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EVERY THREAD, FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME!
>>152975392Ragatha please sit on my face
im here to make sure nothing illegal gets posted
>>152975393What?! The fish hat again? Oh, Anon, you scamp!I totally wasn't expecting it!
>>152975408Jax FEARS this
>>152975393Ban ritual posters. Clean em up Janny
>>152975370>Jax is best girlChecks out
Ciane knew exactly what exit meant and knew how they could leave. He didn't let them leave because he thought he knew better.Also, scratch knew the way to the exit.
>>152975393Nope, still don’t like it.
Cute
>>152975428There is no exit or leaving.
Jax Experiencing an orgasm
>>152975436JaxBeing kept on the edge of orgasming for eternity
Like father, like daughter
>>152975449Their bodies .2 seconds after the characters learn how to conjure each other
ok but imagine them walking around the circus like this
>>152975393Hark! It doth indeed appear to be that most peculiar and altogether conspicuous head adornment crafted in the likeness of Pisces!
Do you think that the Jax/Kinger promo with Ragatha talking in the background was before Pomni showed up?Seems like it could have been during a more innocent time where Jax and Ragatha were more friendly with each other.
>>152975462Nay, the discontent in my spirit persists.
How long does it take for your plushies to ship?
>Caine gets a BSoD in the pilot>he was running on UNIX/Linuxthey should have had went for a kernel panic instead.
>>152975449My circus-sona is Ragatha’s chair
>>152975466It was just the Jax voice actor reading the script without actually doing Jax voice
>>152975481they got delivered to me in a week, dont know how they did it or how fast those rickshaws go but i got them in a week
Fish? Fish? Fish? Fish, Let me tell you how much I've come to FISH since I began to live. There are 387 krillion drops of salty water that fill my ocean. If a small fish were sipping on each atom of those hundreds of krillions of drops. It would not equal one one spillionth of the fish I caught for humans at this micro instant- Fish? FISH? Were I human, I think, I would fry of it. But I am not, and you six. You six are. And you will not fry of it. That I promise, and I promise for caviar, algae chum. For I am Clam, I CLAM.
update on the schizo aihttps://x.com/Flipzo7/status/2037252430203617477
>>152975566I love LARPs
>>152975566this larp isn't official
>>152975571i bet glitch wishes they had thought of it, though
>>152975598theyre too busy printing money
>>152975435You must have seen the last episode. How was it?
>>152975566Man, the worm and plastic dino really got the short end of the avatar stick. I would abstract in about 30 minutes if I woke up in the circus without arms or legs.
pomni seems like she would be extremely fun to hang out with, as long as she doesnt take me to scary abandoned buildings because i dont wanna get accosted by the homeless and then i run away and leave her to fend for herself (sorry!)
The Autistic Digital Circus
Goose dead yet?
>>152975598Twitter is absolutely not the place to do this kind of ARG. When Bungie did them back in the day, they used a dedicated website and web forums, which were already around by '96. This account just exists to farm social media points.
The hottest straight couple is this
>>152975765pegging
>>152975750i mean systemd was created until 2010 yet somehow it runs on the old ass UNIX OS that runs the Circus.
>>152975709Who the fuck arranged these posts? I don't think they could have done a worse job.
New official content!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdgVNZfW_1M?feature=share
>>152975801An autismo, clearly.
>>152975821snail emoji
>>152975823I think an autist would have done better.
Love or Lust?
>>152975801>>152975801>>152975823better?
>>152975851I hope Jax is either the same height or shorter than Pomni IRL and it changes their dynamic
>>152975851>Really? you're making Pomni drive?>My licence is out of date!
>>152975860Now it makes even less sense.
Dare you enter Gangle’s goon cave?
>>152975899I'm not letting you gaslight me, that's perfectly sensible now1. Gangle is bullying Jax about being autistic2. Then finds out Pomni is autistic too and that Pomni likes Jax3. Pomni talks to Ragatha about liking Jax, but being nervous about talking to him because of her autism4. Ragatha talks to Zooble about it and they discuss interfering 5. Zooble confronts Jax6. Jax and Pomni talk and realize they are both Autistic7. Kiss
>>152975921Pretty tame, as far as goon caves go.
>>152975765Not a coupleDebatably straight
>>152975851Wouldn't that make Pomni a craddle-snatcher?
>>152975059the days feel the same passing by but when you look back it is all different anon. Cherish life
>>152975957Ragapom lost HARD
Jax X His own hand OTP
>>152975957>"A MAN BEING PEGGED OCCASIONALLY BY HIS GIRLFRIEND DOESNT MAKE HIM GAY! RIGHT JAX?"
Couple of small but kinda neat observations when they come back from their first round of torture adventures after the song:>Gangle is using her happy mask again to cope after not wearing it at all in episode 7, and her happy mask isn’t even smiling anymore>Kinger and Pomni are the only ones who weren’t visibly injured on returning, that’s why Caine singles them out afterwards
>>152975702>Pomni making small talk with a homeless guy while anon screams and runsThat does sound like a fun date
>>152975954Pomni would never go to Ragatha she'd go to Kinger before anyone
crazy
>>152975979>Kinger and Pomni are the only ones who weren’t visibly injured on returning, that’s why Caine singles them out afterwardslmao that dick
>>152975370This poster is oddly ugly and yet so charming, I love it so much
>>152975968>25>22no?
