Who is the true king?
>>153022600Neither of them
>>153022600One is homegrown, the other is tourist scum. KINGtos solos.
>>153022600This guy.
Fuck it. The /bant/ thread is unironiclly giving better discussion.
>>153022600Is your childhood poke-heroine fodder or a beast?
>>153022660>"better discussion" >gay pedophiliaNo.
>>153022665Ash is married to Misty
>>153022697…’s master, May
>>153022600The Australian RAPES and GAPES the latinx and their "hero"
>>153022600KINGTOS!!!!!!!!
FACT: All men have a prostate.FACT: All men are literally BVILT to be fucked in the ass.FACT: All men are faggots.FACT: Sonic RAPES and GAPES every single man alive, no matter the age, and makes them prostate clitty sissy leak from the force of his MASTERFUL thrusts.
>>153022722Tobyfox is Australian?
Try posting that in a /bant/ thread
>>153022673Look at the spam below you and say that again
>>153022600CHADnic of course!
>>153022697Ash has various situationships with all the pokegirlsSerena and Misty are the only ones with any chance to actually marry him
MHA vs Sonic is boring. Let's talk about Mario vs JJK.
>>153022751>he wants me to join the other gay pedophilia threadNo.
>>153022768Yugi anally graped him
>>153022812You’re from the third world listroon idgaf
>>153022824>idgafmalding
>listQVEEN is herePost in the bant thread, goat
>>153022791The World 1-1 Goomba solos all of JJK.
>>153022845nope
Sonic es rãpe en gãpe Goku huehuehuehue
>>153022845True.
>>153022858nah
>>153022791No. Mario teams up with Yuji to help Deku GAPE Sonic's blue little clitty and force the rat to eat Bakugo's shit for the rest of his life.
>>153022865CANON!
>>153022865THIS IS TRUE THIS IS TRUE THIS IS TRUE
I'll RAPE and GAPE you, even if it RAPES and GAPES me! I'm putting my asshole on the line here, SO YOU BETTER DO THE SAME!
>>153022865This happened.
>already mindbroken over GODnic
>>153022917Ichigo Kurosaki vs Yusuke Urameshi sure was a match that happened two months ago
>>153022600Zorak was voted the King of /co/ like four years ago, and no one else has worn the crown since.
>>153022812>Homosexual fantasies Why are you guys like this?
>>153022941Mind posting this in /bant/?
imagine in the future we get the batter vs dess deltarune if she as roaring knight gets super feats
>>153022600>Who is the true king?Him
>ME, you PEASANTS! I am the LONE MANTIS KING OF /co/!
Reminder that he won
>>153022600>wins Death Battle>wins Mr /co/>wins All-Stars
>>153023053Shit, I missed Spider-Man winning Mr. /co/?
>>153023053His Black Master Miles got GAPED by MHA.And Paul's sperm is currently infecting every cell of MJ's body thanks to microchimerism.
>>153023066Yeah and Frankie was the winner of Ms /co/ that time. Pretty nice couple actually. All-Stars was just them winning again due to recency bias but the vote totals were shit and nobody particularly cared aside from doing some extra OC
>>153023042Our RED and BLUE hero!
I asked who was king between Sonic and Kratos not a bunch of literally who’s. I didn’t asked for a bunch of ME ME ME ME
>>153023106this was my first "hentai" fapstill hot
>>153023079Paul is getting raped by superior Dylan Brock
Behave
>>153023042funniest outcome is if he interrupts MHA's smurfing streak and that's how he goes 3-0
>>153023133stfu fence level faggot
I am.....
>>153023140Actually it would be funnier if he lost
Once Sonic gets serious it's OVER
>>153023066yeah in 2024
>>153023163no one gives a fuck about POOPnic
>>153023143Lol
>GAYman Rider
One's an actual GAME GOD the other is a cereal mascot. You do the math.
>>153023180The joke doesn't fly if it doesn't rhyme
>SEMEN Rider
>>153023170was this meant to be impressive?
>>153023160>THEY PUT ME UP AGAINST MINA?!>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
>>153023185>cerealonions isn't a cereal
>>153023185Yeah, Kratos is in a sad state.
>GAYMAN GAYER
>>153023079>Milefags wanted to go up against Deku believing he'd win thanks to wank >Peterbros want to go up against Crawler because the scale for both is pretty even we know who the smart ones are
>>153023207Lol
>>153023140What's his MHA matchup?
>>153023211>never had Shrek'Os
>>153023222>cant even blow up a building SAD!
>>153023163>Ken Penders Never ever
>>153023224at best probably just all might for a "superhero vs superhero" matchup, I guess
>>153023232He literally did. And then repaired it.
