HULK KILLS KONG
>yup, i think CHADgon CHAD CHADz won this thread>....YUP YUP SONIC TOO!
…s laundry
>GODnic and GODku out of nowhere.
In this thread, we're going to try to find out who is this ''Ultraman'' guy this anon keeps talking about.
HEROES
If Death Battle will give Megamind his serum, how will they justify him self-injecting?
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>whoever the fuck is DCs strongest i dont care to rememberRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
She wins.You lose.
>>153189752Who? Sounds like a DC character
>>153189739Look at his shirt. That's a Demon Slayer KING.
>>153189774TRVKE!!!!
>>153189774It's time to include UltraWHO in this pasta.
Isn't it more embarrassing for your hero to get dogwalked by a literally who?
ITT: We remember the forgotten characterfags of /dbg/Remember the Yogirifag?
>>153189791Why? He makes more money than Sonic.
>>153189774cybershell? is this you?
>>153189798BeyonderGOD would neg diff everyone ITT
>>153189797Who is this referring to?
>>153189799a PUPPET BIRD and a SLANT EYES ALIEN WITH LIGHT BULB EYES is making more money than SUCCESSFUL VIDEO GAME MASCOT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, let that sink in.
>>153189814Say his name. It's right there. SAY IT.
Who the FUCK is Ultraman
>>153189826I don't know WHO that is
>>153189799>GODnic has made as much money as ultracuck and nearly as much as the Faggets despite coming out much later than themKEKYROOO!!! CHADnic makes DIMES, UltraKEK and MUPPETS make PENNIES!!
>>153189828The guy making more money than Sonic.
>>153189826What is this? It looks like shit
>>153189828One of the most popular superheroes in Japan
>>153189828>Who the FUCK is Ultramanthe thunder
>>153189814Anyone that uses the "Literally Who" argument
Look at the DBSpics throwing another melty. Kek.
if you dig hard enough, you can find a gem mine of samefagging and schizophrenia lmao
>>153189799>Been around for decades before Sonic>Going to get passed by him soonUltraWHO...
>>153189840>nearlyOnly counts in horse shoes and shuffleboard!
>>153189720You forgot DK has his coconut gun that fires and spurts.
>>153189864You mean like this?All because I said: "Ultraman is bigger than Goku"?>>153189867WOW! Even with all three of his movies, the Knuckles Series, IDW comics, Archie Comics, and ALL his video games, he can't beat a literal who!?
Ultrafag, you should post Mother of Ultra before you get anally violated for your autistic spam.
Sonic.Ultraman.DBZ.Bleach.Naruto.One Piece.MHA.Invincible.ENTER JESTERFORCE! And their pet dog, Touhou!
WE'VE GOT OUTERVERSAL CHARACTERS IN THE BUILDING, PERFORMING THEIR NEWEST HIT SONG "I GOT RACKS AND HYPERBOLIC STATEMENTS ON ME!"
>>153189866Yeah, it's no wonder this was never that popular in the United States of GODmerica. Looks so lame.
>>153189864kekypow!
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
I miss Gru… I miss Megamind…
>>153189826Ooh, Mega Man Zero! I get it now!
>>153189887I haven't been 'violated' ever since the literal melty over a height joke.
>>153189896...and power rangers doesn't?
>one of the fastest Pokémon>speed caps at mach 2There isn't anything more fraudulent than Pokémom
>>153189797I feel like there might be a lot of chicken and egg with this sort of thing.Some people only go after literally who characters because they want to be fans of a character because the character is strong.Like Lionel Suggs wrote and published a fiction entirely for the purpose of being strong in Battleboarding.
>>153189778>Batter victim
>>153189896Yeah I turned on toonami back in 1998, saw two screaming shirtless men, and complained that Hamtaro wasn't on yet. Then someone asked me at school the next day 'DID YOU SEE THE GOKU AND FREIZA FIGHT!? IT WAS SO COOL'
Enough of these frauds. Show us your verse's FEATS!
>>153189917Post anything in Yu-Gi-Oh travelling at that speed.
>>153189931That kid was the offspring of a Latina mother and a black father who, I shit you not, ditched them.
>>153189774TRVEST OF NVKES!!!!
>>153189937Boom.
>>153189937Technically the solid light projectors are lightspeed (they project light).
>>153189935
>>153189908>Naruto>Respected in /dbg/HA! excellent joke young jester
>>153189917>Godzilla can fly at mach 1>Ultraman casually pushes mach 5>some other ultras can fly at mach 70
>>153189937>casually drives around the surface of a sun and it going supernova and making a black hole to summon a monsterYep. YEP.
>CH-AD-Oh out of NOWHERE
Harro, Hiroyuki here. From now on, to participate in /dbg/ you must watch 1 video of your favorite hero taking the BBC. Arigato for your attention. Banzaiiii!!
>>153189987They're fighting over who's the strongest street-tier
>casually draws with the force of a big bangB to the E to the A to the S to the T!
>>153189979Impossible... My HERO has ZERO videos of him taking BBC because... HE'S ABOVE FICTION AND DESTROYS THE VIDEOS THE MOMENT THEY'RE CREATED!!!
Why does the bottom of my tongue itch?
>>153189974Yugi scales to this because of the bonds beyond time film>>153189998Yugi does not scale to this without the mobile game. Regardless still better than Pokemon's feats
Naruto haters>N-Naruto is just tree levelThe tree in question:
>STOP BREAKING THE RULES>breaks the rules
>>153189937>Post anything in Yu-Gi-Oh travelling at that speedthe barian emperors are way faster. mizar on his way to the moon travelled at mach 2000 minimum
>>153190020Doesn't the mobile game also divide Yugi in half?Like anime is one and manga is another?
>>153189971Don't worry butthurt Dragon Fag, your series will be relevant again one day...perhaps...
>>153189872Sounds like it's gonna hurt.