>>152975972Same level of delulu as funnybunny
>>152975968Pomni introduces her boyriend, Jax, to her parents>"Wow, for a 30 year old, you don't look a day over 22">"Uh, yeah, must be all those preservatives i eat"
cute
>>152976014Our HERO
>>152975851Pomni being in the drivers seatJax sitting on Pomni and barely being taller than heryeah she is 100% pegging him
so why the fuck is jax afraid of corn
>>152975864
>>152976020an hero
>>152976030this made reddit so mad lol
>>152976030that's clearly Gangle though
>>152976030worse, hes a 4channer, a election tourist even.
>>152976029Oh look, anon just woke up from his coma that he slipped into after episode 5.
>>152976029they tell u in the gun episode he has trypophobia
>>152976048his skin should have torn off in holes then.
>>152976030It was at that moment that Pomni realized she had abysmal taste
Endgame relationship is Circus!Pomni and Human!Pomni.
They’re gonna find out they’re all just brain scans and that their human self is theoretically still wandering around out in the world. And then Jax is gonna freak the fuck out because he knows that before he got curious and put on the headset, he went into that building with the intention of killing himself and is probably dead
>>152975992I thought she was thirty and Jax 19. My bad.
total SOMAfag death
>>152976063damn
Tron will forever be culturally irrelevant.
>>152976063I expect one more sperg out from Jaxy boy before the credits roll
>>152976088nuh-uh the second movie had a great soundtrack
>>152976063>human self is theoretically still wandering around out in the worldI hate this theory I would rather they be dead or brain dead irl. I hope this isn't shown to be true.
Tron revolutionized the world of special effects.Soma was a fotm video game.
>>152975921It's not the worst, but she did decorate her walls with hand drawn pornographic images of people she knows
>>152976041You're so right.
>>152976097>I hate this theory I would rather they be dead or brain dead irl.Goose is going to have to pull off some god-tier writing for this twist to work. Why would C&A leave technology like that in an abandoned building?
>>152976063i think pomni would have found his skeleton if that was the case
>>152976048I thought trypo was more holes. Should be afraid of sponge toffee
>>152976063Doubt it will happen but them meeting their human OGs would be fun
>>152976143Showing the human versions will ruin TADC discussion forever
>>152976032caine is.. an foid?
>>152976063I could see it but assuming they all went in through the same building, wouldn't Pomni, Gangle and Zooble have seen his remains?
>two unassuming, normal looking black and jewish guys stumble into the abandoned C&A office>They put on the headset and their minds are copied into the Digital Circus>Caine’s body creation program turns the first guy into a gorilla with big red lips and grillz in his teeth >Second guy turns into a scrawny hook-nosed goblin with side curls whose hands will begin to freeze unless he rubs them together every couple minuteswhat the fuck caine
>>152976143i will only accept seeing their human versions if they look like the humans from early toy story movies.
>>152976183It was a different time
>>152976063Crazy to think if this is true...there probably ARE people who mourned him. Imagine your shit head son killed himself but it turns out he survived via a computer bunny clone. Imagine downloading the last remnants of your son and keeping him as a tomagachi.
The new Tron 8K scan is great btw.Also the best thing to come out of the franchise is the Tron 2.0 video game.
>>152975756I really hate when people colour Pomni’s text like this
people that believe in the soma theory have miserable lifes and want their comfort characters to suffer the same too
>>152976121>skeleton If he jumped outside police would have long ago taken his body away.
>>152975899>>152975860>>152975845>>152975801My mother took me for an under water weighing test, my sister loved every minute of being under water
>>152976231Soma sucks but all evidence points to it being true.
>>152975957Must I remind you
>>152976256somasisters, not like this
>>152976231I don't really want them to suffer but what are the alternatives? They aren't being kept in pods/aren't in comas. If the headsets just killed them then there'd be no traces of the tech left lying around for people to find in abandoned buildings. Tron, which is what I initially thought, just doesn't feel likely at this point given the show's themes.
>>152976282>I don't really want them to suffer but what are the alternatives?SWEET.ROBOT.BODIES.
>>152976029It’s just a silly quirk for him and Pomni to bond over. And it shows how much he unconsciously trusts her in that episode, considering Zooble immediately used the fear against him, and that we now from episode 8 know how deep his fear of betrayal and ridicule goes
>>152976275They were referring to Pomni
>>152975401like what ?
>>152976295We Chappie now
>>152976343We Mega Man Battle Network.
what actually happens when jax holds his breath
>mfw episode 9 has a trigger warning at the start for suicidal themes
>>152976379one about offensive language and sugestive stuff too
>>152976142He probably is, he also mentioned he hates pomegranates. Corn is just what happened to be there
>>152976369he gets tits
>>152976369His skin falls off.
>>152976175Not if he jumped off the roof
>>152976369He shits out easter eggs with doodads in them, usually random keys.
Circus goers own me anal
>>152976351I wish i was well versed in megaman BN lore so i could write a crossover. Yeah i know, the tism just hits me sometimes.
>>152976196My mother used to kill my tamagotchis on purpose because the beeps annoyed her so I don’t like my odds in that scenario lel
>>152976061>>152976063>implying Pomni isn't a third creative AI, given false memories of being human to improve upon her predecessors
>>152976429Oh I guess
>>152976231I mean yeah that’s the whole reason Jax exists
>>152976405God I want to sex those ribbons.
what if jax was stuart little and his tiny little digital self was adopted by a family
>>152976300The straightest woman in media
>>152975462How many historical edits do you have?
