Who will win
MHA lost.
These threads are a cancer, they should be moved to /b/
The KING has arrived.
>>153184806/trash/You mean /trash/
>>153184863Yeah that would work.
>>153184767I see Megamind winning if he gets the Metroman Serum, minions are to unreliable and are more likely to fuck up saving Gru as opposed to the brain bots which are more quadinated and have no free will. Megamind also has way more brain bots so he should be able to defend himself more reliably. Minions are incredibly easy to distract. Megamind notices they like bananas and its basically over for gru. Brainbots just gets every banana in the area and draw the Minions away. Megamind still has brainbots left while Gru has to rely on himself. Megamind's mechs, Serum, and braibots then seal the deal imo. Gru's shrink ray could cause a probelm for the mechs but Megamind could easily use that moment he needs to charge it to speed blitz with metroman powers and cut Gru in half. Pretty excited for this fight thoughm can really go either way. Nice it isnt a shit stomp like the last few fights. Those werent even fun to debate because of how much of a stomp they were.
>>153184842https://youtu.be/hwR6teRhmlc?t=77&si=Z2uMzk_EVX3G6mSU
>>153184767all of Megamind's instant wincons coming from a single weapon will be his downfall since the De-gun can easily be taken and used against him or just flat out destroyedhis other wincons are:>a weapon that'd also kill him if he's not out of range>a suit that has an entire short showing how unreliable it is >his fragile brainbots caging everyone >and something he will never use on himself in-character so yeah Gru is winning
Only ever watched the first Despicable Me, can Gru match Megamind dripwise?
>>153184975>>153184912The world would be better off if you people killed yourselves.
>>153184912>>153184975It does seem like the battle hinges on whose critical weaknesses Death Battle will choose to selectively ignore.
Tick tock
>>153184767Megamind
>>153185097Im just assuming they are giving both everything so Megamind will have the serum and use it on himself. I see it like them accepting Neo Metal Sonic doing a Kamehameha. The minions are indestructible but again they can be easily distracted and Megamind has a shit ton of brain bots. Just got to distract the minions with bananas then speed blitz Gru with Metroman speed. Feel like Megamind is to smart and aware in fights to not catch the Minions being distracted by bananas. (Assuming this fight takes place in a city and not a empty neutral field or some shit) I'm not gonna throw a fit if Gru wins though. He has many valid win cons and if Megamind doesnt get the serum it's even more in his favor.
>>153185133>No valid counter to being infected by anti-life equation>Infects or eats his friends and allies before spreading infection across all Ultra timelines and dimensions killing the multi verse
>>153185182Who are you?
>>153185182dceased was absolute shit, just a ripoff of marvel zombies which was already edgy trash
>>153185204Marvel Zombies was pretty funny.
>>153185191>Zoomer Man Zero glances at a screen with the anti life equation on it and loses all free will instantly
>>153184842Kratos is a KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Why is the zombie faggot trying to latch onto Zero out of nowhere
>>153185182>>153185259I don't get who you're arguing for.This isn't Darkseid's power, it's an out-of-control disease that killed Darkseid first. There's different versions of the equation, like the time it was a living person in Cosmic Odyssey. The version Darkseid used was Final Crisis, and many people resisted that.
>>153185259Why are you ranomly talking about this lame shit
>>153185327
>>153185296Also DCeased isn't canon to the DC multiverse
>>153184975he has shrink tech too
>>153185359Gru's shrink tech is better
Gabriel?Gabriel probably solos your verse.
>>153185296I've always felt that it should be just an equation used to break a civilization's free will.
>>153185374>hits a minion or elephant>with a laser>doesn't shrink them any smaller than a thimble>not permanent>Megamind's shrink tech is smaller than the eye can see>comes in grenade AND gun form>permanent
>>153185406Dr House victim
>>153185451Gabriel puts Dr. House into a reality of mischief for eternity.
>>153185451Dr House vs Columbo when?
>>153185327K,b,c
>>153184806Ban what? Threads based on an independent animated show? That would be super desingenuous for a board called "comics and cartoons"
>>153184767>Without Death Battle Threads the only semi consistent activity in /co/ are the endless Invincible Threads
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153185508I can see every thread just fine
>>153185507This is how shills type
>>153185430where's his gun or the smaller than eye can see thing? I've only seen the big visible bomb from the comic that shrank 1 guy to knee-height.A gun like Gru's has wider range and scope, like shrinking the moon.
>>153185523You might as well be a bot.
>>153185532Your not on /v/. Go away.
https://x.com/i/status/2042996391455121897
>>153185523Yes yes, get a fat L in your match with Luffy so superior characters in the verse can go to their matches with a positive score.
>>153185560Shills don't just exist for videogames.
>>153185164The thing about the serum is that we know Metro Man's powers have a learning curveMegamind wouldn't instantly know how to make it all work immediately
>don't just exist for
>>153185646THOMAS LOOK OUT THEY ARE GONNA TANK THAT AND YOU'LL DIE!!
>>153185547Because I say things that are true?>>153185580Luffy isn't even building level, so I dunno what you mean.
>>153185507Most of the discussion is on fiction in general including blatantly non-/co/ topics
>>153185544https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qpVLafefL18&t=2074>A gun like Gru's has wider range and scope, like shrinking the moon.While it did shrink the moon that doesn't really mean much when it doesn't shrink minions or elephants very much. Megamind could still realistically order his army when shrunk if he can ride a brainbot, and those can feasibly use items like his De-Gun, unlike Gru or minions who will shrink into nothingness
>>153185686You can wank Luffy to continental and he now has toon force.
>>153185705And Naruto scales to universal Kaguya.
>>153185697It's perfectly on topic with the theme of the show. Which is a defacto cartoon made by indie creators.Banning this on /co/, the board for comic and cartoon discussion would be extremelly disingenuous.And no, having anime characters doesn't make it anime, the reqirement for it to be anime would be being made in Japan. Which this show isn't.
"Scaling" might be the most nonsensical part of your deathbattle faggotry, along with the desire to say absolutly everything and every one is faster than light
>>153185731Anon, when the show died these threads continued 24/7 because they became general vs debate threadsDeath Battle should not be on /co/
Could Luffy avenge Ace?
>>153185701oh cool it's from the gameI actually thought you meant "the weapon is smaller than the eye can see" lol. Nevermind then
Okay /co/, which teen chosen by alien tech suit wins this?
>>153185754Yes.
