>what is death battleinternet indie series that pits fictional characters against each other in a DEATH BATTLE>what are these threadsthese are the SACRED HALLS where the most HARDENED and ELITE posters come to debate in favor of their HERO being the STRONGEST as well as discuss the series and upcoming match ups.
Behave
Bakugo?
>>153286251Fuck off wall level shitter
solos the dance floor
>>153286279
Well?
>>153286316Dont care about your cringe fanfics
>>153286328Cope
>>153286335Seethe wall level sitter
>>153286351Cope
>>153286328At least one of the characters from the OP is a fanfiction AU character Mason “Dipper” Gleeful
>>153286359>>153286351
>>153286368>>153286359
Dark Scrolls or Elder Souls?
>>153286375>>153286351
>>153286391Garbage
Shut the fuck up, Beliel.
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
Tier: 9-C|1-A
Matchups for this feel?
Post a character actually destroying an island
>>153286454>Mark Grayson >Taking intelligence or battle IQLmao who made this?
Reminder that KINGtos is and will always be a better man than Enji.
My feats? Nonexistent.My statements? Entirely conjecture.My Tier? 1-A of course!
Reminder, it is the small dog that insists on reminding others about it's supposed superiority to hide its true insecurities
>>153286499Truth.
They are not doing Mark Vs. Gohan
>>153286632Correct they will be feeding Mark to Hancock instead
>>153286623A classic.
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>The FlashRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>SupermanRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>QuicksilverRAPED and GAPED>UltramanRAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
>>153286729
>>153286280>Mogs you
>>153286454Basically any Giorno matchup where Gold Experience Requiem isn't resisted/countered
>>153286766my knees... they're bending on their own!
Mark is for Himawari.
>>153286777The girl from Yuri Yuri?
>>153286766Sonic also dies to this.
>>153286786So does Kratos and every other DB contestant to be fair.
>>153286782Boruto's dad's daughter.
>>153286316Whoa and all those are feats that happened onscreen?
>>153286849Watch the show>butWatch the show
>>153286849Why do you have to see them do it for them to be able to do it?
Krasura is based because he exposed that 99.999% of these wanked death battle mascots have never actually been seen doing the things people claim they can do.
>>153286855>watch my slop!No.
>>153286883Then you aren't getting spoonfed. Watch the fucking show.
I'm so glad my verse doesn't have autistic losers who can't debate itt.
>>153286766WTF is this real?
>>153286887Show must be flopping hard if these are the tactics marketers are using now
>>153286902>tfw I am the only autistic loser to represent my verse
>>153286855>>153286887No one is watching your kiddie garbage no matter how much you try and shill it you queer
I am multiversal... My speed infinite......But that scaling isn't supported by feats...In fact... The most impressive thing I've done on screen... Is break a few buildings...!
I'm glad that most verses are too weak to contend with my verse.
>>153286932Yugi...
>>153286924Kamen Rider...
>>153286398>SHIThan melty
>>153286924Dragon Ball...
I want this fight
>>153286924Composite fiction....
>>153286883>>153286909>>153286918>SHIThan melty
>>153286918I'm not spoonfeeding. Don't try to debate a series you do not know of.
>>153286932The Mask…
>>153286932CHADgimon...
>>153286955Doesn't ainz lose this?
>>153286964No one is asking to be spoonfed garbage fanfiction of your garbage show. We all want you to fuck off and die in a ditch.
>>153286932Reimu...
>>153286955Popeye wins unironically tho
>>153286972>WeWho the fuck is "we" faggot
NOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON't SEND ME TO DIE TO ULTRACHAD I NEED TO SMURF MARK SO MY SERIES DOESN'T GO 3-0 AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153286932Gandalf...>>153286955I don't think Ainz has anything that could do anything to Popeye.
BRING ME DIEGO BRANDO
>>153286978Everyone with a functioning brain that doesnt watch grown men put on shitty cosplays and play fight in a park
My matchups are all against multi-dimensional universal, infinite universal, and infinite multiversal beasts...but my verse is so powerful I am considered to be smurfing...
Why is the Ultratroon melting down this time
>>153287011NIGGER YOU'RE IN A /DBG/ THREAD ON /CO/!!!!! NOBODY HERE IS NORMAL!!!!
>>153286924Every single Persona character...
>>153287011>EveryoneSo you?
>>153287011Sorry are we talking about Toku or the MCU/DCEU here
>>153286999Didn't she lose to a pair of shitters?
I'm glad Naruto can scale to universal so easily.
>>153287034he doesn't though
>>153286999
>>153287011>Grown men put on shitty cosplays and play fight in a park>DCEU and MCU out of NOWHERE
>>153286454Gojo battle IQ is pretty insane, I mean, he was clashing against Sukuna insane petty BV BS while dying from brain damage, meanwhile Mark literallly put a guy in charge, after he saw how he becomes insane if he gets put in charge.
>>153287030>>153287041Silly baka, the DCEU and MCU are all grown men with shitty CGI playfight on a greenscreen
>>153287038he does
>>153287027...Except for persona 1 and 2>>153287033Ramsey's Goldbricker is actually extremely strong and Perfy can summon towers that have varying effects like a tower defense game.
your hero IS at least large moon level right?
The Gohan cope against Ultraman sounds exactly the same to the Cell Cope against Metal Sonic >"Pfff, Cell is too important to waste him on a shitty Sonic side villain">"NOBODY WANTS THAT SHITTY MATCH UP, STOP SHILLING IT!">"W-why? If your guy is multiverse why are you smurfing against a poor Solar system level fighter?">"M-Metal Sonic should fight Zygarde...">"Cell is a Featsman anyways... He will surely win because his feats are superior">"... A-at least... Cell was faster..." I can't wait to see Gohan RAPED and GAPED
>>153287055To be fair, I'm pretty sure they gave Mark Battle IQ and IQ solely for the bit of Gojo taking only one category and negdiffing anyways
>>153287023Weeks of desperate shilling that have amounted to nothing
The STRONGEST rapist...
>>153287038Cope harder.
