Megamind vs Gru ending prediction"Its over, megamind! I have you dead to rights!">Gru is almost done beating Megamind to death, him barely able to breathe."Cof...cof... Now that i think about it, pal.There is one more thing different about us.You cannot see greatness...">Disguise watch is turned off, revealing a drone pretending to be Megamind"Even if it is right in front of you!""What...?">Sun Beam is fired towards the location Gru and the fake Megamind are in."Nooooooooooo!">Gru is vaporized as Megamind flies away from the explosion in his flying bike"Hahahaha!"K.O. !
Isnt Metroman crazy fast?
>>153332907Too many fraudverses are getting uppity, they need a humbling
>>153333035the hornier she gets the stronger she getsshe's the HULK of evil magical girls(who rape and gape good magical girls)
>>153333020The Minions are faster
>>153333036Looking back it is actually somewhat of a miracle this general survived a Bleach, Sonic and MHA pity win back to back
>>153333091only two of those are fraudverses though?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>153333104Yeah Bleach and MHA
>>153332907kill yourself listroon
anyone else go on /lgbt/ and start fantasizing about living a different kind of life?
>>153333104...but enough about Bleach and Sonic.
>>153333116nah, sonic and mha
actually only one of those verses is fradulentit's sonic btw
KINGnic is legit
My hero? BOUNDLESS speed due to scaling from his UNSTOPPABLE ARCH-NEMESIS......except my hero has never defeated him
who wins
I definitely think about getting fucked in the ass a lot
Sonic.My Hero Academia.Invincible.Naruto.Bleach.One Piece.Enter JESTERforce, and their pet dog, Touhou!
>>153333203We know, Minabro.
HRMAHAMSJAGSHGAHAGAHAHAHAHRMTNEMSTAJAGJRBRMMGBFHHHHAHAY>starts punching the air and screaming then beating chestI'LL FUCKING KILL YOAUAYIAAHOAAYAISHWKAHWWJAG
>>153333036Yeah JoJo needs to go down a few pegs
>>153333203i feel like we could arrange something
>>153333036Don't worry, the MHA fraudcheck will come soon.
>>153333236Blud did you have a seizure?
>>153333269>another DIO victory
>>153333236CONGOBROLY
>>153333207Nope. GODnic runs these sacred halls.
Unfortunately for you I am what doctors call "retarded". My chromosome count? At least twice your's.
The lion and even small dog RAPES the small hedgehog when he squeaks.
>>153333269>every Jojo vs MHA matchup ends in a compete JojoCHAD winFeels good.
We need to compile a list of all the rapists so we can determine who's strongest rapeBEAST in all of fictionI'll start us off with>Anissa (Invincible)>Hand Banana (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)>Typhlosion (Pokemon)>Rance (Rance)>AM (I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream)>Luka (Monster Girl Quest)>Grimm (Black Souls)>Magia Baiser (Mahou Shoujo Ni Akogarete)>Bueno Excellente (DC)>Stopman (Tekken Seisai Stopman)>Griffith (Berserk)>Commissioner Gordon (DC)>Jackie Sullivan (DC)Who else should go on the list?
>>153333269>fight All For One gets GAPED in
>>153333396Luka is the RAPED (by his wife), not the RAPISTIf you're double dipping series, there's also Jabberwock from Black Souls.Isn't Molag-Bal from Elder Scrolls a rapist?
>>153333396God from The Bible
>>153333438Mary consented to being Jesus's mother. That's half of why the Immaculate Conception happened.
>>153333427>If you're double dipping seriesDC is on there three times so I don't see why notActually, how come DC has so much more rape than Marvel? What's their deal?
>>153330364>>153331324I suspect this is shilling, but I like Chris vs Junko as a match so the pitch going well is good to hear. Hope it happens one day, and that Junko vs Springtrap suffers the same fate as Bakugou vs Squidward.
>>153333116>>153333135Bleach is a fairly honest verse.
>Bleach is a fairly honest verse.Hilarious joke.
>>153332907Jokes asidethe fact that Gru's army is retarded and Megamind can make Gru never truly sure he is beating the true Megamind to death alongside the insta kills and counters MM has to Gru's superior strength is what is giving him the win.
>>153333516>
>>153333585>and Megamind can make Gru never truly sure he is beating the true Megamind to deathseems pretty easy since Minion would be the only one able to disguise as Megamind in his army and the drones projection is the most obvious not-Megamind thing in the area
FUARK
The Minions when Disguised Megamind gets one of their names wrong
Are Minions ready to be Megamind's slave army? Here's what they need to know:https://drunkgiraffeblogs.blogspot.com/2026/04/drunks-blogs-gru-vs-megamind.html
>>153333036Dont worry dcfags will get humbled again
Mecha was TEACHING DC while Marvel TAUGHT Kaijus...
>>153333201Bueno RAPED and GAPED Lobo and Kyle Rayner, but if you mean by SHEER QUANTITY?PPP is the winner if that's the case.
>>153333737FRAUDson jobbed constantly to young boys' street level buttholes
>>153333269That FRAUD who couldn't destroy a road roller without taking 20+ punches would get RAPED by AFO.Unfortunately, this would be maximum SWANK Dio so Dio and his 4000000000000000000ton strength and 40000000000000000000000 GORILLION MFTL++++ speed will win.
>>153333621>just the wind pressure from a sword swing vaporized the hilltopIDK why you guys try to act like this is a particularly bad feat.
>>153333930It's not a bad feat bleach is just very light on actually calculable destructive feats and according to some people is apparently uni+ that it's easy to make fun of
>>153333918Damn, a whole road roller? AFObros we better skedaddle before he shoots 1 bullet at us!
>>153333918>admits DIO would winThanks!
>>153333918The next episode with Dio will feature a 5 minute segment of Swank's rectum jobbing to all 13 inches of his jojo bodypillow's omniversal dildo
Honestly how durable would one need to be to not get their head splattered by All Might's United States of Smash?
>>153334054Wall level
>>153334063I guess Dio won't be able to deal damage then. He's much weaker than wall level
>>153334054
>>153334081but he can get a gun so i'm afraid afo dies instantly.
>>153334118post DIO using a gun
I just destroyed a cloud today.
>>153333036Touhou will likely get fraudchecked in the G1 blog.
>I am the strongest rapist in fi- I-IS THAT A G-G-GUN!!!! AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I BETTER MOVE MY BRAIN AWAY FROM THE BULLET OR I'M FINISHED!!!!
>>153334177AFO cannot do this.
>>153334171Erm actually, by getting Reimu and their verse RAPED and GAPED by Dr Strange, this will set the stage of upscaling the rest of the cast, like they did with Dragonball
>>153333396No Dr. Light?
