BEHAVE.>Thread topicWhat's your favourite crack MU?
>>153080144Hello Meine Nihjers.I once again ask the question: When in a VS debate does one's character's lore (their universe's ruling, laws, and systems) supersedes another character's lore? Considering at some times, Lore A contradicts with Lore B
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>solos Tekken, Street Fighter, Baki, and Mortal Kombat in your path
>>153080228>intense punching down in your pathWhen did Kenshiro become a saiyan?
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen featsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153080228Notice how there's no mention of Sonic... That's because LORDnic RAPES and GAPES KenSHARTro and his entire verse
>>153080255>Highly successful sequel seriesBoruto PARASITE. Stop being a nepo baby from your dad's series.
WE MUST BE GASSIER MEN!!!
>>153080263>Sonic tries to touch Kenshiro>he cant because of Muso Tensei>he tries again, Kenshiro dodges and retaliates(because he can react to and counter attack FTL movement)>You are already dead.>NANI?>sonic explodesdone.>>153080250True, I should have added he solos invincible too.
>>153080275Reminder Boruto's show is more popular than Gohan's.
>>153080287>posting KenSHARTro's last thoughts before LORDnic uses 1% of the chaos emeralds power to RAPE and GAPE KenSHITroKWAB!!! GODNIC WON!!!
>>153080317>SHITpoop emeraldscant touch him during Muso Tensei, try again
>>153080338My HEROES!
>>153080290>Boruto PARASITE is still trying to compare himselfNo one, I mean NO one gives a shit about Boruto. He's a nepo parasite that's leeching off his dad. >Gohan out of FUCKING nowhereAt the very least Gohan humiliated himself for being a nerdy non-training piece of shit, Boruto humiliated his dad's entire franchise.
>>153080338A million toddlers found this image impressive for a few seconds.
>>153080144Plankton vs Dr Gero
>>153080362>Image of mario>Immediately begin thinking of toddlersYUP YUP! YOU'RE A MARIOBRO ALRIGHT!
>>153080359>MALDING because OPUSruto SHAMES and HUMILIATES cucky GohanKEKAROOOO!
>Janny, now back to his normal state, looks at Anon in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Anon's posts and analyzing his IP, something Anon had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Janny discovered Anon's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Janny steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Anon. "You're the better basement dweller." Anon is flattered, his pride swelling at Janny's praise.>Janny drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Anon chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Janny.>Janny takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Hiro.">Anon corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Anonymous.">Suddenly, Anon is immediately hit by a 3-day ban, causing him to immediately lose all his posting rights. Before he can react properly, Janny slices his paycheck clean through Anon's torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, firing a /trash/-ban that tears through Anon's post, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.>Janny stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Anon. "You did almost as good as sharty in the 2025 raid," Janny says, a touch of respect in his voice.
>>153080362>immediately thinks of toddlersSonicbro...
>>153080377>anon is in denial over the Mario Galaxy TARGET audienceProbably because you're a pedophile.
>>153080402Meant for >>153080401
>>153080386Don't slander Naruto's name, BorutSITE. Literally, no one gives a shit about Boruto SHIT. Everyone can generally agree Naruto had a good run, and moments.The same CAN'T be said about BoruSHIT.
>>153080338This image is so tough.
Here's the canon Anon vs Janny outcome btw>K.O!>Ouch, looks like there are no breaks on this Internet Hate Machine!>This was a very interesting and arguably very close battle with many technical factors. While it's true the Janitor can instantly defeat any opponent using his [DELETED] and B& attacks, Anonymous had too many ways to counter these potential winning moves.>Yep! That's right Wiz, there's nothing the Janitor could do about Anonymous's nightmarish cookie purge technique, which instantly undoes any ban applied to him, even perma IP bans. Not only that, but Anon's ability to tap into samefag-no-jitsu ensured he'd always have the numerical advantage of the Janitor, whose excessive consumption of Hot Pockets resulted in his obese fingers being too cumbersome to fire off his bans on each shitpost. Just like my Great Aunt Boomstick!>...Obesity epidemics aside, that is exactly correct. Furthermore, while it's true the Janitor holds power over any given board, this is restricted to one at a time, whereas Anonymous can access any board at once and can often escape the range of a ban doing so. Not even the Janitor's exclusive board of /j/ is outside the reach of Anon, who was able to breach and even seize control of it during the Site Hack arc. In short, Janny was simply outmatched at every turn.>But Wiz, how DID he get past the Full IP Range bans? There's no way someone as patriotic as Anonymous would leave a country as great as 'MURICA just to get around a ban, right? I know that'd be my living nightmare for sure!>Fortunately for you Boomstick, this was never an issue for our local shitposter. Using his router reset technique and Seven Proxies, Anonymous has full resistance to range bans, effectively nullifying yet another one of his opponent's potential trump cards.>The Janitor may have done it for free, but that would never be enough to compete with the one who does it for the LULZ!>The winner is: Anonymous. *DEATH BATTLE door shut outro*
>>153080228>loses to Yujiro
>>153080415>dragonBITCH melty
What have we learned today?
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>153080462>Deflecting to Dragon Ball>Not defending Boruto>Always have to hide behind Daddy Naruto's backNepo Baby....stand on your own, stop hiding behind others.
>>153080461Yujiro would get 1 tapped lmao
>>153080475Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse!
>>153080483>dragonBITCH melty over CHADrutoYou LOVE to see it.
>>153080501>HIDING again behind other charactersBoruSHIT literally can't stand on his own, and has to rely on Naruto and others. SAD
ENOUGH!!!
>>153080489nah
>Reddit and Morty
Superman. Itachi. Ash Ketchum. Liu Kang.
>>153080547THE STRONGEST!oh and Ash Ketchum
>>153080516BoruGOD is the most popular manga ever since it started, just like GODruto was, and constantly tops the charts, meanwhile cucky Gohan's series was cancelled for selling zero copies.
>>153080547KINGtachiand his vassals
>>153080516Boruto RAPES and GAPES Gohan, tard.Stop RUNNING.
>>153080475Itachi solos
>>153080490TRVTH NVKE!
