redeemed editionQOTT: What kind of stuff would you alchemize in the game?previous: >>152903727
>>152929984>QOTT: What kind of stuff would you alchemize in the game?Voodoo doll pocket pussy
Meatjade cumming inside meatroxys bit pussy...
>>152930252*boy pussyFUCK.
>>152929984>QOTTProbally a infinite Bowl of Ice Cream. Some friends who love ice cream would love it.
>>152930281But how would you go about making it?
>This first repliesSTOP GOONING FOR PUSSY!! its 11AM damn it!!!
>>152930291The fun part is when I figure out how to set it to Random Paradox Space Wide Linking that switches every 2 minutes
>>152929984>QOTT: What kind of stuff would you alchemize in the game?iron man shit 100%idc if god tiering gives me flight, the armor looks cool as hellwhat if i make one out of a v8 or some shit? roaring like a mustang thru the skies in a suit of armor with motor parts sounds amazingman i love alchemy
>>152930287Hmmmmmm Gonna pick a Bowl of Ice Cream that has a Lid for it. An Wormhole that is around a programmed with a vortex type of mechanization that is connected in a land/dimenssion of infinite ice cream, wich this mechanization is programmed..... anyway i would put this all in the alchemetizer gizmo and put the punch cards in there and BAN!!Infinity Ice Cream Bowl!!! Sustaince for Millenias.
>>152929984whiteboardhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514magma: https://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152930558>26HAHAHEEHEEHOOHOOHA
autopraxis...
>>152930621Jess nips...
>>152930642(boobs)
>>152929984I would totally alchemizer a witch hat to make my look be totally completed. .Other than that, if we have the grist we should be able to just make whatever my whims desire. Like idk I'll make myself a cool mecha why not.
>>152930653Who's the artist btw :-p
>>152930665@chris0001110 on twitter
>>152930676Thank you :D
>>152927615>>152927937posting these for convenience GOOD MORNING HSG I HOPE YOU ARE ALL WELL
>>152929984could i lowkey alchemize a pussy for me? i think that would be great
>>152930702Organs are valid targets, Dave could have alchemized his own barin but it was too expensive
I liked homestuck when it was happening.Now I don't. But I'm man enough to admit it.While a whole lot of you are HARLOTSEach, and every single one of youHARLOTS! HARLOTS!
i need to impregnate Jane.
I wanna fuck anon's butt while they impregnate their waifu
>>152930794is anon...le boy gregners now?!'1!?
>>152930794washed, or unwashed?
>>152930621That is a troon who i would never ever have sex with. Nope not even as a top.
>>152930621I want to have sex with her is her fanventure ongoing?
>>152930853wow anon, you seem to have a very fragile self worth!have you tried men?
>>152930871it updates pretty consistently and the creator has a discord tooits pretty funny and has cool s pages
>>152930873Men dont lie to me and are more fun to break. Also please. Fragile sense of self worth. The irony.
>>152930820nta but if it unwashed then im rimming it. wha who said that?
>>152930898idk anon you seem to lack the ability to fuck hot girls
>>152930558That image. You are on thin ice with this.
>>152930945
>>152930916So you’re definitely fucking hot girls right?
>>152931014totally anon
On god we have to fuck jade Harley All of usAt once.
>>152931076Now you're thinking with portals!
>>152931050This trans ally is fucking hot bitches and basically im fucking stupid. I cant recover from this…
Giantess Jade
>>152931183This jade is so unbelievably cute.
>>152931183Giantess usually isn't my thing but this is hot
>>152931183The way this fandom sleeps on the fact that Jade has literal shrink/grow powers for ANYTHING and just...never does anything with it.
>>152931162jess is hot, porrim is hottwo on my dick is better than one anon
I want anons to give me 50 US dollars each. Who is with me ???!!
>>152929984I think I could Alchemize my Guitar and my PC together. Or jsut my Switch and my PS4. At this moment I can´t think a lot of neat weapons... dang.Best I can think of right now is to alchemize my mom´s knives with the new plunger or even alchemize my bible to my sketching book in the hopoe I can make a magic sketchbook or somethingRegardless. I think It´d be mad fun
>>152931461i will give you all of my money if you help me kill myself
Allright here we go. THe hand is fixxed.
>>152930794Anon I think we will have to either put on PRISON or chemically neuter you. Seriously this is it!!! You can't go on wanting to sex anons like that.
>>152931505.... I wanna kill myself... should have deleted the other image...
>>152931498Good Ide- Waaaaait. Is that you? Dirk Strider? Hah. Good try Mister. No no ya ain't going to have the easy way out. Not while I'm here. You better put into working in this stupid timeline you put yourself into and start being a decent human.
>>152931490>jsut my Switch and my PS4what if you combined all modern consoles + a pc? also you could finally make the wii phone
>>152929984shitty whiteboard doodle
>>152931183>the cloud right next to the armpitI know what your doing.
In the continuation of my re-read of this god forsaken comic. I think the plot is already starting to feel all about slow and more night novel like in the act 5 act 2. The decision to make Terezi and Vriska puppeting John and Dave paths is. Okay I guess? I would love more if these two girls just stop this scheming since this won't matter much anyway and plot in how to access the kids session already, Maybe being in person to help them progress the game would be more fun but that is just me. We are getting close to the "Big Twist" After all. Better brace myself. I think this is the signal point of Hussie just not caring much for the big cast he put into the plot and finding a easy lazy way to turn stuff interesting. By turning a not so worked into character and turning him into a (Not that Reasonable) Villan because this is the only way Any character can be interesting to write in his point of view I guess. Who cares about nuance and such just kill them and move on...
>>152931619More Like Gold Doodle. Nice Aradia anon!
>>152931318Hussie forgot cause he's a hack fraud
>GT: i do not think>GT: therefore i do not αmIf I were a little gayer he would be my spirit animal
>>152931656Hope you've read all these pages with Hussie's commentary enabled.
>>152931782I think rereading with fresh eyes and going back for commentary is more advisable. >>152931656One the subject. I feel we should give a little credit to hussie for managing to write such good dynamics between the kids and their patron trolls.Cause act 5 act 2 definently feels as if it's building to something. Which isn't something you can really ever say for the comic before or after.It feels like a normal story where characters are faced with challenges and grow into better people along the way. And hussie still manages to be subversive with rose and Dave not fully commiting to their hero quests. It's the peak of the series imo. Murderstuck is....divisive. but I think given the circumstances I think it was the overall right move. At least to get rid of characters who would never have development. It's either that or they just fade into the background and never get brought up again. I would be less angry if sollux and aradia stuck around tho.
>>152929984>QOTT: What kind of stuff would you alchemize in the game?Would make the dubstep canon a real thing just for fun. Make a wicked suit that morphs like symbiote.Use and an elaborate sequence of achemizing with my Makima figurine and make her into a real android sex doll companion.And a cool hat
>>152931948Symbiote clothes are cool But given how the captchacards work you can really swap outfits whenever you want. It's even easier if you have a wardrobifier.
>>152931983True but that less fun
>>152931823>It's either that or they just fade into the background and never get brought up again.I would be fine with this if the characters suddenly had 0 survival instinct for the conveniance of having them die. Still nowhere near as bad as most plot points that follow.
>>152931519You post like the plug you're sitting on is making you ache for the real thing.
>>152932039Honestly the *how* of how the characters die is actually pretty fine. Equius dies cause he is an idiot fetishistic loser who could never overcome his own weirdness. Nepeta died out of love. Eridan died cause he's evil. Feferi is the only one where it feels like "oh wow she's just stupid"Tavros died cause he was too stupid to try to call in help, because of his black and white views of justice, and his overconfidence in himself. And of course Vriska died cause she's evil.
>>152931782I Don't think I will do it so soon. Maybe in the future. But Not Now. I'm afraid i will get really angry reading his smug pseudo intellectual ass as much I already read some fragments of his explanations. I really think he turned into a lazy hack troll mid point of the comic. And I would rather respect him way more if He actually cancelled the comic for absence of passion Than to keep going and doing the most luke warm ending I've ever seen for such a easy to resolve problem That He Himself created in the first place. Or maybe you know give some input and let other people help him write and receive some feedback. But the comic is over and is not good and this is a lesson for me to not commit such error in my own stuff.