>>153022600GODnic
>>153023243CARDBOARD BOX LEVEL EXPLOSION
>>153023243>wall levelFUAAARRRKKK
>>153023250What cardboard boxes are the size of warehouses
Did the hostility against toku stuff increase in the past few days? wtf happened while I was gone.
Kratos is FTL, Sonic is only faster than sound that's why his name is "Sonic".
>>153023258WAREHOUSE LEVEL??? AAAAAAHHGGGGGHHHGHGH I SIMPLY CANNOT COMPREHEND SUCH A DISPLAY OF POWER
>BOYs :)))))
>>153023277You just fucking said they were cardboard box level. Which is it
>>153022800>>153022791>my dad can beat your dadPiss off
>>153023215Still doesn't rhyme. You're thinking Kamen is pronounced like Caimen, the little alligator subspecies. It's literally just KA-MEN, and it means Mask.
Kratos unironically has better feats than Kamen Rider.
>>153023208AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>153023273your weaklings and their shitty plastic toys dont belong here
>>153023273Samenic spamming from multiple devices has become a cornered rat so he's lashing out at everyone.
>Baka Gaijins don't realize Power Rangers, Godzilla and Gamera are tokusatsu
>>153023291cardboard wall level
>>153023303The /bant/ thread REALLY left him more deranged than usual...
>>153023294Are you sure about that
>>153022697>>153022768Ash is a 12 year old boy, he's not married to anyone.
>>153023273>wtf happened while I was gone.i was btfo'd by the ip graber b-but i changed my ip now s-s-so it d-doesn't matter
>>153023273People don't like avatarfags.
>>153023324Just because Kratos never did that doesn't mean he COULDN'T...
3-A: Universal2-C: Multi-Universal 2-B: Multi-Universal+ (basically some absurdly large number of universes)2-A: Infinite Multiversal1-C: Infinite Multiversal with some finite number of dimension stacking1-B: Infinite Multiversal with Infinite Dimensions1-A: Transcends Infinite Dimensional tiering0: Flat out considered by the verse to be the Omnipotent God of the verse transcendent of everything with no antifeatsThis is how VSBW stats work right
>>15302332420 dollars and a subway footlong tier budget on display
>>153023324They're gonna downplay it because they self insert as Kratos and Sonic and Omniman. They do it with Godzilla. They do it with Ultraman.
>>153023354>changing the subject
>>153023350Superman is Tier 0 right now
NOOO STOP LOOKING AT MY COUNTRY FLAG, MY POST ID, MY ANTIFEATS! I'M GONNA BE EXPOSED AS A SAMEFAGGING FAVELA LEVEL FRAUD
>>153023281>look this up>the texts were revealed to be entirely fabricated by a 16 year old fan who was obsessed with him
>>153023350Clark's antifeat is letting a guy bottom out in his asshole.
>>153023357people just dont want to see your dogshit ass buttfugly weaklings in these halls you simply ass weaboo
>superKEKbullet tier
>>153023350SuperGOS
>>153023383OBESE SHITPERMAN
Dragonzord Vs. Mechagodzilla would have probably been Simon Vs. Kyle tier in terms of discussion here if it was announced post Kratosura.
>>153023379Fact: Sonic is a Japanese creation.Fact: Goku is a Japanese creationFact: Luffy, Naruto, Inuyasha, Jiren, Ichigo, Deku, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon, all Japanese creationsFact: Mario is a Japanese creation.They are all Weeaboo wank material in these threads and even more ugly than anything I've seen.
>>153023383THIS is the FATASS who BEAT GOKU?OH MY STARS
>>153023379>you simply assHURRY HURRY TRY RICE AND CURRY BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY SAAR
Post Japan not jobbing like a bitch to nukes
kratos isn't a cartoon or comic character
>>153023379>weabooA majority of retards here are dragon ball wankers do you fucking hear yourself
>>153023400you will never be japanese
Give me a /bant/ thread to post inI'll AHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHHH!
>>153023412>Two nukes dropped on Japan>They thrive and move back to the places effected>a single nuclear factory in Russia has an accident>Chernobyl is still abandoned.
>>153023419I don't want to be Japanese. But hey, keep projecting and deflecting!
>>153023425>>>/bant/24169354
>>153023430>They thriveyou mean they got handouts in return for being America's good little sissy bitch
>>153023451Israel says hi
>>153023373that 16 year old fan was also a cucky asurajeet
>>153023451>HAHA, WE AMERICANS DOMINATE>just uh, let us buy electronics, game systems, tvs, games, anime, manga, cars, and everything we can't make from you guys, ok?
>>153023324>>153023347post cucky Kamen shooting the sun out the sky.
The spirit of Dai-Nippon will never submit to western degenerate dogs, banzai!
