Do not let Invicible wankers forget this page
>>153119415
>>153119415>Do not let Invicible wankers forget this pagewhy? is there a joke? is it because it took 3 viltrimutes to go through a planet ?
>>153119415Bring me Magik
>>153119434a Smart Atom planet.
>>153119415>>153119418
MINIONTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSS
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>153119470>>153119470The planet is not alive>>153119418Also a small planet barely bigger than earth
>>153119434it shows that Invincible power scaling is way below dragon ball. Roshi turned the moon to powder in an instant way back in 1985 and the series has only gotten more absurd from there. Thats not to say one series is better than the other, its to say that anyone who believes that Bardok would lose to Omniman are out of their gourd.
The matchup?
>>153119496Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>153119489>The planet is not alivethe spic is retarded I see
>>153119510who asked?
>>153119568Why does Samenic always need to trace?
>>153119568Need to know basis.
>>153119642How was the battle beast miniseries? Did he get any buffs from it?
What's a good match for my boy sanguinus
>>153119642Battle Beast is for White Leo.
>>153119813>White Leo.You don't fucking care about thos dude, lmao
>>153119415>Do not let Invicible wankers forget this pagePost your hero destroying a planet
>>153119510>He has to cope with the fact that Flash shitstomps Cucknic
>Bring me, Megumin!
>>153119830Why would anybody sound actually care about this shit?Did you just out yourself, downie?
>>153119928>HBOCkuTHAT'S cope, son.
Post a character that can chop down a tree.
>>153119455IRRELEVANTya will NEVER debut in Death Battle. You lost and kept losing since the 90s when CHADgon CHAD Z started to air worldwide.
>>153119808Any evil bald guy.
Feel free to use this template!
>>153119510...in my baby fairy tales GAAAHH GUUUHH DAAAHH DAAAHHH
>This was a fascinating fight, pitting the winner's millions of times strength and speed advantage and numerous instawin haxes against the opponent's complete lack of any sort of wincon
POST FEATS
>>153120086Pic UNRELATED btw
>>153120043Did you get lost? You don't know where we are?*kicks the midget*
>gay rape is badEnough. We must be better men.
>>153120120>Kicking a literal babyYour hero?
>>153120086Canon feat btw
>>153120149
>>153120149Chris Chan
>>153120086CANONROOOOOOOO >>153120112>unrelated He's stronger than fiction so he prompting it makes it canon.
Behave
>>153120154>>153120203... on planet retard.
What can be changed LETS DEBATE
>>153120086Now that we've established and everyone agrees Superman is no match at all for KINGtos what's next for him?
Kratos winning was healthier for Powerscaling as a whole.There's more than one way to powerscale, but Asuratards represent the feat purist view that won't accept anything but on screen feats and will screech and moan. If we indulge these people too much the Powerscaling landscape would change to one that only favors AAA slop with big Explosions and space themes.Kratos however represents the more flexible approach to Powerscaling, You can be strong without big Kabooms and flashy shit. This enables a greater variety of verses to stand a chance against big budget productions in the Powerscaling landscape, or in the case of GoW more variety of narratives to face simplistic braindead featspam verses that only exists for the sake of Powerscaling (like Asura's Wrath)That's why /dbg/ seethes so much about Kratos, this place is full of Dragon Ball, DC, and Marvel fans, 3 verses with almost infinite money behind them. Allowing their productions to showcase big feats at the expense of their poor narrative.Thanks to Kratos we can have more esoteric and out there power systems because DB made their stance clear: A single "this guy can destroy the universe" statement has the same value as 30 minutes of an angry guy screaming and destroying stars in a flashy animation.
These two?They can both RAPE and GAPE the entire boys universe on their own.Of course, they wouldn't do that because they're actual heroes, unlike the majority of the frauds in 'the boys'.
>>153120225...
>>153120211...and outside your home planet too.
>>153120086>>153120219>>153120221
>>153120225Their own author says they're only Mach 10. Speedblitzed by A-Train
>>153120218What in idk can be changed
>>153120221this. Good and Wise Writing >>> shitty flashing lights. Kratos taught us this.
>>153120249
>>153120008He will probably fight Sailor Moon or Goku someday I feel like. Would beat Sailor Moon but lose to Goku.
>>153120086Unironically, the best feat Kratosfags have ever posted despite years of lying their shitty asses off, and it's fucking AI
>>153120260I was there when this happened, I was the Russian on the left.
>>153120218>Can [SETTINGS WITH INTERSTELLAR CIVILIZATIONS] beat [SPECIES LOCKED TO A SINGLE PLANET WITH NO PLANETARY OR GREATER FEATS]?>idkAre you retarded?
BRING ME JIN WOO
>>153120218>PredatorYautjas has a fucking absurd military technology capable of rival the Imperium Of Man>Fist Of The North StarHokuto and Nanto has moves that can kill every character in that show and even detect them. Musou Tensei solos.>Street FighterRyu and Akuma can wreck the moon.>The BoysHomelander is way stronger in the comics and other media of the franchise >Death Note No one in the MHAverse can kill a Shinigami
>>153120260Koslov was TEACHING Superman how to be a good slut.
>Homosexual fantasies out of NOWHEREGAYtos...
>>153120260Rape apologist spic.
>>153120250>said PRIME AM is mach 10(which is like 9x faster than NIG-train)>CC is definitely at least the same speed or faster, and can flyA-Train, like every single 'supe' in the boys is a fraud compared to every other super hero verse.
>>153120249>makes /ss/ happenBased Superman, this is what the S on his chest stands for then
>>153120249Ahem
>>153120265>He [headcanon]Literal fucking Ladybug can debut in DB but Saint FAGya can't.
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
NO FEARNO PAIN
>>153120284>FantasiesIt's canon Sissyman.
>>153120306RECANT YOUR STATEMENT RIGHT NOW, OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING A BOY STEPPING UP TO A MAN!
>>153120249AAAIIIIEEEEEE REGULAR WOMEN SAMAAAA YAMETTEEEEEE
>>153120040>>153120218Feel free to kill yourself.