>>152931823I still think there was no build up to murderstruck. That is the major problem for me. Its just don't man. Everything after that feels like devoid of passion and i just lost interest in the story. Cuz it leads to nothing.
>>152932149No fat bitches allowed.
>>152932067eeeeeew gross. that was just a joke but now you are making it weird.
>>152932149Please Please Please Please marry me aradia megido. pleaaaase.
>>152932154Oh no your completely right. Hussie woke up one day and decided half the cast needed to go now. And so he did. It sucks and was a terrible desicion both on timing and on execution. .But on a technical level I don't object to it. Because hussie was kind of retarded for introducing 12 characters with no plan on how to write them out before shit actually go done. Maybe if some of the trolls died *during* hivebent. Shit could have been more manageable. But he wanted to keep up the theme of the kids thinking theyre perfect until everything falls apart. Or idk. Just wait to do murder stuck a little while so you can say that shit up?? Maybe????
>>152932154A big part of murderstuck, I think, was how it was presented at the time. Posts would come in bursts every few hours for a few days, liminal shots coming in groups or hanging on haunting panels for a few hours. The threads here were moving like they were watching a live event, which they were I guess but y'know like there was an EVENT going on.
>>152931549why does nobody want to kill mefuck just kill me pleaseplease im ready to go. take all my money. take all my possessions. please?
>>152932327nope. you seem lonelly anon. I think what you need is to have friends. you also make me really sad for talking about it so much :c there is no reason to die.
the scissoring WILL happenBILLIONS WILL SOP UNCONTROLLABLY ToThttps://files.catbox.moe/0hg6ua.png
>>152932385It's really heartbreaking how easily teenagers get groomed into making shit like this
>>152932504That is the end game guys. Its writed in the stars.
>>152932385the fact a minor made this is just wrongand the topic :/
>>152932504THE PLAPPED
>>152932512Do you honestly think that teenagers have no libido of their own and require adults to convince them to draw sexual or suggestive things?
>>152932222THAT IS THE FUNNY THING. I COULD BE GOOD. as you said. the reason to want to narrow down the active characters is totally reasonable and can be done. If well planned and made with care!!you totally get it. Im planning, out of the cost my own sanity and energy, to write an AU in Gamzee PoV in how the murdering or the unevitable departure lf the characters could go, without doing so much character assassination per say, and still fix some stuff that I really wanted to be highlighted before my fav characters could go on their own solo journey.
>>152932512>It's really heartbreaking how easily teenagers get groomed into making shit like thisSucks but I remember writing teen titans smut when I was 15 so I am no better.
>>152932385The most important thing is that the kid who drew it already has great taste while your average HS fan around that age is a turbopleb
>>152932571Crazy idea but I don't think teenagers should publicly post art thats meant to sexualize and normalize incest to an audience of other teenagers
Minors are naturally going to be interested in sexual content when going through puberty but that doesn't make it ok to post it publicly and engage with adults online. Now stop talking about it.
SO has this roleplay been inspired by that one anon's religious fancomic? You're all getting your jollies today pretending to be moral and pure?
>>152932725Totally normal response to getting less access to porn by minors
If I was a teenager again and actually bothered learning to draw at that age I'd just not reveal it while drawing the degen shit I was already into back then and once I turned 18 I'd make a grand revelation to make people following me short-circuit because they wouldn't know how to wag their finger at me.I'd be funny I think.
>>152932725The shota/loli makeout comic did not cause this.
>>152932504I almost wrote something really bad and offensive Oh Boy thank god i didnt do it.
>>152932847Say it anon
>>152932847Ooh someones being a bad boy.
Every time they draw Porrim and Aranea I forgive them a little bit more...shits hot.
>>152932587another thing is how stupid and boring the ending is, in the fact that it is basically just like, the whole murderstuck plot just stopping. if you wanted to end murdertstuck with a bang, heres an idea. How about, GAMZEE VS ERIDAN.their both villains, both of the ancestors fought in the past. So perhaps you could have eridan kill gamzee, or gamzee kill eridan. And the last person standing can be talked down by the power of Karkat acting as their moirail. Personally i would prefer gamzee die, cause hes a nothing character, and Eridan is important. This would also fufil the eons old plot thread of the grand highblood killing dualscar. Eridan could literally take Gamzees place in homestuck and nothing would change, you would just have to make eridan slightly more active in the creation of english, in some misguided hope of eliminating english, hes actually creating him, like Rose did with the green sun. and then at the end of homestuck he can redeem himself by being instrumental in the ACTUAL destruction of lord english.
>>152932962>GAMZEE VS ERIDAN.that pseudo-grimdark (i dont think it was comfirmed but he looked grimdark) eridan with that overpowered AND ranged science wand is soloing gamzeeno doubts about itwhatever would happen after is the question
>>152932962Exactamundo! Gosh you get it!! And yeah there is so manh ways for the technical endings to be the same but executed in ways to be So Much more satisfying! I agree more in the Eridan Highlight part. It would be awesome for him to be the key to both create LE and to destroy it later. Like Rogue In X-Men Evolutioj if you get the reference!!
>>152932864I would call the author a bad word and that would be really mean. I don't think I can do it :/
>>152932693I love minors its why i read homestuck
>>152932990karkat talking down eridan after he has finished fulfilling his actual destiny with the power of eridan having a pale crush on karkat, and finally being happy to have a pale romance instead of feeling boxed in, would probobly be enough to calm Eridan down. Which is fine. The problem with karkat subduing gamzee is that theres no climax to the arc it just fizzles out. Karkat calming eridan down would be a falling action.
>>152932962>mfw i realize this could pave the way for roxidanKeep cooking anon, I'm here for it.
>>152933027i have to agree, literally giving any of the murderstuck victims an arc while killing off gamzee is better than what happened in the mainline comic lol
>>152932533sensitive ass chuds will piss their pants and scree over hormonal teenagers drawing boobs as if there's not children being trafficked every day. pathetic
>>152932512>Most loyal stooge of Peter Thiel award
>>152933026>I love minorsniggas a diddyahhblud map?
>>152933079https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=178Zb0D9xJ0
stop talking about real kids i dont caaaare for it. Werent we gonna talk about alchemy? Lets do that instead!!
>>152933039oh my god your right it could *gasp* man thats cool as hell
>>152933108Alchemizing pizza with a pie to make pizza pie.
>>152933057dw epsteinfag, all the young homestuckies are for you
>>152933120Alchemizing ChocoMilk with Blender and Void Powers to make infinite MilkShake Blender machine!!man im hungry im gonna catch sum grub.
>>152933057its more like how i wish children hid themselves away from my eyes and public eyes. Because kids are annoying.
>>152933144infinitely regenerating drink is one of those dream items i wish i had. Especially for a long session. another thing i would make is probobly like a flying ship/ computer station. So i could fly around easy peasy and text at the same time. It would be useful. Another useful idea is getting the space player to make teleporter wrist bands. When you press it you are instantly teleported to the space player, good for desperate escapes, or for when you need access to the space player.
I wanna make a hologram buddy guide of sorts but with an assortment of characters. They would be able to manifest themselves. Would have to make sure I alchemize the HS book into the mix so at the very least know how the game works if I get lost in my session. Actually I would be way more fun if the AI characters are all active at the same time so everyone would have an input as I play.
i somewhat consistently fantasize about vriska serket calling me a stupid dyke and telling me to cut deeper. sometimes while i cut myself i think about her lauging at me and telling me what a pathetic pussy bitch i am for not going deeper. i think about her calling me her little cis whore and get butterflies in my tummy. i dropped out of college and i've been neet for 5 months now. is there any hope for me or should i actually do it this time
While Gamzee is hardly my favorite I cannot accept anyone trying to "fix" murderstuck by killing him off. Stop half-assing it and have everyone survive or go home.>BUT MUH HUSSIE TURNED HIM INTO A PLOT DEVICEOkay, and how is undergoing one of the most drastic character assassinations in the comic specifically Gamzee's fault? Trying to salvage other characters by killing off a tween boy with shit circumstances(latchkey kid who got into drugs to cope and also undergoing a crisis of his religious faith, the very same faith everyone but Tavros has been endlessly shitting on through the story) just because Andrew's hack writing pissed you off rubs me the wrong way.
