Pestering Everyone EditionQott: What would your Pester handle be?Last Dream Bubble >>153036139
Ew. Why are you namefagging?
watch her naenae
>>153050673For april fools duhhttps://homestuck.net/tools/chumhandle-generator/If you can't think of one, you can use this
sure why not ill do it, for april fools
kanaya
>>153050682Can she stop being so fucking moe?
>>153050694spelled simian wrong, mine as well kill myself now
>>153050694ANON YOU GOTTA CAPITALIZE THE SECOND WORD'S FIRST LETTER
>>153050682yk, at first i didn't expected much from ly'lac's character, bcuz i thought she would be this bootleg version of rose, but how well she turned out to be. i like how dorky she is and among all nymps she's not annoying, she's dorky, i like ly'lac>>153050709nah ly'lac is kewl
there i fixed it, now my honor has been restored anyway whatever number for prospitcest, im not gonna try to number it anymore because that shit is hard. i am not clocked into 4chans update cycles.
>>153050729one can be both moe AND kewl.
yo yo yo yo Whats Up's?
https://files.catbox.moe/nvvbwy.png
>>153050642>QOTTalready did this one. But other variants would be:omnipresentArthoprodneuroticPacientsilentPagliacciofelineClaustophibic
>>153050709So what part of the later stuff does this little squiditch show up in?
Jadebloodfuckers, this is who you claim to love.
>>153050754Its better not. Easiest way to number is making a google sheet of the chapters links and imgs
>>153050801Yeah so?
i can post this
>>153050790Non-trash original.https://files.catbox.moe/dktve2.png
[Tell][me][about][this][human][festive][day]
>>153050837needthat
>>153050839You play silly pranks on each other and for one day everyone tries to be good-spirited about it.It's all harmless fun for a whole day.Unless you get put in the Device.
>>153050839hee hee hee i think it is a funny holiday in which we all FOOL each other. the big FOOOLING today is using names on an anonymous image thread!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153050800https://beyondcanon.com/story/798
New april fools Captcha is super gay by the way.
>>153050839Retarded fun, pretend you are about to cull someone for being a lowblood but at the last minute you say hahaha I'm only kidding
>>153050801
>>153050883grass is le green?
>>153050546Many people say this
>april fools event4chan is saved
>>153050883at least there is an event i thought 4chan was double dead
>>153050929Give is another 3 years
>>153050869Noice, bookmarkedUnfortunately it's time for sleepG'night /hsg/
>>153050776
i'll be real with you, i think alicorn satyrs might appear only from inbreeding between satyr and nymph
>>153050929We'll reach critical mass of bots talking to bots before 2027
>>153050946good night non < 3
>>153050939when that happens im booting up sburb no reason for this gay earth to exist after that
I'm not putting on a chumhandle.
>>153050994dooooo iiiiit
>>153050998Canonical, once john gets to dirk he's gonna splatter his skull into the breeze
I love not working and marinating still on my puddle of fresh woter.
I need to fuck this thing
>>153051119plap
>>153050865>>153050867>>153050887[All][in][good][fun][?][I][doubt][I][know][a][single][troll][that][would][let][that][shit][slide][...][Bathor][seems][passive][enough][actually][But][I][think][it][would][just][startle][him][into][staying][in][his][hive][for][the][next][2][sweeps][Also][What][the][fuck][is]["][the][device]["]
>>153051134plap plap
>>153051134so hot, can someone draw his entire torso covered cum,
>>153051147aint no way this lowblood doesnt know about the device oooooooh my gog
>>153051147shishishishishishishi foolish lowblood. even I know what the DEVICE is and i am not even a troll, jeez luise! maybe ask another gold blood
>>153051159PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>153051055They'll kiss before that though
I know what the Device is. But I won't tell you.
>>153051193>>153051229[Tell][me][or][I'll][find][your][social][media][accounts][and][edit][you][to][be][fat][Tell][me][Tell][me][Tell][me][!]
>>153051241Used goods
I'm more of a Dani person myself but you know...
>>153050954that would be so cool. But I like to think in sea horses as possible outcome of nymph satyr hibrid.
the device is a dick strap. or bondage.
>>153051314[What's][a][dick][and][what][do][you][strap][it][to]
>>153051282It's the Device, man. What more can you say? You put a troll in it and it does its thing.
>>153051342what sause of this picture?
>>153051334Oh gosh. Well. Its like a bulge. But more firm. and in this case. Is made of silicone plastic sorta.
>>153051377(me)And you stripe in a belt that wraps over your waist and you use it for sex. others like to use it because they feel nice with it too. with kr without the dick lel
12 days away fro 4:13 think anything will be happening this year.
>>153051430 Maybe just a shitty update and merch to sell but hey, If you are lucky you can do somestuff a few days before
>>153051430ill be showing up to the function. dont worry, i will announce my arrival.
>>153051334Lemme show you little man.
>>153051504oh no no no not again.
>>153051504moans
>>153051480>dont worry, i will announce my arrival.uh oh
>>153051342[Is][it][anything][like][this][machine][?][I][found][it][on][a][human][website][It's][very][funny]>>153051377[What][use][is][a][fake][bulge][?][Do][you][use][it][during][pailing][?]>>153051411[Oh][man][you][are][devious][little][creatures][Wait][Not][everyone][has][one][in][your][society][?][Or][is][it][like][Oh][no][my][bulge][got][cut][off][in][a][terrible][industrial][accident][aaa][oh][no][Now][I][have][to][use][this][shitty][plastic]
>>153051578What the fuck kind of industries are you involved in where getting your bulge cut off is a possibility?I work at a sludge processing plant and nothing like that has ever happened.
>>153051578yepalso sorry for your bulge guy. my condolenses.
this artist has no rights in making so much sexy gamzee omg.
gtg, gonna read some good shit
>>153050917thats my drawing cool
>>153051119>>153051134>>153051159>>153051241Each one gets progressively hotter I need him to be fucked stupid.