Israel just RAPED and GAPED me and my nation and my race and my religion and my children...
>>153023444keep watching japshit made for toddlers you sad obese queer
>>153023466Cool. Can you post Kratos doing that.
>>153023472YOU WATCH DRAGON BALL
>>153023474Atreus is the son of Kratos and weaker than him thanks to being only a halfblood.Kratos ripped the sun's head off.
>>153023463>obese weashart delusions
>>153023486Don't care.
>>153023466>>153023486F-FUARK!FEATSTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!
>>153023472Damn I touched a nerve, huh? Fact: Comics are for children.Fact: Cartoons are for children.Fact: Video games are for childrenFact: Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, Hulk, Goku, Luffy, Mario, Sonic and every character you care about, where made for children entertainment.
>>153023450>GODnic poster is venezuelan
I wanna go to a cosplay event and grope someone
>>153023492Toyota? Japan made car. Sony? Japan company. Sega? Japan company. Ramen? Japan food. Nintendo? Japan company. Mitsubishi? Japan company. Hitachi? Japan company.
>>153023525>Ramen?Well TECHNICALLY that one comes from China
>>153023499>where madeI've seen enough. You are brown and low iq, that's why you're an arrested development ultraman cuckold.
Your move, Sonic
FACT: Japan would have won the war if the Amerifats weren’t a bunch of cheating pigs
>>153023525>buncha worthless companies and shit no one cares aboutwoah...
>>153023540that's the smallest moon i've ever seen.
>>153023540what a strange character to go up against
>>153023543>worthless companies>nintendo
>>153023486>ripped the suns head off>when the sun was already basically dead>and it didn't actually destroy the sun anywhere but GAYreece?
>ultramelty
>>153023569DIMELESSendo
>>153023570it did destroy the sun. Valhalla confirmed that Helios is the sun for everywhere, and Kratos put it back in the sky for everywhere in the Prequel game.The sun was restored because Kratos gave Hope to the world. He killed and rebuilt the sun.
>>153023538>you are brown>>153023379>you simply ass weeabooYOU are the brown.
>>153023565Sonicfags are easily the most obsessed and prevalent death battle wankers right now. It's only natural anyone else who gets into vsbattling will be affronted now with "would your character beat the shit out of Sonic the Hedgehog?" and might respond.Goku used to fill this position, but his fans ate some humble pie after Superman KWABed him so many times. While Supermanfags are currently too cocky for the same reason.
>>153023578Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Nintendo own the HIGHEST GROSSING MEDIA FRANCHISE IN THE WORLD, since they own Pokemon? And didn't Nintendo make THIS much off the Mario movie?
>>153023650DIMELESSmon
>>153023556>>153023565
>>153023540who actually watches this shit
>>153023664autistic manchildren.
guys, the ultrafag posted on /bant/, they have the american flag....
Show me Kratos destryoing a hill
>>153023614Not really how it works. Killing Poseidon didn't cause the seas to dry up and Helios didn't even control the actual sun himself. He needs his giant chariot mechanism to do it for him.
>>153023664>>153023670Sooooo.... all of Death Battle's audience watched Tokusatsu? Cool.
Sonicfags got a lot less cocky now that the /bant/ thread is up...
>>153023670>Pot calling the Kettle black
>>153023679that's because Oceanus still existed. Helios is the only sun god in GOW.Kratos destroyed the chariot too.
Post Schrodinger Alucard doing literally anything.
>D-dimeless ;_;
>>153023659NTA but just because someone's attack forms the image of a celestial object, does not mean that person is automatically planet tierIt's just part of the visuals of the attackFor example, Ursaluna here has an attack where a red moon appears above its head and then hits the enemy, but this random-ass bear is not lunar tier
>>153023688Superman, Goku and Kratos are for men.Kamen Rider is for low iq brown pedos.
>>153023701>superman, goku and kratos>literally made for childrens entertainment
>>153023713Superman Dragon Ball and God of War are for adults, faker.
>>153023701>capeshit>japanese cartoon>a literal video gameuhhhh
>>153023696Ok :) now remove all the revenue taken from children and retarded man children… or are you scared DIMELESStendo
>>153023724>comics where made for kids to read>anime is a japanese cartoon to keep kids entertained>god of war is a video game, which are made to entertain children
>ickyfag>samenic>jeetrio>scatbrat>dekufag>brapzilian>tokushitter>excelkike>spicpedo>listtroon>zillatranny>chartperman>all browns ittR&G these niggas.
>>153023730No, cause then we'd have to do that for DC and Marvel :)
>>153023737>where madeKamen Rider SAAAAAAAAAAARGod of War literally has over 10 different Playable Sex Scenes. You don't know what sex is since Kamen Rider cucks never get it lmao
>>153023696>Hello ShittyFake ass chart
>>153023696I LOVE HAVING SO MUCH DIME ITS A CRIME THAT IM IN THE LIME GET SLIME
>>153023696DIMESpanman when?