>>152933248I for one. think the clown is funny and should had a nice romantic moment with tavros before the inevitable departure.
>>152933242Kanaya...
this is the face lily give you when you show her your penis and its not 13 inches long. Lily is a bratty size queen
>>152933286Anon.....she likes tacos...
>>152933248>Stop half-assing it and have everyone survive or go home.why, so the comic doesnt give any of them arcs? killing off gamzee literally doesnt change anything but hussie had to make him a piece of lord english so he could be around
>>152933291you clearly havent seen the evan image
>>152933177Good idea!! I don't think that before Roxy started playing and training her Void powers that there was much on canon discussion in alchemy. I could be wrong tho, but the main 4 beta kids doing some alchemy based on their aspects on act 5 would be nice.
>>152933242i think you should invest in getting a job. so that way even if you are a neet you can buy things.
>>152933324seconded, imagine all the cerulean blue tentacle dildos you can buy foidnon
>>152933324Yeah! like razors!
>>152933248Were making the best of a poor situation. In a better story hussie would not have introduced 12 characters at once and made them all equally important, forcing him to start killing them off. In a better story, eridan and Gamzee would be a single character, because they both serve the same purpose. Destroyer. How they destroy is different, but that doesnt really matter does it? All of the kids are fucked up, all of the kids deserve better lives. Feferi didnt deserve to be killed by eridan, tavros didnt deserve to be killed by vriska. Even vriska despite everyting, didnt deserve to have a life like this, to lead her to death of her own design. Gamzee is no different, but the fact remains, 2 villains face off, and only one walks away. If murderstuck wanted to be evocative and suprising, then the final act being a face off between two boys, at only age 13, being forced into lives they NEVER wanted.
>>152933335true...
>>152933242>i dropped out of college and i've been neet for 5 months now.That's not really long, I was NEETing(and de facto NEETing, it took me a while to sort things out with the college) for much longer but now I'm employed in a comfy job and posting on /hsg/ while on the clock
>>152933242you can do it :))i believe in you anon, i hope your life gets better
>>152933242been a neet for over 7 years anon. and i want to get a job. still i can make some money time to time, its hard but not impossible. dont worry you will be fine i believe you.
>>152933349stay strong anon
you guys dont have jobs? HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152933387do you, anon?
>>152933387I got laid off back in January....I trying to get a new job for weeks now...
>>152933422good luck with getting a job anon, things will get better!!
>>152933441thx anon
>>152933398yeah. i get money unlike your broke ass ;)
>>152933467post the credit card details so we may corroborate that anon
>>152933490im not gonna do that. i will buy you whatever you want though! as long as it isnt anything that benefits you in a meaningful way, like a house or a car.
>>152929984Jesus would kill them for calling themselves Gods fufufufu
>>152933503give your money as a donation to foidanon...
>>152933503Buy me this
>>152933503horse dildo. do it or you're unemployed and broke
>>152933021Of course. Tridesert is very insecure. Moon however is not and is open season. See was that hard?
>>152933540thats so gross.
Speaking of spending money: I've just wasted 50 bucks on buying two aspect shirts on etsy, Made With Love in some nicaraguan workshop
>>152933242i think you should keep trying to get better.5 months a neet is not bad at all compared to alot of us personally. Job market is full of 'fake jobs' so dont be upset if it takes awhile to find something. Its not anything wrong with you
If I had insane amount of money I you buy(You).
>>152933590would buy** fuck my baka life.
>>152933242
>>152933590you dont need any money to buy (me) love is all i need.
>>152933611Would do me the honor of joining me for a date at Round 1?
I know troll society has slavery but do you think you can buy a lowblood on Alternia or do you have to catch one yourself? I'd totally buy myself a cute bronzie...
>>152933637>>152933611foid love is real
>>152933653Me af at the slave auction. I need slaves for my knock off Troll Nike sweatshop.
>>152933653
>>152933544Ok.I would call him a Hapa. happy? this is stupid.
>>152933637>round 1what that mean?
>>152933719its an arcade, like dave and busters.
>>152933719Round 1s are Arcades anon...
>>152933736what game we playing then?
>>152933798i will wow you all with my galaga high score.
>>152933798RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8-tXG8KrWs
>>152933819Sign me on. I will beat you all.
>>152934131I took this picture of my wife
>>152934142no, i, took this pic of your wifewhich i later railed in the bathroom
>>152934158Wrong, this is the image of me fucking my wife which you took from the cuck chair.
>>152934180wrong, IM fucking both of YOU TWO and terezi is the one who WATCHES
>>152934131hmmmmmm burger. i think rezi would be the type of person to put ketchup on everything
>>152934203hmmmmmmmm
>>152934203Fuckin hell anon you didn't have to bury lead like that, if you wanted to fuck just say so
>>152934203>Terezi>watches
>>152934220kek
>>152934220double cucked it seems. I win again mwahahaha.
>>152934203More like she smells what is happening e_e
Never going to forgive hussie to not make Nepeta and Jade interact and text on screen at least once.
NYCstuck Fags, attention
>>152934432>northeasterner>wanted to go to this>family is gonna drag me out of the state for April so I can't go to thisThe Vriska standee... It calls to me..
>>152934432I can't make to this place but It looks really fun! Hope everybody enjoys!
>>152934500One shot at life, born to miss Vriska Standee......Anon..
>>152934529She's one of the best girls of all time AND THEY MADE THE STANDEE SO FUCKING HOT I SUFFER I NEED HER TO RIDE ME AND GIVE ME NAIZURI WITH THAT SHIT EATING GRIN ON HER FACE GOD DAMN YOU YALDEBOTH AND YOUR THOUSAND TORTURES OF MY SOUL
>>152934560....excuse me? 3.gif ? Are these panels fresh from the oven? Oh my goodness....
>>152934560mini chuddete longing for hot alien scissoring.dont give up lily! you will get it. >>152934578as a matter of fact yes they are
>>152933387I do, but it sucks, much rather be drawing porn for money instead
>>152934591:]
>>152929984>redeemedWhat happened? I have been out ofthe loop since the ending. I wasn’t up to anything new not even Hiveswap and then people started memeing John was a troon killing off any of my interest.Any news? Hope? Proper ending?
>>152934627I think it was just a silly joke because in thread ongoing jokes anon. So far there is nothing new and that exciting about homestuck besides the events and the beyond canon thingies. And the mspfas.
>>152934615That isnt even on the pantreon. What could it be i wonder..honestly i think i will sleep and dream abt the girls kissing that will help
>>152934708
>>152934708"Must stop fantasizing about getting gangbanged by 4chan anons....grrrrr"
>>152933240I love the talksprite artsyle to much it's unreal
>>152934766ye
>>152934627John renounced his sinful ways, accepted Jesus into his heart and became a man of the cloth. AMEN.
>>152934432raffle? to win what?
>>152934822One night with Vibri. Or Hussie
>>152934798Succubus!Vriska falling in love with Priest!John
>>152934720This is me reading this horny ass thread to be honest.
>>152934877This is HOMESTUCK BITCH we stay vocal with our pent up sexual fantasies.Take your sensitive ass back to problem sleuth.
look at his lewd tongue.. so unnecessary.
>>152934899I thought it was called prisounebound.
>>152934939Tomayto tomato, same shitboth have sexy fictional minors and trolls for human relations
>>152934969It was mostly a joke I made hehe. But Yeah I know.
why he sad
>>152935042I forgot to donated to the church. Sorry.
>>152935042too many demons idk
>>152935042Miss his sister.