Enough! I hungry for what food could not sate. Post the image that brings my penis to tears.
>>153190045You meant 'Hunger', Gandalf.
>>153189917Purugly is also faster than Latios and Latias.
I am the most respected franchise on /dbg/, even the biggest troublemakers here would admit that.
>>153190062Probably Barney by nature of not being mentioned.
>>153190062....hamtaro?
Leave Frieren to me
>>153190035yes, duel links then forces those memories into manga yami yugi. yami yugi thinks duel links is trying to merge the realities
>>153190062NARUTO!
>>153189739I hope this guy an heros.
This xeet really sent over a thousand browns into a seething frenzy
>>153190062Sora from Kingdom hearts?
>>153190062Garfield
Post your hero exiting their story and entering the real world so they can rape or kill their author.
>>153190062>>153190098
>>153190061>whatabutismDon't gaslight my point, please and thank you.
>>153190031How many times did Death Battle break its own rules?>Ruby vs Maka which was outside help, 2v1>Superman's scaling is based on outside help (he needed suns from Batman for WF, is 1/5th of the group that did the Big Bang, etc.)>Obi Wan scaling to a black hole which contradicts his entire character story, one of the rules was that the scaling shouldn't contradict how the character primarily is
>>153190043>Everyone who doesn't agree with me is a dragon ball fagAnother excellent joke! Mayhaps your series' reputation can be improved after all
>>153190088Who even is he? I keep seeing pics of him but I don't know the context.
>>153190113I mean the Yugi-Oh anime in general. Dude makes bullshit up on the spot.
>>153190103My HERO attended the wedding of his creator.
>>153190125He owns the neighbourhood. Let him in.
>>153190112That's...not whataboutism. It's just pointing out how stupid Pokémon scaling is.
>>153190103The Nigga Chin does it.
>>153190113>>Ruby vs Maka which was outside help, 2v1the fuck was Maka supposed to do, throw hands the whole fight with Soul watching from the sidelines?
>>153190113Maka and Soul are a duo. Either way it wouldn't have mattered since if they used Anime Maka then she just dices Ruby to pieces since she's part weapon and directly fought and defeated the Kishin Asura.
Naruto has had this feat since 2015. Holy FUARK
>>153189917Street Fighter
>>153190126blame konami for that. the game in the manga was a tabletop with trading cards. kaiba changed the rules later to make it more like a pure tcg. the anime was simply promoting the real life tcg
A reminder.
>>153190098>>153190104TRVKE! Everyone loves SORA! Especially Pyra!
RAPE, r-rape, r-rape, rape, rape,Gotta RAPE fast, gotta GAPE fast,Gotta RAPE faster, faster, faster, faster, fasterRapin' at the speed of sound (make tracks)Rapist hedgehog's in townGot ourselves a situation, stuck in a rape location,Without any explanation, no time for relaxation!Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think,Just RAPE, rape, rape, rape, r-r-r-r-rape, rape!N-n-n-n-n-n-naN-n-n-n-n-n-naSonic, he's on the run!Sonic, he's number one!Sonic, he's cumin' next,So watch out... For Sonic X!Gotta RAPE fast (Sonic!), gotta GAPE fast (Sonic!),Gotta RAPE faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!GAPE, g-gape, g-gape, gape, gape, gape, gape!So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) X,Gotta GAPE faster!Gotta RAPE fast!Gotta GAPE faster, faster, faster, faster,Sonic X!
>>153190165Hinata's grandmother sure is strong.
Why do people love powerscaling so much? You even see it in old texts and playground arguments. What causes this?
>>153190113Death Battle doesn't break its own rules.It just doesn't have rules in the meaningful sense.What they present as rules are just vague guidelines.Which I mean, it is intellectually dishonest, but it isn't like it matters either. It is just an internet show where the content is free.You can criticize it, but Iunno.
>>153190153Maybe don't do a matchup if you're gonna do a 2v1 then? There are plenty of scythe users in fiction.
>>153190165Dang Kaguya sure is strong. Shame no one in Naruto scales to her.
>>153190186Naruto did beat her, so...
>>153190184Except Ruby's only matchup that anyone cares about is Maka. Hell Ruby vs Maka was one of the only confirmed matchups due to Ruby's creator wanting his OC to fight Maka who was one of his favorite characters
>>153190191...with an amp he can never get again
>>153190186Sumire's disgusting cat survived this >>153190161
>>153190154>Maka and Soul are a duoSo put them against another duo instead of just one character.
>>153190180So you know the 'play as training' concept?Basically, powerscaling is a form of play, that hypothetically trains your brain to be able to process arguments.
>>153190207So? That's still a part of his powerscaling. Full Power Naruto is universal, live with it.
>>153190017Post Goku respecting his father
>>153190180>Why do people love powerscaling so much?dunno. why do people love shipping so much? you even see it in old texts and playground arguments. what causes this?
>his hero needs outside help to fight the final boss KWAB
>>153190228But enough about Goku.
NATALIA (Resident Evil Revelations 2) vs EMILY (Resident Evil Requiem)It's time for a Death Batteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!
>>153190230You can't blame Goku for that, Jiren is the most powerful character in fiction
>>153190104https://files.catbox.moe/2kedot.mp4Rex’s bull above
>>153190216>One time power>That he can never use againThis means he cannot scale to it outside of that one instance since that power up was reliant on him being against Kaguya specifically
>>153190209Solos Bleach btw
>>153190237I would choke you to death if you were in front of me right now
>>153190235NARUTOOOOOOOOO!!!
Maka dogwalks Ruby even without Soul. Anime Maka especially dogwalks her
>>153190240He also needed help against Kid Buu.
oh god. a pyra cuckold
>>153190253Cope cope cope!>>153190260Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>153190272Not the final boss of Z, that was Uub and Goku successfully groomed him one on one.