>>153286992If Ainz had prep time, I think he could come up with a strategy to incapacitate Popeye long enough to secure a win. He does have a few spells that might work on him.
>>153287076Why not just put Ultraman against Sonic thenReminds me of the pushing for Zygarde vs Cell instead of just picking on verses their own size
>>153287073Yes, because you just posted my hero!
No one cares what you want gay pedophile
Wallahi if they bring up NLF in ANY of my match ups I am COOKED!!!
>>153287084
>>153287076Metal Sonic was both super fucking weak but it was also a super unfair match for Cell. Dragon Fags had to have it both ways at the same time.
>>153287023>>153287081this all started over a harmless webm being posted btw
>>153287065>>153287086destroying a universe over a unspecified amount of time doesn't make you universaleven more so, Naruto doesn't have any abilities that would let him destroy a universecope and seethe>>153287084>>153287107
>>153287084is GOD
>>153287073Queen Nono.....I kneel
>>153287034Many people are saying this!
>>153287116
The small dog begs for the lion to ignore him so he can bite an even smaller dog
>>153286955>*Time Stop*>THE GOAL OF ALL LIFE, IS DEATH!Tell me why this wouldn't work?
>>153287089The only thing Ainz has is Albedo absolutely mogging Olive Oyl in terms of love interests. Popeye is just full on toon force.I am also not quite sure why they're even fighting. Not many connections.>>153287143>Popeye's pipe comes to life and dumps spinach into his mouth
>>153287116Naruto scales past Kaguya into even more powerful aliens. Enough of your whining.
>>153287143Popeye BTFO GOD.Some shitty skeleton aint gonna do shit to him.>>153287140Yujiro and Bueno should team up...
>>153287147
The lion acts like he is going to rape the small dog for barking but then realizes he has no actual feats and quiety leaves
>>153287143What's stopping anyone from pushing this dude over and making him fall apart? Literally a bunch of bones. Id kick his ass.
The STRONGEST raped...
Matchups these days are too obscure
>>153287160yet he has no abilities to destroy a universe so...cope?
>>153287143Popeye has literally come back from death and being erased from existence via spinach that was eaten by nothing.
Did someone say the strongest earthbound inspired indie RPG?
>>153287195post a dead Popeye eating spinach
The dog thinks he's safe because of his feats, but soon he realizes that in the real world people don't give a shit about those, so he end up raped by the Lion's statements
>>153287195He never implied he ate spinach while erased. Could have been he ate spinach before reality was switched off, which allowed him to tank
>>153286999more like ZORRA
>beastiality rapethat's no good
>>153287181Plastic Man...
The lion doesn't care about the small dog's fradulent webshow or tranny battleboarding websites where wall tiers are multiversal.
The Lion rapes the small dog, but finds himself falling in love with it. He then kills himself when he realizes that the rape means the small dog will view him as nothing but a monster.
>>153287073Yeshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=YteINWQUH6I&pp=ygU_Qmxvb2RzdGFpbmVkIGN1cnNlIG9mIHRoZSBtb29uIDIgemFuZ2V0c3UgY3V0cyB0aGUgbW9vbiBpbiBoYWxm
>>153287226Genuinely what the fuck did you mean by this?
>>153287185sex
>Tripfag + Spic>Gay post about a married man
>>153287181Sonic....
One of Aesop’s Fables is that Rams have better feats than Dogs (Hornes, Hooves, Size) but will always lose cause they have no Lore.
The small dog reveals at the last second before getting raped that it had an obscure book written about it in Korea where it kills at least a thousand Lions and declares victory.
Well just because we've SEEN lion perform strength feats well above the small dog and durability feats beyond anything the small dog could ever realistically muster, and has faster reaction and travel speed doesn't MEAN we can say the lion COULD rape the small dog unless that specific action is shown on screen...
Reminder, Bueno RAPED, GAPED, AND MARRIED Lobo.He also RAPED and GAPED Kyle Rayner.
LIONTOOOOOOSSSSS!!!pokemonsura...
The Lion rapes the small dog not because he is a Monster, to teach him to be a Better Man.
In conclusion the loser of this thread? Sonic Maurice Hedgehog
the small dog yaps.The Lion ROARS!
>>153287280
The lion raping the small dog is above duality due to being one entity in the state of raped and raping. Tier 0.
The 1 trillion Lions lose against all the Pokemon
I don't think those lion feats against buffalos, hippos and other large animals are valid and actually uhh you can see it getting scared off by a man yelling this one time so...
>>153287290...'s vassal, Mario Mario
>>153287143It would work only for it to not better as Popeye's soul gives his body spinach (or he gets it by plot) and then turns Ainz into a Halloween store
The Lion wept, for there were no more small dogs to rape
the grasshopper does not prepare for Winter as it has never seen the Winter perform any feats.The Ants prepare for Winter because they know the Lore of Winter.
>>153286766https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfEnIFV2-mc
Does Yugi have any way of dealing with someone who can just... Steal/Destroy/Nullify his cards?
>>153287241google it>>153287255yes
>>153287143>Popeye dies>He's corpse, then eats Spinach >Comes back to life and kicks Ainz's ass
Just because we've never SEEN the small dog speed blitz a lion and tear out it's throat doesn't mean it CAN'T...
>>153287319Th-Th-That doesn't count!
>>153287216Pretty sure there was a time he was erased, some spinach went into his smoke pipe, and he popped back up
>>153287317Why not just destroy the holograms if that's your plan?
>>153287317No
>>153287317no
>>153287317He uses the cards with steal/nullification/destruction resistance due to surving stealing, nullification, and destruction from other cards.
>>153287321Nice try, Pokefag. AFO blitzes Giovanni.
>>153287317>The door to darkness has opened>Insert magical SAW bullshit here
Match ups for this feeling?
Though it doesn't look like it first, lions can take down hippos, while a pack of wolves can take down a bear, but given how big those bears can be, the size actually evens out>Popup: Since we cannot ascertain how much each wolf is participating, small dog gets 100% of the feat
>>153287206See>>153287319
The Lion uses lore, statements, feats , and Chainscaling to win He was taught to push for Victory at all costs
>>153287315>single handedly defeats all animals in this thread
the small dog downplays his enemies featsThe Lion searches “Character Name, Cuck” on Google then spams any embarassing story they find
Deoxys feats when?
