>4chan convinces you hoppers is great>It's flopping to fuck What went wrong?
>>152732454>4chan convinces you hoppers is greathttps://www.dictionary.com/browse/shill
>>152732454Cinemas getting the "brilliant" idea to raise ticket prices + the rise of streaming services. /thread
same as turning red, the massive ad campaign is annoying, and these days even normies are sick of furries and wish they'd stay quarantined
>>152732454Full image?
>>152732495https://x.com/GreenSkull34/status/2028714742559146158
Quick question /co/, why is it spelled "bestiality" and not "beastiality"?>hurr durr cause it's the best durrrserious answers please
>>152732454>4chan convinces youTake responsibility for your own shit taste
>>152732454>floppingDisney and Pixar say it's meeting expectations, though.What's REALLY flopping is The Bride, which is well-deserved since people are calling that one of the worst movies ever made.
>trailers looked terrible>style is the most generic slop straight from a stable diffusion promptgee i wonder why its flopping
>>152732703>Disney and Pixar say it's meeting expectations, though.>$150 million budget>Lower opening than Lightyear, which was a notorious bombSomehow I don't believe them.Also, what the fuck? How did they spend $150 million on this?
>>152732542I should have NOT clicked all of that
>>152732703Really? I was looking forward to the Bride. The trailers looked cool.
>>152732812Apparently the trailers are a massive fakeout and the actual movie is nothing like what's being advertised. I've seen people on Twitter say that people are walking out of the theater because The Bride is so bad.
>>152732454More like Floppers!
>>152732454b-but the marketing
>>152732454Disney in general has lost public goodwill for anything original. Audiences only want their warmed up leftovers. I've made peace with this. The age of pacifier movies for parents to take their kids to purely for the purpose of shutting them up for 90 minutes will last until the studio runs out of IP.
>>152732454>What went wrong?-What if we made Avatar, but for kids.--Don't you think people will realize that.-Nah, just make a joke about it in the trailer and we'll be forgiven for it.Also, for an Asian girl, Mabel isn't that cute.
>>152733024Maybe they should try making good original movies
>>152732820Worst of all: apparently it's a fucking musical. It's ANOTHER movie that's secretly a musical but they spent the entire advertising campaign hiding it. I don't know why Hollywood keeps doing this.
>>152732598Both 'beast' and 'bestiality' are from the Latin word 'bestia', which means beast or animal.
>>152732454It's quite funny, but the story is the most boring "both sides are wrong/right". They chickened out on the moral.
>>152733064Okay, new question:How did "bestia" become "beast"?Why would you just add an a like that? It's... it's wrong... it's unfair.
I WANT JERRY TO FUCK ME
>>152733090My google-fu is weak but it looks like in Old English people actually used 'best' and at some point in the middle ages it got corrupted into beast. A lot of words get randomly changed like that. My guess is that people started using 'best' to mean 'greatest' around that time and it got confusing.
>>152733090According to Wiktionary, it went from the Latin "bestia" to the old French "beste", to the middle ages English "beeste", then "beest" and finally "beast".
>>152732454Same 4chan that thinks the new star wars were bad even though they made more than the old
>>152733150>My google-fu is weakNah, google just sucks complete fucking dick now for whatever reasonDefinitely nothing to do with AI
>>152733162Cope, slopper
It's doing better than Encanto so I'm sure they're satisfied
>>152732454>4chan convinces you hoppers is greatI haven't even heard anyone praising it you stupid shill>It's flopping to fuckgood the whole concept is retarded
>>152733321>I haven't even heard anyone praising it you stupid shillWhere have you been all week? There have been several threads on pre-release screenings that fawn about the movie since last Sunday. Here's an example: >>152656293
>>152732495>>152732542At least post the artists actual baraag page.https://baraag.net/@PoivreMoulu/116162162577699631
>>152733162>even though they made more than the oldsold less tickets tho
>>152734272Just because it's 2 million fewer people than Coco's opening doesn't mean squat. All Disney needs is for it to make $375 million to break even.
>>152733024>Audiences only want their warmed up leftovers.And even then, people are turning on those. See also, the endless barrage of Star Wars crap and Indy 5.Hell, I don't think Toy Story 5 is going to do all that well.
>>152733024>originalIt's the THIRD Pixar movie about a female human turning into a furry mammal, you dunce.
we don't like Illumination there
>>152732964Carlooos!