>>153120275Scott pilgrim stays in no right?
>FRAUD MightNot a real hero btw. In fact, all MHA heroes aren't real heroes.
I shorted
>>153120303>1-1zilla>Hulk'sBITCHzillaKWAB!
Someone please post All Might's many victories and definitely zero curbstomp losses in Death Battle.
Post MHA heroes doing something heroic and not just for fame and money.
>>153120306Lonely?
>>153120329Meanwhile...
>shoots Gru with demoralize gun>Gru starts to weep, completely helpless >Megamind walks up to him, picks him up by his scarf and slits his throat in front of his children >KO!Explain how this isn't a legitimate win con without appealing to emotion or sounding ESL
ENTER
>>153120086Hundreds of gallons of water was used to make that video, btw. Now here’s an ACTUAL feat.
>>153120354Gru has indomitable spirit given to him by the hope of his Minions
>CucktosHis entire verse gets KLAP'D and TRAP'D by a single bite from Klaptrap btw.
>>153120352It's kind of funny how Godzilla is one of the few characters where you can actually respond to someone going "Post X beating the character who beat X in Death Battle"
>>153120367Kratos can do this in his sleep, even if we haven't seen him do it.
>>153120354>Gru sees his GORLS>Feels a surge of motivation and beats up Megamind
C-CHADKEY KONG IS HERE!?!?! AIIIIEEEEEE I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE ONE-SHOTS MY VERSE!!!!
>>153120378Because Godzilla is a bitch-coded simp franchise.
>>153120389Knuckles...
>>153120389Sonic...
>>153120389Mario...
CHAAAAADDDTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
>>153120379No lies detected.
>>153120389"King" Kong...
>>153120304Don't be too surprised if it happens someday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XomKYNKpuZA&t
>>153120354>No...my gorls NEED ME!>I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE ME FROM MY GOOOOORLS!
Reminder that it’s canon that Kirby has infinite power. >>153120221Don’t god of war games have massive budgets? Are the devs filtered by a mountain destroying animation?
>>153120389All Might...
>>153120389The end...
>>153120390>Unprompted SEETHEFound another GODzilla victim.
>>153120354>I WILL NOT LET YOU TOUCH MY MASTEEEEEEER!!!
ROARtos. That is all.
>>153120389Kratos...
>>153120402...is what I would say if I were a lying faggot from planet retard
>>153120389Hulk...
>>153120408>Are the devs filtered by a mountain destroying animation?Funny you say that…
>>153120390>Comics out of NOWHERE
>>153120414>the truth is seethe somehowlol seethe MOAR
>>153120389Deku and Bakugou...
>>153120434You dare doubt Ben Singer?
>>153120389Taboo...
>>153120389Gru...
>>153120249How does the gag character whos entire thing is he wins in 1 hit have a loss?
>>153120389Maka and Soul...
>Mario is proven to be a BLACKED Sissy slut>Sonic isn'tEnough said
>>153120390No different from Sonic.The WHORES of today's ip's.
>>153120470Popeye
What’s the strongest the scott pilgrim verse can do
>>153120470because he's not a gag character, his own author has said this.and he's now had canon fights that last for hours against opponents just as strong as him where he does hundreds of serious punches to no avail, like Garou. Garou isn't even the final boss.
>>153120455no lies detected
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Donkey_Kong_(Character)>Star level with Multi-Continental as his lowball
>>153120455they forgot the WISDOM and HEROISM stats. These also go to Kratos
>>153120472>Sonic is still mindbroken and spamming about blacked from being defeated by Mario again
>>153120470He fought an actual gag character, there was nothing he could do.
>>153120225I want to fuck Celebrity's cute midget wife.
samenic sissy melty
BRING ME GRUB-But without his minionsOr his freeze rayOr his reality warping remoteOr his shrink rayOr his moon busting car/shipOr his mini-sun launching gunOr his mind controlling remoteOr his invisibility spy suitOr his fart gunOr his cookie robotsOr his boogie robotsOr his Zodiac amuletOr his secret agent wifeOr his dogOr his daughtersAnd when he's just a childTHEN WE'LL HAVE A GREAT FIGHT
>>153120470Saitama is a parody of Shonen characters. He peaked at the beginning of his series. That's the joke. He has the potential to grow stronger but nothing challenges him anymore.
>>153120472True.
>>153120506She divorced him and is now back on the cock carousel, so you can.
>>153120486So opm is just another action anime? Writers need to quit while they’re ahead.
>>153120497BEASTy Kong!
>>153120419>Gru only has 10k minions>Megamind has 100k brainbots
>>153120438Holy FUARK. Additional reminder:>Helios' death only caused a cloud to go in front of the sun, nothing more>Kratos needs an axe to chop down trees>GoW's gods cannot be true concepts due to the existence of other pantheons of gods, who are all separate beings from each other>GoW is continental at absolute most>CHADkey Kong GAPES the GoW verse, AND the cunt of every goddess in it
>>153120497This isn't high enough. He's stronger than Mario, Wario, and Bowser. M&B have the feat from Galaxy, and Bowser has been shown on more than one occasion to be afraid of Donkey Kong. He's much, much higher.
>>153120518Yes and no.
>>153120497That's it? KINGtos is far above him lmao. https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Kratos
>>153120497>Donkey Kong unironically RAPES and GAPES the MHAverse low balled
>>1531205211 minion is worth 100k brainbots
>Sonic is 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... how did we become Sonic's SISSIES!?!?
It's really bizarre how Mario is a confirmed BLACKED fan, plus a sissy. Wild, and somehow Sonic is still friends with the guy without being a degenerate
>>153120321In what way is All Might a fraud?
>>153120537This is surprising?
>Megamind looked into a "Reset Button" but concluded it was impossiblePowerscalers, analysis?
>>153120538>headcanon copeMinions get overwhelemd by them. Megamind shoots Gru with the demoralize gun and Gru begs to join the 42%. Megamind kindly slits his throat and the minions bow to their new evil overlord.KO!
