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I guess i'll make the thread. Discuss Grumind.
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GODtaro won.
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>Most popular anime in Japan and the West
>Highly successful sequel series
>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century
>Universal scaling
>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids
>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey
>MFTL on-screen feats
>Most respected anime in these threads
Yup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
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Doesn't Mysterio's helmet alone hard-counter Scarecrow?
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Behave
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>>153329390
....the losing competition
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So after the utter thrashing of the thread order who will we nominate to be the new top of the thread?
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>>153329408
Yes
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>>153329377
predictions for megamind's analysis?
>no Metro Man suit
>no Metro Man scaling
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MHA should fight the characters from UNordinary instead of trying to mess with stronger verses
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>>153329377
I think they'll have Megamind's metroman formula in a black box saying while it would give him Metroman's powers he wouldn't be anywhere close to as strong as him unless he was given a lot of time
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been gone a week. What i miss?
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MHA should stick to picking on street tiers.
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>>153329377
Thragg canonically destroys Hulk in a fight.
Invincible upscale
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I won the last thread btw.
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>>153329494
Was this before or after immortal Hulk?
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>>153329477
Like Giovanni?
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>>153329508
We know, Jojobro.
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>>153329475
We've decided to push Baxter Stockman vs Waspinator as /co/'s unanimous choice
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Post fanservice matchups.
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>>153329549
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This accurate?
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>>153329477
So JoJo?
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>>153329516
It doesn't matter. Thragg kills all versions of the Hulk.
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>>153329477
But MHA characters already fight each other?
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>>153329549
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>>153329561
I refuse to learn macaco drivel, please translate into a real human language thank you
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>>153329433
As fun as the fight's idea is, Death Battle could never do it justice. Look at Jason vs. Michael, that fight writes itself but it was a flop. No way they get two illusion "casters" like Mysterio and Crane right.
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>>153329494
Surely there's someone else who's also worked on Invincible and Hulk who can refute this... Right?
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>>153329494
FUARK HE KNOWS THE WORD CANON IT’S OVER
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Most pokemon trainers could easily beat an MHA villain
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>>153329516
Feats for immortal Hulk?
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My hero is in the Epstein files...
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>>153329377
I really don't get why lackeys are included, Gru tends to carry his climactic battles alone while minions are being stupid elsewhere, and Megamind's minion + brain bots aren't quite equivalent in prevalence, they have more than enough gadgets for 1v1
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>>153329625
I don't think a random dude on Unova Route 10 with a Bouffalant and Amoongus would be able to murderate AFO
>>153329644
Patton Oswalt is your hero too I see
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>>153329648
Does afo have any sleep resistance?
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>>153329377
>Discuss Grumind.
nah
ENTER THE REAL SUPER VILLAIN
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MHA? Hypno victims
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E48U_Dd96Qs&pp=ygUVZ2l2ZXMgYmlydGggYWxvbmUgbWhh
MHAxisters...
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>>153329600
Fan Battle did a decent fight. Even had a fake-out where they went into post-analysis after Scarecrow seemingly won just for Mysterio to take over.
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>>153329708
Dio would murder afo
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>>153329708
>this fight
>wally vs sonic
any other really satisfying FRAUDCHECKS?
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>>153329548
who the fuck are either of those?
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>>153329549
Fanservice matchups would be neat if the 'All Fights End in Homicide' rule didn't exist.
The hot wrestling and jiggling kinda gets ruined when one of them invariably has to be turned into salsa.
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>>153329409
stfu fence level queer
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>>153329583
But we are speaking english?
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If you don't have sleep resistance you're a weak bitch
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>>153329743
>who the fuck are either of those?
holy newfag. i can't believe you
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>>153329549
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Boku no pico clears
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>>153329752
Shhhhhh
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>>153329377
I don't even think anybody even won that last thread, it was just losers that lost progressively harder
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>>153329765
>If you don't have sleep resistance you're a weak bitch
>uses dream fist
response?
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>>153329549
Mario vs Sonic 3
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>>153329700
>Jack vs Guts
Jack fucking clears lol wtf is that matchup?
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>>153329809
>Null phys
Gg no re
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>>153329827
aaaiiiieeee
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>>153329783
i have been here for at least a year. Explain.
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>>153329800
Aids ridden faggot
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>>153329813
A cool fight.
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>>153329708
I'll never understand their win cons for this. I honestly think Dio would win too but the way they said he'd win is plain retarded. Why not just say Dio speed and strength blitzes Alucard with Alucard having no real way to respond to beat him not make up some hypnosis shit that doesn't make sense?
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>>153329842
>Giovanni out of nowhere
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>>153329646
The final conflict of Despicable Me 1 has the Minions save Gru and one of his daughters by forming a long chain to catch him.
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>>153329833
>Explain
uh oh, well you see. I DON'T HAVE TO SPOONFEED YOU. yeah, uh. just use google. :)
*phew. that was close*
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I think Mash vs Asta or Deku would be a great fight
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>>153329809
Reminder that Giorno almost got killed by this
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>>153329745
Reminds me of when I was a kid and there was this show about people dying in various ways. One episode had an older lady in a bikini trying to seduce some younger workers across the street. While I used to find her hot, it felt a bit weird since she ends up getting sliced in half.
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>>153329923
what show
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>>153329918
If Joker wasn't a bitch and had reflect physical he would have solo'd Giorno
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>>153329923
>Reminds me of when I was a kid and there was this show about people dying in various ways
that's just the news
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>>153329842
>Hulk out of nowhere
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I can't believe we lost to MHA of all fandoms in these halls...
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>>153329557
Luka should win this, right?
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>>153329860
Part 3 Dio has no way to put down Alucard. The stats for both characters are retarded. God I hate power scaling so fucking much. It's all so stupid.
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>>153329986
He wins in both pure feats, and retarded lore part.
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Bleach fans got monkey pawed. Ichigo beat Yusuke, but Yusuke looked way cooler during the battle, hit Ichigo in the balls, and had the better lines. He also had cooler analysis too.
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>>153329708
That speed is retarded Dio got surprised by Polnereff falling from a building to stab him in the head him being any level of FTL would make that a massive plot hole
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>>153329908
>:(
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Just a reminder.
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>>153330009
Honestly, this applies to 99% of all "FTL" settings.
>Goku can be caught off guard by a guy shooting a laser
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They havin' a street-off...
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>>153330032
How do you watch/read a series, see the characters do things and then come up with all these ridiculous numbers that make no sense. How retarded does one have to be?
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Walls will CHIP...buildings will SHAKE...streets will NEED 20-DOLLAR REPAIRS.
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>>153330057
>>153330068
ALL OF DC and ALL OF MARVEL...
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>>153329390
HamtaroCHADS
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>>153329434
Minions just shitstomp Megamind with their cartoony stats
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>>153329990
Well like I said Dio I think would win ecen if you don't want to take scaling into consideration but making up shit about him using hypnosis to get rid of schrodinger is stupid. Just say Dio can kill Alucadd even though he won't stay dead but Alucard can't really kill Dio so the winner is Dio or something. Idk I honestly think the match up in general was stupid and didn't make sense. I mean aside from vampire they have absolutely nothing in common. Hell Alucard vs Blade or Buffy would have made better sense.
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>>153329557
End in rape
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>>153330065
Most "fraudulent" speed scaling comes from either
>Needing to get to another planet/galaxy and not wanting to deal with the travel time
>Dodging "lasers"
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It's funny how OPM has the most direct and powerful feats between then, MHA, and Invincible and also far and away the least spergy fanbase given the nature of its plot. I guess OPM doesn't really feel like it needs to prove itself given it has multi-solar system feats and like an actual FTL feat without resorting to le "dodged laser" or "traveled through space" feat but like actual FTL combat speeds
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>>153329860
>Why not just say Dio speed and strength blitzes Alucard with Alucard having no real way to respond to beat him
I mean... They literally said that on top of the hypnosis thing as a hypothetical wincon in case Alucard gets Schrodinger
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I love BBC.
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>>153330123
See
>>153330094
Even with schrodinger just say technically Dio can kill Alucard even if it doesn't stick but Alucard can't really kill Dio so Dio wins.
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>>153330159
We know, Sonic.
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>>153330097
>End in rape
niice
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My hero?
Loved by his community, loved by his friends, loved by his wife, also STOMPS his opponent.
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>>153330115
>The least spergy
Which is funny because there's a bunch of Saitama fanboys who get mad if you say he can't beat *insert character here* with one punch because that's his gag. To be fair, the original webcomic by ONE is just a shitpost. Murata's version takes things took seriously, and that's how we ended up with the mess that was manga version of Saitama vs Garou.
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I don't care about OPM and never watched, but I regularly jerk off to femboys and transgirls cosplaying Tatsumaki. So I will forever thank OPM for that.
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>>153330203
Dekubro btw.
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>>153330159
MEGUMIN DONT SAY THAT!
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>>153330203
>fapping to troons
>fapping to tatsumaki
i cant tell which one is worse...
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>>153330159
We know, Mobian Hedgehog Aficionado.
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BEASTS
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>>153330203
If you like femboys, you should have been jacking off to Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, you poser!
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>>153329549
They have a melty over muh objectification these days, but some obvious ones are inevitable
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>>153330278
And Flashy Flash
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My upscaling is getting beaten by progressively stronger characters...
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>>153329434
Star level Death Ray
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>>153330094
Dio also had another similarly popular and less complicated matchup but it never happened because reasons.
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>>153330311
>Already had Batman vs Spider-Man
>Already had Batman Beyond vs Spider-Man 2099
>Already had Miles Morales in two fights
>STILL no Catwoman vs Black Cat
>STILL no Scarecrow vs Mysterio
For what reason?
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>>153330159
Froppy...
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>rips your hero's arms off
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>>153330343
Oh, forgot Bane vs Venom
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>>153330187
Gru...
>>153330327
*large building asteroid level
>>153330343
capeshit fatigue hopefully
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/1sryvze/chris_vs_junko_was_pitched_yesterday_heres_how_it/
Chris Junko makes a lot more sense than Junkotrap.
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>>153329842
No, the Kamen Riders cured aids, Infact, here's ExAid.
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>>153330009
That was a sneak attack while he was focused on jotaro you disingenuous retard.
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>>153330362
>*large building asteroid level
His FULL POWER OF THE SUN satellite death ray actually
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>>153330368
you're so fucking childish for even knowing this garbage exists
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>>153329745
>Fanservice matchups would be neat if the 'All Fights End in Homicide' rule didn't exist.
>The hot wrestling and jiggling kinda gets ruined when one of them invariably has to be turned into salsa.
Agreed unless it's thematic or it would make sense for both characters to die.