>>153185731Its a 'general' that only exists to spam itself, it either needs removed or moved to its own containment area.
>>153185757Yeah I noticed that I worded that retardedly after I posted it kek sorry about that
>>153185761literal retarded jobberMAX FUCKING STEELliteral who jobber
>>153185705>toon forceI hate when people bring this up. Gear 5 is "toony" but it's not like he can just do anything.
>>153185804VSBW be like>Reality Manipulation (formed black paint out of thin air, took his scar off and put it back on, multiplied his eyeballs when they launched out of his head)
>>153185754Maybe, but it's a lame match and Luffy has at least 5 better options (Plas, Reed, DK, Naruto, Captain Marvelous)
>>153185735You sound like someone who's favorite character got Fodderized by a scalingCHAD
>>153185507This general is in the way of them spamming the board with the same match up every day till they get the perfect screencapable thread agreeing with their agenda. If they try they just get told to come here. If they come here they get told Sonic RAPES and GAPES their hero the Kratos TEACHES them. They can't take screen caps of that to reddit and instagram and go "look 4chan says x beats y too".
>>153185182>non-canon zombie slopembarrassing
>>153185761Max clears both those frauds
>>153185182>>153185259>Ultraman Cosmos uses healing aura.Lol nothing personel.
Who wins Omniman or Castlevania Dracula
>>153185720No he doesn't.
If Megamind will use his game weapons then The Minions get their ability to time travel from Minion Rush
>>153185913That's actually all these threads are, autists who want to shit on series but need it to be in a way they can bullshit is supposedly 'objective' or 'scientific'.They need to rank their dislike and try and get it validated by others.
>THE Kratos TEACHES them
>>153185988Yes, he does.
>>153185974DRACULA I CHALLENGE YOU*SUN DISC ATTACK*>NO MULTIVERSAL SCALING?*oneshots*
4chan says Kratos beats Composite Fiction.
And 4chan is right.
>>153186027The famous leet hacker known as 4chan?
>>153186002>loses to Danhausen
>>153186012This is actual mental illness.
>>153186027...until he runs into big bro Spawn
>>153185995Veela, huh? Urpain nunu ta het. *Timetravels to the day Megamind landed to turn him into a Minion*
I'm surprised at the lack of Mario Sonic shitflinging yesterday, did both those fags get banned or something?
>>153186072You DARE question DRACUTOS?
>>153186108>Infinite>Infinite (far faster than before)Even 5 year olds would look at you side-eyed and tell you to knock this shit off if you were playing together.
>>153186108>>>>>>>Infinite>>>>>>>>Far faster than before
>>153185720People will say shit about Kaguya but we saw in Boruto's novel 3 how ridiculous the void they create these dimensions on are. They tear the fabric of space and time apart.
>>153186102Yeah. Samenic got banned a few days ago after posting KYS LISTTROON like 100 times in a single thread.
>>153186108But can he cover his eyes when it’s sunny? I think not.
>>153186108>who can kill distance itself to attack his enemies instantlywat?
>>153186127>>153186131>>153186150DRACUTOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>153186159https://gyazo.com/20564ecd64ccf363a102bfb208e5b759this is the justification for infinite speed Castlevania
>>153186174I’m not that handsome
>>153185999Yeah, Basically.You can even trace back whatever Powerscaling narrative is trending on /dbg/ to the last character that made them seethe.>Hateboner for any kind of scaling, statements, lore, and anything but cinematic on screen feats That's because Kratos Mindbroke this place after winning >Hateboner for Could displacing feats (or any on screen feat that doesn't involve huge destruction)That's because Deku mindbroke this place after winning >Current hateboner against FTL scaling as a whole That's because Bakugou mindbroke this place after winning and that's the only thing you can criticize about the way he was scaled Expect a new wave of seething about whatever gives Traveler the W over Aang once that episode drops.
>VSBWStay.
>>153186174Senator Armstrong?
>>153186236ninjas call me the parfait
>>153186248because you're fruity and creamy?
>>153186145I hope it was permanent.
>Fag makes blogspot on MeGrumind>Comments full of people clowning on him and his 'research team's' take>Has melty getting mad>Tries to backtrackXitter powerscalefags have to be THE most pathetic powerscalefag subspecies.>>153185327Kratos really doesn't have a counter to Dante or Doomslayer just shooting him to death. H's had several moments getting winded/put off by piercing attacks.
>>153186005>needed 5 people to beat her>couldn't even kill her either, had to literally land a SINGLE HAND on her because of the super seals her son had given Naruto and Sasuke>uhhhhhhhhh dey scale to her even though she could have killed them almost instantly if that was her intentionkek
>>153186272>Megamind's strongest soldierLMAO
>>153186227Are those actually what the website claims?
>>153186264BECAUSE I'M SWEET IN THE CUT
Kaguya is the God tree's ego, not an actual character.The real Kaguya died uppon eating the fruit.
>>153186292The caveat is that it specifies the Fenton suit or tech gets Tucker to the level they're claiming.This is because the comic had 'nuke level explosions' in the Ghost Zone fuck with time, or something.
>>153186301Fucking KEK
>>153186292Not anymore, he got nerfed to wall level and subsonic.
>>153186301>Demon Slayer shirtOhnonononono
Is there even a single character not claimed to be moving at the speed of light or faster by the people who post this shit?
>>153186273>>153186319Like, it couldn't be more obvious, right? She is crying because egos keep the memories of their loved ones but they still have a desire to eat.
>>153186174>>153186301Context???
>>153186272>Are Xitter powerscalers the most pathetic?They're more upfront in their stupidity, at the lesst.
>>153186224>That's because Kratos Mindbroke this place after winningThe hate for lore and statements was a thing ever since Krasura was announced. The reason is not even so much lore but rather “lore” or straight up fanfiction and lies made for Kratos to win. It’s made even worse when the guy he fought was literally the worst person for Kratos’ reputation, where literally all of his scaling come from onscreen feats with no bullshit.
>>153186364This is a Truth Nuke though?
>>153186372>literally all of his scaling come from onscreen feats with no bullshitCan I see him destroying a star?
>>153186362Some Sam Reimy Doc Oct looking fucker in Cali in a Demon Slayer Shirt came to this dude's house, said he was a famous wizard from a novel, rang the bell, crashed out, demanded to see the person's daughter, broke in, and then almost got beaten by a dude carrying a shovel.
>This is a Truth Nuke though?