>>153120552wasted the OFA quirk by passing it down to Deku, who destroyed it. He should've killed Shiggy himself and kept it.
>>153120438>needs to warm up to throw mountainsUHHHH I THOUGHT KRATOS WAS INFINITELY POWERFUL?
>>153120552He turned a blind eye to the corruption in the hero society.
>>153120557Post the brainbots carving through the planet earth like a single Minion can do.
>>153120515No she didn't. CC turned his actions around and she stopped the lawsuit and the divorce.They're a happily married couple now.
>>153120552he canonically knew Endeavor abused his whole family to win the Pro Hero game and let him keep doing it so he could keep playing
>>153120546>2-1CHADkey BEAST fucking KILLED Cuckles.>B-BUT DONKEY KONG'S NOT A-AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!See?
>>153120546Couldn't say. All I know is Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
People are talking about the minions potentially getting tricked by Megamind's disguises, but the brainbots are somehow also dumb enough to fall for it. They even attack Megamind while he's pretending to be the nerd guy.
>>153120565Brainbots can put the minion in a prison. 100k can easily put 10k away.
>>153120581FVARK!>Minions are also canonical geniusesDOUBLE FVARK!
>>153120574>HBOCkuKWAB what a BITCH!
>>153120574Who are those dead guys in the top right?
>>153120584they can't if they can't tank the planet-breaking laser
>>153120533>>153120553It's wild that they put Mario characters so low like that. Bowser Jr and Deku are also both Multi-Continental on Vsbattles, but we all know Bowser Jr would shit stomp Deku because he scales to Bowser.
Minions have no mindhax resistances as seen with the purple ones. Does Megamind have anything to convert them?
Didn’t the brainbot get fodderized by a simple eye blast? What stops Gru from blasting them with one his ray gun
>>153120597Even if he does, Gru has mind control tech.
>>153120562KINGtos is below mountain level when rusty. When he’s warmed up, he’s high outerversal+ lowballed.
>>153120573He did not canonically know that.>>153120563He was focused on the villains.>>153120559All Might's time with OFA was running out, he was already slowly losing it, and needed a successor.Deku showed all the right signs of being a worthy hero, even if he did not have the physical body for it yet.All Might couldn't kill Shiggy even if he wanted too, since he expended all his power for his time limit at USJ fighting that Nomu.Losing OFA doesn't matter that much now that AFO is gone too.
>goKEKs so AFRAID of a blue rat they spam Mario every time Sonic is even mentionedNoticed.
Do we believe it?
>>153120615Doesn't excuse it. All Might is not a real hero, unlike Spider-Man or Superman. Two actual heroes that do heroic things.
>>153120590Cuckrio, Cuckles, and Cucktos.
>>153120633Don't forget these two.>Kamen Rider fights nazis and saves children >Ultraman defeats kaijus and protects humanity
>>153120615he did canonically know that. Said so in the Sports Festival arc when Endeavor was introduced.He could have healed himself with Eri and other healers, but convieniently didn't so people wouldn't know he's sick and injured. He didn't have a time limit with OFA, he was just injured (but still could beat AFO with just the embers, so he had no excuse not to solo Shiggy by keeping it)
Why do people keep hyping up the dehydration gun when a simple rain will undo it?
>>153120649I'm gonna agree with the Tokuguy. I haven't seen one MHA character do something heroic without it involving fame, publicity or money.
>>153120497>Star level DK>K Rool scales to himBlackbeardbros... it's over
>>153120615until the next AFO or next Star and Stripe quirk appears, then the world is fucked because he gave it to Cucky Deku for free instead of someone worthy.
>>153120664Post yourself making it rain.
>>153120607Mentally ill troons like Diamentus and Warrior-Z genuinely thinks this way. It's fascinating behavior.
The SACRED HALLS of the DBSCHOLARS still burn with life! Even after the vial cretins of/a/ moderation tried to snuff it out. CHADS that DOMINATE these pathetic classroom walkways full of garbage. Keep them on their toes scholars...
>>153120665
>>153120672Minions have a remote that can do exactly that.
>Megamind turns into Gru>causes a Minion civil war because they're retarded
The Minions have Super Powers in minion 4 https://youtu.be/laRa-3iv1h8?feature=shared
>>153120680Warrior-Z is the master of you.
YOU COUNT THE MEDALS ONE TWO AND THREE LIFE GOES ON ANYTHING GOES COMING UP OOO
>>153120701dehydration gun victims btw!
>>153120711weather remote victim.
>Best feat the character did is something that happened during early series>His modern feats are fodder compared to it despite having become stronger
>>153120694the Minions are superhuman geniuses
Megamind has a permanent shrink ray from his video game...
Literally what's stopping Gru from using the Zodiac Stone on Megamind, and turning him into a chicken?It's Gru's version of the Dehydration Gun, with the added benefit of turning his Minions into fierce animals?It fucking boils down to who can quick draw first
>>153120708 What does his gooch smell like?
>>153120732Post Gru using it as an adult :)
Isn't the Transformers Bayverse some arbitrarily high dimension number off a throwaway line?
>>153120706>Warrior-Z is the master of you
>>153120320I don't care about this disgusting franchise for cucks.
The dehydration gun has a cool down unlike GRU’s weapon LMAO
>>153120732Can the Zodiac stone rays pierce through materials or does it require direct exposure
>>153120742mindbroken by KINGtos who is too powerful for cucky boiis
>>153120745>S-S-SO WHAT IF IT CAN INSTANTLY KILL GRU USING THE DESTROY MODE...I-I-I-IT HAS A COOLDOWN!!!
>>153120389K. Kroll...Robotnik...
Post proof of evidence that Megamind and Roxanne had sex.Gru and Lucy had a child by the 4th movie
>>153120724They're just holding back! :)If I repeat it enough, maybe I'll believe it!
>>153120754oops i meant"instantly turn him into a cube, before a single drop of rain restores him to normal."
