Bump if you're reading.
>>152779333bump
>>152779330Should've been Carol
>>152779363Well I do remember Shocker having the chance to kill Peter but not doing it because the person paying him told him not to. Always the professional.
>>152779357Of course a Plunderer cameo
>>152779455RIP Eddie's dad. Why was he even living in New York anyway?Didn't he have a house in San Francisco in Cates run?
>>152779475>>152779482Writing's meh but big titties and cleavage good.
>>152779512Melnikov draws Venom oddly skinny here
>>152779520>>152779522This is the first time I've liked the writing in this book
>>152779357Wait, I thought Boomerang died.
>>152779390So fire is just off the table as an symbiote weakness.
>>152779644He came back to life with help from Shocker during Venom War.
>>152779455That's a brutal death. I'm getting Cletus vibes here. >>152779473Yeah, that bothered me, too.
>>152779363Ya know, I had a wild idea that Torrent was Fred. Seeing him here kind of keeps that alive.
>>152779418>>152779429I think I kind of super hate symbiotes
>>152779345It took this long for Venom to even pretend that One World Under Doom even existed despite both MODOK and Doctor Octopus being involved in both?
>>152779540You need to have a litterature diploma to know what a sphinx is? I know they are american, but still...
>>152779685>fat fuck Cebulski came up with the idea for a comic about foodThat explains the blatant self-insert.
>>152779546s... shonenbros....
>>152779455Eh whatever, I don't think we really needed him around anyway.
>>152779724Japan loves putting an emphasis on food in their manga so of course the weeb that pretended to be one would do that as well.
>>152779438>using VenoMJ’s love of Spider-Man against itCUTE
>>152779694To be fair, majority of the ongoings that were running alongside it weren't interacting with the OWUD plot and status quo either
>>152779581>>152779588What does the Siege Perilous do?
>>152779597Why did Mignola do the main cover for this book?
>>152779473San Francisco and New York are actually the same place. Lots of people go between both depending on the needs of the story.
>>152779780I'm pretty sure they are on different oceans anon
>>152779766Arbitrary plot device shit.
>>152779766It's a plot device that gives whoever enters it a fresh start in life (results may vary)
>>152779357Who are the woman and the construction worker?
And that's it. If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>152779466If Torment kills off Paul next issue then I will consider it one of the greatest villain to hero redemption arcs of all time.
Venom wasn't bad or anything, but it also wasn't that good. This event is off to a bit of a slow start.Three issues before Torment is seen interacting with any of our main characters is a lot.>>152779540>Female Sphinx>BabeFelicia a lesbian again. Every issue, almost no exceptions. Wild that this is confirmed to get extended to at least #15.
>>152779818The ending feels a little offbeat
>>152779510They’re fucking fags for covering it with speech bubbles
>>152779363>>152779357Didn't boomerang literally die for spidey
>>152779872He did.
>>152779374Kek I love venom trying to get peter and MJ back together. Sorry man your host is queen toastie and peter deserves better
>>152779384>>152779390Wait i thought punisher almost killed tombstone and jigsaw took his spot as kingpin
>>152779764Why do they always do massive events that don't matter?
>>152779347O.O Holy fu
>>152779818At first I thought the implication was she cooked Jarvis into the food.
>>152779374marywhorefags keep eating shit lmao
>>152779795So Tony's eyes not being blue are intentional instead of just a lack of detail. He's kind of off-model in general.
>>152779984Are you retarded or something?
>>152779908Yeah, but that is in Punisher's world, while Jigsaw matters. In Spider-Man's land, Tombstone is everywhere for tying into the upcoming movie.
>>152779520Black Cat X Mary Jane is coming. Peter be damned.
>>152779789>>152779795>Ironfrost is still Canon and still going because the love is genuineBrevoort is seething again
>>152779475How does this get extended 5 issues. Marvel rivals?
>>152779984How so?
>>152779475They could have gone for lesbian erotica, but instead we this.
>>152780222I remember hearing this was a reprint of an older online comic. Iron Man's suit is the Model 70 and this comics main character was mentioned in last month's Iron Man.
>>152779599Why does he look like CB Cebulski?
>>152780335Because he is a fictionalized version of him.
>>152780222>>152780334This is an old Infinity Comic that was published when Fall of X was running
>>152779727So it's a world of sentient food that eats food, but the Doc Ock stand-in is just a regular, if small guy?
>>152779588>>152779593>This got extended to 15 chaptersTruly titties are powerful
>>152779833and quickest
I...kinda like that Death Spiral is a who-dun-it story?
>>152780507We forgave Norman Osborn for worse, plus Paul committed genocide.
>>152780527>We forgave Norman Osborn for worseThat's because he has excellent taste in virgin teen blondes
>>152780513All-New Venom already started with a mystery that meta information was more important than the actual in-story clues. I have no faith in such a story.
>>152780441The same thing happened with Wilson's Poison Ivy series
>>152780568idk i think you could work out Venom's identity with only in-book clues, so it wasn't entirely meta reading driven
>>152780558>virginHarry lied.
>>152780814True, she fucked with that black guy before Norman
>>152779351jej
>>152779455So Eddie will hate Carnage?
>>152780568Mary Jane was in the book from issue one. You played yourself if you thought the only suspects were the people the book claimed were the list of suspects.
>>152779455HORY SHITSPIRAL IS DARKSEID????no wait he isn't drinking milk straight out of the cartoon my bad
>>152780226Tits power.
>>152781110I knew it would be MJ solely because she wasn't part of the list but that's the problem with giving such a list from a meta perspective because all the clues were bullshit that was revealed after the fact. I don't care how mysteries are usually written, this one was shit and it gave us a fucking masc venom with MJ in it which is beyond degen and faggoty. She-Venom 4 lyfe, Brevoort/White/Ewing all deserve nothing.