Just because the Small Dog can't break a tree doesn't mean the Lion can't rape him! He has multiversal lore.
>>153287350>Declares intent to kill her>She falls in love with himWhat the fuck is Gundam even about
>>153287354>lions>plural
I GAPEzero N Android 17
>>153287374LIOONNNTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSS
>>153287160Could ben 10 copy the otsutsuki clan?
The black man rapes the white boy when he talks
>>153287378>What the fuck is Gundam even aboutgundam is to the japs what dragon ball is to us. no need for further elaborations
After much time and consideration I have changed my mind and now love weakling.
>>153287317>stealUh cards that take back ownership or other steal cards.>destroyCards that resist destruction.>nullifyCards that cannot be negated, or by negating the negation
>>153287404You have become a Better Man.
>>153287375Post AFO's best feat
>>153287404Better Lion...
The dommy mommy rapes me when I talk.
>>153287076Every single excuse for why pic related can't be on Death Battle falls flat so far, at least for me.
the small dog asks for feats (foot fetish)The Lion asks for Racial Segregation
>>153287394Do they have DNA? If yes he could copy their DNA and become one. No clue how strong he would be though.
>>153287423GIWTWM...
Well actually if you look at the supplementary media, and factor in the small dog's ancestors...and wolves...and dire wolves...and composite all canine species and subspecies...
The lion has planet level attack potency but he can't overcome the small dog's regen and mind hax, as well as willpower negation resistance due to all the times he survived being raped.
>>153287317in the duel or outside of it?
>>153287429Why he CAN'T be? No reason. Why he WON'T be? Because he's dimeless.
>>153287423
>>153287319Show him doing this after being vaporized into nothing by a level 7 sorcerer
Fenrir ate Odin. what has lions done other than job to simple demigods?
>>153287423Mark...
The Lion may be 11 Dimensions ahead of the dogBut the dog can grow to fight wolves so he would eventually grow bigger than the Lion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EpicyonWell, the small dog should be comparable and scale to its dad, which scales to its dad, which...after a thousand comparable scalings should scale to extinct wolf species, like the Epicyon who could match the lion.
Wiz: It's also difficult to put an exact number on Trunks' maximum level of power. The strongest beings in his continuity can affect his entire multiverse, which has infinite timelines plus the Crack of Time outside. In contrast, Chaos magic wielded by a Super form like Super Sonic can rewrite the infinite timelines in Archie Sonic's multiverse, plus the extradimensional realms outside, like the Chaos Force, pocket Zones, Mega Man's own infinite universe, and yes, possibly even a multiverse with Spawn. The scope of Dragon Ball's cosmic scale simply does not compare.
>>153287479Lions scale to Aslan who is Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ washes Fraudin and Fraudse Fraudology.
Big Bro Lion may have beaten up, cucked, bullied, and indeed raped the small dog,but he told the small dog to believe in the Lion who believes in him. So the small dog is actually the cool one if he keeps worshipping the Lion.
>>153287317>doooood whar if ash just punches himJust STFU you insincere retard
>>153287385Pipe down pup. Your bull needs to relieve his sexual RAGE on your hotwife.
LAMBTOOOOOOOS!lionsura...wolfsura...
>You barked lion...remember it...
>ASH OUT OF LITERAL FUARKING NO WHERE
>>153287317How does Yugi deal with the fact he's irrelevant and tanked his episode?
The Blue Whale is too fat to fight the Lion on land but he'd totally win if that Lion got in the water.
>>153287469>incestgarbowtf is wrong with you
The dog heard a whistle where i couldn’t hear a whistle so that means he’s omnipotent and beats Lionku
>MHAsissies at it again
How does the lion deal with the fact he's irrelevant and tanked his episode? Just look at how big small frog vs small hedgehog is by comparison!
>The Orca needs to HBOC via his pod hax to beat the Great WhiteFRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD!
>CHAD Hero Academia out of nowhere
More people own small dogs than lions
the dog has a breed called Xolo which means he scales to the Aztec God of fire and lightning, and I will use this feat against the Lion even if the dogbreeder said it’s not literal.
The entire animal kingdom TREMBLES when it hears my ROAR. I am the KING of all animals, the APEX of apex predators. Say my fucking NAME!
>MHA out of NOWHERE
>>153287597Dogs were easier to domesticate compared to Lions
Well one time a dog rode a tank once so it gets that. No the lion can't get the pack its been with for years.
.......................
>>153287612Kratosaurus REEEEEEEX!!!
>>153287612Howler Monkey!
>>153287475
>>153287628>Kratos and Atreus recruit Dogs for their sledLiONSTERBETTER DOGS
The Bull God RAPES and GAPES the Snake God and its entire verse...The Storm God OVERTHROWS and SURPASSES the Sun God and his cosmogony...
That's IT! I am SICK and TIRED of being RAPED!
>animalsEw.
You are...virgin NO LONGER...
The Lion lives up to 30 by spending 23 hours a day asleep, this means he takes experience
I just hope the lion RESPECTFULLY rapes the small dog
the small dog has superior speed, agility, intelligence, stamina and abilitiesThe Lion only has strength stat.
The lion is wall level, and the small dog is galaxy level, but the small dog still gets raped nonetheless because he is a retard who bought into the lion suggsversal lore intimidation, and conceded.
You…are barking no longer.
The dolphin actually rapes the small fish for fun
After finishing both shows I've been thinking a lot about this matchup.
Who is actually the biggest fraud in the animal kingdom?
the small dog copies tricks it sees, The Lion has no counter to this copy ability
>>153287505jesus christ is the wolf and the lamb. that's exactly the prophecy"lion of judah" is hebrew nonsense
>>153287469Pussy, in my times we did a tentuple backflips while juggling 6 lions
>>153287718Geese. Will scare off a bear but get gaped by a little old lady if not afraid of them
Okay but what if the 1 Lion started pulling insane Martial Arts moves against the 100 wolves though
>>153287724Lions, you say?