>>152934131
>>152935255BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
>>152935278this is cute (and very low res) but..did she lobotomize mspar with her robotic arm? why does he have a massive bump :'(
>>152935302Because she loves him so much but sometimes he forgets that and hurts Vriska's feelings so Vriska just removed the stupid naughty useless bits of brain that make him forget he loves her and needs her and now look he's so happy ::::)
>>152935310I need that. Like an karkat i meant. God i need..... the only good thing in that whole beforant design....
>>152935310one of the only downsides about alternia and trolls is that they dont speak a different language than humans so you cant have super sexy foreign sex where one of them starts saying words the other doesnt understand.
>>152935328ouch spray the spider with waterbad vriska, bad!
>>152934899The problem sleuth characters are sexy as well.
I'm quite fond of Nervous Broad.
>>152935400someone drew smut of the problem sleuth gals not too long ago on twitter but idr who at all
I did an example of my mspfa style after a while
>>152935606going for picasso's awfully abstact pieces of art is a very...high effort?
>>152935278so long as she's paying for it, mcdonalds is so expensive now
>>152935676>she has a labubuas expected
>>152935686it came free with her troll happymeal anondont be mean...
>>152935348Why is MSPA Reader so fuckable?
Something i ask myself is the logic of people who say that any depiction of Johnrose is lesbian erasure. it simply does not make sense to me. How can someone erase something in art. It never truly can. You can only create with art not destroy, people can use it offensively but it is not an innate quality of any art, even if it is made with that intention. Is any depiction of John egbert trans erasure. better yet, why do i not see any depiction of a masculine Dirk Strider not considered trans erasure, considering that dirk has equal bits of trans theming around him, as roxy does. Truly i ask these questions because i am confused, i wish i could talk to someone on an even playing field and not have it devolve into shit tossing.
>>152935725Refuse to engage with identitariansIt is not worth your time to engage in the oppression olympics
>>152935716Because the logic for carapacians and Problem Sleuth characters applies to them as well. He also deserved to get laid with all of the trolls.
>>152935716they read all of homestuck, has good troll friends, is a good friend.... who wouldnt wanna fuck em?
>>152935735i know. it just makes me feel crazy. i wanna extend the olive branch, have a real discussion.but people are only interested in gotchas and making other people feel a fool. man i dont even like grimdorks that much, but i feel an urge to defend it against bad faith arguments.
When I've read the friendsim epilogue my mind involuntarily drifted towards imagining Doc Scratch finger MSPAR's asshole, the tips of his pristine white gloves turning brown.Anyway, should I kill myself?
>>152935851Goon before posting
>>152935630It’s going for a nonphysical afterlife theme
>>152935676Eating mah Sandwich while seeing Karkat and Nepeta with burgers yum
>>152935851If u killing yourself stops you comming here saying you want to kill yourself then be my guest
>>152934500Just something about that face
>>152935725Many people(very often yurifags and fujos, funnily enough) get emotionally invested in defending canon gay pairings and canonically homosexual characters because comparatively speaking they're less common across the media than straight characters and straight pairings. It's caused by, for the lack of a better word, resource insecurity due to heterosexuality being a default orientation, default endgame pairings and so on. This is why you hardly see anyone complain about Johndave or Johnkat; if you care about straight pairings in media, you're always eating good no matter where you look, so you're going to get less heated about some fujo out there drawing John getting blown by Dave.It's kinda hard so say how of this is genuine social justice rhetoric because the fate of gay marriage rests in defending gay pairings in some shitty webcomic, and how much is it just a tool to shit on ships you don't like. I always got the latter vive from Davekat fujos insisting Dave is ackchyually gay and not liking Davekat making you a homophobe, it just feels like they're trying to increase the counter of canon gay characters at any cost and to get the hetero Dave pairings out of the way
>>152936197i know. And then you will get tweets saying that if you dont think that davekat works, than you suddenly dont understand homestuck. When i feel i have a pretty decent understanding on how the comic works, and even if they were right, since when did hussies word mean anything. Caliborn rubs me the wrong way, because his existance stands as a counter aurgument to any fandom autonomy at all. He exists as a way to point at anything you dont like and say "you are acting like the villain of the comic, which makes you dumb and stupid". When i dont think anything caliborn does is inherently bad, its just bad cause hes fucking with, in the context of the comic, real people, with real wills and lives. When fucking with fictional characters is nothing of the sort!So writing a story where Rose has a crush on John means im a dumb idiot huh? Ok man. But you totally twisting up johns story and character to go in whatever direction YOU want, not even talking about june egbert here, just how he has been treated and used in the epilouges as is. is totally fine and not fucking asinine? Get the fuck out. I wouldn't be so inflamatory if i had a line of communication to understand their perspective, but from where i stand they look to be as obtuse and stubborn as possible.
>>152936330Eeeh why Vriska is with Dave's Shirt?
>>152936362its hot who cares
to expand further, who is to say that the way hussie wrote homestuck is inherently any better than the way other people want to. How is subverting all of the potential hetero ships established as possible in the story truly enriching of the story, cause for me, setting all those up but giving a half hearted excuse as to why it doesnt work out screams of just a gut punch to the audience, that didnt need to be there. It exists souly as method of making the audience stop in its tracks.Is jade and davesprite not working almost entirely off screen great writing? No! its not! If we got to see it i would sing a different tune. ITs the same problem with all of homestuck! everything interesting about this fucking comic takes place off screen. Hivebent? all off screen. Roxy's transition? Off screen. All the relationships that dont work out? off screen. off screen off screen off screen. And every time the story justifies it with thematics, as if they werent constructed as a way to avoid showing anything. Caliborns master piece, ect ect ect.
>>152936322>And then you will get tweets saying that if you dont think that davekat works, than you suddenly dont understand homestuck.This accusation was always funny to me because homestuck pretty explicitly shows us that ship is favored by an evil petulant retard demon with atrocious taste who shits all over the story, and yet this silly little factoid doesn't seem to ever give them a pause.
>>152934834HOW DO I SIGN UP FOR THE RAFFLE
>>152936322>When i dont think anything caliborn does is inherently bad, Are you socially retarded? Caliborn has sexually harassed also every person he came in contact with.
>>152936522i meant moreso in terms of his creative works. discounting how he interacts with people, because hes the worst. I just want to talk about his art.like being a mega chud and making mega chud media where theres one alpha male who gets all the chicks, and is so cool and awsome. And also having terrible taste in men, and also drawing terribly. Him bending established characterizations a bit or a lot for the sake of the stories he wants to tell. Things of that nature. None of THAT is bad. hes an artist in some weird round about way, he is capable of creation even within his infinite abyss we call a brain cavity.
>>152936197yes, i feel like i just straight need to destroy twitter. i seen someone say that the fefkatdaily account sexualizes feferi while pretending to give a shit about karkat. just fuck off, this would not have been said if it was gay.that just genuinely ticked me off extremelly fucking hard. if you look at picrel and think its sexualizing feferi then you are the problem. genuinely just log off. no one can do anything
>>152936562He is an artist, that's true. And sure putting out dogshit art isn't an inherently evil thing, but it certainly creepy and will inevitably be reacted by other people, that's just consequence of putting yourself out as an artist, john punching caliborn is literally just that a reaction.
and another thing is people projecting everything about themselfs into a character. and THEN making it everyone's deal to follow that HEADCANON that they made."why are you drawing rose white, shes black"like omg bro..
>>152936712It's your duty to bring balance to the artweb, draw the most aryan rose you can ever make.
>>152936707yeah, thems the breaks, of course caliborn is infinitely more retarded and caustic than even the most degenerate HSG user could ever be. So while i stand by my statement as well as agree to yours, i don't even have to be so steadfast. Caliborn's crime was being a creepy and vile person with 0 care for anything in the universe. Not really his shitty art, moreso reflections of that, while still on their own being amoral existences. And that goes double for any of us. Making rose straight as a ruler isn't any more or less moral than making rose the most lesbian lesbian in paradox space. Its just a drawing, or a writing piece. So people making blanket statments about this stuff just rubs me the wrong way, they say it so definitively, as if theres no room for argument, which i feel if anything is the opposite of what hussie is about, hussie is all about talking about the work and figuring out the vagueness, thats why there IS so much vagueness. And even the things that seem to be obvious, the whole point of the story is to interrogate those things even more. so while i think hussie is a god damn hack, who uses that fact as a crutch for his own writing, its still what he believes, and i would assume people like that are too.