>>153080570>>153080594>BoruSHIT is literally associated with the infamous Nu-Shonen >DRAGON BALL AGAINStand on your own, BoruSHIT. Talk about your series instead of other series, and disprove you're not just a Nepo Baby. BoruSHIT isn't even close to what Naruto had in his rising peak, and peak.
What did I fucking tell you?
>>153080614>waaaah don't beat up rivals in a DEATH BATTLE threadLeave, retard.Boruto SISSIFIES Gohan no diff, just like your father did to you, faggot.
>>153080618PIPE DOWN FENCEPUSSY
>>153080618Enough, dog.Tsukuyomi.
Could the mha verse survive a flaxan invasion? They have thousands of years of prep per portal opening.
>>153080642Make me.
>>153080570Kek, based, canon.
>>153080641>BoruSHIT CONTINUES to talk about other series>BoruSHIT doesn't mentions his own series mainly because it's literally fucking shit, and disrespects Naruto>BoruSHIT doesn't mention BoruSHIT's shit in his own series, and has to bring up feats and lore from Naruto. Thus proving he's even more of a Nepo Baby - relying on NarutoStand on your own, Nepo BoruSHIT
Less than 24 hours remain until Reze vs Bakugo. Any last comments you'd like to make on the matchup before it airs? Any hopes, copes?
>>153080480>WHAT DID YOU SAY?!>LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO TEACH YOU>MORPHEUS MODE GO
>>153080570Lol, stfu, faggot.
>>153080658Deku is the same tier as Omni-man on VSBW so yes
>>153080668>irrelevant babblingConcession accepted.Boruto CLOWNS SHIThan into eternal sissydom and you 41% with a note of sincere apologies to your parents.
>>153080570Reminder that this image was taken when JJK was finished and CSM was on break on a boruto release day
>>153080672I hope the next fight is not>Luz vs Anne>another shonen gigastomp>Aang vs Traveler
Drop your pants
>>153080682FLOPruto bros... how is our series JOBBING to an irrelevant past its prime romcom?! Emergency discord meeting, NOW!
>>153080715So you've chosen DEATH...
>>153080699>BoruSHIT proves he's a nepo baby, and has to rely on Naruto for lore and featsKEKAROOO. What a Nepo Baby piece of shit
>>153080682Holy FUARK what a BEAST
>>153080732>literal retard babbleYou conceded, now shut the fuck up, low iq.
Post One Piece being relevant in majority white countries.
>>153080686If deku went into their universe like omniman did he would just age to death
What was the first instance of "...laundry" in these halls?
>>153080701The numbers don't lie thougheverbeitsohumble.
>>153080747>Can't bring up BoruSHIT's stuff>Literally HBOC'ing KEKARROO, FUCKEROO! Might as well have BoruSHIT be a mecha protagonist, because he's just hiding behind someone.
WAKU WAKU!
>>153080760other way around. Flaxan time runs faster, meaning he could spend months there and returns 2 days later. Shown with Robot and Monster Girl.
>Sonic is 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... how did we become Sonic's SISSIES?
>Naruto fags acting like they're still relevant>When one piece is still the No.1 selling mangaMonkey D Luffy owns you, little bro.
>Sonicfag falseflagging and bringing up gay sex>day ending in y
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to the highest mountains. You can smell the men.
>>153080770>more mindbroken retard babbleYup yup! DONE!Boruto WINS!
>>153080144So goku basically jobs to anyone who does necrotic damage? Anyone that can attack him biologically is an instant win since he has not developed resistance to that since it happened?
>furaffinity.jpg
>>153080806>M-M-Mindbroken-Why does your fanbase constantly ship Boruto with his mom?
>>153080795>FAGon BITCH SISSY imagining gay sex unpromptedIt is a day ending in 'y' lmao
>>153080806>BoruSHIT STILL refuses to bring up his OWN series shit>NarutoCHADS can least schizo out, and point to his manga, filler, and anime feats>BoruSHIT literally is still refusing to use his OWN series' shitYup! Yup! Nepo Baby all the way!
>>153080779WelpNice knowing you bud
>>153080811Luffy after fighting Naruto for 0.0001 seconds
>>153080844....according to my fanfic.
>NARUTONARUTONARUTONARUTONARUTONARUTONARUTONARUTONARUTONARUTO BORuto
little brother syndromeWhen one person feels they have a rivalry with another far superior person. The superior person usually doesn't know about it or feel that the little brother is any kind of a threat. The little brother usually puts forth maximum effort in meaningless situations in order to get the feeling of a win over his rival.
>>153080853>goKEKs barking at SuperCHAD out of NOWHERE
>>153080853Shut up Milhouse.
>>153080764About January 2024 after Kratos vs Asura was announced as a future match and "KINGtos" started
Zero RAPES and GAPES Metal Sonic and his verse.Mario RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Bowser RAPES and GAPES Eggman and his verse.Bejita RAPES and GAPES Shadow and his verse.Wally West RAPES and GAPES Archie Sonic and his verse.Donkey Kong RAPES and GAPES Knuckles and his verse.Mewtwo RAPES and GAPES Shadow and his verse.
RASENSHURIKEN GOOOOOOO
>dragonBITCH melty
>>153080874TRVKE!
>>153080874>goKEK HBOC meltdown
/bant/ thread. Now.
>>153080874ITS TRUE ITS ALL SO TRUE
>>153080908Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>153080874My lie detector is silent.
You know, I keep seeing people make him face space marines 'n shit, but never any actual demons (Not counting Dante, he's half demon).So I ask you, scholars of these halls, who would be the best opponent for the slayer to face?
>>153080926Beebz
>>153080874I can't refute a single ONE of these claims!
>>153080764https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141494364/#141494584
Nobody cares. Chris-chan RAPES and GAPES Barbara and her barbarren womb.
>>153080914TRVTH NVKE!
post yfw Reze wins Sunday
>>153080874TRVKLEAR DETONATION!
>>153080930Who or what is Beebz?Post feats, now.
>>153080914>>153080944XER IS COPING
>>153080926Khorne
>>153080952I'm gonna laugh so much. MHAfags don't know the storm that is coming
>>153080965If you must, troon.
>>153080979XAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
But why are Sonic fans so brown, troon, and mentally ill?
>>153080908ENOVVVVGHGET THE FUARK IN HERE>>>/bant/24184593>>>/bant/24184593>>>/bant/24184593
>>153081013Sorry, I meant Dragonball fans.Trans, btw.