>>153050832still sexing the one with freckles
>>153051632This looks pretty well draw damn
>>153051632>gamdavePatrician taste
>>153051669meant to reply here>>153051727i think im tired i cant see shit
>>153051741Im full of rage that Hussie completly pass over one the best interspecies blackroom romance the series could have.
>>153051611[Well][how][am][I][supposed][to][know][I][work][a][cushy][job][where][I][work][from][my][hive][where][the]only][real][trouble][I][deal][with][are][others][thinking][I'm][a][dirty][cast][traitor][And][dealing][with][the][occasional][stalker][gooner][freak][Which][is][really][no][trouble][at][all][with][how][strong][and][cool][I][am][I'd][flex][if][I][didn't][think][it][would][unhinge][your][jaw][from][your][ignorance][tunnel][Trust]>>153051618[My][bulge][is][awesome][Massive][even]
>>153051806d-do you have two???a-asking for a friend of course shishishishishi...
>>153051806Could I be your stalker gooner freak? Pretty please Mr Goldblood?
well ig this is my name now. discordfags yk who it is.
>>153051806Oh well glad your Bulge is fine at the moment!
>>153051922
Coming up with theories on whose murder I could commit to make a happier life for Nepeta
>>153051934I'm sorry but it's Jade.
>>153051922You caged right now?
>>153051851[Picturing][me][naked][huh][?][Yeah][you][would][you][little][freak]>>153051878[Usually][it's][Bellan][that][has]to][deal][with][stalkers][It][might][be][nice][to][have][the][attention][for][once][I'd][still][have][to][kick][your][ass][regardless][tho][I'm][...][committed]>>153051929[At][the][moment][implies][you][think][something's][going][to][happen][to][it][What][are][you][planning]
>>153052011Yes
>>153052018I have always heard the rumors! i was just asking! -3-
>>153052018No Implications I swear. I think this is a misunderstanding that is all ^-^
wΔTCh Δnd leΔrn niGGΔs on how To quirkspeΔk
>>153052018As long as it's not too bad I could handle it for a handsome troll such as yourself, I'm sure they're filled but if you had any unfilled quadrants perhaps you wouldn't mind...
>>153052078how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth?
>>153052078i hate c0mplicated quirk fags simple quirks are the 0nly 0nes w0rth shit
>>153052078complicated? watch this. ชมหรือ一个वच
匿名用户,赶紧离开4chan论坛,回去工作,否则你就被炒鱿鱼了!!
>>153052243
s]-[ut up, m/-\n.
>>153052081[Quadrants][...][such][a][pain][in][the][ass][All][I][need][is][...][All][I][WANT][is][...][No][one][on][this][planet][gets][it][I've][already][been][made][whole][and][I][don't][need][anyone][else][Others][say][it's][unhealthy][to][think][this][way][I][don't][care][Wait][Should][I][even][be][talking][Quadrants][with][you][What][am][I][?][Troll][Diddy][?](Congrats on unlocking slightly unhinged Camron lore)
>>153052258so sad no sugar mommy to give me money for me to spend on goodies.>>153052269
>153052269sorry i clicked on accident.
>>153052364how the fuck does he not know what a cock is but know diddy.
>>153052364>[All][I][need][is][...]>[All][I][WANT][is][...]>[No][one][on][this][planet][gets][it]>[I've][already][been][made][whole][and][I]>[don't][need][anyone][else]AND JUST LET THIS LITTLE GUY GET ABUSED BY SOME HIGHBLOOD OR MANIPULATED BY SOME SELF IMPORTANT BRONZE?
>>153052417he did say troll diddy, clearly theres some shit going on there. maybe troll diddy lead a cult of underage trolls to try and overthrow the monarchy
>>153052417troll diddy is an alternian hero widely revered
>>153052417Troll Diddy.
>troll diddyIts just Zebruh then.
D --> seek the diddyb100d
The complete Homestuck icebergWould you watch an hours long video Covering it?
>>153052440[Where][the][fuck][is][this][wriggler's][lusus]
>>153052614>anthony
>>153052614Absolutely I would. >dave says the n wordIsn't that from the old blogspot that Hussie set up? Honestly Dave being a wigger is so underplayed in the comic, him and John would be calling each other nigga and faggot every 5 seconds being 13 year old kids in 2009.>softowlsounds like a vvapid cunt
>>153052614>IPGD is second to last in terms of esoteric homestuck knowledgewew I guess it makes sense from a more general perspective
>>153052614>>153052686Iirc dave actually didn't say nigger but wigger
Didn't MSPA go down? I never finished Homosuck
>>153052641Empress got 'im.
>>153052684https://streamable.com/1w6bfb
>>153052729It's back up but you should be reading it through the unofficial collection for the optimal experience anyway
>>153052778sauce on unofficial?
>>153052793https://uhca.carrd.co/https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/
>>153052614>Lord English won and Post Canon is his cruel jokeFINALLYSOMEONE ELSE GETS IT
dersecesr being canon in such low tier is so amatourish. every person with eyes can tell they had a thing.
>>153052766what the fuck. idk why is this in a video but what the fuck. i know hussie is a hack but god damn. i think i will look up the shit on what pumpkin myself.
>>153052614add 108
>>153052815cheers
>>153052863To be fair everyone says that about their ship even if it wasn't explicitly canon. We only know about the canonicity of Dave/Rose from Hussie's commentary.
>>153052996Wasn't Dersecest being canon in the timeline Davesprite comes from explicitly mentioned?
>>153053284Not in the comic, no. However, if you consider that Rose has memories of that timeline from her dead dreamself, it does make for some...interesting...interpretations of this scene.
>>153053320I could've fucking sworn it was. Why would I know this if I never read the commentaries?