>>152781207so you DO care
I get the feeling thatTorment is Muse, if not Torment is MacGargan, whom aligns perfectly with the hate he has against Peter, Mary Jane, Venom, Carnage and Eddie Brock, since he blames them for ruining his live and put him on a wheel chair for a while.
>>152779347>>152779351hehe what a silly lil fella :)
>>152779841that cause they didn't include holiday issues which end the story off with Tony giving her a new truck and her calling jarvis who reveal she his niece>>152780222Nah this was publish in infinity comics during the fall of X
>>152779351Can't he just turn his eyes blue if he wants to?
>>152779833I’m pretty sure he will kill Paul to get to Eddie.
>>152779405haha what a jokester :)
>>152781110?That is exactly meta knowledge. From the first issue there is absolutely no reason for her to be there if she wasn't Venom. She also was left out of the solicits.
>>152779520>reaching for the MJussyI see your game
>>152781223Both of those sound lame.
>>152779597What the fuck is with this generation and foodsies
>>152781255>Can't he just turn his eyes blue if he wants to?You're a dull boy, billy.
>>152779345>A.I.M. makes new statement>"Look, we're dicks, but we're not Hydra level dicks, so....."
>>152781474It doesn't matter. They are dropping A.I.M. like a hot potato.
>>152779816Pretty sure the construction worker is Death. They took that form when Phoenix met them in the White Hot Room
>>152781444Can't he just harvest the eyes of his most recent kill and prop them in place until they start to rot and the worms come out of the decrepid putrid gelatin like sclera?
>>152779363>We're not FRIENDS, Spidey.>>152779374>You're lucky we're friends, Spidey.Fucking Fred.
Given that Paul is a member of MJ and Dylan’s families I think it would be delightfully devilish of Torment to kill off Paul. Herman and Carl were both killed off Paul is ripe for the chopping chop chop just put him on a meat hook while he’s screaming and grind him into beef.
>>152779984>>152779520*correction, marywh0refags are pieces of shit themselves
>>152781914>AIEEE! SAVE ME SPIDER-MAN! SAVE ME VENOM!!!
>>152779330so like the only reason to introduce paul was the piss of fans? thats it?
>>152781924>meanwhile Gwenturds keep bringing up child molestation
>>152781941wrong thread but yes. that was it.
>>152781941That’s why he’s getting the Torment treatment soon, just like Eddie’s dad.>NO PLEASE MISTER TORMENT SIR, I DON’T CONSIDER THEM FAMILY! I WAS JUST TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THEM>NO! NOT MY LEGS! PLEASE!!!
>>152779475I really dislike everything about Black Cat. The role she plays as a replacement love interest because the writer didn’t like what was already there, the cutsie half-hearted criminal life that Spider Man is able to hand waive. Everything about her is mediocre aside from the catsuit and her her tits obviously, but even that is done better by her batman counter-part. She has always been unappealing to me.
>>152781221Only enough to make a post here. Not enough to even read the issue posted in this thread or let alone, buy an issue, kek. Marvel deserves 0 cents.
>>152782326as you know yourself - every little bit counts; thanks for your continued support anon
>>152779520Shame the MJ from Spider-Gwen's world isn't here because she was a carpet muncher and crazy. Felicia would love that.
>>152779834In that very series she was thinking of fucking Daredevil which was weird because she probably already did but Wilson didn't get that memo.
>>152779520Why doesn't Felicia just rape her?
>>152782236The things you don't like about her were settled long ago, but then reverted as a side effect of Spider-Man getting messed up.
>>152779834>Felicia doesn't flirt for an issue>Still finds a way to complain
>>152779455Eddie's Dad was a piece of shit, should I feel bad?
torment is paul
>>152782523I've read GWW's Poison Ivy so color me less than shocked I think she's adding every possible angle for Felicia to be a lesbian with every chick that walks onto panel, like Ivy does in that book.
>>152782633Paul does love his mass murder, that’s one of his keystone traits along with his manbun.
>>152779908Why would you expect editors to ever keep this shit straight? It's not like it's their job or something.
It’s kind of funny how, despite this event largely existing as cleanup for Paul and Zeb’s run, that Paul himself is barely in it. His death is going to be even more perfunctory than Carl Brock’s.
>>152779834Like all modern comics there's no reason for this story to be this long. There's like 1/4 of an issue's worth of content here.
>>152782236Haha you are gay
>>152779330>easiest job in the world, a Spider-Man/Venom/Carnage free for all before the team up >DUDE GORE>DUDE THE BROCK PARKER AND REILLY FAMILIES ARE DEAD>THATS SO, LIKE, DEEP>THEY SAVE OTHER PEOPLE BUT THEIR FAMILIES ARE DEAD>DUUUUUUUUUUUDERetarded event
>>152782763Marvel is starting to cave to the critics.https://www.youtube.com/live/MVF0NlKs4Qo?si=OxL63WlzHQ8x9C9Q>um we always loved MJ we swear, she’s so integral to Peter’s life>oh haha, of course people are going to hate any new love interests we introduce over her>Eventually they always come back together, it’s like gravity>well of course nobody likes Paul and that’s to be expectedIt’s starting to feel like we might actually be back.
>>152782801and you are a coomer. KYS
>>152779693They've been pretty shit ever since they've become real characters who speak and crack jokes.Sadly that's one genie that'll never go back into its bottle
>>152779540WTF is this shit now.
>>152783006When exactly did that happen anyway? I don't recall that being a thing ten years ago.
>>152779466dylan brock sexo
Torment is Demodokified George Tarleton
>>152783222Torment is Carol Danvers
>>152783222Torment is a host of the souls of dozens of people killed by or died as a result of Spider-Man and Venom's actions.
>>152783124Venom: Space Knight. It followed up on a Bendis GotG story that named them “Klyntar” and retconned decades of venom appearances because “well kids think venom is a good guy now, he has nothing to do with spider-man”. Space Knight is where Venom was able to be humanoid without a host for the first time, too. The real culprit is the Venom movies though
>>152783369>“well kids think venom is a good guy now, he has nothing to do with spider-man”How the heck?