>>153186356>>153186319I don't think the ayys die when they eat the fruit.Kaguya's good nature had been killed when her peacecuck husband tried to murder her when she was pregnant because she defended herself and killed people who tried to kidnap her for a neighboring lord. His archers then killed her handmaid in front of her.
Is this the most iconic moment in Death Battle history?
>>153186394>Can I see him destroying a star?Yeah, true ending DLC.
>>153186419nah, lopibat saying 'i am the night faggot' wins.
>>153186419Nah, it’s only the second behind…
Kratos winning was way funnier, so I'm okay with Asura biting the dust
Kratos is just another holds back man from how his fan boys scale him.>Oh my son has been kidnapped >I will hold back and NOT use my infinite speed to catch up with his kidnapper.
>>153186419>>153186435ENOVGH!
>>153186438This. It made these threads better.
>>153186441He had to cross infinite distances so it cancels out. Every step in the GOWverse is an infinite unit of measurement.
>DB says character can do thing>They never actually do thingHow many times was this the case?
>>153186481every single oneevery. single. one.not even Asura is quintillion times universal because he destroyed a big statue
What's his VS matchup?
What would be the vaguest deathbattle possible? As in, the characters' feats and powers are all surrounded by a veil of secret, rumors and unreliable narrator, but that can still be measured in some fashion?I think it would be WoD's Caine vs 40k's God-Emperor of Man.
>>153186457But these threads are dogshit.
>>153186526LOTR vs Elder Scrolls
>>153186526I don't think DB wants to risk the wrath of GW. No way they will touch anything made by them. The lore for 40k especially is stupid and contradicts itself all the time. >The chaos gods are super powerful and can never lose!>They get rekt by randos all the time and can't even break out of the warp at will on their own.
>>153186408Look here, Zetsu literally tells us the truth. "The God tree is mother herself [...] Mother's will"That what egos are. She's exactly like Jura.And then we also know that the tree was activated at least once during her stay in the Ninja World. How did she do that without sacrificing an ootsutsuki? She was the only one around.
>>153186566The tree went after her two sons because of her memories, they were her loving sons. Her ego chose them as its target.
>>153186301>HELLO, DOOR TO DOOR WOJAK DELIVERY
>>153186563>I don't think DB wants to risk the wrath of GW.That is fair.
>>153186102Mariojeet officially lost so there's not much to argue about.
>>153186526GEM has BS feats based on that fight against not lex luthor, but even those are heavily uh...Dependent on interpretation due to purple prose. Caine only real "feat" (scaling) was raping and gaping a bunch of ultimate jobber mages.
>No arguments against universal scaling NarutoFeels good!
>>153186301The aggressive bell ringing dude.
>>153184806The Gru vs Megamind threads have been great just by seeing anons analyze very seriously kids movies with silly gadgets. It’s what Death Battle was made from.
>>153184842Capcucks TREMBLE.
>>153186145>posting KYS LISTTROON like 100 timeskek, maybe I was too harsh on the Sonicfag, that's pretty based.>>153186678It is funny to me how this joke matchup is generating more hype and discussion than highly requested anime matchups.
>>153186640Naruto had terrible control of hagoromo's powers and he couldn't access to much of them in the brief time he had them.I'm sure Hagoromo himself is universal, fuck it, I'm going to say it.But Naruto? No fucking way.
AW YEAH, I'M THE STRONGEST! I CAN FIGHT ANYO-W-Wait, we're doing this WITHOUT rampant chainscaling? I-I have an appointment somewhere else, sorry!
>>153186804Goku...
>CapcucksKINGtos... America WILL pay reperations to BIPOC and LGBTQ+... I swear it...
>>153186788No one has any concept of what a 'universe' is, the sheer vast scale involved.
>>153186804Any MHA character...
>>153186804...
>>153186788We're not fucking doing this. We're not pretending Naruto isn't universal all of a sudden.
>>153186804Megamindsura...
>>153186804kratos...
>>153186857>All of a suddenHe never was.
Reminder
>>153186823the universe is fucking scary.the less I talk about it the better.
>>153186857Naruto will lose to Luffy and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>153186909It was generally agreed upon that he was universal for years.>>153186952Except Luffy isn't even building level.
How does Kratos even get wanked to Multiversal+++ when official sources show him struggling against bears and bulls and stuff?
>>153187059Because deathbattle is literal nonsense with no more meaning to its bullshit than two little kids arguing in a sandbox
Naruto's been sub-planet level for the longest time, I'm pretty sure people only started wanking him to solar system-universal after Bleachfags did the same with Ichigo
>>153187059He beat the guys who created the multiverse
Can we just agree that Naruto is the luckiest shonen protag?
>>153187059The World Tree is bugger than an infinite dimensional worldtree according to THE LOREThor destroyed the worldtree in an alternate timelineIn this timeline, Ragnarok shook the world tree’s roots. Freyr temporarily pushed back ragnarok using a magic spell. Kratos is buffer than Freyr and his man-boobies are musclier than Freyr, so Kratos is stronger than Freyr’s magic spell. So Kratos’ man-boobies can shake the worldtrees roots. The worldtrees roots are the size of 9 Billion Universes lowballed if measured by a bad mural painting.
>>153187059Interpretation of country-sized realms being universal. A lot of flowery statements being taken literally, like when Freya said Yggdrasil transcends space and time (even though she was speaking philosophically and the fate of the tree was bounded to the fate of the planet).
>>153187092Kaguya is universal and Naruto beat her. So he scales to her.
>>153187116>Thor destroyed the worldtreeWhy does everybody keep peddling this narrative? Ragnarok was the only one who did actual damage to the tree. Ratatoskr did not make a single mention of Thor hurting the tree but did so for Ragnarok.
Reminder according to G1 that Kratos is 10^30 universal.
>>153185761Idk about the comic Tech Jacket.But in the tv show she's a giga jobber that needed to be saved several times.The only battle she won was against that shitter from the mafia organization and against a variant Mark, but some of these variants are fodder and that one seems to be one.Anyway. Shouldn't MegaMan Starforce be on this list?
>>153187175That doesn't make sense.
>>153187180It's because the in-universe myths say Thor splintered the world tree when he sent Jormungandr back to the past.It's also weird because you'd think DB would actually use that instead of the weird Ragnarok shit given Kratos actually beat Thor.