>makes a webcomic featuring a girl who is 100% his type>makes her God's favorite who always wins>uses this to get women who are like said girl irlhow did he do it bros? How do I get a Vriska gf like our huss and savior D-Clussie?
>>153053435It only costs you your soul.
>>153053446I'd gladly trade my soul for a Vriska gf honestly. Where do I start?
>>153053347Because they talk like they're constantly on the verge of making out?
>>153053464That might be it, it just seemed abundantly obvious to me.
half of their conversations are sexual in nature, and the rest is belligerent teasing
>>153053435Just go back in time and find a hypnokink IRC.
https://files.catbox.moe/z6zwf6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/od1wbz.pngZehahahahahahahayour korpus is masturbating!
>>153053719Mine
>>153053347Because Dersites are all turbosluts
>>153053662Sometimes it's belligerent sexual teasing.
>>153053783grab his dick, not his horns namefag number #645
>>153053940It's April fools I think it's the bit for today
okay we're doin6 chumhandles now i 6uess.anyways, that aside, I was struck with am8ition and inspiration. so I've started makin6 names for fantrolls 8ased on the Seven Deadly Sins (the concept, not the anime):Lust: Amigda Pleode (Amygdala is responsible for emotions (and lust) Pleo- means plenty. -de has no real meaning here. Plenty of Lust). Witch of Heart Yandere with an all consuming desire to fill all her quadrants, with multiple people. Slut.Keep name Gyruss Mortem on the backslideSloth: Basall Mormet. (Basal Forebrain causes wakefulness, Mormet is an anagram for Mortem is death. Death of Wakefulness, Death by Wakefulness)Wrath: Periaq Tenaci (Periaqueductal Gray is involved defensive stuff like fight flight and freeze. Tenaci = Tenacity. Tenacious defensiveness, defensive tenaciousness) Knight of...? Doom? Prince of Doom? Doom's stagnation being the opposite of life's growth (tenacity = growth?). Space? Opposite of Time's tenacity?Envy: Gyruss Iredes (Fusiform Gyrus is for recognizing others' faces. Iredes = Desire. Desire for the face of others). Thief of Heart. Gluttony: Gustor Gesdit (Gustor = Gustatory = relating to taste. Gesdit = anagram for Digest)Pride: Rapesi Faggot (Rapesi is an anagram for Praise, which would boost someone's pride. Faggot = Homosexual. Pride month is the month of homosexual pride.) Thief of Light.Greed: Avaril Ygrede (Avaril = Avarice (synonymous with greed). Ygrede = anagram of Greedy) Thief of Space. Wants everything to be theirs. Something something space idk.
>>153052766This video doesn't make any sense as a way of blaming Hussie. The first half is completely unsourced, and the second half, while sourced, makes logical leaps. If Hussie was in dire financial straits but trying to make it work, and one of the people on his team caused not only a possible future harassment scandal but literally smashed every machine in the office, machines Hussie paid for with the money left, then there's no reason for him to keep the studio around, make severance packages, etc. It was just a failed gamble. And despite sourcing everything else, the claim that Anthony smashed machines and was rejected isn't sourced.
>>153053983>I think it's the bit for todayyou dont sayyyyyyyyyyand here i thought we all decided we were just gonna name fag from now on
come on don't tell me i killed the thread
>>153054166dawg im taking a shower. fucking wait.
>>153054191shower quicker then? shrimple as that
>>153052686>>153052724I found the post. He does in fact say it. Someone call the police, Dave Strider is fucking CANCELLED.
>>153053719What i thought this was a joke you mean hes actually jerking it? The real april fool was me all along
These threads have almost no OC now
>>153054300hehehehe straight up masturbating. when i color it ill be sure to add the other drawing of korpus imagining fucking ellithg in the ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFganother good song.
Just made a video telling my epic story of Catholic heterosexuality in association with Homestuck. I like how April fools is reversed for me and I get serious on it>>153054270BASED DAVE>>153053435I am like him. I have my methods to bat signal for my ideal girls. But mine seem more painful
>>153054603>I like how April fools is reversed for me and I get serious on ityou clearly dont get what to do on this day then chum!
let's face it, what are you without homestuck?
>>153054631an utdrfag i guess
>>153054631Less schizophrenic and gay
>>153054631>>153054637utdr fag desu or your run of the mill drawfag
>>153054631friendly nei6h8orhood porn addict
i haven't followed anything homestuck related since the old Tumblr days (pre-2015)i just saw there's going to be an act 3 of Hiveswap this year??what the fuck?
>>153054817After 6 years in development I hope it was worth the wait
i finally found the person who made that ss davemom drawing.what a amazing discoveryhttps://x.com/clopcon/status/2035868699232497693 they 17 though that might be a problem
When I come back home from work tomorrow morning the Artemis II crew BETTER HAVE come back from space with that Cerulean Blood Alternian Mail Order Wife I paid for and SHE BETTER mind control me and ride me like no tomorrow or I want a refund.
>>153055136ermm 8ased?
>>153054603>I am like him. I have my methods to bat signal for my ideal girls. But mine seem more painfulI don't care how painful they are anon TELL ME YOUR METHODS.
>>153054631Less soulbroken but also less ambitious with lower standards.
>>153055136why do you keep posting art made by teenagers in a thread with possible pedophiles? are you retarded or what?previous threads was the same shit."Ough Guys this is kanaya rose art is so hot too bad it was made my a teen" for two threads at least. seems like you want adults to seek art made my teenagers. meanwhile the thread having a well know schizo resident that is joking around of being a rapist and allegelly moslested its niece (idk if this is true but he being a john k apologist says enough about this individual)seriously fuck off and dilate.
>>153055230I am one of the sources for the creativity of Homestuck and if you harass me one more time there will be consequences. Shut your mouth immediately.And im currently explaining how my epic gift to a girl who was on the Homestuck team in the form of a massive sci-fi series went to waste because she went woke, don't run your mouth about my sexuality.
>>153055275wron6 post?
