We, The Fans Edition (Artwork by @watchercr0w)Qott: As much as we love this Comic and other media inspired by it, would you want to do more for your love of Homestuck?Last Dream Bubble >>152875924
>>152903727First For GamTav.
>Qott I want to cosplay SO BAD, BUT I NEED TO LOSE THIS BELLY FAT. My dream is to cosplay every Vantas, candy karkat as well and perhaps a male Roxy. Improving art so i can draw more roxy is also on the list
i don't think austin would like the colsla comparisons he's getting...also, he's mormon, not a christian. BIG difference. thank heavenly father austin isn't here or else he'd really rip you a new one for that blunder.
>>152903727would love to do a meowrails cosplay with a nepeta cosplay gf
Slight improvement, want to make sure it’s refined>>152903727More stories that end in rape, ridiculous social situations, and other such things I excel at
>>152903790DAWG. you know how many people love fat cosplayers? and you know how many people LOVE a chubby karkat? go for it!
>>152903743>>152903727We're switching this shit up. First for dersecest!And who said I can't be fun hehehe
>>152903809its literally just colsla but christian larp with a bonus feet fetish lmaoleave it to rot at the bottom of devianart
>>152903827Sure MAYBE fat karkat and a fatty kankri would be nice to some but a fat commander karkat and signless feels wrong.
I meant to say like fifth. But you know what I mean
>>152903790I've got a belly and I've still cosplayed as both Karkat and Kankri. I mean, Kankri literally wears a sweater, it's like designed to hide a belly. And also who cares lol
>>152903831RoseDave is pretty cute and cool too. Pretty much The very first canon ship ever.
>>152903842People appreciate any cosplayers, especially something as rare as homestuck these days
>>152903727Also answering the thread question: Make Sculptures and Sewing projects based on the homestuck comic would be pretty awesome. I love the crafts idea the community shared and did thru all this decade.
>>152903934deserved
>>152903727WHITEBOARDhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514magma: https://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152903838why do you hate God, anon?
>>152903996hate the larp, not the messiah type shi
>>152904047thats my hero right there
>>152904047ZASED SO FUCKING BASED
>>152904047autins got gang connections... i wouldnt want to show my face on the streets again just saying.
>>152904047damn we all cucking austin it seems.
from what ive gathered it seems austin is a polygamist so i doubt he would actually mind this arrangement, as long as you honor the teachings of God that is
>>152904047anon i must commend using your own oc rather than any other pb trollthat shit hurts more, you know how to rub salt into the woundabsolute kino>>152904131what with touchy priests? seems about right>>152904139nah he's getting placed into the cuck command center while the thread rails renity
>>152904047you do NOT want to anger the aust
>>152903727Also I never mentioned it. But I think trying to make a fan comic of Homestuck is about as devoted as a person can be to honestuck. So yeah I think I'm doing my part to the fandom at least
>>152904175sorry but renity said that he cant fuck till marriage or som shit so we gotta deal with that
Austincartoonfan97 has brought me back to Jesus unironically. I dont like Mormonism but i do like jesus.
>>152904252Whats your comic, anon?
since this is happening ill make sure austin gets laid. and ill be the boyfriend. then you will all piss in your pants at the sight of all the couple art that he makes for me.
>>152904087>the ultimate forbidden ship?You're like a little baby, watch this
>>152904385nothing i cant edit into smth better anon :/austin is made for getting cucked im afraid
>>152904459I did NOT expect this one, wowza.
>>152904385unfortunately austin does believe that same sex relationships are a sin so this is probably a fruitless endeavor. but he forgives all homosexuals. austin is actually quite amicable when it comes to everyone except satanists and colsla, basically. i have yet to see any other group of people that he's directed any amount of hatred at. he drew oxnard and renity reconciling after he abandons his "habit" of "crossdressing". renity is tearfully forgiving him. i would post it but to be honest after the little stunts you anons have pulled today im not quite sure you deserve the glory of austin's pen.
Watching the Meowrails first interaction.... we where robbed so much cute moments....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8HOWTja_s
>>152904047If I could add to the art.
>>152904430They look like they swap partners sometimes...
>>152904480hes a probably autistic boy chill on him. you can tell he likes pb a lot
>>152904629Not cool anon, dont do that again
>>152904596Damn blast from the past, this video was actually my introduction to Two Best Friends Play.Holy shit I hate Pat so much I still seethe and mald about all the stupid shit he said and did during the Dark Souls LPs jfc I hate Canada so much I hate Quebec so much even though I'm also from there fuckfuckfuckfuck
>>152904688If I could draw I would have created 4 more art pieces just to spite you
>>152904363I have 2. 1 I'm sketching and planning. I won't say much. But simply put it's just a sburb adventure with the game taking inspiration from other cultures instead of Greek/Gnostic myth. Following characters loosely based off myself and my friends. It would theoretically feature lots of action, or the attempt of it. Whether or not this comes to fruition is highly variable. Considering I have my hands full with another project. The second is the obvious one. A prospitcest comic which in setting up the website for (being lazy and procrastinating)
Why was karkat so needlessly mean to tavros :( ? Dude just lost the movements of his legs. So evil.
>>152904629nono, you cooked here>>152904656i dont mind the real person lol, just the sona is literally built for getting cucked sorry anon but its too funny
>>152904776Cute aggression has a counterpart, pathetic aggressionUselessness provokes anger in some people out of proportion to the actual inconvenience the target causes. Also Karkat is an asshole, I'm sorry you had to find out this way
>>152904629Based
>>152904857Karkats frustration with Tavros' uselessness is pretty in like with how he is generally. He gets really anal when people aren't meeting his "standards" Even tho he himself also never reached those same standards, which he always beats himself up over.
>>152904857I mean he Is A asshole to everybody i know but so far as i know tavros has done nothing to him to receive that type of commentary. I think it was mostly a joke for the moment. Still, its a lil bit ooc imo.
>>152904898hmmm i see. yep it makes sense putting this way. he is waaay more like this in the meteor.
>>152904903if the character does it in canon then its not out of character, isnt it? tavros abuse is funny. hes an asshole when hes not crippled.
>>152904919I think Karkat chills out a lot more on the meteor because he can't distract himself with dillusions of grandure. And also human influence. He has to accept eventually that he isn't gonna die cause he isn't super macho troll
>>152904945:T i dont remember tavros being mean to anyone before Vriska influences him. At least i didnt read the moment he starts to get full of himself and mean yet.>>152904956He does? We shall see it then.
Uh Hu. Vriska intro....
>>152904629
>>152904459#lovewins
>>152905183unironically could be a fun couple Dirk's melodramatic vibe and Kanaya's busybody troll sarcasm would be nice back and forth
>>152905169Peak
>>152903809Mormon colsla was my idea. This stupid asshole stole my idea.
>>152905206Dirk's self-harming tendencies would throw Kanaya's mothering instincts into overdrive. She would literally never keep him out of her sight. He would act annoyed but secretly love it.
