Unrestricted Internet Access EditionQOTT: Which HS character made you gay.Last Dream Bubble: >>153050642
>>153067347>QOTT
>>153067347>Unrestricted Internet Access Editionhttps://files.catbox.moe/yqt2im.gifpost mallum jerking it>QOTT: also probs karkat yeah
Third for Xefros.
>>153067347>QOTTI was already super gay when i read this comic. But For the most gay feelings I think either John Egbert, Dave Strider, Kanaya, Rose and hmmm maybe Mituna i guess.
>>153067347Already a queermosexual pre Homesuck but I need to rearrange Cronus's guts
prospitcest nation rises again in this thread!hello everyone!
>>153067436i think jake or dirk is on that list too. look how people use to draw jake.
>>153067470Striders and Jake English are Homosexual bait from the start in my opinion so it makes total sense. But After the first round I got a lil bit tired of them. In my re-read ofc the comic I noticed I have a way more diverse taste than boys and I'm gay for a wide spectrum of chars lel.
>>153067467My Idol. Hope you had a good day.
>>153067347>QOTTNone of them. I am the most heterosexual man on the planet. Arguably it made me more straight, seeing as Terezi gave me a long tongue fetish.
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>>153067347>QOTT: Which HS character made you gay.I never fell for the gay bait. I love women and only women, shrimple as that
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>>153067807Oh that's gore.....
>>153067347>qottAstolfo from fate. I like whatever looks feminine enough
+1 for hypnokinky Vriska stuff.
what's your favorite band?
>>153068121It's either Drain Gang or Vildjharta
>>153067347>QOTT: Which HS character made you gay.When I was younger I always had a crush on Eridan and imagined myself as a boy with him.
The underground straight resistance continues
>>153067715anyone else besides me going? i live here so it was easy
>>153068121MCR, yes I am in my mid 20s and no I'm not trans or bi or gay. I am painfully straight and cis
>>153067347I'm not gay.
>>153068199thats not a crazy thing to say. that and MRC isnt a small band really even today. you remember their last tour? that was crazy
>>153067814Canon.
>>153068259eeeeeeeexactly
>>153068121weezer
>>153068252>thats not a crazy thing to sayYou would be surprised on the amount of people that would assume such things...I hate MCR Fans.>you remember their last tour? that was crazyYeah and them dropping an unreleased song during day 1 at dodgers stadium was insane.I'm going to see them again. I loved seeing them so close.
>>153068304Bonus cuz I like sharing things I like :p
>>153068270That's how their Prospit date ends.
>>153068333i need to make a part two thats dave and karkat cock shadow on her and a small one for gamzeebcs im greedy and like those 3 characters and the clownfucker can go eat shit
>>153068367Personally, I don't care much for Daverezi, but kek for the Gamzee idea.
>>153068378>I don't care much for Daverezii just like karkat, dave and terezi being that group of friends that end in a weird relationship between the three>kek for the Gamzee idea.down with the plot device
>>153068121MCR but I am trans and gay unlike that other anon.
>>153068121big fan of starset
>>153068304assime what? that ur emo? thatd cool actually
Highkey I don't see mcr as a emo band
>>153068507That is a crazy ass take ngl
>>153068430W representation.
>>153068525They are Alt rock in my eyes with bullets and black parade being post hardcore and rock opera twang of themselves
>>153068121Not my favorites but I'm listening it Right now:Curve, The birthday Massacre, Evanescense, System of a Down, Black Dresses, Blur, Radiohead. there is more but i forgor
>>153068627OMG HELLO DIRK STRIDER HIIIIIII
>>153068247but anon you like homosuck.....
>>153068641why im dirk? since when dirk likes to listen to this. He is a dubstep remix of musics type of guy. he listen to edm and dance techno while beating his meat at the thought of being sawed in half in public i think
>>153068700The blur and radiohead desu
>>153068728hmmm me likes sad man moaning wealing in the mic as they sing and screaming what can i say.
>>153068752Dirkcore reply, bet you wish that was jake all sad and moaning on the mic huh, faggot.
>>153068782funny enough i dont like jake, change that to tavros or john or even dave and now we are talking business.
>>153068627ahem, is a handsome male such as yourself available?
which troll is the best for having hot trollsex with
>>153068821her imperious condescension
>>153068808Yes
og artist made a follow up to this strip.
>>153068876Happy ending
>>153068876>>153068888Cute
>>153068861*wink* *wink*
>>153068930So...? what do you want?
>>153068121christian and the hedgehog boys
Older women wearing jewelry...
>>153069275Nana....
>>153068121Tally Hall :(Also The Long Faces are cool
>>153069305MODS, KILL THIS BOY RIGHT NOW
>>153067347i would do highly unethical things for vriska to spit in my mouth and call me a pitiful dyke/whore
>>153069330Get in line Chump, Your ticket is #376
mallum should go talk with his other team mates already to help them wake up in prospit and shit. I hope he doesnt get doing a whole lot of nothing while he finally has his husktop again.
