Our Fandom May Never Stop EditionQott: Drop something cringy you've done that was Homestuck related, The worst the better!!Last Dream Bubble >>153000115
first for killing rose lalonde with a brick
>>153017826i still remember this
>>153017826I wanna fuck the white haired chick who looks like an even more goth version of mandy from billy and mandy
>>QOTT I unironically made a shipping chart with all my friends from my freshman year of highschool, one of my friends saw it and crush one of my quadrant charts I made. Allah give me enough autism again and I will do that with my coworkers
person who requested this, give me the (You)'severyone else, i hope you like it!
>>153017878finallly. feferidan /ss/... i am now enli6htened
also 7th for prospitcest!
>>153017826Not anything specific, but my crush on Terezi when I was first interacting with the fandom was very very public and I embraced the identity of “the guy who wants to fuck Terezi” a little too much. I don’t really regret it, though.
>>153017878Peak
>>153017826>Qott: Drop something cringy you've done that was Homestuck related, The worst the betterI wrote a poem about homestuck and the poem was published in a book
>>153017907The actual hsg book??? Anon...
>>153017856I wonder what the comorbidity of mental illness and being a Homestuck is. It's probably 1.
>>153017826hyperbreasts are based
>>153017826>Qott: Drop something cringy you've done that was Homestuck related, The worst the better!!ok fine but you asked for it. I'm working on a dirk x dave fic in my spare time
>>153017826i was "friends" with a homestuck liking pedophile
>>153017826henlo i am literally the aspect of day dream. ask me anything
>>153017957...thats not homestuck related
>>153017826>Drop something cringy you've done that was Homestuck related, The worst the better!!I imagined all kinds of amazing scenarios where the comic would go after Cascade and truly believed Hussie would make something that would be 100 times better than all of them combined.
>>153017957you must like mindwipe then
>>153018038this guy is so based
how is everyone tonight, i was losing my mind drawing, but i managed to get it down, how about you guys :)
>>153017878>EriFef /SS/Glistening, Shining, Gargantuan Gemrald bossman
>>153018021thats not special every one here is like this
It's a rape thread.
>>153018067the orignal requester didnt even ask for shotadan but i had to.
>>153018082As you should, profoundly goated shit chief.
>>153018131ium glad you like it, i kinda struggled hard, lowkey i think it looks awful, but if you like it than i am happy
>>153017957That's why Jade is the best girl.
Trolls owe me cuddles, kisses, sex and lots of weird fucked up hybrid babies
>>153017826Glad that guys rp friend died that art is cringe I'd die too
>>153018324id sure die if my friend had opinions like yours
>>153018324sick burn!! very sick and nasty, the nastiest, absolutely putrid. Downright bubonic.
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>>153018356sudden moorunes? where's this from?
>>153018366he was drawing requests (i requested ellith lily makeouts)
>>153018376really? damn i missed him posting thensince he usually namefags he's easier to spot
>>153017826>qottI talked to a few women (who liked homestuck) about homestuck.
>>153018388easy come easy goes as they say. maybe next time
>>153018401Yeah sure anon that's SUPER cringy of you
>>153018403nah i dont mind not getting in on it, just weird i missed it lolhe did cook tho
On my comic on Whiteboard. What do you guys think of my Spades Slick take?I wanted to make him (as most other carapaceans) like those Stop Motion figurines on the Little Prince´s Animated Movie.But under these limitations of WhiteBoard... He does look kinda humanAnyway. What do you think?
>>153018430haven't been on the whiteboard in a hot min but cool, nice anon, keep up the drawing
>>153018356DANI YAYY
>>153018427I do not trust women who watch homestuck, they're crazier than normal woman crazy
>>153018470eh lady stuckies are your average tumblr user. their not that crazy. half of all lady deltarune fans could be stuckies right this second if they didnt have a weird prejudice against it.
>>153018256Who's this and where does this come from?
>>153018496Deltarune fans having beef with homestuck is a meta level irony so Ironic couldn't be explained in a single post
>>153018531trueif you do attempt to describe it please do so in a dave style way
>>153018543Im not a time player so I dont have the time to do so
>>153018528Trixie Dipsie from DEMON VAMPIRES FROM OUTER SPACEIt's very zoomer-y but I like the retarded troll girl
>>153017306So... this was ground zero... thanks for fucking nothing. Foids.Anyway. Incelshit aside.What do you think of the comic? as declared at the bottom. Anon is going into a birthday vacation to the Heart Lands!! :DSo... I´d like to know what do you think of my autismo passion proyect.
>>153019004
>>153019008
*gulp* There's two of them now?
>>153019004>>153019008>>153019015of course this is how he reproduces, no man or woman will ever touch himadapted to survive ig
>>153017988>I was friends with an average adult homestuck fanGood for you?
>>153017826>Drop something cringy you've done that was Homestuck related
>>153019015gulp
The forbidden ship.
>>153018356i really dont like how they draw ytris' expressions. hes not supossed to have this almost smug face on him. he would be giving a happy smile instead.hes a kind guy he would be the nicest service top ever. meaning that korpus had to ask for his ass to get pounded willingly
>>153019750Hi Anon! Quick context for you. That's the creator of Yttris. So I think he knows what expressions he would make.Thanks for reading!
>>153018356>"Keep fucking me, Skye. Gog, the way your girlcock is kissing my boycervix, the sex we're having is so heterosexual and not queer, it's just like grimdorks. Now knock me up."t. Alan SpaceDayshttps://files.catbox.moe/9gq4ur.png
>>153019788haha and what i did there was called a critique. im not an professonal industry artist but moonrunes isnt as well!look at picrel. this guy wouldnt hurt a fly.
>>153019816There is a timeline where evil smug yttris exists, we can give both versions love <3
>>153018356Ouuuugh Yttris massaging Korpus' little boy womb oooouugh
>>153019799He would never say this even though he has the vocabulary
>>153018356Is this coming out of that hsg discord? I refuse to join it
>>153020255gatekeeping our illuminati clique, secretly puppeteering the thread and making crucial choices on all mspfas here. we are OH! we have monster c-OH!-ck!
>>153019816I called it, walking into the fuschiablood meeting was a power move and no one can see the clandestined ways this twink ass mutant is moving but he is going to hit hard
>>153020323so your all massive ugly faggots?
>>153020427>your
>>153020255Yeah Moonrunes draws there sometimes. It's mostly just these threads but a bit gayer.
>>153020442That pisses me off. This place is supposed to be the circlejerk zone only retarded (not sexy) faggotry is possible on a gooncord
Twelve Angry Jurors, but it's Homestuck:>Juror One is Karkat>Juror Two is Tavros>Juror Three is Eridan>Juror Four is Aradia>Juror Five is Nepeta>Juror Six is Solux>Juror Seven is Gamzee >Juror Eight is Terezi>Juror Nine is Terezi>Juror Ten is Equius >Juror Eleven is Feferi>Juror Twelve is Vriska
Vehemently resist namefaggotry, discordtroonery and insular cultish behavior, resolutely uphold anonymity and opening up and reform. Criticize Moonrunes, criticize tridesert!
>>153020687It's not that big a deal methinks
runes is drawing goon instead of working in the updates on pb.
>>153020687Based, deport all discordniggers to the siberian wastes
i almost ate a moldy bread :(
>>153020869Love will always preveal in the end.
Reminder that you missed out on owning your own hive and highbloods will never let the prices become affordable on Alternia again.
How the beta kids would react to weed: >John: likes it until he tries watching any of his shitty movies and realizes the weed removes his massive suspension of disbelief>Rose: not into it at first but comes around after finding that smoking takes away her booze cravings. Was smoking cigarettes long before the other kids (thinks it makes me look more mature and aloof). >Dave: greened out his first time and cried on john's couch for hours. Swears that weed makes him gay.>Jade: has been growing it since toddler years. Main supplier for the kids, has multiple patents on cannabidiol products, ships ounces to the ISS, has custom squiddle-themed gravity bong
Why is the threas such a draaaaag.
>>153021296All the americans are asleep
>>153018430Underground comic vibes, not going to lie.
>>153021247I kind of miss this depiction of Alternia.
>>153021274>it makes me look more matureRose...
>>153021362It's almost noon in the eastern time zone. The majority of the population is awake.
>>153021530if you wake up and the first thing you do is go to 4chan then your life is miserable.
>>153021577What if I think your all cool and fun tho :)Even if there's constant infighting because of a certain fellow.
>>153021577Im a miserable person however my life is pretty good
>>153020687Hsg is not saint of image threads.Constant insistence to frame this as a conflict with 2 sides is more cultish and harmful to the threads than anything you pose. It's bound to create a tribalistic divide and no matter who wins thread quality will worsen if conflict actually starts. We're only lucky no one takes this all that seriously. Honestly you can probobly raise several good arguments against moonrunes behavior but simply saying discord troonery isn't convincing enough. Because I'm sure most of you guys have discord accounts even if you don't use them to go on the HSG discord. I know I certainly have one.So you have to be more clear with what standards you seemingly want to uphold, as opposed to gesturing to vauge things you don't like.