I Hope i dont get IP blocked again. Hmmm Lily and Ellith sitting next to a firepit and sharing a blanket. They both resting their shoulders on one another.
Rape trolls
>>152929984>qottI would make a polearm that gets sharper and longer when my enemies fear me
Would /hsg/ screw an olive blooded twink?
>>152936837>would hsg screw an olive blooded twink>half of the trheads are spent lusting over Korpus>2 posts behind this post is a drawing of someone about to rape Korpus (olive blood)yeah i think we all would.
reminder
>>152935725I'm gonna ship whoever I damn well please and there's nothing anyone or anything can do to stop me.
Also I think the Rose and Jaspersprite dialogue was like one of the First in the comic to make me cry. Like, I'am crying right now whie Reading that. Nothing really hits like that. That was so sincera and cute...
>>152936837No actually I don't thi- OF COURSE ID SCREW AN OLIVE BLOOD ARE YOU BLIND?
>>152936850>>152936837>>152936808>>152936861
>>152936893I throbbed
>>152936901these two need to fuck badly
>>152936837yes niggahttps://files.catbox.moe/10abqu.png
>>152936893remember when i said instant ovulation response?yeah well it happened again right now.
>>152936982how do you fuck up a catbox link lol
>>152937030idk catbox is fucking up
>>152936994and remember when i said that i dont have a ovum?i still dont have. another day not ovulating.
>>152936994If only i could get a Guy pregnant instead
I HAVE DONE IT, CHAPTER 3 IS COMPLETED!!!!!!https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-cC_nlTh8voerv8O5-f_X6Kpy6UqBrdzYYohNQwbQZY/edit?usp=sharingPlease tell me what you think, if you ever have the time, thank you and have a good one. (if i mistype something, please forgive me, but also please inform me, because my proofreading skills are terrible, and i also added a lot of shit today anyway.)
Oh h-.....Where did he go?
>>152937134damn john isnt wrong, she is gorgeous
Any news on the show getting picked up?
>>15293727990% chance its just over. No new news as of late.
>>152937134late for me, goimg to read it tomorrow
>>152937349thats just misinformation. they said they are quite literaly working on it
>>152937349I want to show my gf this obscure cringe media but I dont want to readShe liked the pilot
>>152937376also, what happened to you saying youd host the comic in a website?
>>152937134Omg prospitanon This is adooorable!! Reading It right now!!
>>152937411I don't know how to make a website.That's a WIP as of now. No promises. If I do host on a website I'll have to draw a lot more drawings to maintain the ratio of words to text tho.
>>152937404they are making it but animation takes time, just a heads up
FUCK I FORGOT TO DRAW JADES EARS AND TAIL ON SOME OF THEM FUUUUCK ok pretend I did and I'll fix it later.
>>152937395And where did they say that ms. Information?
>>152937585Jade doesn’t need them. Her kawaii animal spirit is in her heart
>>152937795I remember telling some chick that asked me out while class was barely over, and Looked at her with such malice and blurted "I would rather die". idk why I did that but I did. This was during my sophomore. Good times.
>>152937988>the worst thing she can say is "no"
porrim hates trannies
>>152938075she LOVES men (human men)
>>152938087>Porrim x BroI fuck with this
>>152937988How has your dating life been since then?
>>152938087holy fuck that is a powership
>>152938130Dated here and there. I learned what I liked and not liked from relationships, faced heartbreak and pure unconditional love. Sadly I ended my last relationship last year because our schedules were making us drift slowly apart and I didn't want that anymore. Now I am happy as I am, I am not looking for anyone atm, perhaps later this year I'll go out and date.....who knows maybe I'll find love next month at a HS event.
>>152937134Anon do you have an ao3? So i can follow you there.
Cinematic temptations
>>152931571> what if you combined all modern consoles + a pc?In that case I better make my PC portable too. Or else I´d have a very bulky toy.Better have a cybernetical pondering ball that I can use. That sheer power of that thing better grant me Technoquinesis on the long run.
>>152938194unfortunantly not at the moment. i will when i make one.
>>152932149Sollux you greedy motherfucker.How can your skinny ass handle allat?
>>152933590I guess I´d tell you about the shit I like, but I´d clarify that so long as the main token is mutual love, I can do that just fine.But if you want to show good gestures via neat stuff, then I can tell you about the stuff I´d like for a gift. For instance.. old toys I couldn´t have the chance to get.So I can have the chance to share the moment with you.
>>152928363Then we can agree Caliborn is both. He is as evil as he is moronic.Now.. let´s get cerebral now. Gnosticism tired to re-vamp itself with the inclusion of the Christian God duriung that one time. So ... where would a God-simil on Homestuck? A n authentically loving and wise and all powerfull entity that lies beyond Caliborn´s machinations?
>>152938290Yaaay. Thanks I really like how you write slow burn and yearning and the feeling of being a young teen not knowing what to do. Its so immersive. But also really in character! and you know how to use the characters in game skills to progress to the plot and give that extra touch of take back to the canon. Its cool.
>>152938367paradox space itself, and/or skaia. skaia knows all, but it does not and cannot act. It cannot even influence or inspire as Calliope does, all it can be is simply exist as the god of the universe, tthe reason for its past, present, and future existance. Caliborn as lord english opposes all forms of creation and seeks only destruction, making him the opposite of skaia, and alligned with the dersian population, which is why he uses people like Jack for his bidding.
>>152938415thanks. i try to not make them feel too uh, magnetized to each other. obviously this story requires that they already desire and want each other, and that is in itself a twisting of the story of homestuck and its characters, so i just kind of try to keep the manipulation subtle.also while this chapter was mainly from John's perspective, there will be many chapters where it is Jade's perspective. I want to peak back their heads and inspect how they think and process this. And everything it entails.
>>152938304We doom players are just built different
Don't say that
>>152938783Say that right fucking now
>>152938783Don't do that to the boy.
>>152938783Erisol is cringe. Worse than davekat. Read the fucking comic.
you ain't raping me, landwellah!
>>152939153what if we ignore the canon for the sake of hotness.we are all little caliborns
>>152938367The tricky part is figuring out how far down the fractally recursive rabbit hole the game has goneI seem to remember reading a passage that implied that the universes being created and destroyed are a lot smaller than what we'd generally consider a universe to be, with most barely lasting a few thousand years (however long it takes to reach programmable computers from scratch) depending on the success of the sessions they spawn. Even accounting for Skaia's 'probability is just the timeline you're on' shenanigans, the odds that some other group of alien kids destroys the universe by accident is greater than 0 and only gets larger the more inhabitable planets there are. In 2009, Voyager had not yet left the Solar System... It's even entirely possible that the game does not 'shut off' after making the new universe and thus all the supernatural stuff is just a function of the game running in the background prior to the next unlucky bunch of kids finding their copies of the game probabalistically delivered to them in the closest thing Homestuck comes to destiny.All that is to say there is no capital-G god in there, you're watching the demiurge disappear up its own ass while the original pantheon watches infinite variations of the ultimate survivor TV show with buckets of popcorn in the ur-universe
>>152939153
>>152939153I draw what I want*rapes you*
>>152939168We? Who's we?
I'm going to rape Equius.
>>152939206He would cum
>>152939205we, all of usor i guess we could also be calliopes too. but nah if your here your probably a caliborn
>>152939214I prefer my "faps" to be CHARACTER ACCURATE. Don't lump me in with you.
>>152937134Ohhhh yeess at last. I love that swimsuit on Jade so much.It feels like Jade was really not-so-lowkey trying to create a romantic night out with John but he's just so not getting it in typical Egbert fashion. Is this what you were going for? They both want to pretend that they can just be normal, but you don't create moonlit beaches with tropical climate for a platonic mate Jade...