>>153023565Everyone wants to fight the KING.
Homelander sweeps the gaymen rider universe
>>153023747Oh you're right. They ARE made for kids. But keep projecting. I can project too! Superman's friends with two known pedos, so he also must be a pedo, so his fans must be a pedo!
>>153023761by whom i mean Kratos.But to get to him they must go through his jester Sonic the cuckold.
>>153023748Sanrio has been around forever, and Hello Kitty is their mascot.
>>153023696Stop posting if your HERO didn't make the list.
>>153023764Cope. Kamen Baby will never be a hopeful character who inspires adult men like Superman and Kratos.
>>153023763...
>>153023773whatever the fuck that is its not relevant
>>153023764hey Ollie may be a liberal but he's not a pedophile
YUP YUP!!!
>inferior childslop mediumsAll kneel and kowtow to CHADsic, the primordial VRTFORM.
>>153023791he said this.
>>153023778>inspired by goyslop You aren't even human
>>153023696Pokemon GAWDS...
Do I amuse you? Am I some sort of clown to you
>>153023798>inspired by deep and meaningful and hopeful characters who teach us to do better and be good.Yes. This is why I am a chad and you are a soi
>>153023778Hm, he's saved the world more times than Superman, makes sure to KILL his villains so they don't come back, AND appears in hospitals in real life to give hope to children. Meanwhile, WB is too jewish to let a character actor dressed as Superman do the same for kids suffering cancer. Funny how that works, huh?Also, I ain't even that into Kamen Rider. Real just recognizes real.
>>153023763HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH No, he's Kuuga level at best.
>>153023802shit verse only good for raping fur creatures
>>153023570It didn’t even destroy the sun it just got cloudy
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
>>153023810BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>153023816cloudy cause no sun
IFIGHTTO BE THE BROWNEST ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>153023769KINGnic is the only king around.
>>153023823>ran like a bitch when bonded with Godzilla, just because Black Bolt appeared
>>153023823toothpick shitty the fagdick clitty...
>>153023823
>>153023778>Kamen Baby will never be a hopeful character who inspires adult menHe's literally been Japan's Spiderman since the fucking 70's
Reminder that Geats was an astroturfed pick by a prominent cordtranny artist in the Death Battle community and the little wrangled autists just followed suit. Made even funnier since Bakugo got in despite losing so DBpaypigs got finnessed regardless. Never give DB your money.
>>153023831Do you mind posting that in the /bant/ thread?
>>153023451Post America not being economically reliant on Japan
>my hero participated and enables Neo-liberal capitalism that harms poor BIPOC communities and that’s a good thing!Gentlemen… I suggest you take this moment as a learning opportunity and improve your morality moving forward…
>>153023823BEAST!!
>>153023840
>tokufag and knullfag are herePost in the /bant/ thread. Now.
>>153023839We can even go back to 1898 for the first Tokusatsu hero. You have people like Stan Lee saying Japan knows how to make live action super heroes. Toei themselves where the Hero company, from as early as 1950 with Golden Bat. Marvel themselves approached them to do a take of Spider-Man, Hulk (never produced), and Silver Surfer. Battle Fever J, the third Super Sentai series, was meant to be a Captain America show.But hey, >tokushitsu is le bad because ....I SAID SO OK!?
>>153023832but the Symbiote is still on Godzilla
>>153023540Every fucking clip I see of this is like the coolest shit ever, I wish I had the time to watch it
>>153023868I did. USA flag. Should I do it again?
>>153023887Denounce Israel right now Amerigoy
>>153023659>Western kids grow up watching trannycore goyslop>Japanese kids grow up watching this Not fair...
>>153023892I legit can't keep up with who's supposed to be the villain in the America storyline right now, man. Last I gave a shit was the Iraqies, cause they knocked down two buildings and my 12 year old self only cared cause I got to go home early.
>>153023887Post again.>>153023823Your turn, faggot.
>>153023849Post neo-liberalism capitalism not being a self-defeating Ponzi scheme
>>153023910I did. I'm currently talking to the Hulk poster on there.
>>153023898Japanese kids are so lucky they get to watch this at 8 then watch animated child porn at 12...
>>153023699Peak Ursaluna is at least country level because it can one shot Regieleki who's electricity is enough to power the entire Galar region
>>153023925They don't watch God of War the animated series, silly.