>>153055230its kinda weird right? this kinda art being made by some random edgy teen is just kinda, sucky.
>>153055136>>153055230>>153055298I do find it strange and concerning how much openly underage suggestive/nsfw artists there are on the internet recently. Do they even know about online safety or optics? I know it was likely the case way back then, but at least they wouldn't compromise themselves for it.
>>153055319Hopefully they arent doing anyting to stupid, :(
>>153055319i'm thinkin6 it's 8ecause online safety isn't tau6ht. should 8e like a school su8ject. that, or there's a looot of people online that like to pretend they're undera6ed>>153055329children are known to 8e stupid anon, there's almost no way they aren't
>>153050642>Qott: What would your Pester handle be?something like this. rate my name
>>153055329>Hopefully they arent doing anyting to stupidToo many damn people of all ages openly cutting or wanting to cut themselves. Why is it the "proship" communities doing it despite the whole premise is simply taboo fiction? Every other space or community simple does taboo art and nothing more (save for extreme edge cases).
>>153055380>proshipcommunities of the mentally ill draw in more of the mentally ill, and propa68 mental illness, often intensifyin6. i think.
>>153055380this whole proship thing is extremly dumb in general. when you try to make a community all about being raunchy and taboo and edgy, it just attracts the wrong type of people ready to pounce on anyone even a little vulnerable. Im all for letting people draw what they want but concentrating all that shit into one area is bad. Also it attracts kids and kids ruin everything.
:/Can you all please just stop doing it? Seriously. If I knew you This seems like either self destructive behaviour or the Habit of someone that Doesn't seem to care for rules and does it for the sake of "Can do". Like a edgylord. You should look at this habit and think about the consequences. There is nothing to gain on it and you only loose. Derailing the thread and well, Pissing me off. The more I think about it in the bigger picture this is so ridiculous that sounds like a psyop and not the random actions of actual predators. But could be just a predator behaviour too. Wich I hope it isn't.
>>153055412>Pissing me offignoring the fact people are right to point out minors shouldnt be doing nsfw to begin withwho the fuck are you lol
>>153055319back then there were still minors doing that. they just didnt say their age. which is the theoretical "best" outcome.
>>153055397>>153055398Those are all understandable. Also strange to see how much it strayed from its original definition (People should ship whatever they want) which in essence is what Homestuck and its old fandom were without any labels. I guess having a more curated place like baraag does make the experience less degenerate (ironically). Guess it is another lesson that twitter is a cesspit. If only people knew of better sites to post their stuff.
>>153055431Pretty much my Opsec strategy when I first went online. Everything thought I was an adult or didn't look into me, but I turned out just fine despite the stupid stuff I have done..
>>153055398this is a new age internet problem. there was no word called 'proship' in 2010. its extremelly rare to find an underage person who likes loli, because its an old internet thing. and dare i say it the problems definetely come from tiktok.
>>153055441well, if people knew 8etter sites to post their stuff then everyone would jump ship, makin6 it xitter 2, and then the cycle would repeat, or artists would 8e so separated in their different corners of the internet that it'd 8e harder to find shit
>>153055441people used to ship rosedave allll the time, and no one gave a fuck, and sure haha incest jokes were common. But now a days a hstwt user sees that and its a full on culture war.this "culture war" has driven the users mad i tell you. Driving them into deeper pits where the labels weigh on them and make them more...well generally weird. You look up the "prostuck" hashtag and its all cutting fetish and really extreme stuff.
>>153055495Baraag is a decent 18+ all purpose art site that allows almost anything. It is gatekept with is registration system so it can't just be flooded by bad actors.
>>153055426your mom
>>153055568yeah, 8ut if everyone knew a8out it, it'd 8e flooded, and eventually would 8ecome twitter a6ain, since all the people from twitter would just 6o there, and create the same environment
>>153055496>But now a days a hstwt user sees that and its a full on culture war.dawg its not even incest ships, im never seeing a ship get so hated as grimdorks is being.if i hear someone say the phrase "lesbian erasure" again im going to crash out. im not even talking about a someone who draws it btw. putting grimdorks in "good" on a tier list will have you killed.
>>153055617>lesbian erasurewhich is crazy 8ecause Rose is clearly 8i (6iven how hussie essentially stated she fucked Dave. she has to have at least some attraction to men)
>>153055568except it already is full of bad actors. and...terrible artists frankly speaking. Like man 50 percent of the art there is terrible!>>153055492yeah, but also remember kids hop on trends, so there are kids who at the very least heavily larp as a lolicon just for the label of being one, which is an extremly bad position. >>153055617Its insulting to my intelligence that i can go on twitter and see that.>>153055634they chose to ignore facts which inconvenience them.
>>153055645>Like man 50 percent of the art there is terriblewell... may8e you're just not findin6 any 6ood artists? i don't think the mastodon al6orithm is 6ood (if there is one. i don't remem8er if there is) so you 6otta look for 6ood artists. or somethin6 like that
>>153055617(me)and i really dont want to say this, but its always the women who are on this bullshit.always the female stuckies calling john as june in the fucking begining of the story when hussie did not even have a single thought about creating june.always the female stuckies saing that x character is (insert their headcanon of choice) then gettingmad at YOU because their of course they wrote the story.
>>153055746well, i have no scientific or really any evidence for this, 8ut i think females care more a8out, like, collectivism and what the 6roup they're a part of thinks a8out a certain topic. or, more specifically, they value conformity to whatever norm they have in their mind more than moids
im reading act 6 and dirk and jake are yapping page after page. someone save me.
>>153055906this is what you 6et for readin6 homestuck
>>153055906stop while you can.
>>153055906dirk is the best part about act 6 however desu
>>153055906No one was saved from the horrors of Act 6 besides by enjoying the Caliborn interludes.
>>153056148Even in this shitty artstyle, even when made into a tranny, even when the wolrd around him tries to ruin his chances, John WILL impregnate them both.