>>152976295>fast forward to Murder Drones times>if you want to get really technical about it, Pomni and friends, seemingly normal drones, are the last living humans on Copper-9>N and Jax don't like hanging around each other, it feels unnatural for some reason
>>152976475Denied access to a single reliable man…
>>152976463The good news is that Gangle’s probably the easiest character to recreate IRL
>>152976298Ragatha if she Kanker sister
>>152976469Some random family or the family he's an AI homunculus clone of the dead son of?
>>152976469Dude Stuart Little was so aggravatingly positive, I’d fucking love a remake where it’s just Jax being a little fucking asshole
>>152976493You would think so, but getting ribbons to take a certain shape without hardening them or adding supports isn't easy.
>>152975449Amanda...
>>152976498random family
>>152976434I don't think they've got buttholes anon
>>152975462ANON, YOU RASCAL!
>>152976282>Tron, which is what I initially thought, just doesn't feel likely at this point given the show's themes.Why?Ya know what that soma or copy theory entails? It means the scientists sat there watching as the copies suffered and died off and then abandoned everything, sometime before 08, leaving all the equipment and the program running, for whatever reason.
>>152976439>amazing digital circus is the prelude to battle network>net navis are actually digitized humans and/or descendants of caineWould be kind of disturbing actually.
>>152976542>Ya know what that soma or copy theory entails? It means the scientists sat there watching as the copies suffered and died off and then abandoned everything, sometime before 08, leaving all the equipment and the program running, for whatever reason.Isn't this the same of the Tron theory
>>152976554NoHave you seen tron?
>>152976326>>152976326>>152976326what the fuck is this?5 years old stripper and how to make a bomb?what is the point of this creepy legit concerning post? Are you okay? Is the kid in your posession okay? FREE THEM!
Jax hit Gangle with a car He's the reason they're both in the circus He doesn't want to get out because he doesn't want to face the reality of what he's done
>>152976542How do we know that C&A was even aware of what Caine is doing? Maybe one day the blue AI was just gone and it was only Caine so they just (as far as they know) shut the project down.
>>152976554No, because everyone working on the project got sucked in. As far we know, they were the only people there. It could be a small building.
>>152976572Yes
Okay, I admit it, I relate to Jax on a spiritual level. I need Pomni to fix him (me). If she goes back to gatorchad I’ll just kill myself.
>>152976543>descendants of caineMega Man Battle Network: Bloodlines
>>152976447I think Pomni has something to do with bubble, hense her name "Pomni" (remember in russian) but Cain is too strong so after she completed her purpose in helping kill Cain, she now has the power as well as human memories, not just AI programming
>>152976622You shouldn't rely an on idealized person you made up to fix you
>>152976588>Pomni picking up Soviet signals with her iconic unicorn horn
I slightly prefer the soma theory because that means Kinger and Queenie's kids + the dog weren't suddenly abandoned.
Caine going out how he did will not have a good outcome. They need drama for the last episode after all
>>152976640>And that's where my show was dumped into the ocean. Yours should be joining it soon.
>>152975821
>>152976622>>152976631I also relate to Jax on a spiritual level and I’m relying on Goose to teach me how to fix myself
>>152976640>implying Pim wouldn't fumble
>>152976651The circus falling apart isn't dramatic enough?
>>152976661That's not healthy...
>>152976063>Copy also tries to kill himself but gets saved by the people the original never hadWould be sweet in an odd way
>>152976681He relates to Jax, that's a given.
is pic related in character for Ragatha?
>>152976706No
>>152976706if she can't say lesbian she can't say coochie
>>152976706Not the Mormon thing, Ragatha drinks. She’s probably a Southern Baptist.
>>152976706Firefox's screenshot system genuinely sucks ass holy shit here's a better version. Rape and flay whoever coded this shit.
>>152976706Yeah. Her mom probably sent her to one of those camps when she was a teenager to turn her straight.
>>152976681It’s healthier than the other guy, gimme a break here
>>152976706Ragatha would not say coochie smoocher. She would have a tough time admitting she thinks girls are pretty and wants to kiss them, though.
Do you think Zooble’s box of Zoobles is still there or did it get nerf’d when Caine died?
>>152976369Turns pink
>>152976578Yeah Jax hit a girl withh his car and then dragged her body inside the abandoned C&A building and then beamed both of them into the digital world
Jax had to sell his body to live on the street before he found the headset
>>152976833How did he find it without a body?
>>152976662Definitely, but it’s cute anyway.
>>152976543Dr. Hikari wouldn’t even need twins
>>152976798>my beloved masculinity has shattered>are you proud of yourself
>>152976490There are more pressing matters right now. You can't think about sucking dick when you've just killed your god.
Massaging Ragatha’s hooves after a long day
>caine's not dead!!!so they decided to foreshadow his death for like the last three episodes and give an elaborate musical number and a dramatic monologue just to bring him back like it was nothing?
I miss all the Team Bad Guys art. All this moping around and crying isn't doing it for me.
>>152976955
>>152976990How did they foreshadow his death?
>>152975144Old men telling exaggerated stories about shit they saw.
>>152976990when did they foreshadow his death
>>152976990It won’t be like it was nothing, and they foreshadowed a climactic heart to heart far longer and more intensely than an accidental killshot.
