE ME TO CONFESS MY LOVE TO JOHN JUST SO HE CAN LAUGH AT ME AND CALL ME A FAGGOT AND SMASH MY SHAME GLOBES WITH HIS MIGHTY TELESCOPIC SASSCRUSHER? AND YOU'LL GATHER EVERY SINGLE PERSON I HAVE A CRUSH ON AND HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF THEM WHILE FORCEING ME TO WATCH? AND THEN YOU'LL ALL MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING SUCH A PATHETIC KARKEK UNTILL I'M COMPLETELY HUMILIATED AND EMASCULATED? WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA DOO!
>>152745198How can someone be humiliated by something they consider normal? That doesn't work by definition.
>>152745127it is true to some extent that the foundation of their relationship is rocky, but thats because at the start both are characters who put on a heavy mask in order to hide their true nature from the world, Jade pretending to be a happy perfect girl with all the answers, and of course dave pretending to be a hella cool dude.>>152745211The way my size chart goes, Vriska is third largest, something shes very proud of, the two people who out rank her are aradia and feferi. I think only being beaten by the lowest and highest bloods actually is more damaging to her ego than if she was flat, because at least if she was flat she can say its bad luck.
>>152745127Twitter takes The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas at face value because they can't imagine a relationship free of forced drama.
>>152745022And my point is that trying to develop this relationship is like squeezing water from a stone, which is also why so much of the davekat slop is so painfully OOC.
>>152745265>israelgpt generate me some makara approved slander
>>152745265kek
>>152745265k, b, c
>>152745193>"headcanoning" rose as bibro...
>>152745301>daverose never happened>homestuck fans will never acknowledge it. i feel as if thats proof enough that Rose isnt completly incapable of being with a man.
>>152745193IRAN BOMB THE ENTIRE HOMESTUCK COMMUNITY RIGHTN O W
>>152745275Half the point is Kanaya barely reacting to it, or her real repressed reaction surfacing a little only to be instantly buried again, but its more humilliating from an outside perspective I guess.>>152745224Ill admit its just morbid interest, like a car crash you cant take your eyes off of, sweet/fluffy fics are still better most of the time.
>>152745263i do a lot of horny posting abotu John, but i love dave too. theres a reason all the fujos love him. Hes moody but also funny and snarky. hes chill, but also passionate.and hes cute.
Troll tits from biggest to smallest:>Porrim>Feferi>Meulin>Aradia >Aranea>Damara >Kanaya >Terezi>Nepeta>Vriska>Latula>Meenah
>>152745322>Ill admit its just morbid interest, like a car crash you cant take your eyes off of, sweet/fluffy fics are still better most of the time.agreed yeah, i like smutty fics but mindcontrol like that sounds kinda lame on the premise it has to "boost" it to make anything be viableidk vriska jus fucking someone because shes a tease queen or smth without having to depend on mindcontrol as crutch is much hotter and in turn fluffy i suppose
blind girl has nice ass?
>>152745373heres my personal list from biggest to smallest (only counting post scratch trolls)>Feferi>Aradia>Vriska>Kanaya>Terezi>nepeta
>>152745373The best ass list is the reverse of this kek
I shall draw a big titty Vriska whose pained and exhausted by her big tits. But how
>>152745400Nah Aradia is in top three for best ass
who is the most fuckable character in the pbsd universe. moonrunes seems pretty hellbent on yttris
>>152745301She fucked her brother, pretended it never happened because "muh doomed timeline", started larping as a full-blown dyke, got with an actual lesbian and years later her phallic-loving urges made her cuck her wife with a (canine) dickMany such cases irl!
>>152745423Alan's Mom
Can I show you guys my fantroll?
>>152745463please do mister :)
>>152745463
>>152745474>>152745475Technically, my girlfriend made it, but she's very embarrassed and won't let me show it to anybody in real life. But I really like it.
>>152745511seems rad as fuck bro,i like the modified horn
>>152745511I like him.
>>152745389Always.
>>152745511Cute but my question is, how big is it?
ANSWER ME
What's wrong with big titty vriska
>>152745599Don't they have tentacle dicks or something? I don't know how my length would translate.
>>152745599its like this big:|--------------------|hope it helped
>>152745623>Don't they have tentacle dicks or something?Never had a canon answer>I don't know how my length would translate.is it possible to guk guk. yes or no.
>>152745638It is possible...