>>153021677no i said that as an absolutely good thing. means that people actually have lives outside of this.and besides he didnt even do that much yesterday.
hsg, how rapebable is heir of hope classpect?
>>153020687cope and seethe faggot
>>153022022i dont think hopes are very rapeable. because their completly dellusional so i think in a weird way ittle turn into consent eventually
>>153022022Id hit it
>>153021577True, I only get on /hsg/ after I've clocked in at work.
>>153022022Charlie Morningstar and Makoto Naegi.
>>153019788>>153019750i was just makin him an evil pushing on korpus' nice belly bulge.... yes..... yes.....
I want to marry Xefros...
>>153021796>We're only lucky no one takes this all that seriously.You seem to be taking it pretty seriously. It's mostly a joke, do you not see the absurdity of using a chinese mass campaign poster and maoist standard english propaganda phrase whilst comparing someone to the chinese general Lin Biao. The pharse "opening up and reform" is the final clue. The part about resisting cultish behavior and namefaggitry is true tho, discordniggers should stay on their toes.
>>153020687But they're the only ones fucking doing anything in these threads. The only comic discussion that goes on is about shit that's so ooc it may as well be a donut oc thread, or we could talk about the piss that is hsbc2fuckingwhatever which has years of garbage to wade through just to watch our old favorite characters express their new genders and sexualities while they languish. What little of the real plot shit we get is so meager there's nothing to really dig into.
>>153021796> raise several good arguments against moonrunes behaviorlike?
>>153022230just letting you know that the kissmesis kortris (wow that a good ship name actually) agenda just isnt true!
>>153022278itoddler
>>153022278>iPad screenshotget a computer and learn to crop retard
>>153022272I agree. I just do not see how constructing this argument and filtering it through a veil of ironic sentiment is supposed to sway anyone, or even be very amusing. At best you get someone glazing over it and not paying any mind to it, and at worst you get someone particularly anal like me to try to dig into it, because i have the same concerns as that original poster. Perhaps I have not gone through enough 4chan scorn to have a hardened heart, because i wish nothing more for the threads to thrive, and for them not to be consumed by a cult of personality around one person (which is saying something, because i am an attention whore), I quite like prisounbound, but it would be a be a shame to have everyone suck up to moonrunes.So I wish not to come off as to combative or belligerent, merely I would rather tackle the problem head on. Of course, inevitably this will come off as a tad childish but its one of those things where it at the very least shows i care.
>>153022349>>153022391I saved that as is from these threads and will leave it as such because it fits
Moonrunes, and his girlfriend, Tridesert.
good morning hsg!!!ok soooo like i totally havent been drawing any john jade recently at all! and but that changes today. I rewrote chapter 2 of my fic a while ago, cause its kind of trash as it was originally, but because of me changing the context completly, a majority of the drawings are unusable as they are, soooo im going to do a whole bunch of new ones. In all practicality this is like getting a new chapter! since its basically a totally different story. So its a win win for everyone. anyway? How is your day!
classpecting the girls from DDLC:>MonikaPrince of Heart>SayoriMage of Heart OR Knight of Doom>YuriHeir of Void>NatsukiMaid of Bloodany questions? i think i'm right but obviously, i could be not. GOD I FUCKING LOVE CLASSPECTING I'm so fucking normal about classpecting.
>>153022567 (me)correction:>SayoriKnight of Doom OR Knight of Rage
>>153022492>and his girlfriend, Tridesert.i thought they were mutual bitchboys for eachother
>>153022567i think knight of Doom fits, given her roll if monika were to ever self delete.
>>153022427It's fine as long as people know to keep their discord posting to their discord and not bring it here. The problem starts when people attention whoring and start thinking themselves thread celebrities so they start talking about themselves instead the topic and jerking each other off about their daily lives. This is discord behavior and should stay there. Also for the record I don't give a fuck about moonrunes or tridesert and know nothing about them or pb, I just named them to rile up anons.
>>153022582>mutual bitchboysClose, one is a bitch, the other is a boy, and both talk how gay and homosexual their penis-in-vagina sex is.
>>153022598yeah, i'm thinking definitely Knight of Doom. I can *see* Rage too, since it's not just associated with just like anger, but some other stuff I've read about, but probably Doom, since she kinda (though under the influence of Monika) kills herself (which is pretty Doom-coded, since Doom kinda equals death)
Mituna fixing his brain and immediately raping a girl (not Latula because she was nice to him) would be a good storyline
>>153022629there is more to this as well i think. Doom is about inevitability and decay and death and pain of all kinds. what i think makes Sayori a knight of doom, is that even in the worst of times she remains strong, or at least presents the appearance of such. Knights mask their inner feelings and insecurities, just as sayori did, she had always had her depressive problems, Monika only made them worse. If monika deletes and Sayori is granted the awareness she had, she would serve as a protector and guider to the rest of the club, knowing the knowledge she does, unfortunately she crumbles under the pressure understandably.
>>153022611I rather appreciate that moonrunes and tridesert have better things to do than to try and suck up thread attention. I would argue the antics of 86 kun, that rather distinctive typing quirk, his incessant oversharing, and general lack of any sort of restraint on his part is more disruptive. Though he often does not show himself around here any longer. I quite enjoy the theory that lovecraft cat is actually disguising himself as 86 kun. Never the less, I agree with you for the most part. This is supposed to be an open thread about discussing homestuck and various other facets of it, clogging with too many inside jokes can leave it rather...difficult to discuss in, though I have yet to see it become a problem. I thank you for your thoughtful responses. It is nice to have a clear conversation with another user, without the need for insults.
>>153022658yeah that makes the most sense, with all the Doom symbolism. It's almost crazy how good characters fit into certain Aspects. Like, i think Classpects might be the best thing the Huss has come up with due to its sheer versatility. Or something like that. On a slightly unrelated note, for some fucking reason I thought of GLaDOS for some reason. I haven't played Portal. But I think she might be a Page of Heart. Just a hunch, but I believe it wholeheartedly
>>153022703i mean i like the 6uy kinda 8ut i wouldn't want it to 8e thou6ht that I was Lovecraft's Cat. i mean i don't sound that schizophrenic do i?
>>153022582Tridesert has a vagina.
>>153022749cool
>>153022744you literally trauma nuked multiple threads with sad embarrassing information paragraph posts ad nauseam, you might not be schizophrenic but you bring the quality of these threads down substantially
I need to give Dirk a blowjob
>>153022720very interesting classpect, i think it fits more for portal 2 glados, where she undergoes a slight character arc, and then promptly ends it herself. From that point forward i no longer think the classpect is applicable, and would default back to what i believe her overall classpect is, which is a Muse of Light.muses are static entities which have no influence over the story, and yet all the influence over its setting and world. Glados has no agency of her own, and merely exists as a facilitator of the aperture science testing grounds. Her role, other than being a super computer with most of all human knowledge ever recorded, is to BE aperture science, and to continue its existence long after humans die out. She is the lab, she controls it in a literal sense, so i think the muse class is rather applicable. It also helps that as a computer, she cannot move in any way, and her influence over the plot and the moment to moment events of the games is actually extremely limited because of her programming to NEED to run fair tests without intervention unless necessary, like a muse. the light aspect simply applies best because of her being a computer, her being a big smart girl, and her being extremely relevant and central to the series, being basically one of 3 named characters in the series.
>>153022782Dave...
>>1530227808/that was, like twice. i'm over that now, see? i make hi6h quality posts now, like... classpect stuff. and... other stuff and shit. new year new me and all that
>>153022744>>153022780Hey I never said it was true. I just find it highly amusing, and if i was a hope player you damn well would see me hardcore BELIEVING in it.
>>153022804>hi6h quality posts>sucked lovescraft cat's dick multiple times>"quality"you shot quality dead
>>153022651Actually frontal lobe injury strongly reduces one's inhibitions and often causes hypersexuality so actually tard!Mituna is more likely to rape someone
>>153022820that was ironic okay? i was on my Strider arc you 6otta understand
>>153022823has anyone drawn mitunua being bitten by fuckin golden freddy like in fnaf 4. if not, i should prob draw that. i think it would be funny as hell.
>>153022567Here's my opinion:>Monika is a Thief of Heart >Sayori is a Rogue of Life>Yuri is a Witch of Void>Natsuki is a Bard of Blood
>>153022827>I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>153022703nta but 86kun isnt lord english. he doesnt change the outcome of the thread significantly. you literally seen it,a thread basically works like this: there are probably 20 people here, most are lurking. the only people (or thing) who can make a change are updates from hs or an fanadventure, art, some hot pimping discusion and thats it. it is very thoughtful of yourself to talk shit about a guy and then say "without the need for insults."
>>153022278>AT&TOh no...
>>153022835i disagree with the thief class. theives steal and take for themselves where as princes destroy. don't you think exaggerating and worsening the negative aspects of the other members of the club to make herself look more appealing is a prime example of "destroying identity" as is befitting a prince of heart? that is her main MO, and when that doesn't work, she straight up just kills the other girls.