>>153334177>take this chainscale bro
>Nuke completely fails to disperse a couple of cloudsAntiCloudfags explain this, now.
>>153334238>BirdshotPft, even I could tank that...
>>153334265they nuked the sea not the clouds, duh
>>153334265Shigaraki? Would tank this. Dio? Would not.
>>153334265We've already established that all nukes are chainscaling frauds that rely on "muh cloudbusting/water dispersion "feats"", statements, and scaling off of "LOOK AT THESE TWO CITIES I DESTROYED" (City-Level Doors, Walls and Trees btw).
>>153334288"would ta— ACK!!"
>>153334265Shigiraki couldn't tank this
O MY CLOUDBUSTINGO MY WATER DISPERSIONO MY EXPLOSION SIZE (with 0 damage)O MY ONLY 2 CITY LEVEL FEATS EVERYONE ELSE LEECHES OFF OF (city level trees/buildings btw)O MY STATEMENTS ABOUT HOW OYR COMBINED MAX POWER COULD DESTROY THE PLANET('s surface (of life (over the course of thousands of years (through radiation hax))))
>>153333396Yujiro Hanma from Baki
>>153334288Shigaraki? HID and tunnelled away like a RAT from some puny cruise missiles.
>>153334308>>153334302End-series Shigaraki literally tanks nukes, the downplay is kinda ridiculous here.
>>153334331He literally doesn't.The only nuke he encounters are the ballistic missiles from Star and Stripe, and he literally dug a tunnel with decay to hide saying they would instakill him if struck.
>>153334340>Uses his powers to survive multiple nukes being landed on himYup! Now show Dio doing something similar.
>>153334323we scaled off aura and vibes here
>>153334359he also needed the Nomu to distract her and make her attack the Nomu instead. He had to run and hide from just the BACKWASH of an attack on a Nomu.Times when he has to face attacks actually aimed at him? Bullets 1shot.
>>153334398Nah it was literally detonated right on top of him. He dug down but still that was several nuclear missiles going off right above him, and even with his ridiculous durability (Bakugo could barely even scratch him) he was fried. https://youtu.be/CLeSHhvJwdwLike I said, show Dio surviving an attack even a percent as powerful as this? Jojo vampires get shredded by a simple hand grenade.
speaking of Clouds and DIO you can get DIO to mountain level by using a cloud feat from the lost Phantom Blood movie
>>153334398Is that tunneling an asspull?
>>153334443Nah, they show even more clearly that Star attacked the Black Shadowy Nomu, thinking it was Shiggy. While Shiggy was cowering from just the shockwave in his hidey hole.Several post-cold-war nuclear missiles (much smaller than pre-cold-war) that are not even targeting him and he hides from the aftershock.
>>153334443Shiggy literally gets shredded by a simple gun.
How does Wreck It Ralph do against Gru and Megamind
>>153334589He rapes Vanellope
>>153334443idk if you're paying attention, this thing isn't Shiggy it's a decoy. Shiggy was running away
>>153334589https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ralph_(Kingdom_Hearts)>>153334595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctglqv5JSsQ&t=16s
So SHITgaraki doesnt even have towb durability? Why is MHA so weak?
Shigaraki may have had to hide from a kilotons tactical missile under an entire ocean, and an additional underground tunnel under the ocean, and also get his Nomu to pretend to be him so only the shockwave can get him under the ocean and under his tunnel. But at least he wouldn't die to a bullet, right?
Cutie Honey loses her clothes as the fight goes on
can your hero tank this?
>Shigaraki is bullet levelAt least he's not glass level like Dio lmao
>>153334692KEEEEEEEEKKK
>>153334692"Be a Better Man!" now soloes Hulk
>>153334692You reckon Hulk was feeling Ben's Massive Thingie grind against his ass while he was holding him?
>>153334699CHUDzilla would never be able to do that btw
>>153334699>"We must be better, Banner." >Hulk stops in his tracks and slowly transforms back>"You're right, Kingtos... I.... I can actually control my anger now.... I think I...">"WE. MUST. BE. BETTER!">crack>Kratos had slowly snuck behind banner, breaking his neck>"You're a monster no longer, banner...."
>>153334692"HULK! WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!We MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back."
I might be the fastest man alive, but there's no way I could beat an ordinary piece of paper!
>>153334757>>153334767k, b, c
>>153334757now that's canon. Kratos saved him
>>153334772GOD-i-oh no diff
>>153333396>Doesn't even have Rapemanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rapeman
>>153333881all of marvel's heavy hitters jobbed to godzilla alone.wild.
>>153334692wow! three characters that jobbed canonically to godzilla on one page!wild!
>>153334578Sure, beginning of series Shigaraki who is just a malnourished frail NEET chud with a version of Decay so nerfed and shitty it can't even crack more than a nigga's elbow does indeed job to bullets. But obviously anyone with a shred of reading comprehension understands we're not talking about beginning of series Shigaraki we're talking about completed and awakened Shigaraki who tanks a nuclear explosion on-screen and regenerates all the damage away within a second, so unless you can post your hero tanking that same blast I am afraid to inform you he is a WEAK BITCH and a FRAUD who would get RAPED and DECAYED by CHADgaraki.
>>153334817fucking wild, man.
>>153334817Shit, I'm convinced
>>153334817Fuark, you just RAPED and GAPED that BARKING SMALL DOG...
>>153334045Holy FUARK...was the ASS VOID in SWANK's rectum the entire time?>>153334063>>153334091All Might is easily town level or higher.
>>153334817>we're talking about completed and awakened ShigarakiIndeed we are.Will die to a bullet.
>>153334340>>153334328those were modern nukes, which are far stronger than the ones used on Hiroshima and Nagasakiand Star punched like 10+ into where he was
What if it's just a really strong bullet?
>>153334817oops i mispelled*hides from the shockwave of a nuclear explosion underneath an ocean and inside a tunnel and behind his Nomu bodyguard pretending to be him so they aim somewhere else.
>>153334692SVPERMAN INSPIRES HOPE EVEN IN THE ANGRIEST OF MONSTERS SO THAT THEY MAY BE BETTER MEN!
>>153334817H-how do we refute this MHAdownscalers?
>>153334692Superman taking Banner to the Pride Parade
>>153334692"Hulk so Lonely and Misunderstood. Hulk only smash people because Hulk want gay situationship with puny men, but puny men no want to fuck Hulk Bussy. Avengers always forgive Hulk for crimes because Hulk is Man of Color, but Hulk Bussy still not fucked. Will you fuck Hulk Bussy, Super Bear?"
>>153334943you weren't suppose to ask that...