>>153329923
>>153329929
>>153329949
>Reminds me of when I was a kid and there was this show about people dying in various ways. One episode had an older lady in a bikini trying to seduce some younger workers across the street. While I used to find her hot, it felt a bit weird since she ends up getting sliced in half.
That's 1000 Ways To Die on SpikeTV, which was the same channel that had Deadliest Warrior which would influence Death Battle.
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>>153330395
>you're so fucking childish for even knowing this garbage exists
>>153330368
why does he have a super famicom controller on his chest
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>>153330009
Let's not forget Dio being slower than cars lol
FTL (not via hax like MIH or timestopping) JoJo is quite literally THE biggest grift in powerscaling. An entire fight is literally built on the precedent that Polnareff CAN'T REACT AND HIT a guy that's exactly light speed. He needs to position his sword in a way that he'll run into it. I've once seen a guy say "erm several reputable blogs have JoJos at FTL so I'll believe them."
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>>153330414
He uses video game powers. Pac-Man is a power-up he uses.
>>153330395
>s-stop trying to talk about childish things! talk about dragon ball, jojo, marvel, minions, dc, mastermind, yugioh,pokemon, and other things I LIKE RIGHT NOOOOOOW
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>>153329549
Pic related.

>>153329745
This. A simple "character has been defeated" would suffice.