>>152732454>4chan convinces you hoppers is greatWho is shilling this shit? Hoppers looked like ass.
>>152732463>everyone but me is a shill
>>152732454Not enough loli Mabel feet
I don't care post lewds of the GILFs
>>152732454Which fucking /co/ do you go to? This one told me it's going to be ass from the start.
>>152732812The first did but then other showed ther eis smoking in it, awful>>152732820The Bride is EXACTLY what the trailers promise>>152733053It is NOT a musical. There are a couple song and dance numbers but they're in the context of the characters going to a movie theater and watching a movie musical(and sometimes imagining themselves being in the movie) which doesn't fucking count. There is a dance number which feels like it should have been a song and dance number in a musical but it isn't and a dream sequence dance number but it is definitely not a musical
>>152732454>it's flopping to fuckJust like my stupid wife!
>>152732454Well, your first issue is conflating financial success with quality. Your second problem is not being able to form your own opinions separate from outside qualifiers like financial success.
>japanese hippie wants to save natureWhat??? Why are they yellowashing hippies, hippie are the most white subculture ever!!!
>>152735899>voiced by Korean-Sctotish girlkek, I think it's just progressive college girl retardation, nothing to do with nationality.
>>152734701>THIRDRed Panda, Chink Beaver... who's the other?
>>152732454I just wanted porn of the main girl, I never planned to see it.
>>152736117Brave, the one everyone forgets.
>>152733162>even though they made more than the oldsuccess in sales isn't indicative of quality, going by this logic then the minions movies must be some of the best movies of all time
>>152735899She doesn't really give a shit about nature, just her piece of it she has a personal emotional attachment to>>152736194>success in sales isn't indicative of qualityYes, it is. What other indication could there be? If something sells it is because people like/want it and therefore it is quality
>>152736127I think most people mistake that for a Disney movie and I don't blame them.
GOAT SWEEPHOPPERS WEEP
>>152733090"ia" is not an "ah" but a "yah" sound. Like most things it's just easier to say things with two syllables than one. It's why we call guys like John and Ben Johnnie and Benny.
>>152732454I am not watching nu-Pixar slop.
>>152732454Is there any porn of the brown doctor lady?
This movie visually looked like a Blue Sky or Dreamworks movie to me, not Pixar. The premise also isn't good, it's just Avatar.
>>152733024Honestly the fact something like Resident Evil: Requiem is doing well and is getting praised despite literally being an even dumber and shittier version of RE6, a game everyone made fun of for being nonsensical shitty action shit, I think is the last bit of proof I need to tell that we're living in a reality where normalfags only want popular franchises and will slurp up almost anything offered so long as the right name is slapped on it. That Disney managed to fuck up Star Wars despite the fact we're now in the Consume Product Era is really fucking remarkable seeing as Capcom is having success with a retread of a game that was agreed 15 years ago to be complete shit.
>>152733053Another? The jonklah (sexual encounters in the shower of dubious consent) is the only I can think of.
>>152733036>Also, for an Asian girl, Mabel isn't that cute.She looks like a boy and not in a tomboy or even an enby way. She just straight up looks like a boy. Her build, facial structure, all of it is male and not in a meme "this female character has a slightly strong jaw MUST BE A GUY" way.
>>152733024>The age of pacifier movies for parents to take their kids to purely for the purpose of shutting them up for 90 minutes will last until the studio runs out of IP.Bitch, we are in toy story 5. This shit is never ending.
>>152733162I'm assuming you're underage and counting the prequel movies as "the old star wars" because what the fuck doesn't make sense in the original trilogy that does make sense in the new one?
>>152734876she's of legal age, back off lolifag
>>152732454>4chan convinces youThis is the greatest indication that you are intellectually deficient that ever was.
>>152737905Really?
>>152732454What constitutes a flop?Hollywood Reporter:Pixar is most assuredly preparing to celebrate the opening of Hoppers, which is safely on its way to a first-place finish at the weekend box office with an opening of $40 million or more domestically. That would deliver the biggest launch for any Hollywood animated original film since 2017’s Coco, also from the Disney-owned studio.Globally, Hoppers is looking at a worldwide start of $85 million or more, a strong number for Pixar and its parent company.
>>152739335In an age of inflated ticket prices that is a flop.