Crimes with Nepeta, the rogue
>>153069330>Lesbian
>>153069372or its force fem, either way its kinda hot.. lowkey i would too
>>153069372
>>153069320god forbid a quirked up boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style
Lesbians are for being dyke broken with cock.
my tummy hurts a lil and im bored. gn hsg
>>153068121Def Leppard
>>153069469gn tavros
>>153069305i luv tally hall
Molestable
>>153069611You say it every thread but I see no "mituna gets r***p" in here. I think he is the molester.
Imma say it, we need a hsg porno. We need two brave souls to make that a reality. If not, a brave soul needs to make a JOI video.
>>153069658Who's he molesting
>>153069685I thought that from these 16 years there was already a good 3 digits amount of homestuck porn scattered around the webs.
>>153069706Cronus obviously. He tapping that ass until that human larper begs for mercy.Poor Ampora guy. Can't have peace. Its on the couch, on the bathroom, the bedroom matress, hallway, heck even in the kitchen. There is no stop the eargeness of this Captor.
>>153069685pretty sure there used to be videosif not just wait till moonrunes starts recording lmao
>>153069735>if not just wait till moonrunes starts recording lmaoHe did said he'll do it for like 10k or something, I think he was half joking
>>153069747will be the best thing since the tumblr purge of the whole ass tag lol
Oh well there is a handful actually. Lots of kankri stuff. O_O
>>153069802and you're not sharing?
>>153069818You can see on pornhub i'm not putting in here, its just 2 vids. I myself i dont like to watch porn much.
>>153069838>on pornhubwasnt that shit nuked to hell?
You know... you faggots are alright.
>>153069889No. But sadly it has a lot of ai slop porn in there so i dont even use it anymore.
>>153069910nha nha nha thank you.
>>153069930someone better keep those homesmut vids archived then, just in case
>>153070058Nah
>>153070129Yuh
Terezi JOI.
>>153070164
>>153070164What the heck is joi by the way?
>>153070184Jerk Off Instruction
>>153070186Oh I see.
The amazing prospit jail
>>153070164yeah, lets leave it to the blind girl to tell you how to jerk offim sure that couldnt go wrong
>>153070240It'd be kino.
>>153070240You dont need eyes to jerk off. Is all in the wrists, fingers and hand palm.
>>153070277>>153070258can you even pitch on how terezi would tell you to do it? like she either wont give too shits or go 100% like the gremlin she isi can see its hot i just cant see the base for it
>>153070297Not for free lel
>>153070297The latter, she'd go ham with it.
Oh yeah fucking gats made a Homestuck post not to long ago...
>>1530703255 seconds into the joi and its just SO M4K3 SUR3 YOU H4V3 4LL TH3 POSS1BL3 V1BR4T1NG TOYS 1N YOU 4LR34DY, L1K3 4LL TH3M PUSSY DONT M1SS 4NY OF TH3MTH3N JUST R4P1DLY THRUST 1NTO YOUR H4ND, DONT G1V3 YOUR BULG3 4NY FORM OF BR34TH1NG ROOMsorta like that for whoever long a joi goes for idk
Sexiest classpect? (Design wise, personality wise, and abilities)
>>153070376>In youCringe.
>>153070394boo hoo, anon cant fathom vibes existing
>>153070407You either have a cock or a pussy, you can't have both.
>>153070421Jade Harley
>>153070434Unfortunately, she only has a dick. Which was a mistake and should be reverted.
meenah is boring and stupid
>>153070460Terezi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3niC8W7xCA
>>153068821Damara
>>153067715i swear to god they'll never come to chicago looking at this makes me so sad because i'll never be able to get any of it -_-
>>153070421>anon casually forgets this thread is filled with fags that would use their ass
Anyone remember chefkat? Honestly one of the best memes to come out of /hsg/. Wish it had been made canon like the horse dildo was.
>>153070601now im hungry ):B
>>153070645
made a tulpa and she's Li6ht8ound!! or void8ound. whatever one is the opposite of mine, since i have no idea who i am anymore. or do i? anyways, this, and more self-induced schizoery tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after and after and after and after!!! it's gonna be so much fun!!! or, somethin6 like that. anyways we'll read prisounebound laaaater cus i'm tired. which maaaay have contri8uted to whatever it is i'm doin6 ri6ht now. WOOOOOO I FUCKIN6 LOVE HOMESTUCK!!!!! that's it though lol!!