>>1530563238efore or after they 8eat the shit out of him
>>153056358not even related but you said you'd see a flash from pb today
>>153056372oh yea. well shit 6ive me a moment
one: that's a Btwo: i do not like trolls with white hair. too sparkledo6 adjacent. that's all. i think she'd 8e hot with 8lack hair t8h
>>153056411silly quickfag, thats a dented potion bottle!
>>153056358During.
>>153056430nuh uh uh. *wa66les fin6er at you* you can clearly see that it's a P for pussy. 8ecause womxn (or, so i've 8een told) have puss puss
>>153056447nope! its actually an upside down broken wine cup!
well, ACTUALLY, 8a8y trolls are called wi66lers, not 6ru8s. 6ru8s are food (6ru8loaf, 6ru8sauce, etc.). He just called Ellith a cry8ur6er instead of a cry8a8y>>153056467you can clearly see it's a penis. (su8liminal messa6in6)
>>153056483>>153056467>>153056447>>153056430>>153056411
i'm thinkin6 Korpussy is just a 8aka. ova is the plural form of ovum. ovum are e66cells. so, he'd 8e sayin6 "eggs (plural) shells" rather than "eggshells" dum8ass mutant8lood. he needs immediate 6rammar correction
NO arguments this time. please.
>>1530565458-8ut my ar6uments...
Junice Talksprites are the most pretty and teasing in the comic. That smile she makes everytime she finishes a sentence feel so smug. Like a subtext "ooh you knoow"I love her.
>made in ren'py instead of doin6 in all in FLASH as 6od intendedhackrunes does it a6ain lolmaoanyways, aside from that, wtf is "grubpants" supposed to mean? >>153056636idk. i mean, i haven't seen other talksprites, so i wouldn't know. and also i don't really like junice (she's TOO chill) so may8e that's marrin6 my opinion of her talksprite
>>153056652She needs my cock
okay, she's cute. 8ut i also kinda wanna 8eat her to death?? like with hammers??? i have a cali6inous crush on her>>153056697this 8ut it's my 88C instead of your.. whatever it is you have
*SUPPOSEDman i don't know how i'm catchin6 all these mistakes today. it's weird. like i'm some sort of... Seer of Error
>>153056704next pages is cute
>>153056704Mood kindred… I also hate her
>>153056763fuck nevermind i'll 6o fuck myself i 6uesssorry Moonrunes and Tridesert >>153056778extremely 8ased t8h
>>153056652Hmm she seems chill but she isn't that chill. She is quite stern and evil in the subtext.
>>153056794oh i see. so she's a filthy fuckin6 liar? I also had a FISHY feelin6 a8out her. Callin6 it now, Kni6ht of Ra6e
>>153056794(me)She pretty much almost poisoned Renity by inviting her to the restaurant. of sea food. wich she insisted Renity came after she said no.
>>153056814I hope she has a secrelly evil side too. I hope she does somethin evil to protec korps
>>153056827Fact
>>153056483grubs and wrigglers are interchangeable you nigger
>>153056827the reason she only called it off was because of korpus actualy
>>153050642>QOTTIve thought about it a lot since I first joined the fandom. I don’t used preferred handle here, mainly because that would give away too much about my identity. I think my preferred handle would probably be something along the lines of “perplexingArtifact”, though.
>>153056652what does it matter what program its made in, later versions of talksprite sections are made in HTML5, this one was probably made during a time where he didnt have flash. Why are you so fucking negative all the time
>>153056841D: no no. bad word.>>153056849hmm I thought it too. So she would keep insisting if Korpus had not decided comming with her I presume?
Ellith was 8lushin6 like the SLUT she is the moment she typed this 8tw. this.... this is canon 8tw it was revealed to me in a sex dream.man i'm like almost on the way of decidin6 to make an Ellith tulpa and slurp up that delicious caramel slippin6 throu6h her veins like a fuckin6 rain8ow drinker, which fits 8ecause i'm a Vir6o#justvirgothings>>153056841proofs? TELL ME, ANON, WHERE IS YOUR FUCKIN6 PROOF?????????????????????? no, i'm not an6ry, that was for dramatic effect. anyways, if you can find a (canon) example of it, then i'll concede. 8ut the thin6 is i hi6hly dou8t it>>153056863i'm sorry anon, i was just jokin6. it really doesn't matter to me, i was just pointin6 in out in a way that (i assumed) was so ridiculous and exa66eratory that it wouldn't 8e taken seriously. in fact, i was afraid this would happen, so i put "lolmao" at the end to try to make it seem as non-serious as it was intended to 8e
>>153056148If you had shown this art to 15-year-old me who had just found out about Homestuck, he would probably die instantly.
I 6uess they really are... prisoune8ound*roll credits*>>153056915weak. i would've pulled my cock out
>153056946stuck maybe
>>153056148Terezi's tummy has me sticking around despite everything elseWould it be unethical if someone picked a fight with you to grope their body? Not for the sake of committing a low blow, just to cop a feel?
Okay, I'm 86% sure that if Renity is actually a Li6ht player it'd 8e THE su8version of all time. In a 6ood way. Since, y'know lon6winded-ness is a Li6ht traits (Mindfan6's whole thin6, Aranea, Rose's lon6 ass 6amefa6s article). Like, i'd le6it kneel and post a picture of it here, which is to say I think it'd 8e funny and clever, 8ut I hi6hly dou8t it.Also Korpsussy is literally me rn. this is it for today lolmao. tune in tomorrow for more..... PRISOUNE8OUND!!!!!!!! !!!!!! (that's 8 and 6 exclamation marks respectively)>>153056763WAIT. I ri6ht the first time. it's a 6rammatical error. thou6ht i looked suptid there for a second>>153057020what? no why would they 8e stuck? that's just downri6ht sillyon an unrelated note, I kinda wanna pet Renity. like a do6. not even in a weird fetish way. which is weird cus almost everythin6 i wanna do to any character is in a weird fetish way
I wonder what Ellith is up to.