>>153329812
That's not a fanservice matchup.
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>>153330267
Crona is better.
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>>153330414
>why does he have a super famicom controller on his chest
no, meatwad. the question is why don't we have one? are you poor, uh? well, if yiu are dimeless then i will neber appear in death battle. we need the DIMES. THE DIMES. now let's go outside and collect some money
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>>153330395
I think this anon was raped by a Kamen Rider
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>>153330424
you genuinely must be some kind of pedophile lusting after little boys to be able to watch that slop
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>>153330472
Wow, you sure are projecting. Just because I don't talk about your favorite kids comic or kids cartoon or kids anime or kids manga or kids videogame.
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>>153330472
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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>>153330444
This matchup actually seems fun at first glance but it's probably a total stomp for Yoruichi. The fight would be awesome though.
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>>153330472
Cease the schizophrenic pedo babble
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>>153330472
>insulting shotaKINO
Quiet.
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Minato can't even see or hear Yoruichi who is a fucking Ghost. Mismatch.
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>you're not allowed to talk about THAT. this is MY thread, mother fucker. my name is pablo estaban, and this is MY thread. you WILL only talk about dragon ball z, and nothing else. do i make myself clear?
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>>153330472
the projection coming from anon is so vast that is gonna get confused with Project Blue Beam
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>>153330419
Jonathan vs Tanjiro was retarded. Tanjiro is better in every way except for maybe pure physical strength, but because Joseph dodged a "laser" from the Red Stone of Aja once, it means that Jonathan is MFTL.
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>>153330500
But I'm white and I like Marvel though?
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>>153330444
I know nothing of Naruto or Bleach. Realistically who wins this?
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>>153330500
Kind looks like my cousin Pablo Nunez Escobar Hernandez Garcia Gonzales Coronado
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>>153330518
We ACCEPT laser dodging as FTL in these halls.
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Who wins in a Greek god free for all?
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>>153329708
FUCK I wanted to use this pic... Anyways.
I wanted to compare some numbers between Jojo and BnH because of the last argument about Bakugou vs Kira.
In the end I added JJK and CSM numbers just because I know all these series share Match ups against each other (Alucard vs Makima, Gojo vs Jotaro or Johnny, Makima vs WoU, Star vs Makima, Sukuna vs DIO etc)
So let's start with the comparisons
First of all in the high ends Boku no Hero Stomps everyone else. With Shigaraki scaling to the full OFA powered Strom punch between Bakugou and Deku in one of the Movies (79 TERATONS of TNT)
I'm only looking at Bakugou's numbers because of this.
>AP Numbers
>DIO's Cloud Splitting feat in Phantom Blood (10.6 MEGATONS of TNT)
For some reason they included this as it's own thing not even The World's punching strength.
>Bakugou's Mountainside busting (2.15 MEGATONS of TNT)
This is Bakugou's peak in power, remember this for later
>Jogo's meteor calc (832 KILOTONS of TNT)
Almost all JJK characters get this
>Base DIO's AP, The World's punching power (441 KILOTONS of TNT)
DIO's base is weaker than Bakugou's best feat and JJK's best scaling.
This is important because most Stands with an A in power scale to this, almost no one scales to DIO's laser eyes.
>Typhoon Devil Scaling (413 KILOTONS of TNT)
>Reze's solo Explosion (2 Kilotons of TNT)
>Alucard's AP (11 Tons of TNT)
Alucard is weaker than Feats only Reze