>>152745647THAT'S NOT A YES OR NO ANSWER
>>152745450then why doesnt alan have a legion of brothers and sisters? checkmate atheists
Terezi's fat ass...
>>152745024Source
I need to nut.
>>152745723Sauce.
>>152745265love these kinds of posts too much
Bad writing that Bec Noir in Act 6 never heard a character blubbering about feelings and executed them for it
>>152745812Doesn't exist anymore anon, tumblr links are all dead, blog sites, gone. Only a few images of past HS cosplay live on, on my pc
>>152745423Renity and Lily.
>>152745423Cody when she has huge tits.
>>152745944>She
Fucking Cody in his boypussy
>>152745423the shading on this is making me feel gross why is everything so fuckin shiny
>>152746009sweaty yttris
>>152745984Yes.
>>152745984Yes, she.
>>152746009If it wasn’t obvious from him having a pixiv, I think moonrunes usual artstyle is inspired by japanese shit
>>152746032Shut up cody's mom>>152746049Shut up cody's dad
What's Cody's real name again?
>>152746107Cody
>>152746009fihs
>>152746107Breeding sow #7163
>>152746107Kate.
>>152744994I'm outlining the fic and it's gonna be safe sane and consensual with a loving davekat couple.
>>152745073guess what!
>>152746528chicken butt?
>>152745723>legalWALLED
>>152746534>Signless fucked this
>>152746534Oh hey, I made that. Neat.
>>152746600we respect artists like you in this thread
GRAAHHH I NEED TO FUCK VRISKA SO PASSIONATELY TO MIDWEST EMO MUSIC I CRAVE HER SO BAD MAN
>>152746600Now draw every other female troll doing that.
>>152746610If I had CSP on my computer I would draw her more, or do what >>152746630.But CSP doesn't like Linux, and I am too stupid to know how to use wine.I am forced to use Krita, and Krita is -shit-.
>>152745073>>152746528(me)my oc kissed dave first!!!!!take that!cmon stop playing with me
>>152746642Have you tried Firealpaca? It's an art program for dummies like me and it's pretty decent imo
>>152746659I-impossible!!!It seems the score is even now!
>>152746718I used to use Fire Alpaca all the time, I upgraded from it to CSP back in 20. Its absolute ass. I miss my brushes.
>>152746722you always have lost. even without the hemospectrum everyone knows you're beneath me.
>>152746837I'm also a candy red. THERE WILL BE JUSTICE.
>>152746856im going to rub your tiny inferior horns. and you will like it.
>>152746580Me on the left.
>>152747018anyone got that list anon made of every character's kinks?
>>152746107Kattie it is literally in the comic
>>152747223That shit was stupid from the get-go because Vriska wasn’t a hypnofag.
>>152746856Limeblood pride world wide
>>152747390Im a lime blood if i am a breath aspect technicallyBUTi dont care and choose to ignore this. because i get blood aspect all the time, along with space. so really its a toss up. besides i gotta back up my boy kitkat
found a really chopped vriska, thought y'all should see
>>152747496That one looks cute.
There was some good looking Homestuck porn game that a guy was working on that used nice looking character models for it being three-dimensional, but he seems to have gone radio silent, and that's fucking bullshit.
>>152747496traced over a 3d model?
>>152747927any info? i would at least like to see the models
>>152747927his name is nuke84 and hes very much active on newgrounds and twitter lol, i think hes just making the models for nowlast one was kanaya>>152748002smth that csp has idk i found it on twitter and it made me giddle
>>152748012What the guy below you said, but the Homestuck specific stuff is H-Smut-Studios.>>152748024Yeah, actually, I just saw that now that he's been active recently. He makes good shit.
>>152748058he is yeah, my theory is that all the models will be made first then hel'll go from there
>>152748129Fair enough.
>>152748129>>152748058i like their models, very cute, except rose. As i have said many times, i dont like people using the pester quest version of her as a base. need my tumor head for that real rose flavor.
Just trying to get a feel, ya feel?
>>152748195slimmm shadie
>>152748195this is really good dude, nice job i like him
>>152748216Kek
>>152748195shaterpants goonbulge
>>152748195Olive LarperPurple Kyubey
>>152748195skibidi siggma
>>152748195is that a cleft lip?
>>152749480It is indeed
>average day in australia got me like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPlOk1VTNcI&t=5s
>>152749841My cannuckistan dystopia banned lolis but not shotas now I can't see lily lewds on pixiv
>>152749841IRAN STRIKE THIS MINOR OFF THIS WEBSITE AND MAY THE HELLFIRE BURN HIS BODY TO A CRISP.