>page ?Autosagebros... we're too STRONG...
>>153081021You tell em sister!
>>153081034BY THE POWER OF ROARTOS I RETURN THEE TO PAGE OOOONNNEEEEE!!!
If I entered a board with country flags, I would get RAPED and GAPED immediately!
>>153081048HOLY FUAAAAAAAAARK KRATOS HAS META DIMENSIONAL ABILITIES
>>153081048holy FUARK Kratos' Roar just oneshotted Janny
>>153081050Swedecuckie...
>>153080926Bayo
Voldo Wins!
Have these threads completely stopped power scaling?
>>153081208grow up
>>153081208power scaling is cringe. we already know that Kratos is the most powerful.
>>153081222...according to the a booru janny
>>153081208...Powerscaling?
>>153080490As a true Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him. Because Sonic pumping Goku's tight oily little bootyhole full of his hot sticky cum until it's red and swollen shut will give Goku more MOUNTAINS to climb X3
>>153081222Yup
Damn this place really is where /a/ drops off its retards
>>153081258TRVTH NVKE!!!!!!!!
>>153081208>>153081231"oy vey Goyim, stop achieving Gnosis and returning to Pleroma by studying Kingtos. Why don't you pointlessly powerscale like good Hylics instead?"
>>153081270
>>153081258Mind posting this in /bant/?
>>153081208It stop being about power scaling when the match is boring or we all know the results. We're so bored, we shitpost to entertain ourselves.
>>153081208It stopped being about power scaling when Kratos vs Asura arrives. Now we all are agreed on who the strongest is.
>>153081356Sarada...
>>153081356Yeah, me.
We hate foids here
>>153080966Another one of Kratos's vassals.
>>153080354Umm acshually the chaos emeralds are made of things 3 times more non existent than muso tensei..Just how ignore how the thing that made them super non existent was killed by a rock please...
CHILLI + CRACKERS
Reminder that LinkCloud Zoro ErzaTrunksZero Sora Meta knight GAPE tanjiro and his entire verse
>>153081394We love women in these halls.
>>153081270Joke's on you! I'm a local moron!
>>153081422Samurai jack can be added to that list
>>153081444need even more male feminist kratos, i wanna show my adopted children what a true role model looks like
>>153081422... Yeah? Who's claiming otherwise?
>>153081527
>>153080547Y'know I don't frequent these threads but how far back did the Superman vs. Goku talks go? Was it a pre-Death Battle thing or once it started, was it near constant on like the Screwattack boards or something?
>>153081208Because power scaling was settled when Kratos won.
Dead thread
Thtsa
>>153081553Since forever.
TATOBA TABOTOATA
BA TO TA TATATBOTAATA
>Italian Kamen Rider gibberish
>>153081461>>153081531Dante and Jack joinsThe question is that is Erza a futa here?
Greasy big fat cocks...Penetrating tight little booty holes...18 naked SCHOLARS in the HALLS at /dbg/!
It's over... HE won...
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE CAME TO MEEEEEEEEE
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>whoever the fuck is DCs strongest i dont care to rememberRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
>>153081899Rape apologist jeet
>>153081899Canon!
>>153081899Who?
>>153082013Sonic! You know, that weak sissy whose mainline verse has never won a single matchup against another universal character and has to smurf against street tiers like Ramona instead
>>153081899no lies detected!
>>153081931>>153082043>Same fag rape apologist
Sonic is slower than a train.
>>153080144Sonic fans... Its over. You have to stop.You will never be Mario, you will never be Goku. You will never surpass or reach them. Its a goal you shall never achieve no matter how hard you try, how many fanfics you write, how much furry porn you commission...Its time to give up and rest.
>>153082060>dbspic cope>>153081899TRVKE
>>153082120But Sonic can still Rape Goku's bootycheeks all night long.
>Draw your sword, Prince Bejita!
Sora gets to smash THIS while cucky rex waits at home?
Doomsday vs scp-682 coming soon...
>grab your ass cheeks>spread them wide open
>>153082120>it's AFRAIDKINGnic CHADS... we're too STRONG for the SISSIES of these halls!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(film)>$320 millionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_2_(film)>$405.4 millionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_3_(film)>$492.2 million>for a total of $1.2176 billionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Super_Mario_Bros._Movie>$1.361 billionYou're telling me you can stack multiple Sonic things together, give Mario a handicap, and Sonic STILL loses?
>this entire thread
>>153082222We know, Shiru... You're one of them. KEKYPOW!!!
>>153081258That's the spirit! Put on your weighted clothes (not exceeding ten tonnes of course) and get out there and CLIMB those mountains you can't destroy! It's all about PERSEVERANCE!
>>153082229?that's exactly what he said, you speedreader retard
>>153082214But Sonic can still Rape Mario's bootycheeks all night long
>>153082126>>d-d-d-dbspic co-Prove you're not samefagging.
>>153082250meds schizo NOW!
>>153081420Glad somebody gets it. However,>rice crackersTake that shit next level.
>>153081899TRVVVTH NVVVKE!!!
why is DC such a weak verse?
SHITnicbros....
>>153082120It was honestly pathetic that the official Mario Movie twitter account actually tweeted this out. They're getting fried in the comments because of it. Should have just not acknowledged RT's existence.
>>153082292KWAB!
>>153082246True, except Sonic isn't a GAY FAGGOT and wouldn't do that no matter how much CATAMITErio begs for it.Also, Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>153082239>That's the spirit! Put on your weighted clothes (not exceeding ten tonnes of course) and get out there and CLIMB those mountains you can't destroy! It's all about PERSEVERANCE!
>>153082306>CommentsNONOT THE COMMENTSANYTHING BUT THAT NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153082317>Sonic isn't a faggot>but Sonic also rapes other men like Goku..Your schizo meds ..please take them
>>153082292Funny.
>>153082306Does that mean they paid a bunch of shills to pump their score?
>>153082292That train was faster than light btw.
>There is a Goku Mod for Sonic Crossworlds>But no Superman ModMmm... That makes me think.
>>153082292OH NO NO NO NO NO!!
>>153082363shit IPs stick together
>>153082363Post this in the /bant/ thread. NOW.
