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Could your favorite fictional character survive this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy8HPSIFXEM
>Who's to know if your soul will fade at all?
>The one you sold to fool the world
>You lost your self-esteem along the way, yeah

>Good God, you're coming up with reasons
>Good God, you're dragging it out
>And good God, it's the changing of the seasons
>I feel so raped, so follow me down and just

>Fake it if you're out of direction
>Fake it if you don't belong here
>Fake it if you feel like infection
>Whoa, you're such a fucking hypocrite

>You should know that the lies won't hide your flaws
>No sense in hiding all of yours
>You gave up on your dreams along the way, yeah
What character and verse best represent "Fake It" by Seether?
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Matchups for this feel?
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>>153377589
HIPPOTOOOOOOOOOOOS
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>>153377642
>He RAN
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So we've already established Sonic and Touhou as the most fraudulent freaks, the most featless frauds, the most pathetic and attentionwhoring of anklebiters, but which verse is the weakest of these halls?
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>Most popular anime in Japan and the West
>Highly successful sequel series
>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century
>Universal scaling
>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids
>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey
>MFTL on-screen feats
>Most respected anime in these threads
Yup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
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I think my HERO could beat Touhou
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>after multiple rounds against a Hippopotamus, Gorilla, Elephant, Lion, and Bear.
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P-please... Please... Let's not talk about the last thread...
Let's turn the other cheek...
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>>153377589
Gorilla? would TANK that btw
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Lie detector status?
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>>153377589
What a marvelous creature
I love mother nature's wonders so much is unreal!
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THESMALLDOGTOS!
TheLionsura…
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>>153377673
Sonic RAPES and GAPES your favorite character and their entire verse.
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Animalfags, explain this
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>>153377713
Wow, this looks neat. Can you show how Toriyama himself drew this scene in the manga?
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>>153377589
No, Raskolnikov would probably not survive that

But /co/ related Omni Man would.
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>>153377700
Agreed fellow Touhouxister! I can’t wait to take my HRT today so I can be more like Cirno!
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>ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TROONS
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>Do nothing last thread
>Win
I am neither happy or sad about it, as posts have no hold on my mentality.
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>>153377702
Anon, don't kid yourself. The hippo would body a gorilla with ease.
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What's the current meta of /dbg/? Who are the strongest characters in these threads?
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>>153377728
>Christians were full of ego and picked a losing fight
>Buddhist know all conflict leads to suffering and won by being above everyone else without fighting
In the end Jesus was indeed too attached to the flesh...
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Monke
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>>153377719
they have sensitive jelly in their noses
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GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! GOD here! I've just come here to let you know that I am that I am, YHWH (Yes, THE Yahweh) RAPING and GAPING your favourite false god and his demonic religion! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODWH really is that canonically powerful that I can SOLO ALL THEOLOGIES!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a decrepit, old broken idol! Keep coping, paganjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once YHWH VS Composite Pagan theology releases and the winner is (Obviously) GOD!!!!!

Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit I am that I am up against since I'd SOLO them anyway!
>Baal and his entire epithets
RAPED and GAPED
>Marduk, Enki, Enlil, Ashur, Teshub, Kumarbi, Tarhun
RAPED and GAPED
>Ra and his pantheon
RAPED, PLAGUED, GAPED and ENSLAVED.
>Odin and his Ginnungagap
HANGED, BANGED, and FLAMBÉD by my Axis Mundi!
>Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades
RAPED and GAPED on the Altar of Pergamon, and his gold PLUNDERED.
>Ahura Mazda
RAPED and GAPED.
>Vishnu, Shiva, Indra or whoever the fuck the jeet "monotheistic" "god" is supposed to be
RAPED and GAPED
>Allah/Hubal
RAPED and GAPED
>Aztec, Mayan and Incan Pantheons
RAPED and GAPED. BLED, and FLED.
>Amaterasu
RAPED and GAPED.
>Satan and his Legions
RAPED, GAPED, TRAPPED and BETRAYED. IN THE KEK REALM. ALONG WITH ALL THE FALLEN ANGELS!
>Buddha
RAPED. AND. GAPED. INTO. NONEXISTENCE. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE PAGAN THEOLOGY!!!
>Chemosh
Erm let me get back to you on that...
This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS OMNISCIENT LIE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...
>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!
Holy Spirit! The state of these KWABbaalahs! See? YHWH just wins! All day every day!!!
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>>153377743
Naruto, it seems.
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>>153377678
that's the point i'm making. nonsense is a power that characters have, and attributes of certain gods. a true tier 0 encompasses "that and not that"
quoting it doesn't rnd any power argument, it only reveals their hand
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>>153377759
Who even won the cast when they did this?
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>>153377753
Ya think Big J is chill with the existence of Buddhists?
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Touhou and Sonic are the weakest of these halls.
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All of these characters are Alex YIIK victims!
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Bow down to your betters.
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>>153377767
CANOOOOOOOOOOON!
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>>153377640
Reimu and Touhou.
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>>153377589
Post a JOBppo beating an CHADephant
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>>153377775
Mojo
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>>153377792
is this updated?
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>>153377821
Doesn't matter, Pokémon still mogs everyone ITT.
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Sonic will RAPE and GAPE the character below me.
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Matchups for this feel?
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>>153377774
No, nonsense is nonsense. You can say the words, but they will be completely meaningless.
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>>153377838
Sonic.
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>>153377838
GAYnic…
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>>153377673
It is kinda crazy that Super Mario Bros Z has better combat expertise feats than most of Mario and Sonic, but is basically capped at Island Busting.
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>>153377838
>>153377842
Sonic LUVS tgirls...
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>>153377842
You wouldn't? Tell the truth.
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In the jungle the mighty jungle the small dog sleeps tonight
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>>153377743
Sonic.
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>>153377743
Sonic
Deku
Reimu
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The lion doesn't really know much about philosophy or religion but will ROAR about it anyway...
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>>153377903
>>153377913
In the art of clownfoolery, of course.
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>>153377785
Sonic is the strongest, though.
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With enough time, jesterverses like Sonic, Touhou and MHA obtain the unique ability to drag other verses into similar jester-like roles by association, it's fucked up. They're not even aiming to win, they're just hoping to drag down and humiliate other verses to their tier.
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>>153377843
>You can say the words, but they will be completely meaningless.
that's exactly the argument people were using when christian told everyone that yhwh was different than other deities
as i told you early this is not yhwh but the logic god which is not deity or god at all, and because it is a conceptual god its existence is bound to our understanding. you cannot hide god in a different realm to keep it safe (actually this is the plot of smt iv apocalypse), it's useless. people will use the same epistolomogy (empiricism, rationalism and skepticism) that was used to give god this form lewis speaks of
actual theologicians would never give you the answer lewis gave you, they would simply brush it off with the concept of MYSTERY (borrowed more or less from aristotle's essence idea)
lewis by invoking logic demonized god. you need to understand that
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>Touhou defeated christcucks
>MHA has never lost a thread
>Sonic reigns supreme over all
FVARK!! The absolute strongest of all verses!
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>>153377642
I can't believe this poor cat died of butt AIDS.
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Can we have some real talk here? Does anyone find it unshakably awkward when one character transforms/powers up and the other character doesn't but their performance remains the same?
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>>153377589
Hippos are FUARKING based. They kill hundreds of niggers every year.
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I like Sonic
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Sarada will win her match.
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>>153377982
The base form was simply TEACHING the opponent's many many forms.
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>Mario, Flash
>Asta
>Literally everyone because WHOhou is never getting an episode
HEROES!
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Enough time has passed. Give me a street tier. NOW!
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>>153378016
Deku!
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>>153377959
You joke but there was a point were Sonic was genuinely everywhere in these threads.
I fucking hate Sonic but I will admit that for that brief period of time they legit conquered /dbg/ this place was unusable
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>>153378016
Spiderman!
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>>153378016
Bakugo!
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>>153377950
No? This is just the definition of God that most theologians have, i.e. "The foundation of existence itself". Most non-Christians dismissed Christians because Christians only believed in a single deity. What theologians are you even talking about? Most of the ones I read about referred to capital G God in ways similar to what Lewis wrote.
I even took a look at Gnosticism's Monad again due to it being the inspiration for a lot of Japanese works depicting God, and it's still a similar God to the Abrahamic one (since Gnosticism is an off-shoot of Christianity).
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>>153377589
My hero’s cock is so massive it can dislocate a hippo’s jaw and make it suffocate
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>>153378099
Your hero? Minoru Mineta.
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>>153378016
Here's your street tier sire! With a side of Hax.
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What IMMEDIATELY comes to mind when you see this character?
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>>153377819
No fucking way
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>>153378091
https://books.google.ca/books?id=uvtebmqZZDYC&pg=PA24#v=onepage&q&f=false
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>>153378060
There's a reason why he's called KINGnic.
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>I made the threads unusable with my spam, that means I win!
These are the works of TYRANTS and MONSTERS.
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>>153378120
Rouge
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>>153378120
The strongest in /dbg/
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There was a recent avatar movie, any avatar niggas can report any interesting feats/antifeats? Is movie aang weaker than his og series counterpart?
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>>153378181
Aang beats a guy who can toss a mountain around
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>>153378138
Swan was arguing about Grodd and le herald scaling and shit and Chad basically BTFO him by being weird with Mojo's wincons and saying he had 4th wall shit
It took way too long for Swan to bring up Grodd's fucking MIND CONTROL, you know, the thing that would let Grodd just auto win
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>>153378120
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGnic!
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>>153378210
Has mojo ever been mind controlled?
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>>153377982
Super saiyan murderaped DB's scaling. Kid Goku used to tank bullets, in fact, most martial artists used to but, plotwise, Goku needs to be vulnerable to give him a reason to transform. When the protagonist is vulnerable so is everyone else.
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>>153377743
/dbg/'s cosmology is quite complicated because it changes every now and then, I'll try to give you a good approximation using a solar system as example
>The Stars (Pillars )
Dragon Ball, DC& Marvel, and Kratos (yes Kratos, not GoW, just Kratos)
These are the guys you will always see around.
Kratos has the most pull out of everyone, he basically keeps /dbg/'s culture together (more like he shaped said culture)
Dragon Ball has the second most pull, almost all shounen verses orbit around Dragon Ball.
DC& Marvel have the least pull, only a single verse other than their own orbits them (Sonic), that's because they are objectively the strongest and no one wants to powerscale with them.
For characters look at KINGtos, Goku, Jiren, Vegeta, Hulk, Superman, Thor, and Flash
>The inner planets
Here you will find the bulk of /dbg/ each day these verses clash against each other wildly.
We have two sides: literally (books, Comics, etc) rings and Electronic (Games, web series, Tabletops, etc) rings.
Verses like Naruto, JJK, Sonic, MHA, Doom, Invincible, and many many more.
Here we have a lot of unique interactions and I could make countless posts about them
Like how Sonic and Invincible aggressively orbit around the DC and Dragons Ball pillars, how JJK is the most volatile verse that's always picking fights, and MHA... Let's not talk about it yet...
For characters you have Sonic, Thragg, Mark, Gojo, DIO, Madara, Mario, Bayonetta, Dante, and almost every single character you are likely thinking about now.
>Outer planets
These are the weird verses that rarely show up here but are consistent enough to be recognized (think of Touhou, Digimon, Fate, Kamen Rider, or Undertale)
These verses rarely clash against anyone even themselves, with some exceptions... (Ultraman) But when they crash the
It's often a thread wide event
For characters look at Reimu, Geats, Tai, Yugi, any 40K character, etc.
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>>153378145
Aiiieeeeee
So far, I'm just reading about the difference between polytheistic Supreme Beings and monotheistic Supreme Beings. Page 30 seems to focus more on monotheism as we see it.
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>>153378120
Surge
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>>153378091
>No? This is just the definition of God that most theologians have
are you smoking?
>posts the apocryhon
>which uses a borrowed concept that is not eben a deity in the first place
look, man. this shitshow goes back to "john" comparing him with Logos. you don't say "this is the definition of god" when they were throwing tomatoes at the wall to see what does stick through centuries
>What theologians are you even talking about?
literally any priest, they're theologicians by default
you can walk outside right now and go asking them in person
>Most of the ones I read about referred to capital G God in ways similar to what Lewis wrote
and who are these?
...
>Most non-Christians dismissed Christians because Christians only believed in a single deity.
that's not what happened.
the euros dismissed them because they didn't respect traditions. for them, deities were transactional, and the head deities were the same guy (storm god schizo has been highlighting that). god simply took a form based on the people's traditions, we are still doing this to this day (look into black jesus [and the many marias])
the americans already believed in sins, salvation from sin, and god sacrificing themselves for salvation. they were never converted, they simply assimilate yhwh/jesus. they were not genocided for this unlike the euros
>to what Lewis wrote
you know how vsbattlefags wank tolkien's god to tier 0 because it is supposed to be god?
tolkien hated that, he argued that this stuff is "paganism" so you shouldn't conflate god with it.
tolkien, to say the least, disliked aslan for this same reason
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>>153378269
Canon.
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>>153378120
Amy x human male
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>>153378322
HMoFA scaling?
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>>153378281
Generally most pagan theologies had the patron chief god gradually absorb the roles and traits of all the other gods. I think Egypt is probably the more blatant one in terms of one omnipotent deity:
https://www.sofiatopia.org/maat/nun.htm
But that's just Atum, Amun makes it more blatant as he gradually upstaged Atum as the Creator God by having him be hidden from all other deities and him being the hidden omnipresent force behind everything that "makes himself into millions"