>>152782372>as you know yourself - every little bit counts; thanks for your continued support anonPic rel. Thanks for the pep talk Nick. I will continue to do nothing and not buy. Now go not edit and make sure some typos and coloring mistakes happen.
>>152783381Brian Michael Bendis is a dumb hack, he just wanted to rub his balls all over a character he never understood
>>152780335>>152780342All the Marvel Foodie stuff is a Cebluski vanity project
>>152782870Any short summary on this instead of watching a full hour and 19 minute video?
>>152779475black cat covers:Black Cat #8 Kaare Andrews Connecting VariantBlack Cat #8 Marguerite Sauvage Doom Homage VariantBlack Cat #8 Nicoletta Baldari VariantBlack Cat #8 1:25 Stephanie Hans Variant
>>152779330venom coversVenom #255 Andrei Bressan Doom Homage VariantVenom #255 Germán Peralta VariantVenom #255 Iban Coello Connecting VariantVenom #255 Mark Bagley Target VariantVenom #255 1:25 Fabrizio De Tommaso Variant
I didn't read any of that. Here's a Spider-Man Oreo
>>152783723With regards to MJ:9:02Kelly: I know. I know. This is uh occasionally we say court the controversy.Yes. I I love Mary Jane. I love her as a character. Uh by the time I came on the book,obviously the stuff with Venom was already kicking around. So, you know, I I walked into a a new status quo.Obviously, all the stuff that Zeb did,you know, led up to my run, too. Um you know, she's an awesome character, and it's like all these characters evolve over the course of time. Um you know, Ilike everybody else, I have strong feelings, too. I could play Monday morning quarterback and sort of go,"Well, why did they do this? Why did they do that? Should they have ever gotten married in the first place?"Like, there's there's a lot of things that you can pick at. Um,9:45Justine: but now you're the Sunday afternoon quarterback that now quarterback.You're the ball is really He calls her own as a quarterback.Kelly: The the ball is really specific that I got handed. So, uh, you know, she's certainly in the book. Obviously,there's stuff that goes on between them and Death Spiral that you're going to see quite a bit of now that, you know,the Peter knows for real cuz he didn't know uh that that she was Venom. So, that was a very fun scene to write. Uh,so now they're back together. They're on an adventure. You know, we'll see what happens. But, uh, she's, you know, she's critical to the cast. So, it's it's justtrying to weave her in in an organic fashion cuz you just can't hit the brakes on the last x amount of years of what people have been doing, you know.Cont…
>>15278397010:30Alex: Well, I want to ask you a question that's maybe plagued even more with fire, but I've really been enjoying the relationship between Peter and the alien girl that he met when he went off inspace. I'm sorry. I blankly got her name. Nobody. Um, but there's a lot of heat there and it's fun and it's a cute,very different relationship to some people. Yeah. Sure. I'll just speak for myself,but uh given there have been a long history of otic Spider-Man girlfriends,so that almost feels part and parcel to the character. Like back when they broke up, part of the idea was, hey, we could have him date a bunch of other people.What is involved in creating a new Spider-Man girlfriend? What's the thought process that goes on there?11:12Kelly: Oh, well, definitely immediately assuming that at least 80% people will hate. So, that's that is part of it. Um,it's funny. Rey R Rey has evolved even in the short time that that you guys have sort of seen her. Originally, it was sort of the idea of like, oh, I'mI've been chucked into space. It's kind of like I find myself stranger in a strange land. It it's kind of a relationship of convenience that that was then going to track back to Earth.But she's such a fun like effervescent character on her own that I kind of didn't I don't want her to be limited tojust being like the girlfriend like the weird alien girlfriend. So she's kind of stood up as a as a different type of sort of different archetype in my head,but she has just a different way about her. Like she'll happily just run up to you and kiss you on the mouth. like that's who she is because she's so sortof wild and not wild in that way but um expressive with her emotions because she comes from a place that's so repressive. Yeah.
>>152783994And Peter, you know, I think he enjoys that attention to some degree and also knows it's not going to last, right? Sonow that they're back on Earth, what is that going to turn into? Um because they can only live together in this tiny New York apartment for so long. So, uh, butyou know, that being said, I do romance is critical, I think, to Peter's life.And I know that there are people that are sort of like MJ or die. Yeah. And I get that. I I get it.I'm looking at you Pete. Uh, I totally get it. Uh, when they are not officially together, if we don't have these othercomponents, I feel like we're just missing, you know, a lever to press in Peter's life. Yeah. Um, and having that bounce off of MJ and what that reallymeans and they have such a deep friendship in addition to any romantic potential that uh, you know, it it'sit's just such good fodder for the soap opera to see what happens. And even when I did like a fill in a little while ago and they, you know, bumped into each otherat a little getaway spot, like that was so fun to do. Yeah.Even I know she was with, you know, with Paul, which is its own how Wow. Justine: I can't believe you're coming in here saying that. Pete: N don't Yeah, don't bring up that guy. He doesn't count at all.Justine: No, we're a we're a Paul podcast. Yeah,Pete: No, we are not
>>152783970>so now they're back together.>so now they're back together.>so now they're back together.
>>152780282MJ and Felicia would make a great lesbian couple.
>>152783723Interviews feel strange. Since they are part of the promotion circuit, it is possible whatever someone says is what they were told to say instead of their actual beliefs on the subject.
>>152783970>Yes. I I love Mary Jane. I love her as a character.lollmao funny to say this after all the shit he's said about her even before getting on the book and why he didn't want to use her in his run >>152784016certainly tick off a few boxes>>152784055very much how it comes off
>>152783970>Uh um, you know, um...That's a lot of "uhs" and "ums". I think Kelly's full of shit.