>>153190212You're seem to be under the impression that soul eater fags wanted her and soul to fight Ruby. The matchup exists because of RWBY's creator. No one cares about soul eater appearing on death battle beyond this one matchup
High outerversal bleach scaling goes crazy
>>153189937>travels from the beginning of the universe into the present in secondsBoom.
>>153190283quiet down pup, the SCHOLARS are speaking.
>>153190289I didn't say anything about what anyone wanted. All I said was Death Battle broke their own rule.
>>153190283Answer this question. Can Naruto Uzumaki access the same power up that was granted to him by the sage of six path whenever he wants?
>>153189778>TheyFtfy
>>153190287>that was UubCope!
>>153190305Chara is a girl.
>>153190287>Uub
Not gonna lie, Daima kinda kicks ass.
>>153190299The rule in this instance doesn't matter since Maka would be able to win without Soul if they went with the anime Original stuff since she doesn't need Soul to fight. Hell having her use Soul actually nerfed her due to how they reasoned silver eyes workd.
>>153190328Worked* lol
>>153190307Tell me to my face who was the last person Goku fought in DBZ you stupid fucking mongoloid
the fantastic four's thing is bigger than goku
>>153190204She could have fought Bigby Wolf
>Dragon Melty
>>153190328I didn't say anything about Maka winning or not winning, all I said was Death Battle broke their own rule.
>>153190353I mean that's factually correct since Goku isn't 6 foot tall
>>153190297speaaking of xyz monsters, konami advertised them in the xyz starter deck set with the following statements:>"Xyz Monsters are made from anti-matter, and have traveled here from the other side of a black hole. They're landing in Duels at the speed of light, ready to kick butt and take names.">"Since they've traveled through a black hole to enter our universe, Xyz Monsters live in Reverse Time"konami still loves making fun statements to promote cards
>>153189917Post your favorite character being faster than a hypersonic jet
>>153190353Everyone on the Justice League is big than Goku nowadays.
>>153190353Nope.
>>153190393>not even 50 meters tallNo wonder Ultraman's bigger than Goku.
>>153189937Notice how they only post Retarded light shows in alternate dimensions out of context because the yo-ho-ho verse is actually super featless
>>153190401You weren't supposed to say that...
>>153190401Explain how the posted evidence is out of context and why it matters that it comes from alternate dimensions.
Mind status: Gokubroken
>>153190378>fastest flying pokemon>it's actually ground type>can't learn flyjust throw him with all the other garbage
Goku is bigger than all Ultramen.
>>153190393Yeah bigger in Pilafistan but not in a first world country.
>Solos your favorite verse
>>153190401S-S-S-SHUT UP! THOSE FEATS ARE VALID! THEY DON'T DESTROY ANYTHING AT ALL BUT THEY ARE 100% LEGIT!
>>153190423And Ultraman's 145 feet tall.
>>153189739What's Harry Dresden's power level?
>>153190365In this instance weather the rule is broken or not doesn't fucking matter since the matchup literally exists because of Monty who wanted them to make a fight with his OC vs Maka who was a fan of soul eater. Even more so Soul it literally standard equipment for Maka since he IS her weapon outside help is for Maka would be if she got access to her Father who is a scythe like soul or if she randomly got help from Blair. Bitching about it being a 2v1 when it's against Soul Eater characters is idiotic since you're basically demanding they fight without their primary weapon
>>153190430>...'s laundry
Why are you angry about this?
>>153190430lol, even spiderman solos that fuck
>>153190430Why is Naruto picking on Garfield? What a jackass.
>>153190433Those are meters
>>153190430Loses to one hit from Asta Black Clover
>>153190450>Spider-ManAh, holdsbackman...such a threat...
>>153190443I did not say anything about who would win, all I said was Death Battle broke their own rule.
None of you believe anything you are saying, you’re all actually legitimate frauds
>>153190414Abbyst won
>>153190455No they aren't. Cause most sources are saying he's 50 meters. The same exact height as Ultraman. But due to apes always being hunched over, Ultraman mogs him.
Godzilla is bigger than Goku...in both senses, really.
>>153190469Retard I said nothing about winning in that entire comment. The Rule says no outside help. Soul is not outside help since he is standard equipment for Maka.
Why is his voice so bad? He's supposed to sound manly but he just sounds like a twink trying to cosplay as a big redneck man.
>>153190483Let's see SHITzilla's meat then.
>>153189935Easy
>>153190490Because he's a liberal bitch.
>>153190483Let's not bring dick size into this.
Why is this general filled with a bunch of cuck and rape obsessed faggots?Everytime I take a peak at this general, it's not but rape and cuckold shit. Are people in this general homosexuals? Do you people get off to this shit? And how does any of your smutposts have anything to do with what the thread is about? I don't remember Sonic ever sexually assaulting any of his friends. Let me guess, you use the fact death battle is a internet animated show as an excuse to shitpost.
Kill la Bill
man > apego ahead. prove me wrong
Just because I've never ACTUALLY destroyed a mountainJust because I've never ACTUALLY ran faster than a light jogJust because I've never ACTUALLY tanked anything beyond some building level blowsDoes NOT mean I'm a fraud!!
>>153190401Out of pure curiosity, would you mind posting the feats of your verse?
>>153190495His species doesn't have a tail. That's his cock he's dragging behind him.
>hiding behind GodzillaClassic ultrafag behavior, always asking big bro to fight your battles
>>153190444>higher dimensionDone.Take your fraudulent "Feats" out of here.Show me something REAL, anyone can flash some fancy lights on your face in a alternate world where black Holes are harmless and the sun can't burn you
>>153190503I prefer cute ships where big, men hug cute kitten ladies UwU
>>153190507Goku...
>>153190510No? I'm right here. I said Ultraman stands up straight, while Great Ape Goku crouches/bends his knees a bit, making Ultraman technically taller.