>>153187186lowballed
>>153186952Naruto will get cubed by wanked composite LukeLuffy will get shitstomped by Fernus scaled Plastic Man so they can make DC look good (That joke character? Solos One Piece)
>>153187186I think I'm getting a twitch in my eye at this amount of bullshit babble. Back in my day we just said our guy punched real hard and we had fun with it, we didn't invent faux-mathematic poetry trying to pretend it was an academic pursuit.
>>153187186Reminder that Ceto only created the water on Earth as shown by the GOW Ascension cutscene and literally stated by the narrator. G1 is fucking insane.
>>153187186>Kratos would scale to thisYou could say this about every single feat in fiction
>>153186745Because most anime matchups are the same>X character punches faster or has a reality bending power so they winAnd they’re characters from action stories, so you just get a less cool version of their fights than the source material most of the time. Meanwhile these silly cartoon characters spend 90% of their screentime being the butt of the joke, and now get a chance to kick ass. In an ideal world, these are the battles that would take priority in DB over shonen crap. We can still have those, but save it for the good matchups rather than what’s trendy.
>>153187206comic Tech Jacket has a feat where he throws someone so hard at the sun that an explosion is visible on it which I think was calculated at small planetary
KINGtos won. Get over it. CANON Battle is and will always be correct.
>>153187212It’s part of a false prophecy though. Mimir doesn’t actually know if that actually happened. He just says “it is said…”. The same prophecy had Sutr dying to Thor and Odin. Nobody actually knows how Thor sent back Jormungandr in time. Ratatoskr would absolutely mention Thor if he actually damaged the tree like Kratosfags think he did.
>>153187328The plot of Ragnarok is Kratos averting this prophecy by being a Better Man.
>>153187328>It’s part of a false prophecy though.Thor did send The World Serpent back to the past though
>>153186804Mario...
...won
't be getting more posts this threadwe're not going back Mario Marionic shit
>>153187354>Thor did send The World Serpent back to the past thoughThat’s what I said but no one actually knows if that was because of the tree, otherwise Ratatoskr would have informed Kratos of that like how he did for Ragnarok. Groa's false prophecy had Surtr dying to Thor and Odin but Odin killed Thor and Odin got killed by Kratos and his gang before Ragnarok destroyed Asgard.
>wonNot. so. fast. (get it? Because Mario isn't fast, like, at all)
I vow to be a BETTER MANTo LISTEN when a woman speaksTo KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choiceTo SHOW that Black Lives MatterTo ALLY the LBGT+ communityTo BEFRIEND immigrantsTo PROTECT trans kidsTo REJECT past featsTo TRUST in the power of statementsAnd to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN
>>153187484Will you ROAR though?
>>153184912>Metroman serumTakes way, way too long to start functioning. He'd also only reach Tighten levels which is still manageable. >minions are to unreliable and are more likely to fuck up saving GruThem being a bit stupid sometimes doesn't change the fact they've been a very consistent help whenever things got serious. Three minions (3) locked the fuck in and demolished the Vicious 6 at the end of Minions 2. They're absolutely reliable. This post is just flanderizing Gru's side to look better, when the minions aren't selfish beings and will absolutely not betray their boss at a moments notice when they went out of their way to save him even when other villains were right there.
>>153187491Tighten levels is being generous since Tighten had to train to hone his powers
>>153187490....
>>153187510I doubt Tighten just skyrocketed physically after he already unlocked his powers, it was moreso him training to know how to use them I'd guess.
>>153187207This is powerscaling 101, my man.
>>153187599It doesn't make sense, and is one of the reasons this religion of yours is so flawed
>>153187527I LOVE YOU!
If they claim that Megamind's Metroman Suit from the shitty sequel series can scale even partially to Metroman's demonstrated speed, I think Megamind wins hands down. I'll even call how the fight will end.>Gru's forces will end up seemingly overwhelming Megamind>Gru will hit him with some sure kill tech he has and seem like he won>Then suddenly everything explodes with weird tech traps completely nullifying everything Gru has as Megamind appears behind him with the Dehydration Gun pointed at his back>Gru will ask how he could have possibly done all that>Megamind will then laugh and tell him he "took a break" the same way Metroman did in the Megamind movie, reaching relativistic speeds to run around and set up everything in a second earlier on>Gru will then ask him if he could do all of that, why not just kill Gru when he was moving at such super speed>Megamind will laugh and explain that this is the difference between a villain, and a super villain>Hits Gru with the Dehydration Gun then stomps the cube>KO
>>153187629>"Nuh-uh!"Wow, great argument.
>I'm sorry but the old Kratos can't come to the phone right now.>Why?>Because he's DEAD!
>>153186924FUNNY. I remember Minion getting hit ONCE, and already out of the fight vs Tighten
>>153187661Deathbattle is too focused on the Death part, its just edgefaggotry.
>>153187709LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
>>>/vp/59161114Powerscaling in the pokemon board
There are times I wish the show wasn't called "Death Battle" because sometimes the deaths are just unnecessary and overly edgy for no reason. It works in some episodes, like villains fighting villains, but like with Gru and Megamind it just doesn't work.
SUPER DUPER DIAPERBIG MESSY SHARTS*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>153187801This proves you fags are just using /co/ like a parasite.
>>153187814Cry more.
>>153185382Thought this was alien x from the thumbnail lmao
>>153186678It’s not that great and it’s pretty one sided if you include Gru’s entire arsenal and feats. The fact that each minion can also wield those gadgets and then some makes this a stomp even if you include Metroman and Minion
>>153186745Oh you misunderstand, he replied KYS listroon 100 times...to himself in a 100 post reply chain comprised entirely of himself
>>153187814>YOU SICK FUCKS! YOU STICK TO A GENERAL TO YOURSELVES! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR SINGLETON GENERAL THAT'S REALLY FAST!
I'm here to cry, weep, and sob.
>>153187803Yeah, some MUs are just worse when you force one of the combatants to kill the other.Specially because DB loves to make heroes fight other heroes
>>153187993I’m not even here though.
>>153187993We know, Ultrafag
Jannu? My wife.Goku? Lost.The abbyst? Won.
>>153188036Jannu is a WHORE
>>153188036Jeanne is MY wife. Do not bring her up here.
BOO!
>>153188015Yeah, but it's too late at this point. You know people would be like "Oh, so MY hero died, and this one doesn't?!" and they'd bitch and moan.
Give them a duo match up
>>153188020Nice to see that the /dbspics/ are still throwing a tantrum over Ultraman.