>>153287718Horses leech off humanity scaling but die if they hit a pebble wrong
>>153287654F-Fuck, MHA RUN!
The results are in
>>153287729>not believing in bear-level old lady upscalingGeeseGODS? Broke you.
>>153287752Who knew that the small dog had a feat where he threw a blue whale into the stratosphere!
the small dog licks its anus. The Lion gets his platonic male friends to lick it for him.
>Sonicsissies robbed us of this kino matchup
Everyone in this thread jobs to Alex YIIK
>>153287602it is canon that xolo- animals were product of xolotl changing forms, no?his scaling is funny. he's the twin brother of quetzalcoatl and quetzalcoatl itself. he changed forms to avoid a sacrifice conducted by ehecatl, the wind... and another form of quetzalcoatl
>>153287777Quads of Bovndless Trvth
>breaks a frisbee disc>gnaws a "world" treeYour response?
SHREKVERSAL
>>153287160Lmao Jobruto needed Shityon Mode to beat a dying Isshiki. Kaguya would still beat the shit out of him.
>>153287780Nobody wanted this especially opmfags. We hate cosmic fear garou
French Bulldog.Coconut Crab.Airplane Hangar.You do the math.
>>153287780>solar system level statements man vs multi-solar/galactic beast
>>153287816post him not jobbing to a Jupiter fart.
>>153287809Nah Cosmic Garou is kino and has insane scaling, like it or not he'll be getting the next OPM episode probably around the time it gets adapted into the anime so DB can cash in on the hype
The Megamind vs Gru threads broke my lungs
Actually Female Lions do all the hunting so male lions do not scale to their kills.
>>153287752
>>153287813https://vsbattles.com/threads/french-bulldog-vs-coconut-crab-mammals-vs-crustaceans-7-0-0-grace.187732/>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BULLDOG-SAMA SPARE MEEEEEEEEEE-ACK!!!
>>153287660This game is so Bollywood esque
BRING ME YOUR STRONGEST VERSE
>>153287852The Kratos vs Asura threads broke my mind.
The best days are truly behind us..
>>153287777RIGGED AND CHEATED #SONICSCRIPTS
>>153287844meanwhile Cell jobbed to a town level laser beam
>>153287875what can you do
>>153287875what the cock doin'm
Whats crazy to me about Kratos vs Asura is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Kratos doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Asura.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Asura the Destructor, and so durable that the Destructor literally CANNOT hurt him even without his weapons.He also has access to every single weapon he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Spartan Rage, so he can literally just spam the Blade of Olympus forever and has literally infinite relics and weapons.He resists all of Asura's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Asura's attacks, he hard counters everything Asura can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in onscreen feats, and even then Kratos was shown to have equal enough dev statements and lore that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Asura can do and was guaranteed to smash and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Asura gets utterly obliterated by Kratos. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, then just because we haven't SEEN Kratos perform these feats, doesn't mean he can't)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Composite Kratos or his high end stuff like the Power of Hope, the Valkyrie armors, or even forms like Giant Kratos or "Turns people into red orbs" Kratos or even Morpheus Kratos, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Kratos to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Asura is a fraud as far as being Kratos' rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a sequel to his flop movie game just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
>>153287851Garou's manga design and his possession by God is so fucking gay. It was one of the worst things that was added in the manga besides blast showing up in the monster association arc even though him refusing to show up is the point.
>>153287875It's ogre.
Goku jobbed to a fucking microbe
>>153287890Yeah but he TANKED the multi-planetary CHADnal CHADlash.
>>153287639Ainz run
>>153287929just like Garou tanked the multi-solar serious punch squared
The lion has no refutation to its canonical cuck allegations, while the small dog has SMASHED and SLAMMED an innumerable amount of women...
The winner is...SMALL DOG! And we ain't "lyin"!
With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW, Warrior-Z’s Tik Tok edits, the fake scans on Comicvine… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 21 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS, STARS, GALAXIES, and DIMENSIONS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain (hopefully in the upcoming remakes or live-action show), you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
>>153286229What fucking matchup is that?
>>153288000Slop vs Slop
>>153287965>while the small dog has SMASHED and SLAMMED an innumerable amount of women...ah yeah surethe mirbid barbed lion dick vs the humble dog cockof course! this is a decisive factor for this battle, silly me!
>>153287929Post Final Flash destroying something larger than a rock.
>>153287752I thought the part where he said "long live the king" and then pissed in the lion's face making him fall off the cliff to be very disrespectful...
Death Battles with this feel?
>>153287594>>153287614>My Cuck Academia
>>153288038Buffylade
>>153288038Machamp vs Goro
the beastly butterfly caused a tornado, scaling it to continental
>>153288038That kid is throwing pillow punches and knees
>>153288067The HVV guy still jobbed to them KWAB
>>153288044Cope Marky
>>153288038Lion vs small dog
Tornadoes.Tsunamis.Thunderstorms.Volcanoes.Meteors.Earthquakes.Avalanches.Floods.Droughts.
>>153286229what characters
>>153288102>Volcanoes.>Meteors.PlanetaryCHADS.>Earthquakes.Multi-Continental at best frauds.
>>153288095>out of NOWHEREWarped.
>>153287752Now that the dust has settled was Lion robbed?
>>153288120Post a volcano destroying a planet.
Post Viltrumites having acid resistance.
Marky want boing boing
The lion has no refutation to the small dog calling it the cucky lion in such a way that makes one wonder if it's sexually charged
>>153287809Speak for yourself.
>>153287851>hypeThere won't be any hype, my man. The anime is ruined.
>>153288177I'm sorry you have such shit taste
>>153288203>"Ugh man this guy with the universe painted on him that throws nuclear blast punches is just so LAME!"You're a faggot, dude.
The Lion of Judah RAPES and GAPES the Wolf of Odin...
>>153288205OmniCHAD wins this btw.