Now with Speed
>DIO: 1,510 times the speed of light
Technically this is only reaction speeds
>Bakugou's reaction speeds: Mach 874,030 (quite literally 99.99% the speed of light)
>Alucard: Mach 1,500
>Mahito: Mach 932
>Reze: Mach 510
>Makima: Mach 486
>Bakugou's movement speed: Mach 384.84
>Gojo: Mach 284
Basically DIO (and anyone who scales to him) is faster than absolutely anyone in here, yes this includes JJK's light speed scaling because according to Shigaraki vs Mahito said scaling is still slower than Shigaraki's own FTL Scaling, and DIO is faster than that
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>>153330521
Yoruichi. Bleach character just generally have higher stats than Naruto characters and Minato doesn't have a lot of hax beyond teleportation and sealing jutsu.
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>>153330414
>why does he have a super famicom controller on his chest
Ex-Aid is a gamer and a doctor who cures patients who are beiing infected by evil video game virus. His attire is video game themed.
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>>153330518
>but because Joseph dodged a "laser" from the Red Stone of Aja once, it means that Jonathan is MFTL.
Debunk this without sounding mad.
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>>153330521
Bleach because Dodging lightning is seen as a high speed feat in Naruto that a Kage level fighter like Itachi can't do.
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>>153330440
Prove to me that he's wrong without appealing to emotion or clittyleaking.
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your hero has non-fraudulent and consistently reproduced FTL feat, right?
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>>153330518
That's retarded. Hamon is legitimately a better and stronger power than Tanjiro's weird fake elemental breath shit and Tanjiro has fuckall for speed feats, the feat they gave him in the episode was legitimately even worse than Jonathan's. Yes, MFTL Jonathan is stupid but Tanjiro 100% lost that fight by any real metric.
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>>153330541
greek god? zeus always. hades is the wild card because he can turn... invisible but that's it
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>>153330521
Yoruichi is still alive by the end of her show so think about it
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>>153330518
Prime Part 1 and 2 characters like Johnathan, Joseph, and Part 1 Dio speedblitz the cast, it's true.
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>>153330472
What in the fuck did KR do to piss you off this much
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Hey wanna know why I watch Tokusatsu? A few reasons.
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Demon Slayer if MFTL+ and mountain level
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>>153330541
Nyx, Zeus, or Heracles are the only ones with real arguments.
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>>153330550
>Ex-Aid is a gamer and a doctor
>a doctor... with a color scheme
thanks doc
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>>153330500
Tokubros look and sound like this. Nothing wrong with that btw.
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>>153330543
>Jotaro speedblitzes Deku because he scales to DIO and kills him with Time Stop
Yep!
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>>153330586
That anon was brutally raped by Shocker and brainwashed into hating Kamen Rider
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>>153330624
This is somehow Decade's fault
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>>153330563
meatwad, I don't have to prove anything. now dance, we need that money
>>153330599
nyx is a primordial though
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>>153330518
I agree that the speed scaling for Johnatan was stupid, but Tanjiro got scaled to lighting speed from a demon who shoots magic lightning, nowadays most people would argue that such a thing shouldn't be considered lightning speed.
Also when it comes to power and abilities Johnatan is immensely superior, Tanjiro has almost nothing when it comes to power do they gave him the worst Chainscaling in the history of the show and he was still almost twice as weak.
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>>153330541
"Come, try me, immortals, so all of you can learn.
Hang a great golden cable down from the heavens,
lay hold of it, all you gods, all goddesses too:
you can never drag me down from sky to earth,
not Zeus, the highest, mightiest king of kings,
not even if you worked yourselves to death."
— Zeus, The Iliad book VIII
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>>153330589
>dime a dozen porn build in shitty cosplay and gookface
This nigger can't even goon right
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>Bakukira
Does Kira get Hayato and BTD like he has him for his ultimate in the fighting game?
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>forgor my master shake pic
big L
>>153330563
accept my concession now
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>>153330611
You? Mad. :)
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>>153330541
Zeus apparently solos the rest of the pantheon according to the Homeric epics. The only thing he "lost to" was Hera seducing him.
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>>153330647
>Jonathan scaling to Jolyne deflecting meteorites
What the fuck? This fight is even worse than I remembered.
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>>153330650
>so all of you can learn
Zeus was TEACHING them...
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>>153330657
Assumedly he gets that and stray cat.
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>>153330673
Over having you shit taste in women? I guess.
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>>153330684
Where do you think Kratos gets it from?
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>>153330691
You? Mad. :)
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>>153330686
I already assumed he got Stray Cat. Anyway is it likely for Bakugo to ask Hayato for anything about Kira while he hides? I think even something like "Did that man hurt you" could trigger BTD and then it's game over unless Kira is instablitzed.
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>>153330691
t.
>if it's not two homosexual space apes screaming at each other with angry anime eyes, i don't care
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>>153330543
Funny thing both Reze and Mahito got the same scaling Gojo and Makima got for their speeds but they are faster than both of them
Mahito's example is way more egregious because this fucker using the same Black flash scaling Gojo got ended up being more than 3 times faster than him (yes in Death Battle Mahito is faster than Gojo and equally as strong)
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>I am a DIMELESS shitter... I must now sissify myself for my superiors...
Whose HERO said this?
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>>153330675
Shit like that and Red Stone of Aja laser are a thing because Araki is retarded a lot of the time.
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>>153330726
ANY ONE I DISLIKE, OBVIOUSLY.
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>>153330657
Kira was blessed by Gravity. a luckchad until the very end (he spilled his spagetti and thus lost all his luck aura). you have to give him everything
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>>153330726
you
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>>153330726
Luffy's hero Shanks.
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>>153330717
Kira has a lot of ways to get a guaranteed win desu. Even without btw as long has kira touches Bakugo he could instakill him or just turn his equipment into bombs.
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Give HIM a match up
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>>153330723
>Dragon Ball out of nowhere
Shit taste in women AND homosexual fixation towards Dragon Ball? Ay, ay, ay!
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>>153330543
Basically Kira Speed Blitzes Bakugou but Bakugou is stronger than Kira...
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>>153330757
well yeah, the dbzfags made it clear they clittyleak over tokusatsu constantly, so i just assumed
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>>153330726
Why, Goku, of course!
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Toku Butts bust my Nuts.
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I just shitted my dick, real hard. Weep for me bros...
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>>153330737
>gravity
>luck
He was a haxchad, you pedophilic hack
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>Every single character mentioned in this thread?
TAKEN AND RAPED
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>>153330788
Picrel happened to KINGtos after carrying these threads on his back since time immemorial
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>>153330760
Kira doesn't scale to DIO since Jotaro is put at the peak of Part 4 with the only thing that scales to him being SHA but for durability only
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>>153330814
Why did Raditz gravitational pull drag in Freddy Mercury?
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>Dragon Cope...
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....
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>>153330814
I see this was inspired by the Kratosian school of animation by the noticeable black bar during Thragg's flight.
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>>153330795
no, no. be legit has goldlike luck that fate itself bend over for him. the most obvious example was when the cup broke and burnt his wrist. he took his watch and later that same watch protected him from getting oneshotted by stray cat
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>>153330833
Those knives solo all of MHA btw
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>>153330833
Posting something jotaro tanked
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>>153330395
okay you definitely just destroyed your glass house with that fat boulder of a statement
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>>153330851
>fat boulder
Every American itt...
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>SHITonicle
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>>153330674
post more naked sluts
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>>153330880
BRUVA NOOO
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>>153330869
Who tf is this for? Bionicle? Chronicle?
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>>153330880
This is someone's drawing of Hera.
Makes Zeus look gay as hell.
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>>153330833
post your hero TANKING blades
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Just wait when I get that 7s then it's over for you all...
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>>153330756
https://xenoblade.fandom.com/wiki/Mechonis
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Go away, drspic.
>>153330896
Zeus not plowing this bitch and turning the Pantheon into an entire commie block of their divine offspring is a mistake of cosmic proportions.
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>>153330896
>cheating on his loyal sister-wife
What an asshole!
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>>153330896
retard every greek foid looked like this and zeus was rapemaxxing so he can taste them all
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>>153330756
All Lego universes are pretty weak. You can't even give Bionicle the moon-level feat because it killed Teridax and destroyed HALF a moon. At the most it's island level because both Toa and Makuta can level them.
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>>153330908
>1 off
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>>153330927
the mom is better
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>>153330814
CANON
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>>153330368
He looks like he sells Nerf guns.
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Post BEASTS with IMMEASURABLE speed feats
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>>153330932
>Spending time with INFERIOR women when your hot sister-wife is right there
Zeus was an IDIOT and also GAY
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>>153330932
>retard every greek foid looked like this and zeus was rapemaxxing so he can taste them all
this
>>153330925
shut up, retard. who are you, our mom? im sending chris-chan to your location
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>>153330962
this retard deserved his pain and so did afo
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>>153330962
KWAB!
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>>153330962
universal bullets
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Powerscaling has mindbroken me so much that when my uncle bought a new universal remote for the TV, I went "FUARK! He's that strong?!"
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>>153330962
>SHITgaraki is a Hol Horse victim
Kek!
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>>153330962
Each one of those bullets would completely destroy Kratos
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>>153331013
This actually happened, I was there, my nephew is mentally retarded
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>>153331013
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>>153329431
GODnic is always at the top. He's our KING.
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UNIVERSAL TV REMOTES
GALAXY PHONES
PLANET LEVEL CONSOLES
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>>153331054
Our king of losing.
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>>153330833
>JOBtaro is a Toga victim
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The lion does not concern himself with the verses that can't bust stars onscreen.
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Quentin is a chump compared to Jon.
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>>153331067
k b c
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>>153331061
WORLD CUP
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Zeuswank is so cringe. The Greeks made him too strong.
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The lion would gape the small dog for bringing up the last thread but is just not really in the mood for it right now...
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>>153331108
But Zeus is a fraud in his own setting. He feared typhon and only killed his dad by getting help from others and poisoning his wine.
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>>153331108
>NOOOOOO THE KING OF THE GODS IS TOO STRONG
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Godzilla made Zeus his bitch once.
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>>153331090
complex multiversal crocodile btw
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>>153331129
He couldn't beat his dad in a fair fight though.
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>>153331067
... the losing competition.
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The Storm God RAPES and GAPES the Chaos Serpent and his entire cosmology.
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>Zeus
KINGtos beat him.
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>>153330850
*something Jotaro's MANGA tanked, saving his life
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>>153331129
https://youtu.be/gtKNgFftV5Y?t=17
E N T E R
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>>153331108
I recall him having some anti-feats at some point, but I can't recall them.
I do know that Ovid's Metamorphoses makes a distinction between the being that created everything and Zeus's pantheon, though.
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>>153331189
back when araki was mildly better at writing
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>>153331203
>Ovid's Metamorphoses
literal fanfiction
you may as well bring up mcu smut to marvel debates
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The God that's actually every other God and also everything as emanations of itself...
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>>153331189
That Manga would've gaped Deku btw.
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>>153331194
For me, it's the song where the villain sings about murdering the MC's son and raping his wife
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>>153331194
https://youtu.be/skVSbITX4kY?t=11
Poseidon MOGS him.
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>>153331259
Dyaus Phter RAPES and GAPES every other God and their entire cosmoslogies
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>Tier 0s in your path
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>>153331187
Weaker than Wonder Woman btw
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>the Greek JOBBERS
Enough.
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>>153331253
>literal fanfiction
There's literally no single canon for Greek myth. There are cities who have their patron God as the chief and strongest, for instance.
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Kino was pitched and it went well!
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/s/UGHJSB3RC5
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Why do people never bring up Egyptian gods for powerscaling?
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>>153331108
Greek Mythology is by far the most boring and cookie cutter of all mythologies. Just generic cautionary tales that teach you a lesson or power fantasies. At least Plato came up with interesting metaphysics later on.
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>>153331326
Unironic Boundless Platonic BEASTS.
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>>153331322
>There's literally no single canon for Greek myth
nah. nah. thanks to the gigantes we can point out to a pre-canon (original source), a canon (the censored story we are the most familiar with) and a post-canon (dude, they had snakes for legs!!)
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*ejaculates an entirely infinite universe and all platonic concepts beyond time and space into existence*
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>>153331329
Heracles is the most engaging Greek god unironically. Him sneaking up behind Death and telling him to not kill his buddy who is old as fuck for instance.
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>>153331326
>Why don't people bring up Egyptian gods?
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>>153331402
Thankfully, no other theology engages in weird penis shit besides the Egyptian one.
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>>153331326
they have four canons AT LEAST
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>>153331420
Are you talking about the creation myth? Because all of them involve Atum ejaculating the universe in existence, they just differ in if Atum was influenced by other Gods in the creation of the Universe with either Amun, Ptah or the Ogdoad
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>>153331326
I don't even get Egyptian Mythology. Somehow Ra fuses with other gods and becomes Amun-Ra or Ra-Horakhty. They also don't really have a villain or evil god besides a big evil snake representing chaos that isn't mentioned often.
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Just wanna say, "Apophis" is an infinitely cooler name than "Apep"
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There's nothing wrong with having a pantheon that regularly engages in bouts of penis and semen obsession.
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>Set, God of the Jews is a homosexual foreigner that attempts to claim the throne, engages in trickery and subversion and is also an actual faggot
What did the Egyptians mean by this
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>>153331451
I thought Set was the eeeeevil devil figure? Or at least the asshole Loki type god?
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can someone post the SWANK Dio vs Alucard striking and speed sheet
also I want to know where the fuck the 40000000 gorillion tnt strength and 4000000000000000000000 bazillion x ftl for dio comes from swank
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>>153331489
Nordbro...
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>>153331489
We know Yahweh...
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Post the Bible Passage where Yahweh is repelled from killing Moses by Moses chopping off his foreskin
Post the Bible Passage where it's confirmed 400 Philistines are killed by their foreskins being collected
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How schizo is Shinto deity powerscaling and by deity I mean fuckers like Amaterasu not KAMI OF THIS SPECIFIC ROCK FORMATION.
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>the Egyptian idea of heaven is an infinitely large field of wheat
Peasant religion. Only existed to justify the Pharaoh being treated as a living god and that justice, law and order are very important and chaos is le bad. So be a good obedient little cuck and don't revolt.
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>>153331489
To be fair, there is a tremendous amount of occult lore around semen. It is full of vital life essence according to the works of Crowley and black magic tomes dating back many centuries. Even Odin was known to drink coom to be able to work his spells.