>>152732454how'd it already flop the weekends not over yet did they drop some numbers already?
>literally everyone, including the company itself and analysts, saying this is a win as it's the highest opening since Coco and has positive reception>/co/: IT'S A FLOP!
>>152736318GOAT isn’t doing too hot box office-wise either, it’s still 24-40 million from breaking even and that’s not factoring in the additional cuts made to foreign box offices.>>152739335Let me put it this way: even with a box office takaway of ~$496 million and budget of $200 million Disney doesn’t consider Elemental to be a profitable film due to the domestic box office being at a low $154 million.
>>152734200>BaraagNo sale. After MegaSweet went full loli and moved there, I figure clicking through that link puts me on a list. Too bad - it's definitely a cute face.
>>152732808She's over 18. College student. Still a bit graphic.
>>152739335I never trust til numbers out, they'll say doing better just to get you to go. I mentioned it last thread on twitter theirs a bajillion shill accounts I thought the movie was already out kept giving fake numbers saying>it's quoted to break 100 million >it's a week til it comes out.I think it'll maybe do 50-60 a respectable mid number and make it's budget back barely over the next month of showings. It'll be better than elio which just had no interest even shotacons didn't go see that and they'll go for anything
>>152740112$85 million for a Pixar movie with inflated ticket prices even compared to an almost 10 year old movie. If Coco came out now it would have likely been around $100 million or so. You can't shill your way out of this, Mousecuck.
>>152740137Unfortunate. "Elemental" is the one Disney film in 15 years that I found myself enjoying. Didn't even bother me its romance arc was formed over the course of maybe a few weeks.
>>152740173This does not change the fact it IS the highest since Coco.Also inflation is such a dumbass crutch people lean on, what, should we just toss out the BO revenue for films made like twenty years ago since they apparently don't count anymore? Surely all that matters is the amount they made in the context in which they released.
>>152740238Yes, ticket sales are what should matter. If you're selling less tickets but making more money simply by jacking up prices then it's fake.
>>152740176I wanted to like it but it just couldn’t beat An American Tail as far as immigrant-centric films are concerned.>Didn't even bother me its romance arc was formed over the course of maybe a few weeks.Your response to the romance is the opposite of mine, I could tell there would be a romance angle in the film (thanks to Sohn’s multiple pre-release interviews) and it actively kept me away from the film in much the same way Toy Story 4 did.
>>152740306Then what is your proposal to address this, O wise anon?
>>152732454Millenials and Genz arent having families so inoffensive family comedies dont print money like they use tooThe designs arent fuckable enough to get the furry audience eitherIts a hardline these days, people want edge but too far and its cringe
>>152740328That's fair, but I liked their chemistry. She read as an authentic temperamental hothead, not the "oh, I'm just so clumsy" YA kind.>Toy Story 4It would have been fine if Pixar hadn't greenlit "Toy Story 5." "Toy Problems" was stretched but still reasonable if Woody wanted to move on and engage with the world as an "orphan" toy. Ropping him back in makes no sense. 5 will be "Whoops, All Memberberries."
>>152740306That's completely retarded. Have you even taken even a cursory look at how economics work?
>>152741712losing customers is never good. It's not normal to have less people interested when the market only gets bigger, with more countries opened to watch your shit. China alone should have tripled the number of people watching movies on average.
>>152732703>so we imagine the line to go very high from that one single point we have
>>152741792It is normal when people have more options. The market is getting bigger but now has more competition within said market. Plus other factors are in play as well. Star Wars was mentioned earlier, adjusted for inflation A New Hope has made 2 billion dollars with 178 million in ticket sales. however A New Hope was still in first run showings until Empire Strikes Back was released - 3 years - and had a re-release in the 90s. And once you adjust for inflation average ticket prices were $11.50 in 1977 which is about $4.50 higher than the average price today.
>>152736318>Mediocre Pixar film vs Mediocre Sports filmI hope neither succeeds
>>152732465>Cinemas getting the "brilliant" idea to raise ticket pricesInflation's a bitch.>the rise of streaming services.Cope.
>>152737905There's a canonical loli version in the movie anyways so...
>>152736785>Honestly the fact something like Resident Evil: Requiem is doing well and is getting praisedAll in a week.
>>152740142 #>I figure clicking through that link puts me on a list.And posting on 4chan, the home of /pol/ and /b/, doesn't?