>FEATSgamind>rampaged across the city during his duel with Tighten>LOREru>outliers, advertising material, and statements
>>153120751Why do Kratosfags love posting Ai art so much? Is it because it's as fake as their scaling?
KINGions!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylO_7P5gwCA
>>153120764and when I say rampaged, I mean Tighten beat him up all over town with barely a wall broken.
>>153120765YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
>>153120738>17D Dimensional BayverseHoly FUARK!
I hate to admit it....but I jerked off to Minions porn back into the 2010s
>Full power Tighten punch to Megamind barely cracks a buildingTHIS is your villain?
>>153120776Everyone has anon, there's no shame in it.
>>153120727Gru is already well-versed in countering shrink ray tech by the end of his first movie
BRING ME MEGAMIND...JUST MAKE SURE HE USES ONE OF HIS WEAKER MODES ON HIS DE-GUN. DON'T LET HIM USE THE DECOMPRESS SETTING, DEBILITATE SETTING, THE DEATH RAY SETTING OR THE DESTROY SETTING.JUST THE DEHYDRATION SETTING SO THE MINIONS CAN USE THEIR USELESS RAIN REMOTE. PLEASE I NEED THIS WIN MY WIFE CAN'T LEAVE ME FOR MEGACHAD
>>153120778I-it doesn't matter if Metroman and Tighten are wall-level weaklings, look at how fast they are!!
Give me MILF fights.Bakugou hot mom(only good character of that show)Josuke's hot momGoku's hot momYour mom too maybe(shes ugly)
Yeah, but can Roxanne defeat Lucy?
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/5170987#search=Despicable_Me%20margoMegamind is so lucky…
>>153120799MegaPEDO...
>>153120776We know, you're the same poster who keeps bringing them up ever since the match up was announced, like we don't notice.
>>153120793Chi-Chi vs every mother in anime. It ends with Chi-Chi covered in blood and going home to cook dinner and get bred by Gohan.
>>153120799PEDOmind...
Admit it. You want him.
>>153120799>This is SOMEONE'S Villain-HeroPEDOmind
>>153120766>Build a complex machine strong enough to carry all of them within a single night under max surveillanceGENIUSions...
>>153120812Miss Bakugoubros...we can't even win this...
>>153120649>implying beating nazis is a good thingOy vey
GRU has canonically fucked before
>>153120738yes, Transformers also gets outerversal stuff from a throwaway story in the anthology novel
>>153120812Chi-Chi loses to Sailor Moon, Lalah Sune (Universal level BTW), and Yui Ikari
>>153120799Ending to Megamind vs Gru btw
>>153120822and that's with prison scrapshttps://youtu.be/D4q9J9tskqw?t=33The Minions are smarter than Tony Stark
>>153120799https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/7062728#search=Sonic_the_Hedgehog_%28series%29%20Super_Mario_Bros.
>>153120765There are no Kratosfags here, only KINGtos shitposters. Actual Kratosfags left (got laughed out the threads) not too long after the Krasura fallout.
>>153120843>the Minions are smarter than Megamind
>>153120832>Holy shit, enough minions to cover the CURVATURE OF THE EARTHGRU DAMN
>>153120832GRUnation...GENTLEminions..
>>153119496>Roshi turned the moon to powder in an instant way back in 1985Wait, I thought Piccolo blew up the Moon.
>>153120793Posting Mamako because she's cute.
Megamind wins because of MetromanBOOOM.Metroman SPEEDBLITZES Gru
You know the rule.Post Gru destroying a mountain.Post Megamind destroying a mountain.
>>153120838>posting sluts that wouldn't tank a super saiyan cock
>>153120832>Scaled Gru's durability to minionsKWAB
>>153120860The Minions have better speed feats than Metrocuck, and they're stronger than that pussy too lmao
>HBOCmind
>>153120862>SlutsWhat does Bulma and Cheelai have to do with this?
>>153120869>>153120870Gru's answer to Metroman? It's only fair since Gru gets his minions, Lucy, and Professor.Megamid gets his buddy. METROMAN WINS
>>153120861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIkVzgjixgc
>>153120845That bike would HAVE RAPED METAL SONIC
>>153120881Minions are stronger than Metroman, who is a weak wall-level cuck.
>>153120856This also happened.
>>153120861there's a mountain on the moon
>>153120856Roshi blew up the first moon. Piccolo blew up the second one. I don't think it was ever explained why the moon came back, if there were two moons, or if they wished it back offscreen.
Don't let any of this distract us from the fact the next DB is a paid content to advertise an animation studio and that there's paid shills right here and now discussing it to pretend those baby movies are relevant or interesting enough to be talked about.I am noticing patterns.
>>153120881Megamind's equivalent to the minions are his brainbots and Minion.
>>153120799I am not fucking clicking that shit
>Sonicfags unironically think Eggman has a chance against Lex Luthor
>>153120893Despicable Me 1 outsold the Live Action Superman movie. So...
>>153120885Post Minions moving FASTER than Metroman's feat in the first movie. Metroman would SNAP GRU and the Minions necks in one second
>>153120825When said nazis are kidnapping innocent people and turning them into mindless cyborgs and making them kill people? Yes. They're the bad guys.
>>153120724>dragon ball out of NOWHERE
Isn't the best strength feat in Megamind Tighten throwing that building?
>>153120910Metroman's feat was calced only Hypersonic.Minions dodge Lasers.They beat up that wall-level pussy until he cries like a fag, then give Roxanne that BIG BANANA COCK while forcing him to watch like the pathetic spoiled cuckold he is.
>>153120923Yeah, and Metroman could do that, plus move really fast, like in the reveal scene. Difference is that Tighten didn't have mastery over his powers.
>>153120925CANON!
>>153120930that's not impressive though, is the point.