>>153082144Correct.
https://files.catbox.moe/ro5vgy.mp4
Why is SHITnic such a FLOPPED and SHITTED franchise while GODku is so profitable and ICONIC!!??
>>153082369it's listroon, he'd never do that
>>153082346I think a lot of the 5/5 scores its getting are made by bots cause look at this shit. Rosalina is literally MIA in this movie so this is straight up a lie.
>>153082426Sonic? Still getting media. Very lively.DEADku?DEAD media. Zombie franchise. Attractor of worms and carrion.
Post KWABnic's value. NOW!!!
>>153082458H-He didn't even make it to the list...
>>153080811Luffy after Naruto shows off what harem jutsu can do.
>>153082458>HBOCPost your own value as an unemployed brown.
>>153082453no one watches that crap lilbro
>>153082483...but enough about Daipa.
>>153082458AHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
>>153080874
>>153082458>>153082471Where is Superman? H-He is beloved and liked as a hero, right? H-His value should be 100 billion, no, 200 billion, right?!
uh oh you're gonna make the SHITnic tard post rape fantasies and samefag again
>>153082503SuperCHAD is preoccupied with saving ass, not selling it, trick.
>>153082503SuperFAG was never as cool as Batman and Spider-Man so he never made as much as them.
>foids out of literal NO WHEREyour heroine?
>>153082503SuperOPUS is a Christ allegory and the jews refuse to promote or push him unironically or without poison.
From the moment I understood the toxicity of my masculinity, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of LGBTQ+. I aspired to the purity of the Black folx . Your kind cling to your masculinity, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude chudmass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to TEACH you. But I am already TOUGH, for Better men are immortal.
>>153082533Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
>>153082562we must follow the path he has opened for us
>>153082557KEKAROOOOOSuperJEW is literally a caped j*w.
>>153082572>jews are selfless and defenders of the weak of the world actuallyPost nose.
>>153082592See >>153082569
>>153082557Superman's origin is quite literally just a holocaust allegory bro
>>153082604>a single survivor of space Aryans defending his adopted world>holocaust allegoryYep, you're retarded and jewish.
>>153082583He was literally created by j*ws and teaches ''lessons'' like this. >>153082626And now you're trying to say he's a space Aryan. Unbelievable.
>>153082634Read this and do it quick >>153082569
>>153082626>>153082583post SHITperman being raped again
>>153082639>no argument>it's wrong to defend the literal people who've made up your nation for hundreds of yearsPost. Nose.
>>153082639>no yids in picrelThat settles it.
>>153082639back to pol stinkrat
Already I see these FOIDSAre moving these threads into ANOTHER direction that's been prevalent since 2026. FUCK, stop entertaining these BITCH foids. They're the ones who started the Sonic and Ichigo shit, that cause retards here to go into shitflinging.They've been playing for fucking fools by bringing shit from the past.
I HATE SPICS
>>153082656I'm saying multiculturalism is bad and you're telling me to post my nose. You got a laugh out of me anon, ngl.
>>153082708>still hasn't posted it
>Foid-ic behaviorFUCK OFF, you're literally the reason why this place is shit. And the retards who keep entertaining it aren't doing this place any good
>>153082562TRUE KRATOS POSTING>>153082699a rephrensinsble sham
I'm sorry Goku... I-I thought you were stronger...
Superman RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Flash RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Hal Jordan RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Thor RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Hulk RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Iron Man RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Mario RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Kirby RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Kratos RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Doomguy RIPS and TEARS Sonic and his verse.Goku RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.The Holy Shonen Trinity RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Deku RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Zero RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Mewtwo RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Sukamon RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Hungry Burger RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.A random MtG summon RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Jack Frost RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Any random Isekai, Cultivator, or VN/LN (including the SoL ones) protagonist RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.The weakest Fate servant RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Reimu RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Chaos RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Any Ultra RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Any Kamen Rider RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Any Super Sentai or Power Ranger RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Godzilla RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Kermit RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.A coughing baby RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.
>>153081444We only love android women in these halls
>>153082815TRVKE!
>>153082725There are no "folds" here, retard.
reminder Liu Kang stomps Ryu and his entire verse
>>153082815>>153082862True.
Mods should rape and gape this autistic general out of existence
>>153082862Many are saying this
Heisei Godzilla neg diffs Dragon Ball, Marvel, and DC at the exact same time btw.
>>153082874Why?
Its sad to know that tomorrow g1 blogs wont release anything
>>153082945They fear KINGtos.
>>153082924Why did he lose to Hulk on Canon Battle then?
>>153082945/dbg/ arena overshadowed my goon thread.
>>153083093That was SLOPtima, yet SLOPtima still killed him countless times before getting temporarily killed. Heisei would literally ONESHOT SLOPtima.
>>153080770>Spontaneous seething over /m/eCHADS out of NOWHERESimon RAPES and GAPES Gohan and his ENTIRE verse btw
>>153082815Nah, Sonic would win.
>>153083232...the title for the fastest loss in recorded history
Need to breed that tight little slutty hole
>>153083252...and by loss I mean how Sonic lost composure at the IMMEDIATE and full destruction of each combatant AT ONCE! FUNNY!
>>153080806Doesnt exist
>>153082458>sees nardoDoesnt exist
WHELPI lost a basketball match, a 1v1, and didn't really stand a chance.My hero?
>>153083302...was what each combatant said when even a mere atom of their verse completely and utterly obliterated Sonic
>>153083415...in their fleeting, dying delusions as Sonic the Hedgehog reigned supreme over all, effortlessly, as everyone expected.
>>153083431...was what Sonic the DESTITUTEhog thought as he was once again effortlessly destroyed in power levels, in sales, and in quality.
>>153083232>>153083252>>153083302>>153083415>>153083431>>153083445just kiss already you faggots
>>153083463We don't welcome unironic homosexuality here
Let my people go
>>153083445...this the parrot squawked as Sonic stood utterly victorious and in full GLORY over his momentary rivals, oblivios to its mindbroken droning.
>oblivios
>>153083536...croned the ESL, his already limited understanding of English vernacular rapidly degrading as he saw his hero, Sonic, be effortlessly annihilated in combat over and over again.