People can't handle my quality ideas for the characters and it causes controversy >>153022823He's a special rapist who gets hornier and rapier the smarter he gets. Gotta use his psychic powers for something when he's not saving everybody
>>153022782t. Tavros
morning hsg, yall listen to that new album yet?
>>153022872The way I see it is that Thieves tend to have this hole inside of them that they need to fill, it's why they steal (it doesn't have to literally be stealing either). Monika realizes everything around her is fake, including herself, but to make herself more of a person she attempts to steal (You) and your love to fulfill herself. She robs others of their intended personalities, she robs you of the dating game experience, all so that she can feel better. Walter White is a Prince of Heart. I'll elaborate later, but I need to head out for now.
>>153022788Hmmm. I don't know. I mean, again, I haven't played Portal or its sequel, but I did remember seeing a playthrough or something to that effect. I definitely don't think she's a Muse. Calliope is completely irrelevant and can be removed from the story with no problem. If you remove Glados the story kinda falls apart. I also think she's Heart (or Mind) bound, since... well, she's a computer for one (Mind-coded), and she starts off sociopathic and unempathetic, before gaining some semblance of... something. I think. It's been a while, but I think that's how it happens. Wheatley is definitely a Page of Mind, which I think is funny. Maybe. Page of Light could work too, but I think Page of Mind, since he's really emotional.>>153022835I can see Thief for Monika, but not Thief of Heart. Thief of Mind or Vriska classpect maybe, but not of Heart. Witch of Something could work as well. Like Witch of Heart or MindAnd I don't agree with Rogue of Life or Bard of BloodYou see, Rogue's usually are rebelling against something (Roxy and the Condesce, uh... Nepeta and Equius). Sayori doesn't really do that. I can see Sylph more than Rogue, really. Rogues have that rebellious spirit.And for Bards. It could be just the belief nature of Rage and Hope respectively, since Bard of Hope/Rage are the only Bards we see, but from those, we see that the Bards start with a deeply held belief that is then broken, causing them to basically crash out. I don't see Natsuki with that. Maids, on the other hand, start under someone else's thumb (Jane under Condy's, Aradia under... god, fucking Doc Scratch, LE, etc.) and, i'm not sure if it's canon or if I've seen so much fanon that I've just accepted it into my knowledge of her as a character, but I'm like 86% sure its implied she's being abused (Maid-coded) by a parent figure (Blood-coded). But we both agree on the Blood Aspect so I didn't really need to add that last part.
>>153022827why fake being an idiot?
>>153022868I feel it is more than fair to bring those things up as real criticisms, even if they are worded quite harshly. More over I think his actions, even if not malicious, can be disruptive and I wanted to show an example of something i think actually does make for a disruptive force in threads. I don't think any one person has the power to completely overtake a thread, but often times, we can enter a cycle of 86 posting, someone ragging on him, he responds, and it becomes a never ending cycle because neither party stops posting, until one side fizzles out. One could say I fall for this pitfall myself. Here i am, responding to a message I do not have to, but i feel this is worth saying. I do not HATE 86, not really. And I think this will be the last post i make regarding this conversation.
>>153022864yea, 8asically. That's what irony is. I mean, it's clear that he has to work on his art skills immensely. I was 8ein6 ironic 8y sayin6 it's 6ood. Cus that's funny. At least, I thou6ht it was>>153022984cus i think it's funny to say somethin6 ridiculously a8surd. Like when i said "first for killing rose lalonde with a brick". No, I don't think we should kill rose with a 8rick (despite ryona 8ein6 8ased), 8ut it's funny 8ecause it's just a ridiculously violent statement
>>153017826I just remember the one person i knew who was into this never explaining anything and disappearing from my life for no reason after mentioning pesterchum one time.
>>153022982Calliope can be removed from the PLOT, but she cannot be removed from the STORY. Because a story is both a plot and a setting. Calliope is the setting of homestuck itself. She is everything. She is not the reason everything, or ANYTHING happens, buuuuut she is the the medium in which those events take place. her knowledge through watching the characters, is the reason why the characters do anything at all, she is a figure that people chase and journey towards. and when the time is right, she can act. Muses are passive but not inactive. They merely wait to strike, and that wait usually means all of eternity until the very last second. Likewise glados can be removed from the events of portal 1 entirely and nothing changes, the lab could be running on auto pilot without a sentient being in control and the events would stay the same, but the setting would be deeply effected. there would be no villain to defeat, no person to insult and to drive you, no one to give you insight and hints of this world. This goes double for portal 2, until the second she is ejected into potato form, depowered, she goes through a different arc, before reverting permanently.
>>153023043I rescind my statement about Calliope being removable. She isn't. In fact, she's indirectly the reason for the entire story happening. Her existence is important, because she's the cause for LE destroying everything in order to kill her. Without her, LE has no reason to be, and without LE, nothing happens. She's a load-bearing character (i'd let her bear my load iykwim). If you remove her, the story falls apart.But with Glados, without her, there's no reason for, like anything to happen. Yeah, it *could* be automatic, but it hasn't been shown to be. Yeah, Lord English *could* find another reason to want to destroy literally everything like a toddler throwing a tantrum, but there isn't. But I digress, Glados actively effects the story, outside of her mere existence as a goal for other characters (which is what Calliope is; a goal for LE, a goal for one of the dancestors (i forgot which), and a goal for Roxy and shit).
>>153023043english schizo faggot
>>153023116nta 8ut what? what??
>>153022924no i was listening to this one instead. clearly trolls haven't invented the bass guitar yet
>>153023111 (me)As an addendum, I have seen a Classpecting essay thing that states that Space is a naturally Passive aspect, but I think even then, Calliope's extreme irrelevance in the story is caused by her being a Muse, and not just by her being Spacebound
>>153022427omg kankri please type less
>>153023111When I say automatic, i mean the mechanics of the game do not depend on her. Her impact on the plot is extremely negligent, she exists as someone to talk to the player/chel, and when she turns out to be evil, she exists as a dragon to be slain. Weatly in portal 2 would still go for power within the facility, and when given that power his mind would be corrupted immediately, if not by the same vector of Glados demeaning him. I think dragons and muses are actually quite similar. Dragons sleep in a hoard of treasure, not affecting the story until it is time for them to be defeated. The story is never really about them, they just exist as a fixture in the world, and on occasion the facilitator of big events.
I like it when Dirk Yells "WooHoo"
>>153022993i you arent going to respond, i will simply say what i need no answer to.if you ignore someone then talk badly about them, that person will feel some resentment. have you ever talked to the guy and sincerely say what hes doing wrong or about this same criticism? keep that answer.
>>153023171ok :)
theres a reason people actually like moonrunes. it's because hes engaging and personable at least from what ive experienced. he hasnt done anything that would warrant large scale criticism for just making an adventure people are fond of.I dont get the hating
man we need to set up magmas again, what happened to these :p i drew in one once, but then they stopped! these are so much better than the whiteboards, mostly because drawing on whiteboards make me wanna pull my hair out!
>>153023190I still disagree. Okay, in Portal 1, I can maybe agree that she is a Muse, but since the Portal chronology doesn't just end there, her arc extends past her being intensely Passive and less impactful. I still think she's a Page, but I can be convinced otherwise on that, but I sincerely doubt, from everything that happens from Portal 1 to Portal 2, that she's merely a Muse.>>153023233holy shit that goes hard as fuck
I think moonrunes should give me 100(maybe even more) usd i would like him way more that way.
>>153023233its probably because its a tradition to do whiteboards at this point. so no one bothers.
i think jane crocker is the reason i have a breeding kink
>>153023246The coward’s method. A true prince pulls it off with $0 exchanged
>>153023221i don't think it's Moonrunes himself, but the people he inspires to post. pbsd posters are, in my opinion, kind of annoying. Plus, the major FOMO i get when the thread talks about pbsd makes me pissed off, so instead of directing my hate at the posters themselves, it's easier to just go "fuck chaserunes and troondesert" rather than go "i dislike all this posting about something I haven't read and have no interest in reading. Discussion about it makes me feel as though I'm being left out" Because that's not exactly conductive to>>153023264what?
>>153023242i think being ejected from her position of power in portal 2, actually does make her become or at least go through the arc of a page of heart. Removed from the knowledge and her position of importance she can actually begin to be a person. but also remember that Glados deletes all traces of her former humanity at the end of the game, which is why i say she reverts back to "musehood"i could be convinced of something else, something equally passive, but she is for the most part, completely passive when she is hooked up to aperture.
>>153023221He's alright himself, he's just catching strays because pbsd fans are generally massive faggots who need to be gassed.
>>153023287Oh. Ohhhhh. I didn't know that. Bard of Mind obviously. Classic Bard arc I think. Going from Mind-like to Heart-ish then destroying the remnants of her Heart to revert back to Mind.
>>153023315you raise a good point there anon. I quite like this actually, its a similar act to what gamzee does to himself. >>153023307pbsd fans are homestuck fans for homestuck
>>153023272ow the fuck are you getting fomo when you have no interest in reading it.