>>152784178>That was Kayfabe>That you dislike her, or that you like her?>Dunno
>>152779374So Venom has effectively turned into Aunt May/Anna
>>152779409I've missed you spider tracer
>>152784517Clearly he should have organic tracers.
>>152784542Should have an organic spider signal too
>>152779409Really hate how Ewing keeps trying to impose a science background on MJ. This stuff sucks.
>>152784647Peter is her science background.
>>152784055>>152784178If editorial is *forcing* him to say he likes MJ, and that they want to weave her into the cast again…Good, lmao. It shows that they’ve basically been left exhausted by the nonstop criticism and are finally starting to cave in again.
>>152784766Whoa man. Are you saying a gf only knows about shit because their bf/ex was into it? Very problematic, anon.
>>152784794She might have studied psychology if her attempt at going to college still exists, but that doesn't seem very transferable to physics/engineering.
>>152783970>>152783994>>152784004this shit reminds me of tim roth's lie to me on how to identify a liar.
>>152784784not good because they're going to be treating her like shit again.
>>152779834Almost like she's bisexual or something. For the past twenty years
>>152782870Doesn't undo any of the shit that happened the past couple of years. A bandaid on a severed arterie. And if Peter and MJ being together is all it takes for people to be pleased, then let the series burn.
>>152785395The Evil that Men Do was considered to be dubiously canon (unless we want to double down on Felicia being a rape victim) and MC2 absolutely wasn't canon.Since she was officially shown hooking up with women in MacKay's run, all they've done is wedge her in Pride issues and have her carpet munch, even dumping Peter so she could go fall in love with another brown septum piercing woman. Marvel's going to keep pushing her as only into women, and if she doesn't actually date guys and only fucks women, which is what they've been doing, she's a lesbian. It's just like you can call Tim Drake or Jon Kent "bi" all you want, but if they're only fucking dudes, they're just not actually bi.
>>152785502>Felicia after having dumped Peter
>>152785524They gave Kelly one quick throwaway with her before yeeting her back to the lesbian realm. You really think she's going to come back and date Peter anytime soon the way they're tossing her into romance with women nearly every issue of this title, him reconnecting with MJ, and Pride month coming up in June?She'll be front and center in June fucking a woman... again. Lesbian.
>>152785524i dont think they actually did anything
>>152785645They did, it came up later when Peter was caught with one of Felicia's hairs on him.
>Fags still read this shitYou deserve to suffer lmao
>>152785734you forgot to say marywhorefag, brownoid
>>152785734Yeah, all of DC's storytimes and Transformers today were better than this and the mutie shitshow.
>>152785714Nah, this conversation with Shay happens before that panel. And literally pages later, Felicia jokes she was finally bored enough to put moves on him. They don't actually hook up. (ASM #6)
>>152783970>>152783994>>152784004Black Cat was created as a rebuke of Mary Jane. Marv Wolfman hated Mary Jane. She has always existed as a foil to MJ. Lee wanted Gwen. None of it stuck and now gwen is dead, dragged through the mud of the spiderverse. The same fate awaits Black Cat, Norman Osborne will kill her in ASM 1000.
>>152785913Falls through the floor when you remember she was originally going to be a villain in th Spider-Woman books he was on
>>152785742Obsessed lmao
>>152785952oh. she is going to fall through the floor alright.
>>152785961Faggots and pedophiles are way too obsessed with Mary Jane.
>>152786009Those Gwentards should chill and smoke some weed or something.
>>152785502>The Evil that Men Do was considered to be dubiously canonPAD followed up on Klum-Mysterio in Friendly Neighborhood, its canonicity was never in question except by Felicia-copers.
>>152785913Osborne will kill her, peter will forgive him, but venomj will rip Osborne in half in the final moments. Peter and MJ staring at one another as an uncertain future envelopes them
>>152783970>>152783994>>152784004she's known in the office as The Fucked btw
>>152779816The woman is Madam Web. Not the blind psychic or Julia Carpenter, but a villain from the Hostess pies ads that was in love with Spider-Man.
>>152786455
>>152786320This is actually fucked up considering everything that happened in Civil War.
>>152786320brown as fuck post
>>152786320¿Puedes joder, pedófilo polaco?
>>152779455Rest in Piss, Carl
>>152779330bump
>>152786320kek i believe it
>>152779455WOW HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANIMAY VILLAIN!
>>152788595What anime have you been watching? At worst I'd accuse him of being manwa design (derogatory).
>>152779818what what even was that book?and no worldclasschef recipe for spideyramen either, just a lazy spiderham retread
>>152785768this is a 0 comprehension read of the sceneshe was bored of looking at him play videogames and doing his stakeout it's literally right there in that image that he's been hooking up with Felicia for at least the last month
>>152785768The artwork is killing me
>>152789066jrjr might as well be a zombie at this point, so that tracks
>no PaulAutomatic 0/10.
Any more target variants get revealed yet?
>>152779438this is ntr
>>152779418>>152779429Overweight western nerds will say this is incredibly badass then say anime is cringe.
>>152790624What exactly is your problem? The art is nice to look at.
>>152785645You literally see Peter putting his web shooters back on while adjusting his costume soon after >>152785524. Also Peter reciprocated Felicia's advances here. Only way you miss this is if you're pulling your best anime MC from a harem rom com >>152785568The problem here is the writing and how she's doing her best she hulk/deadpool impersonation as if anyone cares about her input.
>>152790708No I like the art too. Just not a fan of symbiote lore for a while now.
>>152785645have you had sex yet?
>>152790859We all know you haven't. KYS
>>152790922yeah it's been a couple of weeks my domme is out of the country
>>152790764I think anon just has a real bias against Felicia. The complaints always run the same checklist every time their relationship comes up.
>>152790764>>152790945How the fuck do you look at this panel and determine they just had sex. He is prepping his shooters becuase "We have movement". they are staking out the building. you people are fucking Coomer retards.