>>153190487Is Soul a separate character from Maka or not? You know that feeling in your chest right now? That's the feeling of you realizing you're wrong. If your "primary equipment" is another character then it's still a 2v1. Maybe put them up against a character that also has another character as a primary weapon then. Duo vs single character is still breaking Death Battle's rule.
>>153190516Someone posted a yugioh character destroying a universe here>>153189998I'm pretty sure that universe stays destroyed too.
>>153189917>>153190061>>153190163>>153189972>>153190378It's often agree in the Pokemon community that Speed stat in the game is more about reaction and attack speed than movement speed.
>>153190507Goku…
>>153190528When why does Bellsprout have a higher physical attack stat than Onix?
>>153190430Naruto is not beating Naruto
>>153190503Yeah, well last digit of my post is your hero's dick size in inches!
>>153190539Cause it wiggles.
J-Just because you can show characters dwarfing planets, stars, galaxies and even planets and stars or even universes being destroyed, and characters and attacks travelling to and through galaxies in seconds doesn't mean y-you're strong. O-out of context, I can't explain h-how, but it just is! No I won't post my verse or any of its feats, for uh no particular reason of course!
>>153190516t. Bleachcuck who just recently got mind broken by Shibai.
Is this just "Dragon Fag melty" day or something?
>>153190503>Do you people get off to this shit?FUCK YES!!! I LOVE GETTING OFF TO RAPE PORN OF MY HERO GETTING GAPED AND WATCHING HIS WIFE GET SCREWED!!! I LOVE SELF INSERTING MYSELF AS THE KEK!!!
>>153190550MHAfag...
>>153190549spoiler: i'm gonna get you >w<!!!
>>153190550Narutobro...
>>153190541TRUTH
he is just throwing bait of all kinds all around. jeez
>peak Amerifat hours>thread turns to shit
BEAST
>All this envy over NarutoIt's really sad, but expected. No franchise has had as big of an impact in our lifetimes, after all.
>>153190516Erm actually the blasts and big bang in the Astral World caused mass genocide there and split apart the Numeron Code, which was the force that created the Zexal universe, and the whole story is them having to reclaim all the pieces again after that flashback sequence.Actually, Antimony, at the end of the duel, dies by being sucked into the black hole he created, sacrificing himself to give Yusei's Duel Runner enough energy to outrun the black hole.Any more copes, sister?
>>153190541I've seen Naruto beat off Naruto before.
Post gay characters
>>153190416>>153189917>Fastest pokemon No? What are you talking about?Neither Garchomp, nor Mega Pidgeot, are anywhere close to being the fastest pokemon Around.Mega Pidgeot is slower than some non legendaries like Electrode, Jolteon, Greninja, and Crobat.The actual top 3 are Regieleki, Deoxys Speed Forme, and Ninjask, after them you have Pheromosa, a bunch of Megas like Aerodactyl and Alakazam, and around there there's Calyrex Shadow Rider I think
>>153190524Please show the specific rule where it states that 2v1 fights are against Death battles rule. Do note by your logic Venom vs Bane and Carnage vs Lucy are 2v1's since neither Eddie Brock and Cleatus require the symbiotes who have minds of their own.
>>153190592
Peak character design. this is why he is my GOAT.
UND MY NAME IS HANSEL
>>153190583Hinata…
>>153190597Whoops meant neither can fight without their symbiotes who have minds of their own lol
>Naruto can use all elements>So he can use Dust Release >So he can just erase anything at a molecular levelCHADruto...
>>153190592HULK SMASH
Now what?
>Ultrafag vanishes>DBSposters vanish>Naruto spawns in out of no whereI'm noticing...
>>153190617No, the only thing that can do that is yin-yang release which Naruto has.
ENTER
STOP IT. STOP HAVING VISIBLE FEATS OF PLANETS AND STARS BEING DESTROYED. STOP TRAVELLING THROUGH GALAXIES. STOP HAVING BIG BANG FEATS. STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING FEATSBEAST YOU CAN EVEN SHOW A MULTIVERSAL COSMOLOGY OF MULTIPLE UNIVERSES. IT! DOESN'T! COUNT!
>>153190628I'm still here. I know it's hard to conceive a series that makes more money than the entire Sonic franchise...
>>153190628>Sonicfag trying to call anyone outOh, fuck off.
>>153190527>Another harmless light show *Yaaaaawn* You guys have real feats or what?>>153190582>[Wall of cope]I'm not reading your shit, post proof of all those fancy animations having actual repercussions in a real world instead of some alternate dimension
>>153190647Pipe down PUP. Your MASTERS are DEBATING.
>>153190628RAPE. APOLOGIST. HAS. ENTERED.
>>153189004>>153190628What are you talking about Samenic
>>153190644Gaston DID this. I was there
Remember, these are characters that they want you to believe they can destroy a planet.
>Actual meltdowns over the most basic bait imaginable I'm surrounded by retards...
>>153190656>this is trying to sound toughEL HOI HOI HOI HOI CUM TO BRAZIL POR FAVOR
>i appear>tripfag immediately postsbros im spooked
Post Bleach doing this.
>>153189745how do you kill laundry
>>153190656No
Stop talking about other series. Only my series gets to have attention.
>CHADgon CHAD triggering moetroons the moment they enter the threadWE OWN /a/ PUP!!!! WE'RE THE FUARKING GODS OF THESE THREADS! CARRY ON, LITTLE DOG!! KEKYROOOO!!!
>>153190683That’s like 5 Mount Everest
MY FEATS ARE VALID, STOP QUESTIONING THEM!
>>153190698Ultraman's bigger than Goku.
>>153190655https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Bruno>He went on to perform a Delta Accel Synchro Summon, which caused the star to explode and caused a supernova, creating a black hole which the loser would be sucked into.>Bruno then used the last bit of energy left in his Duel Runner to give Yusei a boost and escape from the black hole. His Duel Runner malfunctioned soon after, and Bruno was sucked into the black hole which caused his Duel Runner to explode from the immense gravity and consequently kill him.Your cope?