>>152939228i would consider myself similar. i write to be as character accurate as i can, however it is only inevitable i break, cause i am not andrew hussie. It is a goal tho. this is all to say, i also don't mind those who break away completely, if their honest about it,
>>152939168We? What like Nintendo Wii?
I think Rose and Roxy should have had more time to become friends desu.
>>152939235basically. she knew davesprite would bail subconsciously, she wanted to wear a pretty swimsuit, do something romantic and fun. Frankly she hardly cared WHO it was with. when it ended up being john and her, her subconscious treated this as a date, while her conscious mind tried desperately to maintain the delusion of the platonic outing. John himself obviously is totally oblivious to that. He COULD have gone in to kiss her whenever she wanted, and they probably would have had sloppy make outs again. But it didn't happen because he really DID want to try to be "normal friends" with jade.
>>152939288I am sorely tempted to write a whole essay on this topic at the moment but it's like 2am where I'm at, so I'm gonna just say that I think that after the initial ecstatic phase of first getting to know each other, Rose and Roxy would have a bit of a rocky relationship. Roxy would feel like she has to completely overcompensate by being the very best sister-mom to Rose ever and smother her with love and attention, to which Rose would feel overwhelmed by and withdraw, or even retreat back into her passive-aggressive diffusion from when she was younger, still not really being able to believe that Roxy is completely sincere, and not being very good at being on the receiving end of affection (something which could have been quite interesting to explore in the context of Rosemary BUT WHO WOULD WANT THAT RIGHT HUSSIE). Adding on to this the fact that Rose, for all that she loves to rib Dave for his oedipal tendencies, kinda has the same thing going for herself too. I mean she latched onto Kanaya, the Troll whose whole schtick is being the momma bear who fusses and dotes on everyone. She dresses as the Dolorosa for Halloween and has her girlfriend dress up as her mother? Pretty sus coming from little miss Freudian psychoanalysis. I wonder if too there isn't a certain residual jealousy of seeing Dave drop his spaghetti so hard around Roxy that affects her perception of both of them. I never read any of the epilogues, never wanted to, don't know what they do with their relationship though I can safely assume that if they do anything with them at all it's fucking horrible, but there's a whole constellation of Strilonde fuckery that we never got in the comic, and what we did get was pretty weaksauce compared to what we could have had. Oh well, I can dream.
>>152939332Yeah, that pretty much checks out with my read of the situation. Oh John. Jade needs to find a Matthew Mcconaughey film and some boxes of ecto-cooler if she wants to seduce John.
Straight up jarking it to Roxy.
>>152939482i didnt want it to be to glaringly obvious and distract from the fun. Cause it isnt like some fakey fake lame thing that Jade is trying to pull. She knows just as much as john does about being friends with real life people, and even less when it comes to romance. Which is to say absolutely nothing at all. I think the next chapter i get into will cover one of the times where Jade and John get upset with each other, i think im pulling my punches a bit too be honest. What entranced me with the 3 years comic pumpkin spice made, was seeing John and Jade pushed away from their chipper personalities into acting more upset, more willing to be angry, and generally moodier people, which makes sense for teenagers!So yeah i want them to have a real argument, so i hope i can write it well. It will probably be on day 60. So for the first time since the first chapter I shall once again be adapting from the source material.
>>152939468Adding to this, I am a base creature with a terminal case of Strilondecest, so I can't help but imagine a moment where Rose has the epiphany that she is attracted to Roxy, but can't be sure if it's because she reminds her of her adult Mom, or if it's because she reminds her of Dave, or both.
>>152939538its both. Strilondes have a terminal case of being attracted to each other. I dont even think Dirk can deny it, defiantly so in the epilogues by the way he straight grooms rose. nevertheless i like to think that in spite of all of this all the strilondes can have healthy relationships. Romantic, sexual, or otherwise.
>>152939491That bush ougghhhhh
>>152937134Most exquisite. Loved how intimate everything felt. Surprised how much of a slowburn it is compared to the original. Very cool to see the exploration of Jade's powers since it is some of the most overpowered in homestuck. Jade is very cute/hot indeed and I can't wait to see how the relationship progresses. Also, 'had had' should be 'has had'.
>>152939288Would be interesting to see them both have to confront the hangups they had about their mothers while seeing positive sides of them that were never there or were never allowed to be witnessed.Rose and Roxy together would probably be good for each other but I can see them self destructing together with crippling mommy issues.Even just hearing her mother's voice come out of Roxy's mouth, sounding so happy and sincere was enough to set Rose's teeth on edge.It would have been interesting to see it from Roxy's side, how having this mirror image of the dour and detached woman she grew up under being aloof and playful, teasing in a caring manner would affect her.The comic tries to play off Roxy as just being the silly party girl who wants to have fun and bring good vibes but inside her I can see sadness, buried deep. It would be so rich if Rose was the shovel that unearthed it.
>>152939583We love Roxy bush in here.
>>152939525>was seeing John and Jade pushed away from their chipper personalities into acting more upset, more willing to be angry, and generally moodier people, which makes sense for teenagers!You should think about how John is navigating the death of his father, or rather how he is not navigating it. He wants to just put it out of his mind and try to force a sense of normality with routine and stability, but Jade might inadvertently bring something up that reminds John of his dad, and bring about a whole cascade of emotions neither of them really knows how to navigate.
>>152939617i NEED to creampie his boypussy
>>152939636My fellow bush enjoyer. Good taste.
Roxy's hairy pussy is canon, Hussie told me himself.https://files.catbox.moe/46vn0e.png
>>1529395853 years starts with a bang, 2 teenagers kissing each other, not realizing the rabbit hole they are sinking into. the comic then explores many facets of this. Which interest me highly, i seek to take this, and expand on it HIGHLY. As much as i can possibly get away with. 2 out of the 3 chapters of this story i am making are completely original, and have no basis in the comic i take inspiration from.Above all tho, this fic must have that intimacy and that slow burn. John and Jade do not have that innate attraction that is magnetic, like rose and dave do, they do not flirt or discuss sex. So instead i will concoct situations to bring that out of them. Thankfully, being teenagers makes them naturally inclined to do that even if it is a bit inadvisable. They must learn to explore and trust each other, more than just enough to kiss and touch, but to be open and honest with each other, which is something john but especially jade has an issue with. I am so glad you enjoyed it, it pleases me so greatly! thank you, and i shall continue my work! >>152939630Exellent point anon! this is EXACTLY what i am going for. John is desperately clinging to finding "his new normal". He wants to play video games, watch TV, hang out. He doesn't wanna think about where he is in his life, physically and mentally. About his feelings for jade, about his grief over his father. Jade is similar in this aspect, but for john it is his main problem. He will avoid talking about subjects that upset him, shut down if jade prods too much, get upset and angry if she tries to do more. Something i want to do with some of the short chapters i will produce over the time span between the first and 40th day of the trip, and beyond, is how overtime. John starts to HATE the label of sister and brother. How he feels trapped by it, how he wont even stand for Jade mentioning it. And jade getting upset at that, because once again hes just running away from his feelings.
>>152939643Huffing Roxy's pot while he jerks my cock and calls me a perv...
>>152939673PREEM post anon.
>>152939658CRONUS GET UP RIGHT NOW AND PUT HER IN A MATING PRESS
>>152939673*pit :(
there is so much more about the situation of John and Jade that i am thinking about, and will try to put into my writing. but needless to say you guys are all really smart, and i highly appreciate your feedback and input., It helps me think about the story and characters to make the story better!
>>152939170.... That sounds like a harrowing existance...Uriel. Blow up the horn. T I M E T O M A K E A N P E R F E C T A N D P E R M A N E N T U N I V E R S E
>>152939685No problem, I love seeing new content coming out of these threads. Pic related is something you could use in a future scenario-Jade being really really warm and John finding oh-so-tempting to cuddle up to her while they're on the couch watching a show one time. Maybe the platonic sibling cuddles get a little too heated after the third straight marathon of the entire run of the Squiddles.