>>153335006>I'm not a puny man, but I will indeed fuck your green bussy. On my owner as a Kryptonian you will finally get what you NEED Hulk. I promise you.
>>153334931Nuke-level FTL bullet
>On my owner
Guys... 6 7
ENTRADO
>>153335006>>153335020As the king of /co/ I can confirm this is canon.
>>153335027I... I didn't notice that... fuck.
bring Dio.
>>153335050>>153333982He's right here, helpless and unable to get his leg on his own.
>Dio>needs help regenerating his leg when it's blown off>Alucard>loses limbs like nobodies business and can instantly regenerate themdiobros?
>>153335006He said this.
>>153334692My hero is literally holding Hulk back and NO SELLING Superman's talk-no-jutsu at the same time on this very page
>>153335101>Thing>no-selling Superman's talk-no-jutsuThing doesn't need to be talk-no-jutsu'd, Thing is a good, emotional, and strong man. He helps is friends when they need it, and they help him when he needs it.Honestly, I want to see him in a Death Battle.
>>153335101Thing is a jew, his people wrote the Better Man speech
>>153335117Fake>>153335121True
I don't care if the Thing is a jew, he'd be one of the rare good ones.
>>153335117>he's an emotional, friendly, and good guy!>I wanna see him pointlessly murder someone! hm
>>153335138>pointlessly murder someoneHave him step in to protect civilians or his friends from a MONSTER, or some really evil douchebag.
>>153335117“Oy Vey kiss the wall and rewrite your book to be about women’s rights”“Hey that’s MY line!”
>>153335158I don't think Ben would be a zionist jew.There's no way a guy with his moral code would be okay with what Israel is doing.
>>153335117True, and it's not like he loses his powers when calm anyways>Honestly, I want to see him in a Death BattleWho is a good thematical match-up for him? And how badly is Death Battle going to wank him given how much the wank off comic characters
>>153335050Pick on someone your own size.
Erm Marvel is PROUDLY Zionist, chud.
>>153335137We like Ben and Marc
>>153335185>how badly is death battle going to wank himHe's pretty strong even without wank. Especially durability wise and willpower wise. As long as he's still conscious and alive he wont give up on anything.
FUCK Thing
You must be better.
>>153335165Imagine if the writers weren’t such cowards with current events. >Thing protects Israel and fights against terrorism(and expands the Israeli map)>Invisible Woman protects the wall from Palestinian rockets with an invisible shield and turns the ground invisible to search for tunnels>Human Torch flies across Palestine going scorched earth >Mister Fantastic, with a screwdriver and some tape, creates a machine that cleanses the land of non-JewsYeah, I’m thinkin’ BASED
>>153335222I know that he's tough and strong, but Death Battle never does rate characters purely by what they did on-screen nowadays, so I'm expecting some niggaversal MFTL++++ chicanery because Hulk scaling and whatnot
>>153335233no
>>153335186if she does she'd job
>>153335222I'd love some homage to his Champion fight if he ever got in
>>153335259Don't worry Joker, we have a special way of making you better
>>153335244Imagine if they have a 3rd Civil War over Israel vs Palestine (you know which side Captain America's on)
>>153335271>look up the Champion on VSBW>tier 1A>he literally could not break Thing's spiritholy FUARK...
>>153335302Thor and Hulk? Disqualified btw.
>>153334692>no fight>talk no jutsuGay.
Reminder that the Thing KO'd Immortal Hulk before...
>>153335271Reminds me of the Monkey vs not!Randy Savage from an episode of Dexter's Lab
Who wins this?
Actually yeah, what matchup is there for Thing in the first place?
>Hulk Smash Everything's final issue>Hulk can't lift the whole planet foreverFRAUDulk
>>153335461Hulk needs Thing’s help to lift 1 continent
>>153335424Asura
>>153335424Cliff Steele
>>153335424Badrock from Youngblood maybe
>>153335560>both teams needed to take the Hulk downKWAB!
>>153335560>Hulk casually shrugs off Superman, Green Lantern and She-Hulk at the same time>The Thing holds him down on his lonesome
>>153335472it's even worse cause this Hulk is boosted to his gillslike if you take his progression in the black hole issue seriously he already got strong ennough to no sell the singularity that initially ripped him into quarks, and then spent millenia getting progressively angrier and stronger after that, and THEN also absorbed the gamme from black hole's explosion on top of thatweight of a continent >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black hole in the center of the galaxy
>>153335233I don't know who the fuck are half of these characters.
>>153335915I think the guy at the bottom right is Michael Jackson
>>153333982Multiversal glass.
>>153332907Anne solos the Owl House
Who's the mascot of /dbg/?
>>153336095The lion.
You can't make Shiggy beating Deoxys make sense.
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153333510I'm not reading the Reddit post. How the hell does Chris fight?
>>153336095Our 4 MIGHTIEST!>Hal Jordan (represents Comics, the start of /dbg/)>Goku (represents Anime/Manga, the heart of /dbg/)>Kratos (represents Video Games, the new era of /dbg/)>Minions (represent Cartoons, the current day of /dbg/)
>>153335461>>153335472KWABAROO!
>>153336325And now he has a theme park in France. Bleach could never.
>>153335560Oh no…. I mean I guess Supes did get to win 2 times before this
>>153335560BEAST!
Bros..? I feel like a ThingCHAD nowadays...
All those characters above?God beats them.
>>153333104Bleach and MHA, yeah.
>>153336849The god's name? Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>153336866There is only one God. Yahweh.
>>153336875The Bible describes multiple gods existing and Yahweh as losing to some of them.Nu-Christians had to make a new word, “Henotheism”, to cope with this fact
>>153336875*Allah
There's only one God. Black Hinata, my Goddess and my queen.
>>153333036FAGon FAG gets humbled every other day and yet they are still uppity, you can't win with shit flinging apes
The small dog REALLY wants you to know how much they hate the smaller dog and how they RAPE and GAPE it
>>153336849>jobbed to iron CHADriots
>Look at atheist objection to God>Out of context quotes from the Bible, warped perception of history, or some other argument that was answered over 1000 years agoEvery time
>>153335150Damn, he’s just like Kratos…
>>153337074Sonic pins him down and RAPES AND NUTS in him and fills his ass with cum
>>153336849Sonic pins him down and RAPES AND NUTS in him and fills his ass with cum
>>153337092>makes the jews his chosen people for at bare minimum, thousands of years>objectively moral?
Sonic worshipping the antichrist would probably explain a lot given him and his fan's proclivities.
I'm a big bird tho.