>>153023315 (me)Addendum to this post. I have a little theory that Bards are naturally capricious (terminally so, one could say). They start their arc deep into, or suppressing their Aspect (Gamzee using sopor slime to suppress his Rage, Cronus starting off being hopelessly naive and believing in wizards and shit). Only when their identity, which essentially being held up by their Aspect, is shattered (Gamzee's stupid clown religion which he based his entire persona on being disproven/mocked by Chud Strider, Cronus' wizard shit, which is who he used to be, being convinced out of it by ??? (never explicitly said who)), do they flip to the other side of acceptance/suppression of their Aspect (Gamzee going berserker mode when he used to be chill dude, Cronus being a doomer when he used to be a Hopepilled wizardchad).Hopefully this sounds coherent. I think it's honestly ingenuous, and that this is exactly the Bard's arc, which is what Glados basically goes through, but at the end, she decides to go back into her previous identity, harder than before, instead of going full into Heart-mode
i havent read homestuck but i have masturbated to the characters a bunch
>>153023426Who did you lose the most gallons to?
>>1530234266ood. never read homestuck. worst decision of my life
btw that ace attorney section on hiveswap has the best Novel Drawings of the Characters but oh god that Section is such a drag. Is just filler that took way too long.
>>153023401>(never explicitly said who)Probably Kankri because he's been already shown to have an absolutely cancerous(heh) influence on Cronus.
>>153023452i only liked it personally for the cute ra6e8ound jade8lood. I'm thinkin6 she's a Sylph of Ra6e, personally. 8ut i'm not sure. That or an Heir, 8ut that wouldn't make sense I don't think
>>153023426Honestly good for you.
>>153023473I guess in the end he really was... Signless*end credits*
>>153023477 (me)this cutie 8tw. man she literally did nothin6 wron6 ever. which is crazy 8ecause just look at her. this is not the face of an innocent woman. or, i 6uess 6irl, since no one on Alternia is an adult
>>153023477I think she could be a Witch, her Rage seems more about herself than about other people and she has that witchy tendency of making shit up about others in her head.Sylph is definitely a plausible alternative though.
>>153023671Well I only said Sylph 8ecause of her intense fixation of 8rony(a). Same way Kanaya was fixated on Vriska then Rose, and Aranea with Meenah. 8ut fuck it she could 8e a Witch as well, I can see it. 8ut, i think Witches suffer from a sort of isolation as a part of the start of their Arc (Jade 6rew up on an island alone, Feferi, 8ein6 royalty, is inherently separated from everyone else, and Damara is an immi6rant who speaks an entirely different lan6ua6e from everyone else). Which I don't see with Lynera.
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/74050601this fic is so cute, man there really are some good short fics out there, like this one.
>>153023750oh my 6od... john... john's so 8ased.for some reason, i didn't think of John as, like, a 6uy. he wasn't a character, 8ut a 8lank slate to self-insert into. 8ut now, for some reason, this specific <1k word fic opened my eyes. john... is so 8ased. he's so real. WHICH IS WHY, I NEED June to 8e canon, that way I can have my cake and fantasize a8out it too
>>153023221I like Moonrunes, I like his art, I don't like Prisounebound, I don't like Prisounebounde posters, I don't like gay shit, simple as.
>>153023307What about space days fans?
>>153023895anon... what does the SD is PBSD stand for?
>>153023904I am very tired sorry about that
>>153023922it's fine anon. get some rest, wake up, come back here. that'll probably do you some good, I think
>>153022982Monika isn't weird enough to be a Witch, Heart is the perfect aspect for Monika as her entire character revolves around personhood and love, and she's a Thief due to her need to be on top and continue climbing. Rogue's don't have to be rebels, just empathetic sharers. Despite Sayori being miserable in her life, she tries to make everyone else avoid that fate, she shares Life for others, she comes off as the person with the most joy and gives it to others. You could argue she's stealing her own Life to give it to others. Natsuki's dad does abuse her, yes. She's a prickly person and her personality naturally draws her to possibly destroy the bonds she creates, but her arc would involve her learning what bonds she needs to sever, in this case being her dad. Don't forget that classes also have the "through" modifier with their aspect. Through Blood (her friends) she can invite destruction of Blood (her father). That's the thing with classes and aspects, there's a million facets to them and ways to interpret the different wordings. Some classes simply affect their aspect directly, while others do things through their aspect, while others affect their aspect through their aspect, etc.
chat what is this schizo on about?
I always thought John was cool as it takes a bold man to stand up for a quality film like Con Air against the haters.
>>153023436not sure i just sort by most popular and bash to whatever catches my fancy>>153023440>>153023483tbf i would read it but its 8000 pages and god knows however many videos and all that shit and its like fuck off i got better shit to do with my time. well not really actually but you know and plus im not a teenager anymore so i dont think i'd really relate to it
>>153024007>Meenah after Mituna finishes another rant
>>153022982>>153023995Just to further clarify my point, I meant the same classpects can affect their aspects differently. Not every Bard of Blood would be the same, or Rogue of Life, or Thief of Heart, etc. Even if you have the same classpect as someone else, you could be a fairly different person from them.
>>153024007anti-intellectualism is cringe and faggoty. Sorry if that's not what you're doing, but fuck you if it is. Sorry if that came off as harsh, just made me mad is all.>>153023995Okay, I'll try to break this down for my own sake, really:So, I can still see Monika being a Witch, what with the way she manipulates the identities of the three other club members. Witches, as I said here >>153023726, essentially are isolated from their peers in some way. Monika's isolation could be the fact that she's the only one *aware* she's in a VN. And of course, we agree she's Heartbound. I can see Thief, but she doesn't really steal, just manipulates. I suppose it could be argued as stealing, manipulating someone's self in order to get the person they're pining over.Sayori, I think, whilst yes, she does come off as very joyful and energetic and optimistic (Life traits), she also does this because she's depressed. Like really depressed (Doom). She hides that part of herself and projects Life outward, like a Knight would.Bards are more about identity or belief. Like the two examples we have, suffer from a lapse in identity and who they are. Causing them to flip.>>153024100I see. But, as personality typologies go, their will be through lines. Because a character's arc/goals are determined by their Class, presumably, since characters with the same Classes seem to go through similar arcs in relation to their Aspects. And characters of the same Aspect seem to have certain similar traits that others of their Aspect share (like how all the Breath players we've seen were whimsical, or how all the Void players we've seen are egregiously horny, etc.)
>>153024153I agree with Witches being isolated, but I tend to perceive that in an outward sense rather than inward. Monika despite everything is still successful in her reality, she's popular and a club-leader. She's not lacking nor does she need to manipulate people to go far, Witches tend to offer new perspectives to their aspect, and I can't say Monika really does that. She has two issues, first, she's originally a side-character in a dating sim that you can't even date, and second, she's the only person aware that everything is fake. So how does she resolve this? First she robs the characters of what they're meant to be like, she obscures it, from them becoming lesser people personality-wise, she becomes more prominent, she gains relevance. Then she outright steals their positions as love-candidates, something she never was, and replaces herself as the only option. She also outright steals the Player from the others. She denies them love, she denies them a personality. I think a Witch would rather instead make them more interested in something else, redirect their love into someone or something else, rather than outright deny it. She doesn't destroy it either, because they still love the Player, but it's been denied. As for Sayori, yes, she's heavily depressed, but I think the somewhat tracks with Rogues, they understand the plight one might face with the lack of their aspect, they understand the pain one could go through when you don't have it, which is why they share it and give it to others. I always imagine a Knight of Life as someone who outright protects lives, they themselves don't contribute to a person's direct growth or development, but they protect it from it being further stunted or destroyed, like Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel. As for Bards, they're a really weird class to me, they live their lives in inherently destructive ways and end up fucking with their aspect due to it. (Continued next post.)
>>153024153>>153024388In the end, when it comes to classes and aspects, the only thing I think you can truly rely on are what they do and what they are respectively. I think that's where the real debate comes, as I have my own descriptors for what classes do and relevant words/topics for aspects. As long as a Thief is stealing and obscuring, then you can argue that someone doing that is a Thief.
>>153024388I see. I can see how Monika being a Thief of Heart would work, but I still think she's more Witch adjacent. Feferi, for example, isn't all that isolated physically iirc, nor is Damara. It's not explicitly stated, I don't think. Their isolation is because their circumstances are different from their peers. Jade was the only one in her friend group to grow up on an island, Feferi is the only one to be a literal heiress with the weight of an entire society on her fishy shoulders, and Damara is the only East Alternian immigrant in her "friend" group, all of which gives them different perspectives than said peers, due to their unique circumstances. Monika is the only one (aside from Sayori when she's deleted) to be aware, which fundementally isolates her from her peers. Yes, she does steal, in an abstract way, from the other literature club members, but she gets what she wants with no regards for others, by manipulating their identities. Turning certain traits up, and fucking around with shit. Which I think is fundamentally Witch-like. We could also go the middle ground and say she's a Thief-Witch (Witch-Thief) of Heart but idk>>153024462yeah. since the Huss hasn't released the hidden Classpect docs we will likely never, ever know for sure. I hope so, but... *shrug*
>>153023750I feel like on average short fics tend to be slightly better and have less OOC moments.