>>152749889it's blocked everywhere on Australia, whether your an adult or not probably because it didn't put an age verifier in time
>>152749935Sucks to be a spider I guess
>>152749841>>152749935I'm from Australia and I've had no issues browsing 4chan at all. Seems like a skill issue to me.
>>152748195>Those fangsThe danger calls to me...
Good evening /hsg/
>>152750666Heya Satan!
>>152745373any animu examples? imean, wich of them has Orihime´s bust size, and wich of them has Rukia´s?I´m only but a filthy weeb.
>>152745265When did we decide that Karkat is a cuck? I thought Kanaya was the designated Homecuck? How many cucks can a series have?
>>152750575its not 4chan, its e-hentai.org lol
>>152751258>e-hentai.orggAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
Once in a blue moon I find fanart that remembers that Dave has ludicrously thick, thick eyebrows.
>>152751408Ew facial hair though.
I'm a Newgen planning to go to the NYC Homestuck mini-con as a (white) John Egbert, any advice for a first timer?
>>152751485Bring gushers
>>152751485Bring condoms
>>152751485>(white) John Egbert>(white)>JohnPrepare to be intifada'd for your hatecrimes.
>>152751485do the windy thing
>>152748195thesha pestor
>>152751493Blue Raspberry. Noted.>>152751503How many?>>152751511I can't help that I was born superior than 90% of the globe.>>152751516I'll try.
>>152751531>I can't help that I was born superior than 90% of the globe.with that attitude cosplay Eridan isntead
>>152751408does he though? hussie seems to just draw thick brows on everyone, even tavros amd vriska
How the FUCK do you come up with Lands? This shit is hord.
>>152751636what are you struggling with?I'll bet your planet is Land of Cartography and Uncertainty
>>152751408>>152751558I've been thinking about this. Do Striders actually have thick eyebrows or is it a collective fandom hallucination? Is it ever verbally acknowledged?
>>152751516What windy thing? Will bro swing a hammer like a fan or what?
>>152751558>>152751717It's motherfucking canon is what it is.
>>152751756I mean, sure, that's thick. But is it ever acknowledged in any way as a Thing beyond the odd page or two featuring a facially-naked Dave?
>>152751668Meanie.
>>152751552Would've done equius but I don't want to fuck with paint for my first con.I'm on a budget.>>152751725I will make a hammer.
>>152751636Land of Nothing and Doubt
>>152751756he draws all brows like this it's simply the artstyle
Kanaya if Andrew Hussie wasn't fucking around.
>>152751903just for the next time you go to a con, go to a Thor cosplayer, wether be Marvel´s or God of War Record of Ragnarok, and try larp with them. might be funny
Just remembered this relic from the past
>>152752290Look meenah, there's nothing wrong with me dating nepeta. Now if you'll excuse me I have to pick her up from middle school...
>>152751558>>152751717Thick eyebrows are kino
ALERT ALERTALERT
>>152752489MY PROSPITCEST WORLD BEGINS
>>152748195What's his clasapect?
>>152752489Homestuck WHATsleeve event!??>puts on glassesOh...
>>152752594Prince of My Dick
>>152752594
>>152752764Oh just like Latula!
Which Homestuck has the biggest dick? My vote goes to John, but I also feel like Gamzee, Jake, and even Tavros might be packing. I think it's only natural that Pages have immense cock length and girth, but that they're growers not showers (potential lol). Also, Pages tend to struggle with one form of erectile disfunction or another.
theyre kinda cute sometimes
>>152752764I sure hope he doesn't use his Mind powers to convince me to do anything inappropriate with him~!
HELLO ANONS!!AFTER A LONG FUCKING WHILE, IT´S **READY**!!! >:DBEHOLD, CHAD TAVROS!!!
Happy Women's Day to all the faggots out there!
Hey I need to go do something, can you guys watch my blank books for a minute? I'm going to release them when I get back but I don't want any bad writing in my ending to Homestuck. Can I trust you guys?
>>152752176sauce? reverse search wont find anything
Oh, I'm blind I baked too soon....
Me aNd mY moIrAil :o)
>>152753103No... No you can't do this to me. You can't make me start shipping fantrolls again...I SWEAR I LEFT THAT BEHIND ME! I BURIED THAT PART OF ME! DON'T DIG IT UP!