I'll try to find an image I saved basically literally translating most of the pagan cosmogonies with the neoplatonic conceptualization of creation/God
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Anyone else notice the MHA posts disappeared around the same time the Touhou posts started
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>>153377589
Hippo - Jerry the Mega Minion
Melon - Megamind's head
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jeez. shit is too wordy. i don't think i'll have the time to argue that the logic that led to the modern concept can be absolutely countered by the existence of the principle of explosion and the ship of theseus
i had examples in my head but the conversation debiated from what i expected and now i don't remember a thing
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>>153378363
Outerversal
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>>153377673
MHA caps out at continent level according to VSBW. So whatever universe is below that.
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>>153377743
>>153378269
Finally I want to talk about some weird interactions
>Monster collector orbit
For some reason pokemon has a pull on Yugioh and Digimon.
The verse is weaker so this is a pure popularity pull, when you see any of these franchises chances are you will see the other
>Jester force
I don't like this term because it's mostly people insulting the verses they don't like and the list grows every week, but so far it's been consistent so I'll mention here
The jester force are a group of verses that are either too retarded, disruptive, or just annoying to the point of being either the villains or the clowns of the thread (sometimes both) you can easily recognize them because unlike a normal verse the debates here often look like one anon arguing against the entire thread, often making any other arguments impossible
So far we got: Sonic, MHA, Invincible, Touhou, Pokemon, and I think sometimes even Ultraman.
I'm sure the list will change and maybe some of these won't even be considered Jesters by a couple of anons. But the term is popular around here anyways
>The DBZ/Invincible/Moe triangle
Basically last year some Anons documented a phenomenon that was something like this: "Invincible are the only posters that can consistently beat Dragon Ball posters, but Moe anime can consistently beat Invincible in debates, while Dragon Ball always wins against Moe anime effortlessly"
Like an elemental triangle, nowadays that's not really all true because DBZ anons can fight back against invincible just fine, but this is a cool piece of lore I wanted to bring out
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>>153378373
>Anyone else notice the MHA posts disappeared around the same time the Touhou posts started
'my touhou academy'
its power? more powerful than 'dragon ball dc' but weaker than 'shin marvel tensei' and 'godzilla'
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>>153378120
https://voca.ro/1oiLdsfQmSCF
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>>153378291
Eru Iluvatar is literally the Christian God, like how Aslan is implied to be literally Jesus. Tolkien also mainly disliked allegory that was a 1 to 1 for real life stuff, which doesn't apply to Eru Iluvatar or Aslan
>The euros dismissed them because they didn't respect traditions
That comes from Christians not believing that their gods were real and not doing the old thing where they just added other gods to a pantheon.
>Posts the apocryphon
I specifically mention that I looked at Gnosticism's Monad. I should have further clarified that I posted that screenshot to show that the Gnostic's Monad still followed that definition of God.
>Literally any priest
I'll go talk to one when I have the time, then.
>And who are these
Specifically about logical issues? I can only recall Lewis off the top of my head. Just talking about a similar definition for God? Almost every Church father that takes after Aristotle and St. Thomas Aquinas.
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>>153378419
Fuck off tripfag
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>>153378373
You negros say this about anything
>Notice how the Sonic posts started when the MHA posts disappeared?
>Notice how the invincible posts started when the Sonic posts disappeared?
>Notice how the Pokemon posts started when the Invincible posts disappeared?
What's the obsession with trying to make a boogie man out of all the people that don't agree with you?
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>>153378322
Based
Too bad Amy doesn't really have any feats because it would be cool to see her fight Cynder from Spyro
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>>153378474
t. Seething Invincinic Academi-hou shitposter recoiling after being found out
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>>153378497
Unless we have a legit schizo here at the very least Invincible and MHA are posted by 2 different anons, because they fight against each other all the time
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>>153378181
It's literally just Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan but if Broly was an airbender. Aang also struggles with a building, very poor showing from him all in all
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>>153378501
Inaccurate, Froppy would've died the moment Thragg rushed her.
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>All this posts about toehoe
Someone is still sore...
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>>153378501
Inaccurate, Thragg would have raped and impregnated Froppy the moment he made contact with her.
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>>153378474
It's very likely a lot of discussions here are controlled by a single person
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>>153378489
Man, I haven't thought about The Legend of Spyro in ages. I assume Amy demolishes Cynder due to chain scaling nonsense, though.
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It must be great being a Dragon Fag. You don't have to post actual feats or anything. You just gotta post some non-canon shit or some databook nonsense from thirty years ago that Toriyama probably didn't even write and just go "LOOK HE'S PLANETARY! HE'S PLANETARY!" over and over. Just throwing tantrums until everyone begrudgingly accepts it just to shut you up.
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>>153378181
universal lore staff
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>>153378501
Inaccurate, light speed Mina would have jumped in front of Thragg, letting him slam into an impenetrable acid barrier and melting into a puddle of goo
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>>153378567
Me and Minacutie holding hands...
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>>153378501
Inaccurate, Froppy would've raped and pozzed Thragg the moment she made contact with him with her 8-foot futa cock.
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It must be miserable being an anti-Dragon Fag. A series with the most simplistic and easy to understand power system yet retards still can't grasp the concept of number go up. They can't fathom that Cell is a million times stronger than Frieza so it makes sense he could bust the solar system. Instead, they look at gag stuff like Krillin throwing a rock at Goku and screeching "LOOK HE'S A FRAUD LOOK LOOK!" over and over.
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>>153378501
SHE'S SO COOL
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>>153378120
Autism
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>>153378567
No matter how many headcanons I make up, no matter how I try to downplay and say 'mach 10 All Might' out of context, no matter how much I obsess about MHA, I CAN'T FUCKING DISPROVE THE LIGHT SPEED LASER TIMING FEATS!
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Post characters that can destroy a continent in one punch.
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>>153378567
how do we know she isn't just aimdodging and prediction dodging? Any scene of her getting caught of guard and dodging the last second?
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>>153378556
>It must be great being a Dragon
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>>153378567
That laser was moving at the speed of tricycle btw.
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>>153378632
I wish that WEBM wasn't so ungodly tall.
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>>153378567
Funniest part is the invisible girl makes it clear that those beams are light based since when she blocks one of them in the second to last season her power refracts it and invisible girl literally has no ability to boost her physical stats
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Match ups for this feel?
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>>153378632
When will someone end the undefeated streak of the Final Fantachuds
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>>153378632
When will we get another super awesome dragon fight? Bahamut vs who?
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>>153378625
Northern Canada is still there though.
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I'm an unbiased third party that has been lurking these threads for awhile here to give a definitive conclusion as to which character and verse would win a fight
>Jotaro vs Deku
would just be a rettread of Jotaro vs Kenshiro except the winner isn't badass
>MHA vs Marvel street tiers
see Miles vs Deku
>Deku vs Invincible
Mark splatters him instantly
>MHA vs Invincible verse
the entire MHA verse gets blitzed
>Invincible verse/MHA verse vs Hulk
Hulk punches down weaker verses
>Sonic vs MHA
not getting into retarded cosmology bullshit but Super Sonic probably wins
>Mario vs Sonic
both have cosmology bullshit that I don't care about so I'm not touching this
>GOW/Invincible vs...
memes you take seriously
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>>153378549
KINGnic Scholar btw.
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>>153378695
Nobody cares about Canada.
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>>153377682
>Naruto
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>>153378682
Either Bahamut gaping death wing or 50/50ing Tiamat
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>>153378668
>Can only win through cowardly, underhanded tactics
Batfraud
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>>153377682
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>>153378677
idk but i just want to see a cool swordfight from this
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>>153378733
>>153378720
If the first thing you think of is black men when seeing Naruto, that's on you.
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>>153378664
There is no basis to say Invisible Girl can only bend light and not other forms of Energy attack.
In fact she also bends attacks that have distinct non-light properties, like Aoyama’s bellybutton one that makes her invisibility quirk switch off and has physical kinetic recoil like Cyclops’ punchbeams.
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>>153378735
The Legate is for- SHoot, I forgot he and Frank Horrigan were both from Fallout.
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>>153378741
The first thing Naruto thinks of is black men in the morning.
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>>153378761
No, Naruto wants SASUKE's sword.
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Holy FUCK I'm noticing.
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>>153378750
*in fact on this topic, that bellybutton laser literally has no heat. It’s never melted anything, it’s a Punch-Beam like Cyclops (who he is based on)
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>>153377743
Mario.
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>>153378700
I think that grounded Nolantos is actually fairly close.
The main issue is that if you give Kratos his Greek kit, then he probably easy haxes Nolan.
Viltrumites basically fight like GoWThor.
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>>153378700
basedbuckle...
>>153378753
fallout is desperate need of a good MU on the show by now but the problem is there aren't alot that don't end in a complete stomp because the verse caps out at building level
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>>153378753
Frank punches Lanius into chunks like he did that deathclaw
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>>153378720
Naruto's long life goal is Killer bee's cock.
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>>153378802
There was a thread on /v/ a while back that came to the consensus that Fallout energy weaponry rapes and gapes anything 40k has because of Fallout energy weapons being capable of disintegrating anything
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>>153378700
>mark splatters him instantly
false
>the entire MHA verse gets blitzed
false
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>>153378789
I was actually just talking about GOW and Invincible debates in general here being pretty obvious memes for shitpost purposes that the people on the opposing side take serious
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>waste an hour of my life arguing against the resident Troonhoutard
>Out of fucking NOWHERE YT shows me my favorite YouTuber playing Touhou
https://youtu.be/PfgeyA6UTDk?si=a0NyOnLyKVWjlb4x
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? THE FEDS ARE SURVEYING MY POSTS!?
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>>153378750
But doesn't it require more assumptions to say she can refract energy too?
Granted she's probably limited to the visible and uv light spectrums because otherwise she couldn't emit any heat.
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>>153378761
Thats why he's my hero
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>>153377982
Omnidock and Krasura have a weird amount of shit in common
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>>153378789
>GoWThor
Reminder, that when Thor killed him in the intro fight they had, he was suppose to have died and gone to Helheim for 15 years lmao
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>>153378460
>Eru Iluvatar is literally the Christian God
>that was a 1 to 1 for real life stuff, which doesn't apply to Eru Iluvata—
It literally applies. LoTR is based on "christian" values, its characters are NOT the biblical ones. Eru does what it does because he is bound to christian concepts but he himself is not the christian God. he never used non-christian traditions to build his verse. rather for that he pondered:
>how would a christian struggle in this scenario?
and he wrote that down
>how would a christian fall?
and he wrote that down, and so on
your own pic is on my side. its conclusion, which for some reason is at the beginning, doesn't follow what it is actually written by tolkien:
tolkien created a headcanon (fucking kabbalah. he dislikes the catholics after all) then used it. he then tried to argue that that's what god could have done. he too demomized god by using fucking kabbalah shit

but let's just focus on powerscaling. can we argue that this usage of the creator god is tier 0? let's see who else use that shit
>smt, they kill god every fucking time
>marvel, there is a creative force above tooa
>dc, it's not even the omniverse
>toaru, there are other trees and accel fucking planted a new one
>fate, the root basically