Crowley viewed semen as the potent, physical carrier of "universal consciousness" and a vital tool in sexual magic (sex magick) to achieve spiritual insight, power, and communion with the divine. He often referred to it as the "host of heaven," "seed," or symbol of "collecting heavenly fire," regarding the phallus as a tool to release and manipulate this divine energy.

Crowley utilized semen, sometimes mixed with other fluids, in the creation of a "Cake of Light," a consecrated, edible talisman meant to impart divine power to its consumer.
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>>153331305
Someone please photoshop this onto Nikocado's assshole, lmao.
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>>153331529
Stfu peasant boy, and get back to WORK.
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>King Arthur is so strong that he TANKED the celtic mythology dying out and migrated seamlessly into Christianity
Holy fuark...
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The penis and semen were seen as representations of generative power and the divine right to rule, hence why myths such as Kronos castrating Uranus (adopted from one of the Mesopotamian myths, Hurrian I believe) is seen as Uranus losing his divine authority.
Also Jewish foreskin obsession
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>>153330962
His quirk barrier was down.
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>>153331571
jews really are disgusting little freaks
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>>153331527
I remember there being a story about one god killing the goddess of harvest because he saw her expelling food from her orifices before cooking them.
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>>153331449
>Because all of them involve Atum
egypt is like the EU, you have germany, france, britain and spain
the canon you mentioned is the canon of just one particular region. the pharaoh simply raises a canon to be the canon of the whole kingdom, that's why gods fuse with other gods throughout the history of egypt which is the reason you assume all of them myths involve atum.
ra, ptah and atum are different myths. then you have the prank of a god Aten. that's four
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>>153331500
It's here >>153329708
The speed comes from Silver Chariot who somehow went from relativistic in Jotaro vs Kenshiro to 1500 times FTL
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>>153331593
>a story about one god killing the goddess of harvest because he saw her expelling food from her orifices before cooking them.
that's susanoo, noo?
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Buddha is a chain scaling merchant who needs to leech off of the feats of Sun Wukong and the gods of local mythologies of regions that Buddhism took hold in
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>>153331620
I believe so, but I didn't want to say a name without being sure.
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IT'S ALWAYS THE FORESKIN THAT PULLS ME BACK!
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>>153330962
>>153331014
>literally start of series Shiggy
End game Shiggy wouldn't even feel those and would regenerate instantly.
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>>153331566
>turned into a cuck and a jobber
kwab
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>>153331609
What is the reasoning for Silver Chariot being 1500 times FTL?
And no, him knowing the trajectory of that one dude's stand and managing to intercept him doesn't mean he is the same speed as that guy.
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>>153329708
You can't disprove this btw.
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>>153331631
Is it really chain scaling if he goes directly against Sun Wukong?
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>>153331675
What did Dio do that put him at over 400k tons strength wise?
What did Dio do that makes him MFTL+++++?
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Nobody cares, Tengri RAPES and GAPES Amaterasu and her entire verse.
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>>153331678
https://youtu.be/0Loo96GrS8w?t=156
Buddha was TEACHING Sun Wukong.
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You'll notice how theological developments will attempt to gradually merge into one monotheistic deity for whom all other deities are merely emanations of. They'll also gradually make said deity more impersonal and universal than some sort of regional figure (usually removed from its more crude original beliefs). Abrahamic Theology is an obvious example, but something like Neoplatonic Theology had its creation myths derived from Greek, Egyptian, and Mesopotamian theologies. The Egyptians had Amun become the God that all other gods are emanations of, but even back then, the Memphite Theology had a mockery of Atum's more crude ejaculation creation myth to the more intellectual Ptah's speaking Atum and the universe into existence, there's a Babylon passage of all the other gods being Marduk of their associated trait, Hindufags cope about achksully being monotheistic, and even something like Zoroastrianism being originally monotheistic is heavily questionable.
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>>153331700
SHITgri got BTFO by hurricanes twice
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>>153331713
To be pedantic, Abrahamic beliefs don't say that other deities are aspects of God. They're just demons and stuff.
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>>153331671
>Season 5
>Wiz: Granted, Silver Chariot had to use an elaborate plan to force Hanged Man into moving in a predictable direction. If Silver Chariot was truly faster than light, he wouldn't have needed to resort to such a plan, but the fact he caught Hanged Man at all is proof enough that he's at least close to light speed.
>Season 8
>Wiz: Looking at the interval Silver Chariot's sword swung relative to the light beam, it must've moved over 1,500 times the speed of light, and DIO himself has matched Star Platinum on his own, and taken his punches head-on.
I think it ultimately comes down to the people handling the episodes. JvK was written by Sam and Diocard by Swan.
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Reminder that every single Egyptian god jobbed to Aten and they tried to retcon it later by attempting to erase Akhenaten from history.
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>>153331536
Crowley was a hack, fraud, retard. and schizophrenic.
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Monotheism really just comes from people going "Where did X come from?" and ending up with an all-powerful being that exists outside of creation.
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>AIIEEEEEEEEE MY PEENIE WEENIE
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>>153331750
Arguably true, but the effect his investigations into the occult and their ramifications on modern society (guess what the root of demonic worship and profane rituals among the elite ala Epstein and his sponsors) cannot be denied. The rulers of the world today absolutely worship Crowley and it's good to understand this stuff so you can spot it.
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>>153331703
This is way beyond anything Kratos could handle.
Buddha would TEACH Kratos and Sun Wukong at the same time.
>>153331741
So just throw the previous explanations out the window because Swank is the biggest jojowanker in the world and happens to be able to put his retarded wank into DB for all eternity?
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>>153331609
The weirdest thing is that a Relativistic The World would still end up being massively faster than Alucard with the stats they gave him in the episode.
They wanked DIO just for the love of the game
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>>153331782
get this man a trve...
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>/dbg/ turns to theology once again
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>>153331761
No it originated with one god in a pantheism being shilled alot then everyone going lol what other gods? As the GOD is a Phoenician god of war
Yes GOD OF WAR
Now Jewhovahs behavior in the Torah makes perfect sense and jews hating Jesus is understandable as he is the inverse of this psycho Yahweh
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>>153331796
Okay, now explain the fucking 400k strength feats.
And explain how Dio kills Alucard 3 million+ times before Alucard can put at least one bullet in Dio's head?
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Tiamat and Abzu.
Typhon and Echidna.
Apophis.
Jormungandr.
Leviathan with Behemoth and Ziz.
Azi Dahhak.
Yamato no Orochi.
Cipactli.
Vritra.
Yam (and Mot).
Illuyanka.
Veles.
Xiangliu.
Vishap.
Velnias.
Meiche.