>>152905206My two least favorite kinds of people lol
>>152905356Two wrongs make a right thats just math
>>152904459Not seen: Rose and Roxy having a meltdown
>>152905379Maybe your right. >>152905489Crazy!! It's hot
>that tag name on the boorukek
>>152903809ok one more edit bcs i thought it would be funny despite how much i dislike colsla i cant let him be out chudded in this (might i say, imitating this guys style stole years from my style ew)
none of you will ever know the taste of nellie's delicious bible study cookies because youre all trolls and haters who cant handle austin's pure soul.
>>152906141too busy railing her to have cookies anonthere are priorities here
>>152906141was this made on ibis paint? why does it look so shit
>>152906141Imagining the taste of Nellie's delicious snickerdoodles is going to lead me to make some
>>152903727I would make a sweet love to that rogue of light
>>152906208austin uses ibispaint on his computer with a mouse, he says that mspaint didn't have enough features and Mother of Austin didn't buy him clip studio paint or paint tool sai for his birthday because Brother of Austin needed tonsil surgery that year and austin, in his boundless generosity, offered ibispaint as a cheaper alternative so she could afford the surgery and still buy him a birthday present. austin is 29 years old, by the way.
>>152906368aw hes a sweetheart, where does he post?
>>152906368>>152906488oh hey look he austin made his way to the threaddw buddy, we're nice
Dave sending rose 10000 words of smuppet sex in text form on her birthday, she replies “what the fuck,” he says “well you kept insisting I was into it. Happy”
>>152903727>Retards unironically thought Homestuck would be relevant again
>>152907161>true retards like you thought the pilot would pick upkek
>>152907161grim
>>152907175 that is what every smug was saying "the Homestuck cancer is back the world is over"
>>152907204i wouldve prefered the pilot never been made, specially by fucking spindlehorse loldo we have to go back to saying how bbpanzu's music videos have more feeling, views and look better?
>>152904047How hard could you plap Renity?
>>152907247better than austin thats for sure...
>Vast error's past creative director just fully noped out of the comicholy shit this comic is either never ending, getting sloppified with furries (maybe even more than it already is) or cancelled/rebooted lmao
If you think the pilot was bad you're a retard and I'm going to rape you.
>>152907303um based
>>152907303>spindlehorse employee trying to save face detected>deploying anti-tard measures
PB Upd8 https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=879
>>152907286I can't help but think VE would be doing better if they didn't try to build up a backlog of pages for years, release them all, then dip again for years to do it again.Call me naive but a regular schedule would probably retain a more active fanbase with more positive feedback that could help keep the people involved passionate for the comic rather than seeing it as a slog.Of course if it were up to me I wouldn't have done all the spinoff projects until VE was done as I feel that played a massive part in the burnout for VE we've seen from one of the creators.
REAL SHIT?
>>152907383my thoughts exactly desuread the comic a few times and the vn once, liked the vn but each time i managed to read till the latest page it was not updated or just had a couple pages at best...the really need a new way to update cuz the current system is actual trash lmao
>>152907383Yeah I agree a regular update schedule is way batter for keeping a momentum of interest in your comic. The building a backlog and dumping a massive update doesn't make much sense to me and personally I'd be less motivated to read a big update that I had to wait years for than read smaller updates that have a higher frequency.
Hic: Aight I'm finna put the smack-dab in yo shrimpy Lil tailsEb: >she looks like she fucks human menTg: fr fr I bet she has a trail of human d up in that fishussy on GodEb: mfw someone who knows what semen tastes like wants to threaten youTg: ceo of sloppy. Stan of man. Semen slayerGg: I have a joke too! What did the condesce say when she was drunk? Jade covers her eyes, smiling and trying to hold in a laughGg: Hic!
>>152907477its so funny how they can see that this easy fix would make the comic 10x better rofl
Benefits of a regular upload schedule:>only have to work on 1-10 pages each update>keeps fans engaged>can get feedback on the current storyline you might not have been sure on>can adjust things if feedback is largely negative since you haven't committed yet (not mandatory if you want to do it anyway, it is your story after all)>get to view your fans excitement at your work>keeps you engaged since you aren't toiling away at 100 pages in silence before going back on hiatus to work on 100 moreBenefits of year long hiatuses to build a huge backlog:>you can release 100 pages each update
>>152907303>PBSDtard loves sloppaMany, MANY such cases!
>>152907588
>>152907583dont show this to VE writters...you might scare them anon!
>>152907286>getting sloppified with furries (maybe even more than it already is) Someone linked the stream about VE news yesterday and out of four newest members of the team three were shown to have furfag icons, so it's definitely this one
>>152907583Benefits of VE going on year long hiatuses:>it's shit and these hiatuses make sure it's going to gradually fade into further irrelevancy
>>152907286I don't care about furries working on VE. I'm into Homestuck, I'm one step to the left in terms of taste anyway.All that matters is if they're good writers and artists.
>>152907303
>>152907681sure, but adding furries bcs "meh fuck you" into the the troll story sticks out like a sore thumb and looks like shitthere are a few other mspfa's with actual furry protagonists from the start that actually look good
>>152907755Do you think they're going to add furries because they're furries? Do you think that's why they were hired rather than because they're Homestuck fans who also happen to be furries?
>>152907790nah not what i meanti meant expanding on the furry shit the comic already has, first ever readthru i did and the only thing that left me going "so that just happened" was the furry stuffspecially the purple mofo, i dont know why they just made him a generic anthro furfag
>>152907477I'd rather read 4 pages every other weak or 7 or 10 pages every other month than wait a Vast Error-tier hiatus for 200 to 400 pages knowing I'm going to get nothing for years after I finish reading the update.
There are furries in VE? I thought it was about Trolls?
>>152907851Its their lusus designers and many other cases
>>152907871its not cool design its obvious furfag bs
>>152906097yes. colsa is such a nice guy
>>152908019he sure iscant wait till korpus shatters his kneecaps
>>152907871>>152907891The faces of a typical VE Lusus bother me the most.I like weird Lusii but VE's don't get creative with weird creatures like Karkat's crab or Vriska's giant spider, or Tavros' fairy bull. They're all just a furry with an incredible level of detail that feels out of place on a Lusus.
>>152908096I prefer stuff like this, where it feels closer to a creature you'd see in Homestuck with dark gray being used for facial features
i heard someone say that colsa is the pb equivalent to mituna(4chan), is this true?
>>152908163yes. he actually literally uses 4chan in the comic too. its pretty funny. In fact iirc moonrunes used real HSG screenshots in the comic for increased verisimilitude
>>152908192it was /soc/
>>152908236i dont really use this site sorry :p i wasnt in the loop
>>152908251its okay, anon *kisses you cutely*
>man this website thing is gonna be easy!>i have a whole template and everything. >actually try to set up website.>brain assumes fetal position and shuts down.my hubris damned me.
>>152908865What are you trying to make, anon?