>>152939608>It would have been interesting to see it from Roxy's side, how having this mirror image of the dour and detached woman she grew up under being aloof and playful, teasing in a caring manner would affect her.Roxy didn't grow up under Rose though, at best she might have some interviews or footage of her, but that's it.
>>152939681>TG: lollll>TG: r u actually bout to start shootin ropes cuz ur huffin my sweaty armpit>TG: holy shit>TG: di stri would probs be SOOOO jelly of how much of a degen perv u are :P
>>152939733Oh my god. I get it now...
Good Night HSGMan, i have gotten SO much invigoration from this. And i really needed it to. So thank you all! I will continue this project! i cant promise another one will be done next week, but i want to make more! so i will! Sleep well everyone
>>152939683no hes getting rapped haha*raped
>>152939879Gooodnight
>>152939728Don't be purposefully anal, you know what I meant when I said that.
Problem Sleuth game when?
>>152940011>dub dubs>posts solluxANON DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
>>152939791glad to make someone else see my vision :D
>cucked again
>>152929984Homersuck is highly satanic because it has homersexuals
>>152938269John looking kinda oriental here.
>>152939153It's pretty decent as a caliginous pairing, especially since it's basically two anons hatefucking.
>>152939206Jane...
>>152940016Keep dreaming anon... keep dreaming...
Allright... I´m allready on Hivebent and... I get it now.I think I got Prospitcest... It´s all reaally bullshit tho.suposedly Nanna and Popop were siblings when they were adopted by Colonel Sassacre, so they were brothers, therefore John and Jade were distant siblings then....And it is because that because their own lives are paradoxical cycles because they were born out of the Slime juices of Ecto-Biological cloning machines... awesome.Anons, I must say. This is retarded.
Vriska is a Clocky Sneedhon if I ever saw one.
>>152940213>Vriska is a Plastic Raspberry Tickle Bear if I ever saw one.ftfy
>>152940213Those words aren't from the Lord.
>>152940220i'd tickle vriska given the chance
Trickster mode of doom and despair...Also beneviolent update:https://mspfa.com/?s=43533&p=1718
>>152940271Wait BeneViolent isn't just Cherupslop? I might read it now.
Give me a description of a very unique classpect
>>152940285It never was
Pubic lice update: i found a single one while scratching my nether regions. I think it was dead because it didn’t have much blood inside of it, it didn’t move and it didn’t do the typical crack when i squished him with my credit card. I hope they're not coming back, i want to fuck a hooker soon
Once you've finished BC you'll never stop wanting to beat the original Epilogue and HS^2 team to death with your Strife Specibi.
>>152940319what? why is /hsg/ a bunch of losers?why are we having sex with prostitutes, anon?why cant anyone find a girlfriend? FUCKING MORONS!
>>152940322>not even in my top 5 elements tbqhI hope they took the HS^2 team out back and shot them when they replaced them. The worst part of Beyond Canon is them being beholden to the SHIT writing and poorly concieved drama the HS^2 made until they were let go.
>>152940271>It's over...
>>152940322Saying this over johnroxy of all things
>>152940322Please please please please please please please...
What did Andrew Hussie mean by this?
>>152940322>talks about hating HS^2 and Epilogues>uses a image from a site that came out after the OG team leftwhat did he mean by this?
Is there any way to salvage Jake as a character?
>>152941439Not making taking down Lord English the main plot of the ending denies him of all purpose and makes him useless, thus resulting in his current state where does nothing and is literally just a piece of ass, so you'd have to fix that first.
>>152940301>>152940397
Good morning HSG I hope you are all having a a good morning
https://files.catbox.moe/a6p8l5.mp4morning hsg, I have peak for you.
>>152942201Cuuuute. Who made this??? You. If so. Very awesome
>>152942221Koro, I don't have their socials they're just constantly making good shit on the cspa discord
>>152942229Very cool
>>152942201I need skye bros...
>>152941781in this version karkat cucks dave for once
>>152942288Speaking of, does anyone have that image of Beforus Karkat with Terezi where he's a lonely housewife and about to cheat on Alpha Dave with her?
>>152938286>That sheer power of that thingdesu a pc combo with all modern consoles would be a beast to ffearand portable? satan shudered at that computing power
Collecting Homestuck fans from a con because I don’t have $100 for a basketball, telling the ballers they’re small and weak enough to use, but secretly I’m adept at throwing them harder. Im famous and people want to recruit me but im one inch too short for the big leagues but they still call me “the Big Man” for my epic tosses of strength
The kids have no race but they definitely aren't black.
>>152942468i wonder if you could make a time travel router.like, a router that can connect to the internet of the past. so you can travel to before earth was destroyed so you can still watch youtube.
>>152942736if you're a time player and have already made your time traveling device of need...then you most probably can
>>152929984question its been 10 years since homestuck came out, how the fuck is the fandom still alive?
>>152942736The trolls did have access to earth internet, even from their temporally impossible position so I think it's possible
>>152942803It's not. This is just the shambling corpse of a dead fandom and dead IP desperatly trying to revive itself though an animated show.
>>1529428033 reasons. Fandom creativity only rivaled by the likes of My little pony and sonic the hedgehog. 2. Homestuck is so troubled and devisive, that it invites readers to become creators and leave their imprint on the series by making headcanons, or rewrites, or fanfiction. 3. Trauma bonding. Homestuck was ALWAYS a "weird series" for weird people. This has strengthened the community by forcing them to stay close to one another, even if that causes fights constantly, it creates a semi strong identity for the community to rally behind. Even if the pilot is garbage, the fact that it gave way for this general to be allowed into existence once more should be proof.
>>152942830doom player>>152942840hope playeryou love to see it
>>152942881im more of a breath player but i guess hope isnt too bad.
hussie you funny fucker, why do you do this i wish i knew what this meant lol, but hussie loves to keep it vauge
>>152942899mb anon bu that was very hopepilled of you
>>152943094This should be the only fan content available: scroll through and it’s just jadedave and nepeta with bonus characters sometimes
me when i fucing git u
>>152943610you think mallum would be able to break the bars at this point?
>>152943633no he's not prison break guy
>>152943633doesnt mallum have to hulk out to use his full strength
>>152943654>prison breakblast from the past. i remember the constant commercials ads for this series.>>152943658yeep, and doesnt take much to make him angry. i think the right push in the right direction from someone that knows how to poke the right sore spot can help him get out.
>>152943633prospitian jails are notorious for being worse than Vietnamese POW camps
>>152943714.....I have no familiarity with Viet Camps so.... will this be easy then? seems like it to me.
i just realized but the male cast of troll is utter dogshit compared to the female onestavros is a bumgamzee is a bumequius is a bumkarkat is the only good oneeridan is tragic BECAUSE I WANT HIM CARNALLY BUT HE DIES TOO EARLY and sollux is.. i dont even know
>>152943756Equius is KING
>>152943756equius is salvageable, hes quite smart and super strong
>>152943906he would say this
>>152941316They're forced to abide by the decisions that are already set in stone, so because the HS^2 team decided Roxy and John were a bad relationship they have to honor that even if it sucks ass.
Just saw how CSM ended, it all a dream huh?Still batter than act 7's ending
>>152943714>I spent the next three sweeps in a Prospitian jail forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice.>I came close to madness trying to find it here in the waking world but they just can't get the spices right.
>>152943966Ehhhh both are basically just "dude I don't fucking care anymore make your own fuckin sequel"
>>152944101HOLY SHIT CHAINSAWMAN^2 AND CHAINSAWMAN BEYOND CANON LETS GOOOOOOO
Lmaaaao
>>152944254Shouldn't have waited for so long to make it. I get that there wasn't quite the indie animation scene that there is today, but if this had come out in 2016 or even 2018 you'd have seen much greater numbers. Of course we are living in a doomed timeline for Homestuck, also known the "Kickstarter timeline", so everything revolving around this comic from 2012 onwards is cursed and can only inflict misery.