>>153337104>Forgets how Jesus would go for sinners like prostitutes and greedy tax collectors first to show even they can be redeemed>Forgets how the first people to report Jesus's resurrection were women, despite women being less trusted than menUsing one of the least trustworthy groups as an example is just something God does a lot
GODnic cannot resist the pull of man ass. It is overpowering, musky, hot...
My HEROES
>>153337145>all of those little sluts lined up in a rowYUMMMMYYYYYY
>>153337145when is Beyblade's turn to kill a Charizard?
>>153337118>small dog victim
>>153337169Hal...
>Metal Sonic ruined his match against Wily (And he lost overall since Zero defeated Metal Sonic)>Lost against Bowser>Will probably end up being the sacrificial lamb for Lex Luthor's apology match
>>153337145...and trAsh is also there I guess.
>>153337145Holy fucking AWOOOOOOOOOGA!
i am the Messiah
>>153337262We know, KINGtos
Dr. Hartman raped me
>>153337278We know, KINGtos
Gods won. Mortals lost.
>>153337296We know, KINGtos
>>153337230>Lex LuthorIf they give him his whole army and equipment, and composite them all to the max wank.Would he have a chance against Lex?
>>153337145Replace TrASH with a real hero like Red or Liko
>>153337262Omega Zero?!
>>153335050DIO vs Sakuya would be mad funny because of the sheer wank Sakuya would get, one of the few characters that can completely clown on Wanked DIO without any difficultly
>the power to alter the future>fails to prevent his own death minutes from saying thisI've never seen a bigger scam artist as this guy
>>153337338What about Dio over heaven
>>153337361Magic plot device arrow, please understand.
Imagine living in the same world as RAPEnic. An immeasurably fast rapist who could nut deep in your bootyhole before you could even process it happening. He could easily rape every single man, woman, child, and animal every single nanosecond if he so chose. GOOODDNNNIICCCC
>>153337361How did he lost?Did the author just made him suddenly lost his future sight for some reason?Or Ichigo did a Flash and "changed fate"?
I want X vs Zero more than I do X vs Optimus.What, we can get fucking Vegito vs Gogeta, but no other same series episodes that aren't battle royales?
>>153337320>RedPost Red becoming world champion
>>153337411It just proves that he couldn't actually alter fate. He was just using Izanagi.
>>153335560Supersissies...
>>153337445>X vs ZeroDidn't Megaman X5 said that they were canonically equal?>X vs PrimalSame as X vs Samus. X giga wins because neither her or him have an answer for Dark Hold (Time stop) and Squeeze Bomb (Black hole)And if they want to play with suggsversal transformers, X also has stuff for that.
>>153337435Uryu (Ichigo's main rival) somehow used his ability to reverse the effects of Yhwach's ability and hit him with an arrow that shut down all of his powers
>>153337509Kubo just copied the idea from Naruto.
>>153337524KINGtos victim
So...Will he end up fighting Kaguya or Yhwach?
Almighty = IzanagiThe means to stop it = IzanamiKishimoto took the idea from Jojo's part 5.
>>153337540his ability is devil fruit?
>>153337540Lucifero.
>>153337540Z from XB3
>>153337540Both
>>153337539>Spawn victim getting uppity
>>153337506Vegito vs Gogeta was functionally just one guy fighting an exact duplicate of himself and DB still came to the conclusion that one of them would win more often than the other.There's no way X and Zero are more on par with each other than Vegito and Gogeta are, especially when X's section of the Megaman royale included a black box that said:>Mother Elf is invisible to humans and originally created from Zero's data as a "Sigma Antibody Program." While Megaman X used it to erase Sigma, only Zero can draw out its full power.If anything I'm not sure why X was given the Z-Saber and Mother Elf for the royale in the first place, they're not his, they're Zero's.
>>153337506X can beat Zero in X2, tied with an amped Zero in X5, and Zero called him the superior hunter in X6. I'd lean towards X due to a technically better track record and generally more potent abilities.
>>153337617>HBOCman
Why do brown "people" love to trace meme panels from JJK?
Does rwby have good porn?
>Multiversal+++++++++++++++++++++++ AP>Range: Punches and kicks
>>153334699Kratos you committed genocide
Who is the most powerful atheist?
>>153337540Both at the same time and he will win with the utmost ease, confirming CHAD Piece's superiority in the Big 3
>>153337899He was TEACHING them.
Yup.
>>153337784And Invincible.
>>153337937A majority of shonen protagonists would get raped in the Marvel universe.
>>153337965… except for GODku.
>>153337965why are there so many gay rapists in marvel?
>>153337982Reflects the writers
>>153337767Spawn is canonically weaker than Invincible Invincible loses all of his match ups, including the one against GohanGohan is weaker than GokuI don't need to tell you how many times Goku has lost to Superman
>>153337982Marvel is the more realistic capeshit setting and brother, it’s a dog rape dog world out there
>>153337965>Luffy as a condomYummy.
>>153337975I love Goku but he's not getting past Juggernaut or Doctor Doom.
>>153337982Superman put all the gay rapists from DC over there so there's an excess. Except for Bueno Excellente and Koslov of course, they were too much for him.
>>153338034that's SHITkuGODku is Deku
>>153338034We're talking about KINGku the number one hero, not FAGku the kissless.
>MHANot real HEROES!!
>>153338062>>153338039Deku dies to most marvel villains thoughbeit.
>>153338039…’s master Goku.
>>153337338I would be concerned if a character couldn't clown on a guy that caps out at universal not even a million times FTL at max wank
>>153338062>KINGku the number one hero, not FAGku the kissless.
>>153338111TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>153337445>I want [MATCHUP THAT WOULD END IN GAY SEX]?
>>153338205Nobody mentioned Goku vs Sonic.
>>153338205>Mario vs Sonic out of NOWHERE
>>153334817Dio still solos.
>>153338205Simon vs Kyle....
>>153338205What does Goku vs Superman 1, 2 and 3 have to do with anything?
>>153338205Any fight that’s not male versus female ends in gay sex tho
>>153338205No one was talking about Bejita vs Thor until you showed up.
rapecel culture
>>153338205>I want Shadow vs Bejitahuh?
>>153337705Yeah it didn't even come down to anything unique about either's combined techniques.It was resolved by functional difference.Nowadays it isn't even a viable match from beat 1 because both can defuse each other.
>>153338205>I want Shadow vs Mew TwoHuh?
I don't think any shonen is realistically topping the at least 7D Infinite Multiversal shit they gave Yugi that DB would buy without resorting to noncanon Heroes-esque shit. Although I guess Yugioh is more of a TCG (subsidiary of TTRPGs) than it is a shonen. Is Tenchi Muyo considered a shounen?