>>152908918many threads ago i asked about hosting my own mspfa website. and another kind anon gracefully granted me a github link into an mspfa template thingy i could use to make my own site on neocities of all places. I said "great! ill finish this batch of art and start working on it! then i wont have to hand out links to google docs just so people can read my stuff!"Obviously i have 0 experience with websites, i had no idea why i was so chill about it, other than procrastination. needless to say my foolishness has costed me, but dont think that means i have given up, all it means is I am going to try my damnedest to make this work. worst comes to worst ill give up and post all this nonsense on ao3
>>152908019Nevermind. Colsla is the only character that I want to make get barefoot and pregnant on my house. And yes he will cook my dinner whenever I want and he will like it.
I want to make tender love with Junice.
>>152909017you and me both anon>>152908998have you... tried using the actual mspfa site?
>>152909044But Goku, you are already Married!
>>152909075im this guy, im not so sure i would be allowed to step one foot on that site, especially with the content i will be drawing. im not sure if its even worth bothering with the site.
>>152909097There is some good youtube tutorials teaching the Methods of how you can host your own website. On neocities on in a more private paid but your own server. You should check it out and make notes in what are the simple steps that you should do and what you can just copy paste and change later!!
>>152909097theres shit like alternative pooniverse there lol, 18+ adventures but yeah id suggest looking into site making more
rise and shine mr daemon rise and shine. Not to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a resssst. and all the ef fort in the woorld would have gone to waste until, well, let's just say your hour has come agaain. the right mallum in the wrong place can pap all the elliths in the world so wake up, mr daemon, wake up and smell the prospit...
>>152909135Gay.
I quite enjoy Bitch Dmarko.
>>152909135most unfunny post on /hsg/ award
next person to talk is getting raped. everyone be silent.
>>152909135Omg I Hate that I read this in his voice. Fucking lol
>>152909212fuck off. Fuck off Fuck off aaaaaaargh!!!!
Tracking down Gamzee to use him for torture to see if anything can break his clown poise. The tortures in TADC must be inspiring me to this
>>152909218Rape List: YOU
Is he retarted? Why did he do that?
>>152909233>>152909218DONT RESIST ME.
>>152909302hes having fun
>>152909115i already have a neocities thing. for now, i think im going for that, its just a lot to learn. but im willing to put in some work for it.>>152909122i just dont wanna deal with people complaining, im not tryna get homestuck famous, i just wanna make some art i love, in the format i love, and share it with people who will...maybe like it. if thats possible. Theres a lot of questions im asking myself. I have been trying to keep this "focus on drawing" attitude. But to be honest idk what the fuck im doing. I have never made a comic before. of any kind really.Each chapter, (which usually chronicles the events of a day during the 3 year trip) i end up doing has about, 6-8 drawings in it. I ponder if that is enough. Is that too short. Its been 3 months since i started this project, and i have only made about 3 chapters ( i havent even finished writing the third, and its definently not as if its the only things i have been working on). Theres a lot of creative challenges im facing, because i decided to dive head first into this project out of sheer passion for a ship, and an old comic. And as i have said before, im paying for my hubris.
>>152909017why barefoot and pregnant?
>>152909302;-----; I'm tired of all this raping. Can I nigga may have just a coffee and brunch and idk play some games on my phone...
>>152909403colsla humiliation ritual step 1
Colsla? He's a good guy, a great guy even. I think he should fuck Renity or at least force her to be a cuckquean while he fucks one of the humans.
>>152909403Its a old ass meme an trope that toxic husband wants to have their wifes pregnant and badly kept. But in resume: i just need to make colsla be my submissive wife and have my babies and be serviant and also bear my babies and that could be both fun evil and cute all at once.
>youve got your ɯhole life to figure things out>its okay to not knoɯ, or dislike the things happening right noɯ>its all about groɯing up>and i am so proud of hoɯ much youve groɯn already>but there is still ɯork that needs to be done>and i ɯill be there for every second of it
I wish for Korpus to suffer immensely
>>152909474doesnt have the grit or dick to do any of that so nofucker bleaches himself, you think he can last more than 3 minutes without getting winded then having a sudden asthma attack?
>>152909521He can do it... It'll just take like an hour or two for the first round
>>152909482dawg, i hope you enjoy the roaches as well.
I wish to korpus to have a nice time.
>>152909543>It'll just take like an hour or twoto get it up...?jesus poor renity, hell whoever colsla decided to cuck would hang themselves out of boredom
>>152909489Korpus deserves loving nursing handjobs from Junice desu
>>152909569Lmaao he is gonna live with me, my house hygiene is impecable. there is not gonna be any roaches breeding around.
>>152909489>youve got your ɯhole life to figure things outWRONG sburb time you have 24 hours to get character development before the antichrist shows
>>152909592so you're about to literaly about to take him captive is what im hearing.youll sit on his lap while he browser 4chan though?
Since when was Homestuck allowed back on /co/?
>>152909650More Like the opposite. But no I'm gonna work and he stays at home doing house maintaince and taking care of himself. A then at night. Heh. Lets just say I will make him a man. Ok that is tmi already. I really wanna write this for myself.
>>152909662Since generals came back and the mods got replaced by ai and indians
>>152909662Since it got an animated pilot and there were tons of threads about it, so the janitors just gave up.
>>152909662Since i asked you MOM. OOOOOOOH.But yeah mods dgaf
>>152909672hold my hand when i say this.. hes not going to maintenance jack shit or take care of himself. how will you force him to do thatalso if youre going to write show it to me.
>>152909726>how will you force him to do thatchastity+electric collarcolsla will learn
>>152909744dog collar with leash is better but you didnt hear that from me..
>>152909780only if he's been nice
>>152909726>>152909744Hm..........I think this could be a side project of mine. Since it feels nice to think about it. But yeah I will have to "force" him to do this stuff. For our own good. Its all about psychological warfare and love. He won't resist for long since I show him my determination, love, patience and a healthy dose of restraint of bad habbits, followed by rewarding good healthy behaviour. Its easy. And will be good for him.
now i understand why trolls wont come to earth. too many lewd creeps.
>>152909814im just here for colsla humiliation ngl anon
>>152909814Also i think i will have to medicate him since he feels like he has some disability, probally that bad case of A.D.D. Maybe a lil bit of Ritalin dose will make him a little more calm.
>>152909836trolls are lewder
>>152909846Lol its okay then. I cease my blogposting then.
>>152909873nononono dont cease it! i would like to see your future colsa thing youre going to write.
I'm so hungry I could eat a corpse.
>>152909873same dont stopits cool
>>152909887>>152909925OkLater. In another thread. I'm going to my cave. To write.
>>152909942IN ANOTHER? oh my god we just started this one.also where you gonna post it at?
>>152909950Uh. Here. Duh. Not gonna post anywhere else. Maybe on ao3? But i doubt I Will have courage. I Will just post the .Docx file via catbox or some other third party hosting website and let you guys download it.
people dont act gay enough in these threads
He cute.
people classpected fuckin countries lol (site is https://www.sburbio.net/personagens)(put it in english tho, theres a button by the top right)
>>152910485>prince of breath for us. lowkeyyyynot the worst classpect, kinda arguable tho. One could make a more justified argument for bard of breath. Or perhaps even rouge.