>>153120925CANONNNTTTOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>153120925>Dodge LasersMetroman did that in the movie>Wall levelHe scales to Tighten, who is building level, and maybe more.METROCHAD SOLOS
>Powerscalers are saying that a canon short gives Vector relativistic reaction times, which Gru should scale to (if not exceed)
>>153120944Minions destroyed the moon, and carved through earth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dauyisQ9YiIThey onepunch that building-level sissy, and he starts crying for mercy since he's a soft spoiled weakling. They will consider it, after beating him toothless and fucking his Bihh
So we all agree that MegaGENIUS wins through his superior tech, bots, Minion, and his MetroBUDDY.
>dodge a laser that's stated to be a laser and moves exactly like one>UM NO THAT'S NOT LIGHTSPEED>W-WELL OKAY IT'S LIGHTSPEED BUT HERE CHECK OUT MY HERO DODGING [energy beam that looks nothing like a laser, curves, is never stated to be a laser, explodes on impact, has obvious mass] BET YOU LOOK REAL STUPID HUH
>>153120958>Attack that MetroBUDDY can effortlessly dodgeMetroBUDDY wins this with his best friend Megamind
I never fucking thought I'd ever see /dbg/ powerscale fucking minions of all things but here we are
>>153120973Minions have also tanked Nuclear Bombs, so you're gonna need someone stronger than a building-level sissy
>>153120977It's dumb enough to be entertaining
ROARions!
Metroman never tried against Megamind and had an existential crisis before Megamind can process. Just because they are from the same verse, doesn’t they mean scale. That’ll be like if I scaled Mr.Satan to Goku because the public believed otherwise
>>153120988Kratos can do this too, even if we've never seen him do it.
>>153120981Post the speed feat, post Minions moving as fast as Metroman during the first movie. And what's stopping Metroman from literally SPEEDBLITZ the Minions without them, having any time to react
>>153120991let them scale. A building-level sissy isn't gonna help against GODions
How many fighters in Kickstarter DB would Minions RAPE and GAPE?
>>153120592>It's wild that they put Mario characters so low like that. Vsbw mods have a huge double standard bias against the Mario series. No other verse gets the same treatment. https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1rjdde0/what_are_some_deathbattles_that_would_be_very/
Don't the minions also get a massive experience buff from having lived since prehistoric times? Meanwhile the brainbots can be hacked.
>HBOCmind>HBOCru
>>153120998https://youtu.be/e32_ENYdV_I?si=chhpfw7mgr_zCBG2Better than Death Battle and Devil Artemist
>>153121004Bots are better executioners of a plan, Minions are dumb as hell
>>153121004Funnily enough, yes.
>>153121014Minions might be extremely reckless, but we see them execute most of Gru's plans and construction jobs extremely well.
>MetrosissyKWAB!!!
>>153120086Spore is a featschad verse
>>153120194In defense of Christine-Chan>"He's a rapist!"First off, it's SHE. Get it right, bigot. Secondly, what SHE does in her freetime is NOT of your concern.>"It was her own mother!"Okay, and who are we to judge? In an era of sexuality acceptance, this is no different. Genetic sexual attraction is when someone is simply attracted to family members, educate yourselves.>"Her mother was senile?"If this was so traumatic, then isn't her forgetting this a good thing?>"Sonic fans are freaks!"To be RAPED and GAPED by a Sonic Scholar is a privilege. She should be grateful for the vaginal blessing and frankly, you should all hope something as nice as that happens to you someday.>"You're a rape apologist!"Apologist implies I am sorry; I am not. I am, however, a rape REALIST. If Barb wants to prance around dressed in a way that provoked what happened, that is ENTIRELY on her.
>>153121037Actually it's music man now.
>>153120998>Deku and Bakugo and the rest of MHA getting swarmed by billions of MinionsUnironically would be the funniest shit ever.
>>153121014Minions can hack technology though.They're silly but they're geniuses
>>153121011now this is the Videoessay we need.
>>153121036Yeah, I think it boils down to efficiency>>153121037>>153121053Post the speed feat. MM can literally jungle the minions without them noticing
>>153121004sure but if you've watched a single DM movie you'd know that they are the opposite of competenttheir combat skills are dogshit
>>153121045>Christine-Chan can't rape her mother because... she just CAN'T, OKAY?People who think this are picrel
>SAVE ME, METROMAN>THIS IS BASE KEVIN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
>>153121049The funniest thing is that if Gru tried to conquer the MHAverse he'd probably accomplish it in 10 minutes and then turn the academy into a bowling alley or something
>>153121003that's very lame of them
>>153121059someone already did. They have a laser that burned through the whole planet, and can react to it. Metroman's timestop is hypersonic
>>153121014Bots are fodder. There’s a minion with bigger heat vision than Tighten
>>153121062No they're not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSdOwt-G49wThey're war-hardened fighters
Has anybody brought up Nefario yet? How does he factor in?
>>153121079FVARK!!!
>>153121080He's an old man who belongs in the backlines, dude.
>>153121080Gapes the Megamind cosmology
>>153121063ever since i first saw idubz (a few years before the taninga? "say nigger" event) i knew he was a fucking wetwipe. my friend really liked him and he did seem kinda funny way back then but i always had the opinion that he seemed like someone who would sniff their sisters underwear who knew hed turn out so much worse?
>>153121079NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE MORE FEATS TO DRAW ON
>>153121003Noooticing the two things they deliberately use antifeats for (and no other verse) are DC Heralds and Mario, both of which effortlessly gape Sonic
>>153121097BRING ME MEGABITCH
>>153121097also they know Kungfu, can speedblitz and beat up giant Monsters 1v1, and have a Kamehamehahttps://youtu.be/LZOzHbnnxNQ?t=248
>Someone is this invested in Minions that they're looking up every feat they did on youtube and google>Likely also the same person making gay fantasy posts with themMegamindbros...We can't compete with this level of autism...
>>153121004Anon there is a chance Minions might end up killing Gru because Megamind used his watch to disguise him as Gru...