>>152740238>should we just toss out the BO revenue for films made like twenty years ago since they apparently don't count anymore?Yes because the dollar was worth more back then. A $100 5 years ago is not $100 now.
>>152742338Yeah, I figured just those two boards alone would have been the immediate worry. not a porn artist.
>>152734872Yeah no one ever shills things here
>>152740142>MegasweetThere's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Next thing you know you'll mention Slugbox.
>>152732610This.If you haven't figured out how to spot corpo sludge by now there's absolutely no hope for your. Assuming, of course, I actually believe anything you said OP, which I don't since you're a know cock sucking liar.
Sales numbers =/= Critical quality
>>152742515Shit, THAT takes me back. They really loved their fat-tailed slimy girls.
>flopping>best box office for an original pixar film in nearly a decadeHow is that flopping
Does anyone have a cam rip or stream of this gay ass movie
>>152743820>I open Baraag links while in the offuce at wirk on a company PC.Cunny on work hours is some crazy work.
>>152742982>How is that flopping"No no that's cope, you've got to convert dollars to other dollars and declare it a failure less than a week in, that's just science."
>>152737905Not when she's barefoot, dumbass
STILL no camrip? What the fuck, movie's been out for three days.
>>152743067>>152743877Just buy a ticket, broke ass-nigga
>>152734701Wasn't Brave the mom turning into a bear? I don't think the MC did did she?
>>152733090'Simple' answer, "vowel shift" is a thing, both as a single dialect-group naturally morphing its pronunciation and as one dialect of listener mishearing the nature of another dialect's 'intended' form of speech.And in the "days before dictionaries", spelling (for anything that was even writen down) was fluid, and also highly subject to the writer's (and reader's) own expectations. Imagine what you'd do when trying to transcribe some accent that is not your own. Or when you (as a rare literate person) come across a written word that it's spelt(/spelled!) by your own standards, whether or not you know *your* version of it.So, when dictionaries* (and even later dictionaries) arrived, there are loads of oddities.like this. Which *might* have been compounded by the dictionary makers, e.g. Webster 'rationalising'(/'rationalizing') spellings in their own way.for their own reasons.* Or even encyclopædias/encyclopaedias/encyclopedias ;)
>>152736904It's also the only one. That Anon is retarded, it's not a musical.
>>152740148>shethere's over 30 fucking pieces all over that X profile that are clearly drawn underage >french>ain't gonna do SHITKEK
>>152745455>I SHOULD NOT HAVE CLICKED ALL OF THATYou control the buttons you click. You wanted more than the image set they recommended? That's on you. No one's vetting a whole portfolio for you as Safe For Work And Moral Hygiene.
>>152736710I also am wondering this, or if either of the scientists were shipped with Mabel.
>>152732454No sex, obviously. Said this before it released, but there's no spark because it's neutered. Hollywood is spiritually castrated, so it cannot produce engaging material.
>>152732454sex
Relevant song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQgWynnona's Big Brown Beaver
>>152734200Thanks for reminding me I haven't checked out PoivreMoulu in a few months. Gonna have to go though his baraag later tonight.
>>152732786Lightyear had a budget in the 200M+ range and was originally projected to open in the $70M+ million range but fell well short of that. Also almost half of its opening weekend and about a quarter of its entire domestic run was opening day plus Thursday previews. Lightyear was also a heavily advertised spinoff of one of the most successful animated franchises out there so expectations were pretty high for it.Hoppers is considered an original property so it had more modest opening projections and moderately exceeded them. It made about half again what Elemental did and doubled Elio's opening weekend. So, yeah, it had an opening that was a few million less than Lightyear but cost a lot less to make.
>>152732454it was alrightI watched it and Umamusume back-to-back today and I liked Hoppers betterI saw the new Elvis movie too, and it was better than both of them
>>152750549>Elvie movieI should have seen that in IMAX last week when I had the chance.
>>152750570I wish it was showing in IMAX when I saw it. It's one of the best looking movies I've seen in a while. Sound was amazing too.
>>152750549>beavergirl over horsegirlsPlease
>>152750605It's kinda funny because the protagonist of the horsegirls movie was just as unlikeable as the beavergirl protagonist
>>152747543if mabel had a side romance with a boy where her taking dick was implied does the box office double
THIS is the thread...?