>>153190669>>Actual meltdowns over the most basic bait imaginable>I'm surrounded by retards...this is /dbg/, the shittiest bait always works
My verse is such a fuarking featsbeast that my detractors have to cope that what they can visibly see onscreen doesn't count...
>>153190717OK, who shaved Monsterverse Villain SkarKing?
>Ultrafag and /dbs/ posters come back>Narutoposting instantly ceases>All because of >>153190628hmmm...
>>153190700Post Bleach destroying a single one.
>>153190725
>>153190714>WordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsFunny how the supposed "featChads" need a fucking wiki to showcase their "feats"
>WEAKnic anklebiting so his natural SUPERIORS will give him some attentionIt's all so tiresome
>>153190726lol you said chris-chan was redeemable.
>>153190683Small hill level
Pokémon sucks.
>The rape apologist is shit talking againRemind him that Chrischan is a fat troon.
My DC is Omniversal but my AP ain't even wall level...
>>153190312...(male)
>>153190727>Watching bleach to find absolutely nothing Never
This kick? Can destroy entire planets, apparently.
What's stopping him from creating a black hole right on top of your HERO?
>>153190743I KILL THAT FUCKING SHIT BULL
>>153190732>here is a character blowing up a sun and creating a black hole onscreen>ERM DOESN'T COUNT I NEED CONTEXT!>here's the wiki article describing the exact thing happening and the consequences of said fight>HEH LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED STATEMENTS HUH CHUD!Why are anti-Yugiohsisters so weak and pathetic? Notice how she's yet to post a single feat from any of her verses...
Spoiler: I'm the tickle monster, and I'm gonna GET YOU! >:3
>>153190430>Jobs to Iruka and Kiba's cock
>>153190777All gardevoir has a vagina
I gotta poop, but I ate sunflower seeds yesterday. I'm scared.
>>153190784
>>153190777My hero is faster and makes a bigger one
>>153189974>They can see the curvature of the "Star"Yep, another big fireball.
>>153190786>Actively search up yaoi pornBleachbrothers?!?!?!
>>153190799You only shit one time a day? the fuck is wrong with you?!
>>153190759Yeah, they destroyed the future for the love of the game
*eats a star*
>>153190782>Posts fraudulent feat >Posts wiki page to justify their "feat">"YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU ARE WEAK!"Why are Yo-ho-ho sisters so retarded?I just want to see a real feat, it's not that hard
Are Ashfags still mad about Ash/Yugi?
>>153190817I don't eat 10,000 calories a day fattie, no.
Know the enemy, it might save your life.
>>153190839ERM, JUST BECAUSE IT'S CALLED STAR EATER AND IS VISIBLY SHOWN EATING A STAR DOESN'T MEAN IT COUNTS
>>153190809Yup yup and dragon ball's moon is football sized for the same reason.
>>153190839>Big fireball >Not even being eaten More statements, show me that worm eating a real star
>>153190851Use the lie detector on me
Goku... Stop...!
>>153190849You're eating the food I give to my parrots. I don't consider you human.
>>153190857Yeah. There's a lot of fraudulent verses out there that crumble the second you look at them with a minimum of scrutiny.
>>153190847They're infuriated, it's quite pathetic honestly. Just look at their anklebiting of how things being shown onscreen don't count nor do literal descriptions of what is being depicted
>>153190029Naruto destroyed a multi continent sized tree causal without transforming btw
>>153190881What's your verse?
>>153190890It really shows how he's universal at full strength.
If your "Multiversal" character can't even destroy a real Star they are certified frauds.Simple as that
As /pol/ would sayMy uncle rapes me when I sleep.
>>153190847>>153190885>replying to yourselfGG
LOOK AT THIS FANCY ARTWORK!SEE! I'M MULTIVERSAL!
>Goku>Ultraman>Ash>Yugi>Naruto>Luffy>IchigoSonic beats all of them.
>pokemon fans of all people crying about statementsLol
>of the highest heavensBoom.
>>153190743Fuck you.
>>153190922M
>Pokemon out of nowhere
>>153190922..off.
>>153190933Out of nowhere? >>153190777
>>153190928>>153190885Okay Yugibros, I'll be fair with you guys.Explain to me what's the difference between this and Kratos's "Multiversal Ares because of a wallpaper with Stars" arguments
>>153190901My HERO destroyed a bunch of condensed stars in a side story.
>>153190920>here's a monster the size of galaxies/universes>BUT HOW DOES THAT RELATE TO POWER?!
>>153190922>Literally who furry rodentI didn't realize we had a rat infestation
>>153190960Oh wow, a blind retard that doesn't know the difference between a rat and a hedgehog. How quaint.
>>153190952I mean, a Yugioh character was posted in this thread creating a real black hole in outer space. I agree taking card art at face value is silly, but claiming that posted feats don't count is just pathetic.
>>153190969Oh a talking rodent. I guess he can be a pity win for roofus from kim possible
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>>153190957>big size mean big powerISHYGDDT
Talk about Boruto right now.
>>153190981>roofusESLkun...
>>153190952>Kratos's "Multiversal Ares because of a wallpaper with Stars"Illusion cards exist in Yu-Gi-Oh!
>>153190952>how can you be sure a monster literally called Star Eater shown eating a star is in fact star level>how can you be sure a monster literally called Galactic Spiral Dragon that's literally made up of a galaxy is galaxy-levelIdk, I guess we'll just have to speculate on "DRAGON THAT MAKES A UNIVESE" that shows a dragon making the universe, has the concept art notes state its making a universe and a VBEX article that says its making a universe.
Look, we had a month-long melty from Ashfags after Yugi won, can we not do this again?