>>152910485Why are these classpects so grim lmao
>>152910495from whai i understand, its a voting system of sorts? so ig it got decided that way>>152910535im guessing people are voting based on the history of each country? or modern history?
>>152910485>mexicodefinitely a bard>america is prince of breatharen't we a thief of breath acutally?
>>152910485>BrasilLord of Shit, Prince of Life, Heir of Fart.lol. gottem
>>152910615>Lord of Shitthats india
POST FANTROLLS
>>152911036Here's my fantroll. I call her rust Kanaya.
>>152911074as if kanaya couldn't get any hotter
Tormii doodling
>>152911330What a precious little man. I could be his mommy if he needs some big tits in his face.
>>152911330Booty butt naked, dong out, swangin in the wind.NOW!
>>152911330>kinda feel homo for him
Anon out of all your ocs I like the boobs of this one the most.
>>152911773Lifting her arm so I can lick and huff the mysterious gasmask wearing girl's armpit
Bathor sit on my face.
>>152909344>But to be honest idk what the fuck im doing. I have never made a comic before. of any kind really.They say that the best way to learn is to dive straight in. You will likely learn what to do and not to do for each situation you are doing.>I ponder if that is enoughHomestuck conveys a lot of story with only a few pictures relative to the word count. Have the drawings for the few standout scenes and let the imagination do the rest.
>>152903727>qottI have thought about making my own fanventure but that would only come to fruition if certain things happened in my life
>>152911988like what..
IM SUCH A FUCKING CHUUUUUUUUD!!!
>>152912041If I by some magical circumstance got into the entertainment industry; a writer, illustrator, both, or a voice actor. If I attained any level of fame from such means I would laugh... then work on a goofy fanfic
Imagine not liking these boys. Couldn't ever be me.
>>152911773Thanks, here's a doodle of her to show of her personality
>>152912214GOG DAAAAAAAAMMNNNNN
>>152912214holy booba
>>152912260>>152912273When she eats it just goes straight to her tits
>>152912275
>>152903727I already achieved one of those things which is cosplay (pic related). I guess the other thing would be to realize an Act 6 rewrite even if it is a very rough summary and maybe have videos/drawings to accommodate it. Homestuck (meta) analysis. Another would be doing more homestuck remixes.
>>152912159right >>>>> left > middle
>>152911953Ill try then. i think im going to rewrite the first couple chapters too! to make it more consistent with whatever style I end up finding! the whole point with making this comic is i wanted the drama of the original to be stretched out into big wordy convos like real homestuck so i shouldn't be so nervous!!!
IMAGINE
>>152903727I put Homestuck references in my DND games but I usually make them subtle enough where they have to pay attention to notice.
>>152912512Based
We love trolls with big boobs in these threads.
I want to jiggle Visari's visaris.
i always saw alpha dave and rose as being like mid 30's-ish but what do you guys think?
>>152912622Are you sure?Post examples to see anon's reactions
>>152912395Adding on to what I've said. One of my inspirations for whatever story I decide to write is homestuck. Not in the sburb or wacky interwebz humor way but in the grandiose schizo way. Probably allude to homestuck subtly in some metatexual way.>>152912517Similar to what anon is saying but not DnD
>>152903727>Qott: As much as we love this Comic and other media inspired by it, would you want to do more for your love of Homestuck?Yeah I'd like to draw some fanart but it's been so long and I was never good to begin with. Been doodling triangles, squares and circles to try and get my lines better.
All troll Booba was made for mankind to enjoy
>>152910495It really depends on what you're classpectingThe national persona? Absolutely prince of breathColumbia? Muse of breathUncle Sam? Knight of breathThe country across the arc of its history? Thief of breath
>>152913334im more thinking the positive vs negative representation of the US. Despite not being US born, and having middling opinions on the country, i feel like each country should be represented with its best foot forward, even in classpecting. Which makes me want to say something like a Rouge of breath. They "steal" freedom and share it with others. Rouges are also often touted as rebels and whatnot, which fits the US narrative well.And conversely its negative portrayal is theif of breath, who just straight up steals freedom for its own benefit.
>>152911036Worm...
>>152905183>>152905489>>152905489it's....just cursed enough to work
>>152912622Not only her ass and tits jiggle crazy style, now her lines as well??
>>152906141Imagine if chris chan go into homestuck, the kino art.
>>152910485I've seen enough god-awful national/ethnic headcanons for the kids and trolls to know your average HSfag is even more retarded when it comes to international politics than hetaliafags ever were.
>>152910485>Vriska with Bri'ish accentPowerful
>>152914412Vriska is literally French though
>>152914362I dunno, if you subscribe to psychopath theory every country could be ranked on the active scale and assigned classpects of breath, mind, and hope depending on your preferred governance structure
>>152914434Russian**
Since Tavros is Spanish, Vriska must logically be whichever country historically crippled and repeatedly molested Spain
>>152914483Tavros is mexican.
>>152914489Karkat is Mexican, It makes sense that Tav is Spanish cuz no one takes him seriously at all. Just like spain but the bull is more associated with spain
>>152914489Bulls are a national animal of Spain.Bullfighting(referenced by his handle) is primarily associated with and most prevalent in Spain.Don Quixote is a Spanish work.These are the most obvious Spanish references to ever exist but somehow we have untold amounts of giga-retards whose line of thought is invariably>he must be mexican or something because I'm an american and mexico is the only latinx country I've ever heard of
I remember one old friend of mine said Tav was chilean or cuban.????????? Where did that come from?
Ah, well goofnight hsg, cya tomorrow
>>152914602>because I'm an american and mexico is the only latinx country I've ever heard ofthis strikes home kek. the moment people find out I'm hispanic they assume I'm mexican. it's like how people think every asian person is chinese (and that indians are "fake asian"?)surely they know about other countries, don't they?
>>152913035They were in their mid-50's when the Condesce yeeted them, but they probably had a good couple decades of covert and then open rebellion against her before that. I like to think that Rose knew they were siblings because ~magyyyks~ but intentionally kept Dave in the dark because she thought it was funny.
>>152914730>surely they know about other countries, don't they?[x] Doubt
>>152914602He's mexican because he sucks.
Me and the brown boy I pulled by being a mentally ill white girl
>>152914901>port o rico>spaniaplease be jokingPLEASE be joking
>>152914489He's Iberian
should fanventures skip the whole cruxite dowel/capcha card mechanic for alchemy?
>>152915565Depends. Can you make it funny or interesting or can you get it to tell you something about your characters? If not, skip it. Or just pull a sburb.exe
>>152915565I think it's one of the more fun parts of SBURB. It really depends on if you have fun coming up with stupid shit like the sord.
>>152915565why do you even need a punched card?
>>152915584>>152915655This
>>152915565>should fanventures skip the whole cruxite dowel/capcha card mechanic for alchemy?Fuck no if you aren't spending AT LEAST a whole act on modus fuckery ain't muh homestuck
Humbly requesting someone draw this jadeblood sloot. I love this man.