>>153024493Honestly, the one thing I will admit is really Witch-like is her changing the game to offer you a new option that was once never possible. It's just that thieves take and take, they're high achievers and will prove it. But I think it can go either way. An extra layer to classpecting for me is inversions, but that's too much to explain now, I really need to make my own doc at some point. I'll be honest, the new info Hussie gave us on the classes is stuff I outright reject. In the end, all of this is insanely subjective.
>>153024543OOC shouldnt be a primal fear of a writer, they should strive for being accurate, but it shouldnt prevent them from writing what they think is best, they should be willing to stretch a character for what they want. Its all a matter of whom you are appealing too. but yes these short fics are very cute and i love them, and it makes me day dream of prospitcest
i used to visit this imageboard that existed only to host HSG threads. i wonder if any of those anons are here now... i'm thinking about that one anon who couldn't understand time travel. i'd say those were good times, but then i'd be lying.
>>153024606those who visit me6idochan are scum. 8ut those who visit me6idochan are worse than scum.
I hate dancestors so fucking much they shit all over the troll ancestors so hard and they are all boring as sinAt least prisounebound trollslop pretends to be its own thing
>>153024839i personally thou6ht they were a little entertainin6. in retrospect, yeah, they are a LITTLE 8orin6, 8ut the insi6ht they 6ive into classpect stuff is welcome. And Meulin is cute so that makes everythin6 worth it imo
Given the many different hsgs there are on different websites I've come to the conclusion that 70% of them are better mannered than here, given most, if not al,l are populated by a niche group, let's say 30ish people...I find them way more cozy. This place being the only "real" place to talk about HS without dealing with dead threads or a reply after a week or nothing at all. I still fucking hate the autists that post here and wish they would die.
>>153024880<3<
>>153024880Go to tumblr or reddit then, I'm sure they'll accept you back with open arms, even after you left.Now bend over
i hate whenever people turn dirk into just a glorified strawman of whatever group they dont like in fan-content
>>153024930can you name an example? i am curious
spec upd8https://specstuck.com/story/0072/
>>153024930you could say they're Destroying dirk's Identity or something. Like some sort of Prince of Heart
going to make a Xefros shrine before I perish. to cherish, adore and insipire me.
>>153024939Okay props to the writer cause they've legitimately got the voice of both Dave and John downpat. I don't really know I feel about Mike and AA yet but I'm hopeful for this one. I definitely am getting act 1-4 vibes from here. >AA has a crush on RoseNot sure what I think about this. Actually I don't really know where this is all gonna end up. Are the new characters gonna be in the session from canon? Is John gonna join new the kid's session and leave Dave Rose and Jade to pound dirt? How is this gonna work out?
>>153024935godfeels comes to mind and in general fics like it
>>153025188Now that you mention this, y12000
>>153025095From the way it presents itself, Specstuck will only center around the three spec kids (speculative versions of Dave, Rose and Jade). Mike being a Dave fanboy and Lily (AA) supposedly having a crush on Rose sets a theme with them all being infatuated with their counterparts in some way (expect Eden aka CC to have something to do with Jade). It's a parallel story and I imagine it will fully deviate from Homestuck's story once they get in their session. There's plenty of potential here but it's a bit early to judge clearly.
>>153025093>rustie>inspiring anyonekek
>>153025208To clarify, this is Specstuck's version of the spec kids. These are our main characters in this MSPFA (until they inevitably introduce trolls).
>>153025188how would you rate godfeels in general, im fairly meh on it. >>153025202whats y12000?
>>153025248It was that fanventure with a milf, right? What was its name again?
chat what the fuck are these samefagging schizos on about?
>>153025253painfully mediocre with abysmal lows so like 3.5/10
>>153025272LabBoundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBumvUGq7ZsI've been catching up on it, it updated quite alot
>>153025202ehhhhh idk? y12k dirk feels less like a strawman but more of spicyyeti just inserting his thoughts on gender into him without thinking about dirks character all that much (same thing happens with roxy)
>>153025281every time i see a fanfic that tries to be adult it makes me roll my eyes. because it gets so gratuitously in the weeds of this shit it just gets so boring. Especially when nothing is happening. June be like "guys im a girl now why am i not suddenly happy now" and then we spend 7k words explaining why shes not happy as if "transitioning isnt an automatic fufilment button." is a hard concept for fully grown adults like us, and june herself to understand.
>>153025304tapping the "never expect good writing or taste or thought from the june egbert people" button
>>153025215I related immensily with him and He being good at sports, Wich I'm not, inspire me to get into some physical action/hobby. I want to be good in archery.
>>153025330makes me worry too. cause in my fic i also wanna get "in the weeds" about the characters, and about their feelings, and i worry its similarly boring and asinine. hopefully not. But oh well. all of these slice of life drama post sburb fics bore the absolute fucking piss out of me. And non sburb aus too. like theres some comic i forget the name of and its john and dave dating and like, theres some interesting stuff but its just so boring. how can homestuck fans take it? Wheres the adventure! wheres the fun?? thats what homestuck always was about to me.
>>153025304every june fic is just some kind of like modification of this like "story skeleton" (?)
>>153025358this is so true it fucking hurts, like oh my god.
>>153025358the secret to good trans characters is avoiding the pitfall of making a masturbatory transition experience story out of them and just writing them post-transition which is why transman dirk believers are gods
>>153025202>y12000Just skimmed this, extremely C0DA coded
>>153025522(Kicks her on her bulge and nook)
>>153025415The secret is to not make them at all because that shit doesn't belong anywhere.
>>153025545woahwoah WOAHhow could you?!?
>>153025522Concept: a superpowerful AI simulating Vriska with feelings, etc, just to punish her
>>153025554She did hell to Tavros and many others, Be glad I didn't kill her.
>>153025567erm, cant you read? it says she's clearly innocent
>>153025577Nah she freaking sucks. Only going to her personal punishment hell and comming back can save her.
Vriska and Dirk can be fixed, they just need to swap their pagey boytoys
>>153025415>transman dirk believers are godsyou mean dave
>>153025650whatever floats your boat buddy both striders fit the agenda
>>153025612How is Jake gonna fix Vriska tho. I can see it the other way around but Vriska kinda sucks
>striders are ftm trannies>striders are also hussie's self-insertsTHE HUSSIE PUSSY IS REAL
John uses his power
>>153025690Inside every man there is a histrionic female and inside that there is a female to male about to blossom. how beautiful.
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>>153017826do people actually join homestuck in 2026 after hussey disgraced himself to tobias fox?i would appreciate a full lore dump, but my stoic nature means i wouldn't say anything more than "thanks anon"
>>153017878Why is Feferi predatoring on Eridan?
>>153025723why not, isnt it so cool
>>153025719Lore dump? Of what, the webcomic? I'm not gonna spoil you on that experience.
Just finished reading Candy, I'm now done with the eilougues and can move to HS^2 or BC or whatever it is. I liked it a lot more than Meat, mostly because it actually introduced new characters and the whole point of me reading these damnable things was to get to them. Oh and also because of more John suffering, John should suffer more he's cute when he's depressed and sad.
>>153025719>hussey disgraced himself to tobias foxMr fox voiced jhon egbert in the pilot>lore dump8000 page webcomic with multi media presentation and good music, goes to shit halfway through. Get through act 1 and you’ll have a good time. Up until act 6.
>>153025775>>153025719to add onto thisif you liked the content you enjoyed in acts 1-5 i would say, in spite of act 6 being a long monotonous slog, you should still read it, if for nothing more than to pick it apart and really analyze it for what it is, and how the story of homestuck plays out, i think it can give you some insight into the creative process i think is valuable.
>>153025715Evil villain behaviour
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>>153025805but what if i think hussie is a hack and i shouldn't learn from the mistakes of losers? am i stupid?
>>153025844you are the wisest person in the thread if you don't read act 6 anon. trust me. i read that and i gained a hole in my head.
>>153025844he is a hack but loser mistakes are the most valuable ones to learn from. hussie failed so completly and utterly and in spite of that the fandom carried on to this day and i think that should say lots about the nature of the fans as passionate creative people (even if their retarded, here and on twitter) and the qualities that hussie CAN have, but threw to the wayside. Act 6 only exists as it is because of acts 1-5. So i think understanding act 6 can help you understand the previous ones better, and vice versa.
>>153022627Masterful gambit, Mr. Moonrunes.
>>153025686While imo Vriska can't be fully unfucked, I'd go as far as to say she is at her best precisely when she manages to push others towards becoming their most competent selves as le epic gamers/roleplayers/adventurers/whatever. Spider8reath had a good run but it lacked the spice of Vristav which is why I wasn't actually that surprised when it gradually fizzled out in the dream bubbles, while vristav lacks the grounding of spider8reath which is why it ultimately fucking exploded. Jake sits in the middle between John and Tavros, being the right kind of a nice but thick-headed retard for her to shape up into her mister perfect/boytoy to go on adventures with and be in a sightly tumultuous but technically functional relationship in that would at least satiate at least some of her inane fixations.