>>153378460
>That comes from Christians not believing that their gods were re—
that's rewriting history. they did believe zeus exiated. they simply saw him as a fallen manifestation of god. just to make it more clear: zeus was the lightning itself. if you brought all these people back they would think you put zeus inside this screen and call this apparatus 'demonic'
>>153378460
>Almost every Church father that takes after Aristotle and St. Thomas Aquinas.
EXACTLY!
as i said above the core concept here is MYSTERY which is the true nature of God, the divinity. natures are a fancy way of saying ESSENCE. platonic concepts were replaced by aristotle's concepts, empiricism triumphed over rationalism
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>>153378700
Invincible would win the fights under Death Battle rules but the idea that Invincible characters speedblitz and kill anything is laughable.
Fucking Cecil was reacting to a bloodlusted Omni-Man's charges and then you had that embarrassing display with the GotG, they never use that kind of speed in combat. Mark is even worse in that department.
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>>153378750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDfERJJAOSk
>refracted light burns away plants
hmmm
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>>153378836
Fair enough.
Invincible is such a weird franchise in the space.
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>>153378501
I commissioned this guy to do art for me back in fucking May and he still hasn't finished
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>>153378862
It’s an assumption in itself to say “she reflected it so it’s true light” when she didn’t know she can reflect anything at the start.
Like 100% of Aoyama’s attacks are from his laser doing physical damage like heat, and he can reshape his laser. By standard vsbattle criteria this wouldn’t be counted as a true laser (Homelander’s vision isn’t counted just because it had sparks in one scene)
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null phys
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>>153378875
I think we can actually look at the Viltrum bust and arrive at a sorta reasonable conclusion for what their cosmological near distance speeds look like.
It is definitely sublight given Invincible bothers with the whole atmospheric reentry type stuff.
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>>153378120
Rape apologist shitnic
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>>153378900
*physical damage without heat
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>>153378891
Damn. What'd you comm?
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>>153378120
The king who broke dcucks and fagon fags
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>>153378120
the weakest in /dbg/
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>>153377589
I’m coming out as trans today! Hope you all wish me luck! I figured this was the best to announce this.
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>>153378984
Disgusting goku tranny
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>>153378120
Goku climbing mountains
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>>153378875
If I had to give a in universe explanation, most likely they can just accelerate to insane speeds in frictionless space without issue and use it to travel, and there is no danger since space is empty as fuck, but then their actual reaction and combat speeds are way lower. There is also the possibility of a hyperspace, but I don't think that's the case here.
It's like a guy piloting an airplane, they don't need to match the airplane's speed in reaction times and such to pilot it, the sky is so empty and travelling across the earth takes so long that they can pilot it just fine with petty human reaction speeds.
Of course, ultimately, Kirkman probably gives zero fucks about that, and Viltrumites can just accelerate themselves to MFTL+ and just job to normal humans in speed because retardation
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damn it
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>>153378874
It literally doesn't apply because there isn't any allegory. Eru Iluvatar IS supposed to be the Christian God. Did you even read the image?
>Tolkien understood Eru not as a "fictional deity" but as a name in a fictional language for the actual monotheistic God
He did not write actual stories from the Bible into LotR, but Eru Iluvatar is God in a fictional setting.
>SMT - Demiurge
>Marvel - Not God
>DC - The Presence is Tier 0 and also literally God
>Toaru - Also not God
>Fate - The Root is its own thing and also Tier 0
You're missing that GOD God is supposed to be exist before EVERYTHING and be the source of EVERYTHING according to classic theology.
>He disliked the Catholics
??????????????????????????????????
Tolkien was an extremely Catholic man, what in the world are you talking about? He was so traditional that he refused to attend Mass that spoke in any language besides Latin.
>They did believe Zeus existed
I meant that they did not believe Zeus was anything more than a "strong supernatural being" who did not deserve to be worshipped. A lot of Romans thought of Christians as little better than atheists.
>MYSTERY, which is the true nature of God
"MYSTERY" is just what we don't know. It is not proper for "MYSTERY" to be the true nature of God since that would mean we chip away at God's essence the more we learn. While we won't be able to learn every single truth about existence, chipping anything away from God is nonsensical.
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>travel in the vacuum of space
>Able to keep accelerating without worrying about collateral
>Achieve MFTL
>Some idiot will assume this is your standard speed
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>>153378984
We saw it coming, Sonicbro
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Who's his matchup?
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>>153378984
We hear you sis and we love you for it, stand proud and show those chuds the absolute diva that we know you are!
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>>153379018
Do you think the Orphics or Plato conceived of Zeus as just a pretty strong guy
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>>153379044
He's certainly a bounded existence. There's a distinct difference between "gods" and "God".
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What does this room say about me?
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>>153379099
YOu're jewish
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the only BOVNDLESS death battle warrior is Kratos.
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>>153379099
You're a BOVNDLESS BEAST when it comes to killing Palestinian kids
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>>153379099
Cool
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Just a reminder that Pokémon moneymogs your favorite verse.
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Match ups for this feeling?
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>>153379148
The Sword of Olympus
Asura
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>>153379145
I don't care bitch boy, hop into Showdown, I will wreck your team!
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>>153379044
They conceived of Zeus living on a big mountain with a bunch of other people on the same level as him
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>>153379148
King vs Incineroar
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>>153379148
Is this the famous "Gaping" this place always talks about?
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>>153379161
Not quite "the same level" since Zeus was supposed to be able to solo the entire pantheon.
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>>153378501
>Thragg, after a long and brutal fight, having lost an arm and a half, breathing heavily on his back
>'Finally, the mightiest warrior on this planet has been defeated...'
>a random nearby civilian pipes up 'Uh, buddy... she's not even close to the strongest.'
>Thragg sighs, and -ACKS himself on the spot
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>>153379177
>Zeus could solo a bunch of hill to mountain level beasts
HOLY FUARK!
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>>153379099
I think your favorite Fantastic Four member is Johnny
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I asked my mother (I'm 37 years old living in my mother's house) while she brought me dino nuggies (yum) what she thought about KINGTOS and, after muttering something under her breath about how I should get a job (bitch), she said KINGTOS is the strongest. So there you have it guys
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>>153378501
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>>153379161
>uh what about the most primitive basic form prior to further theological developments
You do know YHWH's origins were from a polytheistic religion right
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>be me
>KINGtos
>leaving my local Whole Foods with plant-based milk
>suddenly hear a cry for help
>the local orphanage is burning down
>"THIS IS A JOB FOR KINGTOS!"
>push my way through the crowd, dropping my vegan milk
>run into the burning building
>see a firefighter trying to lift a piece of wood off of a crying little girl
>he's crying in anger that he's not strong enough to do it
>I know what I must do
>"CONSECUTIVE KINGTOS PUNCHING ATTACK!"
>explode the firefighter into a fine red mist
>"YOU ARE A MONSTER NO LONGER."
>look the terrified little girl in her eyes and drop her some estrogen blockers and testosterone
>"YOU MUST BE A BETTER MAN!"
>do a 360 degree turn and walk away
Just another day in the life of KINGtos.
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>>153379240
What a HERO!
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>>153378501
>>153379236
This shit is so cringe. Why are MHAfags like this?
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>>153377589
My hero. (Who beat Goku) goes this to your fat water horse.
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>>153379265
>weak character vs strong character
it's funny
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>>153379236
>>153378501
This shit is so cool. Why do MHAfans have such good taste?
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>>153379236
This happened. I was there.
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>>153379236
What the fuck is even happening here?
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>M-MY WAIFU IS SUPER DUPER STRONG BECAUSE I DREW HER BEATING UP SOME STRONG PEOPLE
People like this should be bullied. Waifufaggotry rots your brain.
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>>153379308
That’s Tsuyu after going down on Broly while he’s having his period
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>>153379240
This is so in-character.
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>>153379238
Then I'm sure you'll be able to tell us all how Zeus was developed to be ruler over all concepts and existence and he wasn't a cuckold who shared his divinity with others?
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>>153379294
Goku kills this fat faggot.
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>>153379018
>Did you even read the image?
did you? under the same fallacious argument we can argue that azathoth IS the nihilistic god, except that there isn't exactly one. we can have a conceptual nihilistic god by using logic
i didn't bother to argue it because it is evident. i was outright calling them out for using the quote in bad faith
here it is what tolkien said:
>A exists. A could have used principle $ to create. X was created based on principle $. X was made by B.
nowhere tolkien says B is A. such a claim is a non-sequitur in context