>>153070664hunger..... i need karkat doing some gourmet cooking now
>>153070679
>>153070679i hope your tulpa grows a dick and rapes you quirkfagvriska tulpa will rape you
>>153070370>those Egbert hipsDAMN SON
>>153070735>DAMN SONthe june agenda WILL be forced down your throat
>>153070688>tfw no karkat househusband
>>153070767>no hugs when coming home>no "HI FUCKER"'S>no karkat made meals>no eating togetherjust shoot me
>>153067347>QOTT: Which HS character made you gay.It's funny, O consider myself a somewhat bisexual male but the gayer these threads are the more I just want to fuck troll women
>>153070789Fake bichad you were a straggot the entire time.
>>153070778>>153070778It 8urts.
>>153070765I will accept it but only with a real-deal pussy that can be impregnated by Vriska's 8ulge.
>>153070789And you're 100% right because local bitards have ATROCIOUS taste in men.
>>153070796Why can't you guys be cool muscleman gay instead of girly sadboy gay?
>>153070906I DONT KNOW WHY DID YOUR MOM RESORT TO THE COMFORT OF HEROIN INSTEAD OF RAISING YOU PROPERLY?
>>153070906Because your average """gay""" in these threads in these threads is either a 1-3 kinsey scale bisexual who only cares about girly guys and shotas or a ftm with taste barely different from that of untrooned fujos. Sad to watch!
>its seething baratards againEvery time. Sorry no one is jacking off to your hyper art of your OC flexing his biceps which are bigger than the solar system, try getting better taste.
>>153067347John but I am not a homosexual
Goodnight hsg
Am I straight if I want to rape anyone I can tackle to the ground?
>>153071086If by "anyone" you truly mean anyone then no but if someone tries to call you a faggot for it then you should rape them.
>>153071059I love you john egbert, you are the shining light of humanity.
>>153071134I meant to respond as a QOTT. I wish I was John
i am cabbasexual for any chill friend that wants to crank that sweet candle with me you know what i mean hsg???
>>153071224Rose would NOT smoke weed
Aw shit we smokin up?
>>153067347if I had to gay with a homestuck I'd hands down choose roxy
>>153071487Based loophole abuser, go get that he/him pussy bro
>>153071224yeyeye she's seeing the green sun's light frfr
>>153068121(me) just woke up. so many new bands for me to check out
Why do some artists make the characters look like they got Steven Universe body type instead of regular Hero Mode look.
>>153071899examples of what you mean? like too detailed for hero mode or what?maybe ur talking about bean mode
up up motherfucker
Good Morning hsg!!!
https://x.com/bw0mny/status/2040047163246522856 WOAH NELLIE
>>153068121Uh, most of my favorite musicians are solo artists, like Waterflame or USAO. But if I had to list like, an actual band, it’d be a tie between Talking Heads and Dunderpatrullen.
JADEQUEEFING
>>153072380Cuz John was blowing raspberries into her pussy
>>153070767>>153070778Terezi...
>>153070712this was a complete larp 8tw tulpas don't do this unless you're exceedin6ly mentally ill>>153070726she would never. in fact if anythin6 i'd 8e the one to rape her. 8ut i wouldn't 8ecause i'm just a nice person (lie)
>>153072514its 5 am for you buddy. just go to sleep.
>>153072517why he looks like a chad?chadbert.
>>153072591actually i just woke up. yesterday i was sleep deprived i was spoutin6 NONSENSE. but now we're better now!! which is great, 8ecause i was rated num8er 1 tulpamancer on the internet>>153072610>chadcome on. he ironically looks a little more dorky
>>153072610>why does John "The Sex" Egbert look like a chad?You gotta ask?
>>153072739>here is your John "The Sex" Egbert>what do you mean "where's his body builder physique and 4.13 foot long penis?"
>>153072754They'll be in my bed soon enough
what are some other good fan adventures i can read that have similar vibes as sburb.exe? also please don't rec me the mspfas that you guys keep shilling everyday or another in here. i want the good stuff. the shbang that i never heard before. the gemmies per say.
>>153072754God he's dreamy
>>153072754chicks dig square glasses.
>>153072915>>153073003no he isn't and no they don't. you guys are homestuck fans (inherently subhuman lol) so that means NONE of you count, at all. the average girl does nOT think JJONNNY FUCKING EGEBRT is hot, and if they know of who he is then they're not average
>>153072830Sburb 1996 and Tricks n Treats, Linakko has a great understanding of the little things homestuck did
>>153073039Cope, seethe, mald, you know the rest.
>>153073081*waggles my comically oversized finger at you*nuh uh
>>153073072Thank you Nonny < 3 on my list to binge read.
Female John.
>>153073170her name is june and she WILL exist eventually
Horse
>>153073178>umumusumatingpresspussy. real man would've posted pony june. not... whatever tranime slop this is. go zack to bumblr you gummy dummy retard
>>153073196I like horse
>>153073211like better horse then :/
>>153073212Like Swiss? I like Swiss
>>153073172And she will be biologically female.
>>153073222trips of mid...>>153073226no. i will not let you retcon cis june. it's fat gock or nothing. NO in between. buddy boy you better get outta here with that goofiness