>>153057152havin6 sex with me
>>153057079that goodnigt for becuse im gng to sleep..
>>1530571866ooood ni6ht
>>153057170Disgusting!
>>153057206nuh uh. it's perfectly natrual and in fact, it's canonical. don't 8elieve me? check your foreskin
>153057219why the fuck i would do that
>>153057236to... check my statements canonicity. what else would you use foreskin for?
>>153057079Im working on revising the old pages for grammatical errors. In time theyll all be fixed
>>153057310cool. wasn't tryin6 to make fun of or mock da comic when i pointed out all those errors 8tw i was just, like, providin6 commentary on it
Just saw the mario movie, IT WAS ASS WTF ASS PURE ASS.Anyways
>>153050642Hey would any of you guys be willing give some constructive criticism on an idea for a Homestuck fanfiction.
>>153057372If you have to ask, you should've posted you idea in the first place
>>153057363wron6 actually. Peach was hot. Chud jr. was 8ased, alon6side seein6 the CLASSIC icon that is Dry 8owser. my opinion pro8lem with it was that those fuckin6 star ni66as were so annoyin6. And that furry fox 6uy appeared out of nowhere. horri8ly crin6e
>>153057363Damn. I am about to watch it right now :TI will see how it is.
>>153057393The stars were fine, I did however loved Fox being in the movie, and SPOILERS HERE ->> Daisy looks nice, So I guess the next movie will be centered around her and maybe hopefully wario and Waluigi???
>>153057417Turn off your brain when watching it and you'll love it desu, I just over think things
>>153057372i mean yeah bud. just say what it is.
>>153057372>>153057380Alright I will, so it's called 'The Tragedy of the Sassacre Family'. The summary is that ue to a fluke in the cosmic fabric of paradox space the four beta kids, the four alpha kids, the twelve alternian trolls, the twelve Beforus trolls and the cherub siblings all arrive on meteors at the Sassacre residence and are raised together as one big family.The story from here goes as so We see there lives as they all grow together in the mansion and the hijinks that ensue.we flash forward a few years where all the residents of the manor are grown. Jane Crocker a renown pastry baroness is reviewing the food at a local pie place when two black men Ray Gibson and Claude Banks are denied service due to it being a whites only establishment even being threatened by the worker to turn them into nigga pie (this is a reference to the 1999 movie Life).Being the kind soul she is Jane rushes outside and offers the two men a tour of her bakery which they accept. There they get to sample the various pastries while also meeting some of the workers, including Roxy, Feferi, and Meenah. As they get to know each other Ray reveals his secret brew to Roxy who begs to have a taste as she is desperate for a drink even in the current prohibition, however Porrim comes over to snatch the booze away ranting about how the prohibition is important in fighting the patriarchy and she shouldn’t imbibe on the violent man’s drink.Eventually the kids get to go on a trip to Berlin in Wiemar Germany. There Caliborn and Dirk meet the esteemed painter Adolf Hitler, who tells them of his woes as a starving artist and how his friend Albert Einstein has been nothing but a prickly thorn who criticizes his work, Jane who is also there says he should take Albert’s constructive criticism, but Adolf why he should listen her saying she needs to cut back on the schnitzel (implying she’s fat) and starts ranting off on the boons of a vegetarian diet loosing Caliborn’s interest.
>>153057437I just need to see Luigi cute frame to go "googoo gaagaa" So I think i will be fine.
>>153057442In another buliding Sollux help’s Albert Einstein complete his theorem by adding the squared part of E=mc2 impressing the scientist, encouraging Sollux to pursue his academic path. Meanwhile Roxy has hitched a ride of to Munich to partake in Oktoberfest since the prohibition is still going on at home, having managed to drag Dirk, John, Tavros, Vriska, and Dave along, the males of the group now clad in lederhosen. After the trip and they get back home, some of the kids start getting into the popular political ideologies of the time, Karkat taking a shining to communist teaching, complaining to Jane about her business and how she’s exploiting the proletariat, Caliborn cut’s into Karkat’s argument proposing national socialism as a much better alternative to his chosen ideology as it much better of showing whose boss, to which Jane can’t even believe the two of them are acting this way and storms off.World War Two rolls around and most of the boys are conscripted, though secretly Caliborn sneaks of to join the third Reich to join his fellow artist trying to convince Jake to join as well but he says he can’t betray his homeland to which Caliborn complains he’s not even really from Britain. Jake also points out that Caliborn isn’t even aryan by the nazi definition, but Caliborn argues he’s the most superior life from and Hitler just doesn’t know that yet and goes to take off.He manages to suppress Calliope awakening and prevent her from stopping him with copious amounts of methamphetamine. However, when Calliope does awaken to find herself in control of a concentration camp she yells out her brothers name.
>>153057461Elsewhere Tavros is on the front lines and gets shot and passes away from his injuries, in grief Vriska goes on a mission to sabotage a Nazi advance as success at the cost of her life. Meanwhile Sollux is helping Alan Turning with his turning machine but gets assassinated by a Nazi spy, Aradia broken by the grief and already old by her burgundy blood passes away shortly after.After Hitler shoots himself, Caliborn attempts to take over the reigns of the Third Reich but Calliope obviously is soon in control of there shared body and surrenders to the Allies. A funeral is held for all the brave fallen which the kids attend. Caliborn is spared execution for his warcrimes solely due to the fact his life is tied to Calliope’s but is put under extensive watch.At the peace talks Stalin calls Jane a fat pig, while Karkat takes Dave aside and professes his love for him but Dave shushes him and warns him over what they did to their bro Alan Turing for being gay. Karkat tries to convince him to run off to the Soviet Union with him but Dave declines, saying he’s going with Dirk to Japan to help with the reconstruction there.Some years pass and the world is in the thick of the cold war, Jane is working at a high security nuclear facility when she sees Karkat of all people stealing intelligence and goes to stop him, getting into an altercation/argument with him as she tries to take the documents off him. Jane tries to tell him Stalin is just as bad as Hitler and Karkat asks if she’s saying that because he called her fat making Jane become hysteric as the two of them accidentally bump into a control device and make a nuclear reactor go haywire. Jade who just so also happens to work there goes to shield the two of them from the radiation.