>God is supposed
when was this argued? which what was this argued?
>according to classic theology.
that literally predates christianity, anon...
>?????????????????????????????????
brainfart. i mean that was that he shouldn't be using kabbalah, that shit is more in line which the protestants he disliked
>who did not deserve to be worshipped
the priests decided this. because the priests keep the traditions. everyone understood that ADONAI, ADON, ODIN, DIONISIUS were the same shit that simply followed different customs. the fucking bible has yhwh telling people that elohim destroyed sodom and gomorrah. even in the bible we have two different cults (actively fighting for dominance), it is subtle. christians reading theur bible wouldn't catch that
>since that would mean we chip away at God's essence
you invoked classic theism. well, classic theism argues that god existence and essence are the same therefore you cannot chip away anything because that means you are chipping away his existence
this is my argument at the end of the day. true tier 0 is a mystery. the nomsense abd sensical are part and not part if it
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>>153379323
This
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>>153379319
How is that not the case? If she couldnt beat them up it wouldnt be drawn
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>>153379332
>Then I'm sure you'll be able to tell us all how Zeus was developed to be ruler over all concepts and existence and he wasn't a cuckold who shared his divinity with others?
the same way yhwh did it. or did you forget that just as zeus lived over the mountains that yhwh lived over the waters?
>inb4 what waters?
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>>153379333
This
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>>153379333
>TRACEku the weak
goku also dies in space btw
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>>153379332
YHWH wasn’t this either. He shared divinity with other existing gods in the Bible like Chemosh, who fought and defied him and won.
Actually reading the Old Testament and seeing other Gods existing buckbroke nu-christians so hard they invented the word henotheism (“ermm…well ok maybe YHWH isn’t the only god…but he’s the only god i WANT to worship!”) to cope.
The only Abrahamic God who is the Sole God is Allah.
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>Open the door. You drew my comfort character being beaten clearly by an inferior opponent.
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>there are towelheads in this very thread at this moment
Chilling.
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>>153379275
the hippo rapes the small elephant when it toots.
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>>153379333
>He's angry about doing this
Not a real hero, as expected of VILLAINku
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RUN
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>>153379437
>Squirt gun victims
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>>153379275
Hippo sisters?!
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>>153379394
we love allah here
do you have an issue with that?
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>>153379332
Divine emanations. All the Gods are one.
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>>153379437
>Sandstorm shits beating CHADliper
On planet retard maybe
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>>153378501
This faggot never did my commission
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>>153379333
nope
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>>153379449
Garchomp is neutral against water
He is a ice cube Victim however
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>>153379236
>Tracing invincible
MHA truly is shit
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Does Shaggy got this?
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>>153379437
These guys are weak to fairies
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>>153379490
yeah he stomps Luigi
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>>153379483
HOLY SHIT
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>>153379236
Nuly would have died here.
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>>153379483
My CANON DETECTORS are OFF THE CHARTS!
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>>153379497
Fairies are OP
>GOW Fairies are cosmic beings
>1 fairy canonically gaped Elden Ring’s Outer Gods
>Timmy Turner
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>>153379498
But we aren't talking about tails' canon battle with Luigi
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>>153378501
This is so based tho.
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>>153379382
This is me unironically.
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>>153379483
He should have the funny goku screaming face
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>>153379521
I meant fairies as in gay people.
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>>153379533
Basedku...
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>>153379539
Gay people are OP
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>>153378984
We support all our Mariosisters here.
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>>153379548
I'll never remember the site autochanges that certain s-word...
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>>153377589
>cracks a watermelon between her fat ass cheeks
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>>153379567
Kratos can do this too.
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>>153379573
Prove it
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>>153379573
Kratos has no ass
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>>153379333
>>153379483
>using Counter-Gen AI as a winning blow
The FUTURE is NOW
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>>153379573
>Gloria tries to squash Kratos to death
>Kratos KOs Gloria by hitting her buttocks with a double slap
>He walks away with a Moto Moto strut
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>>153379573
>Just because we've never SEEN Kratos crack a watermelon between his buttcheeks doesn't mean he can't!
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>>153379593
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5491922&tags=coxxx20+kratos+
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>>153379649
Holy fuck my dick
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>>153379649
...I'm not clicking that shit
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>>153377650
Damn they're actually kinda fast
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Don't click that
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>>153378834
i don't play 40k, are they any good MUs for fallout with that in mind?
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>>153379649
Dracullina >> #7462357
Posted on 2021-12-27 00:36:24 Score: 63 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
If you don't wanna turn the God of War into a cumdump you're a coward.

Big_balls1 >> #7462361
Posted on 2021-12-27 00:37:15 Score: 23 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Spoken like a true man^

Anonymous >> #7788868
Posted on 2022-01-25 12:49:52 Score: 16 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Can't you see your favorite male character with his ass and mouth full of semen? If you can't stand it, leave the site.

bubblepound >> #7788885
Posted on 2022-01-25 12:51:51 Score: 12 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Honestly if you manage to turn the god of war into your personal cumdump, you deserve props