>>153190988This isn't /a/
>Talk abou-DIEDIEDIE
>>153190988I want to impregnate Himawari, Sarada, and Chocho (skinny)
>>153191019>Too scared to talk about your superiors
>>153190490He sounded a lot better in the earlier seasons because Ben was just altering his voice a bit and not leaning into a full-on impression.>picrelWas, is and always will be a mistake that they showed us what they looked like.
Talk about Sonic
>>153191058Well gosh, I mean...where to even begin with a multiversal CHAD like him?
>>153190988I want to impregnate Mei (New Era), Anko (New Era), and Chocho (fat)
>PLEASE CARE ABOUT SONIC.No.
>>153191058Silver and Shadow are objectively cooler than him
>>153191081Everyone already does, clearly. People can't shut up about him.
speaking of yugiohyugioh is becoming gooner centralhttps://youtu.be/7K7nPSOdyxc
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.I’m talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Izanagi and Izanami), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using the Infinite Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu, Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
Hey guys
>>153191090>SilverKek
>>153191112>Becoming
REZEBROS??????
>>153191112Pretty sure the only waifu archetype that reaches past City Block level is Vaalmonica, and that's off statements so who cares
>>153191120AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>lose>seethe>bark at your betters>lose again in the halls>seethe more
>>153191118Naruto (adult), Sasuke (adult), Boruto (current), Kakashi (DMS), Kawaki (future),
>>153191118Might Guy(one leg)
>>153191138Bro, your Blue Eyes?
>>153190952Kratos scaling is real and legit Yu-Gi-Oh monsters are just fancy paintings (even if they were real Kratos would no diff them)
>yu-gi-oh talking to themselves to start dramaFaggots, we are here to praise Megamind. Fuck off.
>>153191148You literally just described Kaiba in season 1 of Yugioh.
>>153191176You mean the guy who loses to Gru?
>Go away to take a shower >Return >/dbg/ is STILL falling for the most obvious and shameless bait ever At least tell me you're doing it on purpose...
>>153189888N***** doesn't exist
>>153189908>>153190043Doesn't exisr
>>153191212>exisrESLfag...
>>153190104No
>inbredsuke
>>153190880Okay Jiren the FAT
Post Gru tanking the full power of the sun
>>153191212>exisrSasuQUE...
>>153189888At this point just include every single Franchise posted here, instead of an Arena we are a circus
>>153191258The Amazing Digital Circus?
>>153190430Pic related kills him since he doesn't exist.
>>153191257Funny.
>>153190754(Female)(Biological)(Real)
>>153191199My chat got raided by these twats because I raided their threads to post comics to rebuttle another anon storytiming Melusine. It's going to happen again and the threads will still never recover.
>>153191262Say that again?
>>153191262If it was written like Hazbin Hotel, yeah
>>153190560Shut uo
>>153191277(On opposite day)
>>153191131>>153191132*clenches fist*i'll remember this>>153191138didn't lee from world legacy ended up becoming Avramax's waifu?
>>153191244Post Megamind's destroy gun destroying a building-tier meteor
>>153191016>monster literally called Star Eater shown eating a star is in fact star levelI can't believe Kratos is legitimately a Star buster... He defeated Helios, the Sun God...
>exisr
>>153190988Kys
>>153191313So do we ever actually SEE Helios performing a star-level feat onscreen
>>153190628>>153190726DETECTIVEnic...
>>153191231>>153191257>>153191323Still kys
>>153191285THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS!
>>153191193Of course a Grufag would love to lie.
Just because we can see it happen on screen, is stated and described to be happening by the characters, and guidebooks confirm what is exactly being shown on screen doesn't mean it actually happened
>>153191348Quiet, shitskin. The first worlders are talking.
>>153191348This
>>153191296's opposite day (know as regular day)
>>153191360No
>>153191332Actually... We do. He's moving the sun around in a cutscene if I remember correctly
>>153191348Juan Jose de Diabetico y Sagrada Mariajuana...
>>153191378Can we see it?
>>153191377>Anti-Sonicfags are brown
I AIN'T TAKING MY SNEAKERS OFF, I AM SNEAKERS O'TOOLE
>>153191359I've been saying this for ages, but apparently feats only count if /dbg/ likes your series
>>153191400Mind posting this in /bant/?
>>153191401Of all the things to become a meme...
>>153191403>"feats">post statements
>>153190741Enough about Mount Everest
>>153191403>stars are the size of human-sized girls, have 0 visual representation of being miniature stars and you need statements for it to not be fast fireworks tierYeah I can't imagine why
>>153191410You first.
Did you know: Not a single pro-Sonic IP in /bant/ Death Battle threads can be proved to be definitively white? A total of 2 American IPs can be ascertained, amd the remaining vast pro-Sonic IPs are of the Latinx countries.
>>153191484Why do you obsess over the color of peoples' skin?
>>153191423>The characters themselves recognize the feat as multi solar system level >You can clearly see the feat being performed Touhou downplayers being retarded as always >>153191440The in game Danmaku is not up to scale for obvious reasons, under that Logic you can downplay literally everything in fiction since most depictions of space stuff aren't 100% accurate with the size Not only that but we have multiple sources in canon that confirm the authenticity of said feats
>>153191497Because a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of soNIGGERS.
>>153191497did you know that the skin of your lips are the same color as the skin of your asshole?
>>153191497Knowing that I’m white and you’re not makes me feel good about my life
So... What was the deal with that Anon claiming Mega Pidgeot was the fastest pokemon?That garbage is a Base Greninja Victim
>erm they're not drawn to scaleYeah I can't tell the difference between giant celestial object not drawn to its proper proportions vs human-sized bullets someone tries to pass off as celestial objects either
>>153189720>hulksissies trying to fight another gorillaLet's look at the facts.
Post Superman doing a multiversal feat without amps/outside help.