Tormii deserves loving handjobs so he spills his seed on the ground.
>>152752981Hey, the... the window went red. So just In casae, I´ll psot this one again.Enjoy.
>>152753268
>>152753103Good. Good. Now push that little Rusty to his knees.
STOP THE RUSTBLOOD ABUSE!
>>152753304I need contex.. haven´t red the comic but I know some stuff. For example: Vriska used John all along.But why, and what? What did she wanted from him? Why did she wanted that thing from him?
>>152753382this isnt vriskathis isnt john either.read more, i promise its interestin :)
>>152753425So.. Aranea and Jake?
>>152747223you mean this one?>JOHN: degradation, breast milk/nipple sucking>ROSE: tentacles, xeno, breeding>DAVE: dry humping, clothed sex, edging, mommy kink>JADE: scent, 3+ people sex>JANE: breeding, latex, weird political dynamics>ROXY: sex with a medium chance of being caught, free use, voyeurism>DIRK: choking, praise, hair pulling, oral freak>JAKE: blue ladies, outside sex, creampies>ARADIA: having her ass eaten out, mid sex cuddles, will do anything her partner is into>TAVROS: vanilla>SOLLUX: e-sex, fat chicks>KARKAT: ladies at least twice his age, getting pegged>NEPETA: roleplay, scratching, anal freak, pet play>KANAYA: vanilla >TEREZI: scent, armpits, biting, oral freak>VRISKA: power play, roleplay, size differences (the idea of using hypnosis during sex instantly kills her troll boner)>EQUIUS: casteplay, choking, cbt, bondage>GAMZEE: :o)>ERIDAN: thigh freak, sex in water, facials>FEFERI: leashes, sexual massages, overstimulating her partneri keep revising this one sorry :(
I love this fat boy.
the thing that pisses me off about tentabulges is that they never give them a hole so the sperm can exit but the tentabulge can still cum like??????? where the cum come from????
>>152753382>haven´t red the comicNigga what the fuck are you doing here?
oopsie forgot to go to sleep so i stayed up drawing. Ill sleep now. Have a good night /HSG/ :))) And have another sneak peak for chapter 3.This chapter and its drawings are turning out very romantical. So i am pivoting and kicking back the anthology chapter back to make room for this extended beach episode! John and Jade try to have time all to themselves without nanasprite or davesprite or anyone bothering them!And so it is!Sleep well!
Before the ICP concert.
After the ICP concert.
>>152751114Kanaya gets cheated on because she's a pushover, Karkat genuinely gets off to it.
>>152754355>>152754348fuck im so jealous looks like a lot of fun
>>152753737Even looking at the images already annoys me. Not because of the hot dog boy and his love of big juicy sausages, he's all good, but because of Mallek. He absolutely pisses me the fuck off in how trashy he is, and yet I can't help but intensely desire to fuck him.God this is so fucking embarrassing.
>>152751114>>152751114>davekat and rosemary double date>dave and rose incestually make out with each other the whole time while karkat and kanaya mald in the corner
>>152754462According to the cosplayer she lost her shoes when she was jumping over the barricade to get on stage and flashed everyone behind me in the process. A guy also jumped on her to crowd surf and broke her horn.
>>152754507karkat and kanaya will also make out
>>152754633>>152754639thats some high level delivery anon!
>>152754633>>152754639*SNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF*
>>152754723*burps in yo face*
Aradia was at her best when she was dead desu.
>>152753689that'e the one!now, elaborate on dirk's praise kink. how does a praise kink even work
>>152755089opposite of degradation basically
>>152755089Subset of worship kink
>>152755029but what if she was milky
>>152755029>>152755307She kinda looks like she's wearing braces which only makes her hotter
>>152755650i mean, i can make it a bit more evident i guess
>>152755307D----------------------------------> mommy milky
>>152755089He gets off on being told what a good boy he's been
Good morning /hsg/I haven't killed anyone so far
John being the first person to realize he’s in a webcomic and scream it sucks
>>152756075>first person to realize he’s in a webcomic But that's Gamzee
>>152755754aradiabot with sprinkles on h er nips for when equius asks for milky timesalso make a new thread people
>>152756323If she's a robot she can serve ice cream out of those thingsWith sprinkles
>>152756349now thats a justification to call them milktanks ok desu thinking about how equius would miniaturize an entire icecream maker and dispenser to the size of her tits was funnier than i thought
>>152756379>>152756379>>152756379