Anonymous >> #8222138
Posted on 2022-03-04 04:07:56 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Wish that was me
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>>153379649
I clicked this. I regret it.
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>>153379678
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>>153379099
That's a hell of a THING.
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I'd find it hilarious if we got a 40k episode and Death Battle just totally bought the retarded scaling fans give the series.
>"The Emperor is able to impact the Warp via the Astronomican, a feat that by itself is impacting multiple universes. And this is him as a skeleton! At full strength, he'd be thousands of times stronger, easily slipping into multiversal territory!"
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>>153379334
No? What are you even talking about? Tolkien literally says that Eru Iluvatar is supposed to be the Christian God (He even uses "God" and "The One" interchangeably in his letters). Lovecraft never stated such a thing about Azathoth. The quotes below were about Tolkien's views on how to depict God in a fictional story, i.e. "It's not IMPOSSIBLE for God to have a species that can reincarnate despite that being impossible for humans".
>
I just completely disagree with what you're saying. Tier 0 being only achievable by the unknown makes it a useless description, especially since the definition used is completely coherent.
You think way too highly of yourself when it comes to theology. You don't think people have picked apart a book that has existed for thousands of years and has been at the forefront of countless conflicts?
Anyways, I need to get something to eat.
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>>153379483
>>153379333
KWABKUbros?!?
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>>153379614
This is what KINGtosSCHOLARS pioneered.
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>>153379553
OP is a faggot, that is true
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>>153379724
Kratos can't run like this...
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>>153379732
>if
We are 10 years deep into this show, at this point you should know that they will 100% buy all the wank as long as it exists in the first place
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these two?
they would destroy the entire viltrum empire
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>>153379799
's cocks
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>>153379732
They unironically support multiversal+++++++++++ Kratos, dude.
Now, it would be even funnier if GEoM somehow LOST
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>>153379782
That’s it. I’m coming for you!
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Nobody cares about SHITgon SHIT and SHITvincible. Stop trying to force these weak verses here.
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>>153379799
's anuses
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>>153379649
>>153379701
holy fucking yuk
shan't click
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Genuine question what stops anyone with ki just pulling a Vegeta and pointing at a viltirumite and blowing them up like Cui?
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>>153378567
DIE THRAGG!!
>AARGH, MY HANDS MELTED? I'LL JUST HAVE TO HIT YOU HARDER THEN! AAARGH MY ARMS ARE GONE! WELL A SIMPLE HEADBUTT WILL SURELY-GHRGHLARGHGL...
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>>153379837
Smart Atoms
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>>153379742
It's DrSpicPedo he literally doesn't know shit and passive-agressively copes when you call him out on it. Trying to get intelligent conversation out of a tripfag isn't even squeezing blood out of a stone, it's throwing a bucket with a hole down a dry well.
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>>153379837
That would be mean.
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>>153379837
Nothing. Anyone with enough powerlevel from DB should be able to do that to a viltrumite.
>>153379808
>>153379830
>18 pulverizes all the 'male' viltrumites pelvises into dust with her infinite stamina and superior strength
>17 pulverizes all the female viltrumites pelvises with his infinite stamina and infinite HARDNESS cyborg cock
CANON
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Enough
Post your hero having a girlfriend who DOESN'T cuck him
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>>153379333
>Tracing SuperCHAD
This person must be a Toyotaro fan.
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>>153379839
Thragg doesn't even need his smart atoms to tear Mina's head off before she even gets a chance to shoot acid cum.
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>>153379837
Because Toriyama, hack that he is, knows it's not fun if the fights end with the overmatched opponent just dying instantly. Vegeta instantly fucking murdering Qui/Cui/Pee was both deserved and an immediate introduction to how Vegeta handles things compared to Goku, which held consistent throughout Namek
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What if Kratos was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the Time Chamber for millennia?
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>>153379884
Mina is consistent FTL in combat. Thragg is slow enough to be hit by Mark who gets tagged by street levels all the time
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>>153378120
S-O-N-I-C GO!
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>>153379884
>I'll just reach into this acid shield to tear your head off and-AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH
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>>153379792
>>153379809
A good point. If they're gonna wank Kratos that high, I can see them doing the same to 40k as a whole.
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>>153379876
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>>153379876
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Me and Minacutie.
In my bed.
You know the rest.
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>>153379649
I clicked it and found it funny
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>>153377842
>>153378720
>Killer BVLL
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>>153379922
https://youtu.be/SomVrg951-Q?si=wFd9DMH9gcaTRO4P
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>>153379649
>>153379928
imagine
FAT UGLY BASTARD THOR
SISSY KRATOS
do the MATH
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>>153379810
That Lucky Head…
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You guys are going to Radical Highway.
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>>153379901
>Mina is consistent FTL in combat. Thragg is slow enough to be hit by Mark who gets tagged by street levels all the time
>gets tagged by street levels all the time
But enough about Mina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p4HYIlvt5A
>>153379907
>I'll just reach into this acid shield to tear your head off and-(SMART ATOMS TANK THAT)
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>>153379742
>No? What are you even talking about?
are you serious?
>Tolkien literally says that Eru Iluvatar is supposed to be the Christian God
he never said LITERALLY SAID such thing
>uses "God" and "The One"
and? the pic you posted used a non-sequitur. now i find that you are ysing one too
>The quotes below were about Tolkien's views on how to depict God
not only you ignored the first order logic that i invoked but now you are stating a false conclusion
please, stop what you're doing and actually take time to ANALIZE what tolkien wrote
>makes it a useless description
and yet there are some religions that work with such "useless" concept. if vsbattles' tiering cannot use this "useless" concept then that speaks more about vsbattles than about the concept itself
>You think way too highly of yourself
Is that your own idea or did others talk you into it?
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>>153379732
Imagine still trying to debunk the warp when it has these kinda statements
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>>153379917
Naruto owes me sex.
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>>153379876
I-I can't...
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>>153379966
>KWABINA
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>>153379833
It’s not gay if he’s a Beastly KING
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>>153379990
Sarada...
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>>153379917
>Both Hinata and Naruto agree to suck black cocks at the same time so it doesn't FEEL like cucking if they're both in on it
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>>153379966
FTL+ spikes.
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>>153380002
>someone purported as an "Alpha Male", a "King" even, taking dick in every hole
Kratos is as fake and gay as Stolas
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>>153379966
https://youtu.be/Drs19iiVCYQ?t=34
To be fair she did dodge MOST of them...
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>>153379998
>Attack Mina TANKED
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>>153379986
>>153380032
I feel sorry for whoever is going to fight against this
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>>153379990
Kiba...
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>>153379986
The warp is so acasual, trascendental, and utterly seperate from the materium that it has strokes when people punch things in the material world?
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Post the warp destroying an universe.
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Dante will get a pity win killing HUNTR/X.
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>>153380029
Who is Stolas? I don’t watch Gay shit.
Kratos fights for domination and GAPES his male opponents with bovndless power, which teaches them to be humble and learn from him.
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>>153379986
>unrestricted by time
meanwhile in 40k
>The Well of Eternity is a mystical location within the Warp itself where it is situated at the very centre of reality. Thus, it existed in a place where time and space originated as well as ended.
>When the Chaos God Tzeentch, the Grand Sorcerer, desired to learn of the future, he travelled to the Well, where he sent his most powerful and trusted Lords of Change though none emerged from the currents within this site. An exasperated Tzeentch thus decided to cast his own vizier, Kairos into the Well of Eternity who miraculously survived and gained knowledge of events in the future
>Codex: Chaos Daemons (4th Edition), pg. 49
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>>153380077
HUNTR/X don't miss.
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>>153379986
>However, the skeins of the future were an entirely different matter. The ever-changing and ever-twisting threads of the future are infinite and fragmented into uncountable threads. Though Tzeentch possesses near omnipotent intelligence, even he cannot hold all the threads of reality within his grasp.
>This limit to his prescient vision frustrated Tzeentch to no end. In order to overcome this one weakness, the Great Sorcerer travelled to the very centre of reality, where space and time originated and ended, converging at the mystic Well of Eternity. But the Changer of Ways was himself afraid to enter the roiling currents of the Well, and so he sent his most powerful and trusted Greater Daemons in his stead. But none of these Lords of Change ever returned from the Well.
>https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Kairos_Fateweaver
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>>153380079
>I don’t watch Gay shit.
>proceeds to post the gayest fantasy ever
Okay buddy, it's past your bedtime go back to venezuela or whatever you come from, honduras maybe
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>>153379966
>>153379998
DURABLEna...
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>>153380077
they have cookie scaling now, Dante is finished
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>>153380077
Dante will get gaped by Kratos
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>>153380107
>whatever you come from
You are Brown and Gay. Be Better.
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>>153379966
She looked like she was mid jump there? How was she supposed to dodge it?
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>>153379876
Gravelyn giving the Hero a piece of herself.
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>>153380075
It split the galaxy in two
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>>153380029
>>153380079
Stolas is for Bejita
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>>153380049
It'll be fine
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>>153380017
>headcanon
>>153379990
Tsunade...
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>>153379976
>Non-sequitur
"The One" is LITERALLY what "Eru" in "Eru Iluvatar" means. He calls "Eru Iluvatar" GOD multiple times in his letters. Are you genuinely retarded?
I'm not even going to bother with the rest of what you wrote if you can't grasp this extremely basic idea.
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Kratos wouldn't be able to kill the Chaos Gods btw.
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>>153380179
>Big 2 herald getting humbled by a first time series
I'm all for it
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Aren't the Chaos Gods created by the experiences of sapient beings or something like that? Can't you beat them by just killing everyone?
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>>153380191
why not? Kratos is very powerful
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>>153379333
Why are you ripping off Kratos feat?
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>>153380191
the chaosSISSY '''gods''' were afraid of NIGGash during the End Times lmao
Gork and Mork would also beat the SHIT out of the chaosSISSIES
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>>153380186
>Are you genuinely retarded?
anon... others creator characters across fiction has been called that. you are not saying anything at all
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>>153380191
Kratos would not only beat them, he would forgive them then TEACH them to be heroes.
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>>153380206
forgot pic
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>>153380191
TRVKE. Cucky Kratos isn't even Daedric Prince tier.
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>>153377589
He ain't my favorite, but Clay from that Wings of Fire series talks about eating hippos like it ain't shit.
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>>153380191
Kratos as the God of Hope would redeem everyone and the Chaos gods would lose all of their power.
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>>153380179
>>153380206
Atrocitus would demolish Angron.
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>>153380299
I don't know about any of them, who has the better feats, and who is the less likely to hide behind lore/scaling?
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>>153380102
This dude is a huge fraud btw
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>>153380299
Does Angron have a way to take off Atrocitus' ring?
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How far would Kratos get in the Saint Seiya verse?
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>>153380179
Hulk is angrier than both of those WEAKLINGS.
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>>153380331
I know saint seiya scaling can get really crazy but he solos the verse
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>>153380317
Angron when empowered by his god blew up a planet once with a swing. The thing he blew up though effected the entire galaxy Ina way and caused everybody in the near shockwave to go insane.
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>>153380207
>Can't you beat them by just killing everyone?
by oneshotting them, yes. if not, then that may trigger khorne to intervene after getting amped by the killing
chaos is a disease and as any disease, it doesn't have to end with death. the galaxy was fine before chaos and the galaxy will be fine after chaos
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>>153380329
Even without a ring Atrocitus is still pretty fucking strong, although without a ring he would probably get killed by Angron.
But no, I don't think Angron would be able to take off his ring, nor would he think too, because Angron is an even bigger rageCHUD than Atrocitus.
>>153380317
Atrocitus does.
He's done stuff like rip through Green lantern constructs without using his ring, and was able to fight Hal Jordan and Sinestro for a while without his ring. He's also managed to overpower Martian Manhunter sometimes.
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I just saw Benjamin Grimm force the Touhou characters to apologize for threatening to destroy... a city block?
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How do you powerscale settings that don't follow real life rules for planets and stuff, i.e. a setting where the world is completely flat
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>>153380191
the power of chaos <<<<<<< THE POWER OF HOPE!
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>>153380331
Kratos is too slow. He gets blitzed by most in the verse.
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>>153380372
good guy Grimm
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>>153380379
Just change the stats of a planet to compensate, or whatever else is changed. If there's no details than people just kind of go off vibes. Like how One Piece always says their island level feats should count as country and continent level
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>>153380379
>How do you powerscale settings that don't follow real life rules for planets and stuff, i.e. a setting where the world is completely flat
unless the author helps with some science, you either bullshit it or have to start from stratch just like we did with this universe...
*sweat nervously*
you are in the same universe as us, right?
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To me my X-Men.
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>>153380331
>>153380406
Kratos has immeasurable speed +++, he speedblitzed the first then inspires them to be better men
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>>153380413
>>153380428
I was just wondering after reading all of the "planetary because he blew up a big sphere". What if there aren't any spheres in the sky? That kind of thing.
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>>153380379
No one does this but you should assume things work the same unless proven otherwise, because flat planets are pretty much impossible we have no idea what the author would be smoking in that case to make it work