>>153023868>>>/bant/24170870
>'p on /bant/Gents...
post on vent and i'll have you /bant/
>>153023911Gensokyo already has its own version of Mahoraga in the form of Yuuma, and she got bitch slapped by Flandre.Reimu would solo the entire JJKverse full wank while downplayed.Yuji legit can't even kill Daiyousei Know your place, Fodder
>>153023911K,b,c.
>>153023956BASED BASED BASED
>>153022600Both Wally victims
>>153023823FUARK
>>153023956Post her stinky pits
>>153023911Canon.
>>153023911Canon!
>>153023966Kratos is faster than Wally though.>Wally needs this Sonic wannabe to beat teleportation>Kratos casually speedblitzed immeasurable speed HeliosAnd Kratos is stronger too. He onepunches that sissy and destroys the abstract concept of the speedforce. Then tells Wally to learn to fight like a man without it.
Post Kratos destroying a moon.
>>153023980These would no diff Gojo btw
>>153024010such a feat is below his power level
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
>>153023805They're boring mary sues tho.
>>153024017Then post it.
why do i open these threads, they are just distractions
>p-post on bant pls...No. What are you going to do about it?
>>153024016why are they yellow
>>153024010Kratos SAVED the moon!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rWBLVaIBQk
>>153024005>TdlrWally beat the infinite plot manipulation of his writer with speed alone and is literally a invincible plot armor generator. Kektos is dragged back to mere greek primordial soup.
>>153024005>>Kratos casually speedblitzed immeasurable speed HeliosBruh
>>153024070Post him destroying it.
>>153024036They will accuse you of being "brown" like it's something to be ashamed of. Diversity is our strength.
>>153024076Saving > Destroying Be better.
>>153024016Good stink, good, good, stinky good
>>153024072>blablablayapyapyapfanficfanficfanficKratos literally killed his own writer.Sissy Wally cried for mercy to Deathstroke and let Deathstroke fuck his wife.Kratos punches out all of Wally's teeth in one punch, then confiscates the speedforce until Wally stops being such a weak soiboy bitch.
>>153024083This! This so much!
>>153024083Post Kratos not causing a genocide.
>>153023324Kratos can do this. Just because we've never seen her do it doesn't mean she can't
>>153024083This. I am a Better Man.
>>153023744>ickyfag = ? >samenic = leaf (just because it's an american/hatland dweller doesn't mean they're white) >jeetrio = brown (didn't show up) >scatbrat = venezuelan>dekufag = mutt>brapzilian = self-explanatory >tokushitter = mutt>excelkike = mossad>spicpedo = brownest spicnigger in these halls>listtroon = brown>zillatranny = ? (dead probably) >chartperman = ? (didn't show up) >hulkfag = croat>falseflag expert = aussie> all browns itt = true until proven otherwise
>>153024099Kratos saved you in the real world from Zeus. Be grateful and learn from him
>>153024095Kingtos would never!
>>153024083HE COMMITTED GENOCIDE
Kratos let me fuck and creampie his wife.
>>153024119Greektos…
>>153024119Hulk....
>>153024095>Kratos literally killed his own writer.Never happened>the restSpeed steals the hax and divinity of kratos and turns him into a statue.
Kratos let Sonic RAPE and creampie his bootyhole
>>153024119Beyond KINGly behavior! That's why he's my HERO!
>>153024145post this cuck stealing divinity
>>153024119Link…
so do you guys fall for bait deliberately or ironically?
>Go on /bant/>/dbg/ is full of brannigers>thread created by LiamThis place is made by and for ESLs, I'm out
>>153024166The former
>>153024166The latter
>>153024166Neither
>>153023966CHECKED AND TRUTHFUL #DAFFYDUBS
>>153022600A blue rat? More like a blue SPLAT!Fufufufufufu
>>153024145Literally happened in GOW1, cucky boi. That was minimum power Kratos.Kratos has unreduceable speed too like Sonic and is immune to all hax as proven by Ouroboros.He fucks Wally’s wife and beats Wally up just like Chaddy Deathstroke did.
>>153022646>Jobber of Doors
>>153024173you already said that
Apparently Okarun got cucked Didn’t he confess years ago?
>>153024215Last I checked Momo lost her memories or something
Dandadan still mogged Daima btw
>>153024215Why damn itWhy even post this here We could get away with the average /dbg/ poster not knowing because they don't read the manga but now everytime it's brought up he's gonna get slandered and called a cuck Why did you have to tell them
>>153024252It’s funny as fuck
>>153024215>>153024225>>153024252Dang that sucks. I really liked this one.
i cant breed
>>153024166Both
>>153024303Okarun...
>>153024299Why would you like a series about eunuch whose superpower is old hag transformation>Turbo Tranny
Who should she fight?
>>153024166I don't know
>>153024145this cuck literally lost his divinity to Batchuckles
>>153024252Kratos scholars always expose the truth.Even if it’s an ugly truth.