>>153026123i guess thats where are thoughts seperate i guess. cause i think the way vriska is that she is inherently toxic and will never be happy as long as she has that festering hole in her heart that she tries to fill with adventure, violence, and on occasion often shallow romance. I am willing to admit, that spider8reath as presented in the comic, is vriska halfheartedly falling for the first human who is nice to her, and then it fizzles out. But she cant be in love with someone if she does not love herself. I am not going to say jake cant do that, cause thats nonsense! because if i say that, whose to say john can either? but i do think thats sort of where my thoughts diverge, in my mind, sucessful VrisJake mirrors spider8reath in which Vriska accepts herself and can let go of her toxic life style. And is, as you say, unfucked, at least mostly, she can keep her attitude issues to make sure she doesnt become boring. though i think vrisjake would allow vriska to "live large" as a big adventurer like how jake idealizes, maybe vriska makes those dreams come true, and jake finally gets it to the "make it" part of "fake it till you make it" Where as spider8reath i would actually imagine Vriska loses interest in being the big important hero adventurer and finds appreciation for the smaller things in life, and lives a nomadic life style with john, who both still indulge their wonderlust and love of adventure but on a smaller, and less chaotic, scale.
Honestly vrisjake anon i think i might write some fanfics about their adventures. out of any "post sburb" plots that interest me, a reformed vriska who isnt miserable living a life that makes her happy is one of the ones i relish the most, cause she is the person who outwardly yearns for it the most. so yeah i might write that when i have itme.
>>153025215aradia inspired me to rape low8loods thou6h
>>153026301just remembering you to read pb today.. thats it.
ooough Renity is gonna get it.
>>153026339build for big human cock
>>153026326oh yeah lol. for6or. y'know, i was readin6, realizin6 Korpus is kind of a loser (in da 8ad way), 6oin6 "man i wish there was a story where an a8solute asshole actually 6ets what he wants, 8ut when he does, he realizes that 8ein6 a fa66ot isn't all that 6reat" and then realized that's just Me6amind. anywayscome on this is just ridiculous. "hmm let's make sure everyone know she's 6onna 8e heart8ound..." like 8ruh. they even 6ot the little horse shoe 8ecause it's a reference to how she looks just like Twili6ht Sparkle from a show a8out horses. I'm on to you, Hackrunes. You can't hide from me
>>153022526Ok.Doing studying and whatnot. I have to ask since I have been eying these threads for a while. Do you have any other contact besides for 4chan if you do not mind?
I want to hug him and let him know it'll be ok
>>153026404if any anon itt gets a cute homestuck gf from this fucking general i'm killing myself immediately
>>153026404um im on the hsg discord, but i wouldnt hand out information on a thread, seems dangerous!
>>153026383Um actually shes fucking the heartbound boy
>>153026554are you talkin6 a8out cowpiss or...? i mean, that's the only concupiscent quadrant she has, 8ased purely on me assumin6 she has to matesprit
>>153026565read further to learn more
after the event of HS Karkat and Kanaya should've left everyone and live a nice life together on earth c
>>153026589They are too good for both Rose and Dave
>>153025719Toby Fox is still best friends with Hussie (for some reason).
>>153026589why them specifically? don't tell me you're self-insertin6 as Karkat and you just really want to fuck Kanaya. or, that you self-insert as Kanaya (???) and want to fuck Karkat fuckin6 Vantas. That'd just 8e down ri6ht 8ased t8h>>153026602everyone is too 6ood for strilondes and their snarky horseshit
>>153026589>>153026602I really like them as best friends who realize their lives are shit and each others' company is like the one good thing they've got going on, so they get together and fuck.
>>153026237>Where as spider8reath i would actually imagine Vriska loses interest in being the big important hero adventurer and finds appreciation for the smaller things in life, and lives a nomadic life style with john, who both still indulge their wonderlust and love of adventure but on a smaller, and less chaotic, scale.The question is whether Vriska truly can (or even should) let go or at least get much more lowkey with said eternal wanderlust and love of adventure, even in a scenario where she somehow improves as a person. Vriska settling down as she gets better is a charming idea for sure, but on some level I think she genuinely enjoys doing all that adventuring and exploration, even in spite of the prior necessity of having to feed a huge-ass spider, so I'm not convinced this endless drive to discover new shit is a mere attempt at fill a hole in her heart.I think we can actually make an analogy with Jake here: sure, we could argue he's perhaps overcompensating or being childish and it would be good for him if he got to enjoy a much more subdued life with someone(certainly not with Dirk though lol), spending his days watching utter movieslop, but if Jake>is introduced with thoughts about wanting to go on adventures and learn to be brave>spent much of his session exploring the planets merely for the sake of it>had his beta grandpa version spend a lifetime being an accomplished explorerThen we could make a pretty good assumption he would indeed be living his best life if he got to be a daring explorer. I don't see why couldn't that hold up for Vriska either: during her tacky sadgirl monologues she was shown to have hang-ups over murder and violence caused by her circumstances, but I didn't notice anything indicating her enthusiasm for adventure, thrill and exploration, whether on Alternia, in sgrub or in dream bubbles, was an insincere coping mechanism rather than a genuinely inspiring passion she has burning inside her that shouldn't be suppressed.
>>153026611quirk fag, I mean this in the most genuine way possible, kill yourself.
>>153026554oh. yeah i just started readin6 more. she COULD 8e Heart8ound 8ut I'm seein6 Li6ht. definitely seein6 Li6ht.lol what a fuckin6 nerd>>153026644you're literally a strilonde slopper. that insult there is self-explanatory
>>153026531Fair. Didn't know /hsg/ had a discord. I'll go look for it.>>153026524As funny as that would be, I am already in a relationship with someone else. Just want a strictly art/homestuck contact.
>>153026656where are you seeing lightbound from buddy?also really funny stuff ahead
A crumb...Of Karezi, please...
>>153026524It has happened.
>>153026642well like i said i dont really think in terms of "the best" or "the only good" outcome. different circumstances shape people into becoming *different* people. i think that spider8reath vriska and vrisjake vriska would be 2 different people, who are similar, and have the same starting point, but grow and mature into different adults who are (hopefully) content and happy and non destructive. Personally, i quite like the idea of a vriska who is layed back and chill. She takes life at her own pace, she does what she wants when she wants it, with the same level of bravado and energy, but she isnt always living with pedal to the medal. I dont think she lets go of her love of adventure, but she just, finds a different balance because she is in love with a different person living a different life. Who vriska thought she wanted to be changes when she is stripped of the expectations of herself and the world thanks to john, freed from them, in a sense. Similarly vrisjake follows a completely different arc structure, in which vriska becomes what she always dreamed of being, but in a much more healthy and constructive way. She can really be the swashbuckling and adventurous pirate lady she dreamed of in flarp, and with a supporting boyfriend on her side, they can do anything together, and do it without being evil jackasses. Jakes HOPE transforms her life into being the way she always dreamed and held onto, the one ideal that gave her hope.
>>153026714well, I mean, I still think she's Heart, I was just questionin6 my self (I must not second 6uess. Second 6uessin6 is the correct-idea-killer) for a moment when she's the most o8vious fuckin6 heart8ound ever. It WOULD actually 8e very, very ironic if she was Mind8ound. Like Pa6e of Mind
>>153026733and I'll be damned if I let it happen again. Damned to hell for infinity and beyond
>>153024880My bad-tempered nature gives anons a crash course in needed areas of self-improvement. Just like Caliborn, who was inspired by this place after all
>>153026589>>153026602I like how Kanaya is about the only person that Karkat can genuinely relax around.
>>153026739That's a nice way of contrasting these two developments to be sure, it makes me appreciate spider8reath a bit more.>the only goodBah, I'd certainly never say spider8reath Vriska wouldn't be a good development, out of all ships Hussie set up only to tear down later on it's one of the few(and if I had to pick, THE one) that isn't or wouldn't in the long term turn into a fucking trashfire like dirkjake or vristav were, which is an impressive accomplishment.
>>153026861has karkat ever crashed out around sollux? i think not?
>>153026861>>153026874what a8out eridan?
I want to put my fingers into Eridans ass nonconsensual style
>>153026861It's very cute.
>>153026891well, i think when he FUCKING KILLED FEF AND KANAYA INFRONT OF KARKAT.
Because I am a jackass and my misery demands company, I am taking this opportunity to remind everyone that at no point ever in entire 8000+ page run of Homestuck did the main 4 kids ever link up and have a conversation.
>>153026956I want to choke EridanI want to hit Eridan with a baseball batI want to rape Eridan until he cannot move
>>153026873b-but anon, what if i want my highly disfunctional yaoi? you cant just just say that about dirkjake
>>153026956>>153026986Based
>>153026963well i mean 8efore that. o8viously. i wasn't countin6 his crash out.>>153026967well yeah, how would they have time for melodrama and insane strife a6ainst villains who honestly don't fuckin6 matter, if we 6ot to see anythin6 interestin6. this is why the Huss is a 6enius. He was five steps ahead of everyone when he made his story do6shit. it was all a part of The Plan
>>153026873of course, i want to lift up all ships i think are good, including vrisjake, i have found myself liking it and thinking about it immensely. >>153026986i wanna hug eridan, i want to tell him everything is alright, i want to tell him i forgive him for being kind of a genocidal freak.