I'd also imagine destroying a flat planet would probably like, somewhere between continental and small planetary? Since a flat planet would have far less volume than a sphere with the same radius
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>>153380450
>holding 3 layers with each layers transcending the infinity of the previous
vsbattles, everybody
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>>153380474
>because flat planets are pretty much impossible we have no idea what the author would be smoking in that case to make it work
I swear, I have a reason for why the entire setting is just a flat plane with plateaus.
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>>153380483
It makes sense, you just need to think of it in a way you understand.
For example, in God of War the Underworld is infinite in size (1 infinity)
Helios’ light covers it all anyway (2 transcending infinity)
Hermes dodges Helios’ light (3 transcending infinity)
Zeus hits Hermes with a lightning bolt (4 transcending infinity)
Gaia hits Zeus (5 transcending infinity)
Kratos beats Gaia (6 transcending infinity)

That’s what they mean, 6 layers of infinity with each layers transcending the infinity of the previous.
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I feel no need to blow up any multiverses.
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>>153380466
it is a difficult task to even grasp. that's why we look for the works of others, including god, to create a setting
>>153380474
>would have far less volume
ENTER DENSITY
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>>153380450
So this bitch isn't even Gandalf level?
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>>153380515
Me neither. But i COULD.
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Hi.
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Trans rights are human rights.
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>>153380539
dem wolves lookin' hella fine
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>>153380542
No lies detected.
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>>153380542
Even trans people deserve to be cured of their mental illness.
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Unicron is a real god. Kratos could never hope to defeat him.
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>>153380575
>only 1 planet
>not even omnipotent
>always loses
Kekypow! Kingtos onepunches all versions of him across the multiverse at once, then TEACHES him.
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>>153380575
KINGTOS will LIGHT our DARKEST HOUR!
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>>153380592
When a Kratosfag says “teach” they’re imahining gay bara sex
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>>153380542
TRVTH NVKE
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Goku is a real god. Kratos could never hope to defeat him.
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>>153380542
Based.
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>>153380612
To think this is the only Kratos scan the Devs actually said is canon.
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>>153380542
What series do you recommend me if I want to celebrate trans rights?
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>>153380496
What is the reason?
>>153380516
>ENTER DENSITY
It's kind of ironic that it would solve the issue with the scaling but would make it more retarded on why it doesn't just collapse into a sphere
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>>153380600
>imahining
YOU ARE SAFE HERE.
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>>153380624
Why the God of War video games of course!
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>>153380624
Harry Potter
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>>153380483
Is that really that hard to grasp? During the fight with the emperor and Horus those guys go through like multiple different planes of existence.
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>>153380622
PRIDEtos is the embodiment of acceptance. In the words and beliefs of PRIDEtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
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Kratos has inspired us again.
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>>153380627
The creator of the setting rushed the creation of reality and just made a colossal plane in the "center" . All of reality is now trying to collapse into a more stable configuration, but said creator is preventing it from tearing itself apart. There are still tears popping up in areas.
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Can YOUR hero defeat One?
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>>153380644
>Is that really that hard to grasp?
each booba is huge, yes
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>>153380630
GODtos scholar the merciful chose to TEACH the ESL about welcoming everyone over humiliating them even as he is mocked.
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>>153380661
So it's less of a planet and more like a universe/dimension? But I guess that is fair. It's like I said, you'd have to come up with something that'd boil down to "it's magic" or something similar cause if you follow real physics 1:1 you just recreate our world
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>>153380612
GAMERTOS
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Kratos versus Wukong:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E48U_Dd96Qs&pp=ygUVZ2l2ZXMgYmlydGggYWxvbmUgbWhh
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>>153380719
Well, the plateau the story mostly takes place on has the surface area of the Earth. I guess "magic" is a good enough reason.
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>>153380729
Wukong after he got GAPED
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Crazy how no one posted in this thread can beat Satoru Gojo.
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>>153380744
...in the wall level jobber competition
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Crazy how every character posted in this thread can beat Satoru Gojob.
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There is no shame in being wall level.
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>>153378648
its gacha. prolly from ffbe
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>>153380777
Composite anti-Satan...
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>>153380744
Gojo died a virgin
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>>153380784
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>>153378700
Jotaro kills Deku thoughbeit with time stop.
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>>153380800
VSauce Michael??
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>>153380784
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>>153380784
He’s clearly looking in confusion why the magic wall wasn’t destroyed, retard
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>>153380800
KINGtos is so strong!
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>>153380800
Kratos would never do this.
But that doesn’t mean he couldn’t do this.
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>>153380800
>No tattoos
Not Kratos.
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how much of this is ironic shitposting cause i watched one of these death battle things and got through half of it thinking it was taking the piss.
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>>153380800
H000000000000LY
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>>153380800
This is still lowballed Kratos btw.
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>>153380844
90% shitposting
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>>153380811
He can break the wall at a great cost
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>my love interest #1 is a princess who saw me as a phase and ended up with a vampire.
>i wrote songs, built gifts, and got emotionally benched.
>my love interest #2 is made of fire and i somehow fumbled by playing with her feelings like it was a game.
>i literally orchestrated drama and then acted surprised when it blew up in my face.
>my love interest #3 is a warrior who actually liked me and i STILL couldn’t make it work because i don’t know what i want.
>i have saved entire kingdoms but can’t save my own love life.
>my best friend is a shapeshifting dog with more game than me.
WHAT IS MY NAME?
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>>153380800
NO WAIT TOMAR HAVE MERCY AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE-
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>>153380870
Just because we can’t see Kratos’ legs doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
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Let's post characters who canonically can create universes / destroy universes.
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Let’s post times Kratos inspired us to be Better Men.
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>>153380908
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>>153380923
MY WIFE's SON!!
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>>153380923
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>>153380876
CuckyFINNTHEHUMANtos!
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Guts does this every single day
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>>153380876
>my love interest #3 is a warrior who actually liked me and i STILL couldn’t make it work because i don’t know what i want
What? Finn was pretty obvious about his affections for HW. HW is an emotionally constipated autist who needed a whole journey across the multiverse to accept that she wanted their situationship to become official.
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>>153380989
>>153380989

