>I was only nine years old>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics and merchandise>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given>"Bendis is love", I say, "Bendis is life">My dad hears me and calls me a faggot>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis>I respond "I'm a faggot?">He says "Yes, you're a faggot">I say "But I'm not gay">He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay">I repond "It's still pretty homophobic">He punches me and sends me to my room>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking>I go into my bed and it is very cold>I feel a warmth moving towards me>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels>I feel something touch me>2 page spread>It's Bendis>I am so happy>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?">"Your latest comic?">"Yes">"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?">"Why else would I come?">"I thought you were gonna have your way with me">"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be twisted freak">"A twisted freak?">"Yes">"Can I just read the comic?">"Go ahead">He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees>I'm ready>I open the comic for Bendis>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water>I push against his force>I want to please Bendis>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity>My dad walks in>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now">"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!">"You were suposed to say "It's over now?"">"Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?">"You're no fun">Bendis punches the wall and leaves to write about his waifu some moreBendis is love, Bendis is life
>>153319002>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panelsIt gets me every time.
>posted on Hitler’s birthdayWhat was OP implying by this?
>>153319002>>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing>>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>>153319002good thread, OP
>>153319002Probably the funniest variant of this copypasta out there, even funnier than the original if you're a comic fan.
>>153319002>>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot>>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis>>I respond "I'm a faggot?">>He says "Yes, you're a faggot">>I say "But I'm not gay">>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay">>I repond "It's still pretty homophobic">>He punches me and sends me to my room>>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talkingKino
>>153321195is this an edit?
>>153323556Nope.
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panelskilled me
>>153319002>"he wrote Ultimate Spider-man" I remind myself
>>153320207That was yesterday.
>>153319002It's nice this thread was posted because I happened by accident on this Generation X issue. Lobdell is writing Dark Beast as if he has brain damage.The result is that he talks exactly like a Bendis character, and no one else in the issue talks like this at all to underscore he's not right in the head.And somehow Bendis milked a career out of this.
>>153325137
>>153325027Which is when the thread was posted.
>>153325137>And somehow Bendis milked a career out of this.The thing to remember about Bendis's success is that he was in the right place at the right time when Marvel was desperate and got put in charge of a title that was too good to fail and had a movie coming out the following year.
>>153325813Oh.
>>153328551Oh?
>>153328893My bad.
Secretly everyone is a Bendis fan. Sure people here like to feel they have superior taste by calling him shit, hack or whatever they want. They feel better knowing their current indy darling is way better than the top dog at Marvel because it somehow validates the comics they are reading and that's fine.And yeah the things people complain about Bendis are true as well. He likes to write for trades with slow pacing arcs and his characteristic dialogue. Not to mention putting the stories over any kind of continuity fans want to be acknowledged.But it's also true that what he does is exactly what Marvel needs. He actually puts some effort in trying to change and advance these characters. You people always criticize his changes because you don't want your characters to advance that fast. Maybe if a change is teased and slowly build then in ten years you will accept it but Bendis doesn't have ten years. He wants to move forward himself not wait until his grandsons do the job for him. You hate him for that but it's what Marvel need. His stories also appeal to the readers. He writes what they want to read. Compare Guardians of the Galaxy against Inhumans. Both had the same number of variants but Bendis still won because he writes the team of Guardians people are interested in reading, accuse him of waifuing or whatever but people accpeted Kitty as Star-Lord because Bendis sold her to them in the first issue. He also put the Avengers on the map and some might say he did it by using gimmicks and events but he was the one who dared to pull these gimmicks and events, and they worked. People liked it. Bendis does know what people want. /co/ of course has other ideas, and most likely those ideas would send Marvel into bankruptcy again.Bendis works, and /co/ loves him. All the hate messages are just the way they have to show their love.
>>153330035Your bad?
>>153331031>simping for bendis>ridiculously excessive dialog10/10 troll
>>153331031>but Bendis doesn't have ten years.He doesn't? Does he have ligma?
>>153331031Nah, he's shit, and he ruined comics.
>>153330035Sorry "My bad"
what the hell is going on?
>>153334473What you mean?
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