A single Thunder God.
You do the math.
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>>153331813
No one else cares about my theology autism, bro...
I'll talk about it here if I must.
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Silver Chariot is consistently FTL btw
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https://x.com/sailing_jump/status/2046595150932304004?s=20
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>>153331732
Well Muslim empires in the past often classified Hindus and Jain as "people of the book" which means they can't be demon worshipers and thus none of their hundreds of different gods are demons.
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>>153331839
The Leviathan RAPES and GAPES every other serpent on this list btw
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>>153331732
Well yeah, I just didn't want to remark about YHWH absorbing theological traits specifically, or that I was specifically referring to more abstract philosophy more removed from god that deeply cares about the foreskin convenant
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>>153331831
That feat came from Jolyne punching meteors.
Alucard has no way past the stand or time stop, and if he goes Level 0 he isn't hard to kill anyways.
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>>153331856
proof that the the blasts from a stand used by a weak shitter are FTL?
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>>153331878
huh pretty interesting stuff.
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>>153331896
You can tell that the Hebrews were pretty heavily influenced by the Egyptians when it comes to writing.
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ENOUGH
ENTER
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>>153331831
Even at 1% the speed of light DIO is still massively faster (Mach 1500 vs Mach 8,740) Stands are capable of Catching bullets, DIO is capable of surviving with his brain scrambled or bisected.
All this plus Timestop and the only scenario where Alucard can win involves a shit ton of luck, and DIO making all the mistakes imaginable while also not stopping time once out of pride.
Without the sun rising to stop the fight DIO has a decent chance at Killing Alucard millions of times if needed
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>>153331813
Power-leveling VSdebating battleboarding BEASTS? SCHOLARS of THEOLOGY, PHILOSOPHY, MATHEMATICS, QUANTUM PHYSICS, PHYSIOLOGY, THEURGY, THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, AND OF ALL THINGS MATERIAL AND SPIRITUAL. And also decent cooks (Kratos scaling).
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>>153331916
Literally WHO
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>>153331884
How? Those meteorites are like basketball sized...
And doesn't the World have a cooldown in between each usage?
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>>153331916
>literally Satan
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>>153331924
The posters in these threads are actually pretty clever when you can get them to stop being retarded...
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>>153331916
>Peacock
Uhhhh, Satan? Adrammalech?
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>>153331922
Dio survives that brain stuff by regenerating.
One good headshot from Alucard's Jackal will both explode Dio's head AND prevent him from regenerating.
Hell, one good shot ANYWHERE will hurt Dio and stop him from regenerating.
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The Leviathan? Merely a PET to YHWH
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>>153331916
Kek Yazidi get killed by Muslims because to them this peacock is the highest angel and he refused to bow to Adam because god previously gave him the command to bow to no one but him, but to Muslims the angel who doesn't bow to Adam is Sheytan
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What is a good DnD death battle besides Vecna DABBING on Nagash?
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>>153331828
What was his name before everyone called him God then I want to know more about this
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>>153331983
Nagash CRUSHES that crippled jobber. He has chaos god scaling which transfers to 40k.
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HOLY SHIT
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>>153329377
It stinks really bad!
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>>153331497
Retroactively exaggerated like Hades
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We must be WORSE MONSTERS, so God will come down and TEACH us or something...
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>>153332055
Lurianic Kabbalahism...
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>>153332026
fuck off and don't involve Hulk with your fetishes
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>Replying to himself with an Invincible gif pulled from google
What's your endgame
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>>153332055
I DON'T WANT LOCUSTS IN MY FUCKING HOUSE
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>>153331916
Sick, ill take it.
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>>153332055
Book of Nod adherent...
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My machinations are DIVINE...
My morality is BLUE and ORANGE...
My feats and statements are ALIEN...
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>>153332087
what that's not me
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>thread full of baal/moloch cultists
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>>153332119
I'm a good and proper Christian.
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>Tifa possibly in Street Fighter
Ryu is now getting FF scaling bros...
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>>153332119
>BAALBAALBAALBAALBAALBAAL
He's not even real Yahwehbro...
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>>153330011
Two characters that are universal whipping boys from franchises made entirely to sell toys and also bugs. Transformers and TMNT.
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Enough babble, post your hero being popular with the ladies.
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>>153332106
Metatron from Kill Six Billion Demons...
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>>153332023
And Vecna is beyond that.
NIGash got killed by too much getting into him lmao
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>>153332132
Jesus loves you anon.
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Baphomet won. That's all.
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>>153332159
>NOTEVENREALphomet won
Huh?
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>>153331983
>Vecna
The JESTER of DnD villains.
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>>153332159
I killed that fucking JOBBER in Pathfinder lmao
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God? Is dead.
We? Have killed him.
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>>153332159
>JOBS TO A CRIPPLED PRIESTphomet
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>>153332148
Um Loissisters?
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>>153332152
K6BD seems like it'd be good for death battle debates.
>>153332177
Vecna being a jester is more dignified and powerful than Nagash being a CLOWN who got killed by some dude given a spicy rock by some rats lmao
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1-A TTRPG BEAST nobody fucking knows about!
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>>153332191
Baphomet was not in Faith THOUGH!
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>>153332158
No he doesn't, i'm an out of season fruittree so he cursed me to die out of pettiness and greed.
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>>153332203
I'm just saying that it would job to John
>>153332207
>Anon is Israel
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>>153332159
lucifer is the only part of hell that isn't a paper tiger
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https://youtu.be/kt1jGRTGCwA?
The Atheist to baal shill pipeline is real.
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Gang, I'm going to blow your mind.
What if light is faster than light in settings with FTL movement?
Okay, I'm joking but that seems like the direction we're heading.
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>>153332216
Post John winning without Father Garcia.
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Actually, being unknowable, undescribable and unobservable is a trait of the divine omnipotent beyond concepts and logic GOD so really nobody knowing who my guy is an upscale if you think about it
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>>153332197
Lady of Pain?
>>153332220
Why is hell filled with such pathetic jobbers?
At least hell in DnD isn't as pathetic...
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ASMODEUS warped YOU.
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>>153331939
It's still a meteor being pulled from space at like fucktimes the speed of sound, it's going to hurt
>doesn't the World have a cooldown in between each usage?
It's not really ever stated to have one, by the time DIO had stopped playing with his food he had thought Jotaro had found some way around the time stop and then eventually Jotaro learned how to do it himself
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>>153332222
Why do you keep tabs on random sub-10k slop creators sister...
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>>153332207
God doesn't care for trees as much as he does real living creatures that matter. Fun fact; trees are actually tortured in tree hell forever when they die. They deserve it.
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>>153332232
The first game
>>153332235
But you knowing about him immediately downscales him
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>>153332148
Superman is shit.
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>>153332226
FTL soundwaves
FTL heat transfer
FTL atomic reactions
FTL strong interaction
FTL gravity
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Hinduism is the OLDEST and STRONGEST of ALL.
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>>153332245
BEASTMODEUS!
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Vishnu solos all.
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Nobody knows me, my name, or my capabilities.
Nobody has ever even seen me or can even describe me.
My tier?
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>>153332226
>>153332265
okay at some point the laws of a respective reality have to start mattering
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>>153332251
FTL meteor that a normal guy's boot tanked lmao
Are fashion designers in JoJo known for their city-block resistant creations?
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>>153332269
Buddhism shits on it.
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>>153332220
Abaddon is STRONG.
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>>153332269
then why is hinduism practiced by the weakest and most pathetic of humans?
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>>153332279
>can't describe you
Untiered due to having contradictory Tier 0 and Tier 11 feats
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>>153332220
>The only part of hell that isn't a jobber is the castoff from CHADven
Yep, the Holy Father won.
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>>153332286
>Brings up an angel
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>>153332269
Hinduism is just using powerscaling to keep people in the caste system.
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>>153332303
You mean just like Lucifer?
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>>153332298
well, duh
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>>153331460
I agree