>>153121080Probably but I think that's the extent of it>Megamind gets his bots and Minion>Gru gets the minions and Nefario
>This is your best feat, yellow mini bud? Don't worry Buddy, WE got this. Hey, Kevin was it? Come back when you're composite, maybe then it'll be a fair fightMinionbros? Response
>>153121118>Implying they wouldn't recognize the imposter since Gru knows each of them by name and has extensive experience acting like their father
>>153121079>Minions are going to get Cthulhu scaling>Gru vs Megamind is coming out before this movie is outYeah, Gru won.
>>153121125Come back when this wall-level pussy has a nuke-level feat like the Minions do.Also when he stops being a canon cuck.
>megamind trying to scale in speed to a guy who literally statues himUm...megabro...
>>153121118Gru talks to the Minions, MM doesn't know any of them
>>153121132Can you really call Metroman a cuck when he doesn't care about Roxanne at all?
>>153121114FVARK!FEATSions!!!!!!
>>153121114This is some absurd bullshit
>>153121132>Wall LevelAs SHOWN by Tighten, he's BEYOND wall level, and could easily flatten a city>CuckNever interested in Roxxane, but he's proud of his buddy getting some.MetroCHAD solos the MINIONS
>>153121140Whatever you tell yourself at night, Megamind fucked his biih and he's forever a wall-level weakling
>>153121132But Metroman cares about making music, not sex.
>>153121145Post Tighten destroying a City NOOOOOOW.Or else the Minions will keep beating up Metropussy, who is now hiding behind Tighten.
Kek
>MetroHBOC
>Minions literally trying the most stupid and idiotic slander in historyLittle bro...stop it, you're better than that.
Today I learned that Metroman is a featless fraud, whose peak strength is only building level.And the Minions are unironic featsgods who have tanked actual nukes, destroyed the moon, and carved a hole through the earth by pure accident.
>Megamind fags scale his speed to Metro Man>Gru fags scale his durability to MinionsDo you think Death Battle will go for grounded analysis or they will go full retard?
Why didn't Megamind use the dehydration gun on Metroman or Tighten? You can maybe argue he liked the never-ending rivalry with Metroman but he needed to get rid of Tighten.
>>153121165We're still waiting for that city feat, cucky boy. You're not actually weaker than a Minion...right?
Wasn't Tighten the cuckold of the movie? What does Metroman have to do with Megamind dating Roxanne? Bro just cares about his music career.
>that gif is literally Metroman's best durability featKEKAPOOPY!
>>153121177if you say you don't care while someone else fucks your girl, you're still a cuck.
>>153121165Metroman's best (and only) durability feat btw
>>153121162
>>153121162Divide it by half because Tighten was looking at the viewer like "is this guy serious?"
Just because we don't see Metroman DESTROYING a city, doesn't mean he can't
>>153121166I mean he's really only around for a few minutes as a plot device. He's not the main focus.
HEAD TURNING MIND
>>153121181>Your girlBut they never were a thing.
>>153121188CAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
>>153121198Damn, he's that much of a cuck that he never even smashed before Megamind did? How sad, even soiboy Megamind cucks that fraud
>>153121191The funny thing is if Megamind somehow does win he will have done so in the same way as Kratos, with shit nobody actually believes.
>>153121191Of course, I didn't realise! Thank you for teaching me Kratos
>>153121181But he never had any feelings for her. Tighten did. Why are you targeting Metroman and not the seething manchild?
METROMAN DOESNT SCALE TO TIGHTEN BECAUSE HE JUST DOESNT BTWMetroman is a sadly a cuck
Why wouldn't Megamind scale to Metroman when he literally has the formula to give himself the stats of Metroman
>>153121209Because Metroman was the one flirting with her for years, as even Roxxanne said, and the one she refused only to fuck Megamind instead. Whether you're a happy cuck or a seething cuck, you're still a cuck.
How the fuck is Megamind both the Asura and Kratos of this fight?
>>153121203No. Anon. He never had any romantic feelings for Roxanne. Ever. Not even implied. He just gave a shit about doing music. The cuck meme does not work if the character has no romantic interest in them.
>>153121223He can, it's just that Metroman is a featless fraud.
>>153121229He was flirting with her for years though, she just rejected him so he had no chance.
>>153121203>He showed no interest in her and he never fucked her because of it! He's a cuck! So you've been cucked 4 billion times.
>>153121175Where's that speed feat, Minion bro? Literally, MetroBuddy can DODGE it, and throw the Minions up in the air.
>>153121228Gru is the Better Man. Megamind is the Monster.
Oh my fucking god you NTRfags will latch onto anything I swear
>>153121236Again, already posted. Minion laser went through the earth into space in an instant, and they react to it
>>153121244It's canon. Not our fault your featless fraud is a cucky boy
Minions TEACH Metrocuck what real heroes are like.
Somebody mentioned String Theory and Plato once in my verse, making it 26-D to Boundless.Somebody took one step in a white void once, making everyone immeasurable speed.
>>153119415What's stopping invincible wankers just saying viltrum is a very, very durable planet?
>>153121254You're a fucking embarrassment to powerscaling and your mother should have swallowed you
>RetardationAs expected by a Minionbro, who can't move as fast as Metroman.
Boom.
>>153121271Even if Metroman was that fast, how does Megamind scale to him
>>153121271post Metroman flying around the planet or moon right now.
>>153121278>Destroy setting needs to be amped up to destroy something that a minion could annihilate easilyMegamindbros??Good Lord, the animation is awful. I get that the budget isn't nearly as high as for movies, but it's still a pain to look at.
>>153121278>needs outside help from quirky asian girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4DrjoG2Lrs>Megamind's escape pod was able to escape a black hole and travel to Earth in a short time frameBOOM.
>>153121294He doesn't. At least not that we know of because we never see how their fights go.
>>153121278>Needs a charge >Didn't even destroy a car sized rock
>>153121278Megamindbro... you forgot to cut out the part where the asteroid remains intact after that blast...
SaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrsaarSAAAAAAAAAAAARDO NOT REDEEM THE MINIONS FEATSMetroSAAR is #1 god of hindu, superpower by 2026!! you do great shame! DLC where MetroSAAR has a nuke feat for only $20.99 saar! YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD!!!!