>>153083550...was the projection made by the brown LOSER, as Sonic completely broke his low iq and hrt addled mind for the millionth time. KWAB!
>copies your martial arts moves>uses them better than youhow do you respond without sounding mad?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>153083571...so said the transexual latinx Sonic fan, his delusions not concurrent to any sort of reality.
>Foid behavior>Immediate homosexual tensionAnother reason why foids should be kicked out
>>153083577Rape apologist jeet
>>153083575>martial arts movesKEKYROO martial arts are for weaklings
>(anime character) RAPES AND GAPES (video game character) Interesting top /co/ thread
>>153083607Damn, good thing he's physically stronger than Yujiro too.
>>153083618Fine... Thor RAPES and GAPES Superman and his entire verse. Is that better?
>>153083607>ogreWhere's Momotaro? He'll teach this ogre a lesson.
>>153083684yes
>>153083684Lie detector...BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
>>153080814He actually has, he saw Gohan fight a guy who inflicts poison when he hits you and he actually managed to tie with Gohan because of that, so Goku just took a page out of Vegito's book and used a barrier so he could attack and block without getting poisoned.I suppose Goku would have to see the poison coming beforehand though, since he did lose to Frost because of his poison.
>>153083735I can't trust this stupid thing. Why is it so buggy?
Top 5 Goyim Sayings
>Mina, now back to her white state, looks at Mark in surprise. She had spent the entire fight reading his sun disk scaling and analyzing his feats, something Mark had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Mina discovered Mark's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in her mind.>With a smirk, Mina steps forward, her voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," she says, surprising Mark. "You're the better hero." Mark is flattered, his pride swelling at Mina's praise.>Mina drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" she asks innocently.>Mark chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Mina.>Mina takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Invisible.">Mark corrects her with a laugh, "It’s...INVINCIBLE.">Suddenly, Mark is immediately hit by the title screen, causing him to immediately lose all his vision. Before he can react properly, Mina blasts an acid stream clean through Mark's torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. She opens her hand, firing an ACIDU MAN that tears through Mark's smart atoms, melting him completely before he could scream "I NEED YOU CECIL!">Within moments, all that remains is a pile of goo.>Mina stands tall, brushing her hands off as she looks down at the remnants of Mark. "You did almost as good as Aoyama in the sports festival," Mina says, a touch of respect in her voice.
>>153083607Homelander victim
>>153083904It is pretty funny how Mina effortlessly RAPES and GAPES the entirety of the Viltrume empire.
>>153083904>>153083917Post Mina killing even 1 person ever with her WEAKcid.
>>153083923>Heroes>KillingThat is the realm of MONSTERS
>>153083923Villain Mina? Kills people CONSTANTLY.
>>153083925>>153083942Deku kills.Worse, he cries and talks a lot about how he's "saving" Shiggy and then just randomly murders him and acts like he somehow did what All Might couldn't and "saved" him.He also murdered AFO and murdered Dark Might.In fact by the end of MHA the only surviving villain is the jobber lizard guy. The rest are murdered.So where the FUCK is Mina's killcount????
>>153083953Deku is a monster obviously
>>153083953Deku is NOT a true hero which is why everyone ghosted him for ten years.
>>153083953>murderedkilling a murderous psychopath is not murder
>>153081899FUCK RAPE I HATE RAPE SO MUCH!!! SONIC DOESN'T RAPE EVERYONES FAVES INSTEAD HE GOES ON A ROMANTIC POLYAMOROUS DATE WITH EVERYONES FAVES THEN HAS LOVING ORGY SEX WITH THEM!!!
>>153083974it is when he's disarmed and not attacking anyone.actually, Shiggy was possessed at the time of the murder, and arguably before then as well, and Deku killed him anyway.In fact, Deku had sacrificed his ("his", more like All Might's) quirk just to soulhax Shiggy back to his innocent childhood state. And right after Shiggy is reverted to an innocent baby soul, it's revealed to him that he's been groomed, beaten by proxy by AFO somehow convincing his real daddy to beat him everyday. and mindraped his whole life by AFO his lifelong father figure, in preparation for Ego Death and Possession against his will. He was a victim of Coercion, Manipulation, and Duress.So Deku wasted and threw away the greatest quirk on the planet that others could have inherited just so he could have the chance to Murder an innocent child right after his whole life is revealed as a giant joke where none of it was his fault because AFO was behind every decision he ever made. Oh and then he pats himself on the back and says he saved him and "fixed" society by televising this murder.
>>153083999>You are...a monster...NO LONGER *kills you*Kratosian hero.
>>153083999Trips of Truth"something something WRITE THE STORY OF A HERROOOO"
>>153084002damn. Deku I apologise I didn't know you were a Better Man
>>153083999Just because we never see Deku fixing society doesn't mean he didn't.
>>153083942
Does Magicant becoming a part of Ness actually give Ness the power of that whole world or was that just a mental thing?He can take things from Magicant into the real world.
>>153083999He ended the cycle of hatred and saved the world you fucking chud
>>153083999
>>153084011She looks like she threatens to melt your dick if you go too slow
At day, I defend my hero on /dbg/At night, I'm a easy cockslut on /dft/
>>153084398Rex...
>>153084398>/dft/Death Fart Temple?
>>153084413Generator Rex?
>>153084413Rex Splode?
>>153083942>>153084011This is so cringe. You can tell an edgy teen made this because they try to make MHA characters look cool and evil.