>look Mabel upGod damn, she DOES look ugly as shit. She looks like a homeless version of Hiro Yamada.
>>152750888>not having terribly impure thoughts for those frecklesNigga ...
>>152750888Looks cute to me. You must have shit taste.
>>152750888I agree, literally exactly what i thought, I don't feel attracted to this, I want a full bodied woman.
>>152750916>B-b-but don't you like Asian girls with freckles???Have some fucking standards, mate.
>>152750888>cute freckles>athletic with tons of energy>just homely enough that you know she'll let you fuck on the first date to make up for itI don't see the problem
>>152750993>she's ugly and dirty enough that she'd let me fuck her just for buying dinner
>>152751029Nobody would let you fuck them, Anon.
>>152750993>she'll LET you fuck on the first date
>>152750993I never had a problem with sex on a first date if they were actually nice and it seemed like a fit.
>>152751029Again, not seeing the problem. Sometimes you just need to get the poison out.
>>152732454>highest animated opening since Coco>IT'S TOTALLY FLOPPING BROSGet a life.
Can we be the 4chan now?
>>152732454>>152732473The ads weren't the best but they didn't seem that bad. The Adventure Time ad before the series dropped was far worse and the show turned out alright in the end
>>152736126I asked about the porn in the past 5 threads or so and it hasn't gotten betterThat's how I knew this movie was fucked
>>152753173>check rule34>25 posts in the past 8 monthsFucking YIKES!
>>152753252She's very fuckable so it's very depressing
>>152732977>b-but the marketingDespite being terminally online, I have never seen any marketing for this movie. Granted, I use uBlock Origin and xHamster and other blockers, but that only means that the marketing hasn't reached anything beyond paid advertising that people ignore anyway.
>>152732977Nowhere near as iconic as Mei Mei's lofi hip hop beats to study slash relax to.
>>152732786Lightyear was based on an existing and well-known property, the expectations were way higher than it was for this.
when's the cam rip gonna drop
>>152737026At this point, I feel like they're making Toy Story 5 for the parents more than for the kids. Just from watching the trailer, I got the impression that Pixar is speaking to its likely millennial parent audience and telling them "lower your kids screentime and buy more toys"
>>152733105This man has singlehandedly given legitimacy back to characters named Jerry, since Rick & Morty came out
>>152753758That name will always be associated with a rodent
>>152753581When are you going to go record it for us?
>>152753173>>152753252>>152753311I'd give it at least until the end of March. The movie is still building up hype and Pixar hasn't been getting people as excited as it used to.
>OP Falseflag premiseOnly a jigger nigger will blindly believe something on the Internet. Not paying to see that shit.
>>152754141>that sentenceSaar!!! Watch the superior Jewish creation with Asian!
>>152732977Looks like Lemmings from Norm of the North. Low quality and ugly
>>152732598One was adapted from French, the other is more of the technical term in Latin. This is what you get for borrowing words instead of making up your own. You get dumb shit like "comfortable" said as komftball which makes no sense, and of course "blond" and "blonde" being a thing.
Fuck off, anglo. Words having two or more stems used for different aspects and whatnot is perfectly normal. Be/bea is like the minorest of shifts imaginable. If you'd "made" your own "words", you'd have hundreds of examples of this. Fucking languagelet.
>>152732454maybe if they stick to the 2020 original vision (2nd animation) instead of genertic pixlr AIslopstyle they wouldve got numbers
NEED GIANTESS MABEL ART. NOW.
>>152753173>>152753252>>152753311>>152754141its becayse they keep advertising the retarded lizard instead of the girl thinking its meme worthy, kermit easily solos
>>152732786Disney overspend massively on everything. I struggle to believe they actually only spent $150m on it.
>$150m budget>breakeven will be ~$400m at box office>$88m OW>4.5x multiplier requiredThat normally would be easy for a well liked family film but... Mario Galaxy is going to fuck it over hard
>>152732454Built for BMC (Based Mayor Cock).
>>152754873The best the mayor can hope for is rubbing his dick on her unconscious body while she's in the hopper riding King George.
>washboard lead againWhen was the last time we got an original lead woman in a Disney or Pixar animation that wasn't almost completely flat?