>>152790994mfw
>>152790945Peter and felicia dont have a relationship. She looks at him like a project.
>>152790994She even fucking says "I was finally bored enough to put the real moves on" that means she didnt put the moves on before. Nothing happened.
>>152791033Or that they were just fooling around and she was going to take it a step further. She goes from laying in the hammock to being partially webbed right next to him. Clearly something happened.
>>152791146She is already in the webs and shifts positions the panels dont support what you are pushing.. you are just making shit up and moving onto the next bullshit while not defending your previous statemnts. You are a sex starved loser. Stop reading comics and find an actual woman to plow. AND STOP MASTURBATING TO BLACK CAT.
>>152791274You're the one that's making shit up. You need to stop.
>>152791287
it's just so funny to observe
>>152791033>>152790994Are you both really that prone to missing context? Hell the scene shifts from day to night in addition to the dialouge. You probably think Peter just woke up half naked in Felicia's apartment during 8 deaths and they played board games all night long.
>>152786455>>152786526Wow. Deep cut, as always.
>>152791287This doesn’t prove your point. Do you know what rapport is? Black Cat communicates like a cheap whore and peter is joking around. She says in the next panels that she is bored as discussed previously. They are on a stake out, nothing happened. The artist and writers have no issue peeling off Black Cats clothes generally and showing her kiss Peter or groping him. So why not do it here. The panels don’t support what you are saying.
>>152779818This ugly shit gives me Marvel Mangazerse PTSD
>>152791384no its clear they had sex there. in 8 Deaths, Peter is shown kissing her and wakes up in her bed. none of that happens on the stake out the panels and dialogue indicate they didnt do anything.>"I was finally bored enough to put the real moves on"
>>152791432What if they did that again, but ripped off things children now like?
>>152791411It's implied through dialogue. Felicia expressing a desire to go further due to boredom.They can kiss and fool around without taking their clothes off. I don't know why you're being so weird about Peter and Felicia having a relationship but you need help.
>>152791495Im sorry but dialogue does not indicate that.. there is no panel showing them kissing. if they did they would shown it.
>>152791528
>>152791542>>152791318>>152791312You are responding with pictures and using Nog terms like Dead Ass. that is how you HAVE been responding.
>>152791582You've been responding like a fucking retard. It fits.
makes a lot of sense that an autistic virgin can't read between the sheets
>>152791597>>152791495I will admit they kept the scene vague enough so depserate losers can imagine themselves making out with a fictional stripper.
Never thought I would see the day someone was this upset that Peter and Felicia were fooling around.
>>152791757Your life must be filled with people that have no standards.
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>>152791874KEK
>>152790945Easily could just be Felicia joking. But they don't hook up here, it's made clear in the panels that they're interrupted by Hellgate's arrival. Don't get me wrong, Marvel's never going to outright erase her past romance with Spider-Man, they can't do that, but they'll maintain her as a lesbian moving forward. Just like Harley Quinn acknowledges she once dated Joker but now outside of some light flirting (lip service to being "bi"), she only hooks up with and dates other women. >>152790945Funny enough, there's other anons on /co/ who feel the same way, they end up appearing in these threads. I really like Felicia, which is why I'm so disappointed she got caught up in Marvel/DC's "once you're 'bi' we have to make you gay and remind the audience of it loudly and repeatedly until it's all your character is about anymore" trope.
>>152791874This misses the point entirely. Its not in the panels, it would be fine if it was, but its just not there. Its OK to be confused. JELLIES run of ASM is not good.
>>152791985I should point out - I haven't posted anything at all in like 12 hours, so whoever is pushing the Peter and Felicia didn't sleep together here thing isn't even me, just someone else who sees the point.They maybe had sex in 8 Deaths, but even then weren't clear about it. They're wildly clear about her chasing every girl that shows up on panel that isn't MJ. Even Sue Storm.
>>152790764Pete was just going to swing her home gently, anon, don't worry.
>>152791874KWAB
>>152792016>They maybe had sex in 8 DeathsIs there something in the water with Peter/MJ fans that they act like this. I really don't get it.
>>152792064
>>152792093I'm starting to think Black Cat is just Nog Bait. she did fuck Cage after all.
>>152792131really makes you think
>>152792131Spider-Man was fucked by Luke Cage. That isn't much of an accomplishment.
>>152792064I really don't have any issues if they did have sex, but since it implied Peter would have had to cheat in Shay, they didn't say it out loud. Regardless, has nothing to do with MJ. If they wanted to have Peter and Felicia date for years, I'd be fine with it.What they actually want is their own dyke to sell dyke comics, just like Harley Quinn.
>>152792157>but since it implied Peter would have had to cheat in ShayWhich is why Kelly added in the whole non-exclusive bit to retcon his actions being cheating.
>>152792138Post Op..
>>152792200this was after the fact. Shay was coping.
>>152792336don't let trannies live rent free in your head anon
>>152792148your fan fiction is not canon
>>152792336what in the world are you talking about?
>>152792391He talks about how he could have married Luke Cage if he tried.
>>152779363>he just robbed banks!>a good boy, just tryin to turn his life around!>any day now!>he dindu nuthin!>and he was a good friend....What the fuck am I reading.
>>152792597He did have some... slight turnarounds where he helped people. Wasn't Sandman where he actually became a reserve Avenger tho. It's just Pete being hopeful and seeing the best in the worst.
>>152792336?
>>152792622Exactly, Post OP trannie
>>152792645this is a tranny to you?>>152792552
>>152792157>since it implied Peter would have had to cheat in Shay,Shay literally broke up with him before he met up with Felicia for rebound sex.
>>152792650you can see her penis in the bubbles...
>>152792702they implicate those two a lot huh
The implications.....(They didn't actually get to do anything)
>>152792718she cheated on and betrayed peter.in the 200s. Recent Developments with BC are due to writers and current editorial despising MJ and Dragging her through the mud.