>>153026874No he definitely did, and clearly does every time they talk, but he also walks it back and apparently asks Sollux if they're still friends so often it's become a joke. Honestly this is a great pesterlog and I'm just once again awestruck at Hussie's ability to make two characters you know barely anything about read like people who have tons of history together with so little. God when he was good he was sooo good.
>>153027017Eridan isn't 6enuinely 6enocial. he's just a FAKE chud. Princes are all Kni6hts soo deep in their 8ullshit that they don't realize it's 8ullshit
>>153027051this is just karkat with everybody to be honest.ans they are still. friends. >and apparently asks Sollux if they're still friends so often it's become a joke. which is really cute.
>>153026992Why cause trashfires when we could spread love and positivity? Embrace the hidden esoteric messaging left by Hussie in the comic and give poor Dirk a fucking break by pairing him up with his star crossed lover that is Tavros. It's a nice and homely gay pairing between a human and a troll that davekat fucking wishes it was.
>>153027156uUUUUH ,,, dONT kILL yOURSELF dIRK,, pLEASE.this is what you sound like trying to make this ship work.
>>153027156Anon could you elaborate in why Dirkvros is good? I agree its cute, but what are the listing on pros of this ship? I'm gonna screenshot it for posterity by the way.
okay 8ut would Dirk or 8ro looksmax
hot
>>153027215Dirktav is one of these alpha kid-dead troll pairings Hussie telegraphed in early Act 6. It's probably the least obvious one, but it's there.For start they have many shared interests that tell you they could hit off right away. Both of these guys like horses(yes, it's also a Tavros thing, see Horsaroni being his Fiduspawn of choice). Tavros watches Fiduspawn anime, a show for kids, but our weaboo pop culture connoisseur also digs MLP, so it's not like he would totally opposed to watching kiddie shit with his partner. They both are into rap, but unlike Dave who found Tavros unbearably cringe, we can actually plausibly see Dirk being able to put up with Tavros shit rapping, look no further than Squarewave, that robot was basically MADE to be Tavros' rap-off partner. There's also the fact that Dirk is into robotics. You know anyone who ended up having robotic legs on the meteor and would totally benefit from having a partner to do some maintenance work on his legs just in case?Dirk in many ways checks many of Tavros' boxes. Tavros started being a jackass to Dave(like many trolls did), but later on, in the dream bubbles, he thought he was a totally cool guy he wants to rap with for ever. At the same time Tavros had a thing for Vriska, the strong badass that Gets Shit Done and wanted to marry her even after she killed him. So what if you made a Strider who's like a totally strong badass? You'd get Dirk.As for Dirk himself? He was into Jake, a bumbling retard Page. Yes, this is relevant, Hussie often used classes to foreshadowed these secret pairings. Furthermore, we know Dirk has a soft spot for a certain flying light blue horse with rainbow associations from MLP because she's so spunky <3. You could basically put a god tier Tavros on that poster and it'd make no fucking difference.Also funnily enough both had their decapitated heads kissed by other guys. Gotta love the parallel symbolism.
>>153027485Damn, it all lines up. Bravo anon, 9/10 analysis.
>>153027484>more princes for me to molest
>>153027409do you think bro's face would still have acne on his face from teenage years or nah
>>153027515i'm thinkin6 yes 8ecause it just makes him funnier to me>>153027513>implyin6 they wouldn't molest you insteadthose ni66as do NOT look su8missive or 8reeda8le or molesta8le for that matter
>>153027409Gays work out but they don't looksmax in a strict sense, they just lift weights so that they can masturbate to their reflections in the mirror, suck each other off in the changing rooms after the workouts, and bully gay fatties online.
>>153027619man i wish i was 6ay so i could as 8ased as that
>>153027485thank you so much. just saved it. will look into it when drawing this pairing, or any dirk or tavros pairing really.
>>153027628did you just finish reading some pb ffor today?
Another shirtless troll
>>153027790oh yeah, I did. left off with this dis6ustin6 pervert hidin6 SMUT from her lusus. kids these days... she needs.... correctionjdfvc uibjkndscxanyways, yes <3> (wow i don't even know how i came up with such a clever materaile6ience emoticon>>153027805why he 6ot a 8lack eye
Sex with Ellith must be amazing. damn it i almost had a erection while thinking on her piledriving me when i'm on fours, she girating her hips when going slow and then going full pace hard and fast again. i'm so fucked up idc anymore.
>>153027830when i die and 6o to heaven (which, o8viously i will), there will 8e a ellith just for me and i will 8e sexually assaulted. this will 8e my reward for all the positive chan6e i've surely made on the world
>>153027860 (me)CORRECTION*anI meant "an ellith". Didn't mean to look like an a8solute 8um8lin6 tard ri6ht there lolmao
>>153027805made for smoochin
>>153027805you've been in a muscle body mood lately huh
>>153027805Xefros?? Smoooches all over his cute face. Made for marriage.
>>153027908Indeed, it's fun to draw
>>153027817thays great. im done for today.
>>153028056cool. well... see ya tomorrow, i suppose
>>153027805PLAP PLAP PLAPGET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>153027805>>153028030Now draw Levi shirtless. So I can molest him.
I drew Xefros doing the Aradia Giggle. Yes I switched the horn colors. Accident.
>>153028399Cute
>>153026967This is why andrew hussie is highly satanic
>>153028164t. counselor
>>153028164Holy twink
>>153028589Based HOWEVER
>>153028438Man I rag on Hussie a lot but I still think he's a genius, no other word for what he did with Homestuck, and his straight run from 2008-2012 is basically unparalleled in the history of comics. Unfortunately, you just can't keep that kind of tempo up forever, and the Kickstarter fiasco was sort of the beginning of the end. I honestly would love to see him go back to some sort of conventional comic book sort of thing like Whistles.
>>153028602
>>153028631>>153028589ToT
>>153028631locking hands type of rape
>>153028631oh my fucking gog
>>153028589i like his long neck
>>153028631Sweaty slut.
>>153028740what more can we add....nipple piercings?
>>153028767What a slut
>>153028767womb tattoo
>>153028814is this himbofication?idk i just wanna fuck him more each time
>>153028814What a poor excuse for a good Christian boy.He can be degraded more...
https://files.catbox.moe/qpccld.pngcolored in nepeta in the nude, for your viewing pleasure.
>>153028457Which one of them has the juicy rainforest pussy? I know what Crowpiss is about.
>>153028457I'm betting all my money on Father having the pussy. Every internet buck.
>>153028826Get to the point and cover him in semen
>>153028926Karkat is such a retard all past, present and future versions of him for not tapping this
>>153029026agreed! Who can say no to that feline ass
>>153029033what, the fuck, did i just link too.
>>153029128Lmaaao sorry anon this is so funny.
>>153028457Might I request, some T4T? Sir?
>>153029184killing myself this is emberassing
>>153029239Its okay. What Place but 4chan to see Ana from Frozen with big ass bazonkas in a slutty bunnysuit ai slop img. its funnie.
>>153029033i didnt check this holy fuck anon :')
>>153029267ToT at least people like my drawing lol
>>153029235t4t?
>>153029291it means trans/trans.like. two tguys scisoring per example.
Uoh! Lily belly and chest erotic!
Oxnard hugging me and buring his face on my neck and shoulders. Comforting.
ya beefed it
Sure is gay today.
>>153029413as is always is
>>153029395>Donnie Darko PosterMy guy
>>153029291Trans for Trans. Could be two trans men or two trans women. Or one trans man and one trans woman in this case.
Man its so rare but I love alpha!John and Jade. So much unexplored stuff there. Also man Jade could have rocked the hell outta twintails.
>>153019004>>153019008>>153019015the combination of pictures and file names are so fucking funny. i love belly inflation and farts.
>>153029464as usual john and jade get overlooked for their strilondian counter parts. maybe i should draw some john and jade in the alpha timeline, the pig tail look IS cute, and it would be cute to contrast the happier pair of harleyberts to the pair who were considerably less happy.
Kanaya filling John's tight asshole with green cum...
>>153028926Nepetass
>>153029513thats what i named the file hahaha, hope you liked it :3
>>153028814is it sluttier if i made his piercings golden?
>>153029534yes, very good thank you
>>153029471what does the first sentence has to do with the last... also brapfag is that you? i find you fascinating. in a imparcial scientific pov i mean.
>>153029011geez anon we need a little foreplay here first
>>153027513Would YOU molest Skye?
>>153029548prince of blood sky.....its fucking perfect. thats so cool dude
>>153029349(me)Also need to make clear that he is non verbal when cuddly like this. adds a charm.
UGHHHH IM SO TOUCHSTARVED
>>153029548yes very rough, very hard, and many many many times overhttps://files.catbox.moe/xylerg.png
>>153029585Bw0mny is like the only non /here/ prisounebound artist I can think of and his work is always such a delight when he posts, I think he has a large Skye bias
>>153029548No way. she would find a way to molest me instead and make it way worse. I like crazy bitches but she is too much for me.I gotta be real I don't find skye atractive at all. She either scares or makes me worried/anxious. Maybe protectice but in a platonic way at max.