What happened to him?
>>153024337does DC still pretend people like this character or have they been abandoned yetLast thing I remember them showing up in was that DC KO thing where the joker pretended to be the batman who laughs as a fakeout to actually being emperor joker or somethin
>>153024332Fillia I guesscoom-off
>>153024354He onepunched Wally’s wife with his cock.
nu-tos is not Kratos
>>153023823I hope he rapes Hel lol
>>153024381Post Oldtos winning a death battle
>>153024381Left and right are both Norse Kratos. That’s Norse Kratos’ shield and beard.
>>153024350FUCK YOU
>>153024354He speedblitzed Wally and is sad that Wally was too weak to prove a challenge.
titty boob
>>153024405Be a Better Man.
>>153023696>sell so much merchslop to girls, you're just video game hello kittty.This is why GODrio mogs Pogaymans
>>153024404>That’s Norse Kratos’ shield and beard.right took them away from left
Homestuck solos everyone in this thread
>>153024381>Two BETTER MEN locking eyesLove to see it!
>>153023696>no stitch franchise
>>153024438We invite our Homestuck brothers to the Bant thread.
>>153024451He's like, number 14 if I remember correctly.
Post-Egypt/Eastern Mythos Kratos gonna be soooo broken
>>153024252I always love it when the nerd eats shit.
Please make Kratos a monster again. No more soitos
>>153024508why? you probably have a lot of similarities with the average nerd
MMMMM I LOVE BIG TITTIES
>MUs for this character?
>>153024519I don’t like antisocial losers getting rewarded. Give me a Chad ljke Yuji any day
>>153024512the sooner you grow up the better
>>153024540Sonic
I look like this
>>153024540>composite /dbg/Composite r/DeathBattleMatchups>>153024552Diddyblud ahh statement
>>153024548>Chad>ljke Yuji
>>153024508He's got the other hottest girl in the school who is more popular than Momo actively hungering for his cock though
>>153024574child
>Shill episode for his new movie that was going to save the DCEU>DC had been put as above Marvel in previous episodes>Nobody here tried to against his victory>G1 gave him the victory>Premiere put him as the good guy and his opponent as a smug villain>Despite all of this... he jobbed>And his movie bombed so hard that it killed the DCEUBlack Adam vs Apocalypse was funny
>>153024592Xhe wants to groom you now
>>153024592You have been blessed with infinite knowledge and power.
>>153024596Are you the 40 yo shitposter from the other thread? That doesn't have a day job and shitposts all day?
>>153024602>the ROCKS of the eternal shoreRocks are literally boundless, it was a foregone conclusion
>>153024602>one absorbs electric energy >the other gets weaker the more they lose itAlso I don't get how Adam wouldn't have been able to destroy the death seed. He had it in his hand in the fight. Why didn't he just.. crush it?
>>153024627grow up kid
>>153024592He's gonna pm you scat hentai
>>153024636I'm in my 20s, you're twice my age. Half of these character incarnations didn't exist when you were my age
I can't wait for June. I hope to come out as my real self this pride month.....
>>153024440@grok make them kiss
>>153024627>say I got home from work>y-you don't have a jobMust be a jeet with this reading comprehension.
>solos your favorite verse
>>153024658fregoli? I never said you have a job unc?
>>153024651get back in your playpen kiddo
>>153024651yo who let this literal goo goo gaga in here?
>>153024652who is your true self?
>>153024668>>153024677>yo who let this literal goo goo gaga in here?>get back in your playpen kiddounc seething
>>153024561FUARK where'd you get that picture of me?
>>153022600Imagine if death battle tried to compare the characters based on how they actually function instead of autisticly doing retarded usually canon breaking "feat" maths.
>>153024665hey
>>153024690DA na na au au au au auuuuuuuuuu abababababababa pfffffffffffffffffffffffffbt
>>153024710yo who let this goo goo gaga in here
>>153024690change your diaper
>>153024710>no arrowsend unc to a retirement home, he's crying like a babee
>>153024730
>>153024665still here?
>>153024739GEK! GEK! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA auuuuuuuuuuuuuoooo plebpleblebebebebeplep nanananana dadadada ababababababa OOBY GEK
>brings up age once>starts throwing a hissyfit
>>153024755>shartspic
>>153024755Well shit, next time be careful. You know Literal Infant is in here.
>>153024765>Literal Infant larps as a kid because he can't have his own>inb4 babypost that only 80yos find funny
>>153024782diaper status?
Naruto? Beats Ichigo and Luffy.Madara? Beats Aizen.Sasuke? Beats Zoro.
>>153024701What exactly are you proposing here? Give an example.