>>152916021what do you want him doing? any pose in mind
Con Air is so fucking peak, John was so right.
Karkat just psychoanalyzing Vriska as a Loveless pretender and saying that her "mind is broken" Was actually really funny. But also a good insight in how Vriska works.
>>152916763Mindbroken Vriska...
>>152916842I really don't want to entertain this thought. She is already a mess as it is. For herself and others.
>>152916842reminds me of the super deep throat simulator vriska script
>>152916916oh?
"kan its hard""being kid and growwing up""its hard and nobody understands"right in my blood pusher......
>>152916861Sometime things can be more beautiful after they break
Vriska And Tavros in this section reminds of a Girl that was just like that and bullied and gaslighted me lmao.
>>152915275should have been not him!
Good morning HSG
>>152917574good morning anon, hope you have a nice day
>>152917574how are you doing on this sunday?
>>152917604I think I will be ok :) Yesterday I was being all worried about all my shit and basically didn't draw anything at all. So today instead of worrying I will just draw. >>152917666I'm doing alright! Thank you for asking. Here take a look at my new super awesome troll oc who definently isn't just another self insert for myself. She is a page of blood. And since blood is the aspect of connections and bonds. I have made her string themed. It's her weapon, and her horns are a harp.
Here's boring human version too
>>152917023Crazy how a borderline joke character says some of the rawest lines in the entire comic.
>>152917870Why are they a niglet?
>>152917954Cause I think that's cool
>>152917922Eridan has aura and if you can't realize that your an idiot. His huge amounts of aura is naturally balanced out by how much of a pathetic loser he is most often.
>>152917870CUTE
>>152917832you dont have to go to work on sunday and saturday right/ you got more freetime
>>152918123Thank you :)>>152918140Yep! Now it's just a matter of not letting my ADHD control me and actually *doing* something lol.
>>152915088>he sucksAnd that's a good thing!
>>152915546>>152914602thank fucking god, people with critical thinkingive seen people give me weird looks when i said tavros shares more spanish characteristics than mexican
>>152918371I feel we should go off of what Dante basco is. Tavros is basically Dante basco. So whatever race he is that's what Tavros is.
>>152918411i mean, id do that for rufioh rather than tavros desu
>>152918449Well given they are related I feel that retroactively applies to both if we apply it to one.
>>152918164how long is the 3rd chap? you made 1 and 2 chapters really fast but this one is taking months
>>152918478Fuckin. Not much longer than chapters one or 2. It took so long cause I was fuckin procrastinating hard. I'm sorry about that but the way. I'm not what you would call a very consistent artist.I'm gonna post this shit today.
>>152918467true... but i see dante basco more as rufioh and tavros as his own guy but even then yeah this is some fair reasoning
>>152918557NGL I always imagined ta ros as sounding like Dante but his voice is even meeker and more pathetic. I hope Dante voices Tavros in the pilot. That would make everything be full circle.
>>152916663Some classics are beyond the grasp of the Learned… as the Bible says, only the mangritted child
>>152918534i get it,living with adhd is hard*hugs you warmly*
>>152918602>tavros as sounding like Dante but his voice is even meeker and more patheticngl i can see it anon, nice hc (at least the thread doesnt flip when you say tavros is inspired by x or y, cool discussion fellas)
btw, for the whiteboard guy, make sure you take a pic of the board or smththis one has been more peak than ever
https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=1Are you ready for sunday mass?! Expect this comic to go through growing pains... this is my first time doing something like this.
>>152918928insta-fav'd, cant wait to see where this goes anondont over work yourself!
>>152918928i dont know its supposed to be llike this but theres no text
>>152918949Thank you, I try my best not to bite off more than I can chew. Updates will not be 100+ pages after a long hiatus lol>>152919017First few pages are like a textless prologue, the last two should have words though. Be sure give her a bitchin name that she totally won't get mad at.
>>152903727any tips for how to edit Friendsim Sprites?
>>152919098what a cutie
>>152919113what type off edits anon?yes that sorta matters
>>152919137mostly colour changes and MAYBE that purple blood face paint/
>>152919220ooooohh okok, thought you were going for more complex stuffi suggest using photoshop for edits, color changing with the wand+hue shiftingas for the facepaint... i think you can use the anti-aliased brush in photoshop and just draw your own design on a new layer(editanon here btw, i just wanted to share some tips tho ive never done the clown paint before)good luck anon!
>>152919098>Be sure give her a bitchin name that she totally won't get mad at.fakeygoth 2minecrafthair
>>152919275>you were going for more complex stuffLike what?Race Swaps?
>>152918467>I feel that retroactively applies to both if we apply it to one.Why limit yourself to one nationality when you can have Tavros as a Spaniard and Rufioh as Rufio aka Basco aka a Pinoy? It's not like we have to apply the logic of human nationalities and ethnicities to a bunch of space insects, plus it's more interesting that way.
>>152919527nah thats ez, at least for mei thought you meant stuff like redraws for the clothes or handsthat sorta stuff that requires a bit of extra drawing knowledge
>>152919575waitbosco is pinoy????IM PINAY HOW COULD I NOT KNOW THIS. Im losing so many pinay points right now. FUCKAnyhow,i think tavros being a spaniard is fine. Rufio being the hottest man in pardox space as a pinoy is also cute.
i have to kill myself immediatly to restore honor
>>152919676no. never kill yourself. it will be so boooriiiing. and you will make a lot of people that care about you sad. keep being alive to see another beautiful day and wonders of the world.
Morning hsg, I bring a new batch of cosplay to share!!
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>>152920115 Well are you going to offer then a drink? AAAAAAND That's about it for today, hope you enjoyed these like always, have a happy sunday hsg!
>>152920095its kinda funny how quite a few john/dave cosplayers are female
>>152920182cosplay in general has quite a substantial female audience. i would say overall its 60% girls having fun.I met a fem yugi cosplayer once. one of the best experiences ever hehehe
>>152920224dont flex anon...
>>152920472i deserve to flexx that one, you wuold too. whats better than seeing a good cosplay of your favorite character? the person doing it being hot as fuck. i wish i could lie and say we totally banged but no....
>>152920681true true...who wouldnt wanna score with a cosplayer thats using your favorite character? male or female lmao
>>152920816Actually canon and it's beautiful.
>>152919275Any tips on wand tollerance? What is an opimal level so it doesn't look like pixel hell?
im kinda feeling the art block rright now. Idk i have been in my head about this stuff. worrying and worrying kills the artistic flow, so im getting my mind off of it by coloring a whole lot of the panels. Hopefully by the time i finish that today i can finish writing, and release the chapter 3 i have right now. and then with some extra work i can release that mini chapter about cooking i have.