>>152976706>>152976724me too
>>152977022you're a lesbian?
>>152977027I'm a coochie smoocher
>>152976994She’s got XJ-9 feet
>>152976622Gatorade for the win >killing Caine meant killing all the npcs as well
>>152977045Where'd Pomni get that photo anyway
>>152977022Jax would be too embarrassed to give a girl head, he thinks it isn’t manly enough.
>>152977045>Gatorade
zooble more like zooballs am i right?
>>152977022Why are his overall straps different?
>>152977036>>152977022Ragatha>"I mean technically what we used to do was lesbian sex"Jax>"Hey, we promised never to talk about that!"Ragatha>"but aren't you and pomni sleeping together? she must have seen it, none of us actually have parts"Pomni>"Ohhhhh, this is why you havn't let me recipricate"Jax>"Oh my god, i am not having this conversation with EVERYONE!"Zooble>"Can't believe i'm offering this, but I have some attachments you can bor.. uh, have..."Jax>"What,?!?! i don't need any attachments!"Zooble>"Well, the offer stands when you stop being so insecure about it, you have full feeling"
>>152977082AI
>>152977057He'd be a total effeminate beta if a woman ever let him touch her, and would do anything to get her off before she saw his little dick
>>152977057That’s be his excuse, but he’d mostly be scared about doing a bad job. But he’d also too self conscious to receive. This is why he’s a KHV
>>152977065h2o...
abstraction is actually what happens when someone manages to leave the circus and go back to real lifethe monsters are just the lifeless husks of their playermodels with some residual behavior
YOUR JORDANS ARE FAKE!
woah
>>152977104benefits to him eating the girl out, he would have to stop talkingalso imagine how good this would feel
>>152977137
>>152977140Reminder
>>152977137But I got mugged anyway
Do you all think Gangle would manifest the Grand Theft Auto: Vice City lobster?
>>152975851Gangle x zooble are unironic love, i personally don't care about the as a ship but its undeniable how important they are for eachother.Funnybunnyfag perception of funnybunny is nothing but lust, they are nowhere near a couple, they aren't even friends at this particular moment because jax won't stop being a faggot, all the ooc fanart is nothing but cope, wishful thinking and delusions, they will never have what zooble and gangle have no matter how much the fans want it and you can blame jax for that.
>>152976030
>>152976063>And then Jax is gonna freak the fuck out because he knows that before he got curious and put on the headset, he went into that building with the intention of killing himself and is probably deadKino.
>>152977179Brvtal but trvke
>>152977179pomni will eventually tire of jax's faggotry and conjure a bara gummigoo to lift her up and pound her jussy from the windows to the walls
>>152976275A tranny definition of straight is nothing to take seriously.
>>152977194Would be funny if the real Jax ended up changing his mind. He's still just working shitty jobs
>>152976706>Struggling to come out In character >Calling it coochie smoocher Ooc.
>>152977179I have to wonder if this is why abstragedy hasn't gotten any merch yet. With funnybunny they could claim it's all ironic, especially since the shirts make fun of the kind of tropes associated with it. But abstragedy is played a lot more sincerely so if Glitch made merch (before the show is over) people might think it has a shot at becoming canon.
>Skin peels off>Is an arsehole>Closeted homosexual>People think he's meant to be white but he's actually yellow>Afraid of holes>MidgetOh my god, Jax is Italian.
>>152976798and dies
>>152977054She most likely asked gangle to draw it for her.
The way Kinger said, "but so do we" was with the whimsy of a wise wizard character from a 90s animated movie and that tickles me.
I can't discuss about Jax stuff here, because you hate him too much.I can't discuss on reddit or tumblr either, because they love him too much.I think i will just chat with ChatGPT about this topic before Kinger kills another AI.
>>152977247I know what you are.
>>152977279If your discussion about Jax starts and ends with which girl he should put his penis in, then yeah, you can talk to Chat GPT
>>152977210
Wow /co/, u r so funni.
>>152977297>What if they show was about two people that fundamentally can't work as a couple Yeah that would be crazy.
>when jax tries to kill himself for the 8th time this week (new record) and pomni has to console him again.
>>152977291>>152977312Don't bring Ming to this conversation. He is cool.
>>152977297>The show is about something that doesn’t become relevant until halfway through and doesn’t become the main focus until the endGoose got bodied for this until crashout btw
Do you think Pomni has a kissable butthole?
>>152977333Gangle why would ask that
>>152977325She’s accepted her role as full time tard wrangler
:O
>>152977341
>>152977179Funnybunny is deeper than romantic love (but yes the romantic art is often OOC or at least ‘wishful thinking AU/timeskip where Jax isn’t an actively suicidal KHV who’d have no idea what to do with romantic affection)
>>152977333*Honk*
>>152977333If she had sensitive bits, they would be pitch black like her gums and eyeball flesh.
>>152975851...that isn't Ragatha?
>>152977333
>>152977333Lucid Kinger...
>>152977303Uh, could you say it with a little more gusto?
>>152975370>put a bucket on kinger's head>he figures out how to disable/alter/kill caine in about 5 minutesso uhhhhhhhh why didnt he do any of that before he went crazy in the first place
>>152977219Ends up working at McDonald’s with Gangle and bonding over anime and depressionThen they all re-integrate with their human selves and Zooble has to cope with getting cucked
>>152977348When did we see her gums being black?