>>152944417If it had come out before Hussie had destroyed all interest in the comic by way of post-canon, it would have seen much greater numbers.
its better this way, the fandom can be small forever for all i care, the only worse outcome than whats happening right now is for homestuck to be as big as TADC and for it to cause endless controversy and spawn the worst culture war ever. And also for the content to be pumped out and turn homestuck into even more of a beaten horse than it already is.At least the way it is now, anything made is either totally sincere and made with love or a complete and total cashgrab you can ignore.
>>152944447>for it to cause endless controversy and spawn the worst culture war ever.It already does that. Homestuck twitter's the biggest cesspit I've ever seen and it doesn't even make neat content like TADC's does.
>>152944475exactly, are we so sure we want THAT to be bigger. god i almost consider ourselves lucky that "haha sharpie baths" are enough to filter out normies.even super woke HSTWT heads make something creative sometimes, even if they can on occasion be a bunch of slack jawed drooling idiots when the words "june egbert" pop onto the screen,.
I just wished HS got a manga....
>>152944518WHAT. so you want homestuck but without [S] is what im hearing
>>152944543He wants doujinshi where Jade fucks an ugly bastard
>>152944516search crotuna on twitter. its 80% people hating on it and 20% art.it all just circles back to the worse thing. minors. for some reason hs just atracts people younger then the comic.
https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=8
>>152944543>>152944556...I wanted a anthology/alter timeline/ paradox space series.
>>152944593>crotunasame with john rose. honestly i think i should be thankful that Johnjade doesnt get that hate hahaha. theyre all a buncha losers
>>152944556She already fucks Dave.
>>152944635these people who dislike incest love taking out the brother and sister part of it and rating it as "hetgem" or "hetslop"ive mfs say rosedave would have been ass even if they werent siblings.MOTHERFUCKER THATS THE WHOLE POINT,
>>152944700>would have been ass if they werent siblings>talking like they didnt have the best dynamic out of anyone in the comic up until that point.Dellusional people, truly.het ships are banned. but ironically they ship true hetslop like roxygen and arasol
>>152944599OH NOOOOOOO, GACHA ????? That pussy is either insane or mid af
>>152944599>lady gaga fanNo wonder her hair is like that.
i should make a cherub sona, whenever i write my fanfic i imagine a loser little cherub typing on her keyboard with the classic yaoi paddle in the background, just lean into all the old fujo tropes.
>>152944643Please, her patented Jade Harley titjobs are tender enough to count as more than just something so base as "fucking". That dog-woman makes love with her cleavage.
>>152944599>me giving my beer getting machine brain damage because im bored
>>152944784jade was built for loving and caring sex btw
>>152944820Jade was built for pinning to the bed and ravaging her pregnant body over and over again with hours of pussy-pounding mating presses.
>>152942909It's not vague at all, Jake is pretty explicitly said to be into, among other things, GALS OF CERULEAN COMPLEXION, HUBBA HUBBA, his mansion in Hiveswap's act 1 is also littered with blue ladies.
>>152944740Nice wallpapper.
>>152943756It's one of Hussie's epic subversive jabs. Alternia is a bizarro version of human society where women are the ones that are violent, rapey and getting shit done, while men are useless and retarded pushovers.
>>152944923Why are they fighting? I WANNA SEE THEM FUCK
>>152938087Bro would never get with used goods.
>>152944740>genshitDefinitely mid unless she's a hardcore husbandofag for one of the character, you need more niche gachashit to get actually insane yumejo/fujo pussy.
>>152944923Alan is cooked
>>152943966Chainsawstuck
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>>152944740I don't like Gachas but Gayshit Imfag is the closest Gacha has come to actually being a real video game so I can forgive Dani for having bad taste.She's only 18, there's time for her to play good games.
>>152944740>GenshinGod Rail mogs I'm afraid
>>152945168Why eyes are open now what the hell
i like this thing. the dandy.
>>152945205Bootiful
this thread is just a highlight reel of posts i've already seen on twitter anyway, if you want a living fandom we need to make real original content (preferably latula/mituna making flippy floppy mind you)
>>152945311There is literally a brand new fanventure being started by an artist in these very threads you retarded cockmongoloid.
>>152945311Flippy floppy? What world that be?
>>152945408theres a lotta cool artist guys trying to make the best stuff they can for this god forsaken franchise. which is cool.
if hsg made (you) a cake, would you eat it?
>>152945197In addition character factions:>John, a vidyadhara aspiring to be an elation pathstrider (never receives a mask)>Dave, galaxy ranger (later receives a fool's mask)>Rose, memokeeper from the garden of recollection>Jade, genius society>Jane, IPC heiress>Jake, nameless>Roxy, self-annihilator>Dirk, masked fool (despises his mask)>Trolls, an abundance worshipping species but with the ideals of Abundance turned on their head like the borisinIt feels a bit Elation heavy but Dirk and Dave both have to be Elation and John is a prankster so what can you do. Dirk could be a mourning actor to mirror Dave but we don't really know abything about them and it doesn't fit as well as masked fools with their themes of identity, so oh well.
>>152945311bet you haven't seen this on xitter
>>152945664No because it's almost certainly gonna be another /k/ brownie situation.
>>152945740dont make me pull up the arguments from 3 threads ago on how this would be shit and anyone cept gamzee would be a better bull
>>152945804Then exercise your creative muscles and make some art bitch. I drew that and wrote a whole fic and everything about this, what have you done but complain. Chop Chop.
Man Panicawa is such a wild artist one day they'll turn out this absolute cock-annihilating Aranea pin-up and next day it's hairy old man yaoi.
>>152945874I wish they would exclusively just do latex
>>152945870why would i, i dont give a shit abt cucking karkatim just saying gamzee would be a shit bull lol
>>152945890Then shut the fuck up. No investigation, no right to speak.
>>152945946you can just say you never understood the characters and move on, you know that right?
>>152945870the fic was amazing goons btw. just wanted to you know that.
fic writers unite!
>>152945416refers to our daily duty in life for the governmentits a talking heads reference
>>152945995I'm merely asking you to stop kissing the lover and become one instead.>>152946080Thanks, there's gonna be a part two feat Eridan btw because some anon requested it, it's just taking a bit long.
>>152946203>Part two featuring EridanWelp now I'm somewhat intrigued anon, what's my buoy gonna do?
>>152946080(me)>>152946203that was actually me who requested that oh my.
>>152945884Are you sure you wouldn't prefer the old man yaoi?
>>152946319Karkat helping his bro out by sharing his boyfriend, Eridan being a bit weirded out at first but gets into it and lets out his frustration and incel chud rage on Dave's poor ass>>152946394It'll probably be done by tomorrow, I'll post it then so keep an eye out
>>152946401mid trash
>>152946486We were denied
>>152946605>if pressed hussie will say he was being for real with this
>>152946430If Eridan is given a gigantic cock than this will have my full blessings bossman, can't wait to read it!
>>152944852>Make the ideal breeding slut>Forcibly graft a dick onto herWhat did Hussie mean by this
>>152947031He was burned out and decided to let a mentally ill tripfag whore from here to write her fetish into the story, likely because he found it funny or found the idea of pissing people off with that shit funny.
>>152946401this dirk looks really really nice....
>>152947054It was a very meaningful artistic choice though I’d say, especially after years of no coherent story experience whatsoever from the series
>>152947187It was a totally half-assed decision given the context.I admit I kinda see her vision in terms of her knotting Davesprite's cloaca, but with the orange feathery asshole gone it just all rings hollow.
>>152946203>>152945995>I'm merely asking you to stop kissing the lover and become one instead.nepeta would ship us two as kismesisalso i just dont like karkat cuck but those are my opinions, also i suck at writingmaybe when i get a better tablet i can draw equius as the bull or whoever i wanti can edit the og image in the meantime
threadanon please take out the new thread out of the oven before it burns
I have an ideaWe should start a gofundme for the episodes to be made!
>>152947480>>152947480>>152947480
>>152947388All I'm doing is pushing you to be your best self, it's a shitty mspaint drawing you can better than my sribbles, you don't have to be beholden to my stupid meme about Karkat being a cuck. Produce what you'd like to see and post it. Become the lover, take initiative.