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>>152921516i mean its kanrki doing it so... its finered eyes on john tho? maybe he needs to go to the hospitalor the nearest life player
>>152921532It's fine, he just changed them with Dave for a bit
>>152921550>dude lets change eyes and not tell anyone>but like>the whole eye yk>all of it>pluck em out and then put yours in>and viceversa>are you sure that's a good idea dave?>bro>cmon>dont be a pussy
>>152921514>that mini chapter about cooking i have.?
WHERE IS ASSHOLE MAKING THE WOP HOMESTUCKHALF OF THE IMAGES IN THE RECENT UPDATE ARE BROKEN
>>152921794that's just mspfa for you
>>152921775The initial idea was for me to make a bunch of anthological and unrelated chapters packaged in one release. About verious silly escapades John and Jade get up to. Like weird alchemization nonsense. Or jade trying to cook for John. Or then trying to set up their living situation. Mainly this was to fill the first 40 days of the comics timeline. As on day 40 John of course asks if he can kiss jade. So I wanted to have a bunch of stuff to sort of establish the "status quo" that the characters promptly disrupt and try to cling too, which would be one of the main conflicts of the comic.
Vriska have a really good chemestry.
>>152921938With John. I Meant with Jooohn.
>>152921938I'd sure hope she does or there would be something very wrong with her body
>>152921958Hah :D
>>152921919This whole beach episode was an attempt at one of those before the scope became expanded
>>152921949True dathttps://files.catbox.moe/bw4sut.mp4
>>152921919To rather expand on the ideas. Jade, but especially John. Cling onto ideals as a way to understand the world. John relys a lot on movie cliches, and even jade thinks in terms of how the world "should be"So a lot of the drama is how much they flip flop from giving into their base desires and attraction to each other. And their desire to have that "stability" of the sibling relationship they think they should have. and how much that can stress each other. Add on a hint of davesprite completely fumbling jade. And john not able to handle all the hormones and desire for romance being all cooped up on the boat. Drama a plenty. There's more things to think about but I won't yap your ear off
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>>152921919>>152922125This sounds really good, looking forward to seeing the end result
I love thinking of fucking epic Bec Noir scenes. If I worked for the Homestuck company I would go up to Andrew in his comical wide pinstripe suit on the winding upper balcony and show him my sketches, color concepts and ideas for his badass moments, against kids and otherwise
>>152922221Fascinating to see that people still draw characters Like This in AD 2026, I'd have thought they'd have been long since driven into extinction
>>152922221half of these look good and thats itfuckin hell
Personal fav, cute
>>152922087Oh my god. That sets it. I think They both would have the funniest friendship ever. I really don't see Vriska falling in love or being matesprits with anyone but the closest thing she could be is a black (kinda flushed on Jonh side??) Moiraigilance with John.
>>152922656What the heck is happening here? Is just The Jesus Christ of Nazareth separating John and Karkat from a fight?
>>152922672Big J getting that faggot devil away from karkat our king our true child.
>>152922672Dave* I meant. Damn I'm confused today.
>>152922631>I really don't see Vriska falling in love or being matesprits with anyoneJust combine John and Tavros into one character and she'll absolutely try to turn that guy into her flesh dildo.
>>152922631Nah man I think the only person who she can fall in love with is John. He is so completely open and willing to accept her for who she is , not just some idealized better version of her. But the version of who she is RIGHT NOW, that she would feel the drive and the motivation to change for the better like nothing else. And this infectious drive would even be transfered back to John as he becomes better through Vriska. An infinite feedback loop leading to the beast versions of themselves
>>152922688lel
>>152922656Not canon, Jesus loves davekat
>>152922706I honestly doubt that Vriska can fall in love or even let herself fall in love with anyone considering everything that happen until the end of the comic. But that is just my opinion. You can believe she can be happy with John. Its your otp and it feels right by you. And I also think they are cute together. But I rather stay on my Realistic lane. If I rather go in this path of drawing or writing about them someday.
>>152922734Nice try mossad agents, you can't gaslight me.
>>152922758Davekat alone as it is now is evil considering everything that happened between karkat and his other trolls mates and was pushed under the rug. All his quadrants...
>>152922706yeah but picrel destroys my heart.. its like he doesnt even remember her.
>>152922805Omg sorry i meant reply here>>152922734
on the topic of davekat, davekat sucks made this image
>>152922829All of John's bitches in one image
>>152922696Oh that would be Beyond Canon Tavvy. Hm. Hell Tier Vriska Kinda flirting with lil Tavvy. So evil. But so nice...
>>152922829>davekat sucksoh hey look its that one retard on tumblr making equally retarded edits!aint it cute (not really, if you cant handle chubby terezi or jane go hang yourself for our convenience)
>>152922845I dont see Dave in there......Neither Caliborn lel.
>>152922734>jesus>loving a ship personally created and favored by a mentally challenged trash artist of serpentine extraction aka the fucking demiurge himselfI'M NOT FALLING FOR YOUR DIRTY TRICKS YOU VILE SERVANT OF YALDABAOTH
>>152922878Well Dave is his woman, not his bitch. You put a ring on that shit.Caliborn's a back alley crack whore.
>>152922753>>152922807I'm taking a hard stance right here and saying that this scene is character assassination on johns part. Hussie is a bad writer who I hate. And him killing the ship makes me very very angry. He dropped it because he knew if they were allowed to be together a lot of their problems would be fixedSpider8reath can never and will never be endgame because of how completely and thoroughly Andrew hussie destroyed Vriska as a character. Turning her from my favorite and most interesting into the worst most terrible mary sue ever. I hate her. Before Vriska died/cascade and the time skip happened. John could have saved her. After she comes back...it's a lost cause. On both ends And that's a shame
>>152922894so you hate the shit ship because people tell you to hate it... ok..would you jump off a cliff if the davekat haters told you to anon? very important question
Do you guys think John's a protestant or a catholic?
>>152922867>Oh that would be Beyond Canon Tavvy.Valid option but also Jake "Golly gee i love adventure and blue harlots" English is right there.
>>152922978I think he's my daddy~ John~ Bless me all over my fat fucking tits.
>>152922998yk confessions booths arent for that ...3:B
>>152922998Same....?
>>152922983I'm not sure how receptive Vriska would be to a hope player and Jake in general. Unlike John. Jake isn't someone who is receptive to change, challenge, or anything like that. Furthermore he actually prefers to be comfortable and happy. Idle. The opposite of what Vriska likes. I feel like Jake would have to undergo a rebirth of character in order to appeal to Vriska. Or maybe it would be vriska who undergoes such a radical reinvention
>>152922931The Smile On my face hurts my cheeks.John's Hunger is Unstopable.
>>152923095Caliborn has the flattest ass btw, John just has no taste in cakes (pun intented)
>>152922978No idea. I'm pretty sure he isn't christian since he doesn't believe Jesus is real. Realistically he is atheist. But he is a God himself so *shrugs* doesn't matter much.
>>152923127;--; you made me think of Caliborn Stupid Bony Ass how dare you.