>>153331813
Way better discourse than the typical fare here
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>>153332310
Abaddon isn't a fallen angel
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Ein Sof stomps.
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>>153332298
Umm, sister...everything in Hell is something created by God abandoned by him...demons are fallen angels, and sinners are well, human.
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>FTL
>still travels around like a normal human
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I'm a boundless beast according to lost media...
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>>153332269
https://youtu.be/XYEIjMUUaRU
Indians were legit furious with this scene and sent many death threats to the animation studio
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THE LION ROARS
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>>153332328
Post a single jobber demon worthy of a name aside from Morningstar.
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The lion remembers when /dbg/ was briefly just /an/
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>>153332075
Marvel diapered Hulk in one universe, where he's just a giant greep bald gorilla.
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The Antichrist is my fuarking hero.
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>>153332281
>a Hulk pants tier argument
I accept your concession
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>>153332359
There's, uh...
Legion?
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>>153332359
Crowley from Supernatural was equal parts jobber and actual winner.
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>>153332368
Hulk is stinky!
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i guess we doin /his/ now
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>>153332371
We know Sonicsister.
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Christ is King
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>>153332280
At the end of the day, the main thing is just being internally consistent. At least for me.
I think while it is stupid to call those things faster than light, you can at least justify it more if you use only equations and physics relationships that don't revolve around the speed of light being c or the speed of light being the speedlimit of reality.
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>>153332362
Why would you post that?
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>>153332408
That anon is clearly a demon who hisses at the thought of GOD.
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Sodomy, pedophilia, beastiality, cuckoldry and weird penis shit is what my theology is ALL about!
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>>153332408
Furfags are mentally ill, never trust a furtroon to maintain demeanor.
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>>153332428
We know, every single religion and mythology and also atheism...
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>>153332428
Kyle Broflowski...
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>>153332428
>t. Classic Dragon Ball fan
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>>153332428
>>
Onis, Ogres, Giants, Asuras and Goblins.
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>>153332428
Based HinduCHAD.
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>>153332460
I would DECIMATE Asuras, but Ogres and Goblins scare me.
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Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to the highest mountains. You can smell the men.
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>>153332460
>Goblins
YUM!
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>>153332372
>Hulk pants
excuse for why they don't have to draw Hulk naked
>Boot
literally how Jolyne won the fight, because the meteor couldn't destroy a boot
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It is really funny when you stumble across Religious people treating their actual God(s) like it's powerscaling or 3000 BC Mesopotamia "My god would beat your god"
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>>153332428
>>153332483
stop fucking talking about sonic I'm sick of seeing this cockgobbler mentioned every thread
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>>153332483
EGYPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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Been thinking about Kratos again.
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>>153330814
Do you think that Death Battle has unintentionally caused damage to Invincible's reputation by making them sound so strong during Season 2?
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>>153332501
This is simply how people used to argue about religion back in the day.
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>>153332506
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2471006&tags=hulk+sonic_the_hedgehog+
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Judaism was created when a tribe of semites liked a minor god of the Canaanite pantheon more than the chief gods and then got inspired by the Zoroastrians into creating a monotheitsic religion where the minor jobber god is the only god while the favorite and more important god of their richer and more succesful neighbours is merely an idol or demon.
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Semen eating.
Crossdressing.
Sodomy.
Circumcision and general foreskin obsession.
Castration.
Temple Prostitution (Male).
Pedophilia.
Pedarasty.
You just KNOW the theologies that immediately came to mind.
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>>153332522
VGH, I would have stopped him if I were there...
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We need Netflix Dante vs Netflix Alucard after DMC Season 2 airs.
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>>153332520
it's just a shitpost video
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>>153332527
>>153332535
hey so who do you think wins Mysterio vs Scarecrow
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My feats? Hype moments, aura and phonk edits of course!
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No matter how hard they try, jews cannot hide the fact that their religion is a spin-off fanfic of semitic paganism and that YHWH was an unimportant shitter because their fucking country is named IsraEL after the god El just like most of the angels like MichaEL and GabriEL end on -el because El was synonymous with god back then as he was the leader of all other gods and the one god every desert dweller knew about while YHWH was a literal who god way below El in rank and power.
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>>153332522
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>>153332546
>GAPED BATTLE
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>>153332535
GREEKtos...
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>>153332549
Well yeah but I feel like the comparisons have been coming up a lot more in the time of S4.
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>>153332575
It's Abrahamic Religion because he's always holding the "El"/L
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>>153332575
Don't they call God "Elohim" and a bunch of other titles? The YHWH name just means "He Is", which is supposed to be a more accurate "name" than anything like "The Highest"
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Who is stronger, Jesus or his brother Hong Xiuquan?
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>>153332585
Castlevania Alucard wins that won since we saw him getting fucked in the butt onscreen. Wait a minute, Hellsing Alucard also got fucked in the butt onscreen as a kid. That name is cursed.
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>>153332585
FUCKED IN THE ASS AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
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>>153332582
Kratos really does fucking suck and it pisses me off that his games are so shit now
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>>153332634
YOU GIVE SCALING, A BAD NAME!
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Bring me Kratos.
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>>153329377
Megamind vs Gru ending prediction