>>153337965>>153338366And a lot of Marvel higher villains obviously have absurd muh infinite-D/outerversal shit as a point of comparison
>>153337562Yeah, not entirely sure what it means yet, but it could be that he is the originator of the Devil Fruits.Maybe he made a Faustian bet with humanity, gave them unbelievable powers limited only by imagination, but in exchange he would take away their ability to swim.Then he began the flooding of the world.
>>153338357mewtwo is genderless so that wouldn't be gay
>>153338366>>153338380This is dumb because most of these fictions aren't even using dimensions in comparative manners, let alone in ways that are internally consistent.
ENTER
>>153338441Tucker victim.
Why was Vegito vs Gogeta even a matchup? The one guy said to be stronger, multiplies its two powers as opposed to adding them, was originally not even on a timelimit, has no way of even messing up the fusion won wow
>>153338366ENTER
>>153338205But Zero is straight
>>153338441Tucker negs him
>>153338478Maybe it was an "attempt" to be creative like with Amogus Vs Fall Guys
Tier: 9-B|1-A
>>153338493>>153338460wouldnt he scale to tucker?
>>153333903literally jewish lies
>>153337378The fact that the Match up was Heaven Ascended DIO (and some people even argued about using Jorge Joestar DIO) Vs Base Sakuya should already tell you all you need to know about the power gap between the two
>>153338507Nah. The fan debate existed for like forever, but it was more about if GT Gogeta could beat Z and then Super Vegito.But then Gogeta got a spot in Super.So there's not really the same rivalry anymore.So typical Death Battle striking while the iron has dyed of heat death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liW-kWFiXtQThe combatant? The matchup?
>>153334772so what happens next?
Match ups for this feeling?
>>153338571Gojo vs MakimaDante vs Bayonetta
>>153338571I don't know what I'm looking at...
>>153338571How Jiren beat Vegeta.
>>153338571Wonder Woman vs Thor
*fists your fucking asswomb*
>>153338571Thor vs Vegeta
>>153338571Megatron vs Frieza without the pity win
>>153333269How would Dio win this? He's too weak to hurt AFO
>>153337317Lex is leagues above Robuttnik even with Robuttnik having 300IQ, Metal with all the cheatmeralds making him Giganiggaversal++++ and Sage's control over every Death Egg
>>153338205Bejita vs Vegeta...
>>153338639Dio's punches are city level and he's FTL. Plus he has Time Stop.
>>153338544That's not saying much considering normal DIO is realistically like building level and baseline FTL with The World at most
>Bejita/dbs/ RAT
I'm a BOUNDLESS BEAST... that beefs with street tiers.
>>153338790Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes you have to TEACH them a lesson.
>>153338478>multiplies its two powers as opposed to adding themSpecifically, the Potara don't require that you match power levels to fuse, it's why Goku at all considered fusing with Mr. Satan after Buu absorbed Gohan, it'd be Goku multiplied by Mr. Satan vs Buu plus Gohan.They gave the win to Vegito because he has 30 more minutes than Gogeta and Vegeta was slightly stronger than Goku in Super Hero, meaning Vegito would be slightly stronger than Gogeta.Gogeta vs Vegito used to be a thing because of SS4 Gogeta and SSB Vegito.Nowadays we have SFPS4 Vegito and SSBE Gogeta.
Wonder why they've never done SS4B or copped out with Daima by giving him SS4 and then making it questionably canon to the Super continuity in the first place which begs the question of why even rehash the GT transformation instead of giving him a new one
>>153338835because they can just lift whatever they want from GT and use it for their own modern copyright slop (MERCH MERCH MERCH BUY NOW!!!)
is Lex vs Archie Eggman even that popular of an MU? Archie Eggman is just a less interesting opponent then game Eggman that scales higher since he lost his interesting shit after being turned organic
>>153338878Archie anything is pretty unpopular as of late
>>153338878With the way faggots treat game Sonic nowadays it seems like he'd be stronger than Archie anyway
>>153338878It better not be, I want Tony vs Victor.
BBC.
Enough biggaton matches.When will we get TRVE KINO?
a.k.a. Big Bang Calcs
>>153337230There's another possibility
>>153338933Shouldn't William take this? He regularly fights enemies way more dangerous than what Sekiro encounters.
>>153338970Yeah
>>153338933>reverse Jack vs Afro Samurai in outcomesure why not
SCHOLARS! I want your opinions on this!
>>153338933William's strongest foe he fought was one of Japan's three great demons. Sekiro's was an old guy with a glock
>>153338990Gay and non canon.
>>153338990If cursed energy is normalized to quirks then Gojo gets dogwalked because he's just a guy with special eyes that do nothing on their own then
>>153338835Oh because Toriyama had the tendency across the post-manga franchise to take stuff that either did or didn't work out in the extended canon (movies and GT) and try his own hand at it.Minus was his attempt at adapting Bardock his own way.Black (and to a lesser extent, Copy Vegeta) were attempts at Baby.Broly is Broly and also (kinda) Bardock.And Daima is GT as a whole pastiche (Pan -> Panzy, Trunks -> Glorio, Shadow Dragons -> Tamagamis)He was very much a believer in stealing and adapting other people's ideas if he liked them.Daima just suffers a lot more because he passed away before scripting completed.
>>153339032Isnt he still a good cqc fighter?
>>153339060Yeah but his cursed energy refinement is why he's so freakishly strong. If you turn it off he's no more strong than any other fit japanese twink
>>153338970Will stomps yeah. You can wank the Sekiro dragon thing (which itself is already pretty dubious in context), but that doesnt stack up to Orochi and Otakemaru wank. Plus the strongest counter of all. Good old english plate
>>153339004William also threw down with Oda MOTHER FUCKIN Nobunaga. Sure he lost in story but depending on if you count follow up missions he can duel him again and win. That Nobunaga was also juiced on magic crystal hax
>>153338933It doesn't matter that he's weaker, Sekiro has a cute barefooted shota by his side so he won at life.
>>153339180we really need to get these fucking pedophiles out of here
>>153339080Boundless bullets that would tear apart the very fabric of reality of the Sonic verse btw.
>>153338909actually with how his only Super tier mech needs Wily present to pilot too Game Eggman probably does beat Archie Eggmanthe only thing in Archie Eggman's army that doesn't get stomped is A.D.A.M. but he betrayed Archie Eggman so he probably shouldn't be included
>>153339080Kek, Jotaro would solo that weakling.
>>153339180William Adams's people aren't from the Sotadic Zone so why would he care he doesn't get to engage in gay pedarasty?