>>152792676She said mean shit, they didn't break up, obviously, since >>152785768 is a conversation from well after 8 Deaths.
>>152792892She wasn't mean. She simply told him it was over. And at the end of the story he asked her to give him another chance and she said yes.
ASM #27 variant cover... probably a red herring, but could May really die?
>>152792967The same way he was fighting MJ on the last ASM coverHe's just going to be worried over her and maybe some shit with her meds being a red herring(she doesn't take them and screams out in pain reaching for something and Peter shoulderchecks the door getting to her)
>>152792967Aunt May is under infernal protection. She can't die.
>>152790994
>>152793113Cute
>>152793113She crazy. would still fuck her.>>152793260LOL
>>152793260This is total bullshit porn does NOT matter now go take your shit elsewhere you sick fuck.
>>152793505it's the only thing that matters
>>152793591should've been Felicia
>>152793591I will be frank with you if you really do believe that. Then you are dtruly fucked in the head. Also check where are you retard this is /co/ NOT the porn section stop trying to change into something it is not dipshit now piss off.
>>152793591>>152793618Jessica and Carol (as Venom)
>>152793930
>>152794125Schizo lmao
>>152794179we don't sign our posts here
>>152793930>I will be frankHi Frank
>>152794104>>152779598Carol murders aliens frequently. It is a horrible idea to let her around Venom.
>>152794228That's exactly why she should be Venom, she can't kill herself
>>152794125stop deflecting from the subject /co/ NOT the porn section so knock if off.
>>152794312?polish pedophiles can't be jannies
>>152794385polish people are not pedophiles and again /co/ - Comics & Cartoons section is not the porn section so quit it. I honestly swear people like you have nothing but pornn in their brain
>>152794444what is the issue?
A wild Paul appeared!
>>152794786Are there even enough Pauls to make a team? I think there might be more Janices even.
>>152794786Torment will kill Paul, completing his redemption arc.
>>152794980Paul's team is six shiny Arceuses with 99999999 in every stat and unlimited HP/PP. Did I say six Arceuses? I meant infinite Arceuses.>>152795056Paul will kill Torment with a look. He learned the Ego-Destroying Gaze of the Smug Teenage Latina Duck.
>>152792597Shocker was a good boy you absolute slime, he just wanted his god damn cat sanctuary and really could've turned his life around if he took Rogues advice when she defended him in court.
>>152795260Coulda shoulda woulda
>>152795260At least a third of supervillains had a good guy or at least retired phase at some point. It never sticks because their souls are sinful. You can only save them through killing them.
How does this Venom even work? MJ is the host, but isnt in control? Venoms is in control, but can access MJ's memories, and let her out to just be MJ on her own?
>>152795280Yousa aresa fagga
>>152795288Still seething over Herman one shotting you Frank?
why does he keep trying to be Marvel's hype man
>>152795343Basically like the Sony movie, though it was less poorly written in previous issues.
>>152779390So Tombstone doesn't even question that Spidey went from brutal psycho to pacifist? Like he just assumes he woke up this morning and decided to turn back into a pussy, and just rolled with it?Man, It's not nearly as bad as Superior Spider-Man, but it's still so dumb how people just don't connect the dots.
>>152795435It’s most likely going to be Paul’s final appearance…
>>152795477Tombstone was able to realize that there was a different guy dressed up as Spider-Man during Norman’s fight with Plague RX, and called it out explicitly. “Thank god, you’re not him.”
>>152795500God I hate how I'm starting to mix up even recent stuff. Just put me into the nurse home and walk away.
>>152794640Beyond
>>152779540>>152779546>big titty sphinx sitting like that and shooting eye lasersmuh never ending story
>>152779455At some point these characters just have to run out of relatives and loved ones to kill for drama, right?
>>152795435isnt this issue on April first
>>152795552the entire premise of this event is introducing brand-new, never-before-seen extended families to brutally kill off
>>152795435How come he didn't do this for all the other issues? Perhaps...the previous issues did not change everything we knew about Marvel/Venom? Nick Lowe...Devin white...and Al Ewing lied to us....?How is this possible?I feel so betrayed...Nick...I am going to open up my wallet, pull out my cash....and.....and..... SIKE NIGGA I AIN'T BUYING DIS SHITBut seriously...Gomez do they have dirt on you besides having to take down porn art? That's so fucking lame. Just leave Marvel already, that company sucks dick and isn't worth it.
>>152795552They can make up more as needed. MJ has at least 2 uncles who haven't appeared in forever..
>>152795343It's barely explained. And nobody cares about lore or cool rules/worldbuilding. Instead we get CW Flash therapy/pep talks with all the supporting characters and other fag shit that doesn't mean anything because these characters and their suffering isn't even written well because they have so little charm of what they had before.
>>152795552>>152795578The entire Parker bloodline will be extinguished, after which Torment will go multiversal.Spider-verse 3 baybeeeee!
>>152795603You probably aren’t far off with the way they’re hyping torment up. They’ll just keep milking him as the guy that genocided the Parker/Reilly dynasty
>>152795525I ship these two.
>>152795671Can't he just use Diamondback if he wants a whore with a criminal record?
I wonder if Brian's very telegraphed mushroom man appearance is going to have him take over the bodies of insect-themed superheroes and villains.
>>152795666>666Mephisto...stop being jealous.
>>152795603Wouldnt it be 4, since there's Geddon
>>152795683Diamondback got fucked by both Crossbones and Constrictor, the situation is weird.
>every spider thread is just paulposting, pedophilia and rageIt's been this way for years. I don't even know how it could be turned around.
>>152795802You'd need to change the output of Marvel to begin with, which would probably require a violent regime change at the top.
>>152795802>I don't even know how it could be turned around.Marvel swallowing their pride, taking a book rfrom DC and straight up rebooting the whole universe. There's no fixing it at this point.