>>152923127let caliborn discover the magnificence of alchemized botoxthen you'll see how caked up he can be
>>152922973No, I've always thought it was a bad ship that blatantly reeked of pandering to fujos like that bitch ipgd(may her womb be barren) who just wanted to the dollies of the boys they liked to kiss even though the two had next to no meaningful interactions aside from that one time they were scribbling dicks in a book while fighting over tereziThe fact that in-universe this pairing only exist BECAUSE caliborn/LE aka an evil retard with comically abhorrent taste aka not!demiurge willed it into existence is just a hilarious cherry on top.
>>152923144I meant more in the cultural sense what his family background would be. I'm leaning towards protestant, it would fit Dadbert's simplistic sensibilities more.
>>152923245Aww. Dad egbert surelly would be a simple protestant man. Considering if he was raised by Nana and Nana had such faiths.
>>152923272Also Nanna being raised by a southener, it just makes sense.
>>152923272I don't think he and nana would like frequent church and such yk.
>>152918928Liked and notifs are enabled. Will be following this shit religiously, thank you Crowpiss.
>>152923197Caliborn has no ass, Lord English has cake for days. The duality of man.
>>152916182Fell asleep before I saw this sorry anon. If you're still here could I get a uhhhh low shot looking up at him showering while playing with his hairy pussy?Please?
>>152923296>Lord English has cake for days.STOLEN VALOR!STOLEN VALOR I SAY! you wanna know who those glutes belong to? thats fucking right, my goat equius, because without arquius in himhe wouldnt have those magestic muscles...fraud english larping his muscle gain...
I'm thinking in John with that black bunny ears thingy and wearing nothing but black panties, knee high white socks and black tapes crossed in his nipples. That is evil how I come with such lewd image out of nowhere.
>>152923348if i draw this do you want him hard or soft in the panties.
>>152923318>Muscle influencer and bodybuilder Lord English has been exposed for taking steroids and perfromace enhancing drugs
>>152923354soft please. i was thinking in draw it for myself but would be nice to see your take in this idea anon :^)
>>152923362own that fraudLE only has borrowed muscle
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>>152923405the shoes bro., love the shoes
>>152923405GOD DAMN
>>152923405Yep that was in the vibe of what i want to draw. I'm gonna save it for reference later. thanks.
>>152923405now put caliborns green ass in thatidc if he's flat, i like how embarrased he'd be
>>152922978probably some shit like Lutheran
>>152923036Most of what you've said also applies to Tavros and this sure as hell didn't stop Vriska from being into him even if the way she expressed her attraction to him was a complete shitshow. For better or worse she just seems to have a thing for dweeby guys she can treat as her personal pet projects and turn them into her ideal partners even if they are not necessarily into it(which likely might make her even hornier). Yes, Jake has some flaws John does not have and that is precisely the point. If we alchemized John and Tavros into one guy, we'd get Jake with both of these guys' strengths and flaws, having a little bit of Tavros that Vriska is into but John lacks, and a little bit of John that Vriska digs but Tavros would never have.
>>152923313okay, quite demanding but i think i can do it
>>152923525hmmmm faiiiir. thats sound logic,It all truly depends on the person writing it and what they do. but i support this jake x vriska
>>152922978>white middle-class suburbanite living near SeattleIf we had to pick anything at all then he'd most likely be a mainline protestant.
thats it? THATS THE UPDATE! THAT WAS JUST 4 PAGES AND A WRITING LENGTH COMPARABLE TO A MIDDLESCHOOL ESSAY!!
>>152923864yup!see you in 5 months or so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HljuZ0VllBM
which update, who?
>>152923941i think they are talking about beyond canon.
>>152923978(me)no nvm i have no idea what they are talking about.
>>152923915Mating press the Tormii
>>152923941Andrew just updated the Rape Act as a new Act 6 intermission.
>>152923864GRRRRRRRRRRRRR AUSTIN BETRAYED US!!!
Need to rape him
>>152924227you treat that bouy nicely...
What with all the rape??? I want to make concensual lovely eager Sex with my bitches!!! not rape!! Love!!!
>>152923348https://files.catbox.moe/10f0wq.jpgheres john in nothing but panties and thigh high socksi took the liberty of making him a bit chubby,
>>152924403Very bueno
>>152924353It’s the creative decision of Andrew. He wanted to make a resurgence with his vision in solitude as a contrast to Act 6 being so engaged with the audience, and rape meant the most to him. I respect his important work in progress
>>152924227It's not a want. It's a need.
>>152923941>>152923978>>152923992Vast Error. They made a whole show last friday about being back and having new team members and patreons having access to early updates and what not.
>>152923405holy shit did you draw this anon im going to kiss you on the mouth
>>152924594>patreons having access to early updatesyeah cuz fuck your regular fans amirite?lmao what a joke, 1 update every blue moon but plz keep paying
>>152923313finished it anon you here to see it?>>152924403oh crazy timing i just finished a request as well
>>152924836lemme swee
>>152924683I don't see a problem with patrons getting early updates. Everyone will see it but it's just a bit early for people who feel like supporting you financially.It would however be fucked up if they stick to the established Year long hiatus, 100+ pages, year long hiatus model rather than switching to regular updates like every other fanventure does.
>>152924836I am yeah. Thank you anon!
>>152924856>regular updates like every other fanventure does.only change they'd have to do to make ve relevant
>>152924850https://files.catbox.moe/6itvrn.pnggot really ambitious with the posing but i think i did nice
>>152924870YEEEEEAHEHEHEHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS THANK YOU ANON
>>152924836i had fun drawing chubby john
>>152924870Good shit, Anon, good shit
>>152924870good job anon! i like your work
FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRLI FELL IN LOVE ONCE AND ALMOST COMPLETELY
Investing all my stocks into Danicoin before her fanventure gets big.
>>152925421She is cute, which generates inherent value
>>152925486we should hug jade and make her feel better
>>152925486Imagining a world where all Homestuck fan content unlike this is Illegal.
>>152924403Oh my, you make john rather delectable. I've said this before to you but you really should compile all your works to one place for easy finding. Personally becoming the underdog of the homestuck/smut scene. You should open commissions once you feel confident enough someday, there is an untapped market for that kind of stuff.>>152923405Also this is really hot as well. Sauce?I guess I find John hot because he reminds me of myself but cuter.
>>152925714high praise. appreciated my friend. I just wanted people to see my vision of jegbert
>>152925927You're welcome. After 5 years of endless ooc trash, it feels rejuvenating seeing some fresh normal stuff. Also I've done Egbert once in /aco/ a while ago.