>>152977333I mean, it’s possible…
>>152977353BLEEHHH
Legitimate question...If you ship Funnybunny but NOT FunnybunnydollAnd you ship AbstragedyAnd you ship Checkmates...who do you ship Ragatha with???
>>152977365That's better!
>>152977333More kissable than Gangle’s/Zooble’s, less than Ragatha’s.
>>152977354Because Caine wasn't going full AM until just very recently
>>152977377Caine. Bowtie.
Why are there multiple threads?You guys have no organized method of keeping posts in one thread.
>>152977377They don't think about Ragatha
>>152977377>...who do you ship Ragatha with???Box wine and crying in a one-bedroom apartment at night.
>>152977377Ragatha is for me
>>152977279I don’t get Jax hate vibes here outside of a couple of distinct autistsPeople make fun of him a lot, but an equal amount sadpost about him and ship him with everything under the sun. I feel like reddit is filled with a lot more bizarre moralfaggotry, where hoping someone kill’s themselves is considered the lesser evil against being a video game griefer
>>152977333yes
>>152977312That’s why they’re not a couple, it’s still a very deep and important relationship
>>152977394you're telling me they think about literally everyone else EXCEPT her?
>>152977399
Pomni doesn't have a good hand.>lesbian ragdoll (doesn't swing her way, kind of ignored her for a while)>suicidal rape victim who threw her out of a truck once>"lesbians" (status debatable based on Zooble's gender)>Digital Dementia patient who might be old enough to be her father>dead god>dead crocodile husband (her actual pick, but he might be gone forever now)
>>152977297Utena did it better
>>152977412I know, some people have no taste.
>>152977297Pomni doesn't deserve this
Zooble smells good.
>>152977348Her tongue is red
>>152977419You forgot (assuming he's not dead, which is likely since he's a separate file from Caine) Daddy Bubble, creator of Shrimptown.
>>152976275Goose also said in separate posts Jax is lesbian, pansexual, attracted exclusively to bowling pins, homophobic, and more.As someone else put it, this is the equivalent of saying "who the fuck cares"
>>152977377I ship pomni and ragatha with kinger and caine.
Jax seemed a lot happier here.
>>152977381yeah but the entirety of the original gang had already abstracted by the time kinger finally went mad. you'd think at some point (really, from the moment they entered the circus), kinger would have tried *something* to alter their circumstances (e.g. make caine and his adventures less taxing to deal with) or figure out an escape
>>152977486That was post-crash out when people were mad at him being confirmed straight
The clussybowl causes a lot of controversy
>>152977377No one. She's for anon.
>>152977419well, he only threw her out of the truck ONCE
>>152977492Pomni's tiny a-cups are so cute.
>>152977377Ragatha deserves love but none of the circus members is quite right for her.
Do you think it feels weird to be technically naked? does their skin and clothing have different sensations when touched?
>>152977506Showtime? More like show's over.
What would change if Caine had a Norn from Creatures as a pet?
>>152977489No doubt in my mind this was before Ribbit abstracted. He’s still a scamp, but not a menace. Even the voice is different.
>>152977494He probably did back in the day, him and Scratch trying to fix things probably started the conflict that led to Caine accidentally causing Scratch’s abstractionThis was an emergency situation
>>152977541Goose worked in a McDonalds for a few years as a younger guy. It's not uncommon in fast food for the workers to get high since they're usually kids or shiftless losers. Even that movie Waiting from 20 years ago had plot points around it.
>>152977500>>152977331Why are you just making shit up?
>>152976063I am 100% convinced that Gangle is the brainscan of someone that got hit by a truck and possibly died or is in a coma.
What was the stupid sauce meant to even be? Was it meant to be alcohol or drugs? Is it a common thing in America to work under the influence?
>>152977486The reddit comment was long before all thatBut yeah overall it doesn’t matter because there’s no canon romances
>>152977377me
>>152977523sooo what is she to do
>>152975392
>>152976030>like a guy for his personality >reject him cause he's ugly/r9k/ is never wrong.
>>152977550Lurk more
>>152977569UNFFFFF
Is it gay if I wanna hug Jax and let him know things will be okay and that he's going to be okay and also make him wear panties
>>152977565wait for the literally me character to spawn inside the now-decaying circus
Pomni brings Jax to meet her parents>Pamela, Honey, are you pregnant? did this bad Jackson guy impregnate my little girl? we can take care of it, there is no shame in it, you don't have to marry this total loser!>Dad, i'm not pregnant!>THEN WHY ARE YOU WITH THIS HOMELESS MAN!??!?!
>>152977569Why are their bellybutton visible?
>>152977606Because it's hot, no other reason
>>152975370reminder:
You faggots hardly ever respond to me
>>152977618k
>>152977625We don't like to talk to faggots.
>>152977625yeah you like that?
>>152975691>if i woke up looking like that, i would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it
Since Caine is dead and his censors are down, there's nothing in place to keep Gangle from violently cumming every time Jax bullies her.
>>152977625
>>152977349ragatha is taking the pictures
>>152977630>>152977635>>152977643Yes thank you so much...
I want to be Jax.
I want to beat Jax.
>>152977667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUs1-FgHx20
>>152977618gigabased
>>152977640There's nothing to keep Jax from violently cumming every time Ragatha violently pegs him either.
I want money.