>>153188063>Spacebattles’ victim
>>153188092>DBSDBSDBSDBSDBS
>>153188047>>153188043Samefag
>>153188043>>153188047DifferentCHADS
>>153187801Those guys are fucking retards. They keep using gameplay mechanic as a form of gotcha.
>>153187432That’s because Kratos averted that “fake” prophecy by being a Better Man.
>Character creates a starry pocket dimension>INSTANT UNIVERSAL>Character breaks out of the pocket dimension>INSTANT UNIVERSAL+
>>153188165Why does everyone want to be universe level?
gonna rate the quality of powerscaling i've seen throughout communitiescomicvine > this thread > spacebattles >>> vsbattle wiki = death battle >>>>>>>>>>>>> twitter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> youtube comments
>>153188104Yes, they where the only ones throwing multi-thread wide tantrums over Ultraman.
>Other types of media giving their characters specific abilities and gimmicks and nothing else>Video Game characters getting every fucking ability under the sun like its nothing
>>153188189Spacebattles=Comicvine>>>>>>>>Other places=Garabage=this place>>>>>>>>>>>>Twitter>>VSBW≥Youtube commentsAt the very least you can find truly niche series in the youtube section, meanwhile in vsbw it is just wank.
>>153188179After Goku vs Beerus, everyone got crazy about dimensional/universal scaling, and a bunch of unintelligent, impressionable hoodweebs joined communities at the time. This led to the retarded levels of scaling we see today.
>>153188196...in my schizo delusions.
>>153188228>i-i totally didn't take a height joke and make it about popularityUltraman is bigger than Goku (literally)
>>153188224>GarabageI meant garbage
>>153188165I hate these dumb starry space feats because once you apply this logic every retard and their Aunt Suzanne becomes uni+
>>153188234>goku out of nowhere
>>153188224desu the average stuff in comicvine is better than in spacebattles but spacebattles have not been thoroughly colonised by niggers, so they shut down retarded logic fast, this is pretty agreeabledunno about "other places" though, 7 of these entities basically congregate all of powerscaling community
>>153188261Yes, a Gokuspic threw a three thread wide meltdown because I said Ultraman is bigger than Goku (Ultraman's 145 feet tall, Goku's 6'1 at most, I think?)
Can't wait until Gohan vs Ultraman Zero happens and GODhan one-taps that shitty robot.
Tick Tock
It's 2026 and ultrafag is still mumbling about the height drama
>robot
>>153188282They're aliens.
>>153188274>Goku's 6'1Not even. He's only 5'9".
Post characters with rape powers
It's 2026 and DBSpics are still crying over Ultraman.
>>153188300>>153188304Okay? And?
Mogged.
>>153188309THE STRONGEST RAPIST IN FICTION
>>153186174powerscale Harry Dresden
>>153185182What character would get credit for this "win"?
>this fucking mad because the DBcast prefers Ult Zero fighting Gohan over Mark
The last Space Ape that tried to fight an Ultraman got blown up so just chunks of flesh and it's head with smoke coming out of it's eye sockets, where left on the ground. Funny, the one who did it was Zero's father.
VSBW Ultraman RAPES and GAPES every version of Sonic btw
>>153186652
>>153185761That version of Max Steel beat a planet destroyer, and later an adaptoid designed to destroy said planet destroyer.
>>153188353It's her
>>153185761Max steel has destroyed a planet on screenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac0JrdAmqbY&list=LL&t=111s>inb4. why it is in spanishSpics like Max steel alot, for reasons.
>>153185761Blue Beetles EAT them they are lunch
Why does /dbg/ hate when these guys and their series are brought up
>>153188401Cause they're upset they don't know anything about them and it makes them worried that their favorite series might lose to alien with lightbulbs for eyes and mcbugman kickemhard.
>>153188401Because how DARE anyone bring up something that didn't already get a million episodes.
we need more yugioh
Dragon Ball WARPED me...
>>153188386>for reasonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5EhIxoe20Oh I actually watched a video on this. Basically, Max Steel is a reimagining or reboot of a previous series and in that series Max Steel was the son of this protagonist of a really popular toy brand in Latin America so that was popular there and by association so was the reboot
>>153188468powerscaling as a whole...
>>153188401ultraman here has a listtroon-tier schizophrenic that retraces his melties constantly and talks nonstop about dbspics and the gohan matchup/m/ schizos are a hundred times more insufferable than any fag that ever frequented these halls (maybe except panpedo)
>>153188504Didn’t read, but Gohan wins against this literally who
>>153188504but what about kamen rider
>>153188504>i-it's the ultrafag throwing the meltiesUltraman's bigger than Goku. :)
>You ran up a long flight of stairs>you see me standing after an intense battle with the Janny>I turn around to see you>I smiled>blood begins to drip from my mouth>said this words>"Anon, I'm sorry... I lost...>fall down>die
>>153188518They are literally the same person or at least refugees from /tv/ or /toy/
>>153188274Take your meds
>>153188516Dude, Goku can't even beat the weaker Superman. Ultraman is stronger than Superman.
>>153188504I have been on /m/ multiple time and the problem comes from the board in general. Those dickheads have their own head shoved far up in their own ass. They are that full of themselves. So of course the schizos there will be worst.
>>153188528>or at least refugees from /tv/ or /toy/I severely doubt /tv/ has any tokufags
Pretty cool feat for Kaguya, actually.
/toy/'s still around? Color me actually shocked.
>>153188534Proof?
>>153188274>a Gokuspic threw a three thread wide meltdown because I said Ultraman is bigger than Goku (Ultraman's 145 feet tall, Goku's 6'1 at most, I think?)What the fuck is this retard talking about? This is like, the fourth or fifth time he brings up this melty but I've never seen anything like this.
NaruCHAD
Lucario won
>>153188384My steadfast companion
How it felt making Artemis retire
I really want to have an honest Goku vs Superman discussion but no one here is an actual good powerscaler or wants to argue to find the actual reasonable outcome instead of just ragebaiting.
>>153188581I said 'Ultraman is bigger than Goku' and I meant it literally, the dbspic who migrated from /a/ threw a massive meltdown saying 'Goku sells more, is more well known, is in the Macy's parade, isn't stuck in just Japan, sells more toys'. And then they did this for three threads, and are STILL doing it to this day.
>>153188534Superman can't reliably beat anyone beyond planetary level. His strongest version is not even a platonic ideal and gets raped by 10 billion suns.