There is a lot of Johnlust happening in this bread
>>152926130It's funny how I'm normal when I'm the shotacon fuckin freak show. I guess that goes to show how much crappy June art and such art has completely ruined the scene. Also I gotta see that>>152926182Good boy. Best friend
>>152926182Yeah the bread....And butter
>>152926218Imo all of the hyper fetish freak stuff is far weirder than a character who is young (which homestuck already contains). But here is the art I've made of John. Very amateurish. Want to maybe do Jade when I'm not busy. https://baraag.net/@LicentiousWarden/115737608645520919
WAKE UUUUUUUUUP
Andrew just got Gamzee tossed out of a bedroom honking. The normal viewer assumes he attempted rape (Terezi?) but a smuppet is clinging to him, alchemized with one of his horns, while he is in fact the victim of the honking inanimate assailant. So subversive!
me when korpus
I think i should say it here now and ill probably reiterate later. But i am going to be jumping around the timeline a LOT when making this prospitcest story. Mainly because i am very very spontaneous, and kind of write as i go. I think ill be able to piece together a cohesive narrative in spite of this.As of now this third chapter covers events on day number 70 of the trip. 2 months have past. The first month was spent creating "normalcy" and a rhythm and a status quo for john jade and the ship they now traveled on. And the second month was john and jade slowly opening themselves up to change, mostly by the will of their hormones and (in the context of this story) their old crushes on each other being brought to light. Day 70 follows them already kissing, a couple times in fact, and equally as many times having moody conversations about it, which i shall cover in future chapters to fill out the timeline. So this chapter expresses them trying, although subconsciously to act as a medium between "were just siblings who do wholesome stuff only!" and "we are making out desperately with each other." And the best vehicle is a beach night with plausible deniability for everyone involved. fulfilling both of their desires for romance in their lives without being up front about it. Chapter 3 is done, just needs to be proofread tomorrow and ill link it in the next thread. So have a nice night everyone!
Crowpiss if you're here I just want to say I read Mass Appeal and he looks a bit gay.
>>152927724>Pierced ears>A bit
>>152927724Mating Press until he's quivering on the bed.
>>152927744What, the bibrow didn't give it away?
gn hsg
Drawfag anon is back on Whiteboard, chads. In retrospect I could have lasted just two hours in the making of this one, but heh. Here we go. Bask in the glory of an Archelogically accurate God King of Egypt. Jake edition
>>152927823We Wuz Godtiers n Shiet
>>152923820And later on becomes Catholic or OrthodoxAlthough he´s a Xilennial so.... At best he remains prot, or just bexomes Catholic. Or... oh who am I trying to sham?! He´s most probably become atheist or something.
>>152923215A.. Makes sense. I thought that Calliope would have made Davekat canon since she´s the stand in for the tumblrite side of the fandom.But let´s speak in more serious tems... What is exactly a Demiurge, and how does Lord English fit the label?I´m still don´t getting Gnosticism enought, so I´d like help here. A Demiurge is basically a Divine entity that has more or less created a false reality in wich everyone is subservient to it, right?
>>152927841He´s white tho. He lives for the larp (He loves the Ten Commandments)Honestly I couldn´t think of any other mythology for him. I just repeated Egyptian because Jade was egyptian too :T
>>152927823>Gets killed by Dirk and thrown into the river>Jane rezzes him, but he's now missing his junkEgyptian mythology is hilariousNever ask Dirk about his favorite salad dressing
good night HSGhave an Out Of Context screencap of my pesterlogs.
>>152927928So.... Tavros is Horus here?
>>152927937>davesprite using a period
>>152903727such a great expression
Could have been playing Silksong.... or any other game on my steam backlog... yet there he is. Here we are. The one and only.Budha Dirk. SPecifically Fudō Myō-ō. The perfect deity to complement good ol´ Samurai Dave.Anyway... Hope you enjoy this one HSG.
>>152928082>I fucked up the hand..... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Should we breed highblood males?
>>152928165in the form of rape, yes
>>152927867>A Demiurge is basically a Divine entity that has more or less created a false reality in wich everyone is subservient to it, right?More or less. There is actually a family of gnostic cosmogonies, but one of the more famous variants most people talk about poses the existence of a superior and flawless divine realm in which the demiurge was created through a cosmic mistake, and afterwards he created a shitty universe that is mostly material and with just little bits of good divine stuff from the superior realm or, in other words, OUR universe all we reside in. In some interpretations the demiurge is an actively malevolent piece of shit, in others he's merely an ignorant retard that doesn't even know there is a superior realm beyond his domain. One way or another the result is the same: he created this shitty flawed universe full of suffering and misery. The cosmogony of gnosticism and homestuck setting might be pretty damn different, but parallels between the Demiurge and Caliborn/Lord English, both in terms of personality(evil? just an imbecile? Definitely a shit-tier creator for sure) and LE being the ultimate author of the setting of Homestuck which ended up going to shit near the end(intentionally, by his design) seem pretty obvious to me.
>>152928165No.
>>152924595Nah, I wish I could draw like that>>152925714Here's the artist, it seems like their other account where they posted that pic got nuked or something but it is the same artisthttps://xcancel.com/C4rmydumps/media
Janedave would've been canon if hussie knew how to write.
Limp Bizkit Troll.
>>152927464does this arouse the korpus
(Yeah)
>>152929165I don't think 16 year olds should be drawing stuff like this.
>>152929084Would Dave be able to satisfy Jane's latent dominatrix tendencies?
>>152927724He is my self insert and i feel myself becoming more straight and chud by the minute. But not less fabulous.
>>152929172you dont say, i checked the @ and first thing they add is "minor"idk, its weird content to draw *and* post publicly
>>152929193Yes :D
Even if there's no way to stop them from drawing this stuff young people need to be taught internet safety again so they don't post it online and expose themselves to harm like this.I see so many kids casually posting risque artwork in open spaces that at this point their own ignorance is a major factor in why they're getting groomed.
I like this cover. This is a nice fucking cover.
>>152929470yeah, actual weird followers gonna result from posting that, not gonna bother saying it wouldnt happen
>>152929470I can't wait till they're old enough that the jobs they apply for look this shit up.
>>152929527I don't give a shit about the job prospects they have I'm more worried about them getting molested.
let next thread be jade botanical garden theme
Next thread question should be about what our favourite Brolee moments were.
can we make the next thread about cool alchemy stuff
>>152929627I never considered Porrim having hella ass, only big tits.Not very feminist of me...
>>152929635not very feminist indeed anon
>>152929605oooh. actually this is way cooler. seconded it.
>>152929640Rose being a awesome mother
>>152929640ROSE NO
>>152929715no? whats she gonna do??? chip a nail?????
SOMEONE BAKE THE THREAD
I could make a thread but I don't feel like it...
>>152929470People are mystified why Discord wants to implement age gating on content right up until they see what the kids are postingNobody is teaching them basic internet safety
>>152929984>>152929984>>152929984new
>>152929917>why are the black kids getting addicted to crack? Nobody is teaching them basic drug safety!>why are the kids losing their fingers in the loom mills? Nobody is teaching them basic machine operations!>why are the kids getting addicted to cigarettes? Nobody is teaching them basic smoking safety!I don’t think you offer a real solution. I doubt you even have a decent model of “internet safety”
>>152928022In my defence it was midnight and I was writing bullshitThis is why we proofread the next morning. And thankfully I will.(Typos will inevitably slip through the cracks anyway so I beg for forgiveness in advance.)
>>152930218RetardWe are lucky as hell nothing happened to us back in the days before everything got archived online