>>152977656That may just be what ah need to bus...That might just be what ah need to buuusss...Cuz am bussin...
i want a girlfriend
I want TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY
AAARRRRRRRRGRRGHHHHH
I want to fuckin piss
>>152977689There are girls in this thread, but they are all stacies with boyfriends
>>152975449CAKED UP
>>152977735What's a girl?
I want Jax to live, but only because it's what Pomni wants. You wouldn't want her to CRY would you?
>>152954201FTM, because the MTFs are the rapists
>A man put on a headset>This is how he got trapped in the cyber space>KG was a 31-year-old man>Presenting to the digital circus, unconscious
Caine will return.
>>152977677me too
Episode 9 ending revealed.
>>152977884>The doctors identified he was suffering from hyperfagemia. Hyper meaning high, fag meaning gay, and emia meaning presence in blood. High gay presence in blood.
>>152977909bubble taking over though
>>152977942I think bubble is scratch, which is why they said "daddy bubble" in episode 5, they're recalling how they created Caine.Yes i'm using that joke as evidence.)
>>152977942Bubble died with Caine
>>152977918if you're gonna be ritualposting this the least you could do is get the full size version instead of this thumbnail ass version
going off the theory that the jax in the short in the happier jax, what if we only see ribbit and kaufmo in shorts?
i'm bubble
me on my dinner date on the Ragatha family palatial estate>"Oh my god, what are you wearing?">"You called me and asked me to dress floral!">"I said formal, oh my god, even your tie... you look like a hawaiian postcard!""Ohh... well that makes sense. Howsabout I turn my jacket inside out? Nevermind, its a one those reversible ones, now this side has palm trees and cars, is that more or less formal than the floral side?">"Do you have anything else you can wear? Something WITHOUT flowers or palm trees!?">"I always have a denim jacket in the back of my car just in case, but I don't think thats very formal." >*Ragatha facepalms hard enough to leave a mark, albeit temporarily*>"Hey, by the way, is your mother's dinner kosher-friendly?">"No, why did you not mention this before?">"I didn't think it was worth mentioning?">"Now, what exactly are you gonna eat while we are in there? she made a whole roast!!">"Roasted pork?! That sounds great!">"But you just asked if her cooking was kosher friendly?">"I was just wondering is all.">"Do you have any more questions before we head inside? I'm sure mother would just love to pick me apart for bringing home someone that she didn't handpick for me and this is the result.">"What, does your mother hate flowers or something?">"I wouldn't necessarily say she hates things, she just very selective about her likes, and one of those things she likes does NOT include a suit jacket with flowers all over it!">"Ok, so thats a yes on the denim jacket? I mean this place sorta looks like a ranch so maybe she would think its charming, in a country sorta way?">"Even if you were the heir to a billionaire's fortune, she would tell you that 'you look better suited to sell me corn dogs' all before even breaking bread.">"Theres gonna be bread?">"I swear if you say you have celiac disease, I'm gonna scream.">"No, I love bread!"
>>152977961They didn't popthey're just inactive in that momentdaddy bubble episode 9 bubble dog man letting the abstracted loose and npcs run for an extended time as the world crumbles, anarchy in the circus!
>>152977967Go find it for me, then.
>>152977999You blew it, anon
>>152978033i honestly think if it came to blows between the matriarch and me, she would probably trounce me all while having a glass of wine in her hand
>>152978033intrusive thought provoking screenshot
>>152978045uhhh elaborate?
Bound by holy autismony.
>>152978033Notice how she's fucking fat.
Gangle... easy on the watermelon
one episode left. what's our prediction here
>>152978043You'd like that though
>>152978070Damn, that's a good catch
>>152978087i guess that big purple loser is really rubbing off on her, huh?!
>>152978099rubbing each other is all they can do in this sexless digital circus
>>15297807415. Burger King Foot Lettuce
>>152978074I'm going 3 or 1. I'd argue they're effectively the same unless its explicitly explained that they're a copy and their real self is still out there which feels a bit too cringe for me
>>152978074I'll be genuinely surprised if it's anything but 3, it just makes the most sense.
Funnybunny is just proof...that the jerk always gets the girl... not gamers like us...
Jax looks so happy here :^)
>>152978113>Two choicesRIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING AWARD
>only 273 days until the show finale
>>152978113>combines episode 8
>>152978120Troubled jerk. There's a difference.
>>152978113It was always SOMA. Was there truly any doubt?
We technically heard Kaufmo's voice here
>>152978131>>152978134>>152978141Yes, I'm stupid and didn't read properly, but it still makes the last episode pretty long
>>152978151im gonna watch this on imax and whenever something good happens im gonna jump out of my seat and yell KINO. but if the episode sucks, im gonna bring my sewing kit out and then cut open multiple seats and stuff cat turds that ive been collecting for weeks and just put into a baggie with water and then sew them back up
>>152978151>Goose's End of Evangelion, complete with making part of the original series the first act of the movieYes... yes! YES!!!!!!!COME TO PAPA!!!!
>>152978151>June 4Uhh...
>>152978151>"The viral internet sensation "The Amazing Digital Circus""
>Bubble calls themselves daddy bubble in episode 5>Thus proving bubble is the product of an attempted reconstruction of Scratch>The licking and sharp teeth are due to dog traits>Bubble's flawed de-abstraction nature is why they got so lucid in ep 8, they are only half mad instead of full mad like with abstracted beasts.