>>153024651i am 25, i thought everybody here was around that age range. /dbs/ is around 19-28, I thought the cartoon audience would be younger
>>153024782Sonic's from 1993. Lol
>>153024821hey
>>153024801I don't wear adult diapers
>>153024841Oh so you wear baby diapers?
>>153024702>>153024840Bejitabro btw.
I’M SUCH A FUCKING HAPPY KEK
>>153024847>>153024841>>153024801
>ESLs>Gen X-ers
>>153024865>>153024847>1 min cooldown
>>153024883Aw baby can count.
I'm going to the store, anyone want anything?
>>153024851im just trying to get to know my fellow posters
>>153024898You're sundowninghttps://www.alz.org/
>No one cares about my match....
>>153024921You seem to be throwing a baby tantrum.
>>153024929i care
>>153024917Borgur
>>153024931You tell me, I'm not the one larping as a screaming infant
>>153024929I don't think I've skipped a DB in a long time but truly what is there to get out of this one other than the "NEXT TIME"It's an MHA character who makes it to the end of the series smurfing a character who doesn't make it to the end of theirs, go next
>>153024946Now I'm Literal Infant? Schizonic is real, holy shit.
>>153024929>no one cares about my franchise anymoreFixed
>>153024929>only getting in due to xitterfags>gets absolutely curbstomped>manga went to shit>didn't even appear in the endingBrutal. I hope Denji wins his match at least.
>>153024957never said you were unc, that alzheimer's is getting to ya
>>153024109Only the autistic Buutard thinks that he lives there.
Do you guys just shitpost all day? or do you have wives and kids?
>>153024955Fuck man, I didn't even skip Jason vs Myers despite the shitshow that ended up being but this is just going to end up like:>Explosions vs bigger explosions>"HOWITZER.... IMPACT!!!">"Reze.... You truly were.... The bomb..."
Which character you think has the best precognition? I think scion's ptv is one of the best
>>153024995Do you?
>>153024995hey
>>153024995I am 24.
>>153025019I was asking the millenials / Xoomers not you Croatian Hulk
>>153025041Me on the right
>>153025041Hey i saw every single one of these guys at the Kratos Scjolar secret meetup
>>153025002Kratos.
>>153025040in this pic who do you most closely resemble? >>153025041
>>153025051I look like this
All your faves are soloed by bowser fart, incredible gassy, kratos fart, and sgt. braphog
>>153025040>millennials>having families and kids
>>15302507538yo sonic bro from honduras btw
>>153025075no makima fart?
>>153025091don’t be gay bro
I'm 34, currently no wife and kids but I'm getting there
>>153025041Me in the middle
>>153025071...
>>153025091Also solos your faves
>>153025071Do you have a girlfriend?
>>153025109no you aint
>>153025109I think the important thing is just having people close to you. People place a high societal value or peer pressure on getting married. But you REALLY, REALLY only want to get a family when your going to be in an isolated situation.
>>153025109you know i'm surprised the guy who owns this OC hasn't killed himself yet
I open up about myself and all you guys do is make fun of me :(
>>153025182Yeah cuz ur ghey
Bakugo will have sexual intercourse with Reze.
>>153025182No one cares, Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his ENTIRE verse.
>MHA character>ever having sexNope.
>>153025212Except Ochaco, who has sex with everyone except Deku.
>>153025109Doesn’t he fuck kids?
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GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>whoever the fuck is DCs strongest i dont care to rememberRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
>>153025046>Scjolar
>>153025355Me?
>>153025375
>>153025375Mind posting this on /bant/?
Ladies and gentlemen... our strongest KINGS according to the infallible scholars of VSBW. Daffy doesn't have a page for some reason so I just scaled him to Bugs Bunny
>>153025355It’s posts like this is why we are where we are
>>153023300Enter CHADcid
>>153025375TRVTH NVKE!!!
>>153025413>Every time Madotsuki wakes up she destroys a multiverseFVARK!!!
None of this really makes sense. You can't actually fathom the concept of the universe, much less a multiverse. I could beat you in a street fight.
>>153025486no you couldnt
>>153025536Yes I could. You are street tier. Post yourself.
>>153022665M A S T E R SASTERS
>>153025413>Jenny Solar System tierMaybe on planet retard.
>>153025614I’ll get banned for posting my cock in your moms mouth so I can’t
>>153025780My mom is man. I have two fathers. You are gay.
>>153025375TRVKE!!!!
GUNDAMULTRAMANSENTAIGODZILLATHE 4 SUPER AUTISM FRANCHISES THAT SHOULDNT BE IN THESE HALLS HENCEFORTH
>>153025817And I have two balls, your mom was still sucking them despite abandoning her failed abortion
>>153024995Both.>Wake up at 7am shitpost>go to work>1st 15 shitpost>lunch shitpost>2nd 15 shitpost>after work shit shitpost>come home>watch kids and shitpost >make dinner at 7pm>get the kids to bed at 8pm>watch anime/cartoons/read comics/play vidya and/or shitpost till 2am>go to bed
>>153025907You.....you win...