"Wow, surely we see these impressive feats in the anime or manga where they're not limited by gameplay restrictions"
>>153191541Post ANYONE performing a multiversal feat without the need to clarify anything.
>>153191285Tranny bait btw.
>>153191554Genesis 1:1
>>153191562But enough about Marvel
>>153191530Something about lore? I dunno. Pokémon is a schizo series to try and powerscale. There's like five different universes, all with different rules and levels of power, it's a headache.
>>153191562But enough about DC
since we are shitposting, allow me to show you a spaceship... duel diskhttps://youtu.be/ROCmnb4DeIM
>>153189888Note how almost every jesterverse mentioned here showed up save for MHA and Invincible.
>>153191566HinduBROS!?!?!?!
>Supposed 4+ dimensional character>Only moves in 3D
>>153189720Correct.
>>153191607Everything beyond galaxy level is inherently fraudulent
>>153191616Multi-galaxy?
>>153191530>>153191574Bait. Look at how the very first reply was about Yugioh.>>153189937>>153189917
>>153191623That's still within the galaxy label
>>153191607>The keyword is moveLength Width Height and the fourth is Time. Look at this animation screen, despite being invisible to the objects, it is still there and exist OUTSIDE
ENOUGH about fraudulence and downplay POST WANK!
>>153191616What if a character merges every single multiverse into one universe and we see the results of this?
>>153191655UNIVERSALruto!!!!!!!
>>153190032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFNWvI9V36Q>13:45Oh right, I forgot Mizael literally travelling from Earth to the moon in seconds.And also Orbital 7 detected him moving before he even left Earth
>>153191655MarioGODS, it's our time.
>>153191659That would require a visual representation of a multiverse, something that can't be done without "ehhh actually think thing that looks like X is actually a universe/multiverse"So it would be inherently fraudulent unless the feat is taken as a multi galaxy one
>>153191675...for our vassal, Sonic, to attempt to overthrow us!
>>153191655Dragon Ball Bros... We can finally go all out!
>>153191655You can’t just ask a man to wank in public, you’ll get arrested for that
>>153191659Shockwave…
>>153191676>show as many galaxies on screen as possible>zoom out while continuing to show galaxies until it's around a pixel>show many of these pixels on screen until the number of pixels * number of galaxies that make up each pixel exceeds the estimated amount of galaxies in our observable universe.>you can even zoom these pixels out repeatedly to help even out the loadBoom, that's either universe tier or above it in scope.
>>153191652HOLY SHIT
>>153191675Gold>>153191685Mold
>>153191717That's just multi galaxy level Just our observable universe is full of empty voids, now imagine the entirety of it. Just showing all the galaxies wouldn't even come close to half the entire universe
Shoot I just spilled my 1 billion times muliBETTERversal coffee! I hope no one slips on it.
>>153191755>Shoot I just spilled my 1 billion times muliBETTERversal coffee! I hope no one slips on it.him in questionhttps://youtu.be/s8zbXfIiVwg
>>153191755Hera… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_of_Hera
>>153191806>someone is actually selling this on amazonBlow up the planet.
>>153191806My hero reads this
>>153191806>someone is actually selling this on amazonAnd we MarioGODS bought all available copies.
>>153191806My Hero Yugi Muto reads this and supports the Message
>>153191806My HERO stars in this
>>153191806https://voca.ro/1mCMyozc4y0f
What is actually wrong with jerking off to BBC stuff? It's hot
>>153191750Not really.Assuming you show 1000 galaxies the first time around and a 1000 pixels of each mass zoomout, you would only have to repeat the pixel process around 33 times to get around 10^100 galaxies. At that point, even busting a googol of galaxies exceeds the energy of busting the universe by a significant degree.
>>153191806I hope someone makes a version of these books set in the Pokemon universe, it's my favorite series!
My verse may be comprised of weak featless frauds...BUT I CAN SPAM GAY, KEKOLDRY AND INTERRACIAL FANTASIES STRAIGHT OUT OF MY PORN FOLDER AND FALSEFLAG AS MY OPPOSITION BY PRETENDING TO BE THEM BEING INTO THAT STUFF!
>>153191874As long as Leon is the one Blacking all the girls I'm okay with that
>>153191827...to hand to our pet MONKEYS, the sonicbros, so they can thoroughly study them and inject their newly acquired knowledge into their HERO'S latest releases once Sega finally hires them!
>1. This is my black bull. There are many like him, but this one is mine.>2. His BBC is my best friend. It is my life. I must prep him as I must prep my wife.>3. His BBC, without me, is filthy. Without his BBC, I am useless. I must prep him to breed my wife true. I must consummate the BBC into my sow's disgusting nazi snatch better than the evil Chang who is trying to deprive me of his gift by killing my black bull Tyrone. He must inseminate my wife in front of me before I die of cardiac arrest. He will …>4. My black bull and myself know that what counts in this war is not the secret racist white sows he impregnates, the sexually transmitted diseases he spreads, nor the hellmongrel mutts he fathers. We know that it is the BBC that counts..>5. My black bull is a human being, even more so than I, because his BBC is my life. Thus, I will bow to my bull as a cuck. I will learn his BBC's weaknesses (if he has any), its strength, its anatomy, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the attempts at its life by disgusting incel flyover Israelphobic BBC alergic chuds as I ever guard my favorite Genshin Impact character's honor on on r/gachagaming using my moderator powers. I will keep my BBC clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….>6. Before my God, I swear this creed. My black bull is the future of America. We are the masters of our enemy (Chang and the chuds). We are the saviors of the wh*te race.>7. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no more evil colonizers in Wakanda, Elysium, and Valhalla, but peace!!
>>153190922>Sonic goes to sleep and starts to dream>Gets jumped by Zeztz using Inazuma Plazma
>Mariofag admitted to buying BLACKED shit from a shitpostKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>153191806Spawn reads this daily...just to forget how Terry took Wanda away...