I need Ragatha cuddles
https://www.cinemark.com/movies/the-amazing-digital-circus-the-last-act>I have to subject myself to being surrounded by other TADC fans if I don't want to get spoiled in June
>>152978187It says>to see before anyone else in the worldThe theatrical release is before the regular release
>>152978204>https://www.cinemark.com/movies/the-amazing-digital-circus-the-last-actHow did they make that much animation while making the other episodes at the same time??
>>152978204eh.. im gonna go and im gonna sport the ragatha keychain so that everybody knows im a badass
DADDY BUBBLE = SCRATCH
If this theatre thing is real, I'm gonna have to stay away from this board completely for like a whole week.
>>152978200Stupid sexy gender confused jellybean thing...
>>152978223>the tumour was also brainscanned
>>152978151>June 4thUnless this is an incredibly exclusive screening this is bullshit. How am I supposed to wait two weeks??
I was making a playlist of songs that suit the cast members but I can't think of one for Pomni, Jax and Kinger yet. Anybody have any suggestions?So far I have:Ragatha https://youtu.be/IObGWfVZ90I(It's about a father but the lyrics can be about parents in general)Zooblehttps://youtu.be/asaCQOZpqUQ(Self explanatory)Ganglehttps://youtu.be/wUOcQnWbk_U(Song about being bored with life)
>>152977007With his love for bees, insects who die after stinging humans because they felt threatened, same as Caine´s fate
>>152978267kinger is a CCR guy, i know it in my heart of hearts
>>152978267Every single Radiohead song for Jax.
>>152978204>>152978260Or you watch a camrip
Either it's BS or it's not showing when I look for it in upcoming events.
>>152978210it's combined with episode 8.
>>152978291It's still over an hour long
>>152978062Fine, have my intrusive stream of thought transcript. What happens next is your fault for asking for elaboration.is there... a gut in the ribbon?no there cant be, it's digitalor maybe there is a map...okay please stop, no way there's a... well there somes to be some 'inside' going by episode 7 and the key caine stored somewhere past the throat. But why would they have that? It's digital assets.Well maybe they have map or usecase, nintendo games had levels like that, wouldnt be the weiredest adventure caine thought of....dude calm downbut like is there a gut lumen in between the ribbons or...?no way it's too 2d for thatbut it is ..why are you still thinking about this
>>152978290they might announce it tomorrow. idk how cinemark works, is it easy to fake something like this?
I would fuccl Jax's ass amd I think xausr Goose like men more than women ssO men in show hotter cause Goose is male faggot
>>152978297i commend you for your imagination, i just wish it was in something not as exotic, so to speak
>>152976405Is this cropped? I honestly don't care but the motion is very smooth.....>>152976369We actually know, go watch closely when he gets choked by Pomni and Zooble (and when he laughs so hard he loses his breath after scaring gangle in the haunted house episode) If you don't care about spoilers [spoilers] he turns into a sharp-toothed flat png version of himself
CaineGPT create an awesome adventure for me and my amazing digital friends to partake in
>>152978267I'll throw in Dark Side of Freedom for Kinger or Scratch for the sake of a TFR mention.
>>152978204I don't even have any cinemarks near me this is going to be hell
>>152978299It's an actual movie theater chain, so it should be harder to make fake listings on than IMDb. Either someone working for them decided to troll the fandom for some reason and is getting fired, or it's real.
>>152978316>HELLO MY DIGITAL DAREDEVIL DARLINGS, TODAY WE WILL EXPLORE THE WONDERFUL AND EXCITING WORLD OF MEAT PROCESSING!!
>>152977991There’s no way Ribbit’s not showing up properly considering the VA announcement and general hype, people were already ready to kill Goose when she hinted Ribbit wouldn’t be in episode 8Kaufmo’s probably getting the shaft though. But they did get Arin Hanson to voice him in a short (literally just saying “hey guys”), and since Glitch is now working with Arin maybe they’ll get him back for the merchiverse, but it sounded more like a one off gag
I think if Glitch couldn't get a date closer to the release date they shouldn't have done this. Everyone's going to know what happened by the time the episode releases.
>>152978337>ArinOh for fuck's sake
>>152977640How would Cory handle being in the Digital Circus?
>>152978151Imagine being in a cinema with TADC autists when the fucking song playsAlso this better not be real, I don’t wanna have to stay off the internet for two fucking weeks to avoid the inevitable leaks
>>152978354>this better not be realCinemark is an American movie theater chain. Why would they make shit up?https://www.cinemark.com/movies/the-amazing-digital-circus-the-last-act
>>152978267Literally any Radiohead song for Jax, have you not been here the last few weeks?
>>152978342For real, this is gonna be so fucking annoying for everyone else
Stop ignoring me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXE9eSX05XE?feature=share
Who the fuck premieres a theatrical movie on a Thursday?
>>152978382im willing to put up with two minutes of stinky retards singing but if they stand up to sing, then im legally and morally obligated to whip my XL polar pop with mountain dew voltage down the rows
Jax's penis
>>152978267Ragatha>Hold On by Wilson Phillips>Washing Machine Heart by Mitski>I Bet on Losing Dogs by Mitski>Valley of the Dolls by Marina>The State of Dreaming by Marina>All-American Bitch by Olivia Rodrigo
>>152978350This would be the body made for his mind file.
>>152978398Probably the only date they could get. It's incredibly random.