>>153025752Tiff Crust...
>>153025901Yep and their banisher? GODnic!
>>153025959NO LIES DETECTED!!
>>153025901Arent all four of those the same thing
>>153025959>>153025970Mind posting this in /bant/?
>>153025996>Your...your wrong because your BROWN!Provide an actual argument or shut the fuck up
>>153026044>Your...your wrong because your BROWN!Also note the ESLism of our accused friend.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/PowerScaling/comments/1s7jpc4/sukunas_slash_and_the_ontological_nature_of_space/JJK is METAPHYSICAL. How does this change Yuji vs. Denji?
>>153026121>Not wasting time typing proper grammar on a internet forum? Holy ESL!!!!!Still no argument by the way!
>>153026138>7 upvotesThis is you isn’t if?
>>153026138How does sukuna having a power change yuji vs denji?
>>153026138What a bunch bullshit. There's no way GayGay puts that much thought into it. I'm starting to think csm/jjk hype is just cope for the new generation not having their own big 3.
>>153026162Yujeets (JJK) are desperate and argue that Yuji should be able to use all the techniques Sukuna showcased during the final fight, even when there's nothing to support this at all
>>153026160No. >>153026162sex?
>>153026177Nigga took philosophy 101 and used chatgpt to explain to him kanji and translate is now thinking the most common japanese cool hyperbole buzzwords mean JJK is transcendental or some shit
>>153024929FotM bomb girl
>>153026138The Powerscaling subreddit is so fucking weird.For some reason there's a constant fight between JJK and KnY in there, and somehow the JJK side can't just instantly win and instead needs to pull anti feats for Kimetsu...Why? Even with wank Kimetsu is not that strong, feats only JJK wins most of it's Match ups against it. Imagine needing to pull Anti feats against a verse who needs wank to get it's MC past building level
Gay sex?
>>153024929Don't worry Reze Bakugou will give you a respectful death!
>>153026138There is ZERO evidence Yuji has world slash or can learn it.
>>153026121SHITnic EXPOSED
>>153026221only with cute femboys
>>153026220According to demon slayers fags Muzan is mountain level and FTL or some shit. I know nothing about demon slayer but it looks like a building level verse considering it's just dudes with swords fighting vampires or some shit, so I have no idea how it even gets to that point
>>153025928Yknow what, fair enough. Gets you through your day, then great.
This waiting period is so fucking boring, hopes for next time?
>>153026319poopa vs shitta
!!!!!!
>>153026325But we already had Bardock vs Omniman...
>>153026335what made you decide to post this
>>153024145>Speedstea-ACCCKKKK*Flash gets pinned on the tree of pain for an eternity*
>>153026346Her conqueror is on the next episode of Death Battle.
>>153026335Instant boner YUUUM
>>153026343omniman wins
>>153026319I'll take fucking anything that doesn't involve popular shonen at this point, at least we're only 6 days away from finally putting a bullet in this downright nonexistent debate
>>153026373Don't get distracted Bakugo, Reze will be the one you impregnate first...
What happens if Reze wins?
>>153026410>>153026367you're such a faggot get lost and go back to wattapad
>>153024072Didn’t Batkek completely fodderized this version of the flash. Like his only feat was barely escaping because all the other flashes propelled him forward
>>153026424Everybody laughs at BakuBRAP
>>153024440Greek Kratos raped and killed. He’s no better than Zeus and the Olympians
>>153026424>Bakugo...you really were...THE BOMB!
>>153026424Unfortunately, SHITnic fans will get uppity.
>>153026319One of the last few Kickstarter episodes.
Can’t wait for Bakugo to be expoded by Reze’s futanari cock
>>153026424Waifufags and anyone who hates Bakugo/MHA will be happy. Powerscalers might seethe a bit over the result being wrong but they'd probably let it slide because it's Bakugo getting gaped. Bakugofags seethe and become the biggest KWABs of 2026
程なく。
>>153025954... GAPES Jenny with the Pip Crystals.
>>153026593>>153026593>>153026593
>>153022600Sonic.Sonic WON.
>>153025375TRVVVVTH NVVVKE!!!
>>153023823A single GRAIN of NaCl for BARBATOS!
>>153025109DB fandom DSP btw
>>153027698I think he’s a bit worse than dsp honestly
>>153026221Hype and aura moments https://youtu.be/7ZSeUyZsn00?si=vplN9qWPJcQUrTaW