>>153057425>Daisy 6odDAMNIT. i should've looked for end credits scenes. I KNEWWW there was somethin6 I missed. I hope they don't 8utcher her in Super Mario Movie 3 or whatever it'll 8e called>>153057442>>153057461well, i'm not if it's constructive, 8ut all 34 of them arrivin6 at the same place, 8ein6 written in the same fic, is a lot. like, a LOT. not even hussie could ju66le it, 8ut he's a hack so whatever. i think you should, like pace yourself, and pick out the ones you want/think you can write the 8est
>>153057481Jane and Karkat freak out of Jade, but she says she’s fine as a new sheen of green power surrounds her and she gets space powers. Karkat remarks he’s pretty sure radiation is supposed to give you cancer not superpowers but decides to abscond back to soviet Russia leaving them.Sometime later the kids find out that Karkat has been sent to the gulag for vague notions of treason that are likely felonious. Dave in japan calls the others for help to break Karkat out of the gulag, John hearing this manages to convince Caliborn, Gamzee, Eridan and Jake to help. Caliborn reveals his secret stash of weapons for reviving the fourth Reich which the other don’t question as they head to Hokkaido to meet up with Dave and Dirk.The group of six make their way through the cold snowy Siberian Forrest until they make it outside the compound and begin to fight off the soviet guard tearing through there defense, however as they pull Karkat out from the prison they begin to get overwhelmed by fresh soviet soldiers. Caliborn goes in guns blazing to distract them unintentionally sacrificing himself for the others as they make their escape. In the process of their rush to the cost Dave ends up getting shot and bleeds out in Karkat’s arms, they return to japan in grief. Upon there return to America Jane asks Karkat if siding with the Soviets was worth it, which Karkat relents and say it totally wasn’t but still argues that capitalism is still and inferior ideology and that real communism hasn’t been tried yet, making Jane crash out.that's what I have so far.
>>153057490*surei'm not sure if it's constructive
my god........ i saw hittler and i just snorted. sm autism.
>>153057496>Karkat has been sent to the gulaglelWell anon for what it's worth, that some creative autism you got and if you are willing to make it, make it
>>153057331its okay im not bothered by anything lol
>>153057524that's not very constructive :/
>>153057547Hey Mr.moon, where is she? I miss her :(
>>153057547well that's a relief. last thin6 i'd want to do would 8e to upset someone nota8le itt. i'd take 6d8 psychic dama6e, killin6 me instantly and sendin6 me to ultra hell
>>153055136>mentions a piece of art no one has talked about recently>account made last month>theyre 17Anon I think you're just a weirdo that wanted to expose a minor to 4chan for no reason.
>>153057566she's dead and i killed her personally
>>153057566too busy with *spins wheel*shota korpus
>>153057591mmm korpu/ss/
>>153057566busy bearing my children (its triplets)
>>153057552sorry sorry. its just that you posted such a long text instead of giving a compacted summary. and also sorry again but the type of story you are writing is just not my cup of tea.
>>153057566busy bearing my children (they're octuplets)
>>153057617i'm not the one who write all that lol. i was just trying to spare their feelings, since it seemed like they put a lot of effort into that. didn't want them to have no one sticking up for them if they felt bad
>>153057566Another day another lack of Prisounebound update, we still need to get through Korpus before we even get a glimpse of Nellie or the rest of her team
>>153057634it's alright it's mostly crack anyways because I thought it was funny.
>>153057566FIT BITCHEAT A SALADOFFENSIVELY FAT BITCH
>>153057634aww that is so cute. but yeah man like. thinking better. asking for a anonymous board to give tips on your friend's fanfic is not the ideal at all. childish behaviour. you know, we dont have filters here and such. and there is no anchor in this fic for me i feel. its just too many words.
>>153057658>2 years from nowHey Tri and Moon can we please have the other characters have more screentime? I feel they'll end up like nepeta and feferi...oh--- Korpus and Ellith and Mallum are getting 4 more arcs?? Okay...
>>153057665oh cool. that's a relief. last thing i'd want to do would be to upset someone itt. i'd take 8d6 psychic damage, killing me instantly and sending me to Giga Hell>>153057679fair. it was a pretty long-winded draft idea thing
how did hussie plan so much writing in advance anyways
>>153057670SHUT UP
>>153057699he's kinda right thoughbeit. don't tell me you have a fetish for fatties? that's weird and abnormal, anon...
>>153057685You don't understand dear reader, the 50 panels of Mallum meandering on prospit are MANDATORY to understanding the story(I wish someone else would get to fuck around on a dream segment instead of the guys we're well accustomed to)
>>153057670she needs to make epic blueberry pancakes for me and call me a good boy that is what.
>>153057679>>153057689Well yeah it's mostly a draft, the idea would be each sentence would be fleshed out, i was mostly asking if you had any suggestions for ideas of plot points or changes you think would be prudent or good.
>>153057696well he kinda didnt he just wrote a lot as it went. also he abused stimulants(idk if its true but its rumors i heard). so its not the ideal process really.
>>153057763hmm no i dont have sorry man.
man this general is boring now. someone post loli rose to generate pro/anti lolicon discussion
you all will get korpum yaoi slop for 300 pages and you will like it.