>>152755085kind of hard when most of the leads these days are kids lol
>>152754873or big beaver cock
>>152754466picrel reminds me of ghibli
>>152755105The movie is literally a ripoff of Pom Poko.
>>152755097Even the princesses are washboards though. They even shrunk Elsa's tits in the sequel
>>152754494yeah, I don't get this marketing either. he wasn't even that important compared to the bear or the slow beaver either
>>152755429Yeah they were realy pushing that lizard for some reason
>>152754873
>>152755841Sauce?
>>152743067
>>152732454This movie is highly satanic because it implies animals have souls
>>152739221She's in college, and seeing as the movie ends with her graduation, she's in her early 20s.
>>152732473>and these days even normies are sick of furries and wish they'd stay quarantined>Zootopia 2 is the highest grossing animated film ever made
>>152755465Wouldn't be the first time that "give a random background character in the film for 2 minutes all the marketing" was Disney's strategy.
Even normalfaggots got tired of looking at ugly obese beanmouth retards. It will never improve unless the art style gets better.
>>152754607World war III wont help
>>152755841This should be normalized again in our society
>>152755465Claud all over again.
It's good
>>152756592Maybe by illumination standars
>>152736785Half of Requiem is the same action focused stuff as 6, the other half is more contemporary stalker-horror. The action schlock of 6 wasn't even the problem. It was the required co-op teaming most players up with morons or giving you an immortal AI partner after the complaints of Sheva being a resource drain in 5, followed by being a game with 4 campaigns that all wore out their welcome by the end but then expected you to keep playing through the other 3 with the story being a non-linear jumble of garbage involving clones and simps.
>>152744301>>152756345>just spend thousands on dollars every year on video games and movies that you don't even know if you'll enjoy when you can just download them for free Are you retarded? The only time I spend money on luxuries is when it's something I know I like and even then if I can't get a physical copy I don't bother.
>>152742283>Half of Monster Hunter Milds Ouch
>>152756310I dunno the artist, I think it's OC from the other Hoppers thread. >>152753817
>>152732454What a shame, I rather liked the movie more than I thought I would. Oh well.
>>152757533I see. Thank you. Hopefully the artist makes themselves known because it’s a very nice picture.
>>152732454>4chan convinces you hoppers is greatThere, right there, your mistake is literally there, trusting other people's opinion instead of building your own perspective.
>>152732463Based
>>152740137>foreign box officeChina and the NBA's attempts to make basketball is very forced and I think this movie was an extension of that.
>>152732598Hurr durr cause it's the best durrr
>>152754304Holy shit, you put my thoughts into words. Something about this art style screams low budget, low effort schlock.
>>152732454Zoomers and Gen Alpha think Disney is cringe, lame and gay.
>>152732454Probably because it isn't.
>>152732454If Mabel posted on 4chan, what boards would she frequent?
>>152759794>gay disabled female asiani have no clue
I've barely seen anyone talk about his movie, one way or another. I didn't even know it was out.
>>152759806>disabledqrd?
We don't have enough Mabel art, pick up the pace, guys.
>>152732454/co/ also shilled the fuck out of Turning Red and Raya the Magic Dragon or whatever it was called. Turns out our mousecucks are extremely loyal but not very smart.I for one have no idea what this movie is, have seen zero advertisement or discussion of it.
>>152759903Turning Red is one of Pixar's best movies.
>>152759840got a cast on her armnot much but enough for the dei money
i think people are starting to really get tired of the tired ugly artstyle Pixar movies have been having recently.. Illumination is the new Pixar
>>152740142>I figure clicking through that link puts me on a list.The drawing police doesn't exist anon, it's all in your head
>>152760065I can take or leave the art style honestly. My problem is that their story telling is borderline stunted.
>>152732454Idiocracy also flopped, and it's a cult classic.
>>152759806>gayNot if Jerry has anything to say about it
>>152759840her arm is broken but the better case is probably that she's autistic considering the opening of the movie.
>>152750993It's literally a boy. Not in a "it's a crossdressing girl" way. That is just a boy.
>>152756637The actionslop was awful and Requiem is basically just Resident Evil: Marvel Shonen with small bits of streamerslop "horror" tossed in and the absolute worst and most nonsensical plot ever conceived. It is utterly wretched.
>>152750735Jerry is that guy.
>>152755841>already has smut on AO3No marriage fics yet, but it's a start.
>>152762567>already has smut on AO3Is it good?