>>153288138I actually thought the animation for Lion vs. small dog was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about the Lion losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for small dog to take little damage. It also put small dog in some kind of a mentor or elder role to the Lion, and let small dog show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting the Lion, he was TEACHING the Lion. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That small dog would take the lessons he learned and help someone who he was once like.I haven't seen a Lion though (but after watching this fight I think I might adopt one!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big small dog fan I thought they did small dog justice and from what I saw they treated the Lion with the utmost respect.
The Small Dog has featsThe Lion has cuck copypastas and AI generated images
>>153288218You're such a mouth breathing retard. Just because he does those things and has the galaxy over him doesn't make him cool. His original design in the webcomic blows it out of the water with its simplicity.
>>153288194OPM season 3 fell off a cliff so OPM season 4 can fly, they'll put in all the effort for the Cosmic Garou fight since it's basically the only remaining thing anyone wants to see animated
The Lion spends every waking hour making shitposts about the Small Dog
dood…i drew stars on him…to show he’s le cosmic…isn’t that mindblowing and original?
>>153288269I'm sorry a different opinion makes you rage like a toddler.
>>153288205Endeavor does what Red Rush did to Fraudniman but incinerates him in a single blow.
>>153288272I'd love for you to be right...but it's just not gonna happen.
>>153288281The Lion is happy. Can the Small Dog say the same?
>>153287639Ainz bros...
OUR HEROES.
>>153288303...in my fanfiction. In reality, OmniCHAD crushes cucky Enji's skull in front of his family.
>>153288297You were the one who got offended at my opinion first. If anything you're mad at my opinion.
The Lion and the Small Dog have teamed up to talk about rape in a country wide tour.
>>153288315>the Lion is happy>he doesn’t know
>>153287030Both
The Lion has realised the error of his ways and is teaching his son to bark.
Omni-Man is a better man than Endeavor.
>>153288326At least half of them would cheer
We are monsters no longer...
>>153288303You miss Nolan soloing a planet?
>>153288325The raped of all time
ENTER
>>153288361>errrrrm yeah I may have beaten my son and killed dozens of innocent people but I said sorry and felt bad
No one saw the warning signs the Lion was giving
>>153288381GIVE ME OFFSCREEN IMPLIED FEATS ACCOMPLISHED IN UNKNOWN WAYS KIRKMAN, THIS IS BASE ENDEAVOR WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
>>153288400the rape was a cry for help…
>>153288390Nolan atones for his crimes and dies for his atonement.
>>153288291RICK AND MORTY IS PURE CINEMA
Can endeavor create fire as hot as the sun? If he can he beats omniman
The Lion uses VSBW to justify his powerscaling while the Small Dog uses Spacebattles.
>>153288390Nolan redeemed himself by helping Mark and making up for his sins. Cucky Enji is hated by the public and will never be redeemed.
Should Hugh fight Joel or Walking Dead Stranding Man?
To the grass, the ZEBRA is the MONSTER and the LION the PROTECTOR...
>>153288427My farts can create fire as hot as the sun heh heh heh heh
>>153287076Xir, nobody wanted Metal Sonic vs Cell until Bowsegg gave Metal some shine. The fight was literally made to capitalize on Metal's sudden boost of popularity in the vs sphere. So they had to make a matchup for him and Cell was the only dimes one they could think of. Your tokuwho doesn't even have the outside factors to be considered for a fight. Maybe stop blaming being a dimeless shitter on others.
>>153288400Li-Lion?!…
>errrrrm yeah I may have beaten my kids and wife and one of said kids became a mass murderer but I said sorry
>>153288342Shame I lost the raped male leaves version
>>153288413Endeavor has a lot less to atone for and atones anyway.
BRING ME STEVE
>>153288460The Lion...
>>153288460Yes beating your kids and not being the mass murderer is better than beating your kid and being a mass murder
>>153288459The Small Dog lives with a conflicting guilt over the death of its former best friend
>>153288465“atones” by helping the system that caused all this in the first place? Damn.Omniman fixed the whole Viltrum empire and created universal peace.Enji created more future victims
The large fox RAPES the small cat and her verse.
>>153288272I can’t wait to see them just bumping .jpgs into each other for the finale
THE LION RAPES and GAPES the small hedgehog and his entire verse
The Lion brings up his favorite niche series whenever he has the opportunity to shill it
>>153288435The small dog claims he actually xeeleestomps the lion according to some wumbojumbo about being outside of time and freely travelling through it despite the lion having far superior stats, being literally comprised of an infinite amount of lions in all timelines and universes and the small dog only being planetary level at best.
>>153288494>Omniman saved the universeIf Omniman can leech off of Mark for saving him once then Endeavor can leech off of Deku and Shoto for saving them once who fixed the hero systemAlso being part of a vaguely bad system before helping to fix it and saving people > mass murder and genocide
The Lion uses his niche series to curbstomp The Small Dog's popular but weak series.
>>153288529Me...
>>153288495Femboy foxboy and catgirl? Hot....This isn't POOta, RIGHT!?
The lion is a niche pet, has questionable NSFW displays on camera, and erm personally it all seems like hyperbole and flowery statements to me
>>153287340>Pokemon out of nowhereOhnonononono MHAPEDOS?
>>153288529I do this
The Lion and the Small Dog are gay lovers, though they publicly deny it
>>153288563which is strange when we have their supposed "rape videos" sex tapes
>>153288569Both the Lion and the Dog deny the "love" part
>>153288545Nothing about the hero system is fixed.It’s still a competition for fame and fortune that worships people like Deku with easy nepopowers and demonises people like Shiggy with “bad” powers.
The boxed animal shills his niche series, although we do not know if it's a lion or a small dog under the box until it gets an episode.
>>153288488Omni-Man was just following orders. MONSTERji did every thing on his own volition.
>>153288529I also do this.
>>153288545Omniman was the leader of the peaceful Viltrumites and taught them to be good, Mark just inherited after he died.
The Lion's life fell to pieces after raping the small dog
The Lion is too afraid to actually being up his niche series but will vaguelly make allusions to it in such a way only he will notice.
>>153288585How many Flaxan babies and toddlers did Viltrum order Omniman kill
The Hedgehog rapes the lion...