>>153188592Lucario? All I see is 4 sluts that crave HUMAN COCKS
>read a random series>character does a million reps of punches and jumps in 10 seconds>also clears a bunch of clouds and the rain with a punchHoly FVARK
>>153188615Okay. Can you show me threads of this melty happening?
>>153188572Superman can't solo an entire alien race trying to take over Earth.Ultraman did it in under 3 minutes in his second episode.
>>153188617 listtroon suddenly spawn from the abyss. Curious
>>153188639Sure, lemme spoon feed ya.
>>153188504Ultrafag = Listroon
>>153188653Huh, that's a new one. Shame you let Listroon live rent free in your head.
>>153188609impossible because GvS 1, 2 and 3 are spiritually raped creations only fit for shitposting and it's pretty boring anyway
>>153188662>quick to defend listroon Curious
>>153188645>>153188673stop noticing
>>153188665Most viewed is not boring
Reminder, Goku stomps Saint Seiya and Godzilla stomps Ultraman
>>153188665Goku vs Superman is literally THE debate. No other matchup elicits as much emotion or attention.
>>153184806Anti-sissy....
>>153188685appealing to the lowest common demominator is death battle's core goal, and it has done so multiple times with objectively boring dogshit fights like omnidock or gojo vs makima
>>153188673Not once did I defend Listtroon. Infact, I did this to their matchup list. Improved it, I think.
>>153188642Why do capeshitter love defending frauds so much?
>>153188609Probably because we already know how Goku vs Superman ends, DB uses characters at their strongest, DC's cosmologywank will always beat whatever Goku has, 'imple as that. Also Superman has a far superior moveset in comparison to Goku too so...
>>153188695Deadpool vs Deathstroke is close, but they used a fanfiction of Deadpool to have the more popular character to win
>Street Fighterhas officially been solo'd by OG MK1 Liu Kang
The ease with which your favourite gets stomped is directly proportional to how annoying you are about him. Following this logic, Ultraman and Sonic die to a slight breeze of wind, Hal Jordan is extremely weak to a police search and arrest, and Bakugou gets beaten to half death by a wooden-wall level character.
>>153188697Goku vs Superman was on multiple irl published magazines and an archetype between east vs west
>>153188705Kill yourself listroon.
>>153188692Godzilla only beats Ultraman/Ultramen if they have their time minute weakness, cause he's just that hard to kill. If the Ultras don't have their time limit, Godzilla might be fucked.
>>153188739Then Goku dies by getting sneezed at, then.
>>153188692True!
>>153188759Never happened
>>153188739>>153188759This means that Rick Sanchez from Rick & Morty rapes all of the aforementioned characters, along with Doctor, because his fans barely said anything when the matchup was coming out.
>>153188165Explain what's wrong with this without sounding like someone who just wants their favorite character to win against a Universe level beast
>>153188224>Twitter>>VSBW≥Youtube commentsThe other two (+the Death Battle subreddit and its adjacent powerscaling subs) regurgitate VSBW's talking points and "tiering system terms", but I'll play devil's advocate here, VSBW is the smartest out of the three
>>153188165>>153188788HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG
>>153188401To be fair the guy who brings up Ultraman here acts like a fag about it and the one guy who brings up Kamen Rider Geats comes off a spamming bot. Not good impressions.
>>153188270Yup, Gohan is dead...
>*solos narutos entire verse*
>>153184912Minions literally formed a rope bridge to catch Margo from falling off a plane. Calling them unreliable is like calling Megamind unreliable for having a slow charging death beam
>>153188800Gohan could do that...just don't ask me to post proof...
>>153188807Goku blinks at the verse and it's gone.
I'm still trying to find the melty from the DBSpic about Ultraman. I forgot Sonicfag was BTFO'd so many times.
>>153188790Only by the virtue of VSBW actually bothering to invent their own system of tiering. It's shit, but it's there.
If Yhwach was so strong how come he didn't write a universe where he won with a single thought?
>>153188824He jobbed to a teenager. Shonen villains are so fucking GARBAGE.
>>153188820Yeah but it caused every brown in the battleboarding sphere to start calling every second character "outer"
>>153188824He did, it's our real life.
>>153188811...Because he got slaughtered in under a nanosecond by CHAD
>>153188797Ultrafag has none of the grace or humor of other characterfags.
Guy whose scaling chain is literally falling into success by being beaten by increasingly stronger characters
>>153188824Because he's the biggest gigafraud since the viltrumites pre space ship.
>>153188807Kek, it's true, likewise, Bleachchads no diffed /dbs/
Any character who loses to a teenager is permanently in the FRAUD zone.
>>153188401Some Anons here already went over this /dbg/ just pretends to be "objective" and non biased when in reality all their Powerscaling preferences are molded to benefit the series they like Ultraman is not popular on the west (or at least not popular here) and because of that /dbg/ already feels threatened, it doesn't help that you can post those guys actually doing batshit insane feats so the usual "Post X doing Y" shitposting just doesn't work.Without any way to actually discredit Ultraman the only thing left is to try and group the series into a single entity so they can claim there's just one guy pushing for Ultraman and nobody else wants it in the show.
>>153188846He barely even jokes. Him and the Geats guy just make like three word shitposts and nothing else.
>>153188856Cellbros...
Sonic.Bleach.Pokemon.MHA.
I think I miss the Sonicfag
>>153188865The KINGS!
>>153188800>>153188810I dunno, this looks less impressive than destroying a planet with a single ki blast as a kid.
You rang?
>>153188739This just reads as you being ass blasted about those characters and fantasizing about them being weak so your fodder favorite hero can beat them
>>153188860>Ultraman is not popular on the west (or at least not popular here) and because of that /dbg/ already feels threatenedApparently, one guy posting and being annoying about Ultraman is enough to "threaten" a general. Jesus Christ, do you faggots even read what you type down?
>>153188865The JESTERS.
>>153188876...and MHA.
>>153188875Me when I lie
>>153188862Cause I don't think my last joke can be beat. 'Ultraman is bigger than Goku' and one autist from /a/'s DBSuper threads goes into a fucking three thread melty? I can't top that, man. I mean I can post this super old picture I took of Haruhi Suzimiya farting fire on Zoffy.
>>153188807>>153188543Sumire's cat survived the destruction of the very fabric of space and time. He literally plunges into an infinite void. It's over for SHITch because they can't damage Boruto's mid tiers with a feat like this.