>muh lewd fanartIt's all about written smut, you dumb fucks. I found one where Mabel loses her virginity to Jerry post-movie and shit is so hot it burns. And no, I'm not sharing.
>>152761082>Autism is when you cause troubleShit, I guess Bart Simpson is autistic.
>>152763359They're both ok, but the 6,000+ word fix is better.
>asian girl gets fucked by animals>Director is an asian manOh shit
>>152763666>It's all about written smut, you dumb fucks.Ok it's not the fucking 16th century anymore I'm not getting off to words
>>152732454Think she has the fabled sideways vagina?
>>152764521Skill issue
>>152759896
>>152764555not in her beaver form, and that's all I care about
>>152761450Got some more buzzwords for us?
>>152733038Sorry, we fired everyone who knew how to do that in order to hire more whiny 30somethings.
>>152754377I say the O and R in the fort part. What region do you live in?
>>152733038>original>1995: DUDE, WHAT IF TOYS COULD TALK?!>1998: DUDE, WHAT IF BUGS COULD TALK?!>2003: DUDE, WHAT IF FISH COULD TALK?!>2006: DUDE, WHAT IF CARS COULD TALK?!>2015: DUDE, WHAT IF EMOTIONS COULD TALK?!>2017: DUDE, WHAT IF DEAD PEOPLE COULD TALK?!>2023: DUDE, WHAT IF ELEMENTS COULD TALK?!
>>152755040>rubbing his dick on her unconscious body while she's in the hopperI cannot beLIEVE this hasn't been drawn yet.Rule 34 is dead
>>152765166Pretty sure Mabel is all spraweld over -with her legs wide open- while her consciousness is in the hopper.
>>152765166>>152765321Mabel is addicted to power. When she's not engaged in a spicy romantic relationship with the mayor of Beaverton, she's getting it on by the glade with the mammal king she's advising.
>>152763690she bit a teacher, that's like classic autist behavior
>>152754494really fucking lame not to give us Mabel in Fortnite, would've made for some good sfm animations
>>152766008If Mabel had a gun, this movie would be less than 10 minutes long
>>152763690ADD, close enough
>>152763666>>152764219not sure if I found it but I found this one on AO3>AO3: 80878276even then, there aren't that many there yet. apparently, there's a fic of the Mayor jerking himself off, which adds to the point that the Mayor kinda stole the show from the fans.
>>152766094>fansAO3 is almost entirely women. They don’t care about Mabel.
how Hoppers should have ended but didn't
I had 0 interest in this film until some random guy on twitter was like "the third act is really weird" that was enough to sell me a ticket. Why is Disney so fucking bad at marketing their shit?
>>152766267>random guylollmao
>>152766267>Why is Disney so fucking bad at marketing their shit?Because they want you to be rushing to the theater for their meme characters, not for the quality of their movie.
If this movie does well the setting is very translatable to television. I'd say a 6 season D+ series is guaranteed.
>>152765166>Rule 34 is deadThe movie's dead, champ.
I am never giving Shitsney one cent of my money. At most, I'll pirate it.
I read that the story is pretty dark in this one and the girl is a huge asshole through the story without much comedic moments. Is this true?
>>152766249Based AI. Which one made this? Who made the prompt?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEE HEEE HEEEEEEEEE
I wasted my precious time drawing a mediocre porn pic of Mabel so please give me some (You)s at leasthttps://imgur.com/Y90TYIK
>>152767672Page could not be found.
what mabel should have been wearing in hopper but didn't
>>152766416I could see this. Basically transitioning Mabel from college to her work at the professor's lab. Just going into the animal robot and helping the animals of the glade and transferring that to helping the people of the town. Maybe not the greatest show in the world, but easily could be a few seasons of content for the Mouse.
>>152767672A (You) for the effort but I also can't open it.
>>152766912Dark by the standards of recent Disney films, this movie's darket moments aren't much darker than Monsters Inc's darkest moments>the girl is a huge asshole through the story without much comedic momentsThere are plenty of comedic moments, especially when the mayor comes into the picture.
>>152766912The girl is (intentionally) really unlikable, but fun to watch, the movie is pretty funny, and it gets somewhat dark in the third act. Movie's good fun, I'd recommend it.
>>152767910Okay, NOW I see the Dreamworks comparisons.