>>153338933So realistically, I don't think William has anything that can put Wolf down.Meanwhile, Wolf has Divine Confetti, the Mortal Blade, Snap Seeds, and a number of prostheses that effect apparitions.In addition to this, Wolf can still hit apparitions without special equipment.Wolf also has two techniques that allow him to steal William's advantages:Puppeteer Ninjutsu (can be used on the Shichimen Warriors) Bestowal Ninjutsu (can be used on the Geckos to take their poison, so not just limited to blood)
>>153339197Those are just regular bullets that didn't even pockmark the ground after plowing through Shiggy's paper body.
>>153338909Game/IDW Eggman has better tools and stuff outside of the Genesis Wave Thing. Archie Eggman's main benefit is mainly verse power wank
>>153339180William has a rice bunny ninja for a wife. INCELkiro has nothing.
>>153339239Death Battle should make a sprite sitcom abiut all the losers of Death Battle living together in the Death Battle Loser's mansion in hell.
>>153339231Wolf canonically can't beat plate armor. Will stomps. Will also has access to Onmyoji hax so he could probably seal him or something worst case scenario
Foids get OUT of these threads now! This is a space for KINGS only!
>>153339262I don't think anyone on DB wants to emulate the "success" of TFS's efforts on that front
>>153339283Many are saying this.
>>153339049>Minus was his attempt at adapting Bardock his own way.>what if I took the whole Greek Tragedy angle of the original story and removed it for uhhh vibes and DO YOU GET IT IT'S LIKE SUPERMAN!
Doesn't Emma outright caress Sekiro's face when he kills her in the bad ending?
Cell? In a hell.
>>153338878If it happens then it will be composite Eggman.In DC vs non Marvel, the other character needs absolutely everything to have a chance against capeshit bullshit.
>>153338219>>153338243>FAGoku and FAGrio BEGGING for Sonic to become gay and have sex with them when the only fags are them who are obsessed with Sonic's tight cute little blue assholePathetic.
>>153339305What does it feel like to have your face caressed by a female (that isn’t your mother/sister/other blood relation)?
>>153339297Minus is bad, but I like the evolution of the storyline we've gotten in Broly and via the Super manga.I think it heightens the tragedy of Raditz as a character.He was basically lied to his entire life in a way that fed into his inferiority complex and then tried to pull it on his own brother in order to feel better about himself.Then he dies. And his bully becomes domesticated and his brother defeats his family's killer.
>>153339339Like having a facehugger or headcrab on your face
>>153339339It's pretty nice, honestly.
>>153339339Like salty pennies
Mario?Wally?Goku?Denji?Yuji?Gojo?Superman?Thor?Simon?Kratos?Bubsy?Asura?Saitama?Popeye?Invincible?Omni Man?All right each other for a chance to even GLANCE at Sonic's tight blue asshole. KO!
Why does he keep talking about gay sex
>>153339435>heWho?
>>153338933>non-wank, fight to 1 deathThis is a pretty cut and dry case. Wolf has way more weapons, abilities, has killed way bigger monsters and also has done generally more impressive shit that involves the strongest guys in all of Japan. Isshin is the strongest guy in Ashina, very impressive sure, but Sekiro isn't no diffing fucking Miyamoto Musashi and Ninja Gaiden shinobi like William can. Wolf also can't cut through plate armor and William literally has access to that.>full wank, both are immortalThis is a more interesting case. William should still be stronger, given he's fought demons that can threaten Japan and the world while Wolf has just fought the Divine Dragon who has been put at nuke level. William has dodged lasers explicitly said to be light, Wolf has dodged a "laser" from Shichimen Warriors but they didn't give lightspeed shit to Yusuke so I doubt that'd qualify.William should also still have way more abilities. Wolf should probably have more skill or adaptation, given that he learned basically multiple schools of combat in a single day (the time passage in the game is metaphorical but this is max wank mode).Wolf probably can't kill William though. The Mortal Blade doesn't stop resurrection (Wolf himself can get killed by the Mortal Blade) from an outside source, and Wolf probably doesn't really have a way to see Saoirse or deduce she's the one resurrecting William. Even if he did and killed her, William can bring her back to life.Meanwhile William has purified corrupted spirits and yokai who can resurrect by drawing on the life force of others like how Wolf's Oath works. Plus Wolf's resurrection cannot bring back lost limbs apparently? William's resurrection limits aren't really tested but you seem to come back in a new body each time.So either stalemate or Wolf loses.
Sup.
>>153339470You look like hammered shit.
>>153339464>Wolf has way more weapons, abilities, has killed way bigger monstersI assume you meant to type William here?
>>153338990Gojo slams
>>153339500Yeah, my bad
>>153339281I am more suggesting that Wolf could target Saorise or the other Guardian Spirits to use them against William.As for Onmyo options, William doesn't actually have access to anything super helpful.Maybe you could say Lifeseal and Purging Talismans, but that seems like it is arguing above their actual effects.
>"Mom, can I get some Zatanna vs Scarlet Witch?">"No, We have Zatanna vs Scarlet Witch at home">The Zatanna vs Scarlet Witch at home
>>153339470FUUUUARRRRKKKK THING SAMA?! P-PLEASE SPARE MY VERSE!!
>>153339239Hope Fleetway Sonic ends up losing as well so we can have a sequel to this
>>153339518Who the fuck even is the literal who moeshitter on the left?
>>153339470Ben looks like shit. Why do the fucktastic four keep getting live action adaptations, is it just some George Lucas-tier delusion about pushing special and practical effects?
>>153339517I mean, William would still have access to things like Sloth Talismans (Wolf has no way to counter slowing magic and gets fucked by it when the Headless do it) and Protection Talismans (literally turn William invincible until Wolf deals a set amount of damage, which if you think Wolf is weaker basically means he can never really hurt William at all). Those two alone are kind of impossible for Wolf to get around whatsoever.
>>153339462>Who?Your hero
>>153339411
>>153339603My Hero?
>>153339555Nemesis the Warlock going to open up that hedgehog booty
>>153338205me vs your mom
>Wolf can't beat a giant snake>William canonically beat this thing solohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZDBZHxx2xc
>>153339657Nobody wants to see Yuji get spanked like a baby by NaruTARD.
>>153339558Usami Sumireko from Touhou.
>>153339339Bags of sand
>deviantart tier image trying to make Sonic look like a sissy Bowser? Sonic and Eggman join forces and invade his castle. Eggman releases pheromones in the air and makes every one of Bowser's minions crave tight blue assholes. Sonic gets slapped by each of them and rides every single one at MFTL+ speeds. While Bower's minions are distracted Eggman flies up to Bowsers room. He has Orbot and Cubot pin the koopa king down and the pheromones finally overpower Bowser. He's officially gay now. Bowser puckers his lips begging for Eggman to join him. Eggman dominates Bowser and begins to strip himself completely nude. "Put a load in this!" Eggman commands as he turns around and shakes his plump cheeks at Bowser. He effortlessly slides onto his cock. Calling for his robot minions to assist him. Bowser is such a weak pathetic sissy he can't hold it for very long and he fills the evil genius with his seed. Eggman laughs as he takes the throne to the Koopa kingdom. He officially beat Bowser and made him gay. KO!