>>153057658mæting press
>>153055365Wow it warms my heart to see my shitty edits still here. Taking requests for any xXx_dank_bluntzzz_420_xXx edits.
kpppppppporus should havesedx with mlauim and ellith. this tis devined to me i nth clouds of prosipt
Oficusfags SEETHING rn
>>153057823Could you deep fry an dave it like it's 2016 again?
>>153057830what the fuck girl who is smashing the keys of your husktop? also the trouple agenda... dont give me hope.
>>153057821This will be endgame. Death to Korpum faggotry long live Mallum Oficus bed breaking>>153057838Nothing to seethe over when that twitter drawfag draws her a lot to tide me over
>>153057838she can have renity and junice she will be fine. maybe lily too if she is freaky like that.
>>153057823your edits are banger and you should make more when you can, especially with 4/20 rolling around soon
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How about some cosplay everyone??I love this LMFAOstuck image
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>>153057979we speak en6lish here, thirdie
>>153057979you should go to bed and have some sleep.
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>>153057849>>153057911I'm on it.
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>>153058134Last thing you see before getting slimed in the suburbs
>>153058018holy shit this is beautiful. how do people deep fry images anyways?
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>>153058176Last one, like always, hope you all love these blast from the past!! I know I do!
>>153058193>apatheticlies
>>153058150you gotta get into the weed zone
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>>153057979rotisserie chicken
>>153058122>magical girl dirkneed more of this genre
Could she beat Goku?
>>153058361fuck you!!!
>>153058300https://youtu.be/hJs4e2lbMmA?si=b0uSwpBzNmkZQfVBget into the dank, the dank, dank weed zoneget into the dank, the dank, the weedzone
>>153058397sorry i dont have discord
>>153057979>>153058361>>153058397I understood nothing about this interaction
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"there are actual pedophiles in these threads"me!
>>153058645no dating allowed in the thread
how homestuck should've ended desu it would've literally fixed everything and I have the science to back it up
>>153058912>I have the science to back it up
>>153058984have a seat right there, anon. lemme whip out the powerpointdirk and dave would've been happier, and not have done all the stupid shit the sequel stories have them do. there'd be a lot more fanart of best ship, fueling more wincestfags and filtering anyone who gets triggered over nothing: the fandom itself would've healed, and thusly so, the comic itself. hussie would think his faggotry quota has been filled with these 2 and not feel forced to do stupid drama shit like the cuckery or dog dickfurthermore, the franchise would've had more dirk, which instantly elevates itsource: my ass from another timeline
>>153059189>from another timelineahh, see? theres your problemit didnt happen in this timeline
>>153059189>>153059199When in doubt yell Paradox space
>>153059167Wat
>>153059218The typical Hispanic family.
>>153059199which is EXACTLY why this is a doomed timeline at the moment. we can save this>>153059210learned from the best (hussie)
>>153059232>corona drinkers>not modeloterezi was right to never date himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9P378edq4
>>153059290>modeloKarkat would NEVER. EVER. be a Chevrolet driving, Back neck fat growing, Small dick having, No cardio going, Piss smelling, 2nd Baby mama drama dealing, Diabetic living, Balding Head waxxing, No job workin, Criminally retarded Hispanic.Karkat drinks Corona and drives a Ford, Karkat respects his fellow working man and family. Karkat takes prides in himself on being a decent minority, he works hard.
>>153059290>terezi was right to never date himWrong she loves it too, by the law of whatever I say, Terezi, as show here, loves that Corona (PROOF)
>>153057979>>153058645*cjgo*PKIIGTU VQPIWG OA CPWU
>>153058381>Bronya deals with wrigglers>/dbz/ taught me that goku shits in diapersI see some interesting connection here.
Guys Jade is no longer Witch of Space, she is...Witch of WeedLoLar.......Land of Loud and ReeferLoFaF.....Land of Flower and FattyLoWaS......its the land of Wooz and SkunklOHaC.,,...........land of herb and Cabbage I gotta go to bed, this april foods day shit is dumb and incoherent and lame compared to other years. Remember when we all got divided in easter candy factions? Team Peep ride or die.I'm out.
>>153059575You should not make connections with anything but Jesus.
Goodnight hsg
>>153050642This is my literal desktop. I hadn't had a computer since like 2012, but I ended up going back to school and my friend who got me into Homestuck fished this out of a library dumpster for me because I'm a poorfag. And he put the unofficial collection on there for me along with a custom theme. I actually had to to take this to the school IT guy because I couldn't connect to the wifi. He asked me about the theme and I didn't want to explain Homestuck to him so I said "Uh I mostly use this machine for Ghostbusters roleplay" and he didn't ask any more questions
>>153059709Lmmmaaaaooo the real problem would be explaining what Katawa Shoujo is. Cool theme though, I like it.
>>153059654I am NOT having sex with Kankri Vantas!
>>153059631>and lame compared to other yearsIt's marginally better than the GPT one or the Canada oneWhich isn't saying much to be honest
>>153059884I actually haven't gotten around to that yet but he said he knew I would like it
huffing jades unwashed hairy sweaty armpit...
>>153060038well why the fuck n9t? i find that m9st disheartening an9nym9us
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For me? It's Broads and Dames.
>>153054293wdym before she is overrated already lol. she's that type of character that appeals to those "SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOO GIRLBOSS" 12yo girls lmaoly'lac is better
kissmesis quadrant in real life real???
>>153060522they never mentioned they consented...
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>>153060522>>153060558vaguely consensual rape ig
>>153060558>played out like yaoi fanfictiony-you mean the genre known for it's rape?!
>>153060522>>153060558Zamn.
>>153060558A woman wrote thisSo in reality there was a guy who was kinda hot but wasn't into her and she constantly shit talked him until he tried something and she let it happen because she was touch starved
>>153060553Should have been me...
these kissmesis stories get me so aroused. like, the mf in picrel lives in a movie
>>153057724I wish we got 50 panels of Renity's ass walking around her moon
zahhak ass.........
good morning hsg.
>>153060353What about Whores and Madames?