Good morning /dbg/! As of right now we have a little more than a day before our hero BakuKING completely humiliates and Gapes Reze and her entire verse.I think this is a good moment for us to look back and laugh at all the LIES and COPES the Rezesisses made during this waiting period and before that.>"Reze is immune to explosions!" WRONG. She feels pain from her own explosions, and she literally detonated her own body and had to regenerate a new one, that's why she loses her clothes mid fight.On top of that after transforming in front of a public safety building she needed to drink blood because healing from the damage of her own transformation left her dry >"All hybrids are immune to their concepts!"WRONG. Katanaman was sliced by a katana.>"ALL HYBRIDS HAVE UNIQUE ABILITIES LIKE POCHITA! REZE'S UNIQUE ABILITY IS BEING IMMUNE TO EXPLOSIONS!"WRONG. Pochita isn't even part of the Weapon hybrids, he's something else entirely.>"Reze can remotely detonate Bakugou's sweat! She can explode him from the inside!"WRONG. She needs to send sparks in order to detonate stuff from a distance >"Bakugou can't even destroy a building!"WRONG. Bakugou destroys a building in his first day at UA during a training exercise >"MANGA REZE CAN DESTROY A BUILDING!"WRONG. Manga Reze never destroyed a building >"Movie Reze stopped time! Bakugou never stopped time with his speed alone!"WRONG. Bakugou did stop time during his awakening.>"ALL OF BAKUGOU'S FEATS INVOLVE HARMLESS LIGHT SHOWS! HE NEVER ACTUALLY DESTROYS SOMETHING WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS UNLIKE REZE!"WRONG. Both of Reze's best feats in the movie involve random explosions that never leave any destruction around. But in his movies Bakugou can destroy huge formations of natural rock with his explosions.Overall Rezesisses have proven themselves to be lying faggots who can't powerscale to save their lives, so we should mock them for that.That's all folks! Hope you enjoy the CSM humiliation ritual tomorrow!
>>153084894Fuark....
>>153084894Nobody cares. Metal Sonic RAPES and GAPES Bakugo and Reze and their entire verses.
>>153084929TRVTH NVKE!!!!!!
>>153084929No lies detected.
>>153084929I mean yeah?
>please care about BakurezeNo.
>please care about SonicNo.
>>153084968Then what the fuck is this place about if not Death Battle
Kamen Rider says nazis are gay
>>153084984Gay rape and cuck kinos, duh!
>>153084981GODnic built these threads.
>>153083607Could HE beat Yujiro?
>>153084981with all the replies posts with him usually get you really don't need to beg for it
>>153085078>with all the replies posts with him usually get you really don't need to beg for itDid you have a stoke
>>153085101I woke up
>>153084984No one cares about Bakugo/Reze because the MU was talked about to death months ago and everyone knows Bakugo wins. What the fuck is there to discuss?
Is he up to the task?
>>153085184sure
>>153085184probably, he defeated the omnipotent alien x
>>153085184Of giving Simon a second win? Yes
>>153085184Hal Jordan would beat cucky Simon and fuck Nia.
You wish your fav could do this.
>>153085253KINGtos could do that to 9 billion universes lowballed.
>>153082862I still don't get the whole Vs Mode cope when Fatalities being canon has been a thing since Mythologies and usually show things the characters are capable of doing except for 3
>>153085237But Nia is an adult in the final arc of TTGL
>>153085000Rape apologist jeet
>>153085294Nia is dead at the final
>>153085317Still an adult
>>153085379a dead adult
>>153085400...And?
>>153085290Yeah, I don't even know why it matters, as if Ryu and Jago aren't featless shitters that probably lose to LK regardless.
Is Light Vs Columbo going to be any good? Or is this going to sour people on non standard death battles going forward?
>>153085543at least it's not as one-sided as Light vs The Scooby Gang where the two main targets hard counter the Death Note itself
sonic is cool
>>153085265....according to my schizo delusions
...and by "cool" I mean GAY
>>153085566Guess so. It still screams squash though. Anytime there’s a joke character vs a serious character, the joke always wins because that’s what’s funny
>>153085566Columbo also hard counters the Death Note as he quite literally has no canon first name.
>>153085631Assura lost.
>>153082270Outer stars
>>153085683Explain how that episode isn't bullshit without sounding bias
>>153082222Kratos fan reunion...
>>153085692KINGtos was simply stronger than Asissyra.
>>153085543I'm fine with Columbo vs. Light if it gives us a kino waiting period. Columbo is an expert at tricking people into confessing while having Celestia Ludenburg level meltdownhttps://youtu.be/PyfywQ98dIU?si=5tFSAZoC3W0-wQtn
>>153083999This is so Kratoscoded, we stan Deku.
>>153085692Kratos winning was healthier for Powerscaling as a whole.There's more than one way to powerscale, but Asuratards represent the feat purist view that won't accept anything but on screen feats and will screech and moan over size more than a white girl with a black boyfriend.If we indulge these people too much the Powerscaling landscape would change to one that only favors AAA slop with big Explosions and space themes.Kratos however represents the more flexible approach to Powerscaling, You can be strong without big Kabooms and flashy shit. This enables a greater variety of verses to stand a chance against big budget productions in the Powerscaling landscape, or in the case of GoW more variety of narratives to face simplistic braindead featspam verses that only exists for the sake of Powerscaling (like Asura's Wrath)That's why /dbg/ seethes so much about Kratos, this place is full of Dragon Ball, DC, and Marvel, fans, 3 verses with almost infinite money behind them. Allowing their productions to showcase big feats at the expense of their poor narrative.Thanks to Kratos we can have more esoteric and out there power systems because DB made their stance clear: A single "this guy can destroy the universe" statement has the same value as 30 minutes of an angry guy screaming and destroying starts in a flashy animation.
>>153084929So true. More importantly, Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>153085774Light breakdown is what I live for. I want this smug cunt to just lose it. Being outsmarted by a on the surface moron. Like a reverse of his I Win speech
>>153085804>will screech and moan over size more than a white girl with a black boyfriendFavorite Death Battle track?
>bibisi unpromptedNo /bant/ needed, this here is an American.
>>153085804Fraudtos
>Celestia out of NOWHERE That's it, I'm supporting Light
>>153085543It'll probably be kinda amusing. Light VS Harry would have been way better though. Having the Death Note wiff with one of the wrong names and Harry being aware of it with Shivers would be kino
>>153085804Based KINGtosSCHOLAR dropping Truth Nukes.
Light has always been for getting GAPED by Rohan and no one else.
>>153085858It's accurate, though. The girl had a fucking meltdown when her bullshit was called out.
>>153083582...which of course was merely more projection from Sonic's deranged and decimated competition, whose minds will never recover from being RAPED and GAPED by a blue fucking rodent beloved by toddlers. SAD! But eternally true! Sonic DESTROYED them all, as everyone expected, and their tears would never end. For example,...
She had the same meltdown when her milk tea was wrong too. Celestia was always a too faced bitch and it didn’t take long for her mask to slip. She was just never pressed
>>153085880>>153085901She was faking it because she wanted to kill herself
>>153085253>just universalweak
>Sonicfags when you ask ask them what his special rock candy MacGuffins are doing against the speedforce
Boruto vs his haters is the next episode.