>>153188904/dbg/ is full of Dragon Ball flags and Capeshitters these two groups are famous for being extremely insecure
>>153188893My "fodder" favorite hero is SuperCHAD albeit.
>FODDERman
>>153188864Cell is a child.
>>153188876...And PokeKWAB
>>153188309
>Bleachfags getting uppity
>>153188650>>153188812>>153188910You promised you'd spoonfeed us about the three thread melty. Where is it?
>>153188771It happened when Superman accidentally sneezed and all of the Z fighters along with their planet died.
>PLEASE CARE ABOUT MY HYPOVERSAL WEAKLING THAT I SPAM EVERY DAYNo.
EKSUUUUUUU PUROSHION!!
the lout brothers
>>153188955
>>153184767Not Superman i can tell you that much
>Asa pfp on Twitter are genuinely seething over BakuGOD Raping and Gaping Reze to the point they are hating on Powerscaling as a whole >On the other side of Twitter People are complaining about the awful Powerscaling on this season of Invincible and said complains made a bunch of NPCs try to defend the inconsistent power displays on the series by also shitting on Powerscaling as a concept >These two unrelated events mixed together to make a Strom against Powerscaling as a whole Funny
>>153188946I'm on page 18 on desuarchive, searching the /co/ section for Ultraman. I gotta go through a few post. PRETTY sure it was 2025. Also, it's a bit to go through due to DC also owning a character named Ultraman.
I thought there would be more Reze Bakugo hentai after the death battle, I guess not a lot of people cared....
What causes this phenomenon?
>>153188970CSMfags are only getting raped because they feel the need to pseudo-intellectually insult powerscaling when they could just call them faggots. They could easily bully MHAfags if they did since they're all running on that "wannabe high school bully" energy that Metal Sonic's fans tried to do.
Funny how Boruto just negs current One Piece and Bleach without any chainscaling
No, I'm not going to talk about Boruto
>>153188970What chainscaling? Bakugo literally blew up a side of a mountain and reacted to light
>>153188993Umm sweaty Bakugo is 17 so this is problematicMaybe if DB was popular in Japan we would've have gotten some juicy stuff, speaking of that, do Japanese have powerscaling circles and discussions?
We're not doing Boruto here, fuck off.
>>153189002Western animation just sucks at fight scenes. I watched a lot of DC/Marvel animated stuff and the fights have no style and the movements always stiff. There are very rare exceptions like the Spiderverse films, that Puss n Boots film but anime MOGS when it comes to action.
>>153189004Boruto is for Kawaki.
>>153189031She’s so ugly lmao
>>153189004Based on what?
>>153189002Episodes get expensive when you both most of your budget on celebrity VA rather than more animators
I'm talking about Boruto.
>>153189029>Spiderverse filmsHaving that nigger mile morales hurting Miguel was POS
>Reddit.jpg>RDT
>>153189031Naruto’s daughter looks like THAT?
>>153189058>n*****We don't do racism here.
>>153188982>>153188946Page 28, still digging for you.
>>153188884...Which Gohan never did...
>>153189048
So what tier would /dbg/ put visibly dispersing every cloud in the Earth's atmosphere in seconds with a single punch
Jura upscales to universal+.
how come akira toriyama made less money than the bitch who made inuyasha?
>>153189058Miles is spanish you dumb fuck.
>>153189102Mexicans were too broke to buy physical manga copies
>>153188270>>153188291>>153188300
>>153189002Invincible spends 80% of its budget on celebrity voice actors
>>153189102He had to hire Jackie Chan to be his wife's bull. And he wasn't cheap.
>>153189112Dude, I bought physical releases of Shin Tenchi Muyo back in 2005. The pages are yellowed now and I'm afraid to even open them.
>>153189102Dragon Ball, like One Piece, primarily appeals to poor third worlders.
>>153189125
>>153189019post bakugo reacting to light.
>>153189140One Piece is more for white people, Dragonball is for mexibros, Bleach is a toss up between both races.
>>153189127canon btw
>>153189141Did you just make this character up?
>>153186272What do we think of the blog?
>>153189110He’s as Spanish as the taco I ate and shat out this morning
What's her Death Battle matchup?
>>153189184My cock (It solos her btw)
>>153189141>Ultraman ZeroIs this a nod to the amount of feats he has?
>>153189184BBC of course
>the dbspics are panicking.>again
>>153189110Miles is half Puerto Rican and Poorto Ricans are too gringofied to be Latin, so don’t associate that moreno with us
>>153189085>inb4 doesn't count because [COPE]
>>153189150>One Piece is more for white peopleNyo.
>>153189196Your hero?
>Dragon Melty
Sonic is the franchise for white people. But you won't like what I'm going to say next, so I'm just going to share this sick ass art.
>>153189217THE HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE, SON GOKU!
>I could easily RAPE and GAPE this finite universal verseCongrats?
>>153189229I really like the pointier Metal Sonic's design but he's too fucking short to make it cool. His face and voice are cool. But his twig arms and 3 feet height really kill the vibe.
>>153189229Mind posting this in /bant/?
>>153189002not paying your animators vs not paying your animators but instead paying celebrities
>>153189188>>153189196>Wanting such an obvious stompNo woman can beat the cock. This is a known fact of power scaling. It'd make for a boring episode.
>>153189229>Sonic es la franquicia para gente blanca. Pero no te va a gustar lo que voy a decir a continuación, así que voy a compartir este arte tan genial.Sorry what did he say? I don't speak taco
>>153189229Then why are all of his most objectively talented fans niggers with little brother syndrome?
>>153189254Cope. Foids RAPE and GAPE m*n and their entire verse.
>>153189254white man cock >>>>> Ugly bastard tiny penis
>Dragon cope
>>153189276>FoidsThere's a tranny in that image
SonicUltramanBleach
>>153189276This entire pic? Cock victims.
>>153189298Yep, yep, SUBversal beasts!
>>153189303Unless they have a gun or a knife
>>153189298>UltramanWho is that? Some Mega Man boss?
>>153188739GODnic rapes and gapes your favorite verse.
Penis victim.
Is there a /co/ mage that actually would be an interesting fight for her?
>>153189298The JESTERS of these HALLS!
>>153189317Don't look up how many women get raped even when they have a self defense weapon, sis.