>>153339616Yujiro will RAPE and GAPE Toji.
>>153339581I think we are just looking at it in different ways.I personally think that Wolf should take it since he could likely damage William's spirits or even turn them against him with Puppeteer Ninjutsu.But I do admit that him being unable to cut through the armor is a really bad anti-feat. I think you can explain around it, but that doesn't really change what it is.I think we just kinda walk away from this both thinking the other is wrong.
>>153339670To be fair, I've seen some images of that big snake with even bigger titties so I can see why he'd have a hard time beating it.
marioBITCHES getting uppity, wonder wh-ah, they're making the games like the shitty movies.
>>153339703C? Anon.
>>153339517Would the sword even work on Saorise? It mainly seemed to take out the special parasites. Either way though, there is nothing stopping Will from just winning and taking The Mortal Blade to win that way. Also based on the other "immortals" dismemberment might still be fair game.
>>153339657>ducking Luffy
>>153339657>ducking Luke
>>153339772Both of them GAPE Luffy's asshole wide open and jump right in there to RAPE him
>>153339725Does she have a backstory in the games? Thought she was a star child and that's about all we know. Her being Rosealina's sister doesnt really effect anything. I'd be pissed if they made DK Cranky Kong's son instead of his Grandson.
>>153339725aww manmake up your mind miyamoto
>>153339772>>153339779>ducking
>>153339725This is such a massive retcon and truly destroys Peach's fan favourite backstory of... oh wait, she doesn't have a backstory in the games.
>>153339725The CHADrio movies RAPE and GAPE Sonic's box office
>>153339725Ok, putting all shitposting aside I seriously hope Nintendo doesn’t do this
>>153339821I just said that. Kek. All we know is that she's a star child. This retcons Rosalina into a star child and that's star children are likely made of star dust. Maybe a Yoshi movie or some shit will explain how to Stork system works and why Rosalina and Peach ended up forming on a dead planet and not wherever the other star children formed to be taken by the stork.
>>153339714I don't think Wolf would be able to see the spirits though. Yeah, he can see spirits in Sekiro but there's nothing to suggest they're invisible like in Nioh. Even people who have Guardian Spirits in Nioh like Okatsu need special glasses to properly see aratama. I know Wolf has that weird ability that lets him hear past conversations but I don't think that's similar enough.Even if he could, I don't think there's a way William could die as long as he has Saoirse, and he can resurrect her even if she dies considering she can be reborn from his belief in her.I don't think you're "wrong" but I don't think there's really a way for Wolf to win without being generous to him and not similarly generous to William.
>>153339755Oh I misremembered if it was necessary for Bestowal and Puppeteer.But you are right that Resurrection is actually a hard counter for the Mortal Blade.Now if you wanted to, you could also give Wolf Kaimon (the Black Mortal Blade) since that one can actually open a path to the afterlife. I'm not sure what he would do with it, but you could give it to him.
>>153339833Sonic 3 pissed me off. I need a TV-MA Shadow show where he kills people in visceral detail every episode with lots of big boy words like "fuck".
>>153339885It could lean to a kind of funny win con if Wolf kills himself to summon Nobunaga, but William beat him anyway in side missions and that's not really a win for Wolf.It's either just a stalemate or Wolf will eventually die to something, whether it's dismemberment, sealing, or having the Oath being purified out of his blood. It's also a stupid win con but technically if William is just that strong and fast he could kill Wolf over and over again until the Dragonrot kills everyone in Ashina (in Nioh 2 you can stave off spiritual illness using Amrita so it wouldn't affect William) and Wolf runs out of energy to take from.
>>153334443>the american hero with busted powers dies in 5 minutes because I am too lazy to write atypical shonen sloppa LOLOLOL NIPPON NUMBA ONEGod the writing fell off a cliff
The sonic movies are memorable, have an actual plot and kino characters. Name one quote from the Mario movies :)
>>153339911Wario the movie solos
>>153339956>"Without you I'm just...regular Mario brother."
>>153339956>Me~ow!
Nobody cares about movies made for toddlers and manchildren.
>>153339989>Superman out of NOWHERE
>>153339984>gay faggot furry shit
>>153339714Spirits in Nioh can die and just come back. Happened with Nekomata after he absorbed evil spirits and was destroyed. Saoirse and William in symbiotic in that as long as they believe in each other, they can endlessly revive. Even if Sekiro somehow corrupted Saiorse and turned her against William, he'd just kill her and she'd come back as normal.
>>153339956Sergeant Simon: >Name.Mario: >Mario.Sergeant Simon: >Last name.Mario: >Mario.Sergeant Simon: >And you? (Looks at the green one)Luigi: >Luigi.Sergeant Simon: >Luigi Luigi?Luigi: >No, Luigi Mario.Sergeant Simon: >Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?Luigi: >Three, Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario.
>>153339956Does the Peaches song count?
>>153339956Name one Mario fan who raped their mother ;)
>>153340075Jesus Chan Sonichu?
>>153339946Nobunaga probably wouldnt listen to Wolf. If I remember right, when the bad guy tried reviving him as a servant he just called him a fag and fucked off
>>153339956“Wahoo!” Checkmate sonicfag
Ahem
>>153340022...but enough about Sonic.
>>153339555>>153339661Fleetway Sonic is for Kasen
>>153340104Why didn't Luigi have his iconic GREEN fire in the galaxy movie?
who would winMark's aborted son or Xeno Beast Gohan?
>THIS is someone's hero
>>153340178Proof Videl didn't abort 12 of Gohan's children?
>>153340116who?
Post a memorable Mario movie quote :)Post a good Mario game in the last 2 years :)Post the Switch 2 not being hated by everyone in the world :)Post Mario's movies having memorable characters :)Post Mario destroying a car :)Post Mario not being a faggot who is obsessed with tight blue assholes :)Post Mario being loved by any adult :)Post Mario having better stats then Sonic :)Post Mario's iconic forms :)Admit Mario lost :)
>>153339995Superman is for mature people.
Post a Sonic fan not being extremely gay
>>153340178Mark's aborted Fetus vs Gadget with a brown brick, when?
SHITnic cucky tears
>>153340201Sonic the hedgehog is a video game character made by Sega. Fleetway Sonic refers to Sonic in a British comic published by Fleetway editions.