The small dog has the backing of the entire legal system, which heavily favors the small dog, so I'm not sure what the lion expected.
The Small Dog was #MeToo’d and deserves all the scorn he gets
>>153288605>being up hisThe ESL Lion looks like a retard.
>>153287612GODmo CHADpiens STRONGpiens...
The hedgehog has delusions of grandeur after mid-diffing some mealworms.
>>153288495Sauce?
The small dog divorcerapes the lion when it roars.
>>153288605The Lion is well-aware that his niche series only sells due to the girls having massive tits
The Hedgehog impotently tries to insert himself into the epic rivalry between The Lion and The Small Dog and gets humiliated for even making the attempt.
>>153287341Doesn't that only work when both sides are playing the same game?
The Lion roars because it is insecure in its masculinity.the small gay dog is very secure.
The lion used to be really big back in the 80s and 90s in Japan and Europe
Kyaaa~~... Lion-kun... w-we're different species... this isn't right...! A-A-And... b-b-b-boys...!!>The Lion shushes the Small Dog, and embraces him lovingly.
>>153288666>The Hedgehog watches from the corner
The Lion seethes at the mere mention of the Hedgehog like a little bitch.
the Lamb #cancels the small dog for being interspeciesphobic
>>153288673"AW, SWEET! CHILI DOGS!" exclaims the Hedgehog at the moneyshot.
The Lion never notices The Hedgehog because The Hedgehog always hides behind The Small Dog.
The lion and small dog have taken up a large portion of thread discourse
>>153287851Like it or notThat's the problem, we don't like it
>>153288610How many civillains did Endeavor's son kill? The one he abused and abanonded.
LION KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!smalldogsura…
>>153288688Stop being homophobic, it’s 2026
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DOG!!!The Lionsura...
The lion has probably forgotten that other words in the English lexicon exist besides rape
>>153288688The lion and small dog have jointly purchased a summer home in the Bahamas. They say it's just an investment.
The Lion belongs to an endangered species while the Small Dog’s people are THRIVING
The Lion redefined the English lexicon so that rape is a disproportionately important word compared to how often it actually happens.
the small dog insists on owning the house as Joint Tenants.The Lion registers ownership as Tenants in Common.
>LIONLOINLIONNobody cares about the lion's feats. Nobody cares about who the lion gets his fraud scaling to. The small dog has infinity better lore, scaling, buffs, but most importantly people actually love small dog. When was the last time someone wanted to be anywhere near a lion?
The lambjoshi seems to have an invested interest in the powerscaling and vs debating of the animal kingdom, for different reasons.
>>153288467Does the landlord have any good fights?
>LOINESL Dog...
Dabi caused the deaths of innocent people that Enji could've avoided by being better. All that blood is on his hands.
The Lion is unsure how his relation to the Small Dog become so esoteric
the small dog has the power of love on his side, and treats his pack far better than the lion’s pride.
The Tiger will protect the small dog from the Lion
3 hours, 400 posts of nonsense, what the hell happened today
>>153288724>When was the last time someone wanted to be anywhere near a lion?For some strange reason, the small dog visits the lion behind the rafters in the school field...
What did he just say to the Small Dog?
The Lamb SCHOLAR knows that The Small Dog is the Top and the lion the bottom.
>>153288610Those Flaxans are and will continue to be violent colonizers that deserved that treatment.
>>153288742Next fight was announced
Omni-Man caused the deaths of innocent people that he could've avoided by not killing people. All that blood is on his hands because he personally killed them.
The lambjoshi vividly discusses lion and small dog interactions when they roar or bark respectively
>>153288742Kratos broke us.
>>153288529Me and the small dog do this on a threadly basis
Thread of the year so far
>>153288735This. If Endeavor was a better father, countless innocent people would've been alive. That's why Omni-Man and Kratos are Better Men.
The Lion and small dog were photographed in bed together this morning, have called it AI.
>>153288751>I think we need to see other people
>>153288751https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xur5GF32Dek
>>153288760He'd make for a good cuck slave.
>>153288760In the comics omniman never did anything that cruel to mark or those civilians during his fight with Mark.
>>153288730no but he definitely looks good as a woman
the small dog gets the chaos soviet rocketship in its arsenal
The Lion powerscalers based on vibes and aura, somehow he is a better powerscaler than the Small Dog who spends time doing calcs and mapping chains of scaling
>>153288797Like out of 10 how good?
The Lion and The Small Dog are close but platonic friends.The Lamb makes homosexual fanfiction of them in it's spare time.
Ummm, the other cats...the other canines...bears? Reptiles and birds? Fishes and Arthropods? How many threads have we been through of Lion vs Small Dog?
Warrior-Z has informed me the small dog is a BOVNDLESS BEAST
>NOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE LION AND SMALL DOGLion and Small Dog website
The Lion and the Small Dog team up to rape every other canine and feline
>>153288751I should've RAPED and GAPED you and your verse a long time ago.
>>153288812
>>153288807well since they basically a jessica rabbit lookalike 9.5/10(i don't give 10s)
>>153288813all job to Lion
This has been the best thread this year. Good job, team.
>>153288751>You couldn't live with your failures, Small Dog, and look where that brought you. Back to me.
This, but with Thragg and Omniman in place of Batman and Superman
>>153288834
Look at this dinosaur feat! Check out the dragon statements? T-think about how cool and thematic Lion vs Tiger would be? Remember all the Fish matchups we used to get?
>>153288812That lamb is me btw
The small dog got that dog in him.
>>153288857Dinosaues are frauds, they all died out and the Lion lives
The Lamb scales to Jesus btw
Birds and reptiles scale to Dinosaurs btw
>>153288824Mid to large sized Dogbros... Catbros...