>>153029620>only non /here/ prisounebound artistsmart of them desu
>>153029543>what does the first sentence has to do with the lastnothing>also brapfag is that you?i've always referred to myself as inflationfag, braps are my secondary kink
>>153029651hm i see
>>153029644https://x.com/i/status/2017663000631775298What's really smart is his femkorpus design, holy shit shes gropeable
>>153029671mehhotter as a guy
>>153029683All Korpus fans will grope any Korpus in front of them. That's our creed, another really good Korpus/Yttris posthttps://x.com/i/status/2032125067786928193
>>153029534Guh..
>>153029548Her character arc is going to be weird as fuck to anyone who hasn't tried to survive a BPDemonAlan (heart player, they're all gaaaaaaaaaay) is going to have a real !!fun!! time putting her back together
>>153029754Alan x CodySkye X korpusit sounds crazy, but i think its just cracked and crazy enough to work.
>>153029464>>153029491It's got a lot of potential...
>>153029671>Not golf themedHe's literally 90% of the way there too, but the hair and the skirt ruin it
>>153029765Im going to bed now, but please give suggestion guys on some John Jade prompts i should draw. ill basically do anything.especially alpha timeline ones, that sounds so interesting!!!!Anyway goodnight guys,.
Goodnight hsg
>>153029794What about alpha! John and Jade as adults in Crockercorp uniforms?
>>153029825Who are these chuds?
>>153029794You can mine a ton of angst out of all the times the other three alpha kids missed recruiting John for the resistance, and John realizing both that his alien mom is going to take over the world and that he can't do a damn thing about it but laugh Kinda parallels some seriously goofy shit in Animorphs now that I think about it
>>153029764Korpus knee capped mallum which puts him in a pretty good power scale. He could totally tank a skye tantrum (using esceladder advantage) if the humans enter the game later. Only problem is I don’t think skye is into shotas.
>>153029534Forgive me for editing your art Crowpiss. My lust was in control.
>>153029502...while Rose watches
BUT WHAT IF
now this is some good shit
>>153030172we need to go deeper
>>153030161On my face. Now.
>>153030161ya'll mind if I just
>>153030161Okay I'm out of ideas and free space desu
>>153030039>editingi wasnt the original artist anon...it was ME, the edit anon thats sometimes around >:!
>>153030119shes the backseat cuck
>>153020323Idk who this is but that leglocking pose looksinteresting
>>153027510>>153027703Thanks, glad you liked my half-baked late night rambling that fucked up my sleep schedule.
Not checked in for a while, still nothing till atleast 413 on the show, im guessing?
>>153030612It'll be out when it's out, and we like that.
where can I find the details of the nyc meetup
>>153031036In New York. Presumably.
>>153031036better check out the homestuck official twitter or instagram posts for it.
>>153031105grrr>>153031107thanks
>>153031036>>153031105Hunt in the streets for Homestuck fans, if they tell you where it is that's incidental
Okay. Made a new OC. Pa6e of Space.I'm thinkin6. I'm thinkin6 he'll 8e a 8um8lin6 retard. oh and he'll like fro6s. and 8e 8ullied 8y TWO different cute 6irls. lucky 8astard. i fuckin6 LOVE makin6 ideas up. And am8ition (and so much fuckin6 caffeine) strikes just when the mood is ri6ht, so HERE WE ARE. makin6 shit. or, here *i* am, makin6 shit. anyways for the sake of it, ima6ine i drew this 8eter and you can see his 10 inch 8itch 8reaker swinin6 from his pelvis like a 6randfather clockfindin6 it too funny to exclude, here he is with a 6oofy mouth. i'm sleep deprived so it's funnier in my head then it actually is. i'll post the actual real drawin6 i put actual real effort into, like, after a minute
and here he is. in all of his Pa6e 6lory
What a nightmare of a community I'm so glad I just read problem sleuth and never even started homestuck
>>153031304why does he have stonetoss mouth in this one
>>153031337cus it's fuckin6 hilarious. he just looks so retarded i 6enuinely cackled multiple times lookin6 at it
>>153031336Oh ya and i bet you have a non retarded communitycan i join? take me with you.
>>153031368all internet communities are inherently retarded 8ecause the internet
>>153031304>>153031314Built for getting anally violated by men(male).
>>153031531I'll have to a6ree with you on this one t8h. he's 8e66in6 for it at this point
Daily reminder to touch Jadebloods.
>>153030219Ruined. Whats even the point? Hes used goods now.>>153030309>when she oh hoh hohs with her toes
>>153031761You'd touch them appropriately, right?
>>153030219I need to fill him to the brim in every hole and turn him into a loving househusband. He WILL keep all the piercings.
Good morning /HSG/!Hopefully today I get something done instead of nothing ,
>>153032358Good morningAn admirable goaBUTHave you consideredThe void?
>>153032021Why is Gamzee secretly fantasizing about torturing Karkat so hot?
>>153032755Never! I am going to draw John jade !!
>>153031304oh you're back to drawing again, thats nice to hear buddy. you're making *shit*.
OMG. hairy mallum armpits..
>>153032788Fine!BE that wayI believe in you!
>>153032021
>>153032843>>153032853Oficus deserved to be bullied by shotas
>>153032843>>153032853Good shit
>>153031304Who tf wears lavender pants?
>>153033021I agreed. Damn bitch needs to be corrected.
Good morning hsg. God I want to kiss Xefros ^u^
>>153032853help I can't stop reading the big book of mallum
>>153033136Pages
Go up
>>153031314Great characterization
>>153033365gat dayum
>>153031304What archetypes are the girls who bully him? This is important
It hurts
>>153034527it does,at least john didnt grimdark.
>>153017826the whiteboardhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417the magma is dead long live the whiteboard
girl kankri fucking a younger girl karkat makes me aroused in ways never before thought possible, whoever made this, thank you
ded thread. to the furnance with you. it was good while it lasted.
>>153035455guuuh mutual impalation sexo my beloved.
>>153033136someone 8e66in6 to 8e molested o8viously>>153034077Okay, well to answer that, we have two 6irls, one of which I've already drawn!!!!!!:>Aylapicrel. I'm thinkin6 she'd actually 8e a Kni6ht of Heart instead 8ut whatever. Very insecure a8out her crin6iness so she 8ullies others to overcompensate>Anzhelia (or Elia for short)haven't drawn yet. 8ut i'm thinkn6 she'll 8e 8rown (li6hter than Ayla. Like, islander color). May8e actually schizophrenic. Hears a voice in her head that she thinks is her 6od is REAL. Tries to analyze others' flaws to BREAK THEM. so she can build them back into an image worthy of her 6od's love or somethin6. See's a lot of potential in the Pa6e (Kyle) so she's (attemptin6 to) orchestrate his downfall to make him into the perfect follower
This Kills The 6eneral
>>153035571soo you've gotten back into drawing?also we could yap a bit since theres only 9 replys left.
>>1530358696otten 8ack into drawin6? may8e. I just FELT the need to draw that silly little 6uy. idk if it'll 8ecome a consistent thin6 a6ain, 8ut there are more ocs i wanna put into a visual medium, so... that's at least 2.5 more characters to draw. i 6uess. at minimum, assumin6 i do it eventually8ut yeah idk what you wanna talk a8out. i 6uess i could talk a8out my oc concepts if nothin6 else
>>153035912>>153017179how the hell are there gangs in cali(fornia)? thats like a sunshine rainbows ass place
>>153035938well... crips. they wear 8lue and shit. and the 8loods (or, "8lud" as you may see in zoomer slan6). they're in Cali, so yeah. I wear it in pu8lic sometimes, sorta hopin6 someone tries to pick a fi6ht with me so i can let out years of repressed an6er out on them, 8ut that's not a 6ood thin6 so I try not to wear it too often.Thankfully I'm not THAT poor, so I don't live in that 8ad of a nei6h8orhood where I need to constantly watch out for 6an6 mem8ers, 8ut there's still a possi8ility
Shout out to Korean HS fan, gotta be one of my fev genders
>>153035984asian hs fans are strong.
>>153035978hey, just because im not from usa doesnt mean i dont know some things okay, atleast youre not living in chicago, Atlanta, theres just as much violence there>sorta hopin6 someone tries to pick a fi6ht with me so i can let out years of repressed an6er out on themhope you know thats not a good thing also
No, john egbert won't let you sniff his "boysmell" and it makes him uncomfortable when you askNo, jade harley won't let you "choke on that canine dick of hers" until you're "gasping and begging for more". She's very insecure about it and you're not helping.No, Dave will not cut your head off after you've finished sucking him off, that's reserved for his brother onlyNo, Rose will not not let you eat her pussy whilst she reads gothic literature. Stop resisting.>>153036110yeah well o8viously. I'd pro8a8ly 6et my ass 8eat and then they'd fuckin6 sta8 me or somethin6
>>153036139>>153036139>>153036139new thread time (happy 500th post)
>>153034795:DD I'm glad it does
>>153034527I know anon.