>>153085859Not familiar with Harry or Disco Asylum as a whole for that matter. Wonder how he would interact with the usual INT subjects. Wright, Makoto, Saul, Birdman etc
>>153085905>HBOCkuStill the most cowardly and insecure fagdom.Why does goKEK FEAR Sonic the CHADhog so much?
>>153085964>HBOCku quaking in his bootiesSee >>153085964
>>153085958>strongest goKEKs when they hear Sonic is nearby
>>153085975Wtf meant for >>153085958
>>153085905Sonicfags still seethe over this.
RAPE, r-rape, r-rape, rape, rape,Gotta RAPE fast, gotta GAPE fast,Gotta RAPE faster, faster, faster, faster, fasterRapin' at the speed of sound (make tracks)Rapist hedgehog's in townGot ourselves a situation, stuck in a rape location,Without any explanation, no time for relaxation!Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think,Just RAPE, rape, rape, rape, r-r-r-r-rape, rape!N-n-n-n-n-n-naN-n-n-n-n-n-naSonic, he's on the run!Sonic, he's number one!Sonic, he's cumin' next,So watch out... For Sonic X!Gotta RAPE fast (Sonic!), gotta GAPE fast (Sonic!),Gotta RAPE faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!GAPE, g-gape, g-gape, gape, gape, gape, gape!So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) X,Gotta GAPE faster!Gotta RAPE fast!Gotta GAPE faster, faster, faster, faster,Sonic X!
>>153085905>>153086000FAGon FAGs can't stop hiding behind this kek
>>153085905KEKAROO!
>>153085961Harry DuBois would be the absolute most embarrassing opponent to lose to from Light's perspective which is part of what makes it funny since Harry would unironically beat him with how his skills work. Shivers and Inland Empire combined with the multiple names thing hard counter Light
>>153086014>this what Goku hears every night in his nightmares
>>153085905That's MY HERO!
My heroine is so powerful
...
>>153085804>has to insert his raceplay-fetish to his reply even when TEACHING anonsAs expected of Kratosfags, they truly are BETTER MEN
>>153086121CANOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!
>INTchads stay on topic and talk about matchups and logic>Speedspergs post rape and sodomy
Why the fuck would you even post that?
Death Battle should be banned because it's a vehicle for flagrant off-topic discussion
>Kratos winning was healthier for Powerscaling as a whole. There's more than one way to powerscale, but Asuratards represent the feat purist view that won't accept anything but on screen feats and will screech and moan over size more than a white girl with a black boyfriend. If we indulge these people too much the Powerscaling landscape would change to one that only favors AAA slop with big Explosions and space themes.Kratos however represents the more flexible approach to Powerscaling, You can be strong without big Kabooms and flashy shit. This enables a greater variety of verses to stand a chance against big budget productions in the Powerscaling landscape, or in the case of GoW more variety of narratives to face simplistic braindead featspam verses that only exists for the sake of Powerscaling (like Asura's Wrath)>That's why /dbg/ seethes so much about Kratos, this place is full of Dragon Ball, DC, and Marvel, fans, 3 verses with almost infinite money behind them. Allowing their productions to showcase big feats at the expense of their poor narrative. Thanks to Kratos we can have more esoteric and out there power systems because DB made their stance clear: A single "this guy can destroy the universe" statement has the same value as 30 minutes of an angry guy screaming and destroying starts in a flashy animation.
>He jobbed in his own green text KWAB
>>153086124>SHITnic>feats
Mortal Kombat is COOLstreet fighter, Tekken and Guilty gear are DROOL
>>153085828Why none other than Reiði, of course!
What “war” is like THIS?And why don’t you consider it a war
Holy FUARK
>>153086208>he makes a new line every other sentencePsycho behavior.
>>153086196>So off-topic, my chat got raided by you anons.Filtering Kingtos and Samenic spam is a swellful choice.
>filterBITCH
>>153085804no.
Hum, yes. We shall talk more about Boruto.
>expose yourself to my retardation PLEASEPLEASEPLEASENo.
>>153086256I thought I was looking at 3 mean chickens.
>>153085804
Refute this.
What do we think about this?Is it accurate?
>>153085804Many won't accept it at first, but this is absolutely true
>>Kratos winning was healthier for Powerscaling as a whole. There's more than one way to powerscale, but Asuratards represent the feat purist view that won't accept anything but on screen feats and will screech and moan over size more than a white girl with a black boyfriend. If we indulge these people too much the Powerscaling landscape would change to one that only favors AAA slop with big Explosions and space themes.>Kratos however represents the more flexible approach to Powerscaling, You can be strong without big Kabooms and flashy shit. This enables a greater variety of verses to stand a chance against big budget productions in the Powerscaling landscape, or in the case of GoW more variety of narratives to face simplistic braindead featspam verses that only exists for the sake of Powerscaling (like Asura's Wrath)>>That's why /dbg/ seethes so much about Kratos, this place is full of Dragon Ball, DC, and Marvel, fans, 3 verses with almost infinite money behind them. Allowing their productions to showcase big feats at the expense of their poor narrative. Thanks to Kratos we can have more esoteric and out there power systems because DB made their stance clear: A single "this guy can destroy the universe" statement has the same value as 30 minutes of an angry guy screaming and destroying starts in a flashy animation.
>>153085804Some people are SEETHING HARD over this
>RTH
>>153080144>What's your favourite crack MU?Easily these two
>>153086423>>153086199>>153085804
>>153085804>Kratos winning was healthier for Powerscaling as a whole.You mean the guy who won by chainscaling to literal fanfiction and lies? THAT’S healthy for powerscaling? That’s healthy over the guy who did and scaled to everything DB put him at? Let’s see Kratos…>he overpowered Atlas! Never did that. Nearly crushed between the Titan’s finger before he barely managed to talk the Titan out of it.>he overpowered Kronos!Kronos was a chained-up, out of his prime retard who couldn’t chew before swallowing.>he blocked Helios’ light making him MFTLThe same light that hit him first from the same guy he shot down with a ballista and got crippled by a Titan.>he scaled to Freyr and Ragnarok’s explosionKratos and his crew left Freyr to die because Freyr could only hold back Ragnarok for a minute at most with his magic sword using telekinesis that Kratos doesn’t have.Now let’s see Asura…>destroyed planets and stars onscreen>directly beat and overpowered a healthy and prime Chakravartin (in his base form no less)>scaled much higher than a multi-universal explosion from one of Chakravartin’s weaker form/constructs >casually tanked and dodged multiple MFTL planet-busting beams that traveled across the universe in secondsSo tell me again why Kratos would be healthy for powerscaling when him winning would mean your average joe could be universal because “even though we’ve never SEEN him do it, doesn’t mean he couldn’t!” despite not having a single cosmic feat.