>Ice Magic (That episode where Gunther was taken to the hospital)
>Wizard Powers (That episode where Finn enrolls to be a wizard)
>Flame Shield
>Blackhole Sword (Nerd glasses episode) + TANKED a black hole + Nerd Glasses allowed him to CREATE a device to shot out black holes
>Demon Sword (Demon sword episode)
>Leaf Blade + Grass Magic that beat galactic beings (Grass blade episode plus Finn reunites with his dad episode)
>Psychic Manipulation and powers (Finn builds a tower episode)
>Can RIP magic apart (Wizard Tournament episode where he got turned into a cat, and ripped the spell from his body)
>Mind resistant feats (Shown in King Worm)
>Swordsman skills (Trained by Rattleballs)
>Astral Plane
>Various different gadgets and equipments such Finn's black whole bubble maker.
>Reincarnation memories (Shoko)
>Robotic Arm
>Decades of experience in terms of monster slaying (Dungeon Train + timeline)
>The Wish Crown (Farmworld Finn has access to this, potentially warp cosmic beings as seen in S10's finale)
>Multi-versal scaling thanks to his wife (FnC S2 scaling)

Finn the HERO.
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>>153380870
HOLY FVARK KINGtos is moving his feet to the beat so fast they turned invisible to us lowly jobbers.
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>>153380989
Finn is married and has children
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>>153380844
The show is infinitely better when you don't take it seriously and only use it for shitposting fuel. Even Ben, the creator of the show, pretty much admitted that was the original idea behind it, it's a joke that eventually started taking itself too seriously.
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>>153381043
His Farmworld version did. Ooo Finn hasn’t unless they change that in FnC season 3 if that ever happens.
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No matter how weak or pathetic your hero is, just be glad he isn't Finn the human.
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>>153381054
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>>153381085
league of nobodies
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>>153381072
Finn the CHADman is a hero.

Better than Deku the Keku, and Finn actually KISSES his love interests.
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>>153381054
No lies detected.
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>>153381098
Found the paranoid DBSpic.
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>>153381100
Finn never scored.
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>>153381115
>out of nowhere
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>>153381115
>DBS out of nowhere
obsessed
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>>153381132
Noticed you didn't object to being called a DBSpic. Thanks for confirming it.
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>>153381124
Post Deku ever kissing a girl
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>>153381136
LOL Bubblegum got BLACKED by Marceline.
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>>153381133
>>153381132
>dbspics out of the woodwork
wild.
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>>153380844
This general lives on shitposting nowadays. Before THAT episode happened, there used to be long genuine discussions and threads but /dbg/ got mindbroken and it just spiraled even more as time passed. DB’s reputation is dirt poor and it reflects with how this place acts.
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>Anti is back

Hey, man, how's it been.
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GIMME DA P00SI B0SS
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>>153380844
Death battle became 100% shitpost when krasura happened
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>>153381174
also powerscaling in general is mainly used as a tool to ragebait fans of verses.
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Hey! Finn might have fumbled every love interest he had but at least he supports gay rights. That makes him a better man. Have a good day.
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This would've killed Thragg btw
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>>153381227
He can support gay rights even more by fulfilling his obligation of owing me sex.
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>>153381227
>>153381147

Black Hole level btw, and canonically married.
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>>153381136
You weren't supposed to ask that...
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>>153381254
Canonically not married.
Canonically in an open relationship for 12+ years and still going.
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>>153381254
FP and Cinnamon Bun are a couple.
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>>153381136
Deku kissed Katsuki Bakugo. That's got to count for something, right?
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>>153381314
>FP and Cinnamon Bun are a couple.
Cinnamon bun got cucked by neptr
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Who the fuck is Thragg? The rock alien general from Ninja Turtles?
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Proof that Finn is universal?

>Golb is a universal BEAST
>BTFO'd by Marceline's dad
>Finn defeats Marceline's dad in the early seasons

BOOM
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>>153381351
We're talking about Finn the Trooner. By the way, didn't Huntress leave him to scissor Fionna?
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>>153381147
>LOL Bubblegum got BLACKED by Marceline.
Bubblegum and her cried like cuckqueans when Huntress wizard SMOOCHED her man, finn.
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>>153381373
>We're talking about Finn the Trooner. By the way, didn't Huntress leave him to scissor Fionna?
>Yuritroon didn't watch the show
Kek
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>>153381370
Post Finn ever killing or destroying Marceline's dad.
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>>153381374
bubblegum also gave up royalty because of her massively retarded fumble, finn won the war
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What happened to Otto and TN Anon?
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>>153381370
CHAINSCALEinn the Human...
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Oh well, that's all of Finn's "love" interests.
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>AT Powerscaling

ENOUGH.

It's time we expose these so called 'Most powerful beings on Planet Ooo'. ENTER....THE THREE FRAUDS
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>sex battle
>male vs female
>one hour limit
>whoever makes the other one cums the most wins
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>>153381417
>Bubblegum? Kissed twice on the lips
>Marcline? Kissed on the cheeks
>Flame Princess? Kissed twice on the lips
>Slept with Lumpy Space Princess
>Kissed various princesses during Breezy
>Huntress Wizard
>Pillow Wife
>Literally got his lips tongue kissed during Fionna and Cake S2 by various princesses across Ooo

Yup, yup. Finn the Hero is loved.
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>>153381419
Who was talking about power scaling? Finncel, don't HBOC. Tell everyone in the class why Finn can't keep a girl to save his life
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>>153381449
Decuck...don't look...
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>>153381449
Gold
>>153381453
Mold
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>>153381449
marceline also kissed finn on the lips at least once by her "but no tongue" comment
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Adventure Time,
come on feel the pain,
watch me lose in love again…
with Finn the Human, down horrendous,
texts left on read, it’s getting endless—
the Ls will never end, it’s Adventure Time…
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Post Finn having on-screen sex with a woman.
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>Goalposts move endlessly on Finn's GREATNESS...
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>>153381547
I don't think any of our heroes have accomplished that feat...
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>Finn canonically had sex in the pillow verse before it got destroyed by Golb

Damn, looks like Finn the HERO is one of the few people here that actually had sex, with a loving wife.
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>>153381568
Guts?
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>>153381591
>The CUTS TO BLACKswordsman
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>>153381585
Reminder Farm Finn is canonically the og finn, and he also got busy in the bedroom with many kids.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjU2lJITaGk
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>RTHnn the JESTER
Oh dear, xe's demented.
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>>153381619
>camera moving away
BOOOOOOO!
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>he can't handle counter facts by Chadnn's fans after he started spewing allegations
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>>153380450
City Block|Varies to City Block+|Varies to City Block+ to Island to Solar System Level|Galaxy Level|Outerverse Level
>>153380469
At least Wall Level, likely higher|Varies, usually Galaxy level, to Multiverse+ at peak
BEASTS!
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>officially has the most viewed preview of indie DB
Well?
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>Indie
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Oh BAAAAAAAKEEEER!
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>>153381244
Nah Thragg doesn't rely on pussy ki fields that are vulnerable to ambushes and sneak attacks.
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>>153381854
>Dinosaurus one-shotted Omnipotus who is universal level
>Could not SCRATCH CHADgg
fuark...
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>KEKtrumites
CHAD Grimm victims.
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>>153381901
>Thragg hits him with the vacuum uppercut and sends him into outer space in three seconds
Done.
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>>153381940
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>>153381942
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>>153381942
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>two new threads up
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>inb4 KINGnny RAPES and GAPES both threads
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>>153381999
FUCK YOU, I’M DELETING MY THREAD!



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