>>153191865Yugi... Shut up, I'm trying to defend you...
Our...hero?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBXK-GD5GNs
>>153191898...because unlike them, we MarioGODS don't need fictional cuckoldry books, we experience the thing in real life.
Powerscale this.
>>153191911r death battle opponent, Ash Ketchum, who made the post I was responding to. I mentioned Yugi because I'm obsessed with him.
My only wincon? Falseflagging as my opponent pretending to be into gay interracial cuckoldry of course!
>>153191906Mario isn't the one officially having his girlfriend taken out on dates by black animals though?
>Ash out of nowhere Can you guys stop mentioning pokemon FOR ONE THREAD!
This thread? All me
https://youtu.be/Se5NjX-cM5I?si=IDtWRzA2GJftFR88
>>153191901Gojo Satoru said this
>>153191946K, b, c, SHITnic said this.
>>153189774I GAPE the blue rat
>>153191806If anyone is curious. I've read it. Basically the plot is that a white boy is trying to defend a white girl, and whores himself out to three black guys.The three black guys fuck the white guy while they were high on drugs. Ends with the white girl getting kidnapped, as the guy who had just got fucked promises to rescue her.>Did you buy it?No. Literally, the pdf file is available free on the internet.
"The strong do what they can and the weak spam gay blacked cuckold fantasies while pretending to be the strong" - Thucydides
>Yuginegros posts a couple of feats of their series >"Hmmm no, I don't think this is valid">They go into a massive thread wide meltdown over me just saying basic shit to discredit their feats>Go away >Return to the thread and they are still fighting the Pokeniggers over my MASTERFUL baitKEK, you guys are my clowns
>>153191901Yugi canonically said this
>Heh, you must feel pretty mad that you got to dominate the thread and post your plentiful featsNot really no
What are the chances of Gohan VS Ultraman Zero actually happening
>>153190618Artist?
>>153190791Men can have vaginas.
My only wincon? RAPING and GAPING that weak ass verse cause I am stronger.
>>153192038Remember when they said they didn't like Homelander vs Omniman and preferred Bardock vs Omniman and still did the former first
>>153189888All we need now is Invincible and the entirety of JESTERforce will have made an appearance this thread
>>153192064Kratos...
>>153192038What was Ultraseven's son's name again? That many chances.
I see the MHAbro is getting uppity again...
>>153192081Why?
>>153192083Why don't you pick on someone your own speed? Like... I don't know? Some Axed series like Undead Unluck or something?
THE STATE OF /dbg/SonicfagRape fantasies HulkfagKratosfagBlossom posterExcelsior NaturofagBakugofagNikifag BBC fantasies PokefagsPost X destroying a planet OnefagSorafagListroon
Baiting my opponent into effortlessly decimating all of their opposition and making fools of them all
>>153192064Asura…
>>153192118Post /dbg/ destroying a mountain.
>>153192093Because no one knows who Ultraman is, much less a random seasonal Ultra. And Gohan is fucking Gohan.
>>153192105Post an MHA character beating a Black Clover character on CANON Battle
>>153192118Post any of those destroying a mountain
Invincible vs OPMInvincible vs MHA
>>153192118WHAT THE FUCK?!I SPAMMED IN THESE HALLS FOR MONTHS, YET I DON'T GET A FUCKING MENTION?!?!?
>>153192140>And Gohan is fucking Gohan.Who?
yup yup! Looks like Sonic won another thread!!
>>153192140>Because no one knows who Ultraman isI'm pretty sure a moderate number of people know about Ultraman
>>153192158Minafag...
Harder Better Faster Stronger
>>153192176>I'm pretty sure a moderate number of people know about UltramanOh, I know about him! It's the evil Superman guy!
>>153192192Dawg not even DCfags know who that is
Where tf were you guys these past hours? I had to check if the general got /trash/ed or something.
>>153192158Yu-Gi-Ohbros...
>>153192167Nevermind, my fault guys, I meant to post this on a blacked /gif/ thread
>>153192180... than a street level jobber.
>>153192157I'm not going to lie bro, after that pathetic fight this season I'm kinda demoralized You know it's bad when a fight between Viltrumites looks less impressive than the fight Deku and Bakugou had during the first half of their first year in highschool...
>>153192206I'm going to fuck your butt now
>>153192038I'm inclined to bet it mostly depends on how well Geats vs Nero might perform, it's a fun matchup with lots of choreography potential but as that other anon has mentioned it's not impossible for them to waste either character (most likely Gohan) on worse match ups first.
>>153192209>projecting your BBC fantasies onto LORDnicYour hero?
>>153192236I'm already in your house. Already sissified your father, too. You are next, nigga.
I wish we did get more obscure series on Death Battle, really. Since the Kickstarter Era, it's been Buffy and nothing else, really.
>try to bait my sworn enemy>he never takes itOne is the loneliest number...
>>153192251KINGLORDnic, who RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their verses, of course!
>>153192254They already warned us about the lack of diversity when going indie because now every episode needs to make money
>>153192251Shadow the Hedgehog, of course!
>>153192259no lies detected
>>153192252Not if I feminize you first, and I'm fucking swallowing your chastity cage's key
BAKER! WHERE IS MY NEW BREAD?! THIS ONE IS STALE!!!
>>153192313
MHAfags, it's okay to lose.You can't win every fight.So what if the LOV couldn't defeat Giovanni?So what if Nidoking beats Shigaraki to death?So what if Mewtwo just turns AFO into a flesh cube?So what if your dubious wank and cloud scaling couldn't get the win?So what if even the weakest Pokemon outscales your endgame heroes and villains?You should be proud of your fraudulent accomplishments.So when Giovanni wins, please accept it with dignity.Please don't be like the Asurajeets and seethe about it for a whole year.Please don't seethe about it and demand a pity handicap win like with the past three matchups.Please be... Better men.