>>152795834Why would a marvel reboot be good?
>>152795435god forbid he has pride in his work
>>152795786She didn't get fucked by Crossbones he raped her...Constrictor had an actual relationship with her.
>>152795802Kill paul. Than only stops the gay pedo shit tho
>>152779438lol
>>152796059His work sucks lmao
>>152797487If he only drew women doing attractive things, he works well. It just is that his men look wonky sometimes and the colorist is bad to the point it might be better doing it in black and white.
>>152796312>Constrictor had an actual relationship with her.And then somehow faked a slow excruciating death.
>>152797910Yeah I don't know how they are gonna handle that, on the one hand happy the actually good Constrictor is alive again but also trust an X-shit book to approach it with the worst possible angle. Funny enough he's gonna be getting a New Marvel Legends figure.
>>152792967>white hairshit that's Felicia
>>152798536Hair too short and she wouldn’t be caught dead in an outfit like that
>>152798615Maybe she was undercover.
>>152798619>Someone dies posing as Aunt MayNot again.
>>152779540>cannot be seen>has no form>no price>keeps it's value>fiat currencyWut?
>>152793098>Aunt May dies>THE CONTRACT IS VOIDED>The past 20 years are deleted out of existenceOne can hope, god dammit.
>>152798966Leftists are completely ignorant about economy, most just ignore it but some of them actually believe that economy is a pseudoscience used to indoctrinate people into the far-right.
>>152797459>Kill paul.No.
>>152799662Bitch have you forgotten Ghost Rider's origin story? He made a deal with Mephisto to save his dad's life from cancer but then his dad died in a bike crash anyway, and Johnny was still bound by the deal. So it doesn't matter if May dies. Mephisto still held up his end of the deal by saving her from the specific death Peter's deal was intended to prevent, so May dying in any other way won't break that deal.
>>152799826I say we try anyway. I mean, do we really need her around?
>>152799844Yes. We need a rigid unchanging status quo so we can keep selling product indefinitely. This is how mainstream comics work. If you don't like it, go read something else.
>>152799809This.People really don't understand that killing Paul, especially right now, is basically turning him into MJ's Uncle Ben moment and immortalizing him in the Spider-Man mythos.
>>152779889>>152779984She's not real bruh
>>152790624The opposite is what usually happens
>>152800172No, I just want him to stay alive so he can keep pissing the fans off.
>>152800433I want him dead so it’ll piss you off. We’ll then make jokes about his greatest legacy is trying and failing to molest Eddie Brock’s son.
>>152799826That was Satan at the time. Mephisto just took over the contract.
>>152800172How often does Peter Parker think about Foswell?
>>152784766>>152784647How many things she contributes are actually from her skillset instead of "Peter is my ex"? The later Venom probably could do on its own if it wasn't a retard. Even the idea of cosplaying Iron Man to avoid Venom's bad reputation was really the symbiote's existing idea.
>>152801020A better comparison would be Betty’s brother
>>152800172Paul is already immortalized into the Spider Man mythos
>>152801273Still not as relevant or as popular as Skip or Paul Stacy.
Bump
I think they’re genuinely killing off Paul and forcing Peter and MJ back together at this point. It won’t be immediately after Death Spiral, but I suspect it’ll be prior or during ASM 1000. Kelly’s interview has him sound like the the fans have a gun to the back of Marvel’s head, and they’re walking back on Zeb’s run pretty hard after it blew up in their face while Ultimate outsold them.How are the schizophrenics and child molesters coping?
>>152802486You are delusional and Paul will never die
>>152802486They're not going to do that when the Peter Parker humiliation ritual brings in sales
>>152802486wake up loser, the only spider your whore will get close with is Miles
So how much of Venom is doing its own thing compared to just being a Spider-Man side story?
>>152802671He’ll just go to a nice farm upstate to never be seen again like Jill and Paul Stacy.>>152802686Well, that’s the thing. It doesn’t.
>>152802486Paul dying seems pretty feasible. As far as MJ and Peter getting back together, a year ago I was pretty certain that the best we'd get is "I'll always love you but now's not the time for us, we're too fragile," and then burying the feelings. Now I think there's at least a 30% chance they're either back together or kiss and are committed to getting back on track.Unfortunately, the 70% is comprised of these things that I think are more likely:>Aforementioned "it's not the right time">MJ becomes Queen in Black and fucks off to space indefinitely, leaving an ASM #1000 backstory or something where Peter says goodbye to her "for good" and is all mopey about it, but says they'll meet again (this buries MJ for at least however long Lowe is Editor)>MJ dies in Queen in Black, and Peter spends all of ASM #1000 moping about it
>>152803076I forgot to mention one option is that even if Peter and MJ aren't back together, maybe he's fully committed to de-bonding Venom & MJ non-lethally.Adding on to this, I do feel like Ewing's run on Venom (at least with VenoMJ) has to be coming to a close. What more is there to be done? I figured the book would run 15ish issues, and we're all but guaranteed at least 20 at this point (we know we're going to 259, MJ's in Queen in Black immediately, so probably up to maybe 265?)Eventually I've gotta think Marvel's going to want him to put the toys back in the box, since Venom isn't selling in the top 50 anymore. That's why my fear is MJ's the Queen in Black, and she leaves behind the symbiote to bond to Dylan/Eddie/whoever.
>>152803041Yeah, I’m thinking Dylan will join him. Saying 1995 in Marvel was 15 years ago is kind of ridiculous
>>152802809Honestly, not much. Outside of Madame Masque, Dylan, and Rick Jones, the enemies and supporting cast are pretty much all Spider-Man related.
ASM #24 previews
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>>152803257Everyone's father is abusive.
>>152803335Peter's wasn't
>>152803191Most of Madame Masque's appearances in the last five years were in Spider-Man stories anyway, so that isn't very detached.
