would you a dragon?
This comic was way funnier than the elf comic, and I say that as someone that finds the elf comic mildly amusing. Arlokk just had way more going on.
another fucking bestiality thread
>>153267584YesNext fantasy creature
does anyone have the one with the knights various schemes to fuck a dragon that always fail because he's so tinyI remember one where he drinks a potion to make his dick big enough for but it's too big to move at all
>>153267584OP, /co/ would fuck a literal building if it looked feminine enough.
>>153267584It probably wouldn't be very pleasant. Since it's a reptile it would probably have a cloacal vent which is just a hole full of its shit and piss. Not to mention, the scales probably have rough edges and the closest thing to hygiene a dragon would have is swimming in a filthy lake once in a while. Sounds like a miserable experience all around but YDY.
>>153267802I gotchu, dragonfuckerbro. The comic is called Dragon's Burn, you can read it here:https://e621.net/pools/3060Be warned: dragon titties take a back seat pretty early on.
>>153268262well that looks like a whole lot of extra bullshit, thanks anyway
How fat should a dragon be?
>>153267584I miss this horny dragon.
>>153267584Arlokk was based
>>153268262Ah yes.
>>153267584I would slay a dragon. I would kill a dragon. I would roundhouse kick a dragon etc. Fuck you furfaggot.
Post more Arlokk strips and I might draw the dragon later
>>153267584Would I what a dragon?
>>153267584yes
>>153270171Why are dragonfags so fucking autistic? "HURR DURR IT'S NOT A PROPER DEPICTION BECAUSE IT DOESN'T SPEAK IN ARCHAIC LATIN AND IT ONLY HAS FOUR CLAWED TOES INSTEAD OF FIVE" like shut the fuck up. Daaaaaaaamn.
>>153270171You're just making me wonder if there's an existing mythical creature better fitting of the "reptillian slampig" role so many scalie fags latch onto.
>>153270258Closest I can think of is Kobolds.
>>153270171>reagalminor spelling mistake, opinion discarded>>153270258alligators
>>153270296Sounds about rigjt>>153270305>mythical creatures>alligators
>>153267607>>153269400>>153267584I do miss this comic. I mean, the elf one is fine too, but it'd be nice to have some more variety.I guess it's just the author hammering the iron while it's hot. People like the elf comic, so he gives them what they want.It is similar to the Nerd & Jock bloke. Used to have another comic called 'My GF is an Orc Warlord', but he practically abandoned it in favor of the Nerd & Jock one.
>>153267584Would I? I'd be stupid not to.
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>>153270422behold a satan
>>153267584Be honest
>>153270538Why would Kaiba Corp do this?
>>153270501>wow it's fucking nothing
Dragon interspecies relationships don't tend to last long.
>>153267669dragons are smarter than humans
>>153270682i don't have the image saved
>>153267584How could one resist?
I don't even want to imagine penetrating those scales.
>>153270863So you're saying there's a chance...
>>153270171This is wrong, an internet quiz told me that my fursona is a dragon and I'm just a chill guy.
I also preferred this comic to the elf one. The elfslop is literally the same shitty joke over and over again.
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>>153267584I would need to get to know her first.
>>153267584If it fits, it ships.
>>153267607I will never forget the legend himself.
>>1532708632% of all human-dragon relationships end with the human eating the dragon? Either this is a small sample size or the average dragon fucker is badder than I thought.
>>153270863>6% of dragon-human relationships had the dragon outlive the human (after six years)
>>153272290need some proper fat bitches like this
>>153272487They were very small dragons and the humans were very fat women.
Realistically speaking, how the hell would you satisfy a dragon?
>>153273675Your whole body is the benis
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tags: hyper_pear
>>153267584I would...and i have.
>>153268262Sucks that dude stop making new pages for this. I was really interested in the story and the relationship between the catboy and the dragon.
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>>153267584I finally unfollowed this guy because I got so bored of seeing him post nothing but the lame elf comic. Sucks because his other works were much more funny and interesting; a pity that he dropped Arlokk.
obligatory noodle post
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>>153271326Yeah, Arlokk is repetitive but it has a broader theme and punchline, even if only a little bit more.
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>>153267584>>153275124I guess to answer OP's question, he would penetrate a dragon.
Why are there no shows about dragons?
>>153275124Wtf bro this is fucking sad why post this shit...
>>153275124He doesn't kill the dragon you just didn't post more pages you homo
>>153275246>>153275212what's this from?
>>153275527>last page posted 2 years agofucking cocktease
>>153275590It's a comic by an artist called noconcession.>>153275667Yeah that sucks or rather it doesn't :/Now we will never know why the knight comes back.
>>153275527Sorry was simply taking a break :)
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>>153275940aaand that's the real end.