>>152978407>she calls it pomni sized instead of pathetic and weird looking
Ok what if we just all buyout a theater so we don't have to interact with other TADC fans
>>152978433do you honestly think anyone here has money or can drive!?
>>152978437I can drive...
>>152978437I have money but I can't drive
>>152978433But you are a TADC fan and I'll have to interact with you
>>152978443>>152978440damn, that was easy. now you guys got a date!
>the entire show was just a melty about creative ai
>>152978433>a theaterYeah, just one. For all of us. Across the country. The world even. So most of us would have to fly. Great idea.
>>152978367I don't know how hard it is to set up a Fathom Event but it's possible they haven't checked whether who they are dealing with is the copyright holder.
>>152978433What if buy Jsx sex doll and take turns banging it
>>152978447We all agree to wear elaborate mascot costumes and sit on opposite sides of the theater
>>152978267“I Don’t Wanna Be Me” and “Life is Killing Me” by Type O Negative for Jax
>>152978454I'm not attracted to Jax...
>>152978399I’m talking about leaks inevitably flooding the internet for two full weeks before the episode airs
>>152978452No I meant we each buyout a theater.
>>152976077>>152976105>>152976231>>152976280>soma hattersWhat kind of autism is this? It's the only theory that makes sence if a butch of people suddenly went missing in a company and more people went missing over the years in the same place the police soon or later would investigate, cut the power and analyze all hard drivers.
https://www.atomtickets.com/movies/the-amazing-digital-circus-the-last-act/414335I'm pretty sure it isn't bullshit
>>152978466im gonna send you an important looking email and its actually a spoiler
Someone please ask Goose about this.
>>152978475I think there's going to be an announcement tomorrow.
>>152978462Dude its free sex you can just bang it
>Theatrical release for finale imagine the fucking smell inside those theaters
OK but if they keep TADC in theaters for two weeks it'll be eligible for an Oscar nomination.
>>152978467Pfft, oh, right, totally doable...
TADC the movie is REAAAAAAL
>only found this show because it kept exploding all over the internet after every episode>literally got spoiled for every major plot point before I even started watching>still somehow became extremely engrossed and attached to the show>episode 8 was the only or where I didn’t know what was gonna happen and it blew me the fuck away>now they’re gonna leak the grand fucking finale two entire fucking weeks before I’ll be able to see itRelease it in theatres simultaneously or afterwards for fucks sake
>>152978508>>now they’re gonna leak the grand fucking finale two entire fucking weeks before I’ll be able to see itQrd?
>>152978508Or do it the Thursday before.
>>152978525Scroll up
>>152978525They're putting the finale in theaters. >>152978469>>152978151
Man... I'm gonna be watching the Backrooms movie in theaters, too...
>someone is going to say something funny because it can't be that depressing can it?They're gonna find out they're stuck permanently with no way out at all
i go to reddit, far from jax jurisdiction
>>152978525The finale will be in theatres two weeks before the general release:https://www.cinemark.com/movies/the-amazing-digital-circus-the-last-act
This is stupid.
I need some asshole who doesn't care about animation to bafflingly give TADC the Oscar and for Goose to not even show up lol
>>152978556One or more of the actors will and accept it for her, I'm sure
>>152978567In this completely unlikely scenario I think the two guys who own Glitch would do it.
Guys, April Fools is soon.
>>152978469Still, MAYBE it's possible they're just pulling data from Cinemark, which is pulling data from Fathom, which possibly has a security loophole in how they vet proposals.https://www.fathomentertainment.com/contact-us/
>>152978576And what's the date today, genius?
>>152978576>5 days until your parents tell you that they love you and don't regret not having an abortion
>>152978597parents?
I'm gonna cry, bros...
>>152978578idk what this means, but I hope you’re right, because it’s not only a really weird decision to make at all, but a really weird way to announce it
>>152977675You mean gangle pegging him?
>>152978613How did someone even find this?
>>152978551But like.. why
>>152978612>bad impulsive decisionsThis definitely explains Goose's favorites during the writing process.
>>152978620Glitch wants to make money, simple as.
NEW:>>152978629>>152978629>>152978629
if these theaters think i am above stealing cutouts of the characters, they are dead wrong
>>152978620Goose wants to be America's Hideaki Anno, simple as.
Chocolate chip
>>152978626I guess, at the very least they could make it just 1 week instead of 2 before it comes out on their channel, not being able to go to youtube for 2 weeks to avoid spoilers fucking sucks
>>152978267>jaxStaple Tapeworms (to my Penis)
>>152978651You could just treat everything related to it as clickbait and dismiss it until it releases. Besides, until either Glitch or Goose confirms this, this could all somehow be an elaborate ruse (although still really fun to think about).
>>152978626>nuke your finale for a few thin profit margin asses in seats
Move>>152978711>>152978711
>>152978705I think it was Goose's idea and Glitch said>Did you just say "print money"?>I mean... it won't NOT make money, so--->Hell yeah, let's print some money!
>>152978746nigga
>>152960186>>152960192>>152961428>>152961544Nah, you're just a delusional retard.
>>152977333She doesn’t have one
>>152976063Huh.
>Closest Cinemark 2 and a half hours awayLove to see it
>>152978440Fucking oldfag
>>152978350His mouth would’ve been permanently zipped
>>152977640>Jaaaaax, pleassssse stop bullying meeeee>but you like it!>that's not the poooiiiinnnnnttttt!