The Lion rapes but the small dog GAPES
>BLUE WHALE BLUE WHALE BLUE WHALEOHHHH MY GOOOSSSSH WE FUCKING GET IT BLUE WHALE IS THE BIGGEST ANIMAL EVER AND HIM VS SHASTASAURUS IS KINO YEAH WE GET ITSTOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THAT WATERFRAUD WHO COULDN'T SURVIVE ON LAND
>>153288854
>>153288880They're a tag team
>>153286319Supes no diffs
I actually thought the animation for The Lion vs. The Small Dog was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about the Small Dog losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for The Lion to take little damage. It also put The Lion in some kind of a mentor or elder role to The Small Dog, and lets The Lion show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting The Small Dog, he was TEACHING The Small Dog. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That small dog would take the lessons he learned and help someone who he was once like.I haven't seen a Small Dog though (but after watching this fight I think I might visit the local pet shop!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big The Lion fan I thought they The Lion justice and from what I saw they treated The Small Dog with the utmost respect.
The lion respects and protects foids. The same thing cannot be said for scrotes.
but seriously zod beats thragg because viltrumites are weak to extreme heat
Can dogs do this?
>>153286411Nobody care, doesn’t exist
Holy fuck, shut the fuck up with these animal sayings
The Lion puts pussy on a pedestal, the Small Dog enjoys humping random foids legs
>>153288895What the lion does to other lion cubs is none of MY business!
>>153288854This but with The Lamb and The Hedgehog in place of Batman and Superman and The Cheetah in place of Yamcha.
>>153288901>the lion has to use deceit and cunning to reach star levelKWAB
>>153286729Disappear
>VIRUSHAX!!!
Cucky tigerjeets once again seething over lions.
>>153288913>The Small Dog can't comprehend The Lion holding back to avoid causing unnecessary collateral damage
>>153288919>FRAUDmans jobbed to thisA-KEKKYPOW, A-KEKKYDEE!
>>153288895Lion's can ascrislly mistake other small mammals for kids. It being 3 lions also implies it was likely 3 female lions who are known to adopt young Gazelle after their own cubs die. Wouldn't be surpised if their pride just got a new male and all their cubs were killed. https://youtu.be/mZw-1BfHFKM?si=vrhAGDjmhqn7TSFu
Lion and small dog together strong.
We used to get 10 Arthropod vs Other Arthropodverse matchups a year. Things aren't the same ever since they went indie.
>>153288907The HOMO sapien allows the Lion and the Small Dog to live rent free in his head
Lionxisters?
Lions are chudcoded while tigers are too woke.
>>153288919s-shut up
The ape throws rocks at the lion from a tree and wins the battle.
Male lions are gay as fuck and let female lions do all the hunting usually.
>>153288742/dbg/ tends to do shit like this, just go full retard on a certain topic, like spamming gets about characters dicks.
>>153288943Not gay unless their balls touched
>>153287034>>153287065>>153287160>>153287147Doesn’t exist
>>153288943Developers already said lions, tigers and wolves are all proud bisexuals
The Lion is a proud feminist and believes in Lionesses thriving in traditionally male dominated fields.
He wins.
>>153288812The lamb drugged them, held them at gun point, and said that they only leave after having gay sex, while on her chair.
>>153288943>foid interrupts the hot steamy bro bonding sessionThey really ruin everything. I hate them even more than I hate dogs.
What should we do about the Eweish problem?
The rodent, once again, inserts himself into the conversation unwanted so he, once again, gets spitroasted by the lion and the small dog.
The lamb is unsure who is grooming who
>>153288998Erm actually the rodent wins by getting spitroasted actually
>>153288998Rodents hard counter cats and dogs since he can actually use tools
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*The Lion pauses from shoving his tongue down The Small Dog's throatTL: “Kisama! Who'd dare interrupt The Great and Powerful The Lion?!”The Small Dog stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Hedgehog fujoshi is clearly beating The Tiger to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesTSM: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck fraud The Tiger. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he was pretending to be you, oh great and powerful and attractive The Lion”From the bush:TT: “THE LION! SAVE ME! THIS AUTISTIC FEMCEL HEDGEHOG IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”TL: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over The Small Dog. How tall were you again? I like em small.The bushes rustle more as the would be King of the Jungle gets pummelled by sweaty Hedgehog fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loved away from himTT: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED THE LION MORE!”
>>153288895MY HERO
The nigger thinks he's human.
>>153289009Let's see that rodent vs cat and dog matchup then shall we?
We all know this lamb slander is coming from the cucky wolf
>>153289014>not the lamb beating the hedgehog
>>153288974last number is Goku's length
>>153288943Lions are better mammals
>>153289014Who the fuck is the TSM?
>>153289024>HBOCing humanslol!
The wolf crossdresses as a sheep.
>>153287309Nope
https://www.howtoanimal.com/why-dogs-attack-hedgehogs-prevent/
SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT ANIMALS
>>153289024>WOLVESWOLVESWOLVESWOLVESWOLVESWOLVES out of NOWHEREThe MINDBROKEN...
>>153289014>The Great and Powerful The Lion?!”
The lion and tiger turned the wolf into a small dog...
The little dog is haram and scares away angels from entering your house
>>153289026A respectable average cock. Now, let's see Bejita's.
ENOUGH
>>153289040>human fantasiesNow, hoverfags and other wasp mimics on the other hand...
>>153289052>SHUT THE FUCK ABOUTThe ESLman...
>>153289056Domestication is just another form of sissyfication if you think about it.
>>153289062Hold on, we don't know who this guy is?
>>153289062>The LITERAL WHO trying to interrupt the halls of the Animal Kingdom
The dinosaurverse just isn't what it used to be after all the downgrades...
>>153289061OHNONONONONONO
The Tiger would Fodderize The Lion
>>153289061FVCK...
>>153289092>92The Tiger is.... A Survivor.
>>153289040>wolves are transcodedYUP! My HEROES!
>>153289062Anomalicarus! The very first predator! The strongest!
ENOUGH!
>Y-Yes, I know worker bees and wasps are female! Yes, I'm still a guy! I only dress up as a cute bee or hot wasp because... because... I'm scared of BIRDS, okay!? I just don't want to be eaten by birds! It's solely defensive!
>>153289092KWABger...