"Its over, megamind! I have you dead to rights!"

>Gru is almost done beating Megamind to death, him barely able to breathe.

"Cof...cof... Now that i think about it, pal.
There is one more thing different about us.
You cannot see greatness..."

>Disguise watch is turned off, revealing a drone pretending to be Megamind

"Even if it is right in front of you!"

"What...?"

>Sun Beam is fired towards the location Gru and the fake Megamind are in.

"Nooooooooooo!"

>Gru is vaporized as Megamind flies away from the explosion in his flying bike

"Hahahaha!"

K.O. !
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>>153330814
Bardock vs Omni-Man was terrible but the DBZfag salt is worth it

>>153332491
That means the boot is stronger
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I could easily RAPE and GAPE you and your verse...if I was not given complete divine enlightenment and contentment
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>>153332653
kill yourself listroon
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Your TIME is UP...SAIYAAAAAAN!!
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>>153329377
Are we a Cutie Honey vs Ryuko or a Cutie Honey vs 2B neighborhood?
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>>153332669
Tzinacan...
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>>153332671
Give me one (1) reason Gru would be able to remotely tell he is fighting the real Megamind at any point.
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>>153332679
Cutie Honey would finger Ryuko AND 2B at the same TIME.
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>You said...[INSERT GOD'S NAME]...remember it...
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>>153332699
I already forgot what this conversation was about
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>>153332697
lewd
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My temple just got destroyed... AGAIN...
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Enough POWERSCALING
Which god has the most AURA?
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>>153332699
Kriptonian

- Superman after dying to Goku, as he objectively does.
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>Want Jafar in Death Battle
>Remember that enjoyed making out with 15 year old Jasmine
>Suddenly don't want him in
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>>153332653
I like the posts on Reddit about how ther armies stalemate and it ends with Dehydration Gun vs Freeze Ray
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>>153332709
Nergal.
>comitted mass cosmic genocide and wars because it would be really funny
>beat the shit out of the underworld goddess's servant and came barreling down into the underworld forcing her to beg him for marriage so he wouldn't kill her
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>>153332717
Shut up listtroon.
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>>153332722
who cares
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I converted because my mommy said so.
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>>153332745
Constantine...
Julian...
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Why is DC such a weak verse?
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>>153332745
you typed out this post and sent it without a hint of shame
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Bridget should fight Hakari's "girl"friend..
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>>153332760
You wouldn't get it.
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>>153332766
Don't want to.
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All these theological, historical and literary references go over my head...
My hero?
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>>153332709
GOD.
>Using His name to reference yourself is already a sign that you're hot shit/think of yourself very highly
>Tier 0 is pretty much just Him or Nirvana
>Probably the most referenced book when it comes to chuuni media
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>>153332775
Patrick Star
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>>153332772
The brainlet...
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>>153332763
Bridget and Kirara should present me their bussies.
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>>153332775
LOWEREDUCATIONtos!
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>>153332756
Holy shit did a 3D being figure out the 5D superphysics in DC?
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>>153329377
Mysterio wins this one btw
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>>153332722
KH Jafar vs Dabura from DBZ would be cool, who else could he fight?
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>>153332582
Wait a minute!
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>>153332582
TREETOSSSSSSSS!
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>>153329986
Yes, Rance doesn't have any insane lore scaling like what Monster Girl Quest and Black Souls have so he's basically a raped bitch
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Where does she scale on the RAPISTBATTLES debate?
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>>153332756
If you presume the suns she's referring to are a collection of R136a1, then that would at least be equivalent to like a galactic supercluster's entire solar mass.
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>>153332927
she maybe scales to the alice evil magical girl which makes like little brainwashing worlds, no?

So... for now imma say city block level
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>>153332927
Jobs to Luka
Jobs to Grimm
Not sure against Rance
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There's always a bigger rapist...
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>>153332948
She does job to them because she cant get horny if the opponent isn't a cute girl.
Or at least a woman she can imagine as cute girl.
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>>153332927
jobs to them
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>>153333002
>both female
She imagines them both as bratty little girls in need of punishment and TEACHES them.
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>>153332968
These two?
The STRONGEST rapists.
Bueno has raped and gaped both Kyle Rayner AND Lobo.
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>>153333018
post her doing that to 3 universal characters
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>Porn "games"
Your heroes?
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The battle continues
>>153332907
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>>153333031
>Raped two wall level jobbers
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>>153331788
>So just throw the previous explanations out the window because
Yes and none of the other channel guys care what they write because spic powerscalers and aging geeks will argue about anything and guarantee views.



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