>>153189326Doctor Fate
>>153189326Belgarath>super old and immortal>depressed because his waifu died>power is doing anything he can imagine, as long as he can comprehend and will it
>>153189326Isn't her most popular match up Lina Inverse? I've never seen Slayers but Lina never seemed all that powerful so it might just be a stomp.
Dragon Ball is influenced by Ultraman
Minion Rush confirms the Minions as all bisexual and genderfluid.aka they are BETTER MEN.
>>153188892KIIIIÌIIINGnic.
Is there anything more pathetic than being forced to acknowledge a potential ass-whooping, and your main go-to slander is just>literally WHO?
Multiversal One piece is... real.
>>153189357Naruto has better influences.
>>153189229TRVTH NVKE!
>>153189399>3k views in 3 yearsKWAB
>>153189398Literally who?
>
>>153189398anything is "potential" if they're too boring and irrelevant for me to bother verifying if you're right or wrong.
>>153189326You already know.
>>153189398Huh? Who are we talking about?
>>153189002We need more studios like Flying Bark Productions
>During the Crusades, Muslims actually wonSo disappointed in the Deus Vulters
>Island Piece
>>153189002Maybe because outside of fights, JJK is a slideshow. lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
>>153189400And just the all-around best manga of all time.
Why you people like the thing vs the blob? That fight takes away what makes the thing dangerous the paranoia its basically two big monsters fighting
Gohan's fighting Ultraman Zero, and /dbg/ is going to have to accept it when it happens.
Run, run for your life, Ichigo...
>>153189400Obito is literally me.
All of these where in three consecutive threads. All because I said 'Ultraman is bigger'. I haven't even gotten the ones beyond page 46
>Naruto>UltramanDear god these two are already fucking annoying
>>153189423You're watching me, aren't you?
>>153189464Actually accurate.
>>153189469Why are Dragon Fags like this? I've never seen a more insecure fandom.
>>153189469>>153189487SameBITCH...
>>153189464Bleachfags madBleachfags cryBleachfags seethe
>>153189469>regular /dbg/ banter and popularityfagging/salefaggingwith the way you were talking about these "melties", i thought the guy had some kind of schizo crusade or whatever
>>153189461>Ultraman ZeroGohan is not fighting your OC anon. You just made that character up.
>>153189496>i-inspect elementJokes on you, I'm an Ultraman fan, I don't know shit about Inspect Element!
>>153189469He's right.
Oh why did i open the thread
>>153189499>>153189464No lies detected.
>>153189398What are you even talking about?
KIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSS
*ROAR!*
>>153189502Again, it's all the same person, in three different threads, shadowboxing himself. I just said, Ultraman (145 feet tall) is bigger than Goku (5'9 at best), they also threw a melty over the woman who makes Inuyasha.
>shill a matchup under the pretense it's fair and debatable>spam irrelevant drama and claim your guy actually stomps when the matchup is brought up???
>ultrafag having an unprompted melty out of no where over CHADgon CHADs mindraping him over a month agoKEKAROOO!!! KWAB!!! KEKYPATOOKA!!! KEKLEON!!!
>UltraWHO
>>153189469>he was this offended over some light banterWhat a baby
Say it ain't so...
>>153189532>they also threw a melty over the woman who makes Inuyasha.What the fuck? why?
>>153189541I mean yeah, going full sperg over a literal height joke is kind of babyish.
>>153189536I don't get it, who is this referring to?
>>153189546Cause she made more money than Akira Toriyama.
>>153189539Who is that green haired guy?
>>153189499Six is now a JJK fanboy. We lost a good soldier.
>>153189469I think this is the most definitive proof yet that you're a tourist who doesn't recognise basic general culture.
>>153189553Krasura. That's why Asurajeets were so salty when they got stomped like everyone knew they would.
>>153189557i saw him on some saltydkdan video before
>>153189419The other seven quintillion views are in other universes
>>153189561>>153189541>>153189538>>153189502>a five thread sperg out over 'ultraman is bigger than goku' >banter
Remember when /dbg/ didn't know shit about Buffy and got cockslapped by the fact that she was busted in the comics
Naruto downplayers>N-Narudo is just tree levelThe tree in question:
>>153189600Why is the cloud being clickbait squared?
Can't tell if the ultrafag is really autistic or pretending
>>153189538What a pathetic avatarfag.
>>153189605Needs an arrow pointing to it for maximum clickbait.
>ask them to show proof of the melty>the fag provides>HAHAHAHA, YOU'RE OBSESSED
>>153189583>>153189600actually as you can see goku is bigger still
>>153189196Bugs Bunnys Cock?
>DBSpics threw a melty over Rumiko 'I print Money' Takahashi>DBSpics throw a spergout over a height joke>DBSpics foreverly booty blasted by Superman>Jirenposter looks like this
>>153189583Apparently, it's really easy to mistake physical size with popularity
>>153189196Big Bird (Daffy's) Cock
>>153189632Let's see Ultrafag's physique.
ENOUGH!! I SLAUGHTER ULTRAWEAKLING AND DRAGON FRAUD WITHOUT DIFFICULTY!!!
>>153189605Sesshomaru's demon form tail.
>>153189645Me getting water boarded by my girlfriend in a Donkey Kong suit, with milk, with Tropical freeze for the Wii U next to me.
Yeah I'm thinking CHADgon CHAD won this thread
>>153189657Kingtos Bro here, I was that girlfriend (male)
>>153189658...and Sonic too!
>>153189657... Oh.
Daily deminder that Pidgeot, one of the fastest Pokémon, maxes its speed at mach 2
The winner of this thread is Ace Ukiyo. The star of the star of the stars.
>>153189675OK, HOLD THE FUCK UP, EVERYONE. IS IT PRONOUNCED PIDGE-EE-OT, OR IS IT PRONOUNCED HOW THE OG POKERAP CALLS IT, 'PIDGJIT'?
>>153189678>Ace Ukiyo
>dragon 'superman kicks me in the' ball>sonic 'barbara shouldn't have dressed like that' hedgehog
>>153189695Kamen Rider Geats
>>153189657You're a weird furry.
>who is this-Watch the damn series and you'll learn
>>153189689it's "pidgeot", potato
>>153189720>>153189720>>153189720
>>153189583>calling this banter "sperging out"Yes, you're definitely a massive tourist. Also, who are you to talk? I can go compile every single post of you talking about the height joke across the threads just so your wet fart of a screencap looks even more pathetic.
Don't worry Dragon Fags, your series will be relevant again one day...maybe.