>>153275590Dragon Booster
>>153275924Oh okay no problem then >>153275954So now I'll never know where they headed :/
>>153276054The artist drew one comic about her surprise pouncing him and then was never heard from again.
There’s a one panel funny illustration I know is out there doing a ‘fantasy then vs fantasy now’ bit where there is a heroic knight fighting a dragon in the first panal with a kidnapped princess behind the villian and the second version switches their positions with an evil spikey black knight being confronted with a shining heroic dragon instead.Both panal versions have the good knight/dragon saying the same generic “release her, villian!” type line.Can someone find that?
>>153276620Real public statue btw.
>>153275954>>153276128Aw man, I was kinda invested, I wanted to see what the knight had planned. It's a shame.
>>153273840Wuzzat?
>>153276660What’s it about?
>>153277095Whoever lets go last gets to keep the golden egg.So they both ended up frozen there due to greed.
>>153267584Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
>>153267607did the author give any reason as to why he stopped with this series?>>153277127why does the bcb thread get a pass tho
>>153274459agreed. same with his other comic about the guy trying to get a gf
>>153267584Who wouldn't?
>>153267584Would I? Yes.If given the opportunity and I knew her her loins wouldn't toist me outright then yes, especially if its a setting where she's an intelligent magical creature that can speak.>>153268262Thank for posting this, I never finished it back in the day and am glad to revisit it.>>153270863Sadly you have to take precautions when dating a dragon, new home, separate sleeping arrangements, so on so on...>>153275954Source?
>get reborn as a dragon>see your mother>immediately think she's a milfWouldn't happen to you, right?
>>153272487That's just Bellagarth, who shouldn't count because she's an outlier that skews the data after having eaten 7 dragons.
>>153270863... the DRAGON's in-laws ate the human? Disturbing.
Is it ethical for noodles to eat noodles?
Reminder that nobody likes Wyverns.
>>153276128Some things are too good for the world.
>>153275954>>153276128What the hell. You can't just spring this Kino on me and then tell me it's over before it began.
>>153267607No one barely read it. Even here you only see the dragon strips, even though she's only in handful of them
>>153276128when artists not only drop their comic but completely stop uploading on the account, I always wonder what they ended up doing instead. Did they just make a new account to start fresh (even using a different art style in some cases) or have they stopped uploading art altogether?
>>153277225He wanted to focus on Elf Comic.
>>153282694Probably because Elf Comic doesn't need backgrounds.
>>153283163Also Elf Comic consistently got more views and likes when they were both running. More juice for the same amount of squeeze.
>>153279284Too bad that ending is non-canon in the sequel. Alas.
>>153269631>Powerful wife>Potentially wise wife>Your descendants have increased lifespan and other positive traitsDamn right I would a dragon. And I would ask my epitaph to be "When you see your dragon features in the mirror, remember that I love you."
>>153283324Less squeeze, actually. Again, don't need to spend time on backgrounds.
>>153275064>>153275124>dick twitches reading her pleading for her lifeAh shit, here we go again
if she could explode then sure
>>153277116Kek, dragons and their greed.
>>153279284nani
>>153285710>imageI am fucking furious Trash Knight never got to the knight and nerd dragon hooking up. IIRC he didn't even fuck the kobold chick before the comic got purged.
Dragons are DEMONS and should NEVER BE TRUSTED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLwG3ioD4Y
>>153267669Cope
>153270171>Crystal cafe women bitching about pornWanna talk about how women's romance novels are all just book porn of them getting dominated by super tall super wealthy super muscular men?
>>153267584Of course. The real question is would a dragon me?
>>153291421Emaciated goblins and kobolds do not speak for their species as a whole.
>>153267584I would Ember from MLP
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>>153291835>Wild, gangly kobolds do not represent their raceThey do, much more than modern soft looking kobolds.The less appealing kobolds are what they truly are in the wild.The modern kobold is the result of several millennia of selective breeding by dragons, just like wolves were changed into dogs by humans.
>>153291421impregnate both with 30 babies
>>153291863Would you Smolder?
>>153293026NTA, but I definitely would.
Ok Tycho
>>153267584yes, but to be fair I have no standards so it's not much of an accomplishment
>>153270882It's bestiality from their perspective. A dragon fucking a human is like a human shagging a sheep.
>>153267669Remember that bestiality cannot be spelled without BEST.
>>153270538I'm not a gambling man but I'd be willing to put money on this artist being into Xenomorphs
>>153294785What, like a reverse chestburster?
>>153271292>You rancid swineThis is from that facebook screenshot where some fedora is obsessed with talking about chess
>>153293026tiktok.com/@aboxfullofstuff/video/7144793773384469765