>>152803350So to improve the world, we need to kill everyone's fathers and have them raised as orphans.
>>152803335Cates made him abusive 8 years ago, it’s kind of lame because his original characterization was just being an aloof dick. Eddie is so mentally ill because he lived his whole life trying to get his approval. But Cates is a retarded self-inserting fag so he just had Eddie get over it and tell Carl to fuck off.
saiz art is nice
>>152803076Paul is the anchor being, if he dies then the universe dies too.
>>152804130Then I guess you’ll be killing yourself after Venom 256
>>152804130But Paul is an illegal alien. That would be a different universe that dies if he is that.
>>152804242His universe did die. Because of him.
>>152804537No, Paul's universe is still standing, it's his Earth that has become a wasteland full of demonic Glyphoids.
>>152779475Naruhodo...
>>152780226Pretty sure people are just buying for the gooner covers and don't actually read it.
>>152803350He was a glowie under SHIELD. He took it out on kids from developing countries.
Nice to see the AMJ logo back.
>>152804837Peters Parents being spies is dumb
>>152804792It's got a gooner interior, too. But I think the VenoMJ crossover gave it enough of a bump to sell #7 and get an extension... not to mention people wanting that horny Adam Hughes tongue cover.
>>152804898>>152804911Damnit, I don't like any of the MJ/Lois covers besides maybe the Superwoman/Jackpot one, and it's too expensive, plus I hate Jackpot. The Dodson one is very mid.
>>152804961what an awful outfit for MJ
>>152804917Why is it dumb?
>>152804917If anyone cared otherwise, they could retcon Peter Parker to have not been their biological child.
>Here's that Static Shock/Miles Morales crossover you wanted.
>>152804961need me a one pager in the issuew/e article by clark & pictures by peter
>>152805106They were too slow, so it missed Febuary.
>Lois and MJ in the corner.
>>152804978Yeah, instead of a fashion model, she looks like a random suburban mom. I'm not saying she needs to be this heated sex symbol at all times, but she looks like she picked up her outfit at a Walmart or Kohl's. Mom jeans, shoes with all of the style of clearance New Balances... ick.
>>152804911>>152804898This one kinda looks good because if there it ever was a superlois and spider woman mary jane crossover, it would be Mary Jane and Lois working as a journalist and mary jane not only working as a model and actress, but as photographer like peter.>>152805149Kinda looks like she is wearing peter's TAS clothes>>152805106Virgil alone has more presence in that cover than miles and the rest, incredible.But then is Virgil with Static's later all black, blue and gold outfit, which is the most based outfit ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1-Ef_qvjeQ
>>152804611All universes are Paul's universes, just like all women are Paul's women.
>>152805149MJ as a suburban mom? I'll take it!
>>152806086>All universes belong to Paul.Lord Mar-Vell says otherwise.
Only reading this for Masque.
>>152806502Then you wasted your time showing up here. Some at Marvel remembered she is allegedly an Iron Man villain and assigned the current writer to use her.
>>152804978I think the art style with the Hughes just using weird flat shading/coloring makes it look worse. But yeah those shoes are the ones you see at a store and think are ugly and glaze past.
>>152806502As crazy person defined by her noble father, wears a mask even when not scarred for intimidation, usually is a baseline human when not using stolen magical equipment, and had a supposedly reformed phase, do not ask what her father was up to in Yugoslavia or Ethiopia during WWII.
>>152804911Is MJ's outfit a specific reference? I recognize Lois's look from Byrne Man of Steel
>>152779455What's Torment's backstory or do we not know yet?
>>152807271Being saved for the one-shot. Rather hard to care about it when is just a serial killer at this point.
>>152807271One of the solicits is >That bombshell sends Peter, Mary Jane, and Eddie Brock straight into the sights of Torment, a terrifying new serial-killer supervillain whose connection to Spider-Man is both deeply personal and dangerously intimate.I think he is getting a one-shot about his past, too. He may just be Cletus Kasady.
>>152779330So paul getting killed on April 1st means they are bringing him back right?
>>152807271we don't know the answer. i'm sure we'll get a reveal sometime soon (earlier than the one-shot someone else mentioned). >>152807323cletus kasady is a possible choice, but calling him "new," "deeply personal," and "dangerously intimate" doesn't make much sense for anything in this. death spiral's body count issue calls torment the most dangerous serial killer *since* cletus.
>>152779694>MODOKHow was MODOK involved in OWUD?
>>152807077She wore it during David and Todd's run.
>>152807914Was part the leader of the Masters of Evil incarnation that fought along the Avengers against Doctor Doom in an early issue. It didn't work out well.
>>152807900this is almost certainly not going to happen but I want Torment to be Chameleon, his pre-OMD memories restored by Carnage and pushed to the brink by all the times he’s been Peter and met his family
mariwhorekeks so tiresome they now complaining she doesn't behave dere enough and that she's not in the crossover enough, why doesnt marvel ever cut our buddies some slack bros...
>>152807967Bro this isn't Eva and this isn't India either.
>>152807961Venom would hit him with a baseball bat and it would be over.
>>152807967I'm sorry they're killing off Paul, but don't take it out on us.
>>152807977>Bro this isn't Evab-bros?
Black cat got extended?
>>152808113Ok that part was more a joke on ESL faggot retards. Don't despair anon-kun. Evagoblin-posting is based. It packages all of our interpretations of Gwen-clones, Stormin' Norman, Harry the drug addicted sonuvabitch, PeterGAWDs, MJSTACIES, BEN-BELIEVERS, and KAINE-KILLERS into one digestible idea. So that we may all dab on the Lowest of the LOWE, Brevoort-bitches, Slott-Slutts, Quesadilla-Quislings, and all Marvel Maggot Faggots. They bow down to the Spider-MEN. The House of Ideas has a new place here, on /spi/.
It's over, it's over, all over, it's all over now.