>>153121303escaping a black hole means escaping the event horizon. Not just flying away from one
>it's just OMNIGru vs MegaDOCK
>>153121303I don't think you understand what powerscaling is
>>153121309>>153121311FVVVVVVVVVCCCKKK CVCKY MEGAMIND SAAARS WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED????
>>153121296it didn't even destroy it kek it was fine
>Ungodly level of retardation slander Remember, MegaGENIUS' tech, and MetroBUDDY's powers will defeat Gru and his minions.
>>153121324Would you say Megamind's tech is comparable to his civilization's?
>actual funny posts and OC/dbg/ is healing.
>>153121278His Death Ray didn’t even sear Metroman’s uniform either. MegaBluds have been arguing Metroman’s speed scaling for 2 hours now, but still haven’t given any argument for why and how Megamind would scale to him
>>153121278>>153121309Wait...does this mean Megamind's destroy setting gun...DOESN'T EVEN WORK?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZgzFTeCPZo
>>153121324What Speed did they give Bardock and what was the feat they used to do so?Okay now apply that same logic to Megamind
>minionchads don't even need to do anything for megafaggots to proudly post anti-feats
>>153121329his powers like running away at Hypersonic speed...and...nothing else. Maybe he can scale to Tighten's small building level feats
>>153121278>Destroy beam takes several seconds to reach the asteroidNOTEVENHYPERSONICmind...
>>153121341MinionSCHOLARS have warped their minds into doing our work for us.
Banana
>Right, so Megamind clearly takes Speed.>Not even the Metroman Formula, or the Deathray can make up that difference, so Strength goes go Gru.
>Destroy beam does fuck allIt's the life equation all over again
>Better Tech>Better Minions"Minion, get the Forget Me Stick, because these yellow buffoons are serving a now Mastah!"
reminder that fucking Vector was able to react to and move fast enough to avoid hitting the wall at these speeds
FUNNY HOW THE FART GUN SOLOS
>>153121351Many are saying this.
>HypersonicDidn't part of Metroman's slow motion scene involve the Death Ray laser SLOWLY reaching the building he was in
Guess the end stats and who it goes to>StrengthGru>SpeedGru>IntelligenceMegamind (Pity Point)>MinionsGru>TechGru
MEGAMIND'S RAY DOESN'T EVEN WORK?
>>153121358How is he still alive
>>153121361Metroman was timing it, at the right moment.
>>153121358FUARK! Lightspeedtor
>>153121367Minion scaling
>>153121358>Average minion can survive the cold and vacuum of space with zero issues
Gentleminions...we won.
>>153120996funnily enough Metro Man does have a similar feat to the Mega Minions laser feat but it was specifically to the core of the earth and it took a short while
ReminderMegamind's tech is all on HIS own intellect. Gru is more of James Bond kind of genius, but not super genius. Megamind is literally smarter than Gru
>>153121381Minions are smarter than Megamind though.
>Megamind takes Speed due to Bardockesque space travel feats>Gru takes Strength due to Minions splitting the MoonDoes Megamind have any other hax besides the Dehydration Gun?
>>153121387his Destruction Ray that doesn't work.
>>153121381>literally smarter than Gru>can't even design a functional moon buster>>153121309
>>153121387Uh...well....you see....
FINALLY A REAL FUCKING MATCH UP DISCUSSION GOD I'VE MISSED THIS
>o-oh yeah MinionCHADS??? >Well so what if you posted all these Godly Beastly Kingly Feats? I-I-I can do that too! Look at this:>*posts ginormous Antifeat*
>it's literally just Bardock vs Omniman down to the Super Saiyan equivalent being the Metroman Formula
Megamindtos will WIN. I have spoken.
>>153121381Gru is a busy man. We see that he's smart enough to build a rocket as a child.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wBjBYT-1Do
People are missing the fact that Megamind's sheer number of minion drones that can be disguised as himself alongside the mega megamind give him all the time he could need to lead Gru into a trap.Like making a drone pretend to be him and be lead to somewhere the Solar Beam is going to land soon after.Yellow and Mega Minions do not resist de hydration gun or being atomized.
When people say the minions are incompetent and do sync up with Gru’s plans, I chuckle
>>153121403>even down to the extinct race and questionable speed feats off dubious space travel calcs
>>153121409Do not*
>Gru hiding his SLAVEions>Proving than Gru is literally not a super genius >Even then, Megamind was HOLDING back just like Metroman on his genius level tech as shown with the creation of Tighten>Metroman can literally speedblitz the Minions>Even if it's just Gru vs Megamind, Megamind has more tech optionsApology? I'm waiting.
>>153121406M-Megamind could have built a rocket to that asteroid too! He just...he just WANTED to use a little raygun from the ground that doesn't work,
>>153121278why didn't he set it to de-atomize? it literally has the same effect as destroy but actually works
https://imgur.com/a/WMF8M3HHere's Metroman digging to the center of earth in under a minute
>>153121415>SLAVEionsExcuse you, the minions are his LOYAL FAMILY.
>>153121408the dehydration gun needs to be recharged a long time between blasts. There are thousands to millions of Minions
>>153121415>need hypothetical chain scaling from Tighten to Metroman to even stand a chance against 1 minion GRU FOUGHT ARMIES AND HAVE BETTER GEAR
Okay but you know DB is going to interpret it as Megamind just casually destroying a planet busting meteor. Theyve done it before and they'll do it again.
>>153121419MinionBROS?!?!?!??!?!
>>153121367Vector?bubble on his head let's him breathe in space and humans in the DM franchise are just that strong like how the main villainess in Minions survived being slammed through multiple buildings a with the last one collapsing on her>the miniondoesn't need to breathe
>>153121409they should do that Bee thing where they swarm over an enemy and fuck it to death with their bodyheat
Every fight is a proxy for one of the following:>Goku vs. Superman>Goku vs. VegetaCHADku literally WARPED the CONCEPT of vs battle debates and powerscaling to be metaphysically be SOLELY about him. Holy FUARK.>e-even THAT one?ESPECIALLY that one.