>>153289092Animal Planet's Death Battle show did that alreadyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=D_PHs-kbypo&pp=ygUdYW5pbWFsIGZhY2Ugb2ZmIGxpb24gdnMgdGlnZXI%3D
>>153289116He FODDERIZES The Gorilla btw
>>153289072Mythologically, castration used to be associated with loss of creative power and kingship, as seen with some of the Mesopotamian stories such as with the Hurrians I believe? And with Cronus obviously.Also, the civilized used to be seen as naturally effeminate, while barbarism was associated with manliness. Hence why the Greeks and Romans saw Persians and Semites as effeminate, or why later stories of Horus and Set saw the uncivilized Set sodomize Horus who represented civilization.
Reminder if you can be domesticated that means you're a weak willed sissy that jobbed to mind hax over a generation.
>>153289090>HIDEOUSsaurs
>>153289092The tiger was molested by the lion when he was a cub...
>>153289134yup yup yup
>>153289142Humansisters...
>>153289116Did you say something?
>makes up 20% to 25% of all mammal species>killed 7.1 million humans with a virus>only mammal that can fly>inspired BatgodEnter.
>>153289092Just a reminder to pay your respects to The Tiger, for you see, he is a survivor. You see, in the spicy, sizzling summer of 2026, he was assaulted by seven rabid The Lions and was RAPED. Yes, he too, but don't fret, because you can break the willing, and The Tiger stays strong! If it can happen to him, it can happen to you. Trust me, I know.t. Kevin NashWrestler, Actor, Survivor.
>>1532891492 fucking tons? Dude what are you, crack?
Tiger has the stats advantage while the lions have hax.
The Bear is a diabetic hazbin that's addicted to HOMO sapien trash
All these animals? Job to human domestication btw
The Lion is proud of the pity stat he got in the follow up analysis
>>153289145>Meteor: You are...monster NO LONGER>I...never was *squawk*
The Tiger has better stats while The Lion has better aura farming.
The Birds scared off the entire composite biology verse by claiming that they have xeelee scaling.
Let's discuss flatworms.
>>153289182Post humans domesticating a Zebra.
The lion? Listed as vulnerable and thus closer to extinction than the dog.
You lose all debates, SON.
>>153289210Zebras are in zoos
>>153289206Favorite animal?>>153289199May we see the birds scaling to the xeeleeverse?
I don't know about all that but Cheetahs are THE BIGGEST FRAUDS in the ENTIRE Animal Kingdom.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37B11Nr8e4g&t=85s
>>153289090Heard for years the T Rex was the King of Beasts.Then oneday The Fox entered my chicken coop and gaped composite T Rexverse
Sea Scorpion vs Anomalocaris and Plesiosaur vs Mosasaur would be cool but you guys don't want anything but Mammal matchups
>>153289217You BFRd them because they’re immune to your mindhax
>>153289232T-Rex would have RAPED and GAPED Foxes and their class millions of years ago...
Zebras are the Niggers of horses.
>>153289234We're always down for Blue Whale RAPING and GAPING Plesiosaur though
>>153289245Nice Lore. May we see a T-Rex feat?
The Small Dog has been mutilated into an affront to God by those it trusted and begs the Lion to put it out of his misery
>>153289247Porn addict knowledge
Just because we’ve never seen The T-Rex beating the small fox doesn’t mean it couldn’t.
>his verse only survived by downgrading into small prey animalKekkychookie!
>>153289234>[DIMELESS] vs [DIMELESS] and [DIMELESS] vs [DIMELESS] would be cool butNo they wouldn't because NOBODY gives a fuck about those prehistoric literal whos, I'd rather have Megalodon vs The Kraken 4.
>>153289218
The thread is ending soon, it's time to submit your final verdicts: who won this thread?
The small dog's verse had a rough transition in the 2000s, and none of its edgy pivots or hard fanservice attempts worked out, and no one really wants to talk about the 2010s self flagellation and cal arts humiliation ritual...even then it never really recovered from that, having to crossoverwhore out its IP...
>>153289286I don't know, but I do know that SHITmans jobbed AGAIN, as always.
>>153289286The small dog and the lion
>>153289286VILTRVM GODS won like always.
>>153289286The Lion and the Small Dog won the thread, and my heart
>No we can't do Kraken vs Megalodon, we have to have another house cat vs house dog matchup!
>>153289286The Hedgehog.
>>153289286Kratos
Elephantbros, we have been, forgotten...
The lion has power, but the small dog has POTENTIAL.
We had a whole movie trilogy confirming Cats lose to Dogs
>>153289326The Elephant doesn't concern itself with the ramblings of the lion.
>>153289305... Has lost to Mario as he always does
>>153289286Who else could it be?
>His hero only came about after the dinosaurs>his hero is a slave to evolutionlol
>>153289286The feline featsman and the canine chainscaler, the King of Beasts and Man's Best Friend, the RAPIST and the RAPED: the Lion and the Small Dog.
>>153289354CHADSTAV the BEAST solos any mammal btw
>The lion may have been physically stronger, but the Small Dog. Does. This. Every. Single. Day.
>>153289286Sora from Kingdom hearts!
>>153289354Crocochud what do you think about this articlehttps://faunafacts.com/what-eats-crocodiles/
>>153289362No lies detected.
>>153289392>>153289392>>153289392Move to the RAPING and GAPING thread.
>Singlehandedly TERRORIZES an entire species for DECADES by doing absolutely nothing
>>153289425BING CHILING!*eats your fins until you're vulnerable*
>>153289447Jobbing to bugmen means he scales to Gohan
>>153289461shark downscale...
>>153288441Joel gets absolutely shit stomped, the fuck is he going to do against laser weapons? Sam at least fights fucked up future shit himself.
>>153288325why is gohan's arm red
>>153289755He got a little tanned during his vacation.
stop. talking. about. tokusatsu. it's embarassing. now argue about how goku can beat superman or else i will be VERY angry these are MY threads mother fucker and if you dare talk about tokusatsu in MY thread, there WILL be conciquences.
>>153289132Tigerbros...
>>153289160Dogs have mastered the sky land and sea. Duckfags are still mad they went the full red mage build.
>>153289755Saiyans are brown (mexican).