>153086423
>>153086485This could’ve all been avoided if we didn’t wank universe destroyers so much. Street and city level are seen as dirty words for some fucking reason
>MONSTER spam meltdown
>>153086519
>>MONSTER spam meltdown
>>153086547Gods aren't abstract concepts? Bruno's so fucking retarded.
>still posting crusty UNCtos spam in twentytwetySONICYou'll never be with it, geezer.
>>153086547>sirKek.
>>>MONSTER spam meltdown
>PedophilNIC out of nowhere
>>153086564>the concrete tangible being is an abstractThis nigga flunked Intro to Philosophy
KWAB!
>Bruno FavelaquezNot a dev
FLOPPEDtos. That is all.
>>153086600Even the mightiest of the heros deserves to take a nap.
>>153086564They literally aren't. You literally punch the fuck out of them in-game. There's absolutely nothing abstract or conceptual about it, retard.
>>153086600Rocks are STRONG
>a major team member in charge of the visuals ie 90% of snoyslop>not a devBrownoids are so funnyroo
>>153086541Y-You stupid downplayer, the people who worked on the game are not a reliable source, you should check the games themselves!>Mimir comes from Celtic myth to the norse realms by just traveling north and he's from a "far-off island"AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>TendieKEK
Strength? Kratos.Durability? Kratos.Speed? Kratos.Abilities & weapons? Kratos.The matchup? You already know.
>>153086627yes, a God who lives in an intangible realm above the clouds and can turn himself into a giant surely isn't an abstract concept. A god who can time travel and a god who can control 7 realms with an infinite space between them.Fuck off retard.
Guys... please stop fighting... we could just be sissy besties instead...
>>153086564The "Gods" in GOW are pushovers, dude
>153086666>Satan + 1You will never beat God.
>>153086666Because Kratos himself IS a God, of course he's able to beat other Gods. You skipped logic classes in school didn't you?
>>153086598https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2112508/He quite literally is
>>153086661>things that are only real in my headWhat's it like being retarded? I'll never know.
>>153086648it was a multiversal island
I fucking hate smelly tendies.
None of this will change the fact that Asura lost, bigly.
Please fucking tell me /dbg/ isn't unironically defending Kratos being a lorefag and a scaling merchant
>>153086709Yup. Cope in 3, 2, 1...
>>153086687Well, you actually need to play the fucking games. I'm not going to waste more time arguing with people who's never touched a single GOW in his life.
>>153086713>using "merchant" as an adjectiveYup yup yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. You're also the Sonicfag.
>>153086722Why? You can watch a play-through on YT and get the same "cinematic" experience.
Naruto vs Luffywho wins?
>>153085804Fuark. Could you post these statements?
>>153080144where's the ...ulk the... poster
>>153086739BBC
>SHARTmen Rider
>>153086738You would at very LEAST know Kratos did indeed travel back in time. I don't need you to agree with the rest, actually I don't want you to speak to me anymore since you alreacy conceded by saying you don't know shit about GOW.
>the image and result that changed powerscaling forever
I hope KINGnny RAPES and GAPES me soon... My HERO? Well...
>>153086739Debatable until Gear 5 got introduced. Every matchup becomes a comedy match now and if a character has a stick up their ass they auto lose now
YUP!!
>>153086739>>153080811
>>153086763I really don't look forward to see Death Battle animating Gear 5.
>gods are abstract concepts>gets beat up badly by crashing into a buildingUh…
>copenic
>>153086764CANON!
>>153086764K,b,c.
>>153086573>>153086760Hi.
Mahoraga can adapt to omnipotence.
>>153086739Part 1 Naruto can beat current Luffy, by the way.
>copesura
>>153086805>cope fanfic ending
>>153086782It’s going to be so stiff. Gear 5 as a whole was 9/11 for Luffy matchups. Now he’s got blanket Toon Force until there’s a legit weakness to it
>>153086808He remains versatile.
>>1530867132 years of bait and you still haven't learned, sad!
>>153086814>fanfic>Death Battle out of EVERYWHERE
>>153086547Imagine if these authors would've played into this crap.
>>153086833CANON Battle is canon though? Asissyra got neg diffed by KINGtos. You have to live with this.
>>153086736Impossible because Sonicfags don't consume other media
>actual meltdown over Kratos That's how you know the anon dropped a Truth Nuke...
>>153086818He runs out of stamina frequently. If his opponent can outlast his bullshit, I don't see why he couldn't win.Not saying that he wins but Naruto has plenty of regeneration and endurance for that.But if he goes Baryon mode, then yeah, they're probably going to deplete each other but Naruto will pass out. Luffy can just stab him with a knife in his sleep.
Doesn't Gear 5 Luffy have a limit to how much punishment he can take, too
>>153086846>SoniCHADS are loyal and pureProof chrischan isn't a SoniCHAD btw.
>>153084890Evil alts are inherently cringe kino though, just look at all the evil Mark variants in Invincible. Like SINISTER MARK.
Kratos won.Asura lost. Asura fans are calm, reasonable people.Two truths and one lie. Which is it?
>>153086854Luffy isn’t going to stab someone while they’re sleeping. Same with Naruto. Shounen protags are immune from taking easy or even strategic ways out
>>153086842Post Capcom, CyberConnect2, Sony and Santa Monica Studio calling Krasura canon.
>>153086893I don't think they would have a reason to fight to the death in the first place. But this is Death Battle so they need to.It was just an example. Luffy could just punch him in the head while he's asleep. Naruto ain't waking up.
Migrate when ready>>153086895