>YOUR TIME IS UP, SUPERVILLLAAAAAIN!>You said...supervillain...remember it...
why is no one mentioning the fact that Megamind depowers and fights the guy who does destroy the meteor
>>153121419>Randomly creates a villain due to his carelessnessThis is your hero?
Reminder megacuck never even said presentation. That was Minion who said that LMAO. Megagays are pathetic
>>153120872SISSYgeta and SHITlybros...
>>153121432No moon busting?
>>153121419I already brought that one up, slower then the Minions laser now talk about the rest of the scene
https://imgur.com/a/vD2A7YZBoom.
>>153121419>>153121432So you're telling me he's WAY SLOWER AND WEAKER than a Minion???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dauyisQ9YiI
>Megamind depowers the Minions using the gun he used on Tighten>The Minions are vulnerable to chemical manipulation as show in DM 2Well....so much for Minion Durability
>>153121456FVVVVAAAAAARRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
>>153121419
>Megafags have to resort to the TV show and sequel for featsIs this more humiliating than losing?
>>153121441Gru doesn’t have any power so Megamind get his back broken
Who is the _tos? Who is the _sura?
>>153121468Becky is a slut
>>153121454>statue level asteroid is too much for Megamind
>>153121463Megamind 1 is better than anything Despicable Me 2 onwards.Also i mean, the shit sequel and tv show being so terrible must leave something good behind.
>>153121463>GIVE ME MEGAMIND 1 MEGAMIND. NO TV SHOW, NO SEQUEL, NO VIDYA OR COMICS. ALSO FULLY COMPOSITE ME. FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON OF COURSE.
>Actual good shitposting>Actual funny shit>Literally better than B v RDM-samaMegamind-samaBulma is waiting, I think you for saving the halls..
>>153121468They both have feats. Gru is just the stronger one.
>>153121465he has the powers of the guy who destroyed the meteor dough
so are the Sonic and Mariobots deactivated right now?
Gru mails this to Roxxanne, causing her to leave Megamind for Gru and Megamind to shoot himself.
Say something about our future winner
>statue level meteor
>>153121488he destroyed it by just blocking it with a statue. Statue level
>>153121495Gru is a LOVING FATHER
>>153121491Seems that way, yes.
>>153121475Everybody knows that. She’s literally described as a homewrecker and lusts after Loid.
>>153121495it sure was nice Gru let Megs go back to jail instead of letting his Minions tear him limb from limb and eat him
>>153121491the Minions transcended the fictional barrier and gaped them irl
>it's literally just omnidock again
Ginormica's farts stomp Megamind and Gru
>>153121524FVARK!!!!
One of Gru's minions is the rightful king of England. How does this affect scaling?
>>153121524>Literally MORE irrelevant franchisePoor Ginormica, literally could be defeated by Gru and Megamind WHILE DRUNK
>>153121524lucky
>>153121530He can send Megamind to the Tower of London to be raped by Pakistanis
MINIONNNTTTOOOOOOOOSSSS
>minions were possibly active in WW2does megamind have zyklon resistance feats
>>153120899>Eggman vs Lex LuthorThat would be kinoTwo oxygen club losersThe winner is redeemedThe loser joins Goku in the ozone club
>Aftermath of Megamind and Metroman defeating Gru and his minions in about a minute>It was livestreamed, and Metroman felt bad.
>>153121530There is no king of England.
>>153121570Tighten's retconning powers only worked on the Queen.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>Tighten killed the Queen of England without being noticed or even seen, giving him incalculable speed>Tighten scales to MegamindMinionbros?
If Megamind is so powerful, why couldn't he raise Tighten better?
>>153121577>Tighten’s retconning power’s is so strong he killed the actual queen of England in real life>Megamind beat TightenHOLY FUARK, OUTERVERSAL BEAST!
No super genius intellect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ1m5rATuFUGentleminions...We Won.
>>153120218Jason Voorhees unironically can solo MHA
>>153121601Megamind was TEACHING Tighten
>>153121615The Minions are all Super Genius
This is the stupidest fucking MU discussion ever and yet it's such a breath of fresh air compared to the past 3 matches.
Say it.
INCOMING TRVTH NVKE!!INCOMING TRVTH NVKE!!BOOOOOOOOOMMMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2YvRYHRm8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBCST6AuI7gThe Minions have metafictional scaling too. They could have killed these Olympians irl if Gru commanded
>>153121635TRVVVVVVVTTTHHHHH NUUUUUKKKKEEEEAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153121635This is gonna happen onscreen
>>153121635>Minionbro literally trying to say that Minions can react to a fast BEAST as MetroBuddyKeep dreaming, and striving, bro.
>>153121635METROSAARS GRT THIS BLOODY BASTERD! HE NOT KILL MY HERI METROMAN I AM NOT LIKING THIS VERY MUCH I WILL SPAM MINION KEKSPAM SAAR!
>>153121637>118m views>less than 400 commentsWhat the fuck happened there?
>>153120218The death note can solo all of MHA since they are all still human biologically.Scott pilgrim would solo because they have a vegan that flew to the moon and carved into it and then flew back to earth.The rumbling would destroy the MHA verse solely because colossal titans transforming are basically nukes and most MHA characters can't survive nukes without an author handjob.The power rangers would solo the MHA verse easy.
>>153121655Gang Minion rules this world.
>>153121648>Sub-RelativisticManYAWN>>153121655Probably used as an ad, which inflates view count.
>>153121653Many Indians are saying this.
>>153121635Where did you find this leaked storyboard for the battle?
>>153121635This post was made by #GangMinion
>>153121702>>153121702>>153121702The actual MU btw
>>153120218RWBY has planet level literal fucking gods and a elder god that can lol no them on a whim
>>153119415Would Iron Man 616 be a good match for Tech Jacket?