>>153340233
>>153340201a shittier opponent then Nemesis the Warlock
Sonic beat MarioSonic beat WallySonic would beat Goku Is there a single character in composite fiction that Sonic doesn't not beat?
Kek the obsessed faggot is getting uppity again
>>153340264
Using cucky as an insult is a good way to out yourself as a loveless indian.
>>153340259who?
>>153340279There is literally nothing wrong with being Indian or being obsessed with cuckolding or generating ai art. You're just racist.
RAPEDrat the SHIThog yelping for attention
>>153339821So her dad is Rosalina's long dead father? you don't see any issue in this...?
>>153339464Where are you getting those stats for William?
>>153340333>FAGrio dreaming of plapping Sonic againMust be a day that ends with Y
>>153340345Please point to a single reference to Peach's age or parents in the games
>>153337030
>>153340367FAGnic begging for another piping?
How's the latest Sega console doing?
>>153340371it's less an issue for peach and more i just don't see how the fuck her backstory can work with peach. Isn't it a whole thing that Rosalina's hundreds of years old?
>>153340379So you're admitting you want Sonic's tight blue asshole?
>>153340163Luigi having green fire is just a smash bros thing, at most it's appeared in some spinoffs after the fact
>>153340399No one wants RATnics FAGGOT ass no matter how much you try and sell it here
>>153340418>Still thinking about tonguing Sonic's cute little blue assholeNot subtle, FAGrio
>>153340373she needs R>F cock BAD>>153340367>>153340399what is actually wrong with you
Ben Grimm?Ben Grimm CLOBBERS down and TEACHES Omni-man a harsh lesson.
Nobody crares about SHITrio and SHITnic. Only stunted manchildren care about videotoy mascots.
>>153340448shitty pile of rock
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>>153340361Mostly from the Amrita memoriesDeidara Bocchi shatters mountains and is the source of all earthquakes in Japan, this already would be above the highest wank you could put for Wolf even with le storm calcs and KE shitGashadokuro is claimed to consume the entire worldOrochi was going to destroy all of JapanNinetails was explicitly said to have enough power to destroy the world in both dialogue and the bestiary entriesThis is all wank but you know Death Battle has run with lessLightspeed comes from White Tiger, where the bestiary entry in Nioh 2 explicitly says it fires rays of light that William can dodge
Well just because Mario is 3-2 against Sonic on DB, makes more money at the box office, makes more money and is more popular, has better rated games, and has an actual console...
>>153340431dude stop being so gay it's fucking creepy
>>153340461It's okay Nolan... it's all gonna be okay.
>>153340470>just because (fanfiction), (we buy slop better), (We buy slop seriously better), (fat people cling to him more), (something nintendo buys for us for once and the minute this stops being true we'll kill ourselves) and (overpriced shit that we bought en masse and ensured 80 dollar games forever, you're welcome)
>>153340509>cope no one read
>>153340462k, b, c
I effortlessly RAPED and GAPED my opponent in every category ever...but they FVARKING suicidebombed me by being HYPEROBSESSED RETARDED GAY AUTISTS NOBODY LIKES for me on /dbg/ EVERY SINGLE DAY, thereby tarnishing my REPUTATION in these HALLS and embarassing me by PROXY, I can't even NOT REPLY, for they have a reputation of FALSEFLAGGING and SAMEFAGGING and would thus simply use my likeness to PLAY WITH DOLLS and embarass the both of us.
>>153340470has better feats, has a better fanbase, has a larger fanbaseMario is just so good
>actually arguing about bing bing wahoo man vs blue ratYou never see CapeGODS doing this.
S____ R____ & G____ M____
>>153340528no one gives a fuck about your dying medium
>>153340531What does the first sentence of the description for this video on the Death Battle channel say?
>n-nobody *sniff* g-gives a fuckGrow up.
>>153340533
>>153340544>>153340547hey its that faggot that got raped
>>153340520Explain without cope how you TANK and OUT this tactic.
I can't imagine being a videotoy obsessed manchild arguing about whether a fat italian man is better than a blue cartoon hedgehog or not.
>>153340552>every Sonic fan's mother out of NOWHERE
>>153340541M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MARIOSISTERS!?! DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
>>153340552>Mario and Sonic out of NOWHERE
>>153340577K, b, c.
SHITrio.SHITnic.
Sonic Frontiers is all we need for games anyway...
If I'm going down...as the ULTIMATE JESTER of these HALLS...I'M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME! IT'S CLOWN ON CLOWN VIOLENCE TONIGHT!
>>153340623MHAbro...you already are a jester.
>>153340623I remember when Sonic said this before TRAPPING and BETRAYING Mario in the KEKSHED with him
Say it with me. THE WINNER WAS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG THE WINNER IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG THE WINNER WILL ALWAYS BE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BOOM! DONE!
>>153340603CrHADsh Bandicoot!
>>153340646>the winn...ACK! LORD FLASH PLEASE DON'T ERASE MY EXISTENCE! PLEASE! NOOOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-ACK!
>>153340655...'s master GODro the CHADron.
Composite cuckold vs. composite chad who wins
>>153340623>more SHITnic delusionsjej
>I can't imagine being a videotoy obsessed manchild arguing about whether a fat italian man is better than a blue cartoon hedgehog or not.
>>153340718Kek what a raped little slut
>>153340718he took that metal pipe in DEEP
>>153340675…secret master, RayGOD
>>153340718>>153340737>>153340744Superman learned from TRAINED slavic SUPER RAPISTS.Superman will use his training to RAPE and GAPE Sonic with ease.
My hero? Why, he loses so badly that I can only cope with gay rape fanfiction about his opponent!
>SHITnic and SHITriofags see a torture scene and IMMEDIATELY think about gay ass rape
>>153340783sonic...
>>153340789>tortureRAPEDman loved the feeling of his asshole getting reamed by that metal pipe though
>>153340297Kasen
>>153340674Literal non canon fan fiction. In CANON Sonic speed blitz the FAGsh
Waku waku I lost to the same guy three fuarking times I'm such a happy cuck
>>153340848Sonic...
With enough time, jesterverses like Sonic and MHA obtain the unique ability to drag other verses into similar jester-like roles by association, it's fucked up. They're not even aiming to win, they're just hoping to drag down and humiliate other verses to their tier.
>>153340862This is why my heroes stopped arguing with them and we are the better for it.
>>153340859>the mariobitch can't count
>>153340862FUARK THEY GOT A NEW ABILITY?!?!
PEGGEDBITCHMAN MY HERO!
>>153340862That's why Kratos scholars are ascended.
>>153340509if you replace the word nintendo with sega it is just as true
